HEY, HEINIE.
HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME WE
WERE HERE IN GUATEMALA.
AH, JUST A COUPLE OF CANDY-HUNTERS AFTER THE ULTIMATE
PRIZE, AND I SEE YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON?
[ German accent ] THIS TIME, IT IS DIFFERENT.
THIS TIME, IT'S TO GET BACK WHAT I LOST.
YOU SEE, I FOUND OUT HOW.
REALLY?
JA, AND I COULD USE YOUR HELP.
IF YOU COULD JUST HAND ME ONE OF THOSE BAGS OF SUGAR, I'LL FINISH
THE CIRCLE, AND ALL WILL BE AS IT WAS.
OF COURSE, HEINRICH.
ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] RR-AAH!
AAAAAH!
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LET'S MOVE.
UH, ARE YOU SURE IT WAS SMART TO COME HERE, NUMBUH 1?
THE DISTRESS BEACON SPECIFICALLY TOLD US TO STAY AWAY FROM
SECTOR "U."
WHICH IS A SURE SIGN THAT SOMETHING'S UP.
HONESTLY, OF ALL THE TIMES FOR NUMBUH 5 TO BE OFF ON SOME
RIDICULOUS CANDY-HUNTING SAFARI.
AAAAAH!
[ MUTTERING ] PAINFUL!
I THINK I BROKE MY SHOE-FOOT.
OH, HELLO.
HAVE A CARA-- WHOA!
OOH, OOH.
NEED HELP.
THEN BE GOING, GOING!
WOW. THEY'LL LET ANYONE IN SECTOR "U," WON'T THEY?
YEAH, WHAT A DORK!
SHE'S WORSE THAN NUMBUH 13.
CARAMEL FOR THE NICE LADY!
EW! THAT'S BEEN ON THE FLOOR!
PLEASE, WITH THE TAKING AND THE EATING AND THE NOW WOULD BE
NICE!
D'OH! NO!
[ GUNFIRE, ALL SCREAMING ] OHH!
[ GASPS ] HELP! GET ME DOWN!
CAN'T! THEY'VE GOT ME, TOO!
[ Straining ] SAME HERE!
[ GASPS ] MY CARAMELS!
D'OH! HUH?
[ CHUCKLES ] ABIGAIL LINCOLN.
THAT'S NUMBUH 5?!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?!
I HAVE TAKEN FROM HER WHAT SHE VALUED MOST.
I HAVE TAKEN HER COOLNESS.
AI!
MMM, UND IT TASTES DELICIOUS!
AND WHILE SHE MAY HAVE HELPED THE GUATEMALAN KIDS NEXT DOOR
ESCAPE A SIMILAR FATE, LOOK WHAT SHE'S BROUGHT ME INSTEAD.
WHAT SHE'S BROUGHT YOU IS A BUTT-KICKING!
KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!
1!
2!
3!
4!
5 -- D'OH! AAH!
NOT SO COORDINATED ANYMORE, ARE WE, MEIN KINDERLEIN?
[ CLEARS THROAT ] NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MY TEAM.
YOU MUST TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR LEADERSHIP SKILLS, NUMBUH 1.
I WONDER WHAT THEY WILL TASTE LIKE.
WHAT ARE YOU -- [ RUMBLING ]
WHA?
[ ALL SCREAMING ] [ GROANS ]
HUH?!
UH, WHAT HAPPENED?!
MMM...
YOUR LEADERSHIP IS QUITE THE DELICACY -- BOLD, YET VERY
SMOOTH.
[ GRUNTS ] UND YOUR INTELLIGENCE,
HERR 2, SHARP BUT SATISFYINGLY COMPLEX.
PEANUT-BUTTER BOWLING BALLS.
[ LAUGHS ] UND, FRAULEIN 3...
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT YOUR CHEERFULNESS, IT'S --
IT'S ALMOST TOO SWEET.
WHATEVER.
UND, NUMBUH 4...
AAH!
...YOUR FEROCITY IS A BIT SIMPLISTIC BUT, UH...VERY
STRONG.
OHH, OHH!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO US?!
THE SAME THING I DID TO DEAR ABIGAIL, HERR 1.
YOU SEE...
ON THE 5th NIGHT OF THE 5th MONTH OF EVERY 5th YEAR, THERE
IS A PYRAMID THAT HAS THE POWER TO CREATE THE MOST DELICIOUS
SWEETS THAT HAVE EVER EXISTED -- THE GOLDEN CARAMELS OF
KANDACRUNCHALAN.
IT IS A VERY TRICKY RITUAL.
THE LINES OF POWER MUST BE DRAWN.
VAST QUANTITIES OF SUGAR ARE NEEDED TO FUEL THE REACTION.
AND, OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T GET SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.
THE CARAMELS ARE FORMED FROM THE VICTIM'S MOST PRIZED QUALITY,
YOU SEE.
UND TO MAKE THEM, SOMEONE HAS TO GIVE UP THE PART OF
THEMSELVES THEY ARE THE PROUDEST OF.
SO I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT ALL OF YOU?!"
EVERY ONE OF YOUR TREE HOUSES CONTAINS ENOUGH CANDY TO FEED
ALL OF FRANKFURT -- ENOUGH THAT IF I LINK THEM TOGETHER INTO ONE
GIGANTIC CIRCLE, IT WOULD ALLOW ME TO EXTEND THE RITUAL OF
CARAMELIZATION ACROSS HALF THE CONTINENT!
AS WE SPEAK, THE TRANSFORMATION IS RACING TOWARDS THE NEXT TREE
HOUSE IN THE CHAIN.
SOON, EVEN MORE CARAMELS WILL BE MINE FOR THE TAKING!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] B-B-BUT HOW COME YOU WEREN'T
AFFECTED?
BECAUSE I ALREADY LOST WHAT I PRIZE MOST A LONG TIME AGO.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN, KIDS NEXT DOOR!
PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] WHOA! WAIT! D'OH!
[ WHIMPERS ] WHAT DO WE DO?
WHO CARES?
[ ALL SOBBING ] LOOK AT YOU -- SO HELPLESS
UND PATHETIC.
[ ALL SCREAMING ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY, HUMS ]
AAAAAH!
ACH! TOO MUCH WITH THE SPICY!
AAH!
I'LL SAVE THESE FOR LATER -- AAH! MEIN CARAMELS!
[ GASPS ] HIDE!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] THOSE BELONG TO ME!
GET BACK HERE!
AAH!
OOH!
[ WHIMPERS ] IS THIS IT?
ARE WE HERE?
[ GROWLS ] [ WHIMPERING ]
OUT OF MY WAY!
[ SOBBING ] YOU BIG MEANIE!
LIFE IS MISERY.
HIDE!
[ GRUNTS, PANTING ] YII!
GIVE ME MEIN CARAMELS, FRAULEIN!
[ PANTING ] WHOA!
AAAAH!
OH!
WHOA!
YAH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] THIS IS THE LAST OF YOUR
CARAMELS, ABIGAIL!
I'VE EATEN ALL THE OTHERS, AND ONCE THIS ONE IS GONE, YOU'LL BE
A HELPLESS, NERDY FREAK GIRL FOREVER!
B-B-BUT -- BUT NOTHING.
YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME.
YOU LEFT ME ALONE WITH MEIN BAG OF CARAMELS FIVE YEARS AGO.
IF ONLY YOU'D STOPPED ME FROM EATING THEM ALL, I WOULD NOT BE
LIKE THIS.
BUT, HEINRICH, YOU DIDN'T EAT THEM ALL.
[ GASPS ] IS -- IS THAT...
I KNEW THAT IF I GAVE IT TO YOU BACK THEN, YOU WOULD HAVE
SWALLOWED IT IN A SECOND, SO I KEPT IT ALL THESE YEARS.
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE BY NOW YOU'D HAVE LEARNED TO SHARE YOUR
CANDY.
YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
[ Voice breaking ] ALL THIS TIME, YOU COULD HAVE HELPED ME!
I COULD HAVE FOUND A WAY TO BREAK THE CURSE.
BUT I'M TELLING YOU HOW TO BREAK THE CURSE.
IF YOU WILLINGLY GIVE YOUR CARAMEL AWAY, IT RELEASES THE
PART OF YOU THAT'S TRAPPED INSIDE.
JUST HAND IT BACK TO ME, AND YOU'LL BE YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN.
LIAR!
YOU ONLY WANT TO KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF.
IT'S MY CARAMEL!
MY SWEET, JUICY, DELICIOUS...
[ WHIMPERING ] HEINRICH, JUST SHARE IT WITH
ME.
I PROMISE. IT'LL ALL BE OKAY.
WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?!
BECAUSE YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN CANDY.
[ Voice breaking ] I-I WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
[ SOBBING ] AND YOU WILL BE AGAIN.
I SWEAR IT.
NOW, C-C-COME ON.
HEY! I AM NOT UGLY ANYMORE!
WE'RE BACK! YAY!
[ ALL CHEERING ] DID YOU SEND WORD TO THE
OTHER TREE HOUSES?
YEAH, SHARE YOUR CRUDDY CANDY, AND YOU'LL TURN BACK TO
NORMAL.
HEY, NUMBUH 5, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
OH, WHAT A FOX.
THIS IS HENRIETTA VON MARZIPAN.
SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE.
WHO MUST NOW GO TO HELP UNDO THE WRONGS I HAVE DONE.
THANKS FOR NOT GIVING UP ON ME, ABIGAIL.
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, AUF WIEDERSEHEN!
BE GOOD, HEINIE!
OHH! EWW!
YUCK!
SO, NOW WE GOT TO GO FIND WHERE HEINRICH IS, HUH?
UH...NUMBUH 4...
HE WHAT?!
THE SURFACE APPEARS TO BE, UH, VERY, VERY FINE GRAIN AS YOU
GET CLOSE TO IT.
I'M GONNA STEP OFF THE LUNAR MODULE NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] Shh! Shh!
I LOVE THIS PART!
THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, THAT NEVER GETS OLD.
THAT WAS FOOTAGE FROM THE FAMOUS APOLLO MOON LANDING, AND
TO CELEBRATE THAT HISTORIC EVENT'S ANNIVERSARY, THE
NATIONAL SPACE AGENCY HAS ANNOUNCED A PLAN TO BOLDLY
RETURN TO THE MOON...
NEXT WEEK.
FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR, BACK IN 1969, THE UNITED STATES
BECAME THE FIRST COUNTRY TO SEND A MAN TO THE MOON, OR SO THEY
THOUGHT.
THE TRUTH IS, OUR MOON BASE WAS ALREADY HERE BY THEN, SO TO KEEP
IT A SECRET, THE KIDS NEXT DOOR OF THAT TIME PULLED OFF ONE OF
THE MOST LEGENDARY AND UNPOSSIBLE MISSIONS EVER.
THEY FAKED THE MOON LANDING.
AFTER REROUTING THE ADULTS' ROCKET TO A REMOTE LOCATION,
THEY PUT ON A SHOW THAT COMPLETELY FOOLED THEM.
NOW IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.
IS IT TRUE THEY'RE SENDING UP AN ENTIRE FAMILY TO SEE IF THE
MOON CAN BE COLONIZED?
I'M AFRAID SO, NUMBUH 2, SO HERE'S THE PLAN.
[ CHUCKLES ] NUMBUH 5 HERE'S WONDERING WHO
THE POOR SAP IS THAT GOT SUCKERED INTO GOING TO THE MOON
WITH HIS FAMILY.
MOM!
DO WE HAVE TO MOVE?
DON'T WORRY, MY LITTLE DINGO.
YOU'LL MAKE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS ON THE MOON.
LIKE ME AND YOUR MUM AND, UM...JOEY.
WE'LL LIVE JUST LIKE WE NORMALLY DO.
[ CHUCKLES ] EXCEPT ON THE MOON.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
AFTER ALL, WE HAVE A MOON TO COLONIZE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ SIGHS ]
NUMBUH 1, ARE YOU SURE THIS WHOLE FAKE-LANDING THING'S GONNA
WORK AGAIN?
YOU KNOW NUMBUH 4 CAN'T KEEP A SECRET.
I KNOW, ABBY.
THAT'S WHY WE HAVEN'T TOLD HIM ABOUT THE PLAN.
GET OUT!
MAN, THIS MISSION'S GONNA BE MORE FUN THAN I THOUGHT.
PLACES EVERYONE.
THEY'RE ABOUT TO LAUNCH.
IGNITION!
BOOSTER ROCKET FALLING AWAY.
NUMBUH 5, OVERRIDE THE SPACE AGENCY'S COMMUNICATION
SYSTEM...NOW!
ON IT.
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT THAT CAN GO WRONG.
HEY!
THEY'RE BLIND.
RIGHT.
NUMBUH 2, DIVERT THAT ROCKET.
PIECE OF CAKE WITH A SPACE POD ON TOP.
STEADY NOW.
STEADY.
COME ON, BABY. COME ON.
YES!
AND I GOT THE HIGH SCORE.
GOOD WORK, NUMBUH 2.
NOW UNBLOCK THE FEED.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CONGRATULATIONS, GENTLEMEN.
WE DID IT!
WELL, WE'RE HERE.
TAKE A LOOK, SON.
IT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
OUR JOB IS TO MAKE SURE THE BEETLES FAMILY HAS THE WORST AND
SHORTEST STAY ON THE MOON EVER!
SO PLACES, EVERYONE.
AND...
CUE THE EARTH!
WOW.
CHECK IT OUT, WALLABEE.
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
"FREE HAMBURGERS"?!
OH, MAN!
THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FREE HAMBURGERS ON EARTH?!
CAN WE GO, DAD?
OH, SORRY, SON.
THIS IS OUR NEW HOME NOW.
OHH.
BUT THIS PLACE IS SO BORING, AND IT'S FREEZING.
FREEZING, HUH?
MAKE IT COLDER, NUMBUH 2.
COLDER?!
ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE MY RAINBOW MONKEY THE SNIFFLES?
DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 3.
THIS IS A STRICTLY BEETLE-FLAVORED POPSICLE.
[ WIND HOWLS ] AAH!
DID IT JUST GET C-C-COLDER IN HERE?
OH, DON'T WORRY.
JUST TURN UP THE HEAT INSIDE YOUR SPACE SUIT.
AHH.
OH, CRUD.
NOW MY SPACE PANTS ARE ALL WET.
WELL, NOTHING DRIES OUT WET SPACE PANTS LIKE DOING YOUR
CHORES.
BUT -- THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
AAH!
SO HOP TO IT, SON.
OH, MAN.
STUPID CHORES AND STUPID MOWING WITH A STUPID MOWER.
STUPID PLACE -- OW!
HEY, WALLABEE!
TAKE A BREAK FROM YOUR CHORES AND COME PLAY CATCH LIKE WE DID
BACK ON EARTH, HUH?
I'LL BET IT FLIES KILLER FAR IN ALL THIS LOW GRAV--
WHOA! OHH!
NICE ONE, KIDDO.
SO THEY WANT TO PLAY CATCH, EH?
BRING ON THE METEOR SHOWER!
ALL RIGHT, SON, GO LONG.
WHOA! OHH!
ARE YOU OKAY, POP?
SURE, SON, BUT, UH, WHERE'D THE FOOTBALL GO?
[ GASPS ] CANCEL THE METEOR SHOWER!
AND GET THAT WINDOW FIXED NOW!
GO! GO! GO!
WHOA!
WELL, YOU THREW IT.
I KNOW, BUT IT JUST DISAPPEARED.
WAIT.
I THINK I SEE SOMETHING.
QUICK! CUE THE COMET!
DAD! LOOK!
♪ RAINBOW MONKEY AAH! WHAT THE...
♪ BRINGING YOU BALLOONS IF YOU'RE FEELIN' FUNKY ♪
GET HER!
HEY! LET ME GO!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] OOH.
A COMET, WALLABEE.
OH, ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
OH, WHATEVER!
IF WE CAN'T FIND THE BALL, I'M GOING INSIDE TO WATCH TV.
WOULD YOU MIND PLAYING SOMEWHERE ELSE, NUMBUH 3?
WE'RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
PBHT!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ] SPECIAL RAINBOW MONKEY
"WELCOME TO THE MOON" BALLOON FOR WALLABEE!
GET HER OUT OF THERE!
[ RINGING CONTINUES ] ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY! I'M COMING!
HUH?
HMM.
MUST HAVE BEEN A WRONG NUMBER.
HEY! LET GO OF ME! COME ON!
YOU'RE SQUISHING MY MONKEY!
WHAT DO YOU SAY, SON?
SQUEEZE YOU SOME MORE HAM?
UM...
DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT, KIDDO.
THIS HAM TASTES LIKE IT'S MADE OUT OF PIG!
MOM, CAN'T WE HAVE SOME REAL FOOD?
OH, WALLABEE, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A MOON BASE THAT
DELIVERS PIZZA AROUND HERE.
AND WHO CARES?
WE'VE GOT SQUEEZABLE PIZZA ANYWAY.
GIVE IT A TRY.
NO!
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE CRUDDY MOON FOOD!
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!
I KEEP TELLING YOU, THIS IS OUR HOME, AND YOU KNOW THAT KIND
OF BEHAVIOR ISN'T TOLERATED HERE OR ON EARTH.
NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM, PLEASE.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] IT'S SO UNFAIR.
STUPID FAMILY!
[ Imitating Mrs. Beetles ] WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A MOON
BASE THAT DELIVERS PIZZA.
[ Normal voice ] UGH!
WAIT A MINUTE.
MOON BASE?
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE?
SON?
WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS WHOLE "LIVING ON THE MOON"
THING.
YOUR MOTHER GETS THE IDEA THAT YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT HERE.
WALLABEE?
KIDDO?
HEY, WHAT'S NUMBUH 4 DOING?
WHERE'S HE GOING?
GET A MIKE DOWN THERE STAT.
I'M ALL EARS.
I'LL HAVE A LITTLE CHEESEBURGER WHEN I GET TO KIDS
NEXT DOOR MOON BASE.
YEP, IT SHOULD BE RIGHT OVER THAT HILL.
OH, NO!
HE'S GONNA REACH THE EDGE OF THE SET!
WHAT DO WE DO?
WAIT. OH, WHAT NOW?
SON, COME BACK!
THERE'S NO PLACE TO RUN AWAY ON THE MOON.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
WALLABEE.
I SAID, LEAVE ME ALONE!
WE BETTER DO SOMETHING FAST!
INITIATE PLAN CAPACHIMICHANGA!
UH, WALLABEE!
PLEASE, COME BACK!
AAH!
MOON ALIENS!
AAH! NO! NO, NO!
PLEASE, DON'T EAT MY HEAD!
AAH!
I'LL SAVE YOU, SON!
BACK TO THE HOUSE!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] QUICK! SHUT THE DOOR!
[ SHRIEKS ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]
AMAZING!
ALIEN LIFE ON THE MOON!
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, GENTLEMEN.
WE'VE GOT TO DESTROY IT.
MOM, DAD?
BEFORE WE GET EATEN ALIVE, I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY I'VE
BEEN SUCH A JERK AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME ON THE MOON.
OH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, SON.
YOUR MUM AND I ARE SORRY WE MADE US ALL MOVE HERE IN THE FIRST
PLACE.
I JUST WISH WE COULD ALL GO HOME.
WELL, DEAR, WE COULD ALWAYS USE THE EMERGENCY GO-HOME
BUTTON.
BUT THAT NICE MAN FROM THE SPACE AGENCY SAID THAT WAS ONLY
FOR EMERGENCY.
[ ALL SCREAMING ] I'D SAY THIS IS A CRUDDY
EMERGENCY, POP!
SAY, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
[ GRUNTING ] [ ALL CHEERING ]
WE DID IT!
[ Sarcastically ] NICE JOB, NUMBUH 1.
YOU GOT THEM TO LEAVE THE FAKE MOON AT THE EXPENSE OF
ELEVENTY-HUNDRED MISSILES BLOWING UP THE REAL MOON.
D-DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 362.
WE'VE GOT A PLAN.
QUICK! SOMEBODY COME UP WITH A PLAN!
IMPACT IN FIVE...
FOUR...
THREE...
TWO...
[ ALL CHEERING ] NOW THE MOON WILL NEVER BE
COLONIZED.
OH, WELL.
WHO WANTS SOME FREE HAMBURGERS?
OH! OH! OH, YES!
THAT WAS A GREAT IDEA, NUMBUH 3 -- DIVERT THE MISSILES
AND FAKE THE MOON BLOWING UP.
BRILLIANT!
YEAH, BUT, UM...
WHERE DID YOU DIVERT ALL THOSE MISSILES TO?
THE FAKE MOON, SILLY.
Both: THE FAKE MOON?!
[ MISSILES APPROACHING ] UH...HOUSTON, WE GOT A
PROBLEM.
♪ DUN, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ PLAYIN' ON THE MOON, YEAH!
♪ DUN, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ I'M PLAYIN' ON THE MOON
♪ NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ FREEZIN' IN MY SUIT
♪ YEAH! ♪ HUH, DUN, NUH, DUH
♪ FREEZIN' IN MY SUIT ♪ IN MY SUIT, SUIT, SUIT
♪ YEAH! ♪ UNH, DUH, DUH, DUH
♪ DEAD'S THE FEELIN' AT MY SHOES ♪
♪ DUN, DUH, DUH, DUH ♪ DUST IS UP MY NOSE
♪ DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH ♪ IT'S A-GONNA FREEZE OFF
♪ DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH ♪ FREEZE RIGHT OFF MY HEAD
♪ YEAH! ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUH
♪ EATIN' HAM FROM A TUBE