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阿弥陀佛

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阿弥陀佛

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辛苦，辛苦

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请坐，请坐
好…

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雇主，请坐
好…

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今天晚上的十八罗汉收大鹏

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你们做得真好

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你过奖了

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现在先给你们一点戏金

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全部都在这儿
好

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你数数它      谢谢

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还有

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这是点小意思，不成敬意

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谢谢              别客气

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我们这条村实在太偏僻了

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好多年没做大戏了

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你们这个班肯来唱戏

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真是难得

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你太客气了

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早点睡了
好…

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我不打扰你们了，早点休息吧

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慢走        好…

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不送了           请回，请回

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慢走

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星哥，再冲壶茶给你吧
不用了

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你早点睡吧

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明天一早我们就要走了

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星哥，早点休息

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好，早点休息

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难道昨天晚上……

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这件事就是这样了

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星叔，听你这样说，
你是不是经常撞鬼呀

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你才撞鬼啊

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星叔说了这么多你也不知道忌讳，
还在乱说

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我们戏班里的人常常扮神扮鬼
扮小人

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少不免会遇到一些古灵精怪的东西

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所以忌讳的东西一定要记住

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对不起，我们路经贵地，打扰了

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走吧，小心点

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星叔，你怎么这么迷信呀？

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我从小遇这种事特别多，
所以我是很迷信

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我就不相信

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我知道这次不是鬼，是人

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谁叫你打我的？

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这就叫做人憎鬼厌了

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别开玩笑了，走吧

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你们这些新入行的年轻人脾气
这么差的

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吵什么吵？你主人有人抬，
我们就跟大队

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再吵就宰了你

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来，我来拿吧

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不用，我是开玩笑

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到啦

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那张床是你的

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挑剩的才给我

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换张床睡好不好？

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先到先得，没得商量

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我怕蚊子咬

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我还怕贫血呢

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等你做大老倌的时候，住单人房

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哪里还用睡大宿舍

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让开啦，谢谢

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真的没得商量？

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没得商量

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夕阳西照，月影东流

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湿眼标，你真行，我佩服你

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阿贵，你这么说是什么意思？

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没有，没什么意思

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你别乱说话，很不吉利的

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我是依书直说呀

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依书？依什么书呀？

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赖布衣的风水指南，你看过没有？

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没有呀

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那就是罗，照书上说这间房子……

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你的床就是三煞位

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不过你可以不理这些忌讳，
不用担心的

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话又不是这样说啊，
有什么办法可以挡住呀

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挂个八卦？

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养缸金鱼呢？

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你属什么？         属虎

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真的？              是呀

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这个窗的阳光刚好照着你的床上

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你知不知道这叫什么？
不知道

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这叫虎落平阳被犬欺

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你睡在床底下或者可以避一避

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我去整理床啦

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睡在床底下？怎么睡呀？

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贵哥，你是属什么的？

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龙

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那你就可以吸收日月精华呀

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相书上是这么说

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贵哥，帮帮忙，跟我换床吧

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换床？不行，不可以

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你命硬罩得住，帮帮忙啦

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太麻烦了，又要把东西搬过去

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还要帮你把床也擦干净
不用

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床我自己擦，东西我帮你拿

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贵哥，帮帮忙

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算了，算了

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刚才你困过我的床没有？

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我只是躺了一会儿

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躺过？放封利是钱在床下吧

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不然的话，恶运会跟着你

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想救都救不了
好…

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谢啦         去吧…

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贵哥，又找到一个猪头炳呀？

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别拆穿我呀

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或者你说得没错，
可能真的是三煞位也说不定

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大吉利是

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贵哥，睡在这张床是觉得
舒服多了

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干什么？        人有三急

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这么多尿的啊

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喂，陪我一起去嘛

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真是生人不生胆

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又不是叫你去抢东西，去痾尿嘛

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你有没有听说过痾尿一起尿

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不然死大哥
好了，我陪你好了

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别说那么多了

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痾尿也不敢

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对不起呀，大哥，请让一让呀

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有没有搞错呀

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又要我陪你又要我让一让

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不是呀，我是跟他们说一声

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跟他们？         是呀

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这种事你也会相信？

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不是

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不是？

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那边有个骨罎，我就尿给你看看

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不要呀，很邪的

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算你运气不好了，想避也避不开

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味道好不好呀？

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有点咸

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喂喂喂，快走吧
什么事呀

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有鬼呀

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你说什么有点咸呀？

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你问我什么味道嘛
没有

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没有？         我没说话呀

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鬼呀

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干什么？

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吓你呀

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整天拿点假的东西来吓人

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就算是真的我也不怕啦

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贵哥，怎么你常常撞鬼的？

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不是撞，是见

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见？你怎么会见鬼的？

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因为我有一双眼

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废话，我们也有一双眼

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我这一双眼怎么会跟你们那双眼
一样呢？

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我这双叫做阴阳眼

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阴阳眼？

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左属阴，右属阳

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掩上左眼右眼看，掩上右眼左眼看

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想看就睁大眼，不看就闭上眼

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那些鬼是不是很吓人？

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鬼本来并不可怕的，
只不过是人怕鬼

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其实人也不应该怕鬼

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为什么？           为什么？

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因为人的身上有三把火

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头顶一把，左肩一把，右肩一把

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只要火不灭，鬼就不敢靠近

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所以走夜路的时候

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你千万不要突然回头

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如果火一灭……

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你们有没有试过尿完打冷颤

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有呀

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你呢？        有呀

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真的？         真的

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这叫做肾亏，与鬼无关

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这还好

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火一灭就会猛鬼入屋冤鬼缠身

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不过鬼也不是逢人就上身的

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是专找那些杀人放火，无恶不作

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忘恩负义将恩仇报的人才上身的

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所以俗话说

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为人不作亏心事，哪怕夜半鬼敲门

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开门呀，开门呀

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我是湿眼标呀，开门呀

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快点啦

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你们一定是做了亏心事，
所以才怕成这样

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快点呀
开门呀

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你们干什么？撞邪啦？

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是呀，你怎么知道？

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今天早上经过骨罎的时候都
看见你印堂发黑

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到底发生什么事？

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就是因为那些骨坛
是呀

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他向着骨坛痾尿呀

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完了           不会吧

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我一时贪玩，怎么知道真的有鬼

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那些东西分分钟沿着水上的嘛

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到了什么地方你自己应该知道

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有没有觉得不舒服？

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有点痒痒

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不要娶老婆了，玩完了

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那……你是说

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不会生儿子了

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贵哥，替他想想办法
是呀

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你对鬼那么了解，替他想想办法吧

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就是嘛

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办法是没有，只有上炷香拜祭它吧

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希望你碰到的不是恶鬼

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那你陪我去吧

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这种事情怎么能够陪你去呢？

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有人陪表示你不够诚心，
反而更不好

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那我明早一早去

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还明早？

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你想它上到肚子呀，迟些上脑了

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那……        还那什么

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玩的时候怎么那么大胆

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现在又那么害怕
好吧

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00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,105
只能硬着头皮现在去啦

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喂…买多点东西去拜祭，
不要太小器

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我知道

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先去买两瓶酒，
今天晚上有得看有得吃

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你是骗他的？

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我也是想他安心嘛

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湿眼标，你带路，我们快点去

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还是这样好一点

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有怪莫怪，我阿光不识世界

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我不是有心的

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我说你是故意的

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不是不是，我一时贪玩

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你很喜欢玩吗？

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那你会不会打筋斗？

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会，会，我打给你看

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我打完了

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你知不知道什么叫鬼吃泥呀？

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不知道，不知道

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你吃吃就知道了，吃吧

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不是这些，是你尿湿了的那些

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味道怎么样？
咸咸的

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以后做人要规矩一点

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这顿宵夜真丰富呀
都是你的计划好

232
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:33,082
还不快点去谢谢他
谢谢

233
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,916
你们这班臭小子

234
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,391
回去吃宵夜

235
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:41,157
你…
你别怪我，要怪就怪他

236
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,264
都是你干的好事

237
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:53,175
老友，撒尿不要紧，
可别搞烂我的堂口呀

238
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,914
华光沐浴

239
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:11,287
灵光普照万事兴

240
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,729
左千里眼

241
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,067
看清人情物理

242
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,500
右顺风耳

243
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:21,161
听尽事事非非

244
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,937
须知人生如戏，莫怨戏剧人生

245
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:28,639
一切悲欢离合，所有生老病死

246
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:33,184
尤如南柯一梦，顿成过眼云烟

247
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,016
佳哥，由你帮师父开光

248
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,924
朱砂开笔，大利大吉

249
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,656
开箱大吉

250
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,272
你们比我可好多了

251
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,976
谁叫我尸骨不全，是孤魂野鬼呢

252
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,386
还老让那个恶鬼给欺负，
我都不知道怎么办才好

253
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,619
还不快过来

254
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,826
又有难了，老大又手痒了

255
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,455
来啦

256
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,965
大哥，有什么吩咐？

257
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,035
这地方怎么这么脏？

258
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,871
不是我干的
这里只有我和你

259
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,245
不是你是谁？

260
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,079
是上……

261
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:43,019
没话说了吧，这可不是我手痒
是你身痒

262
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,587
打少一下都说我偷懒

263
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,198
这样下去也不是办法

264
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:05,901
好，我找个机会上去避一避才行

265
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,775
行了
各位各位，大家暂时不要工作

266
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,179
不要说我长气，再说多一次

267
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,014
我们的老规矩，待会祭白虎的时候

268
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,383
千万不要说话

269
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,285
连咳嗽都得忍着

270
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:24,722
最近喝得参汤多，痰上颈呀

271
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:30,056
晚晚去风流，很容易马上风的

272
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,064
什么时候轮到你多嘴的？

273
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:41,372
我是去风流呀，又怎么样？
难道你有资格吗？

274
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:46,677
兄弟，人不风流只为贫，
你只会贫血

275
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:50,687
你想马上风呀，很难呀

276
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:58,454
人家成天说一脸屁，
我也不知道为什么

277
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,024
现在我明白了

278
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,057
还说是兄弟

279
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,126
看着人家这么欺负我

280
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,339
你不帮忙还气我

281
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,141
只能怪你自己

282
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:16,580
俗语说宁可得罪君子，莫得罪小人

283
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,046
干活去

284
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:52,135
煞气好重呀

285
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,283
不行，我怕黑的

286
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,145
我们去玩了
走快点…

287
00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:13,116
走吧…          等等我呀

288
00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:23,556
你没事吧？
原来是你们

289
00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:26,494
星叔，他喝多了两杯

290
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,294
都是你把他灌醉的

291
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:32,100
他怎么会醉成这个样子的

292
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,465
阿贵，你也太过份了

293
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:38,405
明天晚上就是你的重头戏，
你还跟他们出去疯

294
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:40,944
还不快点回去睡觉

295
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:44,377
回去吧…走吧

296
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:47,318
走吧

297
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:51,472
那女的真不错

298
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:14,489
灯怎么会灭了？

299
00:28:41,953 --> 00:28:44,285
为什么镜子照不到我的

300
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,693
使劲呀，顶住呀

301
00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:43,237
你拉住啊，我剪啦

302
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,610
剪啦

303
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,553
快上来呀，还有事要做呀

304
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:08,264
怎么这么像我

305
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,703
出来，快出来呀

306
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,577
糟糕，事情闹大了

307
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,011
快收拾东西

308
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:26,243
快走          走啦

309
00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:30,916
快点啦

310
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:36,156
星叔…

311
00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:37,488
你们干什么？

312
00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:41,458
去痾尿…

313
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:47,367
怎么会这样？跟我一样？

314
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,850
你们几个昨天晚上是不是
把佳大牌给吓晕了

315
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:14,831
当然啦，他被我们吓得站也不是
坐也不是，只好躺下

316
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,899
有这么精彩的节目也不通知我

317
00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:20,437
你已经醉得晕呼呼了

318
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,063
不如今天晚上再做下集

319
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:23,470
再吓他一次呀

320
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,336
第一次做是天才

321
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:28,277
第二次做已经是蠢才了

322
00:32:30,648 --> 00:32:32,479
你们这些仆街昨晚扮鬼吓我

323
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:34,415
我…         谁吓你呀

324
00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:35,850
你不要乱说呀

325
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,951
对不起，我有事先走啦

326
00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:40,516
点子是你出的，出了事就想溜呀？

327
00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:42,816
现在不打自招

328
00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:45,155
佳哥

329
00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:46,730
你干什么呀，佳哥

330
00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:55,167
佳哥，有事慢慢说呀
说你老母

331
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:58,869
佳哥，不要呀，佳哥

332
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:02,339
佳哥

333
00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:03,707
佳哥，不关我事的

334
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:05,339
佳哥

335
00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,988
快走，快走

336
00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:17,027
不要打了，不要打了

337
00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:22,290
别打了，再打我就不客气了

338
00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,699
我阿佳一直不会跟你客气的
佳哥

339
00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:30,538
你个死仔呀
不要打了，不要打了

340
00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:35,277
不要打了

341
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:36,639
你傻的呀，把他也抱着嘛

342
00:33:36,714 --> 00:33:38,841
只抱我，有没有搞错呀

343
00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:41,579
不要打，不要打

344
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:43,847
住手

345
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:48,289
停手，不要打了

346
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,356
惨了，惨了，把我的东西全打烂了

347
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:55,126
你说怎么办，你赔给我呀
我们出去谈

348
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,067
你们有没有搞错呀

349
00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,626
来这里锣都没有开就做套
这样的戏给别人看？

350
00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:03,940
星叔，我们……

351
00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:05,407
回去再说

352
00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,646
我现在还怕呀

353
00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:11,145
我这个人没什么胆的

354
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:13,274
一害怕就不会演戏了

355
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:14,677
你看着办好了

356
00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:18,147
你是他们的老大，居然领着头胡闹

357
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:20,554
星叔，阿佳还在发脾气

358
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,953
你们几个实在太不像话，真是…

359
00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:25,255
好了，去跟佳哥道歉啦

360
00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:26,829
去吧，去吧

361
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,726
岂有此理

362
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:29,790
向佳哥认错

363
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,492
免了，我阿佳哪里受得起

364
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,198
再惹着这几位大哥何止扮鬼吓我
那么简单

365
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:37,173
放火烧屋都有份呀

366
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:40,109
为了保住小命，我还是避开好一点

367
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,712
佳哥别这么说，当是给我面子吧

368
00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,839
还不道歉        去啦

369
00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:49,345
对不起，佳哥
佳哥

370
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:51,854
他们都认错了，原谅他们吧

371
00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:55,893
告诉你们

372
00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:58,020
从来只有人受我阿佳的气

373
00:34:58,062 --> 00:35:00,496
你们想作弄我？好难呀

374
00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:03,156
算了，大家出去干活吧

375
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:09,731
这位佳大牌真是不可一世呀

376
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:16,912
快点，到你了
池叔

377
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:22,618
佳哥，等一下就到你了

378
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:24,621
我想你跟阿贵排一排戏

379
00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:26,420
排戏？

380
00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:31,795
阿贵艺高人胆大，
叫他等一会台上见吧

381
00:35:32,363 --> 00:35:36,595
阿贵第一次演狮子楼，
我看他也不是很熟

382
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,465
最好跟他练习练习

383
00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:42,368
不会还学人家做什么小武

384
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,734
拜托你告诉他，叫他小心点

385
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,641
免得把我也连累了

386
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:55,252
对不起，我赶着出场呀

387
00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:57,912
眼睛瞎了？

388
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:23,045
还没有搞好呀？

389
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:25,105
就快到你了，快点呀，你也是呀

390
00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:26,844
知道了         快点呀

391
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,254
你新来的呀

392
00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:39,661
你画白色的嘛

393
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:42,631
黑白不分，真是笨蛋

394
00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:47,203
奇怪

395
00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:56,338
你为什么打我？

396
00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:57,310
谁叫你亲我的？

397
00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,348
我没亲你呀

398
00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:00,507
不是你？难道是鬼吗？

399
00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:06,584
你肯定说不是你啦

400
00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:08,249
我都不知道你在说什么？

401
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:12,589
为老不尊

402
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:24,264
对不起
你怎么乱撞的呀

403
00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:26,105
 外面正在唱戏的嘛

404
00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,991
麻烦让一让…让一让

405
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:44,060
丽姐，这么急干什么？

406
00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:45,755
人有三急嘛

407
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:49,893
对不起，我尿急呀

408
00:37:50,801 --> 00:37:52,268
有东西看

409
00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:01,444
哗，好棒呀

410
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:03,739
谁呀？

411
00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:05,538
什么？

412
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,084
你个死湿眼标，真该死

413
00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:13,122
居然偷看我小便，真离谱呀
你怎么这么不小心呀

414
00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:16,126
好了，好了，没事…算了
衰得你呀

415
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,486
阿贵，到你上场了

416
00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:26,500
看贵哥做戏才行

417
00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:29,206
楼上可是西门庆？

418
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,639
正是

419
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:34,444
楼下可是武松？

420
00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:37,379
正是武松，俺上来了

421
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:22,857
好呀，好呀

422
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,891
你看贵哥演戏演得多棒呀

423
00:39:24,962 --> 00:39:27,192
当然啦，你以为是阿佳吗？

424
00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:29,425
打得软绵绵

425
00:39:31,168 --> 00:39:33,432
快到我们了，快去穿戏服吧

426
00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:39,568
你有没有搞错呀，走路绊倒我

427
00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,235
谁绊你了？

428
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:55,149
要你的命

429
00:40:05,636 --> 00:40:07,194
削头呀

430
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,867
削头呀

431
00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:15,705
你来真的呀？
我不知道啊

432
00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:19,645
厉害呀…         好棒呀…

433
00:40:20,317 --> 00:40:22,512
起锣鼓啦，起锣鼓

434
00:40:27,324 --> 00:40:30,225
好啊…

435
00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:32,759
他什么时候学会打三个淩空翻？

436
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,157
你做得好啊，抢我的戏做

437
00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:40,236
死仔包这么阴毒
不是呀

438
00:40:40,304 --> 00:40:41,862
快点杀我啦，不知怎么收场呀

439
00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:43,498
我也不知道为什么

440
00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:47,872
下手啦

441
00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,936
我的手……

442
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,811
杀呀，为什么不行呀
不行呀

443
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:58,050
你不杀我，怎么下台呀

444
00:40:58,088 --> 00:41:00,249
想下台很容易呀

445
00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:14,565
武松，你棒，后会有期

446
00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:16,801
他妈的

447
00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:22,071
佳哥，刚才我……
我！

448
00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:24,012
佳哥，什么事呀
我，我什么呀

449
00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:25,413
别那么气啦
还说我劳气

450
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,815
你问问他啦，他怎么样做小武的

451
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:29,213
我也不知道怎么会这样
你别说了

452
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:30,151
你应该做的就不做

453
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:31,848
不应该做的就做得十足

454
00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:33,921
老弟，这样捉弄我

455
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,424
你让我以后怎么混呀？

456
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,427
佳哥，我看他不会的

457
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:40,157
不会？只有你这样的班主
才会请他呀

458
00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:41,921
算了，换衣服

459
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,728
都是我不好

460
00:41:53,310 --> 00:41:56,677
干杯
霸王别虞姬做好…

461
00:41:57,114 --> 00:41:58,638
来…

462
00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:02,914
贵哥，打都让人打了

463
00:42:02,953 --> 00:42:04,614
何必垂头丧气呢

464
00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:06,121
整晚低着头

465
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:07,953
来，喝一杯

466
00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:09,016
对呀，喝一杯吧
喝吧

467
00:42:09,059 --> 00:42:10,424
谁说我垂头丧气？

468
00:42:10,494 --> 00:42:13,054
吃面当然低头，难道这样吃的吗？

469
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,039
笑什么？         笑什么？

470
00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:35,144
你又说没有人这样吃面的

471
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:38,484
现在就有了
伙计，算账

472
00:42:44,628 --> 00:42:46,653
这样都行

473
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:49,926
吃吧…

474
00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:53,162
干杯…            吃吧…

475
00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:58,503
小伙子，喝这么多的酒，
老了就会跟我一样

476
00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:10,244
举头望明月

477
00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:13,450
死仔呀，你也会有这一天的

478
00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:17,121
人家已经七老八十了

479
00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:19,025
还笑人干什么？
是呀

480
00:43:19,296 --> 00:43:23,562
要耍人就要像贵哥今天那样，
那才叫高招

481
00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:25,926
其实……
其实想想就好笑

482
00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:27,834
贵哥，你好棒

483
00:43:27,905 --> 00:43:29,873
连大老倌你都敢耍，好样的

484
00:43:29,907 --> 00:43:31,340
你们不明白

485
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,066
咱们贵哥也是大老倌呀

486
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:35,839
那家伙太嚣张了，
杀杀他的威风就对了

487
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,277
贵哥
你以为没有机会吗？

488
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:40,215
早晚有一天他落在我手里，
你们等着瞧我怎样整他

489
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:45,051
少嘴硬，上次你被人骂的时候，
还不是没话说

490
00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:47,646
说够了没有？一人一句有完没完

491
00:43:47,725 --> 00:43:49,158
轮到我说没有

492
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:56,226
既然你们认为今天晚上我做得对

493
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,995
那么这一顿饭……

494
00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:01,166
糟了        又尿急？

495
00:44:01,238 --> 00:44:03,798
没带钱
还是不记得拿东西呀

496
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:07,010
他次次算账都是这样的

497
00:44:07,077 --> 00:44:09,511
贵哥，这次是真的

498
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,110
那以前那些是骗我们的

499
00:44:12,516 --> 00:44:14,313
以前有真有假

500
00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:16,876
不过这次绝对是真的

501
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,014
我回戏栅拿东西，告辞了

502
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:22,859
缩骨友呀

503
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,253
我们教训教训他

504
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,387
好，好

505
00:44:26,563 --> 00:44:28,724
像上回那样？
那当然啦

506
00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:31,296
伙计，算账

507
00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:38,738
想这么多干什么？得快乐时且快乐

508
00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:40,778
走快点啦，这么慢

509
00:44:40,778 --> 00:44:42,575
有人来了

510
00:44:47,985 --> 00:44:50,146
你们猜猜湿眼标回来了没有？

511
00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:52,916
他哪有这么快呀

512
00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:55,389
他连撒尿都比别人慢

513
00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:59,727
是不是和整阿佳那样，
拉桌子搬櫈子拆柜子的？

514
00:44:59,897 --> 00:45:01,524
不用那么麻烦

515
00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:03,460
他是！Q零蛋

516
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,298
随便弄两下子就能把他吓死了

517
00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:08,461
我们快去化装吧
好啊…

518
00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:13,670
他们扮鬼吓人真有意思，
我也来凑凑热闹

519
00:45:27,925 --> 00:45:28,892
你干什么呀？

520
00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:32,258
又不是叫你演戏，
是叫你扮鬼吓人，笨蛋

521
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:35,562
我们一人行一边

522
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:37,258
他去哪我们就吓到哪

523
00:45:37,301 --> 00:45:38,902
快点去啦          好…

524
00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:39,800
那我呢？

525
00:45:39,837 --> 00:45:41,532
你自己看着吧

526
00:46:19,743 --> 00:46:21,711
你有没有搞错，这样怎么吓到他

527
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,837
又是你说的

528
00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:24,312
他去到哪里在他后面，
去到哪里吓到哪里的

529
00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:26,076
要给他看到才行的啊，蠢材

530
00:46:26,216 --> 00:46:27,808
去啦

531
00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:54,804
咱们这么多都吓不到他

532
00:46:54,878 --> 00:46:58,245
他一个人就把他吓晕了，他真棒

533
00:46:59,516 --> 00:47:02,883
一、二、三、四，他是谁呀？

534
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,285
我是我

535
00:47:15,799 --> 00:47:17,562
这么差的

536
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:23,769
你个衰佬，看少你一会你都去鬼混

537
00:47:23,807 --> 00:47:26,071
鬼混什么？去打天九而已

538
00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:27,734
跟三个女人打天九？

539
00:47:27,811 --> 00:47:30,041
赌钱分什么男女，
她们输得起就行了

540
00:47:30,113 --> 00:47:31,478
那么你是赢还是输呀？

541
00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:32,674
输了

542
00:47:32,816 --> 00:47:34,647
当然输啦，三个狐狸精

543
00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:37,286
好像喂仔那样，什么都露出来

544
00:47:37,421 --> 00:47:40,219
那我又没留意呀，
我只顾着看自己的牌

545
00:47:40,324 --> 00:47:42,258
是呀，你这人的毛病我最清楚了

546
00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:44,123
你快让鬼迷住了

547
00:47:48,131 --> 00:47:50,759
白天不讲人，晚上不讲鬼的

548
00:47:57,107 --> 00:48:00,133
有鬼呀         鬼呀……

549
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:02,805
有鬼呀……

550
00:48:05,182 --> 00:48:07,446
别人看见鬼，我们跑什么？

551
00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:09,314
那一定是有鬼了

552
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:10,318
你们看看自己的样子

553
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:12,287
别人看到我们当然以为是鬼了

554
00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:15,018
对，对
快点脱衣服去捡回湿眼标啦

555
00:48:15,092 --> 00:48:17,594
快点…             去吧…

556
00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:21,394
今天晚上那台戏说不定是鬼来捣乱

557
00:48:22,633 --> 00:48:23,930
将军

558
00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:28,003
鬼捣乱？我看是他们在捣乱

559
00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:30,803
坐正

560
00:48:31,608 --> 00:48:34,736
别跟那些年青人计较，
早点睡吧

561
00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:37,140
这盘棋算和了吧

562
00:48:37,514 --> 00:48:39,277
和棋？

563
00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:44,216
好了，好了，
反正都是势均力敌

564
00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:47,115
早点休息
好的，早点休息

565
00:48:47,891 --> 00:48:49,950
找个机会你说说阿贵

566
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:53,324
怎么说你是半个师父

567
00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:56,957
再这样下去别怪我不客气

568
00:48:58,168 --> 00:48:59,601
你们撞鬼啦？
你怎么知道？

569
00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:00,659
你…

570
00:49:00,804 --> 00:49:02,829
你看看你们，喝得一塌糊涂

571
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,769
不是，我们……
阿贵

572
00:49:05,142 --> 00:49:07,838
你先去睡吧，我跟他们说好了

573
00:49:08,145 --> 00:49:09,510
眼不见为净

574
00:49:09,846 --> 00:49:11,973
星叔，刚才在后台我们真的见鬼了

575
00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:13,744
是呀，那个鬼……

576
00:49:13,817 --> 00:49:17,309
别说了，先把阿标救醒

577
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:23,225
照你刚才那个说法，那个鬼……

578
00:49:24,227 --> 00:49:26,092
阿贵，先上炷香

579
00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:27,460
是

580
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,375
有怪莫怪

581
00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:49,883
鬼，只不过是人死了以后的幽灵

582
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:51,544
当人死了以后

583
00:49:51,688 --> 00:49:56,057
它的灵性凝聚不散，这就叫做鬼

584
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,428
所以鬼跟人一样

585
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:01,259
仍然保持着他本来的人性

586
00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:02,889
鬼也有人性

587
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:05,933
那照理不会故意害人呀？
是呀

588
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,494
你们遇到的鬼除了吓一跳之 外

589
00:50:08,572 --> 00:50:09,732
你们并没有什么损失

590
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,105
所以我说这只鬼，不算是恶鬼

591
00:50:13,944 --> 00:50:15,878
鬼也有好坏之分吗？
当然

592
00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:18,915
人也有好人和坏人
我知道了

593
00:50:18,982 --> 00:50:20,950
好人死了以后变好鬼

594
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,509
坏人死了以后变恶鬼

595
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:27,078
湿眼标这么好色，
死了以后一定是色鬼

596
00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:29,014
那么你呢？         我？

597
00:50:29,092 --> 00:50:30,525
我长命百岁

598
00:50:30,594 --> 00:50:32,425
那就是老鬼

599
00:50:35,298 --> 00:50:38,961
好了好了，你们这班小鬼
还不快去睡

600
00:50:39,236 --> 00:50:42,501
不说不害怕，越说越害怕

601
00:50:43,306 --> 00:50:46,833
我先走了，当心鬼跟着你们，兄弟

602
00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:48,433
星叔…明儿见…

603
00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:51,242
等等我           等等我

604
00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:17,672
星叔

605
00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:21,507
我是孤魂野鬼

606
00:51:21,878 --> 00:51:25,405
我想求你……

607
00:51:31,121 --> 00:51:33,282
明天记着把蟒袍熨好
行了

608
00:51:33,356 --> 00:51:36,291
我会替你熨的，快去睡吧
记住啦

609
00:51:40,497 --> 00:51:42,488
你记着呀

610
00:51:44,634 --> 00:51:46,534
死人头呀

611
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:52,701
你坏了我的事，我要好好的整整你

612
00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:04,378
谁撞我呀？

613
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:24,231
怎么会这样

614
00:54:35,071 --> 00:54:37,232
板櫈也喝醉了

615
00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:41,871
这么坏呀你

616
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,721
这班孙子又想捉弄我

617
00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:24,080
吓我？

618
00:55:39,903 --> 00:55:43,862
你这个人真可恶，
让我现原形来吓吓你

619
00:56:14,237 --> 00:56:16,137
鬼都不怕？

620
00:56:17,307 --> 00:56:19,036
还扮？

621
00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:20,875
吓鬼吗？

622
00:56:21,144 --> 00:56:22,111
吓人

623
00:56:22,245 --> 00:56:23,507
人吓人

624
00:56:24,147 --> 00:56:25,512
鬼吓人

625
00:56:25,582 --> 00:56:27,413
驱魔人

626
00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:34,556
死啦

627
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:42,187
你以为我醉了，
其实我是非常的清醒

628
00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:46,893
这个王八蛋太可恶了

629
00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:51,339
好，让我到后台去弄坏他的衣箱

630
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,715
是谁把我的衣箱弄乱的？

631
00:57:00,784 --> 00:57:04,550
说，说，快说？
鬼呀

632
00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:07,417
鬼呀…

633
00:57:07,557 --> 00:57:09,115
又是阿贵

634
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:15,091
不是阿贵，是我呀

635
00:57:15,565 --> 00:57:18,398
别生人不生胆，是又怕不是又怕

636
00:57:18,501 --> 00:57:20,799
大白天哪儿来的鬼呀

637
00:57:20,937 --> 00:57:22,529
要去你们自己去吧

638
00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:24,630
见过鬼还不怕黑吗？

639
00:57:24,741 --> 00:57:25,537
慢着

640
00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:26,404
什么事？

641
00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:32,077
我一走戏棚就觉得阴风阵阵，
我还是不去了

642
00:57:32,148 --> 00:57:32,978
你不去了？

643
00:57:33,149 --> 00:57:35,242
不去
就算鬼要出现

644
00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:36,851
它也不会找人多的地方

645
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,080
是呀         笨蛋

646
00:57:38,154 --> 00:57:39,985
对呀，等等我

647
00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:41,957
早，佳哥

648
00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,491
早你个死人头

649
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:49,932
有事慢慢说，不要乱来呀

650
00:57:49,999 --> 00:57:51,626
说？

651
00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:56,366
你个死仔包，走开呀

652
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:58,736
好人不扮你扮鬼？

653
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,876
扮……扮得那么过瘾

654
00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:02,912
你干什么？
发神经呀

655
00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:04,173
你发神经的

656
00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:06,215
你不止扮鬼扮马，还弄乱我的衣箱

657
00:58:06,282 --> 00:58:07,442
佳哥
你说清楚

658
00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:10,678
我怎么知道谁搞乱你的衣箱
鬼呀…

659
00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:13,251
我的鸟儿都说是你
别说了…

660
00:58:13,423 --> 00:58:15,186
你们几个狼狈为奸

661
00:58:18,895 --> 00:58:20,487
佳哥呀

662
00:58:21,698 --> 00:58:25,225
你们走开，我吃饭的家伙也敢动
佳哥，不要打了

663
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:26,734
你是不是想砸我的饭碗？
不要呀

664
00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:28,668
你是哪个师父教出来的

665
00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:32,466
什么事呀
你骂我什么都可以

666
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,374
你骂我师父我就跟你拼命

667
00:58:35,845 --> 00:58:38,712
不要打了…       不要打了

668
00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:43,075
打我？大老倌你都敢打？
不要打了…

669
00:58:43,753 --> 00:58:45,983
放开我，放手
怎么这么奇怪的

670
00:58:46,122 --> 00:58:47,350
好像有人拉住他一样
我打死你个死仔

671
00:58:47,490 --> 00:58:48,548
你个死仔
怎么会这样

672
00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,092
是呀，没人拉住他的呀

673
00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:53,890
不要拉着我，放手，放手呀
怎么会这样

674
00:59:04,307 --> 00:59:06,036
当然啦，每天晚上到 外面鬼混

675
00:59:06,109 --> 00:59:07,633
还不脚软

676
00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,004
不对        不像呀

677
00:59:09,078 --> 00:59:09,976
不像呀

678
00:59:10,146 --> 00:59:16,051
佳哥…

679
00:59:18,955 --> 00:59:19,944
阿贵，发生了什么事？
好得人惊呀

680
00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:22,048
他怎么会弄成这样
他…

681
00:59:22,325 --> 00:59:23,587
吓死人了

682
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:24,752
到底什么事呀

683
00:59:24,827 --> 00:59:28,285
还看什么，快点扶他起来呀
扶起他…

684
00:59:29,465 --> 00:59:31,296
怎么会这样
佳哥…

685
00:59:31,467 --> 00:59:33,094
你们走开

686
00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:39,840
我不要你们扶，你们看看

687
00:59:42,378 --> 00:59:43,606
怎么会这个样子的？

688
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,739
你问我，我问谁呀？

689
00:59:47,350 --> 00:59:50,046
千军万马，万马千军

690
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:53,111
俺赵子龙，单枪匹马

691
00:59:53,356 --> 00:59:57,383
匹马单枪，杀出重围

692
00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,659
俺赵云，救幼主
他发疯了

693
01:00:01,731 --> 01:00:03,460
阿贵，快点找童子尿来呀

694
01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:05,626
下来呀
快点去呀

695
01:00:05,735 --> 01:00:07,635
快点叫他下来
下来，你干什么？

696
01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:12,403
我不但会唱戏，我还会翻筋斗呐

697
01:00:17,814 --> 01:00:19,509
马有失蹄

698
01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:23,214
看什么看？看什么看？

699
01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:24,947
阿佳

700
01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:28,352
有胡子的是老头儿

701
01:00:28,524 --> 01:00:31,459
还有你，你长得非常漂亮

702
01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:34,590
落花满天蔽月光

703
01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:36,996
借一杯附荐凤台上

704
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:39,828
阿佳，阿佳…
佳哥…

705
01:00:42,338 --> 01:00:46,274
你们看什么？看什么？

706
01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:48,140
有什么好看的

707
01:00:48,611 --> 01:00:50,442
我就撞死他，让你们没得看

708
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,310
撞死他…

709
01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:53,042
撞死他…
快点拉住他

710
01:00:53,182 --> 01:00:55,207
拉住他，快拉住他

711
01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,148
为什么要拉我？放手呀

712
01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:57,914
你们放手呀

713
01:00:58,087 --> 01:01:00,419
拉住他…        放手呀…

714
01:01:00,456 --> 01:01:02,356
童子尿来了
放手呀

715
01:01:02,825 --> 01:01:06,522
不要拉住我，放手

716
01:01:07,230 --> 01:01:11,189
好脏呀，不要呀，不要呀

717
01:01:12,568 --> 01:01:18,408
我受不了，受不了，不行了，
我要走了

718
01:01:18,408 --> 01:01:19,397
没事了

719
01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:23,505
怎么弄这种东西呀

720
01:01:23,579 --> 01:01:25,911
别吵了，他只是撞邪

721
01:01:27,617 --> 01:01:29,676
他现在已经没事了

722
01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:32,310
快扶他到房里去
快点呀

723
01:01:35,491 --> 01:01:37,550
阿贵，快去找星叔回来

724
01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:48,297
我的意见你认为怎么样？

725
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:49,565
好是好

726
01:01:49,639 --> 01:01:53,234
不过要不要请和尚尼姑来给他
超度一下

727
01:01:53,309 --> 01:01:55,277
和尚跟尼姑是吃四方的

728
01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:57,676
而我们做戏是吃八方的

729
01:01:57,814 --> 01:02:00,977
照我的办法去做，相信可以

730
01:02:01,484 --> 01:02:05,215
好，你作主，今天休息一晚上

731
01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:06,687
我马上去跟会主说

732
01:02:06,756 --> 01:02:08,451
好，好

733
01:02:09,826 --> 01:02:13,523
你们今天晚上照我方法去做

734
01:02:13,863 --> 01:02:19,460
威武升堂

735
01:02:24,941 --> 01:02:27,739
星叔怎么弄这种事玩呀

736
01:02:29,479 --> 01:02:31,709
当是唱戏就行了

737
01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:39,186
铁面无私，尽解民间悬案

738
01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:42,747
青天有眼，了断鬼域奇冤

739
01:02:42,825 --> 01:02:43,792
王朝，马汉

740
01:02:43,826 --> 01:02:44,918
在

741
01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:49,692
镇定一点

742
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:50,960
与老夫大声呐喊

743
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,234
老夫在此，有冤情者

744
01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:56,204
不论是人是鬼，速来伸诉

745
01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:57,432
遵命

746
01:03:00,343 --> 01:03:01,640
包大人在此

747
01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:04,703
不论是人是鬼，速来伸诉

748
01:03:25,668 --> 01:03:27,158
上台的时间到了

749
01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:34,240
不要这么胆小

750
01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:37,772
我不是胆小，我根本没胆

751
01:03:37,947 --> 01:03:41,474
可怒，生为人死为鬼，此乃天理

752
01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:46,784
既成鬼魅，有冤不诉，
反而到阳间作怪，实在天理不容

753
01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:51,226
蒙圣上赐尚方宝剑，
既可斩阳间刁民泼妇

754
01:03:51,294 --> 01:03:54,855
更可杀地府的牛鬼蛇神，人来

755
01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:55,693
在

756
01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:57,995
尚方宝剑侍候

757
01:03:59,268 --> 01:04:03,227
尚方宝剑在此，小鬼速速前来

758
01:04:06,475 --> 01:04:08,204
肃静

759
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:18,051
小鬼在此，向包大人叩头

760
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:24,749
有声音，怎么没人？
没人的？

761
01:04:24,794 --> 01:04:28,855
你既然在此，还不与老夫现身？

762
01:04:28,965 --> 01:04:30,956
多谢包大人

763
01:04:35,905 --> 01:04:37,600
闭上眼睛

764
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:43,073
有何冤情，快些诉来

765
01:04:43,446 --> 01:04:48,679
回禀大人，小鬼生前被人乱刀斩死，
尸分七段

766
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:54,247
但杀死小鬼的仇家后来
法网难逃，被处斩而死

767
01:04:54,357 --> 01:04:57,758
这都是三百年前的事了

768
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,919
既然如此，为何前来伸诉？

769
01:05:02,031 --> 01:05:07,367
禀大人，因为小鬼无人超度变成
孤魂野鬼了

770
01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:11,998
求大人把我的尸骨收集齐全，
另藏他方

771
01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:15,134
让我安安乐乐的去投胎做人

772
01:05:16,779 --> 01:05:21,182
听来言之有理，老夫就依你所求

773
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,808
多谢大人

774
01:05:23,319 --> 01:05:24,752
小鬼听令

775
01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:25,787
在

776
01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:29,617
今后不准再到阳间滋扰众生

777
01:05:29,692 --> 01:05:32,388
如有食言，定斩不赦

778
01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:38,464
小鬼感恩不尽，
怎敢还到阳间闹事呀

779
01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:41,361
谅你不敢

780
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:45,434
大人答应了你，
还不快点说你的尸骨埋在哪里

781
01:05:45,508 --> 01:05:48,102
大人，就埋在小鬼的脚下

782
01:05:49,178 --> 01:05:53,114
但是戏台之下有两……
两鬼两马呀

783
01:05:55,718 --> 01:05:57,185
你们离不离谱呀

784
01:05:57,253 --> 01:05:59,653
今天不开锣也没人告诉我

785
01:05:59,822 --> 01:06:02,188
你们干什么？
穿着戏服在这里干什么

786
01:06:02,258 --> 01:06:03,452
阿佳

787
01:06:03,893 --> 01:06:07,192
你就不是星叔吗？还扮包公？

788
01:06:07,697 --> 01:06:10,257
几十岁人了，还在这里过戏瘾呀

789
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,927
阿佳，你听我说
说什么？

790
01:06:13,836 --> 01:06:18,000
你以为你真的是包公来吓我呀，
你发神经病

791
01:06:20,910 --> 01:06:23,777
你还穿了我的蟒袍，
快把它脱下来还给我

792
01:06:23,846 --> 01:06:27,714
不要吵，别以为你是大老倌
就目中无人

793
01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:30,943
兄弟不和，被鬼戏弄

794
01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:34,251
显然你已经到了人憎鬼厌的地步了

795
01:06:34,423 --> 01:06:36,220
混帐
混帐的是你

796
01:06:36,292 --> 01:06:40,388
你今天冤鬼上身，
自己撞墙伤了自己

797
01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:44,490
你这班好兄弟于心不忍

798
01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:47,136
所以不忌吉不忌凶

799
01:06:47,136 --> 01:06:50,572
为了你，他们和我一起扮包公审鬼

800
01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:52,641
希望能够替你消灾解难

801
01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:55,576
反而你是非不分，以怨报德

802
01:06:56,078 --> 01:06:58,342
你今天早上就让那个上身了

803
01:06:58,447 --> 01:07:03,248
还有，你的衣箱也是被那个鬼
给搞乱的

804
01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:07,053
你说说看，我跟了你这么久有没有
跟你开过玩笑？

805
01:07:07,156 --> 01:07:09,351
做过什么糊涂事？

806
01:07:10,493 --> 01:07:13,394
星叔，对不起

807
01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:15,961
阿佳，你明白就好

808
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,694
星叔，那我们现在要怎么办？

809
01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:23,236
那个鬼说他的骨头在戏台底下

810
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,467
好，我们马上去挖

811
01:07:39,221 --> 01:07:41,052
喂，喂，你快过来看看

812
01:07:41,257 --> 01:07:42,019
什么？        看看

813
01:07:42,091 --> 01:07:44,616
那些骨头在这儿呢，小心点挖呀

814
01:07:44,794 --> 01:07:46,853
千万别弄碎了，小心点

815
01:07:57,606 --> 01:08:00,006
星叔，骨头全都挖出来了

816
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:02,340
找个风水好的地方葬起来

817
01:08:13,656 --> 01:08:16,682
潮州阿哥，你的骨头我们
替你葬好了

818
01:08:16,725 --> 01:08:19,558
以后你就用不着再做孤魂野鬼了

819
01:08:20,796 --> 01:08:24,357
保佑我们戏班场场满座，财源广进

820
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:30,262
潮州大兄，今天一早我起来
跟爱姐打鱼蛋来孝敬你

821
01:08:30,339 --> 01:08:32,136
是呀，希望你喜欢

822
01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:35,669
他是潮州人，一定喜欢吃鱼丸的

823
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,489
先上一炷香

824
01:08:46,489 --> 01:08:48,286
我也上一炷香

825
01:08:48,824 --> 01:08:51,725
你们看，他老爹死他也没这么孝顺
当然啦

826
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,320
他怕潮州大兄再来缠住他

827
01:08:54,497 --> 01:08:58,092
要是真缠住你就算多烧点
冥钱也没用呀

828
01:08:58,467 --> 01:08:59,991
那当然了

829
01:09:01,237 --> 01:09:06,766
潮州大兄，希望你有机会
早日投胎从新做人

830
01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:10,007
机会是自己制造的

831
01:09:10,079 --> 01:09:13,082
叫他快娶个老婆让潮州大兄投胎
当他儿子不就行了

832
01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:14,071
是呀…

833
01:09:16,418 --> 01:09:20,377
湿眼标，说话不要太损人

834
01:09:20,589 --> 01:09:24,548
佳哥，我来帮你烧几张

835
01:09:25,728 --> 01:09:27,821
潮州大兄，有怪莫怪

836
01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:31,889
其实佳哥人不错的，又肯热心教人

837
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:36,199
假如你喜欢学戏，
有空可以上来跟他学学

838
01:09:36,972 --> 01:09:40,464
好了好了，我们拜完了，回去吧

839
01:09:40,709 --> 01:09:42,836
走吧

840
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,674
阿贵，真是不好意思

841
01:09:45,814 --> 01:09:47,714
以前的事希望你不要放在心里边

842
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:50,574
不会的，我全忘了

843
01:09:54,223 --> 01:09:55,781
他想跟我们蹭在一块儿

844
01:09:55,824 --> 01:09:59,055
怎么会呀，他会跟我们握手呀？

845
01:09:59,094 --> 01:10:02,222
他是看人的，走吧

846
01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:05,566
阿光，真不好意思，以前是我不对

847
01:10:06,569 --> 01:10:08,799
对不起        没事了

848
01:10:09,171 --> 01:10:11,071
不好意思

849
01:10:11,106 --> 01:10:13,040
佳哥        拿着吧

850
01:10:13,075 --> 01:10:14,007
走               对了

851
01:10:14,276 --> 01:10:15,334
改天我请你们吃饭

852
01:10:15,611 --> 01:10:17,408
别客气了

853
01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:19,508
快点啦

854
01:10:19,915 --> 01:10:22,679
来呀，快点…小心点
来

855
01:10:23,319 --> 01:10:25,549
小心呀
放好一点

856
01:10:25,588 --> 01:10:26,885
行了

857
01:10:33,128 --> 01:10:34,720
这么大的场面

858
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,888
大家这么辛苦吃顿便饭嘛

859
01:10:36,932 --> 01:10:39,127
先去喝杯茶
好啊

860
01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:49,971
菜洗好了没有？

861
01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:51,512
好，洗好了，洗好了

862
01:10:56,418 --> 01:11:00,047
丽姐，想不到你出得厅堂，
入得厨房呀

863
01:11:00,189 --> 01:11:02,089
快干活吧，不然就来不及了

864
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:04,385
把盘子洗干净
好啊

865
01:11:07,863 --> 01:11:10,593
你撞见鬼啦？
是你撞我嘛

866
01:11:15,971 --> 01:11:19,099
丽姐，有什么让我帮忙的吗？

867
01:11:19,742 --> 01:11:21,937
阿贵，今天可真是希奇了

868
01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:25,309
堂堂大老倌，居然肯到厨房来帮忙

869
01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:27,005
丽姐，你别笑我了

870
01:11:28,384 --> 01:11:29,544
帮我宰了这只水鱼

871
01:11:29,618 --> 01:11:30,550
宰这个呀？

872
01:11:30,686 --> 01:11:32,244
是呀        好，好

873
01:11:34,823 --> 01:11:36,154
别动

874
01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:42,093
你把它揪出来，我来按住它

875
01:11:42,164 --> 01:11:43,995
又揪又按，揪哪儿呀？

876
01:11:44,066 --> 01:11:46,000
揪这里呀，我按住了

877
01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:48,868
佳哥，丽姐按水鱼很厉害的

878
01:11:48,937 --> 01:11:51,405
按你的头，揪出来

879
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:52,236
出来了

880
01:11:52,408 --> 01:11:53,807
拿刀宰呀

881
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,505
丽姐，一刀下去不就一颈血

882
01:11:57,346 --> 01:11:59,371
宰水鱼当然是一颈血了，
丽姐，对吗？

883
01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:01,007
走开，宰呀

884
01:12:01,517 --> 01:12:02,279
真的宰吗？

885
01:12:02,351 --> 01:12:03,409
宰呀

886
01:12:03,752 --> 01:12:06,277
星哥，请上座
好啊

887
01:12:06,622 --> 01:12:10,149
各位，现在请入席吧
好啊

888
01:12:10,359 --> 01:12:11,417
请…

889
01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:12,552
请随便坐呀

890
01:12:12,661 --> 01:12:14,185
随便坐

891
01:12:14,563 --> 01:12:16,121
就座了

892
01:12:16,765 --> 01:12:18,790
坐下
星叔，喝一杯

893
01:12:19,301 --> 01:12:20,893
一点点就行了
随便啦

894
01:12:21,203 --> 01:12:22,932
各位，静一静
佳哥

895
01:12:23,405 --> 01:12:26,670
各位兄弟姐妹，今天不用开锣

896
01:12:26,742 --> 01:12:30,200
大家尽管多喝几杯，
喝醉了也没有关系

897
01:12:30,412 --> 01:12:32,380
来…

898
01:12:50,132 --> 01:12:51,497
来，起筷

899
01:12:52,301 --> 01:12:54,701
起筷…

900
01:12:54,770 --> 01:12:57,432
谢谢…          谢谢

901
01:12:57,473 --> 01:13:01,341
星叔呀，再来一点
我够了…

902
01:13:02,578 --> 01:13:04,808
星叔，这鱼很新鲜呀

903
01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:06,271
这鱼很新鲜
对了

904
01:13:06,348 --> 01:13:07,576
阿丽怎么没有出来呀？

905
01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:10,115
在厨房盛水鱼汤

906
01:14:52,921 --> 01:14:54,616
星叔，我敬你一杯

907
01:14:55,891 --> 01:15:00,658
应该敬的，这次全靠星叔
扮包公才消灾解难

908
01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:02,361
你也帮了忙

909
01:15:02,631 --> 01:15:05,259
佳哥，你现在没事了

910
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,732
你知不知道你鬼上身的时候
是怎么样呀

911
01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:09,630
我真的不知道呀

912
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,303
让我学给我看看

913
01:15:15,811 --> 01:15:18,871
看看，是这样的

914
01:15:23,218 --> 01:15:26,153
你说像不像呀，还有呀

915
01:15:36,798 --> 01:15:39,824
你看看他呀，快过来吃东西吧

916
01:15:39,968 --> 01:15:41,458
还不过来

917
01:15:41,637 --> 01:15:43,468
怎么会这样的？

918
01:15:47,676 --> 01:15:49,166
来…

919
01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:52,670
阿标，你学我也不用学得
那么认真嘛

920
01:15:54,316 --> 01:15:56,375
吃鱼呀

921
01:16:06,261 --> 01:16:09,458
你搞得桌面都震了，坐下吧

922
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,067
你抽筋了

923
01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:15,066
我帮你夹

924
01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:41,188
怎么回事？

925
01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:48,861
死人了…

926
01:16:48,904 --> 01:16:50,599
死人了

927
01:16:50,806 --> 01:16:52,501
死了人了       静一静

928
01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:55,304
大家静一静…
大家静一静

929
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:03,812
闪开

930
01:17:14,496 --> 01:17:16,088
快走

931
01:17:16,164 --> 01:17:18,860
星叔，星叔，你没事吧

932
01:17:18,967 --> 01:17:20,434
我没事

933
01:17:46,395 --> 01:17:49,421
大家散开，快点散开，散开

934
01:17:49,698 --> 01:17:52,258
散开        大家小心呀

935
01:17:54,903 --> 01:17:56,393
快点走

936
01:18:13,955 --> 01:18:15,388
星叔

937
01:18:15,757 --> 01:18:18,157
走呀

938
01:18:19,061 --> 01:18:21,461
快点救他

939
01:18:47,289 --> 01:18:49,985
你这个衰鬼

940
01:18:51,193 --> 01:18:53,457
不要去呀

941
01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:56,430
不要去呀

942
01:18:57,299 --> 01:18:58,391
不要去呀

943
01:18:59,634 --> 01:19:04,731
不要呀…

944
01:19:06,908 --> 01:19:10,469
不要呀

945
01:19:24,793 --> 01:19:27,762
不要呀…

946
01:20:00,595 --> 01:20:03,029
阿贵呢？

947
01:20:32,294 --> 01:20:34,592
衰鬼

948
01:20:43,104 --> 01:20:45,334
轻一点

949
01:20:46,374 --> 01:20:48,001
忍一下

950
01:20:51,713 --> 01:20:52,839
我的脚呀

951
01:21:03,892 --> 01:21:05,860
阿贵，刚才你哪儿去了？

952
01:21:06,661 --> 01:21:09,459
我把那恶鬼的骨头全部都
挖出来砸烂

953
01:21:09,497 --> 01:21:10,759
你为什么要这样做？

954
01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:13,900
为什么？为什么你不问那只鬼
恩将仇报

955
01:21:13,935 --> 01:21:15,527
把我们兄弟弄得这么惨

956
01:21:16,171 --> 01:21:17,661
你说鬼有鬼性

957
01:21:17,906 --> 01:21:21,501
星叔，原来鬼性就是忘恩负义，
以怨报德

958
01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:24,577
照理他不会这样对我们的

959
01:21:24,746 --> 01:21:26,475
难道我们冤枉了他？

960
01:21:27,382 --> 01:21:31,478
你这个恶鬼有种的话就现出原形来，
一个对一个

961
01:21:31,519 --> 01:21:33,783
我要把你打下十八层地狱，
永不超生

962
01:21:33,989 --> 01:21:35,957
阿贵        走开，对呀

963
01:21:36,024 --> 01:21:38,151
你的骨头是我砸的，怎么样呀？

964
01:21:38,326 --> 01:21:41,261
你是个衰鬼，臭鬼，烂鬼……

965
01:21:41,997 --> 01:21:47,060
忘恩负义鬼

966
01:21:47,769 --> 01:21:50,738
阿贵，冷静一点

967
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:52,736
你们说我什么都可以

968
01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:55,105
说我忘恩负义鬼就可不行

969
01:21:58,647 --> 01:22:00,581
我这个人呀，不，我这个鬼生平

970
01:22:00,615 --> 01:22:02,674
最恨人家说我没义气

971
01:22:02,951 --> 01:22:05,181
你就是没义气

972
01:22:05,887 --> 01:22:10,153
贵哥，你们根本就没把我的骨头
挖出来呀

973
01:22:10,225 --> 01:22:11,749
你还在那里说瞎话

974
01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,521
不是你的骨难道是我的呀

975
01:22:13,895 --> 01:22:15,920
我问你，那天晚上我们扮包公
来审你

976
01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:16,791
对呀

977
01:22:16,998 --> 01:22:19,432
你自己说你的骨头埋在戏台底下

978
01:22:19,901 --> 01:22:24,235
话是不错，可惜台下边有两副骨头

979
01:22:24,506 --> 01:22:25,700
两副骨头？

980
01:22:28,543 --> 01:22:30,010
没错呀

981
01:22:30,512 --> 01:22:32,480
要不要上香拜祭它？

982
01:22:34,416 --> 01:22:37,749
拜祭也没有用了，它还会来找你们的

983
01:22:37,819 --> 01:22:39,446
什么？还要来搞我们？

984
01:22:41,690 --> 01:22:43,214
不是搞是要你的命

985
01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:45,486
一次把我们害得这么惨还不够？

986
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:48,324
本来还不至于，
可惜贵哥砸了人家的骨头

987
01:22:48,396 --> 01:22:51,593
还让狗叨走一块，让它尸骨不全

988
01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:53,429
人家当然非跟你们拼命不可

989
01:22:53,601 --> 01:22:54,829
那我们怎么办？

990
01:22:55,036 --> 01:22:58,802
我不知道，你们自己想办法吧

991
01:22:58,873 --> 01:23:00,431
天一黑它就要来了

992
01:23:00,508 --> 01:23:04,444
光天化日我亦不能久留，我走了

993
01:23:04,546 --> 01:23:05,979
你们自己想办法吧

994
01:23:06,081 --> 01:23:07,810
你别走呀

995
01:23:09,117 --> 01:23:10,311
都是我不好

996
01:23:11,119 --> 01:23:13,178
星叔，不如我们走吧

997
01:23:15,223 --> 01:23:16,986
走是走不了啦

998
01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:18,558
那我们怎么办呢？

999
01:23:24,366 --> 01:23:29,497
马上准备一大桶黑狗血和
几捆绳子

1000
01:23:29,571 --> 01:23:31,732
绳子用黑狗血染红

1001
01:23:31,940 --> 01:23:35,398
织成大网，挂在戏棚的四面

1002
01:23:35,477 --> 01:23:40,312
然后把黑狗矲洒遍戏棚的地板，
等待恶鬼到来

1003
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:52,884
当那个恶鬼给血网网住，
就立刻把棚顶打开

1004
01:23:52,961 --> 01:23:57,625
阳光照着恶鬼，它就劫数难逃了

1005
01:24:23,858 --> 01:24:26,520
我们扮钟馗捉鬼

1006
01:24:52,887 --> 01:24:54,252
狗血网？

1007
01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:12,161
钟馗？

1008
01:25:12,207 --> 01:25:15,370
它怕了，拿酒来
是

1009
01:25:33,561 --> 01:25:34,960
抓住它

1010
01:25:44,506 --> 01:25:46,701
用狗血淋它
是

1011
01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:50,405
接桶

1012
01:26:02,724 --> 01:26:04,214
围攻它

1013
01:26:10,565 --> 01:26:12,897
你哪里走？

1014
01:26:17,205 --> 01:26:18,672
网住它

1015
01:26:29,584 --> 01:26:31,518
拿黑狗血来

1016
01:26:37,392 --> 01:26:38,825
糟了，着火了

1017
01:26:38,893 --> 01:26:41,589
还站着干什么？快点弄灭它呀

1018
01:26:48,937 --> 01:26:50,461
原来是假的

1019
01:27:14,629 --> 01:27:16,096
小心呀

1020
01:27:23,738 --> 01:27:25,171
星叔

1021
01:27:28,409 --> 01:27:29,774
来呀

1022
01:27:33,681 --> 01:27:35,012
来呀

1023
01:28:47,088 --> 01:28:49,386
谢谢华光祖师