环 球 影 业
迈阿密
嘿 乖一点 Hey, be good.
小姐们 玩得开心吗？ Ladies, are we having a good time?
是的 You know it.
夏拉 你知道你是我的黑糖芭比 Shayla, you know you're my brown sugar Barbie.
那你是我的亚洲爹地 Oh. And you're my Asian daddy.
夏拉 你这个小调皮 You're a naughty girl, Shayla.
等等 我马上回来 好 别戏弄我 Wait. I'll be right back. Okay, don't tease me.
准备好了吗？ 我的天啊 You ready? Oh, my God.
好 太好了 Okay, just... Yes.
很好 Yes. Yes.
来上小老鼠呀 爹地！ 来上小老鼠！ Bounce the mouse, big daddy! Bounce the mouse!
打我啊！ Beat me!
你是最淫荡的女生... You are the nastiest of all girls...
该死！ Damn it!
等一下 我要先离开了 好 拍张照片 Hold that thought. I gotta go. Okay, screenshot.
手机：SIM卡重新编码
气色不错 Looking good.
你称她们为“女人” We call those "ladies."
但你不会懂的 But of course, you wouldn't know that,
因为你从来没跟一个女人在一起过 because you've never been with one before.
拜托 Come on, man.
骇客都是书呆子的说法 已经是过去式了 That old hackers-being-nerds cliché, that's pretty dated now.
我过得很好 I do a'ight.
加密的手机马上就好了 Okay, the encoded cell phone is nearly done.
再来只要把骨机加注上去就好了 And all I gots to do is slap a little Bone Machine on it.
不用解释 给我一个安全的手机就好了 Stop talking. Just get me a secure line.
我不在乎你说什么 And stop speaking to me as if I care.
给你 There you go.
我恨死你了 God, I hate you so much.
手机：基地台通行 开启对话
开始偷听 Eavesdropping here.
追踪迈阿密基地台
建立安全线路＞收听模式开启
我是格里芬 It's Griffin.
你欠我一百万 还有一个诚挚的道歉 You owe me a million dollars and a sincere apology.
安东尼奥 你在讲什么？ Antonio. What are you talking about?
以贿赂的定义来看 Well, in the language of bribes,
收了钱就表示“我接受” taking the money equals "I accept."
我知道你收了钱 I see that you took the money,
那就表示你同意了 so we have an implied agreement.
这位港务委员可是很有团队精神 The commissioner of ports is a team player. Yay!
结果我的东西被查扣了？ Then my shipment gets busted?
拜托 Come on. Ooh!
你的东西被拦下来 因为我没有拿到钱 Your shipment was held up because I didn't get the money.
我以为你取消计划了 I thought you called it off.
重点是 那是你的任务 Point is, you had a job to do.
要我帮你做事 那就给我... I have a job to do when I get my...
我的人到了吗？请他等一下 Ooh! Ooh! Is my guy there? Tell him to wait.
等一下！他说的 Wait! He said wait.
安东尼奥 你听我说 Antonio, listen, please.
如果我知道这笔交易没有取消 If I knew the deal was still on, I would...
用免持听筒讲话 Put it on speaker, please.
很好 现在我有身历其境的感觉了 There. Now I feel like I'm participating.
那么 Now,
动手吧 go for it.
如果他没有拿到钱 So, if he didn't get the money,
那么查出我的组织里 谁把钱偷走了 find out who in my organization stole from me,
然后杀了他 惨了 and kill them. Oh, shit.
我的小宝贝 我们刚刚说到哪了？ Now, my little lovely, where were we?
佐州
自救兄弟
佐州
自救兄弟
亚特兰大
我正盯着我们的人 特洛伊 I got my eye on our man, Troy.
诺克斯维尔以南最大的 That's the biggest M-CAT dealer
喵喵毒贩就是他 south of Knoxville, right there.
我们有十万元扣押现金 We got 100K in impound cash,
还有一位不信任别人的副警长 and a lieutenant with real trust issues.
我们可要小心了 This could get interesting.
伙伴 准备好了吗？ Ready, partner?
随时都准备好了 All day, every day.
尤其是星期天 Twice on Sundays.
梅菲尔德 你在这边保持机灵 All right, you stay frosty out there, Mayfield.
我听说这个人很爱扣扳机 I hear this guy can be trigger happy.
别担心 我会保护你的 Don't worry. I got your back.
我也会保护你的 詹姆士 I got your back, too, James.
我比他更早保护你 Way before he had your back, I had your back.
我叫你不碰麦克风 你听不懂吗 班 What part of "Stay off the goddamn mic" don't you understand, Ben?
你只是个菜鸟 刚从警校出来一个月 You're just a beat cop, one month out the academy.
让你跟着我们 算你走运 You're lucky I let you shadow us.
收到 闭嘴 Copy that. Now shut up.
詹姆士 在我跟着你之前 Hey, James, real quick, just before I start shadowing,
我根本不认识这个梅菲尔德 I don't know about this Mayfield guy.
他块头很大没错 I mean, he's big and all, and that's fine
但我们不是要唱饶舌乐 if we trying to start a rap label.
我们是要做警察的 But we're here to be detectives,
你知道做警察需要什么吗？ 大脑发达 and you know what you need to be a detective? A big brain.
你那个小脑袋瓜里有发达的脑？ You know what, I'm not convinced
我才不信 that you got a big brain inside that tiny head.
随你怎么说 So say you.
这在生理学上是不可能的 It's a physiological impossibility.
听听谁在卖弄学问 Oh, look who's breaking out the double-point Scrabble words.
好了 大家都闭嘴 All right, everybody just be quiet.
班 不要碰无线电 And, Ben, stay off the goddamn radio.
老板 他们来 These are them now, boss.
我们要的东西呢？ 钱先拿来 Got what we need? Cash first.
你搞错了吧 Must be a misunderstanding.
这笔生意有两种作法 Look, we can do this two ways,
照我们的方法 不然就来硬的 our way or the hard way.
不过那也就是我们的方法 Which is our way anyway.
既然你这么说了 Now, since you put it that way,
就这样吧 we got ourselves a deal.
靠 有枪 放大 Shit. It's a gun. Zoom in.
我马上过去 Guys, I'm coming out there. I'm coming out there right now.
别动 这是詹姆士的命令 Just sit tight. That's James' orders.
我比你了解詹姆士 You don't know James like I do.
他那副表情就是需要我 That's the look of needing Ben.
你看！他吓到都发抖了 He's shaking with terror! Look at him!
他是我的搭档！ That is my partner out there!
听到了吗？我马上杀过去！ You hear me? I'm coming in hot!
通知上层 Call it in.
你为什么要那么做？ Now, why you wanna go and do that?
把钱给我 我们就成交 Just hand over that cash and we got ourselves a deal.
你确定要这么做吗？ 确定 Now, are you sure you wanna go this route? Oh, I'm sure.
搞什么？ The hell?
靠 Shit.
等一下 One second.
妈的 Oh, shit.
关掉 Come on, turn off.
妈的 停下来！ God damn it. Stop!
打扰你们了吗？ Did I interrupt something? Huh?
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
我扰乱了你们的派对吗？ Did I break up your party?
有趣的是 Funny thing is,
我看到这么多猛车 I see all these muscle cars
却没看到猛男 but I don't see no muscle.
老板 要我先让他吃颗子弹吗？ Boss, you want me to put a slug in this one first?
你想吓我吗？ Oh, is that supposed to scare me?
我问你 如果你知道这个 你会不会怕？ Let me ask you a question. Would you be scared if you knew this?
Kalaboom Kalaboom Kinny Kalaboom. Kalaboom. Kinny.
这是泰拳的招式 That's that Muay Thai kicking back in.
肌肉记忆 潜意识的 Muscle memory. Unconscious.
你在瞪我吗？ Are you eyeballing me?
你要偷袭我吗？ You sneaking up on me?
因为我准备好了 Because this is all open.
哈 Ha!
倒踢！ Kick move! Oh.
那是你的吗？ Is that yours?
梅菲尔德！ Mayfield!
有我在 詹姆士！把枪给我 I got you, James! Give me your gun.
我来抓他！徒步狂追！ I got him! Foot chase!
徒步狂追！ Foot chase!
嘿！班！ Hey! Ben!
大家快跑！有警察！ Everybody move! Police!
王八蛋 Damn pig.
多谢让我搭车 Thanks for the ride.
抓好了 Hold on.
靠！ Shit!
我来了 詹姆士！ I'm coming, James!
天啊 Oh, my God.
停车！ Stop!
班 闪开！ Ben, move!
你以为我在跟你玩吗？ You think I'm playing games with you?
闪开！ Move!
不会吧！ Oh, no, he didn't!
詹姆士！小心！ James! Watch out!
小心！ Watch out!
我靠！ Oh, shit!
哦 Oh!
詹姆士 Oh, James.
我们杀死他了吗？ What, did we kill him?
只是一点小车祸 Just a little fender bender.
这还算是小车祸？ Little fender bender, my ass!
起来！ Get up!
这是帮我的搭档报仇 That's for shooting my partner.
这是什么？ What you got here?
看起来比毒品更重要 This looks like more than just drugs.
亚特兰大市警察局
致力于公正、和平与社区
因为你 梅菲尔德好几周不能工作 Mayfield is out for weeks because of you,
你还带鲜花给他？ 有没有搞错 and you bring him flowers? It's a bad choice.
詹姆士 我不同意 Well, I disagree.
只有我带东西给梅菲尔德 I'm the only one that got Mayfield something, James.
因为是你害他被射伤的！ Because you the one that got him shot!
好 我去买礼物 那边只有两个选择 Okay, well, listen. I went to the gift shop. They had two choices.
既然他没有怀孕 He's not pregnant, so I went with this.
我就只好买这个比较合适了 I just thought it was a better fit.
把那个丢掉 好吧 Just get rid of them. Fine.
恭喜你 大家都知道你做了什么 Hey, man, congratulations. Everybody heard about what you did.
好吧 All right.
有什么发现？ 有什么发现？ What do you got? What do you got?
这边你说了算？ Are you gonna head this one?
好吧 Go, go. Yeah.
有什么资讯？ What you got for me?
我想要破解它 它却把我的电脑给毁了 I tried to get into this, and it fried my computer.
好像里面有毒液一样 It's like it's got acid for blood.
《异形2》 Aliens. Mmm-hmm.
继续 Go.
我没见过封锁这么严密的装置 I've never seen a device locked this tight.
有人把它加密 Someone encrypted this
让我们无法破解 骇客 to a level we can't crack. Hackers.
像是自由骇客 Like, freelance hackers.
就是自由接案赚钱的骇客 Which would make a hacker a fracker.
你有听过从你嘴巴说出来的废话吗？ Do you ever listen to the shit that fly out your mouth?
没有 No.
这个是很高超的骇客 This is next-level hacking.
我们运气不错 这个家伙很自大 留下他的名号 The only way we got lucky is because
入侵伺服器者 骨机 our guy has an ego and he left his tag.
谁会这样做？ 这个人 在迈阿密 Who would do that? This guy, out of Miami.
看起来像是低级版的成龙 He look like a low budget-ass Jackie Chan.
那句说得好 我知道 That was a good one. I know.
听着 他的化名是骨机 And get this, his handle's Bone Machine.
好 我去跟布鲁克斯谈一下 All right, let me talk to Brooks.
要我跟你去吗？ 不用 You want me to come with you... No.
特洛伊想成为 So Troy's trying to become
亚特兰大的老大了 你怎么做呢？ the new kingpin of Atlanta, and what do you do?
让这座城市损失了十万元 Lose a hundred grand of the city's money,
毁掉了一座停车场 wind up completely destroying a parking structure,
你的搭档还被枪射伤？做的很好 you get your partner shot? Nice.
我要帮他说一句 梅菲尔德不是他真的搭档 Well, in his defense, Mayfield wasn't his true partner.
班 大人在说话 The grown-ups are speaking, Ben.
你得找到这家伙的把柄 You need to get me something on this guy.
最多三、四天 I've got three, maybe four days
我就得把他给放了 before I have to let him go.
我找到一个在迈阿密的人 Look, I found a guy in Miami
帮特洛伊的随身碟加密 that encrypted Troy's flash drive.
我想他能帮我找到特洛伊的供应商 I think he can lead me to Troy's supplier.
我需要到那边去逮他 I need to go down there and scoop this dude up.
最多两天的时间 很快就完成 Two days, tops. Milk run.
很好 带一组人马去搞定这件事 Good. So get a team together and fix this.
那是什么？有东西飞进去了 What was that? Something went in there.
你们有吗？ Did it get you too, or no?
花粉之类的 我也不清楚 Pollen or something. I don't know what it is.
我有空 I'm free, though.
如果你们要组一个队... So if you guys wanna put that team together...
你不是探员 But you're not a detective, Ben.
你只是实习警察 You're barely even a probationary officer.
发生了这件事情 你都快要被解雇了 And after this mess, you're about an inch from being fired.
长官 我的特质是别人学不来的 Okay, listen. Sir, you can't teach what I have.
我就像一只猫 I'm like a cat. Hmm?
我是一半警察 一半美洲狮 我绝对可以当探员 I'm like half cop, half puma, but I'm all detective.
我的身手不凡 Like, I'll get in your ass.
你知道吗？ You know what?
精神部门不希望我管太多 The Psych department wants me to take less responsibility.
严格来说 So, James, Mr. Barber here
巴柏先生仍在他的工作岗位上 is still technically in his work placement,
如果你想带他去迈阿密 就带他去吧 so if you wanna take him to Miami, you can.
但如果他搞砸任何事情 都算在你头上 But if he screws up, in any way, it's on you.
拜托 Come on.
不用 No.
大家都很忙 Everybody's busy.
我一个人去 好吧 I'll fly solo. All right.
你为什么要这样？ What was that, man?
詹姆士 你刚刚应该要挺我的 You're supposed to have my back back there, James.
我们是一家人 We family. Family's not supposed
家人不应该这样的 to be letting shit go down like that.
够了 这跟家人无关 Stop. Stop. It's not about family.
跟朋友无关 跟感觉无关 It's not about friends. It's not about feelings.
是你不了解这份工作有多重要 It's about you not knowing how serious this work is.
我知道有多重要 I know how serious this work is.
所以我知道我应该要加入团队 That's why I know I need to be on the team.
不 你不用加入 你只是个菜鸟 No, you don't. You're just a rookie.
你第一个案子运气很好 You got lucky on your first little police case, man.
对你来说不是件好事 That was the worst thing to ever happen to you.
把你变成一只怪物 Turned you into a monster.
你以为自己准备好了 其实没有 Now, you think you're ready, but you're not.
詹姆士 我准备好了！ James, I am ready, man!
你带我去 That's why you need to take me with you,
让我证明给你、副警长和大家看 so I can prove it to you, Lieutenant, and everybody else.
你不用证明什么了 你差点让我们被杀死 Whoa! You don't gotta prove nothing to me. You almost got us killed.
不要因一件事 就对我下定论 Don't let one incident define me.
你说这句话不觉得好笑吗？ You're really trying to say that with a straight face?
你要毁了我的前途吗？ Do you wanna be responsible for ruining my career?
我不在乎 你也应该不用在乎 I don't care! And you shouldn't either.
你再一个礼拜就要结婚了 You're getting married in a week.
你应该留下来 跟安琪拉一起准备婚礼 You should stay here and help Angela with the wedding.
詹姆士 你说这一趟很快就回来 James, you said it's a milk run.
只要两天 是你自己说的 Two days, tops. Those are your words.
我不能让安琪拉嫁给一个无名小卒 I can't go back to marry Angela as no scrub.
你叫我证明自己 You told me to prove myself,
我就是在证明自己！让我加入吧！ that's what I'm trying to do! Let me do it!
不要 你不听话 Nope. You don't listen.
詹姆士 我...听我说！ James, what I'm... Listen!
黑榔头
詹姆士 听你在鬼扯 It's bullshit, James.
不带我去迈阿密 Not taking me to Miami.
太荒谬了 That's ridiculous, man.
我已经准备好要当警探了 I am ready to be a detective.
我百分之百准备好了 I'm 100% ready to be a detective.
黑榔头 你好吗？ What's up, Black Hammer?
滚开 猪头 我现在心情不好 Move, Assface. I'm not in the mood right now.
你们让我很生气 Y'all done made me mad.
我要证明给布鲁克斯副警长看 证明给你们看 I'mma show Lieutenant Brooks. Show all y'all.
你们给我滚开！ People, get out of my way!
我现在平静行事 Right now, I'm getting in my zone.
我不在乎 要追我？ I don't care. You wanna chase me?
让你看看追我是什么下场 I'mma show you what happens when you chase me.
让我发飙就是这个下场 That's what happen when you make Ben mad.
转一圈 Spin out.
损毁
撞坏了 And take it out.
看到一台我想要的车 老太婆 下车 Yeah, I see a car I want. Get out the car, Grandma.
你需要帮忙吗？ You need some help?
给我滚出来！ Get your Bengay-using ass out the car!
你到路边去凉快吧 Get your old ass on that ground.
对我来说 这不是一场游戏 This ain't a game to me.
我只想要车子 你滚开 I just want the car. I don't want you.
她哪来的木棒？ Where'd she get the bat from?
老太婆！嘿... Grandma! Hey, hey...
哦 Oh. Oh!
哦 Oh! Oh!
老太婆出贱招 Oh, Grandma playing dirty.
来真的了 We turning it up now.
什么？从屁股里掏出一把枪！ What she doing? She just pulled a gun out her ass!
老太婆 不需要这样 Grandma, it ain't even got to go here.
我被老太婆打死了！ Oh! I just got shot by a grandma!
游戏结束 Game over.
所以我才聘用你 柯莉 你是最棒的 That is why I hired you, Cori. You're the best.
我知道 I know.
这边有12张桌子 We have 12 tables over here.
如果一半摆花饰 If we put flower arrangements at about half,
我们可以再放一个花瓶 周围布满水晶 and then we can do a vase with crystal around it.
我喜欢 柯莉 I love it. Cori?
班 Ben.
我不知道你今天会来 I didn't know we were having a meeting today.
我不记得有这个安排 I didn't get that memo.
我们只是想 We just thought we could do some
讨论一些最后的细节 last-minute wedding details, that's all.
哦 Oh.
不用我参加？ Without me?
哈 Huh.
如果是这样的话 那我就 If that's the case, then I'll just...
在旁边听就好了 Listen from afar.
班 谢谢你 是的 Thank you, Ben. Yep.
我很兴奋要跟你说 I am so excited to tell you,
我的朋友可以拿到 my associate has the best
亚特兰大最高级的绣球花 hydrangea connection in all of Atlanta.
不要 No.
座位的安排 Now, for the final seating chart,
我要把所有人挪到第五桌 I've decided to move everyone to Table Five,
我不想让任何人抢走你们的风采 because I don't want anything overshadowing your wedding.
很好 第五桌是最好的选择 Perfect. Table Five, that's the perfect table.
不行 不能让他们坐在那里 No, we can't sit them right there.
不行 为什么？ We can't do that? Why?
不能让我叔叔和卡洛坐同桌 We can't put my uncle and Carol at the same table.
他们之前一起吸过毒 They used to be on that stuff together.
你想要他们整晚跳滑步舞吗？ You want all these people Electric Sliding all night?
把他们放在一起就会这样 That's what'll happen.
好吧 我把他挪开 Fine. I'll move him.
安琪拉 不行！你不能移动任何人 Angela, no! You're not moving anyone.
班 Ben.
你已经有表达意见了 You've had your opportunities.
但都被你忽视了 柯莉 And you've ignored them all, Cori.
我问你一个问题 Let me ask you a question.
你有看过我贴在网上的梦想图吗？ Have you looked at my Dreamboard that I posted online?
我的色彩盘？那些漂亮的图片？ Looked at my color wheel? My glam shots?
我为什么要在这里跟你吵？ Why am I doing this? Why am I going back and forth with you?
这是我的婚礼！ This is my wedding!
我对我的婚礼自有想法 Okay. And I got a vision for my wedding.
非常棒的想法 你无法忽视的 A magnificent vision that will not be ignored by you.
她没有忽视你 She's not ignoring.
不 宝贝 她有忽略 她都没提 No. Baby, she is ignoring it. She hasn't addressed it.
抱歉 柯莉 Excuse me? Cori.
你气冲冲的想干嘛？ Who are you walking up on, all swelling up?
你知道你在跟什么等级的人吵架吗？ Do you know the level of who you're dealing with?
我可是业界响叮当的人物 I'm a First Ballot Hall of Famer.
我接的都是上流社会的客户 I crap out high-end clients.
说太多了 听不懂 That's a little too much information for me.
他们一直回来找我 And they keep coming back.
为什么？因为我有品味 Why? Because I have taste.
我不想跟你吵了 I'm not gonna do this with you. No.
原因是因为... 你在做什么？ Reason why is because I'm not... What are you doing?
宝贝... 扶我一下 Baby... Baby, just help me up.
我不怕你 I'm not intimidated by you.
我是警察 有警徽 货真价实的 I'm a cop. Real badge. Authentic.
你要尊重我的身份 What you gonna do is respect it.
还要尊重你是我请来的这个事实 Also respect the fact that you are my employee!
你请来的？ 没错 Your employee? That's right.
别上... 听着 警察 Don't you step... Look, cop.
你需要给我后退一步 What you need to do, is you need to step the hell back
让我来实现你的梦幻婚礼！ and let me create the wedding of your dreams!
我要做的是往上一步！ What I'm gonna do is step up!
不要！ 我受不了了！ No! I'm sick of this shit!
班... Ben...
看来还是要照我的想法了 So, I guess we'll go with my vision now.
滚出我的房子 柯莉！ Get out of my house, Cori!
放手让柯莉去设计婚礼吧 Look, just let Cori do her job, which is to plan the wedding.
柯莉要做的是尊重我 Cori's job should be to show a little respect.
我特别告诉柯莉 “不要绣球花” I specifically told Cori, I said, "No hydrangeas."
她是怎么设计的？用绣球花！ And what does she show up here with? Hydrangeas!
我忘了你才是新娘 I keep forgetting that you're the bride.
为何没有人要尊重我？ Why does nobody want to show me respect!
我很想知道 安琪拉 That's what I wanna know, Ang.
我尊重你 Oh, I respect you.
显然没有 因为我们在这里 Well, obviously not, because we're sitting here
谈我的喜好 然后... talking about my passion and...
哇 Wow!
这个我很尊重 I respect that.
非常 I do.
尊重 A lot.
要来练习一下新婚之夜吗？ Practice run for the wedding night?
好 我们在这里 Yeah. I mean, we're here.
我要把你关起来 I'm taking you into custody.
我们要进城玩通霄 And we're going downtown.
我喜欢 Well, I like that.
这种双关语 Because of the play on words. Uh-huh.
你这是... Yeah. What are you...
你在干嘛？ What is that? What you trying to do?
不要这样 No, stop. Don't do that.
别这样 No, no. Stop that. Stop.
你有权继续沉默... You have the right to stay silent...
你有权“保持”沉默... You have the right to "remain" silent...
你有权保持沉默 你所说... You have the right to remain silent. Anything...
我打断一下 Let me stop you right here, babe. Just for a second.
我想要你宣读我的权利 Because I want you to Mirandize me.
我要你用力地宣读我的权利 I want you to Mirandize the hell out of me.
但我要先去浴室 But first, what I need to do, I need to go in that bathroom,
把我身上的罪恶都洗掉 and wash all this Atlanta crime off my butt.
我洗干净出来后 我就会臣服在法律之下 Now, when I'm done, I'mma come out clean and give myself to the law.
把我抓起来 铐在床上 Take me. Handcuff me to the bed.
呃 好吧 Mmm-hmm. All right.
宝贝 把它放下 Babe, put that baton down
要是弄断了 我要赔的 because if you break it, I'mma have to pay for it.
我的肚子怎么了？ Whoo. What is going on in my stomach?
我得去一下厕所 I gotta get in the bathroom.
好吧 Okay.
妹妹 一切都好吧？ Hey, sis. Everything okay?
我需要你帮忙 跟我婚礼有关 I need you to do something for me, for the wedding.
如果这是因为我不带女伴去... Look, if this is about me not bringing a date...
我不是为了这个打给你的 That's not what I'm calling you about.
我想知道你有没有要送我结婚礼物 I was wondering, did you get me a gift for the wedding yet?
看来你是需要我帮忙 Sound like you want a favor.
班真的很想去迈阿密 Ben really wants to go to Miami.
他说你不带他去 He told me you wouldn't take him.
当然不会 你疯了吗？ 詹姆士 Oh, hell, no. Are you crazy? James,
这对他意义重大 it would mean so much to him.
我才不管对他有什么意义 I don't care what it'd mean to him.
这是为了他 Look, is this about him,
还是为了让他 or is this about you getting him
在你面前消失几天？ out of your hair for a few days?
安琪！ Ang!
两者都有 A little bit of both.
妹 我做不到 No can do, sis.
你让那个矮冬瓜冷静下来 Look, you get the dwarf a sedative.
他不能去 这件事太重要了 He's not going with me. This is way too important.
詹姆士 他只是想证明自己 答案就是不行 But, James, he just wants to prove himself. The answer is no.
喂？ Uh... Hello?
这女孩疯了 This girl crazy.
你为何要我带这只小跳蚤去迈阿密？ Now, why would you want me to take this little flea to Miami?
要让大家看他有多傻... To show what kind of a idiot he...
宝贝？ Baby?
宝贝？ 什么？ Baby? Yeah?
有人按门铃 The door. Someone's at the door.
好 他们会走掉的 安琪 All right. They'll go away, Ang.
没有 他们没有要走 No, they're not. They're not going away.
我学乖了 我没有破门而入 I learned my lesson. I didn't break in.
我看到了 詹姆士 I see that, James.
至少这不会 At least, not this time.
你穿的是什么？ What are you wearing?
你问我“穿的是什么？” Talking about "what am I wearing?"
这叫和服 詹姆士 这是给男人穿的 It's called a kimono, James. They make them for men.
这就是你的问题 你需要开拓你的眼界 That's your problem. You need to expand your horizons.
好吧 All right, well, just please
拜托不要带这个玩意去迈阿密 don't bring this bullshit to Miami with us.
我不会带... Well, I won't bring...
等等 Wait a minute, hold on.
“迈阿密” 詹姆士？我要去吗？ "Miami," James? I'm going?
你要带我去迈阿密？ 五分钟后就出发 You taking me to Miami? I'm leaving in five minutes.
要去的话就快一点 If you're going, you better hurry up.
抱一下 老兄 Come here, man.
进展太快了 All right. No. It's too soon.
要慢慢来 我明白 Baby steps. I'm okay with that.
我就知道你会改变心意的 I knew you were gonna change your mind.
因为我们在讲话的时候 Because when we were talking,
你看着我 你好像... you looked at me, you were like...
我就想：“他在考虑” 你在仔细盘算这件事 And I was like, "He's thinking about it." You were mulling it over.
天啊 我太高兴了 God damn, I'm pumped up.
哦 Oh!
宝贝 事情有点尴尬 Okay, this is a little awkward, babe.
呃... Uh...
詹姆士要我跟他出去几天 James wants me to go away with him for a couple days
是警务出差 on official police business.
我不想去 I don't wanna go.
真的 但是詹姆士需要我 I don't. But James needs me.
好吧 好吗？ Okay, yeah. Okay?
宝贝 需要做什么就去吧 真的？ Baby, do what you need to do. Really?
不过你要保证即时赶回来 Yeah. Just make sure you're back in time
娶我当黑榔头太太 to make me Mrs. Black Hammer.
什么？这是当然的！ 我等不及要回来了 What? Yes! Stop it. Of course! I can't wait to get back.
我一回来 Because, as soon as I get here, you and I,
我们就马上结婚 we are gonna marry the hell out of each other.
我们要用力结婚 好 We're gonna marry our asses off. Okay.
好吗？ 亲我三下 Okay? Okay? Give me three.
我爱你 我爱你 好 你！ I love you. I love you. All right. You!
我该怎么说？你...迈阿密！ Hey, what can I say? You just... Miami! Oh.
快点 我在快了 Hurry up! I'm hurrying.
我很感激你 Don't think I'm not grateful. Mmm-hmm.
你怎么改变心意了？ But why did you change your mind?
班永远也当不了警探 Ben is never gonna make Detective.
全警察局的人都知道 And everybody on the force knows this.
但是他以为 如果他跟我去迈阿密 But he thinks if he makes this Miami run with me,
他就能证明我们是错的 that he'll prove us all wrong.
所以我要带他去 让他自己亲眼瞧瞧 So, I'm taking him, so he can see for himself.
因为我不想下半辈子一直听他抱怨 Because I don't wanna hear him complaining for the rest of my life
说我没给他机会 that I never gave him a chance.
很难说喔 也许他会带给你惊喜 我很怀疑 You never know, he may surprise you. I doubt it.
他以前就做过了 侥幸而已 He's done it before. Beginner's luck.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
你们要小心 You'll be careful, right?
别担心 Don't worry.
我会把你的大男孩 I'll have your little man-child
安全带回来的 back here safe and sound.
他是个彻底的男人 Oh, he's all man.
安琪？ 宝贝 什么事？ Hey, Ang? Yeah, babe?
我的丁字裤在哪里？ You know where my thong is?
银色还是金色的？ The silver, or the gold?
我在找银色的 I'm looking for the silver one.
看一下我右上角的抽屉 Check my top-right drawer. Wow.
别再把我们的丁字裤搞混了 我出去了 Don't mix up our thongs again, please. I'm out.
我找到了 在我的小裤裤抽屉里 不是你的抽屉 Oh, I got them. They were in my panty drawer, not yours.
谢谢 不客气！ Thank you. You're welcome!
詹姆士！ Whoo! James!
你看！ Look at this, man!
詹姆士 你看到了吗？ James, do you see this?
这就是迈阿密！电话区号305！ This is Miami! This is the 305!
记住 我们不是在渡假 Remember, this ain't no vacation.
我们首先要去迈阿密警察局 First thing we gonna do is go by Miami PD.
告诉他们我们来了 好 Let them know we here. Okay.
不能直接进入人家的地盘 You can't just slide into somebody's backyard,
不打一声招呼就执行警务 start doing police work without letting them know you in town.
这样的话 我们找个地方停 我要换衣服 If that's the case, then we gotta stop somewhere, so I can change.
为什么？什么原因？ Why? What's the reason?
这样穿不对 This is just wrong.
如果亚麻布不对 那就将错就错吧 詹姆士 If linen is wrong, then I don't wanna be right, James.
你看起来像是个邪教徒 You look like you're in a damn cult.
汤米巴哈马有办邪教吗？ Does Tommy Bahama run a cult?
如果是的话 那太好了 在哪里可以入教？ If so, good, and where can I sign up?
我告诉你 James, let me tell you something.
如果我们要搭档 穿着就要相称 If we're gonna be a team, you gotta start to coordinate.
听着 詹姆士！ Listen to me, James!
我们要互补 好吗？ We gotta complement each other, all right?
我才不想跟穿棉花糖的人互补 I'm not trying to compliment no marshmallow.
一名好警探懂得如何跟融入当地人 A good detective knows how to blend in with the locals,
他的猎物才不会察觉 so his prey never sees him coming.
你去融入吧 Oh, yeah, you blending, all right.
我告诉你 詹姆士 James, let me tell you something,
如果风向对的话 the right gust of wind hit this thing,
我看起来就像是1990年代的吹牛老爹 你看一下 I'm giving you '90s P. Diddy. Look at this, James.
好 你在这里等 All right. Wait here.
为什么我要在这里等？ Why I gotta wait here?
你什么不能闭嘴？ Why you gotta talk?
警探 我好言问你 Detective, I'm asking nicely.
拜托 我需要一个嫌疑犯 Please, I need a suspect.
你是亚特兰大来的 You're the Atlanta fella.
佩德洛赫尔南德斯 很荣幸见到你 Captain Pedro Hernandez. Honored to meet you.
我是詹姆士派顿探员 Detective James Payton.
我们要知会你们 We just wanted to give you a heads-up.
我们要在你们的管辖区 We're gonna be working in your jurisdiction,
询问一位可疑证人 questioning a possible witness.
谢谢你的知会 Thanks for the heads-up.
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什么？绣球花？ What? Hydrangeas?
好喜欢这个花饰 很清爽 你们觉得呢？
我说过不要绣球花！
怎么回事？ What's up with this?
安东尼奥波普基金会的年度募款大会 It's the Antonio Pope Foundation's annual fundraiser.
那位就是安东尼奥 That's Antonio himself.
他捐了很多钱 He's a big donor.
他的船务公司是东岸最大的之一 He owns one of the largest shipping companies on the East Coast.
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你有毛病啊？ Oh! What is your problem?
这是我的位子 You're at my desk.
抱歉 我在看摆花的布置 I'm sorry. I was looking at some floral arrangements.
不要看 不要碰我的电脑 不要看我的电脑 Well, don't. Don't touch my computer. Don't look at my computer.
里面有机密资料 This stuff is sensitive.
好吧 我登出 你要登出吗？ That is fine. I'll log out. Oh, you're gonna log out?
小姐... Oh! Girl...
我叫你不要碰！ I said, don't touch! Oh!
很痛 我知道 詹姆士？ It hurts, I know. James? Oh!
软组织手法 Soft-tissue manipulation.
压力点 Pressure points.
班 你应该可以挣脱的 Come on, Ben, you should be able to get out of that.
她掐住我的穴道了 詹姆士 这一半身体都动不了 She got my appendix, James. She locked this whole side up.
他能躲得过这个吗？ Can he get out of this? Ooh!
这我可不知道 I don't know about that one.
班 你真给我丢脸 Whoa! Come on, Ben. You're embarrassing me.
像个男人 真丢脸 Man up. Yeah, you're embarrassing him.
我认输！ 你真可悲 I tap out! I tap out! You're pathetic.
我是亚特兰大的派顿警探 Detective Payton, Atlanta Vice.
来这里几天执行任务 Down here a couple of days on assignment.
我的帽子！ 凶杀组的克鲁兹探员 Oh, my hat! Detective Cruz. Homicide.
我是班巴柏警官 我是他的搭档 And I'm Officer Ben Barber, and I am his partner.
他不是 No, he's not.
我才不要跟你握手 I'm not shaking your hand after that.
詹姆士 我们走 Come on, James. Let's go.
不然我就要揍扁她 走吧 Before I have to bust her ass. Let's go.
詹姆士 她实在不可理喻 Come on, James. 'Cause she's too much.
不懂她有什么毛病 I don't know what her problem is.
詹姆士 你需要我跟你来 James, it's really cool that you needed me
这很棒 to come down here and all, man.
但我感觉很糟 But I feel bad,
我知道你取消了计划 because I know you had to cancel all your plans.
什么计划？ What plans?
我的单身告别派对 My bachelor party.
我没有任何计划 I didn't have nothing planned.
是喔 老兄 如果你不... Yeah, right. Boy, if you don't stop...
说真的 你有没安排任何事情？ Seriously, you didn't have anything? Nothing?
詹姆士 我不喜欢脱衣舞之类... James, I'm not even into that. Strippers and...
我不想要带着一身亮片 回家见黑榔头小姐 I'm not trying to come home to the Lady Hammer with glitter all on me.
我才不想 I'm not... Come on.
讲正经的 Mmm-hmm. Hey, on a more serious note,
安琪拉需要知道 你会带谁来参加婚礼 Angela need to know who you're bringing to the wedding, James.
不是妮琪米娜 不然就是佩蒂拉贝尔 Either Nicki Minaj or Patti LaBelle.
你知道你在干嘛吗？ 你把自己封死了 You know what you're doing? You're road-blocking.
你就是这样 封闭自己 That's what you're doing, man. You're road-blocking.
你还抓着不放 You're still holding onto something.
我明白 I know what it is.
你怕我和安琪拉携手奔向夕阳之后 You're afraid that when me and Angela go sail off into the sunset,
你就落单了 that you're gonna be by yourself.
但我告诉你 詹姆士 But here's the thing, James.
你可以跟我们一起走 You can sail off into the sunset with me and Angela.
但要等蜜月之后 After the honeymoon, though.
蜜月你不能去 因为到时我和安琪拉会非常忙 You can't go there. 'Cause that's when me and Angela gets busy.
如果你再说一遍 我就轰掉你的脸 If you say that one more time, I'mma shoot you in the face.
我不介意 Again, it doesn't bother me.
你知道为什么吗？ 因为那只是说笑而已 You know why, James? Because it's just banter.
是吗？ Is that right?
老实说 这就是好搭档的标志 It's a trademark of all great partnerships, to be honest with you.
不 这是姻亲兄弟的标志 No, no. It's a trademark of the brothers-in-law.
看谁来了？ Guess who just showed up?
我的大舅子 The brothers-in-law.
喂 那个听起来很怪 Look, look, look, man. That ain't gonna fly.
再来一次 One more, one more.
大家安静！我的大舅子来了 Everybody settle down! Because the brothers-in-law just got to town.
你再说一遍 我照样轰掉你的脸 You say that again, and I'mma shoot you in the face, too.
说... Say...
你... You...
好吧 All right, fine.
大舅子与妹夫！
真好笑啊 Oh, you funny.
删不掉的 It's gonna stick.
好了 All right.
要怎么对付这个阿杰？ How you wanna handle this whole thing with AJ?
要扮黑脸、白脸 玩囚犯困境那一套吗？ Wanna do Good Cop-Bad Cop? Prisoner's Dilemma?
把那套理论留在警校吧 Why don't you leave that by-the-book shit at the academy?
我们看情况 凭本能做事 We're gonna assess the situation and play it on instincts.
我的本能 无意冒犯 My instincts. With all due respect,
我们该用瑞德那一套 I really feel like we should do the Reid technique.
我有学过 Okay? I done studied it.
还是用“班 闭嘴”这一套吧 Why don't we try the "Ben, shut the hell up" technique, all right?
我们今天就用这个方法 Let's run that all day.
阿杰 开门！ AJ, open up!
我去看窗子那边 I'm gonna go check around the window.
嘿！警察！站住！给我站住！ Hey! Police! Stop! You better stop!
詹姆士 他跑了！ James! He running!
徒步狂追！ 别说... That's a foot chase! Don't say foot...
徒步狂追！詹姆士！ It's a foot chase! It's a foot chase, James!
站住！ Stop right there!
你不用说“徒步狂追！” You ain't gotta say "Foot chase!"
站住！ Stop! Hey!
放轻松！ Relax!
詹姆士！我没事！ James! I'm okay!
我说什么？ What'd I say?
警察！站住！ Police! Stop!
慢一点！ Slow down!
警察 站住！ Police, stop!
嘿！停下来！ Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!
警察！ Police!
可恶的菜鸟 Goddamn rookie.
好好享用烤肉吧！ Enjoy your barbecue!
趴下！我看到你了！站住！ Get down! I see you! Stop!
老天 God.
警察 站住！ Police, stop!
够了！我要开枪了！ That's it! I'mma shoot you!
阿杰！不要跳... AJ! AJ! Don't you jump...
可恶！阿杰！ Damn it! AJ!
抓到你了 阿杰！ Oh! I got you, AJ!
该死 偏掉了 God damn it, I missed.
你没事的 看起来伤得不重！ You'll be okay. It doesn't look that bad!
阿杰 你给我回...阿杰！ AJ, get your ass... AJ!
阿杰！ AJ!
给我...滚回房间去！ Get your little... Get in the back room!
站住！ Stop! Stop! Stop!
站住！ Stop! Stop!
靠！ Oh, shit!
去！ Heel! Heel!
警察！ Police!
站住！该死！ Stop it! God damn it!
靠 去你的！ Shit! God damn. Shit!
滚开！ Get out of here! Get out!
阿杰 Oh, AJ.
你没事吧？ You okay, man?
糟糕 我没看到你 Damn, I didn't see you.
没事 他是我朋友 It's all right, this is my friend.
我们在玩...他没事 We just playing, like... He's okay.
只是在玩 We just playing.
骨机 怎么了？你跑什么？ What's up, Bone Machine? What the hell you running from?
你们干嘛要追我？ What the hell, man? Why you chasing me?
你为什么要躲警察？ Why you running from the police?
我不知道你们是警察 I didn't know you were police!
你没有听到我们说 “站住！我们是警察”？ You didn't hear us say "Stop. We the police"?
我没看到你的警徽 Hey. I didn't see a badge.
我只看到两个面露凶光的黑先生 All I saw was two mean-looking blaentlemen.
“黑先生？” "Blentlemen?"
哪有这个词？ 阿杰 你想说什么？ That ain't even a word, AJ. What you trying to say, man?
算了 说你想说的 Just forget about it. Say what you mean.
有点骨气！说啊！ Have some balls! Say it!
好吧 黑人 Okay. Black.
你逃跑 只因为我们是黑人？ You ran from us just because we black?
看看你自己 Look at you.
换成是你也会跑的 好吗？ You would run from you. Okay?
听着 阿杰 我们只想跟你谈谈 Look, all we wanna do is talk to you, AJ.
你和你的儿子 You, and your son over there,
居然恐吓我 should be ashamed of yourselves
你们应该要感到羞耻！ for trying to intimidate me!
你没听到我叫你吗？ You can't hear me calling you?
让我穿平底鞋追你？ Got me running after you in flats?
班？你在干嘛？ Ben? What are you doing?
他让我跑进小巷子！穿过别人的房子 He got me running through alleyways! People's houses!
还有鸡笼子、狗窝等等！ Chasing you through chicken coops and dogs and shit!
我穿平底鞋 詹姆士！ In flats, James!
看看我这身衣服 这买不到第二件了 Look at my outfit. I can't get another one of these.
我的帽子呢？ 嘿！ Where's my hat at? Hey! Hey! Hey!
过来 专注一点 好 Come here. Stay focused. Stay focused! A'ight.
我让你看看真正的警探 怎么处理这种事的 Let me show you how a real detective handles this.
该死 Damn.
阿杰 AJ.
我们只是 Look, man, all we trying to do
想跟你谈谈 is have a little conversation
你在亚特兰大的朋友 特洛伊 about your boy, Troy, in Atlanta.
谁是特洛伊？ Troy who?
你帮特洛伊的随身碟加密 You just encrypted a drive for Troy.
“特洛伊？”没听过 我不认识叫特洛伊的人 "Troy?" It doesn't ring a bell. I don't know any Troy.
没听过？ 没有 It don't ring a bell? No, it does not.
我带你去坐牢 别这样！ I'm taking your ass to jail. Come on, man!
不告诉我特洛伊的 神秘随身碟里面有什么 Until you let me know what's on that little secret drive of Troy's,
你就在监狱里待着吧 your ass is locked up.
我是信守承诺的人 你这是压迫 Hey, my word is my rep. And this is oppression.
给我进去 Get your ass in there.
阿杰 你干嘛这么紧张？ Why you looking so nervous, AJ?
你的腿干嘛一直抖？ Why your legs so twitchy?
这是腿部不安症候群 Got restless leg syndrome.
你的腿在监狱里也不会安心的 Your legs won't rest when you get to jail.
事实上 它们还要加班 As a matter of fact, they gonna be working overtime
才能摆脱那些“黑先生” to keep them "blentlemen" off your back.
他们对你的屁股是不会太温柔的 Last thing they're gonna do with your ass is be "blentle."
绝对不会 That's the last thing they gonna do. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
我不是罪犯 你们知道的！ 这不公平！ I am not a criminal, and you know that! This is not fair!
不公平？欢迎来到现实世界 阿杰 It's not fair? Well, welcome to the real world, AJ.
抱歉 这里没有公平 知道为什么吗？ I'm sorry, but it's not fair here. You know why?
在这个世界上 你的感情会受伤 It's a world where your feelings can get hurt.
某人要结婚了 It's a world where a guy can get married
却没有单身告别派对 and not be thrown a bachelor party.
这世... 你要结婚了？ That's the world we... You getting married?
对 谢谢 恭喜 Yes. Thank you. Congratulations.
这个人将要成为我的大舅子 This guy here is about to be my brother, in law.
我的大舅子 喔！ My brother-in-law. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
你的搭档要娶你妹妹？ Your partner is marrying your sister?
他不是我的搭档 He's not my partner.
太奇怪了 That's gotta be weird.
一点都不奇怪 是奇妙 It's not weird at all. It's actually magical.
让我们更亲近了 Brings us closer together.
班 什么？ Ben. What?
要专注 Stay focused.
我哪里不专注了？ What makes you think I'm not focused?
我问你一个问题 Let me ask you a question.
问吧 Go ahead.
你的女人 他的妹妹 对 Your girl. His sister. Yeah.
她魁梧吗？ Is she hefty?
希望她不是双胞胎 长满胡子 脾气暴躁 I hope she's not a twin, all bearded and grumpy.
不 他们长得不像 Oh. Oh, no, they don't look alike.
我的重点是 My whole point is,
你的搭档娶你妹妹 对你来说应该不好受 your partner marrying your sister has got to be tough on you.
性方面 你想想 The sex part. Think about it.
你的搭档 干... Your partner, boning...
不 我们不用干的 你妹妹 No, we don't bone. We don't... your sister.
不是那样的 Don't... That's not...
不 嗯 No. Mmm.
阿杰 你最好冷静一点 我好想要 AJ, you better cool out. Me so horny.
老天！ Jeez!
我也碰过 你把我的鼻梁撞断了 Been there. I think you broke my nose.
我要告你！ That's a lawsuit right there!
你刚刚让我变成百万富翁！ You just made me a very rich man!
在牢里有钱也没的花 Can't spend no money in the pen.
不行 或死人也不花钱 No. Or dead.
你说呢？ 好吧 What's it gonna be? Okay, okay.
我可能有一个紧急状况用的 I may have a master code key
主密码 “可能”有？ for emergencies. You "may"?
好吧 我确实有 Okay, I do have one,
但放在身上太危险了 but it's too dangerous to keep on me.
我放在我朋友史提夫的保险箱 I keep it in my man Stevie B's safe.
保险箱在哪里？ Where's the safe?
在他的夜店里 It's at the club he owns.
我把它给你们 Tell you what, I get that for you,
你们破解特洛伊的电脑后 我们就扯平了 you can crack Troy's computer, and we're good.
你觉得呢？ 听起来不错 詹姆士 What do you think? Sound like a plan to me, James.
你有看到吗？ 什么？ Have you been watching this? What?
我们进来后 每个人都跟他握手或拥抱 Since we walked in, everybody he walk by, handshake or hug.
嘿 凯蒂！ 嗨 亲爱的 Hey, Candi! Hi, sweetie.
你好吗？ 很好 How are you? Fine.
老地方吗？ Usual table? Mmm-hmm.
告诉他们 今晚的午夜会来得早一点 And, please, tell the guys that midnight is coming early tonight.
好的 先生 好 Yes, sir. All right.
我懂你们在想什么 Oh, I know that look.
“这个书呆子怎么会 认识这么多辣妹？” "How come the nerd is with all the hotties?"
史提夫最晚一个小时内会到 Well, anyway, Stevie B's gonna be here in an hour, tops.
你说你没有单身告别派对 And you said you didn't get a bachelor party.
我们在夜店 有这么多辣妹 And we are in a club with ladies.
我们是来执行公务的 And we are on official police business, so...
你想要摆出一副警察的样子吗？ 想想吧 You want to look like cops? Think about it.
可能会把我的朋友吓跑 听着 Maybe scare my guy off? Now, listen,
詹姆士 我不得不说 阿杰说得没错 James, I hate to agree with AJ, but he's got a point.
放松一点吧 Loosen up a little bit.
耶！ Yeah! Hoo!
你去哪？ Hey, where you going?
去拿一点酒 放松一下 I'mma get some drinks, man. Chillax.
你怎么了？ What is your problem?
他要去拿酒给我们 就让他去吧！ If he wanna go and get us a couple of drinks, let him!
他把你当菜鸟耍 He is working you like a rookie.
如果把他弄丢 就是你的错 And if you lose him, it's your fault.
别说了 你以为我不知道吗？ Stop it. You don't think I know that?
我们的计划是这样 Here's the play, James.
我们在这里等他的朋友来 We sit here until his friend gets here.
我们假装这是一场单身告别派对 让他放轻松 We act as if this is a bachelor party. Let him get loose,
拿到我们需要的东西 然后就离开 get the information we need, and then we leave.
关键字就是“假装” 这就是你要做的？ Key word is "act!" That's what you're doing?
我在假装！ I'm acting!
这是我的单身告别派对！ It's my bachelor party!
我打败你了！我打败他了！ I got you! I got him!
再来一次！ One more time!
再来一次！ One more time! One more time!
噢 Oh!
等一下 Oh, wait a minute.
黑榔头 你在干嘛？ What's happening, Black Hammer?
猪头！ Assface!
嘿！ 干嘛？ Hey! What?
你在干嘛？ 我用视频 What are you doing? I'm Skyping in
把其他宾客带过来 詹姆士！ the rest of the bachelor party, James!
下来！ Get off the table!
我在假装 I'm acting.
班 向你介绍我的新女朋友们 Ben, I want you to meet my new lady friends.
他们喜欢放纵狂欢 They love to get loose and party,
但她们不是妓女 but they are not prostitutes.
这是他的单身告别派对 It's his bachelor party.
去吧 Let it rip.
这样太超过了 小姐们 No, that's too much, ladies.
把手拿开 Hands off.
嘿 班 帮我拍张照片吧 Hey, Ben, take a photo for me.
好 一、二... Okay. One, two...
我没办法呼吸了 I can't breathe no more. I can't breathe no more.
拍好了 I got it.
进去吧 Go ahead.
安琪是一个强悍的女人 Ang is such a strong woman.
我不想让她 太女孩子气或不值钱的东西 And I don't wanna give her anything that's girly or ratchet.
没有人的资料是安全的 只有阿杰能让它变安全 Nobody's information is safe, unless AJ makes it safe.
阿杰 嘿 AJ. Hey.
史提夫在哪？我们要找到他！ Where is Stevie B? We need to find him!
你把我的衣服弄破了 You're ruining my clothes.
我不想再等下去了 I'm sick of waiting on you.
我们要向新郎敬酒 敬酒！ We gotta toast the groom. Toast!
敬酒！ Toast! Toast!
敬酒！ Toast! Toast! Toast!
你讲几句我的好话会死吗？ I mean, would it kill you to say something nice about me?
你要我敬酒？ 对！ You want a toast? Yes!
好 把酒给我 All right, give me my water.
来！ Here!
我从没让他做过这种事 I've never gotten him to do anything like this.
来 我们听听看！ Come on. Let's hear it!
敬我的妹夫 班杰明巴柏 就是我 To my brother-in-law, Benjamin Barber. That's me.
他身高163公分 He's 5'4".
要娶我的妹妹 Uh... Gonna marry my sister.
他刚从警校毕业 Just graduated from the academy.
你只是在陈述事实 You're not doing anything, but stating facts.
讲一些心里的话！ Give me something from the heart!
我只会说这些 That's all I got.
我们不是为了这个来的 We ain't even here for this!
你们知道现在几点了吗？ Guys, do you know what time it is?
午夜！ 午夜！ It's midnight! Midnight!
单身派对！ Bachelor party!
怎么了？ 他跑了！ What? He's gone!
借过 女士们！ Excuse me, ladies!
靠！ Shit!
我会还钱的 我发誓！ I'll give the money back! I swear!
哇哦 Ow!
冷静一点 老兄！ Easy, dude!
有枪！ Gun!
不许动！ Freeze!
大家趴下！ Everybody down!
趴下！ Down! Get down!
起来 阿杰！你给我起来！ Get up, AJ! Get your ass up!
詹姆士 为什么每次跟你去夜店 James, why is it that every time I go to a club with you,
都会遇到麻烦？ I gotta get into some kind of trouble?
可能是你衣服的关系 It's probably that jacket.
他拿的是FN5.7手枪 詹姆士！ 那种枪很危险的！ He's shooting a FN 5.7, James! That gun is serious!
我会逼退他 现在不要 I'mma push him back. Don't go now.
太多人了！ Too many people!
告诉你现在不要！ Told you not to go!
十三 十四 Thirteen, 14.
你在数什么？ 子弹没了！ What are you counting? He's out!
大家趴下！ Everybody, stay down!
趴下！ Stay down!
阿杰 AJ.
怎么了？ What?
他跑了 He's gone.
嘿 Hey.
保险箱里没有密码 There was no "code key" in the damn safe.
阿杰耍了我们 AJ played us.
你没事吧？ You okay?
不 我有事 No. No, I am not.
我问你一个严肃的问题 Let me ask you a serious question.
或许你根本不是这块料 Maybe you not cut out for this.
那不是一个问题 那是一个声明 That's not a question. That's a statement.
你在派对上玩的很高兴 You know what? You was having such a good time at your bachelor party,
你没有准备好 you wasn't even ready.
詹姆斯 首先 Okay, James, first of all,
别说得好像是我想来这间夜店 don't act like I wanted to go to this club,
站在桌子上 跟一群辣妹狂欢 and stand on tables, and party with a bunch of hot women.
那样说不太对 我重讲一次 That didn't come out right. So, I'm gonna start over.
我的天 Oh, my God.
白天是警探 晚上变辣妹 出了什么事？ Detective by day, hottie by night. What the hell's going on?
我可以告诉你 这里不是彼拉提斯健身班 Well, I'll tell you what's not going on, a Pilates class.
不知道你穿这样干嘛 很蠢 I dunno what you're dressed for, but it's stupid.
出了什么事？ What happened?
一名枪手 显然是职业杀手 他在追阿杰 One shooter. Obviously a professional. Went right after AJ.
阿杰是谁？ Who the hell is AJ?
他就是我们来这里 要讯问的骇客 AJ's the hacker that we came out here to question.
你们的人觉得这与黑道有关 Now, your guys think it's gang related.
我觉得是鬼扯 I say that's bullshit.
你是本地黑道的专家吗？ Because you're an expert on local gangs?
不是 但我是鬼扯专家 No, I'm an expert on bullshit.
专家 他怎么把枪带进去的？ Well, expert, how'd he get the gun in?
枪是陶瓷做的 Gun was ceramic.
或是塑胶 我有看到 是FN5.7手枪 Or plastic. I saw it. It was a FN 5.7.
侦测不到 可以在我的电玩游戏里面下载 It's undetectable. It's a downloadable super pack in my video game.
告诉你 要是你拿到那把枪 游戏就结束了！ Let me tell you something, you get that pack, game over! Okay...
他就是这样把枪带进去的 That's how he got the gun in.
我正在调查的一个案子 The case I'm working on right now,
枪手把枪带进了安全区域 shooter got a gun inside of a secured area.
而且 And get this,
子弹上的膛线跟FN5.7手枪相符 the threads on the bullet matched the casings of an FN 5.7.
同样的武器 可能是同一个枪手 Same M.O. Could be the same shooter.
被杀的是谁？ 港务委员 Who was shot? Port Commissioner.
可能有关连 可能有关连 Could be connected. Could be connected.
好像在看两只羊交配 Ugh. It's like watching rams mate.
为什么会有人雇用一名职业杀手 Why would somebody hire a professional hitman
去干掉一个电脑高手 to take out a computer guy
只为了一名普通的亚特兰大毒枭？ for a mid-level Atlanta dealer?
因为他很讨人厌 Because he's annoying.
如果是这样的话 你早就死了 If that was the case, you'd be dead a long time ago.
我只是乱讲的 I'm just spit-balling.
事实上 他不会的 Fact is, he wouldn't.
干掉港务委员的人 So, the guy who hit the Port Commissioner
就是要杀死骇客的人 is the same guy who tried to hit your hacker.
也许他卷入了更大的事情 Maybe he's involved with something bigger.
你知道吗？ You know what?
你应该带她去参加婚礼 She should be your "plus one" for the wedding.
你知道吗？你应该到车子里去 You know what? You should get in the car.
我需要帮你找一个人 去车子里 I need to get somebody for you. You need to get in the car.
你想要一个空盘子... 我要去车里了 You wanna just have an empty plate there... I'm getting in the car.
我不想跟你吵了 你太不尊重我了 I'm not gonna keep doing this with you. There's so much disrespect.
詹姆士 我觉得奇怪的是 I mean, what's funny to me, James...
我有想到那枝塑胶手枪 The plastic gun, I detected that.
你却什么都没说 But you don't say nothing about that, do you?
用职业杀手来杀骇客？ A professional hitter on a hacker?
夜店里有很多目击者 Club full of witnesses?
我来开车 你不行 And I'm driving. No, you're not.
我坐在驾驶座 詹姆士 Uh, I'm in the driver's seat, James,
代表我来开 which means I'm driving.
把钥匙给我 Give me my keys.
为何车子有烧焦的土司味？ Why's your car smell like burnt toast?
太臭了 Because this stinks.
那不是土司 That's not toast.
班 赶快给我下来 Ben, get the hell out of the car.
放开我的脖子！放开我！ Get off my neck! Get off me!
你们没事吧？ You guys okay?
你知道你的汽车保险 会涨到多少钱吗？ Do you have any idea what your insurance is gonna be?
这是你第二辆车被炸毁了！ That's the second car you done got blown up!
保险费会涨翻天！ It's gonna go through the roof!
港务委员格里芬被杀一案 Police are no closer to a suspect
警方仍未找到任何嫌疑犯 in the shocking murder of Port Commissioner Douglas Griffin.
尽管调查仍在进行 And, although the investigation continues,
市政府随即指派查尔斯努涅兹 the city has wasted no time in appointing
担任新任委员长 Charles Nuñez as his successor.
我会继续前任的使命 I will carry on my predecessor's mission
清除腐败 整净港口 to eradicate corruption and clean up the port,
无论付出任何代价！ no matter the cost!
房子没有他的踪迹 No sign of him at the house.
他不会回去的 大家都要抓他 He's not going back to the house. He's a wanted man.
追杀阿杰的人决心要杀死他 Look, whoever's after AJ, really needs to get to him.
即便要杀了你们两个 Even if that means killing you guys to do it.
各位 Guys, guys, guys.
我有点失望 I'm a little disappointed.
你们来了之后 发生了市中心夜店枪击案 Since you've been here I've had a night club shooting downtown,
我接到了 I've fielded about
来自小哈瓦那 20几起擅闯民宅的投诉 20 trespassing complaints in Little Havana
还有一起离奇的汽车爆炸 and a freaking car blew up.
汽车炸弹不是我们放的 Hey, we didn't plant the car bomb.
但其他都是我们干的 詹姆士 Yeah, but we did the other stuff, James.
我跟你们亚特兰大的副警长通过电话 Listen, I spoke to your lieutenant in Atlanta,
他希望你们回去 and he'd love it if you went home.
旅程愉快 Happy travels, guys.
旅程愉快个头 我们哪里也不去 Happy travels, my ass. We ain't going nowhere.
快接电话 不是我的手机 Answer that phone. It's not my phone.
在你的口袋里 我的口袋没有... It's in your pocket. Ain't no phone in...
真的有一支手机 There is a phone in my pocket.
是阿杰的手机 It's AJ's phone.
我没把他的手机还给他 I never gave AJ back his phone.
过去几个小时 一直有人在联络这支手机 Look, the phone's being going off the last couple of hours.
有简讯来自 塔莎、布丽儿、可莱特... I mean, there's texts in here from Tasha, Bree, Colette...
总之 阿杰是个花花公子 First of all, AJ is a slore.
我们为何不打给塔莎？ Why don't we do this? I'mma call Tasha right now.
不 这样会引起注意的 看看她有没有工作的电话 No, that's gonna raise a red flag. See if she got a work number.
“塔莎的工作电话” 想得好 我知道 "Tasha, work." That's good thinking, James. I know.
我还是得说 大可不必 Well, I'm just telling you. You don't got to tell me.
我要 你... 赶快打 I should, you did a good... Just call.
你知道你有什么问题吗？ You know what your problem is, Maya?
你以为自己很可爱 但并没有 You think you're cute, but you're not.
你很丑 You're ugly.
你的手像男人 And you got man hands.
南滩沙滩猫咪 七天营业... Beach Kitten of South Beach, open seven days a week...
Blam-a-lam-bam！ Blam-a-lam-bam!
我们要去塔莎工作的地方 Guess we're going to Tasha's job.
这是我在你车上找到的 I took this from your car.
我去问我们的爆炸物专家 I'm gonna go see my explosives guy.
或许他知道是哪种炸弹 Maybe he can tell us what kind of ordinance it was.
你的后车厢就剩这一小块了 Damn, that's what left of your trunk, James.
他们真狠 我们需要一辆新车 They got you good. Yeah, we're gonna need a new ride.
这个我可以帮忙 Oh. I can help you with that.
我要告诉安琪拉 Oh, I gotta tell Angela.
别告诉她我们开的是什么车 我觉得自己好像毒贩 Man, don't tell her what we driving. I feel like a dope dealer.
别说了 这是被警方查扣最好的车了 Stop it. This is the best car from the impound lot.
喂？ Hello?
嘿 宝贝 嘿 Hey, baby. Hey.
猜我怎么称呼我和詹姆士？ 什么？ Guess what I call me and James? What?
别说 大舅子和妹夫 Don't. The brothers-in-law!
我喜欢 别再说了 I love it. Man, don't say that no more.
班 我不用担心 So, Ben, I don't have to worry about
周六见不到你吧？ not seeing you on Saturday, right?
我会在婚礼前回去 Babe, I'll be home, waiting for the wedding.
快办完了吗？ You're finishing things up?
我们有线索了 I just got a lead,
我们就快让一切真相大白了 so we're about to crack this thing wide open.
去吧 Well, you do that
这里一切都很好 我们都准备好了 and everything's all right, here. We've got it all covered.
“我们”安琪 柯莉在那里吗？ "We?" Ang, is Cori over there?
是班吗？让我跟他谈 Is that Ben? Let me talk to him.
别让她... 班 嗨！ No, don't put her... Ben, hi!
什么样的人会在婚礼前一周出远门？ What kind of man leaves town a week before the wedding?
警探！ 你不是警探 A detective man! You're not a detective.
我现在不想跟你吵 I'm not gonna shout with you right now.
你知道吗？ You know what you're gonna do?
你要尊重我的选择 柯莉 You're gonna respect my choices, Cori.
尊重是要争取而来的 You gotta earn respect from me.
你为什么都不按照计划进行？ I don't understand why you gotta keep going off-menu.
因为你的计划都是狗屎！ Because your menu is dog shit!
计划不是狗... 是的 班 Menu is not dog... Yes, it is, Ben.
所以我才把梦想画板放在网上 That's why I put my dreambook on Pinterest for you.
你可以去看... 看这个吧！再见 So you can look at it... Pinterest this! Goodbye.
柯莉？ Cori?
不敢相信她居然挂我电话 I can't believe she just hung up on me.
你知道你最大的问题吗？ 又来了 You know your biggest problem? Here we go.
你不懂得如何专注 You don't know how to stay focused.
我正经历一场危机 I'm going through a little crisis
要是能得到兄弟的支持该有多好 and it'd be real nice to get a little support from my brother.
你没有兄弟 You ain't got no brother.
你要怎么称呼那个将娶你妹妹的人？ Okay, what do you call the guy that's about to marry your sister, James?
我不会叫他兄弟 嘿 Not my brother. Hey.
不然会变成乱伦 那就太恶了 That would be incest, and that would be nasty.
你在扭曲事实 You're twisting stuff.
因为你没有能力去爱 You twist things because you don't have the ability to love, James.
那是你的问题 That's your problem.
我证明给你看 我来主导 I'll prove it to you right now. Let me take the lead.
我是可以当警探的 不行 I'll show you I could be a detective. Hell, no.
告诉我为什么 Tell me why.
这个女生大概不想 跟我们在公共场合谈话 This girl's probably not even gonna wanna talk to us in public,
要是你对她大叫或意外开枪射她 so it's not gonna be a good look if you get all screechy,
那就不好看了 or you accidentally shoot the girl.
过去的事就不要再提了 Why can't you let the past be the past?
你连柯莉都对付不了！ You can't even handle Cori!
她与此事无关 She's irrelevant right now.
那个女人是披着人皮的恶魔 The girl is the devil's spawn with lady parts.
我来主导 因为我才是警探 Look, I'm taking the lead because I'm the detective.
好吧 Fine.
好像在跟小孩子讲话 It's like I'm dealing with a child.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
詹姆士 你有看到吗？ 嗯 James, do you see this? Yep.
这里好像超级模特儿的批发市场 It's like a Costco for supermodels.
看 Look at this.
詹姆士 往上看！她好像一只海豚 James? Look up! She's like a dolphin.
要专注 我很专注 Hey, stay focused. I'm focused, James.
但也没那么专注 你看 At the same time, I'm not. Look at this.
你好 Hello.
有事吗？ 是的 Can I help you? Yep.
塔莎在哪？ Where's Tasha?
请稍等 Um, okay, just give me a second.
她在后面 I gotta get her from the back.
塔莎？ 是 Tasha? Yeah?
有两位警察找你 There's two police officers here to see you.
好 谢谢 All right. Thanks.
你们要喝水吗？ Can I get anybody a bottled water?
不用 我就快要结婚了 No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm about to get married.
我已经订婚了 所以... Oh. I'm engaged right now, so...
没人问你那个 我只是让她知道 Didn't nobody ask you that. I'm just letting her know.
不想让鱼游泳 Okay, you can't put a fish in the water
就别把它放到水里 if you don't want him to swim.
我不知道他在哪里 I don't know where he is,
就算我知道 我也不会说 and if I did I wouldn't tell you.
要是你不想看他死的话 你就得说 You will if you wanna see him alive again.
阿杰现在很危险 Now, AJ is in way over his head
我们是在帮他 and we just trying to help him.
我为什么要相信你？ And why should I believe you?
我不是来跟你胡闹的 I didn't come here to play with you.
你以为我会供出我的男人？ 你就是要 You think I'm gonna give up my man? Oh, you're gonna give him up.
我保证你会供出他... 我才不会 Guaranteed, you're gonna give him up... Nope, I'm not.
别说了 有点过份 Stop. It's a little too much.
塔莎... Tasha...
詹姆士大概不懂你的意思 但我懂 James may not understand what you're saying, but I do.
你和阿杰显然有亲密关系 I mean, you and AJ obviously have a connection,
你是在展现你对他的忠诚 and you're trying to honor him right now.
詹姆士 对吧？ Right, James?
我要问在场的人 My question to everyone standing here is,
他有展现对你的忠诚吗？塔莎 is he honoring you, Tasha?
我浏览过他的手机... Because when I went through this phone, here...
说真的 I'm not gonna lie to you.
里面的联络人名单 I was kinda thrown off
真的令我吃惊 by what was going on in the contact list.
特别是我的最爱名单 Especially Favorites,
排在第一个的是可莱特 because the first name I came across was Colette.
我想：“谁是可莱特？” I said, "Who is Colette?"
更重要的是 “她的铃声是什么？” More importantly, "What's her ringtone?"
所以我就听了一下 So I played it.
不知道你怎么想 但我很震惊 I don't know about you, but that throws me off.
因为这个有性暗示 'Cause it's hyper-sexual.
他们两个是什么关系？ What's that relationship about?
我想：“也许只有这一个” So I said, "Maybe that's the only one."
但下一个是“布丽儿” But then right underneath it, I see "Bree."
布丽儿？ 对 她是谁？她的铃声是什么？ Bree? Yeah. Who is that? What's her ringtone?
我又听了一下 So I played it.
呃 Ugh.
詹姆士 你有听到吗？ James, do you hear that?
我看一下 Let me see.
对 他舔上舔下的 很有性暗示 Yeah, he licking that up and down, no doubt.
你说的有点露骨 是真的 James, that's a little graphic. It's true.
别管他说的 Well, disregard that.
然后我想到你 So, then I started thinking about you.
你应该要排优先的 至少我是这么想的 You're priority. At least, I thought you were.
但我在名单的最后看到了你 But, then, I see your name at the bottom of the list.
我想：“或许他把最好的留在最后” So, I said, "Maybe he saved the best for last."
然后我拨了你的铃声 Then I played your ringtone, Tasha.
光明就变黑暗了 This is where it got dark.
呃 Ugh.
塔莎 那是苹果的内建铃声 Tasha, that's a Apple chime.
这是厂商提供的铃声 不用花钱就有的 That's a factory ringtone. That costs absolutely nothing.
这是你要袒护的男人吗？ That's the guy that you wanna take up for?
给你用标准铃声的男人？ Mr. "Generic Ringtone For My Lady"?
我只是想问问 I'm just asking.
这样跟女人讲话才对 That is how you talk to a woman.
我拿到了阿杰的临时电话号码 I got AJ's cell phone burner number just like that.
就是这样... And, here's the thing...
好 我们什么时候开始这样了？ Okay. When did we start doing that?
玛雅 有何进展？ All right, Maya, what you got?
阿朗索正在追踪爆炸物的线索 My guy Alonso's following a lead on the explosives.
他说爆炸物不是美国的 He said it's definitely not from the States.
我们拿到阿杰的电话 We got a number on AJ.
不 是班拿到了阿杰的电话 No, Ben got a number on AJ.
他女友说他偷了一些钱 His girl say he stole some money,
但不知道是偷谁的钱 but she didn't know from who.
找到他就跟我说 Great. Let me know when you find him.
要喝香槟吗？ 我来一杯 Champagne? Here you go, baby. I'll take that.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
你说“我们”这两个字很困难吗？ Why is it so hard for you to say the word "we"?
你有什么毛病？ 你有什么毛病？ What is wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
你已经把她的电话存下来了？ Is that her number saved to your phone already?
旁边还有一个笑脸？ With a smiley face next to it?
我们走吧 Let's go.
吐着舌头的笑脸？ The smiley face with the tongue sticking out is what you're doing now?
知道塔莎为什么把电话给我们吗？ You know why Tasha gave us the number that we needed, James?
我很会跟人交际 I got the human touch.
我告诉你 你的思路要开阔一点 That's what I'm telling you. You just got to be open.
我告诉你 詹姆士 Okay. And let me tell you something, James,
这个比专注更重要 that is much more important than being focused.
稍停一下 听我说 Just stop for a second, listen to me.
现在开始 我们要这样分工 Here's what we're going to focus on from now on.
我负责和人打交道 不论男女 I'm going to deal with all of the human parts. Male or female.
男人的那个部分也由你负责？ Oh, you wanna deal with all the male human parts?
我没有这样说 你就是这样说的 That's not what I said. That's exactly what you said.
别扭曲我的话 Don't twist my words.
喂？ 我是班巴柏 Hello? Ben Barber speaking.
你怎么有这个号码？ How'd you get this number?
这叫白金级的侦探技巧 阿杰 It's a little something called platinum-level detectiveness, AJ.
电话给我 Give me that phone.
阿杰 你女朋友说了你偷钱的事 AJ, your girlfriend told us about the money you stole.
我没有偷钱 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I didn't steal any money.
心胸要开阔 Be open.
你自首吧 我们要保护你的安全 You need to turn yourself in, man. We need to keep you safe.
我怎么知道你们不是要杀我？ How do I know you weren't in on trying to kill me?
如果我要杀你 你早就死了 If I wanted to smoke you, you'd be dead already.
你要明白 What you need to understand is
你已经惹火上身了 you got some major heat on you.
这把火 你这个小不点可承受不了 The kind of heat that your skinny ass can't take.
我挂上电话 你在24小时内一定会死 I hang up, AJ, you dead in 24 hours.
看看周围吧 我们是你唯一的朋友 Look around, man. We're the only friends you got.
知道吗？我不想跟你谈了 You know what? I'm sick of talking to your ass.
拿去 等等 Here. Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait.
喂？ 喂？ Hello? Hello? Hello?
喂？ 喂？ Hello? Hello.
怎么回事？ 我是班巴柏 What's going on? Ben Barber back on the phone.
好吧 我发简讯告诉你时间地点 只有你能来 不然我就闪 Okay, I'll text you a time and location. Just you, or I bolt.
你刚说了什么？ 有效 不是吗？ What was that? It worked, didn't it?
这个书呆子偷了我的钱 暴露了我的行动 This nerd steals my money, exposes my operation,
他还在外面逍遥？ and he's still walking the streets?
我派了高手去对付他 I put my best guys on him.
最好如此 Oh, you better.
全世界的供应商都受到影响 The livelihood of merchants across the globe depend on it.
我懂 我不觉得你懂 I get it. I don't think you do.
我的事蹟败露 我们曝光了 My pipeline is opening. We are exposed.
杀了他 Kill him.
是的 Yes, sir.
钱怎么样了？ And what about the payment?
有收到还是那个也被偷了？ Did it get through, or did that get stolen, too?
新任委员已经确认收到了 Receipt confirmed by the new commissioner.
你看 终于有一件做对了 看来情况有好转 Oh, look at that. One thing done right. Things are looking up.
你走吧 我迟到了 Now, get out of here. I'm late.
就是这里 Here it is.
往救生员的方向走
记住我说的话 好 All right, remember what I told you. Yeah.
一眼盯着他 一眼看四周 One eye on him and one eye out.
我做不到 你做给我看 I can't do it. You do it. Show me how to do it.
你又不是蜥蜴 Man, you not a lizard.
环顾四周就好了 你得说清楚 Just scan. Well, then you have to say that.
下车 好 Get out. Okay.
我会在旁监听 好 I'll be listening. All right.
我在沙滩上走 I'm walking on the damn beach.
听着 阿杰 我没时间陪你玩 Listen, AJ, I don't have time to play games with you.
你在哪？ 慢慢来 Where are you? Whoa, whoa. Slow your roll, son.
没那么容易 我们要确保安全 It's not that easy. We gotta make sure we're clear.
注意你的口气 我不是来受气的 Watch your tone. I didn't come out here to be sassed by you.
好 走向那个亭子 Okay, walk to the booth.
什么亭子？哪里？ What booth? Where?
另一边 转身 The other way. Turn around.
这个亭子？ 对 就是那里 This booth? Yeah, that booth right there.
好 我正往亭子走 Okay, I'm walking. Going to the booth.
现在呢？我到了 Now what? I'm here.
拿起一罐饮料 Okay, I want you to pick up a can.
拿到了 现在把它放回去 I got it. Now, put it back down.
这是在干嘛？ AJ, what are we doing right now?
我要看看有没有人跟着你 I'm seeing if you're being followed.
那就直说 这样才好理解 直说 Then say that. That makes sense. Say that.
往前走 好 往前走 Just walk. All right, walking.
停 Stop.
脱掉衬衫 Remove your shirt.
我为什么要脱衬衫？ Why am I removing my shirt?
我要确定你身上没有监听器 To make sure you're not wired.
看见了吗？什么也没有 See that? There's no wire.
你的肌肉很发达 Ooh! You are shredded.
钢铁腹肌 Abs of steel.
别跟我玩游戏 走向垃圾桶 Stop playing games. Okay, walk to the trash can.
走向垃圾桶？好 T o the trash can? Going.
好 All right.
现在呢？ Now what?
手伸进垃圾桶 Now reach into the trash can
把最上面的东西拿出来 and take out whatever's on top.
他在翻垃圾吗？ 好了 拿到了 Is he digging in the trash? All right, I got it.
打开 告诉我里面是什么 Okay, open the contents and tell me what it is.
吃了一半的玉米片 It's just some half-eaten nachos
还有酱料、酱汁跟头发 with sauce and guacamole and hair all in it.
好 很好 Good. That's perfect.
把它吃了 Eat it.
抱歉 你说什么？ I'm sorry, what?
把它吃了 Eat it.
不要！我不要吃这个！ No! I'm not eating this!
不吃我就走人 Do it or I walk.
你最好别吃 You better not eat that.
太恶心了 That's just nasty.
好恶喔 That was sick.
不敢相信你真的吃了 I can't believe you actually did that.
那个东西太恶心了 That shit was gross.
阿杰 你马上给我出来 AJ, get your ass out here right now.
阿杰 给你两秒钟 不然就送你去监狱 AJ, you got two seconds to get out here before you go to jail.
我们快走 这里不是说话的地方 We gotta get out of here. This is not the place for this.
那为什么要约在这里？ Then why would you ask me to meet you out here?
我没想清楚 I didn't think it through.
阿杰！ AJ! AJ!
阿杰 有人想杀掉我们 Okay, AJ, somebody is trying to kill all of us.
他们为了找你 把我的车炸了 They blew up my car looking for you,
你要坦诚 告诉我们他们是谁 so you need to come clean and tell us who it is.
我已经全部都告诉你们了 I already told you everything.
有人跟踪我们 Oh, we got company.
低头！ Whoa! Get down!
靠！ Shit!
你要干嘛？ 开始还击！ What are you doing? I'm about to start shooting!
你没在移动的车子上开过枪！ You ain't never shot out of a moving car!
你要开车还是开枪？ You gonna drive or you gonna shoot, James?
挑一个！ 靠！ Pick one! Shit!
交换！ 我过去 Switch! I'm going over.
快！等等！ Hurry! Wait!
你们一定要现在换吗？ You guys are gonna do that now?
停！把你的屁股挪开！ Stop! Get your ass off of me!
詹姆士 把... James, get off...
我好了！ I got it! I got it!
天啊！ Oh, my God!
你干嘛把椅子调到那么后面？ Why you got the damn seat so far back, James?
前面！ 詹姆士！ Front! James!
别朝他们冲过去！ All right, don't head straight at them!
我已经进入状况了 Not right now, James. I'm getting in my mode.
什么状况？ What mode?
黑榔头
你在干嘛？ What the hell are you doing?
班！ Ben!
干！ Fuck!
追上去！ Get back!
他们追来了！ 我知道 They're coming back! I got it.
坐稳了！ Hold on!
在搞什么？ What the hell was that?
什么？ What?
啥 Huh?
那叫开车！ That's called driving!
你在哪里学开车的？ Where you learn how to drive, man?
詹姆士 别管我 让我来 James, just get off my back and let me do me.
回转！ 坐稳了！ Bust a U! Hold on!
甩掉他们！ 我在开车 Lose them! I'm driving, James.
不要给我压力 Right now, I don't need that type of pressure.
让我下车！ 担心我在干嘛吗？ Let me out of here! Worried about what I'm doing?
不然你开枪啊 How about you shoot somebody?
往后！ Lean back!
别在我面前开枪！ Don't shoot across my face like that!
你在打方向灯吗？ Are you signaling?
抱歉！习惯了！ I'm sorry! It's a habit!
他要右转 这太简单了！ He's making a right. This is too easy!
啊 Ahhh!
他叫你别这样！ He told you not to do that!
我有一个想法 Listen, I got a plan.
那就赶快执行！ Well, execute the goddamn plan!
来了！ Here we go!
他又要右转了 大家坐稳了！ He's making another right. Everybody hold on!
靠！他左转了！ Shit! He went left!
好耶！ Yeah!
我是班巴柏 贱货！ I'm Ben Barber, bitch!
游戏结束 Game over.
滚出来 别这样 Get your ass out. Come on, dude!
放开我 你们疯了 Ow! Let me go. You guys are nuts.
我们是在哪里？ Where the hell are we?
安全地点 Safe house.
我们待在这里 直到弄清楚可以相信谁 We staying here till we find out who we can trust.
搞成这样 Really, fellas?
这是谁的房子？ 阿朗索的 我的爆炸物专家 Whose house is this? Alonso's. My explosives guy.
他出去查案了 He's out on a case.
她是谁？ Who the hell is she?
我是迈阿密凶杀组的 I'm Miami homicide.
詹姆士 你把我交给警方 James, if you give me to the cops,
我会用床单上吊的 I will be hanging from a bedsheet.
你以为我在乎吗？ You think I give a damn, AJ?
你偷了谁的钱？谁在追杀我们？ Now, who did you steal from, and who's shooting at us?
我什么都不会说的 是吗？ I ain't telling you shit. Is that right?
波普！安东尼奥波普！ Pope! Antonio Pope!
安静的安... 安东尼奥波普？ A-N-T-O-N-I-O... Antonio Pope?
胡扯 我没有胡扯 That's bullshit. It's not bullshit, all right?
大家都以为波普是守法的商人 Everyone thinks Pope is this legit businessman,
但他不是 but he's so not.
他是个大罪犯 什么都干 毒品、枪枝... He is a huge criminal, into everything. Drugs, guns...
特洛伊就是他在亚特兰大的爪牙 So Troy must be his Atlanta boy.
对！ Yes!
这是一个巨大的行动 That's a big operation.
抓住波普就能抓到特洛伊 Catching Pope would get us Troy for sure.
总而言之 我是他的网路黑手 To sum up, I'm his cyber dark arts guy.
我入侵他竞争对手的电脑 我帮他安装系统 I hack into his competition, I install his systems.
我帮他洗钱 I launder his money.
你刚刚承认了四、五项罪名 You just admitted to about four or five crimes right there.
第五条修正案会保护我 No, it's Fifth Amendment.
几天前 A couple of days ago,
我也许有从他的帐户拿了一些钱 I may have taken some money from his account
放到我的帐户里 and put it into mine.
“有许”？ 什么？ You "may have"? What?
我以为他不会知道 显然他知道 I didn't think he'd notice. Apparently, he did.
玛雅 这是... Maya, what the hell is that...
站住！ Stop right there!
把枪放下！ 你放下！ Drop your gun, man! You put it down!
扔掉！ 等等！ Drop it! Hold on!
阿杰 别再尖叫了！ AJ, stop screaming!
我会射你的脸！ I'll shoot your face!
这是阿朗索 我的爆炸物专家 This is Alonso, my explosives guy.
我才不管！把枪放下！ I don't give a damn! Put it down, now!
收起你的武器 他们是警察 别这样 Alonso, holster your weapon. They're cops. Don't do it, man.
你最好放下！ 把枪放下 You better drop it! Put your gun away.
放下 卡斯楚！ Put it down, Castro!
扔掉！ Drop it!
放下了 好吗？你们也放下 It's down, okay? You put it down.
班 没事了 好 Ben, we're good. All right.
搞什么？ What the hell?
又来了？ 你以前干过这种事？ Again? You've done this before?
我不知道要讲什么 I don't know what to tell you, James!
我太紧张了 我们杀警察了 Okay, I'm on edge. We're cop killers.
我的神经比较紧张 My nerves is bad, man!
我叫你要专注！ 你以为我是故意的吗？ I told you to focus! You think I meant to do it!
我以为他开枪了 I thought he shot.
你没有开枪 所以我开了！ You didn't shoot, so I shot!
天啊！他是僵尸！需要爆头！ Oh, my God! He a zombie! Head shot!
哇哦 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
等等！ Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!
是防弹衣！ It's a vest!
白痴 Idiots.
是防弹衣 It's a vest.
所以我需要一件防弹衣 以防止这种意外 That's why I need a vest, James. Accidents like this.
这两个白痴是谁？ 在我家干嘛？ Who are these two fools, and what are they doing in my house?
他们是亚特兰大的警察 They're the officers from Atlanta.
被炸的是他们的车 老兄 It was their car that exploded. Hey, man.
我是班巴柏 对不起 I'm Ben Barber. I apologize.
老兄 闭嘴 什么？ Hey, man. Cállate la boca. What?
不然我就戳进你的胸口 把你的小心脏揪出来 Or I reach into your chest and snatch out your midget heart.
我是过来道歉的 Okay, I came over here to apologize.
你开枪射我 那我收回 You shot me. Well, I take it back.
带着你的道歉滚蛋！ 好！ Take the sorry with you and leave! Fine!
你们专注一点好吗？ 你有什么发现吗？ Can we just stay focused? Did you find anything out?
车上的爆炸物和引爆器都很罕见 The explosive from the car and the detonator, both rare.
是从中欧来的 Eastern-European, actually.
是该死的波普！ It's freaking Pope!
别胡说了！ Can you stop with that!
等等 玛雅 也许他说得对 Hold on, Maya. He could be telling the truth.
要弄到这种无法追踪的装置 It would take someone with serious reach
确实需要很硬的背景 to locate that kind of untraceable device.
你要帮我弄到强而有力的证据 You're gonna help me get some hard evidence on him.
波普不会放过你的 Pope ain't gonna stop shooting at your ass,
我们是你唯一的选择 so we the only choice you got.
你帮他架电脑 对吧？ You set up his computer, right?
你能入侵他的电脑吗？ So, can you get us into it?
要有人在他家的电脑上 Someone would need to get to his home computer,
下载载货清单 and download the shipping manifests.
波普今晚要在家中举行一场派对 Well, Pope's having a party at his mansion tonight.
保全一定很严谨 Security's gonna be tight.
会有很多国外重要人士到场 There's gonna be a lot of foreign dignitaries there.
没问题 No problem.
我们可以悄悄混进去 We're gonna get in there undetected,
他会告诉我们电脑在哪里 he's gonna let us know where the computer is,
他会指导我们怎么做 and he gonna talk us through.
要怎么悄悄混进去？ How do we get in undetected?
姓名？ Name?
我的名字 My name.
史提芬玛通贝王子 Prince Admiral Steven Matumbe.
奈及利亚领事 Nigerian Consul.
外加两人 Plus two.
我两个仆人 My two servants.
名单上没有你 I don't have you on the list.
查一下重要贵宾名单 Then check the VIP list.
不要直视我的眼睛 And do not look me in my eye.
别看我 Don't look at me.
看着电脑 你找名字 You look at the pad, you read the names.
然后看着我 把眼睛闭上 And you look at me, and you close your eyes.
看着我 不要看着我 Look at me. Don't look at me.
看着我！ Look at me!
那是测验 你没通过 That was a test. You failed.
你不在名单上 You aren't on it.
好 拖延他 All right, stall him, guys.
阿杰在弄了 AJ's on it.
请靠边站 Step aside, por favor.
等一下！ Wait!
这都是你的错 This is all your fault.
我做了我该做的事情 You know I do what I am supposed to do.
我供你吃穿 I clothe you, I feed you,
可是你的无能令我愤怒 and yet your incompetence furiates me.
先生 Sir.
我是你的保镖 不是你的仆人 I'm your bodyguard, not your servant.
我说你是什么 你就是什么！ You are what I say you are!
我的天 Oh, God.
抱歉 先生 Sorry, sir.
你的脸上有一只苍蝇 You got a fly on your face.
哦 Ooh.
这是表示尊重的传统方式 Traditional. A sign of respect.
再试一次 请再看一下名单 Okay, try it now. Check the list one more time.
有了 There it is.
很抱歉 请进去吧 Sorry about that. Head right in.
我会的 I will go.
不对！ No, no, no!
放开我！ 这边 Release me! This way.
我们在哪？我的脸没有感觉了 Where are we? I cannot feel my face.
不客气 And you're welcome.
你好 Hello.
记住 我们采取的是守势 Remember, we're on the defense.
阿杰会用耳机指导你 AJ is on the earpiece.
你只要去下载档案就好了 All you gotta do is download the file.
你信任他去做这件事？ You trust him to do this?
当然不 我们有其他选择吗？ Of course not. Do we have a choice?
别忘了 班能听见你们的对话 First of all, Ben can hear you.
詹姆士 你看！ Oh, James, look at that!
那边有一只巴卡拉钻石海豚 They got a Baccarat diamond dolphin.
他可能还有古驰的马桶呢 Yeah, he probably got a Gucci toilet, too.
我会关心这些吗？专心做事 快走 Do I look like I care? Stay on point. Just walk.
如果他有古驰马桶 我要坐一下 If he got a Gucci toilet, I'm sitting on it.
他在那里 阿杰 你听得到吗？ There he is. AJ, can you hear us?
现在是开胃菜时间吗？ Hey, is this a passed-app event?
我好想吃个馄饨 Because I'd love a wonton or two.
我说的话 就不算种族歧视 It's not racist if I say it.
我们要怎么走？ Where are we going?
首先要去北边的走廊 First, you have to get to the north hallway.
那边可以通往房子的另一端 It leads to the other wing of the house.
我去引开他的注意力 I'm gonna create a distraction.
你们装得自然一点 等待时机 You guys, act casual until you see an opening.
你在干嘛？把手放下 What you doing? Put your hands down.
我在挥手 I'm waving.
执法人员来我的宴会 总是受欢迎的 Law enforcement is always welcome at my functions.
波普先生 你跳舞吗？ So, Mr. Pope, do you dance?
我跳舞吗？ Do I dance?
让你见识见识 You're in for a treat.
你在跳舞吗？ 对 Are you dancing? Yes.
停下来 Well, stop.
可以了 Okay, it worked.
照计划进行 Let's get busy.
他跳得真棒 我不确定... 我们走 He's really good, though. I'm not sure... Let's go.
班 走上楼梯 收到 Okay, Ben, go up the first set of stairs. Roger that.
走到通道的尽头 And, proceed to the end of the hallway.
詹姆士 现在是隐形模式 All right, James, it's stealth mode time.
你知道“隐形模式”是什么意思吗？ Do you even know what "stealth mode" mean?
是从《刺客教条》来的 Yes, it's from Assassin's Creed.
意思就是不能被察觉 It means to be undetectable.
他的办公室大门在左边 The double doors to his office are on the left.
好 Okay.
到了那里就告诉我 好 阿杰 应该就是这里了 Tell me when you're there. All right, AJ, this must be it right here.
阿杰 锁起来了 好 It's locked, AJ. Okay, you know what?
宾客浴室在通道尽头 从那边进去 Guest bathroom is down the hallway. We'll get in from there.
好 走吧 Okay. Let's go, man.
去 我来应付 Go, go, go. I got this.
老兄 Hey, man.
你有看到她吗？ 谁？ Did you see her? See who?
她应该去那边了 I think she went down there.
她说怀了我的小孩 She said she was gonna have my baby.
你不能到上... No, man, you can't be up...
下楼去 Get downstairs.
用楼下的洗手间 下去 Use the bathroom downstairs. Get down there.
走到窗边 打开窗户 Okay, I need you to go over to the window and open it.
好 我看到了 Okay, I see it. I see it. I see it.
好 打开了 Okay. All right, it's open.
爬出去 什么？ Climb out. I'm sorry, what?
我说爬出去 You heard me. I said climb out.
阿杰 这边是二楼 Uh, AJ, I'm two stories up.
已经到这了 认命吧 Look we're here now. So own it.
我们别无选择了 Ain't nobody say nothing to me about
没有人告诉我要从二楼窗户爬出去 getting out of a window two stories up.
班 爬到窗台上去 Ben, get on that damn ledge.
这是二楼 詹姆士！ I'm two stories up, James!
你给我听着 爬上窗台 You heard me! Get on that ledge.
立刻 Now.
真有古驰马桶 詹姆士 They got a Gucci toilet, James.
没事的 班 Come on, Ben.
好 Okay.
两位？ Hey, guys?
我在两盏灯之间 I'm in between two lamps and a hard place.
我要试着抓住 I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna try to reach for it.
好吗？ Okay?
不好！失去平衡了！ No, no! Guys! Lost balance!
天啊！ Oh! God!
蠢蛋... Stupid...
对不起 先生 Excuse me, sir.
您要尝尝羊肉汉堡吗？ Can I offer you a lamb burger?
停住！詹姆士！ Stop! James!
退后！ Get back! Get back!
羊肉汉堡？ 是的 Lamb burger? Yeah.
我还没吃过呢 让我尝尝 I ain't never had one of them. Let me see.
詹姆士！救命！ Help! James!
我的妈呀！ Oh, my God!
有西班牙风味 这是什么起司？ This has got a Spanish kick to it. What kind of cheese is that?
曼彻格起司 曼彻格？ Manchego cheese. Manchego?
走开！ Leave me alone!
救命！ Help!
这不是你做的吧？ You didn't cook these, did you?
给我滚回去！ Get your ass back!
班 怎么回事？ Ben, what's going on?
回去！鳄鱼咬住我的脚了！ Get back! Gator got my foot!
滚开！放开我的脚！ Get off! Get off my ankle!
放开我！ Leave me alone!
我不想要这样死掉！ I don't wanna die like this!
随便啦！鞋子你留着吧！ I don't care! You can keep it!
班 你没事吧？ Hey, Ben, you okay?
你没事吧？请确认 Are you, okay? Confirm.
给我闭嘴 阿杰！ Shut the hell up, AJ!
为何不说他有养鳄鱼？ You couldn't tell me that he had a alligator?
我忘了 我不会骗你的 Well, I dropped the ball on that. I won't lie to you.
一条鳄鱼！ A alligator!
马克思咬到你了吗？ Did Marcus bite you?
我能陪你喝一杯吗？ Can I offer you a drink?
不用了 Oh... No.
等等 玛雅 我需要更多时间！ 鳄鱼抢走我的鞋子了 Wait. Maya, I need more time! A gator got my shoe.
好的 我其实蛮想喝一杯的 Yes. Yes, I would actually love to have a drink.
太好了 Fantastic.
龙舌兰酒可以吗？ 好 Do you like tequila? Yeah.
出了什么事？ All right. What's going on?
等一下 詹姆士 Hold on, James.
好 Okay.
阿杰 我现在要进去办公室了 Okay, AJ, I'm headed in the office right now.
等等！ 怎么了？ Wait, wait! What? What?
这里也有鳄鱼吗？ He got a alligator in here?
没有 这边开始没有鳄鱼了 No. It's gator-free from here on out.
这边有声响警报系统 There's an audio alarm system.
你怎么不早说？ Well, when were you gonna tell me that?
你不觉得那是我该知道的吗？ You don't think that's need-to-know information, AJ?
没有人不犯错的 安静地走到办公桌就是了 No one's perfect! All right, just get to the desk quietly.
别玩了 严肃一点 好 Stop playing. This is serious. Okay.
我现在走向办公桌 Going to the desk now.
有一只黑豹 Oh! He got a black panther!
老天！ Jesus!
班 小声一点！ Quietly, Ben!
警报系统在波普的办公室侦测到声音 The alarm system is picking up some audio in Pope's office.
去看一下 收到 Check it out. Copy.
詹姆士？班触动了警报系统 James? Ben set off the alarm.
你要出面救援 You're gonna have to run interference.
东侧走廊 他正朝你走过来 East hallway. He's traveling towards you.
好的 Okay. Okay.
绣球花 Hydrangeas.
这里有绣球花 He's got hydrangeas.
好 阿杰 Okay, AJ.
我在电脑前了 告诉我该怎么做 I'm at the computer. Guide me through it.
有一个七位数的密码 Okay, there's a seven-digit code
他自己输入的 所以我不知道 that he inputted himself, so I don't know it.
但我用我的私人密码也可以 But I use my own personal code on there, as well.
因为 有何不可？ Because, you know, why not?
你真是一个罪犯 密码是什么？ You really are a criminal, aren't you, AJ? What's the code?
左括号 O Open bracket, O,
右括号 空格 closed bracket, space,
左括号 O 右括号 open bracket, O, closed bracket.
等一下 这是... Wait a minute. Wait, are they...
奶头 没错 Titties, yep.
下一步呢？ What now, AJ?
插入随身碟 打开里面的文件 Now, plug in that flash drive I gave you and open the file on it.
好的 没问题 All right, I got it.
剩下的它会自己搞定 The rest takes care of itself.
谢谢你 亲爱的 我的荣幸 Thank you, my darling. My pleasure.
这个龙舌兰酒很稀有吗？ So tell me about this tequila. Is it rare?
世界上最稀有的之一 根本买不到 One of the rarest on the market. Impossible to purchase.
干杯 Salud.
马上就好了 Okay, moments away, guys.
你们要快一点 Look, you guys need to hurry up.
我不能整晚在这边打人 I ain't gonna keep knocking people out all night.
好 完成了 Okay, it's done.
你知道... 玛雅 我们得走了 Did you know... Maya, let's roll.
我要走了 Oh, I gotta go.
嗯 Mmm.
谢谢你 我的手 Thank you. Okay. My hand.
我得走了 I gotta go.
拍个手 High five.
拿去 Here you go.
这可算是最糟糕的一天了 This has got to be one of the worst goddamn days.
到处是鳄鱼、绣球花、刀剑 Alligators, hydrangeas, swords all over the place.
你的鞋子呢？ Where your shoe?
说来话长 詹姆士 It's a long story, James.
这家伙有养鳄鱼 The man got a damn alligator.
你看起来很可笑！ You look silly!
这样会好一点吗？ This look better, James? Huh?
现在有好一点吗？ Is that better, now?
你们弄到了吗？ Hey, guys, did you get it?
是的 我是专业的！ Yes. I'm a professional!
好 我们走 Okay, we gotta go.
警官们 Officers.
很有趣的打扮 Interesting look.
很有趣的房子 在我的国家... Interesting home. In my country...
别演了 好 Cut the act. Yes.
派对在这边 The party is this way.
请跟我来 好 I insist. Okay.
喝一杯 Have a drink.
人头马？廊酒？ Rémy? Dom?
从秘鲁来的 I got this shit from Peru.
在美国是非法的 它能让你整晚兴致高涨 Illegal in the States, but it can keep you up all night.
懂吗？ If you know what I mean.
不用 No.
我们不渴 We're not thirsty.
我不渴 I'm not thirsty.
你看 还没下课呢 Look at that. Class is still in session.
嗯？ Hmm?
你什么时候才要让班自己犯错呢？ 詹姆士 When are you going to let Ben make his own mistakes, James?
没错 我知道你们的名字 Yes, that's right. I know your names.
是不是很吃惊？ Does that surprise you?
更大的问题是 Perhaps the bigger question is,
为何亚特兰大警方 要来搅乱我的派对？ why are the Atlanta police crashing my party?
我们认为你可能有被窃盗 Well, we thought that you might have a problem with theft.
既然你提起了 Now that you mention it, I did have
我前几天是有款项被盗 an embezzlement issue this week.
不过我没报警啊 Don't remember reporting it, though.
我猜你们找到小偷了 I'm guessing that you found the culprit.
嗯？ Hmm?
你这个混蛋 Oh, you douchebag.
我想你们知道是谁偷的 I think you know who took from me.
如果我不能即时得到答覆 And if I don't get some answers soon,
我在亚特兰大市府的几个朋友 a few of my city official friends in Atlanta
就会不高兴 won't be too happy to learn
因为他们会知道他们的一位捐款者 that one of their benefactors is being harassed.
居然在家被骚扰 In his own home, no less.
你要举发我们吗？ What, you gonna snitch on us?
我以为我们在乎吗？ Do you think we care?
当然 你们其中一位 也许只会受到警告 It is true that one of you might just receive a reprimand.
但是那个还在试用期的怎么办？ But what if one of you is still on his probationary period?
那位警官可能会被刷掉 That particular officer, he could be eliminated.
就像这样 等等 Just like that. Wait, wait, wait.
我们不必毁了某人的职业 I don't think we need to ruin anybody's careers here.
特别是现在 Especially with the unemployment rate
黑人的失业率这么高 being so high amongst blacks now.
冷静一点 Tranquilo.
对不起 你说什么？ I'm sorry, what?
我只知道我是受害者 一名骇客偷了我的钱 Listen, all I know is that I'm a victim of a hacker who stole from me.
我甚至不想让他被逮捕 I don't even want to have him arrested.
我只想知道他怎么闯入的 I just want to figure out how he got in,
这样我就可以防止再发生 so I can prevent it from happening again.
我担心我的基金会可能会受到威胁 I'm worried that my charities are vulnerable.
如果你们不是来帮忙的 So, if you are not here to help,
为何要来？ why did you come?
我听说你有一个古驰马桶 I heard you had a Gucci toilet.
就谈到这里吧 I think we're done here.
我的人会带你们出去 My men will show you out.
下次你们想参加我的派对 And the next time you want to come
说一声就行了 to one of my parties, just ask.
你的派对太烂了 Your parties suck.
哪里出错了？ What went wrong?
我给他们吃东西 Now, I'm feeding these people sliders,
还要跟他们说那些 我不想说的话？ and having conversations I don't want to be having?
放心 我不会对你开枪 Take it easy. I'm not going to shoot you.
我只是用它来支持我说的话 This is just a prop to make my point.
我们现在是跨国集团了 We are multi-national now.
任何错误都会导致巨大损失 Any mistakes will be way too costly.
嗯？ Hmm?
我不要再有讨厌的对话 No more annoying conversations.
不要再听到藉口 No more excuses.
把自己的工作做好就是了 Just get the job done.
抱歉 安东尼奥 Sorry, Antonio.
一定要杀了他们 Definitely kill them.
我只是不想让血溅到我的裤子上 I just don't want to get blood on my pants.
正在恢复文件
他试图删除关于他的 太阳能计划的一段对话 Okay, I found a discussion he tried to erase on his big solar project.
看来波普命令他的手下 Looks like Pope orders his guy
从清单中删除了一批货运 to delete certain shipments from the manifest.
但他特别要求那个人 But he specifically tells that guy
不要碰其他的货运 to leave other shipments alone.
他为什么要把 太阳能板的发货藏起来？ Why would he wanna hide shipments of solar panels?
因为那些不是太阳能板 Because it's not solar panels.
这批隐密的货运中 有一批明天会到 He's got one of them hidden shipments arriving tomorrow.
我们要查看这批货到底是什么 We need to find out what's in that shipment.
等等 Wait.
你说的是那个意思吗？ Does that mean what I think it means?
我们正在监视中！ We are on a stakeout!
长久以来梦想中的成就 就要实现了 Long-time dream achievement, unlocked.
我想这一次我真的证明了自己 You know, I think I really proved myself this trip.
我保证那辆卡车里 一定装满了毒品 And, I guarantee you, James, that truck gonna be full of drugs.
好吧 慢慢来 All right, man, slow down.
如果港务委员不合作 一定会有麻烦 If the Port Commissioner wasn't cooperating, it could be a problem.
可能会有杀机 One to kill for.
他想要合作 但是波普仍然杀了他 He tried to cooperate, but Pope still killed him anyway.
你怎么知道？ 我当时在他船上 How do you know that? I was there, on Pope's yacht.
我告诉你把所知的都跟我讲 When I told you to tell me everything you know,
你怎么不讲？ why you didn't tell me everything you knew?
我什么也没看到 I didn't see anything, all right?
我在监听他的电话 I was listening in on his phone.
那就别再说那些听来的东西了 Well, then, shut up with all that hearsay.
在法庭上是不被接受的 It's not admissible in court.
《星际大战》最初的三部曲 Star Wars, the original trilogy.
说出名字并打分数 开始 Name them and rank them, let's go.
《星际大战五部曲：帝国大反击》 Episode Five, Empire Strikes Back.
《星际大战四部曲：曙光乍现》《星际大战六部曲：绝地大反攻》 Episode Four, New Hope. Episode Six, Jedi. Boom.
《帝国大反击》？ Empire Strikes Back?
怎么了？ What?
《绝地大反攻》 我不知道 Return of the Jedi, I don't know.
绝地！我的天啊 那些侏儒？ Jedi! Oh, my God. Those Ewoks?
他们才是《星际大战》最精彩的 The Ewoks are what made Star Wars.
他们很讨人厌 不 They're so annoying. No, no.
詹姆士？ 玛雅？ James? James? Maya? Maya?
詹姆士 玛雅 James, real quick. Maya.
詹姆士？ 玛雅 James? James? Maya? Maya?
鲨鱼和老鹰 你想成为哪一个？ If you could be a shark or a eagle, which one would you be?
鲨鱼！ 鲨鱼有太多缺点了 Shark! You got so many disadvantages being a shark.
老鹰能飞！ If you're an eagle, you're flying!
我看过一只老鹰抓走婴儿 不会吧！ I saw a eagle take this lady baby one time. No!
大个小子 他是不是有点被过度看重了 Biggie Smalls. Is he slightly overrated?
他称不上混音大师 He's no Sir Mix-a-Lot.
什么？ What?
玛雅？ 玛雅？ Maya? Maya? Maya? Maya?
詹姆士？ 詹姆士？ James? James? James?
闭嘴！ 闭嘴！ Shut up! Shut up!
可恶 Damn.
他们胆子不小 They got some nerve.
他从不闭嘴 他总得呼吸吧 He never stops talking. He's got to be able to breathe.
相信我 我懂 Yep. Trust me, I know.
从他嘴里说出来的 Nine out of 10 things out that dude mouth
十个有九个是疯话、傻话或无厘头 is either crazy, irrational, or silly.
但剩下的那一个呢... But that 10th thing...
那一个就不只是疯话了 Tenth thing goes beyond crazy, you know,
偶尔会有天才的言论 into a, like, accidental genius realm.
我问你 I'm gonna ask you something.
既然你这么想 If you really feel that way,
为何还要对他那么严厉？ why are you so tough on that guy?
他只想当一名警探 All he wants is to be a detective.
等我们回去时 他一定会失望的 所以... He's setting himself up for a disappointment when we get back, so...
卡车！詹姆士！ Trucks! James! Oh!
我看到卡车了！ 卡车过来了！ I see the trucks! The trucks are coming, look!
给我看 Give it to me.
阿杰 准备查货柜的编号 跟港口的清单比对一下 AJ, get ready to check the container numbers against the Port's manifest.
明白 Copy that.
好 他们要去哪？ All right, where are we going? Where are we going?
就是这辆 编号是什么？ This is the one. Right here. What's the number?
4–5–5–2–3–4–5–B 4-5-5-2-3-4-5-B.
这个编号不存在 是假的 That number does not exist. It's a ghost.
找到了 Jackpot.
就是那一台 There you go.
收到 我们在港口大桥向西 Copy that. We're heading west on Port Bridge.
派所有单位在出港方向拦堵 Bring all units on outbound lanes
在比斯坎设置路障 and set up a blockade at Biscayne.
迈阿密警察局空中一号 This is MDPD Air One.
跟踪西向886... En route following westbound 886...
准备 Okay, here we go.
把手举起来！ Hands! Hands up!
把手举起来！ 手举起来！ Get your hands up! Get them hands up!
手举起来！ 班 去开门 Put your hands up! Ben, get the door!
出来！ Out the cab, Slim!
快点！转过去！ Hurry up! Turn around!
你们知道这是谁的卡车吗？ You know who this truck belong to?
现在是我的了 Yeah, it belong to me.
我们的！ Us!
这是我们兄弟 It's our first bust!
第一次的逮捕 As the brothers-in-law.
去后面 好 我马上去 Get to the back. Right. I'm on it.
打开！ Open it up!
班 告诉我 我们抓到了什么？ All right, Ben, let me know what we got, partner.
是我的生日礼物吗？ Is it my birthday?
不是！ No!
好 那一定是圣诞礼物！ Okay, it must be Christmas!
到底是什么？ What we got?
警局将被控扰民 Department's about to get sued for harassment.
我还要向新任港务委员解释 And, I get to explain to the new Port Commissioner,
为何我们在他的地盘上撒野！ why we've made a mess of his front yard!
我们有很好的情资 We had good intel.
这批货是没有注册的 It was an unregistered, off-the-books shipment.
这只是作业上的疏失 It was a clerical error.
我真的不明白 I really don't understand
我要怎么做才能在这个 what I gotta do to get off
黑名单上被除名 whatever shit list I seem to be on, here.
波普先生 容许我道歉 Mr. Pope, let me apologize.
我不懂 See, I don't get it.
我想做好人 我想要相安无事 I've tried to be nice. I've tried to be cool.
你们三个搞砸我的派对 我有控告你们吗？没有 Did I press charges when you three crashed my party? No.
但现在... But, now...
我很生气 See, now, I'm pissed.
我需要保护我的名誉 I have a reputation to protect.
说起来也许不好听 This is gonna come out weird,
但我非常有钱 but I'm really, really rich.
我赚进大把钞票 I mean, I make sick money.
你们知道那些钱可替我带来什么吗？ And, do you know what that money buys me?
嗯 Hmm?
门路 Access.
所以你们可以想像 So, you can imagine
我已经 that I have already begun to make calls
向你们的上层报告了 up the chain of command.
詹姆士 看来你的培训工作 已经正式结束了 So, James, it looks to me like your training day is officially over.
祝你们今后的工作顺利 But hey, good luck on your future careers,
不管是什么工作 or whatever.
警长！ Captain!
我可以跟你谈谈吗？ Can I have a word?
你跟我来 You, come with me.
你帮我向新任委员解释一下 这场闹剧 You can help me explain this mess to the new commissioner.
靠 Shit.
哦 Ouch.
真是糟糕 That went really badly.
很难想像 It's kind of hard to think of any outcome
还有什么结果比这更糟糕的 that's gonna be worse than that, right there.
更糟糕的来了 It's about to get worse.
喂？ Hello?
轻而易举吗？我想你已经体无完肤了 Milk run, huh? I'm gonna assume you've been chewed out already,
所以我就不废话了 so I'm gonna save my voice.
詹姆士 你面临的是长期停职 James, we're talking about a lengthy suspension.
班 你还在试用期 Ben, you're still probationary,
所以别无选择 so there's really no choice.
等等 布鲁克副警长 等一下 Wait, Lieutenant Brooks. Hold on, now.
将会有一场听证会 但只是形式 There'll be a hearing, but it's just a formality.
你的警察生涯结束了 You're done as a cop, Ben.
彻底结束了？ Like "done," done?
副警长 你不想听我的说法吗？ Lieutenant, you don't wanna hear my side of the story?
不用！快点给我回来！ No! Just get your asses back here!
拜托 不要这样 Please, don't do this.
你自找的！你和詹姆士！ You did this! You and James!
副警长！ Lieutenant!
给你 Here, man.
我们究竟哪里没想到呢？ What the hell did we miss?
我知道这批货不过是 毒品的掩护 I know that shipment ain't nothing but a front to move coke.
但货柜是空的 Yeah, but the containers was empty, James.
或许货柜是用古柯碱做的 Maybe the container was made of coke.
先说到此吧 I'll put a pin in that.
我要马上去厕所 I gotta use the bathroom so bad.
是安琪 This is Ang.
你好吗？宝贝 Hey, what's up, babe?
班 我需要你马上回来 安琪拉 Ben, I need you here now. Angela?
柯莉快把我逼疯了 Cori is driving me crazy.
你说两天就回来了 我知道 You said two days. I know.
我周六就要结婚了 我希望那个人是你 Hey, I'm marrying someone on Saturday. I'd prefer it to be you.
整件事情全搞砸了 Look, the whole thing just went pear-shaped.
我们的尝试失败了 安琪拉 We took a swing and we missed bad, Ang.
非常失败 We missed real bad.
我很遗憾 I am so sorry.
但是不论事情有多糟 But, no matter how bad it went,
我对你依然有信心 I still have faith in you.
我很感激 但是你... I appreciate that, babe, but you got...
我对你永远有信心 And, I always will.
我们可以度过一切困难 We can get through anything.
一起 Together.
我要你知道 我爱你 I just want you to know that I love you.
我非常爱你 I love you so much.
我爱你 Love you.
我本来想告诉她我丢了工作 I was about to tell her I lost my job,
但后来想 but then I started thinking like,
“回家再说吧 因为...” "No, just wait till you get home, because..."
你们 Hey, guys.
我在想港务委员的替换 I was just thinking about the Port Commissioner's replacement.
他怎么会在波普之后 立刻出现在桥上呢？ It's weird how he showed up on the bridge right after Pope.
你是说？ So?
如果不能控制继任者 You don't kill the Port Commissioner
不必杀了前任 if you don't control the replacement.
有道理 很有道理 Makes sense. That makes a lot of sense.
音乐盒好了 Jukebox is ready.
播放的是你爱的泰勒丝 Got that Taylor Swift song you wanted, player.
如果努涅兹有份的话 Look, if Nuñez is in on it,
那们波普正在将非法货物运出港口 that means Pope is moving contraband through the port.
努涅兹？查理努涅兹？ Nuñez? Charlie Nuñez?
那个名字是波普电脑里 受款人名单的其中一个 That was one of the names on Pope's payroll report on his computer.
这很重要吗？ Was that important?
那个混蛋耍了我们 Asshole played us.
他在电脑里编造资料 He planted the info on his computer,
让我们找到那个货柜 让我们证明他是清白的 let us find that container, got us to prove his innocence,
这样其他货柜就能溜走 so that the other containers could skate through.
混蛋 下一批货何时来 阿杰？ Son of a bitch. When is the next shipment, AJ?
本周每天早晨都有一批 One every morning this week.
我们一定要早晨出击 我们去做吧！ We gotta hit him in the morning, then. Let's do it!
我们去做！ 走吧 Let's do it! Let's go.
我早该想到的 我跟你谈一下 I should have put that together. Can I talk to you?
好 詹姆士？ Okay. James?
我知道那些货柜 Look, I knew about the containers,
但我没有进一步去想 but my thing is, I didn't think further than that.
这是我的错 And, that's where I went wrong.
班 我想... 不用了 Look, Ben, I just want to... Stop, stop.
不用说了 我知道你要说什么 You don't have to say it. I already know what you're gonna say.
我把你带到这里来 Listen, man, I just brought you over here
就是要告诉你 你不能去 to tell you, you're not going.
你再说什么？ What are you talking about?
我当要去 你不能去 I am going. No, you're not.
我要去 你不能去 Yes, I am, James. No, you're not.
你刚刚被踢出警界了 You just got kicked off the force.
听我说 詹姆士 You know what, James?
我在这里拼命 I've been out here putting my life on the line,
就是要向你证明我能当警探 to prove to you that I can be a detective.
我不知道你是么想的 但这是我想要... I don't know what your real problem is, James, but this is what I wanna...
听着！ Listen!
你马上要和我妹妹结婚了 You getting married to my sister, all right?
如果事情搞砸了 你可能会坐牢 This thing goes wrong, you can end up in jail.
或更糟 Or worse.
你可能会死 You can end up dead.
这... What... Oh.
抱歉 班 这是为你好 I'm sorry, Ben, but this is for your own good.
他们不让我们靠近港口1.5公里 Okay, look, they're not gonna let us within a mile of the port.
我们得乘船北上 We gotta take a boat and head north.
你有船？ 詹姆士！嘿 等等！ You got a boat? James! Hey, stop!
詹姆士！ James!
我会把经过告诉你的 I'll tell you how it goes.
阿杰！ AJ, AJ, AJ, AJ!
阿杰！ AJ!
我们最好的办法 就是在黎明时乘船渡过海湾 Look, our best bet is to take a boat across the bay at dawn.
你的队长允许你 So your captain just let you take out
随时用车、用船？ cars and boats whenever you want to?
我不知道 我没问他 I don't know. I don't ask him.
拜托 Come on.
别开枪！ Hey, don't shoot me, man!
没人要射你 让我看看你的手！ Ain't nobody gonna shoot you. Show me your hands!
行了！起来吧 我需要帮助 Man, stop it! Come on, get up. I need your help.
帮什么？ For what?
阿杰 我们上去后 你找个地方躲起来 All right, AJ. When we get up here, I need you to hide.
好 Okay.
你要怎么做？ What do you wanna do?
割断他的脚筋 让他变残废？ Slice his hamstrings, take him down?
哇哦 Wow.
这太夸张了吧 That's a bit aggressive.
我想还有别的办法 I think there's a different way we could do this.
老兄 你知道南滩在哪吗？ Hey, man, do you know where South Beach is?
我的卫星定位不能... 'Cause my GPS ain't working worth a...
这招太棒了 That is pretty impressive.
想试试吗？ 我抓这里可以吗？ Wanna give it a try? Can I get him under here?
对 转过去 Yeah, now twist.
懂吧？ 对 Right? Oh! Yeah.
我一定要用这招对付班 You know, I gotta do this on Ben.
我们在亚特兰大是这样做的 Let me show you how we do it in the A, though.
这一招也管用 Yeah. Well, that works, too.
抓到了 We got him.
派一辆车去把波普抓起来 Send a car over to pick up Pope's ass.
我已经来了 I'm already here.
不许动！ Freeze!
事实上 到处都是我的人 As a matter of fact, I'm everywhere.
天啊！你吓死我了 Psst! God! You scared the shit out of me.
你怎么跑出来的？ 这个你别管 Hey, how'd you get out of... Don't worry about it.
詹姆士和玛雅呢？ Where's James and Maya at?
在那边检查货柜 Checking a container somewhere over there.
货柜场 The container yard.
经典的终极一战 This is classic boss level.
货柜场总是有事情发生 Something always goes down in the container yard.
不只是古柯碱 And it's not just cocaine.
我打通了一条私货高速公路 I'm opening a contraband super highway.
枪枝、毒品、鲸鱼肉都有 Guns, drugs, freaking whale meat. Whatever.
甚至还有一只侏儒长颈鹿在里面 I think there's even a pygmy giraffe in one of these.
很好玩 Fun.
我必须亲自来看看 I had to come down to see it for myself.
没想到却发现了你们 And, look what I find.
波普抓到他们了 Shit, Pope's got them.
你躲在这里 我有个主意 You stay here. I got an idea.
你看来很泄气 You look discouraged.
我真替你们惋惜 I feel bad for you guys.
就像我外甥输了一场足球赛 It's like when my nephew loses a soccer game. I wanna...
我想给你一个拥抱 外加一瓶果汁 I wanna give you a hug and a Capri Sun.
但我更为这些人难过 But I feel worse for these guys.
因为他们不得不杀掉两名警察 I mean, they have to kill two rogue cops
他们误以为你们是恐怖份子呢 who they mistook for terrorists.
不好玩 他们一辈子都要活在这个阴影下 Uncool. They have to live with that.
我有一个更好的主意 I have a better idea.
不如让职业高手来处理吧 How about having a professional take care of it, hmm?
贱货 班巴柏来了！ Ben Barber, bitches!
挺住 詹姆士 我可以的！ Hold up, James! Now, I got it!
耶！ Yeah!
是我做的吗？ Did I do that?
靠！ Oh, shit!
糟糕！ Oh, shit!
救命！ Help!
后援！我需要后援！ Backup! I need backup!
救命！ Help! Help!
嘿！武器专家！ Hey! Hurt Locker!
天啊！ Oh, God!
玛雅 趴下！ Maya, down!
不客气 走吧 You're welcome. Let's go.
你真是个讨厌鬼 You have been a real nuisance.
我发誓 我是双面间谍 I swear, I'm a double-secret-spy.
我自愿渗入警界 I volunteered to infiltrate myself in the crew.
靠 Shit.
对不起！我再也不敢了 Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
看！ Look!
我们来了！ Here we go!
靠！ Oh, shit!
拜托 班！ Come on, Ben!
你跑不掉了 Oh, I got you now.
接招 波普！ Take this, Pope!
波普！ All right, Pope!
结束了！ It's over!
把你的手伸出来！ Let me see them hands!
出来！ Out the cab, now!
波普 出来！我会... Get out, Pope! I will...
没人！ It's clear! Oye, chicos.
你们在找什么吗？ Are you looking for something?
把枪放下 Put the gun down, please.
马上放下武器！ Put down your weapons, now!
现在我就不用告诉你们 Now, this is the part where I needlessly
你们都要死了 tell you that you are going to die. Blah, blah, blah.
当然 你们已经知道了 But, of course, you already know that.
谁要先走一步？ So, which one of you would like to go first, hmm?
詹姆士 从你开始吧 James, let's start with you.
班！ Ben!
你为什么要那么做？ Why'd you do that, man?
你总是学《刺客教条》 和《决胜时刻》的招式 You're always trying some Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty stuff.
你有防弹衣 Got on a vest.
你穿了防弹衣？ You got on a vest?
看见了吗？ See that?
我们互相保护 詹姆士 We protect each other, James.
这很难说 I don't know about that.
你毕竟穿了防弹衣 我知道 Technically, you got a vest on. I know.
我绝对救了你一命 I definitely saved your life, man.
别太夸张 Don't go too far, now.
他可能会打爆我的头 He could've shot me in the damn head, James.
但他没有！ He didn't!
玛雅 我是不是救了他？ 也许有一点 Maya, did I save his life? Maybe a little.
谢谢 Thank you.
詹姆士！ James!
没事了 It's clear!
知道吗？ You know what?
这次你也许真的救了我一命 You might have saved my life that time.
我要告诉安琪拉 I'm telling Angela.
起来走走就没事了 Come on, walk it off.
我没办法走 I can't walk.
在上面抹一些土 Rub some dirt on it.
我才不要在弹孔上抹土！ I'm not puttin' no dirt on no bullet holes!
老兄 我们是姻亲兄弟！ 再也不是了 Hey, man, we the brothers-in-law! Not anymore.
这事吹了 Offer is off the table.
哪有大舅子这样对我的 No brother-in-law of mine would do that to me.
你差点要了我的命 You tried to kill me.
你们三天内扳倒了一个毒贩 还有一个贪腐的官员 You took down a drug-dealer and a crooked politician in three days.
我很钦佩 我知道 I'm impressed. I know.
亚特兰大警察都是这样 That's how we do it in Atlanta, Cap.
合作愉快 It's a pleasure.
谢谢你 队长 Thanks, Captain.
谢谢你的协助 队长 Thanks for everything, Cap.
祝你们好运 Good luck, guys.
我们八个小时内要赶回去 Okay, look, we got eight hours to make it back.
只有坐飞机才能赶得上 James, the only way we're going to make it back is by plane.
我看起来像一只鸟吗？ Do I look like a bird?
闭嘴 我是说真的 James, stop, man, I'm serious.
只有坐飞机才能赶得上 That's the only way we're going to make it back.
我不坐飞机 I don't fly.
这是我的婚礼 This is my wedding, James.
嘿！ Hey!
你们打算一声不吭就走了？ After all that, you guys were gonna leave without saying anything?
我们在讨论要怎么回去 Nah, we was actually trying to figure out how we was gonna get back.
我想到了 Figured that.
我给你们准备了一样东西 So I got you something.
这是波普的车 It's one of Pope's cars.
天啊！ Oh, my God!
钥匙给我 Oh! Let me have it.
詹姆士！ 太棒了 James! It's nice.
把它开回来 别带着弹孔 天啊 Bring it back with no bullet holes. Oh, man!
詹姆士！你一定要带她参加婚礼！ James! You gotta make her your "plus one," James!
问她这要怎么开 我没看到把手 Ask her how to open it. I don't see the handle.
你一定要让我开 You've got to let me drive this!
那么... 可以 So, um... Sure.
啥 Huh?
你是要邀请我去参加婚礼吧？ You were inviting me to the wedding, right?
我想是的 I guess so.
我回答得太快了吧？ 我说“可以”的时候？ I answered too quick, didn't I? When I said, "Sure"?
没关系 It's okay.
我在等你...但我以为你... I was waiting for you to... But I thought that you...
对不起 Um... Sorry.
再见 See you later.
詹姆士 什么事？ James. What?
要怎么...我一定要开 How do I... Hey, I gotta drive this.
你不必开门了 钥匙给我 You don't need to open it. Give me the key.
不 我要开 钥匙给我 No, I'mma drive. Give me the key.
不 我要开 别闹了 No, James, I'mma drive. Don't play with me.
这次我开 把钥匙给我 I'mma drive this time. Ben, give me that damn key.
我不要 给我 James, I'm not gonna do this. Gimme that.
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious right now?
把钥匙给我！ 不要 Give me the damn key! No.
放开我！玛雅 叫警察！ Get off! Get off! Maya, call the cops!
詹姆士 你等一下 等我进去 No, James, you better wait. Wait till I get in.
玛雅 这辆车太棒了！ 婚礼上见！ Maya, this is great! Hey, I'll see you at the wedding!
我来了 安琪拉！ Here I come, Angela!
耶！ Yeah!
女士先生们 向你们介绍 黑榔头先生和黑榔头太太 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Black Hammer.
黑榔头！ Black Hammer!
詹姆士 过来 James, come here.
我是你的妹夫 I'm your brother, in law.
我结婚了！ I did it!
我爱你 我爱你 I love you. I love you.
柯莉 我想说声谢谢你 Hey, uh, Cori, I just wanted to say thank you.
你的设计太棒了 You did a really amazing job...
我的什么？ I did a what?
你的设计太棒了 You did an amazing job.
这还用你说 Yeah, you don't have to tell me that.
你以为我做不到 And the fact that you think I couldn't do it,
让我真的好想揍你一顿 makes me want to hit you in your sack.
什么？ 算了 What? Do you know what?
大喜之日 好好享受吧 It's your day. Enjoy it.
哪里可以... Now where can you...
朗姆酒不够了 多来点朗姆酒 We're low on run, we should go on a rum.
阿杰 你来干嘛？ 我没有邀请你 AJ, what are you doing? I didn't even invite you, man.
我自己去拿 Okay, I'll get it myself.
宽扎节快乐！班 我为你感到难过 Happy Kwanzaa, Ben. Sorry for your loss.
猪头 钥匙借我！ Assface, let me borrow your keys!
这是婚礼 阿杰 没有人死掉 It's a wedding, AJ. Ain't nobody die.
谢谢你 宝贝 Thank you, babe.
好了 各位 Stop, guys.
我应该早点跟你说的 Look, I should have told you earlier, but I didn't.
很高兴你来参加婚礼 I'm glad you decided to finally join us.
你今天很漂亮 You look really nice today.
很潇洒 Like, handsome.
班 没关系 Ben. No, it's okay.
这是称赞 接受吧 不能算是称赞 It's a compliment, just take it. Not really a compliment.
你必须要接受 All right. You need to accept it,
因为他不会说什么称赞的话 because you're not gonna get many from him.
詹姆士 我要和太太驾船而去了 James, about to get on the boat and drive off with my wife.
好 Yep.
如果你想对我说些好听的 现在正是时候 You wanna say anything nice to me, this would be the time.
哦 Oh.
拜 Bye.
你不想说点什么吗？ 拜拜 You wanna say something? Goodbye.
詹姆士想要举杯祝贺！来吧！ James wants to make a toast! Go ahead!
祝贺！ 祝贺！你自己说的 Toast! Toast! Toast! Toast! You said it.
快点 大个子 Come on, big guy.
祝贺！ 祝贺！ Toast. Toast.
敬班 To Ben.
你用火烧过我 用刀刺过我... You've set me on fire, stabbed me...
用刀刺他？ 那是意外 You stabbed him? Was a accident.
把我的两辆车都炸飞了 Got two of my cars blown up.
差点要了我的命 And, uh, almost got me killed
次数我都数不清了 more times than I can count.
通常我会把他扔到水里去 Now, usually, I'd toss him off the dock,
但在这里 but in this case,
我不能这样做 I can't do that.
因为你救了我一命 Because, dude, you saved my life,
我的妹妹也从没这么高兴过 made my sister happier than I've ever seen her.
别在这里说这些 詹姆士 Don't you do this to me, James. Not here.
而且用一种不寻常的方式 让我成为一个更好的人 更好的警察 And, in a crazy kinda way, made me a better person and a better cop.
忍住 班 Fight it, Ben.
敬我的妹夫 To my brother-in-law.
我的家人 Family.
你终于说出“家人”了 You finally said "family," James.
敬班和安琪拉一杯 To Ben and Angela.
班和安琪拉！ Ben and Angela!
你今天不一样 You are something else, buddy.
走吧 安琪 Come on, Ang.
准备好了吗？ You ready?
好了 Yes!
听到了吗？ 听到了 Whoo! You hear that? I hear it.
好像是le tigre It's like a le tigre.
这是法语的“美洲狮” You know, that's French for "puma."
不是的 It's not, actually.
别坏了气氛好吗？ Just go with the moment, all right?
那些人想要看一些表演 我们就演给他们看 People back there want a show. Let's give them one.
宝贝 你知道我想要什么吗？ 什么？ Baby, you know what I want? What?
黑榔头 The Black Hammer.
那我们得把船开走 Then we need to get this boat out of here, then.
再见！ 再见！ Bye! Bye!
再见！ Whoo! Bye!
班 我喜欢这样 Ben, I like this.
在我们离开前 我们再绕回去一次！ Before we go, let's loop back around one more time!
让他们看看我们的本事 I'mma show them what we capable of, baby!
慢一点 You could slow down a little bit.
不用担心 You ain't got nothing to worry about!
你和黑榔头在一起！ You with the Black Hammer!
我要再开快一点！ I'm just gonna get a little more speed!
前面有一艘船 There's a boat right in front of us.
我知道怎么开船！ I know how to drive this boat!
他们教你的第一件事 That's the first thing they teach you.
班 抓住！ Ben, hold on! Hold on!
安琪拉！把船停住！ Angela! Stop the boat!
经典的班 That's classic Ben.
哦 哦 Oh. Oh.
班 怎么把船停下来？ Ben, how do I stop this thing?
安琪拉！ 什么？ Angela! What?
这个婚姻不会长久的 This marriage will never last.
我们为他祷告吧 Let's just pray for him.
他会游泳吗？ 希望不会 Can he swim? I hope not.
安琪 把船停下！ Ang, stop the boat!
詹姆士！ James!
欢迎加入这个家庭 妹夫！ Welcome to the family, brother-in-law!
安琪拉！你是要杀我吗？ Angela! Are you trying to kill me?
安琪拉 避开那些浮筒！ Angela, dodge the buoys!
哇 Ow!