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真出色!

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妳是美女与野兽...

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...以性感包装的耶诞礼物

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你说你只要吓吓冰雪公主

5
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她看来蛮怕我的

6
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来点香槟?

7
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那么,我们还在等什么?

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让我们结合圆房吧

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你在说些什么?

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噢,别这样

11
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妳无法想象吗?

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市长的华宅一片黑暗

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我精疲力尽,于是妳进卧室...

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...扭着妳的小尾巴...

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...一手拿我的拖鞋
一手拿杯纯马丁尼

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多棒啊

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我无论如何都不会碰你

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妳这差劲的妞儿!我该阉掉妳的!
少在那儿装模作样!

19
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我想我不再喜欢妳了!

20
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再见,我无缘的人

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上天堂吧

22
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他在那里!

23
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别调整屏幕

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欢迎光临...

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...奥兹瓦.卡伯波特驾驶学校

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各位先生,开始尖叫吧

27
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也许此时提起,时机不对
但我的驾照过期了!

28
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轻松点

29
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我会对付加森市那些
尖叫的、可怜的白痴市民!

30
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你必须承认
我玩弄这个臭城市于股掌之间!

31
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十二点方向,有个无助的老太太!

32
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真有趣

33
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现在我有点担心了

34
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就算他活着,有什么好担心?

35
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他毫发无伤!
眼珠子!失禁!都没有!

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重点是听听他们
他们对旧象征已失去信心

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他们已认同你是未来的代表

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若是成功,就别再改变

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我们今晚在我的周年舞会上庆祝.

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许瑞克和卡伯波特...

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...the visionary aiiiance.

42
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...耀眼的联盟

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在维护我们这个美丽城市的时刻

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...市长有计划吗?

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没有!

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他依赖一个人

47
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一个蝙蝠侠

48
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一个服装怪异的定时炸弹....

49
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我们主要关切的是这个可怕的怪物

50
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但也别忘了修蝙蝠车

51
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得考虑安全问题

52
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我们不能将它任意送到一个修车厂

53
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安全问题?

54
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谁让维基.维尔进蝙蝠洞?

55
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我正在工作,一转身,她便在那里
"嗨,维基,请进"

56
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准备好了吗?
我想我走楼梯

57
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你们问我...我是否为个人荣耀上场?

58
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不是

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我渴望重拾的荣耀...

60
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...是加森市的荣耀!

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我要如何达成?

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我知道...

63
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你们都很关心

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轻松点

65
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:05,120
我会对付加森市那些
尖叫的、可怜的白痴市民

66
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我没有那么说

67
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你必须承认
我玩弄这个臭城市...

68
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...于股掌之间!

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你必须承认...

70
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...我玩弄这个臭城市于股掌之间

71
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为什么总有人带着蛋和蕃茄参加演说?

72
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他在那里!

73
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我的宝贝们

74
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你们想我吗?

75
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你们想我吗?

76
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很棒的演说,奥兹瓦

77
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我不叫奥兹瓦!

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是企鹅!

79
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我不是人类!

80
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我是个冷血动物!

81
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空调加强点!

82
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我的名单呢?将名字送上来!

83
00:12:05,465 --> 00:12:06,924
时候到了

84
00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:09,842
这些是加森市长子们的名字

85
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就和我一样

86
00:12:13,806 --> 00:12:16,463
而和我一样,可怕的命运在等着他们

87
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今晚,当他们的父母狂欢时...

88
00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:24,024
...他们将作梦...

89
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...在他们的摇篮...

90
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...在他们的软床...

91
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,636
...而我们将劫走他们...

92
00:12:31,532 --> 00:12:33,616
...带他们到下水道...

93
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:36,068
...将他们丢进深黑的水底坟墓

94
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企鹅?

95
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杀死熟睡儿童...

96
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...岂不是有一点...

97
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不,是很多

98
00:13:06,985 --> 00:13:08,808
韦恩先生,提醒你

99
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今晚那个可恶的许瑞克先生
要举办讨厌的派对

100
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我们能严正回绝吗?

101
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没兴趣

102
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不过...

103
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...瑟琳娜.凯尔可能会在场

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真出色的服装

105
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我来猜猜看

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基金会的好人?

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感觉很好吧?

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你差点使一个怪物当上加森市长

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我是本市之光...

110
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...我是它卑劣、疯狂的灵魂

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谁当市长有关系吗?

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对我而言是的

113
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无聊

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听着,昨天很抱歉,我得...

115
00:14:53,345 --> 00:14:55,377
...去处理一大笔生意

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没关系
我得回家去喂我的猫

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那不伤感情啰?

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事实上...

119
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应该是半伤

120
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寝具部有个大而舒适的双人床

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我们何不....

122
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脱掉舞会服装吗?

123
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我已厌倦戴面具了

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我也是

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让我问妳一件事.

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妳今晚为何而来?

127
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你先说
来看妳

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说得真好

129
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但愿我能说同样的话
但我是为了麦斯来的

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妳的意思是妳...

131
00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:06,074
该不会妳和麦斯?

132
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,308
哈......我和麦斯?

133
00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:17,440
不,这个和麦斯

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不,别告诉我杀死麦斯无法解决一切
因为那一定会的

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你不厌倦这虚伪的强盗大亨...

136
00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:32,144
...总是获胜
他不该被埋在六呎以下吗?

137
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:35,844
妳或许和妳老板之间有很多问题
但妳以为妳是谁啊?

138
00:16:39,704 --> 00:16:41,840
我已经不知道了,布鲁斯

139
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檞寄生下的吻

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"妳若吃檞寄生会致命"

141
00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:05,510
"但你若认真..."

142
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,934
"...一个吻会更致命"

143
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,883
噢,我的天

144
00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:24,802
这是否意味我们得开始打斗?

145
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,295
我们到外面去

146
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,103
你没事吧?
我很好

147
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,374
你们没邀请我...

148
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,617
...所以我不请自来!

149
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,465
你要做什么?

150
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,812
现在,我的部队...

151
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,844
正在全城搜寻...

152
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,877
...你们的孩子!

153
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,494
没错!

154
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,953
是你们的长子!

155
00:18:36,492 --> 00:18:38,993
...好让自己能打扮得像傻瓜...

156
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,660
...喝着果汁和跳舞...

157
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,268
...坏透了!

158
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,680
我亲自前来...

159
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:52,548
...为抓加森市最喜爱的儿子...

160
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,998
奇普.许瑞克先生

161
00:18:55,261 --> 00:18:57,449
跟我走,你这个大白痴...

162
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,829
...以便死在下面的下水道中!

163
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,374
别抓奇普
你若有丝毫人,就抓我代替吧

164
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,744
我没有,因此,不行!

165
00:19:10,903 --> 00:19:12,570
我才是你要的

166
00:19:11,945 --> 00:19:14,602
操纵和背叛你的,不是麦斯.许克吗?

167
00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:18,461
...不就是麦斯,而非奇普吗?

168
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:21,796
你要看到他在下水道中淹死的...

169
00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:29,408
好吧,你说的有理

170
00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:31,755
我就暂时让这小子活着

171
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,415
进鸭子里去!

172
00:20:00,953 --> 00:20:02,672
实在太好了...

173
00:20:04,082 --> 00:20:06,896
...在加森市最有希望的作物成熟前...

174
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,014
...将它们砍断

175
00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:14,820
你是在问我...如何引诱他们?

176
00:20:19,722 --> 00:20:21,702
一点"杂耍企鹅"把戏

177
00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:27,071
你可以看着他们沈入...

178
00:20:28,064 --> 00:20:29,731
...一大池...

179
00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:32,182
...你的工业副产品中

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00:20:33,277 --> 00:20:34,684
然后...

181
00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:36,144
...你再加入他们

182
00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:12,066
快点将那些孩子装好,好吗?

183
00:21:22,287 --> 00:21:24,006
这边走,孩子们

184
00:21:24,372 --> 00:21:25,726
跟我走

185
00:21:43,141 --> 00:21:44,964
所有小孩在哪呢?

186
00:21:49,398 --> 00:21:51,117
"亲爱的企鹅:"

187
00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:52,525
"小孩们懊悔不克参加"

188
00:21:54,612 --> 00:21:56,123
"蝙蝠侠!"

189
00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:11,190
我亲爱的企鹅们....

190
00:22:12,339 --> 00:22:14,736
...我们站在一个大关键点上!

191
00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:18,228
害怕是正常的!

192
00:22:18,594 --> 00:22:20,730
你们有许多人将回不来.

193
00:22:21,723 --> 00:22:23,442
多谢蝙蝠侠...

194
00:22:23,808 --> 00:22:26,309
...惩罚所有神的子民的时刻...

195
00:22:25,894 --> 00:22:27,457
...来临了!

196
00:22:30,065 --> 00:22:32,201
长子,次子,三子和四子!

197
00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:35,954
为何要有偏见?

198
00:22:35,278 --> 00:22:37,154
妈的,男女平等...

199
00:22:38,406 --> 00:22:40,334
将他们的性感带...

200
00:22:41,535 --> 00:22:43,202
...炸向高空!

201
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,131
向前走...

202
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,293
...前进!

203
00:22:50,919 --> 00:22:52,378
...前进!

204
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,724
解放加森市...

205
00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:57,800
...已经开始!

206
00:23:42,014 --> 00:23:44,098
企鹅们在地面上活动了

207
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:11,782
企鹅部队...

208
00:24:12,254 --> 00:24:14,703
...接近发射目的地--加森广场

209
00:24:16,424 --> 00:24:18,143
距发射一分钟.

210
00:24:19,552 --> 00:24:21,375
他们不尊重我...

211
00:24:21,638 --> 00:24:23,618
...我就让他们送命!

212
00:24:25,809 --> 00:24:27,997
企鹅似乎在加森广场集结

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00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:52,501
距发射三十秒

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00:24:55,005 --> 00:24:57,037
发射后估计死亡人数:

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00:24:59,176 --> 00:25:00,530
十万人

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00:25:04,389 --> 00:25:06,473
企鹅们已抵达加森广场

217
00:25:26,287 --> 00:25:27,954
距发射十五秒

218
00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:32,177
准备好了,主人

219
00:25:35,672 --> 00:25:37,339
我已定好坐标

220
00:25:45,057 --> 00:25:46,880
好了,让他们转向

221
00:25:55,484 --> 00:25:56,943
情况不对

222
00:25:58,613 --> 00:26:00,280
讯号被干扰了

223
00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:12,896
他们似乎转向了

224
00:26:44,492 --> 00:26:46,837
过来
还有某种东西往这边来

225
00:26:47,621 --> 00:26:49,340
非常大,非常快

226
00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:07,901
谁在那里?

227
00:27:14,732 --> 00:27:16,608
我进入讯号中心了

228
00:28:32,937 --> 00:28:35,229
你嫉妒我是个纯种怪物....

229
00:28:37,108 --> 00:28:39,088
...而你得戴着面具!

230
00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:40,862
也许你说得对

231
00:28:43,366 --> 00:28:45,711
但最重要的是:
谁拿着雨伞?

232
00:29:13,605 --> 00:29:15,220
我的宝贝啊!

233
00:30:51,622 --> 00:30:55,217
我不知道妳想要什么
但只要我花一点功夫,就能弄到...

234
00:30:58,921 --> 00:30:59,928
金钱...

235
00:31:00,264 --> 00:31:01,614
珠宝

236
00:31:02,007 --> 00:31:04,778
很大一串的珠宝

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00:31:08,305 --> 00:31:10,545
你的血,麦斯
我的血?

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只有半品脱,我要的是半加仑

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我们来谈条件!

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除了我的血,我能为妳做什么?

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抱歉,麦斯,以死还死

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你不只在救一条命--

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也是在救...
闭嘴,你要去坐牢了

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别天真了
法律对像他这样的人...或我们,都莫可奈何

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二者皆非

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为何要如此做?

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我们将他交给警方

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然后我们可以..

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...一起回家

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瑟琳娜...

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...妳不懂吗?

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我们是一样的

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我们是一样的

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由中间...

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...分裂为二

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瑟琳娜,拜托

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布鲁斯...

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...我愿意和你住在你的城堡中...

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...直到永远,一如童话故事

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我就是无法忍受我自己
别假装这是个快乐结局

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瑟琳娜
瑟琳娜.凯尔.

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妳被开除了

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还有布鲁斯.韦恩...

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...你为何作蝙蝠侠的装扮?

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因为他是蝙蝠侠,低能的家伙!

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以前是

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不要

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你杀我,企鹅杀我,蝙蝠侠杀我

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去掉三条命
你有足够的子弹解决我吗?

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只有一个办法能知道

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四

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五

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仍然活着!

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六.

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七.

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好女孩都上天堂

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还剩两条命

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我想该留下一条,过明年的圣诞节

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但在这同时...

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...吻一下,如何,耶诞老人?

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可恶!

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选到一把可爱的

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热气使我不舒服

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我马上就误杀你

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但首先...

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...我需要喝...

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...冰水

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停车

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无论如何...

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...耶诞快乐,韦恩先生

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耶诞快乐,阿佛瑞德

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平安归于男人

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和女人