你曾经感到你有点与众不同吗 Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different?
仿佛你是独一无二的 Like you had something unique to offer the world...
但是人们不知道你的独特之处 ...if you could just get people to see it.
如果你能够体会 Then you know exactly how it felt...
就知道我的感受了 ...to be me.
上吧 弗林特 Go ahead, Flint.
大家知道我们现在面临的巨大问题是什么吗? What is the number one problem facing our community today?
散开的鞋带 Untied shoelaces.
为解决这一问题我发明了无鞋带鞋套 Which is why I've invented a laceless alternative foot covering.
喷喷鞋 Spray-On Shoes.
哇 这看上去漂亮极了 Voil? They're so nifty.
可是你怎么脱下它们呢 书呆子? How you gonna get them off, nerd?
真是个怪物 What a freak.
他想表现自己的聪明才智 却弄巧成拙 He wants to be smart, but that's lame.
那天我真想逃走 I wanted to run away that day.
但是没有人能逃避自己 But you can't run away from your own feet.
孩子 并不是每条鱼都必须游泳 Not every sardine is meant to swim, son.
我听不懂那个钓鱼的隐喻 I don't understand fishing metaphors.
我说什么来着? 别担心 What did I say? Don't worry.
孩子 我觉得你的鞋套漂亮极了 Honey, I think your shoes are wonderful.
大家都觉得我是个怪人 Everyone just thinks I'm a weirdo.
那又怎样? So?
人们也许也认为他们是怪人 People probably thought that these guys were weirdoes too.
但是这并没有阻碍他们前进 But that never stopped them.
我本来想你过生日时送给你的 现在给你吧 I was saving this for your birthday, but here.
一件实验服 A professional-grade lab coat.
就像真的科学家穿的 Just like the real guys wear.
很合适 It fits perfect.
弗林特 世界需要你的创意 The world needs your originality, Flint.
你会成长为科学家的 You just have to grow into it.
我知道你一定会干一番大事 And I know that you're gonna do big things someday.
从那以后... From that moment on...
我决心创造出伟大的发明 ...I was determined to invent something great.
遥控电视 Remote Control Television.
插好了 And, the pitch is in.
最后 Eventually.
生发灵 Hair Un-Balder.
飞行汽车 Flying Car.
猴子语言翻译机 Monkey Thought Translator.
饿 饿 饿 多聪明 Hungry. Hungry. Hungry. How wise.
不 史蒂夫 不! No, Steve. No, no, no, no, no! No, please! Leave it...
鼠鸟 Ratbirds.
怎么了 孩子? Hey, what's going on, little guy?
弗林特·洛克伍德 Flint Lockwood.
我的梦想是帮助我的家乡... My dream was to help my hometown...
太平洋上的一座小岛 ...a tiny island hidden under the "A" in "Atlantic"...
叫做嚼嚼镇 ...called Swallow Falls.
我们以沙丁鱼闻名 We were famous for sardines...
直到有一天布伦特宝宝沙丁鱼罐头停运了 ...until the day the Baby Brent Sardine Cannery closed for good.
大家意识到沙丁鱼 Right after everyone in the world realized that sardines...
很难吃 ...are super gross.
不久之后 我们就只能吃谁也不愿吃的沙丁鱼了 Soon, all of us were stuck eating the sardines that no one else wanted.
清蒸 油炸 水煮 风干 糖煮和榨汁 Poached, fried, boiled, dried, candied and juiced.
生活变得无味无趣 Life became gray and flavorless.
但当所有人不知所措的时候 我开始寻找 But when all seemed lost, I stared at defeat...
并找到了希望 ...and found hope.
-==http://www.ragbear.com==- 美食从天而降
-=破烂熊字幕组=- 翻译：kiwi 鑫氏尚武
-=破烂熊字幕组=- 校对&时间轴：小魉
我名叫弗林特·洛克伍德 My name is Flint Lockwood.
我发明了一种机器 And I was about to invent a machine...
能把水变成 ...that turns water...
食物 ...into food.
史蒂夫是我最好的朋友和同事 Steve, my best friend and trusted colleague.
史蒂夫 Steve.
你可以帮助我吗 Can I count on your help?
可以 Can.
我就知道 I knew I could.
按下按钮 存储 启动 Button, on. Memory, activate.
蓝图 太棒了 开始转换 Blueprints, awesome. Begin nano-mutation.
辐射矩阵 安全 Radiation matrix, secure.
计算机 启动 Computer, boot.
冷却推动 完成 Coolness enhancement, complete.
咖啡休息时间 Engage coffee break.
电力网络 Networking power grid.
开始转换水 Beginning conversion of water...
变成食物 ...into food.
水化蛋白矩阵 Hydrating protein matrix.
校准味道面板 Calibrating flavor panel.
启动食物掉落装置 Priming chow plopper.
加载声音 Uploading cool machine voice.
汉堡 Cheeseburger.
大家会爱上它的 Everyone is going to love this.
弗林特! Flint!
对不起 爸爸 Sorry, Dad.
史蒂夫 继续 Steve, keep working.
扫描指纹 Scanning hand.
这真是个怪家伙 That's a really weird dude.
重建电塔系统 Re-energizing tower unit.
待会儿见 爸爸 Jeez. See you, Dad.
弗林特 Flint.
你不认为应该放弃这些无用的发明 Don't you think it's time to give up this inventing thing,
找一份有意义的工作吗 get a real job?
不 怎么了 No, why?
好吧 你所有所谓的科技创新都一团糟 Well, all your technology stuff, it just ends in disaster.
你指鼠鸟吗 是的 The ratbirds, yes,
他们逃跑了还以惊人的速度在繁殖 they escaped and bred at a surprising rate.
但我正在处理这个问题 But I took care of that problem and disposed of them.
比利 快装死 Billy, just play dead.
弗林特 你不能总往没有鱼的方向撒网 Flint, you don't keep throwing your net where there aren't any fish.
什么? 我希望你能有一份全职工作 What? I want you to work full-time...
去渔具店 渔具店? 爸爸 不 ...at the tackle shop. The tackle shop? Dad, no.
那是一份好工作 Tackle is a good career.
求你了 我就要成功了 Please, I'm so close with this one.
我只需要把它接到发电站 I just have to hook it up to the power station
它有了能量就能运转了 and give it power and it'll work.
然后你就可以在店里卖那些食物了... And then you could sell food in the shop...
...这样每个人就都再也不用吃沙丁鱼了 ...and then everyone won't have to eat sardines anymore.
这会是个了不起的发明 It is going to be so awesome.
很遗憾 儿子 I'm sorry, son.
别再搞发明了 No more inventing.
爸爸 我知道我能成功的 Dad, I know I can do this.
妈妈也相信我会成功 And Mom did too.
妈妈去世快十年了... It had been almost 10 years since Mom died...
爸爸还是不能像她那样理解我 ...and Dad still didn't understand me like she did.
来吧 我们一起开店 Come on. Let's open the shop.
蒂姆和他儿子的沙丁鱼渔具店 Tim and Son Sardine Bait and Tackle.
这名字怎么样? You feeling it?
小心 布兰特宝宝 Look out, Baby Brent!
布兰特宝宝沙丁 Baby Brent Sardines.
在嚼嚼镇手工生产 Hand-packed in Swallow Falls.
作为市长 我知道现在该把我们的沙丁鱼忘掉 As your mayor, I know it's time to put our sardine-canning past behind us
...去迎接新的未来 ...and look to the future.
沙丁旅游! Sardine tourism!
这也是为什么 我不需要和任何人商量... That's why, without consulting anyone...
就将我们镇的所有预算都用在了这上面 ...I spent the entire town budget on the thing that is under this tarp...
揭晓的时间... ...which I will be unveiling today...
定在今天中午 ...at noon.
到时候布兰特宝宝会亲临现场 Featuring a live appearance by Baby Brent himself.
怎么了? What is up, everybody?
看呀 是布兰特宝宝 Hey. Hey, it's Baby Brent.
你来干嘛? 和我一起摆罐头? What you doing? Stacking cans with me on them as a baby?
不管怎样 我会去剪彩 Anyways, who wants to watch me cut the ribbon...
在市长的揭幕仪式上 ...at the mayor's unveiling thing?
我会用这把剪子来拯救我们镇 I'll be using these bad boys to help save the town.
好啦 各位 沙丁鱼万岁 All right, you guys. Sardines, yeah.
嚼嚼镇万岁! 我真是太高兴了 Swallow Falls forever! What a delight.
听着 你...也许想去看看揭幕仪式? Listen, you... Maybe you wanna go to that unveiling?
你知道的 爸爸 要不你先去吧 我在这照顾生意 You know, Dad, why don't you go ahead. I'll hold down the fort here.
真的吗? 你干得来吗? Really? You sure you can handle it?
是的 爸爸 我没问题的 Yeah, Dad, I'm pretty sure I'll be fine.
好吧 All right, then.
我半小时后回来 店长 I'll be back in half an hour, skipper.
好的 再见 Okay. Bye.
这里对我来说太小了 布兰特 This hellhole is too small for me, Brent.
我想要大一些 I wanna be big.
我希望大家都说 我是个了不起的市长 I want people to look at me and say, "That is one big mayor. "
所以这个计划必须成功 And that's why this has to work.
必须成功 It has to work.
否则 我就是一个小镇的不起眼的市长 Otherwise, I'm just a tiny mayor of a tiny town...
小镇里只有小小的沙丁鱼刮削器 ...full of tiny sardine-sucking knuckle-scrapers.
你不是针对我吧? But not me, right?
当然不是 布兰特 我一直把你当我的儿子看待 Oh, not you, Brent. No. You've always been like a son to me.
大家好 Hey, everybody.
这是人类历史上最伟大的旅游计划 Under this tarp is the greatest tourist attraction ever built by humans.
我们只是需要17万亿焦耳的电量 We just need 17,000 more gigajoules.
这个旅游景点... 快快快 An attraction so... Go, go, go.
你在干嘛 弗林特·洛克伍德? What are you doing, Flint Lockwood?
只是把我的手背在后面而已 警官 Just holding my hands behind my back respectfully, sir.
你知道你的德行吧 洛克伍德? 不 You know what you are, Lockwood? No.
一个骗子 A shenaniganizer.
一个傻瓜 A tomfool.
你看到我亲爱的儿子卡尔了吗? 怎么了? You see my beautiful angel son Cal? What's up?
我爱他 这是我唯一的儿子 I love him so much. This is my only son.
我希望他有一个美好的未来 I want him to have a bright future.
我不能让你那古怪的发明... A future in which you don't ruin our town's day...
毁了小镇的未来 ...with one of your crazy science thingies.
好吧 你看见这个隐形眼镜了吧 洛克伍德? Well, that's all behind me... You see this contact lens, Lockwood?
这个隐形眼镜就代表你 好吧 This contact lens represent you. All right.
我的眼睛代表我的眼睛 好吧 And my eye represents my eye. Okay.
我的眼睛盯着你 I got my eye on you.
噢 看哪 有人乱穿马路 嘿 Oh, my gosh, a jaywalker. Hey.
我已经安排了一场现场报道 And I've arranged for live coverage from a major network...
派上我最有经验的记者 ...and their most experienced professional reporter.
派那个实习生去吧 她可爱又超级自信 Oh, just send the intern. She's cute, and she's super perky.
她是天气预报员的唯一人选 实习生 Well, those are the only things we look for in a TV weatherperson. Intern.
你想做天气预报记者吗 How would you like to do a weather report from a rinky-dink island...
去一个海洋小岛帮我侄子的忙? ...in the middle of the ocean as a favor to my cousin?
真的吗? Really?
曼尼 你相信吗? Can you believe it, Manny?
临时专业气象专家 Temporary professional meteorologist.
曼尼 你看这样如何? Okay, Manny, what about this?
美国的朋友们 大家好 我叫萨姆·斯帕克斯 Welcome, America, I'm Sam Sparks.
大家好 萨姆·斯帕克斯为您报道 Hello, America, Sam Sparks here.
嗨 我看不见你 America, hi. I didn't see you there.
是我 萨姆·斯帕克斯 It's me, Sam Sparks.
正在穿越大洋的旅途中 On my way across the ocean.
现在 在她到达的时候 我希望看到大家的笑脸 Now, when she gets here, I wanna see a lot of smiling faces.
就像这样"嘿 哇哦" Act like, "Hey, whoa. "
这是个了不起的主意 This is a great idea.
气象新闻播报 Weather News Network.
气象新闻实时报 Weather news happens...
现在我们来到了嚼嚼镇... Now we're over to Swallow Falls...
我们的实习生第一天工作 ...where our intern is on her first day on the job.
或者我可以说 工作的第一个阴天 Or should I say, first gray on the job.
看起来那里多云是吗 实习生 Looks pretty cloudy there, intern.
你好 萨姆·斯帕克斯 我是美国人 Hello, Sam Sparks, I'm America.
这里是嚼嚼镇 ... 我们去看看市长吧 It's Swallow Falls degrees and... Well, let's just go to the mayor.
谢谢并欢迎全国的观众 Thank you and welcome, national television audience.
你即将目睹一个历史性的时刻 毫无疑问... You are about to witness an historic event, undoubtedly...
现在 让我们来剪彩吧... And now, here to cut the ceremonial ribbon...
有请嚼嚼镇的明星 布兰特宝宝! ...Swallow Falls' favorite son, Baby Brent!
他会成为新的焦点 He's still got it, folks.
耶 Yeah.
我是全镇最棒的 I'm the best person in the whole town.
食物合成 开始 Food synthesis, go.
我的胸毛在动 一定出了什么岔子 My chest hairs are tingling. Something's wrong.
看吧 这便是大家等待的惊喜 Well, here it is. The attraction the whole world has been waiting for:
沙丁岛 Sardine Land.
这里有众多展品 With rides and exhibits.
世界上最大的沙丁 夏莫... And featuring Shamo, the world's largest sardine...
...还有它闪耀的铁环 ...and his flaming hoop of glory.
你们现在进入了热带鱼区 要小心喽 Those of you in the splash zone, look out.
耶 Yeah.
汉堡 Cheeseburger.
弗林特·洛克伍德 Flint Lockwood.
稍等 我就差一点了 Just a second. I'm in the middle of a...
看上去嚼嚼镇会因为沙丁鱼而改观... Well, looks like things in Swallow Falls are sardine to get better. For...
发生了什么? What just happened to me?
抱歉 Sorry.
不 No.
你被捕了 弗林特·洛克伍德 You're under arrest, Flint Lockwood.
还好你没有对嚼嚼镇带来大的破坏 Thank goodness you only caused minimal damage to Sardine Land.
搞毛啊 Come on.
我真不该带着这个跑 I really shouldn't be running with these.
跑 跳 跑 跳 跑 跳 跑 跳 Jump, jump, jump, run, run, jump, jump, run.
还好没人受伤! 弗林特·洛克伍德! It's a good thing no one got hurt! Flint Lockwood!
我没有受伤 但这不代表我原谅了你 I didn't get hurt, but that does not mean that I'm not still mad at you.
哦 天啊 我真的很抱歉 你还好吧? Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry. Are you okay?
我没看到... 没事 只是有点疼 I didn't get a chance to... It's okay, it's just pain.
对不起 我今天不在状态 Sorry, I'm not myself today.
我的事业被一个骑着火箭的怪人毁了 My whole career was ruined by some crazy jerk riding a homemade rocket.
等等 Wait a minute.
你的脚怎么了? What is going on with your feet?
喷喷鞋 他们脱不下来 Spray-On Shoes. They don't come off.
太酷了 Cool.
这可以解决大家鞋带散掉的问题 This could solve the untied shoes epidemic.
这是什么做的 一种有弹性的生物高聚物粘胶? What are they made of, some kind of elastic biopolymer adhesive?
是的 Yeah.
是的 Exactly.
我是说... I mean...
哇 它们闪闪发光 我是萨姆 Wow, they're shiny. I'm Sam.
弗林特 史蒂夫 Flint. Steve.
这是猴子语言翻译器吗? 史蒂夫 Is that a Monkey Thought Translator? Steve.
太棒了 都是你自己发明的吗? Incredible. Did you make all of this stuff?
是你拿火箭撞了我 你踢了我一脚 You hit me with a rocket. You kicked me in the face.
我说了对不起了 I said I was sorry.
你知道成为一名天气预报记者多难吗? Do you know how hard it is to break into the weather game?
我一生都在等待这一刻 I spent my entire life building up to that moment.
你只有一次机会 You get one shot at the show.
如果失败了... And if you don't make it...
就只能回去擦温度计 ...it's back to cleaning the barometers.
奶酪? Cheese?
这仅仅意味着... But that could only mean...
太好了 Excited. Excited.
我的机器运转了 My machine works.
运转了! It really works!
你的机器? Your machine?
就是那个火箭? Is that what that rocket was?
你喜欢吗? Do you like it?
我太喜欢了! I love it!
这太了不起了 看 This is just amazing. Look at this.
这是历史上最壮观的天气现象 This is the greatest weather phenomenon in history.
你不是气象预报员吗? Hey, aren't you a weathergirl?
曼尼 去拿你的摄像机 Manny, get your camera.
插播:我们的实习生播报员又回来了 This just in: Our humiliated weather intern is apparently back for more.
太好了 派翠克 好吧 这难以置信... Thanks, Patrick. Okay, everybody, you are not gonna believe this one...
...但我正站在汉堡雨当中 ...but I am standing in the middle of a burger rain.
你也许看过流星雨... You may have seen a meteor shower...
但你绝没有看到过这样的雨 ...but you've never seen a shower meatier than this.
对一个只有沙丁鱼的小镇来说 这简直是盛况 For a town stuck eating sardines, this is totally manna from heaven.
汉堡比沙丁鱼好吃的多 This tastes significantly better than sardines.
这太了不起了 This is going to be big.
这场美食雨... This food weather was created intentionally...
是由弗林特·洛克伍德制造的 ...by meek-ish backyard tinkerer Flint Lockwood.
弗林特·洛克伍德? Flint Lockwood?
嗨 Hi.
你因为毁坏财物被捕了 You're under arrest for ruining Sardine Land.
弗林特 这些汉堡太棒了 Flint, those burgers were awesome.
制作人打来电话说 "人人都爱美食天气" The producer called and he was like, "Everybody loves that food weather. "
美食天气 什么? Food weather. What?
这比沙丁岛还要了不起 This could be bigger than Sardine Land.
你还能再制造一场美食雨吗? 不 Can you make it rain food again? No.
我不确定... 你还会再做吗? I don't know if I... You're gonna do it again?
你开玩笑吧 You gotta be kidding.
求求你了 Please, please, please.
好 不 Yes. No.
再给我一次机会 我们知道这只是巧合 Give me one more chance. We know this was an accident.
我知道 天上下汉堡... I know. Cheeseburgers from the sky...
...这太反常了 ...that's not natural.
我的发明可以拯救这个小镇 My invention could save the whole town.
你会为我骄傲的 爸爸 You will be so proud of me, Dad.
另外... Plus...
这里有女孩子 ...there's a girl here.
你可以看着我的眼睛向我保证一切都在掌控中 Can you look me in the eye and tell me you've got this under control...
不会又变成一团糟吗? ...and it's not gonna end up in a disaster?
是的 Yes.
我会控制好一切 并且保证不会弄得一团糟 I've got this under control, and it's not gonna end in disaster.
好吧 谢谢 爸爸 All right. Thanks, Dad.
算了吧 好吧 萨姆 Oh, sure. Okay. So, Sam...
魔法从这儿开始 ...this is where the magic happens.
我舔 我舔 我舔舔舔 Lick. Lick. Lick.
欢迎 弗林特 Welcome, Flint.
你真的独自花了很多时间 You seriously spend a lot of time alone.
什么? What?
它是这样运作的 So here's how it works.
水从上面进去 食物从下面出来 Water goes in the top, and food comes out the bottom.
当你把它射向平流层... When you shot it into the stratosphere...
你知道这会在积雨云层中引发气象变化 ...you figured it would induce a phase change from the cumulonimbus layer?
这真是了不起的见解 That's actually a really smart observation.
我是说... I mean...
云层中也许有水... The clouds probably have water in them...
我想 这就是你为什么把它射向云层 ...which, I guess, is why you shot it up there in the first place.
是的 是的 这就是原因所在 Right, right. That's why I did that.
我计划好的 是的 On purpose. Right. Yeah.
对 当然 Right. Of course.
好的 Okay.
机器采用的是液压基因突变原理 The machine uses a principle of hydro-genetic mutation.
水分子在微波辐射下发生撞击 Water molecules are bombarded with microwave radiation...
通过转变基因结构变为你想要的任何食物 ...which mutates their genetic recipe into any kind of food you want.
那么... So...
匹萨可以吗? 可以 Pizza? Yes.
土豆泥? 可以 Mashed potatoes? Yes.
豌豆? 没问题 是食物都行 Peas? Yes, that's also a food.
牛排? 苹果? 可以 Steak? Apples? Yes.
苹果酱? 三明治? 可以 Apple sauce? BLT? Yes.
我说过只要是食物 鸡翅? I said any kind of food. Chicken wings?
好吧 只要你说的是食物就行 对 Think about what you're saying, and if it's a food, yes.
香肠 香肠也是一种食物 Baloney. Baloney. That is a food.
果冻呢? 你喜欢果冻吗? How about Jell-O? Do you like Jell-O?
我爱死果冻了 I love Jell-O.
我也喜欢果冻 花生酱呢? I love Jell-O too. Oh, and peanut butter, right?
不 我花生酱过敏 Oh, no, no, no, I am severely allergic to peanuts.
我也是 Hey, me too.
怎么说来着? 花生过敏症 What's it called? Peanut allergy.
不 我是说机器 当然 No, the machine. Of course.
这叫做弗林特洛克伍德超级变异... It's called the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super-Mutating...
活性食物再生机 ...Dynamic Food Replicator.
或者简称为 Or, for short:
弗式美食天降机 The FLDSMDFR.
弗里梅里机? Fliminadifiser?
弗式美食天降机 FLDSMDFR.
弗里梅里舔酱机? Fliminubahdibferer?
弗式 Fli.
美食 Suh.
天降机 Fdiferf.
曼尼 看好了 他要开始生产食物了 Manny, make sure you get this. He's gonna make the food now.
现在? Now?
事实上 我等不及 Well, the thing is, I can't...
想让你看看这个搞笑视频 ...wait to show you this hilarious Internet video.
什么? What?
启动! Fight the power!
这是什么? What is this?
太可爱了 It's so cute.
推 折 接上 Pushing. Folding. Connecting.
粘一粘 扭一扭 涂一涂 接上电 Taping. Turning. Painting. Switching.
发发呆 Staring.
振奋点 Motivating.
按下按钮 我简直不敢相信我在看这个... Placing button. I can't believe I've been watching this...
...还看了三小时 我知道 ...for three hours. I know.
程序启动了 It's working.
你们早餐想吃什么? What do you guys want for breakfast?
小熊糖 史蒂夫 不 Gummi Bears. Whoa, Steve, no.
我们都知道小熊糖是怎么回事 We both know how you get around Gummi Bears.
这个怎样... How about...
来几个鸡蛋 烤土司 ...eggs. And toast.
几杯橙汁 Orange juice.
还有熏肉 熏肉 And bacon. Bacon.
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
没什么 Nothing.
是对计算机 To the computer.
你确定这安全吗? So you're sure this is safe?
别担心 我有一个报警器 它会提示我们... Don't worry. I have a Dangeometer that lets us know...
食物是否变异过头了 ...if the food is going to over-mutate.
食物变异过头会怎样? What happens if the food over-mutates?
我也不知道 但我不会让那种事发生的 I don't know. But that'll never happen.
好吧 这也许不会爆炸 All right, this probably won't explode.
什么? What?
培根 Bacon.
那些汉堡只是一个开始... Those cheeseburgers were only the beginning...
因为早餐系统就要降临嚼嚼镇 ...because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls.
我的预报? My forecast?
阳光明媚 Sunny side up.
好 好 Yeah. Yeah.
弗林特 我的孩子 你能造出午餐吗? Flint, my boy. Can you do lunch?
好吧 计划是这样的： All right, here's the skinny:
你继续制造美食雨... You keep making it rain the snackadoos...
天气预报员为我们做免费宣传... ...weathergirl provides free advertising...
我刚借了一笔高息贷款... ...I have taken out a very high-interest loan...
要把这座小镇变成食物旅游胜地 ...to convert this Podunk town into a tourist food-topia.
你所要做的就是让小镇一天下三餐食物... All you have to do is make it rain food three meals a day...
每天如此... ...every day for the foreseeable future...
三十天之后我们将举办盛大的开幕式... ...and in 30 days we hold a grand reopening of the island...
打造一座美食小镇 ...as a must-see cruise destination.
每个人 无论在哪里... And everyone, everywhere...
都会喜欢你的发明的 ...is going to love your invention.
你真这么觉得? Do you think so?
我就是这么认为的 I know so.
这就是我所说的天降肉食 Now that's what I call poultry in motion.
洛克伍德先生 我可以要饼干吗? Mr. Lockwood, may I please have waffles?
糖果? 软糖 Falafels? Jellybeans.
雪梨 来了 Avocado. Coming right up.
吃不完怎么办? Leftovers?
这问题已经被弗林特·洛克伍德的新发明解决了 Not a problem with Flint Lockwood's latest invention, the Outtasighter...
这台机器能吞掉食物 ...so-named because it catapults uneaten food out of sight...
不留痕迹 ...and therefore, out of mind.
水果糖! Jellybeans!
太棒了 Awesome.
三明治 甜甜圈 BLT. Doughnuts.
派 Pie.
小熊糖 Gummi bears.
鱼 焦糖奶油糕! Fish. Crème brulée!
我要火鸡肚里的陷是匹萨... A pizza stuffed inside a turkey...
经过油炸再裹上一层巧克力 ...the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.
是我 市长 It's me, the mayor.
你看上去变了 You look different.
你剪头发了? Did you get a new haircut?
是的 谢谢关注 Yes, I did. Thank you for noticing.
我爱你 谢谢 爸爸 我爱你 I love you. Thanks, Dad. I love you.
我喜欢和你在一起 爸爸 I love spending time with you, Dad.
爸爸 我要回实验室了 Hey, Dad, I'm headed back to the lab.
如果你愿意来 我可以教你制作食物 If you wanna come, I could show you how I make the food.
不 谢谢 No, thanks.
那些高科技搞出来的食物 That techno-food,
对我这个老渔夫来说太复杂了 it's too complicated for an old fisherman.
行了 Got it.
你还能帮的上忙 你知道的 Could still use your help around here, though, you know.
我现在和市长一起工作 爸爸 I'm working with the mayor now, Dad.
我是说 小镇的开幕一周后就举行 I mean, the town's grand reopening is in, like, a week.
好吧 我明白了 Right. Got it.
弗林特·洛克伍德? Flint Lockwood?
什么? Yeah?
明天是我儿子卡尔的生日... It's my son Cal's birthday tomorrow...
我希望你明天能下点特别的食物 ...and I was just wondering if you could make it rain something special.
我很支持这个注意 Well, I'm pretty backed up on requests.
可是你对我一直不友好 Plus, you're always mean to me.
就这一次... It'll be just one time...
明天是我宝贝儿子的大日子 ...for my special angel's special day.
我不知道 I don't know.
你知道 我不想让机器超负荷... You know, I don't wanna overwork the machine, so...
好吧 我知道这很难 Okay. I knew it was a long shot.
我只想让卡尔知道他的父亲有多么爱他 I just wanted Cal to see how much his father loves him.
我以为你了解 I thought you would understand.
你知道父亲总是试图表达... You know how fathers always trying to express...
他们对儿子的爱 ...their love and appreciation for their sons.
厄尔 等等 Earl, wait.
点一点 点一点 Touch. Touch. Touch.
我有主意了 I've got an idea.
儿子 生日快乐 Happy birthday, son.
爸爸? Dad?
今天是属于你的 去玩吧 This is your day. Go have fun.
我爱死你们了 你们太棒了 我也爱你 儿子 I love you guys. You're awesome. I love you too, son.
好好玩吧 冰淇淋! Have a good time, baby. Ice cream!
耶! 太棒了 Yeah! Cool.
草莓味是我的最爱 Strawberry's my favorite.
来吧 爸爸 Come on, Dad.
我不知道 卡尔 I don't know, Cal.
这看上去不太安全 This doesn't look safe!
我爱你 儿子 I love you, son.
我知道 爸爸 你每天都告诉我 I know, Dad. You tell me every day.
弗林特 这太棒了 Flint, this is amazing.
而且让冰淇淋堆成勺状... And designing the ice cream to accumulate into scoops...
我不知道你怎么办到的 ...I don't know how you're gonna top this.
也许是用温度融合 Maybe with hot fudge.
嗨 弗林特 Hey, Flint.
你要来打雪仗吗? You wanna be in a snowball fight with us?
弗林特 怎么了? Flint, what's the problem?
我从没打过雪仗 I've never actually been in a snowball fight.
是吗? 我不知道规则 Really? I don't even know the rules.
有什么积分体系吗或者说... Is there like a point system or is it...
会死人吗? 不... ...to the death? No...
你从没有...? 我是说 史蒂夫都会玩雪球 You've nev...? I mean, look, even Steve is throwing chocolate snowballs.
是这样吗? So like this?
不 用力些 No, harder than that.
雪球 雪球 雪球 雪球 Snowball. Snowball, snowball, snowball.
雪球 雪球 Snowball. Snowball.
好吧 都是激情惹的祸 Well, something to be said for enthusiasm.
雪球来了! Snowball!
雪球! Snowball!
雪球 雪球 Snowball and snowball.
孩子们 怎么了? Kids? What's going on?
雪球 Snowball.
雪球 雪球 雪球 Snowball. Snowball. Snowball.
我尖叫 你也尖叫... I scream, you scream...
我们一起为弗林特·洛克伍德的食物盛宴尖叫吧 ...we all scream for Flint Lockwood's latest tasty town-wide treat...
这个充满欢乐的日子被市长命名为... ...with flurries of frozen fun on what the mayor declared to be...
冰淇淋雪球日 ...an ice cream snow day.
他想邀请世界各地的朋友乘坐游轮 He'd also like to invite everyone in the world to catch a cruise liner...
参加本周六 ...and come on down this Saturday...
美食镇的盛大开幕仪式 ...for the grand opening of Chew And Swallow...
这是一座冰淇淋小镇 ...a town that is truly a la mode.
一座被冰淇淋覆盖的小镇 A town that is truly topped with ice cream.
这是天气预报台为你发来的独家报道... With today's scoop for the Weather News Network...
我是萨姆·斯帕克斯 ...I'm Sam Sparks.
弗林特 这是世上最棒的早餐 Flint, this is the best breakfast ever.
太好了 That's it!
调查 演示 Researching. Role-playing.
拨号 Dialing.
等待 Waiting.
萨姆·斯帕克斯 挂断 Sam Sparks. Hanging up.
后悔 反思 Regretting. Re-psyching.
默念"我在干什么啊" Saying what I'm doing.
弗林特? 萨姆 你好 这真是太好了 Flint? "Hi, Sam, how are you? That's nice.
我在想你是否愿意... I was wondering if you would like to go on a da... "
明天和我一起出去 Activity with me tomorrow.
好的 太好了 再见 树林见 Okay. Great, bye. Meet me in the forest.
好了 准备出发 史蒂夫 Nailed it. Gotta go, Steve.
帮我看着实验室 Keep an eye on the lab for me.
史蒂夫 Steve.
福斯特还在盘子里 Foster still at the plate.
没人出门 And nobody out.
我们要去哪? Where are we going?
没什么特别的 我只是想... Oh, nowhere. I just thought it'd be nice...
和你一起散散步 ...for the two of us to go on a walk together.
就像朋友一样 Like you do as friends.
那是什么? Oh, my, what's that?
果冻是我的最爱 Jell-O's my favorite.
你从没有要求过任何食物 所以... You never made a request, so...
我给你做了份果冻 ...I made one for you.
弗林特? Flint?
快来吧 Join me.
你怎么做到...? But how did you...?
我制造了一场果冻雨然后把它们凑在一起... I made it rain Jell-O, then I gathered it up with the Outtasighter...
然后把果冻搬到这里 放到一个 and then I brought it here and pressed it...
我自制的大塑料模子里 这没什么大不了的 into a gigantic custom-carved plastic Tupperware mold I made. No big deal.
所有东西都是果冻做的 Everything's made of Jell-O.
这台钢琴 这些壁灯... This piano, those sconces...
这起居室 鱼缸 ...that ghetto blaster, that Jell-O, that aquarium...
刻有你的面容的维纳斯雕象 that Venus de Milo with your face on it...
这些塑像都换成了你的脸 next to a Michelangelo's David that also has your face.
来吧 萨姆 你在等什么呢? Come on, Sam, what are you waiting for?
没什么 Nothing!
万岁 Yeah.
蹦吧 Cannonball.
跳吧 Belly flop.
我干嘛要滑下来? Why did I do that?
果冻 对对对 So Jell-O. Right. Right, right.
这是固体也是液体... It's a solid, it's a liquid...
这是一个多肽链粘弹性聚合物 但是可以食用 ...it's a visco-elastic polymer made of polypeptide chains, but you eat it.
我的意思是... I mean...
它的味道好极了 ...it tastes good.
你为什么这么做? 做什么? Why do you do that? Do what?
说一些自作聪明的话然后自己上钩 Say something super smart and then bail from it.
你可以为我保密吗? Can you keep a secret?
不 No.
但是这一次 可以 But this time, sure, yeah.
是这样的 很久以前 我也曾是个... Okay. Well, it was a really long time ago, but I, too, was...
书呆子 ...a nerd.
什么? Too?
小时候... When I was a little girl...
我梳着马尾 戴着眼镜... ...I wore a ponytail, I had glasses...
对天气现象很感兴趣 ...and I was totally obsessed with the science of weather.
别的女孩想要芭比娃娃 Other girls wanted a Barbie.
我想要2000涡轮型多普勒气象雷达 I wanted a Doppler Weather Radar 2000 Turbo.
但是所有的孩子都唱歌嘲笑我 But all the kids used to taunt me with this lame song.
真的很难听 It wasn't even clever.
四眼田鸡 四眼田鸡 Four-eyes, four-eyes
你需要带眼镜 You need glasses to see
继续 Go on.
所以我重新审视自己... So I got a new look...
放弃了科学研究 ...gave up the science-y smart stuff...
之后我就再也没有被嘲笑过了 ...and I was never made fun of again.
但是我依然需要眼镜 只是我不再戴了 And I still need these glasses, but I never wear them.
我打赌你戴眼镜一定棒极了 不... I'll bet you look great with glasses on. I'm not...
戴上看看 And on they go.
怎么了? 没什么 What? Nothing.
等一下 Wait.
这是果冻发带 It's a Jell-O scrunchie.
现在 你看看 And now, the reveal.
哇 Wow.
我是说 你以前看着还可以... I mean, you were okay before...
但是现在... ...but now...
你真漂亮 ...you're beautiful.
不 这样很丑 我不能就这么出去见人 No, I'm not. I can't go out in public like this.
为什不能? Well, why not?
我是说 这才是真实的你 不是吗? I mean, this is the real you, right?
聪慧 Smart.
有学识 Bespectacled.
谁不想见到你这个美女? Who wouldn't wanna see that?
你知道 我从没遇到过你这种人 弗林特·洛克伍德 You know, I've never met anyone like you, Flint Lockwood.
我也是 Me either.
但是这才是你 But about you.
弗林特 有人给你打电话啦 Flint, you have a call
是你的电话在响吗? Is your phone ringing?
这太奇怪了 一定有人换了我的铃声 That's weird. Someone must've changed my ring.
哦 是市长 你介意我接电话吗? Oh, it's the mayor. Do you mind if I take this?
不 不 不 No, no, no.
随便 接吧 没事的 真抱歉 这很重要 Go ahead, take it. That's fine. I'm sorry. It's important.
我也该走了 不早了 我要出去了 I should be going too. It's getting late. I'm just gonna step outside.
爸 快过来 我有好多话要跟你说 Dad, you came. I have so much to tell you.
我看上去怎么样? 棒极了 来 我们走 Do I look all right? You look great. Come on, let's go.
爸爸 我差点跟女孩接吻了 Dad, I almost kissed a girl.
那是布伦特宝宝 知道不? 他以前是最酷的 It's Baby Brent, you know? It was the coolest thing.
我应该在名单上的 嘿 布莱恩 I should be on the list. Hey, Brian.
什么? 你让这个家伙进去? 他是个书呆子 What? You're letting that guy in? That guy's a nerd.
嘿 最近怎么样? Hey, how's it going?
哦 谢谢你 太感谢了 谢谢 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.
为弗林特和他的美味牛排 干杯 A toast. To Flint and his delicious steaks.
哦 谢谢 谢谢 环境不错啊 Oh, thanks. Thank you. Very nice place.
哦 哇 谢谢 Oh, wow. Thank you.
弗林特·洛克伍德 厄尔 Flint Lockwood. Earl.
没有房顶 So no roof.
是的 你只要伸出盘子 Yep. You just hold out your plate.
我甚至让老天爷下你最喜欢的了 And I even made it rain your favorite:
肉 Meat.
好吧 Okay.
你知道明天镇上的盛大开幕式会怎么样吗? So you know how the grand reopening of the town is tomorrow?
市长邀请我去剪彩 Well, the mayor has asked me to cut the ribbon.
他说我的发明拯救了这个小镇 He said my invention saved the town.
你不为我骄傲吗? Aren't you proud of me?
嗯 Well...
这牛排看上去对你来说有点大了吧？ ...doesn't this steak look a little big to you?
是的 这块很大 我是说 每块牛排大小都不一样 Yeah, it's a big steak. I mean, every steak is not exactly the same size.
你听见我刚才说的话了吗？ Did you even hear what I just said?
儿子 看看周围 Son, look around.
我不知道这是不是件好事 I'm not sure this is good for people.
也许你该考虑让事情缓一缓 Maybe you should think about turning this thing off.
这让每个人都觉得快乐 It's making everybody happy.
每个人 除了你之外 Everybody except you.
你啥时才能接受这才是我的归属... When are you gonna accept that this is who I am...
而不是让我在某个无聊的渔具店工作? ...instead of trying to get me to work in some boring tackle shop?
好吧... Well...
那你好像知道自己在做什么 ...you seem like you know what you're doing, then.
我想还是别碍你的事了 I guess I'll just get out of your way.
跟上时代吧 老兄 Get with the times, man.
我是说 怎么做都取悦不了那家伙 I mean, there's no pleasing that guy.
他就想夺走我的成果 把它们贬得一文不值 He just wants to take anything good I do and just smoosh it.
这些热狗好大啊 These are big hot dogs.
老兄 Man.
我是说 情况还没那么糟 I mean, this isn't that bad.
是吧 史蒂夫? 黄色 Is it, Steve? Yellow.
你是对的 史蒂夫 You're right, Steve.
测险仪现在指向黄色 The Dangeometer is in the yellow.
我不知道怎么办了 I don't know what to do.
我知道 I do...
就说这些热狗非常美味! ...declare these hot dogs to be delicious!
哦 不 Oh, no.
你怎么进来的? How did you get in here?
明天可是个大日子 弗林特 Tomorrow's the big day, Flint.
全镇的命运就全靠你的美食天气了 The entire town's fate is resting on your food weather.
我想来点意粉 I'm thinking pasta.
程序很简单的 我知道你不会让我们失望的 Some light apps. I know you won't let us down.
市长先生 我觉得你该看看这个 Well, Mr. Mayor, I think there's something you should see.
什么? What?
这是上周掉下来的热狗的分子结构 This is the molecular structure of a hot dog that fell last week.
这是今天掉下来的热狗的分子结构 And this is the molecular structure of a hot dog that fell today.
这个机器用微波辐射 The machine uses microwave radiation...
使食物的基因配方突变 ...to mutate the genetic recipe of the food.
我们要求它生产的越多 它吸入的云就越多 The more we ask it to make, the more clouds it takes in...
它的辐射就越大 分子的过分突变情况就会加重 ...the more radiation it emits, the more these molecules could over-mutate.
所以现在食物越来越大 I think that's why the food is getting bigger.
我听别人说过; Here's what I heard:
"科学 科学 科学 就是要大" "Science, science, science, bigger. "
越大越好 And bigger is better.
每个人都会喜欢上食物的这种大小 Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes.
我知道我会喜欢的 I know I do.
我爸爸认为我该把机器关了 My dad thinks I should turn it off.
父辈从来不会理解我们这种天才 弗林特 Geniuses like us are never understood by their fathers, Flint.
但是如果事情变得... But what if things go...
当许多熟人都支持你时 Who needs the approval of one family member...
谁还需要得到一个家人的认可? ...when you can have it from millions of acquaintances?
更不用提那个小可人儿萨姆·斯帕克斯了 Not to mention that little cutlet, Sam Sparks.
还有我 And me.
我一向觉得你就像我的亲生儿子 弗林特 I've always felt that you were like a son to me, Flint.
当你明天剪彩 拯救了这个小镇 And I'm gonna be so proud of you tomorrow when you cut that ribbon...
向世人证明 ...save the town...
你是个伟大的发明家时 我会极其为你骄傲的 ...and prove to everybody what a great inventor you are.
所以该是决择的时候了 So here's the cheese:
你可以继续下去... You can keep it going...
得到你梦寐以求的东西... ...get everything you've ever wanted...
像我所想的那样 变成个大人物 ...and be the great man I know you can be.
或者你可以把机器关掉 Or you can turn it off...
毁掉这一切 ...ruin everything...
那时没人会喜欢你 ...and no one will ever like you.
这是你的选择 It's your choice.
选择 Choice.
好的 Okay.
我是说 越大越好... I mean, bigger is better...
对吧? ...right?
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
意大利面 芦笋 芹菜 蒜香面包 肉丸 虾 Spaghetti. Asparagus. Celery. Garlic bread. Meatball. Shrimp.
看上去很安全 也很干净 Looks safe to me. And sanitary too.
谁饿了? Who's hungry?
游客们 欢迎你们来到美食小镇 Welcome, tourists, to Chew And Swallow.
这市长块头真大 That is one big mayor.
在墨西哥脆饼芝士温泉里享乐吧 Delight in our nacho-cheese hot springs.
让孩子们在我们的完全无监管的 Allow your kids to eat all the junk food they want...
儿童区尽情享受垃圾食品吧! ...in our completely unsupervised Kid Zone!
我有软糖牙齿了 I've got jellybeans for teeth.
玩累的时候 And when the fun is done...
你可以仰望照射在剩饭山山顶上的夕阳 ...gaze upon the sunset cresting over Mount Leftovers.
那座坚不可摧的大坝 想必可以保护我们 From which we're protected by a presumably indestructible dam.
今天 东至中国 西至西弗吉尼亚的 We've got people here today from all around the world...
全世界的友人欢聚一堂 ...from as far as China to West Virginia.
我觉得还来了些加拿大人 Also I think there's some Canadians here.
你得看看这个 你怎么不在电视上? You need to look at this. Why aren't you on TV?
你应该转播开幕式的 You're supposed to be broadcasting this.
出问题了 食物越来越大 There's a problem. The food's getting bigger.
我知道 这很好啊 分量大一些 每个人都很喜欢 I know, it's great. Bigger portion sizes. Everyone loves it.
我不确信我们在做正确的事 I'm not sure we're doing the right thing here.
如果我们太高估自己怎么办? What if we've bitten off more than we can chew?
这是我生平第一次 每个人都喜欢我的发明 For the first time in my life, everybody loves something that I've done.
你为什么不能为我高兴一下 Why can't you just be happy for me...
你还是去报天气或其他的事情吧 唉 ...and go say the weather or something. Jeez.
闲话少说 And without further ado...
有请我们镇上的英雄和犹如我亲生儿子的 ...our town's hero and my metaphorical son...
弗林特·洛克伍德 ...Flint Lockwood.
啊 弗林特 Yeah, Flint.
谢谢 谢谢各位 Thank you. Thank you, everyone.
在我的虾上签字 谢谢 Sign my shrimp. Thank you.
哇 啊 我爱你 Yeah. Yeah. I love you.
我欣赏你怪怪的调调 老兄 I admire your quirkiness, dude.
布伦特 我们需要你交出礼仪剪刀 Brent, we're gonna need you to hand over the ceremonial scissors.
但是 But...
不 No.
你们不可以 你们不可以拿走它 不 给你 You can't. You can't take them. No. Here you go.
我是布伦特宝宝 I'm Baby Brent.
穿上你的衣服 Put your clothes back on.
我是谁? Who am I?
继续 弗林特 Go ahead, Flint.
每个人都爱你 Everybody loves you.
洛克伍德 洛克伍德 洛克伍德 Lockwood! Lockwood! Lockwood!
危险 危险 危险 Danger. Danger. Danger.
椒盐风? Salt-and-pepper wind?
牛至 Oregano.
萨姆 等等 不 我可以把它关掉 Sam, wait. No, I can turn it off.
我可以把它关掉 I can turn it off.
没事的 孩子们 一切都会没事的 All right, kid, it's all gonna be okay.
哦 不 Oh, no.
对不起 对不起 Pardon me. Pardon me.
劳驾 没关系 Excuse me. No problem.
不 No.
小熊糖 现在不行 史蒂夫 Gummi Bears. Not now, Steve.
调料? 盐? 胡椒粉? Condiments? Salt? Pepper?
弗林特 Flint.
我是萨姆·斯帕克斯 从美食小镇向您现场直播 This is Sam Sparks, live from Chew And Swallow...
这里有个意大利面旋风 ...where a spaghetti twister...
萨姆 我们喜欢那边壮观的风暴 但你真像书呆子 Sam, hey, we love a good storm over here, but you look like a nerd.
派翠克 一些孩子被西红柿飓风困住了 Patrick, several children are stranded in the path of this tomato tornado.
我肚子疼 My tummy hurts.
卡尔 Cal.
那是什么 发带? 从1995年以后我就没再见过了 What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen one of those since 1995.
什么? 这真有天气紧急情况 What? We have an actual weather emergency.
好吧 我们呆会再回到风暴现场 Well, we'll get right back to that storm...
希望她那时会迷人点 ...and hopefully Sam'll look a little more appealing.
史蒂夫 我们上传个自杀码就可以把它关上... Steve, we just have to upload the kill code and then we'll shut down the...
你在这做什么? What are you doing here?
我在过去的十分钟里一直在点晚餐 I've been ordering dinner for the last 10 minutes.
有事发生了? 我必须把机器关了 Is something going on? I've gotta stop the machine.
全都因为我 大家都非常危险 Everyone's in danger because of me.
哦 情况没那么糟 Oh, it can't be that bad.
不 我要走了 No. Well, I'm out of here.
我仍可以用自杀码关掉机器 I can still stop the order with the kill code.
发送自杀码 我回来了 Sending kill code. I'm back.
必须按按钮 Got to get the button.
玩 有趣 有趣 玩 Play. Fun. Fun. Play.
嘿 弗林特 能打你真好 Hey, Flint. It's been nice to beet you.
那是个水萝卜 That's a radish.
那是联络机器的唯一方法 That was the only way to communicate with the machine.
你都点了什么? What exactly did you order?
一个拉斯维加斯式的吃到饱自助餐 A Vegas-style all-you-can-eat buffet.
软心糖 西瓜 果汁软糖 咸脆卷饼 寿司 Jellybean. Watermelon. Marshmallow. Pretzel. Sushi.
吉士汉堡 咸脆卷饼 草莓 果汁软糖 Cheeseburger. Pretzel. Egg salad. Strawberry. Marshmallow.
草莓 Strawberry.
大家都没事吧? 是的 Is everyone okay? Yeah.
快来人帮帮我 Help, somebody.
救命啊 求你们了 Help me, please.
是我的儿子 It's my son.
我们需要个医生 We need a doctor.
谁是医生? 有人是吗? Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?
我是个医生 I am a doctor.
你是? You are?
我在危地马拉的时候是个医生 I was, back in Guatemala.
我来这里是为了更好的生活 I came here for a better life.
这决定不错吧 嗯? Pretty great decision, eh?
他怎么样 医生? How is he, doc?
他吃太多 所以昏迷了 He's in a food coma.
吃太多垃圾食物了 Too much junk food.
我需要一根芹菜 快点 I need a celery, stat.
给你 Here you go.
老爸 哦 卡尔 卡尔 Daddy? Oh, Cal. Cal.
我爱你 儿子 I love you, son.
看来一切都没事了 Looks like everything turned out okay.
不 现在还没有 Not yet, it hasn't.
与临近的灾难想比 这个旋风只是一道开胃菜 That twister was an amuse-bouche compared to what's on the way.
什么是开胃菜? 曼尼 接通信号 What's an amuse-bouche? Manny, patch us through.
开始 Go.
真是可爱的报道 南茜 嘿 嘿 四眼 Cute report, Nancy. Hey. Hey. Four-eyes.
闭嘴 派翠克 Can it, Patrick.
我们将身处一个巨大食物风暴的中心地带 We are about to be in the epicenter of a perfect food storm.
它会席卷全球 It's going to spread across the globe.
我计算了这场风暴系统的科氏加速度 I've calculated the Coriolis acceleration of the storm system.
首先 它会袭击纽约... First, it'll hit New York...
之后是巴黎... ...then Paris...
之后是中国东部的嘉峪关长城 ...then the Jiayuguan Pass in eastern China.
四小时后整个北半球就会变成一个大拼盘 And in four hours the entire northern hemisphere will be one big potluck.
弗林特? Flint?
嘿 爸爸 Hey, Dad.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
我曾试图帮助所有人... Well, I tried to help everybody...
但是却毁掉了一切 ...but instead I ruined everything.
我只是个废物 I'm just a piece of junk.
所以我将自己与所有这些 So I threw myself away.
破烂发明一同抛弃了 Along with all these dumb inventions.
这是垃圾 This is junk.
哦 儿子 听着 当你的船 当船倾斜时... Oh, son. Listen, when your boat is, when it's listing...
如果船不往前走时 你知道... ...and if it's not running, you know...
别担心 爸爸 我知道了 Don't worry, Dad, I get it.
妈妈看错我了 Mom was wrong about me.
我不是一个发明家 I'm not an inventor.
你劝我时 我就不该继续下去的 I should've just quit when you said.
好吧... Well...
下雨时 你得穿上大衣 ...when it rains, you put on a coat.
爸爸 你知道我不明白那个钓鱼的隐喻... Dad, you know I don't understand fishing metapho...
什么? What?
我的实验服 My coat.
来 史蒂夫 我们得抓紧时间了 Come on, Steve. We've got diem to carpe.
下载自杀码 Kill code downloading.
重新设计 虚拟化 Redesigning. Virtualizing.
切割 Cutting.
焊接 锻造 Welding. Forging.
连电线 救助 Wiring. Helping.
测试 Testing.
好的 Yes.
飞车二号 Flying Car 2.
现在有机翼了 Now with wings.
嘿 我曾做过这个奇怪的梦 Hey, I had a weird dream like this once.
我头被通心粉套住了 I have a macaroni on my head.
跑 Run.
学校没喽! No school!
仍没进展 在第三局结束时仍没进展 Still nothing, nothing in the bottom of the third inning.
各位 Everyone.
我想向你们道歉 I want to apologize.
尤其是你 萨姆 Especially to you, Sam.
我有个计划 But I have a plan.
这个闪存里有个自杀码 This flash drive contains a kill code.
我要飞进食物风暴 将它插进机器里 I will fly up into that food storm, plug it into the machine...
将它永远关掉... ...and shut it down forever...
同时你们要撤离这个岛 依靠... ...while you guys evacuate the island, using brea...
全是他的错 抓住他 This is all his fault. Get him.
他在那! 抓住他! There he is! Get him!
抓住弗林特 Get Flint.
来回摇他的车 Let's rock his car back and forth.
嘿! Hey!
我们身处险境都是我们自己造成的 This mess we're in is all our faults.
我 甚至都没保护好我的儿子 Me, I didn't even protect my own son.
听着 我和你们一样都非常生弗林特的气 Look, I'm as mad at Flint as you are.
实际上 他从车里出来时 我就要扇他一巴掌 In fact, when he gets out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face.
我知道是弗林特·洛克伍德制造的食物 I know Flint Lockwood made the food,
但是他不是故意的 but it was made-to-order.
现在我们该为这件事买单了 And now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.
谢谢 厄尔 Thank you, Earl.
对不起 没关系 Sorry. It's okay.
我们造船去吧 好啊 Let's go build some boats. Yeah.
我要造一只船 I'm gonna go build a boat.
我要和你一起去 I'm coming with you.
穿过风暴时 你需要别人为你导航 You're gonna need someone to navigate you through that storm.
我不能让你单独做这件事 I can't let you do this alone.
哦 萨姆 太抱歉了 你在开玩笑吗? Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry. Are you kidding?
我只是觉得我们... 不 Well, I just thought that we... No.
好的 Okay.
你们还需要一个副驾驶 你还是个驾驶员? You are going to need a copilot. You're a pilot too?
是的 我还是个微粒子物理学家 Yes. I am also a particle physicist.
真的? 不 只是个玩笑 Really? No, that was a joke.
我还是个喜剧演员 I am also a comedian.
我们行动吧 我也要去 Let's do this thing. I'm coming too.
布伦特 有我们就够了 Brent, that's okay.
不 那可不行 No, it's not okay.
我从小就一直轻而易举地名利双收 I've been coasting on my fame since I was a baby.
但是这都是些幻影 But it was all just an illusion.
也许到那里我才会知道自己究竟是谁 Maybe up there I'll find out who I really am.
车上已经很挤了 所以... The car's pretty full, so...
好的 Yeah.
布伦特 Brent.
好的 Okay.
好运 儿子 Good luck, son.
史蒂夫 Steve.
豌豆汤雾 Pea-soup fog.
曼尼 打开雨刷 Manny, hit the wipers.
机器周围有大量剧增的胃部沉淀物 There's massive gastro-precipitation accumulated around the machine.
好像机器在... It's almost as if it's...
一个大肉丸里面 Inside a giant meatball.
水从顶部进去... Water goes in the top...
食物飓风从底部出来... ...a food hurricane comes out the bottom.
真高兴我现在穿着尿布 Glad I'm wearing a diaper.
有人点匹萨了吗? Anybody order pizza?
抓紧 Hold on.
匹萨在追我们? The pizza's chasing us?
有意识的食物? 不可能啊 Sentient food? That's impossible.
除非它们的分子结构变异成超级食物 Unless its molecular structure's mutated into super food!
而基因又被改造 使它们自动保护美食天降机 That's been genetically engineered to protect the FLDSMDFR.
匹萨 Pizza.
匹萨 匹萨 匹萨 Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.
差点就丢了 That was close.
我是说 你能想象如果我们把自杀码丢了吗? I mean, can you imagine if we lost this kill code?
蒂姆渔具商店 爸爸 Tim's Tackle Shop. Dad.
你没事 真是太好了 You're okay, great.
我需要帮助 世界的命运就全靠它了 I need a favor. The fate of the world depends on it!
好的 店长 你需要什么? Okay, then, skipper. What do you need?
去我的实验室 打开电脑 给我的手机发一封电邮 Go into my lab, get on my computer and e-mail a file to my cell phone.
好吧 All right.
想让我驾驶吗? 是的 没问题 Want me to drive? Yeah, okay.
你开得比我好多了 You're a lot better than me.
好的 计划是这样的 Okay, here's the plan:
萨姆和我从这个进口进去 Sam and I will enter the meateroid through the intake here...
从这我们可以直接进入美食天降机 ...which should lead us straight to the FLDSMDFR.
曼尼 你和史蒂夫呆在飞机上 别玩喷雾 Manny, you and Steve stay on the plane. Don't spray that.
一旦爸爸把自杀码发过来 我就毁了机器 Once my dad e-mails me the kill code, we'll destroy the machine...
之后在西边的风口会合 就在... ...and rendezvous at the western blowhole in...
世界还有多长时间会毁灭? 二十分钟 How long until the world's destroyed? Twenty minutes.
一定要在那时之前完成 Just before then.
那我呢 布伦特? 我做什么? What about me, Brent? What do I do?
你可以做后座区的主席 You can be president of the back seat.
打开舱门 Deploy hatch.
把车翻过来 走 Car upside down, go.
女士优先? Ladies first?
不要? No?
好吧 All right.
等等我 Wait for me.
不错 好的 我很好 Great. Okay, I'm good.
只要我们没偏离路线 我们就会直接进入... As long as we stay on course, it should be a straight shot to the...
太好了! Yeah!
我们是一个团队 We're a team.
我们降落在某个排气口上了 We've landed here in some kind of exhaust vent.
如果我们走这边 If we go this way,
美食天降机就会在风道的尽头 the Flamidabager should be right down this air shaft.
布伦特 从派里出来 Brent, get out of that pie.
怎么了? What's that?
哦 天啊 Oh, boy.
欢迎 弗林特 Welcome, Flint.
那是油炸油 That's fry oil.
弗林特 有人给你打电话了 Flint, you have a call.
弗林特 有人给你... Flint, you have a...
爸爸 哦 好的 太棒了 Dad. Oh, okay, great.
屏幕上有个写着自杀码的文件 On the screen there's a file marked "kill code. "
什...? 把他拖到电子邮箱窗户界面 Wha...? Move that into my e-mail window...
输入我的名字 点击发送 ...type in my name, and press send.
窗户? 好吧 爸爸... Window? Okay, Dad...
看见那个像一小片纸的东西了吗? ...you see the thing that looks like a little piece of paper?
用鼠标拖拽它 Use the mouse to drag it.
拽它? 拽它 拽它 拽它 Drag it? Drag it. Drag it. Drag it.
知道了? 好的 太好了 好的 太好了 Right? Okay. Great. Okay, great.
它不动啊 It's not dragging.
拽着它在桌面上移动 Drag it across the desktop.
不起作用啊 当然没用! 你知道吗? That didn't do anything. Of course it didn't! You know what?
快 快 快 Go, go, go.
升起船帆 烤那块面包 Hoist those sails. Toast that bread.
快没时间了 We are running out of time.
把它搬出去 快 快 快 Let's move out. Go, go, go.
我们可以的 快 移动它 移动它 We can do it. Come on, move it, move it.
干得好 这就对了 每个人都去码头 Good job. That's what I'm talking about. Everybody head to the docks.
等等 等等 Wait, wait.
我要宣布一件重要的事情 I have an important announcement.
再见 傻瓜们 See you, suckers.
一路顺风 Bon voyage.
用餐愉快 And bon appétit.
卡尔 卡尔文 Cal. Calvin.
卡尔 回来 Cal, get back here.
食物雪崩 卡尔 Foodalanche. Cal.
我不能再失去你了 I'm not gonna lose you again.
宝贝 Baby.
抓紧 卡尔文 Hold on tight, Calvin.
大家都向南走 我们必须走在风暴的前面 Everybody head south. We gotta stay ahead of that storm.
现在做什么? 点"发送" Now what? Just click "send. "
弗林特 美食天降机就在下面 Flint, the Fliminadifiserser's right down there!
爸爸 快 发送 发送 Dad, hurry. Send. Send.
哦 等等 Oh, wait.
爸爸? 爸爸? 能听见我吗? Dad? Dad? Can you hear me?
爸爸? Dad?
嘿 伙计们? Hey, guys?
老天啊 Holy crap balls.
跑 跑 跑 Go, go, go.
我不知道 我觉得它们很可爱 I don't know. I think they're kind of cute.
我是说 这个向我走来并... I mean, this one just walked right up to me and...
他把我吃了 He's got me!
他们吃了布伦特 他们吃了布伦特 They ate Brent. They ate Brent.
爸爸 我现在被吃人烤鸡包围了 Dad, I'm surrounded by man-eating chickens right now.
所以如果要永别的话... So if this is goodbye...
我要谢谢你使我回到正轨 ...thanks for trying to set me straight.
虽然我觉得有些晚了 Figured it out a little late, I guess.
好的 再见 Okay, bye.
爸爸 Dad.
嘿 把电话还给我 Hey, give me that phone back.
布伦特宝宝 Baby Brent?
我不再是布伦特宝宝了 I'm not Baby Brent anymore.
我现在是布伦特神鸡了 I'm Chicken Brent.
我终于为社会做好事了 And I'm finally contributing to society.
灭子绝孙踢 Crotch kick.
现在继续吧 疯狂的孩子 拯救世界 Now go, you crazy kids, and save the world.
你成功了 布伦特神鸡 你真的成功了 You did it, Chicken Brent. You really did it.
走 走 走 Go, go, go.
应该就在这个洞的下面了 It should be right down this hole.
这是个花生脆糖 That's peanut brittle.
如果我们有一人碰了这东西 我们会过敏性休克的 If either one of us touches it, we'll go into anaphylactic shock.
实际上 我对花生并不是完全过敏 Actually, I'm not entirely allergic to peanuts.
我这么说只是为了让你喜欢我 I might have just said that to get you to like me.
你真认为过敏可以让你更有吸引力? So you really thought having allergies would make you more attractive?
小胡子 Mustache.
小胡... Mus...
芝麻百吉饼 嘿 出租车 Sesame bagel. Hey, taxi.
出租车 出租车 Taxi. Taxi.
我要你多放芥末的 I asked for extra mustard.
我是正确的 I was right.
热茶? Hot tea?
他是说热茶吗? Did he say hot tea?
"你们要被一个巨大的玉米压得粉碎" "You are about to be crushed by a giant corn. "
跑啊 Run.
看上去食物风暴不怎么循规蹈矩 It looks like the food storm is following an unusual pattern...
先袭击世界著名的建筑 ...of hitting the world's famous landmarks first...
然后向全球其它地方扩展 ...and is now spreading to the rest of the globe.
什么跟什么啊？ What the what?
快点 伙计们 Hurry up, guys.
在我把电话插进美食天降机 毁了它之后 After I plug my phone into the FLDSMDFR and destroy it...
我会用力拉两下甘草 你再把我拽上来 好吗? ...I'll tug on the licorice twice and you'll pull me back up, okay?
听着不错 Sounds great.
哦 不 Oh, no.
你受伤了 You got cut, didn't you?
只是小小的划伤 It's just a scratch.
布伦特 你得把萨姆送回飞机上 给她打过敏针 Brent, you need to take Sam back to the plane to get her an allergy shot.
等一下 Just a second.
什么? 不 What? No.
放手吧 萨姆 我不能放手 Let go, Sam. I'm not gonna let you go.
弗林特 你要稳稳地落在地上 Flint, you'll be stuck down there.
这并不实际 不 It's not ideal, no.
跟我们一起来 我们再重新开始 Come with us. We'll start over.
我们会住在地下 用培根当衣服 We'll live underground. Use bacon for clothes.
萨姆 那计划可不怎么样 Sam, that's not a very good plan.
我是说我不能失去你 It is if it means I don't have to lose you.
听着 我喜欢你 知道吗？ Look, I like you, okay?
喜欢...喜欢 就像个朋友? Like... Like, as a friend?
不 No.
跟"喜欢你"一样的喜欢你 Like, "like you" like you.
我也是 Me too.
但是 But about you.
再见 萨姆 Goodbye, Sam.
弗林特 不 Flint. No.
抓住 萨姆 Hang on, Sam.
曼尼医生有治你脸的药了 Dr. Manny's got the medicine for your face.
咸菜 Pickles.
甜菜 Beets.
香蕉 Banana.
草莓 Strawberry.
曼尼 我们往那边赶呢 快点 抓紧 萨姆 Manny, we're on our way. Hurry. Hang on, Sam.
我在风口那兜圈呢 I'm circling the blowhole.
吓死了 Scared.
小熊糖 Gummi Bears.
跟我们玩 跟我们玩 吃我们 吃我们 Play with us, play with us. Eat us, eat us.
饿了 Hungry.
饿了 小熊糖 小熊糖 小熊糖 史蒂夫饿了 饿了 Hungry. Gummi Bears. Gummi Bears. Gummi Bears. Steve hungry. Hungry.
史蒂夫饿了 饿了 饿了 饿死了 Steve starving. Hungry. Hungry. Starving.
曼尼 你在哪? Manny. Where are you?
她摸了花生之类的东西 哦 天啊 She touched a peanut or something. Oh, boy.
玉米 Corn.
拿过来 Grabbing.
系绳 投掷 Tying. Throwing.
等待 Waiting.
摆动 Swinging.
抱歉 老朋友 厨房关门了 Sorry, old friend. The kitchen's closed.
什么? Fight the power!
爸爸 Dad.
不 No.
下雨时 你得穿上喷喷鞋做的... When it rains, you put on a coat...
鞋套 ...of Spray-On Shoes.
好的 Yeah.
只是 那边刚才都是鸡 Just... There were chickens...
弗林特在哪? Where's Flint?
不! No!
我知道 孩子 I know, kid.
我知道 I know.
酷 是的 没事了 Cool. Yeah. All right.
弗林特? Flint?
对不起 I'm sorry.
你的儿子是个英雄 Your son was a great man.
史蒂夫 史蒂夫 Steve. Steve.
弗林特 布伦特 Flint. Brent.
弗林特 卡尔 Flint. Cal.
史蒂夫 弗林特 Steve. Flint.
厄尔 弗林特 Earl. Flint.
伙计 史蒂夫 You guy. Steve.
萨姆 Sam.
弗林特 Flint.
萨姆 Sam.
弗林特 弗林特 Flint. Flint.
爸爸 史蒂夫 Dad. Steve.
弗林特 Flint.
听着 当你... 当你抛鱼线时... Look, when you... When you cast your line...
如果扔得不直... ...if it's not straight...
哦 拜托 Oh, for crying out loud.
真为你骄傲 弗林特 I'm proud of you, Flint.
像我这样的普通人 能够成为 I'm amazed that someone as ordinary as me...
像你这样的英雄的父亲 真是太让我高兴了 ...could be the father of someone as extraordinary as you.
你非常有才华 富有创意 You're talented, you're a total original.
你的实验室令人惊叹 And your lab is breathtaking.
你妈妈 她总是相信你会与众不同的 Your mom, she always knew you were going to be special.
她如果现在还活者 她一定会跟我们俩说: And if she were alive today, she'd tell us both:
"我告诉过你的" "I told you so. "
哇 听着 当我摘掉这玩意... Now, look, when I take this thing off...
你听到我说钓鱼的隐喻时 ...and you hear me make a fishing metaphor...
我才知道那个钓鱼隐喻的意思是: ...just know that fishing metaphor means:
我爱我的儿子 I love my son.
我也爱你 爸爸 I love you too, Dad.
那我们怎样了? So where were we?
你本来要亲我的 You were about to kiss me.
那你当时要回亲我吗? Were you gonna kiss me back?
你怎么还没看出来? Why don't you find out?
因为我不想主动之后又被你拒绝了 Because I don't want to go for it and then get shut down again.
吻我 你知道的... Just kiss me. You know...
太棒了 我是只神鸡 Yeah. I'm a chicken.
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真该给自己留条后路的 This was not well thought out.