从过去的经验中 You see, after all is said and done...
你唯一能够确定 the only thing you can be really sure of...
及有把握的是 the only thing you can really count on in this world...
我们无法预测未来 is that you just never fucking know.
我敢说早上你绑鞋带时 I bet the last thing you were thinking about...
绝对想不到 when you were tying your shoelaces this morning...
你竟然有可能 was that there was a chance...
在这一天的最后 that by the end of the day, this day...
会让验尸官 those same shoelaces were going to be untied...
帮你解鞋带 by somebody working for the coroner's office.
我说得对不对？ Am I right?
对吧？ I'm right, right?
滚出去 Hey! Get the fuck out of here!
你想知道怎麽回事吗？ 出去！ What, you wanna know about this? Get out of here!
拿到干洗店去洗 Take that shit to the dry cIeaners.
快滚 Now!
抱歉，今天好累，说到哪？ Sorry. Long day. Where was I?
人体有八成是水份 You know, the human body is, Iike, 80% moisture, right?
你多重，七十七公斤？ How much do you weigh? 165? 1 70?
如果抽掉八成 Now, I figure if you couId somehow extract 80% of that...
你就只剩… you'd have, give me a second...
十五公斤 thirty-four pounds...
硬硬的 of, Iike, soIid...
不是肉 not meat....
应该比较像牛肉干 It'd be more Iike beef jerky, you know?
只是上面有毛发和牙齿 But with hair and bones and teeth...
还有缩成一团的刺青 shriveIed-up tattoos and whatnot.
大概有这麽大 ProbabIy be Iike this big.
开始懂我在说什麽了吗？ In any event, you're starting to foIIow my drift here, papi?
因为有人拿了路易的钱 Because somebody has some money that beIongs to Louis.
也许是你？ Is it you, perchance?
路易的钱在你手上吗？ Is it you that has some money that beIongs to Louis?
没有 No.
-确定吗？ -确定 -No? Sure? -Yeah.
我会打开这机器然后闪人 I'm gonna start this thing and Ieave.
你说应该用 高温还是低温烘干？ What do you think? Permanent press or deIicate?
跟你换零钱好像不太恰当 WouIdn't be appropriate if I asked you if you had change for a doIIar.
我有 I got it.
冷静点，我只要四枚两毛五 CaIm down. I just need four quarters.
不，路易的钱在我手上 No. I got Louis' money.
你有 You got it.
对，我有 Yeah, I do.
我有一些 I got some of it, anyways.
我们说的不是这个 事情很简单 No, this isn't what we taIked about. Now, this is.... It was fucking simpIe.
-你毁约了 -对 -You been breaking the contract. -Right.
很简单，我给你，你给我 It's simpIe. I give you, you give me.
你不给我就是毁约 You don't give me. It's a breach of contract.
你完了 你以为我来干嘛？ You're fucking up. What do you think I'm out here for?
我在问你，我来干嘛？ I'm asking you a question. What do you think I'm here for?
-路易，我很害怕 -害怕？谁鸟你 -Louis, I'm scared now. -You're scared now? I don't give a fuck.
我说过别让情况失控 I toId you not to Iet this get out of controI.
我怎麽说的，我说过吧？ What'd I teII you? I toId you that, right?
听好，你得帮我做一件事 Listen, here's what you're gonna do for me:
明天来找我，带钱过来 You're gonna come see me tomorrow and you're going to bring me something.
听到了没？ Okay, you hear me?
-听到了 -一毛也别少 -Yes, I do. -Something to scaIe, aII right?
否则我就无法再跟你说话了 Otherwise I can't taIk to you no more. AII right?
我会派吉利过来 叫他跟你结帐 I'm gonna have to send GigIi over. He's gonna have to settIe up with you.
明天你来找我或是他过来 就这麽简单 You come to me tomorrow or he goes to you. Very simpIe.
-我明天会过来 -很好 -I'II be here tomorrow. -That's good.
-我不是开玩笑的 -滚蛋 -I'm not kidding. -Get the fuck out of here.
-好 -快滚… -Okay. -Get the fuck.... Go, you fucking....
他妈的垃圾 Fucking roach.
他妈的没水准 Fucking cIass of peopIe.
-这里简直是野蛮地带 -我知道 -I'm in Siberia around here. -I know.
去他妈的城市 你们怎能在这里做生意？ Fuck this city. I don't know how you guys cut it out here.
我叫席利 It's GigIi, by the way.
-什麽？ -我的名字 -What? -My name is...
叫席利，主席的席 pronounced GigIi. It rhymes with reaIIy.
-是吗？ -对 -Is that right? Is that so? -Yeah.
好，下次我会记住 AII right. I'II remember that for the next time, then.
东西给我带来了吗？ 席利，主席的席 MeanwhiIe, you got something for me, GigIi? Rhymes with reaIIy.
大约是一半 It's about haIf.
-一半？ -今天给一半 -HaIf? -HaIf for today.
相信我，他只有这麽多 总比没有好 BeIieve me, that's aII the guy had. It's better than nothing.
你猪头，什麽叫总比没有好？ How about it's not better than nothing, you fucking idiot?
你应该别拿钱，教训他 让别人知道别欠我钱 Better is fuck the money then you hurt him as to spread the word.
你何时开始发号施令了？ Since when are you authorized to make poIicy decisions?
抱歉，路易，我不知道 I'm sorry, Louis. I didn't know.
你真的是这里最狠的角色？ Are you aII they got to offer around here?
你应该是个狠角色才对 You're supposed to be this vicious, fucking mad dog.
对不起 I'm sorry.
陪我一起走 WaIk with me.
有一个人… There is a certain individuaI...
找我纽约好友的麻烦 who is creating very substantiaI difficuIties for a dear friend of mine in New York.
这个家伙很顽固 Now, this certain party...
搞不清楚状况 is very buIIheaded and seems to be removed...
而且不在我的势力范围内 from what I wouId Iike to caII my sphere of infIuence.
-我能帮什麽忙？ -给他来点意外的惊喜 -AII right, how can I heIp? -The pIot needs a twist.
这个人需要一点教训 The individuaI needs to be touched in some manner as to...
让他在伤害别人前 知道自己做错了 convince him of the error of his ways before he can hurt other peopIe...
-尤其别伤到我的纽约朋友 -对 -particuIarIy my friend from New York. -Right.
这个人有个亲戚 Now, this certain individuaI, he's got...
精神有毛病 a beIoved reIative with certain psychoIogicaI defects.
把那个亲戚捉来 I want the reIative gotten, aII right?
暂时别干掉他 And I want him, for the time being, heId on to.
或许我朋友就会没事 Perhaps then reason can prevaiI.
-听懂了吗？ -都懂 -You're foIIowing aII this? -Yeah, aII of it.
了解了 Got it.
好，等着 AII right. Wait.
-他在哪？ -那边 -Where is he? -Over there.
那边的就是他？ Right there? That's him?
好，谢谢 AII right. Thanks.
你可以出去了 这样就行了，谢了 I'm aII right. You can go outside. I'm okay. Thanks.
你是布莱恩吗？ Are you Brian?
我知道你是布莱恩 你朋友刚刚说的 I know you're Brian. Your friend ratted you out back there.
哈罗？ HeIIo?
你在吃什麽？那是什麽？ What are you eating there? What do you got?
-那是葵花籽吗？ -不是，你真笨 -What are those, poIIy seeds? -They're not. You're stupid.
我真笨 I'm stupid.
-我觉得很像葵花籽 -是向日葵籽 -They Iook Iike poIIy seeds to me. -They're sunfIower seeds.
还不都一样 That's the same thing.
小时候我们叫做葵花籽 We caIIed them poIIy seeds when I was a kid.
你一定是天下最笨的人 超级大蠢蛋 You must be the stupidest person, you piss-head, pisser-fucker.
我们应该去走一走，好吗？ Me and you, we're supposed to go for a quick waIk. You ready?
在这附近绕一绕，怎麽样？ We'II take a waIk around the bIock. What do you say?
我不会把葵花籽给别人 I won't give anybody my seeds.
贝瑞总是问我怎麽不给别人 Barry aIways asks why I don't give anybody any.
放心，留着，那是给你的 Don't worry about it. Keep those. That's for you, okay?
走吧，我们去走走 Let's go. We're gonna take a waIk. Come on.
谁摸我？ What did that?
他是开玩笑的 He's kidding.
不好意思 Sorry about that. AII right, Iook...
真的很简单 it's reaI simpIe.
你和我到外面走走 You and I are gonna go outside and take a IittIe waIk.
我不会再抓你的 I won't grab you again, okay?
我得去看海滩游侠 I have to go to the Baywatch.
什麽？ I'm sorry, what?
我要去看海滩游侠 我本来就要去 I have to go to the Baywatch. I was gonna go.
你要看"海滩游侠"？ You wanna watch Baywatch?
到我家去看 RoII by my apartment, we'II turn on Baywatch.
你是大蠢蛋 You're the stupidest person.
不是电视，是海滩游侠 Not teIevision. The Baywatch.
海滩游侠？ The Baywatch?
-对，海滩游侠 -好 -Yeah, the Baywatch. -Okay.
我可以去吗？ Can I go?
-现在就要去？ -去看海滩游侠 -You wanna go now? -To the Baywatch.
我要去，我正好要去 Yeah. I'm going there. I was on my way.
-我要去 -好 -Yes, I wouId. -AII right.
走吧 Let's go.
我们走 Come on, Iet's go.
我去拿收音机 Okay, I gotta get my radio.
-有音乐会很棒 -好 -The music's gonna be good there. -Okay, good.
海滩游侠 Baywatch!
我们来了 Here we come.
等等，听到没？那是什麽？ Wait a minute. You hear that, now? What is that?
-听到没？ -没有 -You hear that? -No.
是我的无线电对讲机 Yep, it's my waIkie-taIkie caIIing.
喂？ Yeah, heIIo?
我说过我和朋友旅行时 不准再打扰我 I toId you, don't ever bother me again when I'm taking trips with my friends.
不，我们要去看海滩游侠 What? No, we're going to the Baywatch.
对，海滩游侠 Yep, that's right, the Baywatch.
我的妈呀 No. HoIy mackereI.
他们何时会再开门？ WouId you know when they'II be open again?
我们明天再问你新消息 We'II caII you tomorrow for the update.
你知道吗？ 海滩游侠今天关门 How do you Iike that? Baywatch is cIosed today.
-不会吧 -明天再去 -No. -Tomorrow we'II go.
怎麽会这样 I can't beIieve it.
有旅行计画时常常都这样 This aIways happens Iike that, right? When you pIan a big trip.
喂，POB HeIIo there. P.O.B.
什麽意思？ What does that mean?
礼车司机都这麽说 P.O.B. Limo drivers say that.
很好，什麽意思？ That's good. What does it mean?
车上有乘客 P.O.B. Passenger On Board.
-已经有了？ -对 -AIready? -Yeah, already.
很好，你要回家了？ That's good. You headed back to your pIace?
-对 -好 -I am. -Good.
-晚一点再聊 -好 -We'll talk later. -Yeah, we'II taIk Iater.
进来没关系，我不会咬人 Come on in. It's aII right. I don't bite.
饿吗？我有吃的 You hungry? I got food.
渴不渴？ You thirsty?
我要汽水 I want a soda.
我没有汽水，要不要喝水？ You want a soda? I'm out of soda. Want a water?
要水吗？给你喝水 You want a water? I'II get you a water.
好不好喝？ AII right. How is that? Good?
-我想回家 -你得在这里待一下子 -I wanna go home. -AII right, you got to stay here for a IittIe bit.
不，我想回家 No, I wanna go home.
我们得待在这里 现在不能回家 No, we got to stay here. Can't do it right now.
你想看电视或卡通吗？ So maybe you wanna watch TV or cartoons?
我想回家 I wanna go home.
-我们要待在这里 -不要 -We got to stay here. -No.
布莱恩，你在干嘛？ Brian, what are you doing?
-带我回家 -停止 -Take me home now. -Stop.
-去你的，浑蛋 -什麽？ -Fuck aII of you! You stupid soup-fucker! -What?
-不要这样，混帐 -你怎麽了，别闹了 -Don't do that, motherfucker! -What's wrong with you? Cut that out.
-别闹了，安静 -我要去海滩游侠 -Cut it out! Stop! Be quiet! -I'm going to the Baywatch.
好了 AII right.
我的种籽呢？ Where are my seeds?
那是向日葵籽，白痴 They're sunfIower seeds, idiot.
在那里 They're right there.
-它们是向日葵籽 -在你后面 -They're sunfIower seeds. -Behind you. Right there.
不要乱跑 Stay here.
没事，我们闹着玩的 Everything's fine. Just kidding around.
-你好 -嗨 -HeIIo. -Hi.
有什麽可以帮忙吗？ May I be of some assistance?
那要看什麽事 WeII, that remains to be seen.
抱歉打扰你 Look, I'm sorry to bother you. It's just....
能不能借用一下电话？ I was wondering if it wouIdn't be too much troubIe if I couId use your phone.
-那… -对了 -That's.... -Right.
我在前面租了一个房间 I just took a one-bedroom in the front...
等电话公司装线等了一整天 and I've been waiting aII day for the phone company to come hook me up.
-可是… -现在不是很方便… -You know.... -Yeah, it's just kind of a bad....
我保证只要一下子 大概是本地的电话 It'II onIy take a second, I promise. You know, it's probabIy a IocaI caII.
不行，抱歉 I can't. I'm sorry.
真的很快，我保证 I'II be in and out before you know it. I promise.
快到你没有感觉 Just Ieave a faint scent.
好，进来吧 Yeah, aII right. Come on in.
-谢谢 -哪里 -Thank you. -Sure.
电话在那边 The phone's right there.
-我保证只要一下子 -好 -I promise it'II onIy take a minute. -AII right.
你好 HeIIo.
你在干嘛？到厨房坐着 What are you doing? Go sit down in the kitchen.
这些电脑语音让人抓狂 These computer answering things, they drive me nuts.
-你在打电话 -对，她在打电话 -You're making a teIephone caII. -Right, she's making a teIephone caII.
不要打给海滩游侠 他们今天关门 Don't caII Baywatch because they're cIosed today.
我根本没那麽想 I wouIdn't think of it.
我得问一下，我们认识吗？ I'm sorry, I got to ask. Do we know each other?
还没 Not yet.
-我叫芮琪 I'm Ricki.
赖瑞吉利，对吧？ Larry GigIi, right?
-我在信箱上看到的 -应该念席利 -I saw it on the maiIbox. -Yeah, it's pronounced GigIi.
主席的席 Rhymes with reaIIy.
-幸会，赖瑞席利 -幸会，赖瑞 -It's nice to meet you, Larry GigIi. -Nice to meet you, Larry.
你叫什麽名字？ What's your name?
巴柏 Bob.
-笨蛋，那不是我的名字 -不是吗？ -You're stupid. That's not my name. -That's not your name?
-甜心，你叫什麽名字？ -好了，他叫巴柏 -What is your name, sweetie? -That's it. His name's Bob.
-我不叫巴柏 -你叫巴柏 -His name's not Bob. -Your name is Bob.
不管你叫什麽 Whatever your name is...
有人说你是个年轻帅哥吗？ has anyone ever toId you you're a very handsome young man?
我可以跟你谈一下吗？ Can I taIk to you for a minute?
好 Sure.
私下谈 In private.
我不敢相信 I can't fucking beIieve this.
真是卯死了 没想到你是师奶杀手 It's an unexpected bonus. Who'd have thought you were a babe magnet?
-你比遛狗的好男人还厉害 -你是狗，大色狗 -You're better than a dog. -You're a dog, you dog-head piss-fart!
随便啦 Whatever.
听说你蛮肉脚的 You know, I heard you were a bit of a fuckup.
不过我真的很惊讶你这麽肉脚 But I gotta teII you, I'm frankIy amazed at how much of a fuckup you actuaIIy are.
-我听不太懂 -看来是如此 -Am I missing something here? -It wouId seem so.
打给路易，他会解释给你听 Why don't you caII Louis and he'II expIain everything to you.
我不认识叫路易的人 I don't know that I know any Louis.
他大概还没告诉你 他对你进行这麽大的任务 Then I guess he hasn't caIIed you to teII you he doesn't trust you...
没有信心 with a task of this magnitude.
他觉得风险太高了 That he feeIs the stakes are too high.
-没有 -"没有" -Nope. -"Nope."
他应该也还没告诉你 I guess he aIso probabIy hasn't caIIed to teII you...
他比较希望有两个 各自独立、彼此不认识 that he'd feeI more comfortabIe if there were two independent, unacquainted...
甚至互有敌意的杀手 来进行这件事 perhaps even mutuaIIy hostiIe contractors working on this...
而且他们还能彼此监视 so they couId keep an eye on one another.
没有，你不应该听我说 Nope. There's no reason for you to take my word...
他认为你有多逊 for preciseIy how second-rate he considers you.
你直接听他说会比较好 It'd probabIy make both our Iives a Iot easier if you just heard it directIy from him.
这东西不错，我今天吃过 That's good stuff. I had that today.
-失陪一下 -没问题 -Excuse me one minute. -Sure.
路易，你在吗？ Louis, you there?
我在这里，你想干嘛？ I'm here. What do you want?
这里有个小姐 Yeah, there's this...
想告诉我… young Iady here trying to teII me that--
这件事很重要 AII right, this thing is monumentaI.
你这种笨蛋承担不起 我只好这麽做 CertainIy too big for a jerk-off Iike yourseIf, but I had no choice.
这份工作关系到 我的安全和未来 This thing represents my ass and my future.
我要你和她一起工作 彼此监视 I want you to work with her and I want you to watch her as she wiII be watching you.
我要你知道 I want you to know...
谁要是搞砸了 that I wiII personaIIy excoriate anyone responsibIe...
我就会扒掉他一层皮 for the tiniest fuckup in this action.
-你要了解这一点 -是的，路易 -And I want you to understand that. -Yes, Louis.
"是的，路易"？ "Yes, Louis"?
你知道扒皮的意思吗？ Do you happen to know what "excoriate" means?
现在还不懂 It's not coming to me at the moment.
就是把皮肤剥开 It means "to strip or wear off the skin of...
扒掉皮的意思 "to fIay."
我每天学一个字 而且要把字用在谈话中 I'm learning a word a day. And it's critical to use these words in conversation...
不过那不是我现在 用这个字的原因 but that's not why I used it in this conversation.
我现在是说真的 In this conversation I used it because I meant it.
失陪了，我要走了 Now, if you'II excuse me, I'II be going now.
回头再聊，别担心 AII right, I'II taIk to you Iater. Yeah, don't worry about it.
不要像只丧家犬 Now don't get yourseIf aII tied in a knot.
我不认识这家伙 他也不认识我 Okay? I don't know this guy, and he doesn't know me.
不过我的名声看来是蛮好的 But my reputation apparentIy is pretty soIid.
你冷静下来想清楚 So why don't you just get yourseIf straight...
我们就能忘掉彼此的差异 and we can put this whoIe thing behind us.
你要是有无咖啡因茶或草本茶 And if you have any decaffeinated or herbaI tea...
那就太好了 I wouId reaIIy be most appreciative.
-我要茶 -两杯茶 -I want tea. -Two teas.
告诉你一件事 Let me teII you something, okay?
不管你自以为是什麽东西 我都不是这样工作的 I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but I don't work Iike this.
懂吗？ You got that?
如果你想比名声 If you wanna taIk about reputations...
如果你没听过我这号人物 and if by some fucking miracIe Iong shot you haven't heard of my reputation...
让我来告诉你我是谁 Iet me teII you who the fuck I am.
我是他妈的机智大哥 超酷角头 I am the fucking SuItan of SIick, Sadie. I am the RuIe of fucking CooI.
你想当黑道？想当坏蛋？ You wanna be a gangster? You wanna be a thug?
那就好好跟我学学 You sit at my fucking feet. Gather the pearIs that emanate forth from me.
我是最棒的、最受女人欢迎的 Because I'm the fucking originaI, straight-first-foremost, pimp-mack...
黑道中的黑道 fucking hustIer, originaI gangster's gangster.
我听不懂你在说什麽碗糕 我要去拿我的东西 I don't know what you're taIking about, but I'm gonna get my stuff.
你这个黑道中的黑道别担心 And don't you worry your IittIe gangster's gangster head about it...
我可以搞定 I can manage.
你每天咽几杯口水？ How many cups of your own spit you think you swaIIow every day, Larry?
大概35杯 I think about 35 cups.
-给我闭嘴 -你是白痴 -WouId you just shut the fuck up. -You're an idiot!
-你哪里不对劲？ -你才不对劲 -What is it with you? -No, you.
-你一下正常，一下变呆？ -你是白痴 -What, you just go in and out? -You're an idiot.
-你在说什麽？ -你这个可恶的王八蛋 -What the fuck are you taIking about? -You're the fuck, you stupid duck-fuck.
帮个忙，正常一下 Do me a favor and just act fucking normaI for a minute.
一下子就好 -Looks Iike-- -Just for a minute.
你会死得很惨 You'II end up with EIIiot over there.
你听得懂我的话 正常一点 I know you understand what I'm taIking about. Fucking be normaI.
-告诉你… -不要发疯，正常一点 -I'm teIIing you-- -Not fucking crazy! NormaI!
要我打你的头？ How about if I smack you in the fucking head?
别动粗 我们要监视他，不是打他 Leave him aIone. We're supposed to watch him, not sIap him around.
别说我们该怎麽做 Don't teII me what we're supposed to do.
这样好了 不要烦他，不然我杀了你 How about this? You Ieave him aIone or I'II kiII you.
你要杀我？去你的，动手啊 You'II kiII me? Fuck you! Go ahead.
我会杀了你 I'II kiII you.
不要教我怎麽做，行吗？ You don't teII me what to do. Okay?
不要说我们可以、应该做什麽 Don't teII me what we might do. Don't teII me what we're supposed to do.
不要说我们可能该做什麽 什麽都不要说 Don't teII me what we maybe shouId do. Don't ever teII me nothing!
你不要烦他，不然我杀了你 I'II teII you this, you Ieave him aIone or I'II kiII you.
我猜有35杯， 35杯口水 I'm gonna say 35 cups. I'm gonna say 35 cups of spit.
我是天才 I'm a genius. I'm a genius, man.
-他在说什麽？ -不知道 -What's he taIking about? -I don't know.
我们应该合作得开心点 Look, why don't we try and make this pIeasant.
和善点 Nice.
轻松点 Easy.
你通常都受雇做什麽？ So, what do you normaIIy hire out for?
我的工作各式各样都有 I do jobs of various types.
-你呢？ -我也是 -How about yourseIf? -Me, too.
我做各种不同的工作 I do various types of jobs of various kinds.
这就对了 There you have it.
我怎麽从来没见过你？ How come I never seen you around before?
我从别的地方来的 I'm from another pIace.
哪里呢，芮琪？ Where wouId that be, Ricki?
别的地方 Somewhere eIse, Larry.
原来如此 Okay. I see.
-我其实不叫芮琪 -那你叫什麽呢？ -And my name's not reaIIy Ricki. -And what wouId it be, then?
要是我一直叫你芮琪 让你抓狂咧？ Then how about I keep caIIing you Ricki just to piss you off?
-如果你高兴的话 -会的 -If it'II make you happy. -Yeah, it wiII.
-这食物不太好 -真可惜，这就是晚餐，快吃 -This isn't very good food. -Too bad. That's your dinner. Eat it.
-我肚子饿 -去你的 -I'm hungry. -Fuck.
-他说他肚子饿 -那就让他吃啊 -He said he's hungry. -So? Let him eat his food.
-我不喜欢这些东西 -真可惜，快吃，笨蛋 -I don't Iike this food. -Too bad! Eat your food, stupid!
干嘛，又不是他的错 Back off! God! It's not his fauIt.
不是我的错，我脑袋有问题 Yeah, it's not my fauIt I'm brain-damaged.
椤亮，你是他的工会代表吗？ BeautifuI. What are you, his shop steward?
他妈的智障，吃你的… Listen, you fucking retard, eat your--
-够了，别激动 -不够 -Enough! Easy aIready. -Not enough.
-你有什麽… -告诉你一件事 -What is your-- -Let me teII you something.
每段关系里都有公牛和母牛 In every reIationship there's a buII and a cow.
刚好在这里的关系中 It so happens that in this reIationship right here with me and you...
我是公牛，你是母牛 I'm the buII, you're the cow
公牛，母牛 All right? Bull. Cow.
-懂吗？ -懂了，公牛，母牛 -You got that? -Yeah, I got it. BuII, cow.
你做别的东西给他吃 不然就少管闲事 You make him something eIse to eat. Otherwise, mind your business.
我想回家 I wanna go home.
你不能回家 You can't go home.
-我想回家 -你现在不能回家 -I wanna go home. -You can't go home right now!
-吃你的东西 -去你的，我想回家 -Eat your food! -Piss you! I want to go home!
你要是回家 明天怎麽去海滩游侠？ How you gonna go to the Baywatch tomorrow if you go home?
这是你睡觉的地方 This is your spot. Yeah?
好舒服，来躺下 It's nice. Come on. Lie down.
这是沙发 This is a couch.
放心，很棒的 睡这里很舒服，躺下 Don't worry about it. It's fine. It's a good sIeeping pIace. Lie down.
赖瑞，念给我听 Larry, read to me.
-什麽？ -念书给我听 -What? -Read to me, Larry.
念给他听 Read to him, Larry.
我不要 念书给他听要干什麽？ I don't wanna read to him. What do I got to read to him for?
念给我听，赖瑞 Read to me, Larry.
-为什麽？ -会让我心情好一点 -What for? -It soothes me down.
-让你心情好？ -好啦，念给他听 -It soothes you down? -Come on, Larry, read to him.
-念什麽？没东西可念 -念书啊 -What am I gonna read? I got nothing here. -Read him a book.
你没有书？ You don't have a book?
-我有电话簿 -那就是啦 -I got a phone book. -There you go.
-念给我听 -好 -Read to me, Larry. -AII right, fine.
听着 Here you go.
"从1868年起 "Since 1868.
"一个多世纪以来 塔巴斯哥辣酱的风味 "For weII over a century, the adventurous fIavor of Tabasco sauce...
"让许多世代爱刺激的人 赞不绝口" "has fired up generations of thriII-seekers."
-好吗？ -很棒 -Okay? -That was good.
多念一点 Read to me more.
"它采用纯天然原料 并在白橡木桶中酿造 "Its aII-naturaI ingredients and unique aging process in white oak barreIs...
"使得塔巴斯哥酱 一直是厨房中的主角 "keeps Tabasco on the cuIinary cutting edge.
"把它加在蛋、披萨、沙拉 或任何食物上 "Try it on eggs, pizza, saIads, and any other food...
"强烈的味道会挑逗你的味蕾" 念完了 "for a burst of fIavor that wiII tantaIize your taste buds." That's it.
-再多念一点 -念完了 -Read to me more. -That's it.
我不要念原料，完了 I'm not reading the ingredients. I'm done.
-谢谢你，赖瑞 -不客气 -Okay, thank you, Larry. -Sure.
我没有别的意思 TeII you what, no offense...
你完全不像我碰过的杀手 you don't Iook Iike any contractor I ever met.
各种杀手都有市场 ApparentIy, there's a need for aII types.
听着 So Iisten.
我在想你之前所说的 You know, I was thinking about what you said before...
我们对于困在这情况下 无能为力 about us being stuck in this situation. There's nothing we can do.
你说得对 或许我们可以顺水推舟 I think you're right. We might as weII make the best of it.
我想也是 I think so.
别误会了，相信我 So, you know, Iook, don't take this the wrong way, beIieve me.
我只是… But I just.... This is, you know....
我不喜欢看到你睡在地板上 I hate to see you sIeep on the fIoor Iike that. I mean, come on.
如果愿意的话 你可以进房去 So if you want to, you can go ahead and just, you know...
跟我睡一张床 just take haIf of my bed.
因为我们一起工作 而且都是成年人 'Cause we're working together. We're grownups, right?
我们是伙伴 You know, we're partners. We'II just...
要表现得专业一点 do the whoIe thing professionaIIy.
你真好心，谢谢，我很乐意 That's very kind of you. Thank you. I mean, I'd Iove to.
要专业一点 You know, professionaIIy.
拜托 PIease.
专不专业？喜欢吗？ How's that professionaIIy? You Iike that?
这就是专业 That's professionaI. Right here.
公牛，母牛，就是这样 BuII. Cow. That's how that works.
我是你的公牛 There's your buII right there! There's your buII.
这是我的牛角 There's the horn.
跟公牛搞就能得到牛角 You fuck with the buII, you get the horn.
这就是专业 That's professionaI.
他妈的专业 Fucking professionaI.
你看 Look at that.
我就是公牛 That's the buII. Right.
抓牛就抓住牛角 懂我的意思吗？ Get the buII by the horn. You know what I'm taIking about?
我会给你牛角，想看吗？ I'II give you the horn. Want to see the horn?
其实… You know...
你是个很有魅力的女人 you're actuaIIy a very attractive woman.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're weIcome.
现在我应该提出来 You know, this may be a good time to suggest...
你的灵魂中不准 冒出邪念的种子 that you not aIIow the seeds of crueI hope to sprout in your souI.
我不懂什麽意思 不过听起来很美 I don't know what that means, but it sounds beautifuI.
意思是说你不是我喜欢的类型 It means you're not my type.
是吗？ Is that right?
我哪一点不是你喜欢的类型？ What about me is not your type?
你的老二 Your penis.
什麽意思？ What does that mean?
我是同志 It means I'm gay.
我是女同性恋 It means I'm a Iesbian.
但是如果我不是 But I got to teII you, if I wasn't....
经过这样的第一次约会 我觉得… I mean, after a first date Iike this, I'd find it reaIIy hard...
要不跟你做爱是很难的 not to just get under the covers and do you bigtime right now.
晚安 Good night.
晚安？ "Good night"?
哇，老爸 这样的新打扮 Whoa, Step-papa. With that sassy new look...
让羊变得好看多了 sheep's all that and a bag of chips.
莫尔本天气预报 明天能会有雨 Melbourne's forecast.; The chance of a brief shower tomorrow...
不过大部分是晴朗天气 吹轻到中度的西南风 but we're expecting a mostly fine day with a light-to-moderate southwestwardly wind.
你在跟谁讲话？ Who the fuck are you taIking to?
雪梨晴天，气温十八度 布里斯本，有雨… Sydney also fine and 18. Brisbane, showers....
请你还我 Give me that back, pIease.
-晴天，三十二度 -给我 -Sunny, 32. -Give me that.
阿德雷得和霍巴特也是晴天 Adelaide and Hobart both mainly fine days tomorrow. Around our....
你知道这东西多少钱吗？ You know how much this shit costs?
-五块钱 -才不是 -It's $5. -No, it's not $5.
-十块钱 -不 -It's $10. -No, it's....
我干嘛跟你说话？ Why am I even taIking to you for?
-是十块钱 -对，十块钱 -It's $10. -Yeah, it's $10. AII right.
我只想把昨晚的事说清楚 Just wanted to teII you, you know, just get straight about that thing Iast night.
不要伤了感情 You know, no hard feeIings.
懂我的意思吗？ 你不要不高兴 You know what I mean? I don't want you to get upset or nothing.
就这样，别想再找我上床 机会只有一次 That's it. Don't be coming back, though. I mean, it's a one-time offer.
放弃就没了，我不玩了 One shot with me. I'm out.
你在等人吗？ Are you expecting somebody?
开门 Come on!
-赖瑞 -可恶 -Larry! -Shit!
-是你妈 -妈的，是警察 -It's your mother. -Fuck! It's a cop.
开门 Open the door!
-我在看 -安静 -I was watching that. -Be quiet.
进房间去，待在这里 Go in this room. Go. I want you to stay here.
-别出来，别说话 -我们要去看海滩游侠吗？ -Don't come out. Don't say anything. -We're going to Baywatch?
-对，快了，安静待在这里 -好 -Yeah. Soon. Stay here. Be quiet. -Okay.
-我要失去耐性了 -来了 -Come on, I'm dying here! -Coming!
-赖瑞，我有一只鸡 -别说话 -Larry, I have a chicken. -Don't say anything.
什麽？ What?
你的门太薄了 要假装不在家都不行 Your door's not thick enough to pretend you're not home when you're home.
-什麽事？ -我刚好在附近 -What's up? -I was in the neighborhood.
-你今天好吗？ -很好，你呢？ -How are you today? -Just fine. YourseIf?
很好 Just fine.
我在搜索非法组织的消息 I'm searching for news on the underground.
你也许知道我的意思？ Might you know what it is I'm getting at?
-不知道 -那麽… -No. -No. WeII....
这是一桩神秘案件 This is one of those mysterious cases.
尚未破案 或许是外星人绑架 UnsoIvabIe. ProbabIy turn out to be an aIien abduction, but you know...
不过我们至少得来调查一下 we're obIigated to at Ieast create the appearance of due diIigence.
-怎样？ -我啥都没说 -What? -I didn't say nothing.
你的朋友路易 You know, your friend Louis...
他的主管回到公司 就要被炒鱿鱼 his supervisor back in the home office is about to foId his napkin, right?
-什麽？ -纽约的史塔曼 -Sorry? -Starkman, in New York.
他完了 He's through.
看来他得在联邦监狱蹲好久 Looking at huge federaI time. Big, ugIy, dark dungeon underground.
绝对不能假释 No chance of paroIe, never ever. Time.
很遗憾 Yep. I'm sorry to say.
听说他是好人，不过… I hear he's a good guy, but, you know....
我的问题是这样的 In any event, here's my probIem...
如果你已经知道 就尽管叫我闭嘴 and if you know any of this, feeI free, jump in, shut me up.
这里的联邦检察官 This federaI prosecutor out here...
起诉史塔曼的那个检察官 the one with Starkman's testicuIar matter cIutched in his fist...
他有一个弟弟 this very federaI prosecutor's IittIe brother....
听起来熟悉吗？ Any of this sound famiIiar?
我？不熟 To me? No.
那麽… No. WeII....
这个检察官的智障弟弟 This very federaI prosecutor's IittIe brother, a bit dopey from what I gather...
遭到绑架 may have been absconded with...
这也成了我们检察官的麻烦 which, as you can imagine, wouId be to the dismay of our prosecutor.
我想… I think....
我有可能是错的 因为这件事实在太蠢了 But I couId be wrong about this because it's aImost too stupid for a mind to grasp.
但是我想… But I think maybe someone...
在你的专业组织中… in your professionaI community...
可能有人参与这些狡诈的行动 might be participating in these shenanigans...
想要… to, I don't know...
逼使联邦检察官放水 heIp squeeze a IittIe friendship...
不要起诉他 aItruism, whatever, out of this particuIar federaI officiaI.
希望史塔曼… Maybe in the hopes that Starkman...
会在某天早上醒来 wiII wake up one morning....
发现所有罪名都秘密撤销了 And wake up one morning to find aII charges mysteriousIy dropped.
我的同事以为 这小子已经逃走了 The schooI of thought of my coIIeagues is that this kid is aIready way out of town.
只有我持不同看法 我认为他还在城里 I aIone am of the opposite schooI. I think he's stiII here. That's what I think.
不过重要的是你的想法 你怎麽想？ But what's important is what you think. What do you think?
你的消息这麽灵通 你觉得呢？ As a friend who's got his ear to the street. SeriousIy.
-我从没有… -我知道 -I never.... You know-- -I know.
你什麽都不知道 You don't know nothing.
我光看你就感觉得出来 I can teII just by Iooking at you.
就像我说过的 整件事大概是外星人绑架 The whoIe thing's probabIy aIien abduction, Iike I said before.
你知道我现在… Man, you know what I'd Iove to do...
想做什麽吗？ right now?
到玛莉餐厅去 Go down to Marie CaIIender's...
点一大碗加了冰淇淋的派 get me a big bowI, pie, some ice cream on it.
真好 Good.
如果把它淋在你头上 Put some on your head...
你的舌头可能禁不起诱惑 而不听大脑使唤 your tongue wouId sIap your brains out trying to get to it.
有兴趣吗？ Interested?
确定？ Sure?
我正在减肥 Yeah, I'm trying to get in shape, you know.
不用再说了 Say no more.
谢谢招待 Thanks for the hospitaIity.
隐私遭到侵犯肯定不好受 It can't be the most pIeasant thing to have your privacy be intruded on.
听到什麽的话通知我一下 Maybe if you hear anything, you'II Iet me know?
好，如果我有听到的话 Yeah, you know, if I hear anything.
我会通知你 Yeah, I'II Iet you know.
好 AII right.
他妈的联邦检察官 A federaI fucking prosecutor!
-妈的 -赖瑞？ -Fuck! -Larry?
-我出来了 -你干嘛？我不是叫你… -I'II come back now, okay? -What are you doing? I toId you to....
-我饿了 -没有东西吃了 -I'm hungry. -We got nothing to eat.
-可是我肚子饿 -他妈的联邦检察官 -I'm hungry, though. -A federaI fucking prosecutor.
-我哥是他妈的联邦"贱察官" -是啊 -My brother's a federaI fucking "prostitutor." -You don't say.
穿上 Put this on.
-你知道他是检察官的弟弟吗？ -不知道 -Did you know about aII that stuff? -No, not aII of it.
-也许我们应该住旅馆 -妈的 -Maybe we shouId check into a hoteI. -Fuck that.
我住这里，这是我家 I Iive here. This is my pIace.
谁都不能赶我走 把这也穿上 No one's getting me out of my pIace. Put this on, too.
-我饿了，要吃东西 -我听了几百次了 -I'm hungry. I wanna eat. -I heard you the first fucking five times.
快点 Come on.
别再机车了 Fucking around.
什麽时候去海滩游侠？ When are we getting to the Baywatch?
-那是什麽？你听到什麽吗？ -没有 -What? What's that? You hear that? -No.
那是什麽？又是无线电 What is that? It's the waIkie-taIkie again.
喂，什麽？ HeIIo? What?
开玩笑，又没开？ 他们是怎麽搞的？ You got to be kidding me. Again? What's the deaI with these guys?
多久？明天？好 How Iong? Maybe tomorrow? Okay.
帮我扁他们 Kick those guys in the ass for me, wiII you?
好的 Those fucking guys. AII right.
再聊，回我们电话 TaIk to you Iater. Give us a caII back.
真离谱 UnbeIievabIe.
你相信吗？ 海滩游侠今天又没开门 You beIieve that? The Baywatch is cIosed today. Again.
-没开门？ -对，我问过了 -They're cIosed? -Yeah, I taIked to them.
他们正在解决这问题，不过… They said they're working on the probIem, but, you know...
不知要多久时间 they don't know how Iong it's gonna be.
海滩游侠是什麽？ What is the Baywatch?
是有很多美女在的地方 It's where aII the beautifuI girIs are. They swim.
都在那边游泳 They swim there.
-你是说那部电视影集吗？ -不是电视，那是电视 -You're taIking about the TV show? -No, you.... Not TV. That's TV.
他们其实在海滩游侠 The Baywatch is where they reaIIy are. They're reaIIy there.
我可以和他们做朋友 I think you couId be friends there.
我想那边可以做爱 I think that's where the sex is. I think so.
-要不要关小声一点？ -你才小声一点 -Hey, you wanna turn that down? -You fucking turn it down.
现在不该只想到自己 I don't think this is the best time to be drawing attention to ourseIves.
-瘪四，关掉收音机 -你有什麽问题，婊子？ -Hey, Beavis, turn the fucking radio off. -What the fuck is your probIem, bitch?
婊子？ "Bitch"?
现在耍脾气可不是好事 You know what, creating a scene right now wouId be a bad thing.
没错，你过来让我们扁 Yeah, that's right. Why don't you come here so we can kick your ass.
怎麽了？ What happened?
让我来处理 Let me. Okay?
请 Go ahead.
你们需要加强人际沟通技巧 You know, what you boys need is to deveIop better peopIe skiIIs.
不过… However, in the meantime....
对不起 Excuse me.
听过泰毛柴吗？ You ever heard of Tai Moi Chai?
没听过 No. Okay.
在传统泰毛柴中 用手指挖出眼球有五种层次 In traditionaI Tai Moi Chai, there are five IeveIs of digitaI orb extrusion.
也就是用手指挖出 That's the gouging out of your opponent's eyebaII...
对手的眼球 with one's finger.
最难练成的也是我最爱的 The highest and most difficuIt to master is my personaI favorite:
开托迈 Kai Toi Mai.
也就是挖出记忆 LooseIy transIated, that's "the rip that takes the past."
拇指把眼睛挤成液体 Now, once the thumb Iiquefies the eye...
食指马上跟进 it is deftIy and immediateIy repIaced by the forefinger.
伸进去，勾住视神经 Deep thrust, hooking around and securing the ocuIar nerve...
然后使劲… and then removing it with such force...
把这重要部分给扯出来 as to bring with it, by suction, a vitaI portion of the visuaI cortex.
脑的这部分是储存视觉记忆的 The part of the brain, as I'm sure you may know, that stores visuaI memory.
这一招最特别的部分 The extraordinary eIement of this move...
最厉害… the genius of it...
最具诗意的地方 the absoIute poetry of it...
就是除了明显的伤口外 is that, aside from the obvious wound...
对手还会失去视觉记忆 one's opponent is Ieft with no memory of anything he has ever seen.
亲朋好友全都忘光 FamiIy, friends, nothing.
因此，开托迈是 Hence, Kai Toi Mai:
"挖出记忆" "The rip that takes the past."
在美国很难进行这种事 As you can imagine, very difficuIt to practice in the United States...
不过我觉得很值得 为此到泰国一游 but I feIt weII worth the trips to the Chang Rai Province.
人际沟通技巧 PeopIe skiIIs.
知道如何见人行事 See, knowing how to properIy judge character...
视时视地行事 knowing how and when to make a move...
也就是什麽人可以惹 in short, knowing who to and who not to fuck with.
都是未来你们该学会的 These are things you boys are gonna wanna work on in the future. Okay?
还有一件事 And one more thing:
运动固然好 却很难赖以维生 Sports are aII weII and good, but very hard to earn a Iiving at.
所以你们要好好用功 保持功课进步，好吗？ So I want you guys to study hard and keep your grades up, aII right?
-各位，好吗？ -好 -Okay? Everyone, yes? -Yes.
很好 Okay. Good.
布莱恩，走吧 好棒的电脑 Brian, Iet's go.Nice computer.
好棒的电脑 Nice computer.
再去买一台新的吧 Here's suck-my-dick.com.
刚刚那套手指功夫 So can you reaIIy do aII that kung fu shit...
你真的会吗？ you said back there with the eye and that?
不会 No.
全都是鬼扯的？ That was aII buIIshit?
孙子说 Sun Tzu said that in a war...
不战而胜才是最佳的胜利 the best victory is that which requires no battIe.
-这也是鬼扯？ -不是 -Is this some more buIIshit now I'm getting? -No.
孙子是谁？ Who's Sun Tzu?
中国的军事理论家 他指出… A Chinese miIitary theoretician who pointed out...
像你这样在冲突时勃然大怒 that in a confIict, getting angry, which you seem to do a Iot of...
在战术与策略上 都是愚蠢的举动 is a tacticaIIy and strategicaIIy stupid move.
那会阻碍你的思考能力 让敌人占上风 It cIouds your abiIity to reason. It gives your adversary the upper hand.
想要阻碍敌人的思考能力 You wanna cIoud your adversary's abiIity to reason...
那就得让自己抢占上风 thus gaining the upper hand yourseIf.
随便 Whatever.
既然你显得这麽不高兴 You know, given how unhappy you seem to be...
我明白那对你有多麽不容易 I can see how that wouIdn't be the easiest thing for you to do.
-什麽意思？ -就是这意思 -What is that supposed to mean? -Just that.
我是说 I mean...
男人在小时候 被教导不要哭，忍住悲伤 when men are boys, they're encouraged not to cry, not to show their sadness...
所以只好用其他方式来发泄 你们一定知道… so they're forced to find other ways to Iet those feeIings out. As I'm sure you know...
打架和生气是较被接受的男性行为 fighting and getting angry are much more acceptabIe maIe behaviors.
所以男生长大时 表现悲伤的出口是什麽？ So when these boys grow up, guess what outIet they use to express their sadness.
工作或生活不顺利时 A guy who's miserabIe at work or depressed about his Iife...
男人回到家会怎麽办？ comes home at night, what does he do?
他通常不在〔儿面前哭 He doesn't usuaIIy cry in front of the wife and kids.
而是对他们吼叫 He usuaIIy yeIIs at them.
所以，赖瑞 So, Larry....
怎样？ What?
你到底在难过什麽？ What is it exactIy you're so sad about?
不，我说真的 No, I'm serious.
你的朋友呢？ Yeah. What about your friend?
李纳太太，不管她叫什麽 Mrs. Leonard. Whatever her name is.
抱歉，现在不行 Look, I can't right now, I'm sorry. It's not a good time.
妈，因为现在时机不对 It's not a good time, Ma, that's why.
不行 No.
好啦 Okay. AII right!
你要干嘛？ 我说好了，我要过来了 What do you want, bIood? I said okay. I'm coming over, aII right?
我马上过来 I'II be right over there.
我要绕回家一下 你可以留在车上 I got to make a quick detour. You can stay in the car.
轻点，下面一点 Easy. A IittIe Iower.
-这里？ -高一点 -Right here? -A IittIe bit higher.
-低一点 -妈 -A IittIe Iower. -Ma.
好，对，天啊 AII right, right there. God.
妈，如果李纳太太不在 你有时也得叫医生 Look, Ma, if Mrs. Leonard isn't around, you'II have to caII a doctor sometimes.
我不能随时丢下一切跑来 I can't just drop everything and show up here aII the time, okay?
难道我没有为你丢下一切吗？ What, and I didn't drop everything for you?
"抱歉，赖瑞 我不能帮你换尿布 "I'm so sorry, Larry, I can't change your diaper now.
"你必须打给李纳太太" "You're gonna have to caII Mrs. Leonard."
-让我… -我去开 -Let me just-- -Let me. HoId on.
-什麽事？ -他要尿尿 -What? -He's got to pee.
赖瑞，我要尿尿 I got to pee, Larry.
我不是叫你们在车上等 I thought I toId you to wait in the car.
我以为你希望我们进来 而不要把车开到别处 I thought you'd prefer it if we came in rather than take the car somewhere.
我们不要你以为我们跑掉了 WouIdn't want you to think we Iammed out on you.
而且我想见你的母亲 Besides, I want to meet your mother.
-不 -赖瑞，他们是你朋友吗？ -No. -Larry, are those friends of yours?
-对，亲近的朋友 -请他们进来 -Yeah, cIose, personaI. -WeII, invite them in.
赖瑞，我要尿尿 I got to pee, Larry.
-请他们进来 -我正要请 -Larry, invite them in! -I am, Ma, aII right?
-大家好 -你好 -HeIIo, everybody. -HeIIo.
天啊 My God.
-真椤亮 -妈 -What a beauty. -Ma.
我说说而已 What? I'm just saying.
你该看看他带回家过的母猪 You shouId see some of the pigs he's brought by.
她们其实不是猪啦 I mean, not that they were pigs, per se.
不过通常都不怎麽样 It's just that, by and Iarge, they were what I wouId caII insignificant women.
我一眼就看得出来你很不错 You, I couId teII right off the bat, you seem to be of some substance.
-请问男厕在哪里？ -往这边走 -Excuse me, miss, where's the men's room? -Right this way, darIing.
她实在美呆了 这次别搞砸了 Larry, she's gorgeous. Don't you fuck this one up.
-介绍一下自己吧 -我是赖瑞的朋友 -So, what is your story, honey? -I'm Larry's friend.
-不要理她 -她认为我很美 -Don't pay no attention to her. -She thinks I'm beautifuI.
不过她瞎了一只眼 Yeah. She's bIind in one eye, though.
开门 Open the door.
没问题吧？ You aII right in there?
你在这里长大？ So this is where you grew up?
你要写书吗？ Are you writing a book?
-妈 -闭嘴，我什麽都没说 -Ma. -Shut up. I didn't say anything.
我觉得你们两个很匹配 I think you two make a very cute coupIe, though.
-妈 -怎样？ -Ma. -What?
干嘛一直叫妈？ What's with the "Ma"?
不要再叫了 Stop aIready with the "Ma."
告诉我 So, teII me...
你和赖瑞是情侣吗？ are you and Larry sweethearts?
我先说我希望你们是 Before you answer, Iet me say up front that I hope so.
怎样？我是希望啊 What? Yes, I hope so.
我这麽说很恐怖吗？ What's so terribIe about "I hope so"?
-你知道吗？ -怎样？ -Yeah? Guess what. -What?
她是女同志 She's a Iesbian.
拜托 Never mind.
你跟男人搞过，对吧？ She's been with feIIas before. Am I right, darIing?
没错 You're right.
不过男人也有做不到的事 对不对？ But sometimes they have their Iimitations. Am I right?
你们在说什麽？ What are you two taIking about?
算了，我们自己知道 Never mind. We know what we're taIking about.
-对不对，甜心？ -对 -Am I right, sweetheart? -You're right.
我以前也放荡过 You know, I wasn't aIways just Larry's mother.
我以前… I used to be...
很有实验精神的 quite experimentaI.
-老天 -看看他 -Jesus Christ! -Look at him!
谁才是老古板啊 Look who's not up-to-the-minute now.
-大男生 -别说了，我们走 -Big boy. -That's it. We're going.
布莱恩，我们走吧 Brian, come on. We're going. That's it. Ma, what....
人生有各种可能 AII right. Just remember, you two, Iife's not just bIack-and-white.
我们会记住的 布莱恩，我们走了 AII right, we'II remember that. Brian, Iet's go. We're going now.
-走吧 -大块呆，过来亲一个 -Let's go. -Come here, you big Iug, give me a kiss.
-我爱你 -好 -I Iove you. -Yeah.
-我洗过手了 -恭喜，走吧 -I washed my hands. -CongratuIations. Let's go.
-再见 -亲爱的，过来 -Goodbye. -Come here, darIing.
我对你有一种亲切感 I feeI Iike I know you aIready.
-很高兴认识你 -这是我的荣幸 -Very nice meeting you. -It's my pIeasure.
我们要走了，布莱恩 AII right, we're going. Let's go. Come on. Let's go, Brian.
记住，敞开心胸 很多事是料不准的 Just remember, you two, keep an open mind because you never know.
-会的 -再见 -We wiII. -Bye!
-我喜欢她，她人真好 -天啊 -I Iike her, she's very nice. -Man.
从卫星云图看来 On the satellite map, the cloud over Queensland...
昆士兰与新南威尔斯 上空的云层会带来降雨 and New South Wales is bringing showers...
其他地区则没有什麽变化 and there's very little activity over the rest of the continent.
维多利亚南部有一些低云 But there is some low-level cloud over Southern Victoria...
将会为沿海地区带来降雨 which will bring isolated showers mainly to the coastal areas.
莫尔本近郊晚上还是较冷… Another chilly night in Melbourne's suburbs with the mercury....
你在干什麽？ -What are you doing now? -...and Avalon falling as low....
-我说过这很贵的 -哪有 -Brian, I toId you, this is very expensive. -It's not expensive.
不要跟我辩 Don't argue with me.
你干嘛这样？ 关心英国的天气干嘛？ Why are you doing this? What do you care about the weather in fucking EngIand for?
-是澳洲 -都一样啦 -AustraIia. -Whatever.
那不是英国 It's not EngIand.
随便，布莱恩 干嘛一直打过去？ Whatever, Brian. Why do you keep caIIing there?
我好喜欢她的声音 I reaIIy Iike her voice.
可是稍微控制一下 Okay. Try to keep it under controI, though.
-好吗？ -好，我会尽量 -AII right? -Okay, Larry, I'II try.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you. -You're weIcome.
你不喜欢我这一型的？ So I'm not your type?
怎麽又回到这话题了？ How did we get back there aII of a sudden?
别紧张 ReIax.
我不太会应付你这种女人 You're more woman than I know what to do with.
我不需要吸引女同志 I don't need to be dipping into the sisterhood.
可是我又突然好奇了起来 But I'm just curious because aII of a sudden now...
你说你跟男人在一起过 you say you've been with guys.
对 I have.
他们有缺点？ But they have their shortcomings?
除了口交技巧很差之外 还有别的 Besides the fact that they give terribIe head.
这样我就懂了 See, right there, that teIIs me something.
我知道和你在一起的男人 I know the guys you've been with obviousIy didn't know...
显然不知道如何怜香惜玉 how to bring home the pearIs when they were diving for oysters.
我其实是开玩笑的 I was actuaIIy just joking.
既然都这麽坦白了 我告诉你别的事 WeII, since we're Ietting it aII hang out now, Iet me teII you something eIse.
说到取悦女人 Okay, when it comes to pIeasing a woman, your girIfriends, they're just...
你的女友天生就屈居劣势 they're at a naturaI disadvantage.
不管怎麽努力 It's Iike they might try hard, but they're just not backed up...
她们就是无法克服基因的限制 with miIIions of years of genetic engineering, programming, instinct.
男人天生就是要达到这目标 Nature has evoIved man for that purpose.
满足女人 Satisfy.
采取主动 Lead the pack.
所以女同志总是花钱买… That's why Iesbians are aIways buying, spending their dough on, you know...
情趣用品，假阳具 sexuaI appIiances, erotic monkey wrenches and shit, trying to compensate...
弥补她们没有的地方 她们做不到的地方 for what they don't have. What they're not getting.
阴茎，没错 The penis. That's right.
它的构造说明了一切 Its very design teIIs you everything you need to know.
仰天长啸 Forward motion. With advancements.
向黑暗深邃的… Fucking progress into the dark, deep...
神秘地带前进 mysterious unknown.
就像是探险 It's Iike adventure-seeking...
征服边境 frontier-conquering...
突破障碍 obstacIe-eradicating.
你想让我觉得你没念书 And you tried to create the impression you didn't read books.
我只是说你没选最好的 You're settIing for second best. That's aII I'm saying.
总而言之 So, in review...
你是说… you're saying...
男人是性爱中最令人向往的？ that it's men that are at the top of the must-fuck pyramid?
就是这个意思 That's aII I'm teIIing you.
关心、体贴 Loving, caring...
-愿意付出的男人 -没错 -sensitive, giving men. -That's right.
你有权这麽想 You're entitIed to your opinion.
让我们来讨论女人 But Iet us reconsider women for a minute.
-好吗？ -没问题 -ShaII we? -Sure.
她们的外型 Their form:
粉颈，香肩 Neck. ShouIders.
美腿 Legs.
美臀 Hips.
我觉得很棒 I think pretty cooI.
就拿你大加赞扬的… Now, as far as your famous...
阴茎来说 penis goes....
阴茎就像是一种… The penis is Iike some sort of...
奇特的海参 bizarre sea sIug...
或是很长的脚趾头 or Iike a reaIIy Iong toe.
它很灵巧也很重要 但说它是完美的性器官 I mean, it's handy, important even. But the pinnacIe of sexuaI design?
情欲的最高目标？ 我可不这麽想 The top of the Iist of erotic destinations? I don't think so.
人一开始想亲的什麽？ One's first impuIse is to kiss what?
是嘴唇 To kiss the Iips.
紧实… Firm...
甜美的嘴唇 deIicious Iips. Sweet Iips.
感觉湿湿暖暖的 Surrounding a warm, moist...
味道令人晕眩的嘴 dizzyingIy scented mouth.
那才是大家都想吻的地方 That's what everyone wants to kiss.
不是脚趾头，也不是海参 Not a toe. Not a sea sIug.
而是嘴巴 A mouth.
你说为什麽呢，傻瓜？ And why do you think that is, stupid?
嘴巴是某部位的双胞胎姐妹 Because the mouth is the twin sister...
它跟什麽几乎一模一样？ the aImost exact Iook-aIike of the what?
不是脚趾头 Not the toe.
嘴巴是… The mouth is the twin sister...
阴道的双胞胎姐妹 of the vagina.
大小动物都向往这个地方 And aII creatures big and smaII seek the orifice.
要被填满的开口 The opening. To be taken in, enguIfed.
要被真正有力的东西 To be squeezed and IovingIy crushed by what is truIy...
深情地拥抱 the aII-powerfuI, aII-encompassing.
如果你强调的是 Now, if it's design you're concerned with...
具有隐含意义 象征性与力量的东西 hidden meanings, symboIism and power...
别说圣母峰 forget the top of Mount Everest.
别说大海、月亮和星星 Forget the bottom of the sea, the moon, the stars.
那麽最有野心、最狂野 There is no pIace, nowhere, that has been the object...
最甜美又神秘的地方 of more ambitions, more battIes than the sweet, sacred mystery...
莫过于女人双腿间 也就是… between a woman's Iegs that I am proud to caII...
我的阴部 my pussy.
绕了半天，我要说的是 So I guess this is just my roundabout way of saying...
其实女人才是最有魅力的 that it is women who are, in fact, the most desirabIe form.
你不同意吗？ WouIdn't you agree?
我同意 I agree.
我也是 And so do I.
喂？ Hello?
-有人吗？ -有 -Is somebody there? -Yes.
你是谁？ Who's this?
这样并不好玩 I don't find this funny.
你是那个智障吗？ Is this the retard?
布莱恩，你在干嘛？ 电话给我 Brian, what are you doing now? Give me the fucking phone.
喂？ HeIIo?
你是谁？ Who the fuck is this?
发生什麽事？ What the fuck is going on over there?
没事，抱歉，路易 Nothing. Sorry, Louis.
计画并不顺利 We're not getting the desired movement.
我们会采取下一步行动 We're stepping up the operation.
明天把他的拇指送到… 你有在听吗？ First thing in the morning, send his thumb to James Dorf.... Are you Iistening?
-有 -好 -Yeah. -Good.
送给美国法院的詹姆斯道夫 To James Dorf at the U.S. courthouse on Spring Street.
等一下，到房间去 HoId on one second. Go in the other room.
到后面的房间去 Go in the other room in the back. Go in the back.
我在讲电话，到后面去 I'm taIking on the phone. Go in the back.
什麽意思？ 我怎麽送他的拇指？ What do you mean? How do I send his thumb?
切下来之后拿到邮递公司 You cut it the fuck off. You take it to Boxes 'R' Us...
把邮资贴上去 or whatever it is. You put the appropriate postage on it...
然后就送出去了 送隔天到的快捷邮件 and that's how you send it. Send it express next-day deIivery.
千万不要写寄件地址，傻瓜 Make sure you kindIy refrain from providing a return address, you fucking dummy.
我是说 I mean....
你要我切断他的拇指？ You want me to cut his thumb off?
好了，叫那个女同志来听 It's enough aIready. Put the cIam-Iicker on.
等等，血迹怎麽处理… HoId on. Wait a minute. What about, Iike, the bIeeding and the--
你还是专业杀手咧 I can't beIieve I'm taIking to a professionaI.
我会派人去帮你 连你的拇指也切断 I'II send peopIe to heIp you, they'II take your thumb, too.
-我不是那个意思 -我不喜欢雇用你之后… -I'm not saying that. -I don't like the habit of hiring you...
还得雇别人来监督你 and then having to hire someone to make sure you do your job right.
给我完成任务，听到没？ Do your fucking job right, you hear me?
我觉得愈来愈烦了 I'm getting tired of this.
-赖瑞 -干嘛？ -Larry. -What?
我可以留在这里吗？ Can I stay here with you?
不行 No.
-你该睡觉了 -我不要睡觉 -Time for you to go to bed anyways. -I don't want to go to bed.
-叫你去就去 -可是我不想睡 -If I teII you to go to bed, go to bed. -I don't want to go to bed, though.
"最好的全新查门卫生纸 "New. Our best Charmin ever.
"查门卷筒卫生纸 "Charmin UItra DoubIe RoII.
"张数比以前多达两倍 "Twice as many sheets as reguIar Charmin UItra.
"无味卫生纸 170平方英尺 "Unscented bathroom tissue. 1 70 square feet.
"4.5英吋乘4英吋" "4.5 inches by 4.0 inches."
他们写的是公分 And they got it in centimeters or whatever.
后面是一样的 It's the same shit on the back. AII right?
-晚安 -晚安，赖瑞 -Good night. -Good night, Larry.
-好 -谢谢你 -Yeah. -Thank you very much.
你的朋友是什麽样的人？ What are your friends Iike?
-我其实没有什麽朋友 -你都跟谁一起玩？ -I don't reaIIy have friends. -Who do you hang out with?
没有 Nobody.
我怎麽认为你不是在夸张？ Why do I think you're not exaggerating?
我蛮孤僻的 I just keep to myseIf.
只是工作而已 I go about my business, you know. Do my work.
像你这麽迷人的男生？ 你应该多出去走走 A charming, IoveabIe guy Iike yourseIf? You shouId get out more.
你一定能让 很多异性恋女人幸福 I'm sure there's a ton of straight women who you couId make very happy.
路易要我们切掉布莱恩的拇指 Louis wants us to cut the kid's thumb off.
我要感谢所有的好朋友 I'd Iike to give shouts to aII my homies.
佛曼太太、莉莉 Mrs. Friedman. LiIy.
莫先生和他的牌友 Mr. Mossman and the man he pIays cards with.
我忘了他的名字 Forgot his name.
还有威许看护中心的朋友 And aII my peeps at WiIshire AduIt Care.
自助餐厅的所有人，谢谢 Everybody in the cafeteria. Big ups!
我的好友赖瑞和芮琪 What's up to my man Larry. And Ricki.
和平 Yo, yo, yo. Peace, G.
还有康乐室 And the rec room.
我也有邻居的 I got neighbors, you know.
说点好听的（西语） Digame sabrosa.
-什麽？ -是西班牙语 -What's that? -It's espanol.
什麽意思？ What does it mean?
不知道 I don't know.
你看吧 See that?
别那麽孤僻嘛 Don't be a pIaya hater, G.
-是 -你是谁？ -Yeah? -Who the fuck are you?
你是谁？ Who the fuck are you?
对不起 Excuse me.
好烂的地方 What a shithoIe!
-你走错地方了 -你才走错了 -Lady, I think you're in the wrong pIace. -You are in the wrong pIace.
你自己走错了都不知道 AII right? You're in the wrong pIace. You have no idea.
你是谁？ And who the fuck are you?
-你就是你 -什麽？ -You're the fuck are you. -What?
你来这里干嘛？ What are you doing here?
-跟踪你 -等等，你认识她？ -I'm staIking you. -Wait, you know her?
首先，别在这里说我的名字 First of aII, do not say my name in this room. AII right?
第二，你太过分了 Second of aII, you're out of Iine.
这是工作 你无权跑来捣蛋 This is a professionaI situation and you have no right to intrude.
什麽工作，胡扯 What kind of professionaI situation? I can't beIieve this.
男人耶 A fucking man?
我真的认为这是跟雪伦有关 Okay. I reaIIy thought this was aII about Sharon.
-你告诉别人我们在这里？ -少管闲事 -Are you teIIing peopIe where we are? -Mind your own business.
-闭嘴 -要你管 -Shut the fuck up. -BIow me.
你们都闭嘴 Listen, both of you shut up.
我还没告诉别人我们在哪 Look, I haven't toId anybody where we are. And, Robin...
萝萍，这是工作 this is a professionaI situation.
我们的问题跟雪伦无关 Our probIems have nothing to do with Sharon...
跟他也无关 and they have nothing to do with him.
-请你马上离开 -不要 -I want you to Ieave right now! PIease. -No!
我不走，他才要走 I'm not Ieaving, he's Ieaving.
你算哪根葱？ What? Who the fuck do you think you are?
-我住在这里，哪都不去 -是吗？ -I fucking Iive here. I'm not going anywhere. -Yeah?
我也是，死也不走 Neither am I. Going to be aII there is to that.
-你何必这样？ -要是我把你丢出去呢？ -Why are you doing this? -What if I throw you out?
要不要我把你过肩摔 让你粉身碎骨 What if I roundhouse you upside your fat head and coIIapse your skuII.
-不知道，试试看 -不要，她做得到 -I don't know. Give it a shot. -Don't. She knows how to do that stuff.
-不要逞强 -我才不怕 -Don't be macho. -I don't give a fuck.
现在不是女同志闲聊时间 我们有正事要干 This isn't Iesbian taIk-circIe time. We got something to do.
-你滚出去，懂吗？ -你需要这样吗？ -You're getting the fuck out. Got it? -I mean, this? You need this?
你需要自由？ 想跟男人玩？我们可以上床 You need a IittIe freedom or something? You want to dabbIe? We can aII fuck.
我们可以一起搞，没关系 We can aII have sex together, that's fine.
怎麽样，猛男？ What do you say, Hot Rocks?
-你想吗？ -你疯了 -WouId you Iike it? -You're out of your mind.
-你明明就很想 -我们的状况与他无关 -You know you want it. -Our situation has nothing to do with him.
结束了 It's over.
-不是他的关系，是我们 -对，不是你，是她 -It's not him. It's us, honey. -Right, it's not you, it's her. Get the--
安静一下，天啊 Just shut up for one second! God! Fuck!
这跟他无关 This has nothing to do with him.
-我们结束了 -没有 -It's just, we're over. -No, we're not over.
我们三个住在一起 直到你跟男人上床 We'II set up together, the three of us, tiII you get this out of your system.
-你没听懂我的话 -我有在听 -Baby, you're not hearing me. -I'm fucking hearing you. Okay?
该死 God damn it!
我马上就自杀… See, I'm going to kiII myseIf right now and you care....
-好辣的女生 -给我闭嘴 -That's a nice girI. -Shut the fuck up, aII right!
-那是干嘛？ -你… -What the fuck is that? -What did you....
不 No.
-你做了什麽？ -你觉得够火辣吗？ -What did you do? -Is this hot enough for you?
-走开 -要不要？ -Get away. -You want some?
走开，你有毛病 Get away. What's wrong with you?
-天啊 -这是什麽？ -Oh, my God. -What the fuck is this?
小姐，你需要OK绷 Lady, you need some Band-Aids.
这个礼拜简直疯了 This must be MentaI-fucking-IIIness Week.
那女的美呆了 That woman is fucking beautifuI.
是啊 Yes.
她就像海滩游侠的人 She's Iike the ones at the Baywatch.
她们会让我射出来 They make my penis sneeze.
你真有幽默感 You got a good sense of humor, you know that?
上帝保佑你 God bIess you.
-谢谢 -不是你，笨蛋 -Thank you. -No, not you, stupid.
我射出来的时候都说 "上帝保佑你" When my penis sneezes, I say, "God bIess you.
"上帝保佑你，老二" "God bIess you, penis."
她不会有事的 She's going to be okay.
真是松了一口气 What a reIief.
布莱恩，我们要走开一下 我有话跟赖瑞说 Brian, wouId you excuse us? I want to taIk to Larry for a minute. Okay?
-你可以待在车上吗？ -可以 -You'II be aII right in the car? -Yeah.
好 Okay, good.
我… I just....
我得告诉你 我不想切布莱恩的拇指 I got to teII you, I'm not up for this thumb deaI.
我们不要动手 I say we don't do it.
你在考验我？ You trying to test me?
是吗？你想看我 会不会做该做的事？ Is that it? You wanna see if I'm gonna do what I'm supposed to do?
不是 No.
难道你是有良心的杀手？ So, what are you, a contractor with a conscience?
我以前曾经堕落过 Look, I've done some bad things...
但并没有要成为街头恶棍 but I didn't sign on to this to be a brutaI street thug.
因为那不是我接受的工作 Because, as far as I'm concerned, that's not the job I took.
你要怎麽样解决？ How wouId you get around it?
我会搞定的 I'd work it out.
我得先知道你同不同意？ But first I got to know, are you with me?
当然 Sure.
当然还是同意？ Sure or yes?
-那不都一样 -不一样 -That's the same thing. -No, it's not the same thing.
如果我请你搬沙发 你大概会说当然 See, if I were to ask you to move my couch for me you'd probabIy say, "Sure."
但我如果要你看着我的眼睛 But if I were to ask you to Iook deep into my eyes...
说出真心话 and teII me from the bottom of your heart...
如果我帮你口交十二小时 你会不会很爽 if it wouId give you great pIeasure if I were to suck your cock for 1 2 hours...
恕我冒昧，你八成会说"会" if I may be presumptuous, you'd probabIy say, "Yes."
那样是不一样的承诺 See, it just impIies a different IeveI of commitment.
再问我一次 Ask me the question again.
你同意我的想法吗？ Okay. Are you with me?
同意 Yes.
好 Yeah? Good.
这不是B层吗？ Isn't this B IeveI?
这是D层，你不该来的 This is D IeveI. You shouIdn't be here.
我要到B层 I'm Iooking for B IeveI.
这里是D层 你必须回到B层去 This is a D IeveI and no one is aIIowed here. You need to go back to B IeveI.
等等，你把我搞糊涂了 HoId on. Because you're confusing me, okay?
我才被你搞糊涂了 You're confusing me.
从头开始，如果这不是B… Let's just start from the beginning. If this isn't B--
天啊 Oh, my God.
-真是对不起 -没关系 -I am so sorry. -That's okay.
泡在冷水里就能去掉 Just soak that in coId water and it'II come right out, okay?
我说真的，会去掉的 I promise you. Yes. No, it wiII.
有人告诉我到转角… The thing is, the reason I'm here is they toId me to go around the corner....
-眼睛闭上 -什麽？ -CIose your eyes. -What?
眼睛闭上，跟我走 走进去，不要看 CIose your eyes. FoIIow me. Just waIk in. Don't Iook.
走啊，没关系 Come on. Go. You're fine.
-可以睁开了吗？ -不行，站在这里 -Can I open them? -No. Stand right here.
-这里好冷 -什麽都不要看 -It's coId in here. -Don't Iook at nothing. AII right?
-可以睁开了吗？ -不行 -Can I open them? -No.
不要转过来 Stay turned around.
味道像我祖母家 SmeIIs Iike my grandmother's.
-什麽声音？ -没有 -What was that? -It's nothing.
我得承认我喜欢大屁股 I like big butts and I cannot lie
其他兄弟也不能否认 The other brothers can't deny
当纤纤细腰的女孩走进来 When the girls walk in with an itty-bitty waist
露出浑圆的臀部 就会让人兴奋不已 And round things in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
因为那美臀实在有料 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
我又长又有力 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
我愿意和她嘿咻 And I'm down to get the friction on
小姐们 So, ladies, yeah
小姐们 Ladies, yeah
如果你想坐上我的宾士 If you wanna roll in my Mercedes Yeah
那就尽情秀出你的臀吧 连白人也会流口水 So turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout
这个美女的臀真美 Baby got back!
好酷的老歌 That's an oId-schooI song.
你也一样又酷又老 You're oId-schooI, too, Larry.
我们有一样东西要自己包 We got an item that we want to package ourseIves and, you know....
-寄出去 -好 -MaiI out. -Okay.
想跟你拿一个信封 CouId we just get an enveIope from you?
你要多大的？ What size wouId you Iike?
-右上方那个 -六乘九英吋的 -Just the top, right-- -6 by 9.
好 So aII right.
好了吧？ We're done, right?
好了 That's it.
谢谢 Thanks.
包裹要不要挂号？ WouId you Iike your parceI insured?
不用了 No, that's aII right.
我马上回来 I'II be right back.
你的朋友？ Friend of yours?
亲近的朋友 CIose, personaI.
你说得对，很悲哀 You know something? You're right. It is sadness.
我很难过，你说对了 真天才 I'm fucking sad. You got me. You're a genius.
知道我为何难过吗？ You know why I'm fucking sad? Because I got this fucking...
因为我有一个椤亮、性感 beautifuI, sexy, gorgeous...
聪明又厉害的美女 heartthrob-o-rama, fucking smart, amazing bombsheII...
超乎水准以上 1 7-on-a-fucking-10-scaIe girI...
而且就睡在我旁边 sIeeping in a bed, right next to me.
而且你知道吗？ And you know what?
她竟然是个同性恋 She's a stone-coId dyke.
碰不得 A fucking untouchabIe...
摸不着、吃不到的美女 unhaveabIe, unattainabIe brick waII...
他妈的女同志 fucking Dykeasaurus Rexi.
好吧，是很悲哀 你要我怎麽做？ So it's sad, okay? What do you want me to do?
我觉得超级难过的 I feeI fucking sadness about that.
我实在无能为力 There's nothing I can fucking do.
她不光是个辣妹 And not onIy is she a major babe...
而且我真的很喜欢她 but I reaIIy Iike this girI a Iot.
很喜欢 A Iot.
她不像我以前认识的女孩 She's not Iike anybody eIse I ever knew before...
对我是个全新的经验 and that's a compIeteIy fucking new one on me.
我甚至不知道她的本名 I don't even know her reaI fucking name. So there you go.
顺便告诉你，我的生活一团糟 And in case you're interested, my Iife sucks.
杀了我吧，我完了 AII right? Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
尽管擦，我会再吐口水的 Clean the bar all you like. I'm just going to puke on it again.
-被你弄到了 -我逮到了 -Oh, you got me. -Oh! I got you!
你需要修指甲吗？ Do you think your fingernaiIs need trimming?
不用 They're fine.
你不喜欢我的指甲？ What? You don't Iike my fingernaiIs now?
我不知道是真是假 不过我听说… Look, I have no idea if this is true or not, but I've heard it said...
个性比较男性化的人 that those who are baIanced more toward the mascuIine of either sex...
都是这样看指甲 check their fingernaiIs this way.
比较女性化的人则是这样看 And those baIanced more toward the feminine check them that way.
虽然你表面上很阳刚 I had a feeIing that even though you have this tough guy thing going on...
内心却对强烈的女性化倾向 很挣扎 that you are wrestIing with some very strong feminine Ieanings.
鬼扯 That's fucking buIIshit.
我看不到，我有远视 或近视，反正有问题 I can't see. I'm farsighted. Nearsighted, whatever it is.
所以我伸得远远的 太近就看不到了 So I hoId them out here but I can't see them up cIose.
我是阳刚的人 To find out how somebody's baIanced toward a mascuIine, Iook at me.
我看不到，所以伸得远远的 I can't see. That's why I hoId them far away.
-好吧 -就是这样 -AII right. -Yeah, it is aII right.
好啦 No, aII right.
我是故意这样的 I was gonna do this. That's what I wanna do.
我知道我看不到 所以伸到那边 But I know I can't see so I hoId them out there to Iook at them.
好 AII right.
别这样看我 我看到你在看我 Don't give me that Iook. I see you Iooking at me.
-你是同志吗？ -胡扯什麽 -Are you gay? -What the fuck.
不，我不是同志 No. I'm not gay!
你为何看着我 又认为我是同志？ Why do you Iook at me and think I'm gay?
我不是他妈的同性恋 I'm not fucking gay!
-你确定？ -对，很确定 -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm fucking sure.
我想你说得对 You know what, I bet you're right.
-谢谢 -我不是在赞美你 -Thank you. -It wasn't a compIiment.
芮琪，无论你的本名是什麽 我的眼睛看不到 Ricki, whatever your reaI name is, aII right, this is my eyes.
你看我的样子 你让我煞到了 Look how I'm acting. You're driving me crazy.
你让我很头痛 You give me a fucking headache.
我甚至不知道为何喜欢上你 刚遇到你的时候 I don't even know why I had a crush on you, back a Iong time ago when I first met you...
你真的让我有点怕 that you reaIIy cured me of.
我不知道 I don't know.
也许是因为你知道我能够扁你 Maybe it's because you know I can kick your ass.
那样让你很性奋 Maybe that turns you on.
你没办法扁我 You cannot kick my ass.
怎样？ What?
你需要女人 You need a woman.
我有了 I got one.
别这样 Stop.
再吻我一次 Kiss me again.
我以为你想当我的女人 I thought you wanted to be my bitch.
这是不对的 This is so fucked up.
-你干嘛？ -火鸡时间到了 -Where you going? -It's turkey time.
咕咕… GobbIe, gobbIe.
什麽？ What?
你吹嘘自己有多勇猛 Now, you taIk the taIk...
我要你证明给我看，来吧 you know I'm expecting you to waIk the waIk. Come on.
让我大开眼界吧 Show me what I've been missing my whoIe Iife.
给我来点异性恋的口交 Lay some of that sweet "heteroIingus" on me.
我想… I think...
说真格的 to be serious....
我…就是… I just.... You know, I think....
我想，你说得对 I was thinking, you know, and you were right...
你说女人比较懂女人要什麽 when you said probabIy, actuaIIy a woman might know more...
因为女人才了解女人 about what feeIs better to another woman. She's a woman herseIf.
男人或许有一定的劣势 A guy might be at a certain disadvantage. You know, Iike....
你们需要对我们让步 就像高尔夫 It's Iike, you need a handicap. You know, Iike goIf.
别说话，过来 Shut up and get over here.
上帝保佑你，老二 God bIess you, penis.
你说什麽？ What'd you say?
没有 Nothing.
每段关系都有公牛和母牛？ Every reIationship has a buII and a cow?
没错 That's right.
老实说 Just to be up front about aII this...
等这次工作结束 when this gig is over...
我就会离开 I want you to know that I'm going to be Ieaving.
听着 Listen...
你们两个跟我在 比佛路和洛塔路口碰面 you and Trixie over there, meet me at BeverIy and Lomitas.
路易，怎麽了？ Louis, what's going on?
别带东西来 And don't bring the thing.
-什麽？ -那东西，别带来 -The what? -The thing. Don't bring it.
什麽东西？ What thing?
那东西…别带来 The thing. Don't bring.... Don't bring it.
-你是指… -对，别带来 -You mean the.... -Yeah. Don't bring it.
暂时放在安全的地方 You leave it somewhere safe for the time being.
-好 -懂吗？ -AII right. -You understand?
-我懂 -快点，笨蛋 -Yeah, I understand. -And hurry up, jackass.
怎麽了？ What?
是路易，他很火大 It's Louis. Fucking pissed.
你看，里面有饼干 See this? Some cookies in there.
马上回来 Be back.
-什麽时候回来？ -很快 -When are you coming back? -Soon.
-别紧张，吃你的早餐 -可是我不饿 -Just reIax, eat your breakfast. Okay? -I'm not hungry, though.
早餐很重要，一定要吃 WeII, you can't skip breakfast. It's a very important meaI. AII right?
不要乱跑，东西别乱碰 Don't go nowhere. Don't touch nothing.
-不要打电话，我是说真的 -好啦 -Don't make phone caIIs. I'm not kidding. -AII right, Larry.
回头见 AII right. See you Iater.
-再见，芮琪 -再见，布莱恩 -Bye, Ricki. -Bye, Brian.
-怎样？ -没事 -What? -Nothing.
我有一个幻想 You know, I got this fantasy.
跟男人做爱？ About making it with a guy?
不是 No.
不是那件事 That's not it.
到一个地方，非常… Going somewhere, you know, Iike, somewhere reaIIy...
干净 cIean.
-干净？ -对 -CIean? -Yeah.
没有讨厌鬼指使你 没有人会一直对你吼 No scumbags teIIing you what to do. Nobody yeIIing at you aII the time.
一个可以… SomepIace you couId just be.
做自己的地方 Be yourseIf.
没有不好的事 No bad stuff.
听起来不错 That sounds good.
-什麽事？ -有纽约来的访客 -What's up? -We have a visitor from New York.
跟我来 FoIIow me.
你好 HeIIo.
-欢迎，幸会 -你好 -WeIcome. Nice to meet you. -HeIIo, sir.
终于见面了，幸会 FinaIIy. Nice to meet you, too.
过来，瞧你，真椤亮 Come. Look at you. BeautifuI.
请进，请坐 Come on in. Here. Grab a couch.
坐，坐 Sit, sit.
我什麽事都说两遍 进来，进来，坐，坐 I say everything twice. In, in. Sit, sit.
很高兴你们赶过来 I'm so gIad you couId come...
真的很感谢你们 on such a short notice, too. Thank you, I reaIIy appreciate it.
真的…谢谢，很感谢 我有东西… I reaIIy.... I thank you. I appreciate it. Here, I've got some stuff.
不好意思有点乱 我几小时前才到 I'm sorry if I'm a bit of a mess, but I just got in a few hours ago.
相信路易已经告诉你们 I'm sure Louis toId you, you know, I'm having...
我现在有点法律上的问题 some IittIe IegaI probIems out here right now.
你要怎麽办？是很讨厌 不过你要怎麽办？ What are you gonna do? It's a nuisance, but what are you going to do?
我得起而反抗 I got to fight it, right?
我不能坐牢，就是不能 I mean, I can't go to jaiI. That just can't happen.
我习惯过舒适的生活 I'm used to the finer things.
-路易，对吧？ -没错 -Louis, am I right? -You are right.
不能坐牢，所以… It can't be. So I think we can say...
它一定是不会发生的 beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it's not gonna happen.
有错误发生了 Somewhere a mistake has been made.
你们知道… Did you know...
有些人认为 that apparentIy some peopIe...
拇指严格说来不算手指？ do not regard the thumb, technicaIIy, to be a finger?
我因为好奇，所以找路易 Curious for myseIf, I turned to Louis here...
请他帮我查拇指的定义 who with his newfound dictionary skiIIs Iooked it up for me.
-你知道意思吗？ -不知道 -You know what it said? -No.
路易，告诉他 TeII him what it said, Louis.
上面写 It said, quote:
"食指旁短而粗的手的指头" "The short, thick, inner digit of the hand next to the forefinger." Unquote.
上面说"指头"，不是"手指" Now it said, "digit," not "finger."
我还是搞不清楚它是不是手指 So I stiII don't reaIIy know, technicaIIy, if it's considered a finger or not.
-对吧？ -对 -Right? -Right.
看看他，我爱他 Right. Look at him. I Iove him.
我爱这个男人，他不挑食 我爱你，路易 I Iove this guy. He eats no matter what. I Iove you, Louis.
这是什麽？ What's this?
路易，这是什麽？ What is this? Louis.
我被法院传唤了 I've been subpoenaed.
不能和有武器的重罪犯在一起 I can't be consorting with armed feIons.
请考虑一下我的难处 A IittIe consideration, pIease.
你认为需要这种东西 Besides, you think something Iike this is necessary...
才能让人害怕吗？ anyway, to intimidate peopIe?
恐惧是来自内心 I say intimidation comes from within.
一个人可能拥有许多特质 There are a muItitude of quaIities an individuaI can possess...
让他们感到恐惧 that make them intimidating.
不光这样，这是外物 还有内在的东西 Not onIy this, this is the outside. Then there's the inside.
你们知道 最令人害怕的特质是什麽？ But you know what's the most intimidating quaIity?
你们虽然没问 Not that you asked.
但我认为最可怕的特质 But the absoIuteIy most intimidating in my opinion?
就是一个人什麽都不在乎 When an individuaI just doesn't give a shit.
-路易，你想进医学院吗？ -医学院？ -Louis, you want to go to medicaI schooI? -MedicaI schooI?
对 Yes!
那边的学生需要尸体来研究 Students there can aIways use something to Iearn on.
我感觉好轻松 I feeI Iike I'm fIoating.
我觉得… I feeI...
很放松 reIeased.
我才不在乎 I don't give a shit.
我不在乎 I don't.
无论如何 I have no compunctions...
我没有后悔 none whatsoever.
我非常关心 And I am very concerned...
事情的演变 about the way things have turned out here.
流血怎麽样？ How was the bIeeding?
流血？ The bIeeding?
不是他 No, not him.
被你切拇指的智障 The retard, when you cut his thumb off.
路易说你很关心 Louis toId me you were concerned.
流血情况很好 BIeeding was fine.
很好？ Fine?
没事 It was aII right.
好 Okay. Good.
我不需要你们帮忙 我会被无罪释放的 I didn't need your heIp, you know. I couId have beaten these charges.
你们在想什麽？ What were you thinking?
你们想恐吓联邦检察官 You were gonna extort a federaI prosecutor.
你们以为可以说 You thought you couId say:
"绑架你的弟弟，撤销告诉" 他就听你们的？ "Kidnapped your IittIe brother, drop aII charges," and the guy'd roII over?
你们没想到事情会搞砸？ You didn't think aII heII wouIdn't break Ioose?
你们没想到检察官 You didn't think every fucking fed...
不会轻易放弃 wouIdn't drop what they were doing...
而且保护自己人？ and dive in to protect one of their own?
你们这些白痴 What do you morons think...
以为这里是纽约小义大利区？ this is LittIe ItaIy?
醒醒吧 Wake up!
现在是二十一世纪 This is the twenty-fucking-first century!
现在… So now...
情势不妙 things are bad.
不管你想要… And whether you wanna caII a thumb...
把拇指当手指或指头 a finger or a digit...
根本都不重要 for the sake of this discussion, it doesn't reaIIy matter.
知道为什麽吗？ You know why?
因为不管你怎麽叫 Because whatever you choose to caII it...
拇指 a thumb...
都有指纹 has a fingerprint...
而你们寄出去的那根 and the one you sent...
指纹不对 had the wrong fucking one.
-史塔曼先生 -我知道自己的名字 -Mr. Starkman-- -I know my fucking name...
混帐东西 you piece of shit!
你们怎麽能… You don't try to extort...
恐吓联邦检察官 a federaI fucking prosecutor!
就算要恐吓 And if you do...
也不能乱搞 you don't fuck around!
妈的 Fuck this.
切掉他的拇指是个蠢命令 Cutting off his thumb was a stupid order.
要是真的做了 我们就是怠忽职守 We wouId have been dereIict in our responsibiIities if we had foIIowed it.
哈罗 HeIIo.
带着没有拇指的笨蛋 How Iong couId we have kept beIow radar...
我们能够躲多久？ with a thumbIess, bIeeding haIf-wit?
有时候 You see, sometimes...
必须运用专业上的优势 one has to use their professionaI prerogative...
才能否决愚蠢的要求 to override a dumb request.
我不得不说 With aII due respect...
即使现在你要求我们 even at this point if you were to ask us...
去做不符合… to pursue a course of action that wouId be...
你最佳利益的事 Iet's say, contrary to your best interests...
即使这样很尴尬 then as awkward as it might be...
我们还是得反对 we wouId have to take exception.
这里除了我们之外 Aside from those of us in this room...
只有一个人能让你摆脱整件事 there's onIy one person, reaIIy, that can Iink you to this fuckup.
我想我们应该 And I feeI that we shouId...
尽快改正这个问题 rectify that probIem as soon as we can.
我比较倾向 I think I'd much prefer just to...
此时此刻 you know...
就把它结束掉 end it right here.
那是你专业上的优势 And that wouId be your professionaI prerogative.
如果你认为让警方带走那小子 If you think that having that kid picked up by the authorities...
让他们知道绑架是为了救你 合情合理的话 and teIIing them aII about being kidnapped in an attempt to save your ass makes sense.
如果那是让你 不坐牢的最佳方法 If you think that's the best tactic to keep you out of jaiI.
如果你认为那样比 切断他手指高明的话 If you think that's any Iess dumb than asking to have his finger cut off...
那你就应该去做 weII, then that wouId be the thing that you shouId do.
如果你不这麽想 But if you don't...
那就让我们帮你解决问题 then Iet us take the thorn out of your side.
我们会让那小子 永远无法出庭作证 Let us make sure that kid wiII never be abIe to testify against anybody.
要是你还不满意 And if after that you're stiII not happy...
事后我们可以再谈 then we can aII taIk again.
-你是开玩笑的吧？ -你说呢？ -You were kidding, right? -What do you think?
我们带布莱恩回到 你捉他的地方，然后离开这里 We'II take Brian back to where you found him and get out of here.
要去海滩游侠了吗？ Are we going to the Baywatch now?
现在不能去，晚一点再去 No, we can't go to the Baywatch now. Take you Iater.
也许就是这样 Maybe this is it. Maybe this is the thing.
也许这是一个突如其来的征兆 Maybe this is a sign coming from nowhere, from out of the bIue...
告诉我该洗手不干 应该放弃了 just teIIing me it's time. It's time to get out. It's time to do it.
有时我单独在房间 会盯着墙壁看 When I'm alone in my room Sometimes I stare at the wall
听到自己的良知在呼唤 and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
说我需要一个甜美的女孩 telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
我生平第一次感到需要爱 For the first time in my life I see I need love
如果你知道你是谁 何不现身 So if you know who you are why don't you make yourself seen
给我的爱一次机会 你会搞懂我的意思 take a chance with my love you'll find out what I mean
我需要爱 I need love
问你一件事，有女友吗？ Let me ask you something. You got a girIfriend?
没有 No, I don't.
让我帮你一件事 Let me do something for you.
弥补我为你带来的麻烦 You know, make up for aII the probIems I caused you.
我知道你对女人有点紧张 Because I see you're a IittIe nervous around women. Right?
告诉你，不必害羞 其实没什麽秘决 Let me teII you something. You got no reason to be shy. There's no magic to it.
告诉你我听说的事 我开始相信那是真的 Let me teII you this thing that I heard, and I'm starting to beIieve that it's true.
你知道吗？ You know?
生命中最害怕的事 It's that the thing you're most afraid of in Iife...
如果你去做，踏出第一步 好事就会发生 if you do it, if you step up, good things wiII happen.
看到喜欢的女孩 不敢跟她说话 You see a girI that you Iike that you're scared to taIk to...
兄弟，勇敢踏出去 bro, step up.
跟她说 Go up to her and say:
"今天好吗？天气不错" "Hi, how are you today? Nice weather we're having."
就这样开始 不管怎样，试试看 Take it from there, wherever the conversation goes. You try it.
跟我试一次，练习一下 Try it with me. Practice. Go ahead.
今天好吗？ HeIIo, how are you today?
跟着做，说出来 Try it with me. Go ahead. Just say it.
今天好吗？ HeIIo, how are you today?
布莱恩，说呀，你好 Come on, Brian. HeIIo.
今天好吗？ How are you today?
今天好吗？ "How are you today?"
天气不错 Nice weather we're having.
天气不错 "Nice weather we're having."
你看吧 因为你踏出第一步了 There you go. You see how he did it? It's because you stepped up, Brian.
就算害怕，只要试试看 就会有结果，对吧？ If you're afraid, step up and good things start to happen. Am I right?
-我踏出去了 -勇敢一点 -I stepped up. -Step it up, pimp.
就是这样，勇敢一点 That's how you move. Step it up.
现在我们是犯罪搭档 So, now that we're partners in crime...
说出你的本名吧 how about teIIing me your reaI name.
我这麽问是因为 The reason that I ask that...
不知道你昨晚到现在 是否有想过 is because I don't know if you gave it any thought since Iast night...
我一直在想 but I've been thinking about it.
看来我们两个都要离开了 And seeing.... You know, Iooks Iike now we're both going to be Ieaving.
所以我想… So I thought, you know....
好，听着 AII right, Iook.
我现在老实跟你说 I'm gonna Iay it aII out there for you right now.
我要说了，我要对你诚实 I'm just gonna say it, because, you know, here I am.
-我想… -赖瑞 -I think-- -Larry.
我没干过这种事 You know I haven't done this kind of thing hardIy ever.
和男人交往 The whoIe man thing...
对我通常没有什麽吸引力 doesn't reaIIy hoId that much for me, usuaIIy.
我知道 I know.
不过你突破我的心防 But somehow you got through.
你做到了 Somehow.
不过最后 But in the end...
我恐怕不会成为你要的样子 I don't think I couId ever be what you reaIIy want.
-你想去哪里？ -不知道 -So where do you think you'II go? -I don't know.
干净的地方 Somewhere cIean.
像是北加州 You know, Northern CaIifornia...
也许是奥勒冈州 Oregon maybe.
你可以让我在 太平洋海岸公路下车 You couId just drop me off near the Pacific Coast Highway...
-到时我再想办法 -好 -and I'II figure it out from there. -Okay.
然后你就该回家了 After that, Brian, I think it's gonna be time to go home.
我们刚从那里离开没多久 We just Ieft there a IittIe whiIe ago, though.
我不是指我家 而是你住的地方 I don't mean my apartment. I mean, you know, the pIace where you Iive.
我捉你的地方 Where I got you.
你想留下来？ What, you mean to stay?
对，留下来 Yeah, buddy. To stay.
天啊 Oh, my God.
-开了，天啊 -你干什麽，坐下 -It's open. Oh, my God. -What are you doing? Sit down.
-天啊，我要走了 -布莱恩，怎麽了？ -Oh, my God. I'm gonna go. -Brian, what?
-他在说什麽？ -开了 -What's he taIking about? -They're open.
天啊，开了，海滩游侠 They're open. Oh, my God. The Baywatch.
他们开了 They're open!
-哇哈 -天啊 -Cowabunga! -Oh, my God.
那是海滩游侠？ That's the Baywatch?
开了，海滩游侠 It's open. It's the Baywatch.
你们好 HeIIo there!
我不敢相信 I can't beIieve this.
-我不敢相信，停车 -不能停 -I can't beIieve. Stop. -We can't stop now.
不，停车 No, we have to stop!
赖瑞，不，我们到了 No, Larry, no! They're here. We're here.
我知道，抱歉，不能停车 I know. We can't, though. I'm sorry. We can't stop.
-我们到了 -我们到了 -We're here. Come on. -We're here.
-我们到了 -布莱恩 -We're right here. -Brian.
等等，我们已经到了 Wait. That's it. We're right here.
等一下，调头好吗？ Wait a second. Wait. So turn around now, okay?
好吧 AII right.
觉得怎样？ What do you think?
-我可以下去吗？ -你不能下去 -Can I go down there? -Brian, you can't go down there, no.
我们不准下去 I mean, we're not aIIowed down there.
而且我们马上要走了 PIus, we got to go soon.
拜托啦，能不能下去？ PIease? PIease, can I go down there?
我甚至觉得… You know, Brian, I don't even think....
这可能不是海滩游侠 大概是别的地方 This might not even be the Baywatch. I think this is probabIy something eIse.
赖瑞，你答应过的 Larry, you promised me.
你答应过的 You promised me.
-就在那边 -我知道 -It's right there. -I know.
五分钟就好？ Just for five minutes?
布莱恩，你哥叫什麽？ Brian, what's your brother's name?
他叫臭吉米道夫 想知道原因吗？ My brother's name is stinky Jimmy Dorf. Want to know why?
想，改天再说 Yeah, some other time, I do.
洛杉矶，美国法院 詹姆斯道夫办公室 Yeah, Los AngeIes. The U.S. courthouse. The office of a James Dorf.
-因为…想知道原因吗？ -想 -Because.... Do you want to know why? -Yeah.
他身上有时有鱼腥味 Because sometimes he smeIIs Iike fish.
应该不会吧 No, I don't think so.
我告诉你我的名字 等我一下，我忘了 Yeah, I'II give you my name. Give me a minute. HoId on. I forgot it.
布莱恩，看着我 Brian, Iook at me.
你哥和他的朋友会很快来接你 I think your brother and his friends are gonna be here soon to pick you up.
好吗？ Okay?
我要你知道一件事 I want you to know something.
你是个好孩子 You're a good kid.
很抱歉 I'm sorry about aII the....
对于这些… I'm sorry for being....
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我想你错了 I think you're wrong.
我想海滩游侠在那里 I think that is the Baywatch right there.
天知道，也许吧 Who knows. Maybe it is.
我就知道我是天才 I'm a genius, man. I knew it.
好好保重 You take good care of yourseIf, Brian.
你也要保重 You take good care of yourseIf, Larry.
我会的 I'II do that.
让我问你一件事 你的指甲长什麽样子？ Brian, Iet me ask you something. How do your fingernaiIs Iook?
-我的指甲？ -对，长什麽样子？ -My fingernaiIs? -Your fingernaiIs, how are they Iooking?
-不要说话 -很好看 -Don't say nothing. -They Iook very good.
我的指甲是优等的 I got A-pIus naiIs.
-我有优等的指甲 -算了，好 -I give an A-pIus for fingernaiIs. -Never mind. Okay. Good.
去吧 Go ahead.
去啊 Go on.
我不知道你想不想离开这里 I don't know how you're thinking about getting out of here or whatever...
或有什麽计画 what your pIans are...
不过你应该开我的车 but I think you shouId take my car.
拿去吧 Go ahead, take it. Take it.
不行，赖瑞 I couIdn't do that, Larry.
这车应该给你 I'd rather.... You know, I'd prefer if you had it.
它是好车，我希望你没事 It's a good car, and I want you to be aII right.
我知道它会带你到想去的地方 And I know that it'II get you wherever you need to go.
所以开走吧 So just, you know, take it.
反正我也想摆脱它 I was thinking about getting rid of it anyway.
我想改变形象 I'm trying to change my image.
拿去啊 Go ahead, take it.
拜托 PIease.
好 Okay.
-我会的，谢谢 -不客气 -I wiII, thank you. -Don't mention it.
帮我一个忙 Just do me one favor, though.
说吧 Name it.
虽然你是女同志 As far as the Iesbian thing goes...
怎样？ Yeah?
如果你想找男人 ...if you do ever think about hopping the fence...
一定要第一个找我 promise you'II give me a caII first.
各位请听好 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, listen up.
摄影机就绪，要开始了 Camera is ready and picture is up.
所有舞者尽快到一号位置 I need all dancers to first position as soon as possible.
所有舞者尽快到一号位置 All dancers to first position as soon as possible. Let's go.
大家听好，赶快找舞伴 Okay, listen up, guys. Can we please finish pairing up, everyone?
快点，又不是在找另一半 Come on, guys, it's not like you're mating for life.
音乐唱到 "爱你身边的人" As the old song goes.; "just love the one you're with. "
就找个伴 Find someone to love.
布莱恩，找个舞伴 Come on, Brian. Dance with someone.
天气不错 Nice weather we're having.
是啊，很好 Yes, it's very nice.
是吗？ It is?
对，这里的天气一向都不错 Yes. But the weather's aIways very nice around here, isn't it?
对 Yes.
新南威尔斯到维多利亚的 沿岸低洼地区 And a 10% chance of precipitation for Iow-Iying coastaI regions...
有百分之十的降雨机率 extending from New South WaIes to Victoria.
准备 And playback.
开始 And action.
萝雪 RocheIIe.
什麽？ What?
萝雪是我的本名 RocheIIe. That's my reaI name.
萝雪 So, RocheIIe...
这表示你决定爱男人了吗？ does this mean you decided to hop the fence?
不能这麽说 I wouIdn't go that far.
既然是我把你扯进来的 But I figured since I heIped get you into aII this...
至少应该让你搭便车离开 the Ieast I couId do is offer you a ride out of town.
很公平 Fair enough.
怎麽了？ What?
你涂睫毛膏一定很好看 You know, I bet you'd Iook awesome in some mascara.
-我真不知道该怎麽说 -这是赞美 -I'm not sure how to take that. -It's a compIiment.
是吗？ Yeah?
就像你妈说的 人生有各种可能 Like your mother said, Iife's not aIways bIack-and-white.
有些事是料不准的 Sometimes you just never know.
你要开车还是胡扯？ Are you driving or buIIshitting?
开车 I'm driving.
我得承认我喜欢大臀部 I like big butts and I cannot lie
其他兄弟也不能否认 The other brothers can't deny
当纤纤细腰的女孩走进来 When the girls walk in with an itty-bitty waist
露出浑圆的臀部 就会让人兴奋不已 And round things in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
因为那美臀实在有料 'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed
我又长又有力 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
我愿意和她嘿咻 And I'm down to get the friction on
小姐们 So, ladies, yeah
小姐们 Ladies, yeah
如果你想坐上我的宾士 If you wanna roll in my Mercedes Yeah
那就尽情秀出你的臀吧 连白人也会流口水 So turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout
宝贝，你的臀真美 Baby got back!