- [Orange] Previously on Grand Theft Auto.
Do something, help me.
They're shooting me.
Buttman, help me.
Oh no, Buttman. (laughing)
Oh no.
You guys, is this the end of Buttman?
Nope, he just hurt his leg and had to ride in a wheelchair
for a little while. (laughing)
Buttman is back in black, actually not black.
But as you can see, while I was gone
the whole city turned into mayhem.
Everyone is shooting everyone else. (laughing)
Hey come on guys, I'm the only one
that should be shooting anybody.
Here's some wheelchair missiles, yeah boy.
(laughing)
Who wants some wheelchair missiles?
Time to celebrate 'cause the Buttman is back, yeah.
Oh. (laughing)
Hey, come on be careful.
I'm in a wheelchair for crying out loud.
Be gentle with me guys. (laughing)
Oh boy, my wheelchair's on fire.
This is not good guys.
Oh no, oh no, that's not good.
Everything's on fire.
Excuse me, coming through.
Hey wait a second, wait a second,
the explosion fixed my leg.
Yay! (laughing)
Buttman is back in full force.
Let's go. (laughing)
Buttman you can fly as well as you ever did before.
Grenade out.
Come back, aw you forgot your grenade.
It's free for only 20 payments of 18.95 each.
Here you go.
That guy got a free sample,
he didn't even have to pay any money honey.
(laughing) Whoa, what's that?
What?
Oh they're rapid fire grenades.
I thought I was shooting popcans or something. (laughing)
Or maybe it's soda cans, coke cans.
What do you guys call 'em?
Let me know in the comments below.
And just know, if you call them anything other
than soda cans, you're wrong. (laughing)
Knee cap shot.
Oh, got your knee caps.
What's going on, am I running in molasses?
What's happening?
Oh there he goes.
Whoa, sliding like I'm on ice.
That's nice.
Hey, here's a super secret soda surprise.
Yeah, it was root beer.
Oh he's jealous, you want some fruit punch? (laughing)
I'm gonna sneak up on this guy
and hit 'em with a golf club.
Oh no. (laughing)
Aw Buttman, the wall isn't the enemy,
the trash is. (laughing)
Did you know that Buttman has super Heelys?
That's how he gets around so fast.
He's like Tobuscus, he's got Heelys. (laughing)
Whoa, that was a mighty hip thrust.
Hip thrusting.
Hey buddy, stop, I got a hammer time.
It's hammer time, stop.
Oh no.
He didn't stop, he didn't like hammer time.
It's 'cause I wasn't wearing parachute pants, wasn't it?
Take to the skies, Buttman, we must save the world.
Ow, that didn't look like it felt very good.
Okay, up and over.
Oh no.
Ooh.
Hey captain tank top, can you help me up?
No.
Aw, this is what you get for not helping.
Some fruit punch. (laughing)
I hate your tires.
Whew, no, was that a, whew,
it's a fire hydrant, I hate you fire hydrants.
Mortal enemies fire hydrant, you're going down.
There, better, fixed it.
Now all is right in the world. (laughing)
Buttman saving us from the tyranny
of fire hydrants.
Excuse me, I'm coming, I'm walking here.
I didn't steal it, I found it, I found it.
(laughing) Minions help me, help me minions.
Yeah, yeah, ride on the hood Diapers McButtPants,
that's what I'm gonna call you.
Hey come back here, Diapers.
She bailed on the mission.
Her one mission was to stay on the hood.
Was that a fire hydrant?
Oh, I hate you fire hydrant, I fixed it.
There, it's better, good.
Hey well dressed minions, how you doing?
Yeah, minions everywhere.
(laughing) I'm drunk with power.
Buttman's back.
Oh no, ow, ow, ow.
I've got my random gun, it just shoots random things,
but it's working against me right now. (laughing)
Did my gun just shoot out aluminum siding?
That's weird.
Ah, what. (laughing)
I'm pretty sure I just shot out an air conditioning unit.
Wow, I hate parked cars.
I think I shot out an umbrella.
Whoa, oh yeah, doing the moon fly. (laughing)
That's where you fly backwards.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Hey you never know when you might need a used door
so that's good. (laughing)
Uh oh, going back down.
Buttman.
Oh I got you, is that a toaster oven?
I just shot a toaster oven, not very effective, but.
Okay, that's a bank door.
Whoa, whoa, okay I think there was an ATM there.
That would be useful.
Wait, I forgot my ATM pin number, no.
Okay, come here, come here, I think that was a briefcase.
That was a fence.
Okay, what we got for you, oh another fence and a door.
If you need to do any construction work, I'm your guy.
My gun is loaded with construction materials,
we'll be good.
Who needs Home Depot when you got Buttman? (laughing)
Yeah.
Flying through the oh, I see you helicopter.
I'm coming after you helichopter.
Helichopter, you got nothing on me, gonna get you.
Gonna get you, come on helichopter.
Stop running away, you're gonna get it helichopter.
Here's the minions. (laughing)
Oh no.
My plans, they are not working.
Just go live minions, just go live.
Oh, oh boy.
That was the worst back flop ever.
Oh, nothing to see here, just an upside down shark
driving on the road.
You know, just the usual thing that happens at night time.
♫ Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Aw, I missed it.
Oh there we go, oh.
Excuse me, what I'm just trying to shark my car.
(laughing)
Can you point me to the sharking lot, please? (laughing)
What, don't run away, don't run away from your feelings.
♫ Dun dun dun dun dun dun
Oh no.
Hey, don't laugh that I fell out of my shark.
It's not finny. (laughing)
I'm running away from my feeling.
Whew, Buttman is back in his rightful place,
on the toilet shooting fireworks.
(laughing)
All is right with the world, right guys?
♫ Celebrate butt times come on
♫ Dun dun dun dun dun dun
♫ It's a celebration yeah
Excuse me buddy, don't you want to celebrate with me?
Me too. (laughing)
Nothing says celebration like fireworks up the behind, yeah.
(laughing)
What, you don't agree?
Aha, minions. (laughing)
Buttman, you're the Human Torch?
Nobody told me that, that's awesome. (laughing)
Fear the invincible Buttman. (laughing)
Oh yeah, you gots it, you gots it, you know, uh oh.
Uh oh, Buttman might be invincible,
but his Buttmobile is not. (laughing)
Alright guys, thank you so much for watching
another episode of Grand Theft Auto.
I'm gonna try to shoot these guys in the butt
while I sign off.
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Until next time, later hot buttshots. (laughing)
Alright let's get Trump,
we got to get Trump to the White House.
Here we go, yay. (laughing)
Oh, Trump's run to the White House ended abruptly.
Let's try that again.
What's with the exploding watermelon down there?
Okay Trump, you got to stay in there
I know it's not a very big basket but.