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‪好爽 Yes!
‪天啊 Oh, shit!
‪天啊 God!
‪好爽 Oh, shit!
‪天啊 Oh! God!
‪-刚才真… -我知道 - That was… - I know.
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‪-你真… -我知道 - You are… - I know.
‪厉害 …so good.
‪我知道 I know.
‪我很厉害 I am so good.
‪我也很厉害 I was pretty good too.
‪对啊 Yeah.
‪但是不如我厉害 But not as good as me.
‪凯特应该没听见吧 You don't think Kate heard, do you?
‪肯定听到了 Oh, definitely.
‪别装作你不爱这样 你很爱出风头 Don't pretend you don't love it. You are an exhibitionist.
‪我没有 I am not!
‪如果小塔·哈特高潮了 If Tully Hart has an orgasm,
‪却没几个人听见 ‪以你的标准都不算叫床了 and five random strangers aren't there to hear it, does it make a sound?
别说得好像只有我是怪人 Don't act like I'm the only weirdo here.
‪威利教授 你才是那个 ‪喜欢跟自己的学生厮混的人 You're the one who gets off sneaking around with your student, Professor Wiley.
你很久以前就不是我学生了 You haven't been my student in a long time.
‪别提醒我 现在都他妈1984年了 ‪我还陷在这个没前途的工作里 Don't remind me. It's 19-fucking-84 and I'm still stuck in this dead-end job.
‪这么多年了 天啊 ‪在我弄死卡罗尔之前弄死我 It's been years. God, kill me before I kill Carol.
‪什么 大家都爱 "卡罗尔动手做" What? Everyone loves "Carol Does It."
‪她永远都不会走的 She is never gonna leave.
‪我永远都不会出镜 I am never gonna get on camera.
‪我想成为一位干劲十足的80年代女性 I'm trying to be a go-getter woman of the '80s
‪但是我的 "干劲" 丝毫不起效 ‪所以我 "十足" 讨厌这个工作 and I'm going exactly nowhere and I'm getting sick of it.
‪也许你只需要换个环境 Maybe you just need a change of scenery.
-‪你考虑过北卡罗来纳州吗 -什么 我为什么要考虑 - Have you considered North Carolina? - What? Why would I?
‪我得到了个工作机会 I got a job offer.
‪北卡罗来纳州大学终身教职 Tenure track. UNC.
‪我去那里教书 I go down there, teach,
‪你和我一起去 ‪你在当地电视台找份工作 you come with me, you get a job in the local station.
‪我们结婚… We get married.
‪生几个孩子 Have a couple kids.
‪你已经有一个孩子了 You already have a kid.
‪她只在夏天和节假日时过来 She'll visit summers and holidays.
‪你会是一个了不起的继母 You'd make a spectacular stepmom.
‪听我说 Come on.
‪你可以在KPOC电视台一事无成… You can go nowhere with KPOC…
‪或者你可以跟我去别的地方 or you can go somewhere else with me.
‪你考虑下 Think about it.
‪醒醒啦 Wakey-wakey!
‪-走开 凯特在睡觉 -我爱出风头吗 - Ugh. Go away. Kate is sleeping. - Am I an exhibitionist?
‪不啊 你只是做什么事情都要别人注意到 No, you just don't like doing anything without an audience.
‪根本不是这样 Ha! That is not even true.
‪查德 Oh, Chad! Oh, Chad!
-查德 -‪别嫉妒 - Chad! - Don't be jealous.
说得好像我会嫉妒你和查德·威利 Like I would ever be jealous of you and Chad Wiley.
‪别来这套了 Oh, not this again.
‪他是个对学生下手的变态 He's a creep who preys on students.
‪-就一个学生 -我确定你不是首个 - One student. - I'm sure you were not the first one.
‪不是他对我下手 我才是捕食者 And he didn't prey on me. I was the aggressor.
‪泪水 分手 发神经 ‪还有震耳欲聋的和好性爱 It's the tears, the breakups, the drama, the ear-splitting makeup sex.
‪-我们的关系是很有激情的 -注定要失败的 不正常的 - We have a very passionate relationship. - Doomed and dysfunctional.
‪他让我搬到北卡罗来纳州 ‪和他生孩子 He asked me to move to North Carolina and have his babies.
‪听起来… Oh, well, that sounds like...
‪总好过留在这里给卡罗尔端咖啡 Better than staying here and fetching coffee for Carol
‪天知道还要给她端上多少年 for the next God knows how long.
‪我不再年轻了 查德爱我 I'm not getting any younger, and Chad loves me.
‪你们在一起的一半时间都在分手 Half the time you guys are together you're breaking up.
‪另一半的时间相当愉快 The other half is pretty great.
‪愉快到你想抛下所有梦想 ‪追随他的脚步 So great that you want to put all your dreams aside and go follow him?
‪也许是时候开始新梦想了 Maybe it's time for new dreams.
‪约翰尼今天从萨尔瓦多回家 Johnny's coming home today from El Salvador.
‪是 没错 Oh. Yeah, that's right.
-‪已经六周了 你紧张吗 -我为什么要紧张 - It's been like six weeks. You nervous? - Why would I be nervous?
‪裙子真好看 新的吗 Nice dress. Is it new?
‪不是特别新 Oh, not especially.
‪上边还挂着标签呢 The tag's still on it.
‪你很漂亮 凯蒂 You look great, Katie.
‪我不是穿给他看的 I am not wearing it for him.
‪我知道 我就是说一下 I know. I'm just saying.
‪好吧 但是我不… Yeah, but I didn't...
‪我才没有在取悦约翰尼·莱恩呢 I do not care about impressing Johnny Ryan.
‪我相信你 I believe you.
‪我现在和马特在一起 I'm with Mutt now.
‪确实 For sure.
‪我很开心 你知道吗 也是时候了 And I'm happy. And you know what? It is about damn time.
‪我同意 马特很好 Dig it. Mutt is great.
‪他是个接吻高手 And he is a phenomenal kisser.
‪他闻起来异常清新… And he smells, like, surprisingly fresh...
‪就像暴风雨中的木屑香 like wood chips in a rainstorm.
‪我等下一定要闻闻他 Ooh, I gotta smell him later.
‪他的体毛很浓密 但是我喜欢 ‪他荷尔蒙爆棚 And he's hairy, but I like it. Like, he's like a man, you know.
‪性感的楚巴卡 火辣的雪怪 Sexy Chewbacca. A hot yeti.
‪他就像伐木工人 但是很温柔 Like a lumberjack, but gentle.
‪他很善良 把我看作女神 And he's kind. I mean, he treats me like a goddess.
雪怪爱慕你 That yeti adores you.
‪真不敢相信 ‪我苦等了约翰尼莱恩两年 Can't believe I was pining for Johnny Ryan for two years
‪而马特就在我眼皮底下 when Mutt was just right under my nose.
‪闻起来像木屑 Smelling like wood chips.
‪天啊 如果你们结婚了 ‪你就必须要用双姓了 Oh, my God, if you guys get married, you have to hyphenate your name.
‪凯特穆拉基-穆托波利斯 天啊 Kate Mularkey-Muttopolis. Oh, God.
天啊 Oh, God.
‪穆拉基-穆托波利斯 这太扯了 Mularkey-Muttopolis. It's genius!
‪穿衣服去 我们要迟到了 Get dressed. We're gonna be late.
‪小塔 Tully!
‪醒醒 我们要迟到了 ‪你的预约是在一个半小时后 Wake up! We're gonna be late. Your appointment is in half an hour.
‪我的预约是在七天后 My appointment is in seven days.
‪不是的 我亲自预约的 No, I made it myself.
‪不是的 我推迟了 No, and I postponed it.
‪你不能老是这样 You can't keep doing this.
‪你怀孕了 我知道你不想面对 You are pregnant. I know you don't want to deal,
‪但逃避不是处理的方法 but not dealing is not how we're gonna deal.
‪我完全打算面对 I fully plan to deal with it…
‪改天再说 现在别烦我了 some other time. Now get off my back.
‪麦克斯说什么 What does Max say?
‪他说无论我想怎样… He says… …whatever I want…
他都支持 he'll support.
‪我的身体我做主 My body, my choice.
‪-诸如此类的废话 -很好 这孩子说得对 - Yada yada. All that crap. - Good. Kid's got it right.
‪与此同时 他还热泪盈眶 非常高兴 Meanwhile, he's all misty-eyed and happy.
‪那天 他真的托起了我的肚子 ‪就很… The other day, he literally cupped my belly. It was...
我差点打他 I almost smacked him.
‪-太温馨了 -太诡异了 - That is so sweet. - It's weird.
‪他太贴心 太支持我了 He's being too nice, too supportive.
‪-我不相信 -因为你就是神经兮兮的 - I don't trust it. - Because you need there to be drama.
‪有没有可能 ‪你终于爱上了一个好男人呢 Is it possible you finally fell for a nice guy?
‪或者他只是看上了我的钱 Or he's just looking to cash in.
‪你这么想 Ugh. You think?
‪他都30岁了 还在和室友住 你想想吧 Well, he's 30 years old, still has a roommate. Think about it.
‪把一个名女人的肚子搞大 ‪一辈子衣食无忧 搞定 Knock up the famous lady, get set for life. Ka-ching!
‪或者他只是很喜欢你 而且想当爸爸 Or he just really likes you and wants to be a dad.
‪不太可能 Doubtful.
‪人人都为自己 穆拉基 Everyone's got an angle, Mularkey.
‪不管怎样 我们明天要见面 Anyway, we're supposed to get together tomorrow,
‪谈谈所有的事情 做一些决定 talk about everything, make some decisions.
‪很好 Great!
‪金伯的采访怎么样 Oh, what's going on with the Kimber interview?
‪我上封面了吗 Did I make the cover?
‪我还不知道 你了解金伯的 Ah. I don't know yet. You know Kimber,
‪她不喜欢透露自己正在创作中的文章 she doesn't like to reveal her works in progress.
‪-她说这会带来霉运 -那你至少看了照片吧 - She says it's bad luck. - Well, have you at least seen the photos?
‪说实话 我看起来肿吗 Tell the truth, do I look puffy?
‪那些照片很美 你光彩照人 They're gorgeous. You are glowing.
‪我能感觉到自己在膨胀… I can feel myself expanding.
‪就像微波炉里的棉花软糖 Like a marshmallow in a microwave.
‪你疯了 你看着一点变化都没有 You're crazy. You look exactly the same.
‪我的天啊 Oh, my God!
‪这可是我的宽松裤 These are my fat pants.
‪我就说嘛 你穿上这条牛仔裤 ‪太迷人了 I told you. I told you, I told you. You are a fox in those jeans.
‪我妈妈不喜欢这条裤子 My mom hates them.
‪她说它只会变脏 She says that they're just gonna get dirty.
‪听说过洗衣机吗 Ever heard of a washing machine?
‪"没有牛仔裤值六周的零花钱 ‪凯瑟琳·穆拉基" "No jeans are worth six weeks' allowance, Kathleen Mularkey."
‪好吧 除了这一条 Yeah, except for those.
你看起来像苏珊·黛 You look like Susan Dey.
‪你走过的时候 我看见乔希·迈耶 ‪痴痴地看着你 You know, I saw Josh Meyer drooling over you when you walked by.
‪-不是吧 -我真的看见了 - You did not. - I did so!
‪他都快勃起了 He practically had a boner.
‪真的吗 Really?
‪天啊 Oh, shit!
‪怎么了 是草吗 What? Oh. no, is it grass?
我就知道 ‪不该穿这条裤子坐在地里 I knew I shouldn't have sat on that field.
‪我的天啊 Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
‪天啊 小塔 我觉得我在出血 Oh, my God, Tully. Tully. Tully! I think I'm hemorrhaging.
‪-我需要马上看医生 -只是你的例假而已 - I need a doctor right now. - It's just your period.
‪对啊 Right.
‪当然 Duh.
‪这是你第一次来吗 Oh, is it your first one?
‪不是 No.
‪是的 Yeah.
‪恭喜你 你现在成为女人了 Congratulations, you're a woman now!
‪-我要做什么 -我们需要庆祝一下 - What am I gonna do? - We need to celebrate.
‪不 我要怎么从这个卫生间出去 No. No, I mean, how am I gonna get out of this bathroom?
‪这是我们的第一期 "闺蜜时刻" 海滨别墅赠品 This is our first Girlfriend Hour Beach House Giveaway!
‪获胜者是… And the winner is...
我必须要从过道上 ‪跳舞下来吗 Do I have to dance down the aisle?
‪感觉像是我在模仿艾伦 It just feels like I'm trying to be Ellen.
‪约翰尼 你好 制片人先生 ‪你能注意一下我吗 Johnny? Hello? Mister Producer, can we have some attention here?
‪对不起 你还记得我的摄影师朋友曼多吗 Sorry. You remember my friend Mando, the photographer?
‪他刚从伊拉克回来 从西雅图路过 He's just back from Iraq. He's passing through Seattle.
‪我想我们可以尽量见个面 ‪在我走之前征求些建议 Thought we might try and get together. Get some advice before I go.
‪我很高兴你找到了新工作 I'm really happy for you that you have a new job,
‪但你还要在这里工作一个月 but you still work here for another month.
‪我还在付钱让你制作我的节目 I'm still paying you to produce my show.
‪-收到 上司 -我们要从头开始吗 - Roger that, boss. - Should we take it from the top?
‪-好啊 -很好 - I would love to. - Great.
‪这是我们的第一期 "闺蜜时刻" 海滨别墅赠品 获… This is our first Girlfriend Hour Beach House Giveaway! And the...
‪我们还得封闭排练 小塔 Hey! We still have to block for camera, Tully.
‪大厅里挤满了等着进来的粉丝 There is a lobby full of fans waiting to get in here.
‪等你上心的时候 发封邮件给我 Yeah, email me when you give a shit.
‪全体休息五分钟 Everyone take five.
‪特维斯 我是凯特 你好吗 Hey, Travis, it's Kate. What's up?
‪特维斯 很抱歉我一直没跟你联系 Travis, I'm so sorry I have not been in touch.
‪我一直都在回避你 I've just been avoiding you.
‪我很抱歉我前夫打了你 I am so sorry that my estranged husband punched you
‪由于我们的精神出轨 because of our emotional affair.
‪我做了个关于你的春梦 I had a sex dream about you,
‪我希望我们或许可以让它成真 and I was hoping that maybe we can make it come true.
‪嗨 我是特维斯 Hi, this is Travis.
‪喂 我是特维斯 Hello? This is Travis here.
‪该死 Shit!
‪喂 Hello?
‪不是的 我刚刚确实打给你了 ‪我的电话那会儿出了毛病 Yeah, no, I did just call you. Something was just wrong with the phone.
‪我想联系你一下 ‪看看你想不想… 聚聚 I thought I'd reach out and see if maybe you… wanted to hang?
‪我是凯特 凯特·穆拉基 It's Kate. Kate Mularkey.
‪不是 这是我的工作电话 是的 No, this is my work phone. Yeah.
‪没有 我只是保持低调 ‪想躲开绯闻风暴 Nope, just been laying low trying to ride out the gossip storm.
‪我敢肯定学校大多数人‪都在谈我们空穴来风的 I'm sure most of the school's talking about our affair
‪风流韵事 对吧 and we never even got to have it. Right?
‪总之 Um, anyway…
‪我只是想知道 你想不想明天聚聚 I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to get together tomorrow.
‪孩子们要去参加 ‪夜间青年科学家之旅 而且… The kids are going to be away at that overnight young scientists trip and...
‪你想来吗 看 "美国偶像" Do you wanna come over? Watch American Idol?
‪好吗 太好了 好 好的 Yeah? Great! That's cool. Okay.
‪很期待见到你 好的 I-I look forward to seeing you. Okay.
‪保持湿润别缺水哦 特维 Keep it moist, Trav.
‪"保持湿润" "Keep it moist"?
‪我要约会了 I have a date.
‪马特 天呐 真漂亮 Mutt! Oh, my God, those are gorgeous.
‪它们在你的美丽面前黯然失色 They pale beside your beauty.
‪这是件新裙子吗 Is that a new dress?
‪不是的 这是… 这是件旧裙子 Oh, no, this is... It's old.
‪-太好看了 你打扮得真漂亮 -我可没有 - It's really nice! You're all dressed up. - I'm not.
‪为我们的约会准备的 I assume for our date?
‪是的 没错 Y-Yes! Right, exactly!
‪我为今晚的约会精心打扮了一番 ‪所以我穿上了这件裙子 I'm all dressed up for our date later tonight. That's why I put this on.
‪你的头发造型真好看 ‪我要拍张照 You did your hair all pretty. I gotta get a shot of this.
等等 来吧 Hang on. Here we go.
‪很好 好 不错 Oh, great. Yes. Yeah.
‪-你好吗 兄弟 -不错 ‪等等 看这里 很好 - Hey, what's up? Hey, mate. - Oh, yeah. Wait, over here. Yeah.
‪约翰尼 Johnny.
‪瞧瞧他 这表情不错 Look at him. There's a picture.
‪-嗨 -嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
‪-你回来了 -你看着真糟 - You're back. - You look awful.
‪谢谢你 马特 Thanks, Mutt.
‪把包给我把 我去给你倒杯咖啡 Here, I'll get you some coffee.
‪-马上就来 -谢谢你 伙计 - Be right back. - Thanks, bud.
‪你饿了吗 Are you hungry?
‪你在那家店买的汤让我魂牵梦萦 I've been dreaming about the soup from that place that you go to.
‪我猜到了 在你的办公桌上放着呢 I had a feeling. It's on your desk.
‪天啊 我真想亲亲你 Oh, my God. I could kiss you.
‪你的旅行怎么样 How was your trip?
‪其实我想回头跟你聊一些事 I actually wanted to talk to you about a few things, when you get a chance.
‪现在别了 Not... Not now.
‪我被开除了 Am I fired?
‪不是 No!
‪只是我在旅途中经常想起你 I just, uh, I thought about you, a lot, on my... on my trip.
‪-是吗 -是吗 - You did? - You did?
‪对啊 我想你们所有人 Yeah! Yeah, well, I thought about all you guys.
‪我很想念你们这帮家伙 是吧 I missed you, the gang. Huh?
‪我们也很想你 伙计 没你就不一样了 We missed you too, man. Just wasn't the same without you.
对吗 凯蒂 Right, Katie?
是的 ‪感觉你离开了很久 Yeah. It feels like you've been gone forever.
‪-情况变了很多 -很明显 - A lot has changed. - Apparently.
‪开什么玩笑 还是老样子 ‪一切都还是那么糟心 Are you kidding? Nothing's changed. Everything's exactly the same shitty shit.
‪他回来了 而且还正是时候 He's back! And about time.
‪-我们需要谈谈 -好的 - We need to talk. - Okay.
‪小塔 我的咖啡呢 Tully, where's my coffee?
‪可能在咖啡壶里 太太 Probably in the coffee pot, ma'am.
‪你去给我端一杯如何 Then how 'bout you go fetch me some? Hmm?
‪好的 太太 Yes, ma'am.
‪你知道她讨厌你叫她太太 You know she hates it when you call her "ma'am."
‪我知道 那也比女魔头好听多了 I know. Better than "demon bitch."
那个女孩态度有问题 That girl has always had an attitude problem,
你不在的时候 她愈发变本加厉 but it has gone sharply downhill in your absence.
‪-她只是在做自己 -不是的 更糟糕 - She's just being Tully. - Oh, no, it's worse.
‪她就像是在盼着被解雇 It's like she's asking to be fired.
‪而且 我非常肯定马特和凯特 ‪在你的办公桌上做爱了 Also, I'm pretty sure Mutt and Kate had sex on your desk.
‪我是这么听说的 他们俩如胶似漆 That's what I've heard. They're all over each other.
‪太不体面了 It's unseemly.
‪你错过了很多 You've missed so much.
‪很多期好看的 "卡罗尔来试用" ‪我可以毫不夸张地说 So many great "Carol Tries It," if I do say so.
‪我需要你过一下今天的计划 ‪我们要去摘苹果 I need you to go over the plans for today. We're going apple picking!
‪真让人兴奋 - Mmm. - Exciting stuff.
‪你知道的 我曾当选为苹果园小姐 You do know that I was Miss Apple Orchard.
‪我知道 I do.
‪你当然知道 Of course you do.
‪嗨 兄弟 Hey, man.
‪-我们今晚早点走可以吗 -我们 - Is it cool if we leave early tonight? - We?
‪我和我女朋友凯特 Me and my lady, Kate.
‪我们要去看尖端艺术家 ‪杰西卡·塔利斯曼 We're going to see this cutting-edge artist, Jessica Talisman.
‪她是女权主义的煽动者 She's this feminist provocateur.
‪她用卫生棉条作画 ‪然后扔向观众 简直太精彩了 She paints with tampons and chucks 'em at the audience. It's fucking rad.
‪这么说你和凯特在约会了 So you and Kate, uh, you guys are, um, dating now?
‪我生命里最美好的两个星期 ‪我准备好求婚了 Best two weeks of my life! I'm ready to propose.
‪还没有 大概再过六个月吧 ‪如果我俩对彼此还有感觉 Well, not really. Maybe in like six months or so, if we're both still feeling it.
‪以防万一 我准备好了我妈的戒指 I got my mom's ring on deck just in case.
‪办公室里有传言说你和凯特… Hey, there's an office rumor going around that you and Kate…
‪在我的办公桌上 on my desk?
‪怎么可能呢 办公桌硬邦邦的 How would that even work? A desk has no give.
‪我习惯在床上 I'm a bed man.
万不得已 也要用吊床 ‪最起码我需要个睡袋 In a pinch, hammock man. Minimum, I need a sleeping bag.
‪很好 不好意思 我得问一下 Cool. Sorry, had to ask.
‪另外 我们还没有做过呢 Plus, we haven't even done it yet.
‪我很荣幸大家觉得我是种马 I'm flattered that people think I'm such a stud.
‪-我卷入过的最棒的办公室谣言 -好吧 - Best office rumor I've been a part of. - Okay…
‪萨尔瓦多怎么样 那里的局势很紧张 So, how was El Salvador, man? Shit's pretty intense down there.
‪对 很紧张 Yeah. Intense.
‪你去看的那个人怎么样了 ‪那个牧师 或是神父… Yeah. What about that dude you were visiting, the priest? Father...
‪雷蒙 Ramon.
‪他死了 He's dead.
‪我们在一个检查站被拦下了 ‪准军事人员开枪打死了他 We got stopped at a checkpoint. Paramilitary guards shot him,
‪还把他的尸体丢在了一个‪满是异见者的乱葬岗里 and dumped his body in a mass grave full of other dissidents.
‪天啊 Holy shit.
‪我要给电视台经理打电话 ‪往那里派一批人 I'm about to call the station manager. Get a crew down there.
‪我们必须报道这个新闻 伙计 ‪人们需要知道正在发生什么 We have to tell this story, man. People need to know what's happening.
‪算我一个 我去拿护照 I'm in. I'll get my passport.
‪对啊 伙计 随便吧 你真是够贱的 Yes. Dude, whatever. You are such a whore.
‪爱死你了 婊子 Fucking love you, bitch.
‪简直是神之甘露 你最棒了 Nectar of the gods. You rock.
‪小塔·哈特的文章怎么样了 How's the, um, Tully Hart article?
‪简直太精彩了 绝对的杰作 太棒了 It is fucking fantastic. It is a goddamn masterpiece. It is so good
‪棒到我想把它用作我的交友资料 I want to use it as my dating profile.
‪开玩笑的 窝囊废才会去网上交友 Just kidding. Online dating's for losers.
‪-我能读一读吗 -等我写好之后 没耐心小姐 - Can I read it? - When it's ready, Miss Impatience.
‪还要略微做些改动 There's still a few tweaks to make, but seriously,
‪但说真的 你帮我安排了这个采访 ‪帮了我很大的忙 you did me such a solid by getting me that interview.
‪我开心死了 所以出去帮了你个大忙 I am so happy that I went out and did you a solid.
‪我为你争取到了一篇文章 ‪算是感谢你了 I got you an article, as a thank you.
‪等等 真的吗 署我自己的名 Wait, seriously? My own byline?
‪上司一副这个样子 "绝对不行" The boss was all like, "No fucking way."
‪"她是个家庭主妇 现在就端个咖啡" "She's a housewife and she gets coffee now,
"‪她不从事这个行业太久了" and she's been out of the industry way too long."
‪但随后我就说 "凯特是最棒的" But then I was like, "Kate is the best."
‪"如果你不给她这个机会" "If you don't give her this chance,
“‪我就向全世界揭露你隐秘的可卡因问题" I am going to tell the world about your secret cocaine problem."
开玩笑的 我不用说到这个份上 Not really. I didn't have to go there.
‪但是他同意了 ‪所以趁他还没改主意 快去创作吧 But he said yes! So, go and write it before he changes his mind.
‪太好了 谢谢 但我要写什么呢 Great! Thank you! But what am I writing about?
‪你一直推销的关于老姑娘的东西 The thing you're always pitching about old chicks.
‪经历婚姻和职业变化的 ‪40岁以上的女人 Oh, women over 40 going through marriage and career changes.
‪对 所有那些更年期的废话 Yeah, all that menopausal crap.
‪两天后 写好1200字 ‪放在我的办公桌上 I want 1200 words on my desk in two days,
‪快回家去妙笔生风吧 我的宠臣 so go home and write like the wind, my minion.
‪谢谢 Thank you!
‪我们可以派个三人小组去 吉姆 We can do it with a three-person crew, Jim.
‪我已经算过经费了 I've run the numbers.
‪好 好的 我等你 Yep, okay. I'll hold.
‪-大家都在面包车里等你 -好的 - Everybody's waiting in the van. - Okay.
‪卡罗尔快把我逼疯了 Carol is driving me insane.
‪自从你走了 她就失控了 ‪她以为自己是芭芭拉·沃尔特斯 Ever since you left, she's out of control. She thinks she's Barbara fucking Walters.
‪做什么摘苹果的节目 笑话 Doing a story on apple picking. It's a joke.
‪是的 我等着呢 好 我马上就到 Yes. I'll keep holding. Yeah, I'll be down in a sec.
‪我真的受够了听她胡乱差遣了 I am seriously sick of doing her bullshit bidding.
‪你是指你的工作吗 小塔 ‪你受够了尽到自己的工作职责 You mean your job, Tully? You're sick of doing your job?
‪吉姆 是的 我还在 Jim, yes, still here.
‪因为他们正在以政治信仰为由 ‪将人们扔进乱葬岗里 Because they're throwing people into mass graves for their political beliefs.
‪这和我们的演示无关 ‪你他妈在跟我开玩笑吗 Not relevant to our demo. Are you... Are you fucking kidding me?
‪没错 我非常生气 吉姆 You're damn right I'm upset, Jim.
‪我以为你… I thought you...
‪我还以为你重视新闻 I thought you cared about news.
‪真的吗 Really?
‪好吧 可以 Okay. Yeah.
‪可以 你再回给我 Yeah, you call me back.
‪天啊 不是吧 预备铃响了 ‪我不能再迟到了 小塔 Oh, my God! No, that's the warning bell! I can't get another tardy, Tully.
‪天啊 谁还在乎迟到啊 ‪你现在是个女人了 God, who cares about tardies? You're a woman now.
‪这真是个噩梦 我出不去了 ‪我就住在卫生间里了 This is a nightmare. I can never leave. I live in the bathroom now.
‪把你的裤子脱下来 Take off your pants.
‪你想让我穿着带血的内裤穿过走廊 You and me to walk down the hall in my bloody underwear
‪而且里面还塞着卫生纸 with toilet paper shoved in it?
‪不是的 你可以穿我的 No. You can wear mine.
‪-那你穿什么 -我穿的是裙子 你要不要穿 - Well, what are you gonna wear? - I'm wearing a dress. Would you take them?
‪你那也不是裙子啊 That's not a dress.
‪现在是了 It is now.
‪是不是 See?
‪我非常喜欢这个造型 ‪我想我可能会掀起一股风潮 You know, I'm totally digging this look. I think I might start a trend.
‪天啊 Oh, God.
‪该死 Damn it.
‪我不想加入女人的行列 I want no part of being a woman.
‪我大姨妈来早了 My Aunt Flo came early.
‪是不是很好看 像艺术品 Isn't it pretty? Like art.
‪有事吗 玛妮 Hmm. What's up, Marnie?
‪真恶心 Gross.
我们周六都要去杰西家碰面 Uh, so, we're all meeting at Jessie's on Saturday.
‪她从她爸妈那里偷了很多红酒 She swiped a bunch of wine from her parents.
‪我不能去 我和凯特约好了 I can't. I have plans with Kate.
‪好吧 你和穆拉基怎么回事 Okay, what is the deal with you and Mularkey?
‪这是官方的慈善活动吗 ‪就像给怪胎找朋友那样 Is it like an official charity thing, you know, like Friends for Freaks?
‪那你就是我的第一个任务了 Then you would have been my first assignment.
‪嗨 凯特 我很喜欢你的眼镜 Hi, Kate. Oh, I love your glasses.
‪我的姑姥姥伯莎也有一副一样的 My great-aunt Bertha has the same pair.
‪真的吗 你姑姥姥伯莎听起来很火辣 Really? Your great-aunt Bertha sounds hot.
‪我家凯特戴着很性感 My Kate looks like a fox in them.
‪再见 玛妮 保持真我哦 Oh, bye, Marnie. Stay real.
‪天啊 玛妮也太欠揍了 God, Marnie's such a bitch-face!
‪我们做了六年最好的朋友 We were best friends for six years,
‪然后她变酷了 就假装我们从不认识 until she got cool. Pretended we never met.
‪正相反 你才是酷的那个 Opposite. You are the cool one.
‪天啊 我铁定迟到了 ‪我要怎么跟弗兰克尔老师说 Oh, my God, I'm so late. What am I gonna tell Mr. Frankel?
‪什么也不说 Nothing.
‪-我们要走了 -什么 - We're leaving. - What?
‪你很酷 凯特穆拉基 You are cool, Kate Mularkey.
‪酷到你要和我偷偷早退 So cool that you're sneaking out early with me.
‪因为人生苦短 今天你成为女人了 Because life is short, and today you are a woman.
‪你不需要学什么八年级的破玩意 You don't need this eighth-grade shit.
‪我们去庆祝吧 Let's celebrate.
‪走吧 Come on.
‪我是女人了 I am woman!
‪听我怒吼 Hear me roar!
‪曼多 你这是为了帮我去伊拉克‪做好准备 Mando, this is supposed to prepare me for Iraq?
‪是的 Yep.
‪我还以为你只会拍照片 I thought you only shot pictures.
‪我讨厌枪 I hate guns.
‪随便吧 Whatever.
‪我们不能去酒吧吗 Can't we just go to a bar or something?
‪你不知道那里的情况 You don't know what it's like over there.
‪你现在有家室 ‪你要想想你是不是真想… You're a family man now. You should think about whether you really want to...
‪我必须去 我上次没有报道出来 I have to. I didn't get the story out the last time.
‪我让他失望了 I let him down.
‪天啊 这和雷蒙有关 Jesus. This about Ramon?
‪都这么久了 约翰尼 That was a long time ago, Johnny.
报 社
‪这和报道有关 It's about the story.
‪我们想对抗战争 ‪但是我们不想了解它们 We want to fight wars, but we don't want to know about 'em.
‪我想把雷蒙的故事报道出去 ‪但是我没能成功 I tried to get Ramon's story out there. I failed.
‪现在我又有机会将真相大白于天下 Now I have another shot to tell the world what is really happening.
‪我不要再失败了 I'm not gonna fail again.
‪首次采摘的最优质苹果… Now, where is the best apple…
‪在哪里呢 …for the first pick?
‪要不别穿高跟鞋了 要不架个梯子 Maybe no heels? Maybe a ladder?
‪再高点 小塔 再拿几个板条箱 Higher. Tully, more crates.
‪你在逗我玩吧 You've got to be kidding me.
‪马特的面包车旁还有板条箱 ‪快去拿 快点 Mutt has more crates over by the van. Run! Now!
‪我恨苹果 Oh, I hate apples!
‪梯子会更稳一些 A ladder'd be more stable.
这样更‪有乡土气息 好吗 The crates are folksy. Okay?
乡土气 Folksy.
‪我们要试拍一条吗 Should we try one?
‪约翰尼今天早上无缘无故吼我 Johnny yelled at me this morning for no reason.
‪我差这么点就辞职了 I am this close to quitting.
‪我们要拍吗 Should we roll?
‪约翰尼 Johnny?
‪好的 开拍吧 Okay, let's roll it.
‪好的 Okay.
‪嗨 我是卡罗尔·曼苏尔 Hi, I'm Carol Mansour.
‪之前 我曾被选为 ‪华盛顿州的苹果女王 Once upon a time, I was picked as Washington State's Apple Queen,
‪很高的荣誉 a very high honor.
‪在华盛顿州 苹果采摘季 ‪再次迎来了黄金时期 Apple picking season is once again in full bloom here in Washington State.
‪气味 味道 寻找最佳的采摘选择 The smell, the taste, the search for the perfect pick.
‪但它有听起来的那么神奇吗 But is it as magical as it sounds?
‪我们试一下 Let's try it.
‪我要为矮胖子祈祷吗 Should I pray for Humpty Dumpty?
‪我够到了 I've got it!
‪天啊 卡罗尔 Oh, my God! Carol!
‪-天啊 -我没够到 - Oh, my God. - I don't got it.
‪-卡罗尔 你没事吧 -我的腿 - Carol? Are you okay? - Ow. My leg.
‪该死 Oh, shit.
‪-好的 小心脚下 -好的 - All right, watch your step. - Okay.
‪下来吧 There you go.
‪-我喜欢眼罩 -是吗 - I like the blindfold. - Yeah?
‪是的 很变态 Yeah, it's kinky.
‪我们早该来次性爱约会了 We are long overdue for a sex date.
‪-是吗 -对啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
‪我有个问题 Uh, one question.
‪你要带我去我被最终处决的现场吗 Are you leading me to the scene of my eventual murder?
‪-看来你真的不信任我 是吗 -我信任你… 算是吧 - You really don't trust me, do you? - I trust you… ish.
‪我戴着眼罩呢 所以我必须信任你 I mean, I'm wearing the blindfold, so I must.
‪你不信任我也没关系 ‪如果你仔细想想 你确实不了解我 It's okay not to trust me. You really don't know me if you think about it.
‪像你这样的人 必须要小心 And people like you, they need to be careful.
‪再强调一遍 我都戴上眼罩了 ‪已经够不小心了 Again, wearing the blindfold. Not careful.
‪因为你不计后果 ‪而且你有自我毁灭的倾向 'Cause you are reckless and you've got a little self-destructive streak.
‪很好 所以这是个 ‪变态性心理分析约会 Great. So, this is a kinky sex psychoanalysis date.
‪我们这次见面的主要目的 ‪不应该是讨论我们的未来吗 Wasn't this whole thing supposed to be us discussing our future or whatnot?
‪做一些决定 关于… Making some decisions about…
‪一些事情 stuff?
‪-你是说孩子吗 -对 就是这个 - You mean the baby? Uh-huh. - Yeah, that.
‪首先 我觉得我们要先绕个路 Well, first, I thought we'd take a detour.
‪增进一下对彼此的了解 Get to know each other better.
‪-准备好了吗 -好了 - Are you ready? - Yes!
‪好的 Okay.
‪欢迎来到布洛迪家族 ‪秋季苹果榨汁节 Welcome to the Brody Family Fall Cider Press Fest.
‪我要见你的家人 I'm meeting your family?
‪惊喜吧 Surprise!
‪天啊 还不如把我处决掉呢 Oh, my God. The murder would have been better.
‪-各位 大家好 -嗨 - Hey, guys. How y'all doin'? - Hi.
‪麦克西 Maxie!
‪-妈妈 你好 -嗨 亲爱的 - Mom! How are you? - Hi, my love!
‪裙子真漂亮 Beautiful dress.
‪-谢谢 你太瘦了 -我没时间吃饭 我太忙了 - Thank you. You look skinny. - I don't have time to eat. I'm busy.
‪这就是那位吗 她的鞋可真不错 Is this her? What's up with the shoes?
‪我告诉过你 她很… I told you she was…
‪精致 fancy.
‪-好吧 Okay.
-我都不知道你会两种语言 Didn't realize you were bilingual.
‪我有一半的哥伦比亚血统 ‪其实 我小时候会去那里过夏天 Yeah, half Colombian. Actually, I spent my summers down there when I was a kid.
‪好了 小塔 这是我母亲 ‪妈妈 这是小塔 All right, so, Tully, this is my mother. Mom, this is… this is Tully.
‪-很高兴见到你 布洛迪太太 -叫我佩德拉萨就可以 - It's so nice to meet you, Mrs. Brody. - It's Pedraza, actually.
‪佩德拉萨医生 ‪但是你可以叫我伊莎贝尔 Dr. Pedraza, but you can call me Isabel.
‪非常高兴见到你 伊莎贝尔 Well, it is so nice to meet you, Isabel.
‪我也很高兴见到你 他经常提到你 Nice to meet you, too. He talks about you a lot.
‪我听说你是在酒吧里钓到他的 - Hmm. - I hear you picked him up at a bar.
‪你喜欢苹果酒吗 我带你看看 You like apple cider? I'll show you something.
-混蛋 嘿 -老弟 你怎么样啊 - Cabrón. Hey! - Hermano. Cómo estás?
见到你真是太好了 Qué bueno verte.
‪啊 你这混小子 Ah, you asshole.
‪你这样的家伙怎么就‪跟这么优秀的女人在一起了 How does a guy like you end up with a woman like that?
‪小塔 这是我哥哥马克 This is my brother, Mark.
‪-嗨 -马克 这是小塔 - Hi. - Mark, Tully.
‪他更成功的哥哥 His older, more successful brother.
‪这是我妹妹霍普 Viejo, eso sí. This is my sister, Hope.
‪我以前经常看你的节目 ‪但现在我看 "艾伦秀" I used to watch your show, but I watch Ellen now.
‪-没关系 -你真好看 - Well, that's okay. - You look pretty.
‪我知道他为什么爱上你了 I see why he's in love with you.
‪我不记得我说过任何关于… Hey, hey, hey… I don't remember saying anything about...
‪我喜欢你的鞋 多少钱 I like your shoes. How much did they cost?
‪这是莫尼·伯拉尼克牌的 Those are Manolo Blahniks.
‪你女朋友穿着一双400美元的鞋 Your girlfriend's wearing $400 shoes.
‪-我看 "欲望都市" -你多大了 - I watch Sex and the City. - How old are you?
‪麦克西总是钟情于年长的女性 Maxie's always had a thing for older women.
‪还记得那次他邀请我们的邻居 ‪去毕业舞会吗 她都35岁了 Remember that time he asked our neighbor to prom? She was like 35.
‪贝姬就败在了年龄上 That was the problem with Becky.
‪他前妻太年轻了 比你年轻不少 His wife was too young. A lot younger than you.
-‪我觉得我们让她有些应接不暇 -你们要来玩吗 - I think we might be overwhelming her. - Hey, you gonna play?
‪-你们一定要玩 -我们忘了 - You gotta play. - We forgot.
‪-我们还有别的安排 -她肯定要玩的 - We have other plans. - Of course she's gonna play.
-什么 ‪别啊 -来吧 - What? No, no, no, no! - Oh, come on.
‪这是家族传统 你会很喜欢的 It's a family tradition. You'll love it.
‪我们要玩什么 Well, what are we playing?
‪去你的 Up yours!
‪结婚30多年 我还是不懂她 Thirty years of marriage, I still can't understand her.
不错嘛 Buena.
‪去你的 爱你哦 弟弟 Fuck you. Love to you, little brother.
-滚开 混蛋 -‪别生气嘛 - Vete a la mierda, cabrón. - Hey! Easy.
‪好了 到我了 All right. It's my turn.
‪好了 来吧 All right. Here we go.
‪好的 Okay.
‪对不起 I'm sorry.
‪废物 Loser! Loser! Loser!
‪你的家人真有趣 Your family is such a trip.
‪-你爸妈… -是啊 太腻歪了 是吧 我知道 - Your parents are... - Yeah. Sickeningly in love, right? I know.
‪不 很美好 No, it's beautiful.
‪在这样的示范下成长 你很幸运 You're lucky to have grown up with an example like that.
‪真的很糟糕 ‪我永远也达不到他们的标准 Yeah, it sucks. I'll never measure up.
‪我不是吐槽我完美的家人 我知道… I mean, not to complain about my perfect family. I know…
‪你小的时候妈妈就去世了 your mom died when you were just a kid.
‪对啊 我都忘了我告诉过你 Right. I forgot I told you that.
‪你从没跟我说过发生了什么 You never told me what happened.
‪-是怎么… -你的兄弟姐妹都很好 - How did, um... - Your siblings are so great.
‪我很喜欢你妹妹 I really love your sister.
‪对啊 她是最棒的 Yeah. Yeah, she's the best.
‪我最喜欢她了 She's... She's my favorite person.
‪虽然她最近确实有点争强好胜 Although she does have a little bit of competition these days.
‪我要告诉你… I should tell you…
‪其实 即便我们… you know, even if we…
‪生下这个宝宝 它也… have this baby, it's...
‪它也不是通往名利的金奖券 It's not like a golden ticket to fame and fortune.
‪天啊 你觉得我是这个目的 Jesus. Is that what you think I'm doing here?
‪不是 万一你… No, I mean, in case you were...
‪小塔 为什么每次 ‪我们开始要更亲密的时候 Tully, why is it that whenever we actually start to have an intimate moment,
‪你都要不遗余力地搞砸呢 you try your best to fuck it up?
‪-什么 我不是在这么做 -得了吧 - Excuse me? That's not what I'm doing. - Come on.
‪你真觉得我在乎名利 Did you really think I give a shit about wealth or fame?
‪因为从我的角度看你的生活 'Cause from where I'm standing, looking at your life,
‪这双400美元的鞋 ‪没给你带来任何快乐 all those $400 pair of shoes, they haven't bought you any happiness.
‪鞋不是我买的 I didn't buy those shoes.
节目免费附赠的 I got them for free from the show.
‪很好 小塔 你完完全全错过了重点 Nice, nice, nice, Tully. Way to completely miss that point.
‪听着… Look…
‪我不了解你 I don't… I don't know you.
‪我不知道你想从我身上得到什么 I don't know what you want from me.
‪我什么都不想得到 小塔 I don't want shit from you, Tully.
‪我想了解你 ‪我想带你来这里见我的家人 I wanted to get to know you. I wanted to bring you here to meet my family
‪因为你怀着我的孩子 因为某些时候 because you're carrying my baby, and because sometimes
‪你没完全推开我的时候 你其实… when you're not completely pushing me away, you actually...
‪你开始让我觉得… You start to make me think that...
‪我不知道 好吧 I don't know, okay.
‪如果成名让你无法信任他人 那好 Just, you know, if being famous makes you incapable of trust, that's cool.
‪那就不要信任我 Just keep me out of it.
‪我只是… 我必须要小心 I'm just... I have to be careful.
‪好吧 这是个错误 Right, this was a mistake.
‪-我们… 我们走吧 -不 等一下 - Let's just... I don't know, let's just go. - No, wait.
‪霍普说的是真的吗 Is what Hope said true?
‪什么 我爱上你了吗 What, that I'm in love with you?
‪该死 Oh, shit!
‪-你忘了 -我忘了 - You forgot. - I forgot.
‪真的很抱歉 ‪我写的文章快到截止期了 I forgot. I'm so sorry. I'm on a deadline for an article I'm writing.
‪-从昨天起我就在埋头苦写 -我理解 下次吧 - I've not even looked up since yesterday. - Understood. Another time.
‪不 等一下 我需要吃东西 ‪我需要休息一下 No, wait, wait! I... I need to eat. I could use a break.
‪进来 随便坐 我去… Come in and hang out, and I'll just...
‪我马上就下来 真的很抱歉 I'll be back down in one second. I'm so sorry.
‪该死 Shit.
‪KPOC电视台 塔科马 ‪西雅图办公室
‪真是太惊险了 That was so gnarly.
‪我看见卡罗尔腿里的骨头都刺出来了 I saw bone sticking out of Carol's leg.
‪给医院打电话 ‪看看你能不能拿到报告 Call the hospital. See if you can get a report.
‪在你开始鼓吹取代卡罗尔之前… And before you start campaigning to replace Carol...
‪行了 我很确定你可以把 ‪摔下来的镜头剪掉 Yeah, I'm sure you can edit around the fall.
‪她明天就回来 ‪真的无所谓 我要回家了 She'll be back tomorrow. You know, it doesn't even matter. I'm going home.
‪你需要帮忙吗 You need anything?
‪我可以留下来剪辑片段 I can stay and help edit the piece.
‪没关系 我可以的 ‪我知道你今晚有约会 No, I got this. I know you've got plans tonight.
‪你不是有什么事要跟我说吗 Wasn't there something you wanted to talk to me about?
‪可以等等再说 Eh, it can wait.
‪我想听关于你旅行的事 I'd like to hear about your trip.
‪如果你需要聊聊 我不介意留下来 I don't mind staying behind if you need to talk about it.
‪作为你的上司 ‪我命令你去和马特约会 As your boss, I command you to go on your little date with Mutt.
‪我这话… That was a…
‪抱歉 I'm sorry.
‪没关系 It's okay. Um…
‪明天见 I will see you tomorrow.
‪好的 Yeah.
‪我愿意当一天的女人 I'd like to be a woman for a day.
‪感受与地球 大自然 ‪月亮还有潮汐的连接 Feel that connection with the Earth, the nature, the moon, tides.
‪别忘了腹胀 痛经还有不平等 Don't forget the bloating, the cramps, the inequality.
‪对啊 但是每个月你都被提醒有能力创造生命 Yeah, but every month you're reminded that you have the power to generate life!
‪看这个 Look at that!
‪约翰尼不太对劲 他表现得像个… Something's wrong with Johnny. He's acting like...
‪混蛋 An asshole.
‪他很痛苦 小塔 He's hurting, Tull.
‪他的朋友在萨尔瓦多死了 His... His friend died in El Salvador.
‪神父雷蒙死了 Father Ramon died?
‪真是… 太可怕了 That's… awful.
‪但这不是他对我们大吼大叫 ‪冲我们乱发脾气的理由 But it doesn't give him a pass to yell at us and treat us like shit.
‪别这样 小塔 Come on, Tully.
‪抱歉 我浪费了两年时间 ‪在这份工作上日渐颓靡 I'm sorry. I've wasted two years rotting away in this job.
‪对于约翰·尼莱恩看不到我的能力 ‪我已经忍受到了这种程度 I have had it up to here with Johnny Ryan not seeing what I'm capable of.
‪-也许是时间离开了 -是的 - Maybe it's time to move on. - I think it is.
‪约翰尼不知道他要失去什么 Johnny doesn't know what he's losing.
‪我要再来一杯 Well, I need another drink.
‪每次你一说 "约翰尼" 我就喝一小口 I've been taking a sip every time you say "Johnny,"
‪想不到吧 我喝完了 and wouldn't you know, I'm out.
‪-抱歉了 -再来一杯 - I'm sorry. - Refill please.
‪为什么大家都这么不开心 Why is everyone so unhappy?
‪生活很美好 今晚真开心 Life is good. It's a beautiful night.
你是个混蛋 You're an ass.
‪-凯特 -什么事 - Kate? - Mm-hmm?
‪你的吻技真的非常好 You're a really, really good kisser.
‪你要和我回家吗 Would you come home with me?
‪不一定要做什么事 Not necessarily to do anything.
‪我们可以聊聊天或者看看电视 We could just talk or watch TV.
‪我只是不希望今夜如此结束 I just don't want this night to end.
‪可是我一个朋友遇到了难事 The thing is I have this friend who's going through a thing,
‪我真的觉得我应该去看看他们 ‪改天好吗 and I just really feel like maybe I should go check in on them. Rain check?
‪好在我们住在西雅图 Good thing we live in Seattle.
‪我会很快兑换这张"改天"票 I'm cashing that rain check ASAP.
‪太棒了 凯特 Wow. This is fantastic, Kate.
非常有才 ‪很真实 很有趣 It's, uh, smart and real and funny.
‪谢谢 我其实对这篇文章很满意 Thank you. I actually feel really good about it.
‪金伯给了我这个绝佳的机会 ‪我不能让她失望 Kimber's giving me this big break. I can't let her down.
‪但到这里就没了下文 But you kind of just trail off here.
‪-结尾是什么 -我还没有写 - What's the end? - I haven't written it yet.
‪我不知道该以呼吁大家做出行动结尾 ‪还是以对希望的预示结尾 I can't decide whether to end on, like, a battle cry to action or a note of hope.
‪我选希望 My vote is hope.
‪我很开心你为了我换衣服 You know, I like that you changed clothes for me.
‪不 我没有 我就是… Oh, no, I didn't. I just had a, um...
‪好吧 我有 Okay, I did.
‪但是我要告诉你 ‪你衬衫后面挂着一条内裤 But, I should tell you that you have a pair of underwear stuck to your back.
‪天啊 经期内裤 我… Oh, God! Period panties! I…
‪你真的很… You are extremely…
‪没有防备心 凯特·穆拉基 disarming, Kate Mularkey.
‪糟了 我有一堆数据没有放到文章里 Oh, shit! I have a bunch of stats I didn't get put in the article.
‪我一直在编纂这本活页夹 ‪万一金伯哪天同意我写东西就可以用 I've been compiling this whole binder in case Kimber finally said yes.
‪糟了 我一定是落在办公室了 Fuck! I must have left it at the office.
‪好吧 那我们去拿活页夹 All right. Well, let's go get that binder!
‪-真的吗 -当然了 - Really? - Hell yes!
‪这是我最近几年最开心的时候了 This is like the most fun I've had in ages.
‪我不怎么出门 I don't get out much.
‪另外 我喜欢和你在一起 Plus, I like being with you.
‪来吧 我们走 Come on, let's go.
‪这是内战 是革命 我们也有过 It's a civil war! A revolution! You know, we had one too.
‪你说没人听说过萨尔瓦多 ‪是什么意思 首先 不是这样的 What do you mean nobody's heard of El Salvador? First, that's not true.
‪其次 我们应该听听那里的事 And secondly, we should hear about it!
‪地方视角是什么 What's the local angle? Um…
‪一个在美国本土受过教育的男人 How about a man educated in this country, in America,
‪他回到了自己的国家… ‪他并非战士或者狂热分子 he goes back to his country, not a warrior, not a... not a zealot,
‪他只是一个普通人 一个牧师… but an ordinary guy, a priest...
‪他在那里看到的… and what he sees there…
‪他目睹到的是不公与谋杀 what he witnesses. Injustice, murder.
‪他不能保持沉默 He can't stay silent.
‪他必须要发声 他必须要… He has to speak. He has to...
‪他必须为那些没有发言权的人发声 He has to become the voice for those who have no voice!
‪充满敬意地否决 Respectfully pass?
‪好吧 我只想说 Well, let me just say,
‪充满敬意地… respectfully…
‪去你的吧 Go fuck yourself!
‪该死 Fuck!
‪天啊 她的白色牛仔裤上 ‪沾满了姨妈血 真恶心 Oh, my God, she got her period all over her white jeans. It was so gross.
‪然后她扔掉裤子 把上衣当裙子穿 So then, she threw them out and wore a shirt as a dress,
‪像个真正的荡妇一样 like a true slut.
‪她妈妈也是个荡妇 Oh, and her mom's a slut too.
‪她都不知道小塔的爸爸是谁 And she doesn't even know who Tully's dad is.
‪她们俩总是一起嗑药 And they do drugs together all the time.
‪天啊 玛妮 你简直满嘴胡扯 ‪闭嘴吧 Oh, my God, Marnie, you are so full of shit! Shut up!
‪噢 小塔的小狗狗 ‪出来为它的主人出来辩护了 Oh, it's Tully's little puppy coming to stick up for her master.
‪你被她迷住了 穆拉基 You're so obsessed with her, Mularkey.
‪-好像她会让你更酷 -滚一边去 玛妮 - Like she's gonna somehow make you cooler. - Fuck off, Marnie!
‪怎么了 What's going on?
‪你的朋友像神经病一样偷听我们说话 Your little friend is eavesdropping on us like a psycho.
‪是的 没错 Yeah, right!
‪很好 So good.
免费的卫生棉条 谢谢 玛妮 Cool. Free tampons. Thanks, Marnie!
‪来吧 我们走 我们上英语课要迟到了 Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late for English.
‪你应该说法语吧 Don't you mean French?
‪什么意思 Excuse me?
‪因为你们俩喜欢和对方法式接吻 ‪因为你们是蕾丝边 Well, 'cause you guys like to French each other. Because you're lezzies.
‪-贼喊捉贼 -你这是什么意思 - Well, whoever smelt it dealt it. - What does that even mean?
‪-意思就是你希望我亲的是你 -你会和任何人法式接吻 - It means you wish I was Frenching you. - Well, you'll French anyone.
‪我们都听说你喝醉了 We all heard about you getting drunk
‪在树林里的啤酒派对上 ‪像个小荡妇一样和毕业班学生乱搞 and screwing a senior at a keg party in the woods like a little slut.
‪-我很喜欢 -我以为这就是它的用途 - I'm into that! - I thought that's what it was for!
‪我要再道一次歉 ‪谢谢你跟我一起来 I am so sorry again about this. Thank you for coming with me.
‪不 你不用谢我 No, you do not have to thank me.
‪你肯定也不用道歉 And you definitely do not have to apologize.
‪我来这里是因为我想来 ‪这就是朋友 I'm here 'cause I want to be here. That's what friends are for.
‪-成功了 -对啊 任务完成 - Success. - All right. Mission accomplished.
‪我们要走吗 Should we go?
‪-对不起 非常抱歉 -别这么说 - Sorry. I'm so sorry. - No. No, no, no.
‪永远不要为此道歉 Never apologize for that.
‪但是你确定你想这么做吗 ‪那些谣言怎么办 But are you sure you want to do this? I mean, what about the gossips?
‪还有约翰尼 And Johnny?
‪还有玛拉 And Marah?
‪约翰尼和我结束了 ‪而且我一点都不在乎谣言 Johnny and I are over. And the gossips can go fuck themselves.
‪至于玛拉… And, as for Marah…
‪我眼睁睁看着自己的母亲 I watched my own mother wither away
‪被别人的期望压垮 under the weight of other people's expectations,
‪为其他人牺牲自己想要的东西 sacrificing what she wanted for everyone else,
‪我不会为我的女儿树立这样的榜样 and I am not gonna set that example for my own daughter.
‪我够到了 I got it!
‪约翰尼 Johnny.
‪简直太棒了 It's so great!
‪卡罗尔太棒了 Carol's so great.
‪你来看看这个 Look at this.
‪这是不是你看过的最棒的录像 Is this not the greatest footage you have ever seen?
‪这是我们最棒的素材 It's our greatest story!
‪这是我们最棒的节目 It's our greatest show.
‪这是我们有史以来做过的最棒的节目 It is our greatest show that we've ever done. Ever.
‪我们小的时候就认识了 We met when we were just kids.
‪谁 卡罗尔吗 Who, Carol?
‪雷蒙 Ramon.
‪我父母都是传教士 My parents were missionaries.
‪他就像是… 我的兄弟 And he was like… a brother to me.
‪只是 我觉得他们更爱他 Except, I think they loved him more.
‪我就是他们最大的败笔 无信仰者 I was their biggest failure. The unbeliever.
‪你不是无信仰者 你可能是信得太多 You are not an unbeliever. I mean, you might believe in too much.
‪没人想报道这个故事 穆拉基 Ah, nobody wants the story, Mularkey.
‪电视台不想 Network, no.
‪报纸不想 Papers, no.
‪小报也不想 Rag sheets, no.
‪我觉得我可以写在厕所隔间上 I could write it on a bathroom stall, I guess.
哦 天哪... ‪你没事吧 Oh my... Are you okay?
‪有事 No!
‪-约翰尼 -一滴都没洒 - Johnny. - Didn't spill a drop!
‪-我把这个扶起来 -凯特 - Ow. Kate - Let me get this up.
‪我好像摔到屁股了 I think I broke my ass.
‪我只要遭遇不好的事 ‪就都会怪到卡罗尔头上 And I blame Carol for everything bad that's ever happened to me.
‪你太好了 穆拉基 You're so good, Mularkey.
‪你和雷蒙很像 You're a lot like Ramon.
‪他也很好 He was good.
‪我希望我也是个好人 Wish I was good.
‪你就是个好人 You are good.
‪你想听个有趣的故事吗 Hey, do you want to hear a funny story?
‪他们带走他的那天晚上… When they took him that night...
‪顺便说一下 那都是我的错… 都是… and that was all my fault, by the way. That was...
‪就因为我 我们走了那条路 我没有… We were only on that road 'cause of me. You know, I didn't...
‪我没有帮他 我都没有… I didn't help him. I didn't even...
‪-我都不知道做什么 -这不是你的错 - I didn't know what to do. - That is not your fault.
‪有个士兵拿枪指着我的脸 There was a soldier with his gun in my face.
‪我听到他扣动扳机了 And I heard it cock.
‪我想 "就这样了 我死定了" And I thought, "This is it. I'm dead."
‪我闭上眼睛… And I closed my eyes…
‪你知道我看到谁了吗 and you know what I saw?
‪你 You.
‪我看见你了 穆拉基 I saw you, Mularkey.
‪我… I, uh…
‪我一直都盼望着 I've wanted this for…
这一刻 ever.
‪但不是这样的 But not like this.
‪你喝醉了 You're drunk.
‪那又如何 So what?
‪我在和马特约会 I'm… I'm dating Mutt.
‪和他分手 和我在一起 Break up with him and be with me.
‪你不… 你脑子根本不清醒 You're not... I mean, you're not even thinking clearly.
‪你明天就不记得了 You're not gonna even remember this tomorrow.
‪-不会 我会记得的 -你不会的 - Yes, I will. - You will not.
‪我会记得的 我还会想亲你 I will and I'll still want to kiss you.
‪那就到时候再亲 So, kiss me then.
‪你怎么样 How you doing?
‪看来我昨天是在这里睡的 I guess I slept here last night.
‪我工作到很晚 I was working pretty late.
‪是的 我当时也在 我知道 ‪是我把你扶到沙发上的 Yeah, I was... I was here. I know. I helped you get on the couch.
‪不是吧 No.
‪是的 Yeah.
‪我的背 Ah, my back.
‪你从那把椅子上摔下来了 Oh. You fell out of this chair.
‪等等 是吗 Wait, I did?
‪真的吗 Seriously?
‪是的 我昨晚说你不会记得的 ‪但是你发誓… Yeah, I said that you wouldn't remember, but you swore that...
‪该死 Oh, shit.
‪对啊 我昨天精神不佳 Yeah, I wasn't in the best head space yesterday.
‪如果我说了什么离谱的话… 抱歉了 Sorry if I said anything… crazy.
‪没有 你没说什么 ‪我们就是谈了谈工作 No, you were fine. Um, we mostly just, you know, talked about work.
‪很好 那就好 Good. All right.
‪好吧 我现在酒醒了 Well, I'm sober now.
‪所以 我们就别再提起昨晚的事了 So, let's never speak of last night again.
‪好啊 Of course.
‪-我去倒咖啡 -凯特 你是最棒的 - Um… I'll get coffee. - Oh, Kate, you're the best.
‪谢谢你 Thank you.
‪你真有眼光 You know it.
‪我不干了 我和查德 ‪今天早上大吵了一架 I quit! Chad and I had a horrible fight this morning.
‪我们又分手了 都是我的错 ‪因为我很惨 We broke up, again, and it's my fault because I am miserable.
‪我不能继续做这份工作了 ‪你就当这是提前一天通知 I can't do this anymore. So, consider this my one day's notice.
‪我们缓缓行吗 Can we just take a breath, please?
‪去你的 ‪我已经缓了两年了 Fuck breathing! I have been breathing for two years!
让我签离职书 因为我要走了 Give me the paperwork to sign because I am moving on!
‪我也许会去做服务员 ‪也许查德会跟我复合 Maybe I'll become a waitress, or maybe Chad will take me back
‪我会搬到北卡罗来纳州 这样我就能‪给他生孩子 and I'll move to North Carolina so I can have his babies.
不管怎样 我不干了 Either way, I am done!
‪再见 KPOC电视台 ‪小塔·哈特向你告别 Goodbye, KPOC! This is Tully Hart signing off!
‪卡罗尔在做手术 她的腿完了 ‪至少一个月之后才能出院 Carol's in surgery. Her leg's fucked. She's out for at least a month.
‪那太糟糕了 Oh, that's too bad.
‪既然你刚辞职… Since, uh, you just quit...
‪谁说辞职的事了 Who said anything about quitting?
‪我要上电视了 I'm going on air!
‪我要上电视了 穆拉基 I'm going on air, Mularkey!
‪我要上电视了 Yay! I'm going on air! I'm going on air!
‪里夫斯初级中学
第一次揍人真的有这么爽吗 First time you punched somebody did it feel this good?
‪我真为你感到骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
‪小塔和凯特 一辈子的蕾丝边
‪"蕾丝边"是这么拼的吗 Is that how you spell "lezzies"?
‪-我觉得不是 -彼此彼此 - I don't think so. - Takes one to know one.
‪-"无心小塔" -什么 - "Tully Hart-less"? - Huh?
‪我的天啊 这是新刊 Oh, my God, is that the new issue?
‪我认出这张俏脸了 I recognize that pretty face.
‪我太傻了 她只有给我那个任务 Oh, I'm such an idiot. She only gave me that assignment
‪才能把我从办公室支开 ‪发表该死的抨击文章 so she could get me out of the office to publish a goddamn hit piece!
‪好吧 你确定吗 Okay, are you sure?
‪"小塔向世人展示的是这种形象" "There's the person Tully presents to the world,
"‪魅力四射但脚踏实地的'闺蜜时刻'主持人" glamorous yet down-to-earth host of The Girlfriend Hour,
"‪美国人民最受欢迎的挚友 ‪但真相是这样的" America's favorite best friend, and then there's the truth."
"‪据她身边的知情人士描述 ‪她是个冷酷无情 野心勃勃的女人" "Sources close to her describe a ruthlessly ambitious woman
"‪谎报自己的背景 ‪一路睡到了上层社会" who slept her way to the top while lying about her background."
"‪一位百万富翁 ‪却让自己的母亲住在拖车房" "A multi-millionaire who lets her own mother live in a trailer park
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"‪在一家小餐馆上夜班" and work the night shift in a diner."
‪该死 你胡说八道什么 金伯 Fuck! What the hell, Kimber?
‪我的天啊 Oh, my God.