[thunder crackles]
-Whoa, this isn't the kitchen.
What's going on?
-Hello, Orange.
-Hey, I know that voice.
-I was hoping you and I could play another game.
-Yay! It's Emo clown!
Hey, are we gonna play Twister?
That's my favorite game.
-No, Orange.
The name of this game is Deathtrap.
-Cool, what kind of deathtrap?
-I'm glad you asked.
-Is it a water bed filled with piranhas?
-No.
-Killer bees in a piñata?
-No, that one never works.
-Oh, is it a drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw?
-What?
-A drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw.
-Die, you bloody poofs!
[laughs evilly]
-No!
How did that even get in here?
-Well, what is it?
-Oh, Orange, don't you see?
The deathtrap is you.
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-I'm not a deathtrap; I'm an orange.
-No one has ever escaped me...
except for you.
That's why I have chosen you to become
my apprentice.
-Apprentice?
What are you? Donald Trump? [laughs]
No. Today, you will help me by annoying my victim to death.
-What are you talking about?
-Whoa, where am I?
-Whoa.
-Hello, Marshmallow.
Want to play a game?
-Oh, yes. I love games.
-Everyone loves games.
-And I love everyone.
Yay!
-Yes, all right Orange.
Your time to annoy him to death has come.
Now, begin.
-Miss.
-No, begin.
-Nope. My turn.
B-2.
-What?
-B-3?
-No.
-B-5.
-Hey, you sunk my battleship.
[both laugh]
[Jigsaw groans]
-Hey, hey Fluffyface, you will like a mini-pillow.
[laughs]
-Oh, yeah?
Well, you sound like a chipmunks riding a rainbow.
[laughs]
-It's funny 'cause I do.
[laughter]
-Everybody shut up.
-Geez.
Who cut off Jigsaw's funny bone?
[laughs]
-No, don't annoy me.
Annoy him.
-[tune of This Old Man] I'm an Orange
You're a mime
Jigsaw's so boring, it's a crime
[laughs, Marshmallow giggles]
-That's it.
I see my apprentice requires further training.
Let this be a lesson for both of you.
-Whoa!
-No! Not squeaky fun guy!
-Oh, that tickles.
[both laugh]
-Stop laughing.
-[giggling] Oh, it tickles.
-Hey, the Donald's gonna take another stab at it.
[laughs]
-Come on, you stupid thing.
-Stop. Do it again.
-I knew it.
I knew this wouldn't work.
[growls]
Orange, you're fired.
-Whoa, you really are the Donald. [laughs]
-And you, Marshmallow.
You're roasted.
-Whoa!
I feel all gooey!
-Marshmallow, you're a real hothead now. [laughs]
-Stop laughing.
-Whoa, you really lit a fire under me. [giggles]
-Hey, hey, stop it Donald.
I don't think he can take any s'more.
[both laugh]
-That's it.
I'm out of here.
Can't take it anymore.
I need to get a new job.
-Hey, where's Jigsaw going?
We were just getting warmed up.
[both laugh]
-Well thank goodness, they scared that guy away.
I didn't like where this whole thing was headed.
[all yelling]