翻譯：原力可樂 壓制：最後一罐可樂
我馬上到 I'll be there.
十 九 八 七 Ten, nine, eight, seven,
六 五 四 six, five, four,
月行者
三 二 一 three, two, one,
零 zero.
我知道我沒必要跟你說這個 I know I don't have to tell you this,
但我們今晚要幹好一點 but we need a good one tonight.
比過去的都要好 More than ever.
迪卡唱片公司的瑞克 蓋布勒現在應該來了 Rick gabler from decca is supposed to show up.
這是我們千載難逢的好機會 This could be our chance to be signed by a big label.
這會是我們表現的好機會 This is going to be our kind of audience.
所以我們來驚艷他們吧 So, let's give them what they want.
好的 All right.
還有格倫 如果你唱歌的時候 And Glen, if you could try not to touch yourself
手不要亂摸那就最好了 while you're singing, that would be great.
什麼 What?
但這是我的標誌性動作 強尼 But it's my signature move, jonny.
你知道的 You know it.
老實說吧 夥計 大家都覺得很噁心 Honestly, mate, it makes everyone feel sick.
求你別做了 Please don't do it.
他們都很喜歡 強尼 They love it, jonny!
你其實很喜歡的 You like it, really.
其實這比音樂更有價值 That's worth more than music, actually.
這是我們的大日子 This is our fucking day.
我們使出渾身解數吧 Let's give 100% out there.
好了 開始吧 All right, let's do this!
給我們個吻 Give us a kiss.
這樣 保羅 我知道我說過兩個星期 Look, Paul, i know I said two weeks,
但我跟你說這樂隊才剛開始 but I'm telling you, this band is on the verge.
今晚演唱會後錢就會源源不盡了 After tonight's gig, the money is going to start pouring in.
不 我不是賊 No, I'm not a thief.
我只是需要多一點時間 I just need a little bit more time.
在我公寓裡嗎 In my flat?
要砍了我的雙手 To cut my hands off?
我的蛋蛋 My balls?
沒錯 Yeah. Yeah.
我們是黃色流氓 我們要帶給你們愛 We are the yellow blackguards and we bring you love!
他媽的傻逼混蛋 Fucking cunty bastards!
強尼 Jonny!
媽的 Shit!
強尼 Jonny!
我怎麼知道他們把嬉皮士之夜 How was I to know they randomly changed
隨便改成計劃生育之夜 hippie night into inbred retard night?
你是我們的經紀人 You're our manager.
你他媽的應該知道這種事情的 You're supposed to fucking know these things.
說真的 強尼 I mean, seriously, jonny.
不能再這樣繼續了 夥計 This can't go on, mate.
什麼不能繼續 What can't go on?
這一切 This, you know.
你承諾我們會想辦法讓我們成功的 You promising to deliver and us somehow
但總是搞砸了 always ending up in the shitter.
為了我們的命拚命逃 Having to run for our lives.
你不能為了這個責怪我啊 You can't possibly blame me for this.
好吧 不只是這個 All right, it's not just this. It's...
其實所有都有問題 Actually, it's everything.
就像 舉個例子 Like, all right, example.
你說我們會做我們的搖滾歌劇多久了 How long have you been saying that we're going to do my rock opera?
因為我沒看見有搖滾歌劇 我在跟進了 Because I don't see no rock opera. I'm working on it.
還有嗎 好吧 我們一直演出了3年 What else? All right. We've been gigging for three years
而我還沒啪啪啪 and I'm still not getting laid.
這才是你最耿耿於懷的 不是嗎 And that's what it's all about for you, isn't it, Glen?
- 啪啪啪 - 在某程度來說 是的 - Getting laid. - Partly. Yes.
我是樂隊裡的主唱 I'm the lead singer in a band.
這些詩歌般的歌詞都是我寫的 I write all these fucking amazing poetic lyrics as well.
你滾吧 亨利 奶奶的奶頭 You're off, Henry, grandma's nipples,
帶我去動物園 我很喜歡那只犀牛 take me to the zoo, i fancy that rhino.
我很抱歉 強尼 但我們需要另一個經紀人 Look, I'm sorry, jonny, but we're going to need another manager.
什麼 這太荒唐了 What? That's ridiculous.
有兩個經紀人該聽誰的 How is it going to work with two managers?
不 不是再多找一個 是找一個不同的 No, not like another manager, like a different one.
但這太傻了 我才剛和你簽約了 But that's insane. I'm just about to get you signed.
而我只是要求再給兩天時間來解決問題 And all I'm asking for is two more days to sort it out.
好吧 Okay.
好 兩天 Fine. Two days.
但之後我們就離開這裡了 But then we are fucking out of here.
我們準備要走大運了 你看著吧 Our luck is going to change. You'll see.
馬勒戈壁 強尼 Oh, for fuck's sake, jonny!
我相信這個國家會確保它自己 I believe that this nation should commit itself
能夠在這個十年前 to achieving the goal, before this decade is out,
實現讓人登陸月球 of landing a man on the moon...
扯蛋 Bullshit.
你知道 我們現在已經開發了 As you know, we've been developing
我們的太空計劃有一段時間了 our space program for some time now,
我們的阿波羅11號任務計劃在10天時間裡上月球 planning our 11th Apollo mission to the moon in 10 days' time.
但問題是 The trouble is...
我們還不知道到底上不上得了去 We still don't have a clue whether the thing's going to make it or not.
我一直都很清楚這是我們的最後機會 It's been made only too clear to me that this is our last shot.
而且這意味著俄羅斯人會有機會 And that means the Russians will have a clear run
先上到月球 to get to the moon first.
而你知道如果俄羅斯人先上到月球 And do you know what happens if the Russians happen
會有什麼事發生嗎 to make it to the moon first?
我們會像一群傻屌似的給滅了 We're going to wind up looking like a bunch of dicks, that's what.
你有看過一個叫2001太空漫遊的電影嗎 You ever seen a movie called 2001: A space odyssey ?
這電影導演叫斯坦利 庫布裡克 Made by this film director geek called Stanley kubrick.
都是講太空傻逼玩意 All set in space and shit.
一點也不真實 但電影很精彩 Doesn't make a goddamn bit of sense, but it looks terrific.
現在 我們一直要求我們自己事是這樣的 Now, the thing we've been asking ourselves is this.
如果我們有一個人能把一切 If we've got a guy that can make things
都搞得像他們在月球上 look like they're on the moon,
那麼不就等於... then doesn't it make sense to...
拍個假裝登月的電影 You know, film a pretend moon landing?
只是預防真的登月不成功 Just in case the real one doesn't work.
我們送阿波羅上太空 We send Apollo into space.
如果他們登月了... If they land...
很好 Great.
如果不成功 我們讓他們環繞月球的時候 If not, we let them circle around the moon
我們就播放庫布裡克的畫面 while we broadcast kubrick's images.
好了 那麼計劃是這樣的 Okay, so, here's the plan.
我們幫你在倫敦跟斯坦利 庫布裡克的 We've set up a little meeting for you in London
代理人約了會面 with Stanley kubrick's agent.
他以為是跟一個好萊塢的製片人見面 He's expected to meet with a Hollywood producer
一個對他的當事人有很重要項目的人 who has an important project for his client.
跟庫布裡克見面 說服他 Meet with kubrick. Convince him.
這手提包裡有足夠的錢 There's enough money in this briefcase
讓任何人變成一個愛國者 to turn anyone into a patriot.
- 你看起來不怎麼開心啊 - 問題是 長官 - You don't look happy. - The thing is, sir...
我只是... I just...
花了3年時間在越南的特種部隊 Spent the last three years in special operations in Vietnam.
我以為我會獲准休假 I was led to believe that i would be given leave.
我明白 誰會想去倫敦 Look, I get it. Who wants to go to London,
到處都是嬉皮士和同性戀者 be surrounded by a bunch of hippies and homosexuals?
但你必須要知道 But the thing you have to know is this,
不是所有英國男人都是搞基的 not all englishmen are actually queer.
他們只是外貌和行為像基佬 They just look and act queer.
所以你不用太擔心被爆菊 So, you don't have to worry about that.
還有其他問題嗎 Any other questions?
有 長官 Yes, sir.
這聽起來像是個相當大的行動 It sounds like a rather large operation.
我們要怎麼保守這個秘密 How are we going to keep this secret?
我們就學埃及人那樣 We'll do what the Egyptians did.
把創造者埋葬在金字塔裡 Bury the architects inside the pyramid.
- 創造者 - 創造者 - The architects? - The architects.
這是個比喻 It's a metaphor.
好吧 Oh, right.
所以你要我把所有人給殺了 So you want me to kill everyone.
媽的 Oh, fuck.
他媽的吉米 亨德裡斯 Jimi fucking Hendrix.
他媽的渣渣 Fucking shit.
你還好嗎 強尼 You all right, jonny?
是你畫的嗎 Did you do that?
你怎麼想的 What do you think?
但那傢伙看起來很像你 不是嗎 The guy looks like you, though. Doesn't he?
當然看起來像我 Of course it looks like me.
如果我不還錢給打鐵佬就是我了 That's me if I don't pay back the ironmonger.
打鐵佬 The ironmonger?
你是瘋了嗎 強尼 Are you mad in the head, jonny?
他用鈍器把人的丁丁砍出來了 He chops people's willies off with rusty tools.
那有可能是你 你的丁丁 That could be you, your Willy.
我知道 里昂 I know that, Leon.
我的樂隊需要錢 I needed the money for the band.
我只是要讓他們簽合同 I just got to get them signed,
之後我就能還清打鐵佬的賬 then I can pay back the ironmonger.
然後一切都會恢復正常了 Then everything will be fine again. Oh.
你知道 往好的一面想 Well, you know, on the bright side,
- 這不可能更糟糕了 - 沒錯 里昂 it couldn't get much worse. Yeah, all right, Leon.
我意思是 你好不容易才找到個樂隊 I mean, you've barely got a pot to piss in.
如果你樂隊沒了 你就回去等救濟了 If you lose the band, you'll be back on the breadlines.
說夠了 里昂 他媽的 All right, Leon. For fuck's sake.
我要去見德裡克 凱了 I'm going to go see Derek kaye.
他是唯一能幫到我的人 He's the one man that can help me.
這地方怎麼這麼亂 How's this place got all messy?
那麼我跟她說 我說... So, I said to her, i said...
我說 在我踢它出去之前把你的貓 I said, get your pussy out of my Aston Martin
拿出去我的阿斯頓 馬丁 before I kick it out.
踢它出去 Kick it out. Meow!
你是美國人 不是嗎 You're an American, aren't you?
一個美國人 An American.
一個美國佬 A yankee.
我真笨拙 請原諒我 I'm so clumsy, mumsy me.
- 不 我來擦 - 不用了 - No, no, please. - Please.
- 不 - 不用了 - Oh no. - Please.
我們需要餐巾 We need napkins!
不 聽著 價錢合適了我們可以再談 No, look, listen,we can talk about this when the money's right.
因為其他 Because other--
- 不 - 是的 - no! - Oh yeah.
我再回你電話 I'll call you back.
- 你好 德裡克 - 你在這幹什麼 - Hi, Derek. - What are you doing here?
我可以跟你談談嗎 我只需要兩分鐘 Can I talk to you? I just need two minutes.
好吧 就兩分鐘 Right. Two minutes, that's it.
我五分鐘後有個很重要的會議 I've got an important meeting in five minutes.
快點說 Just be quick.
- 你混得不錯啊 - 是的 - You've done well for yourself. - Yeah.
- 大客戶 - 你也可以啊 - Good clients. - Well, you could do all right, too.
你只是需要不要老搞砸一切 You just got to try not to fuck everything up all the time.
沒錯 這是個好建議 Yeah, that's good advice.
那麼你爸爸的肉店生意怎麼樣了 So, how's your dad's butcher business?
你跟他工作了嗎 You working for him yet?
不 我沒有 No. No, I'm not.
這是我的樂隊 他們都很火爆 It's my band, you know, they're really going places.
你應該聽聽那新歌 You should hear the new set.
他們有很多粉絲 They're sounding tight.
昨晚真的太棒了 Last night was amazing.
女孩們把他們的內褲扔到 The girls were throwing their knickers
舞台上到處都是 on the stage and everything.
- 你真行啊 - 是啊 - Good for you. - Yeah.
我們現在需要只是個唱片合同 All we need now is a record deal.
我想你也許能幫的上忙 I thought maybe you could help.
什麼 What?
抱歉 我為什麼拿我的名聲來冒險 Sorry, why would i risk my reputation
跟你一起合作呢 associating myself with you?
我的要求只是一個機會 All I'm asking for is an in.
你可以介紹我給正確的人 You know, you could introduce me to the right people.
沒錯 我可以 Yeah, I could.
但我不會介紹的 But I'm not going to.
別這樣 夥計 我們是表親 Oh, come on, mate. We're cousins.
那有何關係呢 What that's got to do with anything?
聽著 我要信任跟我一起合作的人 Look, I've got to trust the people that I work with.
坦白說 我不信任你 Frankly, i don't trust you.
- 你是什麼意思 - 我認為你是個麻煩 強尼 - So, what are you saying? - I think you're a mess, jonny.
你沒有條理 無能 You're disorganized, you're ineffective,
你沒責任感 you can't deliver.
還有嗎 Anything else?
你穿著很奇怪 You dress weird.
- 那你可以借我點錢嗎 - 可以 - Can you lend me some money then? - Yeah.
當然 你想要多少 Sure. How much do you want?
謝謝 夥計 Oh, thanks, mate.
你是我的救命恩人 You saved my life.
太慢了 Too late.
不是吧 夥計 我只是需要幾千 Come on, mate. I only need a few grand.
你是土豪 You're loaded.
你... 你在流血 Oh, you're-you're-- you're bleeding.
媽的 天啊 Fuck! Oh, Jesus!
好了 就這樣 會面結束 All right. Okay.That's it. The meeting is over.
- 但德裡克 - 滾吧 - But Derek... - Just fuck off!
媽的 Shit! Jesus!
真他媽討厭 Oh. Fucking oy!
混蛋 Prick.
開呀 Fuck.
德裡克 凱 Derek kaye?
湯姆 基德曼 Tom Kidman.
約翰遜兄弟電影公司 Johnson brother films.
我想你在等我的到訪 I believe you were expecting my visit
談有關斯坦利 庫布裡克先生的事 regarding Mr. Stanley kubrick.
對 我... Right, yeah. I...
我就簡單說 我剛直接從機場過來 I'll be brief,as I just came straight from the airport.
正如我之前在電話裡跟你說的 As I said to you on the phone,
我們有個提議給庫布裡克先生 we have a proposal for Mr. kubrick
他需要嚴肅認真的對待 that he needs to take extremely seriously.
沒問題 Yeah. Cool.
這項目有相當多 There's a considerable amount of money
的報酬 in this project...
庫布裡克先生應該會答應的 Should Mr. kubrick decide to say yes.
給他和給你的 For him and for you.
這是個對我老闆非常重要的項目 Now, this is a project of extreme importance to my employers.
而且時間短缺 And it's incredibly time sensitive.
庫布裡克先生不在我不能再透漏了 There's nothing else i can say without Mr. kubrick.
但我下午都可以再商討 But I'll be available to discuss this all afternoon.
這是我的聯繫電話 Here's the number you can reach me at.
如果庫布裡克先生接受我們的提議 If Mr. kubrick accepts our proposal,
他就能拿到錢 he gets the money.
如果你能嚴格保守 Oh, and I would appreciate it
這個秘密我會很感激你的 if you would keep this strictly confidential.
里昂 Leon!
等等 One sec.
- 你好嗎 - 怎麼了 - How are you, man? - What's up?
這太瘋狂了 夥計 This is insanity, man.
我完全不像斯坦利 庫布裡克啊 I look nothing like Stanley fucking kubrick.
你沒事的 你有鬍子 這才是最重要的 You'll be fine. You've got a beard. That's all that matters.
我們需要做的只是坐下 回答幾個問題 All we've got to do is sit down, answer a few questions
裝到你好像知道你在說什麼 and just act like you know what you're talking about.
沒錯 但我不知道我在說什麼 Yeah, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
- 時間久了他會發現的 - 他當然不會了 - He's going to clock it. He's going to figure it out. - Of course he's not.
他只是來自好萊塢的好萊塢白癡 He's some Hollywood idiot from Hollywood.
- 他很愚蠢 - 好了 等等 - He's clueless. - All right, wait, wait.
我之前拍的什麼電影 What films did I make again?
- 光榮之路 - 沒錯 - Paths of glory, - yeah.
- 奇愛博士 - 好 - Dr. strangelove, - yeah.
洛麗塔 Lolita.
等等 等一下 Wait, hang on.
洛麗塔 Lolita?
那不是皮斗的電影嗎 Isn't that the pedo film?
大哥啊 強尼 Oh, for fuck's sake, jonny.
不 為什麼我一定要是個皮斗 No! Why do I have to be a pedo?
為什麼我不能做其他人 Why can't I be someone else?
為什麼我不能做希契科克 Why can't I be Hitchcock?
不 你是斯坦利 庫布裡克 No! You're Stanley kubrick.
聽著 我不會讓他爆我菊花的 Listen, I'm not going to let him fuck me up the arse.
- 你在說什麼 - 我聽到很多流言 - What are you talking about? - I hear stories, man.
這些好萊塢的傢伙經常爆菊的 These Hollywood dudes are at it all the time.
媽的 Oh, fuck.
完了 我不舒服 Oh, shit, I feel sick.
我想我怯場了 I think I've got stage fright.
等一下 我需要放鬆 等等 Hang on. I need to relax. Hang on. Hang on.
里昂 Leon! Leon!
袋子裡有什麼 里昂 What's in the bag, Leon? Leon!
是恢復平靜膠 It's repair patch glue.
你他媽在跟我開玩笑嗎 Are you fucking joking me?
你現在這樣對我 You're doing this to me now?
- 醒醒 里昂 你個死癮君子 - 我很抱歉 - Wake up, Leon, you fucking junkie! - I'm sorry.
聽著 Look...
吸點這個 Take some of this.
吸多點 全吸了 Get more.All of it.
你現在感覺怎麼樣 How do you feel now?
充滿力量 Powerful.
像馬一樣 Like a horse.
聽著 Listen...
你只需要坐在那 All you've got to do is sit in there
5分鐘裝成斯坦利 庫布裡克 for five minutes and pretend to be Stanley kubrick.
好了 你能做得到的 All right. You can do it.
- 我知道你能行的 - 沒錯 好吧 - I know you can pull it off. - Yeah. All right.
- 好嗎 - 好吧 - Okay? - Okay.
- 好的 - 好的 - Yeah. - Okay.
我看起來怎麼樣 How do I look?
很好 Okay. Great.
媽的 Shit.
- 很高興再見到你 基德曼先生 - 很高興見到你 - Good to see you again,Mr. Kidman. - Good to see you.
這是斯坦利 庫布裡克先生 Please meet Mr. Stanley kubrick.
感謝你在這麼段時間裡來見我 So good of you to see me on such short notice.
抱歉 我的手有點粘 Sorry. My hands are a bit clammy.
你一定是個非常忙碌的人 You've got to be an incredibly busy man.
沒錯 Yeah.Well, yeah.
非常忙碌 好了 Pretty damned busy, all right.
兩杯啤酒 Two beers.
- 我很崇拜你的作品 - 謝謝 - So I'm a huge fan of your work. - Oh, cheers.
我看了斯巴達克斯 我也不清楚 I've seen Spartacus,i don't know,
起碼5次以上 at least five times.
很好的電影 Great film.
沒錯 是個好電影 Yeah, it's a good film.
那麼你錢拿來了嗎 So, you brought the cash?
但我想跟你說說 Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about
一個非常重要的電影項目 an incredibly important film project.
而且非常短時間 And it's extremely time sensitive.
我們很清楚世界上 And well, we decided that there's only one man
只有一個人能拍得出 in the world that can pull this off.
而那個人是 And that man is?
乾杯 So, yeah, cheers.
好喝 Lovely.
不算怎麼樣 這... Anyway, this...
項目是嚴格 Project is of great confident--
保密的 confidentiality.
所以我在這說的一切 So everything i say from here on
只是給庫布裡克先生聽的 is for Mr. kubrick's ears only.
好的 Right. Yeah, yeah.
一般斯坦利更希望我參與所有的決定 Usually, Stanley prefers me to be involved in all decisions.
我單獨跟庫布裡克談 不然就取消 I talk to Mr. kubrick alone or there is no deal.
我想我只好... I suppose I'll just...
- 到外面等 - 什麼 - Wait outside. - What?
什麼 What?
發生什麼了 你剛在那嚇老了 What happened? You were in there bloody ages.
太棒了 Yeah, amazing.
實際上我代入進去了 I really got into it, actually.
在最後我感覺像 By the end, i kind of felt like
我真的是庫布裡克了 I really was kubrick.
那很好 所以呢 That's great. So?
所以什麼 So, what?
所以怎麼了 So, what happened?
對 Oh, yeah.
老實說不合適我 Not my thing, to be honest.
你什麼意思 What do you mean?
這完全是我熟悉的圈子外 Well, it's totally out of my comfort zone.
不是我擅長的 Not my bag at all.
不是你擅長的 Not your bag?
你不是斯坦利 庫布裡克 You're not Stanley kubrick!
受的 但我在裝斯坦利 庫布裡克 Yeah, but I'm playing Stanley kubrick.
而我必要做我認為斯坦利會做的 And I had to do what i thought Stanley would do.
這叫方法演技 It's called method acting.
你瘋了嗎 Are you totally insane?
我們只是想要錢 里昂 We just want the cash, Leon!
什麼 What?
基德曼先生 Mr. Kidman!Mr. Kidman!
基德曼先生 Mr. Kidman!
我替我的同事道歉 I apologize for my colleague.
但我們現在達成共識了 But we've had a chat now, talked it over,
我們決定他會接受這項目 and we've decided he'll do it.
沒錯 Yeah.
你剛不是說這違背了 Didn't you just say that it went against
你所有的藝術和道德原則嗎 all of your artistic and moral principles?
沒錯 但我改變了我的主意 Oh, yeah, well, i changed my mind about that.
沒錯 我想馬上就開始 Yeah, I want to do it now.
我想做 我想要 Yeah, I want to do it. Yeah, I want it. I want it!
馬上 Now!
聽著 就把錢給我們 我們馬上開工 Look, just give us the money and we'll get to work.
你會拿到你要的電影 然後回家 You'll get your film and then you can go back home
去吃你的漢堡和我愛露西 to your hamburgers and I love Lucy.
我警告你 I'm warning you...
我負擔不起把這事搞砸的 I can't afford to be let down about this.
你最好履行承諾 不然會有很嚴重的後果 You better deliver or there are going to be serious consequences.
我們像會讓你 Do we look like the kind of people
失望的那種人嗎 that are going to let you down?
我早上第一時間會打電話到你辦公室 I'll call you in your office first thing in the morning.
不 按下去 Yeah. No, just jam it.
按出來 Just jam it back.
- 不 按下去 - 我他媽的在按了 - Yeah. No, just jam it. - I am fucking jamming it!
你認為我在幹什麼 What do you think I'm doing?
天啊 God.
你覺得裡面有多少錢 How much do you think is in there?
我干 Oh, fuck.
我從來沒想過會有這麼多 I never thought it'd be this much.
我們中大獎了 We've hit the jackpot.
這一生中可不常見啊 That doesn't happen very often in life.
沒錯 天啊 No. God.
這些一定是電影的計劃 These must be the plans for the film.
去他的計劃 Fuck the plans.
- 萬一他找到我們呢 - 怎麼找 - What if he finds us? - How?
把倫敦的門全敲了嗎 By knocking on every door in London?
這些傢伙有這麼多錢 These guys have got so much money
他們不知道該怎麼用 they don't know what to do with it.
也許我們應該低調一段時間 Maybe we should lay low for a while.
保持低調 You know, keep a low profile.
沒錯 Yeah. Yeah.
- 是的 - 肯定了 - Yeah. - Definitely.
一切都在按計劃進行 Everything's going according to plan.
我明白 長官 他們按我們說的拍 I understand, sir. They're setting up production as we speak.
我是一個樂隊的主唱 So I'm the lead singer in a band.
沒錯 Yeah.
沒錯 是個搖滾樂隊 That's right. It's a rock band.
如果你喜歡我可以給你寫首歌 I could write you a song, if you like.
我可以現在就寫 I can do it right now.
媽的 Shit.
有沒有搞錯 For fuck's sake.
我愛你 強尼 I love you, jonny.
在我們的藝術領域新聞摘要中 And in our roundup of news from the arts world,
斯坦利 庫布裡克 在英國的美國人導演 Stanley kubrick, the British-based American director
在歐洲大陸做了特殊的參觀 has made a rare visit to continental Europe,
我操 Fuck!
早上好 親愛的 Good morning, sweetheart.
你是誰 Who are you?
我是誰 Who am I?
我是德裡克 凱 I'm Derek kaye.
你他媽是誰 Who the hell are you?
誰讓你進來這裡的 Who let you in here?
你是德裡克 凱 You're Derek kaye?
沒錯 Yeah, that's right.
你是德裡克 凱 You're Derek kaye?
我的天 這裡是有回聲嗎 Oh my god, is there an echo in here or what?
沒錯 我是德裡克 凱 Yes, I'm Derek kaye.
你是誰 Who's asking?
昨天在這裡的是哪個小王八 Well, who was that little fuck who was in here yesterday?
我完全不知道你在說什麼 I haven't got a bloody clue what you're talking about.
我在說昨天在這個 I'm talking about that little fuck
辦公室裡說他是 that was in this office yesterday
德裡克 凱的小王八 saying he was Derek kaye
還說他可以給我找斯坦利 庫布裡克 and saying he could bring me Stanley fucking kubrick!
庫布裡克 不是吧 這太扯了 Kubrick? Oh, come on. That's ridiculous!
你他媽的是誰 Oh, who the fuck is asking?
好 聽著 Right. Listen.
我不知道你從哪個精神病院跑出來的 I'm not sure which looney bin you've just escaped from,
但除非你在3秒內 but unless you're out of my office
滾出我的辦公室 不然我報警了 in the next three seconds, I'm calling the police.
明白了嗎 Is that clear?
一 二 One, two...
我不知道是誰 我發誓 I don't know who it was, I swear!
給我個名字 該死的 Give me a name, goddammit!
不然我會壓爛你的小英國人頭 Or else I'll crush that tiny little British head of yours.
我不知道 I don't know.
媽的 Oh, fuck.
不要 等等 No, wait! Wait!
強尼 索普 Jonny thorpe.
一定是他 因為昨天他在這裡 It must have been him because he was in here yesterday.
我去哪裡可以找到他 Where can I find him?
我來了 I'm coming.
吵死了 For fuck's sake.
我沒聾 你這傻瓜 I'm not deaf, you stupid fucking--
早啊 強尼 morning, jonny.
好啊 保羅 All right, Paul.
- 你好嗎 - 不怎麼好 - What's up? - Not much.
你呢 How about you?
我還好 Yeah, I'm all right.
我聽說可不只還好啊 Better than all right from what I heard.
我的小弟克朗說他昨晚看到你在酒吧 My mate, the clam said he saw you last night down at the pub.
花了很多錢 Splashing the cash.
沒錯 我今天早上準備去找你的 Yeah, I was going to come and see you this morning.
在賽馬有點運氣 Had a bit of luck at the races.
所以我有欠蒙格先生的錢了 So, I've got Mr. monger's money.
你在找什麼 What are you looking for?
看吧 Look.
你走大運了 不是嗎 You have had a stroke of luck, haven't you?
沒錯 所以是多少錢 Yeah. So, how much was it?
- 200 - 沒錯 - 200? - That's right.
加上利息 Plus interest.
我相信蒙格先生會很感謝的 I'm sure Mr. monger would like to send his thanks.
你認識強尼 索普嗎 You know jonny thorpe?
好吧 Okay.
你還好嗎 老兄 You all right, mate?
借過一下 Excuse me.
我在找強尼 索普 I'm looking for jonny thorpe.
他昨晚在酒吧裡 He was in the pub last night.
賽馬贏了很多錢 Won a shitload on a horse.
他在哪 Where is he?
為什麼我們要告訴你 Why should we tell you?
這對你們的健康有好處 Well, it'd be better for your health.
不好意思 桑尼 吉姆 我們這其實有點事 Excuse me, Sonny Jim, we're actually doing a bit of business here.
加上強尼是我們的兄弟 我們不會隨便 Plus jonny's our mate and we don't go around
把他的地址給沒禮貌的美國混蛋的 giving out his address to cheeky yank bastards.
你明白我說的話了嗎 白癡 You get what I'm saying, dickhead?
他住在阿斯彭樹林 He lives on aspern grove.
你出去的時候往左走 If you take a left when you leave here,
到第二個路口轉右 then it's your second street on the right.
大概步行10分鐘 或者你可以找出租車 And it's like a 10-minute walk, or you could take a black cab,
或坐46號巴士第三個站 or it's three stops on the number 46 bus.
這只是錢而已 強尼 It's only money, jonny.
而且一直以來它都不是我們的 And it wasn't even ours in the first place.
但這不只是錢 里昂 It's not just the money, though, is it, Leon?
那是我們的未來 That was our future.
我給樂隊承諾了要出唱片的 I promised the band a fucking album.
現在我知道那中央情報局的傢伙是什麼感覺了 Now I know how that CIA guy must have felt.
什麼中央情報局 What CIA guy?
什麼 What?
你剛說現在你知道那中央情報局的傢伙什麼感覺 You just said, now you know how that CIA guy must have felt.
什麼中央情報局的傢伙 What CIA guy?
美國人 那筆錢原來的主人 You know, the American.The guy whose money it was.
想拍整個... Wanted to do the whole...
假的登月片子 Fake moon landing thingy.
你在說什麼 里昂 What are you going on about, Leon?
美國人想拍一個機密的假登月片子 You know. The Americans want to do a secret fake moon landing
預防真的登月不成功 in case the real one doesn't work.
這就是他們想找斯坦利 庫布裡克的原因 That's why they wanted Stanley kubrick.
你他媽的在跟我開玩笑 You're fucking joking me.
沒有 為什麼我要說謊 文件裡都說明了 No, why would i lie about that? It's all in the documents.
而你不認為是很重要的信息應該跟我說的 And you didn't think that was important information to share with me?
- 他是個中央情報局的人 - 我以為你知道 - That he was from the fucking CIA? - I thought you knew.
如果我知道 我就不會把錢拿走 If I had known, i wouldn't have taken the money.
我他媽的不是白癡 我不想被殺啊 I'm not a total fucking idiot. I don't want to get killed.
好了 不要小題大做了 All right, all right, man. Don't make a big deal out of it.
但這不是小事啊 你不明白嗎 But it is a big deal! Don't you get that?
我們這是惹上了他媽的大麻煩啊 This is really fucking heavy seriously fucking shit
媽的 we're in here! Fuck!
什麼 What?
為什麼你擔心 Why are you worried?
你說他是個美國白癡而且永遠也不會找到我們 You said he was an American idiot and he'd never find us.
那是在我知道他是中央情報局特工之前 That was before I knew he was a fucking CIA agent.
完了 Oh. Fuck.
好了 我們得離開這裡 All right, we have to get out of here.
- 什麼 - 來吧 里昂 - What? - Come on, Leon!
等一下 等等 Hang on. Wait, wait.
我要拿上這個蘋果 I'll take this apple.
- 快點啊 里昂 - 以防萬一 - For fuck's sake, Leon! - Just in case.
媽的 Fuck.
好了 All right.
拿上你能拿的東西 我們離開這裡 Grab whatever you can and let's get the fuck out of here.
好啊 Hey there.
你之前說他是個徹底的 You said he was a proper, like,
白癡無腦好萊塢傻瓜啊 dickhead brainless Hollywood twat.
你要去什麼地方嗎 You going somewhere?
什麼 What?
沒有 No.
你怎麼會這麼想 Whatever gave you that idea?
我不知道 I don't know.
只是你說 拿上你能拿的東西 Just you saying, grab whatever you can,
我們離開這裡 let's get the fuck out of here.
我操 Oh, fuck.
對 Yeah.
我意思是... 你知道... I meant...You know...
我們離開這裡 Let's get the fuck out of here and...
開始拍電影 Get to work on that bloody film.
太好了 Oh, good. Phew.
因為之前我還擔心 'Cause for a second there i was worried that
你也許不是你說的那個人 you might not be who you said you were.
庫布裡克先生 你好嗎 Hey there, Mr. kubrick, how are you doing, sir?
我們的項目進展怎麼樣了 How's our little project coming?
挺好的 Yeah, pretty good, you know.
Ups and downs. Actors.
所以 So...
你們倆一起住在這裡 You two live here together?
算是吧 沒錯 Sort of.Yeah.
有點怪 不是嗎 Kind of strange, isn't it?
有史以來最有地位的導演 The most important filmmaker of all time
選擇跟他的代理人... chooses to live in this...
生活在這狗屎垃圾的 Tiny little piece of shit hovel of a piece of shit...
小破屋裡 With his agent.
一對死基佬 A couple of faggots.
我想是吧 I suppose.Yeah.
基德曼先生 我們真的不是故意... Mr. Kidman,we really didn't mean...
偷我的錢 To steal my money?
箱子在哪裡 Where's the case?
我們... 我們出了點問題 We-- we had a little issue.
箱子在哪裡 Where's the case?
被偷了 It--it was stolen.
這不是我的錯 It wasn't my fault.
- 什麼 - 我很抱歉 - What? - I'm sorry.
箱子被什麼 It was what?
我發誓我會拿回來的 I swear I'll get it back.
強尼 Jonny!
那是誰 Who's that?
- 我的兄弟 格倫 - 叫他滾 - My mate, Glen. - Tell him to fuck off.
什麼 What?
叫他滾 Tell him to fuck off.
滾吧 格倫 Fuck off, Glen!
- 什麼 - 滾吧 - What? - Fuck off!
- 我晚點打給你 - 但你叫我來的啊 - I'll call you later. - But you told me to come--
滾吧 fuck off!
他媽的死白癡 Fucking idiot.
你知道你給我造成了多少麻煩嗎 You know how much trouble you caused me?
聽著 求你... Look. Please...
一定有些事我們能做的 There must be something we can do.
我們可以幫忙 給你任何你需要的東西 We can help, give you whatever you need.
我需要一個電影 I need to get a fucking movie made.
我們可以拍電影 不是嗎 里昂 Well, we can do the film, can't we, Leon?
我認識很多人 I know people.
我認識一個導演 I know a director.
我們可以馬上就過去 We can go there right now.
而里昂是名演員 求你了 And Leon is an actor, for god's sake!
求求你了 Please.
給我們個機會吧 Give us a chance.
我們能幫到你的 We can help you.
我們能行的 We can make it work.
聽著 距離登月只有幾天時間了 不是嗎 Look, the moon landing is only a few days away, isn't it?
你真的想回去跟你上司說 Do you really want to go back to your boss and tell him
你沒找到斯坦利 庫布裡克 that you don't have Stanley kubrick
而且你錢也丟了嗎 and you don't have the money?
我們是你唯一的希望了 We must be the only hope you've got.
我們是你唯一的希望... We must be the only hope you've--
接下來這樣 Here's what's going to happen.
我們要回到原來的計劃 We're going to go back to the original plan.
而我們三個 And then the three of us,
我和你們倆死混蛋 me, and you two fucking assholes
去拍人登陸在月球上 are going to film man landing on the moon.
如果你們告訴任何人這件事 And if you so much as tell one soul about this,
我發誓我會以你們 I swear I will make you suffer
想像不到的方式折磨你們 in ways you never even imagined.
我想見見你說的人 I want to meet your guy.
馬上 Now.
真噁心 Fucking hell.
你好 Hi there.
一個天使 An angel.
雷納特斯在嗎 Is renatus in?
當然 Sure.
跟我來 Follow me.
藝術家 Artists.
雷納特斯 Renatus.
天使們來了 The angel's here.
你是怎麼回事啊 傻婆 What the hell are you going on about, you silly cow?
雷納特斯 我是強尼 Renatus. Jonny.
強尼 索普 Jonny thorpe.
還記得我嗎 Remember me?
里昂 Leon!
你一直去哪裡了 我的小精靈朋友 Where have you been, my little pixie friend?
進來 Come in, come in.
那什麼味道 What's that smell?
我想是類似汽油的東西 我喜歡 I think it's some kind of petrol. I like it.
看看這個 Just watch this.
這是我最新的電影 It's my latest movie.
我喜歡你的襯衫 I like your shirt.
謝謝 Thank you.
電影叫彈跳 It's called bounce.
我們一起漫步穿越生命的深淵 Together we wander through the abyss of life.
從光明到黑暗 From light to dark.
又從黑暗到光明 And from dark to light again.
然後 And then...
又從光明回到黑暗 From light back to dark again.
再回到光明 And light again.
又回到黑暗 Dark again.
然後 And then...
又回到光明 Light again.
這傢伙是個笨蛋啊 This guy's a fucking asshole.
當然了 他是個電影導演 Of course he is. He's a film director.
看看這玩意 I mean, look at this shit.
那麼什麼風吹你們來這裡了 So, what brings you here?
基德曼先生是個好萊塢製片人 Mr. Kidman here is a Hollywood producer.
他想知道你有沒有興趣 He wants to know if you'd be interested
給他的公司拍個電影 in making a film for his company.
電影 電影行業已死了 Films. Films are dead.
在5年內 沒有人再看電影了 In five years, no one will watch films anymore.
你知道他們會看什麼嗎 You know what they'll watch?
電腦 Computers.
沒錯 但這不同 Yeah. This is different, though.
這片是關於男人登陸到月球上 This is about men landing on the moon.
好吧 時事熱點 Okay. Topical.
而他們在那做什麼 And what do they do there?
他們就到處走走一段時間 They just walk around for a while,
插上國旗然後回家去 就這樣 plant a flag, and they go home. That's it.
你知道什麼嗎 You know what?
我想這也許是我一生中 I think that might actually be the best film idea
聽過最好的電影題材 I've ever heard in my entire life.
- 真的嗎 - 我意思是... - Really? - I mean...
這如此的 It's so...
簡單 Simple.
但同時也總結了整個人類的經驗 But at the same time it sums up the entire human experience.
我們登陸到一個陌生的地方 我們到處漫步 We land in a strange place, we wander around,
然後 「彭」 我們不見了 and then, poof, we're gone.
沒錯 我們就是這樣想的 Yeah, that's what we're thinking, you know.
說一些人生的意義 Say something meaningful about life.
沒錯 就像我拍的彈跳 Yeah, like I did with bounce .
那麼你什麼時候能開始 So, when can you start?
也許我可以在... So, maybe I could shoot...
秋季開拍 In the Autumn.
秋季 The Autumn?
不 不要秋季 No, not the fucking Autumn.
我們在7天內就要了 We need it in seven days.
7天... Seven da--
我不能在7天內拍一個電影 I can't make a film in seven days.
彈跳花了我3年時間 Bounce took me three years.
- 好的 我們走了 - 別這樣 大哥 - Right. We're fucking out of here. - Oh, come on, man.
我見過你工作 你很專業 I've seen your work. You're a pro.
看看這個 天啊 I mean, look at this, for god's sake.
- 這是天才之作 - 我知道 - It's genius. - I know.
我知道你能拍得出來的 I know you can make it work.
里昂 Leon...
會是英雄 Will be the hero.
真聰明 里昂是個很棒的演員 Brilliant! Leon's a great actor.
我知道 I know.
但這要花很多錢的 But it's going to cost a lot of money.
我要花很多錢的 I am going to cost a lot of money.
我需要很多錢的 I need a lot of money.
我們會有錢的 不是嗎 We'll get the money. Won't we?
你跟我來 You're coming with me.
我們一小時內回來 We'll be back in one hour.
再見 天使 Bye, angel.
強尼 Jonny!
那麼你要從中央情報局拿點錢嗎 So, you're going to get some more money from the CIA?
當你知道誰拿了箱子我為什麼要這麼做 Why would I want to do that when you know who took the case?
什麼 不 What? Whoa, whoa.No, no, no.
我從來沒有說我認識他們 I never said i knew them.
打鐵佬拿了你的錢 The ironmonger's got your money.
相信我 他們可不是你能惹的人 Believe me, they are people you don't want to mess with.
找他們可沒什麼好事 They're bad news.
你只要帶我去那裡 You just take me there
你給我指出他們 and you point them out to me.
但如果我這麼做他們會殺了我的 But they'll kill me if I do that.
而如果你不做我會殺了你 And I'll kill you if you don't.
所以這看來你怎麼樣都是死 So, it seems to me like you're fucked either way.
就這裡嗎 Is this it?
對 Yeah.
我們能想想... Can we think about what--
順便提醒你一句 他不喜歡被咒罵的 by the way, just so you know, he doesn't like swearing.
謝謝 我會盡量小心的 Thanks. I'll try to be careful.
襯衫不錯啊 夥計 Whoa.Nice shirt, dude.
住手 天啊 Stop, for fuck's sake!
走吧 Come on.
強尼 Jonny!
驚喜啊 Nice surprise.
找我啊 你媽的醜兒子 Fuck me, your mom's ugly.
你好 親愛的 Hello, sweetheart.
她又聾又啞的 She deaf and dumb?
我會說話 混賬東西 I talk, motherfucker.
把槍放下 老兄 說句話啊 強尼 Put the gun down, mate. Have a word, jonny, will you?
想要我放下槍 我會放下槍的 Want me to put the gun down? I'll put the gun down. Yeah.
媽的 Fuck!
你好 喬納森 Hello, Jonathan.
你朋友是誰 Who's your friend?
他是 He's...
你從這混蛋偷的箱子 That case you stole from this asshole
是屬於我的 belongs to me.
你也許不知道 從這裡看不出來 Well, you may not know this, not from being around
但我是做收債 these parts, but I'm in the business
生意的 of collecting money,
不是派錢的 not giving it away.
我想喬納森也許有告訴你吧 I thought Jonathan might have told you that.
我有 I kind of did.
我在搭倫敦塔橋前 You know, before I did tower bridge,
我搭了埃菲爾鐵塔 白金漢宮 I did the Eiffel Tower, Buckingham Palace,
聖保羅大教堂 那是我第一個傑作 St. Paul's cathedral. That was my first.
需要很多的耐心 Takes a tremendous amount of Patience.
一個堅定的決心直到完成 An unwavering determination to get to the end.
無論犧牲什麼 No matter what the sacrifice.
我很抱歉 你是什麼意思 I'm sorry, you were saying?
你做了一件很傻的事 That was a very silly thing to do.
強尼 去拿箱子 Jonny, get the case.
我 Me?
別這樣做 孩子 Don't do this, son.
強尼 去拿箱子 Jonny, get the case.
- 喬納森 - 強尼 - Jonathan. - Jonny!
把槍也拿了 Take the gun, too.
壞選擇 孩子 Bad choice, kid.
媽的 抱歉 Shit. Sorry.
好了 所有人都別動 All right. Nobody moves,
大家都會沒事 everybody will be fine.
小心 Watch out!
快跑 Go!
你這臭婊子 You fucking bitch.
這是你的錢 There's your money.
馬上開始 Start now.
我們開工吧 好嗎 Let's get to work.Yeah?
你還好嗎 You all right?
他們有多少把握 How confident are they they'll make it?
七十/三十 70/30.
百分之七十會成功 70 percent they'll make it?
不 No.
天啊 基德曼你最好快點把電影完成 狗娘養的 Jesus, Kidman, you'd better come through on this film, you son of a bitch.
不然我們就要被這大雞巴爆菊而死了 Or we're going to wind up with this giant dildo stuck up our asses.
他媽的導演在哪裡 Where's the fucking director?
我相信他馬上就會到 I'm sure he'll be here in a minute.
沒有他我們可以從技術的東西先開始 We can start all the technical stuff without him.
重力我們該怎麼做 What do we do about gravity?
什麼 About what?
- 月球灰白很多 - 你在說什麼 - That moon is much too grey. - What are you talking about?
感謝上天其他星球加了點色彩 Thank goodness the other planets will add some color.
其他星球 Other planets?
你他媽在說什麼 其他星球 Fuck you talking about, other planets?
只有一個星球 地球 There's only one planet. Planet earth.
這裡 看吧 Here. Look.
沒錯 但你看起來沒有創造性表達的機會 Yeah, but you're not seeing the opportunity for creative expression.
你不知道我用顏色能做出什麼 You don't understand what I can do with the colors.
不是我不知道的問題 It's not that i don't understand,
是我他媽的一點也不在乎 it's that i don't give a fuck.
聽著 我為了你熬了一個晚上 Look, I have been working for you all night.
你會喜歡的 You're going to like it.
而且我已經有外星人的服裝可以租給你 And I already have alien costumes I can rent you.
他們是我的哈姆雷特改編的服裝 They're from my adaptation of Hamlet .
這是個很好的機會 It's a great opportunity.
- 里昂 - 來了 - Leon! - Coming!
- 里昂 - 來了 - Leon! - Yeah. Coming.
看看我吧 Check me out.
這些垃圾是什麼 What is all this crap?
聽著 Look...
你要麼完全按這裡寫的去做 You either do exactly what's written there
不然你可以去吃屎了 你明白了嗎 or you can go fuck yourself. Do you understand?
- 叫我吃屎 - 你去吃屎吧 - Go fuck myself? - Go fuck yourself.
- 叫我吃屎 - 你去吃屎吧 - Go fuck myself? - Go fuck yourself!
再這樣跟我說話多一次 好萊塢先生 Talk to me like that one more time, Mr. Hollywood,
你就用你的粗手指去自己拍你的電影吧 and you'll be making your film with your own fat fingers.
我是導演 我決定什麼是好或壞 I'm the director and I decide what's good or bad.
要不我做主 不然我就帶走我的設備和我的團隊 Either that or I pick up my equipment and my crew.
你喜歡這樣嗎 混蛋 How do you like them apples?
雷納特斯 Renatus!
雷納特斯 Renatus.
我能跟你談一下嗎 拜託了 Can I talk to you for a second, please?
那傢伙是好萊塢納粹 我不跟納粹合作的 That guy is a Hollywood Nazi. I don't work with Nazis.
這要我來做主不然就算了 It's going to be my vision or nothing.
如果我們給雙倍的錢的 What if we doubled your money?
你覺得我是鴨嗎 Do you think I'm a whore?
我是個藝術家 別侮辱我 I'm an artist. Don't insult me.
三倍 Triple.
好的 Okay.
沒什麼 一切順利 Nothing. It's all good.
那是什麼 What the fuck is that?
這是我的電影製片廠 This is my studio.
有兩個一樣的 There's fucking two of them.
只有我看見了嗎 Is that just me seeing that?
抱歉 Sorry.
湯姆 基德曼 Tom Kidman?
影視公司的庫贊斯基 Kozinsky, transmission.
少說話 Don't ask questions.
多做事 Just do your job.
你覺得怎麼樣 What do you think?
好了 拆了這地方 Right. Strip this place down.
找任何他們失蹤了的線索 Search for any clues as to where they might have gone.
屎坑一樣 Pisshole.
幹得好 Good job.
好啊 Oh. Hi.
你好 格倫 Hi, Glen.
你在這裡幹什麼 What are you doing here?
你好 格倫 不是叫我滾嗎 Hi, Glen? What about fuck off, Glen?
多毛邁克叫我過來的 Hairy Mike told me to come down.
他說有一場戲 這看起來他說的是真的 He said there was a scene. And it looks like he's right.
發生什麼事 What the fuck is happening?
- 沒什麼 - 沒什麼 是吧 - Nothing. - It's not nothing, is it?
這看起來像個嘉年華 搞什麼... It looks like a bloody carnival.What the--
老實說 我跟你想的一樣 honestly, I've got as much as an idea as you do.
強尼 我應該把服裝準備好嗎 Jonny, should I take the costumes to the set?
好的 謝謝 埃拉 Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Ella.
我以為你應該是給我們安排工作 I thought you were supposed to be sorting shit out for us.
我是在安排 I am sorting shit out.
那這一切是什麼 What's all this, then?
我的搖滾歌劇是怎麼了 What the hell happened to my bloody rock opera?
你知道 這... Well, you know, it's...
等等 這就是嗎 Wait. Is this it?
什麼 What?
這是搖滾歌劇嗎 Is this the rock opera?
沒錯 Yes.
而你不想告訴我是因為你想給我驚喜 And you didn't want to tell me 'cause you wanted to keep it a surprise.
沒錯 That's right.
我的天 我真不敢信你辦到了 Oh my god! I actually can't believe you pulled it off!
- 這太棒了 - 強尼 - That's amazing! - Hey, jonny.
我知道你想這電影看起來像垃圾 I know you want this film to look like rubbish
就像文件裡說的那樣 like it says in the documents.
但我們可以最起碼有水母嗎 But could we at least have the jellyfish?
- 什麼 - 水母在天上跳舞 - Huh? - Yeah, in the sky, dancing.
月球上沒有跳舞的水母 有嗎 There's no dancing jellyfish on the moon, is there?
是嗎 Oh, really?
你有去過嗎 Have you been there?
沒有 No.
這是導演嗎 Is this the director?
沒錯 Oh, yeah.
格倫 這是雷納特斯導演 Glen, meet renatus, the director.
雷納特斯 這是格倫 Renatus, this is Glen.
我是主唱 I'm the lead singer.
誰 Who?
樂隊裡的主唱 The lead singer of the band.
搖滾歌劇的 For the rock opera.
我不知道你他媽的在說什麼 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
格倫 要不你過去那裡 Look, Glen, why don't you go over there,
冷靜一下 然後我再給你解釋整個概念 chill out for a bit, and then I'll explain the whole concept to you.
好吧 幹得不錯 All right. Great, man.
不好意思 Excuse me!
等一下 Excuse me!
他們是誰 Who the fuck are they?
- 誰 - 那些白癡 - Who? - Those idiots.
是的 Oh, yeah.
- 那是樂隊 - 樂隊 - That's the band. - The band?
沒錯 我們決定把電影注入搖滾歌劇的元素 Yeah. We decided to make the film into a rock opera.
你希望我殺了你 是吧 You want me to kill you? Is that it?
殺了我 Kill me?
你應該感謝我 You should be thanking me.
大家都開始有疑問了 People are starting to ask questions.
這是個完美的掩護借口 This is a perfect cover story.
這完全可以讓所有人察覺不到 It's totally putting everyone off the scent.
還有其他事你要告訴我的嗎 Anything else you want to tell me?
沒有 No.
這又是什麼鬼 What the fuck is that now?
讓開 Watch out. Watch out!
這他媽的是什麼 What the fuck is this?
這是試鏡 It's the auditions.
非常有才華 Very talented.
試鏡 Audition?
沒錯 Yeah.
雷納特斯和樂隊想找些特別嘉賓 Renatus and the band want to complete the show
來把演出搞好 with some special guests.
特別嘉賓 Special guests?
他媽的特別嘉賓 Special fucking guests!
天啊 Jesus Christ.
他媽的別擋我的路 Get the fuck out of my way!
我不喜歡 I don't like it.
這是狗屎 下一位 That's a scheisse. Next!
你還好嗎 你看起來有點緊張啊 You all right, man? You look a bit stressed out.
- 別管我 - 你知道 我有時候也有這種感覺 - Just leave me alone. - You know, i feel like that sometimes.
有點緊張 A bit stressed.
也許你應該抽點這個 Maybe you should have a go on this.
這也許能讓你放鬆點 It might chill you out a bit.
這玩意對我沒用 That shit doesn't work on me.
你是什麼意思 What do you mean?
我意思是這沒任何作用 I mean it doesn't do anything, man.
我是中央情報局訓練出來的 I'm CIA trained.
跟這玩意比我的意識太強了 My mind is too strong for that shit.
不 Nah.
什麼 你不相信我 What, you don't believe me?
- 不信 - 拿過來 - No. - Hand it over.
好吧 All right.
看吧 沒效果 See? Nothing.
任務充滿了技術問題 The mission is fraught with technical problems.
我們成功的機會正隨著時間逐漸減少 Our chances of success are dwindling by the hour.
我們要確保我們可以依靠倫敦的錄像 We need to know that we can rely on the footage from London.
我們會拿到錄像的 We're going to get that footage.
你最好確保這一點 You'd better be sure about that.
我們啟動這任務的唯一理由是因為你說過 The only reason we launched this mission is because you said
你可以保證有B計劃 you could guarantee a plan b.
放鬆點 別擔心 Relax. Don't worry.
抽根煙 Have a cigarette.
基德曼很可靠 Kidman's a rock.
你現在感覺好點了嗎 You're feeling better now?
放鬆了嗎 More relaxed?
怎麼回事 What's going on?
我只是給他抽了點大麻 Oh, I just gave him a bit of weed.
想讓他也許冷靜一點 Thought it might, like, chill him out a bit.
而且成功了 看吧 And it has. Look.
他抽了點大麻後就變這樣了 He's like that after a bit of weed?
是啊 你能信嗎 Yeah, can you believe it?
中央情報局 CIA.
對啊 只是一點大麻 Yeah, it was just like a tiny bit of weed
加了點鴉片 with a bit of opium in it.
我的天 里昂 Oh, for fuck's sake, Leon.
為什麼你給他抽鴉片啊 Why are you getting him fucked on opium?
- 什麼 - 你不明白嗎 - What? - Don't you understand?
如果我們不完成這電影 我們就完蛋了 If we don't deliver this film, we're dead.
- 好吧 - 不要抽鴉片了 - Oh, right. - No more opium.
照顧好他 Look after him.
我們需要他頭腦清醒 We need him fully compos mentis
而且盡快準備好 好嗎 and on set as soon as possible, okay?
你可以依靠我 夥計 You can count on me, man.
我比你受過更多中央情報局訓練 I'm more CIA trained than you.
什麼 What?
你找不到他們是什麼意思 What do you mean you can't find them?
已經5天啊 It's been five days.
他們哪都找不到 They're nowhere.
我們沒有停止監視他們的公寓 We haven't taken our eyes off the flat.
那他們認識的人呢 Well, what about the people they know?
跟他們一起的那個樂隊呢 Who's that group they fuck around with?
他們在哪 Where are they?
我們馬上去調查 來吧 We'll get on it. Come on.
好 Yeah.
你馬上去調查 You get on it.
你還好嗎 Are you feeling okay?
不好 我的頭痛死了 Not really. My head is killing me.
給 Here.
吃一顆 Take one of these.
謝謝 Thank you.
迷幻藥對頭痛最有效 Acid is the best thing for headaches.
什麼 What?
真的 相信我吧 Yeah, trust me.
你他媽的在跟我開玩笑嗎 Are you fucking kidding me?
很有效的 你吃了就知道 It works, you'll see.
你沒事吧 You all right?
準備好去綵排了嗎 Ready to go for rehearsal?
她剛給了我迷幻藥 She just gave me acid.
你還有嗎 Have you got any more?
- 有 - 有 太好了 - Yeah. - Yeah? Sweet.
幹得好 夥計 Yeah. Nice one, dude.
聽著 我應該跳多高 Look, how high should I bounce?
我認為你應該飛 不是跳 I think you should fly, not bounce.
真的嗎 這寫著跳 Really? It says "bounce."
強尼 Hey, jonny!
你好 Yeah. Hi.
我聽說宇航員有吊鋼絲是怎麼回事 What's this I hear about the astronauts having wires?
那我的吊鋼絲呢 Yeah, what about my wire?
你不需要吊鋼絲 You don't need a wire.
你是外星人 You're an extra-terrestrial.
你可以生存在零重力空間 You can exist in zero gravity.
好吧 Okay, yeah, fine.
但我是這項目最重要的角色 But I'm the most important thing about this project.
是吧 所以我想吊鋼絲 好嗎 Yeah? So I want a wire. Okay?
不可能其他人有鋼絲而我沒有 There's no way someone else having a wire and not me.
所以解決這問題 So, sort it out.
還有不要那機器 And get rid of that machine.
太醜了 Ugly.
去他的月球 Fucking moon.
好吧 綵排結束 Right, rehearsal's over.
- 我幹完了 - 但剛才那一塌糊塗啊 - I'm done. - But that was shit.
我們明天就要開始正式拍了 We're supposed to be filming this tomorrow.
- 船到橋頭自然直 - 你不明白嗎 - It'll work itself out. - Don't you understand?
如果這不成功 我們都會死的 If this doesn't work, we're all dead.
冷靜點 這只是個電影 Calm down, man, it's just a movie.
你知道 這是... You know, this is...
像第一次我記不起來 Like, the first time i can remember...
我沒有感覺像 Where I haven't felt like...
像我想殺某個人 你明白我意思嗎 Like I want to kill somebody, you know what I mean?
我現在坐在這裡和看著你 I'm sitting here now, and I'm looking at you.
- 是嗎 - 而且... - Yeah? - And...
像我意識到我可以折斷你的脖子 Like, I'm fully aware that I could just snap
像小樹枝一樣簡單 your neck like a twig.
但... But...
不知什麼原因我不想 For some reason i don't want to.
看看這 Look at this.
是哦 Oh yeah.
對吧 Right?
我看到了 I see it.
- 他看著我 - 上啊 小傢伙 - He looked at me! - Go on, little fella.
上啊 孩子 Go on, son.
他剛看著我的眼睛 He just looked me in the eye.
他媽的怎麼回事 What the fuck is going on?
- 你們嗨了嗎 - 沒有 - Are you high? - No, man.
我們只是吃了點... 低劣的迷幻藥 We just had a bit of... Low-grade acid.
你是說我在外面盡我能力 Do you mean while I've been out there working my arse off
給這電影準備好的時候 你們在這裡吃迷幻藥嗎 trying to get this film ready, you've been in here dropping acid?
雷納特斯失控了 今天太糟糕了 Renatus is out of control. Today was fucking awful.
當然了 這整件事都太他媽的亂七八糟了 Of course it was, man. I mean, the whole fucking thing is a fucking mess.
所以我們都已經死了 That's why we're dead already.
別再這樣說 不要 Stop talking like that! Just stop it!
對不起 我只是... I'm sorry, I just...
心情不好 Bad vibes.
我們不能放棄 我們需要成功 We can't give up. We need to do this.
已經結束了 It's over, man.
放手吧 I mean, let it go.
是啊 算了吧 Yeah, drop it.
所以就這樣 So, that's it?
我們都會死的 We're all going to die.
沒錯 我們都會死的 Yeah. We're all going to die.
沒錯 Yeah.
我除了倒霉外就從沒得到任何東西 I've never had anything but bad luck.
我出生的時候 When I was born,
保育箱裡發生短路 a short circuit in the Incubator
產房引起了大火 set fire in the maternity ward.
把整個醫院都燒燬了 Burnt down the entire wing of the hospital.
我的父親還深信他們在疏散的過程中 My father's still convinced they mixed the babies up
把嬰兒搞混了 during the evacuation.
他總是說我是個失敗者 He always said i was a loser.
所有人都認為我是個失敗者 Everybody thinks I'm a loser.
我不想以失敗者的身份死去 I don't want to die a loser.
我在越南學到了一件事 There's one thing, like, I learnt in 'nam.
就是美國人... It's, like, Americans...
我們從來不會輸 We never fucking lose, man.
我們從來不會輸 We never fucking lose.
而我們這次也不會輸 And we're not going to fucking lose this time.
在我看管下不可能 Not on my watch.
我的手錶 My watch.
現在什麼時間了 What time is it?
午夜 Midnight.
我應該要打給迪克福的 I was supposed to fucking call dickford.
誰是迪克福 Who's dickford?
- 基德曼 - 是 長官 - Kidman. - Yes, sir.
- 你好嗎 - 我好嗎 - How are you doing? - How am I doing?
你他媽去哪了 Where the hell have you been?
你早上應該第一時間打電話給我的 You were supposed to call me first thing this morning.
我知道 我有些麻煩 I know. I had some trouble.
什麼麻煩 What kind of trouble?
等一下 長官 Hold on, sir.
我有什麼麻煩 What kind of trouble did I have?
告訴他你迷路了 Tell him you got lost.
我迷路了 I got lost.
你迷路了是什麼意思 What do you mean you got lost?
我迷路了是什麼意思 What do I mean i got lost?
你之前在酒吧裡 然後你走出去 You were in a bar, and then you walked out...
我之前在酒吧 然後我走了出去 I was in a bar, and I walked out.
但之後你不知道該往左還是右走 But then you didn't know whether to go left or right.
但我不知道我該往左還是右走 But I didn't know whether to go left or right.
但之後我想 對 我要往左走 But then I thought, "right, I'm going to go left."
- 就是這樣 - 你他媽的在說什麼玩意 - That's it. - What the fuck are you talking about?
知道行動情況怎麼樣嗎 What's the state of the operation?
阿波羅11號在深空裡 我們需要錄像 Apollo 11 is in deep space. We need that footage!
你好 長官 Hello, sir?
你在嗎 Is that you there?
你在耍我嗎 基德曼 Are you fucking with me, Kidman?
庫布裡克在哪裡 Where's kubrick?
我可以晚點回你電話嗎 Can I call you back?
不 不要掛電話 基德曼 No. Don't, don't, don't hang up, Kidman.
- 我晚點回你電話 好嗎 - 不要 不要掛電話 - I'll call you right back, okay? - Don't, don't. Don't hang up!
基德曼 Kidman!
我覺得他不怎麼相信 I don't think that went too well.
我覺得它很漂亮 I thought it was beautiful.
基德曼 Kidman!
你玩得開心嗎 基德曼探員 You been having fun, agent Kidman?
上頭開始擔心你的進展了 People up high are starting to worry about your progress.
你在破壞我的掩護身份 你這白癡 You're blowing my cover, you prick.
一切都控制之中 Everything was under control.
控制之中 Under control?
我的天 你在跟我開玩笑吧 Oh my word, you got to be kidding me.
他在扮演外星人 這是掩飾借口的一部分 He's playing an alien. It's part of the cover story.
你再也不需要你的掩飾借口了 Well, you don't need your cover story anymore.
我們開展了兩個行動 We're instigating phase two of the operation.
你不是認為我們讓你一個人來負責這件事吧 You don't think we're going to let you run the show alone, do you?
一切都好了 沒什麼要做的 Everything is done.Nothing left to do
除了拍片和把錄像送回去 except film it and send back the footage.
我希望這能有說服力吧 Well I hope for your sake it's convincing.
別推我 你這死特務 Don't push me, you fucking gestapo!
湯姆 Tom.
這些人是誰 Who are these people?
好了 所有人去準備吧 我們要開拍了 All right, everybody, get ready, we're going to the set.
好狗不攔路 Get the fuck out of my way.
我們得到了一個地址 老闆 We got an address, boss.
我想我們找到他們了 I think we found them.
好的 所有人各就位 All right, everybody take their places.
準備好宇航員 Let's prepare the astronauts.
我跟你說了這傢伙是納粹 I told you this guy was a Nazi.
還不錯吧 Not too bad, huh?
他做到了 He fucking did it.
我半小時後準備好傳送 I'll be ready to transmit in a half hour.
怎麼回事 What is going on?
不能就這樣結束 是吧 It can't end like this, can it?
閉嘴聽我說 Just shut up and listen to me.
我可能還有能力帶你離開這 I may still be able to get you out of this,
但你得按我說的去做 but you got to listen to everything I tell you.
只要他們沒有錄像他們就不會殺我們 Now, they're not going to kill us as long as they don't have the footage.
但這要裝得逼真 But it's got to look real.
所以你最好在外面表現得好一點 So you better be really good out there.
好的 Okay.
- 你好 我是格倫 - 格倫 - Hey! I'm Glen. - Glen?
- 沒錯 主唱啊 - 是嗎 - Yes, the lead singer, for fuck's sake. - Oh, really?
進行得怎麼樣了 你還好嗎 How's it going? You all right?
你還好嗎 里昂 Are you okay, Leon?
不 我嚇尿了 No, I'm freaking out, man.
老實說 我想我過不了這一關了 I don't think I can go through with this, to be honest.
你搞砸了嗎 Are you fucked up?
不 No. No.
是的 Well, yeah.
我吃了點魔術蘑菇 I took some magic mushrooms.
天啊 里昂 Oh, for fuck's sake, Leon!
現在不是時候 This is not a time to do that!
我知道 我只是想別那麼緊張 I know, I just wanted to take the edge off the nerves.
但回想起來這也許不是個好主意 But in retrospect, it may not have been a good idea
因為我感覺像 because I feel like...
我感覺像我的丁丁在跟我私語 I feel like my penis is whispering to me.
它在說可怕的事 It's saying terrible things.
它在告訴我 我的父母是表兄妹 It's telling me that my parents are cousins.
- 但我不認為他們是 - 里昂 聽我說 - But I don't think they are. - Leon, listen to me.
你的丁丁沒在跟你私語 好嗎 Your penis isn't whispering to you, okay?
那只是你的幻聽 That's just the mushrooms talking.
我知道這整件事有點瘋狂 I know this whole thing is a little crazy.
- 是的 - 我們快完成了 - Yeah. - We're nearly there.
我們需要做的只是完成這電影 All we've got to do is just deliver this film
然後我們就跟中央情報局沒關係了 and we'll be clear of the CIA.
- 然後我們就可以回家了 - 沒錯 我明白 - And then we can go home. - Yeah, I understand all that, man.
但只是我現在看著你 It's just the fact is I'm looking at you right now
你頭的尺寸像個 and your head is the size of...
橘子那麼大 A tangerine.
而你的身體是正常尺寸 And the rest of your body is normal size.
只是你的頭很小 It's just your head, it's tiny.
- 非常小 - 里昂 - It's minuscule. - Leon...
閉嘴 Stop!
我一生中做的都是些愚蠢的事 Now, of all the stupid things I've done in my life,
但這是我想做好的一件事 this is the one thing i want to get right.
- 好吧 - 而要做好我需要你頭腦清醒 - Okay. - And to do that,i need you to sort your head out.
我需要你 里昂 I need you, Leon.
- 好的 - 過來這裡 - Okay. - Come here.
我們有圖像了 We got pictures! We got pictures!
一切都準備好了 Everything's ready.
好了 Okay.
準備 Und bitte.
開機 Action!
好了 我想是時候我們教訓這些娘娘腔了 Right. I think it's time we sorted these cunts out.
我現在要下梯子了 I'm going down the ladder now.
一小 One small...
男人 Man...
這是一個人的一小步 That's one small step for man,
卻是一個小人的 one giant leap for...
一大步 One small man.
差不多吧 Something like that.
他在說什麼鬼 What the fuck is he saying?
他完全搞砸了 He's totally screwing it up!
這太不可思議了 不是嗎 強尼 This is amazing, isn't it, jonny?
我們真的在月球上了 We're actually on the moon.
強尼是誰 Who's jonny?
我是巴茲 奧爾德林 I'm buzz aldrin.
媽的 沒錯 抱歉 Oh shit, yeah.Sorry.
盡量不要說粗話 好嗎 Try not to swear, yeah?
- 快拉 - 沒問題 巴茲 - Pull. - You got it, buzz.
巴茲 跳 Buzz. Bounce.
巴茲 Buzz.
巴茲 Buzz!
拉高點 死白癡 Pull higher! Pull higher, fucking idiots!
高點 草 Higher! Fuck!
我的一個睪丸被鋼絲卡住了 One of my testicles is caught in the wire.
我他媽的做不了 I can't fucking do it.
我就是做不了 Just fucking-- i can't do it!
天啊 For fuck's sake.
- 把它放在地裡 - 插進去 - Put it in the ground. - Stick it in there.
沒那麼容易 好嗎 你想來試試嗎 It's not that easy, okay? Do you want to try it?
老天爺啊 給我吧 For fuck's sake. Just give it to me.
沒錯 把旗子 Yeah, put the flag...
天啊 Oh god!
我想我的直腸一直有毛病 I think I've been sick out my back passage.
我感覺到有些液體在我的腿後面 I feel some kind of liquid on the backs of my legs.
你他媽在幹什麼 What the fuck are you doing?
我操 我感覺很不舒服 Fuck, man, I feel so sick.
好臭啊 That smells so bad.
我得脫掉我的頭盔 I'll have to take off my helmet.
你不能脫掉頭盔 我們在他媽的月球上啊 You can't take off your helmet. We're on the fucking moon.
你想去哪裡 Where do you think you're going?
去廁所 To the toilet.
可以嗎 Is that okay?
傑克遜 跟他一起去 Jackson, go with him.
我猜猜 Let me guess.
你一定是推銷員了 You must be the drummer.
閉嘴 你這死基佬 Shut up, you septic ponce.
搞什麼鬼 What the fuck?
繼續拍 Keep the cameras rolling.
其他人跟我來 Everyone else, come with me.
里昂 Leon!
這些混蛋是誰 Who are these assholes?
飛 Fly!
飛 Fly! Fly!
嚇屎我了 Well, fuck me.
天啊 這些傢伙是誰 Jesus Christ!Who the fuck are these guys?
強尼 Jonny! Jonny!
- 看我跳得多高 - 強尼 - Look how high I'm going! - Jonny!
早上好 Good morning!
上啊 Well, go on, then.
來殺我啊 老傢伙 Come get me, old man!
你想吃點子彈嗎 You want to fucking have some?
- 去你的 - 還要點這個嗎 - Fuck you! - And some of that!
怎麼樣 How's that?
來呀 Come on!
你跟我玩 You fuck with me?
草 Fuck!
我要把你的腦袋砍下來 I'm going to chop your fucking head off!
你輸了 基德曼 現在你要死了 You lost, Kidman. Now you die.
死菜鳥 Fucking amateur.
他把旗子撞倒了 Whoa. He knocked the flag over.
強尼 Hey, jonny!
強尼 Jonny!
強尼 Hey, jonny.
我失手了 I missed.
他死了 強尼 He's dead, jonny.
你打中他了 You got him.
我有嗎 Did I?
我要死了嗎 Am I going to die?
不是 夥計 No, man.
你確定嗎 Are you sure?
對 你暈倒是因為震動的原因 Yeah, you fainted 'cause of the shock.
我們最好離開城裡 We better leave town.
那是我們嗎 Is that us?
不 里昂 No, Leon.
他們真的做到了 They actually did it.
他們登陸到月球上了 They landed on the moon.
天啊 他們做到了 Boy, they sure did.
他們真的做到了 Didn't they?
你認為他們做的需要很大的勇氣嗎 Do you think it took great courage to do what they've done?
這需要團隊合作 It took teamwork.
最重要的是團隊合作 Teamwork above all.
而且這是這個國家的人民最大的成就 And it's the greatest accomplishment of the people of this nation.
這是毫無疑問的一點 There isn't a question about that.
我對此感到非常驚訝 這太美妙了 Well, I'm very surprised about this. This is wonderful.