嗨，埃文先生 hi mister Evan
抱歉让你失望了 sorry to disappoint you
不，你没有，我以为是我们回家 no you didn't i thought it was our coming home
艾尔半岛 al al
甜心甜心甜心 al sweet sweet al
大家都好吗 how is al doing good
他答应帮我照顾我爸爸和扎尔戈·奎恩 he promised to help me with my papa and zalgo queen
这么多不同的生活，我在这里看到了印度人 so many different lives and here i saw Indians
我们只是印度人 were just Indians
你知道牛仔印第安人 you know coboys Indians
是的 yes
美国人有一些非常有趣的社会等级制度 there's some very interesting social hierarchies among American
印度人根本不需要帮助 Indians need any help at all i
我要说完了，不过还是谢谢你，埃文斯先生 i'll say it end but thank you anyway mr Evans
做 do
你到底在说什么 what the hell are you talking about
我看到你看她的眼神了 i see the way you look at her
哦，拜托，伙计 oh come on man
我只是想帮那个女孩 i'm just trying to help the girl out
她有一种天生的历史感 she has her very natural sense of history
她真的很了解背景故事 she really catches on to the backstory
或者更糟的方式 or worse what the way
她看着你 she looks at you
听的人 listen man
我不会犯你那种错误，我自己也会犯，相信我 i don't make your kind of mistakes i make my own and believe me
这不是其中之一 this ain't one of them
别这样，你会毁了你的婚姻的 don't do it you'll ruin your marriage
一些你很了解的事情 something you know a lot about huh
去你妈的 fuck you out
去你妈的 fuck you been
这些都很不错 these are pretty good
我喜欢这些 i like these
所以你不做家教了 so you're not gonna tutor
像往常一样，我们今晚的极限射击 our little extreme shootin'tonight like you usually do
哦，得了吧，丹娜 oh come on Dana
我只是想时不时地帮你弄明白 i'm just trying to help figure out from time to time mmm
好吧 well
你不觉得历史系的系主任会 don't you think the chair of the history department might
有比辅导新生更好的事吗 have something better to than tutor freshman
你可能是对的 well you're probably right
我应该找个研究生 i should get one of the grad students
如果学校来找她嘿 if the college come over to her hey
甚至可能开始一段浪漫的恋情 might even start a little romance
哦，你现在是个小媒人了 oh you're a little matchmaker now
我是个小媒人 i'm a little matchmaker
嘿，所以我唯一想做的相亲就是和你在一起五分钟 hey so only matchmaking i want to do is with you at five minutes
哦 oh well
快点把它们洗了 hurry up and wash them
你去过中国吗 did you go to China
哦 oh
我们应该让她洗碗 we should have her washing dishes
我们走了这么远干什么 what are we doing this far
不好意思，我们做过文化体验吗 sorry the did we do that cultural experience
女孩试图杀戮 girl tried to slay
哦，不相信我，不相信我 oh no trust me no trust me
这是洗盘子 it is wash the dish
那副手套太让我兴奋了 those gloves are turning me on too much
他们是哦耶 are they oh yeah
哦，你喜欢这些小手套 oh you like these little gloves
哦，那些手套 oh those gloves
这些手套我有安排，回头见 i have plans for these gloves so later with you oh
你知道变蓝吗 do you know get blue
哦，顽皮的专业人士 oh naughty professional
我计划的时候你能想到吗 can you think when i plan
这些该死的搞笑 these fucking hilarious
来吧 come on
哦，为了她的快乐，把它连在一起 oh rib for her pleasure and double joint it
太哦 too oh
自负的那个给我那个盘子洗那个盘子 cocky that give me that dish wash that dish
洗那个盘子 wash that dish
快点 hurry up
快点，快点 hurry up hurry up
洗碗 and wash that dish
好的，看起来很干净 okay that looks clean
我说他妈的好吃 and i say fuck delicious
哦哦 oh oh
哦，你把这个脱了 oh you're taking this off
是的 yeah
哦，别脱了，过来 oh keep it on come here
哦，看看卧室里的这个派对 oh look at this party to the bedroom
是的 yeah
嘿嘿 hey hey
你好吗? how are you good
你知道我在想 um you know i was thinking
将来可能会更好 it might be better in the future for appearances
如果我们真的只有你 if we actually just got you
大学里的家庭教师 a tutor from the college
我有个很好的研究生叫丹尼尔 i have this really good graduate student named Daniel
真是个好人 really nice guy
事实上，他可能是我最好的学生之一 actually he's one of my best students i probably ever had
这是他的电话号码 here's his number
我跟他谈过你吗 um have i talked to him about you
他很乐意和你说话 and he's more than happy to talk to you
没有 no
你不喜欢我 you don't like me
没有 no
哦,不 oh no
不，我不是那样想的 no it's not like that i do
只是看起来你知道自己是个学生 it's just it's appearances you know you're a student
我是个教授 i'm a professor
只是有点亮 it's just a little bright um
但你应该给他打个电话 but you should give him a call really good
我喜欢这样 i like it this way
你知道我也是 you know i do too
但如果这只是表象 but i it's just again as appearances
我希望我们真的不能那样做给他打个电话 i hope we really can't do that give him a call
如果不成功 if it doesn't work out
我们会给你找其他人的 we'll find you someone else okay
我保证你会喜欢他的你应该给他打个电话抱歉 promise you're gonna like him you should give him a call sorry
我有葡萄和报纸，我要进去 i got a grapes and papers i'll be inside
哈喽 哈喽
你好 hello
有人在家 anyone home
搞什么鬼 what the fuck out
出去，给我滚进来 out get the fuck in here
出 out
马上给我进来 get in here right now
这一切都是乱糟糟的这些东西是怎么到这里来的 it's all the commotion just how the fuck did these get here
我怎么可能知道得很清楚 how the hell should i know well
他们肯定不是我的 they sure as fuck aren't mine well
它们也不是我的 they're not mine either
我知道那个混蛋是谁我知道什么 i know that asshole whose are they i know what
我知道我刚把它们放在这里，这是她的，不是吗 i know i just put them here it's hers aren't they when when
你什么时候上的她 when did you fuck her
从来没有 never
你为什么要说出来 why would you even say something
我不是芬恩，我不会到处乱搞的 like that i'm not Finn i don't sleep around like that well
他是你的朋友 he's your friend
我他妈不会冷静下来的 down i'm not gonna fucking calm down
你们他妈的是朋友 you are fucking friends
我不能做任何事，我一直对你很忠诚 i can't do anything i've been loyal to you
真他妈不敢相信你 cannot fucking believe you right now
我不明白为什么 i don't understand why oh
我跟你一点关系都没有，你最好适应一下 i have nothing to do with you you better get comfortable with
床上，你得到沙发上来 bed you gotta be coming on the fucking couch
和你的屁股伙伴一起 together with your fucking butt buddy
哦，是的，他们把我踢起来了 oh yeah they're kicking me up yeah
我得睡沙发我们不能睡沙发 i have to sleep on the couch we're not sleeping on the couch
你他妈有什么毛病 what the fuck is wrong with you
听着，你现在就得进去 well like hell listen you're gonna go in there right now
你得解释清楚你做了什么 and you're gonna explain exactly what you did
你怎么这么坏 why are you so bad
告诉我你为什么这么坏，笨蛋 answer me why are you so bad dummy
什么 what
你他妈别过来 don't you fucking come here
你他妈的为什么不过来 why don't you fucking come here
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