are you ready yes I am it's some Yola
pudding don't know if I've ever had that
I believe we're in the end of our local
[Music]
that's our party okay shooter go ahead
and give all your Jim's dead guy so to
follow machete
Archer don't need no gems either so many
fucking gems sorcerer needs them the
most 182 he built up a good a good bunch
of home
right
we're here and we kind of want to go to
see one that's what we're doing we've
explored the castles explored Castle
black Ridge North Castle black Ridge
South can't go any farther in there
I'm going to open up map and the manual
welcome back mega that's good
so
we are here in Erlich lynnie there's the
two castles we want to go east of Castle
black ridge north through the ancient
way across the invading desert past the
giant scorpion to the hollow hills on
the town of dusk
it's our destination dusk that's what
we're going to try to do we're going to
map out well first we're gonna map out
c1 that's where the ancient way is a 1 a
2 a 3 a 4 all right
c1
and see to which we might do we might
not but go ahead and make some numbers
for it right now
[Music]
sector C one sector C - right
stayin alive
[Music]
you know I gotta figure out how to get
through sector C - all right or c1 I
mean we're here we just need to go up
here that's the castle right there
that's where we got to go here up to
here should be pretty easy for you job
talking that's castle south over here
yep here we go
and bam they're real c1 it should be C
okay X is this way why is this way so we
should be at x0 y 13 cast one set of
location spell x0 y 13 that's fucking
right facing east yep we're here the
wall here and a wall here
okay that goes through there I've got a
wall we go south got walls like this
[Music]
centaurs lo centaurs it's like we might
die ed quick all right cast bless
shoot him miss him when I cast lightning
eh
all right we got one of them down and
we'll take a nap everybody take a nap
everybody just go to sleep
yeah we killed another one all right
we're gonna cast the wake-up spell where
the fuck is my way it's one for I think
isn't it it's one one actually okay
past one one hmm
everybody's a wolf all right all right
three left
that's another lightning spell that's
good
two left all right okay let's heal up
yourself cast two one on Nintendo yes it
casts electric arrow on the centaur we
won totally didn't die in Sector C one
you're heading east we are here in the
ancient way yeah we're here to Ehrlich
one and we went north passes to this
black Ridge north and then we're going
east
the ancients way and we're gonna try to
cross the desert and go over here to
dusk that's what we're trying to do here
how you doing son airship that's four
okay it's all too dense right here we
got one two three four it's like so and
like so
yes I got some blind forest I always
hate this shit
okay so we got one two all right fine
I'll fight you two I forgot to rest I
forgot to pick up the items got to
search forgot the rest how far are you
further in this game than I am
[Music]
definitely quite the difference yes
it's he Omega
all the cities definitely much further
than me
battle chores and all right
it still need to conquer that stupid
fucking ancient it's a called ancient
glacier area and get that key that's
over there hmm still haven't done that
enough spell points alright block
okay rest yes
search find a move trap there we go yeah
one two three four five six
[Music]
but that's
should be in another sector now hold on
or the fuck am i 612 Y 15 really yeah
fuck am i there
where am I lost
all right
I don't know what I fucked up but I
fucked up here somewhere
okay let's try this again
alright this and then this okay it's
here two three four five six
there we go that's better no it's like
this and this this pretty sure yes now
one two three four
[Music]
frickin dead end
secret there where exactly in that
corner right here all right fine okay
s18 enter magic doesn't work here great
that sucks
[Music]
because the harpies can't cast spells
either ha
[Music]
probably can't rest either too dangerous
I was risky well okay
right now picks for my 13 so we got all
the way to here
right there's that okay
it's like this like that that
this one too
that this is like this
two three four five six seven eight
dammit I should have rested oh well I
didn't need to really cuz and use any
magic that I kobolds or sissies it
should be alright
[Music]
I'm gonna cast a freaking fire ball at
the jackals
excellent get them out of there
[Music]
alright rest yes search find remove trap
there we go
let's count one two three four five six
seven eight nine eight just like that
[Music]
come back melon should I drink from the
fountain
a talking fuck yeah we'll drink from the
goddamn fountain hard poison who fuck
use in fountains what the fuck dude
piece of shit fountain damn fuck boy
fountain
suppose your balance isn't
[Music]
all fours gosh
today spells what what does that mean
today spells today spells magic doesn't
work here
my thigh now quickly the chery chery how
do you miss fucking gargantuan ants I'm
gonna have to test all the stupid
fucking vowels one of them says today's
spells I'm gonna mark it on the map if I
can survive this damn fight
should be able to poison doesn't take
effect until I rest little half my HP
each time I rested half my HP again
[Music]
which is bad come on all right
can't cast spells here alright so
[Music]
hello fuck I ain't goddamnit
[Music]
yes drink poison the hell am i okay I'm
right there
[Music]
the problem is because of the interface
because of its saying do you want to
drink yes or no it's hard really hard
for me to tell whether or not I've
actually moved to space or not so it's
really hard to fucking math for some
stupid reason okay for that stupid
reason
so we're gonna do we're gonna go over
here okay these are too dense go away
he'll Meg
all right orcs or sissies we're gonna
throw fireballs at the minor demons you
might kill us before we get to do
anything really no okay good
yes 3 1 on I that you hit all them nice
yes 3 5 which is fire on a large demon
shoot a minor demon there we go
subscribe just cast 3 for lightning on
the orcs sticking down nice and easy
[Music]
I love breasts garlic all right heal
yourself heal the mud crab I try to make
it back to town now we can't go through
your candling radio back through here
all right that's fine
there we go okay know how to get back
let's go this way
no no no no this way goddamn it go away
fire on the Cyclops shoot the Cyclops
kill Oh God
okay so I gloss is the only dangerous
one here
yes the game does have an ending we are
making progress
very slowly guy stupid fucking cyclops
already dark shark lops there we go now
is it even worth it to like he'll damage
I mean he'll the poison cuz like I think
cost like a hundred each
[Music]
yeah I think at this point
experience is worth more than the money
or is it
nope it's 100 the donation is 45
[Music]
I'll have a spell to cure poison
eventually I don't have it yet that's
level four we have level three
all right so but this time we're not
gonna do that
we're gonna do is find out what's going
on with these stupid fountains we're
gonna find out which stupid fountain
particularly doesn't poisonous if
possible for science so when you do it
was go all the way over here here and
then go can't go north here okay so this
there's not a fountain here cuz this is
all gonna be too dense
if I push left after to dance does that
fucking move me or not I don't yes okay
fuck off I'm trying to do something
they're gonna confuse the shit out of me
oh wait
oh yeah magic doesn't work
[Music]
oh you're all gonna drink
everybody gets to drink
[Music]
all right there's a wall in the middle
of them - what's up drew
happy Monday those are two words that do
not belong in the same sentence okay I
think right
okay can't go in here yes
okay no I ain't drinking fuck you no
fuck you
so there's a wall here too like that
[Music]
first we're gonna see how many fountains
there are one no.2 no.3 no.4 no.5 no 6
no 6 3 4 5 6 6 fuck-boy fountains family
way what she Mondays the weekend huh
she's going alright drawing maps trying
to figure out these stupid fucking
poisonous but we're gonna drink from
poison fountains alright that's what
we're doing right now poison found
number 1 delicious alright now if I
press forward did I actually go a space
forward I think so drink from that one
too
Oh delicious delicious poison all right
can we cast magic here magic doesn't
fucking work here all right so all right
so I drank from the first two fountains
how about the third family
yes Oh delicious fourth today might
today's spells boys is this random
[Music]
or those two fountains
I think it's ran up and it's random
right I got like a bonus to might and I
got like a bonus spells
[Music]
I think
yeah everybody's got 50 might 50
[Music]
all right we're gonna have to science it
up
[Music]
we can't say that because I'm not
spending another 600 bucks to heal all
that poison all right here we go I'm
gonna wrong way this way go away
I'm alone picking locust plagues 50 is a
lot fifties a ton we're gonna cast kill
the undead it killed one poltergeist
that's crappy my locust plague good-bye
locust plague cast some kind of spell
points what you just got here
[Music]
it's resting at the fuckin end doesn't
help yeah this game is really cool if
you like exploration and figuring out
weird shit the drawing of the maps is
fun it's something I used to do when I
was a kid when I whenever you had to do
that sort of thing
we really have any choice the combat is
like doing math homework I don't mind
I'm saying I like math homework but
sigh long as all my friends are here
helping me with the math homework
alright let's rest search ice storm will
fuck you
it shares where zero gold thanks thanks
for the zero gold okay it's a science
time anyway okay so we're gonna go over
here go down here go up here over here
one right here okay and then Oh
let me low dung beetles
look at that dung beetle there's one
gnarly dung beetle see on fire no longer
is angry quit sniffing your tits family
whale
Frank is getting neutered and adopted
dice I guess that's nice
Tech
so you know should really check out my
new friend this is on dass if if this
was on nes I would not play it because
you'd have to use a d-pad I'm not no I
got a do arrow keys and all these
numbers and letters and stuff it's on
das for sure mister the d-train AKA drew
he's like a really nice guy and it's
been playing a lot of zelda he plays a
lot of old retro RPGs which is what so
many of us love to play and watch cyber
kitty for sure check out drew everybody
check him out
yeah freakin nice people I know right
let's cast bless some type in the chat
still just cast bless for accuracy dead
magic doesn't work here damn it didn't
playing a lot of Majora's Mask lately I
was lurking drew anyway
somebody asked if you were gonna play
I'm gonna I'm gonna die here if you were
gonna get all the masks
and you were like maybe but I don't
wanted to get like stale when people get
tired of watching me play the same game
and the people don't get tired of
watching you play that game I don't
think people really gets how do you want
of watching you play any specific game
like if you're having fun they enjoy
watching you play the game so if you
would have fun getting all the masks and
Majora's Mask you should definitely do
it it's also a popular game yeah a good
stream game I don't like playing I
played through Ocarina it's an epic game
it's a great game I don't really enjoy
it for me it's not really for me
all right we're dying I can't use magic
so orange II says fuck you you're dead
most likely yeah yeah yeah I'm dying
[Applause]
the sound of me dying
[Music]
you see the VAF is it alright going this
way come on this way go over here no no
no I don't know over here there you go
there you go okay
alright we're gonna go do the science if
we're gonna try to go to the science
again not get murdered on the way it's
right here oh fuck I'm dead again
[Music]
fucking dead stuff that I could do Angie
doesn't work here Diamond Dogs a 200p
fuck yeah probably like another hour and
a half it's gonna be a sort of a short
day
sorta
[Music]
let's just fuck no go away
it is not a fucking chance in hell I'm
gonna survive that okay try again to not
get ambushed by Diamond Dogs let's go
here we go yep right here here here
display here wait so we turn here I do
all right good
I got it okay here we go all right there
we go up here over here around here okay
no Diamond Dogs
we should survive this yes it is
Pantagruel is the very first one all
right
well magic attack them nobody here it's
very hard so we should live they're all
missing excellent okay
all right you know run away good
I think the second line magic actually
has an auto map which kind of makes me
sad oh yes pool of radiance that's what
I definitely plan to do because I want
to draw more maps and the second mind
magic has like I was just saying like
full of radiance secret of the silver
blades is actually mine that was the
main one I played the most curse of the
A's or bonds as well pull of radiance I
may have played it a little bit I don't
remember but yeah I love this shit okay
oh nothing okay I made it through okay
so one second one third one fourth one
today might fifth one today spells sixth
one boys nice
it's so good
anybody to show you hold on give me one
second
[Music]
crazy enough I actually have it look at
that full radiance curse these old bones
and secret of the silver blades I had to
get the trilogy you know these were this
was just such an awesome game and yeah I
would do all the mapping and everything
so no nice big floppy disks this thing
of course
all this stuff didn't really come on one
five-and-a-quarter floppy disk one
probably does not work who knows okay
disk a Selena this might be more than
disk than that I just don't have it no I
just got the main trilogy I'm probably
missing a disk
what is it fucking matter right and like
it does I'm not gonna be doing anything
with them anyway
didn't say two discs yeah doesn't matter
I also have eye of the beholder that's
the other one that I have it's not gold
box but alright okay so this one is
might
[Music]
this is M and this is s mm equals might
fountain so it's not random thank you
drew this spells fountain I'm not sure
what this spells fountain does
[Music]
hey I'm gonna have to do more science
this could definitely help me though if
I need if I need to be super powerful
for something 50 - nuts
okay one more time
that wonderful PC speaker sound all
right once more here here there we go
alright we got the way down okay all
over here all the way through okay good
this will work just fine
don't press a to win
press a stop missing
I have not anyone here play mega
traveler one or two that's when up and
wanted to play I had mega traveler -
when I was a kid and I never played it
but I love to read the manual for some
reason and then one of my favorite metal
albums is based on the RPG traveler and
so
I've been thinking about that one lately
[Music]
that guy's unconscious but that's fine
he wasn't doing anything anyway he
couldn't attack from his from where he
was so that makes no difference in spine
whatsoever he was blocking the whole
time all right come on one more there
you go
search that's the gold rest here get
attacked what's going on big guys
unconscious and asleep fantastically sui
can cast magic now so heal yourself
first Oh
poison fuck off
[Music]
they do not know you just miss all the
fucking time regardless that's just what
this fucking game is miss that's this
game
alright let's heal mud grab I just want
to go over here and find out what this
spell thing does leave me alone
[Music]
fucking Charlie lights
[Music]
we're gonna cast you're gonna cast heels
Yomega stupid-ass chocolate ice stop
everybody's already poisoned leave me
alone I'm like double poison s fired
[Music]
finally next time I should kill them
first
alright so if I rest now I lose all my
head points unlearn the eight points
anyway now we're at half at points
that's okay alright we're gonna go over
to this side first ones boys in this
second one spells
[Music]
that mean more powerful spills let's get
into a fight and find out huh all right
now take a nap get an old melon all
right cast fire no just eight points
damage
science has failed us
[Music]
he'll be all right moe
all right okay um I don't think science
can figure this out
[Music]
this game is like fuck science
Oh Anton
advertising yeah whatever
yes might magic one trying to figure
some stuff out but it's not working I
don't like watching the hablo I like
playing Diablo by myself drooling on
myself zoning out chillin you know Cass
electric arrow alright one more there we
go
okay alright this is fountain over there
one of them says today might which is
obvious it gives my characters 50 might
each which is awesome right but the
other one says today spells it doesn't
seem like it's improved the damage on my
spells if I don't know what it does and
I don't know if I'll ever figure it out
do you have the lawn creek haven't
played I've seen it and play
[Music]
all right everybody's poisoned right
again yeah I'm not spending all the
money to cure that so fuck off let's go
again this game is an asshole
but it's a real grind like people think
JRPGs are grinding no this is fucking
grinding this is the real grind okay
we're in Erlich when we're all over here
let me alone giant spiders
[Music]
I could definitely use the might
fountain like that's awesome alright
just straight up fifty might for the day
until I rest maybe I could try to do the
ancient glacier with that if I can make
it that would be awesome I might do that
right now actually I'm gonna try there's
an ancient glacier area that is just
like it's it's ridiculous right cuz you
can't rest because it's too dangerous
and you have to get through this
gauntlet of fights without resting it
alone and then like the last square in
the area
you can't even cast magic but I think 50
might on everybody just might get me
through it I made it through once and I
found a chest with a key in it and then
I stepped out of the area was
immediately attacked before I could rest
and murder in a regular orangy pike
which it was just an absolute fucker
would you go away gargoyles
I'm just stop oh go away go away go away
leave me alone
okay rest yes search all right we found
a bunch of gems that's cool let's go
back here and save with hit points this
time okay here we go
sure Senate's are due to because I'm
never gonna figure it out I tried and I
don't think yeah
I've given up okay we're gonna cast fire
on the Rhino beetle that's some
lightning there we go
[Music]
teaches the character all the spells
they can learn including the level seven
stuff for the day so I could cure poison
but as soon as you rest it's over
interesting so you have access to
high-level stuff but that takes a lot of
spill points and you don't you can't
refill your spill points unless you rest
which invalidates today's spells
[Music]
fuck off with your acid dude Jesus
the way fucking work
so before cleric as cure disease
neutralize poison which takes four spell
points protection from acid electricity
restore alignment hmm some enlightening
for 232 points of damage
super heroism surface we could teleport
then
[Music]
moonray
[Music]
moonray
[Music]
town portal opens a temporary portal to
any town moves the party through the
portal to that town divine intervention
[Music]
Holy Word
sunray all right for the sorcerer
acid cold races the monsters brain
[Music]
protection from missiles
[Music]
finger of death
[Music]
teleport
you can but it cost a hundred bucks a
person
alright here's what we're gonna fuckin
do we're gonna try to skip the area this
is gonna be so good if it works we're
gonna go get today's spells then we're
gonna go here and we're gonna warp past
the stupid fucking glaze here that's
killed me like 25 fucking times this
works it's going to be awesome
I will have beaten the area with my
brain instead of bra
mm okay seems like we always have an
encounter in the same spot mm-hmm as
long as it's not a bunch of demon dogs
we get to live
[Music]
all right search finding Oh Trav's you
were gold follow Panza alright this one
no next one I mean no no I didn't mean
to press yes it's not the button I was
looking for Jesus fuck are you doing no
way
busy Devils
[Music]
what the salt did you speak of that to
myself
[Music]
this is the only one that has that you
have to map yourself all the other ones
have Auto maps in this particular series
all right we're gonna run back to town
real quick and say because we got some a
[Music]
lot of people have actually asked if it
was on Apple 2 or Commodore I don't know
got any different guesses like that
well we're dead ok let's try it again
alright yeah
this game is about dying over and over
it's the dark souls RPG games die and
die nein nein nein nein nein nein die no
leave me alone
busy kind of killed the little magician
would break my shit
all right ants maybe we can beat some
ants I do too much damage and I can't do
magic in this area so I can't heal so
they kill me every time
this is a no magic area it's a fan game
RPG
his answer pain-in-the-ass - well
because the I miss them all the time how
do you miss a giant fucking ant Laney
damn sense
[Music]
but really the thing that I really love
about ancient sea RPGs including like
Elder Scrolls Arena right is that you
get to play it you get to really
roleplay right like my poisoned no just
unconscious okay let's rest here okay
good so there's this really terrible
area nearby where I've gotten killed
like 25 times or something and in a
modern video game they would make you do
it they would make you work your way
through that area this game and ancient
sea RPGs like it you can figure out a
way to go around it and I think I'm
gonna teleport
right past to the end of it
you know
[Music]
and it's gonna be so awesome
cuz like if it was really you out there
in this vicious horrible fucking
murderous world what would you do would
you be like Oh words honorable we have
to conquer this air no you would fucking
teleport right past that shit cuz your
own hide would be a lot more fucking
important and we got the might we got
the spells now we're gonna make it back
over there without resting I should have
rested first what the fuck okay I can do
it again no I can't
it's not gonna be there yeah well
because it's the next day okay let's try
it
no I fucked it up again good lord
alright one more time thanks me fucking
forever Jesus
forgotten how to play video games we're
gonna do it right this time
it's very specific okay all right this
is fun
we gotta kill the cleric of the locust
plague first locust plague there we go
now I gotta kill the cleric
[Music]
oh no I don't because he's a magic
Castro
he's nothing thank you drew thank you
very much
I've gonna work definitely check out
that guy's strange it's nicer than me
[Laughter]
yeah runaway Knowles get out of here
[Music]
and sometimes they just give me easy
ones you know Knowles Wolverines
sometimes his demon dogs and I die
there's nothing I can do
[Music]
okay we rested arrested again
alright we're good to go now no yes yes
no alright no resting no resting can't
go that way
we're not going back through there we're
not going back through there
[Music]
we're gonna go right here
now we should be it X 1 y 13 yes so
here's what we're gonna do
cast level 5 number 5 enter West 1
squared now with the interest beautiful
oh my god ok here we go
no ogres are not nice not fucking nice
at all
okay we're taking this one we're gonna
go down here here and down one more
right here okay
we should be at X 5 y 7 X 5 y 7 facing
north okay we're gonna go west one
square god this better work
okay cast 5 5 enter West 1 enter for our
gold each
nokey dokey
why no key
[Music]
because my inventory is completely full
is that why what why is it even joyful
oh my god no what the fuck
[Music]
all right one more time
one more time okay I sell some shit I
can't fucking believe you game you're
gonna do me like that I can't fucking
believe it dude that's
I've already established that nothing I
have is better than anything else like I
can't fuck I still can't believe it oh
just so-so
[Music]
one
my paladin master three as a great axe
plus one okay you've already got a great
angle okay already have a great name
alright sell the great name
so let's scale plus to play male
clambers keep the silver shield bag of
silver I won't need that for but I'm
gonna keep it just a case lon
so large shield plus one large shield
wave staff Corniche mudcrab sell leather
armor
Britax sling plus one short sword the
smelling salt the dried beef I don't
know what for intend o-ring male great
bow large shield scale armor a long
sword happen alright six so numbers
longsword leather armor plus one don't
need it okay now twelve times the charm
let's do it this time nothing can stop
me
[Music]
if I still don't get that key I'm gonna
cry
centaurs I might be fucked no I'm not
because they can't put me to sleep huh I
can't put me to sleep you can't put me
to sleep
I want you to keep trying though you
waste your turn huh
fail
[Music]
Strummer rest before you go to the
fountains don't rest after she keep at
least 10 spell points one more almost
dead they both trying to cast spells
awesome nice search lightning bolt great
well worth it for 22 gems right
paralyzed - okay well that's fine
alright here we go
rest yes no yes yes turn around go back
no here we go
all the way over here alright this is
fine
can't rest
I have badass spells though what are we
gonna do here we go some evil evil shit
how about a Sun revving a moon ray
what's that moon ray we Moon ray the
fuck out of these guys six spell points
for gems dude yes six one
[Music]
this should kill everything and heal me
[Music]
Mon ray for the fucking wind oh my god
Wednesday's I'll be able to use these
spells all the time that was so good
oh man do not rest it shouldn't be
opening sex either that's dumb all right
here we go
six cast five five but I can't rest why
not
what happened this fucking time does the
moon ray advance a day or what
[Music]
so the spell I used really really game
[Music]
how many fucking tries is this gonna
take how many hours is this gonna take
me and then I can't do it I can't cast
higher-level spells now because of the
one spell 42
[Music]
right in writing it no moon ray come on
ray moon ray makes it to where no fuck
off makes it to where it's advanced a
day or some shit all right
this one might be okay yeah I guess it
is since they can't through spells we
need to kill the orc leader shootie
there we go nice house easy
[Music]
yes runaway pegasi kill too many of
those it changes your alignment you turn
evil we kill too many pegasi that
happened to me I didn't realized that
the temple would heal it either for a
long time I wasn't able to use certain
spells because I was evil god damn it go
away
No do not approach busy fuck alone all
right rest no forward yes forward yes
turn around go go no go
okay here we go do not fuck with me
cast 5 5 enter quest
1 enter here
dead guy cast five five inter west want
enter
don't know how long I've wanted this
fucking silver key now it's me great
time now you get the fucking moon ray
now I'm done I'm gonna save the goddamn
game that's what I'm gonna fucking do
I'm gonna moon ray the fuck out of you
then I'm gonna go save before I do
something else stupid that makes me fail
and have to do it again cast six one
right six one moon ray yep enter
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bye-bye
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all right now I can no longer cast
higher level spells okay moonray
definitely changes that okay now rest
give me the fuck out of here go away
Clark shoot cleric fight cleric cast
lightning dung beetles that's a love
check I'm very excited I've got my
silver key I tried to get a million
fucking times when I have cure paralysis
though I think I do
yeah it's three three
three three on three stop being
paralyzed
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it's a yeah it's a weird thing
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don't worry about it
welcome back blondie
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we just did some awesome shit
we got away with it we got the silver
key and we got the fuck out now we need
to get back to town to save it and not
die fire on the hag shoot the hag fight
the hag there we go
next locust plague II hope that ice okay
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as fire on the back shoot that tech back
cast lightning on a bunch of um no don't
seduce the Hagin they'll seducing the
hag can't talk to happy
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where's
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oh my god
we could also use that to go back here
to sector b2 where I wanted to return
possibly go to Ravens lair kind of a
long journey though I could warp
straight to it from near Ehrlich one
just doable but at this point I think I
want to move on and continue mapping and
see one rather than like try to do a
whole bunch of shit with teleportation
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and use so many cool things I could do
with 50 might with all the spells like a
you've killed those assassins and black
knights SAS ins in the Black Knight
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you probably kill them I found a group
of assassins with a Black Knight and the
Black Knight just utterly destroys me
what we'll save that for later right now
we need to get a little more map and
done
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all right yeah out here
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okay so like
this is like this this is like that
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like that let's make sure I'm at like 0
y 9 yeah we got a wall here 1 2 this we
got like
like this
right right
then we got this another one yeah we got
like two in a row like that wait I'm
confused confusing myself okay like this
and this
unless
yeah yeah everybody's level six
I get that
Matt okay and then it's like this and
this is one too
this and this
all right right right yes and then we
got this it's like this yep
secret hold on it's it's not the first
one second one here and go through here
nothing here though
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that same thing here
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no don't believe there is not even in
the end not even not even the N is safe
there are spells for safe resting which
makes me think there's definitely not
safe resting areas since you can use
spells to do so okay so this is like
go in there well troglodytes we're dead
home were poisoned I mean come on don't
poison me troglodytes alright we need to
do some serious shit here cast fire on
the first troglodyte his wounded shoot a
troglodyte yes his fuck
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they just cost me 600 bucks just right
there just bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam $600
please join the game yeah I'm not
enjoying getting poisoned every two
seconds because I don't have the spells
to heal it yet fucking assholes
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so we're going to try to do is go up
there and hit that spells fountain and
cure it ourselves we can do so might be
able to maybe we'll see y'all gonna stop
missing now we're net
fuck off
no just they didn't surprise me
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might be all right here maybe maybe not
he'll mudcrab
oh yeah magic doesn't work here oh yeah
magic doesn't work here course not no no
shit Monty I know named Monty
well I did notice the pits in cervical
in front of cervical there's several
areas that are actually pips I did
notice that it does say it it may just
pop up real quick on the screen it does
mention it
I even mapped them on the on the map and
I avoided them coming back and forth
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yeah it just pops up real quick
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all right still uh all right we're gonna
rest no second one yes okay
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Minor Devils aren't that bad centaurs
are bad
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well nobody's gonna know what L 0 n 7y
means either
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you know this game isn't permadeath you
can just load the game okay what spells
can we do that aren't going to advance
the fucking day summon lightning for six
cast for six on cheap I was trash and
sleep time
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miss time cast one one everybody wake up
shoot the Centaur buy whatever okay my
sorcerer what you got
she's got a much rank let's just do a
fireball g3 1g
it's not very good it's kind of good
it's kind of good all right time for
another nap just mega hand dead guy all
right
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well watch you slip into a nap with love
well we're gonna do that fucking
lightning spell again someone some
goddamn lightning on your stupid head
for six on G come on eight it's for 232
and you're gonna do eight fuck you
eight
this is again a fucking walk my fucking
healer is unconscious so I can't rest to
wake him up so I can't heal the poison
so fuck you
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back to mapping fucking dickhead
motherfucker man
for all that shit it's like oh yeah
we'll hit you fucking healer so you can
deal the poison because you can't press
the leg the fucking healer up fuck you
back the mapping is that go around here
go in there that's where that is okay
yeah I just in the carrot culture
you sound like a 12 cast 3 5 fucking
known not affected
fuck you know
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I know what the teenagers are all about
these days my name's Mugsy and I
understand the youth of today even the
second that made you sound I understand
the kids Monty I'm presenting his fuck
bro don't do that umm cast three five
Santa's fuck these douche bags need to
leave me alone I'm trying to draw a map
trying to draw a map here
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looking finely Jesus Christ
that's the secret area this is next door
to it right here like this alright
alright fuck you and hear this
yes there
it's just like this
easy fight little Park to us all map
nuts
congratulations can you play some other
than warframe huh you can play warframe
forever attack the ants shoot dance miss
dance okay Dino lizards
you're next cast fire shoot them attack
them
best electric arrow I don't play through
my play doom watch it's big difference
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maybe they do we're not getting any hugs
they haven't earned my hugs fuck's sake
okay lightning bolts rake for one
fucking gold okay
next up
monster surprised me take out the
locusts first I know
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one hitch
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that is correct well it is not
when I was going to try the turn on dead
spell and shadow beasts I'm not sure if
they're undead or not gonna try
one eight enter no shadow beasts are not
Undead
would you stop missing jesus fucking
christ
I'm so crazy my accuracy is like two
percent in this game it's more like five
maybe ten I miss ninety percent of my
attacks that's being realistic
ninety percent of the time I fucking
miss
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there's an idea Oh everybody's still
asleep let go
they're so about dead
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buh-buh-buh-buh-buh fucking dead guys
he's gonna sleep through the whole
battle hey wake up we killed like 10,000
enemies while you were asleep look zero
goal love zero Bowl okay wait fuck
okay this is all right
and what I'm lost now okay here we go
right that's the L that's this place
right here right
why am i confusing myself so much stop
oh my god fucking trees of area know
what
x7 y zero we're right fucking there
okay facing north wait hold up what the
fuck was that what the fuck
wait hold up what the fuck
let's hold up what the fuck was that
County oh yes Marty old what's up dude
larssen's olders hey y'all doing today
goddammit go away Double Trouble guys
sleep tight poppers popper how's it
going when I rest after that last one I
did but I think I did I might have
sup y'all
paralyzed that's good don't have cure
paralyzed
thank you sleep tight cure paralysis
three three one three three three on
three
there we go no more paralysis great
stupid clerics so we're just dying in
this fucking game over and over and over
cuz that's all mud grabs oh yeah you're
paralyzed now - that's that's great
that's great I'm not even gonna fix you
just stay that way see if I care
arrows poison is they're poisonous don't
fucking tell me poisonous you fucking
motherfucker
alright only ones poison we can deal
with that okay all right now okay all
right this is right here
it should be like like this okay where
am I
x8 y3 okay we're right here so it's like
here
right and then
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I can't think anymore I can't I can't
think anymore my brain no longer work
I've been killed too many times today
just trying to make it back to town
what thing I'm going the right way it's
possible it's likely fuck okay all right
mapping capacity reach so true
let's nap
we've accomplished a lot today though we
found some very important found
fountains hey Dylan Master fountains
that like increased my power give me
ultimatums is a very long in this game
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and then one area where I died like 25
fucking times we skipped it we
teleported past it it was beautiful
it's like I'm not even gonna go through
that part anymore
I'm gonna teleport right past it and it
was it was amazing where the fuck am I
why not okay you go up a little rounds
around here okay and then in here
all right now we're on our way here we
go okay all right here we go here we go
all right there and then there there
there this way over here no there okay
and there I like what everybody is level
6 so heal our poison just for Nintendo
all right we've got a bunch of gold you
know what I could steal I could steal
gold down
yeah master three neutral human paladin
level six alright we've learned our
lesson about selling items so we're
going to go figure out our inventory
sell the large shield Master three sell
shield shield party SH wave oops
somebody else got anything mom's no one
crap look at sit
where's Rex Lee type cover slip choked
up I'm so dead okay and I can rest right
okay now I'm restored now heal there we
go
all right oh yeah and I was talking
about the metal album that I love based
on traveller one more time on mega
traveller it's this fucking shirt I'm
wearing traveller it's right there on
the fucking shirt traveller is a
tabletop role-playing game and mega
traveller and mega traveller - or old
games kind of similar to this that I
haven't played that I want to especially
since one of my favorite albums is based
on the RPG and maybe I'll you know
recognize some things in the game based
on the music and the lyrics and stuff
fish got their food good fish need food
a little late to the party though hi I
can't think anymore
my brain has had enough of this fucking
game today
all I did was map this lunch this is all
I mapped we still got a lot done though
it's little green peas kind of like
beans but they're like little round
green peas green peas
mushy peas pay me to play cuphead by the
way it's my donation goal if you want me
to play cuphead we got one dollar
ninety-nine cents out of a hundred and
$1.99 so far it all look like y'all
really want me to play cuphead won't
seem like it can't a beat cop hit
already oh that's where I know you from
I was like I know this bronze HD guy
from somewhere from Anna's channel
that's that's right
I remember now if I'm gonna sell out I'm
gonna get paid for it
right
why sellout for free
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so I'm sorry all are late my brain is
fried
I can't even think of what to say now
I've been beaten down so many times
fucking game