1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,320 This programme contains some strong language 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,280 Beasts should be put in cages. Infections should be cauterised. 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,640 The pathologist does what he can, but if it gets bumped up, you kill it. 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,000 The deal is off. 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,520 The plot thickens. 6 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,400 MAN: Move the children! 7 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,720 WOMAN: Hide! Hide! Hide! 8 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,040 MAN: Move them back. 9 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,800 Demons. Bloodsuckers. 10 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,480 Incubi. 11 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:56,040 Spreaders of the great pestilence. 12 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:00,160 You have been tried in front of God and this country 13 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:04,880 and found guilty of witchcraft, heresy, satanic ritual, 14 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:11,520 collusion with Beelzebub and of bringing disease and sorrow 15 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,800 to the land... I'm sorry. Could you, with the...? 16 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,720 - Sorry. - Thank you. That's it. 17 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,680 You are to... That's much better. 18 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,920 You are to be destroyed 19 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:24,880 so that our kingdom might be cleansed of your devilry 20 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:29,800 and the plague be washed from our soil and taken from the air. 21 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,360 Is there an order? 22 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,120 Should we start with the infants? 23 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,200 WOMAN: No! No! No! 24 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:42,040 SCREAMING 25 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,120 Your teeth will be smashed from your skull 26 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,520 as a warning to other devils. 27 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:58,000 Then your head will be removed from your body... 28 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,760 No, that's it, actually. Proceed. 29 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,440 SCREAMING 30 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,280 WOMAN: We need to get in three, quick, now. He's losing a lot of liquid. 31 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,640 What's his DCS? 32 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,760 Marcus, look at me, look at me. 33 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,440 INDISTINCT CHATTER 34 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,200 WOMAN: Can you hear me, Marcus? You're nearly there. 35 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,720 Excuse me, sir. 36 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,440 MAN: The brutal attack on the young couple has left one victim dead 37 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,200 And the other in a critical condition. 38 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:49,200 Obviously, we intend to talk to Mr Balfour when he regains consciousness. 39 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,360 Our hope is that he will provide us with information that'll enable us 40 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,200 to make an arrest. Thank you, gentlemen. 41 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,120 REPORTER: What do you say to those who stipulate there are now vampires living in Bristol? 42 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,960 Er, hot milk and an early night. REPORTER: Are they in any way related? 43 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,040 TV: Earlier today, Chief Constable Nicholas Wilson 44 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:09,080 was harassed by journalists regarding a gruesome attack on two students... 45 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,160 What are you doing here? 46 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:09,200 Oh, I was just... praying for him. You believe in God? 47 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,120 Well, I'm not any denomination really, just... 48 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:16,240 you know, help them out when they're busy kind of thing. Hedging your bets. 49 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,320 I see a lot of that. Do you? 50 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,680 Hospitals are full of CTD patients trying to have a chat with the Almighty 51 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:23,800 before they pop their clogs. 52 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,480 CTD? Circling The Drain. Doctor speak. 53 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,600 Nice. I've never seen the condition in a hospital porter before. 54 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:36,240 I suppose the bad working conditions have driven you to believe in a monotheist deity. 55 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:40,200 That's what happens when you haven't got a strong trade union. I blame Thatcher. 56 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,440 So you don't think he's going to make it, then? Actually, I do. 57 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,360 I've been praying for him in the hospital chapel. 58 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,240 You're not the only one who flirts with faith, you know. 59 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,800 He's a student. 60 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,800 So was his dead girlfriend. 61 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,640 Second year, computer science. 62 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:01,080 What do you think they were doing in the woods in the middle of the night? 63 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,640 IT notes? 64 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,920 Could be anything. 65 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:08,000 Weirdy vampire sex again? I don't think so. 66 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,080 We are very liberated here in the West Country. 67 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,560 If I'd have known what I was missing, I'd have moved here sooner. 68 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,800 No, trust me, this is a murder inquiry. 69 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,400 No-one asked to have this done to them. 70 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:25,880 BEEPING Got to go - have an anal abscess bursting in geriatrics. 71 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,280 By the way... 72 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:38,600 ..what happened to our drink? What are you doing later? 73 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,280 Tonight? 74 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:45,920 Er... I can't tonight. I have to be somewhere. 75 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,920 OK, that's told me. 76 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:52,160 It's not that I don't want to, it's just that... 77 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:55,960 Shit. 78 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,960 Does a locked door mean nothing to you? 79 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,240 Oh, Annie! 80 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,200 Oh, look, it's alive! 81 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,040 Oh... 82 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,160 What is that? Hot water. We're out of tea. 83 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,240 No tea? No tea. No coffee. No milk. 84 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,240 Ooh, but there is a shower, though. Why hasn't anybody gone shopping? 85 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,080 Well, I don't know if you've noticed, 86 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,680 but I've been struggling with the whole ghost thing the last few days. 87 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,440 Strangely, being invisible makes 88 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,000 purchasing pyramid teabags a touch awkward. 89 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,760 Where's Mitchell? It's his turn. 90 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:50,320 He hasn't so much as purchased a... a pint of milk in weeks. 91 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,600 I can't remember the last time he washed up. 92 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,480 And as for cleaning the bathroom, George... 93 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,720 I don't think he's ever cleaned the bathroom. 94 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,520 I can't handle this. 95 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,560 Do you want to talk? What about? 96 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,920 About Nina dumping you. Not really. 97 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,040 George... 98 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,240 you need to talk, you need to express your feelings. 99 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:20,160 No. What I need is tea. 100 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,560 Oh... 101 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,360 You're depressed. 102 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,120 Shit! 103 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,560 Do you think(?) 104 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,080 And depression is just anger turned inward. 105 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,120 Punch some pillows 106 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,520 and scream and shout and just... 107 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,680 ..have a good cry. 108 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,880 You haven't a clue how this feels. 109 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,720 Oh, no. Of course I don't(!) 110 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,760 Because my fiance killing me 111 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,600 and then the man I thought it was in love with trying to kill me all over again 112 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,560 is just a breeze compared to what you're going through. 113 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,560 Fine. I'm going back to sleep. 114 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:11,360 "My heart yearns for your fragrant hair." 115 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,400 That... that's private! 116 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,880 It's ripped! 117 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,920 Does she have fragrant hair? 118 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,360 Yes. 119 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:25,080 I'm a terrible poet and a terrible boyfriend. 120 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,720 What's the last line? 121 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,440 "Because you're worth it"? 122 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,080 You're very sweet, George. You know that. 123 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,680 KNOCK ON DOOR 124 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,240 GASPS: Hugh's back. 125 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,680 George! No! 126 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,600 Go and talk to him. 127 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,960 Please. MOCK SOBBING 128 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,720 Oh! Get off! 129 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,600 She's gone, Hugh. How could she have just gone? 130 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,880 Come in. 131 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,160 Well, we just woke up one morning and there she was - gone. 132 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,560 When's she coming back? Well... she isn't. 133 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,760 You spoke to her, then? She left a note, 134 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,080 and it wasn't very detailed, and the handwriting is just awful. 135 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:10,240 But, um, what we could decipher is that she's not coming back. 136 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,480 I scared her off, didn't I? Oh, it's not your fault, I swear. 137 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,040 It's not your fault, I swear. 138 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:20,760 Um, yeah, that was in the note, too. It was just kind of headlines, really. 139 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,600 Not coming back. Not Hugh's fault. 140 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,360 This is exactly what happened with Kirsty. 141 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,080 Who the hell is Kirsty? 142 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,800 Who the... hell is Kirsty? 143 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,080 My ex. She left me about a year ago. 144 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,840 I can't believe it's happening again. What's wrong with me, George? 145 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:42,280 Why does every woman I love run a mile when I get just a little bit serious? 146 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,680 I need to shave... 147 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:47,000 have a shower. 148 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,960 Ooh, and I need a... 149 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,320 Mitchell. 150 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,640 Cara. Where is everyone? 151 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:12,440 I'm an orphan now, since your pet killed our brave captain. 152 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,640 I should drink you dry, cut you into slices. 153 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,080 All right, listen to me. 154 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,880 Two people were attacked by the waterside. I need to find out who did it. 155 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,600 The killing has to stop, do you understand? 156 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,240 We can't cover it up, there's no process any more. 157 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,600 So? 158 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:33,560 So... they'll find out about us, they'll come after us. 159 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,120 I think I'd like that. 160 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,840 All right, round everyone up. 161 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,640 Tonight. The old church. 162 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,080 That's everyone - do you hear me? 163 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,960 George? 164 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,440 George? Huh? 165 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,960 Look, I've been thinking - I want to help Hugh get over me. 166 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,480 TURNS RADIO OFF 167 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,040 I was listening to that! No more radios, not after what happened. 168 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,320 Annie! 169 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,320 I'm going to get him back together with Kirsty, 170 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,920 because he's obviously still got feelings for her. 171 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:18,320 Whoa, no. Look, you can't go interfering with people's lives like that. 172 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,080 It's not interfering - it's more like regime change. 173 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,960 Because that's never gone wrong(!) 174 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,640 And you are going to help me. 175 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:29,040 Oh, God, do I have to? 176 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,040 You're essential. Another rejected man 177 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:36,440 left crushed, broken and humiliated by the woman he loves. 178 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:40,360 You're the only one who can truly understand what he's going through. 179 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,320 TOILET FLUSHES Hm. 180 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,120 I'm glad my misery is proving useful. 181 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,920 Well, you know, every cloud. 182 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:59,560 No, this is a really bad idea. Please! I need this. 183 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:03,120 They're going to come for me again, you know, George... 184 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,120 Men from the other side. No. You don't know that. 185 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,320 I do know it. 186 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,880 And I don't want to waste a single day that I have left. 187 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:17,160 I have to do some good, I have to try and be of use somehow. 188 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,680 Can't you see that? It's important. 189 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,240 After what happened with Saul, I feel... 190 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:30,240 cursed, like... everything I touch gets... 191 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,840 tainted somehow. 192 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,080 Mm, I know how that feels. 193 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,640 Well, then, maybe you need this too. 194 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,600 You know why I'm here, Chief Constable. 195 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,800 I assume you're the new Herrick. 196 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,640 OK, so firstly, no, I'm not the new Herrick. 197 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,160 This... I'm not even standing in - this is just a... 198 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:12,440 I'm a representative. So... represent. 199 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,040 We have a situation. Too bloody right you do. 200 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,760 The press are all over this. 201 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,960 Perfect middle-class young couple, engaged to be married. 202 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,080 Jesus Christ, why can't you guys stick to homeless alkies? 203 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,600 You worked with Herrick. I'm hoping we can come to a similar arrangement. 204 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,480 I need to know that the people I'm dealing with are reliable. 205 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,600 Herrick was a despotic, ginger arsehole, but he had backbone, 206 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,240 and I'm not seeing that in you. 207 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,440 So, what are you going to do? 208 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,400 Maybe it's time we started rounding all you vermin up. 209 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:45,760 Yeah, but you're implicated. I'm a Chief Constable. 210 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,000 I'm on first name terms with the shitting Home Secretary. 211 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,520 And you're a bloody monster! 212 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,880 Who the fuck is going to listen to you? 213 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,480 Now... if you want this deal to work, 214 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,720 you're going to have to come up with a lot more than, "You're implicated." 215 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,880 You boys have access to money, don't you? 216 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:11,320 Well... we made a couple of good investments in the 1800s. 217 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,600 You're going to need it. 218 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,960 I've got an extension to finish, not to mention the wife's bloody eBay habit. 219 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,960 Whatever you want, I'll get it, OK? 220 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:23,160 What about the guy in the coma? Pray for brain damage. 221 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,600 Oh, and I'm warning you... 222 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,040 without Coroner Quinn on board, this is all academic. 223 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,560 OK, listen to me... 224 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,280 Just... Could you just sit down, please? 225 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,800 Having some discipline problems? 226 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,560 What are you doing here? I was at a loose end. 227 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,400 I thought this might be amusing. 228 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,560 Thanks for the support. OK, guys, listen up. 229 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,720 Two bodies came into the hospital. 230 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,720 What are you going to do about it, big man? 231 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,720 JEERING 232 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,320 Get out of here! Come on! 233 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,080 Leave us alone! Quiet! 234 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,560 Listen to me. 235 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,720 The killing has to stop. 236 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,800 LAUGHS 237 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,520 Things have changed. 238 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,080 The old system that allowed you to kill... 239 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,760 ..that doesn't exist any more. 240 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:15,560 The world we knew, the world we came into, 241 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,920 it's gone, and you have to accept that. 242 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,440 So what are we supposed to do? 243 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,160 Go clean. Renounce blood. 244 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,160 MOCKING LAUGHTER 245 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,200 WOMAN: You're crazy, mate. 246 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,760 Do you people have any fucking idea who I am?! 247 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,400 My name is John Mitchell, 248 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,200 and I've killed more people than you've met. 249 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,760 If I can do it, so can you. 250 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:41,760 If we don't, are you going to force us into rehab? 251 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:47,400 # They tried to make me go to rehab and I said, no, no, no! # 252 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:52,920 Quiet! The only reason we've lasted this long was because we've hid. 253 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,040 We've covered our tracks. 254 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,400 But carry on killing, and we'll all be discovered. 255 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,240 And do you know what that means? 256 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,920 Mass persecution. 257 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,000 Execution pyres in Trafalgar Square! 258 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,280 You can't change them into something they're not. 259 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:11,240 A shark can only ever be a shark. 260 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,960 Maybe it's you that's in the wrong, for hating what you are so much. 261 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,800 Ever think about that? There have to be boundaries. 262 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,360 This is chaos. This could kill us all. 263 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,840 Boundaries are fine. 264 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,680 But what you're talking about is changing our nature. 265 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,080 Think you're going to get restraint from her? Good luck with that. 266 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,880 No offence, baby. What? 267 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:36,200 Some of us chose this life. But for most of us, it was forced on them. 268 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:43,320 And now here you are, putting restrictions on a lifestyle they didn't even want? 269 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,440 Stop drinking? Stay in the shadows? 270 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,640 LAUGHTER I did it. 271 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:54,760 Except, from what I hear, there were a few false starts. 272 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,520 But it was fine, because someone would come in 273 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:02,680 and hose down the walls and straighten the paintings and bury the bones. 274 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,960 The betrayal of your race was aided and abetted by your brothers and sisters. 275 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,880 You ever think about that? 276 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,400 No. 277 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,520 You stand here today telling us about your big achievement, 278 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,840 like you did it all on your own. So what are you saying? 279 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,880 I'm saying, you've got to give them a little something back. 280 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,080 CROWD: Yeah! 281 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,480 Besides, the only reason we're having this conversation 282 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,960 is because of you and your vendetta with Herrick. 283 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,080 Once again, 284 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,880 a circumstance forced on us. 285 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,280 Honey... 286 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:40,600 you spend all day clearing up other people's messes. 287 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,400 Maybe now you should clear up your own. 288 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,640 There are people I need to talk to. 289 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,480 But in the meantime, we make a deal. 290 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,880 No deal. You will not feed! 291 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:02,400 And if anyone - anyone - steps out of line, 292 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,840 I'll kill you myself. 293 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,040 Are we clear? 294 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,760 ANNIE: George... We've been having a house meeting. 295 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,280 You're having a house meeting? Why wasn't I invited? 296 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,360 Well, if you were ever here, then we would have invited you. 297 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,720 Hang on a minute... 298 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,800 GEORGE: You're not pulling your weight around this place. 299 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,080 What's that supposed to mean? 300 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,000 You don't buy any food, you never hoover. 301 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,640 I don't even think you know what a pair of Marigolds are. 302 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,080 I don't do Marigolds. Oh, and I do? 303 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,480 OK. Do you know what? 304 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,920 I think that we've all just lost sight of each other a bit. 305 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,120 We need to team-build, we need to bond. 306 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:04,400 But I'm not going paintballing, not again. Not after last time. 307 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:09,160 We need to talk. So... George, you start. 308 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,200 Are you OK? I've been better. 309 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,120 You? 310 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,800 Likewise. 311 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,640 We should go out one night and just get hammered. 312 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,280 Yeah, that's a good idea. 313 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,200 That's it? That's how you share? What more is there to say? 314 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,560 Yeah, he's feeling a bit down, which is pretty understandable. 315 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,480 And I'm kind of stressed. We don't need to turn this into an episode of Oprah. 316 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,560 File it under, "Have Discussed". You want to watch The Real Hustle? 317 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,800 Oh, I'd really like that. 318 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,520 Women - you think you're such authorities, 319 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,560 like the way you deal with emotions is the only way. 320 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,000 It's not on. Yeah, it is. It's on at 10.30. 321 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,160 No, they've moved it. No, you're kidding me? 322 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,240 Oh, I don't believe it. No, I was looking forward to that. 323 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,800 10.30, Thursday! 324 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,240 That's Real Hustle time. A fucking child knows that! 325 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,360 GEORGE: Can I not just have one good thing in my life? 326 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,280 It just drives me insane when they move stuff around! 327 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,960 Don't I deserve one bloody crumb of happiness? 328 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,360 We're supposed to check? Every week? Like we don't have anything else to do? 329 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:09,560 Is it our responsibility?! Why is it down to us?! 330 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:14,240 I saw a preview. They were going to do a con about cashpoints. 331 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:20,200 Really? I would have loved that. You bastards! Argh! 332 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,120 GEORGE SOBS 333 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,440 I'm doing the washing-up! 334 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,320 Is everyone happy now?! 335 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,840 GIRL: ..Yes, I do! Give it back to me! 336 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,280 Give it back! It's mine now. 337 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,520 Give it back! That's mine! My mum's going to kill me! That's my gran's! 338 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,640 Give it back! Do you want it? 339 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,200 Yes, I do. Give it back to me! 340 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,920 Give it back! 341 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,800 Just give it back, please. My mum's going to kill me! 342 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,920 SCREAMS 343 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,200 I remember this place so well. 344 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,640 Yeah. You were only here last week. 345 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:45,320 The Guest Ales pump is always a bit sticky. It's just... 346 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,760 so funny! Hilarious. 347 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,560 Chatting with Racist Jack every night. 348 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,240 And did you know that gypsies are born with six toes, 349 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,480 and that's why they never wear flip-flops? 350 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,960 I don't think that's actually true. 351 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,520 Happy days, George. Happy days. Oh, God, I need a drink. 352 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,200 I know what you mean. 353 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,760 I've been hitting it a bit since Annie left. 354 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,720 God, look at him - practically suicidal. 355 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,560 George, there's no time to lose. Ask him about Kirsty. 356 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,880 OK, so... 357 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,320 so tell me about this Kirsty. 358 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:20,080 We sat next to each other in double history for two years. 359 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,200 She was blonde, gorgeous, talented. 360 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,520 You know, I never did understand the blonde thing. 361 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,520 Moved in together when we was 18. 362 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,880 She trained as a florist. 363 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,720 She called herself an artist with flowers. 364 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:38,320 Now, that is just pretentious. About a year ago, she just turns around 365 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,240 and tells me that I'm too conventional for her, 366 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,000 that I lack imagination and passion. 367 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,920 Women, they just don't appreciate solid, stable, reliable men. 368 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,680 She even hated the way I wash up. 369 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,680 You know, just because I like to dry and put everything away 370 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,600 and not leave it dripping on the rack. 371 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,400 Oh, so she'd prefer limescale on the draining board? 372 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,320 I guess it'd go with the coffee rings on the table. 373 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:05,560 Coasters! You just put them under the mug - it's not rocket science! 374 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,840 Oh, OK, you are both freaking me out right now. 375 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,480 Just find out where she lives, and let's wrap this up. 376 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,440 You know what, George. 377 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,200 We should go out sometime. You know, have a jar or two. 378 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,000 I think I'd like that, Hugh. 379 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,680 Oh, for God's sake! 380 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,240 Got the money. 381 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,960 You're too late. 382 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,120 What? Your coma guy woke up. 383 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,440 He's signing a bloody statement as we speak. 384 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,720 Well, that's it, then. We're fucked! No, I can sort it. 385 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,240 There's still the death of the girlfriend we need to deal with. 386 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,400 And for that, we need Quinn. He won't co-operate. 387 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,240 Yeah, me and Herrick always had our doubts about him. Here... 388 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,000 Give him this. What is it? 389 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,520 Leverage! 390 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,760 ANNIE: She's so not natural blonde. 391 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,320 Bet you anything cuffs and collar don't match. 392 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,160 Oh, I'm not even going to ask what that means. 393 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,320 OK, this is a recce. Go and talk to her, engage her in conversation. 394 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,080 We're like detectives! 395 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,600 Crockett and Tubbs, yeah. 396 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,880 Yeah, or Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). 397 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,960 Hi! Hello, I'd like some flowers, please. 398 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,360 Or perhaps you could put together something artistic for me? 399 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,680 You could buy them in a garage. 400 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,600 Um... Hi. Sorry, no, no, no! 401 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:11,920 I was thinking of something a little more flamboyant - with roses, maybe. 402 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,000 I used to do flamboyant. 403 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,680 Roses, chrysanthemums, stocks, gerberas... 404 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,000 Sounds great. 405 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,960 Can't be arsed now. Bloody hell! She's deader than I am. 406 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,400 Call it a fiver. 407 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,800 Er, yeah. Five. 408 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,760 She misses him. 409 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,280 # I've been 410 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:45,440 # Secretly falling apart... # 411 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,320 And they attacked just in that area. 412 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,600 And you describe them as being vampires. 413 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:58,040 # To me, you're strange and you're beautiful 414 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:03,600 # You'd be so perfect with me 415 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,880 # But you just can't see 416 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,640 # You turn every head 417 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,160 # But you don't see me 418 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,480 # I'll put a spell on you 419 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:27,960 # You'll fall asleep when I put a spell on you 420 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,480 # And when I wake you 421 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,680 # I'll be the first thing you see 422 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:41,720 # And you'll realise that you love me... # 423 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,520 'You have zero messages.' 424 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,760 # ..Sometimes 425 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:02,320 # The last thing you want comes in first 426 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,200 # Sometimes 427 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,800 # The first thing you want never comes 428 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,880 # And I know 429 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:15,040 # The waiting is all you can do... # 430 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,080 Thanks for meeting me. 431 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:23,000 If you think you can talk me round, you're mistaken. That's not why I'm here. 432 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,920 OK. I don't believe you're like Herrick. 433 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,920 I suspect you have a conscience, am I right? 434 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,360 Yeah. You know this is wrong, Mitchell. 435 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,600 Sanctioning the killing of innocent people can never be a moral act. 436 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,640 So what do you suggest I do? You do what I've done. You walk away. 437 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,600 We'll be exposed if I do that. 438 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,160 Then so be it. 439 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,640 How can you say that? 440 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,840 If we're exposed, there'll be huge suffering on both sides. 441 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,280 History has shown us that. 442 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,240 No. History has shown us that the end never justifies the means. 443 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,240 That's always the road to hell. 444 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,440 Think again about what you're doing. 445 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,960 How did you get these? 446 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,560 As long as you comply, nothing will happen to your grandchildren. You have my word. 447 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,480 I have your word? 448 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,480 I understand how difficult this is, Mr Quinn. 449 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,760 I've misjudged you. 450 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,520 You are scum, just like he was. 451 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,840 I can't abandon my own kind just so I can sleep better. 452 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,080 Now, do we have an agreement? 453 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,600 I don't really have a choice now, do I? 454 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,560 No. None of us do. 455 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,240 Sorry it had to come to this. 456 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,720 Those girls at the shopping centre were only 15. 457 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,120 They were children, Mitchell. 458 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,120 What girls? What girls? 459 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,360 The girls with their throats ripped out and dumped in an alley this morning. 460 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,280 Are you losing count? 461 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,520 Let me help you out. 462 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,960 That's three dead this week. 463 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,280 I didn't know there'd been another attack. 464 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,520 You've got no control at all, have you? 465 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,000 MITCHELL: Who was it? 466 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,120 Who was it? Hm? 467 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,640 SNIFFS DEEPLY 468 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,840 Who was it? 469 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,360 They were 15! 470 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,800 They were delicious. 471 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:30,160 Stop. Young, fresh, warm blood. 472 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,920 You should try it again, Mitchell. 473 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,000 I'd forgotten what it was like. 474 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,960 So wet, so black... 475 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,200 I can still taste 'em. 476 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,040 We had a deal. 477 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,680 Anyone else? 478 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,800 No? 479 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,480 Anyone else? 480 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,920 Now, who here has a suit? 481 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,200 Nice one, boys. 482 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:24,080 When you're done here, come and see me. I've got a couple more jobs for you. Off. 483 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,400 Oi, Don, Nanna made you a cup of her special tea yet? 484 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,640 Not yet. I'll sort it out. Come on, boys. 485 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,760 # THE ANOMALIES: "Employee Of The Month" 486 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,960 Anyone for tea? 487 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,240 CHUCKLES: The cheeky bastard. 488 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,560 A report of the two girls for you to sign. 489 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,040 CONTINUOUS BEEP 490 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,520 All right, Alan? Yeah, good. 491 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,680 Here's the boy's statements. 492 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,480 Don't get mugged. 493 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,240 Three milligrams of atropine. 494 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,240 Five, six, seven, eight... 495 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,000 As of this morning, the inquiry into the tragic death 496 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000 of 19-year-old Tally Westwood, found on the River Avon three days ago, 497 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,440 has been closed. 498 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,920 This action has been taken following the suicide of her fiance, 499 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,640 Marcus Balfour, in the hospital. 500 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,600 Fresh evidence now leads us to conclude 501 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:32,200 that these tragic deaths were the result of a suicide pact between them, 502 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,760 and that no foul play was involved. 503 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,040 Mr Balfour's mother will now read a statement on behalf of the family. 504 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,800 We are still in shock, even more so 505 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,640 with the tragic news 506 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,800 that our beautiful son felt he didn't want to live 507 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,600 without his fiancee. 508 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,120 See me on the telly? 509 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,880 Yeah. You're a total fox. What happened to Balfour? 510 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,240 Suicide? 511 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,960 You expect me to believe that? 512 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,560 I expect you to be grateful that once again, I've cleared up your shit. 513 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,560 The attack in the shopping centre. How did you know about those girls? 514 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,400 How did we know what? 515 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:33,040 Kelly Bracewell, on probation for assault. 516 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,800 Sumira Clarke - she's got form for theft and intimidation. 517 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,720 Hey, don't get me wrong. 518 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,720 I'm pleased you're choosing your targets a little wiser. 519 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,640 But do me a favour, will you, next time? 520 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,360 Find somewhere a little less public and well lit. 521 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,720 Hang on a second. You think we targeted them? 522 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:54,200 All I'm saying is, stick with repeat offenders and it's a win-win. 523 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,440 What happened with Balfour was unfortunate. 524 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,960 He was... collateral damage. 525 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,280 But the main thing is, the system is in place. 526 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,680 This is how it works. 527 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,160 What, did you expect it to be pretty? 528 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,560 Hugh won't go on a blind date. 529 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,320 It's fine, we can turn this around. How? 530 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,560 She just needs a new experience so awful 531 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,080 that she realises Hugh really is the one for her. 532 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,960 So... 533 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:51,480 your mission is to become her boyfriend, but to be absolutely crap at it. 534 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,240 Well, I can't do that. Of course you can. 535 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,400 Look what a fuck-up you made of your last relationship. 536 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,800 OK, worst date ever? 537 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,720 Well, that's easy. 538 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,960 Petra Gibbon, 2001. Kebab shop. 539 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,520 I can top that. 540 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,800 2003, Tony Slocombe, We Will Rock You. 541 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,280 CHUCKLES: You win! 542 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,160 Hold on, Annie. 543 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,800 We have struck gold. 544 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,280 Der Tod des Unterhaltungskunstlers. 545 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,280 It's a German, subtitled, 546 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,120 three-and-a-half hour art film on at the Watershed. 547 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,960 You bastard! 548 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,080 Right, ring Kirsty and book the tickets. 549 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,400 Just take that downstairs for me, please. 550 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,000 I was there when he woke up. 551 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,480 I spoke to him. There was no way he was suicidal. 552 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,320 He was devastated about his fiancee. 553 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,080 So how did he get the drugs? He stole them from the storeroom. 554 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,080 The police found fingerprints. 555 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,600 Apparently. 556 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,120 So he detached himself from the monitor, 557 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,560 pulled out all the wires and feeds without setting off any alarms, 558 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,160 walked through the wards without being seen, got the pills, walked back, 559 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,000 got back into bed and put his lines in? 560 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,440 Is that what you're saying? I'm not saying anything. 561 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,880 What are you saying? 562 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,080 I'm saying the police are idiots. 563 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,680 All right, you need to get out of this place. 564 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,360 How about that drink? 565 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,200 Are you asking me out in a mortuary? 566 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,880 Well, we did meet in a toilet, so... 567 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,560 So, how do I look? 568 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,160 Like a Christian who's really let themselves go. 569 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,240 It's you! You came into my shop. Ah, show time. 570 00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,560 Yeah! Hi! Are you sure you want to see this? 571 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,600 Well, I bought the tickets now, so nothing's going to stop me, OK? 572 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,760 Cool! 573 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,200 Just checking. 574 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,160 I love German cinema! 575 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,240 What? 576 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:13,480 I've been wanting to see this for ages, but nobody would come with me. 577 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,760 I thought we had a connection when we first met. 578 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,880 This is so exciting. 579 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,160 Best thing about it is the length of it. 580 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,280 Nice place. 581 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,560 There's a two-for-one offer on scrumpy. 582 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,040 James Bond, eat your heart out. 583 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,880 So, um... 584 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,720 Tell me about yourself. 585 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,880 What would you like to know? 586 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,440 Erm... 587 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,280 What do you do in your spare time? 588 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,840 Well, you know, the usual. 589 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,440 OK, I have no idea what that means. 590 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,880 Hang out with my mates, 591 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,840 watch TV, er... 592 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:05,160 OK, you're either the dullest person who ever lived 593 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,120 or you're keeping something from me. 594 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,080 How about family? No, they're all gone. 595 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,280 There may be a few stragglers left somewhere, but we're not in touch, really. 596 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,440 Why are you a cleaner? 597 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:26,680 Because Nick on The Apprentice already has the job of being Nick on The Apprentice, so... 598 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,440 LAUGHS I'm serious. 599 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,840 You're a smart guy... passable to look at. 600 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:39,200 I'm sure you could do more than mop up wee and poo, so why don't you? 601 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,000 I don't know. I like not having to think about my job. 602 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,920 I like the anonymity. 603 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,440 Anonymity from what? Why are you asking so many questions? 604 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:52,680 Listen, I'm just trying to find out stuff about you, who you are. 605 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,600 That's generally what people on dates do. 606 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,680 Yeah, well, maybe I'm just very dull. 607 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,720 HEAVY DRUMMING STARTS 608 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:12,880 That was just amazing! Yeah, clowns. So many clowns. 609 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,560 Kebab. 610 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,080 Peckish? 611 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,960 I'll just stand here, OK? 612 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,760 OK, she's completely insane. 613 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,320 Not only does she love German Expressionist films, she loves kebabs, too. 614 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,040 She "loves their irony". 615 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,320 There's only one thing left. 616 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,760 Oh, no. Do it, George. 617 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,360 Do it for Hugh. 618 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,280 This chilli sauce is really... Oh, yeah. 619 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,480 I've written a poem about you. 620 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:55,360 My heart yearns for your fragrant hair. 621 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,520 The smell of life, the smell of love. 622 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,000 The smell of... 623 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,440 kebab. 624 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,400 Sod it! Maybe you guys are actually meant to be together. 625 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,160 Oh, that's...! 626 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,920 I love kebabs. 627 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,360 This is me. OK. 628 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,000 This is a bit of a cliche. Yeah, it really isn't. Night. 629 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,880 All right, you're pissed off with me. 630 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,160 What do you think? 631 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,840 We dance around each other for weeks, 632 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,360 we finally go for a drink, and you barely speak. 633 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,160 Do you know how hard it was for me tonight? 634 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,800 I have just split up with my boyfriend, I feel really... 635 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,400 And I thought, "Fuck it, I'll..." 636 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,840 You know what, I'm knackered. It's been a long day. 637 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,680 Lots of dead people. 638 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,840 Let's just forget it, OK? OK. 639 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,680 Er, have you seen my glasses? On the mantelpiece. 640 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,200 Oh. You leaving already? I've an early shift. 641 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,440 I had a look on the rota. You're not on till the afternoon. 642 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,600 I've got stuff to do. Oh, at the funeral parlour? 643 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,640 MITCHELL: What do you know about the funeral parlour? 644 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,000 GEORGE: I know it's been reopened. I walked past it yesterday. 645 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:27,960 Sir, I think you need to hear this. 646 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,760 I had no choice. 647 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,080 The whole system had collapsed. 648 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,400 What system? 649 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,040 Remember when Becca died, I told you we had branches everywhere? 650 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,440 SOUND BREAKS UP What's that interference? 651 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,640 It's the bug, it appears to be moving. 652 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,360 Vampires in strategic positions, sympathisers, 653 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,120 a whole system to keep us secret. 654 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,800 Now that Herrick's gone, the whole system's fucked. 655 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:56,880 Oh, bloody kebab grease. 656 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,640 What's that? Get rid of it. 657 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,560 Get it back! 658 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,320 I need that information. 659 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,200 RUNNING WATER 660 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:18,120 You've put the system... back in place, haven't you? 661 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,760 It's the only way to control them. Right, so killing's OK, then, is it? 662 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,240 This is just the short-term. 663 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,800 And the long-term? 664 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,000 I'm going to help them get off blood. 665 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,800 It's the only way, George. I can do it! I can persuade them. 666 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,840 So this is before or after you walk on water(?) 667 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,560 What should I do? Tell me. What's the alternative - not get involved? 668 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,720 Leave them to it? There'll be a bloodbath. 669 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:42,800 It's a mess, I know it is! I'm doing the best I can. 670 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,440 I need you to understand that. 671 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,520 All right. All right? 672 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,240 Thanks. 673 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,040 What about us? 674 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,000 Us? 675 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,200 Well, I could... really do with having my best friend back. 676 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,320 Excuse me? 677 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,240 Nina was the love of my life. 678 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,040 And now she's gone. 679 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,640 And under the circumstances, 680 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,560 I really feel like I could have done with a bit more support from you. 681 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,560 I'm sorry, I had a lot on, you know? 682 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,680 It's OK. 683 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,560 I'll let it go this time. Oh, right. 684 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,160 Yeah, sure... 685 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:31,440 What? 686 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,240 Everyone gets dumped, George. 687 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:38,800 I know it's hard but you need to take responsibility for yourself. 688 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,680 You need to stop with the self-pity and the sulking 689 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:46,360 and the feeling hard done by and just pick yourself up and learn from this. 690 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,760 I can't hold your hand through it. 691 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,480 No-one can. 692 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,320 Cheers. That's what mates are for. 693 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,920 What, to be insensitive? 694 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,520 No. 695 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,440 To tell each other the truth. 696 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,200 It's time. 697 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,280 What's all this? 698 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,320 We all want to know if you've really got the balls for this. 699 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,800 This isn't a fucking show! 700 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:47,880 Justice has to be seen to be done, Mitchell, or what's the point? 701 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,600 Do it properly... you'll never have to do it again. 702 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,440 Get in the back. 703 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,120 Come on! 704 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:13,560 OK, champ, we have had some setbacks, but we're going to power through. 705 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,440 Shoot me, please. Just shoot me with a rifle. 706 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,880 Plan B. Cut my head off. 707 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,560 OK, you come on too strong. Put it on a spike. 708 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,600 You propose to her. Carry it through the village... 709 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,880 Name your first children. ...so everybody can spit at my face. 710 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,600 She will run for the hills, trust me. George, come on. 711 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,560 Hey, you! Hey! 712 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,480 Listen, there's an exhibition of Russian propaganda posters on at the Tate. 713 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,880 I'm lying to you. 714 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,680 What? What?! 715 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,960 It's like I'm cheating on you. You're beautiful. You're kind. 716 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,280 But the thing is... 717 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,840 I'm in love with someone else. 718 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,560 She's gone now, and since I lost her, 719 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,680 it feels like my insides are full of needles and glass. 720 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,520 I wanted to do something to help... 721 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:58,440 to take my mind off this, er, wound. 722 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,080 But, er... 723 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,640 ..it's pointless. 724 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,160 Maybe this is how people learn. 725 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,280 I think it's time we were honest with ourselves. 726 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,040 It's our own lives we need to mend, nobody else's. 727 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,080 I know what it feels like. 728 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,160 To love someone that much and not have them round. 729 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:30,320 Do you know the most valuable, the most precious, the most... 730 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,360 coveted thing in the whole wide world? 731 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,240 It's a second chance. 732 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,800 Bye, Kirsty. 733 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,440 Bye, George. 734 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,520 George! You did it. 735 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,160 I think she's calling him. 736 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,360 She could be calling anyone. 737 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:04,880 Oh... 738 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,480 Cynic. 739 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,920 MITCHELL: During the plague, if anyone was suspected of being a vampire, 740 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,200 They were killed by having a brick rammed into their mouth. 741 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,720 WHIMPERS: No! 742 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:25,440 Archaeologists have found skeletons 743 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,040 with bricks still stuck in their shattered jaws. 744 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,200 Please! Please don't kill me! 745 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,120 Then, like a sick joke, we adopted it as a form of punishment ourselves. 746 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,800 I'll never be bad again! No, you won't. 747 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:45,600 SOBS: Please don't leave me down here! Please... 748 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,800 Please, don't leave me! 749 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,760 Please! 750 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,520 Please... 751 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,800 I won't kill no more children. No, no... 752 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,600 No! Please. 753 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,840 I'm sorry. Please, please, please. 754 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,200 I don't want this. 755 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,880 But I don't have a choice. 756 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,240 No! No, please. 757 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,800 Please... 758 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,680 Cara's been executed. 759 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:11,160 The king is dead, long live the king. 760 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,320 ALL: Long live the king! 761 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,040 Long live the king! 762 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,720 Long live the king! Long live the king! 763 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,360 Long live the king! 764 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:24,360 Long live the king! Long live the king! 765 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,400 Long live the king! 766 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,640 Long live the king! Long live the king! 767 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,280 Long live the king! 768 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,200 Long live the king! Long live the king! 769 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,720 CHANTING CONTINUES IN DISTANCE 770 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,240 Get me out! 771 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,760 Please. 772 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,520 So the saying goes that the merchants would strike a deal 773 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,080 by hitting the nail on the head, and then... 774 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:10,320 I thought we could use that as a metaphor to strike a deal between us... 775 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,240 Sometimes you can be so cheesy. 776 00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:14,920 I missed you, man. 777 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,680 I missed you too. 778 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,120 PHONE RINGS 779 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,400 Hello? NINA: George... 780 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,080 Nina... I can't talk for very long. 781 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,120 I'm just... 782 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,440 I'm ringing to say goodbye properly. 783 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,600 Are you all right? Where are you? I'm fine. 784 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:54,600 Listen, there are some things I need to say to you. 785 00:54:54,600 --> 00:55:00,160 You need to stop using the curse as an excuse not to live your life. 786 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,800 You're a wonderful man. 787 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:11,640 You can make a go of things, get a better job, get out in the world, even... 788 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,040 find love again one day. 789 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:20,800 I want you to promise me you'll start to live your life now. 790 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,840 Are you coming back? 791 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:26,000 TEARFULLY: Are you coming back, Nina? 792 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,240 George... 793 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:31,040 I need you to promise me. 794 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,800 I promise you. 795 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,600 Thank you. 796 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,680 I love you, Nina. 797 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,000 I love you too. 798 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,320 I always will. 799 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,200 I love you. 800 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,720 What...? 801 00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,640 What...? What are you going to do? 802 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,160 Something wonderful. 803 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,680 Goodbye, George. 804 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,680 DIALLING TONE 805 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,320 Thank you. 806 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,760 Thank you for letting me do that. 807 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,120 I'm ready now. 808 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,280 You know, God loves you very much. 809 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,080 Isn't that right, Professor Jaggat? 810 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,000 Yes, Nina. 811 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,280 He loves you so much. 812 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,720 It's traditional. Boss gets first drink. 813 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,760 What part of "no blood" did you not understand? 814 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,560 I want you to sign up, go clean with us. What do I get out of it? 815 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,680 I feel ready to re-enter the world... of languages. 816 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,400 What is F-word? 817 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,080 If you don't help me, then sooner or later, they're going to get me. 818 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,640 I have a nosebleed. Should this be happening? 819 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,560 Just relax. It's all part of the process. 820 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,600 E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk