Ah, the Heckler & Koch G-36.
啊哈 德国造的G-36步枪
Quite deadly in the right hands.
在行家手里可都是要命的家伙
Ah, Agent One.
啊 一号特工
I have been so looking forward to this moment.
这一刻我等得太久了
Well, in that case, I'll try not to disappoint.
我不会让你失望的
You overestimate your power over women, Mr English.
你高估了对女人的吸引力
I'd say that would be virtually impossible.
实际上我并没有
Sir?
长官？
Sir?
长官？
Sir!
长官！
Have you got them?
找到了吗？
Hmm? The mission documents.
-嗯？ -任务指令啊
Agent One's flying tonight.
特工一号今晚就动身了
Yes, the mission documents. They're here somewhere.
任务指令在哪儿呢？ 应该就在这…
Here we are.
找到了
Agent One.
特工一号
Gentlemen.
先生们
I'm here for my documents.
我来拿指令
Bough, Agent One's documents, please.
鲍夫 把特工一号的指令拿来
Thank you.
谢谢
Your mission documents, Agent One.
特工一号 你的任务指令
Including the codes for the submarine hatch,
包括潜艇舱门密码
which I've checked myself.
我全都亲自核对了
Thank you.
谢谢
So, is it just France tonight,
这次只到法国吗？
or will you be slipping over the Pyrenees as well?
会不会悄悄穿过比利牛斯山？
If I told you that, I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.
如果告诉你 就不得不杀了你
Oh, yes, yes. Well, I expect you would.
对对 就是 我想你会的
Cheerio, Agent One.
再见 特工一号
Bonne chance.
再见
Arrivederci.
再会
Such class. Such distinction.
瞧他那派头 卓尔不群
致：军情七处各部门 紧急通知
特工一号在法国比亚里茨行动中身亡
潜艇舱门没能打开
The greatest secret agent England's ever had
英国史上最伟大的特工
Snuffed out in an instant.
窒息而死
Terrible.
真是不幸
Do you know what makes us envied the world over, Bough?
鲍夫 你知道是什么让全世界都羡慕我们吗
That there's always another
是倒下一个特工
agent waiting to step into the beach.
千万个特工站起来
Absolutely, sir.
没错 长官
And every last one of them is gathered around that grave.
现在特工们全在墓地悼念
It is our honour and privilege to guard them while they grieve.
给他们当警卫 真是我们的荣幸
Their lives are in our hands, Bough.
他们的命全握在我们手里
Everything in order, English?
英格力 一切都正常吧
I think you'll find it's rather more than just in order, sir.
长官 岂止是正常
You're now entering the most secure location in the whole of England.
你现在正进入全英最安全的地界
Pegasus, we face a national crisis.
帕格索斯 现在是国家危机
Agent One was clearly onto something, and we have to find out what.
特工一号肯定查到了什么 我们得找出来
I need another agent on this immediately. Who else is there?
我要派另一名特工去调查 你说谁好呢
No one, Prime Minister.
没人了 首相先生
They all died in the explosion.
特工们全被炸死了
All of them?
全死了？
Well, luckily there is one who survived.
不完全是 还有一个侥幸没死
Who?
谁？
罗温·艾金森
憨豆特工
憨
豆
特
工
娜塔莉·安博莉亚
本·米勒
约翰·马尔科维奇
饰
帕斯卡·沙维奇
《王牌间谍指南》
蒂姆·皮戈特 史密斯
凯文·麦克纳利
奥立佛·福特 戴维斯
道格拉斯·迈克弗朗
潘格斯
Right.
就是这儿
Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus.
我是强尼·英格力 找帕格索斯
Still, no sense rushing things.
没什么要紧的事
There are some items you need to sign before your briefing.
在你们见面之前 请先签收一些物品
This is your new retinal I.D. card,
这是你的新视网膜身份证
and this is your level nine security clearance.
这是你的九级特工登记表
Sign and date, please.
请签名并标注日期
Oh, reminds me of the old service issue ballpoint.
这让我想到了以前用过的笔
I remember every agent would carry a pen that looked just like this.
记得那里 每个特工都有一支这样的笔
Completely innocent to the untrained eye, but click it twice.
普通人会觉得毫不起眼 但只要按两下
Ah, English, there you are.
英格力 你来了
Have you seen my secretary?
见到我的秘书了吗？
She went out.
她刚出去了
Um... shall we?
我们进去谈
Now, Agent One believed that there was a plot to steal the Crown Jewels.
特工一号查到有一个盗取王冠的计划
They've recently been through a multi-million pound restoration,
王冠刚花费数百万英镑进行了修复
Iargely paid for by a corporate sponsor.
大部分的修复费用都由一家公司赞助的
They're due to be unveiled tonight at the Tower of London.
他们今晚将在伦敦塔举行王冠揭幕仪式
Unfortunately the queen is insisting that the ceremony goes ahead,
女王坚持揭幕仪式如期举行
so what we want you to
所以我们希望你去
Hah! Who? Who?
哈 谁 谁？
Who is the sponsor, sir?
赞助人是谁 长官
Pascal Sauvage.
沙维奇·帕斯卡
What, that flouncy Frenchman who owns a couple of prisons?
就是那个拥有几座监狱的法国人
Sauvage's ￡7 billion empire, English,
沙维奇身价70亿英镑 英格力,
operates over 400 prisons in 60 countries.
他们管理着全球60个国家的400多座监狱
- He's built 25 of them here. - Right, sir.
-我们国家也有25座 -对 长官
The man's related to the royal family, for goodness'sake.
他跟王室是亲戚
As far as the prime minister's concerned, he's one ofthe greatest friends England's got.
首相认为他是英国最好的朋友之一
Now, English,
英格力
I want you at the Tower tonight, monitoring this unveiling.
你今晚去伦敦塔监视揭幕仪式
Any chink in security, any weakness,
检查保安隐患
however slight, must be plugged immediately.
一点差池也不能有
Do we understand each other?
听清楚了吗？
- Perfectly, sir. - Good.
-清楚了 长官 -很好
- Oh, yes. - And, uh, English.
-很清楚 -还有 英格力
we can't afford any mistakes,
不能出任何岔子
not tonight.
尤其是今晚
The word "mistake" sir, is not one that appears in my dictionary.
长官 我的字典里从没有“岔子”这个词,
伦敦塔
Fantastic car, sir!
好棒的车 长官
Mr English,
英格力先生
Colonel Sir Anthony Chevenix, head of Royal Security.
我是安东尼爵士上校 皇家安全组组长
Ah, Colonel, good evening.
晚上好 上校
- Snipers posted on the roof as per my request? - Thirteen of them.
-屋顶上安排狙击手了吗 -安排了13个
- Windows? - Refitted with bullet and shatter proof glass as orded.
-窗户呢 -都换上了双层防弹玻璃
I shall now mingle inconspicuously with the guests.
我现在就混入来宾中
- Let me know when Her Majesty arrives. - Very good.
-女王陛下到达时通知我 -好的
Shall I mingle with you, sir?
长官 我也要跟你一起混入来宾中吗
Oh, yes, Bough. Once you've checked the roof.
对 鲍夫 不过你得先检查下屋顶
Help! Help!
救命
Well, hello.
你好
Hello yourself.
你好 你是…
Johnny English.
强尼·英格力.
Lorna Campbell.
罗拉·坎贝尔
A Bloody Mary, please, not too spicy.
请来一杯血腥马莉 不要太辣
So, are you here in some professional capacity?
您到此有何贵干
I worked on the restoration of the jewels.
我是修王冠的
- Intriguing. - And yourself?
-真有趣 -你呢？
If I told you that, I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.
如果我说了 我就得杀了你
I'd like to see you try.
我倒愿意一试
Monsieur Sauvage, on behalf of Her Majesty,
沙维奇先生 我谨代表女王陛下
may I welcome you to the Tower.
欢迎莅临伦敦塔
Merci, monsieur.
谢谢
So, are you here alone, Mr English?
你是一个人吗 英格力先生？
That's how I choose to live my life, Miss Campbell.
坎贝尔小姐 我喜欢独来独往
Women want safety, security.
女人都喜欢安全
I can offer them nothing but danger.
我只会给她们带来危险
Some women find danger very attractive.
有些女人很喜欢冒险的感觉
Women like you, Miss Campbell?
像你这样的女人
Women like me
我这样的女人
expect men like you...
希望男人都像你这样…
to find that out for yourself.
去亲自揭密
Madame.
女士
Oh, it's for me, actually.
这是我点的
Could your rustle up some of those cheesy niblets?
能请你帮我拿点奶酪玉米来吗？
Now, where were we?
我们谈到哪儿了？
You obviously haven't met our host,
你肯定没见过今晚的主人
Monsieur Sauvage.
沙维奇先生
No, thank God.
没有 谢天谢地
You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus...
我宁愿坐在一大片仙人掌上
than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman.
也不会搭理那些法国暴发户
As far as I'm concerned,
在我看来
the only thing the French should host is an invasion.
法国人都是入侵者
Sorry, can I help?
你有事吗？
Pascal Sauvage, jumped-up Frenchman.
我是帕斯卡·沙维奇 法国暴发户
Lorna Campbell.
罗拉-坎贝尔
I've been so looking forward to meeting you.
一直渴望见到你
Enchante.
(法语幸会)
But of course! You're Johnny English. I've heard all about you.
你是强尼·英格力 我听说过你
And between you and me,
告诉你一个小秘密
I'm not so keen on the French myself.
我不大喜欢法国人
But please don't tell them that.
请别告诉别人
- Let me go and search foryour nibbly cheese bits. - No, no, no.
-我去给你拿奶酪玉米 -不用… 我
I, I insist. The French are, after all,
我坚持这么做 法国人是…
fantastic waiters.
不错的服务生
- The best in the world. - Well, But, but...
-天底下最好的侍应 -是的 但是…
Wait here, and I will wait on you.
就在这儿等着 我来招呼你
No, really. There's no...
真的不必了…
No. Please, please, please!
请不要
Ladies and gentlemen, mesdames est messieurs,
女士们 先生们
bienvenus, welcome tonight to this wonderful occasion.
欢迎光临今晚的盛会
As we stand here in the Tower of London,
我们身处的伦敦塔
the most famous prison in the world,
是世上独一无二的铜墙铁壁
where these wonderful jewels will rest safely...
美丽的王冠在重重保护下…
under lock and key.
将安全无比
I want to thank you...
在此感谢诸位…
for giving me this wonderful experience...
给了我这次机会
to contribute to the restoration of these jewels.
为修复王冠出一份力
It was, as we say in France,
这样的经历 用法语来说就是…
le top, le best of.
顶级的 一流的
And what a beautiful...
这美丽的王冠…
It's Colonel Chevenix!
长官 是安东尼上校
He's got a nasty wound, sir. Who hit him?
他被暗算了 是谁干的？
The assailant. He ran in here.
有刺客 他跑进去了
Bough, you guard the door.
鲍夫 你守着门口
For God's sake, Bough, don't come in. The man's a maniac!
鲍夫 别进来 他是个疯子
You don't frighten me!
你吓不了我
Missed!
没打中
I've managed to subdue the assailant.
我已经制服刺客了
The panic's over. Everything's under control.
不用慌张 我已控制了局势
Thank you. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
谢谢 女士们 先生们
we should compose ourselves for the arrival of Her Majesty...
现在 我们恭迎女王陛下驾临…
and return to the site of our great nation's...
并把已经修复的美丽的王冠…
magnificently restored Crown Jewels.
交还给她
I know. I feel it too.
我知道 我也感觉的到
The very symbols of our island nation,
我们这个岛国的象征
so close we could almost reach out and tou... tou...
现在触手可及… 及…
Pray silence for Her Majesty the Queen.
肃静 恭迎女王陛下
Oh, where are the jewels?
咦 王冠在哪？
It's an unmitigated disaster, English.
这是个大灾难 英格力
I couldn't agree more, sir.
长官 你说得太对了
Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast.
英格力 我们要把王冠找回来 要快
Tell me about this assailant.
跟我说说那个刺客
Because when they searched the room later,
因为随后他们搜查房间时
there was no sign of him.
刺客逃走了
Well, the man was clearly a professional.
很明显 他是专职杀手
He must have escaped while the queen was being sedated.
他一定是趁女王驾临时逃跑了
But he's the only lead we've got. We have to find him.
但他是唯一的线索 我们得抓到他
Come in.
请进
This is... this is Roger from Data Support.
这位是数据支援部的罗杰
Please sit down.
请坐
He'll produce a likeness based on your description.
他会根据你的描述拼出刺客的样子
So tell us, what did this man look like?
说说看 那人长什么样
Um... well...
嗯
he was... big.
他是个 大块头
Hair colour?
头发颜色呢？
Orange.
橙色
- Orange? - Mmm. And curly.
-橙色？ -还是卷的
Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing.
卷的 比较软
- Frizzy. - An eyepatch.
-卷的 -戴个眼罩
Broken nose. Very few teeth.
烂鼻子 只剩几颗牙
Two, I would say, at the most.
只剩两颗 最多两颗
And a scar on his cheek...
脸上有伤疤…
in the shape... of a banana.
是… 香蕉型的
- Which cheek? - Both cheeks.
-哪边脸 -两边
They sort of met in the middle.
在脸中间相交
Are you sure about this, English?
你肯定吗 英格力？
Oh, yes, that's him. An uncanny resemblance.
对 就是他 拼得太像了
Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us.
拼得跟真人一样
Look at this, sir. Got all the bells and whistles, isn't it?
长官 看这个 真是应有尽有
座位弹射
迷你酒吧
烟雾喷射
增压推进
雷 达
高压水喷
Never mind about the gad gets. Just focus on the case.
别只顾看新鲜 想想案子
不准泊车
任何时段
Good morning, gentlemen. Thank you very much for waiting.
早上好 先生们 久等了
Now, the question that faces us this morning is a simple one.
我们现在面对的问题很简单
Namely, how did the thieves gain access to this highly secure environment...
盗贼是如何突破严密的防线
and then escape with thejewels afterwards?
并在得手后逃脱的呢
A simple question, but one which I believe has a complex answer.
问题很简单 但答案会很复杂
- Actually, sir... - Please, Bough. My mind is at work.
-长官 实际上… -鲍夫 我正想问题呢
Now, what you must grasp,
你们必须知道
gentlemen, is that the master criminal...
先生们 在一个高明的罪犯眼里…
sees not a room
看到的不是一间房间
but a series of opportunities.
而是一连串的机会
Should I go in through the window?
我会从窗户进来吗？
Possibly.
很可能
Should I drop down from the ceiling?
或者从天花板下来？
Actually, sir...
长官 事实上…
There's one thing I think we can be fairly confident about,
有一点 我是确定一定以及肯定的
that is that they didn't come up through the floor...
他们不会是从地下钻出来的…
I've got you, sir.
我抓住你了 长官
That's all right. Just come my way, Bough.
没事 到我这边来
- That'll bring me right over the hole, sir. - There's no need to panic.
-长官 那样我得跨过洞口的 -别慌
Can you see the bottom yet, Bough?
鲍夫 到底了吗
Notyet, sir. The shaft appears to be narrowing.
还没 长官 洞变窄了
I'm just a little bit worried I might get stuck.
我担心会被卡住
Trust me, Bough. You won't get stuck if you just keep moving.
相信我 只要不停下 就不会卡住的
Yes, sir.
明白 长官
I'm okay, sir.
我没事 长官
Are you at the bottom now, Bough?
鲍夫 你现在到底了吗？
No, I am in fact stuck now, sir.
没有 长官 我被卡住了
Oh, for God's sake, Bough. Stay there! I'm coming down.
鲍夫 别动 我这就来
Uh, I'm not especially sure that's a good idea, sir.
长官 这样做可不太好
Don't worry.
别担心
Be careful, sir!
小心 长官
Gently does it.
慢一点
Sir?
长官
Are you all right, sir?
长官 你没事吧？
Yes. I landed on something quite soft.
没事 我掉到一堆软东西上了
- That was me, sir. - Oh, good.
-那是我 长官. -很好
What now?
现在是怎样？
There's no way back up there, that's for sure.
可以肯定的是 我们不能原路返回上面
But this must lead somewhere.
这里一定通往什么地方
I'm slightly uncomfortable in the dark, sir.
我有点怕黑 长官
There's nothing to worry about, Bough.
鲍夫 不用害怕
It may be pitch black, but we can still see.
就算很黑我们也能看得见
Can we, sir? How?
可以看到吗？ 怎么看？
The Bedouin monks of the Al Maghreb mountains...
贝多因僧人
developed a system of sonic chanting.
发明了一套声纳系统
- I see, sir. - The sound of their chanting...
-长官 我明白了 -他们的歌声…
would bounce back off any obstacles,
一遇到障碍物就会反弹回来
and using their highly tuned ears...
然后靠他们灵敏的耳朵…
they could paint a mental picture of the path ahead.
他们就能在脑袋里绘制出前方的路线
Brilliant, sir.
真聪明 长官
However, you must always sing in E-flat.
不过一定要降E大调来唱
E-flat, E-flat, E-flat
降E,降E
Thank you for the music The songs I'm singing.
感谢这首我现编的歌
- Is it working, sir? - Extremely well, thankyou, Bough.
-长官 这能管用吗 -非常管用 谢谢
Thanks for all the joy that...
快乐来自于…
You all right, sir?
长官 你没事吧？
I think I can see something, sir.
我觉得自己看到什么了
Oh,yeah. Come on.
是的 这边
Here is the long one.
这件 长一点的
It is a long one.
长的
Careful.
小心
- I knew it. - Shall we call for backup, sir?
-我知道 -长官 我们要请求增援吗？
What? And watch some fat-bottomed bobby make our arrest for us?
什么？ 让那些大屁股警察来帮我们抓人
I don't think so.
想都别想
Good morning, gentlemen. MI7 at your service.
早上好 先生们 军情7处为你服务
Observe, Bough, the dull incompetence ofthe criminal mind.
显然 这些罪犯都太笨了
It can never hope to match our level of technical expertise.
他们哪能比得上我们呢
- You've got it. - What do we do now, sir?
-抓好了 -长官 我们该怎么办
Watch and learn, Bough.
学着点儿
They're too far ahead of us.
他们甩掉我们了
Have faith, Bough. They're heading south.
别泄气 鲍夫 他们往南跑了
- There they are, sir! - Just as I thought.
-长官 在那边 -不出我所料
Hang on tight, Bough.
鲍夫 抓稳
We're never gonna catch them in this.
像这样子永远也追不到
Take the wheel, Bough.
鲍夫 把好方向盘
- I'm getting in the Aston. - Sir?
-我要回自己的车上去 -长官
Change places, Bough. I'm getting out the other side.
鲍夫 换个位置 我要从另一边出去
Sir?
长官
Set, Bough. Take me up.
好了 鲍夫 起吊
Swing me out, Bough!
鲍夫 摆出去
Down.
放下
Up! Up!
升 升起来
Sorry!
对不起
Bough, pull out!
鲍夫 摆出去
Those idiots are right behind us. Faster!
那两个傻瓜在后面 开快点
时速：63英哩
导 弹
后方
Drop me here, Bough!
鲍夫 放我下来
No! No! No!
不！不对！别走！
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
别 别 别 不要这样
They're turning into the Brompton Cemetery.
他们拐进布兰普顿公墓了
Get here as soon as you can. I'm going in.
我跟进去 你尽快赶来
In a wheelchair. But Geoffrey overcame these terrible disabilities...
杰夫里在轮椅上克服了重重困难…
with that simple resilience and sunny optimism...
如阳光一般乐观…
that so warmed all of us who knew him,
温暖了身边的人
spending the rest of his life in the service...
他把剩下的日子都用来照顾着…
of the poor and disabled of this parish.
本教区的穷苦人
It's very good. Really very good.
讲得真好
No, no, please go on. I'm sorry to interrupt.
很抱歉打断了你 请继续
- It's very entertaining. - Who's that?
-真有趣 -他是谁？
That priest act ofyours should
你们表演的这场牧师节目
keep the other prisoners entertained for hours.
会让观众们乐上一会儿的
Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners?
对不起 我是英国特工
Johnny English,
强尼·英格力
British Secret Service, and you are all under arrest.
英国特勤局 你们都被捕了
I must say you've done this whole thing very well.
我得承认 你们策划得很不赖
The attention to detail is excellent.
每个细节都注意到了
You, the grieving granny, you're very convincing.
你 悲伤的老太太 演得不错
Oh, look. Real tears.
噢 是真的泪水
Do you get paid extra for that?
会不会能多得点儿钱
Ahh, what we're all here for.
我们在这儿干什么
I know! Why don't we take a look inside?
我知道 干嘛不打开看看
Oh, you've nailed it down!
噢 都钉死了
Why would you do that?
为什么要这样做
I know you're gonna come back in two weeks
我知道你们过两个星期
and dig it up again.
就会把它挖出来
Now, what are you playing in this little vignette of deceit and villainy?
你在这出戏里扮演谁？
I'm the hearse driver.
灵车司机
- You're the hearse driver? - Yes, sir.
-你是灵车司机？ -是的 长官
- You're the hearse driver? - Yes, sir.
-你是灵车司机？ -是的 长官
There you are... Gunther.
原来你在这儿呀… 根特
Uh, I do hope he hasn't made a nuisance of himself.
希望他没有冒范你们
I'm Doctor, um...
我是精神病医院的医生
Bough, of the Lunatic Response Unit.
我叫鲍夫
I'm afraid Gunther here
根据他的病情
wasn't supposed to be released until 2028.
他得在2028年后才能出院
Isn't that right, Gunther?
对吧 根特
Yes,yes, there's been the most monumental cock-up.
在这墓碑下
If you'll excuse me, with the deepest respect,
请接受我深深的歉意
utmost sympathy.
和无比的同情
He hasn't urinated on anyone, has he?
他没有冒犯那位吧？
No. No, no.
-没有 -没有
That's a blessing.
那太好了
Are you gonna give me the gun, Gunther?
根特 把抢给我好吗
There. That wasn't too difficult, was it?
看 一点儿也不难 对吗？
Are you going to come home now?
我们回家去 好吗？
Oh... in the van! Yes, we are going in the van.
啊… 上车 对 我们这就上车
Yes, yes.
对
Yes. He's waving good-bye. Good-bye, everyone.
噢 他在挥手告别 再见了
Good-bye. Good-bye, Gunther.
-再见 -再见 根特
Mind the nice dead people. There we go.
这边走 小心别踩到死者
Oh, we'll just go to the path here. There. Big step.
我们去那条小路 当心台阶
It's a graveyard. It's where they bring people...
这是墓地 是埋死人的地方
Yes, all right. You can stop now.
行了 你可以打住了
- For appearances, I'll just hold your arm.
别让人起疑 我来扶着你
Just keep walking.
走快点
In fact, run, run, run!
不 跑 跑 赶紧跑！
I can't believe I've done this.
真不敢相信我做了这件事
I mean, I really can not believe
我是说 我真不敢相信
I've done this!
我做了这件事！
You see, 200 years ago,
你们知道吗 200年前
my family should have inherited the throne of England,
我的家族应该继承英格兰的王位
but they were cast aside.
但他们被废黜了
Well, in a few very short days,
不过 几天后
it will be back where it belongs.
它将回到原本属于它的地方
帕斯卡 爱德华 苏瓦吉
With me.
和我一起
Shall I try it on?
我应该试试吗？
Yes? No? Maybe?
好看 不好看 不知道
To make you king, we need the archbishop of Canterbury to do that.
只有坎特伯雷大主教 才有权授予王位
The archbishop of Canterbury...
在此刻 我们谈话时…
is being taken care of even as we speak.
大主教正在被我们处理中
获取目标
锁定目标
面部
立体
扫描
完成
There's only one thing, sir.
老大 还有一件事
What are we going to do about English?
怎样处置英格力？
If I were you, I wouldn't worry too much about English.
换成我 大可不用担心他
He is no threat to us. I had his flat bugged.
他毫无威胁 不堪一击
Clearly, the aptly named English is a fool.
显然 他该取名为笨蛋
He might be a fool, but he's a fool who keeps showing up.
但他是个甩不掉的笨蛋
Well, the next time he shows up,
那么下次他再出现时…
eliminate him.
干掉他
Thank you.
谢谢
Dieter Klein and Klaus Vendetta, sir.
长官 这是迪亚特-克莱英和克劳斯-万德
Released from prison six months ago.
半年前出狱
327 convictions between them.
共受到327项指控
Armed robbery, grievous bodily harm...
持械行劫 蓄意滋事…
and combined parking fines of more than 400...
还有400多次违章停车…
Uh, yes, all right. Thankyou, Bough.
好 谢谢 鲍夫
I think we get the picture.
大家都记住照片了吧
The point is, sir, that Vendetta and Klein...
长官 重要的是 他俩…
are both in the employ of Monsieur Sauvage.
都是沙维奇的手下
- Pascal Sauvage? - Precisely, sir.
-帕斯卡·沙维奇？ -正是 长官
But you're not suggesting Sauvage is involved?
你不是说 案子跟沙维奇有关吧
I think he's more than just involved, sir.
长官 不仅是有关
I'm convinced he's up to his French neck in it.
我相信他是主谋
Don't be absurd.
太可笑了
Sauvage employs thousands of people.
沙维奇有数千名雇员
Just because two of them are villains doesn't mean that he is.
其中有两个坏蛋并不能证明他就是坏人
I want him discounted from this investigation immediately.
马上停止对他的调查
Yes, sir.
是 长官
All right. Tonight I shall be at Sauvage's
今晚我要去参加沙维奇
reception forthe new French ambassador.
欢迎法国新大使的招待会
Any developments, you can reach me there.
有事就到那找我
Apart from that, I don't want you within a hundred miles of the man.
没事的话 离他远点
Absolutely, sir.
是 长官
Requisition order. MI7 quarter masters for immediate supply,
请军情七处立刻提供
one military transport plane, fully fueled,
一架加满油的军用运输机
with permission for nighttime city over flight;
并准许在市区上空夜航
two night camouflage parachutes, plus reserves,
两个伪装降落伞 另加两个备用
plus neoprene bodysuits, twice, in black.
两件黑色皮紧身衣
I've never liked the navy blue.
我不喜欢海军蓝
And a 40-inch chest for me
我的胸围要40英寸
bcause I need the sleeve length.
因为我需要长袖子
- Morning, Felch. - Morning.
-早上好 菲尔齐 -早上好
Oh, and two Special Forces signet rings,
还要两个特效图章指环
primed and colour-coded.
要漂亮点的
- What's all this for? - For tonight's operation.
-这些的用途是？ -为了今晚的行动
We're going to break into Sauvage's headquarters.
我们要潜进沙维奇的老窝
- But Pegasus said... - Let me worry about Pegasus.
-但帕格索斯说… -你不用操心帕格索斯
I know that Sauvage is behind all this,
我知道沙维奇是幕后主谋
and tonight we're going to get the evidence.
今晚我们就去取证
Is something wrong, sir?
怎么了？ 长官
Did that sound like Felch to you?
刚才的声音是菲尔齐吗？
Bough.
鲍夫
You, upstairs.
你 上楼
Can you see him, Bough?
鲍夫 看到他了吗？
He's on the upper level, sir.
他在上一层 长官
Got him.
我看到了
And like a coiled viper...
象条蓄势待发的毒蛇…
he strikes.
出击
So what you're saying, sir, is there must have been two of them?
长官 你说他们有两个人
Oh, at least, Bough. Possibly four.
唔 至少两个 可能是四个
I wonder why I didn't see them.
我怎么没看到人
You mustn't dwell on your mistakes.
你要承认自己的错误
- You must learn from them, then move on. - Yes, sir.
-要从中吸取教训 -是 长官
- So where were you, sir? -Just drop it, Bough!
-长官 你刚才在哪里 -鲍夫 别再说这事儿了
- Aah! What is it, sir?
长官 怎么了？
That bike.
那辆摩托车
You get things sorted out for tonight.
你去准备今晚的装备
Well, well, we meet again.
嗨 我们又见面了
Mr English.
英格力先生
What a pleasant surprise.
想不到在这里见到你
I wondered when you might show up again.
为什么你总是神出鬼没
On the contrary, Miss Campbell.
恰恰相反 罗拉小姐
It is not I who keeps showing up. It's you.
神出鬼没的人不是我 而是你
Do you like sushi?
你喜欢寿司吗？
Hmm?
什么？
Oh, sushi! I practically live off the stuff.
噢 寿司 我还是不碰为好
You might say the mysteries of the Orient are no mystery to me.
我对东方的事情非常了解
- Sake? - Ah. Sake.
-要清酒吗？ -啊 清酒
干杯
祝你的女儿都有三个屁股
Now then, perhaps you can explain how it is...
或许 你现在能解释一下…
that I run into you at two crime scenes...
为什么两次犯罪你都在现场…
and then can't find any record
而我在政府的电脑上
of you on a single government computer.
却查不到你的资料
Shouldn't you ask the government that?
那你为什么不去问政府
I am the government and I'm asking you.
我就是政府 现在我问你
Let me.
我帮你
You're brave.
你真勇敢
They say that sea urchin's the ultimate acquired taste.
人们说海胆是最难吃的了
It's a personal favourite of mine.
这是我的最爱
I think people are put off
人们受不了它
by how it feeds through its bottom.
是因为它进食和排泄共用一个口
Would you excuse me for a moment?
我得离开会儿
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm from MI7. Sorry. I'm a secret agent.
不好意思 我是军情七处特工
- Everything set, Bough?
鲍夫 全准备好了吗？
Just about, sir.
长官 准备好了
Actually, sir,
长官
do you mind if I run through the plan one more time?
你不介意我把计划再复述一遍吧
No, no.
不介意
These are the two buildings here.
那里有两座大厦
This one is our target, Sauvage's headquarters,
我们的目标是沙维奇的总部
right next to the City Hospital.
就在市立医院旁
Ijump first and land on the south side of the roof,
我先跳 降落在屋顶南方
abseil down 14 floors and cut through this window here.
然后降到14楼 划开玻璃窗
I then land on the east side and abseil down 12 floors.
然后我降落到东边 滑到12楼
Where you wait for my signal that I've disabled the alarm system.
我去切断安全警报 你在那儿等我的信号
- Yes. - You them break into this window here,
-对 -你就从这里的窗户进去
workyour way along the secure corridor and penetrate Sauvage's office.
穿过保安走廊 潜入沙维奇的办公室
- Yes, yes. - Is that okay, sir?
-对 -没问题吧？ 长官
It's been okay ever since I thought up the idea, Bough.
没问题 这是我想出的计划
Oh, I nearly forgot, sir. Your laser beacon.
差点忘了 长官 给你激光导航器
- My what? - Your laser beacon!
-我的什么？ -激光导航器
It'll guide you onto Sauvage's building.
引导你去沙维奇的总部
Your dependence on hardware really does amuse me, Bough.
鲍夫 你太依赖仪器了 真可笑
I've been dropped into the Kalahari Desert...
有一次我降落到卡拉哈里沙漠时
carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherbet lemons,
身上只有一支牙刷和一包冻柠檬露
and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.
但我还是在斋月前到达了布拉瓦约
So thank you, Bough, but no thank you.
鲍夫 谢谢 但我不用
Bough, go!
鲍夫 出发
Geronimo!
我来咯！
Fandango!
我是不是太蠢啦
Right.
是这里了
Alarm's disabled, sir.
长官 警报解除
Roger that, Bough.
收到 鲍夫
实验室
神经内科
This is worse than I thought, Bough.
鲍夫 情况比我想的更糟糕
Sauvage has got some kind of laboratory set up here.
沙维奇在这里设置了一些实验室
God knows what kind of sick operation he's running.
天知道他在做什么变态的试验
My God, what have they done to you?
天啊 他们都对你干了些什么
They've taken some of my blood.
他们抽了我的血
- Bastards! - It's only for tests.
-混蛋 -只是去做试验
Of course it is. Come on, my friend.
当然是了 来吧 朋友
Let's get you out of here before
趁他们还没拿走更多的东西
they take anything else.
快离开这儿
Ah! Good evening, Dr Frankenstein.
晚上好 魔鬼斯坦医生
Come on This way, please.
请走这边
Come on. I haven't got all night.
快点 我可没那么多时间
And you, you angels of death.
你们这些死亡天使
About turn. Come on, let's go.
转过去 快点
Come on, come on. Keep moving.
快 快走
Come on. Over there. I know what you're doing here.
那边的 我知道你在干什么
And you. Come on. Quicker. Quicker. Over there.
还有你 过去 快点 那边
Now then,
现在
perhaps you could direct me to your evil paymaster.
可以让我见见你们的魔鬼老板了吧
What are you talking about?
你在说什么
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
你很清楚我在说什么
Where is the office of Pascal Sauvage?
帕斯卡·沙维奇的办公室在哪
Are you coming over here in a minute, sir?
长官 你能快点过来吗
I'm from MI7.
我是军情七处特工
This has been a test ofyour emergency response systems,
我在测试你们对突发事件的反应能力
and I have to say you've all done extremely well.
不得不说你们做得很好
Right. Well, I'll leave you to it.
我得走了
And, uh, get well soon.
没事了
Oh, God!
老天呐
Sir. Sir.
长官 长官
Did you just land on the wrong building?
你降错地方了吗？
I did a precautionary sweep of the immediate environment.
我去察看了周边环境
Right.
挺好
- And everything was fine. - Good.
-一切正常 -那就好
Okay, let's go.
好了 走
I will be downstairs at the reception and...
我会到楼下接待处…
That's far enough.
就别再走了
Well, good evening.
晚上好
- Perhaps you'd like this as well. - What is it?
-或许你会喜欢这个 -什么东西
Let me show you.
给你看看
Well executed, Bough, but completely redundant.
干得好 鲍夫 但多此一举
How do you mean, sir?
长官 什么意思
Super-strength muscle relaxant.
强力肌肉松弛剂
When he wakes up,
待他醒来
he'll be as floppy as a damp old sock.
他会像散了架一样
What's this?
这是什么
That's the face of the archbishop of Canterbury.
是坎特伯雷大主教的脸
What are they doing?
他们想干什么？
What's this got to do with the Crown Jewels?
这跟王冠有什么关系
耶稣来了-看起来很忙
Bough.
鲍夫
English.
英格力
A people whose empire once covered...
一个曾经占有…
one quarter of the surface of the earth.
整个地球四分之一土地的帝国
Alas, no longer.
哎呀 不再是了
My friends ask me, "Pascal, how can you be so interested...
我的朋友问我 帕斯卡 是什么让你…
in such a backward, grotty little country?"
对这个倒退的小国感兴趣
My answer is simple: the queen.
我的答案很简单: 是女王
The queen has more power in her tiny white gloves...
女王的白手套有着强大的力量…
than any other head of state in the entire world.
世上没有哪个国家的元首能与之抗衡
She can declare war or make peace,
她可以发起战争 也能带来和平
and most intriguingly...
但最令人着迷的地方是…
she can seize any piece of land which takes her fancy.
只要她喜欢 她可以占领任何土地
Of course, the queen never uses...
当然 女王从没有使用过…
the enormous power afforded to her.
她被赋予的力量
But imagine someone who would use that power.
但想象一下 如果有人能使用这份力量
Imagine, say, me.
比如说 我
But how could he do that, sir? How could he make himself king?
但是 长官 他怎么可能成为国王
The archbishop.
大主教
Hands up.
举起手来
Heavily armed for a late night at the office.
半夜三更 全副武装地到办公室来
You fool, English.
英格力 你这笨蛋
You'll never get out of the building alive.
你别想活着离开这大厦
I'd save your breath for my questioning.
我还是省省力气留着审问你吧
I'm not telling you anything.
我什么也不会告诉你
Incorrect.
错
Sodium pentothal.
泄密钠
I won't lie to you. It's a truth serum.
吃了这药 你会知无不言的
Now then, why does Sauvage want to have himself crowned?
说吧 为什么沙维奇想成为国王
You have no idea what's going on here, do you?
你根本就不知道会出什么事吧
It would be funny if it wasn't so "pablibblit."
真好笑 就好像…
What?
什么
He's talking gibberish, sir.
长官 他在胡言乱语
I can hear that, Bough.
我能听到
He's collapsed onto me, sir.
长官 他倒在我身上了
I can see that, Bough.
我能看到
You don't think you could've got the syringes mixed up?
你不会把药搞混了吧？
What do you mean?
什么意思
Given the guard outside truth serum
给外面的守卫用了泄密钠
and given Klein the muscle relaxant?
给他用了肌肉松弛剂
Don't be ridiculous, Bough. I think I know my right from my left.
真好笑 鲍夫 我还是能分清左右的
Sir?
长官
Oh, bugger it.
糟糕
Bough, take "flodd."
鲍夫 拿…
Take what, sir? Flodd. "Schlage."
-长官 拿什么 -……
- I'm not quite getting that second word, sir. - Schlaaaagh!
-长官 第二个字是？ -……
- Write it down, sir. - Schlaaaagh!
-长官 写下来 -……
Yes! That is it, schlaaaagh!
对 就是那个字…
C. C-A-Uh.
Ｃ．Ｃ-Ａ…
Car! Take the car! We came by plane.
汽车 去取车 可我们是坐飞机来的
Bugger off!
走开
Hold it right there.
呆在那不要动
What's wrong with them?
他们怎么了？
Oh, they got... I'm not telling you.
哦 他们… 不告诉你
Wrong answer.
答错
What is it with you two?
你们两个是什么？
Let's get outta here.
我们走吧
Sorry, but who are you, exactly?
你到底是什么人
Special Agent Campbell. I'm attached to Interpol in Paris.
巴黎国际刑警 罗拉特工
We've been watching Sauvage for months.
我们已经监视了沙维奇几个月了
Why?
为什么
Because every major convict released from a Sauvage prison...
半年来 从他的监狱里放出来的犯人
in the last six months has been employed by one of his companies.
都被他手下的一间公司雇用了
We believe he's recruiting them for a major criminal conspiracy.
我们相信一定有大阴谋
We just don't know what yet.
但我们还没查出是什么
- What did he say? - Pegasus!
-他说什么？ -帕格索斯
We have to report to Pegasus!
我们要向帕格索斯报告
Oh, no, sir. No, no, no.
不要 长官
- How do we get out of here? - Hey, you two!
-我们怎么离开这里 -你们两个
What you did to me really hurt.
你们对我干什么了 真疼
Yeah. Sorry about that.
是 真抱歉
How do we get out of here without being seen?
怎样才能不被发现的从这里出去
Okay.
听我说
Left by the fountain,
走到喷泉向左
Rright by the fire exit, to the elevator at the end.
消防通道的右边尽头有电梯
- Thank you. - Oh, my God.
-谢谢 -我说了？
Nice job, Bough.
鲍夫 干得好
Left, sir. Left!
长官 左边
Sir,you can't go to Sauvage's reception in this state.
长官 这种状态下可别去沙维奇的招待会
The effect of the drug has practically worn off.
药效已经过去了
I'm "fline".
我在费(飞）
schline. uh, "gline".
费…
- Monsieur. - Ah. Thank you.
-先生 -谢谢
Would you like another?
再来一杯
Please.
好的
Thank you.
谢谢
What in God's name.
看在上帝的份上…
Foreign "Sebretarary."
原来是外交 部 长
Shall we dance?
跳只舞吗？
Excuse me, sir. I'm very sorry to interrupt. I need you...
打扰一下 长官 我需要你…
Pascal, how nice to see you again.
帕斯卡 很高兴再次见到你
- Enjoying the party? - Oh, splendid affair.
-玩得开心吗 -太好了
I was until I was informed that your man English...
我收到一个消息
and his curious boyfriend here have spent the evening...
你们的英格力先生和他这位好奇的朋友
breaking into my office and assaulting my staff.
刚才闯进我的办公室并袭击了我的职员
- Is this true, Bough? - Well, we... we...
-鲍夫 真的吗 -是 我们…
What do you think you're up to?
你们在干什么？
- Sir, if I could just offer. - Go home, Bough!
-长官 我能帮… -鲍夫 回去
Now!
马上
I gave you direct orders not to meddle with Sauvage.
我已经命令你别纠缠沙维奇了
What do you do?
你干了些什么？
Break into his office and assault two of his staff.
闯进他的办公室 打伤他的两个手下
Then you march in here, loaded with God knows what
然后来到这里 不知道哪根筋不对
and insult the foreign secretary.
冒犯了外交大臣
I haven't encountered such behaviour in Whitehall in 30 years.
我在白厅干了30年 还从没见过这种事
- But. - There are no "buts", English.
-可是… -没什么可是 英格力
You're off the case.
你别再管这案子了
Your security clearance is hereby cancelled.
你的特工身份现在取消
After a three-month leave of absence, you will return at your old grade.
休假三个月 回你原来的岗位
And I hope never to hear your name again.
我再也不想听到你的名字
English has seen too much.
英格力看到太多的东西了
We go to plan "B."
我们采用B计划
Get rid of the fake archbishop...
不要再用假大主教了
and green-light the visit to Her Majesty.
我们去探望一下女王陛下
Then this pathetic country can humiliate itself...
我会正式登上王位
by crowning me officially.
并使这个国家屈服于我
英女王桑德灵厄姆行宫
That's a letter of abdication...
这是有退位诏书
renouncingyour claims to the throne...
声明你退位…
and the claims of your entire family.
并与王室断绝关系
Sign it.
签字吧
逊 位 书
Never.
休想
Yes?
什么事
Prime Minister, sorry to call so late,
首相 很抱歉这么晚打来
but I'm afraid the queen is abdicating.
女王要宣布退位
What?
什么
Abdicated?
退位？
But that's not possible.
那不可能
I only wish that were true.
我只希望那不是真的
Let me talk to her. Maybe she just.
让我跟她谈 她可能…
Pascal, she's gone.
帕斯卡 她走了
My people have spent the last 10 hours...
最近这10个小时里 我们在…
trying to track down the rightful heir to the throne...
寻找一个合适的王位继承人…
and they've come up with a name,
经过再三研究
which they've double-checked.
我们终于找到了一个
Who is it?
谁
It's you.
就是你
No!
不可能吧
In the wake of the return ofthe Crown Jewels...
今早 罪犯将王冠…
to a police station in North London,
放到伦敦北警局门外
Pascal Sauvage has requested that his coronation...
帕斯卡·沙维奇要求他的加冕礼…
take place this Thursday.
于周四举行
In the House, the prime minister said he was looking forward to the ceremony...
首相在议院表示他期待着这场加冕礼
and he believed that Monsieur Sauvage will make a fine king...
同时他也相信沙先生会成为好国王
and will bring all that is best about modern Europe to our ancient institutions.
并为英国传统制度带来现代欧洲的气息
Get your car keys. We've got work to do.
拿上车钥匙 我们有事做了
- Miss Campbell. - Sauvage is heading back to its shelter of France.
-罗拉小姐 -沙维奇回法国了
He's invited 13 of the richest criminal masterminds
他邀请了全球最有钱的
in the world to meet him there.
13个犯罪头子在那儿见面
I'm sorry, Miss Campbell.
抱歉 罗拉小姐
I'm off the case.
我已不负责这个案子了
It's been reassigned.
我被解职了
I know. Reassigned to me.
我知道 我来任命你
- Look, I want you with me, Johnny. - Just leave me alone.
-我需要你和我一起 -别管我
Are you gonna sit here in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself?
难道你就这样坐在这儿顾影自怜
Or are you gonna get out there and save your country?
还是挺身而出 拯救国家
I'm gonna sit in the flat.
我还是顾影自怜吧
Johnny, this is ridiculous.
强尼 你太可笑了
I'm a spent force.
我已尽力了
Spent my ass.
尽力个屁
Will... you... please... stop?
你能停下吗？
I'll just be a minute.
我马上就过去
新王帕斯卡·苏瓦吉登基典礼
法国北部
It'll be nightfall in an hour.
还有一小时天就黑了
Then we can strike out for the chateau.
到时我们就能潜入城堡
The fact is, the moment Sauvage gets that crown on his head,
如果沙维奇戴上了王冠
he'll be able to do whatever he likes with the country that I love,
他就能对我的国家为所欲为了
and that is why you and I have got to stop him.
所以我们才要一起阻止他
Relishing the thought?
在想什么
Something like that.
在想一些事
I suppose you've made love to lots ofwomen, haven't you,Johnny?
我想你跟很多女人上过床 对吗
Well, you know,
如你所言
one does one's best.
能者多劳嘛
It's just.
我…
Well, it's been three years since my fiance left me,
自从我的未婚夫离开了我
and since then I haven't made love to anyone.
我已经三年没做爱了
But then I met you...
但当我见到你…
and I felt this...
我感觉到…
hunger...
饥渴
deep down inside.
内心里深深的渴望
I wanted to say things to you,
想向你倾诉
I wanted to do things to you...
想跟你做些什么…
that I haven't wanted to do in a very, very, very long time.
做我已经很久很久没做过的事
What, uh.
什么…
What sort of things are we talking about?
你说的是什么事情
Things like punching you in the face, things like...
比如迎面给你一老拳
kicking you in the backside for being such a pompous,
对你的屁股揣上几脚
know-nothing asshole.
你这个装糊涂的家伙
But then I started to see beyond the idiot that everybody else saw.
不过后来我看清了这众人眼里的傻瓜
I started to see the man on the inside...
我开始看清他的内在…
who was determined to do his duty, no matter what or who lay in his way.
他是个不畏险阻 一心完成任务的人
And I began to feel other things for him,
我对他有了不一样的看法了
to want to do other things for him.
我想为他做别的事情
Things...
别的事…
involving plastic toys and soft cheese?
包括使用塑胶玩具和软奶酪
- What? - What? What?
-什么？ -什么什么？
You're toying with me.
你跟我在这装
You're telling me to stop in the gentlest way you know how.
你要我别再这么柔弱
No. N-N-No.
不 不
You're such a special person, Johnny...
你真是个特别的人…
not to take advantage of me while I'm vulnerable.
你不会对我乘虚而入
- No, no, well. - So thank you...
-不… 是 -谢谢你…
for being such a gentleman.
你是真正的绅士
Not at all.
不客气
I know what you're thinking, Miss Campbell.
罗拉 我知道你在想什么
you thinking if we don't pull this off,
你在想 如果我们失败
God knows what might happen to England.
谁知道英格兰要遭什么殃
Actually, I was thinking there must be a better way in than that pipe.
事实上 我在想一定有比这更好的路
Well, there isn't.
没有了
I've analysed it from every angle, and this is the best option.
我已经到处察看过了 这是最佳选择
I'll go in first,
我先进去
and if it's a clear way through, I'll call down, ok?
如果安全的话我再叫你
Johnny.
强尼
- Be careful. - I'm always careful.
-小心点 -我一贯小心
Gentlemen.
先生们
In a few hours time...
几个小时后…
I will become the next king of England.
我将成为英国的新任国王
Oh, no.
不…
How did you get here?
你怎么进来的？
Up the ladder.
爬梯子
Pull yourself together. It's only a bit of poo.
冷静点 不过有点儿臭罢了
Oh! Oh, it's cold! It's cold!
好凉！真冷！
What is the one commodity...
先生们 世界上…
the world never seems to run out of?
什么东西是不会消失的？
Criminals, gentlemen.
是犯罪
Lawbreakers.
违法
Every nation in the world struggles...
世界上每个国家都面临…
with the issue of overcrowded prisons.
罪犯过多的问题
So, what do we do with all these villains?
我们该怎样处置这些罪犯
Find the solution to that problem...
只要能解决这个问题…
and the governments of the world would pay you through their nose.
各国政府都会对你言听计从
Fortunately, I have found a solution.
幸运地 我找到解决办法了
We empty every prison on the entire planet,
我们清空各国的监狱
we take the resulting tidal wave of human scum...
我们把这些人渣集中起来…
and we put it here.
统统放到这里
The moment I am crowned king,
只要我一戴上王冠
I will turn England into the largest prison...
我就会把英格兰变成世界上有史以来…
in the history of the world.
最大的监狱
210,000 square miles...
21万平方英里…
of prime real estate...
的土地…
conveniently separated from true civilization...
依靠20英里的海峡…
by 20 miles of ocean...
毫不费力地跟文明世界隔开
- and soon to be available... - Come on.
-很快就可以… -来
for the entire world to dump its human waste in.
提供给世界各国倾倒人渣
According to current projections,
按照现在的计划
we will not run out ofprison space for the next 500 years.
今后500年内都不会有监狱不足的问题
So, tonight one, and only one, of you...
今晚 你们当中只有一位…
will leave here owning 49 percent...
可以带着49%的…
of this venture.
股份离开这里
So that's his little game.
这就是他的把戏
We must get hold of that DVD.
我们要把那张DVD夺过来
But how, Johnny? There's only two of us.
强尼 怎样做 我们只有两个人
You're young, Miss Campbell, and inexperienced.
罗拉小姐 你太嫩了 经验不足
What you seem to have forgotten is that...
你忘了一点…
nobody knows we are here.
没人知道我们在这
At our disposal we have the vital element of surprise.
我的计划是 突袭
Now, my plan is simple but effective.
这个计划即简单又有效
I shall drop from the gallery at this end ofthe room
我从房间尽头的画廊跳下去
and take Sauvage prisoner.
劫持沙维奇做人质
You will then enter from the far door,
然后你从那边的门进入
cutting off any means of escape.
防止他们逃跑
Then, using Sauvage as a hostage,
只要劫持了沙维奇
we'll get the hell out ofhere. Clear?
我们就能离开 明白吗？
Get 'em up, you French ponce.
站起来 你这法国佬
But, Mr English, I'm gobsmacked!
英格力先生 我真是大吃一惊
What an unexpected surprise.
真是太突然了
Surprises are very much my speciality, Sauvage.
沙维奇 突袭可是我的强项
I think we've seen enough of this.
戏演够了
I know exactly what you're planning,
我已知道你的计划
and I'm here to put a stop to it.
我就是来阻止你的
My bottom will be king of England before you are.
只要有我在 休想当英国国王
Wrong again.
又错了
Perhaps you'd care to look behind you.
我想你最好看一下背后
Oh, please.
别吓我了
Lorna!
罗拉
I'm sorry,Johnny.
对不起 强尼
Well, I'm afraid that we'll have to...
今晚的表演…
conclude the floor show for tonight.
该结束了
Not so fast, Sauvage.
没那么容易 沙维奇
You may have taken me,
你可以打败我
but you'll never take England.
但你绝不会打败英国
Not as long as I have breath in my body...
只要我还有一口气在…
or a bullet in my gun.
还剩一颗子弹
You know, Mr English,
知道吗 英格力先生
I'm going to miss you. Really.
我真的会很想念你的
You're very entertaining. I thank you.
你太有趣了 谢谢你
Take them away.
带走
Good morning, everybody,
大家早上好
and welcome to the breakfast show.
欢迎收听早餐秀
As the crowds are gathering here for the crowning of our first French king...
人们聚集在此 观看自1066年以来…
since the year 1066,
第一个法国藉英王的加冕礼
call here at London FM
请拨伦敦调频
with the top ten things you most love about the French.
谈谈你最爱的法国十件事
We haven 't had any calls yet, uh, at all,
我们暂时还没接到听众电话
but the lines are still open and I'll give you that number again
我们的热线在等待 号码是…
0207... 0-2-0-7. Zero, deux, Zero, sept.
This is not good, Johnny.
强尼 情形不妙
We've got to think of something.
我们得想个办法
Wait a minute. I've got an idea.
等等 我有办法了
Hop! Hop!
跳
And hop! And hop! And stop!
再跳 停
Now, are you familiar...
你知道吗 危地马拉三角地带的…
with the shaman throat warblers of the Guatemalan delta?
萨满教徒运用颤音唱歌
What?
什么
It has long been their belief...
他们一直相信…
that a whistle pitched at the precise resonant frequency of a metal lock...
当口哨的频率与锁芯的频率相同时…
will vibrate the levers in such a way that the door will simply swing open.
引起的共振会把锁舌打开
Unbelievable.
难以置信
And kneel.
跪下
Right. Here goes.
好了 我开始了
I can't hear anything.
我什么也听不到
I'm into ultrasonic.
我在用超声波
Johnny, will you just stop all this and face facts?
你就不能停下面对现实吗？
We've failed.
我们失败了
The only thing that can save us now is a miracle.
能救我们的只有奇迹
It worked!
成功了
Sir?
长官
I don't know why you hauled yourself up that dreadful poo tube, Bough,
鲍夫 真弄不懂你干嘛要从臭管子爬上来
when there was a perfectly good ladder right beside it.
不是有梯子吗
Now, Sauvage may have fooled the country...
沙维奇可能已经利用假的大主教
with his fake archbishop and his secret agenda,
骗了全国
but he hasn't fooled me.
但他骗不了我
So, here's the plan.
计划是这样的
Let all good people rejoice
让所有善良的人民来欢庆
Rejoice
欢庆
Rejoice
欢庆
Let all good people rejoice
让所有善良的人民来欢庆
Rejoice
欢庆
Rejoice
欢庆
Rejoice
欢庆
Rejoice
欢庆
Rejoice
欢庆
And sing
并高歌
Sirs, you are hereby called to witness the anointing...
诸位 你们今天将在此见证
of your one true lord
你们的主人和未来的
and future king Pascal.
国王帕斯卡 接受洗礼
Pascal,
帕斯卡
are you willing to take the oath?
你同意宣誓吗
I am willing.
我愿意
Then be thou anointed...
我现以圣油…
with this holy oil.
为你洗礼
And do you,
你所选定的
the chosen bishops of England, Scotland and Wales,
英格兰 苏格兰和威尔士的主教
ascent to this anointing?
你们同意洗礼吗
For Scotland, I do.
苏格兰同意
For Wales, I do.
威尔士同意
For England, I do not!
英格兰 不同意
English!?
英格力！？
That man must not be crowned king because he is...
这人不能接受加冕 因为他是…
a fraudster, a charlatan and a thief.
是可恶骗子 是贼
No, please. Let him speak.
别阻止他 让他说完
It is this man, Pascal Sauvage,
就是他 帕斯卡·沙维奇
who stole the Crown Jewels,
偷走了王冠
who forced the queen to abdicate...
逼迫女王退位…
and who would kill anyone who got in his way.
并杀死了所有阻挡他的人
It is the end, Herr English.
够了 英格力先生
He has cheated, conned and manipulated...
他欺骗了这个国家…
this great country for his own ends.
为了达到他自己的目的
He's fooled you all!
他把你们都骗了
What's more, this whole ceremony is a sham...
还有 这个仪式也是假的…
because that man standing in front of you...
因为站在你们面前的这个人…
is not the archbishop of Canterbury.
不是坎特伯雷大主教
English, a word ofadvice:
英格力 我劝你一句
Don't go there.
别太过火了
Shut it, Frenchy.
闭嘴 法国佬
I'll go wherever I damn well please.
我爱怎样就怎样
- Now take it off.
现在 摘下来
What?
摘什么？
Your face is made of plastic.
你的塑料面具
Remove it at once.
现在就摘下来
I have no idea what you're talking about.
我不知道你在说什么
Right.
好吧
Well, I'll just have to remove it myself.
那我就亲自动手了
Come on!
下来
Maybe it pulls up from the front.
可能是从前面拉
Come on, you!
下来啊
Aaah! Thank you very much.
啊哈 非常感谢
Must be a join here somewhere.
肯定有个接口
Fascinating performance as always, Monsieur English,
精彩的表演 英格力先生
but I'm afraid we must move on.
但我们必须继续进行
Nobody's moving anywhere until I'm finished...
在我跟这个贱人了结前
with this piece of low-life.
谁也不许动
Do you or do you not...
你的屁股上是不是…
have tattooed on your bottom the words,
绣着纹身…
"Jesus is coming, look busy?"
耶酥来了 看上去挺忙
Are you insane?
你有病啊
Well, let's find out, shall we?
让我秀给大家看 好吧？
Go on, over.
转过去
Go on, let's have a look.
来吧 让我们看一看
Excellent!
太精彩了
All right,
看来
so I was wrong about the archbishop's bottom.
我把大主教的屁股弄错了
But there's more.
但 还有
But not, I'm afraid, today.
恐怕今天什么都没有了
Sergeant, please take this man away.
把这个人带走
- But be gentle with him.
对他客气点儿
Do you think that's it?
你以为这就完了
You think I don't have more evidence?
你以为我就没证据了
My loyal subordinate is standing by with a DVD...
我的部下有一张DVD…
which shows Sauvage's hideous plans for this country.
里面录下了沙维奇的丑恶计划
Get him out! Get him out of here!
弄出去 把他弄出去
Play it, Bough! Play the disk!
播 鲍夫 播放碟片
Play it! Now!
马上播放 立刻
You're so hot teasing me
你是那么热辣地 戏弄我
So you're blue
你现在有点郁闷
But I can't take a chance on a chick like you
可我上哪找你这样的姑娘
It's somethin' I couldn't do
有些事我不能做
Well, I can dance with you
要是能让你高兴
Honey if you think it's funny
咱们来跳个舞
Doesyour mother know that you're out
你妈妈知道你出去了吗
And I could shout with you
跟你一起高呼
Baby Flirt a little, maybe
跟你打情骂俏
Doesyour mother know that you're out
你妈妈知道你出去了吗
Take it easy
慢慢放松
Better slow down girl
慢慢来吧姑娘
That's no way to go
现在已无路可去
Doesyour mother know
你妈妈知道吗
Well, shall we?
可以继续了吗
Then as Solomon was anointed king...
正如所罗门接受牧师沙都克和…
by Zadok the priest and Nathan the prophet,
先知内森之圣油被封为王
so be thou anointed...
圣油赐予汝…
and consecrated king...
众人之…
over all the peoples...
圣君…
whom the Lord thy God...
上帝赐予汝…
hath given thee to govern...
管治众人之力量…
and of all your possessions,
及所有之财产
wherever they may be.
无论在哪
And so, in the name of the Father...
现在 以圣父…
and of the Son...
圣子…
and of the Holy Ghost,
以及圣灵之名
I crown you.
我加冕你…
Damn it!
该死
- Give it back! - No!
-还给我 -不
- That is my crown! - Never!
-那是我的王冠 -永远不会
- Give it back! - Never in a million years, Sauvage!
-还给我 -永远别想 沙维奇
- Give it to me! - Get off.
-还给我 -别碰
Give it back!
还给我
- Stop! - Shut up!
-停手 -闭嘴！
All this stupid little country have to do is stand in line...
这愚蠢的小国只要规规矩矩…
and do what it's told for one miserable day!
照我的说话做一天就行了
But can it do that?
但它能做到吗？
My fragrant French ass says: "it can!"
我那香喷喷的法国屁股说 它能
Merde!
废物
Give it! The crown, eh? The crown! Go!
交出王冠 戴上 快
And so, in the name ofthe Father...
现在 以圣父…
and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost,
圣子 以及圣灵之名
I crown you...
我加冕你…
king.
为王
What.
太搞了吧
Arrest that man...
逮捕那个人
and lock him away.
关起来
英国国歌 《天佑吾王》
God save the king.
天佑吾王
Long live the king.
万寿无疆
God save the king.
天佑吾王
Amen, amen...
阿门 阿门…
Amen, amen
阿门 阿门
Hallelujah, amen
哈利路亚 阿门
God save the king...
天佑吾王…
Words can hardly express
对你的所做的一切
just how much we appreciate everything you've done.
言语无法表达出我的感激之情
Nothing more than my duty, ma'am.
陛下 这是我的职责
And in return,
作为回报
is there anything that your queen and country can do for you?
女王和国家能为你做点什么吗
Well,
那么
Since one is asking, ma'am.
既然你开了金口 陛下…
The headlines again. In celebration of her return to the throne,
为庆祝重登王位
the queen has declared August 5th a national holiday...
女王宣布8月5日为全国的节日…
and has conferred
并授予一位
a knighthood on the unnamed MI7 agent...
无名的军情七处特工爵士称号
responsible for foiling the plot of
奖励其挫败了法国奸商
French businessman Pascal Sauvage.
帕斯卡·沙维奇的阴谋
Mr Sauvage is now awaiting trial for high treason,
沙维奇正等着以叛国罪被审讯
a crime which still carries the death penalty.
这是唯一会获死刑的罪名
If found guilty,
一旦罪名成立
he's asked that his brain be donated to medical science...
他的大脑将会被用于医学研究…
to further research into the causes of hyper manic schizophrenia.
以进一步研究狂躁精神分裂症的病因
Meanwhile, the unnamed English agent has left the country...
同时 那位无名的特工已离开了祖国…
and has already embarked on his next challenging mission.
开始他的下一项任务
法国南部某处
Sir Johnny English.
英格力爵士
Her Majesty did seem very grateful.
看来女王陛下对我很满意
She's not the only one.
对你满意的可不止她一个
迷你酒吧
You are full of surprises.
你总是让人惊喜
Johnny!
强尼…
谢 谢 观 赏
One eye on the shadows
一只眼看着阴影处
Protecting his fellows
保护着他的同事
From sunup to the moon on his back
从日出到月光照在他背上
Sendin' villains to Hades, A hit with the ladies
送坏蛋门进地狱 让女士们动心
A stallion in the sack
布袋里的种马
You can't get your life back when right follows left, jack
当右跟着左时 你不能要回你的命 杰克
The more you see the less you know
你看到的越多 明白越少
When others would leak it his service is secret
当别人泄露时 他的使命是秘密的
Plays God when it's your time to go
当是你的时候时 上帝也帮忙
Hey, fellas Don't be jealous
嗨 伙计们 不要嫉妒
功臣英格力授勋为爵士
When they made him they broke the mould
当他们造他的时候弄坏了模子
So charismatic with an automatic
有自发的超凡魅力
Never prematurely shooting his load, ha
从来没有太早地开火 哈
Queen and country safe and sound
女王和国家安全而强健
With villains six feet underground
坏蛋们在地底下六英尺
And no one knows'cause no one's found any trace
而且没有人知道 因为没有人发现任何蛛丝马迹
Of a man for all seasons
一个男人的四季行踪
Loves'em and leaves'em alone
爱他们 让他们独来独往
So alone
孤胆英雄
Andyou and I wouldn't have a clue
而我和你都没法知道
Who's doin' what, why when and who
谁会干什么 为什么 什么时候 以及对谁
Up a creek with no canoe
在小溪里没有独木舟
Watch out for the man for all seasons
一年四季要小心着那个人
Loves'em and leaves'em alone
爱他们 让他们独来独往
So alone But safe at home
多么孤单 只是在家很安全
But safe at home But safe at home
只是在家很安全 只是在家很安全
Queen and country safe and sound
女王和国家安全而强健
With villains six feet underground
坏蛋们在地底下六英尺
And no one knows'cause no one's found any trace
而且没有人知道 因为没有人发现任何蛛丝马迹
Of a man for all seasons
一个男人的四季行踪
Loves'em and leaves'em alone
爱他们 让他们独来独往
So alone
孤胆英雄
And you and I wouldn't have a clue
而我和你都没法知道
Who's doin' what, why when and who
谁会干什么 为什么 什么时候 以及对谁
Up a creek with no canoe
在小溪里没有独木舟
Watch out for the man for all seasons
一年四季要小心着那个人
L oves'em and leaves'em alone
爱他们 让他们独来独往
So alone But safe at home
多么孤单 只是在家很安全
Queen and country Safe and sound
女王和国家安全而强健
With villains six feet underground
坏蛋们在地底下六英尺
And no one knows'cause no one's found any trace
而且没有人知道 因为没有人发现任何蛛丝马迹
Of a man for all seasons
一个男人的四季行踪
Loves'em and leaves'em alone
爱他们 让他们独来独往
So alone
孤胆英雄
And you and I wouldn't have a clue
而我和你都没法知道
Who's doin' what, why when and who
谁会干什么 为什么 什么时候 以及对谁
Up a creek with no canoe
在小溪里没有独木舟
Watch out for the man for all seasons
一年四季要小心着那个人
Loves'em and leaves'em alone
爱他们 让他们独来独往
So alone
孤胆英雄
But safe at home
只是在家很安全
Oh-Oh-Ohh, yeah