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夜上海 夜上海 夜上海

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杀死你 杀死你 杀死你 杀死你

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顶呀!顶呀!

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上呀

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唉!手球啊!

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不是呀!

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唉!

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肥周哥,怎么了?担心老婆呀?

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倒也是

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楼下一对两夫妇刚刚自杀死了!

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这两天我回去都有点害怕遇见鬼

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鬼?什么鬼?

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用不着这么大反应吧?

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我是问你,是不是担心老婆怕鬼呀?

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不是!阿凤才不怕鬼的!

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我是担心大风大雨!

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她一个人在家!

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打电话回去又打不通

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怕她有什么事!

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要不要我叫阿宝过去看看?

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不用麻烦啦

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就隔壁有什么麻烦?

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我打个电话给他!

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不用了阿芝!阿凤没事的!谢谢!

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好棒!

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唉!有没有弄错啊?

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都说富咸会赢的!

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幸好听你的!

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相信这家伙一成就完蛋了!

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伤不伤心啊现在?

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什么?

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喂!阿虫哥!不是!灯哥!请买单!

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三号台买单呀!

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离谱的!

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势均力敌当然买主场啦

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还要让平半!

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如果让不起就不会让啦

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波是圆的!阿叔都有说啦!

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你现在的心情是不是很气结呢!

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你就想了

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都说这些是鬼盘

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看你会不会把握了!

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势均力敌当然要买下盘了在这种环境

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下盘!下次你就知!

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灯哥!多谢二百五十块!

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二百五十块那么便宜?三百蚊唔驶找!

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多谢虫哥!不,是多谢灯哥!

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多谢灯哥!

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走了!走了

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明天买什么记得通知一声!拜

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下次再来呀!多谢!

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我通你老娘

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终有一天我会赢得啪啪响!

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到时你别向我要提示

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欠人一身债

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终有一天被人打得啪啪响吧

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我告诉你!

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这个时候还要挑衅我的情绪?

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知不知道谁最恶呀?

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我当然知道!穷人嘛!

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你有没有听过电视说!

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切勿沉迷赌博啊!

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不赌不知时运高呀

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你不懂的,不跟你说

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算计一下尾场买什么好

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清理呀!

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多少钱?

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百九十元!

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三百块!

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多谢!多谢!

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谢谢!

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肥周哥反正老板不在

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又没顾客,先回去吧

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还有活要干呀!

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行了!就留给我和阿虫阿强就可以

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巴塞罗那多少赔率?

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平手?二千蚊巴塞!

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干嘛又扯到我身上呀?

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肥周哥想回家看看老婆不行吗?

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这么大雨!你帮不帮忙呀?

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还有尾场呀!

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肥周哥平时怎样帮你忙你都忘记了!

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行了!我跟肥周是老朋友!没计较的!

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行了行了!

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行了

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谢谢!

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快点走吧!小心点啊!

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阿虫!帮手执拾啊,还看波经!

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行了

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有没有搞错?一来就搭肩膀!

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你两口子是不是串通的?

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你抽大麻了?

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你少抽点吧

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少抽点没灵感呀!

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没灵感?这么晚下来干嘛?

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接你嘛,这么大雨,你又没带伞

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还没下班呀,你先坐吧

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你有没有东西不要呀?

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黄婆!我被你吓死了!

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你走路怎么没声音的?

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这么怕死你就快点搬吧

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趁现在人家收楼,能走就走吧

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那你怎么不走?

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你们不离开!我怎可以走?

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又跟我有关?

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这把伞我不要啦,你拿去吧

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多谢!

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忠伯

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周生回来了!

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是呀!

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我等你回来!

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忠伯!管理费我迟几天再给你吧

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好!

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对了!这里的住客也搬得七七八八了!

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应该没什么人交管理费了

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你到底有没有工资?

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工资属等闲事吧!

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只要这里一天有人居住!我也不会走!

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老婆…老婆

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老婆!夜了,你又在干什么?

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我打算煮两只鸡蛋给你

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你今天生日啊!

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是吗?我也忘了!

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让我帮你!

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小心呀!

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有没有破呀?

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没有!

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这鸡蛋好像坏了!

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没理由的!鸡蛋明明是你前天才买的

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怎会这么快变坏?

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是吗?不要紧吧

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让我尝尝

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不行!医生吩咐过

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你不可以随便吃东西

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尝一点没关系!来吧!

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不行!一点!万一有什么事怎办

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不要吃!

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那我再弄给你吧

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不用了!我先去洗澡!

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老婆!老婆!玩接龙吗?

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玩什么?今个月去过了!又挑?

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奖你生日啊!

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不用啦!

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这个好吗?

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不好!

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不好还直勾勾地看?

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我是看计算机有没有事!

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老婆呀!你别整天上色情网页吧!

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我是怕你闷

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才买部计算机回来让你玩接龙

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帮你挑选嘛!

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都说不用了!

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你有需要很正常,只怪我给不了你

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干嘛又说这些呢?我够了

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我说了不介意你跟别的女人做

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只要你做足安全措施!

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不可以找同一个女人!不可以

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不可以有真感情,留精不留情嘛

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行了,老婆!

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这个好吗?

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这个!这个是什么来的?

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我挑第二个给你!这个不错呀!

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不行不行!

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为什么?哗!哗!

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哗!很丑!第二个!

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什么?不好吗咩?

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不好不好!

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这个吧,我觉得这个不错

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麻烦请等一下!谢谢!

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哼.这次一定要蛇仔明还钱!

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不可以心软!一借就三年

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三年之后又三年,都快十年了!

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那混蛋住哪个单位呢?

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洗楼呀?

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喂,这么巧?

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这个好吗?

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昨天你尾场赢回来吗?

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别提了!非跳楼不可了!

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那你还来嫖妓?

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散散心也要呀!

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反正都是死,起码要开个荤

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做只风流鬼嘛!

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喂!一场死党

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去你那儿住几天行不行?

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喂!一场死党,不行行不行呀?

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别这样吧

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你不是不知道我老婆的环境

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不太方便

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不是呀,我觉得很方便

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我还可以帮你照顾她

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我老婆很独立,不用人照顾

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我去告发,说你来嫖妓

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什么?我老婆帮我挑的!

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你有种!

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你找到你要找的那个蛇仔明没有?

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那…你还会不会来找我呀?

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会!当然会!

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但是我不想你来

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为什么?

201
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姊妹们都说跟客人发生感情

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一定没有好结果!

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哦!这里是肥周的家?天意啊!

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你找谁呀?

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5B肥周

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找完朋友就快点走!

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我何时走关你什么事!

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是…是不是出来呀?

209
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那么多地方不去,偏偏来这里呀?

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探望朋友!探望朋友!很快就走

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哗!这么夜了!还是找天再来!

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看完朋友要马上走!

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我知道了!我知道了!

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

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什么?

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我问你有没有东西不要呀?

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婆婆,你是人还是鬼呀?

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人鬼都不会分就到处跑

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你这样的外表,很难分呀!

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我赠你一句,眼看未为真呀!

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不知道你说什么?

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

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有了,有了!这二十元不要的!

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谢谢!

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小伙子!

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再赠你一句!

227
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不要再赌啦,小心把命输掉呀

228
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你咒我呀给你钱你反而咒我?

229
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活该你当要饭!

230
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几十岁人也是这样的!

231
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不赌,不赌!我不赌请你吃红枣!

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肥周这个人

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怎会这么有同情心收留我呢!

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呀!有!阿宝!

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宝!真的谢谢呀!我住几天就走啦!

236
00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:58,572
行啦!少麻烦了!

237
00:20:01,072 --> 00:20:02,153
喂!尝尝啊!

238
00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,106
不要!

239
00:20:04,147 --> 00:20:05,742
好东西不要?不识货

240
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,621
为何还在这?

241
00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:31,864
干嘛每次都那么迟?

242
00:20:31,887 --> 00:20:33,658
小姐!你这种说法要戒啦!

243
00:20:33,681 --> 00:20:35,407
我肯送来算不错啦!

244
00:20:35,955 --> 00:20:38,642
你们这幢大厦像间鬼屋

245
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,295
我们店里只有我敢来!

246
00:20:41,368 --> 00:20:44,241
鬼你的头!鬼屋有美女住吗?

247
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,214
小姐!你这种说法又要戒了!

248
00:20:46,237 --> 00:20:48,214
OK!就当你真是美女!

249
00:20:49,089 --> 00:20:51,164
为什么鬼屋不能有美女住呢?

250
00:20:58,538 --> 00:21:01,206
对了!棒啊!肚饿!吃东西!

251
00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:02,791
对不起!没你的份!

252
00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,654
不是吧?过门也是客呀!

253
00:21:05,136 --> 00:21:06,381
我只想你快点走!

254
00:21:07,603 --> 00:21:09,492
我想在这住几天而已!

255
00:21:09,525 --> 00:21:13,075
阿芝你这么漂亮!一定有一颗善心!

256
00:21:13,497 --> 00:21:14,819
善心我当然有!

257
00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:16,229
不过不是向着你!

258
00:21:16,252 --> 00:21:18,214
我也帮过你很多次了!

259
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,271
我劝过你戒赌!

260
00:21:19,294 --> 00:21:22,250
我在金钱上帮过你!精神上也帮过你!

261
00:21:22,274 --> 00:21:25,475
你怎么样?你自己死性不改,怪不了人

262
00:21:26,406 --> 00:21:28,481
那就再帮这一次吧!

263
00:21:29,097 --> 00:21:30,145
不行!

264
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:33,974
求求你了,要不是追债的追上门

265
00:21:33,997 --> 00:21:36,024
我也不用无家可归

266
00:21:36,047 --> 00:21:39,346
天大地大,你叫我走哪里去?

267
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:43,199
好呀!你喜欢赌博!我就跟你赌!

268
00:21:43,222 --> 00:21:45,730
如果你赢了我就让你留下来

269
00:21:45,753 --> 00:21:46,691
但如果你输了

270
00:21:46,714 --> 00:21:48,625
就请你马上走!怎么样?

271
00:21:49,949 --> 00:21:53,083
好!我偏不信我赢不了你,怎么赌?

272
00:21:54,082 --> 00:21:56,954
就赌我这盒外卖是什么!

273
00:22:04,236 --> 00:22:05,612
干炒牛河!

274
00:22:08,144 --> 00:22:09,082
真的对不起了!

275
00:22:09,105 --> 00:22:11,035
是湿炒牛河!

276
00:22:11,058 --> 00:22:14,078
都是牛河而已!也不是全错!

277
00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:15,039
阿宝!你说对不对?

278
00:22:15,062 --> 00:22:17,749
阿宝!愿赌服输

279
00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:19,716
别说我不指条明路给你走!

280
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,182
楼下二楼有个单位丢空着!

281
00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:24,925
你要躲几天嘛,就去那躲呀!

282
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:37,899
楼下那单位,前几天才死了人呀

283
00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:40,304
死了人就不住得吗?

284
00:23:12,784 --> 00:23:13,800
谁呀?

285
00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:18,142
是不是有人进去呀?喂?

286
00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:21,464
唉!总要闯进去的!

287
00:23:22,073 --> 00:23:23,683
你怕他转头不会走出来吗

288
00:23:23,707 --> 00:23:25,499
你别多管闲事吧

289
00:24:21,653 --> 00:24:26,066
不要睡这里!

290
00:24:26,137 --> 00:24:32,220
不要睡这里!

291
00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:39,999
不要睡这里…不要睡这里…

292
00:24:45,997 --> 00:24:49,067
不要睡这里

293
00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:49,237
吓着你吗,先生?没事嘛?

294
00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:52,921
没什么,我听见球赛声音

295
00:25:52,944 --> 00:25:54,170
所以就看一下

296
00:25:54,193 --> 00:25:55,868
哦!我在看球赛呀!吵着你吗?

297
00:25:55,891 --> 00:25:57,322
没有!没吵着!没吵着!

298
00:25:58,741 --> 00:26:01,217
哦?你的手受了伤!没事嘛?

299
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,204
对了!怎会的?没事没事!

300
00:26:03,227 --> 00:26:04,122
进来涂点药水吧!进来涂点药水!

301
00:26:04,155 --> 00:26:05,465
不用了,不用了!不用客气!

302
00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:06,582
阿寿!左邻右里没关系吧!

303
00:26:07,486 --> 00:26:08,232
不用了不用了!

304
00:26:08,255 --> 00:26:10,250
别客气!别客气!进来吧!进来吧!

305
00:26:10,273 --> 00:26:11,223
怎么好意思呀!

306
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:12,636
别客气!

307
00:26:12,676 --> 00:26:13,375
怎么好意思呀!

308
00:26:13,412 --> 00:26:14,843
真的不用客气啊!

309
00:26:16,647 --> 00:26:18,723
你坐一会儿!我拿胶布给你!

310
00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:20,489
谢谢!

311
00:26:34,938 --> 00:26:36,837
我叫阿虫呀!怎样称呼?

312
00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:38,520
我叫阿福!

313
00:26:38,557 --> 00:26:42,817
阿福呀?好少女人改男人名字的

314
00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:43,788
是不是有玄机呢?

315
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,421
是呀!我妈妈想我有福气!

316
00:26:45,444 --> 00:26:46,821
就叫我阿福了!

317
00:26:48,936 --> 00:26:51,187
你来认识女孩还是看球赛?

318
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,226
不好意思!

319
00:26:53,036 --> 00:26:54,445
我们说什么关你什么事!

320
00:26:55,438 --> 00:26:57,262
对了!这位大哥怎样称呼?

321
00:26:58,385 --> 00:26:59,740
阿虫哥是吧!

322
00:26:59,763 --> 00:27:01,213
是呀!是呀!

323
00:27:01,236 --> 00:27:03,028
阿禄的性格是这样的

324
00:27:03,062 --> 00:27:05,105
不要介意!我帮你!

325
00:27:05,656 --> 00:27:06,290
谢谢,谢谢!

326
00:27:06,329 --> 00:27:08,452
这些是女人的工作!我帮你!

327
00:27:08,475 --> 00:27:09,491
好呀!

328
00:27:10,686 --> 00:27:12,892
对了,虫哥!你住在哪一层?

329
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,336
我不是住在这里的!

330
00:27:15,395 --> 00:27:16,891
难怪这么生面口了

331
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:18,498
你住这里吗?

332
00:27:18,534 --> 00:27:19,484
不是啊!

333
00:27:20,871 --> 00:27:23,394
他们俩是我的朋友!来看球赛而已!

334
00:27:25,356 --> 00:27:26,766
成功了!

335
00:27:27,214 --> 00:27:28,361
你赌不赌?

336
00:27:31,122 --> 00:27:35,251
我?我不赌简直不肯!

337
00:27:38,906 --> 00:27:40,324
呀!这就对了!

338
00:27:40,347 --> 00:27:42,772
我们现在四个人!

339
00:27:43,486 --> 00:27:47,101
不如一边打麻雀一边看球赛吧

340
00:27:48,676 --> 00:27:49,823
什么?不是吧?

341
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,194
你们打多大的?

342
00:27:54,217 --> 00:27:56,008
你是客!你说吧!

343
00:27:56,908 --> 00:28:00,588
小意思一两块吧,有什么规举呀?

344
00:28:06,197 --> 00:28:07,712
用不着这么毒吧?

345
00:28:07,735 --> 00:28:09,876
你不犯规就没事了!

346
00:28:10,618 --> 00:28:12,277
那也是!那也是!

347
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,143
对了!我今天身上没带现金!

348
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:16,509
大家打筹码行不行?

349
00:28:19,427 --> 00:28:21,997
我们习惯用这些做筹码的!

350
00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:24,893
你看!每张都几千万!

351
00:28:25,512 --> 00:28:27,475
赌起来是不是豪爽得多呢

352
00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:28,949
很豪爽的!

353
00:28:28,972 --> 00:28:30,948
说那么多,你打不打呀?

354
00:28:31,438 --> 00:28:33,546
打!怎会不打!打!

355
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:38,163
咦!皇马球赛开了!

356
00:28:38,965 --> 00:28:40,064
虽然我是她的支持者!

357
00:28:40,087 --> 00:28:41,583
但这次她赢不了!

358
00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:43,171
我就说0比0!

359
00:28:43,194 --> 00:28:46,021
不是吧!我买重她了!

360
00:28:46,044 --> 00:28:49,278
你对又买不对又买!输定了!

361
00:28:50,177 --> 00:28:52,253
打麻雀吧!打麻雀吧!

362
00:28:58,378 --> 00:28:59,590
食糊!

363
00:29:00,652 --> 00:29:03,448
食糊!给钱!清一色!

364
00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:04,632
二索!

365
00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:08,270
食糊!二索!清一色!给钱!

366
00:29:08,884 --> 00:29:09,550
红中!

367
00:29:09,588 --> 00:29:12,769
食糊!大三元!给钱!

368
00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,178
发财!

369
00:29:14,201 --> 00:29:18,342
食糊!真棒!尾糊也吃了!

370
00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:21,270
速速给钱!行了,行了!好!买单!

371
00:29:22,402 --> 00:29:23,778
好了!好了!好了!

372
00:29:23,811 --> 00:29:24,620
我剩下两张而已!

373
00:29:24,643 --> 00:29:25,549
我也是!

374
00:29:25,572 --> 00:29:26,702
我也只剩下两张!

375
00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:30,177
你们三个真有趣,一起输那么多

376
00:29:32,556 --> 00:29:36,600
别这样吧,球赛你们可赢了不少呀

377
00:29:36,623 --> 00:29:39,562
我们三个只猜赛果不下赌的!

378
00:29:39,635 --> 00:29:41,546
不是吧?有钱也不要!

379
00:29:41,588 --> 00:29:43,199
赢那么多钱干什么?

380
00:29:43,222 --> 00:29:45,844
不是吧!赢那么多钱干什么?

381
00:29:46,714 --> 00:29:49,541
喂!不如你们给我点提示!

382
00:29:49,564 --> 00:29:51,143
帮小弟赚回一点!

383
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:52,116
你很爱钱吗?

384
00:29:52,159 --> 00:29:55,195
我有时简直觉得自己爱钱多过爱自己

385
00:29:55,779 --> 00:29:56,941
那你今天晚上十二点再来

386
00:29:56,964 --> 00:29:58,307
到时我们给你提示

387
00:29:59,270 --> 00:30:00,286
早点来行不行呀?

388
00:30:00,872 --> 00:30:02,994
这样吧!你先给我电话!

389
00:30:03,017 --> 00:30:04,084
我们随时联络!

390
00:30:04,107 --> 00:30:07,886
拿什么电话?说好十二点就十二点!

391
00:30:08,687 --> 00:30:12,619
就是!提示也要慢慢想嘛,今晚见吧

392
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:16,881
不错!今晚见,今晚见!今晚十二点!

393
00:31:46,257 --> 00:31:48,332
小妹妹,你的家人呢?

394
00:31:51,157 --> 00:31:52,468
你自己一个人走来呀?

395
00:31:54,073 --> 00:31:55,570
那你认不认得路回家呀?

396
00:31:57,532 --> 00:31:59,356
哥哥送你去警察局

397
00:31:59,422 --> 00:32:01,792
让警察叔叔带你回家好不好呀?

398
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,824
如果你暂时不想回家的话

399
00:32:06,245 --> 00:32:07,695
那就上哥哥家坐一会

400
00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:09,182
晚一些我再送你回去吧

401
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,943
小妹妹,你饿不饿呀?

402
00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:23,153
不饿吗?

403
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:26,164
那哥哥去一去厕所!

404
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,959
等一会回来再跟你玩好不好?

405
00:32:36,099 --> 00:32:37,792
小妹妹

406
00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:39,708
咦!

407
00:32:52,915 --> 00:32:56,498
喂!怎搞什么?我的东西呢?

408
00:33:00,219 --> 00:33:02,502
拷!定是那小妹

409
00:33:02,525 --> 00:33:04,666
下次看到你就要你好看!

410
00:34:09,888 --> 00:34:10,474
肥周!

411
00:34:10,497 --> 00:34:11,927
见鬼呀你?死到哪去了?

412
00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:14,078
别怪我不警告你!小心,小心!

413
00:34:14,117 --> 00:34:16,028
你再这样下去,老板叫我炒你了!

414
00:34:16,423 --> 00:34:18,674
你代我跟老板说!我炒他才对!!

415
00:34:18,697 --> 00:34:20,805
这种发不了财的工作不适合我!

416
00:34:21,484 --> 00:34:23,799
不怕告诉你,又让我找到一条财路了!

417
00:34:23,822 --> 00:34:25,336
一世人两兄弟!要不要预你的份?

418
00:34:25,359 --> 00:34:26,604
算了啦

419
00:34:27,281 --> 00:34:29,821
有钱也不会赚,难怪你气色这么差!

420
00:34:29,844 --> 00:34:31,953
我发了财可别说我没出声叫你呀!

421
00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:34,676
快点换衣服开工啦!

422
00:34:34,714 --> 00:34:36,452
开你的头!我回来收拾东西的!

423
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:40,103
我早说过了!这种工作,滚开吧!

424
00:34:40,126 --> 00:34:43,927
这种工作做来干什么?你做吧

425
00:34:45,924 --> 00:34:47,535
那天结果找了哪个妞呀?

426
00:34:47,558 --> 00:34:48,290
娇娇!

427
00:34:48,326 --> 00:34:49,954
阿娇?行不行呀?

428
00:34:53,164 --> 00:34:55,534
样貌丑身材、服务又差!

429
00:34:55,566 --> 00:34:56,516
真的那么差?

430
00:34:57,104 --> 00:35:00,719
是真的!简直浪费金钱时间和精神

431
00:35:00,756 --> 00:35:02,878
算了吧!有钱你怕找不到女人?

432
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,075
阿娇不行,我找阿沙!

433
00:35:15,618 --> 00:35:18,478
你好,我是娇娇呀

434
00:35:18,501 --> 00:35:21,521
我现在听不到你电话

435
00:35:21,544 --> 00:35:23,587
不用说那么多的了

436
00:35:23,658 --> 00:35:28,716
想我就直接上来找我吧快点啊

437
00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:30,411
太晚我不等的

438
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,094
喂!丫头!你是谁?

439
00:35:45,664 --> 00:35:46,593
阿宝!

440
00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:49,530
丫头?

441
00:35:51,462 --> 00:35:53,585
丫头,你还敢在这里?快走呀!

442
00:35:53,608 --> 00:35:55,891
干嘛这么凶?小女孩来的!

443
00:35:55,914 --> 00:35:57,378
她扔掉我的东西呀!

444
00:35:58,509 --> 00:35:59,973
有什么吃完饭再说

445
00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:03,690
你干嘛扎两条辫子了?

446
00:36:04,435 --> 00:36:05,148
好不好看呀?

447
00:36:05,172 --> 00:36:07,924
你挽髻我也说你好看啦!

448
00:36:10,072 --> 00:36:11,171
向他道歉吧!

449
00:36:11,194 --> 00:36:12,373
对不起!

450
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:17,504
先吃东西好了

451
00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:19,771
吃这东西哪有营养?

452
00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,372
我煮饭给你!

453
00:36:26,377 --> 00:36:28,103
半夜煮饭?

454
00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:30,278
你会煮饭吗?

455
00:36:30,829 --> 00:36:32,424
吃饭了!快过来吧!

456
00:36:35,089 --> 00:36:36,913
好像很好吃似的!

457
00:36:37,684 --> 00:36:39,923
是啊,我煮的!你喜不喜欢?

458
00:36:40,727 --> 00:36:41,940
喜欢!

459
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:43,939
多吃点呀

460
00:36:43,962 --> 00:36:44,580
好呀!

461
00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:45,400
吃饭!

462
00:36:55,237 --> 00:36:56,220
这个给你吃!

463
00:37:01,484 --> 00:37:02,435
知道你还没吃饭

464
00:37:02,508 --> 00:37:04,055
买了一碗粥给你吃!

465
00:37:04,078 --> 00:37:05,967
你对我真好!

466
00:37:06,513 --> 00:37:07,212
你现在才知道吗?

467
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,444
知道又怎样

468
00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,772
我又不可以整天看到你!

469
00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:13,203
你以为我不想吗

470
00:37:13,912 --> 00:37:15,507
我已经一有空就来看你了!

471
00:37:17,371 --> 00:37:19,796
你说若我们天天也可以一起多好!

472
00:37:23,843 --> 00:37:26,432
不如你别干了!我养你!

473
00:37:26,469 --> 00:37:30,434
你养我?你养的我多久!

474
00:37:31,337 --> 00:37:34,603
不要紧吧!我们一起开心就行了!

475
00:37:36,559 --> 00:37:37,574
先吃粥吧!

476
00:37:38,353 --> 00:37:39,434
好热呀!

477
00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:42,606
我帮你吹凉它!

478
00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:46,159
吃得了!

479
00:37:48,251 --> 00:37:49,299
很美味呀!

480
00:37:51,517 --> 00:37:52,860
多吃一口吧

481
00:38:00,807 --> 00:38:02,085
很美味!

482
00:38:06,221 --> 00:38:07,685
老公!你回来了!

483
00:38:09,808 --> 00:38:12,572
老婆呀!你搞什么?搞到乱七八糟!

484
00:38:12,595 --> 00:38:13,308
给我,给我!

485
00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:14,846
我不小心打翻了

486
00:38:14,869 --> 00:38:16,256
你不要动好了

487
00:38:16,279 --> 00:38:17,889
安静坐着玩计算机不就好嘛

488
00:38:17,912 --> 00:38:19,189
若你再摔倒怎么办呢!

489
00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:23,224
为什么最近你回来都好像很累的?

490
00:38:24,127 --> 00:38:26,268
人家要工作嘛!

491
00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:29,213
你是不是开始觉得我烦?

492
00:38:30,116 --> 00:38:32,541
才回来,你让我歇口气行不行?

493
00:38:32,582 --> 00:38:34,225
如果你觉得我是一个负累

494
00:38:34,248 --> 00:38:37,268
你跟我说,我走!我不会再给你麻烦!

495
00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:40,164
你你又说这种话?你想

496
00:38:41,295 --> 00:38:42,825
老公!你怎么了?老公!

497
00:38:43,858 --> 00:38:49,232
老公!

498
00:38:59,522 --> 00:39:00,844
阿婆!又是你呀?

499
00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:03,587
我上次给你钱你就这样报答我?

500
00:39:04,070 --> 00:39:06,930
我上次送你那两句话不是报答了吗?

501
00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:09,411
行了!行了!多谢,多谢!多谢,多谢!

502
00:39:09,484 --> 00:39:11,895
请让一让!谢谢!谢谢!

503
00:39:11,918 --> 00:39:13,033
小伙子!

504
00:39:16,082 --> 00:39:17,262
有没有东西不要呀?

505
00:39:17,299 --> 00:39:21,012
我这条命不要了,合适的就拿去吧?

506
00:39:21,176 --> 00:39:24,772
阿婆,你不要每次来向人要东西吧

507
00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,758
很不吉利呀

508
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,743
你一把年纪没运气无所谓!

509
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,122
我还有一辈子好运

510
00:39:30,144 --> 00:39:31,274
所以说你都不化的!

511
00:39:31,297 --> 00:39:32,716
走运吧!走运吧!

512
00:39:32,739 --> 00:39:33,612
哗!什么来的?你在干什么?

513
00:39:33,636 --> 00:39:36,487
嘴巴比屎还臭!真是死了活该不可怜!

514
00:39:36,518 --> 00:39:39,752
拷!都不知道什么来的!

515
00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:46,155
都不知道什么来的?八婆!

516
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,386
不会这么邪门吧?

517
00:41:12,198 --> 00:41:14,688
怎么了?像个水人似的?

518
00:41:15,882 --> 00:41:22,381
好好热呀!好热呀!

519
00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:26,668
在这里干什么?还不上去?

520
00:41:28,534 --> 00:41:29,792
不是阿福她有什么吧?

521
00:41:29,816 --> 00:41:35,899
不是!买烟!我想去买包烟!

522
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,371
是我们今晚的头选!

523
00:41:39,394 --> 00:41:42,365
全部提示都在这里了!

524
00:41:43,302 --> 00:41:44,751
别说那么多,我现在马上去下注

525
00:41:44,774 --> 00:41:45,889
拜拜!

526
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,644
他似乎有点古怪!

527
00:41:53,423 --> 00:41:55,466
难道他看到阿福的真面目?

528
00:41:56,562 --> 00:42:00,822
这样就好了!少一只鬼跟我们争!

529
00:42:01,592 --> 00:42:02,978
我们等了这么久

530
00:42:03,001 --> 00:42:05,142
才等到这个傻子!

531
00:42:06,461 --> 00:42:07,558
有了他的肉身

532
00:42:07,581 --> 00:42:10,301
我们就可以借尸还魂!

533
00:42:11,393 --> 00:42:14,844
不用到下边慢慢轮候!

534
00:42:15,525 --> 00:42:17,022
老规矩啦!

535
00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:19,442
哪个令傻仔赢得多钱!

536
00:42:19,465 --> 00:42:21,737
他的肉身就属于他!

537
00:42:26,737 --> 00:42:29,938
还要一次来三只?

538
00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:42,569
不是吧阿婆怎么又是你啊

539
00:42:42,592 --> 00:42:44,318
是不是我上辈子欠你的

540
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:46,413
是我前世欠了你才对!

541
00:42:46,436 --> 00:42:49,058
早叫你别再赌钱了!

542
00:42:49,095 --> 00:42:51,987
他们还不能出来,快远远地走吧

543
00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:53,899
有多远走多远呀!

544
00:43:09,852 --> 00:43:10,780
我上班了!

545
00:43:10,812 --> 00:43:12,025
拜拜!

546
00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:32,842
喂!他现在出门口了!你跟住佢!

547
00:44:01,359 --> 00:44:03,533
有没有东西不要呀?

548
00:44:04,403 --> 00:44:05,331
没有!

549
00:44:06,132 --> 00:44:09,452
你们家的垃圾真臭!

550
00:44:09,495 --> 00:44:11,074
是垃圾都臭的啦!

551
00:44:11,097 --> 00:44:16,885
你们的特别臭!因为你们特别肮脏!

552
00:44:16,927 --> 00:44:23,644
两个都肮脏!真的很肮脏!很肮脏

553
00:44:38,964 --> 00:44:40,756
你的女儿很像你呀!

554
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,856
不见你两天,以为你回家了!

555
00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:45,939
你为什么在这儿的?

556
00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:48,743
女儿当然要找爸爸!

557
00:44:48,767 --> 00:44:50,264
她不是我的女儿!

558
00:44:51,457 --> 00:44:55,422
连自己女儿都不认,真是太过份了

559
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:58,376
神经病!都说不是我的女儿了

560
00:45:14,104 --> 00:45:16,759
阿布!近来有没有新书?

561
00:45:17,532 --> 00:45:19,443
你不要整天看这些书

562
00:45:20,798 --> 00:45:22,121
拿报纸去找工作吧!

563
00:45:22,144 --> 00:45:24,449
什么?不要!

564
00:45:25,284 --> 00:45:26,831
我说正正经经找份工作呀!

565
00:45:26,852 --> 00:45:29,244
我们一班朋友只有你还没安定!

566
00:45:29,287 --> 00:45:31,460
还有啊!不要整天吸毒啦!

567
00:45:31,498 --> 00:45:32,393
没有益处的!

568
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:34,614
每次见到你,你都这样说?

569
00:45:34,637 --> 00:45:35,863
你比我女人更难缠

570
00:45:35,886 --> 00:45:37,742
难怪你没女人要!

571
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:39,355
什么?是我不要她们而已!

572
00:45:39,377 --> 00:45:40,754
是吗?是吗?

573
00:45:41,812 --> 00:45:43,615
后面那小女孩是你的亲戚吗?

574
00:45:43,638 --> 00:45:44,785
很像你呀!

575
00:45:45,399 --> 00:45:47,715
有这样的亲戚我就吐血了!

576
00:45:47,738 --> 00:45:50,360
真不知道她从哪来,整天跟着我

577
00:45:50,396 --> 00:45:51,707
不会是在暗恋你吧?

578
00:45:51,741 --> 00:45:54,217
神经病!说得就说

579
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,818
不跟你聊了!再见!

580
00:45:55,841 --> 00:45:57,567
好啦!拜拜!

581
00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:20,560
娜娜?

582
00:46:56,671 --> 00:46:57,801
你不要再抽了!

583
00:46:57,824 --> 00:46:58,793
你忘了上一次吗?

584
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,061
我不会让你再抽的!

585
00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:08,931
我不会让你再抽的

586
00:47:14,384 --> 00:47:16,011
活该的!

587
00:47:41,131 --> 00:47:42,409
又怎么啦你?

588
00:47:45,327 --> 00:47:46,842
我想我遇见鬼!

589
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,148
咦!新花样呀,我没有空理你!

590
00:47:49,171 --> 00:47:51,279
你过去陪阿虫吧!他哭球丧啊!

591
00:47:51,925 --> 00:47:52,723
不是吧!

592
00:47:53,976 --> 00:47:55,603
啤酒!怎样?要吃些什么?

593
00:48:05,027 --> 00:48:07,844
转性啦?不抽大麻,喝啤酒?

594
00:48:08,454 --> 00:48:09,983
我遇到一只女鬼呀!

595
00:48:10,665 --> 00:48:14,728
才一只?我撞见三只呢!

596
00:48:15,661 --> 00:48:18,553
不是啊!我认真的!

597
00:48:18,576 --> 00:48:20,302
我像说笑吗?

598
00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:23,358
他们还给我提示叫我赌球

599
00:48:23,381 --> 00:48:24,429
还说呀!

600
00:48:24,470 --> 00:48:27,605
谁让我赢最多钱就要了我的肉身

601
00:48:28,346 --> 00:48:29,508
这么恐怖?

602
00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:33,366
就是这么恐怖!但是我完全不怕!

603
00:48:34,528 --> 00:48:35,498
鬼都不怕?

604
00:48:35,521 --> 00:48:37,280
我只怕穷

605
00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:39,118
那提示中不中啊?

606
00:48:39,141 --> 00:48:40,463
中得利害!

607
00:48:40,486 --> 00:48:42,245
那你岂不是赢很多

608
00:48:42,729 --> 00:48:44,967
阿芝又说你哭球丧?

609
00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:48,728
我昨晚见鬼搞得我惊魂失措

610
00:48:48,751 --> 00:48:50,969
记不得买!

611
00:48:50,992 --> 00:48:53,003
你不是说不怕鬼吗?

612
00:48:55,445 --> 00:48:58,401
唉,这次真是心疼死了

613
00:48:58,424 --> 00:48:59,986
有什么办法

614
00:49:00,026 --> 00:49:02,516
可以跟他们多拿一次提示呢?

615
00:49:02,556 --> 00:49:04,949
他们用你的命来赌呀

616
00:49:05,439 --> 00:49:06,520
还回去找他们?

617
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,694
用我的命来赌!

618
00:49:11,237 --> 00:49:13,093
是啊

619
00:49:13,286 --> 00:49:15,954
只要我令他们不分胜负!

620
00:49:15,977 --> 00:49:18,916
那我就可以一直继续拿提示了!

621
00:49:23,890 --> 00:49:25,965
咦!粘着什么呀?

622
00:49:26,676 --> 00:49:27,474
粘着什么呀?

623
00:49:27,509 --> 00:49:29,552
不知道!像一道符!

624
00:49:32,346 --> 00:49:33,723
我知道了!

625
00:49:33,756 --> 00:49:36,126
昨晚我碰到乞儿婆时

626
00:49:36,157 --> 00:49:39,082
她黏在我的鞋底!

627
00:49:39,105 --> 00:49:41,708
这么好笑?不如拆开来看看

628
00:49:41,731 --> 00:49:43,228
入面有没写什么?

629
00:49:43,749 --> 00:49:44,994
也好啊!

630
00:49:49,644 --> 00:49:51,140
真的有馅呀!

631
00:49:51,437 --> 00:49:52,867
我知道了!

632
00:49:52,975 --> 00:49:55,514
一定是乞儿婆多谢我送钱给她!

633
00:49:55,537 --> 00:49:57,875
写这道符送给我报答我!

634
00:49:58,644 --> 00:49:59,902
喂!哪个乞丐婆呀?

635
00:49:59,925 --> 00:50:01,761
就是你住那幢大厦

636
00:50:01,784 --> 00:50:04,373
成天向人要东西那个

637
00:50:05,563 --> 00:50:07,622
啊!你是说住顶楼那个黄婆!

638
00:50:07,645 --> 00:50:08,582
你认识她吗?

639
00:50:08,606 --> 00:50:10,999
走过有打个招呼!

640
00:50:11,681 --> 00:50:16,192
听说她懂一些茅山之类的什么道术

641
00:50:19,144 --> 00:50:22,037
难怪她好像什么都知道!

642
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,753
原来是高人来的!

643
00:50:24,910 --> 00:50:27,611
我想起了!她第一次遇见我时

644
00:50:27,633 --> 00:50:31,051
已经跟我说说我时运低!叫我别赌!

645
00:50:31,669 --> 00:50:34,356
这句说话我想天天都有人跟你说!

646
00:50:36,218 --> 00:50:37,668
那有没有人天天跟你说!

647
00:50:37,692 --> 00:50:40,103
其实你不说话时样子蛮好看的

648
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:43,358
其实我知道我说话时样子更美!

649
00:50:43,393 --> 00:50:44,409
阿宝?

650
00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:47,266
我完全同意!

651
00:50:49,415 --> 00:50:50,365
你去死吧!

652
00:50:51,754 --> 00:50:53,218
我知道了!

653
00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:54,420
什么?

654
00:50:54,444 --> 00:50:58,521
上次她挤了些什么东西在我眼里

655
00:50:58,544 --> 00:51:00,379
搞得我见到鬼

656
00:51:00,402 --> 00:51:02,172
这道符一定是她刻意留给我

657
00:51:02,196 --> 00:51:03,889
给我用来镇鬼!

658
00:51:04,438 --> 00:51:06,994
那就对了!不如你借道符给我!

659
00:51:07,032 --> 00:51:08,627
让我用来镇压我的女鬼!

660
00:51:09,723 --> 00:51:11,686
你少抽点大麻就没事啦

661
00:51:11,709 --> 00:51:15,049
为什么?我认真的!我真的遇见鬼呀!

662
00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:16,930
为什么你们都不相信我说的?

663
00:51:16,962 --> 00:51:17,978
谁遇鬼啦?

664
00:51:21,831 --> 00:51:22,865
看你这副残相

665
00:51:22,888 --> 00:51:24,003
看你这副残相

666
00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:25,204
见鬼那个

667
00:51:25,227 --> 00:51:26,275
见鬼那个

668
00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:27,266
似乎是你呀!

669
00:51:27,309 --> 00:51:28,456
似乎是你呀!

670
00:51:28,526 --> 00:51:29,607
你说什么?

671
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,514
我们说你被妖精吸干了!

672
00:51:34,548 --> 00:51:36,863
你最近常鬼混吧

673
00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:38,881
年纪大就少混点吧

674
00:51:38,904 --> 00:51:40,531
你没听过吗,老板!

675
00:51:40,570 --> 00:51:43,494
色字头上一把刀呀!

676
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,276
我样子残

677
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:47,484
是因为还要干你那份活!

678
00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:50,733
你以前也干我的活儿

679
00:51:50,756 --> 00:51:52,253
不见你从前这样子!

680
00:51:52,294 --> 00:51:54,817
哼!喂!怎样折的?

681
00:51:54,856 --> 00:51:56,199
谁知道?

682
00:52:00,622 --> 00:52:01,999
我跟踪他几天

683
00:52:02,576 --> 00:52:04,716
这几天他都上同一个单位!

684
00:52:05,811 --> 00:52:08,050
那个妓女叫娇娇!

685
00:52:12,986 --> 00:52:15,356
周太太,没事我先走啦!

686
00:52:16,894 --> 00:52:18,937
可不可以多帮我一个忙?

687
00:52:37,523 --> 00:52:38,460
黄婆!

688
00:52:38,484 --> 00:52:41,171
是不是你老公越来越脏呀?

689
00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:44,245
可不可以告诉我,到底发生什么事?

690
00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:46,436
沾上了脏东西

691
00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:48,022
你是说我老公遇上鬼?

692
00:52:52,706 --> 00:52:56,059
娇娇?那我该怎么办?

693
00:52:56,614 --> 00:53:00,994
你说,一个人死了,为什么还不肯走?

694
00:53:02,251 --> 00:53:04,535
一是有心愿未了

695
00:53:04,558 --> 00:53:08,556
一是阳间有值得留恋的东西

696
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:17,028
喂!你别这么胆小吧!

697
00:53:17,051 --> 00:53:18,842
那,有我陪你

698
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,038
好简单的!

699
00:53:20,061 --> 00:53:21,950
我们拿了提示就闪!立即闪!

700
00:53:21,983 --> 00:53:23,293
赚钱就是这么简单!

701
00:53:23,329 --> 00:53:24,811
有我陪住你真的不用怕!

702
00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:25,772
你相信我好不好?

703
00:53:25,795 --> 00:53:26,811
我都说不去了

704
00:53:28,326 --> 00:53:29,920
有钱你也不要!

705
00:53:30,408 --> 00:53:31,634
其实很简单而已!

706
00:53:31,657 --> 00:53:34,628
你不让他们知道你怕不就行了!

707
00:53:35,309 --> 00:53:37,963
明知是鬼我怎能不怕呀,大哥?

708
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,603
我是不会去惹鬼取命的

709
00:53:40,626 --> 00:53:42,044
喂

710
00:53:42,067 --> 00:53:42,909
你进不进来?

711
00:53:42,932 --> 00:53:44,789
我当然不来了!我要去发财!

712
00:53:45,271 --> 00:53:47,444
不妨碍你发财,有缘再见!

713
00:53:47,481 --> 00:53:49,589
喂!我预了你的份!喂!发财啊!

714
00:53:52,221 --> 00:53:53,598
只有我一个我很怕啊!

715
00:53:55,008 --> 00:53:57,214
不是啊!不怕就没事!

716
00:53:57,987 --> 00:53:59,746
对!不怕就没事!

717
00:54:00,358 --> 00:54:02,401
灵符一定行,灵符一定行!

718
00:54:21,306 --> 00:54:22,244
你好!

719
00:54:22,267 --> 00:54:24,124
虫哥!你很怕吗?

720
00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:28,353
害怕?没害怕啊!你怎看出我害怕呢?

721
00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:31,585
我昨晚找师父赶走阿福了!

722
00:54:32,646 --> 00:54:34,273
心照不宣吧!

723
00:54:37,323 --> 00:54:38,371
是呀!

724
00:54:38,892 --> 00:54:40,535
昨天给你的提示全中了吧

725
00:54:40,558 --> 00:54:41,771
赢了不少钱了!

726
00:54:41,807 --> 00:54:45,258
对了,你听哪个买赢得多呀?

727
00:54:46,612 --> 00:54:49,714
别提啦!我昨晚划错票!没钱收!

728
00:54:49,751 --> 00:54:51,362
什么?有没有搞错呀你!

729
00:54:51,385 --> 00:54:54,836
不要紧!不要紧!今晚再给过!

730
00:54:55,452 --> 00:54:58,773
今晚再给过你!进去再说!进去再说!

731
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:03,199
也不知是真是假,票也会划错

732
00:55:04,870 --> 00:55:07,742
进来坐吧,我们俩再琢磨

733
00:55:12,462 --> 00:55:14,361
我想这家伙已经知道我们是鬼

734
00:55:14,384 --> 00:55:16,110
他分明是在糊弄我们

735
00:55:16,145 --> 00:55:17,292
我现在就要了他!

736
00:55:17,331 --> 00:55:19,308
喂!你想破坏规矩呀?

737
00:55:21,559 --> 00:55:22,836
我们再给他提示吧!

738
00:55:25,467 --> 00:55:29,268
你在这里冷静一下!冷静呀!

739
00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:37,136
天灵灵、地灵灵、观音菩萨

740
00:55:37,159 --> 00:55:39,332
耶稣基督急急如律令!

741
00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:46,988
不是这么邪门吧?

742
00:55:53,046 --> 00:55:55,252
阿宝!救命呀!救命呀!

743
00:55:55,609 --> 00:55:57,412
开门呀阿宝!救命呀阿宝

744
00:55:57,435 --> 00:55:58,757
开门呀开门呀!

745
00:55:58,780 --> 00:55:59,846
什么事呀?

746
00:55:59,869 --> 00:56:01,781
好凶猛呀!先让我进去…

747
00:56:04,898 --> 00:56:07,822
开门呀!救命呀!开门呀!救命呀!

748
00:56:07,845 --> 00:56:08,676
走啦!

749
00:56:09,734 --> 00:56:10,769
脚软呀!

750
00:56:10,792 --> 00:56:11,987
走快点啦!

751
00:56:12,010 --> 00:56:13,320
脚软!

752
00:56:13,355 --> 00:56:15,780
要走就快点啦!

753
00:56:15,821 --> 00:56:17,131
脚软!

754
00:56:24,950 --> 00:56:26,293
灵符真的灵啊!

755
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,147
那就不怕了!

756
00:56:29,659 --> 00:56:31,516
别以为你有灵符就可以跑得了!

757
00:56:31,548 --> 00:56:33,624
你的命是我的!

758
00:56:40,934 --> 00:56:41,885
找到那傻子没有?

759
00:56:42,567 --> 00:56:44,610
找什么?给拆穿了!

760
00:56:44,650 --> 00:56:46,539
现在我们三人也没希望了!

761
00:56:53,363 --> 00:56:56,716
宝宝你又怎么了?

762
00:57:00,089 --> 00:57:01,105
鬼呀!

763
00:57:01,146 --> 00:57:01,648
什么?

764
00:57:01,691 --> 00:57:03,515
鬼呀!走吧

765
00:57:06,111 --> 00:57:08,667
你干什么?好好的找东西挡住门口!

766
00:57:08,706 --> 00:57:11,164
好凶猛呀!不如我们搬家吧!

767
00:57:11,204 --> 00:57:12,719
不单止我见鬼了!

768
00:57:12,742 --> 00:57:16,403
连阿虫也看到呀!还看到三只!

769
00:57:16,426 --> 00:57:18,020
你疯够没有?

770
00:57:18,892 --> 00:57:20,663
我怀疑那小女孩都是那些东西

771
00:57:20,686 --> 00:57:22,445
她总是来去无踪的!

772
00:57:22,479 --> 00:57:24,074
哪个小女孩呀?

773
00:57:25,331 --> 00:57:29,110
那晚你煮饭,她跟我们一起吃那一个!

774
00:57:29,654 --> 00:57:32,341
我煮饭?你真是有病!

775
00:57:33,755 --> 00:57:36,125
什么有病呀?我认真的!

776
00:57:51,533 --> 00:57:52,876
为什么你又扎辫子呀?

777
00:57:55,056 --> 00:57:57,995
你不要再抽了!对身体不好!

778
00:57:59,156 --> 00:58:02,477
你给我抽吧!我现在真的很需要!

779
00:58:03,481 --> 00:58:06,682
你根本就不需要大麻!你只是在逃避!

780
00:58:07,548 --> 00:58:10,650
有些事情一定要自己面对的!

781
00:58:11,457 --> 00:58:12,426
现在我遇上鬼!

782
00:58:12,449 --> 00:58:14,044
你叫我怎么面对呀

783
00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:16,962
难道你要我跟它谈判?

784
00:58:18,279 --> 00:58:20,999
不用怕的!有我陪你!

785
00:58:49,831 --> 00:58:50,945
好点了吗?

786
00:59:17,730 --> 00:59:18,681
你醒来了?

787
00:59:22,599 --> 00:59:25,188
还好,你还懂得帮忙收拾屋子!

788
00:59:25,963 --> 00:59:28,585
什么?昨晚你自己收拾的!

789
00:59:29,326 --> 00:59:31,270
我自己收拾的?为什么我不知道!

790
00:59:31,312 --> 00:59:34,130
还有啊!你昨晚干吗给我扎辫子呀?

791
00:59:34,164 --> 00:59:35,092
作弄我呀?

792
00:59:35,124 --> 00:59:36,304
我没有呀!

793
00:59:36,341 --> 00:59:38,285
你昨晚自己扎的

794
00:59:38,327 --> 00:59:39,553
你什么都不记得了?

795
00:59:39,577 --> 00:59:43,476
你还装蒜?今晚回来跟你算账!

796
00:59:44,189 --> 00:59:46,165
你去哪呀?你今天不是放假吗

797
00:59:46,239 --> 00:59:47,337
你不陪我了?

798
00:59:47,361 --> 00:59:49,185
我有约呀,所以不能陪你

799
00:59:49,218 --> 00:59:51,162
当是惩罚你作弄我

800
00:59:58,411 --> 00:59:59,362
给我一份报纸!

801
01:00:03,472 --> 01:00:04,041
喂

802
01:00:04,081 --> 01:00:06,524
喂!你好!喂喂喂!阿芝!过来!

803
01:00:06,547 --> 01:00:08,044
我有事情跟你说!

804
01:00:08,085 --> 01:00:08,981
干什么?

805
01:00:09,013 --> 01:00:11,252
喂!阿宝最近有没有什么反常?

806
01:00:11,993 --> 01:00:13,444
怎么了?为什么这样问?

807
01:00:13,466 --> 01:00:15,192
我怀疑他见鬼了

808
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:18,184
不会吧?为什么连你也这么说?

809
01:00:18,207 --> 01:00:19,737
那是真的了?

810
01:00:20,578 --> 01:00:21,420
他是这样说过

811
01:00:21,443 --> 01:00:24,032
不过我想他是抽大麻抽昏了脑

812
01:00:24,582 --> 01:00:27,153
不是的!你不知道那么多的

813
01:00:27,176 --> 01:00:29,120
喂!你有什么想说?

814
01:00:30,508 --> 01:00:32,102
喂!你有事情尽管说吧!

815
01:00:32,141 --> 01:00:34,777
其实在你还没认识阿宝之前

816
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,122
我和阿宝还有几个朋友

817
01:00:36,145 --> 01:00:38,002
整天在阿宝屋里开迷幻派对

818
01:00:38,611 --> 01:00:39,837
什么迷幻派对?

819
01:00:39,861 --> 01:00:41,456
就是那些呀!

820
01:00:42,007 --> 01:00:43,437
但是你放心!我们没有乱搞女的!

821
01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:48,503
那时候阿宝有个女朋友叫娜娜

822
01:00:51,456 --> 01:00:53,484
有一次,阿宝就因为吸食过度

823
01:00:53,507 --> 01:00:54,893
突然间失控!

824
01:00:54,916 --> 01:00:56,238
娜娜想按住他

825
01:00:56,261 --> 01:00:59,363
谁知失足坠楼,就这样摔死了!

826
01:01:00,874 --> 01:01:02,580
为什么我从来没有听阿宝

827
01:01:02,604 --> 01:01:04,013
提起这一件事?

828
01:01:04,846 --> 01:01:05,993
失忆呀!

829
01:01:06,512 --> 01:01:09,147
他因为这件事躺了一整个月医院!

830
01:01:09,170 --> 01:01:10,588
之后就失了忆!

831
01:01:10,612 --> 01:01:12,305
什至记不起娜娜是谁

832
01:01:13,045 --> 01:01:15,830
我见他那样,也都不再提那件事了!

833
01:01:17,723 --> 01:01:19,153
喂!你不信吗?

834
01:01:19,740 --> 01:01:21,223
这件事当年报纸上也有报导

835
01:01:21,246 --> 01:01:22,729
我还有张剪报

836
01:01:22,752 --> 01:01:25,308
你不信你等会儿跟我回家我给你看!

837
01:01:26,051 --> 01:01:26,700
但是

838
01:01:26,724 --> 01:01:29,279
这件事跟阿宝撞鬼有什么关系?

839
01:01:29,831 --> 01:01:33,282
前两天我看见有个小女孩跟着阿宝

840
01:01:33,738 --> 01:01:34,404
她戴的那条链子

841
01:01:34,443 --> 01:01:36,332
跟当年娜娜那条一模一样

842
01:01:38,159 --> 01:01:40,379
娜娜死了之后验尸才知道

843
01:01:40,402 --> 01:01:42,364
她那时已经怀孕两个月,我怀疑

844
01:01:42,387 --> 01:01:43,325
你怀疑

845
01:01:43,348 --> 01:01:46,689
那小女孩就是阿宝和娜娜的女儿?

846
01:01:46,712 --> 01:01:47,650
是呀!

847
01:01:47,673 --> 01:01:49,649
不会这么邪门吧?

848
01:01:50,235 --> 01:01:52,889
遇上了这种事情,要多邪有多邪

849
01:01:55,521 --> 01:01:56,394
呀!你记不记得…

850
01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:58,700
那个娜娜是不是经常扎孖辫的?

851
01:01:58,723 --> 01:02:00,580
是呀,你怎么知道?

852
01:02:02,952 --> 01:02:03,782
怎么了?

853
01:02:10,255 --> 01:02:15,083
阿宝

854
01:02:28,417 --> 01:02:29,836
阿宝你到底死到哪去了呀

855
01:02:29,859 --> 01:02:31,268
快点听我的电话

856
01:02:32,069 --> 01:02:33,551
阿宝!你又跑哪去了呀

857
01:02:33,574 --> 01:02:34,852
快点回复我的电话!

858
01:02:45,170 --> 01:02:47,709
你这幅画还要不要的?

859
01:02:47,732 --> 01:02:49,010
黄婆?

860
01:02:50,519 --> 01:02:53,785
很多事情也是注定的!

861
01:02:55,132 --> 01:02:59,446
有情来下种!因此果还生!

862
01:02:59,488 --> 01:03:05,507
无情又无种!无色亦无生!

863
01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:20,335
看着我干什么

864
01:03:21,302 --> 01:03:22,351
你真的不打算回去了?

865
01:03:22,391 --> 01:03:24,771
凶猛成这样子!怎样回去?

866
01:03:24,794 --> 01:03:26,308
打给阿芝,叫她快点回来呀!

867
01:03:26,331 --> 01:03:28,358
我连阿芝也怕呀

868
01:03:28,381 --> 01:03:30,392
她最近不知怎么搞的

869
01:03:30,815 --> 01:03:32,586
做过的事都不记得

870
01:03:32,609 --> 01:03:36,356
一时很温柔!一时又很火爆!

871
01:03:39,015 --> 01:03:40,839
我怀疑阿芝也像我昨晚那样

872
01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:42,979
给鬼上了身

873
01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:45,033
就是你说的那只女鬼?

874
01:03:45,871 --> 01:03:47,148
我怎知道!

875
01:03:50,772 --> 01:03:52,350
干什么?我没有叫生蚝!

876
01:03:52,373 --> 01:03:52,895
对!

877
01:03:52,917 --> 01:03:54,815
我没叫你吃!我自己吃而已!

878
01:03:54,839 --> 01:03:56,194
还吃这种东西

879
01:03:56,217 --> 01:03:58,041
你这肥周想变肥肥周呀?

880
01:03:58,491 --> 01:04:01,276
你别管我!对了

881
01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:03,639
刚才你们说什么女鬼呀?

882
01:04:04,449 --> 01:04:06,939
他说阿芝被女鬼上了身呀

883
01:04:07,556 --> 01:04:09,566
是吗?什么样的

884
01:04:09,607 --> 01:04:10,385
见过没有?

885
01:04:10,407 --> 01:04:11,698
那么紧张干什么

886
01:04:11,721 --> 01:04:13,780
女鬼你也喜欢?不是吧!

887
01:04:13,803 --> 01:04:14,633
是呀!

888
01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:16,598
你别忘了,你老婆是跛子!

889
01:04:16,621 --> 01:04:19,473
遇起鬼上来,你们俩也走不掉!

890
01:04:28,153 --> 01:04:30,228
你的心愿无法完了!

891
01:04:31,964 --> 01:04:33,079
你怎么知道?

892
01:04:37,218 --> 01:04:38,878
真棒!这蚝好像还没熟呀

893
01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:40,302
蚝还用熟的?

894
01:04:40,325 --> 01:04:42,695
有没有听人家说吃生蚝啊,土包子!

895
01:04:42,728 --> 01:04:44,704
不赶紧吃了它,一会就被肥周吃光了

896
01:04:45,995 --> 01:04:47,766
吃火锅就是要慢慢吃

897
01:04:47,789 --> 01:04:49,962
不然怎么通宵呢?

898
01:04:50,447 --> 01:04:52,970
通宵?打麻将吗?通宵!

899
01:04:53,009 --> 01:04:55,837
我还要去拿提示呢!快点吃完走呀!

900
01:04:55,860 --> 01:04:57,375
你还敢回去?

901
01:04:57,398 --> 01:04:58,741
怎么不敢?

902
01:05:00,505 --> 01:05:03,257
我有灵符在手,什么鬼都要怕我

903
01:05:06,110 --> 01:05:06,792
鸡子?

904
01:05:06,815 --> 01:05:09,021
你们怎么整晚都在说鬼

905
01:05:09,058 --> 01:05:10,412
说点别的行不行?

906
01:05:10,435 --> 01:05:12,430
行!不说鬼就说玩妞儿

907
01:05:12,453 --> 01:05:14,692
合你心意!再不说足球,合我心意!

908
01:05:26,547 --> 01:05:28,240
喂!肥周!你没事吧?肥周!

909
01:05:28,277 --> 01:05:30,111
虚不受补呀他

910
01:05:30,134 --> 01:05:30,849
怎么办?

911
01:05:30,872 --> 01:05:32,258
送他去医院吧!

912
01:05:32,281 --> 01:05:34,244
对!送他去医院!我先走了!

913
01:05:34,267 --> 01:05:35,927
喂!你不是这么没义气吧?

914
01:05:36,252 --> 01:05:38,183
我不是没有义气,相命先生说

915
01:05:38,207 --> 01:05:39,721
我不能进出医院、警察局、大酒店

916
01:05:39,744 --> 01:05:41,153
一进去就倒霉三年!

917
01:05:41,186 --> 01:05:43,693
前年不在意上了一辆救护车

918
01:05:43,716 --> 01:05:45,839
结果整年都输钱,别搞我,再见

919
01:05:45,862 --> 01:05:47,970
你什么时候赢过钱的?

920
01:05:48,393 --> 01:05:50,068
我赢钱时没有告诉你而已!

921
01:05:50,091 --> 01:05:51,718
这样吧你叫救护车

922
01:05:51,756 --> 01:05:53,111
救护车只能一个人跟

923
01:05:53,134 --> 01:05:55,144
不然,如果他要住院你就加张床

924
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:58,012
不是吧?我这阵子常撞鬼

925
01:05:58,035 --> 01:05:59,357
你还叫我睡医院?

926
01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:00,926
那送他回家啦!

927
01:06:00,949 --> 01:06:02,326
回去?

928
01:06:02,807 --> 01:06:07,076
回去也好!男人粗汉,难道你害怕?

929
01:06:07,099 --> 01:06:08,582
实不相瞒,我真的怕呀

930
01:06:08,605 --> 01:06:09,959
你不怕你送他回去

931
01:06:09,982 --> 01:06:11,260
实不相瞒,我是不怕

932
01:06:11,295 --> 01:06:12,393
可我一个人怎搬得动他

933
01:06:12,417 --> 01:06:13,771
总之我是决不回去了

934
01:06:13,794 --> 01:06:14,765
我是决不会搬的!

935
01:06:14,787 --> 01:06:15,585
总之我不送!

936
01:06:15,620 --> 01:06:16,286
总之我不搬!

937
01:06:16,325 --> 01:06:17,327
我决不会送!

938
01:06:17,350 --> 01:06:18,416
你不送我不搬!

939
01:06:18,439 --> 01:06:19,473
你不搬我不送!

940
01:06:19,496 --> 01:06:20,274
你送我搬!

941
01:06:20,297 --> 01:06:21,477
你搬我送!

942
01:06:22,924 --> 01:06:23,989
阿强!

943
01:06:24,012 --> 01:06:25,902
买单吗?来了!

944
01:06:25,934 --> 01:06:27,096
混蛋!

945
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,235
王八蛋!

946
01:06:33,943 --> 01:06:35,352
拷!早叫多花点力!

947
01:06:35,896 --> 01:06:37,059
我早说不会搬了!

948
01:06:37,082 --> 01:06:38,644
我也说不要送!

949
01:06:38,683 --> 01:06:40,197
你不送我就不用搬了!

950
01:06:40,221 --> 01:06:41,783
谁叫你搬!不是你搬我又怎会送呢!

951
01:06:41,822 --> 01:06:43,165
你花大力一点吧!

952
01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:46,540
喂!合哥合哥!对了!过来帮帮忙!

953
01:06:46,563 --> 01:06:47,513
谢谢你!

954
01:06:47,556 --> 01:06:49,118
真的出事了?

955
01:06:49,158 --> 01:06:50,785
什么出事了?先过来帮忙推他回去吧!

956
01:06:50,855 --> 01:06:51,441
过来!

957
01:06:51,464 --> 01:06:53,440
他这么重,搬他回去很贵的啊!

958
01:06:59,184 --> 01:07:00,364
你们两个搞得定啦,我先走了

959
01:07:00,401 --> 01:07:02,492
什么?不是嘛?收了钱的!你先走?

960
01:07:02,515 --> 01:07:03,453
就是啊!

961
01:07:03,476 --> 01:07:06,545
刚才我收的是搬费!还没收运费!

962
01:07:11,996 --> 01:07:14,055
我还是不去了!那里很邪门的!

963
01:07:14,078 --> 01:07:16,863
有多邪门?比得上没钱开饭邪门吗!

964
01:07:16,930 --> 01:07:17,419
就是!

965
01:07:17,442 --> 01:07:18,425
邪门就邪门了!

966
01:07:18,979 --> 01:07:20,410
早知告诉他别碰娇娇好了

967
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:21,103
弄得半条人命!

968
01:07:21,126 --> 01:07:22,416
哪个娇娇啊?那个妓女?

969
01:07:22,439 --> 01:07:23,554
到底什么事?

970
01:07:24,809 --> 01:07:26,420
我来告诉你们好了!

971
01:07:26,443 --> 01:07:30,008
其实是他老婆叫我查那个娇娇的!

972
01:07:30,031 --> 01:07:31,000
两年前

973
01:07:31,023 --> 01:07:34,012
娇娇从大陆偷渡来香港做妓女!

974
01:07:34,035 --> 01:07:36,492
后来认识了一个扯皮条的叫阿荣!

975
01:07:36,533 --> 01:07:38,784
他们两个很投契

976
01:07:38,807 --> 01:07:41,429
他们很快就住在一起了

977
01:07:43,484 --> 01:07:45,013
你一边听,还得帮手推啊!

978
01:07:45,630 --> 01:07:49,515
其实那次我看到他!跟了他很久!

979
01:07:49,538 --> 01:07:51,613
我看到他上了大厦找那个妓女!

980
01:07:51,652 --> 01:07:52,832
即是娇娇!

981
01:08:00,365 --> 01:08:03,117
我发现肥周一有空就来找那个娇娇!

982
01:08:13,530 --> 01:08:15,224
那我就影了一迭相给周太!

983
01:08:15,259 --> 01:08:16,998
哗!我给周太看!

984
01:08:17,022 --> 01:08:18,365
她看到的时候

985
01:08:18,431 --> 01:08:22,014
看到她的样子皱起眉头

986
01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:24,270
我打算转身就走

987
01:08:24,293 --> 01:08:27,217
怎料她喊停我!你猜到怎么样吗?

988
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,049
她想怎么样?

989
01:08:28,072 --> 01:08:30,148
她要我跟她对质!

990
01:08:30,186 --> 01:08:31,028
结果呢?

991
01:08:31,051 --> 01:08:34,569
那次可精彩了

992
01:08:51,616 --> 01:08:54,850
没理由呀!八字楼啊!不是吗?

993
01:08:57,830 --> 01:08:58,726
是八字楼呀!

994
01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:11,965
你找谁?

995
01:09:11,988 --> 01:09:13,343
我想问那个单位

996
01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:17,315
那个单位很久没有人住了!

997
01:09:17,338 --> 01:09:20,057
自从娇娇死后

998
01:09:20,093 --> 01:09:24,058
两年来也没有人敢住在这儿!

999
01:09:30,182 --> 01:09:32,126
人呢

1000
01:09:42,131 --> 01:09:43,245
娇娇已经死了?

1001
01:09:43,284 --> 01:09:44,332
是呀!

1002
01:09:45,334 --> 01:09:46,529
我知道你是鬼!

1003
01:09:46,550 --> 01:09:48,823
我是人还是鬼亦与你无关!

1004
01:09:53,598 --> 01:09:55,641
阿荣已经死了!

1005
01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:03,249
原来娇娇认识了一个黑社会叫阿荣

1006
01:10:03,272 --> 01:10:06,089
他们很投契,很快就走在一起!

1007
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:11,224
不过阿荣是骗她的,还害死了娇娇!

1008
01:10:11,247 --> 01:10:14,556
又多了一只鬼那么恐怖!那个阿荣呢?

1009
01:10:14,579 --> 01:10:15,966
那个阿荣?

1010
01:10:15,988 --> 01:10:20,018
阿荣到大陆走私被拉了!还被处决!

1011
01:10:22,266 --> 01:10:25,735
好了!我送到呢儿!拜拜!

1012
01:10:25,758 --> 01:10:26,588
送到这儿?

1013
01:10:26,623 --> 01:10:27,400
送进去吧!喂!

1014
01:10:27,423 --> 01:10:28,636
喂!

1015
01:10:30,819 --> 01:10:32,283
按铃啊!

1016
01:10:34,502 --> 01:10:37,572
嫂子!开门啦嫂子!开门啦嫂子!

1017
01:10:38,154 --> 01:10:38,996
喂!拍什么门啊!

1018
01:10:39,019 --> 01:10:41,335
有门铃按的!你不懂用门铃吗?链链

1019
01:10:41,358 --> 01:10:43,417
链你的头!拍门没有人应!

1020
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,346
按铃就会有人吗?

1021
01:10:44,368 --> 01:10:45,581
你试一次吧!

1022
01:10:47,091 --> 01:10:48,734
嫂子!开门啊嫂子!

1023
01:10:48,757 --> 01:10:49,686
怎么了?

1024
01:10:50,807 --> 01:10:51,670
还是不在!

1025
01:10:53,369 --> 01:10:55,812
瘸子也到处跑!看他有没有钥匙吧

1026
01:10:55,836 --> 01:10:57,300
快点!

1027
01:10:58,976 --> 01:10:59,675
阿宝!

1028
01:11:00,448 --> 01:11:01,497
你死到哪去啦?

1029
01:11:03,235 --> 01:11:05,935
啊?不就在火锅店嘛

1030
01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:07,236
你知不知道我找了你一整天

1031
01:11:07,271 --> 01:11:09,347
电话也不开!真是的!

1032
01:11:10,314 --> 01:11:12,040
那么凶!应该没事的!

1033
01:11:12,492 --> 01:11:13,238
喂!你说什么?

1034
01:11:13,261 --> 01:11:15,033
没什么

1035
01:11:15,056 --> 01:11:17,099
我有重要事情跟你说!快点吧!

1036
01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:19,004
但是肥周

1037
01:11:19,027 --> 01:11:21,631
行了!都到门口了,我拖也把他拖进去

1038
01:11:21,654 --> 01:11:22,320
真的?

1039
01:11:22,358 --> 01:11:22,784
行

1040
01:11:22,807 --> 01:11:23,649
快点行啦!

1041
01:11:23,672 --> 01:11:25,347
那你搞定他吧!

1042
01:11:25,370 --> 01:11:26,019
行了,行了!

1043
01:11:26,042 --> 01:11:26,872
拜拜!

1044
01:11:29,053 --> 01:11:30,997
快点搞定你就去赚钱!

1045
01:11:59,932 --> 01:12:00,795
你们想怎样?

1046
01:12:03,744 --> 01:12:05,437
我求你!你别伤害阿芝!

1047
01:12:05,474 --> 01:12:09,373
别伤害阿芝!是我的错!她是无辜的!

1048
01:12:09,414 --> 01:12:14,089
我求你!对不起!是我的错!是我的错!

1049
01:12:47,724 --> 01:12:50,575
你蛮有胆量的!你不怕我了吗?

1050
01:12:51,824 --> 01:12:54,958
我连死也不怕!我还会怕你吗?

1051
01:12:56,789 --> 01:12:58,832
我活了大半辈子!

1052
01:12:59,607 --> 01:13:01,618
不但一个崩也没有拿回家!

1053
01:13:02,298 --> 01:13:03,893
还欠下一身债!

1054
01:13:04,701 --> 01:13:07,869
连累妈妈几十岁人还要为我还债!

1055
01:13:08,449 --> 01:13:10,426
我这种人不死又有何用!

1056
01:13:11,172 --> 01:13:12,799
但是我不怕死!

1057
01:13:13,638 --> 01:13:18,728
死了不要紧!我最不放心的是我妈妈

1058
01:13:19,916 --> 01:13:20,997
所以我希望

1059
01:13:21,870 --> 01:13:24,906
可以赢得一笔钱给她老人家!

1060
01:13:25,746 --> 01:13:27,123
让她可以安享晚年!

1061
01:13:27,796 --> 01:13:29,652
那我就是死也瞑目了!

1062
01:13:31,352 --> 01:13:32,761
你想我帮你赢钱?

1063
01:13:33,305 --> 01:13:36,374
是!只要你成全我!

1064
01:13:36,957 --> 01:13:38,748
我这个肉身就给你用!

1065
01:13:39,872 --> 01:13:41,182
我凭什么要相信你?

1066
01:13:58,226 --> 01:14:01,743
好!不过你要烧根香给我

1067
01:14:02,359 --> 01:14:04,578
亲口说愿意给我肉身!

1068
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,287
我就帮你最后一次!

1069
01:14:13,570 --> 01:14:15,197
我阿虫对天发誓!

1070
01:14:15,235 --> 01:14:18,982
愿意给他肉身!让他帮我赢钱!

1071
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:42,196
嘿!傻子!烧这道假符以为骗过我!

1072
01:14:43,455 --> 01:14:46,077
这些烂符我怎会怕呢!

1073
01:14:54,570 --> 01:14:55,188
你们想怎么样?

1074
01:14:55,212 --> 01:14:57,866
你忘了吗?使诈串谋,魂飞魄散!

1075
01:15:00,688 --> 01:15:01,257
你在干什么?

1076
01:15:01,297 --> 01:15:02,268
封住你的鼻和嘴

1077
01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:03,820
看你怎样离开这个肉身!

1078
01:15:23,111 --> 01:15:25,700
死了!走吧!

1079
01:16:03,855 --> 01:16:04,504
阿宝!

1080
01:16:04,528 --> 01:16:06,287
喂!那个小女孩呀!

1081
01:16:08,436 --> 01:16:09,517
喂!他们想怎么样?

1082
01:16:23,203 --> 01:16:24,962
他们想怎么样?

1083
01:16:24,996 --> 01:16:26,340
我怎么知道?

1084
01:16:28,392 --> 01:16:29,408
阿宝醒了

1085
01:16:53,185 --> 01:16:57,499
你还没记起我?为什么你不记得我?

1086
01:16:58,375 --> 01:16:59,904
为什么你不记得发生什么事

1087
01:17:02,219 --> 01:17:04,567
为什么你可以当什么事都没发生过?

1088
01:17:04,589 --> 01:17:07,691
你你们是不是要带走我呀?

1089
01:17:09,394 --> 01:17:10,092
不要呀阿宝!

1090
01:17:13,044 --> 01:17:14,686
当年是你推我下去

1091
01:17:14,711 --> 01:17:16,721
那时候我已有了你的孩子

1092
01:17:17,657 --> 01:17:19,252
什么你

1093
01:17:22,687 --> 01:17:23,997
这里啊!没有颜色!

1094
01:17:33,385 --> 01:17:34,728
我们自己拍!

1095
01:17:35,659 --> 01:17:39,973
娜娜!对不起!是我害死你!

1096
01:17:40,624 --> 01:17:41,640
你终于记起我了?

1097
01:17:43,187 --> 01:17:44,170
她是我们的女儿?

1098
01:17:52,829 --> 01:17:54,139
我们可以一家团聚了!

1099
01:17:57,698 --> 01:17:58,976
我不是要你死!

1100
01:17:59,331 --> 01:18:01,886
你们已经人鬼殊途!

1101
01:18:02,406 --> 01:18:05,344
难道你想他死吗?

1102
01:18:06,635 --> 01:18:08,309
我知道你留在人世间

1103
01:18:08,332 --> 01:18:10,789
是因为一段姻缘!

1104
01:18:11,631 --> 01:18:13,291
他跟你结了婚!

1105
01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:16,046
有个名分给你和你们女儿

1106
01:18:17,589 --> 01:18:22,165
都算了结了今世的姻缘

1107
01:18:27,615 --> 01:18:33,134
既然不用死,你也应该给她一名分!

1108
01:18:33,156 --> 01:18:35,133
是呀,是呀!既然大家都无异议!

1109
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,907
那么事不宜迟,不然就误了时辰

1110
01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:39,972
赶快拜堂,拜完早点走,好吗?

1111
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:41,898
拜天

1112
01:18:45,297 --> 01:18:46,891
二拜地!

1113
01:18:50,134 --> 01:18:51,511
夫妻交拜!

1114
01:19:09,001 --> 01:19:10,912
爸爸希望以后发梦都能见到你们

1115
01:19:11,563 --> 01:19:13,027
帮你取个名叫梦梦好不好?

1116
01:19:14,478 --> 01:19:15,854
阿宝好像姓戴的?

1117
01:19:18,066 --> 01:19:19,164
我送你们走!

1118
01:19:19,187 --> 01:19:21,076
下来!拉手!

1119
01:19:27,131 --> 01:19:28,725
喂!送去哪呀?

1120
01:19:52,564 --> 01:19:53,460
老公!

1121
01:19:53,493 --> 01:19:55,617
不要!老婆

1122
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:57,300
我在这儿老公!我在这儿

1123
01:19:57,337 --> 01:19:59,063
老婆!老婆!

1124
01:19:59,740 --> 01:20:01,979
我以后也不会对不起你!

1125
01:20:02,014 --> 01:20:03,977
没事了

1126
01:20:03,999 --> 01:20:06,719
我不会再做对不起你的事

1127
01:20:13,546 --> 01:20:14,725
谢谢你,黄婆!

1128
01:20:15,979 --> 01:20:19,365
唉!原来还是有所留恋!

1129
01:20:20,496 --> 01:20:24,189
你说什么呀黄婆?住嘴,整天胡说瞎扯

1130
01:20:24,212 --> 01:20:24,702
不要!

1131
01:20:24,725 --> 01:20:25,663
走呀!走呀!

1132
01:20:25,686 --> 01:20:28,919
不要!老公呀!

1133
01:20:29,626 --> 01:20:31,652
老婆呀!你别管她的话!

1134
01:20:31,675 --> 01:20:32,742
那黄婆都疯疯癫癫的!

1135
01:20:32,765 --> 01:20:35,387
每次在电梯门口见到面都胡说瞎扯

1136
01:20:35,423 --> 01:20:38,809
别管她!你肚饿了吗?

1137
01:20:38,850 --> 01:20:39,981
一点点吧!

1138
01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:42,559
我入厨房煮东西给你吃!你等我呀!

1139
01:21:13,157 --> 01:21:14,916
原来还是有所留恋!

1140
01:21:14,951 --> 01:21:16,928
你们的特别臭!

1141
01:21:17,385 --> 01:21:20,372
因为你们俩特别肮脏!

1142
01:21:20,396 --> 01:21:25,453
两个也肮脏!很肮脏!真的很肮脏!

1143
01:21:39,071 --> 01:21:41,033
你每晚睡觉之前都要亲我

1144
01:21:41,056 --> 01:21:43,067
就是为了给我阳气

1145
01:21:43,747 --> 01:21:45,374
让我不用魂飞魄散?

1146
01:21:48,168 --> 01:21:51,521
你放姜花!就是要辟走我身上的气味?

1147
01:21:57,425 --> 01:22:02,034
我吃完最后这碗粥!我就走…

1148
01:22:02,070 --> 01:22:09,083
不要!我只想以后每天都煮粥给你吃

1149
01:22:10,014 --> 01:22:11,608
你不后悔?

1150
01:22:41,117 --> 01:22:42,973
娜娜!梦梦!我们现在走啦!

1151
01:22:43,935 --> 01:22:46,787
阿宝呀!记得带娜娜和梦梦一起走呀!

1152
01:22:46,818 --> 01:22:50,499
带了!这张是什么来的?

1153
01:22:54,698 --> 01:22:57,036
喂!那天你送她们到哪去了?

1154
01:22:58,126 --> 01:22:59,031
地府呀!

1155
01:22:59,054 --> 01:23:00,616
说真的?

1156
01:23:01,137 --> 01:23:03,836
你想知道吗?你跟我来!我送你去!

1157
01:23:03,859 --> 01:23:05,918
去哪儿?你送她们去哪儿?

1158
01:23:05,941 --> 01:23:06,783
搬屋呀!

1159
01:23:06,806 --> 01:23:08,385
快说!你说嘛?

1160
01:23:08,408 --> 01:23:10,500
去了地府!去了奈何桥呀!

1161
01:23:10,522 --> 01:23:11,395
我信你呀!

1162
01:23:11,419 --> 01:23:14,554
奈何桥真的!奈何桥在迪斯尼隔壁的!

1163
01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:16,600
是呀!我相信你才怪!快说嘛!

1164
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,748
快点执拾!走了!

1165
01:23:38,134 --> 01:23:39,564
真的想不到嫂子原来

1166
01:23:40,696 --> 01:23:42,073
我舍不得让她走!

1167
01:23:42,939 --> 01:23:44,730
行了!我们明白的!

1168
01:23:45,789 --> 01:23:46,904
保重了!

1169
01:23:46,942 --> 01:23:48,439
再见

1170
01:24:00,108 --> 01:24:01,735
终于都走光了!

1171
01:24:02,221 --> 01:24:03,237
那我们也走吧!

1172
01:24:04,335 --> 01:24:05,530
你走先吧!我跟着来!

1173
01:24:05,553 --> 01:24:06,700
那我在楼下等你!

1174
01:24:15,739 --> 01:24:18,492
小伙子!这里没人住了!

1175
01:24:18,526 --> 01:24:19,542
我不是人吗?

1176
01:24:20,544 --> 01:24:22,956
这幢楼房要收回,不租了!

1177
01:24:22,979 --> 01:24:25,884
租什么呀?三楼B单位是我姨婆的!

1178
01:24:25,926 --> 01:24:27,782
喂喂

1179
01:24:34,125 --> 01:24:35,639
你们两个可真狠啊

1180
01:24:35,663 --> 01:24:39,497
弄得阿寿魂飞魄散连鬼都做不成

1181
01:24:39,571 --> 01:24:42,911
是他自己咎由自取与鬼无由

1182
01:24:42,934 --> 01:24:44,977
你做人都古灵精怪的

1183
01:24:45,593 --> 01:24:46,970
做不了一个好鬼

1184
01:24:47,003 --> 01:24:48,433
聪明点!

1185
01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:54,027
瞪什么?现在大家都是鬼,我不怕你们

1186
01:24:54,050 --> 01:24:57,600
还瞪个啥?快打几圈吧来呀