da-da-da-dah New York y'all it's a
Cathedral of porn born-again while
you're here if you were the only one he
would have sent Jesus to die on the
cross for you and all you have to do to
have Jesus in your life and to become
his child is to confess with your mouth
in fact if you want to do it you can do
it right now and become born-again I'm
not trying to rush you but this is the
way it works do you you know I just got
in here I think I'm gonna hold on for
now here's the question are you 100%
sure if Jesus were to come tonight that
you're ready and then what you do know
the truth was I'm ready to accept Jesus
say it out loud repeat it after me
for me coming to my heart right now even
though I didn't believe I wanted to
please and Lee so much no there's
nothing in here we just put a just
concentrating your energies you cite
them through the top site there would be
the head of the the entity it takes the
superior intellect so the ideas you have
to focus the energy okay I was thinking
I'm imagining that I've got the red site
on Lizzy's head now this would be
shooting at almost you'd be shooting at
like a ghost-like image now you wouldn't
shoot a ghost with a real gun you'd
shoot a ghost with a ghost gun and
that's what this which you could kind of
equate this to so I'm thinking very very
hard I'm thinking very very hard of a
laser beam just sort of blowing up
Lizzie's head is that is that right
that's about it loose huh how does it
feel I don't feel anything does it
generally only effective in alien
presence
really
we arranged that in the event of an
attack I would do the shooting Thor
would do the hacking
about my character yes yeah what can you
tell me about the Ranger okay well the
Ranger basically is the authority figure
it's the Ranger gay
I don't think arrangers necessarily gay
I think arrangers asexual right he would
be a second yeah we think of them being
sexy and like police officers but most
the time they're not are they no good
evening fellas I'm just out warning
everybody good evening fellas I'm just
warning though because I am good evening
fellas I'm just warning ever about it
yeah do you think you'd go a bit slower
action good evening major havea come on
in evening gentlemen I'm just out
telling everyone to be on the lookout
for an escapee from Jordan Valley prison
as cute as this picture officer we'll
keep our eyes open for anybody that
looks suspicious you can keep that
composite and if you need to call me
Steve I'm ready use any magazines or
anything do you we're gonna bit of a
wood problem all right don't worry about
it put your arms like this pose like
this hands together smile very nice sick
sexy things don't move like that because
I'll get the wrong idea smile Oh harder
harder oh my teeth sometimes you get
hitting the cars a lot harder than that
come on oh I'm not kidding
Wow
first hit I knew it was going to be
misery nothing had prepared me for this
while Stevie zipped up and down scoring
hits and desking the crowd I
concentrated on being smashed from all
sides
every time I thought I was on the point
of rally get here to forget where I was
with minutes left
I finally got going well I'd like to
document with video and and still still
cameras might expected snippy I got
stinky
as mutilations go on mutes as you call
them how does this rate is this an
extreme one an average one or not you
know kind of like one
I'd say it's average for this part of
the San Luis Valley should we take the
top hole enough yeah yeah let's go ahead
and get this thing off
Oh
is that normal yeah is that Lyme disease
is a big problem around here I thought I
knew all about it I taught my kids to
check for ticks but last spring I picked
up Lyme disease I couldn't prevent it
then but now you could introducing
limericks now that there's lime Eric's
I'm making sure my family gets treated
that'll make me feel better that was
actually quite good
seriously yeah you're good I think you
have a good shot at a commercial career
now Louie mmm I'm just gonna go right
for it in the shape at your face okay
okay close your eyes but is it gonna
revolutionize anything in terms of women
with makeup absolutely yeah
I love being fussed over my favorite
feel like a beautiful woman where what
are you - just have a seat no-win wanted
to show me the inventions that would
help impasse Bill Gates beginning with
the bye-bye belly this is the mother of
all exercises right here now touch your
right hand to your left foot oh and now
your left hand your right foot so with
this exercise you get your upper abs you
go up your lower abs as you go down
you're massaging your intestines which
helps you be a regular person can you
select you wouldn't be irregular well
you know it helps constipation you're
compressing the faeces in your intestine
seriously yeah you combine that with
certain nutritional things in water and
food do you really want
Shoom know that might be cheaper no not
that but see this is a compressing your
intestines it's squeezing the stuff out
of it like a toothpaste use that's right
little more that's dangerous whoa I
agree that's why I'm not selling it here
but I may sell it in Asia up and down up
yeah yeah again why do your exercises oh
that's right that's a hard exercise yeah
that's why I'm not gonna use that
machine here but it's great for me I
love it I mean I'm a bit dizzy Louie hi
I'm Louie
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doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
that's it call it okay do you need I
need somebody to love could it be
anybody I just want someone to love oh I
get by with a little help from my
friends mmm I get by with a little help
from my friends mmm gonna try a little
help from my friends with a little help
from my friend
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friends great
thanks Louie thank you Louie Faro it's
great to have you it's good to be here
soon from the British Broadcasting
Corporation - yeah BBC - and you're also
here to try out as your as a host today
as a host and a salesperson for this the
shredder sure Louie a lot of different
things and I said okay you pick out
something and he picked us out this was
the day item that you were most
impressed that's right it shreds five
pieces of paper at once how good is that
that's great you're not gonna stand
there forever you might be asking well
why do you even need a shredder would
you be alright
Louie why do you need a shredder well
good question thanks for asking start
shredding you shred and I'm gonna try to
say you want to get rid of some personal
information it was a super secret or
incriminating just something like you
know your credit card statement and you
don't want other people to get their
hands on this card so you think well I
better destroy it well why don't I have
to start cutting it up in it with a pair
of scissors what you're doing soon or
what you could do is use a shredder
I'm shred why your tie it goes something
what's happening it's coming out the
other way it's made a crazy little a
little friends how about what about
recycling you know what if you were
sending items like crockery or a video
tapes you could just pack it in this
stock I'm having so much fun doing this
I'm just gonna keep doing it has
wonderful feeling great don't move hold
everything right there please nice guy
right there just what you gave me right
there hold it right there please
there there it is I'm feeling good very
nice keep that same energy please I feel
a bit vanilla I'm used to sort of
projecting something a little bit more
coming at ya what I'm gonna do your
indie film
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yes that's what I can take lots of
little ones
Waldo's the name London England the
place of origin a new face on the block
I'm gonna wrestle pistol PES Watley the
one and only the legendary am i excited
am I honored you better believe it is he
going down I hope so he's good but he's
been in the business a long time and
it's time for a new face to take over is
it me I hope so
I'm gonna throw every every move I every
move I know I'm I've been practicing
I've been trying really hard and I'm
gonna get in the ring hits his time is
over
maybe now it's time for a new face on
the block me Waldo the one and only at
the Georgia Dome
this Saturday tune in pistol PES Watley
the legend with the utmost respect I'm
afraid to tell you that I think you are
going down already one thing I still
don't totally understand is to what
extent they know what's gonna happen in
the ring when they come out into the
ring you know what I mean you're a dog
well in other words I understand like
there's an enormous amount of athletic
and acrobatic ability and the tremendous
strength and that type of thing
but as far as what goes on in the ring
itself yeah - what how does that how
does that work Sarge seemed slightly
miffed at my question but I was sure we
could sort it out during my tryout at
the power plant so far so good
time to join the workout by now I knew
how sensitive wrestlers are about being
taken seriously so as a token of respect
I decided to push myself as far as I
could
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I'd been trying my best I just couldn't
keep up but dropping out wasn't an
option everybody bad seems Sarge we're
still fuming over my questions at the
Monday nitro
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these guys go through it every damn day
and you got the nerve to ask me that
down at nitro what the hell you
don't think we're not athletes hell yeah
we're the best athletes in the world
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everybody else I don't give a do
not sit watching nothing no way get your
ass in the ring everybody stand up you
see how ridiculous your questions you
asked you down there you are - yeah did
you see you I I am the Sarge ah yes
speak up sir
sir yes sir do you have any questions
about our business now that you want to
know looking at these guys they started
at 10 o'clock now you see whether bar
none they gotta put up with my short
irritable ass every day three lines no
you're not going to give up
you're not going to give
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come on push push I wasn't sure what I'd
experienced I was just glad it was over
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you