對 沒錯 我們這裡沒貝利那麼多條條框框 So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than Bailey here.
我們是按照關系而非領域來劃分客戶群的 We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship.
我們實行業績提成制 We eat what we kill,
但如果我認為這樣更有勝算 but often I will partner a manager
我通常會給經理指派一個特定客戶 with a specific target if I think they have a better shot that way.
所以說 辦公室的內部運作是透明的 對 有道理 So, transparency within the office. Yeah, that makes sense.
是的 Uh-huh.
庫普 我知道你習慣了搞信息孤島那一套 I know you're used to a more siloed approach, Coop,
但我必須說 我覺得 這對我們來說可能是個很好的契合點 but I gotta tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
馬克斯 對 進來吧 Max. Yeah, get in here.
庫普 你認識馬克斯科恩嗎 不曉得 我們認識嗎 Coop, you know Max Cone? I don't know, do we?
去年的羅賓漢晚宴上 The Robin Hood dinner last year.
在競標泰勒斯威夫特套房時 你出價比我高 You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
沒錯 很抱歉 的確是 是的 Right. Sorry about that. Yes. Yeah.
我有個17歲的女兒 拍不到的話可就慘了 I have a 17-year-old daughter, there would have been hell to pay.
那肯定 馬克斯可是大紅人 I bet. Max is a superstar.
他在新興市場上的表現一直都很亮眼 He's been on a hot streak all over emerging markets.
那我很期待聽聽他的出色表現 Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
你知道關於禁止招攬條款的事嗎 You're aware of the non-solicit?
法務部並不擔心 Legal isn't worried.
即使是貝利 執行此條款的成本也會太高 The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
好的 那我就公開透明地負責我的客戶 Okay, so I run my own book, transparently, of course.
薪金照舊 The usual draw,
現在只剩下確定股份的分成比例了 all that's left to figure out is the percentages on the share.
應該就是這樣 對吧 Sound about right?
不完全對 Not exactly, no.
那些客戶將過戶給馬克斯 It's Max's book.
你會是我們僱傭的獵手 帶進新客戶以抽取傭金 You'd be a hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
我們試試看效果如何 We'll see how it goes.
是啊 我們會一起為公司引入投資資金 Yeah, we'd work together to bring in the investment capital.
這麼說 我是來幫這小子抓大客戶 So I bag the elephants for the kid,
讓他建立自己的客戶群 然後你們就把我踢開 he builds his book and then you cut me loose?
我可不需要任何人的幫助 Whoa, I don't need anybody's help.
恕我直言 馬克斯 你的老闆認為你需要 All due respect, Max, your boss thinks you do,
否則我們就不會有這次的談話了 對吧 or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
庫普 Coop.
本 三揚基去年只有可憐的7%盈利 Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
前年當別人都賺錢時 你們的盈利卻下降了20% The year before that you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
我們的整體表現超過了指數股票 We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
馬克斯 別說話 沒人在乎指數股 Max, be quiet. Nobody cares about the index stocks.
他的老爸是誰 什麼 Who's his father? What?
他進來還不到五分鐘 我就已經知道他是靠老爸入行的 He's been in here less than five minutes, I already know he's somebody's son.
是我妹的兒子 My sister.
本舅舅 Well, Uncle Ben,
你離被追繳保證金就差一步了 you're one margin call away from
到時候只能去新澤西賣破公寓 selling shitty condos in New Jersey,
而你現在卻要把大權 交給一個穿著廉價鞋子的傻蛋 and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes...
嘿 一個靠裙帶關係的人 Hey. ...who's a member of the lucky sperm club.
老兄 你不能進來這裡 給我閉嘴 馬克斯 Bro, you can't come in here... Shut the fuck up, Max.
庫普 Coop.
本 你這艘船快沉了 Ben, you're a sinking ship.
你是晚宴上的聊天笑柄 You're a punch line at dinner parties.
據我所聽到的 就只有我願意接見你 Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
那這說明你是什麼樣的人 And what does that say about you?
祝你好運 Good luck.
（科技股反彈 第二季度創紀錄的增長速度）
我失業了 顯然也找不到工作 I was unemployed and, apparently, unhirable,
坐在一輛二十萬美元的車裡 sitting in a $200,000 car,
穿著最好的西裝 戴著一塊偷來的表 wearing my best suit, and a stolen watch.
完全不合邏輯 既然如此 Nothing made sense, and that being the case,
是時候開始考慮其他辦法了 it was time to start considering some other options.
百達翡麗鸚鵡螺系列 18K Patek Philippe Nautilus, 18 karat.
這是一塊不錯的手錶 It's a nice watch.
得查一下價錢 Gotta check the book,
但我想我可以出大約十七萬五千元 but I think I can give you about 175,000 for it.
是的 這款表在二手市場很搶手 Yeah, there's a strong secondhand market for these.
二十萬 200.
十八萬五千 185.
最好的價格 沒得商量了 Best and last.
成交 很好 Sold. Great.
只需把盒子和證書給我 I just need the box and the papers.
這表不是新買的 It's not new.
我知道 但表會有序列號 Yeah, I know, but it's got a serial number
以及真品證書 我需要這些 and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm gonna need.
可這些我都沒有 Well, I don't have any of that.
這表是別人送的 It was a gift.
好的 Right.
不好意思 朋友 Sorry, my friend.
沒有證書 沒法收購 No papers, no sale.
那如果我願意降價呢 Well, what if I drop the price?
這樣吧 Here.
你去這裡 在布朗克斯區 You go here, in the Bronx.
你找盧 You ask for Lu.
盧 對 Lu? Yeah.
告訴盧 是利普席茨介紹的 And you tell Lu, Lipschitz sent you.
（瓦爾加當鋪 收購 出售 交易）
（瓦爾加當鋪）
你是盧嗎 You Lu?
你是誰呀 Who's asking?
抱歉 是利普席茨介紹我來的 Sorry, Lipschitz sent me.
我是盧 I'm Lu.
你怎麼認識利普席茨的 我們才剛認識 How do you know Lipschitz? We just met.
在哪裡認識的 酒吧 猶太教堂 匿名戒酒者協會 還是哪裡 Met where? In a bar, a synagogue, AA meeting, where?
是在他的店 我其實想 His shop. I'm just...
我想賣掉這個 I'm trying to sell this.
我們到後面去 羅科 We're going in back, Rocco.
來吧 拿來看看 Come on, let's have a look.
上樓去看電視 讓奶奶做生意 好嗎 Go upstairs and watch TV while Bubby does business, okay?
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
對 是這樣的 我太太覺得這塊表太招搖了 Yeah, so my wife just thinks it's too showy.
太招搖 Too showy, huh?
這也是你沒戴婚戒的原因 Is that why you don't wear a wedding ring?
你是要買手錶 還是要分析我 You gonna buy the watch or are you gonna analyze me?
這兩樣我都可以同時進行 I can do both at the same time.
我六萬五千元收了它 I'll give you 65 for it.
利普席茨之前出價十八萬五千 Lipschitz was gonna give me 185.
可是他讓你來找我 Then he sent you to me.
你要是能光明正大賣 就不會來找我了 You could sell it legit, you wouldn't be here.
九萬五千 Ninety-five.
我們這裡不常見到像你這樣的人 We don't get men like you in here very often.
你是做什麼的 交易員 股票經紀 You're what, a trader? Stockbroker?
無所謂 Whatever.
重點是 你所做的買賣 從來都不是實質物品 The point is, you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches.
你完全是胡亂定價 You assign value out of your ass.
你的本事在於把這種價值 賣給其他有錢的傻瓜 Your skill is in selling that value to other rich schmucks.
而你現在是在賣我 一件你能握在手裡的物品 Now here you are, selling me something you can hold in your hand.
這對你來說並不熟悉 This is new to you.
你不瞭解這個買賣市場 但你仍然覺得自己能討價還價 You don't understand this market, but you still think you can negotiate it.
這做法並不精明 而是愚蠢 That's not savvy, that's stupidity.
也許是狗急跳牆 Maybe it's just desperation.
這是你說的第一句真話 That's the first honest thing you've said.
我們現在可以談價錢了 Now we can do business.
我以六萬收了它 I'll give you 60.
你剛剛說六萬五千的 You just said 65.
成交 Deal.
你讓我以原來的出價成交 You got me back to my original price.
還真是個"談判專家" Some negotiator.
寶貝 Oh, baby.
該走了 兒子 It's time, bud.
該走了 It's time.
早安 我們遲到了 Good morning. We're late.
嘿 你給你爸回短信了嗎 Hey, did you text your dad back?
你開玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
給他回短信吧 拜託 就當為了我 Just text him back, please, for me.
好的 行 Yeah, fine.
嘿 Hey.
再見 媽 Bye, Mom.
吸氣時手臂往上伸 右臂向後放下 Arm into the sky as you inhale, taking the right arm down back.
把左臂放下來 We'll drop that left arm back...
屁股被我的丁字褲夾住了 My thong has impregnated me.
給 There you go.
嗨 Hi.
（鸚鵡螺）
（健康諮詢中心）
謝謝 Thank you.
她超厲害 總能找到方法 罵我媽的男朋友是個混蛋 She's, like, an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick.
那只是張自拍 我把它發給了我男朋友 It was just a selfie and I shared it with my boyfriend,
然後他又轉發給了他的朋友們 then he shared it with his friends...
我退出了機器人社團 I dropped out of robotics club.
告訴我發生了什麼事 Tell me what happened.
你是沒法讓我開口的 You can't make me talk.
不 聽著 他拿著花從樓下上來 No, look, he comes downstairs with flowers,
然後就給我來了個吻 是一個前所未有的 he planted the biggest, sloppiest most tongue-iest kiss on me
最久 最惡心的舌吻 that you've ever experienced in your life...
馬克 Mark.
是的 我媽像往常一樣罵了我一頓 Yeah, my mother went off on me like she usually does.
我猜我又再一次證明瞭她是對的 已經數不清是第幾次了 I guess I just proved her right for, like, the thousandth time.
等一下 Well, now wait a minute.
我們能不能承認 Can we acknowledge that there's a difference
被罰留堂和用鑰匙刮花車之間 是有區別的 between getting detention and keying a car?
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
這是你第一次做這種事嗎 Is that the first time you've ever done something like that?
是第一次被抓 The first time I got caught.
你認識那輛車的車主 不 事情不是那樣的 Do you know the owner of the car? Nah, it wasn't like that.
那你為什麼要這麼做 Why'd you do it then?
你也許不知道原因 但我只是想知道 I mean, you may not know, but I'm just wondering,
你當時是怎麼想的 what was going through your head?
感覺自己變得很生氣 It's like I get so angry.
我其實不是生氣 更像是有一股能量 It's not really angry, it's more like this energy,
不斷地醞釀 並且在我體內 and it builds up and it's just inside me,
搞得我很焦慮 making me anxious.
以至於到一種地步 我會因為焦慮而感覺全身顫抖 And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it,
如果我不做點什麼 就會崩潰 你懂嗎 and if I don't do something, I'll just explode, you know?
然後我就會打破窗戶 And then I break a window,
刮花車 或者做點別的 key a car or something.
然後感覺就像 And it's like...
那焦慮感從我身上被釋放出來 我又能呼吸了 it just seeps out of me, and I can breathe right again.
我們每個人都有個夢想 某個我們想象中的極樂世界 We all have a dream, some nirvana we picture.
那個我們希望到達的地方 That place we want to get to
那地方意味著我們終於做到了 that will finally mean we've pulled it off,
獲得了成功 幸福和平靜 success, happiness, peace.
對我來說 那地方就是韋斯特蒙特村 For me, it was Westmont Village,
裡面都是百萬 千萬級別的豪宅 with its seven and eight-figure homes,
連綿起伏的草坪和高檔俱樂部 rolling lawns, and exclusive clubs.
但我開始覺得 But I was starting to suspect
我的夢想跟我這整個人一樣 that my dreams had been every bit as full of shit
全是胡扯 as the rest of me.
嗨 庫普 Hey, Coop!
橡木鄉村俱樂部 The Oakwood Country Club,
每年十萬的會員費讓你享有特權 hundred grand a year buys you the privilege
以高於市場價40% of paying 40% above market
來消費他們的每一份沙拉 漢堡 咖啡和雞尾酒 for every salad, burger, coffee and cocktail they serve.
但如果你不加入這俱樂部 But if you don't join,
大家都會覺得他們根本不想接納你 it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you.
這是社會勒索的古老經濟學 It's the age-old economics of social extortion
盡管看清楚它的本質 我還是沒能避免 but seeing it for what it was never stopped me from falling in line
和其他傻瓜一樣乖乖就範 with all the other suckers.
好球 Nice.
你讓我感到有點吃力 You making me work a little.
她為何跟尼克打 Why's she hitting with Nick?
因為你遲到了 'Cause you're late.
很好 Good.
網球是我的專長 Tennis is my thing.
你能不能讓他別這麼做 Can you please just not have him do that?
好 不是特意安排的 庫普 Okay, it wasn't planned, Coop.
我們根本不知道你什麼時候到 而明天就要比賽了 We just never know when you're gonna show up and the tournament's tomorrow.
她沒問題的 She's doing fine.
她的全球網球評級得提高至9分 普林斯頓才會考慮她 She needs to get her UTR up to a 9 for Princeton to even look at her.
她不是已經拿到9分了嗎 I thought she was at a 9.
不 才8.7 No, she's an 8.7.
她必須在這場比賽中連續贏得兩場 She has to win two consecutive matches
對壘的是四或五星級的新生球員 against four or five-star recruits at this thing.
那作為籃球運動員就能幫得上忙 Well, how is a basketball player gonna help with that?
他沒遲到 He was here on time.
你說得對 You're right.
開始吧 Now let's go.
嗨 Hey.
嗨 庫普 不好意思 只是幫個忙 Hey, Coop, sorry about that, just trying to help.
好的 若我聽說有人需要戴綠帽子 Yeah, yeah. If I hear of anybody that needs their wife fucked,
我會轉告你的 I'll let you know.
好的 我們來練習一下網前技術 All right, let's just do some net work, huh?
教練說不要衝到網前 Coach tells us not to rush the net.
這個嘛 他說得沒錯 可惜他 Well, he's right except when he's...
錯了 ...not.
比賽就在明天 現在不是糾結這些的時候 The tournament is tomorrow. It's not the time.
這是基本的網球技術 來吧 我來示範一下 It's basic tennis. Come on, let me show ya.
擊球 用力擊球 Hit it. Hit it hard.
你沒事吧 You okay?
好球 打得好 Nice. Good one.
你打了我男朋友的蛋蛋 You punched my boyfriend in the balls.
好的 還是值得那麼做 Okay, well, it was still worth it.
嗨 託麗 Hey, Tori.
嗨 切爾斯 祝你明天好運 Hey, Chels. Good luck tomorrow.
你也一樣 賤人 You too. Bitch.
我以為你們倆是朋友 沒錯 我們是 I thought you two were friends. Yeah, we are, but there's only one spot
但網球隊新生的名額只有一個 for an incoming freshman on the tennis team.
那就往好方面想 也許她進不了普林斯頓大學 Well, look on the bright side, maybe she won't get into Princeton.
也許進不了的人是我 Maybe I won't.
這想法太愚蠢了 Now you're just being stupid.
來吧 回到底線去 Come on, back to the baseline.
來吧 Let's go.
你和尼克的關系看起來非常不錯 Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh?
還不錯 They're fine.
還在早期階段 Still early days.
早期階段 他幾乎都住進你家了 Early days? He's practically living with you.
什麼 不 並沒有 What? No, he isn't.
我一直都讓他回自己家 I send him home all the time.
我不習慣跟別人分享我的床 I like to have my bed to myself.
讓他來我家 我會把他 像割草機般放在車庫裡 Send him to me. I'll keep him in the garage like a mower,
需要"用"時再拿出來 take him out when I need a little trim.
這話什麼意思 What does that mean?
我和麥琪報了他的健身班 對 Maggie and I joined his gym. Yes.
很棒的班 太好了 Great classes. Great.
我更喜歡Equinox I prefer Equinox.
因為梅爾需要私人空間 That's 'cause Mel needs her space...
隨便 不是嗎 Whatever. ...doesn't she?
糟了 各位 怎麼啦 Shit. Guys. What?
保羅來了 Paul's here.
天哪 就是那個女服務員 Oh, dear. Is that the waitress?
是的 用肉體服務 Yeah, in the flesh.
確切地說 她展現了她所有的肉體 Literally, that's all her flesh.
真不敢相信他把她帶到這裡來 I cannot believe he brought her here.
應該有條規定禁止這種事 There should be a rule about that.
去她的 Fuck her.
沒錯 去她的 Yeah, fuck her.
她幾歲 16 還是17 How old is she, 16, 17?
24 Twenty-four.
叫米斯蒂 天啊 Her name's Misty. God.
我本來要猜"薩瓦納"的 但米斯蒂也說得過去 I was gonna guess Savannah, but Misty tracks.
是的 Yeah.
你們去過他的餐館吧 Well, you've been to his places.
他所有的女服務員差不多都這模樣 All his waitresses are some version of her.
別說了 Hey. Hey.
什麼 What?
當然 不包括我們在座的這位 Present company excluded, of course.
沒關系的 It's fine.
我15年前被他挑中 那時的我也穿著那樣的比基尼 He picked me 15 years ago, back when I wore bikinis like that.
別這樣 薩 你依然超迷人 Don't even, Sam. You are hot as fuck.
一旦你說準備好了 And when you say you're ready,
我們就給你介紹鑽石王老五 we're gonna set you up with some eligible bachelor.
好啊 Yeah.
是啊 薩 到時候 在你面前的老二會多到你不知所措 Oh, yeah, Sam, you're gonna have more dick than you know what to do with.
好的 Okay.
你對老二知道多少 What do you know about dick?
謝了 各位 但這男人給她了 Thank you, guys, but she can have him.
而你就拿他的錢 And you can have his money.
嘿 說得好 Hey. Hey, hear, hear!
俱樂部的周末早午餐 在這裡 會有美食 Weekend brunch at the club, where you'll find great food,
良伴 還有一場接一場的炫耀性消費展示 good company, and an endless parade of conspicuous consumerism.
我並不是現在才發現 It's not like I'd never noticed,
但我想現在看待這事的心態有些不同了 but I guess now I was seeing it differently.
嗨 各位 好嗎 Hey, guys, how's it going?
嗨 庫普 要跟我們一起坐嗎 Hi, Coop. Are you joining us?
還不確定 你們有看到亨特嗎 Unclear. Have you seen Hunter?
有人看到他嗎 他就在這附近 Anybody? He's around here somewhere.
捷克 嗨 Jake, hey.
嗨 該死 Hey. Fuck.
嗨 捷克 朋友 你好嗎 Hey there, Jake. How are ya, buddy?
庫柏先生 Mr. Cooper.
那天的事不好意思 Sorry about the other day.
你當時有點讓我措手不及 You kinda caught me by surprise.
對 是的 我自己也很懵 Yeah. I was pretty surprised myself.
那肯定 I bet.
希望不會造成 Well, I hope there's no...
"永久傷害" lasting damage.
更重要的是 希望你別往心裡去 And more importantly, hope there's no hard feelings.
當然 我沒往心裡去 很好 Sure, no hard feelings. Good.
太好了 來 坐吧 吃午餐吧 Great. Come on, sit down, have some lunch.
對 捷克 來 給你來份 Yeah, Jake, come... Let's get you...
我的表現如何 如果是真心的會更好 How was that? I'd like it better if you meant it...
而我覺得如果他不脫褲會更好 Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants on.
明白我說什麼嗎 去吧 You understand me? Come on.
好了 如果看到亨特 請告訴他我在找他 All right. If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him.
謝了 Thank you.
你好 嗨 Hi, there. Hey.
你好嗎 我還在生你的氣 How are you? Well, I'm still mad at you.
我知道 但說實話 我記不清原因了 I know, but to be honest, I can't exactly remember why.
去你的 庫普 嘿 開玩笑的 Fuck, Coop. Hey, hey, I'm kidding.
我說笑的 我很抱歉 I'm kidding. I'm sorry.
薩 別這樣 Sam, come on.
那晚的事我很抱歉 我當時有點心不在焉 I'm sorry about the other night, I was preoccupied.
通常我不會這麼快就原諒你 Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer,
但保羅帶那該死 女服務員來這 我現在很難受 but Paul brought his damn waitress and I'm feeling vulnerable
這感覺真討人厭 所以 which is really pissing me off, so yeah.
對 你看到她穿什麼了嗎 Did you see what she was wearing?
我沒留意 You know, I didn't notice.
那是因為她穿得太少了 That's because she's wearing so little of it.
重點是 我需要盡快找回性感的感覺 Point is, I need to feel sexy really damn soon,
所以我決定原諒你 so I'm gonna give you a pass.
我會讓你覺得沒白原諒我 最好是這樣 Well, I'll make it worth your while. Damn right you will.
嗨 姐妹們 嗨 各位 Hey, girls. Hey, guys.
還好嗎 How's it going?
女士們 你們好 Hello, ladies.
嗨 布拉德 朱爾斯 還好嗎 Hey. Brad, Jules, how's it going?
嗨 庫普 最近有什麼進展 Hey, Coop. What's new and exciting?
天啊 老樣子 銀行的工作如何 Oh, God, same old same old. How are things at the bank?
他們對加息感到不安 They're shitting a few bricks about the rate hikes.
但我們會想辦法解決的 拜託 兩位 別聊工作上的事了 But we see the way through. Please, guys, spare us the shoptalk.
切爾西 我剛才看到你打球 Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier.
打得非常棒 You're looking very strong.
謝謝 庫柏先生 Thank you, Mr. Cooper.
我看到尼克跟託麗打球了 I saw Nick hitting with Tori.
你引進重量級人物 You bringing in the big guns, huh?
庫普自己就是重量級人物 親愛的 Coop is the big gun, honey.
他曾是普林斯頓網球校隊的一員 He played for Princeton.
我怎麼沒聽說 Did I know that?
那是很久以前的事了 It was a lifetime ago.
我預測我們倆的女兒 會像去年一樣 再次打進決賽 Well, I'm predicting our daughters make it to the final again like last year.
你認為呢 明智的預測 What do you think? That's the smart money.
嗨 你們好嗎 Hi. How are you?
嗨 Hi.
大家好 周末愉快 Good, everybody. Happy weekend.
嘿 親愛的 遊得如何 太棒了 Hey, honey. How was the pool? It was great.
說到明智 Speaking of smart money,
三揚基的面試 是我託了很多人幫你爭取的 I pulled a lot of strings to get you that Three Yankees interview.
拜託 那是一份狗屁工作 Come on, it was a bullshit job.
而你本來能得到那份狗屁工作的 And that bullshit job could have been yours.
聽著 你已經被排擠了 我的朋友 Look, you have been shunned, my friend.
要想回到曾經的職位 And before you can get back to where you were,
你得先有個機會進入這行 you gotta get a foot in the door.
我給你打開了這扇門 I opened the fucking door.
我不會為五斗米折腰的 巴尼 I'm not gonna sing for my supper, Barney.
那看看半年後你是否還會這麼想 Let's see if you're singing that tune in six months.
我覺得你擔心的只是你的5%傭金 I think you're just worried about your 5%.
我當然擔心 還有你欠我的四萬元的賬 Damn right I am, along with about 40,000 in unpaid invoices you owe me.
我只是提一提 好的 我想說我 I'm just saying. Yeah, well, I'm just saying I...
我得走了 你剛剛才坐下 I gotta go. You just sat down.
我知道 我得走了 嗨 I know. I gotta go. Hey.
嗨 爸 嗨 Hiya, Dad. Hey.
你磕藥了 Are you high?
沒有 No.
就一點點 亨特 Barely. Hunter.
沒事 我只吸了一口 It's fine, I just took one hit.
控制點 Rein it in.
你太年輕了 別碰這些東西 You are too young for this shit.
你不是說過會買新架子鼓嗎 Weren't you gonna get the drums?
說來話長 那套鼓在我家 It's a long story. They're at my house.
那我們能去拿嗎 Well, can we go get them?
我們可以開媽媽的車去 We could use Mom's car.
這還真是個好主意 Actually, that's a pretty good idea.
你知道嗎 我得先去辦件事 You know what? I have an errand to run first,
然後我們就去拿鼓 and then we can go get the drums.
行 Deal.
好 不如由你去交換車 Okay, why don't you go and switch cars?
能由你去嗎 Can you do it?
如果她覺得我磕藥了 她會崩潰的 She's gonna freak out if she thinks I'm high.
怕的話就別吸啊 Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
去拿車吧 快 Go get it. Come on.
如何 比想象中順利 How'd that go? Better than expected.
是嗎 給 你需要這個 Yeah? Here. You're gonna need that.
（尼克的超強健身室）
這是什麼鬼東西 What the hell is that?
你還沒見過這輛"屁股車" Have you not seen the Assmobile yet?
是尼克的 It's Nick's.
他非常引以為豪 He's very proud of it.
不用說 I bet.
謝謝 不客氣 Thank you. No problem.
拿那個 好 Get that. Yes.
不好意思 Sorry.
你們好 快進來吧 Hello, hello. Come on in.
我們買了一臺新的咖啡機 We got a new coffee machine.
我去給大家泡咖啡 I'm gonna make us all coffee.
是被他們趕出來了 Did they kick you out?
媽 不 他們沒趕我 Mom. No, they didn't kick me out.
我只是問問 I'm just asking.
那房子年久失修 我們在幫她找一個更好的住處 That place was falling apart, we're trying to find her a better place.
那她為何不住你那裡 天啊 謝謝 媽 So, why isn't she staying with you? Gee, thanks, Mom.
我只是想說 我們這裡不是麗茲酒店 Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly The Ritz.
你為何會想搬回來住 Why would you wanna come back here?
我那裡沒多餘的房間 I don't have a spare bedroom.
我總是忘了你已經不住在那棟大房子裡了 I keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore.
聽著 如果不方便 我可以 Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can just...
不 當然不會 No, of course not.
我只是說說而已 I'm just saying.
你究竟想說什麼 What exactly is it you're just saying?
我只是想說 我真希望知道 你們倆為何都似乎如此執意 I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent
搞砸自己的人生 僅此而已 天啊 該死 on screwing up your lives, is all. Jesus. Fuck.
無咖啡因咖啡 誰要 Who wants decaf?
我要 羅恩 我們沒那咖啡了 That's me. We don't have decaf, Ron.
銀色膠囊是無咖啡因的 不 藍色的才是 喝完了 The silver pods are decaf. No, the blue were and we're out.
你還要喝嗎 You still want it?
看來剛好可以加重我的焦慮 Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety.
我去把你的行李拿上樓 I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs.
安迪 你的咖啡 Andy, your coffee.
好的 爸 我一會兒再喝 Yeah, Dad, I'll get it later.
我在Stop & Shop 碰到了布魯斯和他的家人 I saw Bruce and his family at the Stop & Shop.
他有兩個可愛的孩子 皮膚很漂亮 He has those two adorable kids, gorgeous skin tone.
因為他老婆基因的緣故 比布魯斯的膚色稍微淺一點 It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his.
很棒啊 媽 That's great, Mom.
反正 總的來說 他似乎很高興見到我 Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered.
而我忍不住會想 如果你當時嫁給他 And I just couldn't help thinking how things would have been
事情會如何發展 if you'd just married him back then.
我還會是同樣的那個我 I would have still been me.
你本來打算結婚 說來話長 You were supposed to get married? It's a long story.
她在自己的婚禮上落跑了 She skipped out on her own wedding.
我當時精神崩潰了 我知道 I had a psychotic break. I know.
我沒怪你 我只是說說而已 I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying.
計劃有變 Change of plans.
我們離開這裡 好的 We're leaving. Okay.
等一等 怎麼啦 Wait a minute, what happened?
你們要上哪兒去 Where are you going?
你就不能整理一下她房間 整理一下床鋪 You couldn't have just fixed up her room? Made her bed?
我有打算這麼做 I was planning on it.
是哦 Right.
來吧 我們走 Come on, let's go.
我愛你 媽 I love you, Mom.
愛你 爸 Love you, Dad.
快點 Come on.
這邊 This way.
都沒喝咖啡 No one drank the coffee.
奶奶真討人厭 Grandma really sucks.
兒子 你不瞭解 Buddy, you have no idea.
我把我房間讓給你 艾莉 You can have my room, Ali.
你太貼心了 寶貝 但我不想幹擾你的生活 That's sweet, babe, but I don't wanna invade your space.
沒事 It's fine.
反正我也不常待在那裡 I'm not there that much anyway.
該死 Fuck.
別佇在門口 挺嚇人的 Don't linger in doorways, it's creepy.
抱歉 Sorry.
給 最後一件了 Here, this is the last of it.
太好了 謝謝 Great. Thanks.
聽著 很抱歉 得讓你搬到這麼一個地方 Look, I'm sorry I have to uproot you like this.
拜託 我沒事的 Please. I'll be fine.
我只是需要一些時間來重振旗鼓 I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me,
然後就給你找別的地方住 好嗎 then we'll get you set up someplace else, all right?
安迪 你已經照顧我這麼多年了 Andy, you've been taking care of me for years.
無論你覺得自己在哪方面搞砸了 Whatever else you think you might have fucked up,
你一直是個絕對合格的哥哥 you've always been an above-average brother.
沒有你我真不知道該怎辦 I'd be lost without you.
天啊 God.
（薩曼莎萊維特 附件圖片一張）
我得去辦點事 I have to run a couple errands.
你能在這裡待一會兒嗎 Will you be okay here for a while?
我能照顧自己 不需要保姆 I don't need babysitting.
去吧 過你自己的生活去 好的 Go. Live your life. All right.
把這些東西收拾好 都放好 拜託 Clean this shit up. Put it away. Come on.
80多年前 赫歇爾萊維特逃離希特勒 Eighty some odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler
移民到了美國 and immigrated to the United States,
在那裡 他湊夠了錢 買了一家小餐館 where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner
就在紐約州北部的州際公路旁 in upstate New York just off the interstate.
當他那患有糖尿病前期的孫子保羅 即薩曼莎的丈夫 By the time his prediabetic grandson Paul, Samantha's husband,
接管家族企業時 took over the family business,
旗下已經有九家餐館和一系列高端餐廳了 it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants.
如今 赫歇爾的帝國 And now, Herschel's empire,
這個養活了他家族近一個世紀的產業 which fed his family for almost a century,
最終卻敗給了難於預測的紐約州離婚法 would fall to the vagaries of New York State divorce law
這一切都是因為保羅沒法不胡搞 all because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
嗨 Hey.
不好意思 這是什麼東西 I'm sorry. What the fuck is that?
是尼克的車 That's Nick's.
對 我覺得挺有品味的 Yeah. Pretty tasteful I think.
你又為何會開尼克的車 And why are you driving Nick's car?
我們互換了車 Well, I had to trade cars
因為我得和亨特一起去搬一套鼓 'cause I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter.
我過後來不及把車換回來 I didn't have time to trade back. It's...
今天可真夠折騰 It's been a day.
你要我把車停進車庫嗎 Do you want me to put it in the garage?
不 我有更好的主意 No, I have a better idea.
等等 等一下 摸我的屁股 Wait. Wait, touch my ass.
對 來吧 真舒服 Yeah. Come on. Oh, God.
爽 要命 天啊 Yeah. Fuck. God.
等等 要命了 Wait. Fuck.
爽死 Fuck!
尼克會喜歡他車上的新氣味 Nick's gonna love his new car smell.
對了 你今天挺早離開俱樂部啊 So, you left the club pretty fast today.
是啊 我去處理一些家事 Yeah. I was dealing with some family stuff.
好的 還順利嗎 還好 Yeah, everything okay? Yeah.
這 當然 一切順利 It's... Sure. It's all good.
近日去俱樂部越來越難熬了 You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days.
唯一讓我開心的就是見到你 The only bright spot is seeing you
但我們得假裝什麼都沒發生 and we have to pretend that nothing's going on.
是啊 我現在不確定自己是否能承受 Yeah. Well, I'm not sure I could stomach
成為另一起俱樂部醜聞的談論焦點 being at the center of another club controversy right now.
天啊 不 你的事已經是舊聞了 Oh, God, no. Yours is old news already.
我的才剛剛開始發酵 Mine is just kicking into high gear.
他那個女朋友今天試圖跟我聊 You know, the girlfriend tried to talk to me today
亨利的焦慮問題 about Henry's anxiety levels.
那談得怎麼樣 And how did that go?
沒她希望的那麼順利 Not as well as she'd hoped.
說實話 我不知道是該恨她還是該同情她 Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her.
恨他 同情她 Well, hate him. Pity her.
還有上你 And fuck you.
完全正確 Exactly.
天啊 我開始擔心亨利的焦慮症問題了 God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety.
她讓你開始胡思亂想了 對 She got in your head, huh? Yes.
就是 真煩人 I know. It's so annoying.
你要走了嗎 Are you heading out?
我想我能留宿一晚 Well, I thought I could stay the night.
我可以在孩子們起床前離開 You know, I could leave before the kids got up.
好主意 That's a great idea.
我們可以一起聽個播客 We could listen to a podcast.
有個很棒的 There's this really great one.
內容關於家庭收納 It's about home organization.
還有 好的 And... Okay.
你把鍋和蓋分開收納 ...you separate your pots from their lids.
好的 好方法 Okay. That's smart.
是的 然後 Yeah, and then...
騰出一間房來放行李箱 you have a whole room just for the luggage.
有間行李房 You have a luggage room.
這很方便 That's really convenient.
不喜歡 好吧 No? Okay.
今天跟你爸相處得怎麼樣 How did it go with your dad today?
不錯 Fine.
你們倆玩得開心嗎 Did you two do anything fun?
和他一起玩得開心是沒關系的 It's okay to have fun with him, you know.
我不會因此而難過 我保證 It's not gonna hurt my feelings. I promise.
我知道 I know.
如果你想他 那也沒關系 And it's okay to miss him.
說實話 這感覺和之前並沒太大的不同 Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before.
憑什麼 Why?
我得起來尿尿 I had to pee.
我明白 I get it.
你能幫我蓋被子嗎 Can you tuck me in?
當然能 小家夥 Sure, buddy.
該往哪走 Where we going?
這裡 好的 上床吧 There. Okay, get in bed.
來 There you go.
給你蓋被子 來 Let's tuck you in. There you go.
好了 晚安 Okay, night, night.
我要我的龍公仔 I need my dragon.
在哪裡 在梳妝檯上 Where is it? On the dresser.
對 看到了 Oh, yeah, there it is.
這家夥 好的 This guy, huh? Yeah.
好了 小子 你的龍公仔 Okay, pal, here's your dragon.
你能等我睡著了再走嗎 Can you stay till I fall asleep?
小家夥 當然能 Sure, buddy, sure.
我就在你身邊 好嗎 I'll be right here, okay?
我會陪著你 我們兩個一起入睡 Be right here, we'll both even fall asleep.
好的 Okay.
睡吧 小家夥 There you go, buddy.
就是在這樣的時刻 It was at moments like these,
坐在別人家的地板上 sitting on the floor in someone else's house
大半夜的 哄著別人的孩子睡覺 in the middle of the night, tucking in someone else's kid,
此刻的我意識到 一個人竟能活得如此遠離自己的人生 when I realized how far you could drift away from your own life,
即使他哪裡都沒去 without actually going anywhere.
嗨 Hello?
早安 Good morning.
我不太熟悉你的廚房 I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen,
所以我出去買了我們小時候 最愛吃的那些東西 so I went out and I got all of our favorites from when we were kids.
你有買牛奶嗎 Did you get milk?
該死的我 Fuck me.
逗你玩的 我有 應該吧 I'm kidding. I have milk. I think.
混蛋 Asshole.
所以 她叫薩萊維特 So, Sam Levitt.
是的 Yeah.
經你這麼一說 我覺得這確實說得通 I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense.
你們倆都很有魅力 而且剛剛單身 You're both attractive and freshly single.
其他人都已婚 And no one's single out here.
所以 若不是薩萊維特 就是婚外情 So, it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery.
我開始後悔告訴你這事了 I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this.
別誤會 I mean, don't get me wrong.
薩很性感 Sam's a hottie.
我印象中她是 From what I can remember.
你有可能找到更糟的 You could do a lot worse.
對吧 還行吧 Right? It's fine.
什麼 What?
我的意思是 我們以前 會請他們來家裡吃晚飯 I mean, we used to have them over for dinner.
我們也會去他們家 We used to go over there.
尼克和艾薇也一樣 現在尼克和梅爾在一起了 Nick and Ivy too. Now Nick's with Mel,
我則和薩姆成了炮友 我的工作也丟了 I'm sleeping with Sam, my job.
感覺就像有人把整個宇宙攪亂了 It feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe
而我在這混亂當中被吞沒了 and I'm lost in the shuffle.
歡迎加入我的世界 Welcome to my life.
對了 我會清理幹淨的 I'll clean this up, by the way.
你會嗎 應該不會 Will you? Probably not.
（尼克布蘭德 嗨 寶貝 你在哪）
（買日用品 遲了 我們在俱樂部見 看託麗比賽）
託尼 你幾歲了 How old are you, Tony?
剛剛過完41歲生日 I just turned 41.
41 Forty-one.
真是個好年紀 我記得那個年紀 Such a good age. I remember that age.
剛剛脫離30幾歲的無聊奮鬥期 Just beyond the bullshit striving of your thirties,
開始感覺自己像個真正的大人 starting to feel like a real grown-up.
然後年紀越大 就發現根本沒什麼真正的大人 Then you get older, you realize there are no fucking grown-ups.
而且完全不曉得自己在幹什麼 And you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
發現自己大白天在酒吧裡喝酒 Find yourself day drinking in a bar.
總有點事情可以期待 Something to look forward to.
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
沒事 Yeah.
別理我 Don't mind me.
你知道嗎 You know,
我一直以為自己比你年長 I always figured I was older than you.
你真不會撒謊 You're a terrible liar.
想多來一杯嗎 You want another one?
想 但不喝了 Yes, but I'm not going to.
謝謝你 年輕人 Thank you, young man.
祝你今天過得愉快 You have a nice day.
布拉德和朱莉斯珀林不在家 Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home.
太好了 Yes!
我之所以知道 是因為我很清楚他們在哪裡 I knew that because I knew exactly where they are.
而我之所以清楚 是因為我本來也應該在那裡 And I knew that because I was supposed to be there too.
出界 30對40 Out, 30, 40.
平分 Deuce.
中獎了 Bingo.
有人在嗎 Hello?
朱爾斯在一家大型日本銀行從事並購業務 Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank
在交易和喝酒方面 她能輕鬆勝過大多數的男性同行 and she could out-deal and outdrink most of her male counterparts.
她丈夫布拉德是個新英格蘭貴族 Her husband Brad was a New England blue-blood
他家的族譜可以追溯到五月花號 whose family bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower.
據我所知 As far as I could tell,
布拉德的日常就是打高爾夫 和閱讀戰爭題材的書籍 Brad spent his time playing golf and reading books about war.
若能過上這樣的生活 確實不錯 Nice work if you could get it.
他們的女兒切爾西是個挺不錯的孩子 Chelsea, their daughter was a nice enough kid
希望此刻她正在網球場上 who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter
被我女兒打得落花流水 on the tennis court at that exact moment.
理查德米勒菲利佩馬薩系列自動計時碼表 The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph
帶有標志性的玫瑰金和鈦金屬鏤空設計 with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton
以及返程功能 售價高達二十二萬五千美元 and flyback function goes for upwards of $225,000.
我已經很多年沒見布拉德戴過這塊表了 I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years,
這意味著他大概不會想念它 which meant he probably wouldn't miss it.
也可能已經忘記自己擁有這塊表了 He may have already forgotten he owned it.
出界 比賽結束 Out! Game, set, match.
託麗庫柏將晉級決賽 Tori Cooper will advance to the final.
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看來朱爾斯和布拉德不打沒把握的仗 Looked like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
他們已經買了下個月的 學術評估測試試題和答案卷 They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
30平 Thirty all.
抱歉 各位 Sorry, sorry, guys.
不好意思 Excuse me.
抱歉 各位 Sorry. Sorry, guys.
你不是吧 Seriously?
好的 我知道 很抱歉 Okay, I know, I'm sorry.
你剛幹什麼去了 有什麼比這事更重要 What were you doing that was more important than this?
你錯過了兩場比賽 突然有急事 好嗎 You missed two of the matches. Something came up, all right?
瞧 看來她打得還不錯 Look, it looks like she did okay.
你開玩笑吧 她穩贏了 Are you kidding me? She ate that shit up.
當要你前來支持我們的女兒時 When I told you to show up for our daughter,
我是要你準時出現 I meant show up on time.
你讓自己成了笑話 You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
我已經道歉了 I already said I'm sorry.
你該道歉的人不是我 It's not me you have to apologize to.
好的 那我們可以別再說了嗎 好的 Okay, so can we drop it? Okay.
40對30 好樣的 Forty, 30. Attagirl.
出界 平分 太好了 Out! Deuce. Yes.
加油 切爾斯 Way to go, Chels.
這是一種奇怪的新感覺 你現在正離某人很近 It was a strange new feeling being around someone
而你剛剛才到過他的家 翻過他的東西 when you had just been in their house, going through their things,
兜裡裝著他價值二十二萬五千元的手錶 而他卻絲毫不知情 when you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket, and they had no idea.
領先 託麗 Advantage, Tori...
但老實說 我並不討厭這種感覺 If I'm being honest, I wasn't hating it.
砰 太棒了 太好了 Bang. Yes, yes, yes! Yes!
比賽結束 Game, set, match.
好樣的 嗚呼 Attagirl!
太棒了 Yes, yes, yes!
你衝到網前了 You rushed the net.
對 是基本的網球技術 Yeah, it's basic tennis.
抱一個 Come here.
我並不是覺得小偷小摸 It's not like I thought petty larceny was any kind of solution
能夠解決我的問題 to my problems.
但盧毫不猶豫地給了我六萬五千美元 But Lu had handed me 65 grand with no questions asked.
在我目前的情況下 And in my current situation
很難不認同這種免稅的投資回報 it was hard to argue with that kind of tax-free return on investment.
嗨 羅科 對吧 Hey, Rocco, right?
盧在嗎 Lu here?
對 有人找你 Yeah, someone's asking for you.
不是 是那個白人 頭發看起來梳得很整齊的家夥 Nah, it's that white guy, looks like he brushes his hair a lot.
好的 Okay.
談判專家 The negotiator.
很高興再次見面 Nice to see you again.
理查德米勒 Richard Mille.
很漂亮 Very fancy.
這塊表也是你老婆讓你賣的 Your wife making you sell this one too?
我離婚了 撒謊 I'm divorced. No shit.
讓我猜猜 這塊表的證書你也弄丟了 Let me guess, you lost the papers for this one too?
回去吧 談判專家 Go home, negotiator.
什麼 沒證書 收不了 What? No papers, no deal.
你不是說過你能賣這東西嗎 Thought you told me you could move this stuff.
我現在告訴你 Now I'm telling you
趁沒事趕緊收手吧 賣給了我 quit while you're ahead. ...sold it to me...
我不明白 你說你需要錢 I don't understand. ...saying you needed money.
不關我的事 把戒指還我 Not my problem. Give me the ring.
不可能還你 把戒指還我 You're not getting the ring. Give me the ring!
快把戒指還我 我早就該這麼做了 Just give me the fucking ring! I should've done this a long time ago.
給我滾 快把戒指還我 羅科 Get outta here. Give me the fucking ring, Rocco!
是我媽的戒指 It's my mother's ring!
你想在這兒亮刀 You wanna pull a fucking knife out in here?
天啊 Jesus.
混帳東西 你簡直就是個混蛋 唐尼 Piece of shit. You know you've been a piece of shit, Donnie.
別這樣 去你的 還有你下賤的媽 Come on! Fuck you and fuck your filthy mom.
夠了 唐尼 聽著 我只是要拿回我的戒指 盧 That's enough, Donnie. Look, I just want my fucking ring, Lu.
我只是要拿回我的戒指 盧 "I just want my fucking ring, Lu."
去你的 羅科 他不夠錢 少了200 Fuck you, Rocco. He's 200 short.
別這樣 羅科 兄弟 那是我媽的戒指 Come on, Rocco. Man, this is my mother's fucking ring.
你在騙誰 Who are you kidding?
把那把刀放下 然後滾出我的店 Put down the goddamn knife and get outta my shop.
你要麼離開 You can walk away.
要麼就在接下來的半年裡懊悔你沒這麼做 Or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did.
好的 盧 聽我說 我 該死的 抱歉 盧 行嗎 很抱歉 All right, Lu. Look, I'm... Fuck it. Sorry, Lu. Okay? I'm sorry.
是我媽的戒指 說你不會再回來 It's my mother's ring. Now, tell me you won't be back.
別這樣 盧 Come on, Lu.
說啊 唐尼 Say the words, Donnie.
我不會再回來 I won't be back.
再敢踏進來 You walk in here again,
你就會帶著一個大窟窿離開 明白嗎 you leave with a big hole in you, you understand?
好的 Yeah, yeah.
你真丟人 唐尼 You're a disgrace, Donnie.
你還沒走 You're still here.
嘿 聽著 我現在陷入困境 Hey, look, I'm in a bind here.
不 你並沒有 No, you're not.
你只是自己這麼認為 You only think you are.
我幫不了你 I can't help you.
聽著 價錢由你來出 Look, you can name your price.
不需要我讓羅科送你走吧 Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out?
該死 Fuck!
我是盧 It's Lu.
我要給你發個車牌號 I'm sending you a plate number.
給我查查關於這個人的一切 Get me everything you can on this guy.
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