去年夏天，妈妈给了我一个手电筒 让我发信号给外星人 GIRL: Last summer, Mama gave me
this flashlight to signal the aliens.
她说，“当然有外星人了 there’s life out there. She said, "Of course
好了，出去联系吧” Now go outside."
现在只有我和你们 这些宇宙中的外星人 But now it’s just me and y’all, the aliens of the universe,
如果你们能收到我… so if you can hear me...
我叫克里斯默丝·费琳特 I am Christmas Flint, human female.
是一个来自人类星球的小女孩
我想你们会喜欢我 I think you’d like me.
也会和我做朋友的 I think you’d want to be my friend.
可恶 Dang it.
(土星 水星 冥王星 木星 火星 天王星 金星）
别再把番茄酱糊到纸上了 And I don’t want no ketchup stains
-Yes, ma’am. -on those pages again.
知道了，夫人
妈妈相信声波会传播到宇宙中去 CHRISTMAS: Mama believed that sound waves
travel out into the universe.
(radio static warbling)
她说如果我觉得孤单 就发个信息出去好了 She said that if I ever got lonely,
I should just send my message out.
-(indistinct chatter) -CHRISTMAS: Joseph!
-约瑟夫！ -把球给我
EDDIE: All right, give me the ball.
-Uh-huh. -Here you go.
（乔治亚州威格利镇，1977年）
(phone ringing)
我是律师拉姆齐·弗林特 RAMSEY: Ramsey Flint, attorney-at-law.
-怎么样，老板 -怎么样，老大
-CHRISTMAS: What it is, boss? -RAMSEY: What it is, boss.
等一下，亲爱的
I’m your attorney. Now, now, hold up, Joe Frank.
我是你的律师
对，你得听我的 -Yeah, you got to listen to me. -(country music playing)
现在不是产权纠纷的问题了
Not about the property line now.
那是辆大拖拉机，乔·弗兰克 我劝你别挡道 That is a big tractor, Joe Frank.
I’d advise you get out of the way.
这是我的法律建议
This is legal advice.
你不饿？ You not hungry?
不，我在和我的狗说话 No, I’m talking to the dog.
嘿，我只是想救你的小命 Hey, I’m just trying to save your life.
他就是老板，我爸爸 CHRISTMAS: That’s the boss man.
-He’s my dad. -(dial tone humming)
见鬼 Damn it.
他尽力了，亏了那么多并不是他的错
CHRISTMAS: He’s doing his best.
It ain’t his fault he loses so much.
我的裤子呢？ -RAMSEY: Where are my pants? -Since Mama died,
自从妈妈去世后，他就破产了
he’s been losing everything.
老板，我们说完话后
Boss, when we’re done talking,
你觉得我们的话会一直传到宇宙吗？ you think our words travel out into the universe forever?
希望不会吧
I sure as heck hope not.
我发誓
I swear...
要是还不给我钱，我就要杀人了 I’m gonna pop somebody, I don’t get my damn money.
瑞琳小姐？ RAMSEY: Miss Rayleen?
我得出去一下 去看看住在利夫奥克的乔·弗兰克 I got to go down,
take care of Joe Frank in Live Oak.
先穿你的裤子吧
Where are your pants?
人家欠你四百美元你不管 你却叨叨着要去看乔·弗兰克 You 400 in the hole, and you talking
-现在，你听着 -这是瑞琳小姐 -about Joe Frank. -RAMSEY: Now, listen...
CHRISTMAS: That’s Miss Rayleen.
她是星际战士 She’s an intergalactic warrior.
知道吗？你是老板，却是个烂老板
You know what? You the boss, but you a broke-ass boss.
但她迫降在这里为我爸爸打工
CHRISTMAS: But she crash-landed here,
没去上法学院 working for my dad instead of going to law school.
帮助别人一点错都没有
Ain’t nothing wrong helping somebody.
但她仍然是最睿智的人
she’s the smartest person CHRISTMAS: Still,
这事我们再谈，我得找到我的裤子 -you’re gonna meet. -We can discuss this later.
I got to find my pants. You move my pants?
你动过我的裤子了？
我和你的裤子毫无瓜葛
I don’t have anything to do with your pants.
我还没钱付给你 不过我给你带了些鳄梨来 Mr. Ramsey, hi. I can’t pay you yet,
but I brought you some avocados.
-鳄什么？ -鳄梨 -Avo-what? -A-Avocados.
上帝就这么叫蛋黄酱的 It’s the good Lord’s way of saying "mayonnaise."
Huh?
我们很快就能帮你拿回钱的
Uh, we’ll get your payment soon.
你不需要蛋黄酱，你需要的是钱 RAYLEEN: You don’t need no mayonnaise.
你知道你银行账户里还有几个钱吗？ You need some money. You know how much
you have in your bank account?
-我知道，没什么钱了 -别管她，大家都… -I do. It ain’t pretty. -You pay-- Th-Thank you, miss.
You pay her no mind.
-我要去露台了 -我忍你忍得可久了 -Everybody’s doing their best. -I’m going to the deck.
RAYLEEN: I’m doing my best not to whup your ass.
老大
Boss... h-hold up.
-别去了 -但我想去联系外星人
Got to make contact, though.
我知道你不会戴着那个到处乱走 把它拿下来
I know you ain’t walking around looking like that.
Take that off.
看看你的头发 别人还以为你是狼孩呢 Look at that hair.
People gonna think you were raised by wolves.
啊，我是一个厉害的辩护人 | Oh, yes
| I’m the great defender...
-你好，老板 -你好，德维恩 -What it is, boss? -RAMSEY: What it is, Dwayne.
你好，瑞琳小姐
What it is, Miss Rayleen?
不是案值二百美元的失窃案件 就别讲给我听了
If it ain’t $200 for the petty theft,
-I don’t want to hear it. -RAMSEY: That can wait.
稍等一下好吗，我现在需要帮助
I’m gonna need his services, actually.
我们走，准备开拔吧 Let’s go. Prepare to fall out.
乔·弗兰克又被抓走了 我得把他捞出来 RAMSEY: Joe Frank got himself arrested again.
We got to go bail him out.
Hey, there are my pants. All right.
-啊，我裤子在这儿呀，太好了 -人都疯了
People ain’t got no sense.
自己别抓头发，会抓成鸡窝的
RAMSEY: Boss, don’t you touch that hair! You’ll mess it up!
乖女儿，去帮爸爸拿瓶啤酒好吗？
You be a real sweet, go grab me a beer?
我知道你也会给德维恩先生拿一瓶 Now, I know you already offered one to Mr. Dwayne.
(bottles clinking)
-她乖吧？ -像极了她妈妈 -Isn’t she sweet? -Just like her mama.
我咬不开 CHRISTMAS: I can’t do it.
-(clattering) -Hey. What the hell?
嗨，你干嘛…？
-提她干什么？ -不不不 (whispers): Why’d you say that?
Now, now, now, now, now, now.
看着，老大
Like this, boss.
无敌，啤酒之王，碰碰好运 That’s how it go.
King of Beers. Clink it up.
啤酒之王 King of Beers.
Mmm. Tell you what.
听着，联系到外星人之前 你可不许打退堂鼓啊，这瓶也给我
You don’t back down till you reach them aliens, huh?
Give me that.
或许外星人可以来这里照看你什么的
Maybe they can come down here
and babysit or something. (chuckles)
是，好，先生
Sir, yes, sir.
(chuckles) All right.
走吧，茸茸，你们好好玩 Uh, all right, come on, Fluffy.
-Y’all have a good time. -(Fluffy barking)
德维恩，开拔 -Whoop! -Dwayne, fall out!
(indistinct shouting outside, car doors open and close)
(car engine starts)
(country music continues playing)
瑞琳小姐 能帮我把手电筒调亮些吗？ CHRISTMAS: Miss Rayleen?
Can you help me get my flashlight brighter?
-你又想上露台了？ -我不知道 You going up on that deck again?
Mm, I don’t know.
-你没有小闺蜜吗？ -这不有你呢嘛 Don’t you have any girlfriends?
-I got you. -Uh-uh.
我可不是小闺蜜，我是大人 I’m not a friend. I’m a grown-up.
那我就没有闺蜜了 Then I guess nah.
你那个活泼可爱的小男伴儿呢？
What about that little sparkly friend?
他爸爸在让他练足球 His daddy’s making him football-practice.
老天可怜可怜他吧 (groans) God help that boy.
学校里就没其他朋友吗？ Nobody at school?
他们都嫌我尿裤子，可我没尿 even though I don’t. They all say I pee myself,
没尿，是没尿
No. No, no, no, I know.
-那是什么？ -睫毛夹 What’s that?
It’s a curler.
-干什么用的？ -会让你的睫毛看起来更长 What’s it for?
Make your eyelashes look longer.
Weird.
太古怪了
(grunts)
瑞琳小姐 你觉得我能联系到外星人吗？ Miss Rayleen?
You think I could be part alien?
(sighs)
我真担心你，克里斯默丝 I worry about you, Christmas.
你一会儿想看《外星界限》吗？ Do you want to watch The Outer Limits later?
对不起，小甜甜，我今晚很忙 I’m sorry, boo, but I’m busy tonight.
(door opens and closes)
(car door opens and closes)
(car engine starts)
(car departing)
(switch clicking)
妈妈去世后 大家说了各种话来安慰我
CHRISTMAS: When Mama died, everyone said
all kinds of different stuff.
有人说她去了天堂 有人说她就在我身边只是看不见而已 She’s in Heaven.
She’s here with me but invisible.
爸爸说她变成了星星、彗星和流星 The boss man says she got turned into stars
and I think that’s what’s true. and comets and meteors,
我觉得他说得对
I think she’s stars and comets and meteors.
我想她变成了星星、彗星和流星
我想把这份销售单 当做第一抗辩物证呈上 WOMAN (on TV): I would like to introduce
this bill of sale as Defense Exhibit A.
-我也会这么做 -…只会更荒唐 That’s what I would do, too.
MAN (on TV): ...were involved in something more frivolous.
是，我们当中某些人 仍然站在当权派一边 Well, there are those of us
who still side with the establishment.
本案不予受理 -(gavel bangs) -Case dismissed.
(whoops excitedly)
(birds chirping)
快跑，快跑，嘿，跑起来，跑起来 EDDIE: Go! Go, run, run, run!
Hey, get them legs up! Get them legs up!
对，好！之字运球，迂回，迂回前进 Yeah! All right, now zigzag. Zigzag.
They ain’t gonna catch you Zigzag. Serpentine. Yeah!
曲线迂回他们就抓不到你
好，速度不错 好了，快跑，快跑，快！ -if you serpentine. All right. -(panting)
Good hustle. All right.
All right, now go long, go long. Go, go, go.
我想让你们告诉约瑟夫 我们这样的人生活更惬意 CHRISTMAS: I want you to tell Joseph
it gets better for people like us.
没有妈妈的人
-For the ones with no mamas. -(yelps)
假小子，还有被诬陷成尿床精的人
Or the girl boys and the falsely accused bed wetters.
Hey! Hey.
(whimpers, grunts)
不过你们可能是在骗人 -That’s all right. -But you might have to lie.
回防，回防 EDDIE: Come on, bring it back in.
-快，快，快，球给我 -练完了吗？ Bring it back in. Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle.
-JOSEPH: Are we done yet? -EDDIE: Give me the ball.
-你得快点，你得… -我不用太快
All right, now, you got to be faster.
-I don’t need to be fast. -You have got to be fast.
-你必须要快 -约瑟夫，我一直在看呢
-No, you’re gonna be faster. -RAYLEEN: Joseph.
I’ve been watching you.
你得学会跑得飞快才行
You’re gonna have to learn to run fast as all hell.
看吧？好，跑快点 Right? All right. So go long.
跑，快点
Set, hut!
嘿，转身 Okay, turn around.
举手，后援，接球 Hands up. Back up.
-Here we go! I say a little prayer for you
(school bell ringing)
我一边梳头
| I’m combing my hair now
一边想穿什么好 | And wondering what dress to wear now
| Wear now
我为你小小祈祷一下
| I say a little prayer for you
你将永驻我心，我会一直爱你…
| Forever and ever
| You’ll stay in my heart...
-“不了”来了！ -快跑 -It’s Hell-No! -Run!
Let’s get out of here!
交税啦交税啦，我是税收官 Tax day. I’m y’all tax collector.
都赶紧给我交税 Give me y’all’s tax!
说了让你离“不了小姐”远点的 CHRISTMAS: You’d be advised
to stay the hell away from Hell-No Price.
嘿，尿床妞儿 Hey, Betsy-Wetsy.
-才不是呢 -别管她，走吧，快跑 -It’s not true. -It don’t matter.
Come on, just run.
HELL-NO: Hey! I will hunt you down!
她像霸王龙一样凶猛 胃口更是霸王龙的两倍 CHRISTMAS: She’s got the ferocity
of a T. rex and twice the appetite.
我听说这个“不了小姐” 吃掉了她爸妈 Hell-No Price, I heard she done ate her parents.
下来！
HELL-NO: Get down here!
都给我下来
I said get down here!
-糟了 -你们都得交税 -Crap. -You got to pay.
还没交税吧？
You don’t got tax...
史曼丝，收拾她们 Smash attacks.
(Smash growls)
-我们不下去 -就不下去 -We ain’t coming down. -Nah.
我们没有糖果 We ain’t got candy. We ain’t got nothing.
-我们什么都没有 -一会儿再来收拾她们
Come on. We’ll get ’em later.
(Joseph sighs)
为了全人类
GIRLS: For the sake of all mankind
我们同情不幸，弱者及苦难者
| We pity the less lucky ones
| The weak and the begrimed
被好运遗弃的人 | Those that good fortune left behind
(Christmas and Joseph chuckle)
用勇敢用真心，真诚相待
| Be brave, be true
| In everything you do...
要当心讨厌的梅西校长 CHRISTMAS: Beware of nasty Principal Massey.
她和瑞琳小姐从小一起长大 She grew up right next door to Miss Rayleen.
但她假装比大家都要出众
She pretends she’s better than everybody.
(blows whistle)
下午好，百灵鸟们 Good afternoon, Birdies.
下午好，梅西小姐 ALL: Good afternoon, Miss Massey.
今天我们有个好消息
Have we got a treat for you today.
谁为女童子军大会兴奋不已？ Who’s excited for some Jamboree?
(whooping, laughing)
谁朝思暮想想当冠军？ Who’s excited for some winning?
-(whooping) -And this year,
今年我们将一如既往地把奖杯带回来
I know we’re gonna bring home that trophy like always.
否则你们就都留在玛丽埃塔市 别回来了
Otherwise, y’all gonna be staying in Marietta.
我开玩笑的，和她们开玩笑的 (chuckles) I’m playing.
I’m playing.
听着，今年很特别 So...
there’s something special happening this year.
我们大家都有机会
An opportunity for all of us to be a part of science.
参与这项科学活动
嗨，大家好！ MAN: Hi. Hi, everybody.
这位是珀赛…
This is Doctor... Pers...
-珀赛德 -珀赛德博士从美国宇航局远道而来 -Persad. -Persad.
-All the way from NASA. -PERSAD: Hello. Hello.
你们好！你们好！
喜欢思索外太空的小朋友，请举手 Raise your hands if you like to think about outer space.
她们是女孩子 They’re girls.
没关系 That’s okay, huh.
知道吗，有人就喜欢思索外太空 他就是我们的总统
You know, someone who loves to think
about outer space is our president.
哦，是吗
-Oh, my. -He has sent some of us
他派遣我们中的某些人 去地球各地执行任务
on a mission across the Earth.
我们正在录制一张地球之声的唱片 We are putting together a record of life.
唱片？ MASSEY: A record?
对，金唱片，地球上最伟大的作品
Yes. The Golden Record.
The greatest hits of planet Earth.
我们所有人的问候 都会被发射到太空去
An account of all of us to be launched into space.
-But I don’t want to go to space. -Ooh.
但我压根不想去外太空啊
安静，宝贝儿 Hush up, precious. Shh, shh.
我们正在录制世界各地的人们
We are recording people from all over the world,
用他们的母语发出问候
giving greetings in their native languages.
如果太空存在其他生命形式 If there is a chance there is other life,
他们就能听到我们 there is a chance someone will hear this.
可是根本没有外星人这种东西
There’s no such things as aliens, though.
派珀，拜托 Piper, please.
别插嘴
Don’t interrupt.
我们的总统 是一位生于乔治亚州的谦卑之人 Our president is a humble man from Georgia,
所以为什么这里的小女孩就不能… 这里是… so why not a little girl from somewhere like...
威格利镇 -Wiggly. -...somewhere like Wiggly
为什么威格利镇的小女孩 就不能成为我们永生的守护者呢？
be the keeper of our immortality?
-多么光荣的使命 -好了，很感谢你们的时间
-MASSEY: That’s quite a job. -(Christmas giggles)
Well, um, I appreciate your time.
我们一组人会在女童子军大会 A group of us will be there at the Jamboree.
期待为获胜者录音
We are looking forward to recording the winners.
太好了，我们去换上 女童子军大会的制服吧 All right, let’s go get changed into our Jamboree costumes.
(Birdies whooping)
快去吧 MASSEY: Come on, get going!
像以前那样把金奖带回来，好吗？
Let’s bring home the gold like we do, right?
克里斯默丝！
-JOSEPH: Christmas! -CHRISTMAS: Ow!
你凭什么总站在最前面，派珀？ Why you always got to be the one in the front, Piper?
我得到的徽章比你的多 -I got more badges than you... -CHRISTMAS: Piper! Hold up!
你干嘛不撒泡尿照照自己 然后闭嘴呢？
...so why don’t you pour yourself a big old glass
-of hush up. -Hey. Hey.
嗨，你好，派珀？
(panting): Hey, Piper.
你们都闻到什么味道了吗？
PIPER: Do y’all smell something?
是不是有人尿裤子了？ Did somebody pee on themselves?
(laughter)
我想加入百灵鸟童子军 I want to be a Birdie Scout.
我想参加女童子军大会 I want to go to Jamboree.
-到林子里玩去吧，尿床精 -我没尿床
Go run into trees, bed wetter.
-I’m not a bed wetter. -GINGER: Yes, huh.
是吧
她会把制服弄脏的
She’ll get the uniform nasty.
你会把制服弄脏耶 (gasps) You’ll get the uniform nasty.
(laughter)
-我不刚说过了嘛 -我能帮到你们的 I just said that.
I can be good for you. I know stuff about space.
我很了解太空，我能帮你们获胜
I could help you win.
女童子军大会是一场才艺展示秀 PIPER: Jamboree is a talent show.
参加的可都是高手中的高手 The best of the best.
你行吗？就你这样的废物？ Is that you, or is trash you?
你为什么对我这么刻薄？ Why y’all so mean to me?
我不知道 I don’t know.
只是优越感吧 Just feels right.
我高高在上你被踩在脚下 I’m at the top, and you’re at the bottom.
我们生来就该这样吧 It’s just how we was made.
-(laughter) -GIRL: Go, go, go.
快快快，打开衣柜
Open the locker!
这样就算我加入了吧？
Does this mean I’m in?
(sighs)
(girls laughing outside)
什么鬼东西？
Ain’t that some shit.
来自地球的问候 Greetings from planet Earth.
我是克丽丝托·梅西 I am Krystal Massey.
(sighs)
我… And, um...
好了 There we go.
（我们联络的契机）
祝你们幸福快乐
And I wish you great tidings and great joy.
真的，外星人 I do.
Aliens out there.
(distant banging, girls shouting indistinctly)
-(banging) -CHRISTMAS (muffled): Hello!
来人
有人吗？ -Anyone? -(Massey sighs)
哦，看哪，这不是克里斯默丝嘛 Oh, look, it’s Christmas.
上帝保佑你 Bless your heart.
我来告诉你吧，小宝贝儿 I’m gonna tell you something, precious.
我们被锁进衣柜里的原因 When we get put in a locker, it’s because,
十有八九是我们自身的问题
one way or the other, we got ourselves in there.
你明白吗？ -You understand? -No.
-不明白 -哦，克里斯默丝·弗林特
Oh, Christmas Flint. (chuckles)
我们就是搞不懂你，是吧？ We just don’t know about you, do we?
你是个小精灵，就是我们都看不明白 You’re sweet, but we just don’t know.
(Massey clucking tongue)
(Massey sighs, mutters)
克里斯默丝 JOSEPH: Christmas!
-嘿 -哦，天哪，你的发型太酷了 Hey.
Oh, my God, I love your hair.
-太特别，太抽象了 -对，没错 It’s so different.
-It’s abstract. -Yeah.
你很抽象 You’re abstract.
我想给我们的乐队起名叫“双子座” I want our band name to be Gemini.
-我们穿塑料闪片服 -塑料闪片？ We can dress in that shiny plastic.
CHRISTMAS: Shiny plastic?
(Fluffy barking, country music playing)
你的头发怎么了？ What the hell happened to your hair?
可能掉了吧
Fell off, I guess.
你好像很暴躁，老大 没什么比这更要紧的事了 RAMSEY: You look ferocious, boss.
Nothing more important than that.
她不是自己弄的，谁干的？ She didn’t do this herself.
没谁 -Who did this? -No one.
说她好看就是了，你们都怎么了？ Just tell her she looks nice.
What’s wrong with y’all?
她干嘛让别人剪掉自己头发？ Why’s she letting people cut on her hair?
她没有允许别人这样做
She ain’t letting nobody do nothing.
-说清楚，老大 -驳回 -Clarification, boss. -CHRISTMAS: Overruled!
得 -(phone ringing) -Yep.
肯定是法官 That’d be the judge.
告诉他我在路上了，好吗？ You tell him I’m on my way, all right?
走吧，茸茸 Oh. Come on, Fluffy.
能给她弄点吃的吧？ Can you make sure she got something to eat?
我没时间看孩子
I ain’t got time for no children!
-我又不是她妈 -过来，好了，茸茸 -And I ain’t her mama. -RAMSEY: Come on there, boss.
-(Fluffy barks) -There you go, Fluffy.
(phone continues ringing)
这里是拉姆西·弗林特律师 -Ramsey Flint, attorney-at-law. -(car engine starts)
("Shake Sugaree" by Elizabeth Cotten and Brenda Evans plays)
| Have a little song
| Won’t take long
| Sing it right
| Once or twice
| Oh, Lordy, me
| Didn’t I shake, sugaree?
| Everything I got Is done and pawned
| Everything I got Is done and pawned.
-看到了吗？ -没 See that?
No.
今年有场流星雨 There’s gonna be a meteor shower this year.
六十年一遇的 It only happens every 60 years, and...
也就是说我能和外星人联系了 ...that means I can make contact.
根本就没有外星人 There ain’t no one up there.
就算有，你那个破手电 也联系不上他们
And if there is, your shabby-ass flashlight
ain’t gonna get it.
你见过大歌星艾瑞莎·富兰克林吗？ You ever actually seen Aretha Franklin?
-没有 -是吧？ No.
So?
-我要上金唱片 -什么？ I’m gonna get on that Golden Record.
What?
我要上金唱片！ I’m gonna get on that Golden Record!
（百灵鸟童子军手册）
约瑟夫，我们铁定要当百灵鸟 Joseph, we funna be Birdies.
什么？可我又不是女孩儿 What? I’m not a girl.
可书上也没写非要是女孩儿啊 我都查过了 Well, there’s nothing in the whole book
that says you have to be. I checked.
我们要赢，还要有女童子军舞蹈 We need a dance for Jamboree so we can win.
你超限了，只能再借一本
You’re over your limit. You can only get one more.
（小精灵）
嘿，我要跳那个舞的话 我们铁定能赢 JOSEPH: Hey. If I make that dance,
we funna win.
我们铁定能赢 -We funna win. -(stamp thumps)
赶紧走吧 Go on, get out of here.
| Well, you rock my soul Down in the bosom...
我们至少要四个人才能成团 CHRISTMAS: We need a minimum of four scouts
so that we can make a troop
让我上金唱片 and I can get my voice on that record.
| He rocks my soul
| Down in the bosom of Abraham...
我们有两周的时间寻找百灵鸟 We have two weeks to find Birdies with special skills.
| Whoa, rock my soul
-我要抓住你 -快跑！ Why don’t you rock my soul -(indistinct shouting)
-抓住他们 -快点 | Won’t you rock my soul
-好 -快快快 | Down in the bosom of Abraham...
(girl grunts)
我们到处寻找有才能有潜力的女孩儿 CHRISTMAS: We’re looking for girls
with talents that have to be useful in some way.
| Down in the bosom of Abraham
-Mm-mm. Mm-hmm, oh, yeah...
可是还要有人同意才行
But I’d settle for anyone who’d say yes to me.
| Whoa, rock my soul...
灵魂得救了吗？ Have you been saved?
她是安妮·克莱尔 她是虔诚的基督教徒 CHRISTMAS: That’s Anne-Claire.
She ain’t got but one eye. Loves her Jesus.
可她只有一只眼睛
-灵魂得救了吗？ -安妮·克莱尔 Have you been saved?
Anne-Claire?
对不起 -Sorry. -CHRISTMAS: Do you want to help
想帮助地球上 最贫穷最困难的傻瓜吗？
the most poorest, struggling fools of the Earth?
我们要给外星人留信息 We’re gonna leave a message for the aliens.
我问问看 Let me ask.
我主耶稣 Dear Lord Jesus,
你觉得怎么样？ um, do you think this is a good idea?
阿门 Amen.
好 Yes!
(chuckles)
百灵鸟手册上说 需要优雅端庄的女孩儿才能收获荣誉 CHRISTMAS: The Birdie manual says
we need girls with grace and virtue to lead us to glory.
但我觉得我们需要“不了小姐” But I think we need Hell-No Price.
BOY: Papa gave it to me.
泡泡糖，我的最爱 Bubblegum. My favorite.
不了小姐，我给你做了鳄梨三明治 Hell-No Price.
I made you an avocado sandwich.
什么鬼东西？ What the hell is this?
-上帝就这么叫蛋黄酱的 -把这恶心东西拿开 It’s God’s way of saying "mayonnaise."
Get that nasty away from me.
当心了，尿床精，小心我们收拾你
We’re coming for you. Heads up, bed wetter.
(Hell-No yells, Piper yelps)
(others gasping)
(Hell-No chuckling)
-我来帮你 -别烦我，我没事 GIRL: Let me help you.
No, get away from me. I’m fine.
你真好
That was real nice of you.
我这么做不是因为我好 我只是喜欢打架，用你当鱼饵
I ain’t doing this ’cause I’m nice.
Just like to fight.
Using you as bait.
快给我滚 Now, go away.
我组建了一个百灵鸟童子军团 CHRISTMAS: I started a Birdie Scouting troop.
你比谁都更快更聪明 You’re fast, and you’re smarter than everybody.
-你能帮到我们，你前途不可估量 -我不想不可估量 You could help us and be invaluable.
I don’t need to be invaluable.
你都不想日后给外星人留条信息吗？ Oh, don’t you want a chance
to leave a message for the aliens in the future?
-或者至少赢几块奖章？ -不了 Or at least earn some badges?
-But there’s a record -Hell no.
但他们要给太空发唱片的
-they funna send into space. -(yells)
(Smash laughs)
史曼丝就像个小宇宙
CHRISTMAS: Smash is like the universe.
别闹，史曼丝，一边玩去
HELL-NO: Easy, Smash. Go play.
浑身仙气和神秘 CHRISTMAS: Full of gas and mystery.
(groans)
不了 CHRISTMAS: Hell-No...
你… you...
你就像座人形火山 you’re like a human volcano.
我看你成天到处逛，随时准备爆发 fixin’ to explode all the time. I see you walking around,
我一直在琢磨 “那个女孩儿到底在想些什么？” I always wonder, what that girl think about?
说说，你到底在想些什么？ So, what do you think about?
把一切炸到天国去 Blowing everything to kingdom come.
反正我们都要入土 怎么死有什么分别？ How we’re all headed for the boneyard,
so what’s the difference.
Burning everything down
把一切烧掉 那样我就不用看那些美丽的东西了
so I don’t have to look at nothing pretty,
反正那些没一样属于我
’cause none of that for me.
那… Well...
那我们就统一战线大声说 “应该是我们一直都在”
By us standing together and saying,
"We should be here forever,"
然后让他们输得屁滚尿流？ and winning it over them,
我们一起把他们的破烂活动烧个精光 that’s burning their whole nasty operation
right to the ground.
(chuckles softly, footsteps approaching)
好 Yeah.
-Hmm? Hmm? -Not right now, Smash.
现在不行，史曼丝
-史曼丝也来 -好吧 Smash gets to come, too.
All right.
-史曼丝想吃多少饼干就吃多少 -好 Smash get all the cookies she wants.
Okay.
-你知道我不是你朋友吧？ -是，我知道
You know I ain’t your friend, right?
Yeah, I know that. (chuckles)
很好 Good.
百灵鸟手册上说 每个军团都要有军团妈妈 CHRISTMAS: Birdie manual says
every troop needs a Troop Mother
来教我们女子礼仪
who will show us how to be shining examples of womanhood.
Ow!
管它什么意思呢 Whatever that means.
我当事人事发当晚有不在场证据 My client could not have been present the night in question,
因为我们有温迪克西店的收据 证明他那晚去购物了 because we have receipts from Winn-Dixie
that prove he spent the night shopping.
他买打火机油用了20分钟 He was shopping for lighter fluid for 20 minutes.
收据上都写着呢
It’s right here on the receipt.
糟糕 (sighs) Dang.
我敢说 你们男人和纵火案肯定撇不清 RAYLEEN: I swear, you men and arson.
为什么你们每次一有问题就想放火？ Why you feel like you have to set things on fire
every time you have a problem?
那是我们的方式
That’s our way.
生活太艰辛的时候，一把火烧了了事 Life comes at you hard, you set it the hell on fire.
-对吧，老大？ -瑞林小姐，我需要帮忙 -Ain’t that right, boss? -(food sizzling)
-Miss Rayleen? -Yeah?
-I need something. -Welcome to life, sugar booger.
人生就是如此，臭甜心
(Fluffy yapping)
能带领我们收获荣誉吗？ Will you lead us to glory?
不行 Hell no.
奖品是能在金唱片上给外星人留信息
Prize is you get to leave a message
for the aliens on the Golden Record,
莫扎特什么的 -with Mozart and them. -What?
-什么？ -好了，冷静点，冷静点
Now, ho-hold up, hold up.
我会成为地球上所有孩子的代表
I’d be the representative of
all the children on planet Earth.
就是说我们给外星人演奏音乐？
So, like, our music for aliens?
我们的音乐
-Some of our music. -Johnny Cash?
-约翰尼·卡什？ -不是
No.
-韦伦？ -不是
-格拉姆·帕森斯？滚石乐队？ -不是，更像是贝多芬之类的 -Waylon? -No.
Gram Parsons? Rolling Stones?
No, more like Beethoven and them.
我对太空不感兴趣，我一点都不在乎 Well, then I’m not interested in space.
I don’t care for that at all.
是，可是我在乎
Yeah, well, I care.
肯定还有其他生命形式存在 他们铁定能知道我 There’s some other life out there,
and they funna know me.
(sighs softly)
-不行 -算你加班 No.
-我工资你还拖着呢 -我会付的，我会付的 -It-it’d be office hours. -You already owe me back pay.
RAMSEY: Well, I’ll get it. I’ll get it.
我说，那些人有罪又不是我的错
I mean, ain’t my fault everybody guilty.
人家不付你钱也不是我的错
Ain’t my fault you can’t get people to pay you.
-约瑟夫已经开始编舞了 -不，不行，先生
Joseph already started our choreography, though.
RAYLEEN: No. No, sir.
我不和小女孩打交道 I don’t get on good with little girls.
我要管的都是纵火犯、 杀人犯和国家检察官 I do arsonists, murderers and state prosecutors.
小女孩让我毛骨悚然
Little girls give me the creeps.
而且你还不能对她们动手 法律都修订过了 Plus, you can’t hit ’em no more.
They changed the laws.
好吧 All right.
“带领我们收获荣誉”，我喜欢 "Lead us to glory." I like that.
你和别的女孩子一起多玩玩 对你有好处，老大 And it would’ve been good
for you to be around other girls, boss.
天知道我把你养得像是隔壁的乡巴佬 Lord knows I raise you like one of them hillbillies next door.
我要再不做点什么，你就没救了 You’ll be doing dip if I don’t take some action.
瑞林小姐，工作时间延长到两点 Miss Rayleen, take your office days down to two.
-不，不了 -我是老板 No. Hell no.
I’m the boss man.
你现在是百灵鸟团长了 You the leader of the Birdies.
我和茸茸，我们去收账去了 Me and Fluffy,
-we gonna go and try and get paid. -(Fluffy barking)
给你吧 Here you go.
出发，茸茸 RAMSEY: Fall out, Fluffy.
(chuckles softly)
我做事从来不半吊子 I don’t do nothing half-ass.
我不想做任何半吊子的事
I don’t want to do anything with half an ass.
你是想搬起石头砸自己的脚
You know you’re just setting yourself up
for your little heart to get broke.
不，我是搬起石头修自己的路
No, setting myself up to change my whole life.
(Rayleen yells, whoops)
他忘了打开啤酒罐了
(chuckles): He forgot to open the damn beer can.
(both laughing)
(Rayleen sighs)
Mmm!
（百灵鸟童子军）
瑞林·莫斯利 Rayleen Mosely?
嗨，克丽丝托
Hi, Krystal.
嗨 Hey.
(chuckles) It’s been a minute.
好久不见了
Mm-hmm.
最后一次见还是… Since, uh...
-帕沃负鼠节 -帕沃负鼠节 BOTH: Pavo Possum Fest.
哦，对 Well, hey. Sure is nice to see you.
见到你真的很高兴
(chuckles)
你这是…？你是谁妈妈吗？ And are you a... are you a mama?
我是军团妈妈 I’m the Troop Mama.
(laughs)
(Rayleen chuckles)
对 RAYLEEN: Yeah.
真的？你没开玩笑？ For real?
-I don’t play. You know that. -Are you playing?
我不开玩笑的，你知道
她们当不了百灵鸟 They can’t be Birdies.
-为什么？ -因为这些孩子不…
-Why not? -Because these children
are not...
因为百灵鸟有严格的品质标准 Because Birdies have a strict quality code.
我的孩子们就是品质
-My boos are quality. -(quiet fart)
你觉得你能让这些孩子 达到这些标准？ And you think you can get these children
to follow these standards?
胖狗会放屁吗？没有我搞不定的
Does a fat puppy poot? I got this.
这种粗话就免了吧 That kind of language isn’t necessary.
那好吧 All right, then.
我给你们一个号，第… Got to give you a number.
Troop...
哦，天哪，现在… Oh, dear, well...
乔治亚州只剩下一个号了，零号 Huh. The only number left in the state of Georgia is zero.
不错吧？真是太合适了 Isn’t that sweet?
Perfectly appropriate.
说吧，小宝贝儿 Yes, precious.
零号是无穷号 Zero’s the number of infinity.
-是吗？ -是 Is that right?
-CHRISTMAS: Yeah. -MASSEY: Well...
那么，第零军团 欢迎你们成为百灵鸟童子军团
Troop Zero, welcome to Birdie Scouting.
(chuckling)
不知道你们都是不是太轻敌了 I don’t know if you thought this was gonna be easy.
成为一名优秀的女性可不简单 Being a woman of substance is never easy.
这不是什么你取悦男人的盛装秀场 It’s not pageantry,
where you look pretty for the boys.
不是4-H活动 你生了小孩就算完事 It’s not 4-H, where you birth a calf and call it a day.
在照顾你的丈夫、孩子 和年迈的父母之前 Before you’re taking care of your babies,
不管是谁要你照顾 before you’re taking care of your husbands,
your old parents and whoever else needs you to hold them up,
你的军团都是第一位的
you’re taking care of your troop.
你们要保证每人都能获胜 You’re making sure you’re all winners.
每人要赢得一枚徽章
Each member is required to earn one badge.
这是参加女童子军大会的最低要求 That’s the bare minimum to qualify for Jamboree.
你们要凭本事获得徽章，不能作弊
You will earn them honestly--
no cheating-- and if you earn ’em,
只要获得徽章 就能在玛丽埃特市露脸了
then you got a shot at Marietta.
欢迎你们，第零军团 So, welcome, Troop Zero.
我们回头见 We’ll see you on the other side.
如果你们能“生还”的话 If you make it out alive.
(Massey chuckling)
-我开玩笑的，开玩笑呢 -我没开玩笑
-I’m playing. I’m playing. -(Rayleen chuckles)
I’m not.
走吧，都快点
Come on, y’all.
走吧，什么都不要碰 她会嫌你们把东西都弄脏了 -Come on. Don’t take nothing. -(slurping)
She’ll say you got it dirty.
(kids screaming)
(kids yelling playfully, laughing)
我知道这事儿
-I will destroy you! -Stop it! Stop it!
别说了
好啦，好啦 All right, all right.
(screams) Ow.
是你们都想这样的…嘿，嘿 RAYLEEN: Y’all want to do this.
-Hey, hey. -(shouting dies down)
(sighs, laughter continues)
(chuckling)
现在你们都是我的百灵鸟了 -Y’all my Birdies now. -He can’t be a Birdie.
他不行的，他不行，因为他是假小子
Can’t be a Birdie ’cause he’s half boy.
他也成不了足球运动员 因为他是娘娘腔
Can’t be a football player ’cause he’s half girl.
不能这么说话，女士 我们要互相尊重 No, ma’am, that would be a "no, ma’am."
We are sweet to each other.
史曼丝，不要挖鼻孔，吸管吐出来 Smash, get your finger out your nose.
Get the straw out of your mouth.
不了，你也是，吸管吐出来，脚放下 Hell-No, you get the straw out of your mouth, too.
Put your foot down.
约瑟夫，欢迎加入百灵鸟童子军团 Joseph, welcome to the Birdie Scouts.
史曼丝，我不管法律怎么规定 惹毛了我瑞琳，你铁定会挨揍 Smash, I don’t care about the law.
Rayleen funna whup your ass.
(growls)
约瑟夫现在是你们的一员了 明白吗？
Joseph is one of y’all now, all right?
-我们要全力以赴 -好 And we are gonna do the best we can.
不要啦，我们会输的 -Yeah. -HELL-NO: Nah.
-We funna lose. -(Smash grunts)
这都是些人见人嫌的倒霉蛋窝囊废
This a bunch of losers and trash
不，我们铁定能赢 -nobody wants. -CHRISTMAS: No.
We funna win.
-MASSEY: Here we are. -(laughter)
这是给你们的，剩物正好配剩人
Leftovers for the leftovers.
我开玩笑的，你们都知道我的 (chuckling): I’m playing. Y’all know I am.
真的给你们的
For real.
祝你好运 能在这个徽章罐里随便找到什么徽章
Good luck with whatever you find in this badge jar.
差不多所有徽章 都被我的百灵鸟们赢走了，你信吗？ My girls have won almost every one.
Can you believe it?
里面肯定有你能用的东西 I’m sure there’s something in there for you.
非常感谢你
I appreciate you.
我们看看里面都有什么 -And let’s see what we got here. -Mm.
那是什么？这什么，丑死了 JOSEPH: What’s that?
Dang, these are ugly.
给你吧 Take it.
(kids laughing)
-这是什么鬼？ -野外求生徽章
What the hell is this?
Oh, that’s Survival in the Wilderness.
我们能有几个他们能得到的徽章吗？ Can we have something more in their ballpark?
我是说，盛装舞步不行 that ain’t gonna work. I mean, "Dress-idge,"
正确说法是盛装舞服
"Dressage" is the correct pronunciation.
那些都不行 陶艺、餐桌布置通通都不行
Whatever it is, it ain’t gonna work.
-Ceramics. Table Settings? -Hell-No.
让我想想 他们都怎么说乞丐的来着呢？ -No. -Just remind me,
what do they say about beggars again?
我开玩笑的，我在开玩笑 I’m playing. I’m playing.
(chuckles)
都把这里收拾干净 Y’all clean up this mess in here.
清炖牛肉？ -These smell. -Mm!
-(sniffs) -RAYLEEN: All right.
好了
你们要每人赢得一枚徽章 才能参加女童子军大会
All y’all got to do is win one badge each
to go to Jamboree.
应该没那么难的
So, it shouldn’t be that hard.
你们都目前为止有没有赢过什么？
Have y’all ever won anything in your lives?
(cricket chirping)
好吧，第零军团，我们… 知道吗？我们尽力而为吧 All right, Troop Zero, let’s just--
You know what? Let’s just do what we can.
你太胖了，束上绶带吧 You too thick, wear the sash.
你想穿女装，就束上绶带吧 You don’t want to wear girl clothes, wear the sash.
你常尿裤子，也束上绶带吧 可别把它尿湿了
You pee your pants, wear the sash.
-Just don’t get any pee on it. -I don’t pee myself.
-我没尿裤子 -嗯，理论上说没错，给你
RAYLEEN: Yeah, that’s just in principle. Here.
好了，抓紧时间，不了，快点
Well, come on, now, Hell-No.
即使你们都没赢过 也要让他们知道你们是认真的对吗？ Come on. Even if y’all don’t win,
you got to show them that you’re serious.
-Y’all serious? -ALL: Yes, ma’am.
-是，女士 -好了
All right.
我们先搞定这个，我的小甜甜们
Let’s get this, my boos.
(Rayleen sighs)
饼干销售徽章 Cookie Selling badge.
热血助草生 Blood makes the grass grow.
给我杀杀杀 -(grunts) -Kill, kill, kill!
出发，加油
-Come on. Come on. -(kids murmuring)
加油 -Let’s do this! -Come on.
-我们能行的 -我们走
我是青春活力射 如假包换的百灵鸟童子军团员 -Let’s go! -Oh, I’m a real-life Birdie Scout!
("Little Green Bag" by George Baker Selection plays)
| Yeah
| Lookin’ back on the track For a little green bag
| Got to find just the kind
| Or losin’ my mind
| Out of sight in the night, Out of sight in the day
| Lookin’ back on the track, Gonna do it my way
| Out of sight in the night, Out of sight in the day
| Lookin’ back on the track, Gonna do it my way
| Lookin’ back
| Ah
| Lookin’ for some happiness
| But there is only loneliness
| To find...
-买点我的饼干吧，雷雷 -我得问问我妈 Buy my cookies, Ray-Ray.
-They’re two dollars. -I got to ask my mama.
一包两美元，你买两包
Two boxes.
给我四美元，我就成知性女士了 Give me four dollars for my cookies
so I can be a woman of substance.
现在就买，雷雷
Now, Ray-Ray.
赶紧的 -Do it. -(Smash grunts)
给我拿来
-WOMAN: Give that back. -(Hell-No sucks teeth)
滚出去
-Now, get out of here. -(Smash growls)
(frustrated grunt, knocking)
| Lookin’ for some happiness
| But there is only loneliness...
那边，拿点饼干
There, take some cookies.
快走 Come on.
| Jump to the left, Turn to the right
Lookin’ upstairs... -JOSEPH: Hi.
嗨，想买点美味的百灵鸟饼干吗？
Would you like to buy some delicious Birdie cookies?
你不是女童子军
-You’re not a Girl Scout. -It’s Birdie Scouts,
我是百灵鸟童子军团的 我们正在提升自我
and we work on building communities
-建设和谐社区 -不要，不用了 through strengthening ourself...
No. No. No.
我们…
We...
好吧 Well...
见鬼 Damn.
求求你了？我害怕在陌生人面前讲话 Please? I get so scared talking in front of strangers.
你是什么样的福音传道者？
What kind of evangelist does that make you?
很糟糕的那种 Real bad one.
好吧，没事的，拉着我的手就行 All right, well, just hold my hand.
| Out of sight in the night, Out of sight...
我想吐，瑞琳小姐 I funna puke, Miss Rayleen.
赚到钱之前不许吐，小甜甜 Don’t puke before you get the money, boo.
-你好 -您好 -Hello. -ANNE-CLAIRE: Hello.
您能不能给我点儿…？ Would you please...
give me some... some money?
给点钱？
我很乐意 我自己也曾是百灵鸟女童子军 I’ll be happy to. I used to be a Birdie myself.
| Lookin’ for some happiness...
(retching, coughing)
她没事吧？ (whispers): Is she gonna be all right?
她没事，就是给草上了点肥料 She’ll be fine.
It’s good for the grass. (chuckles)
来 Come on.
| Jump to the left
Turn to the right -(Anne-Claire chuckles)
| Lookin’ upstairs
好了，走吧
Lookin’ behind... -There. Come on.
每个小女孩都梦想结婚 Every little girl dreams about getting married
养育自己的孩子 and having their own babies.
获得儿童保育徽章的过程 能让你们体验身为人母的终极乐趣
Child Care badge prepares you
for the ultimate joys of motherhood.
(baby doll crying)
-(head tumbles on floor) -Dang.
(Smash laughs, Hell-No laughs)
-好好上课，别闹了 -别闹了 Act right. Stop that.
Stop that.
Lookin’ for some happiness -Ow!
| But there is only loneliness
完美的信任跌，再胜一局 To find... -Perfect trust falls.
Again.
他们为什么要教你信任呢？ What the hell they trying to teach you, trust?
有本事在现实世界中试试啊 Try that in the real world.
快起身，快点 Get up, now.
Get up.
快去，快点 Get going. Come on.
我主慈悲，在天保佑我平安无事 (quietly): Dear Lord in Heaven, be safe, be safe.
(thud, Anne-Claire grunts)
好了，我会接你，我会接你的 信任地跌吧 All right, I got you, I got you.
-Trust. -(exhales sharply)
(thud, laughing)
-嗨，别搞砸了 -嗯
-Hey, don’t mess this up. -Right.
好了，我要跌了 All right, I got this.
好好干，我需要这枚徽章
You better. I need this.
-(yelps) -CHRISTMAS: Ow!
(kids chattering)
-你应该接住我的 -不不不
-(laughing) -No, no, no.
-不不，不要 -停！ -No. No, no. -(Smash grunting, laughing)
(screaming, laughing)
这样下去我们永远进不了女童子军团
We never gonna get to Jamboree like this.
我就不应该和她们一起的 Shouldn’t have taken them.
全被她们搞砸了 They’re ruining everything.
她们比我还衰
They’re even bigger losers than I am.
(laughing, yelling)
呃…
Oh, you’re right.
没错
你还是回家去看《外星界限》吧 Better for you to be back at home watching Outer Limits
我还是去过我平淡安逸的生活吧 and me to be living my life in peace.
什么？不行 What? No.
让我看看那些徽章 Let me see them badges.
要发挥你的特长，特殊技能
You got to work with what you got.
Special skills.
("I’m a Winner" by Diana Ross playing)
美丽徽章是为约瑟夫准备的 CHRISTMAS: Beauty badge was made for Joseph.
他能让我的头发不那么难看 那么他就能让世界不那么难看 If he can make my hair less ugly,
he can make the world less ugly.
到你们说这话的时候了 “对，我就是我 This is the time to say yes.
This is how I am.
这就是老天赐予我的
This is what God gave me to work with.
我要让自己变漂亮，因为我就是我” And I’m gonna make it beautiful ’cause it’s mine.
好了 All right.
| And I’m so glad
| I took the chance on you, baby
| Hey
He don’t play by the rules | My friends all say
| So listen, don’t you be no fool
| Don’t you know You’re just a beginner
| So look at me now
| I’m a winner
| Oh, oh
| I’m a winner
| Ooh, yes, I am
| Ow!
| Put that money down And put them chips on nine
| Ah, ah
Ah, ah Ah, ah
Ooh Ah
| I’m a winner
-(cheering) Yes, I am...
嗨，小伙子，再过九年 Dang, son.
You survive nine more years of this,
就凭这手艺你都能赚大钱了
you’re gonna make a whole bucketload of damn money.
是，夫人
Yes, ma’am.
特殊技能徽章 Special skills.
好了，克里斯默丝，下一个是谁？ RAYLEEN: All right, Christmas, who’s next?
| I took a chance on you, baby
Oh, I’m a winner... -(song fades)
(birds chirping, insects trilling)
给她们说点些鼓舞士气的话 拉姆齐先生？ Got some inspiring words, Mr. Ramsey?
-谢谢，瑞琳小姐 -是
-Thank you, Miss Rayleen. -Yeah.
我和德维恩先生 一起在美国陆军部服役时
RAMSEY: When I was in the United States Army
with Mr. Dwayne,
我们一天上两次这样的课 we used to run a course like this twice a day.
我们头顶上机枪轰鸣 And there were machine guns going off over our heads.
我们一天就吃几碗白米饭渡过难关 DWAYNE: We had bowls of rice just once a day
just to get us through the hardships.
现在不说米饭的问题 Not about the rice right now.
德维恩先生是想说 生活并不只是输赢的事
is life ain’t about winning. What Mr. Dwayne is saying
我是说，输赢只是优胜者的事
I mean, it is for some-- for those who win.
但是对你们剩下这些人来说
But for the rest of y’all...
关键就是持之以恒 the trick is to endure.
别让那些恶言恶语把你打败 Not let the kicks and the nasty words
keep you down.
总有一天你醒来 会发现你是笑到最后的人 Then you wake up one day,
and you’ll be the last one standing.
(dogs barking in distance)
So...
所以呢…
去争取持之以恒徽章吧 小甜甜们，快去
Go get them Endurance badges, little boos!
-Go! Come on. -(blows whistle)
加油
孩子们，抬起脚，加快速度 Smash, pick up those feet.
-Pick up your feet! -(kids grunting, panting)
关照一下我女儿，好吗？ RAMSEY: You go easy on my girl.
你知道她一条腿长一条腿短 All right? You-you know she got one leg shorter than the other?
(grunts) Ow!
那可怜的小家伙太容易的事 她都不屑于做，你知道的
That poor thing can’t afford
to do nothing easy, and you know that.
-加油 -孩子们加油 -RAYLEEN: Come on, y’all. -RAMSEY: Come on!
-加油，加油 -快，快，孩子们 -Come on! Come on! -Come on! Come on!
干得好，不了
CHRISTMAS: This badge was made for Hell-No Price.
这枚徽章是为“不了小姐”准备的
障碍赛早就成了她的家常便饭 She eats obstacles for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
不了！不了！不了！
ALL (chanting): Hell-No! Hell-No!
-Hell-No! -(blows whistle)
好样的，不了 You done good, Hell-No.
(chuckles, kids cheering)
史曼丝，我觉得你能把东西拆开 Smash, I figure you take things apart,
或许能把它们再组装起来 to put ’em back together. you might be able
试试 Go on.
(giggles)
(radio static droning)
(indistinct broadcast plays)
(kids cheering)
我的小甜甜
My boo! (laughs)
(whooping)
连史曼丝都能给你们惊喜 CHRISTMAS: That Smash will surprise you.
我也能，我保证 And I will, too.
Promise.
我要掌握一项特殊技能 Got to have one special skill.
克里斯默丝，即便是你 这事应该也不成问题 This is almost impossible to mess up.
Even for you, Christmas.
烘焙徽章 Baking badge.
烤个蛋糕，就能得到徽章 Bake a cake, get the badge.
你就不能直接给我一个吗？ Can’t you just give me one?
你是作弊的那种人吗？ -No, ma’am. -Are you a cheater?
不是，夫人
噢，我忘拿香草了 Oh, forgot the dang vanilla.
(indistinct chatter, laughing)
(chatter quiets)
你们在瞎搞什么？
What the "H" y’all doing?
烘焙徽章
Baking badge.
你们费这劲干嘛？
Why are y’all playing like this?
是啊，你们当女孩儿都不在行的 Yeah, y’all suck at being girls.
-你们当女孩儿都不在行的 -对 -Y’all suck at being girls. -Yeah.
-她干嘛总学我说话？ -没事的 -It’s okay. -Why does she always do that to me?
你 You--
你竟然连眼睛都没有 you ain’t even got no eye.
还有你
And you--
你连个女孩都算不上 you ain’t even a real girl.
你们所有人，我真是搞不明白 All of y’all.
I don’t get y’all.
你们每个人怎么有勇气 这么诡异地从床上爬起来？
How do any of y’all even get out of bed,
being so weird?
闭嘴 Shut up.
你说什么，娘娘腔？ What’d you say, girl boy?
我说闭嘴 I said, "Shut up."
我叫约瑟夫 And my name’s Joseph.
像个正常人那样叫我约瑟夫 Call me Joseph like a normal person.
可你不是正常人呀
You’re not a normal person.
-别那么说他 -冷静点，不了
Don’t talk about him like that.
Be sweet, Hell-No.
我们只是在赢徽章 他并没有什么恶意 We’re just doing our badge.
He didn’t mean any harm.
他是我们的一员 他是百灵鸟童子军团的一员 ANNE-CLAIRE: He ours.
He our fellow Birdie Scout.
他是个怪胎
He’s a freak.
不，你才是怪胎
No, you are.
她想说什么随便她，没关系的
Just let her say what she wants.
Don’t matter.
但我一定要赢得这枚徽章 I need this badge, though.
(sighs)
那也有关系的
-It does too matter. -(Joseph whimpers)
我们铁定要赢，我们铁定要上金唱片 We funna win.
We funna get on that record.
你只不过是 一堆灰尘中的一粒微尘而已
You’re just one piece of dirt on a bigger piece of dirt.
我们会永远被人铭记 而你只会很快被冲涮掉 We’re gonna last forever,
and you’re just gonna wash away.
(kids gasping)
(scattered laughter)
哦，不了 Oh, hell no.
(Piper gasps, others gasping)
(scoffs)
Let’s get ’em!
收拾她们！
(kids yelling)
(laughter, yelling)
面粉！ Flour!
(yelling continues)
(laughing)
(gasping)
住手！
Stop!
(gasps)
(laughing)
你们都给我住手！快住手！ Act right, y’all! Act right!
娘啊… -Holy mother... -(blows whistle)
派珀，住手！ Piper, stop!
住手，注意形象，注意形象
Stop! You are sweet.
You are sweet!
你们的淑女形象都哪儿去了？
Where are my young ladies?
在这儿呢
Right here.
(sighs)
我从没见过如此的大肆违纪 MASSEY: I have never seen
such delinquency, such a lack of hygiene.
这般的不讲卫生
一群垃圾！你们都是一群垃圾 Oh, the trash, the trash of it all!
你们，你们都要好好管教才行 And y’all-- y’all were raised better.
第零军团 Troop Zero...
你们就差一点 ...you were so close.
把你们这一级的徽章 几乎很快得赢到手了 You blazed through all the badges on your level.
事实如此
They sure in hell did.
-他们都很抱歉 -我不觉得抱歉
-They’re sorry. -I ain’t sorry.
挑起群架，举止粗鄙…
MASSEY: Starting fights, acting ugly.
Y’all suspended.
你们被暂停了
-什么？ -噢，拜托 (kids gasping, murmuring, scattered laughter)
Oh, come on.
我不能用自助餐厅 拿到我的烘焙徽章了？ Can’t I just use the cafeteria to get my Baking badge?
不行，女士，不行
No, ma’am. No.
我甚至都装不出看你们很可爱的样了 I can’t even pretend y’all are cute anymore.
可悲，可悲，可悲 It’s sad.
Sad, sad, sad.
我的军团，你们也危险了 And, my troop, y’all are on thin ice.
走，快离开这里 Let’s go. Get on out.
派珀，快点，快走 -(Smash growling) -Piper. Come on, get.
(Anne-Claire sneezes)
你们把这儿给我收拾干净
And y’all clean this mess up.
(bell jingles)
-一份全家桶 -马上好 -Family special. -WAITRESS: Coming right up.
(quiet chatter)
我想你们要是，不知道 Think y’all would be happier just doing--
I don’t know-- Bible school or FFA or just watching TV.
上圣经学校，玩射击游戏或者看电视 能更开心点
看电视有什么不好吗？ Whatever happened to watching TV?
我不能放弃
I can’t give up.
我是说我一定可以赢得什么徽章的 I mean, there must be one badge I can earn.
就是你们去参加女童子军大会 也是赢不了的 RAYLEEN: If y’all even get to Jamboree,
which you won’t, y’all ain’t gonna win.
我是说，对不起，但是… I mean, I’m sorry, but...
有人早点告诉我就好了 I wish someone had told me that.
去不成女童子军大会了？ HELL-NO: No Jamboree?
我连舞都编好了 I made a dance, though.
我想说点你们想听的 但现在形势已经没办法挽回了
I really want to tell y’all what you want to hear,
but this situation just ain’t salvageable.
(sighs)
(fierce grunt, Anne-Claire gasps)
我可以离开这里，我还能出名
JOSEPH: Could’ve been gone from here.
I could’ve been famous.
我想把我的声音永远留在唱片里
I wanted to leave a permanent record.
我们还有机会 We still can.
(Smash growls)
(yells)
史曼丝，别这样 -(banging on window) -Smash!
Quit it!
你在干什么？史曼丝，回来 -(kids chattering) -Smash, come back.
-(Smash growling) -Calm down.
-冷静点 -史曼丝！
(door opens, kids shouting)
-史曼丝，回来！ -快点，快点
Smash, come back!
-No, come on! -Come on, Smash.
-这不是我们挑起的 -史曼丝，回来 This ain’t us.
-(Smash roaring) -This is some candy-ass,
这是我们这些软蛋的另一面
’cause we ain’t got nobody B-grade version of us
因为没有人教我们变好
-to show us how to be better. -Hey!
你教我们吧 Show us.
你就教我们吧，求你了 Be that one for us, please.
可没人教我啊
No one was that for me.
-是，但可以从现在开始改变 -不会有什么改变的 Yeah, well, it can be different now.
It’s never gonna be different.
你的生活还会和现在一样 Your life is gonna be the same as you are right now.
你越早知道越好
The sooner you learn that, the better.
不对 That can’t be true.
因为我会死 ’Cause I’ll die.
(kids continue shouting outside)
-(door opens) -JOSEPH: You were running after her
-你也在追她呀 -那你也不能冲她大喊
-HELL-NO: That doesn’t mean -just the same.
you can yell at her like that.
帮我弄下窗户
ANNE-CLAIRE: Will y’all help me with this window?
(whistle blares, chatter stops)
都坐下
Sit down! Sit down.
坐下
好了吗？ Okay?
一枚徽章，还有一枚徽章，给我 (sighs) One badge. One more badge.
Uh-uh. Give me that.
(grunts)
荒野求生徽章 Surviving in the Wilderness.
就像耶稣那样呗 Like Jesus.
(Smash sighs)
他们怎么了？ (indistinct chatter)
享受你们的暂停期吧
Enjoy your suspension.
-CHRISTMAS: Ow! -(laughter)
放弃了，尿床精 -Wow. -Stay down, bed wetter.
我们不会因为他们叫我们放弃 我们就放弃，克里斯默丝 RAYLEEN: We do not stay down
because they tell us to, Christmas.
对他们说不，女士
That is a "no, ma’am."
-(school bell ringing) -(laughter, chatter)
-史曼丝有零食休息时间吗？ -饿点对你有好处
-Smash get a snack break? -Hunger is good for you.
你要饿死我们了，你让我们太冒险了 You starving us. You putting us in danger.
你们每天都在冒险 Y’all in danger every day.
(birds calling, indistinct chatter)
我们不会要去南面的树林吧？ We ain’t going into the South Woods, are we?
是时候让你们学会服从命令了 It’s time y’all learned to take it by the horns.
史曼丝，等等
HELL-NO: Smash, wait up.
-史曼丝 -我听说有人死在里面的 Smash.
JOSEPH: I heard someone died in there.
慢点
（禁止擅入）
我发现一片毛茸茸的叶子 碰它手会痒痒吗？
(kids chattering indistinctly)
什么都别碰 RAYLEEN: Don’t touch nothing.
(ominous birdcalls)
那是什么？我有点怕 JOSEPH: What was that? I’m ascared.
我会死得很快吗？ Will it be fast when I die?
-都不要散开 -哦，天哪
RAYLEEN: Y’all get ahold of y’all selves.
(kids chattering, gasping)
(shuddering breaths)
(screaming)
(other kids laughing)
走啦，继续 Go. Go.
(Joseph screams, other kids laugh)
(various birdcalls, insects trilling)
真的很酷，因为外星人会听到我们 CHRISTMAS: And it’s really cool
because the aliens, th-they’ll hear us
因为声波 because the sound waves,
传播出去，会一直传到宇宙中去 直到碰到什么东西
they go out, out, out into the universe
不是那样的 until they hit something, then...
That is not how it works.
-是的，没错，我妈妈说过… -好了，都停下
CHRISTMAS: Yeah, it is. My mama said.
RAYLEEN: All right, now, y’all.
就在这儿过夜？
We sleeping here?
我不要和克里斯默丝一起睡 她铁定会把我的床尿湿的 I’m not gonna sleep with Christmas.
She funna pee on me.
-我不尿床的 -是吧？
-I don’t wet the bed. -Yes-huh.
你们都别出丑了 -Y’all stop acting ugly. -(murmuring)
史曼丝 Smash.
好了，小甜甜们 All right, my boos.
是时候让你们公平公正地 赢得那枚徽章了
It’s time y’all earned that badge fair and square.
你要丢下我们？
You leaving us?
不过反正我们都会死的 (stammers) We funna die.
-噢，不了，我不要了 -是了，不了
Ah, hell, hell no, I can’t stay...
Hell yes, Hell-No.
你们醒来的时候 就会知道自己在荒野里生存了一晚
And when y’all wake up in the morning, y’all know that
you spent the night in the wilderness,
没人帮过你们
didn’t no one help you.
要是我们活不…？ (whispers): What if we don’t...
好了，证明给他们看他们错了 All right, prove ’em wrong.
-让我骄傲一把 -可要是我们醒不来呢？ -Make me proud. -(kids murmuring)
But what if we don’t wake up?
瑞琳小姐 要是我们出不了这里怎么办？
(kids clamoring)
(night birds calling)
主啊，虽然我穿行过死荫的幽谷 Yea, though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death...
(branch snaps nearby, Joseph gasps)
我也不怕恶魔，因为主与我同在…
...I will fear no evil, for thou art with me...
(prayer continues indistinctly)
(bird squawking, animal squeaking)
(radio static warbling)
主是我的牧者…
(rock music playing, Smash chuckles)
这里是WZPZ摇滚乐 DJ (over radio): It’s rockin’ WZPZ Rock.
接下来是大卫·鲍伊的《叛逆者》 Coming up, David Bowie’s "Rebel Rebel."
(intro to "Rebel Rebel" plays)
亲爱的，神圣的上帝啊 (chuckles): My dear and holy God.
(music continues loudly, laughter)
(squealing excitedly)
| You’ve got your mother in a whirl
| She’s not sure If you’re a boy or a girl
| Hey, babe, your hair’s all right
| Hey, babe, let’s go out tonight
They say I’m wrong | They put you down,
| You tacky thing, You put them on
| Rebel Rebel
| You’ve torn your dress
| Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
| Rebel Rebel
| How could they know?
| Hot tramp, I love you so
| Don’t ya?
我们这样在一起 你们能看得更清楚吧？ CHRISTMAS: Can you see us better
when we’re together like this?
我们发出的信号足够强吧？ Is our signal stronger?
我想是的 I think it is.
(song ends)
(quiet fart)
-史曼丝 -史曼丝 -JOSEPH: Oh, Smash. -ANNE-CLAIRE: Smash.
(birds chirping, hooting)
要是有野兽来 CHRISTMAS: If there is wild animals,
就朝它们眼睛里吐斯卡巴农葡萄籽 弄瞎它们
I funna spit scuppernong seeds in their eyes and blind them.
然后它们就会受惊跑开 是它们害怕我们 And then... then they’ll run off and be scared.
They’ll be the ones who’s scared.
不是我怕，我不害怕 ’Cause I’m not scared. I’m not scared.
(Hell-No growls, Christmas screams)
(laughing)
不了 Hell-No.
你出了保护圈了 You’re out of the circle of protection.
-我不需要那个 -不，你需要 I don’t need it.
-不吧 -要吧 -Yes, you do. -Nuh-uh.
不吧 -Yes-huh. -Nuh-uh.
应该有场流星雨，去那边看看吧 It’s fixin’ to be a meteor shower.
Just... just go over there and look for it.
我要为不让你在荒野里 被野兽吃掉负责 I’m responsible for you not getting ate in the wilderness.
好了，和我们一起睡觉吧 Now, come sleep with the rest of us.
不行 I can’t.
为什么？ -Why not? -Because.
因为
我是说，我真的没有尿床，但是… And it’s not true that I wet the bed, but...
如果我尿床了 ...if I did,
也许每当我情绪激动或紧张的时候 maybe, whenever I get emotional or nervous,
都会尿床 and maybe that’s when I’d pee on stuff.
如果尿床了，我也不知道为什么 If I did, I wouldn’t know why.
我以前也尿床 I used to wet the bed.
真的？ Really?
没啦 (laughs): Nah.
但如果我尿床了，我也会很羞愧的 But if I did, I’d be shamed.
你为什么尿床？ How come you pee the bed?
-憋不住吗？ -我不尿床
-Can’t help it? -I don’t.
好吧 Okay.
但是要说我尿床 But maybe if I did...
可能是我妈妈去世后的那段时间 我总憋不住尿 time was right after my mama’s death,
and then I couldn’t stop.
所以，你可以走了，你知道的 And so, you-you can just go, you know.
我走了，让你一个人死在荒野里 浑身上下全是尿 I leave, and you die all alone in the wild,
covered in your own pee,
你会错过你后半辈子的每一场流星雨 and you’ll miss every meteor shower
that will ever happen the whole rest of your life
因为你已经死掉了
’cause you be dead.
不如我讲鬼故事让你保持清醒吧 I’m gonna tell you some scary stories to keep you awake.
-别了 -来不及了 -Please don’t. -Too late.
一个大雨瓢泼的晚上 一个女孩儿在听收音机
One night, in the pouring rain,
a girl hears on the radio, "Lock the doors.
“外面有疯子，在家要锁门”
There’s a maniac!"
剩下的只有她的…
And all that was left of her...
她的手 was her hand,
在抓门 scratching at the door.
她出来的时候，就再也说不出话了
And when she came out, she never spoke again,
她的头发变成了亮白色
and her hair was bright white.
-亮白色？ -对 -Bright white? -Yeah.
克里斯默丝 Christmas. Christmas.
克里斯默丝
-干什么？ -起来，快起来，你看 -What do you want? -Get up.
Get up now. Now.
Look.
我想它们可能是 大毛毛虫派来的和平使者 Think they might have been peacemakers
sent from-from the giant caterpillar?
-有东西咬了我 -没有大毛毛虫 JOSEPH: Ah, something bit me.
There is no giant caterpillar.
-不，有的 -不，没有 -Yeah, there is. -Yeah, there is.
No, there isn’t.
-你们怎么能相信那个呢？ -看看我找到了什么
How do y’all believe in that?
ANNE-CLAIRE: Look what I found.
我找到了斯卡巴农葡萄 I brought scuppernongs.
-Hmm? -Okay.
-好啊 -给我三个
I want one.
别都拿走，给我留点 -Don’t take all of them, now. -Three.
Give me some.
Mm-hmm.
如果有人再来找你麻烦 I’m gonna beat their ass Anyone comes for you again,
我会胖揍她们一顿 把她们打得找不着北
back to their gosh damn swamp shack.
就冲上去薅她们的头发就行了 (laughs): Just come at them with hair like that.
(gasps)
小甜甜们，你们成功了 My boos! Y’all did it!
快起来 Come on, get up.
好样的，克里斯默丝 You done it, Christmas.
-(laughing) -There you go.
徽章给你
(laughs) We funna go to Jamboree!
-你们铁定要去女童子军大会了 -是的，夫人
CHRISTMAS: Yes, ma’am.
(kids laughing)
我们都拿到徽章了，梅西小姐 我们要去参加女童子军大会了 (chuckles): We got it, Miss Massey.
We’re gonna go to Jamboree.
怒赞上帝还活着吧
ANNE-CLAIRE: Praise the living Jesus.
我们也铁定会赢的 -And we funna win, too. -(Smash grunts)
我们要跳支舞
We funna dance.
克里斯默丝和我的舞跳得很好的
made a dance that’s amazing. Me and Christmas
你们都有很多值得骄傲的事 Y’all have a lot to be proud of.
真的，我这回没开玩笑 Y’all do. I’m not even playing.
我们能去的，我们能去了 CHRISTMAS (laughing): We’re gonna go.
-We’re going. -We are.
我们要去了 (kids laughing)
噢，宝贝儿们，你们去不了 (sighs) Oh, precious.
You’re not.
(thunder rumbling)
我们能去
We are. (chuckles)
他们没有合法的军团领队 They don’t have a legitimate troop leader.
真让人伤心，但我昨晚发现 It’s so, so sad,
but what I discovered last night
我读到第12号法规 百灵鸟童子军法典的第八部分时
when I consulted statute 12,
section eight of the Birdie Scout Code...
上面是这么写的 军团妈妈不得有任何拘役前科 Here it is.
Troop Mothers must not have any prior arrests.
-瑞琳小姐，你没有吗？ -没有定罪 And, Miss Rayleen, don’t you have one?
砍坏一位先生车胎的案子 -No convictions. -For an incident
in which a gentleman’s tires were slashed,
他的活动房屋被人破门而入 他装在墙上的鹿头被喷成了粉色 his trailer broken into,
and all his mounted deer heads spray-painted pink.
-没有证据证明是我干的 -就是你干的
-You can’t prove it was me. -It was you.
-不是吧 -就是吧
-Nuh-uh. -Yes-huh.
(thunder rumbling, rain pattering)
That gentleman, if you recall-- and I think you do--
那位先生，如果你还记得的话 我想你还记得
就是那个 外号叫“大黄牙戴维斯”的傻瓜 was some fool named Yellow-Teeth Davis
他时常和各种狐狸精鬼混 that saw a lot of silly-ass girls back in the day.
大黄牙戴维斯的活动房屋 被人破门而入时，他不在家的原因 Yellow-Teeth Davis wasn’t at home And the reason why
is ’cause he was running around when his trailer got broke into
是他正跟在哪个狐狸精屁股后面转
with one or more of those silly-ass girls
而不是像答应我的那样去我家 instead of being at my house like he promised
接我带我去布迪斯烤鸡店
to Boutte’s Chicken. to pick me up to take me
然后我就想，我做错什么了 And then I started wondering what was wrong with me
至于他把我当成垃圾一样
that made him treat me like trash.
我就一直等 想弄清楚自己到底做错了什么 And then I waited so long figuring out
连法学院都没上，搭上了我的一辈子 that I didn’t go to law school what was wrong with me
and I missed my whole life.
(thunder rumbling)
但最近我一直在想“知道吗，瑞林？ But lately, I’ve been wondering,
"You know what, Rayleen?
谁在乎别人怎么想？你怎么想？” Who cares what people want?
What do you want?"
所以从今以后，我的生活我做主 So, from now on, my life is on me,
不会再让随便什么大黄牙的蠢货 牵着我鼻子走 not some fool with crowded yellow teeth
that put dead deer all over his walls.
现在我说了算 It’s on me.
我真为你感到可悲，梅西小姐 And I feel sorry for you, Miss Massey,
因为你要一辈子取悦那些蠢货 ’cause you gonna spend your whole life
trying to impress fools,
却永远也没办法让他们满意
and you ain’t never gonna be enough for them, either.
你到底怎么了，克丽丝托？ What ever happened to you, Krystal?
你给孩子们做了坏榜样 You a bad example.
我就是这么做榜样的 This is my example.
(thunder rumbling)
我要去法学院，你这个可怜虫 I’m going to law school, you sad snake lady.
我也不想这样
I don’t like being like this.
我也不想是让人讨厌的梅西小姐 I don’t like being Nasty Miss Massey.
(kicks desk)
要是你们别那么多妄想 你们的生活也能更轻松些 Y’all will find life gets easier
if you don’t want so much.
(thunder rumbling)
-嘿 -嘿，你们好自为之吧 -CHRISTMAS: Hey! -"Hey" yourself.
你说法学院是什么意思？
What’d you mean, law school?
我不干了 I mean I’m out. I’m out.
我可以去法学院，也可以去找工作 I can see about law school. I can see about a job.
你要丢下我？
You leaving me?
我不和你一路，根本谈不上丢下你
There’s no leaving you if I was never with you.
你应该和我在一起的
You’re supposed to stay here with me.
我连自己怎么回事都搞不清楚 你还让我怎么和你在一起？ How can you ask me to be there for you
when I was never there for myself?
这么说都结束了？ So, is it over?
我们再去找个新的军团妈妈 We find a new Troop Mama now.
我们认识的人都是重罪犯 找不到别人了 Everyone we know got felonies.
There ain’t no one else.
你为什么要给我那么多希望？
Why’d you make me want it so bad?
我从没希望过什么，也过得好好的 I never wanted anything, and I was fine!
不了！ Hell-No!
为什么你要这么对我？ 我以前那么快乐 Why’d you do this to me?
I was happy before this.
我以前不想和谁说话 不想被人永远铭记的时候有多开心 I was happy before I thought I could talk to anyone or be permanent.
你为什么要让我这么不知足？ Why’d you make me so unsatisfied?
(Christmas grunts)
放弃吧 Stay down!
不许你说让我放弃！ You can’t tell me to stay down!
耶稣都在哭了 Jesus wept.
(thunder rumbling)
-不了！ -离我远点 Hell-No!
-Don’t leave me! -Get away from me!
-别离开我 -你就不能别烦我？
Why don’t you just leave me alone!
不能！ No!
我们要永远被人铭记的 We funna be permanent!
You’re a dang fool.
你是大笨蛋
(whimpers) Nuh-uh.
不吧
-是吧 -不吧 -Yes-huh. -Nuh-uh!
(panting)
从没人追过我 HELL-NO: No one ever chased me before.
(both laughing)
给你讨厌的绶带 Here’s your damn sash.
(both laughing)
(sighs)
(birds chirping, insects trilling)
(country music playing)
你说你借的 可你没说他们知不知道你是借的 RAMSEY: Now, you said you borrowed it,
but you didn’t say whether they knew you borrowed it.
他们知道你是借的吗？ Do they know you borrowed it?
(indistinct chatter over phone)
好了，等一下，等一下 Now, hold up. Hold on.
这些小家伙需要一个妈妈
These little boos need a mama.
瑞林小姐，我可不是妈妈 Uh, Miss Rayleen, I ain’t their mama.
你现在是了 -(chuckles) -You are now.
老大，你在吗？ MAN (over phone): Boss, you there?
我晚点打给你 Let me call you back.
(chuckles)
你们要老板来，那老板就来 You ask for the boss man, the boss man steps up.
-大个子雷克，我们走 -约瑟夫 -Big Eddie, let’s go. -Joseph!
-小伙，我们走 -梅西小姐得好好补补课了 EDDIE: Sam, Buddy, Robby, let’s go!
Miss Massey gonna learn a thing or two.
南希，玛丽，跟上 Nancy. Mary.
Let’s go.
你们都会想去看看的 WOMAN: Y’all gonna want to see this.
Oh, Lord, you know -Here we go.
我们走
| I can hardly wait...
跟上，老大
Look at that, boss.
-不了 -嘿，你们好 CHRISTMAS: Hell-No!
-JOSEPH: Hey, guys! -CHRISTMAS: Yeah!
快来，跟上 RAMSEY: Come on, fall out.
| I see those per-per-pearly gates
| I’ll walk dem golden stairs When I die, when I die
I’m gonna walk | Well, well, well,
| Up dem golden stairs
| ’Cause I know my Jesus Answers all my prayers...
请赏光拿一下，女士？ (sighs) Will you do the honors, Rayleen?
| To my home on high
| I’ll walk dem golden stairs When I die, when I die.
梅西校长，能和你谈谈吗？ may I have a word, ma’am? Principal Massey,
-我没时间，拉姆西·弗林特 -听着，老巫婆 I ain’t got time for this, Ramsey Flint.
Listen, devil woman.
我读过你的规则手册了 I read your rule book.
要讲规则手册，没人比老板我更清楚 Nobody beat the boss man when it come to rule books.
那本手册没有只字片语规定 说军团妈妈必须是女人
Nothing in that book say the Troop Mother has to be female.
因为，我很荣幸成为 Therefore, I am proud to be the Troop Mother
百灵鸟童子军第零军团的军队妈妈
for Birdie Scout Troop Zero of Wiggly.
做事的方式有千万种，弗林特先生 There are ways things are done, Mr. Flint.
如果每个刁蛮任性脾气古怪的小女孩
What kind of world would it be if every homely,
strange little girl thought she could just go out
都以为自己能为所欲为 那这个世界会变成什么样？
and do whatever she wanted?
让她们出去受人嘲笑 被人鄙视一辈子抬不起头？ To be laughed at and humiliated and ruined?
我比你更为她们着想
I’m helping them more than you do.
你觉得我容易吗？ You think this was easy for me?
她们都是我们的孩子，我们的小公主 These are our girls. All of us.
整个威格利镇的小公主们 Whole damn town of Wiggly.
我不关心她们多惹眼或者谁尿床 I don’t care how many eyes they got
or who wet the bed or...
或者她们其中一些不招人喜欢 if some of them debatable as girls.
她们是我们的百灵鸟 我是她们的军团妈妈 and I’m their Troop Mama. They our Birdies,
-怎么样？ -给她讲讲，拉姆西
-(crowd murmuring) -WOMAN: You tell her, Ramsey.
五百美元的报名费你们怎么交？ How you gonna pay the $500 entry fee?
他娘的 Son of a puppy.
-五…？ -评委要花时间 Five...
要付薪给他们 你有五百美元吗，拉姆西·弗林特？ for these judges’ time. It costs money to pay
You got $500, Ramsey Flint?
你没有 You don’t.
因为拉姆西·弗林特一直在亏损
Because Ramsey Flint, he just keeps on losing.
你知道如果整个太阳系归我 我都会送给你 You know I’d give you
the whole gosh damn solar system if I could.
是，我知道 Yeah, I know that.
拉姆西先生？ WOMAN: Mr. Ramsey?
我知道我欠你50美元有段时间了 I know I’ve been owing you 50 for a while.
谢谢 Thanks.
这是大山姆的律师费
And this is for Big Sam’s legal fees.
损坏家具案的 And the broken furniture.
男厕所案的 Buddy’s public... urination.
罗比逃学案的 A-And Robby’s truancy.
对不起拖了这么长时间，拉姆西
I-I’m sorry it took me so long to get it to you, Ramsey.
没关系 -That’s all right. -(woman clears throat)
-你知道这是什么钱 -是 You know what for.
-Yeah. -WOMAN: Here you go, Ramsey.
-给你，拉姆西 -谢谢
Oh. Thank you.
-这是我的 -好 -WOMAN: Here’s mine. -RAMSEY: Thank you.
拉姆西，我有17美元 Ramsey, I got 17.
你不明白的是，梅西小姐 What you don’t seem to understand, Miss Massey,
I’m the boss man,
我才是老板
and we going to the Birdie Jamboree.
我们要参加百灵鸟女童子军大会
我们铁定要踢他们所有人屁股
And we funna kick everybody’s ass.
-好！ -祝你愉快，女士
-MAN: Yeah! -(murmuring, laughter)
好，拉姆西 -Good day, ma’am. -MAN: Yeah, Ramsey!
-我们开拔 -对，我们走
-Let’s fall out! -Falling out.
-All right, here we go. -(whooping, applause)
(laughter, indistinct chatter)
| No more to roam
| In the search of fortune and fame
| The hand of fate...
如果一切都能顺利 能给我个信号吗？ CHRISTMAS: If it’s all gonna be okay,
will you please give me a sign?
一点点也行？ Anything?
…终于摆脱流言蜚语了
(laughter, indistinct chatter)
听着，我不知道，反正你们铁定能赢
one thing-- y’all funna win. DWAYNE: Look, I know
-Oh... -No, I can feel it.
说真的，我有预感
放屁，你狼吞虎咽 就像急着要去赶火车 That’s gas. You eat like you got a train to catch.
要是我在大家面前输了怎么办？ -DWAYNE: Nah. -(laughter)
What if I lose in front of everybody?
那又怎么样？ Ah, so what?
老大，过来 Boss, get over here.
是，长官 Yes, sir.
坐这儿 Sit here.
老大，你知道我每天都在大家面前输 Boss, you know I lose in front of everybody
-every day. -RAYLEEN: Mm-hmm.
都是家常便饭了 -(laughter) -Sure as hell do.
法官对我说结案的时候
When the judge says to me it’s over,
我就朝原告走过去，握住他们的手 I go over to the prosecution, and I shake their hand.
把手给我 Give me your hand.
因为这样让他们知道 他们可以打倒我 ’Cause that show them they may beat me,
但打不败我 but I’m strong as hell,
总有一天，或许就是明天 就轮到我踢他们屁股了 and one day, maybe tomorrow,
I’ll kick their ass.
对吧？ Right?
可你还是输了 But you still lost.
(laughs)
对，老大，但这是原则问题 Yeah, boss, but it’s the principle.
什么？ -What? -Forget it.
-算了，你还太小了 -克里斯默丝！
-You a little young for it. -JOSEPH: Christmas!
克里斯默丝！ Christmas!
过不了多久，转眼就大了 RAMSEY: Not too long. Big day tomorrow.
你们都会赢，我有预感，我知道
Y’all gonna win. I can feel it. I know it.
你知道你又醉了 You know you’re drunk again.
-Nah. -(Rayleen laughs)
-醉了？ -对，他已经成了醉猫 RAMSEY: You’re drunk.
Yeah, he drunk as all hell.
你醉了 还有你，你是我有史以来最好的员工 -You drunk. -Yeah.
And you the best damn employee I ever had.
我是唯一没偷过你的人吧，所以… Well, I’m the only one that hasn’t stole from you, so...
(laughter)
是，我不想让你伤我女儿的心 You know, I-I don’t want you breaking my daughter’s heart.
要是那些臭小孩里有谁说她的不是 她就真会伤心了 Well, it’s gonna break if she let one of those
nasty girls tell her who she is.
是，我不是那个意思 Well, now, that ain’t what I mean.
那你什么意思？ What do you mean?
你可以… You could, uh...
你可以留下，对吧？ you could stay, right?
不行 I can’t.
埃莫里那儿有个职位，我秋天就去
There’s a spot at Emory. I start in the fall.
是 Yeah. All right.
好吧，那我知道了
I-I know. I know.
我知道了
没事，我们没事的 (chuckles): We’ll be fine.
我们都没事的 We’ll be just fine.
双手上举 (quiet chatter)
快点，快上车 RAMSEY: Come on.
BOY: Hurry up!
-快点 -快，上车，上车
RAMSEY: Come on, get on, get on.
别磨磨蹭蹭的，我们得出发了
(indistinct chatter)
给你，亲爱的 WOMAN: Here you go, honey.
Here you go.
拿好，宝贝 WOMAN: Here you go, baby.
-你好吗，德维恩？ -你说呢，老板？ -What it is, Dwayne? -What you say, boss?
哪来的摩托车，德维恩？ 你假释期还没过 Where’d you get that bike? Dwayne, you are on parole.
我会还回去的 听着，我来这儿是保护孩子们的
I’m gonna give it back. I... Look, I’m here for protection.
该死，我只是想做点好事，瑞琳小姐 Yeah, I just, I just want to do
something nice, Miss Rayleen.
亲爱的上帝，保佑我们吧 Dear God, blanket us with protection,
我求上帝 请赐给这些孩子们无所畏惧的一生吧 and I ask, God,
give these children a long life with no fears.
把你心中的爱放到我的心里
that’s on your heart And that you put the love
unto my heart.
要点脸吧，你都不知道自己在说什么 Shut your face up.
You don’t know what you talking about.
我们在玛丽埃特市再会 See you in Marietta.
(grunts excitedly)
(motorcycle engine starts)
(excited chatter outside)
(bus brakes hiss)
(horn honking, engine backfires)
嗨，那是我的摩托车，被他偷走了 Hey, that’s my motorcycle.
He stole that.
（女童子军大会）
(brakes squealing)
好了
All right.
我们到了 Here we are.
(Ramsey grunts)
准备战斗 Prepare for battle.
(chuckles)
(Rayleen sighs)
我要让你们知道 你们都是我的小甜甜 I want y’all to know that y’all my boos.
And I wish I had y’all around
真希望在我又小又傻又可爱的时候 有你们陪在我身边
when I was little and dumb and sweet.
加油，我们铁定能赢的 Come on, we funna win.
我们铁定能赢 -We funna win! Come on. -(light laughter)
加油
(Rayleen chuckles)
Hey.
嗨
嘿，小家伙 "Hey" yourself.
Uh, if I was, um...
如果我…
要是我能参与唱片录制 就能成为很重要的人 If I got on the record, I’d be important.
你就留下陪我
And you’d stay here with me.
Oh, God.
哦，天哪
I’m gonna be all alone again.
-我不想再孤零零的了 -你才没有孤零零呢
You are not alone.
-是的，我有 -你没有
-Yeah, I am. -No...
-你不用非要去录制唱片 -不，我必须 And you don’t need that record.
不，你不用 -No, you don’t. -Yeah, I do.
谁更聪明，是你，还是我？ Who’s smarter, me or you?
-你 -好了，听好 -You. -Right now.
你说话时，就会产生声波 When you speak, it creates a sound wave,
它在空气中振动并不断向外传播
and then it vibrates through the air,
and it keeps traveling out.
也就是说如果有人在倾听地球的声音 他们就会听到你 That means, if someone’s listening
for life on this Earth, they gonna hear you.
你确定真是这样吗？ Are you sure that’s even true?
见鬼，不确定 Shoot, no.
或许不是吧 Probably not.
(sighs)
那你就只能指望 有蠢到家的家伙出现了 Probably all you can wish for
is someone fool enough to show up.
-要我帮忙吗？ -我自己能行
RAMSEY: Hey, you want me to help?
DWAYNE: I got it, I got it.
-我不介意帮一把的 -我自己能行
-RAMSEY: I don’t mind helping. -DWAYNE: I got it.
快抓住后翼，你不能… 你总不想把它们弄弯吧
RAMSEY: Now, the wings, you can’t--
Hey, I don’t want them to bend.
-大埃迪，好了吗？ -好了，很高兴能帮得上忙 -Big Eddie, you got that? -EDDIE: I got it.
-I-I’m cool. I got it. -All right. I’m happy to help.
(kids laughing)
抓住火箭行吗？要下来了，下来了 EDDIE: Hold on to that rocket, all right?
Coming down. Coming down.
-我们走 -要放下来了 -Let’s fall out! -Coming down!
我们今天铁定要踢她们屁股 We funna kick some butt today.
慢点，慢点，别急，慢点 DWAYNE: Slowly, slowly, slowly.
接好了吗？我要放下去了 -Got it? -Pull it on down.
接住了，接住了 I got it, I got it, I got it.
不行，不行了 Oh, oh, oh, I ain’t got it. I ain’t got it.
(laughter, indistinct chatter)
别碰 GIRL: Don’t touch.
闭嘴 Stop.
我们是亚伯达来的第50军团 (indistinct chatter continues)
(gasps) Bed wetter.
尿床精
妈妈，我能去看小矮马吗？
(woman chuckles)
好了，威格利来的第零军团
RAMSEY: All right. Troop Zero, Wiggly.
Oh. (chuckles)
小宝贝儿们，您是…？ Precious. And you are?
军团妈妈拉姆西·弗林特 Oh, uh, Ramsey Flint.
-Troop Mama. -Oh.
真不一般啊 (chuckling): Isn’t that something?
Hmm.
费用带齐了吗？ Did y’all bring your... your fees?
Oh. (laughs) Of course I got it.
-当然带齐了 -对，女童子军没费用可不行
Yeah, that’s part of Jamboree.
给你 (chuckles): Yeah, there you go.
谢谢，帮我数数 Thank you.
I’m gonna need you to count that, please.
我们期待你们这帮小女孩的精彩构造 Well, we look forward
to seeing what you little girls are made of. (chuckles)
有什么问题，小天使？ Uh-huh. What is it, angel?
我们由器官和组织构造而成 We’re made of organs and tissues.
(chuckles)
你们这儿有茅厕吗？ You guys got a latrine here?
我们有茅厕，各处都有，一共八个呢 Mm-hmm, we do have a latrine.
We have about eight latrines all around.
都是小女孩专用的，你得委屈一下了 They are made for little girls,
so you’re gonna have to squeeze in there.
我在树丛里就行 I could just use the woods.
别在树丛里 Do not use the woods. I repeat,
-再说一遍，别在树丛里 -好吧，好吧
-do not use the woods. -All right. All right.
你们还有排练时间 Well, y’all have some time to rehearse,
四点的时候在帐篷里集合 and then we will see you over in the tent at 4:00.
-我们走 -四点秀场见 Let’s fall out.
See you by 4:00 for the show. (chuckles)
百灵鸟们，向那个帐篷飞去吧 因为女童子军大会到处是欢乐和才华 Fly, Birdies, to that tent,
’cause at Jamboree, fun and talent abound.
别被欢乐冲昏了头脑 因为评委要给你们每个人打分的 Don’t get too loose with that fun, though,
’cause you are being judged.
尽情欢乐吧 -Let’s have a blast. -(feedback squealing)
四点在帐篷不见不散 The tent at 4:00.
他们都是评委，知道吗？好好表现 They are judging us. Do you understand?
Act right.
(quiet chatter)
百灵鸟们，女童子军大会欢迎你们 Welcome, Birdies, to Jamboree.
-(laughs) Oh. -(applause, cheering)
Yes.
好
好了 Now...
你们来到这里都不容易 但接下来的路将更加艰难 you have all worked so hard to get here,
and that work is not gonna stop now,
因为这里，这里人才济济群英荟萃 because this... this is the place
where we’re gonna see the best of the best.
谁知道呢？ And who knows? There may be a little bit of
或许在这里你还能赢得国际声誉
international prestige in with this as well.
还是第一次 -(applause) -Uh, Dr. Persad.
地球上年轻的女士们齐聚于此 Young ladies are here on this Earth
to create beauty wherever they set their feet.
为她们驻足的每个角落播种美好
来吧，让我们见识见识你们的才华 So go on, now.
Show us your gifts.
有请来自莫尔特利的第28军团 为我们拉开大会序幕
We’re gonna begin with Troop 28 from Moultrie.
表演现在开始 Let’s do this. (chuckles)
(cheering, applause)
咚咚咚，谁呀？
Knock-knock. Who’s there?
我是圣灵 -(chuckles) The Holy Spirit. -MAN: Amen.
来欣赏艾伯塔的第17军团 带来的精彩吧
Y’all, get ready for Troop 17 from Alberta.
| Am I a soldier of the cross
| A follower of the lamb
And shall I fear... -(applause)
女童子军大会的招牌表演 就不用介绍了吧 The reigning champions of Jamboree need no introduction.
有请来自威格利的第五军团 Please welcome Troop Five from Wiggly.
(cheering and applause)
(upbeat music playing)
(rhythmic tapping)
-铁定要吐吗，安妮·克莱尔？ -我一见陌生人就会紧张 You funna puke, Anne-Claire?
I get nervous in front of strangers.
听着，要是你铁定要吐，就伸出手 我们不管谁都会拉住你的手，好吗？
Look, you funna puke,
just reach out, and one of us will hold your hand, okay?
(music ends, crowd cheering)
不管怎么样，歌都要唱 Whatever you do, don’t lose the song.
我们能行的，小甜甜 We got this, boos.
你们都是我的小甜甜 -Y’all my boos. -(chuckling)
行了，别肉麻了 All right, quit.
铁定要恶心我
Funna give me lice.
真是难得 How precious. (chuckles)
Oh, you still ain’t got no eye.
你还是没眼睛啊
你还是没才华呢，你这条毒蛇精 Well, you ain’t got no talent, you snake from hell!
-(girls gasping) -Come on.
-走 -下一个上台的是我们的新军团
EMCEE: Next up, we have a new troop.
这个军团号
a number that I didn’t know A troop that is, uh,
直至今天我都不知道真有这个号
was a real number (laughs) until today.
我们有请威格利来的第零军团
Please welcome, uh,
-Troop Zero from Wiggly. -(applause)
-RAMSEY: Yeah! (whoops) -RAYLEEN: All right!
Come on!
(cheering, whistling)
(crowd murmuring)
(intro to David Bowie’s "Space Oddity" plays)
♪地面指挥呼叫汤姆船长♪ | Ground Control to Major Tom
♪地面指挥呼叫汤姆船长♪
| Ground Control to Major Tom
她们怎么还唱上了？ -(quiet laughter) -Why are they singing?
♪服下蛋白质药片，带上头盔♪
| Take your protein pills
| And put your helmet on
那个是男孩？
-(whispers): Is that a boy? -Ten.
-十、九、八 -♪地面指挥呼叫汤姆船长♪
-JOSEPH: Ground Control -Nine.
To Major Tom -Eight. Seven.
七、六
-Six. Five. Commencing countdown
-♪倒计时开始，启动引擎♪ -五、四
-(laughter) Engines on
Four.
三、二 -Three. -(sighs)
Two.
-♪检查点火装置♪ -一
-JOSEPH: Check ignition -One.
-♪愿上帝与你同在♪ -发射 And may God’s love -Liftoff!
| Be with you
♪这里是地面指挥，呼叫汤姆船长♪
| This is Major Tom to Ground Control
♪我正一步步穿过舱门♪ | I’m stepping through the door
♪以奇妙的方式漂浮着♪
| And I’m floating in a most
Peculiar way -(chuckling)
很不一样嘛 -Well, this is unusual. And the stars
♪今日的星尘看起来也如此不同♪
| Look very different today
是，她很不一样 Yeah, she’s unusual.
♪这里是地面指挥，呼叫汤姆船长♪ This is Ground Control -(laughter)
| To Major Tom
-♪你干得真不错♪ -太逊了
You’ve really made the grade -GIRL: You stink!
-♪媒体都想知道♪ -滚下去，你们这些怪胎 And the papers -Get off the stage, you weirdos!
| Want to know whose shirts
-♪你穿了哪只球队的球衣♪ -管好自己的嘴巴，小女孩
You wear -RAMSEY: Watch your mouth, girl.
独眼怪物
-One-eyed freak! -(laughter)
住口 Now it’s time -Shh. Stop it.
(quietly): To leave the capsule...
♪…出舱…♪
(distorted, echoing laughter)
GIRL: Hey, bed wetter!
嘿，尿床精！
他不是女孩！ GIRL: He’s not a girl!
音乐停下吧 Huh-uh. Uh, s-stop that music.
(music stops)
别放弃，老大 Don’t give up, boss.
(crowd murmuring, groaning)
真恶心 GIRL: Ew. That is disgusting.
(laughter, murmuring)
怪胎秀
-太恶心了 -哦，天哪
(gasping)
GIRL: Get off the stage.
音乐放起来 You turn that back on.
-快放啊 -瑞琳，行了，别这样 -Turn that back on. -Rayleen, stop.
Enough.
我叫克里斯默丝·弗林特 My name is Christmas Flint.
我是来自人类的女孩儿 I am a human female.
有时候我一紧张就会尿裤子 Sometimes I pee myself when I get nervous.
不知道为什么 I don’t know why.
我也不想的 I don’t want to.
我只想让你们知道 I just want to tell you...
I hope...
我希望
我希望你们都能过上好的生活 ...hope you live a good life.
希望你们都有朋友
And I hope you have a friend.
希望你们拥有我所拥有的一切 I hope you got everything I got.
(sighs)
地面指挥呼叫汤姆船长 | Ground Control to Major Tom
你的电路装置停止运行了，出问题了 | Your circuit’s dead
| There’s something wrong
你能听到吗，汤姆船长？ | Can you hear me, Major Tom?
哦，天哪 -(crowd gasping) -PIPER: Oh, my God!
你能听到吗，汤姆船长？
-(gags) -(music resumes) -They nasty!
Can you hear me, Major Tom? -They nasty!
你能听到吗，汤姆船长？
| Can you hear me, Major Tom?
-不不不 -你能听到吗，汤姆船长？
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
| Can you hear me, Major Tom?
(crowd gasping)
你能听到吗，汤姆船长？
| Can you hear me, Major Tom?
你能听到吗，汤姆船长？ | Can you hear me, Major Tom?
你能听到吗，汤姆船长？ -(Smash giggling) -(crowd gasps, groans)
-(both laughing) Can you hear me, Major Tom?
你能听到吗，汤姆船长？
| Can you hear me, Major Tom?
(upbeat instrumental playing)
耶！ (laughing, cheering)
(whooping)
耶！
(yells)
耶！ -(laughs) Yeah! -(whooping)
(grunts)
(laughing)
(whooping)
耶！
好！
(music ends, cheering and applause)
(scoffs)
好！
耶！ -Yeah! -(whoops)
(Rayleen whooping)
哦，我的小甜甜，杀杀杀！ Oh, my boos! Kill, kill, kill!
无敌！ Solid gold!
好！ Yeah! That’s my boy.
好样的
(squealing, laughing)
(laughing, applause continues)
太好了！
哦，我们美丽的百灵鸟们
Oh, my beautiful Birdies.
我们今天见识了不少好的榜样 We have seen some examples today:
of how to be...
和不好的榜样 and how not to be. (chuckles)
Y’all, we’ve come to possibly
现在就是本次大会最激动人心的时刻
the most exciting part of the day.
由珀赛德博士为我们颁奖
Dr. Persad is gonna hand out the awards.
有请珀赛德博士 Here he is. Dr. Persad.
(applause)
(applause ends)
每个军团都让我们很受感动 We were really touched by the courage every troop showed.
这真的是个很艰难的决定 因为整体而言 It wasn’t an easy call to make, because...
what does "the best" even mean in the big picture?
“最好”的定义是什么？
谁来决定什么好什么不好 什么最值得嘉奖？ Who decides what’s good, what’s worth it?
谁知道呢？ Who knows?
今年女童子军大奖得主 The winner of this year’s Jamboree...
和声音能传出外太空的是 and the troop whose voice will go into outer space
来自威格利的第五军团 -is Troop Five from Wiggly. -(cheering)
祝贺你们
Congratulations to our ambassadors of the human race.
我们人类的大使…
你没事吧，小甜甜？ You all right, boo?
如果真有外星人，他们会知道你们的 PERSAD: If there’s life out there, they’ll know about you.
干得好
谢谢你，祝贺第五军团 EMCEE: Thank you, and congratulations to Troop Five.
闪烁的百灵鸟们，你们太棒了 You sparkly Birdies. (laughs)
You sequined lovelies.
哦，太鼓舞人心了 Oh, inspiring, inspiring.
-真是太鼓舞人心了 -祝贺你们 How inspiring in all capital letters...
Congratulations.
-我真为你们骄傲… -你不会有事吧，克里斯默丝？
You gonna be okay, Christmas?
-哦，当然了 -就是最棒的 -Oh, heck yeah. -EMCEE: Simply the best.
-你呢？ -我们为的就是今天 -And that’s what we’re -You?
你们遥遥领先 打败了这里的所有对手 working for here at Jamboree: to be clearly the best
and to clearly beat everyone else here,
没错，各位 and they did it, y’all.
好了，珀赛德先生 能开始录音了吗？
Now, Mr. Persad, can you please record?
(girls laughing)
给我吸一口 Can you give me a puff?
谁来致辞？ PERSAD: So, who’ll come up for the statement?
准备好就可以开始了 Whenever you’re ready.
“你好，我们是地球来的孩子” Greetings from the children of planet Earth.
希望你在法学院踢了所有人屁股 I hope you kick everybody’s ass in law school.
PIPER: The human race is beautiful and peaceful...
-…和平 -别提了
Hmm. Sure. (scoffs)
我们希望这段录音…
-不过你会的 -…告诉你们我们是谁 You will, though.
PIPER: ...tells you who we were. (giggles)
别理他们 Don’t take shit from anybody.
(scattered applause, whooping)
谢谢，派珀 EMCEE: Thank you, Piper.
完美的百灵鸟致辞 What a perfect representation of a Birdie. (chuckles)
让我的内心无比温馨 That just warms up my heart.
不了，都给你吧
No, you can finish it.
你擅长这个 You always did.
…我们唱起来
EMCEE: ...and raise our voices in song.
一起唱出那首百灵鸟之歌 Let’s do that Birdie anthem, y’all.
♪我们友好善良，我们待人真诚♪ | We’re good, we’re kind EMCEE and TROOP FIVE:
| We’re sweet to those we find
♪我们活泼美丽，为了全人类♪
| We’re beautiful and loving
| For the sake of all mankind
♪我们同情不幸，弱者及苦难者♪ | We pity the less lucky ones
| The weak and the begrimed
♪被好运遗弃的人♪ | Those that good fortune left behind
(Ramsey sighing)
♪用勇敢用真心，真诚相待♪
| Be brave, be true
(fading): In everything you do...
(Ramsey sighs)
怎么了，老大？ What it is, boss.
我为你骄傲，汤姆船长 I’m proud of you, Major Tom.
(birds chirping, insects buzzing)
我想妈妈了 I miss Mama.
我知道我不该和你说 I know I’m not supposed to tell you that.
可我真的很想她 But I miss her.
(faint applause in distance)
我…
Hey, um...
你什么都可以和我说 you can tell me anything.
没有什么你不能告诉老板的 Ain’t nothing you can’t tell the boss man.
要是能给你换回她，让我做什么都行 I’d do anything if you could have her.
但现在只能是你和我了，克里斯默丝 But it’s... it’s gonna have to be just you and me, Christmas.
看来只能这样了 Just the way it’s got to be, I guess.
我希望我…
I wish I, uh...
我希望我能做得更好
I wish I could be better.
不 Nah.
你和我 You and me...
我们无敌 we’re solid gold.
(both chuckling)
我们是啤酒之王 We’re the King of Beers.
(Ramsey chuckles)
啤酒之王 King of Beers. (laughs)
Mmm.
无敌 Solid gold.
("Johnny B. Goode" by Chuck Berry playing)
(kids whooping, laughing)
| Deep down in Louisiana
Close to New Orleans -Ah, yeah!
| Way back up in the woods Among the evergreens
| There stood a log cabin Made of earth and wood
| Where lived a country boy Named Johnny B. Goode...
我们没赢，不过也没关系 CHRISTMAS: We didn’t win, but it don’t matter none,
因为德维恩偷来了第五军团的奖杯
’cause Dwayne stole the trophies from Troop Five.
| Go, Johnny, go, go
| Johnny B. Goode...
看！ There!
(song fades)
太酷了 Hot damn.
你们收到所有信号的时候 或许就能知道我们的存在了
CHRISTMAS: When all the signals have been received,
maybe you will know about us.
声波能传播对吧？ Sound waves travel, right?
外星人有我们一样小里小气的标准？ 不会的
Think aliens have the same petty standards that we do?
Hell no.
他们会听到你们的 They gonna hear you.
说吧 Go on.
-我在这里 -我在这里 I’m here.
-I’m here. -JOSEPH: I’m here.
-我在这里 -我在这儿
HELL-NO: Here I am.
我在这里
I’m here.
我在这儿 Here I am.
(chuckles)
我希望你们幸福平安 I hope you always safe and warm
and dry and have foods always.
永远有吃有喝
说得好，不了 Nice, Hell-No.
我希望你们拥有一切美好 上帝保佑你们 I hope you have everything good,
in Christ Jesus’ name.
我希望你们有格拉迪斯骑士、 阿瑞莎·富兰克林和佛莱迪·摩克瑞 I hope you have Gladys Knight
and Aretha Franklin and Freddie Mercury.
我希望你们有妈妈 I hope you got Mama.
希望你们能保护好她 I hope you keep her safe.
(meteors whooshing)
(chuckles)
(gasps)
继续，你会永远被人铭记的 RAYLEEN: Now on,
you gonna be permanent.
现在已经是了 You already are.
我在这里！ I am here!
我在这里！
-I’m here! -I’m here!
我在这里！
(all shouting)
我在这儿！ -I’m here. -Here I am!
-我在这里 -我也在这儿
I’m here, too.
我们都在这儿！ KIDS: We’re here!
-我在这里 -我在这里
-I’m here! -I’m here.
我们都在这儿！
We’re here!
-我们在这儿！ -我们在这儿！ -We’re here! -We’re here!
我们在这儿！
我们上了那张唱片 所以我知道你们一定能听到我 CHRISTMAS: We got on that record,
so I know you’re gonna hear me.
我想说的是 What I want to say is this:
我希望你们和我一样有朋友 I hope you got friends like mine.
像不了、约瑟夫、小史曼丝 和我的小甜甜安妮·克莱尔
Like Hell-No, Joseph,
little Smash, and my boo Anne-Claire.
(steady beeping, "Alima Song" playing)
希望你们能感受到我们的热情和活力
I hope you see us for all our bursting treasure.
我和瑞琳小姐
Me and Miss Rayleen.
老板和茸茸 Boss man and Fluffy.
我们都在这里 We’ll be right here.
("Starman" by David Bowie playing)
| There’s a starman waiting in the sky
| He’d like to come and meet us
| But he thinks he’d blow our minds
| There’s a starman waiting in the sky
| He’s told us not to blow it
| ’Cause he knows it’s all worthwhile
| He told me, Let the children lose it
| Let the children use it
| Let all the children boogie
| La, la, la, la-la
| La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la
| La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la
| La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la
| La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la
| La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la
| La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la
| La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la
| La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la
| La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la
(fading): La, la, la-la...
你好，我们是地球来的孩子 CHRISTMAS: Hello from the children of planet Earth.
(children speaking greetings in various languages)
(greetings continue in various languages)
(greetings end)