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第三季
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他居然没要求我们打卡 真令人惊讶 Surprised he doesn't make us do that.
狼群有严格的等级 The pack totally has a pecking order.
土狼头领 就是老大 And the head Hyena, he's the man.
其它土狼都得 舔它的屁股 All the other ones have to, like, kiss his ass.
不是夸张 是真的 太恶心了 I mean, literally. It's so gross.
它们都得去舔 They have to lick his jerk.
电视上竟然还演这个 我都没法相信 I-I-I can't believe they even showed it on TV.
要是咱们这真想搞成职业联盟那样的 Yo, if this is supposed to be all, like, Major League and all,
就该有专人来维护设备 we should have equipment maintainer guys.
还得有送水的 知道吗 And water boys. You know?
贱人 来瓶佳得乐 Yo, Gatorade me, bitch.
再找两个狗腿子 Get us a couple flunkies in here.
把咱们服侍好 Treat us right.
好了 定时为15个小时 Okay, 15 hours starts now.
你没意见的话我就开工了 I'm going to hit it, if that's cool with you.
我不明白 I don't understand.
明白什么 What?
这些数字 怎么算都对不上 These numbers, they just don't add up.
早跟你说了 那家伙压榨我们 Told you. Dude's totally boning us.
不 不是那事 No, it's not that.
是我们的产量 少了 It's our output. We're off.
少了百分之0.14 We're 0.14% off.
百分之0.14... 到底什么意思 Point one-four, that's what, like... What does that mean?
意思是我们的产量少于应有的 It means we should be netting more than we're netting.
少了多少 So how far off are we?
少到不能忽略不计了 It's not negligible.
粗略算了下 大概少了0.25到0.5磅 Ball-parking it, I'd say we're quarter to a half a pound shy.
真奇怪 That's weird.
溢出量算了吗 What about spillage?
溢出量 Spillage?
就是 不小心溅出来那些 Yeah, you know, like, just stuff gets spilled.
没溅出过任何东西 Nothing gets spilled.
或许有一点点呢 A little maybe.
没溅出过任何东西 Nothing gets spilled.
那蒸发了呢 What about evaporation?
蒸发量不会有这么大 It wouldn't account for this much.
原料暴露时间又没那么长 The materials aren't out that long.
那么 水滴呢 就像... What about the other one? The drops, like on...
冰啤酒瓶上的那种 on that, like, cold beer.
冷凝吗 Condensation?
对 Yeah.
不可能 No.
会不会是剩下的那些渣滓 What about the crap that gets left behind,
就是 我们从桶里抠出来的粘糊糊的东西 you know, all the gunk we scrape out of the vats?
我算了 每个桶差不多有一加仑 I add up, like, a gallon each.
你算进去了吗 Did you work that in?
残留 Vestiges?
对 残留 Yeah. Vestiges.
肯定是这个 Bet that's it.
肯定就是这个了 Bet that's totally it.
怀特老师 Hey, Mr. White.
-怀特老师 -说 - Mr. White. - Huh?
你还好吧 Are you okay?
很好 怎么了 Yeah... Yeah, why?
没事 Nothing.
你不走吗 Are you coming?
好 马上 Yeah, in a minute.
好吧 明天见 All right, see you tomorrow.
该死 Shit.
你个杂种 You bastard.
狗娘养... Son of a...
来呀 Come on, you...
来呀 来呀 Come on, come on.
狗娘养... Son of a...
好 Okay.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch.
太好了 That's great.
小杂种 You little bastard.
关上门 Shut the door!
我耳朵要炸了 My ears are popping.
关上门 快 Shut the door. Move.
这感觉像在飞机似的 It's like I'm on an airplane, yo.
什么鬼东西搞的 What the hell's doing that?
正压力 Positive pressure.
正什么 Positive what?
老天 真要人命 God, friggin' kills, yo.
动动下巴 来回活动 Well, just move your jaw around. Move it around.
我动着呢 不管用 I am moving it around. It's not working.
那就打个呵欠什么的 别大惊小怪 Then just yawn or something. Stop acting like such a baby.
该死 Damn.
那什么正 正什么 W-W-What positive? Positive what?
压力 我调高了通风设备的阀值 Pressure. I've turned the ventilation up
使这里与外界产生压力差 to keep the outside out.
这里出现了"污染物" There's been a contamination.
等下 什么 Wait. What?
喂 等一下 Whoa whoa whoa, hey, hold up.
实验室里进了东西 Something got into the lab.
我们怎么办 So what do we do?
我是说 我们 I mean, do we...
等等 等等 我们不该戴面罩吗 Wait. Wait. I mean, shouldn't we be wearing masks?
不不 不是...那种"污染物" No, no, it's not that... that kind of contaminant.
那是什么 不危险吗 So it's, like, not dangerous?
怀特老师 我跟你说话呢 Mr. White, talk to me here.
对我们无害 Not to us particularly. No.
那是什么鬼东西 What the hell is that?
这个... 是我做的 This is, uh... I made it.
那这啥"污染物"到底是什么 So exactly what kind of contaminant are we dealing with here?
一只苍蝇 A fly.
什么意思 What do you mean?
一只... 什么苍蝇 A fly, like... like what do you mean?
我说的就是苍蝇 家蝇 I mean a fly, a house fly.
就是 一只苍蝇 Like, uh, one fly?
就一只 它干了什么 Singular? What did it do?
它飞进了实验室 我要打死它 It got into the lab, and I'm trying to get it out.
行了吗 懂不懂 Okay? Understand?
没懂 哥们 No, man, not really.
我想我还是没跟上你思路 I can't say that I'm really following you here.
伙计 你把我魂都吓飞了 Dude, you scared the shit out of me.
你说污染物的时候 I mean, when you say it's contamination,
我还以为是 埃博拉病毒什么的呢 I mean, I'm thinking, like an Ebola leak or something.
埃博拉病毒 Ebola?
对 探索频道播的一种病 Yeah, it's a disease on The Discovery Channel,
能让你把肠子都拉出来 where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.
谢谢 我知道埃博拉病毒是什么 Thank you. I know what Ebola is.
你倒说说看 西非病毒怎么会 Now, tell me. What would a West-African virus
跑到我们实验室里 be doing in our lab?
你自己满屋撵苍蝇 So you're chasing around a fly,
还说我是白痴 and in your world I'm the idiot.
杰西 听着 Jesse, listen.
这只苍蝇... 任何苍蝇 This fly... any fly...
都不可以出现在我们实验室 cannot be in our lab.
它是个问题 It's... It's a problem.
它是污染物 It's a contamination,
我绝对没有用错词 and that is in no way a misuse of the word.
懂了吗 Okay?
为保证我们制毒环境的清洁 So in terms of keeping our cook clean
和产品的纯正 and our product unadulterated,
我们必须严肃对待 we need to take this very seriously.
现在懂了吗 Now do you understand?
那这个就是你的砍蝇刀了 So is that your fly saber?
这是苍蝇拍 This is a swatter.
而且非常好用 谢谢 It happens to work quite well, thank you.
你的头怎么了 Uh-huh. Hey, what happened to your head?
没怎么 我很好 Nothing. I'm fine.
不是撞的吗 而且撞得很严重 You didn't hit it, like really... really hard?
我的头不是问题 杰西 My head is not the problem, Jesse.
苍蝇才是 The fly is the problem.
你不会是...试了我们的产品吧 You didn't happen to maybe... try our product, did you?
杰西 我知道对你这样的门外汉来说 Jess I know this seems unusual to you, a layman.
一只苍蝇...是无关紧要的 对吗 A fly... I get it... seems insignificant, right?
但是相信我 But trust me.
在实验室这种高度受控环境中 In a highly controlled environment such as this...
任何污染物 ...any pollutant..
不管多么微小 ...no matter how small...
都有可能彻底... ...could completely...
喂 Hello.
干嘛 What?
你整晚都在这吗 Were you here all night?
你睡过觉了吗 Have you even slept?
没 杰西 听着 我没事 No. Jesse, look. I'm fine. Okay
你能不能专心... Will you just please focus...
好了 我们已经晚点了 赶紧开工 Okay, look. We're running late, so let's just get started.
好不好 早死早超生 Shall we? The sooner we do it, the sooner we're done.
他妈的 终于正常了 Frickin' finally.
你这是干嘛 What are you doing?
该加碱了 It's time to alkaline.
我说的你没听进去 Have you not heard a word I said?
没把这苍蝇搞死前 不制毒 No cooking until this fly is dealt with.
你当我刚才自言自语吗 Have I been speaking to myself?
喂 时间可不多了 The timer went off, yo.
你觉得这批货多久才能好 一两小时吗 How long is this batch going to be good for? An hour? Two?
除非清掉污染物 否则这批货是不会好的 The batch will be good for nothing if we don't clear the contaminant.
清掉污染物 Clear the contaminant?
我们制的是冰毒 We're making meth here,
又不是航天飞机 not space shuttles.
逮住那苍蝇之前 什么也不制 We're making nothing until we catch this fly.
什么苍蝇嘛 What fly?
这他妈哪有什么苍蝇嘛 Where the hell is this fly?
我看都没看见 Not like I've even seen the thing.
说不定你那啥正压力把它吹出门去了呢 Maybe your positive pressure blew it out the door or something.
不会的 它就在这附近 明白吗 No, no. It is here. It is around. Okay?
就在这 我不会允许这批货暴露在外 He's around, and am not going to expose this batch
被污染物影响 完毕 to the open air and contamination. Period.
你可以选择现在出去 让我自己搞定 Now, you can leave me to deal with this myself,
或者来帮我 or you can help me,
不过你说对了 but you are right.
我们的确快没时间了 We are running out of time,
请你现在就回答我 so I need your answer right now.
好吧 Okay.
你这是在浪费时间 Hey, tick-tock. Yo.
虽然我的确喜欢制纯正货 但现实点 Look, I like making cherry products, but let's keep it real.
瘾君子根本不在乎是否纯正 All right, we make poison for people who don't care.
他们可能是世上最不挑剔的顾客 We probably have the most unpicky customers in the world.
不 你少找借口 No, no, no, no, no. No rationalizing.
它随时可能出现 别放弃 We'll find it any minute now. Don't give up.
你知不知道... Did you--
糖果制造的生产标准里有一条 Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds
即可接受的老鼠粪便的程度 that can go into candy bars?
还是政府出台的 老兄 That's the government, Jack.
政府都不怎么关心产品质量 Even the government doesn't care that much about quality.
你知道热狗里都放些什么吗 You know what is okay to put in hotdogs? Huh?
猪唇跟猪屁眼 Pig lips and assholes,
要我说 混蛋 随便放 but I say, hey, have at it, bitchs,
老子就喜欢吃热狗 because I love hotdogs,
你看 我... and, you know, see what I'm--
你在干什么 What are you doing?
没什么 Oh. Hey.
让我先把活干完 Look, let me just top it off,
很快就好 行不行 all right, really quick.
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