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欢迎收看发自纽约世界喜剧中心的 From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York
囧司徒每日秀 This is the Daily Show with Jon Stewart
(cheers and applause)
欢迎收看每日秀 Welcome to the Daily Show
我是囧叔 My name is Jon Stewart
今天的节目有点料 We got a program for you tonight
那是非常让人激动…是关于安娜·肯德里克的 This is… is exciting, Anna Kendrick
她非常受欢迎 在“魔法黑森林”中演的非常好 Oh she's one of our favorites, she is so Good. Into The Woods
她将要在这出席 非常有才华 She is going to be here, very talented
但是首先 你可能已经注意到了 But first, you may have been noticing
我们的司法系统最近一直不能给那些 The justice system's recent consistent failure to
杀死手无寸铁黑人的警察定罪 Indict police officers who have killed unarmed black men
这引起了全国范围内的抗议 Has sparked protests all over the country
这游行其实还是很和平的 The demonstrations have been overwhelmingly peaceful
所以大家其实也没什么可以抱怨的 Which makes it very difficult for people to complain about them
没什么 不是一点都没有 Difficult, not impossible
我们有权利进行抗议 We have the right to protest
去人行道上喊口号打标语吸引人们的注意 They go on the sidewalk and make noise
让人们知道你有异议 and hold signs an let people know you disagree
但是你要堵了路 那就是暴力了 But when you block traffic, that's a form of violence
是的 Yes!
是的 堵路就是一种暴力！ Thank you, blocking traffic is a form of violence
这些游行者怎么敢把我们的街道 How dare these marchers put our streets
像什么一样 对 我们称之为“割喉” in some kind of-- let's call it a Chokehold of traffic.
凭什么！ How dare they!
这跟路面是黑色的没关系吧？ Wouldn't have anything to do with the streets being black
轴注：讽刺黑人
是么？ Now, does it?
你要是真的这么认为——— You know, if you are that convinced
堵了曼哈顿的路是一种暴力 That impeding Manhattan drivers is a form of violence
那我觉得咱们需要指责纽约的马拉松了 Well, I think it's time to indict the New York Marathon
梅西百货感恩节游行 波多黎各日游行 The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the Puerto Rican Day Parade
同志骄傲大游行 圣帕德里克日游行 The Gay Pride Parade, The St. Patrick's Day Parade
万圣节游行 施托伊本游行 The Halloween Parade, The German-American Steuben Parade
或者任何出现在街上的卖不知道什么肉还是筒袜的市场 Or any random pop-up street fair selling mystery meats and tube socks
我还没提及最嚣张的呢 And I haven't even gotten to the most violent of offenders
要我怎么形容…这颗圣诞树 就像是耀眼的柏林墙 Please… that tree is like a glittering Berlin Wall
阻碍了牛郎和织女 Preventing any movement from east to west
圣诞老人啊 放过我们吧 Mr. Claus, tear down that tree
不过有一件事抗议者做到了 But it's one thing for protestors, it's one thing for protestors to do
他们对街道和交通做了暴力的事情 Violence to our city streets and traffic.
其结果反而相当于对圣诞节 It is quite another for them to use excessive force
过度使用暴力（暴力何苦难为暴力） Against Christmas itself
这制造了混乱 It is creating havoc
而我们离圣诞只有两周了 And we've got two weeks before Christmas.
你觉得能没影响么？ Do you think this is going to have some impact-- I mean
街上在闹这个 谁还愿意在梅西买东西的？ Who wants to go shopping at Macy's when this is going on.
抗议者可能影响梅西营业 Protestors preventing people from shopping at Macy's
我希望顾客们能够克服万难 I hope these shoppers shall overcome
现在呢…我买不了东西…对 黑色星期五要紧 Now that's… Yes, I can't buy…Yes, yes, Black Friday Matters
我不能呼吸
我不能呼吸（我买不了东西）
黑人的命也是命（黑色星期五很重要）
确实如此 It does
抗议甚至已经进入职业运动领域 The protests have even spilled over into professional sports
运动员披上T恤来表达他们渴望正义 Athletes donning T-shirts expressing a desire for justice
据我最新掌握的资料显示 这T恤既不堵路 Now last time I checked, T-shirts don't block traffic
不挡着你去梅西买东西 They don't prevent from you shopping at Macy's.
他们应该是用令人接受的方式 They should be a perfectly acceptable way
来表达一些政治看法 To express one's feelings about political issues
我就纳闷了 I wondered to myself
如果勒布朗·詹姆斯卖的几款T恤上面写着 What if Lebron James instead had a shirt
轴注：提前说明 这位大叔很有故事
“当你爹的好爹”（口误）？ "Be a better father to your dad."
不 我是说“当你儿子的好爹 好好养孩子” I mean "Be a better father to your son. Raise your children."
这些复杂的社会问题才是黑人社区应该解决的 Those difficult issues are not being dealt with by the black community.
当个好爹？ Well, be a better father
我是说 詹姆斯就是个好爹啊 I mean, Lebron actually lives that message.
如果他需要关于衣服的什么意见 And if he wants advice on shirts
他肯定会问 那些穿衣服的人 I'm sure he will ask someone who wears one
轴注：刚刚那位大叔美国新闻记者，杰拉尔多·瑞弗拉 图片来自于歌曲#Selfie 囧司徒讽刺“不穿T恤，就不要谈论T恤上写什么”
但是你说的有道理 But point taken.
有道理 不过 现在 我们要接受一个事实 Point taken…No, now…We have to respect the point
我是说很明显这两个人中 有一个人和几个女人 I mean obviously one of these two men has five kids
轴注：指杰拉尔多·瑞弗拉在《揭露我自己》自述的一些负心汉行为 和詹姆斯有着强烈的对比
在不同的地方生了五个孩子 In various locations by multiple baby mommas
而另外一个是詹姆斯 And the other is Lebron James.
不过很明显杰拉尔多不是唯一一个对T恤抗议有意见的人 But obviously, Geraldo isn't the only one upset about the t-shirt protests.
克里夫兰警察公会希望当地老黑们给他们道歉 The Cleveland Police Union demands an apology from the Cleveland browns
一黑人运动员安德鲁·霍金 One of the browns players Andrew Hawkins
穿着这种T恤走进的体育场 Walked onto the field on sunday wearing this T-shirt
衣服上写着“为泰米尔·赖斯伸张正义” It called "For Justice For Tamir Rice"
轴注：12岁的黑人孩子被无辜枪杀
警察公会说球员应该玩他们擅长玩的橄榄球 而不是声张什么正义 The Police Union says the Team should stick to what it knows best and that would be Football
等等 Wait
去玩他们的橄榄球？ Stick to what they know best football?
我们在谈论克里夫兰的黑人 懂？ We're talking about the Cleveland browns, Right?
我是说… I mean…it's.…(laughter)
克里夫兰的黑人躺着也中枪 Random cheap shot at the Cleveland browns
听好 这不是说克里夫兰警方 Look, it's not as if there isn't a conversation
从未通过T恤事件或者其他事件 被警告过 Warned about the Cleveland police department by t-shirt or otherwise.
克里夫兰警方从2013年就开始被联邦调查 Cleveland's police force has been under Federal Investigation since 2013
司法部调查了600多件案子 The justice department examined over 600 cases
克里夫兰地区的公共警察 The Cleveland division of public police
有一种过度使用暴力的模式和行为 Engages in a pattern and practice of using excessive force
所以说 同样是做出“暴力行为”只有橄榄球队员才因此受到惩罚 Well, I guess the only difference is when football players use excessive force, they get penalized
轴注：指橄榄球规则里面“暴力”所受惩罚
据说是15码？不对么 And if that…15 yards, am I wrong?
轴注：橄榄球肢体冲突 最严重的话会判罚15码前进或后退
不是说橄榄球队员不尊重那个杀死泰米尔·奈斯的警官 And if that football player disrespected the officer who shot and killed Tamir Rice
就因为这个12岁的小泰米尔手持bb玩具枪瞅了他两眼 A 12-year-old hold a bb gun within 2 Seconds of rolling up on him
你应该听听那个警官以前的老板怎么说他 You should hear what this officer's former employer said about him.
他之前的工作 在独立警署在职期间 At his previous job the Independence Police Department
Loehmann警官的个人记录他曾被解雇 Officer Loehmann's personnel records show he was in the process of being fired
他的警督形容他“情感崩溃” His supervisor describing an emotional meltdown
而且他不能在有压力的情况下 Adding that he would not be able to substantially cope or make good decisions
作出正确的应对或者决定 During or resulting from any other stressful situation
但是克里夫兰警方根本没管Loehmann的个人记录 But the Cleveland Police never asked to see Loehmann's Personnel records
就算不看这个记录 even without reading his record
他们也该知道这个人有问题 They should have realized something was wrong when they met him
这玩意会走火，诶哟！ These babies can go off. Hell！
为什么不许克里夫兰黑人 或者说所有一般市民 So why shouldn't… Why shouldn't the Cleveland browns or any other Cleveland citizen
讨论一下这个彻头彻尾的容易走火的部门？ Talk about a huge and ultimately fatal departmental screw up?
克里夫兰警方工会头目争论道 The Cleveland Police Union heads argued
运动员根本没有参与反对警署立场 以下是原话 Athletes had no business weighing in at all saying quote
运动员何来自信？认为自己懂法？真是太可悲了（他们应该专注于球场） It is pretty pathetic when athletes think they know the law( They should… )
我知道你要说啥了 I get where you're coming from
逗比橄榄球员 Dumb old football player
戴个头盔抓个球 I catch a ball while wearing a shell on my head!
说实在的 I mean seriously
这货什么时候认为 在这么复杂的问题上 他都能说上两句 What makes this guy think he's got an opinion worth sharing on this complicated issue?
而且凭他一个玩球的 也可以产生 犯错不道歉的错觉？ And that he, the football player, shouldn't apologize
我母亲一直教我要尊重执法官员 My momma's taught me my entire life to respect law enforcement
我有我的家庭 还有个至交是非常好的警官 I have family, close friends who are incredible police officers
而且我一直觉得 他们比我更勇敢 才能成为这样的警官 And I tell them all the time how they are much braver than me for it
不过 我母亲也教过我 unfortunately, my mom also taught me that
与好警官相对 Just as there are good police officers
也有一些不友善的警官 There are some not so good police officers
对我一无所知或者别的理由（只是因为我的肤色） That would assume the worst of me without knowing anything about me
就认为我是个坏人 For reasons I can't control
对我来说 正义是无辜的人应该被证明无辜 To me justice means that the innocent should be found innocent
做错事的人应该被惩罚 It means that those who do wrong should get their due punishment
归根结底 正义就是公平对待 Ultimately, it means fair treatment
所以对正义的呼吁不会对任何人 冒犯或者不尊重 So a call for justice shouldn't offend or disrespect anybody
对正义的呼唤不应该被勒令道歉 A call for justice shouldn't warrant an apology
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