伙计们 沙尘暴即将来临 我们身处险境 Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming.
这风让人毛骨悚然 我们需要离开 My men are terrified. We must leave.
我有预感古墓就在附近 That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it.
罗伯特 放弃吧 我们已经找了两个月! Please, Robert, it's been two months!
阿奇 我不会放弃的! Archie, I'm not stopping!
爸爸! Dad!
风为什么这么大 爸? What's going on with this wind, Pop?
C.J 去货车上等着 C.J, go wait in the truck.
我不想在车上无所事事 I don't want to just wait in the truck.
快上车! 风越来越大了! I said go! Windows up!
罗伯特! Robert!
- 弗雷德里克斯先生 - 怎么了? - Mr. Fredericks! - What?
啊! Ah!
救命! Help!
C.J吗? C.J?
你还好吗? Are you all right?
是的 我很好! Yeah, I'm fine!
我下来了! I'm coming down!
太好了! Yes!
阿卡曼拉的古墓我找了20年 I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah for 20 years,
可你呢? and what do you do?
却直接掉在古墓里 You fall right into it!
阿米尔 把这些东西搬走 Amir, start loading the trucks.
弗雷德里克斯先生... Mr. Fredericks...
我们没时间了 There is no time.
沙尘暴就要来了 The storm is almost upon us.
那你手脚利索些 Then you'd better hurry.
大家一起加油工作 Come on. Everybody works.
小子! 你想干嘛? Hey! What's the matter with you? Huh?
他说"我们要赶紧离开这个地方" He said, "We must leave this place immediately."
"如果谁惊扰了这座古墓... "If anyone disturbs this tomb...
末日将会降临" the end will come."
"末日将会降临" "The end will come."
继续搬 We load the trucks.
我有预感惊扰古墓将是一个可怕的错误! I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake!
这不是错误 我们正在创造历史! We're not making a mistake, we're making history!
别担心! Don't worry!
C.J! 我们走! C.J! Let's go!
"末日将降临" "The end will come."
欢迎各位来到盛大的开幕式... Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening...
参观面目一新的海登天文馆... of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium...
这里是自然历史博物馆 here at the Museum of Natural History.
汇集了纽约的社会名流... New York's glitterati have all turned out...
这必将是一个难忘的夜晚... for what has promised to be a memorable evening...
充满了眼花缭乱的特技效果... filled with the dazzling special effects...
以及科技魔幻... and technical wizardry we've all come to admire from this museum...
当然还有它最著名的晚间节目 and its renowned Night Program.
今晚会棒棒哒！ Tonight gonna be fun-fun!
看谁来了! Here come Dum Dum!
嘿，我们准备好了吗 珊可? Hey, how we doing, Sac?
雷克西被擦亮和上蜡了 Rexy is waxed and buffed.
泰迪在整理胡须 Teddy is grooming his moustache.
我和原始人进行了火警演习 Oh, and I reviewed fire safety procedures with the primordial men.
你最近见过他们吗? By the way, have you seen them lately?
有一个新来的原始人 The museum has added a new one.
什么? 没见过 What? No.
还有 让百夫长们准备好 可以吗? Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right?
我知道他们彩排的时候很努力... They really went for it in the dress rehearsal...
但他们对舞步还不太适应 and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves.
大家听我说 Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up.
我不想制造紧张的气氛... I don't want to make anybody nervous...
但市长和州长都会莅临 but the mayor and the governor are both out there.
还有 我不是百分之百确定 And, uh, I'm not 100 percent sure,
但里吉斯·菲尔宾也许也会来 but I think Regis Philbin, too.
里囧·菲尔波? Reeju Philbo?
是的 里囧·菲尔波 Yeah, Reeju Philbo.
好的 雷克西 帮我一下 Okay, Rexy, do me a favor.
小心你的尾巴 有篝火 Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame.
你好 德克斯特... Oh, Dexter...
感觉怎样? 我的朋友 how you doing, my man?
热好身了吗? All limbered up?
看上去不错 我喜欢你的领带 Looking good. I like the tie.
有点像脱衣舞团的蝴蝶结 Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on.
一切准备就绪 可以开始了吗? All chalked up, ready to go?
很好 大家放轻松 好吗? Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay?
拉里 Larry.
你最好来看一下 You better come see this.
见过类似情况吗? Have you ever seen it like this before?
从没有 Never
从未发生这类腐蚀现象 This corrosion has never happened before.
这块黄金碑一直保持原样 It's always been exactly the same.
我在想发生了什么 I wonder what's up with it.
但没结果 I have no idea.
实话说... And to be honest...
我父亲比我更了解这块碑的秘密 my father knew the secrets of the tablet better than I did.
不幸的是 他发誓绝口不说 Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them.
一个字也没说 He never did.
啊! Whoa!
你还好吗? You okay?
是的 Yes.
我很好 Yes, I'm fine.
今晚先不管这块碑了 可以吗? Just take it easy out there tonight, all right?
还有15分钟就要演出了 You got 15 minutes till showtime.
我们明天再把它弄清楚 We're gonna figure this out tomorrow.
好的 All right.
快看! Look at that!
真该死! Doggone it!
你看到了吗? Did you see that?
它们居然想抓住光 They're trying to catch the light.
放弃吧 猫咪们 你们不可能赶上光! But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light!
光就像人类的快乐一样难以捉摸! It's as elusive as human happiness!
我想留一条评论 I should like to comment.
- 召唤工具 - 好 - Summon the apparatus. - Yeah.
召唤工具! Summon the apparatus!
你想留什么评论? What are you gonna say?
L... L...
O... O...
L. L
"大声笑" 我确实被逗乐了 "Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did.
现在 传我御旨 Now, post these adorable kittens
把这些可爱的猫咪 分享到Facebook上去 with my edict of approval to Facebook.
帮我加一句"太赞了"... Give a big Texas "hell yeah" from old Jedediah...
因为我也喜欢! because I loved it too!
加一个笑脸就可以 Just send a smiley face.
对的 还要眨眼睛! Yeah, but with a wink!
一个眨眼睛的笑脸! A smiley face and a wink!
你们这是在干嘛? Guys, what are you doing?
我们在看猫咪 We're just watching kittens.
五分钟后就要工作了 专注点 You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here.
我说过没有时间了! I told you we don't have time for this!
你还想加赞呢 You gave it a Texas "hell yeah!"
泰迪 准备好了吗? Hey, Teddy, ready to roll?
准备好了 Indeed, Lawrence.
太好了 我就像当年参加美西战争一样... Great. Battle of San Juan Hill...
非常淡定 cool as a cucumber.
你这种热锅上的蚂蚁是不会理解我的 Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe.
我看好你哟 You're gonna be great.
- 劳伦斯? -怎么了? - Lawrence? - Yeah.
你最近见过那些原始人吗? Have you seen the Neanderthals lately?
没有 为什么所有人一直在讨论原始人? No. Why does everybody keep talking about this?
去看看 有惊喜哦! You may want to give it a look!
大家好 发生了什么? Hey, guys, what's going on?
哇塞! Ooh!
无语 Okay.
好吧 是有惊喜 All right, very funny.
非常滑稽 That's hilarious.
你不用下来 You don't have to come down.
真的不用 It's okay, really.
你好 我叫拉里 Hi, how are you? I'm Larry.
我叫拉... I'm Laaa...
你叫拉? You're "Laaa"?
拉 Laaa.
拉 很高兴认识你 Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa.
欢迎来到这里 还有... Welcome aboard, and...
是的 我们长相很相似 Yes, we look similar.
我承认 我们撞脸了 Yeah, we look like each other, I know.
这一定是老天爷在整我 It's a joke that somebody played.
麦克菲博士故意把你弄的像我 Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me.
这真是... It's just a...
停下来 好吗? Stop it. Stop, okay?
爸爸? - 什么? Dada? - What?
爸爸 Dada.
不 我不是你爸爸 No, not your Dada.
是的 你是 Yeah, Dada.
- 不 停下来 - 爸爸 - No. Stop. - Dada.
- 爸爸! - 爸爸! - Dada! - Dada!
不 我不是他的... 我不是你爸爸 No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada.
有人喜当爹了! Dum Dum got a new son-son!
不 我没有 No, he doesn't.
爸爸! Dada!
大家一起敬新的女议长一杯 A toast to our new chairwoman.
大家一起干杯 Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
音乐起 Cue the music.
泰迪准备三 二 一... And Teddy in three, two...
自从1869年 当我还是个11岁的小男孩... Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11...
这座博物馆就是这个城市耀眼的明珠 this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city.
今晚 我们要继续放远目光... Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further...
望向太阳... to the Sun...
月亮和星星 the Moon, and the stars.
追溯到很早以前... From our very beginning...
人类就开始仰望星空 mankind has looked to the heavens
赋予他们所看到的星星名字 and given names to what he saw.
也就是星座 The constellations.
今晚 你们将有幸看见这些星座 I thought you might like to meet them.
星座表演准备! Cue the constellations.
太棒了 Wow.
猎户座! Orion, the hunter!
什么? What?
一切尽在掌握中 All planned. All planned.
我一开始就知道会发生什么 I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah.
大伙做的很好 一切顺利进行 Good. Going great, guys. Going great.
把丝带放下来 Let's drop the silks.
猴兄上 And go with the monkey.
这是什么? What?
加油 Come on.
这也是我的创意 That's what I do.
谢谢你们的资助... Thank you for your patronage...
以及对我们一贯的支持 and for your unwavering support of this fine institution.
新修缮的天文台将一直... This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens...
"战友们 让我们重上战场"! "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"
说啥玩意? What?
冲呀! Charge!
我的狂野骑士们! Rough Riders!
- 没事的! 稍等片刻就好! - 这也是表演的一部分? -It's okay! Just hang on! - Is this part of it?
对不起 技术故障 Sorry folks, a little technical issue.
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
按剧本走 按剧本走 好吗? Stick to the script. Stick to the script! - Huh?
- 是我呀! - 我不认识你 - It's me! - I don't know you.
用力拉! Pull!
虽然不知道发生了什么 但真爽! I don't know what's come over me, but I like it!
绊倒他们! Drop 'em!
太棒了! 太棒了! Yeah! Yeah!
发生了什么? What's going on?
快想办法! Do something!
真遗憾! Oh!
你在干什么? What are you doing?
好痛! Ah!
猎户座 别! Orion, don't!
雷克西! Rexy!
伙伴们 你们都怎么了? Guys, what was going on out there?
说真的 你们在想什么? Seriously, what were you thinking?
拉 我一个人可以搞定 明白吗? Laaa, I got this, all right?
你去那边安静的做一个美男子吧 Just... Go over there.
不 是那边 No, go over there.
快去 Go.
阿提拉... Attila...
兄弟 你对那个冰海豚做了什么? what were you doing to that dolphin, man?
那是海豚呀! It's a dolphin!
地球上最友好的物种... It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth...
而你却像挖洞穴一样弄碎它 and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something.
你看到里吉斯·菲尔宾当时什么表情吗? Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face?
里囧? Reeju?
对 就是他 Yeah, Reeju.
泰迪 你为什么拿枪对着我? Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me?
劳伦斯 原谅我 我不知道中了什么邪 Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me.
你不记得当时的情况了吗? Do you even remember that?
一点都不记得了 Not at all.
拉 关掉它 那是除颤器 Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator.
放下它 很危险! Put it down. It's dangerous!
拉 那东西不是耳机 有电的 Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones.
停下来! Stop it!
天呀! 德克斯特! Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter!
你也在逗我吗? What are you doing?
哈? Huh?
如果你非得装的像个婴儿一样 Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby,
那我就给你包上尿不湿 then I'll get you some diapers.
你喜欢帮宝适是吧? 哈? You want diapers again? Huh?
喂! 喂! Whoa! Whoa!
别那么激动 伙计 Ease up on the reins there, hoss.
你看不出来吗? 他现在感觉很糟! Can't you see? He feels terrible!
我们也一样! Hell, we all do!
我不知道你们到底是怎么了... I don't know what's going on with everybody here...
但是今晚很诡异 真的很诡异 but tonight was really weird. Really weird.
我们感觉糟透了 We feel awful.
我们好像被某种邪恶的魔法操控了! Something took hold of us like an evil spell!
没错 我们感觉好像根本就不是自己本人 Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.
- 喂? - 拉里 - Hello? - Larry.
哦 是麦克菲博士啊 Hey, Dr. McPhee.
我是 你好啊 一切顺利吗? Yeah, hi. How's it going?
呃 还好还好 Uh, okay.
哦 不错不错 挺好挺好 Good, good, good, good, good, good.
你听过因为害怕被霸王龙当成沙包一样蹂躏丢掉小命... You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin...
而躲在垃圾箱里的人发出的声音吗? fearing for your life because a Tyrannosaurus rex is using it as a hacky sack?
不 我没听过 No. I don't know that sound.
你没听过啊? 哦 那你等一下哈 You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second.
就是这种声音! 这下听到了吧! 这特么简直就是噩梦! That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams!
对不起 听着 我真的很抱歉 I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry.
我向你发誓 我根本不知道事情会变成这样 I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen.
我根本不知道事情会变成这样 "I had no idea it was gonna happen.
我只是负责特效 "I'm only in charge of all the special effects."
这全都怪你! 这特效都是你搞出来的! It was your fault! They were your special effects!
- 不 我知道 - 真是个笑话 - No, I know. - That's a joke.
特殊效果? 我看就是个特殊... "Special effects"? More like "special...
笑话! "defects!"
听着 我向你保证 我会查清究竟是怎么一回事的 Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened.
或者可以说这是场特别的败笔! Or they were "special rejects!"
我很抱歉 麦克菲博士 我得挂了 I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go.
喂! Hey!
尼基! 尼基! Nicky! Nicky!
别蹦了! Stop hopping!
老爸 你搞什么啊? Dad, what are you doing?
你在搞什么啊? What are you doing?
都半夜三点了 It's 3:00 AM.
好了好了 派对到此为止! All right, party's over!
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你是谁? Who are you?
- 我是苏菲 - 苏菲? - I'm Sophie. - Sophie?
该回家了吧? Bye Bye Birdie?
- 是的 - 玩得 - Right. - It was good.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thanks. - Yeah.
那明晚见? See you tomorrow night?
- 这可能不行 - 明晚可能可以 - Probably not. - Probably.
这绝对不行 Definitely not.
再见 Bye.
你摊上事了 You're in so much trouble.
我摊上大事了 I know.
我真没想到你这么早就回家了 I didn't really know you were coming home early.
对 很显然你失算了 Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
我是说... I mean...
你怎么可以胡闹成这样? what makes you think this is okay?
当我不在我妈那里住时你晚上从来都不管我的 When I'm not at Mom's you leave me alone, like, every night.
听着 这段时间你不能玩的这么坑爹 Look, you can't be doing this right now.
你还有期末考试 你纽约大学的申请还有多久 两周就截止了是吧? You got finals, your NYU application is due in what, two weeks?
我不会被纽约大学录取的 I'm not gonna get into NYU.
- 这可不一定 - 不 我确定 - You don't know that. - No, I do.
你肯定不知道 You don't know that.
我确信我知道的很清楚 事实上压根我就不打算申请纽约大学 I do very much know that, in the sense that I don't intend to apply.
你说什么? What?
我觉得纽约大学现在并不太适合我 老爸 I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad.
好的 这没什么 你翅膀硬了想飞出去转转... Okay. All right, fine. You want to spread your wings a little...
想离开市区 去上学或是做些别的 get out of the city, go to school somewhere else.
这没问题! 我完全支持 你直接告诉我就好了啊 Okay! I totally support that. All you had to do was tell me.
那你打算去哪? Where do you want to go?
- 你有些什么计划? - 我的计划不多 - What's the list? - It's a short list.
这很好 我就喜欢这样 简明扼要 Great. I like it. Focus.
我的计划会少得让你吃惊的 老爹 因为... I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, because it's...
我没有计划 There's nothing on it.
啥都没... There's...
你把我搞懵了 你根本没有计划... I'm confused, because there's not a list...
爸? Dad?
嗯你说? Mmm-hmm?
我想休整一年 I want to take a year off.
你刚才说的正是我要做的 I would like to do exactly what you just said.
我想展翅高飞 I want to spread my wings.
哦 你想展翅高飞 这很好啊 You want to spread your wings, that's great.
但你总不能光扑腾翅膀在原地打转吧 But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere.
- 计划会变的 - 不 不会的 - Plans change. - No, they don't.
计划不会改变的 No, they don't. Plans don't change.
我们之前定的计划 已经变了 We had a plan, it changed.
- 那计划一开始就不是我想要的 - 不 - It's disorienting at first. - No.
你不能擅自改变计划... You can't change the plan...
除非你跟这个计划的赞助者商量... unless you check with the people who are financing the plan...
就像上一次 我做的那样 which is, last time I checked,
跟你老妈和我 懂吗? your mother and I. Okay?
老爸 以后我们可以坐下来慢慢讨论这些计划 Dad, we could sit here and just have this conversation about plans...
但是今天已经太晚了 but for now, let's call it a night.
我们干脆连屋子先别收拾了 好吗? Let's not even clean up, right?
我们明天再聊 Let's come back tomorrow.
今天咱先养精蓄锐 Let's reboot the whole energy,
原地满血满状态复活... the whole tone of this puppy...
然后我们火力全开搞定它 老爸 and we'll kill it, man.
达利一家! 不过不是今晚 是明天 Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow.
我说 达利小家长 Hey, Team Daley?
- 在? - 啥也别说了 - Yeah? - Stop talking.
好吧 Okay.
你来收拾屋子 我去睡觉 You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed.
然后我们明天要继续把这个话题聊完 And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow.
好! 碰! Yeah! Get some!
给老娘碰啊! Get some!
这就对了 对就是这样 That's it. Yeah.
嗨 Hi.
我叫拉里·达利 我是夜场秀的负责人 I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program.
我知道你是谁 你是那个保安 I know who you are. You're the security guard.
是的 我也是夜场秀的负责人 Yeah, also head of the Night Program.
我正在做一些研究... I'm doing some research...
我想知道你是否能帮帮我 and I was wondering if you could help me out.
呵呵 夜间保安在做研究 Mmm. Night guard doing research.
呜啦啦! Ooh la-la!
好吧 Yeah.
呃 我想知道你们这里可能有的任何 Uh, I'm just looking for anything
跟阿卡曼拉黄金碑有关的信息 that you might have on the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
在中间的过道 Center aisle.
对 走到一半 在你左边的书架上 Great. Halfway down, stacks on your left.
我碰! Get it!
我说... So...
你为啥对这块碑这么好奇啊? what makes you so curious about the tablet?
呃! 这个 那个... Oh! Just, uh...
纯属兴趣 你懂的 个人爱好 Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine.
我真希望能和这些人聊聊 I wish I could talk to these guys.
嗯 不行 Well, you can't.
我知道 Yeah.
因为他们都不在了 Because they're dead.
是啊 Right.
但是 呃 看这个人 But, uh, look at that one.
看起来像个孩子 是吧? Looks like a kid, huh?
你该不会告诉我你认识他吧? You didn't know him, did you?
他叫C·J·弗雷德里克斯 C.J Fredericks.
之前在这儿工作 He worked here.
- 他在这儿工作过? - 是啊 不过是他长大之后 - He worked here? - Yeah, when he grew up.
- 不可能 - 事实如此 - No. - Yeah.
他也是夜间保安 He was a night guard.
跟你一样 Same as you.
等等 C.J. Wait a minute. C.J.
C·J·弗雷德里克斯 C.J Fredericks.
塞西尔·弗雷德里克斯? Cecil Fredericks?
我们这里来过的最性感的夜间保安 Sexiest night guard we ever had.
算上你在内 Present company included.
额滴神啊 那个舞跳的 Boy, could that man move.
拉里? Larry?
嗨 塞西尔 Hey, Cecil.
我的天 多少年没见了! My God, it's been years!
看起来你过的相当不错 You look like you're doing pretty good.
我风姿不减当年 老兄 I've still got it, pal.
你来这儿干什么? What are you doing here?
我需要跟你聊聊那块碑 I need to talk to you about the tablet.
这死矮冬瓜来这干什么? What the heck is Short Stack doing here?
嗨 格斯 你看起来很精神啊 Hey, Gus. You're looking well.
这是雷金纳德 Reginald.
你又来这儿陷害我们吗? Are you here to frame us again?
想把我们送回局子里? Send us back to the slammer?
我根本没有陷害你 你本来就在偷东西 I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing.
而且还是我把你从里面捞出来的 所以... And I was the one that got you out of jail, so...
啊没错没错 我们在这里过得很好 Yeah. We've got a nice life here.
过去的都过去了 我们早翻篇了 The past is the past. We've moved on.
这家伙这么看也不像翻篇了 I don't think this guy's moved on.
听他说话 猴子脸 Listen to him, monkey face.
我们已经把所有关于那块碑的事都放下了 拉里 We've put all that tablet stuff behind us, Larry.
都是些陈年旧事了 It's old news.
而且我们对那块碑一无所知 Besides, we really never knew anything about that old tablet.
我们仅仅是在那工作过而已 We just worked there.
黄金碑出了怪事 Something's up with it.
我说过了 我帮不了你 I told you, I can't help you.
那这个孩子可能可以 Maybe this kid can.
也许我们该私下谈谈 Maybe we'd better talk alone.
那样的探险对一个12岁男孩来说... Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing...
简直棒呆了 for a 12-year-old boy.
我一直想放下这些事 I tried to move on...
但那块碑确实有古怪 but there was something about that tablet.
它变绿了 像被腐蚀了 It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion.
接着泰迪 德克斯特... And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter...
吉达 还有屋大维 Jed and Octavius.
身体开始不听使唤 They're all acting weird.
就像被那绿锈控制了 It's like the green rust is affecting them.
末日即将降临 "The end will come."
什么? What?
那些当地人 他们警告过我们 The locals, they warned us.
他们求我们不要碰那个墓穴 They begged us to leave that tomb alone.
我一直以为这话的意思是世界末日即将来临 I thought it meant the end of the world.
但也许它的意思是... But maybe it meant the end...
魔法的终结? End of the magic?
我们真该听从他们的劝说 We should have listened.
真的 Should have listened.
但我们还是执意把阿卡曼拉和黄金碑运到了纽约 Instead, we shipped Ahk and the tablet off to New York...
把他的父母送去了英国 and his folks to England.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.
阿卡曼拉的父母在英国吗? Ahkmenrah's parents are in England?
那是一次联合探险 It was a joint expedition.
一些文物留在了埃及 Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt.
剩下的被分给了纽约和英国博物馆 The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum.
阿卡曼拉说他爸爸知道那块牌子的秘密 Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the tablet.
我想我得跟他谈谈 I think I have to go talk to him.
我想你得先听我说说 I need you to listen to me.
我们敬爱的女主席要求我辞职 Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation.
她说 既然夜场节目是我的点子... She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild...
那好坏都得由我来担着 that the buck starts and stops with me.
- 我可以解决这麻烦 - 怎么解决? - I can fix it. - How?
你得允许我带着黄金碑和阿卡曼拉去伦敦 I need you to let me take the tablet and Ahkmenrah to London.
对不起 信息正在处理中 Sorry. I'm just processing that.
输入数据分析 Input data analysis.
我刚告诉你我被炒鱿鱼了 I've just told you I'm being fired,
你问的第一件事... and the first thing you ask...
竟然是我是否同意你带走一些无价的文物... is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts...
去逍遥快活 away with you on holiday.
- 是的 求你了 - 没门儿 乔斯 - Yes. Please. - No way, Jose.
你就同意我放手去做吧 I'm asking you to please go with me on this.
- 不行 - 拜托了 - Nah. - Please.
这真不行 老兄 Can't do it, dude.
拜拜 Bye.
- 你想要打劫吗 - 啥? - Are you gonna mug me? - What?
我不知道 就是有个心理准备 I don't know. Just be prepared.
你得听我说 I need you to listen to me.
- 行吗 - 行 - Okay? - Yep.
- 你想知道真相吗? - 接着忽悠 - You want to know the truth? - Go on.
真相是 黄金碑... Truth is, the tablet...
黄金碑是有魔力的 The tablet is actually magic.
博物馆的展品夜里确实会活过来 Things really do come to life at night.
- 胡说 那都是特效 - 那不是特效 - It's special effects. - It's not special effects.
它怎么会是特效呢? How could it be special effects?
那怎么不是特效呢? How could it not be special effects?
- 因为那不是特效 - 那肯定是特效 - Because it isn't! - Of course it is!
- 让我把真相告诉你 - 什么? - I'm telling you, this is what happens. - What?
太阳一落山... Sun goes down...
黄金碑就开始发光... the tablet starts to glow...
然后展品都活过来了 everything comes to life.
- 我信我信 - 我真没骗你 - Sure. - It's real.
黄金碑开始发光 "Tablet starts to glow."
何弃疗啊你 Now I know you're mental.
听好了 黄金碑... Look, Leslie...
听我说 我不会伤害你的 Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you.
我知道 不过... I know. Just...
什么? What?
听着 没有人比我们更在乎这个地方 对吧? Listen, nobody cares about this place as much as we do, right?
嗯 Yeah.
如果你不帮我... If you don't help me...
这里的神奇之处或许就消失了... everything that's special about it might stop...
也许再也回不来了 and it may never come back.
我不要求你能理解 I'm not asking you to understand,
只是请你相信我 I'm just asking you to trust me.
我愿意帮你... I'd like to help you...
但是我已经被解雇了 but I don't even work here anymore.
英国博物馆不知道 British Museum doesn't know that.
木乃伊和黄金碑 两个都要 The mummy and the tablet, both.
例行的保护工作... Classic conservation job...
当然 是经过我的许可... under authority of me, of course...
我是博物馆主管 目前还是 the director of this museum, which I still am.
对 好 Yep, okay.
妥了 You're in.
我真的可以一个人留在纽约的 I really could have just stayed by myself in New York.
嗯 想都别想 Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen.
- 很漂亮 对吧? - 是啊 - Beautiful, huh? - Yeah.
泰晤士河 The River Thames.
我们在伦敦了 多棒啊? Isn't this cool, man, you and me in London?
- 是吧? - 嗯 - Huh? - Yeah.
嘿 我一直在想你休学的事 Hey, I've been thinking about that, uh, year off.
如何? Yeah?
我觉得也不错 I think it could be cool.
- 真的? - 嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你想做什么? What are you thinking?
这个 呃... 哇哦 Yeah. Uh... Wow.
我想去伊比沙岛当音乐主持 I think I want to DJ in Ibiza.
伊比沙? In Ibiza?
伊比沙 西班牙海岸的一个小岛 Ibiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain.
- 你会说西班牙语? - 不会 - Do you speak Spanish? - No.
但这就是美妙所在 重点在于音乐 But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music.
它不会被语言障碍阻隔 It's not inhibited by the language barrier.
是 但你有语言障碍 No, but you are.
- 你难道用节奏说话吗? - 你干嘛这么惊慌? - Do you speak in beats? - Why are you freaking out?
你刚说了这主意不错 You just said this was a really cool idea.
我没惊慌 I'm not freaking out.
我只是想知道你的计划 I just want to understand what the plan is.
你也没上过大学 You didn't go to college.
等下 你是想今后都不会去上大学吗? Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all?
- 或许吧 不确定 - 尼基 - Maybe. I don't know. - Nicky.
尼基 这不... Nicky. That's not...
爸爸 你就没去大学 也过得很好啊 Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine.
我是走了二十年死胡同后才混到不错的 I turned out okay after about 20 years in a lot of dead ends.
不管怎样吧 Whatever, man.
别担心我 没事的 Don't worry about me. It's fine.
嘿 我总会担心你的 Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you.
- 我是你爸爸 - 谢谢 - I'm your dad. - Thanks.
太阳要下山了 我们得行动了 Sun is going down. We should get going.
好 All right.
爸 你到底有什么计划? Dad, what's the plan here, anyway?
黄金碑让阿卡曼拉复活后 他会把我们偷偷带进去 When the tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life, he's gonna sneak us in.
- 现在 趴下 - 什么? - Now, get down. - What?
趴下! 快 这是冒险的一部分 Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure.
你好 欢迎来到大英博物馆 Hello. Welcome to the British Museum.
我叫蒂莉 My name's Tilly.
嗨 谢谢 Hi. Thank you.
我是来自纽约自然博物馆的拉里·达利 I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York.
- 对 对 - 我给你们... - Yeah, yeah. - I got a delivery...
文物保护部门的带来一样东西 for your conservation department.
没错! All right!
他们让你旅行啊? So they let you travel?
这次有点特殊 This is kind of unusual.
他们也让我旅行 你知道去哪吗? Well, they let me travel. You know where?
- 不知道 - 家 这里 家 - No. - Home. Here. Home.
再回这里 Back here.
上个厕所 Off to the toot-toot.
最多五分钟 Five-minute maximum.
所以在美国做保安肯定很爽吧 So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America.
- 呃... - 配着枪 消音器 - Uh... - With your gun, with a silencer,
还有忍者刀 with your ninja swords.
嗯 Right.
你说的一点都不对 That's not even a little bit true.
我唯一有的就是这个 The only thing that I got is this.
锤子! 是用来... Hammer! It's for...
这是原话 对保安室进行 and I quote, "minor repairs and beautifications"
"小修理和美化" to the shack.
哦... Oh...
你就这么敲东西？ You just hit things?
挺简单的 Yeah, that's catchy.
基本一文不值 Basically worthless.
不敢相信我们竟然还在说话 I can't believe we're actually still talking.
- 但很棒 不是吗? - 是的 - It's great, though, innit? - It is.
这是我在这儿工作三年以来 This is the most conversation I've had
说话最多的一次 in the three years that I've worked here.
我也感觉很投机呢 I feel a connection, too.
方便的话我能放东西了吗？ Is it cool if I just make my drop?
- 哦 当然 - 太好了 - Oh, yeah. - Wonderful.
但我得检查一下 But I will have to confirm.
其实 这没必要... Actually, that's not necessary...
因为他们已经检查过我刚给你的东西了 because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you.
嗯 好吧 审查中 Yeah, all right. Confirming.
- 好吧 - 好的 - Okay. - All right.
你好 我是麦克菲博士 Hello. This is Dr. McPhee.
这里是大英博物馆 先生 It's the British Museum, sir.
我想确认一件运到我们部门的东西 I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department.
没错 是我签的文件 Yes, I signed the paperwork.
现在 如果没别的事 我还要管理博物馆 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run.
你 小子 把你的脏手从明代花瓶上拿开 You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase.
懂吗? 再见 See? Bye.
好吧 All right.
- 行吗? - 好吧 你是合法的 - Good? - All right, you is legit.
我是合法的 I is legit.
- 太棒了 - 确认过 - Wonderful. - Confirm it.
- 谢谢 - 好了 我要开门了 - Thank you. - All right, I'll open the gate.
好 Okay.
嗯 所以 我男朋友... Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend...
他不喜欢我的发型 he doesn't really like the way I do my hair.
说像是我肩膀上扛着一坨黄金屎 Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder.
- 但我很喜欢 - 嗯哼 - But I really enjoy it. - Mmm-hmm.
再见 拉里! Bye, Larry!
我不懂法律... I'm not an expert...
但感觉这样做真的不合法 but this is feeling, just, really against the law.
不 他们这里法律系统完全不一样 No, they have a totally different legal system here.
好吧 Okay.
进展怎么样? How we doing?
一切正常 All clear.
好 我们走 All right, let's go.
拉里 其他人觉得 或许 我们需要帮助 Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help.
其他人? The others?
劳伦斯 我不能袖手旁观啊 Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by.
我们的生存危在旦夕 Our very survival is at stake.
没错 嘿 泰迪 好的 All right. Hey, Teddy. Good.
危机时刻的有利帮手 Good man to have in a crisis.
阿提拉 Attila.
好吧 肌肉用得上 Okay, a little muscle.
嗨 拉里 Hi, Larry.
这个盒子真是大得出奇 That is a deceptively large box.
当然啦 我们也跟过来了! Obviously, we came along, too!
没有我们你会迷路的 铁人 You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor.
你认真的? Are you serious?
还有猴子 好吧 几乎所有人 And the monkey. All right, basically everyone.
爸爸! Dada!
哦! 不 不 Oh! No, no.
他一点用处都没有 No possible benefit whatsoever.
他真的很想来 He really wanted to come.
呃 这是我儿子... Yeah, this is my son...
我的亲儿子 尼基 my actual son, Nicky.
尼基 这是拉 你好吗? Nicky, this is Laaa. What's up?
他在模仿我 He's just tracking me.
拉 Laaa.
那么 劳伦斯... So, Lawrence...
进攻计划是什么? what's the plan of attack?
我们需要进入埃及展馆 找到阿卡曼拉的父亲... We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father...
- 希望能修好黄金碑 - 哈? - and hopefully get the tablet fixed. - Huh?
所有人 All of us.
拉 那个不能吃 那不是食物 Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food.
别... Don't...
你知道吗? 我有任务给你 You know what? I got a job for you.
快来 快来 Come on, come on.
快 Come on.
我想你留在这里看门 好吗? I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay?
确保没人出入 嗯? Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay?
很好 你要做个保安 就像我一样 Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me.
好的 All right.
不 过来 No. Come here.
留在这儿... Stay here...
把手放到门上 and put your hands on the door.
好 别动 别动! Good, stay. Stay!
很好 没错 呆在这儿 Good. That's right. You stay here.
呆着 Stay here.
别动 对 Stay. Right.
不 呆在这 No. Stay.
别动! 别动 Stay! Stay.
看门 对 别动 Look there. Good. Stay.
不是 好 呆着 No. Good. Stay.
不 呆着 No. Stay.
别动! Stay!
别... 别动 Don't... Don't move.
别动 Don't move.
别 好 对 No. Good. Okay.
好了 听着 各位 Okay, listen up, guys.
这个地方即将第一次被唤醒... This place is waking up for the first time...
而我们完全不知道里面有什么 所以呆在一起 好吗? and we have no idea what's out there, so stay together, all right?
我知道很恐怖 大家伙 I know it's spooky, big guy.
互相跟紧点 Just stay close.
小伙伴们 这是哪门子闹鬼的乡间聚会啊？ What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys?
我们都觉得这超级诡异的 对吧? We're all finding this super creepy, right?
他们只是有一点害怕 They're just a little freaked out.
我们第一次复活的时候也花了点时间适应 First time we came alive it took some getting used to.
嘿 你好 我们要去埃及展馆 Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt.
快 这边 Come on. This way.
听到了吗? Hear that?
什么? Hear what?
那个 That.
如果需要我们就在下面 We'll just be down here if anyone needs us.
我们不害怕 只是这样舒服点 We're not scared. It's just more comfortable.
劳伦斯... Lawrence...
我觉得说我们有大麻烦是再合适不过了 I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble.
我知道怎么摆平这家伙 I know how to handle this guy.
可以吗? You mind?
谢谢 Thanks.
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
知道我是怎样驯服雷克西的吗? How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy?
嗨 你好 Hi, there.
我猜你不是很凶 对吧? 哈? I bet you're not so mean, are you? Huh?
我敢打赌你不凶 I bet you're not so mean.
嗯 你只是只乖狗狗 对吧? No, you're just a little puppy, right?
你只是贪玩的小狗狗 You're just a little puppy who wants to play.
你想玩 哈? You want to play, huh?
想玩抛接游戏吗? Want to play fetch?
想吗? Yeah?
想玩这根骨头吗? You want to play with this bone?
啊! 没错! Ah! Yeah!
快啊 接着 Here you go. Go fetch.
接着! Go fetch!
- 劳伦斯? - 怎么了? - Lawrence? - Yeah?
- 我能说个别的方案吗? - 什么? - May I suggest a different plan? - What?
跑! Run!
关门 关门! Close it, close it!
好了 我想我们... Okay. I think we're...
回来! 大家都回来! Get back! Everybody, get back!
好吧 你不想接骨头? All right. You don't want to fetch?
- 接招吧 - 搞什么？ - Fetch on this. - What?
哦! 哦! 啊! Oh! Oh! Ah!
- 哦 好险! - 需要帮助吗? - Oh, that's close! - Need some help?
- 什么? - 闪开 - What? - Move.
哇哦! Whoa!
阿提拉 你没事吧? Attila, you okay?
唔 Whoa.
哦! Oh!
- 你可能需要... - 不 - You might want to... - No.
这里... Here...
拿着 hold this.
太酷了 That was actually very cool.
兰斯洛特爵士 为您效劳 Sir Lancelot, at your service.
谢谢 你太厉害了 Thank you. That was amazing.
西奥多·罗斯福... Theodore Roosevelt...
美利坚合众国总统 President of the United States of America.
我完全不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what that means.
我叫拉里 这是我儿子 尼克 I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick.
你有一张高贵的脸 尼克 You have a noble face, Nick.
谢谢 谢谢你的帮助 Thanks. Thanks for the help.
而你... Now, you...
你让我想起了一个在卡米洛特的老熟人 You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot.
真的吗? Really?
参加圆桌会议的某个骑士? One of the Knights of the Round Table?
不 是埃里克 No, Erik.
埃里克? Erik?
我们的小丑 Our fool.
他是我见过最滑稽的小丑 He was the funniest fool I ever met.
他太棒了 根本什么都不用做 He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything.
他随便走进一个房间就会引人发笑 He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh.
嗯 Hmm.
- 你也拥有他的特质 那种天赋 - 很奇怪 - You have what he had. The gift. - That's weird.
- 你也可以当个小丑 - 我不确定 - You could be a fool. - Well, I don't know about that.
你肯定可以的! Oh, come on, of course you could!
戴上小丑帽就行 上面有滑稽的来回晃动的小铃铛 We'd get you one of those hats with the funny little dangly bells.
摇摆的铃铛? Dangly bells?
嗯? Hmm?
"摇摆的铃铛" "Dangly bells."
我告诉你了吧? 那种天赋 Didn't I tell you? The gift.
他看起来好像什么都没做 He does what seems like nothing.
好像面无表情... A sort of deadpan...
一点小小的... tiny little...
"嗯" "嗯" "Hmm." "Hmm."
面无表情 好像... Expressionless, you know, sort of a...
"嗯" "嗯" "Hmm." "Hmm."
这种东西 sort of thing.
和埃里克一模一样 Just like Erik.
听起来是个很酷的家伙 我们必须走了 所以... Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so...
卡米洛特 Ah, Camelot.
好吧 Okay.
总有一天 我要回到奇迹之塔... Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers...
去找亚瑟王... to King Arthur...
和吉娜薇女王 and Queen Guinevere.
可爱的... Sweet...
美丽的吉娜薇 beauteous Guinevere.
但是我发誓在我完成使命之前绝不回去 But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest.
我必须找到圣杯 I must find the Holy Grail.
那 祝你好运 Well, good luck with that.
再次感谢你的帮助 And thanks for the help again.
我们必须到达埃及展馆 回头见 We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you.
- 我来带路 - 不用 没关系 - I will lead you. - No, it's okay.
站住 摇摆铃铛! Halt, Dangly Bells!
空气中有种奇怪的魔法 There is strange magic in the air,
危险的野兽也蠢蠢欲动 and dangerous beasts are afoot.
作为一名真正的骑士 我有责任... It is the duty of a true knight...
保护以及照顾那些需要帮助的人 to protect and care for those in need.
出发吧 We're off.
让他一起去吧 I guess he's coming with us.
拉里! Larry!
吉达和屋大维呢? Jed and Octavius?
他们肯定在我们逃命的时候掉出来了 They must have fallen out while we were running.
吉达? Jed?
屋大维! Octavius!
吉达! Jedediah!
吉达! 屋大维! Jed! Octo!
不 Oh, no.
那是屋大维的披风吗? Is that Octavius's cape?
拿着 Here.
- 尼基 - 好的 - Nicky. - Yeah.
伙计们? Guys?
铁人! Gigantor!
吉达? Jed?
在这种采暖通风管中他们支撑不了多久 劳伦斯 They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence.
以他们的尺寸 他们会像西奈的小甲虫一样被烤熟 At their size, they'll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.
太黑暗了? Too dark?
哈! Ah!
一切就要结束了 伙计! This is the end, boy!
这是咱们最后的冒险! This is the last roundup!
抓住我的手! Hold my hand!
为什么? Why?
随便啦 Never mind.
我们离家好远 伙计 We're a long way from home, boy.
你刚刚叫我抓住你的手吗? Did you ask me to hold your hand?
没有 No.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
吉达! Jedo!
屋大维! Octo!
他们可能在这里到进风口之间任何一个位置 They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent.
你看到了什么 德克斯? What do you see, Dex?
你要知道他是只猴子 劳伦斯 You know he's a monkey, Lawrence.
他不会讲话 He can't talk.
我知道 但是他可以进去 No, but he can fit.
尼基... 给我你的手机 Nicky... give me your phone.
- 为什么? - 给德克斯 - Why? - For Dex.
这里发生的事情我已经完全搞不懂了 I don't understand one thing that's going on here.
我也不明白 爸爸 你在做什么? I don't, either. Dad, what's going on?
我给你的手机设置过定位追踪 I'm sort of set up to track your phone.
你给我手机设置了定位追踪? 你跟踪我? You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone?
没错 我是你爸 我要找得到你 Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you.
不 不 等等 No. No. Hold up.
"监视" 和找得到我 "Spying on" is not the same thing
可不是一回事 as just looking out for someone.
我会把手机还你的 我保证 You'll get it back, I promise.
但是现在 它要被绑到猴子的背上 But right now, it's going on the monkey's back.
好了 德克斯 过来 All right. Dex, come here.
谢谢你 兄弟 Thanks, man.
听着 我要你下去并找到他们 好吗? Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right?
你觉得可以胜任吗? Think you can handle it?
好孩子 Good man.
注意安全 Stay safe.
我认为他们就在这 I think it's right here.
"就在这" "Right here."
经典 Classic.
哈 搞笑者的天赋 Ah, the gift of laughter.
谢谢你 摇摆的铃铛 Thank you, Dangly Bells.
第一次执行使命吗? First quest?
呃 不完全是 Uh, not exactly.
我以为你们要去埃及馆 I thought you were going to Egypt.
是的 但是我们必须先找到他们 We are, but we got to do this first.
执行使命可不能这样 That's not how a quest works.
你只能有一个目标 不能同时找圣杯和猴子 A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey."
好吧 我的人失踪了 Yeah, well, my guys are missing
而且德克斯特会找到他们 and Dexter's gonna find them.
你们的目标是什么? 黄金? What is the quest? Gold?
青春之泉 Fountain of Youth?
魔法黄金碑 Magic tablet.
就是阿卡曼拉拿着的那个东西 It's that thing Ahk is holding.
从他那里夺走应该不会很难 It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him.
他看起来线条良好肌肉匀称... He seems well-toned and lean...
但是很虚弱 But weak.
和从虚弱的埃及宝宝手里抢糖果一样简单 It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby.
不 我们不是要抢走它 我们需要修复它 No, we're not trying to take it, we're trying to fix it.
它出了点问题 There's something wrong with it.
有点复杂 It's kind of complicated.
如果你停止追踪一只黑猩猩的话事情可能就没这么复杂了 It might be less complicated if you stopped following a chimpanzee.
它不是黑猩猩 它是僧帽猴 He's not a chimpanzee, he's a capuchin.
小丑好像生气了 The fool seems agitated.
他经常这样 That's often his way.
但是我确定的告诉你 他不是小丑 But I assure you, he's no fool.
他说的是真的吗? Is it true what he says?
你拿的这块碑是有魔力的? The tablet that you carry is magic?
是的 没错 It is, indeed.
你周围的一切事物今晚都史无前例的复活了... Everything around you has come to life tonight for the very first time...
全都是因为这块碑 all because of this tablet.
太神奇了 Amazing.
那他们都是假的? Then they're not real?
他们和我们任何一个人一样真实 They're as real as any of us.
没错 但是我们是真人啊 Yes, but we're real people.
他们就是物体而已 They're just things.
而且他们一点都没意识到 And they don't even know.
他们肯定特别蠢 They must be unbelievably stupid.
一开始的时候都会有些迷惑 It can be confusing at first.
你好 青蛙! Hello, frog!
接着跳吧! Keep hopping!
你是真的! You're real!
伙计们 我觉得我们必须从亚洲展馆抄近路了 Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia.
毫无头绪 Not a clue.
丝毫没有 None.
我看不太清楚 I can't really see much.
我们可以跳下去 尽量抱着乐观的想法 We could jump down, hope for the best.
但是我们不知道下面是什么 But we have no idea what's down there.
我们也不知道上面有什么 We don't know what's up here, either.
这是一个罗马城市 This is a Roman city.
在这些特殊的地基构造中我能感受到熟悉的历史张力 I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations.
人都去哪里了? Where the heck is everybody?
我见过这个城市 我确定 I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it.
罗马人? Romans?
我看到你前臂上有一位女士的名字 I see you have the name of a lady on your arm.
安德莉亚 没错 Andrea. Yeah.
所以这位安德莉亚女士是你的吉娜薇 So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere.
在你和你的情人之间有其他男人阻碍吗? Does any man stand between you and your ladylove?
是的 没错 我爸那天晚上把一切都搞砸了 Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night.
- 尼克 - 干嘛停下来 - Nick. - Oh, we're stopping.
别让其他男人阻碍到你和命中注定的爱人 Let no man stand between you and your destiny.
"命中注定" 可能有点夸张 Oh, "destiny" may be overstating it a bit.
我们就是一起上微积分课 We just have calculus together.
多数时候... It's more one of those...
我们只是短暂的眼神接触 fleeting moments of eye contact.
"谁先把目光躲开?" "Who's gonna look away first?"
但是我明白你的意思 没人... But I get you. No man...
- 很好 - 好吧 - Good. - Okay.
"贝庞" "liepwop."
贝庞 liepwop.
没有一点印象 Doesn't ring a bell.
这个傻小子是谁? Now who's this son of a gun?
- 庞贝! - 抱歉 - Pompeii! - I'm sorry.
- 我听不到你说什么! - 庞贝! - I'm having trouble hearing you! - Pompeii!
我不明白 朋友... No comprendo, amigo...
因为你前面有个玻璃罩! because you got the thing in front of you!
他们在做什么? What are they doing?
他们究竟到逃到哪里去? Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to?
是我们说过的东西吓到他们了? Was it something we said?
回到贝庞来! Come on back to liepwop!
这里有很多房间! 回来! There's plenty of room! Come on back!
他们和路蜥蜴一样疯狂 They're as crazy as road lizards.
人们好奇怪 People are strange.
哦 Oh.
嗨 伙计 我们只是路过 Hey, guy. We're just passing through.
- 这是来自西藏的迦楼罗 - 迦楼罗? - It's a Garuda from Tibet. - A Garuda?
你好 迦楼罗 你好吗? Hi, Garuda. How you doing?
迦楼罗! 你好吗? Garuda! How you doing?
好 非常好 Cool, great.
好吧 我们只是... Okay. We just...
知道吗? 我们得过去 我没时间了 You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time.
请你让开 好吧 Please. Okay.
我不想再和你玩游戏了 I'm not gonna play this game with you.
我必须过去 真的 I got to go through. Really.
后退 Get back.
- 一条龙 - 不 那不是一条龙 它是... - A dragon. - No, it's not a dragon. It's a...
是相柳 It's a Xiangliu.
上古传说中的蛇身凶神 Mythical snake demon.
看起来像一条龙 我们干掉它吧 It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it.
什么? 不 它睡着了 What? No, it's asleep.
你说的对 在它睡着的时候杀掉他很不光明 You're right. It's not very sporting to kill it while it's asleep.
那把它叫醒之后再干掉它 Let's wake it up and then kill it.
我打头阵 和这个男孩一起 I shall go first, and I shall take the boy.
你说什么...? 不! 你不能带上他 What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy.
- 为什么不? - 因为他还是孩子! - Why not? - Because he's a boy!
拉里 每个男人的生命中都必须有这么一次... Larry, there comes a time in every man's life...
他必须斩杀一条龙 when he must slay his own dragon.
这个孩子不会 好吗? Not this kid, all right?
他还没写完成年礼之后的感谢信呢 He still hasn't finished all his thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah.
就是表达感情的信 Anyway, that's just an expression.
我来的地方不会这样 Not where I come from.
他现在不能去杀什么龙 He's not gonna slay his dragon right now.
我们绕过去 We're gonna go around it.
我们现在动身绕过去 不然我们就失去信号了 We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal.
来吧 Come on.
贝庞 Liepwop.
庞贝! Pompeii!
贝庞 你确定你读对了吗 兄弟? Liepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal?
嗯? Hmm?
庞贝! Pompeii!
哦! Oh!
"庞贝" "Pompeii."
- "不要问你的国家可以为你做什么... - 嘘 - "Ask not what your country can do for you... - Shh.
"问问自己可以为你的国家做些什么" "Ask what you can do for your country."
又来了! There it goes again!
阿提拉! 嘘! Attila! Shh!
- 泰迪! - 冲啊! - Teddy! - Charge!
哇哦! Whoa!
太棒了! Fantastic!
它醒了! It's awake!
现在我们可以杀掉它了! Now we can kill it!
啊哈! A-ha!
哇哦! Whoa!
- 阿提拉! - 爸爸! - Attila! - Dad!
尼基! Nicky!
我去救孩子! I'll get the boy!
- 用过匕首吗? - 只在魔兽世界里用过! - Ever used a blade? - Only in World of Warcraft!
那你要学一下了 You're about to learn.
"我们唯一的恐惧就是恐惧本身!" "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"
"乖乖 干得好" "Doing a heck of a job, Brownie."
自动体外心脏除颤器
小心后面! Behind you!
低头! Duck!
最后的聚会了 老朋友! Last roundup, kemosabe!
这火候差不多可以涂点烧烤酱了 伙计! Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy!
哈? 那是什么? Huh? What?
不 不! 你不能那么干! No, no! You wouldn't!
它必须那么干! He must!
警报解除! Clear!
今天发生的事儿绝对不能让任何人知道 We must never speak of what happened here today.
够了! 有这个必要吗! Come on! That wasn't necessary!
火已经灭了! It's out!
这东西真的是用来救命的 These things really do save lives.
你还好吧? Are you all right?
你还好吧 亲爱的? Are you all right, my dear?
- 你没事吧? - 没事 谢了 - You okay? - Yeah, thanks.
阁下战斗得很勇敢 You fought bravely, sire.
我向你保证 总有一天 One day, I promise you,
我们将用胜利之杯畅饮龙之鲜血 we shall drink dragon's blood from the victor's cup.
我只来一杯 比如 苏打水或者水就行了 I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too.
但是我喜欢这种精神 But I like the energy we got going.
从现在起 你可以选择自己的路了 From now on, you must choose your own path.
不要再让别人指手划脚 And let no man tell you otherwise.
我们最好告诉拉里我们没事 We better let Larry know we're okay.
转过去 Turn around.
拉里可能已经担心死了 Larry's probably worried about us.
现在我们该怎么找到他们? How are we going to find them now?
劳伦斯? Lawrence?
恐怕我们要有麻烦了 I fear we've turned a corner.
孩子 我刚才又变成蜡了 I'm becoming wax again, son.
好吧 我们一会儿再找他们 All right. We'll look for them later.
现在得去埃及馆 We got to get to Egypt now.
等等 我们不该继续找吉达和屋大维吗? Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius?
尼克说得对 Nick is right.
真正的勇士绝不逃避职责 A true knight never shirks his duties.
如果不尽快赶到埃及馆 我们谁都救不了 If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody.
爸爸说 "呆在这!" Dada say, "Stay!"
呆在这! Stay!
爸爸不让拉吃东西 Dada say Laaa no eat.
呆在这 拉! Stay, Laaa!
埃及馆
就是这了 This is it.
也许我可以跟你们一起 Perhaps I should accompany you in.
不用了 我们到这里就没问题了 No, I think we got it from here.
- 真的吗? - 没错 我们没问题 - Really? - Yeah. No, we're good.
好的 那么... Right. Well...
朋友们... friends...
拉里... Larry...
长着小丑脸的魔法碑的守护者... clown-faced keeper of the magic tablet...
你的勇敢我将永远铭记于心 I shall never forget your bravery.
还有你的诙谐 Nor your jests.
再会 Bye.
我不会说再见 I shall not say goodbye.
- 我会 - 什么? - I am. - What?
我会说再见 必须得走了 抱歉 I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry.
再会 I'll see you.
说真的 伙计 谢谢你 Really, man, thank you.
做的这一切 For everything.
我好久没见过这些墙了 I haven't seen these walls for many a moon.
阿卡曼拉? Ahkmen?
母亲 Mother.
哦! Oh!
父亲 Father.
欢迎回家 我的孩子 Welcome home, my son.
来见见我的朋友们 I want you to meet my friends.
我是门卡乌拉... I am Merenkahre...
尼罗河法老以及太阳之子的父亲 Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun.
我是希普赫拉特... And I am Shepseheret...
第九帝国闪耀的瑰宝 the Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms.
我是拉里 And I am Larry.
布鲁克林博物馆的守卫 Guardian of Brooklyn.
是的 Yes.
事实上我现在生活在曼哈顿 I actually live in Manhattan now.
我知道 但是听上去没那么酷 I know, but it doesn't sound as cool.
好吧 Yeah.
如果您能帮我们检查一下黄金碑 我们将倍感荣幸 We would be very honored if you could take a look at the tablet.
有些不对劲 There's something happening with it.
我们不知道是怎么回事 We don't understand what it is.
你在跟一个法老说话 You are speaking with a pharaoh.
亲吻我的权杖 Kiss my staff.
如果不亲的话会有问题吗? Is it okay if I don't?
你必须表达尊敬 You will show respect.
我是太阳神拉的后裔 I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god.
我明白而且百分之百地尊敬您 I understand that and I totally respect you.
但我信奉的不是拉 所以... I just don't pray to Ra, so...
埃及的神明是唯一真正的神明 The Egyptian gods are the only true gods.
在信仰问题上 我们思想开明 Well, we try to stay a little more open-minded.
比如萨卡加维亚 她信仰祖先之灵... I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors...
而你信仰山羊之神 对吗 阿提拉? and you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila?
我有一半爱尔兰人 一半犹太人的血统... I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish...
是吗? 我爱犹太人! You are? I love Jews!
我们拥有40000个犹太人 We owned 40,000 of them!
- 都是特别可爱的人 - 又来了 - Such lovely people. - Here we go.
他们非常幸福 总是手捧蜡烛唱着赞歌 They were very happy, always singing with the candles.
好吧 他们并不真的幸福 Yeah. They really weren't happy.
- 真的吗? - 真的 他们后来离开了 - Really? - No. They left.
在沙漠里试着逃走 花了大约40年的时间 They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
哦! Oh!
没错 我们每年聚会一次 都会聊到这个 Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it.
这是件大事 It's a big deal for us.
听着 你们能不能检查一下黄金碑? Listen, could you take a look at that tablet?
有些不对劲的地方 There's something wrong with it.
它正在失去魔力 It's losing its power.
你觉得能把它修好吗? Do you think you could fix it?
那样做的话 会泄露刻板的秘密 To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the tablet.
我保证我们不会告诉任何人 I promise we won't tell anybody.
不行 No.
我会亲吻你的权杖 I'll kiss your staff.
太迟了 Too late.
父亲 为什么你一定要自己保守这个秘密? Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself?
这个秘密会在适当的时候传递给你 The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time.
好吧 都已经4000年了 Well, it has been 4,000 years.
现在也许是个适当的时候 Now seems like a good time.
你在午夜诞生 You were born at midnight.
我是法老... I was Pharaoh...
我见过别人想都不敢想的奇迹 and I had seen wonders most men only dream of.
但当我第一次凝视着你的时候... But when I first gazed upon you...
所有那些过去的奇迹... you were instantly more precious to me...
在你面前马上变得一文不值 than all the wonders of the ancient world.
我知道我无法承受分别的时刻 I knew I could never bear to say goodbye.
我命令大祭司为你制造了一件礼物 我的孩子... I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son...
里面有所有我们知道的来世的秘密 using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife.
在月亮之神以及夜行人守护者的... Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon...
洪苏神庙... and watcher over nighttime travelers...
铸成了阿卡曼拉黄金碑 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
我们的坟墓可以引导洪苏神的光线照射到刻板上... Our tomb was designed to channel Khonsu's rays down to the tablet...
每天晚上使其能量复原 rejuvenating its powers every night.
月亮之神赠予力量到刻板上... The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet...
就这样 只要刻板能够沐浴洪苏神之光... so that, as long as it bathed in his light...
我们的家人就能够永远在一起 our family could be together forever,
即便死亡也不能将我们分开 and not even death could part us.
刻板已经太久没有受到洪苏神之光的照射了 It's been away from Khonsu's light too long.
我的孩子! My son!
你怎么了? What is happening to you?
刻板需要月光... It needs moonlight...
不然的话 在日出之时我们都会死去 otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise.
快去! Hurry!
如果黄金碑完全失效... If the tablet dies...
将永远不能复原! nothing can bring it back!
你在干什么? What are you doing?
黄金碑 给我 The tablet. Now.
等等 听我说 那个刻板正在失效 Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying.
如果不放在月光下的话... If it doesn't get moonlight...
一切都会结束 是真的 everything ends, like, for real.
亚瑟王花费了好多年寻找圣杯 King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail.
其实找的应该是这块碑 To think it was a tablet all along.
你能不能把它给我? 你不知道自己在做什么! Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing!
我的使命完成了 My quest is complete.
今晚我将骑马前往卡米洛特 I ride for Camelot tonight.
你拿着它 好吗? Just keep it, okay?
但请把它放在月光下 But just put it in the moonlight
拼在一起 and turn that center piece.
抱歉 这不是我的首要使命 Sorry, not my first quest.
顺便说一句 埃里克比你有趣得多了! And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you!
去叫上其他人 Go get the others.
我们决不能让他离开博物馆! We can't let him leave the building!
哇哦! 淡定 伙计! 慢一点! Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down!
我不知道你是谁... I don't know who you are...
但我十分确认那块碑并不属于你 but I'm pretty dang sure that tablet don't belong to you.
等一下! Now wait a second!
回来! 还没完呢! Come back here! This ain't over!
用催眠般蓝色的眼睛和巨剑嘲笑我们 You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword
你会为此而后悔! and hypnotic blue eyes!
他的眼睛确实很蓝 His eyes are very blue.
说话要温和 但手里要拿着大棒 Speak softly and carry a big stick.
劳伦斯 我们有麻烦了 Lawrence, we have a problem.
这只手也变成蜡了 This one turned to wax as well.
我也有句谚语 I have a saying, too.
"说话要大声 而且手里拿着更大的棒子" "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick."
- 刻板在那! - 是在上面 - It's over there! - You mean up there.
快啊 Come on.
拿到了 Got it.
泰迪 给我黄金碑 现在! Teddy. The tablet, now!
我不会再说一遍 傻瓜! I shan't ask you again, fool!
你们真让我头疼! And this is giving me a headache!
把黄金碑给我! Give me the tablet!
放手吧 劳伦斯 Let me go, Lawrence.
不! 泰迪 不! No! Teddy, no!
泰迪! Teddy!
这就对了 There.
这是我的了 That'll be mine.
嘿 演得不错 Hey, that was a good one.
没想到竟然会骗过他 No idea that would work.
拉里! Larry!
嘿 伙计们 还好吗? Hey, you guys, how you doing?
完整无缺! Still in one piece!
- 屋大维 这应该是你的东西 - 谢谢你 - Octavius, I think this belongs to you. - Thank you.
我不太明白 I don't understand.
为什么兰斯洛特还是很强大 而我们却都变得脆弱? Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker?
这是他第一个复活之夜 It's his first night.
新生的会更强壮一些 但也会变弱 Newborns are stronger but it matters not.
除非我们成功 不然在破晓时分他也会死去 Unless we succeed, he, too, will be dead come the dawn.
我们不能让他离开博物馆 We can't let him leave the building.
陛下 能否请您回到埃及馆 万一他从那里经过? Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there?
- 没问题 - 尼基 带上阿提拉 守住卸货点 - Of course. - Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock.
- 好的 - 泰迪 去南翼 守住侧门 - Got it. - Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors.
我来守主入口 I got the main entrance.
嘿呀! Hi-yeah!
你! 我就知道你不是什么好人! You! I knew you smelled a bit off!
你刚才没看见吗? Didn't you just see that?
看见什么? See what?
有个骑士刚刚骑马过去! The knight on the horse that just rode through!
不要再想用你神奇的幻想让我分心! Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy!
因为我在货车间找到了你肮脏的双胞胎兄弟 Coz I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room!
我跟他不是双胞胎 He's not my twin.
我抓到他了 而他能为自己辩解些什么呢? I got him, and what could he say for himself?
闭上嘴! 不许出声! Shut up! Shut up in your face!
现在立刻闭嘴! 你欠抽吗? Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed?
好的 你可以跑掉 但是如果你走出那扇门... Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates...
我发誓 你的丑陋的... I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger...
像Counting Crows乐队主唱一样的兄弟... who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows...
就会挨一锤子! will get it!
爸爸 Dada.
没错的 That's right.
就是这样 It compute with him.
爸爸 Dada.
真该死! Damn it!
拉 Laaa.
如果你看到我做了什么傻事 不要学我 好吗? If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay?
这就是我一直不停地告诉尼克的事 It's basically what I keep telling Nick.
他就是听不进去 你知道吗? He just doesn't get it, you know?
我是说 他是个聪明的孩子... I mean, he's a smart kid...
但我只是想给他我所没有的东西 but I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have.
我是说 拿到一个学位 然后再去放松 I mean, get the degree, then take a break.
拿到一个学位 然后再去放松 Get the degree, then take a break.
拉! 拉 停下来! Laaa! Laaa, stop that!
住手! Stop it!
好了 Okay.
干嘛? 你这是! 嘿! What? Excuse me! Hey!
嗨 嘿 对不起 Hi. Hey. Sorry.
我是尼克 这是德克斯特 匈奴人阿提拉 I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun.
噢 是啊 真是幸会 Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you.
来见识见识我的锤子! Now meet this hammer!
别这么做 Don't do that.
我非常抱歉 我知道这都乱了套 匈奴人 猴子 I'm super sorry. I know it's a lot going on, Hun, monkey.
喔 什么? 怪事一堆堆 完全无法理解 Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process.
对吧? 好吧 对不起 Right? Okay, sorry.
- 谢谢 - 你们跑不了的 - Thank you. - You won't get away with this!
你们的样子我现在全记下来了! I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now!
雀斑男孩 Boy with freckles,
带长假发的亚洲肥佬 坏猴子 fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey.
我想也许是家庭教育的关系 知道吗? I guess it's just parenting, you know?
他父母离异 And he comes from a divorced family...
所以他对我的想法肯定很矛盾 so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me...
也难免有些恋母情结什么的 或者是... and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there, or...
我明白 I get it.
我很少陪他 I wasn't there a lot of the time.
所以我可能把我自己的愧疚 So I think I might be projecting my own guilt...
发泄到了他身上 and taking it out on him in ways...
我自己都没有意识到这点 that I'm not even aware of.
什么? What?
门 Door.
脑袋 Head.
好吧 我... Okay, I...
打开... Open...
脑袋 head.
敞开心扉 Open your mind!
是的! 对啊 好吧 你是对的 Yes! Yeah, well, you're right.
可就是难在这儿啊 That's the challenge.
我的意思是 这不是那么简单的 的确 I mean, it's all contextual, and I do.
我一直用我父母对我的抚养方式 I keep looking at him
来跟他相处 through the lens of how my parents raised me...
但实际上 他就是他自己 when, in reality, he's his own person.
确实 我们是有相同的基因 And, yeah, we share the same DNA...
可实话说 他比我当年要好多了 but honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was.
我不想让我的自负和童年经历 I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history...
使他不去犯那些他该要犯的错误 stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make...
这样他才好找到自己的人生 to become the person that he's meant to be.
哦! Oh!
用脑袋砸开门 Open the door with your head.
对啊! Yes!
- 好的 拉 我们走! - 啊! - Good, Laaa. Let's go! - Ah!
- 大家都还好吗? - 是的 劳伦斯 - Everybody okay? - Yes, Lawrence.
阿提拉和你儿子把女保安关在她亭子里了 Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth.
但是我不知道这能坚持多久 I don't know how long it will hold her, though.
我们得找到兰斯洛特 We gotta find Lancelot...
但是得有人看着她 不让她出来 but somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out.
对 拉 好的 Yeah. Laaa, okay.
你知道怎么做吗? You know what you have to do?
呆着不动 Stay!
就是这样 确保她呆在里面 That's right. Just make sure she stays in there.
- 呆着! - 很好! 去! - Stay! - Good! Go!
爸爸说呆着! Dada say, "Stay"!
劳伦斯! Lawrence!
我胳膊动不了了 I can't move my arms.
我们越来越来没用了 We're becoming less useful by the minute.
哇哦 哇哦! Whoa, whoa!
撑住 大家伙 Come on, big guy.
怎么样? 你还好吧? 嗯? What? You okay there? Huh?
你的眼睛有点不太对劲 但是 Something's up with your eye, but...
我不知道 好像有点... I don't know. It's just kind of going...
放松 好吗? You gotta relax, okay?
冷静点! Calm down!
阿提拉! 阿提拉! Attila! Attila!
- 嘿! - 哦! - Hey! - Oh!
阿提拉从不大呼小叫 Attila doesn't hyperventilate.
你抢! You pillage!
你劫! You plunder!
你从不崩溃 You don't freak out.
好吗? Okay?
爸 这城里有大概八百万人啊 Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city.
他现在在哪儿都有可能 He could be literally anywhere by now.
我们会找到他的 We'll find him.
我们没得选 We have to.
我来了 我的爱人 I'm coming, my love.
天呐! Blimey!
他走的这条路 He came this way...
以每小时四里格的速度 traveling 4 leagues per hour.
不! No!
别在狮子面前跑 劳伦斯 Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
大个子 拿你的手电筒! Gigantor, get your flashlight out!
这些大猫想玩耍玩耍! These cats want to play!
哦耶! 他拿出来了! Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy!
好样的 先生 Well played, sir.
跑啊! Run!
兰斯洛特到底能去哪儿? Where the devil could Lancelot be?
跟上! Come on!
你最好放我出去 你这个不听话的猿人! You better let me out of here, you revolting ape-man!
看什么啊你? 别盯着我看! What are you staring at? Stop looking at me!
干嘛? 没见过这么美丽迷人 What? Have you never seen a beautiful,
艳力四射的女人吗? attractive, gorgeous woman before...
要不是我大爱披萨 我早就当模特去了我 who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much?
我知道你玩的什么把戏 I know what you're playing at...
这对我没用 and it ain't working.
不管用 Not working.
等等 好像还有点用 Wait, it is kind of working.
他们对卡米洛特做了什么? What have they done to Camelot?
# 简而言之 # # In short, there's simply not #
# 人间再无圣境 # # A more congenial spot #
# 比这儿更令人永远欢喜 # # For happily ever-aftering #
# 在这儿 # # Than here in... #
# 卡米洛特 # # Camelot #
终于啊! At long last!
- 吉娜薇 我的爱人 - 你好 - Guinevere, my love. - Hi.
哥们 你需要帮助吗? Can I help you, mate?
是我啊... It is I...
圆桌骑士兰斯洛特 Sir Lancelot.
我完成了我的使命 I have fulfilled my quest.
抱歉 对不起 Sorry. I'm sorry.
我不是真的吉娜薇 I'm not actually Guinevere.
我是艾丽丝·伊芙 我想你可能搞错了 I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused.
- 也许是你看到我在舞台上 - 你的嗓音美妙如音乐 - Maybe you saw me on stage... - Your voice is like music...
但我完全无法理解你在说什么 but I have no idea what you're saying.
好吧 嘿 Okay. Hey.
嘿 哥们 Hey, man.
这儿 哥们 嗯... Hey, buddy. Um...
她的意思是她不是吉娜薇 因为她是一个演员 What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor.
好吗? 我也是 Okay? So am I.
演员? An actor?
- 对的 - 是 - Yeah. - Yeah.
你知道吗? You know?
把王冠摘了 Do the crown.
哦 抱歉 当然啦 休·杰克曼 Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.
肯定是因为王冠 It was the crown.
我懂 这整个... I know, the whole...
锈矮妈? Huge Ackman?
- 额... - 这名字太荒唐了! - Uh... - That's a ridiculous name!
这听着都不像真名! It doesn't even sound real!
只有懦夫才会躲躲藏藏 亚瑟 Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur.
不 是休·杰克曼 No, it's Hugh Jackman.
你一直在找的宝贝... I, on the other hand...
我倒是把它带来了 carry the treasure you sought...
你可一直都没找到啊 but could never find.
永生之钥匙! Behold the key to life everlasting!
好吧 戏服很棒... Okay, I love the costume...
激情也有... I love the enthusiasm...
但是你得下去了 but you're gonna have to get off stage now.
圆桌骑士兰斯洛特 女士们先生们 圆桌骑士兰斯洛特 Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot.
是的! Yes!
非常棒 Very good.
真是无耻 亚瑟! Shame on you, Arthur!
你配不上这王冠 You don't deserve your crown,
也配不上王后! and you don't deserve your queen!
准备面对我冰冷的剑刃之吻把 Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade...
锈矮妈! Huge Ackman!
嘿 哥们 这都是假的 Hey, buddy, this is all pretend.
看 这只是... See, just...
好吧 那倒不是真的 Well, that's not real.
这一切都不是 None of it is.
不是真的 It's not real.
我知道 我们演得很好 I mean. It was a good performance.
- 我们很入戏 - 你今晚的确是 - We were right in there. - You were tonight.
但这不是真的 But it's not real-real.
不是真的 It's not real.
不是真的? Not real?
我想要到卡米洛特想了多久 你们知道吗? Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot?
到头来呢? And for what?
一场空! For nothing!
上帝啊! Jeez!
一场空啊! Nothing!
不 不 不 请大家回到座位上 No, no, no. Please just take your seats and...
你们好吗? What's up?
上帝将我们造成如此 We're just as God made us.
干嘛不拍个照呢? Why don't you take a picture?
能存得久点 It'll last longer.
好吧 我对你够客气了 你够了 Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough.
你给我马上离开! Get off the stage right now!
退回去! 你吓不倒我 Stay back! You don't scare me...
锈矮妈! Huge Ackman.
听着 哥们 我不会想跟我打的 Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right?
要真打起来 你就完了 If we go, I will break you.
来吧! Come on!
怎么回事? What is that?
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
他在演金刚狼 He's doing his Wolverine thing.
对啊 Yeah.
- 是的 - 你知道吗? - Yeah. - You know?
脱了上衣带钢爪更像 It's better with the claws and no shirt.
那倒是 Fair.
兰斯洛特! Lancelot!
哎 哥们! Oi, mate!
嘿 哥们 那不是出口! Hey, buddy, that's not an exit!
好吧 上来吧 Yeah, come on up.
对啊 上来吧! 都带上来! Yep. Come on up! Bringing them up!
哦 还有猴子 棒极了 Oh, monkeys. Terrific.
戏服真棒 I love the costumes.
抱歉 我得说一句 哥们 你真是完美无缺 Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man.
谢了 兄弟 Thanks, buddy.
- 他认出你来了 - 是啊 真是太酷了 - He recognized you. - Yeah, that was awesome.
嘿! 把黄金碑给我! Hey! Give me the tablet!
退后! 退后! Stay back! Stay back.
- 站回去! - 喔! - Stand back! - Whoa!
回去! Back!
干嘛? What?
你的 额... Your, uh...
你的鼻子 它... Your nose, it's...
我鼻子怎么了? What about my nose?
你鼻子在滴蜡 Your nose is dripping.
- 什么? - 它在融化 - What? - It's melting.
离火太近了 From the fire.
好吧 Okay.
有多严重? How bad is it?
不是很乐观 It is not great.
但我是兰斯洛特! But I'm Lancelot!
从来没有什么兰斯洛特! There never was a Lancelot!
兰斯洛特是个传说 Lancelot is a legend.
你不是真的 You're not real.
我不明白! I don't understand!
我知道一下子很难接受 但是 拜托你把黄金碑给我 I know it's a lot to take in, but please, just give me the tablet.
哦 然后呢? 再回到博物馆去? Oh, and then what? Back to the museum?
站那儿等着小孩子们指指点点? Stand there as little children ogle and point?
还有学习 And learn.
从而获得灵感去开创伟大的事业 And get inspired to do great things.
所谓高贵的命运比你想的要少很多 朋友 There are far less noble fates, my friend.
对我来说不是! Not for me, there aren't!
如果没有卡米洛特 If there is no Camelot...
也没有吉娜薇 没有兰斯洛特 there is no Guinevere and no Lancelot...
那我就什么都不是 我只是一堆悲哀畸形的蜡 then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax.
不准看我的鼻子! Stop looking at my nose!
- 我没在看 - 你看了 我瞧见了 - I wasn't looking at it. - You were, I saw you.
你这样 "嗯 嗯" 盯着看 You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring.
- 我没那样 - 你有! - I wasn't like that. - You were!
不准看! Don't look at it!
要不去看还真有点难 It really is hard not to look at.
对的 确实 Yes, he is.
啊! Ah!
- 我没看 - 我瞧见了! - I didn't. - I saw you!
不 我看着你的眼睛 No, I'm looking at your eyes.
猴子 不许看! Monkey, stop it!
能把黄金碑给我吗? 拜托了 把它给我 Could you give me the tablet, please? Give me the tablet.
如果你把黄金碑给我 我保证我不会... If you give me the tablet, I promise I won't...
不准看我的鼻子! Do not look at my nose!
- 把碑给我 - 不许看 - Give me the tablet. - Look away.
- 把碑给我 - 不看我鼻子能有多难? - Give me the tablet. - How hard could it be not to look at my nose?
我不会看你的鼻子 I'm not gonna look at your nose.
我就是忍不住! I can't help it!
看天啊! Look to the heavens!
好恶心 It's disgusting.
话虽如此 他还是很帅 Yet, he's still handsome.
从现在起 任何人都不准看 或者提到我的鼻子! No one shall look at, or mention, my nose from this moment forward!
对不起 我忘了我们刚才在讨论什么 I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about.
劳伦斯 Lawrence.
哦 泰迪! On, Teddy!
拉里 Larry.
我们没有时间了 We've run out of time.
听我说 把碑上的方块摆正 Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces.
现在就摆正 不然他们都要死了! Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die!
你也一样! You too!
没有卡米洛特 这个世界就不值得活下去 A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in.
爸! Dad!
德克斯特 怎么了? Dexter, what is it?
你没事吧? You all right?
嘿 Hey.
嘿 伙计 你还好吗? Hey, man, you okay?
嘿 看着我 Hey, look at me.
嘿 你想扇我? 来呀 Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead.
来呀 打我的脸 Go ahead, slap me in the face.
德克斯? Dex?
德克斯特? Dexter?
哦! 不 不 不 Oh! No, no. No.
德克斯特? 不 不要 加油 伙计! Dexter? No, no. Come on, man!
爸 它去了 Dad, he's gone.
我现在会握住你的手 I'll take that hand now.
我现在懂了 I understand now.
你是为了救这只猴子 The monkey was the quest.
不是为了黄金碑 It was never about the tablet.
是为了他们 It was about them.
原谅我 Forgive me.
是我才一直是那个蠢蛋 It is I who have been the fool.
我们回来了 亲爱的! We're back, baby!
劳伦斯! Lawrence!
哇哦! Whoa!
嘿! Hey!
欢迎回来 伙计 Welcome back, buddy.
嘿 Hey.
干得漂亮 拉里! Well done, Larry!
就是他 就是我们的好伙伴 There he is. That's our guy.
过来! Come here!
这是你的碑 Here's your tablet.
感觉真棒 对吧 杰迪代亚? It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah?
天啊 你说得真对! Boy, you said it!
嘿 谢谢你 Hey. Thank you.
我看上去帅吗? How do I look?
你看上去就像兰斯洛特 You look like Lancelot.
干得好 孩子 Well done, my child.
谢谢你... Thank you...
安全地将我的孩子带回家 for bringing my son home safely.
看到自己的孩子长大成人... It's a strange thing...
是一件很奇妙的事 seeing your boy become a man.
有狮子在追我们 There were lions chasing us.
嗯 Hmm.
是啊 很疯狂 Yeah, it's crazy.
前一天 他们还在中央公园骑恐龙... One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park...
第二天 他们就在伊比莎岛做DJ and then the next day they're DJ-ing in Ibiza.
你对我的家庭有很大贡献 You've served my family well.
我们应该建一座巨大的坟墓 将众多财宝与你一起埋葬 We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches.
我 将亲自监督你的内脏被移除... I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed...
并分别放入镶满宝石的罐子里 and placed in separate jewel-encrusted jars.
谢谢您 Thank you.
这是该做的 It's the right thing to do.
那么我们就决定了 Then we're agreed.
劳伦斯... Lawrence...
能谈谈吗? may I have a word?
好啊 Yeah.
我和其他人刚才在讨论 The others and I have been talking.
阿卡曼拉的家在这里 和他的家人在一起 Ahkmenrah's place is here with his family.
他必须留在这里 He must remain here.
而黄金碑也应该留在这里 孩子 And the tablet should stay here as well, son.
它属于这个地方 铁人 This is where it belongs, Gigantor.
对 但是... Yeah, but it...
这意味着你们也要留下来 That means you guys would have to stay.
我们属于纽约 We belong in New York.
对 但如果你们... Yeah, but if you...
如果你们走了 那么你们... If you guys go, then you...
过了今晚你们就不会活过来了 you won't be alive after tonight.
我们是博物馆的展品 拉雷多 We're museum exhibits, Laredo.
这才是真实的我们 It's what we are.
人们过来看我们 Folks come to look at us,
或许还能学点知识 maybe learn a little something.
这就是活着 伙计 That's alive, man.
但我... But I'm...
我应该要照顾好你们 I'm supposed to take care of you guys.
你确实做到了 And you have.
没关系的 劳伦斯 It's okay, Lawrence.
我们准备好了 We're ready.
我还没有 I'm not.
让我们走吧 孩子 Let us go, son.
好 Okay.
谢谢你让我全家团聚 拉里... Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry...
布鲁克林的守护者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
爸 如果我们现在就走 我们还能赶上飞机... Dad, if we leave right now, we can still catch a flight...
在太阳升起前 在所有人还醒着的时候到家 get home with everyone still awake before the sun comes up.
好 好吧 Yeah, okay.
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
哇哦! Whoa!
没关系 拉里 It's all right, Larry.
我们达成了一些共识 We've reached something of an understanding.
- 真的吗? - 特里西 坐下 - Really? - Trixey, sit.
哇! 这真不错 Wow! That's really good.
干得好 兰斯 Good job, Lance.
谢谢 Thanks.
特里西 乖一点 Trixey, behave.
好姑娘 Good girl.
坐好了 Steady.
他甚至从没听过我的话 He never even listens to me.
但你... But you...
我就是觉得你真的在听我说 I just feel like you really listen to me.
就像现在我们的心跳在同一频率共振 It's like our hearts are in perfect sync with each other right now.
嗯.. 你有没有觉得... Um... Do you feel what...
- 哦 - 嗨 - Oh. - Hi.
不好意思 打扰了... Sorry to interrupt whatever...
不管你们要做什么事 is happening.
呃 拉 伙计们在外面等着 我们要走了 走吧 Uh, Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on.
什么? 不要 What? No.
不要! 拉 留下来! No! Laaa, stay!
我知道这听起来很疯狂... I know this sounds crazy...
但我和你可以在英国一起生活 but you and I could make a life together here in England.
拉 Laaa
哇哦! Whoa!
哇 好吧 嗯... Wow. Okay. Um...
我永远不会忘了你 I will never forget you.
你是我遇见的最最魁梧的男人 You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met.
别拆了辫子 Keep the scrunchies.
好了 拉 我们得走了 Okay, Laaa. We gotta go.
走吧 Come on.
如果你什么都不说 我也什么都不会说 I won't say anything if you won't.
哦 我知道你讨厌这份工作 但明晚... Oh, I know you hate this job and everything, but tomorrow night...
会是最好的工作 best job ever.
这里真的好安静 Sure is quiet around here.
没有了黄金碑 这里和其它博物馆没有两样 Without the tablet, it's just like any other museum.
你知道我对你印象最深刻的是什么吗? You know what I'm gonna remember most about you?
什么? What?
你们多么高大 How big you guys are.
过来 Come here.
抱着我 Hold me.
我的... My...
朋友 friend.
你会说英语了? You speak English?
好吧 Okay.
嘿 听着 嗯... Hey, listen. Um...
在屋顶上的时候 当... Up there on the roof, when...
当你差点... When you almost...
是啊 Yeah.
我只想让你知道... I just want you to know...
我真的改变了我对所有事的看法 I really changed my perspective on everything.
我们是对奇特的搭档... I know we have a weird...
我们有时充满活力 有时剑拔弩张 We have this dynamic, we have this tension.
反反复复 Back and forth.
就像游戏 不是吗? 你明白吗? I mean, games, right? You know?
我们扮演着自己的角色 Roles that we put ourselves into,
但为什么会是这样? but why does it have to be that way?
我觉得是因为我们的内心 I feel like there's always been a mutual
彼此尊重 sort of respect for each other.
不管怎么说 Anyway
我会想你的 你知道吧? I'll miss you, you know?
好吧 没关系 Okay. It's all right.
来吧 最后一巴掌 Go ahead. One last slap.
我也觉得早该这样了 Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too.
谢谢 Thank you.
谁能想到呢 Who would have ever thought?
我是蜡 她是聚氨酯 I'm wax, she's polyurethane.
但不知怎么的 就看对眼了 But somehow, it worked.
我猜就是这样吧 I guess this is it.
确实如此 Indeed.
我知道小尼克会做成大事 And I know young Nick will do great things.
是啊 他 呃... Yeah, he's, uh...
准备好自己一个人去闯世界 ready to take on the world all by himself.
你已经做完了你的工作 Then you've done your job.
你已经做好了你的工作 You've done your job.
是时候开始下一个旅程了 It's time for your next adventure.
我不知道我明天要做什么 I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
多兴奋啊 How exciting.
再见 泰迪 Bye, Teddy.
再见 劳伦斯 Farewell, Lawrence.
坏蛋! Bully!
吓到你啦! Got you!
笑一笑 孩子 Smile, my boy.
太阳升起来了 It's sunrise.
- 嘿 - 嘿 你还好吗? - Hey. - Hey. You good?
- 挺好的 - 那就好 - Yeah, I am. - Good.
这么说 伊比莎? So, Ibiza?
是啊 呃... Yeah. Uh...
DJ这件事 爸... The whole DJ thing, Dad...
我不知道这是不是我想要的... I don't know if that's the thing for me...
我只是... 我知道这是我接下去要做的 I just... I know that it's the next thing.
在那之后 或许是去上大学 After that, maybe college.
我在努力找到我的路 你懂吧? I'm figuring it all out, you know?
听上去像是个计划 Sounds like a plan.
我得去妈妈家了 I should get back to Mom's, or something.
好 Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
没事了 All right.
我不会放你走的 I'm not gonna let you go.
好吧 再见 Okay. I'll see you later.
历史重生之处 自然历史博物馆
三年后
三年 没有拉里·达利 Three years, no Larry Daley.
他帮我顶了黑锅 保住了我的位置 He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back.
我听过他回去上学了 I heard he went back to school,
拿了学位 当了老师 got his degree, became a teacher.
我很高兴 I'm very glad.
当他听到这次巡展的时候... Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition...
拉里坚持我亲自将这个交给你 Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally.
啊! 这块臭名昭著 据说魔力无边的黄金碑 Ah! The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing tablet.
拉里·达利和他的魔幻故事 Larry Daley and his fanciful tales.
拉里说可以信任你 Larry said you could be trusted.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
绝顶机密 With the top secret knowledge.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
- 我在使眼色 - 你在眨眼 - I'm winking. - You're blinking.
没有 我在用两只眼睛使眼色 No, I wink with both eyes.
那是眨眼 That's blinking.
没关系 因为现在... It doesn't matter, because right now...
你最好做好准备! you better get ready!
准备做什么? For what?
见证奇迹 For this.
它真的发光了 It does glow.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
来吧 Come on.
不好意思 Sorry.
继续吧 Go ahead.
乐一乐 呆呆 Have fun-fun, Dum Dum.
啊! Ah!
留下! Stay!
我哪里都不会去 I'm not going anywhere.
留下! Stay!
我哪里都不会去! I'm not going anywhere!