[heavy breathing]
[door opens and closes]
[belt buckle]
[zipper closing]
[door opens and closes]
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
[door opens and closes]
[door slams shut]
Nice place! Lived here long?
You’ve never done this before?
Erm!
Relax! I won’t bite! Not unless you ask me to?
I…Em!
I knew I’ve seen you somewhere before!
You work at the car garage? One of the mechanics?
Hmm
Yes that’s right! You serviced my car!
Yep
Now, you see, if you’d been wearing a greasy boiler suit and leaning over a bonnet,
I would have said “Hi” earlier!
Anyone tell you your arse looks hot bent over an engine?
My wife!
You're married?
The bimbo with the big tits and the endless cups of tea?
No! That’s Clare, she’s just there part-time, funding her legal studies
You see! The last time I was there
I left my gym kit on the back seat
with my jock in it
and my jock’s missing
You know who took it?
How should I know?
Could be stalking me?
No
It's funny
how it goes missing and you turn up at my local bar?
Coincidence?
I’m not gay!
But you want me!
You going already?
I’m not gay! I have a wife
She can’t give you everything you need
I'm not gay!
I'm NOT GAY!
I'm not fucking gay
not fucking gay
I am the one who took your dirty, fucking jock
Fucking faggot!
[groans]
[crying]
Fuck!