嘿！ Hey!
你午饭吃了什么？ What did you eat for lunch?
学校餐 School meal.
好吃吗 Delicious?
是我最喜欢的菜 They served my favourite dish.
哪一个？ Which one?
海带面。 Kelp noodles.
你喜欢吃什么东西？ You like that kind of food?
我想知道你为什么去食堂。 I was wondering why you went to the cafeteria.
因为你不让我在家里吃那个。 Because you didn't let me eat that at home.
它没营养 It has no nutrition.
人不能只吃有营养的东西。 Humans can't eat nutritious things all the time.
我不是一直都告诉你的吗？ 只吃…… Didn't I always tell you? Only eat...
只吃美食、锻炼、冥想。 Only eat good food, work out, meditate.
我怎么能这样生活？ How can I live like that?
我又不是和尚。 I’m not a monk.
和尚……不，我们不是和尚。 Monk... No, we aren't monks.
我们不能当和尚。 We can't be monks.
我们…… We...
不能当和尚。 Can't be monks.
我们在回家的路上得买些牛奶。 We have to buy some milk on the way home.
如果我忘了，你记得提醒我。 Remind me if I forget.
牛奶？ 知道了 Milk? Got it.
洋葱也是 Onions, too.
洋葱，好吧。 Onions, okay.
嘿 Hey
但是为什么我们总是 在这样的秘密地方见面？ But why are we always seeing each other in secret places like this?
反正我们不是要在这里做…… It's not that we're gonna do it here anyway...
嘿，你！ Hey, you!
如果你继续这样说话，你会有麻烦的 You will get in trouble if you keep talking like that.
我知道，但关键是 I know, but the point is,
我们为什么要秘密见面？ Why are we meeting in secret?
我们不能在其他地方喝咖啡吗？ Can't we just drink coffee anywhere in the world?
不，我们不能。 你想被解雇吗？ No, we can't. You wanna be fired?
Aish,被解雇…… Aish, fired...
不，我没有。 他们为什么要解雇我？ No, I don't. Why would they fire me?
世界不是你想的那样。 The world isn't how you think it is.
他们会挂一条横幅，要求学校立刻开除你这个同性恋教授 They will hang a banner to push the school to fire you homosexual-professor at once.
这太老套了。 That's too old-fashioned.
现在的孩子不是那样的。 Kids these days ain't like that.
那么你认为它们来自哪里？ Then where do you think they come from?
他们都有父母，他们的父母都很老派。 They all have parents, and their parents are old-fashioned.
如果我们有孩子，我想他们现在应该已经上大学了。 If we had kids, I guess they would have gone to college by now.
我们这一代不老土！ Our generation is not old-fashioned!
照我说的做吧 Just do as I say.
它不会伤害你 It won't do you harm.
我认为你不太了解目前的异性恋友谊 I don't think you know current heterosexual friendship well.
你看到CSE Park教授的戒指了吗？ Did you see CSE Professor Park's ring?
有一个叫HanByul的团体，异性恋男人每个周末都会聚在一起 There’s a group called HanByul, where heterosexual men get together every weekend
他们甚至互相给对方打电话 They even give ring to each other.
朴教授将它戴在左手无名指上 Professor Park wears it on his left ring finger.
这就是当今男人的友谊 That's what these days men's friendship is.
即使我们戴情侣戒指，也没有人会说什么。 Even if we wear couple rings, nobody would say anything.
他们会认为“那些异性恋有着如此深厚的友谊”。 They will think "Those heterosexuals share such great friendship".
你似乎很了解朴教授 You seem to know Professor Park well.
怎么突然这么想了？ Why you suddenly think so?
与朴教授有着深厚友谊的似乎是你 It seems to be you who share great friendship with Professor Park.
你知道他的戒指戴在哪个手指上 You know which finger he wears his ring on,
你甚至知道这背后的含义 You even know the meaning behind that.
哦，不要这么较劲 Oh, don't be so harsh.
你想死吗？ You wanna die?
老实说 To be honest,
就算我们说我们在约会，也没有人会在意 Even if we say we are dating, nobody would care.
你说了就会在意了 They will start to.
他们喜欢八卦 People love gossiping.
别傻了。 Don't be silly.
还记得表演系的那个人吗？ 身高188公分…… Remember the guy in Dept. of Acting? 188cm tall...
那个家伙，还有他同事中的这个家伙 That guy, and this guy among his colleagues...
……皮肤白皙的 The fair-skinned one...
那个……对，就是那个超级大眼睛的家伙 Yes, that guy, with super big eyes.
对！ 他们约会对方会成为八卦话题，而不是我们 Right! They dating each other would have made a gossip topic, not us.
我们约会只是我们两个之间的问题。 We dating is an issue only between us two.
爱在黄昏？ 那种？ Love at dusk? Kind of that?
你似乎也很了解表演系的孩子们 You seem to know kids in Dept. of Acting well, too.
因为他们的外表很突出 Because their looks stand out.
我不认为它们会引人注目 I don't think they stand out for you to look at.
你怎么能听懂我说的一切，回答得这么快？ How could you understand everything I say and reply so fast?
我去了他们的迎新会，看到了他们的表演 I went to their orientation, saw their performance.
我也想参加迎新会 I want to join orientation, too.
下次一定要参加。 I must join next time.
为什么？ Why?
要列出表演的孩子名单？ To make a list of Acting kids from freshman on?
不， No.
我只是…… I just...
想和你睡同一个房间 Want to sleep with you in the same room,
起床一起吃早餐 Wake up and have breakfast together.
好的 Okay.
这个周末我们去康拉德酒店吧 Let's go to Conrad hotel this weekend.
康拉德，就是这样 Conrad, that's it.
-那里很贵... -教授！ -It's expensive there... -Professor!
是的。 Yes.
-你好。 -你好。 -Hello. -Hi.
-你好，教授。 -是的。 -Hi, professor. -Yes.
他长得好看吗？ Isn't he good-looking?
两个教授谈学生的长相？世界末日快来了吗？ Professor judging student's face? Isn't this the end of the world?
如果我年轻 20 岁，我会和他约会。 If I were 20 years younger I would be dating him.
别逗我笑 Don't make me laugh.
20年前我见过你 I saw you 20 years ago,
他不可能和你约会。 There's no way he would date you.
你在说我不配吗？ Are you dumping me?
不是那样。 It's not like that.
你当年约我，你怎么约他？ You were dating me back then,how can you date him?
如果我能和他约会，我就不会和你约会。 If I were able to date him,I wouldn't have dated you.
别骗我。 Oh don't be lie to me.
你是那么喜欢我 You were liking me so much.
不，我不是。 No, I were not.
我和你约会是因为你一直说你喜欢我 I dated you because you kept saying you liked me.
好吧，我没有任何借口，因为这是事实。 Okay, I have no excuses since it's the truth.
但是你认为我没有提前弄清楚事情吗？ But you think I didn'tfigure things out in advance?
你好像也喜欢我，所以我才告白的 You seemed to like me also,so I decided to confess.
那你为什么哭？ Then why did you cry?
什么？ What?
为什么表白的时候哭了？ Why did you cry when you confessed?
你为什么提这个？ Why do you bring that up?
用200字概括你表白时的感受 Summarise your feelings during confession in 200 words.
你什么时候才能部提这个？ Until when will you stop bringing this up?
直到我忘记那一刻 Till I forget that moment.
一直到死 Then it's until death.
那时候的你还挺可爱的 You were quite cute back then.
但是那个家伙，我听说他和他系的助教约会了 But that guy, I heard that he dates his department's teaching assistant.
化学系？ Dept of Chemistry's?
听说他们的关系很好 I heard their relationship is good.
TA有那个能力？ The TA had that ability?
对我来说 But to me,
助教更好。 The teaching assistant is better
他有气质。 He has his own vibe.
看着他你的眼里会发光 You're gonna shoot lasers from your eyes.
真的？ 他有气质吗？ Really? Does he have his own vibe?
不是这样的…… It's not like that...
我的意思是，相对评价…… I mean, to give a relative evaluation...
但是，嘿 But hey,
你为什么要对别人的爱人进行相对评价？ Why are you giving relative evaluationon other's lover?
你甚至说你想和那个学生约会 You even said you wanna date that student.
然后你说了同样的话 Then you said the same thing.
我没有 I didn't.
你有 You did.
我只是…… I just...
只是说他长得好看 Just said he was good-looking.
他比我好看？ He was better-looking than me?
不是的 It's not like that.
你是第一好看。 You are 1st place.
所以我是第一，那个助教是第二？这不是你的意思吗？ Then I'm 1st, that TA is 2nd. Isn't it what you mean?
不，不是。 No, it's not.
从今以后，你就是我的第1个到第101个 From now on, you are my 1st to 101st.
今晚的明星是你 The star of tonight is you.
是你 It is you.
是你~今晚的明星是你~ It is you~ The star of tonight is you~
好吧，我不玩了 Okay, I won't do it.
你不要再说一遍。我会让你为此付出代价的 Don't you try to say that again.I'll make you pay for that.
你…… You...
你可以说，我就不能？ You can say it but I cannot?
我可以，你不能。 I can, you cannot.
这是从哪里来的？ Where does that come from?
它来自这里 It comes from here.
太不讲理了 Too unreasonable.
你怎么拿到博士学位的？ 这么会胡说八道？ How could you get a Ph.D. while being so nonsense?
在这种时候，统计是没用的。 At times like this, statistics is useless.
有太多数不清的事情。 There are too many things uncounted.
你喜欢有气质的人吗？ You like people with special vibes?
你是什么意思？ What do you mean by that?
如果TA约你出去，你会和他约会吗？ If the TA asked you out, will you date him?
你在说什么？ What are you saying?
他太年轻了 He is young.
如果他不年轻呢？ If he's not?
又哭又告白？ Cry and confess again?
你真的… You really...
我 I.
这辈子只需要你 Only need you in this life.
我只会和你约会 I will date only you.
谁告诉你的？ Who told you that?
你只会谈论低概率的事情 You only talk about things with low probabilities.
你知道这有多难 You know how hard it is.
一点都不低， 显然是 1/2。 Not low at all. It's obviously 1/2.
这怎么可能是1/2？ How can this be 1/2?
案例数为2 The number of cases is 2.
只爱你，不只爱你。 Love only you, love not only you.
你是说它们是独立试验？ You mean they are independent trials?
即使它们是 Even if they are,
仍然有相对的频率可以找到 There is still relative frequency to find.
人是社会性动物 Human is a social animal.
你必须计算概率频率 You have to calculate probability frequency.
因为这是一个无法用数学计算的事情 Because this is a field that can't be mathematically calculated.
这意味着事件以演绎方式发生...... It means the event occurs deductively...
我想知道 如果你学习哲学会怎样 I wonder how it would be if you studied Philosophy
现在你想要一个哲学家了？ Now you want a Philosopher?
我想要的只有一件事。 There is only one thing I want.
在校园里走在你身边 To walk beside you in campus,
喝咖啡，聊聊天 Drink coffee, have a talk,
不必特意单独走 Needn't walk seperately on purpose.
但如果你不想，那么我也没关系 But if you don't want to, then neither do I.
没有必要 You don't have to.
这个混蛋 This bastard.
又装酷了 Acting cool again.
我也表现得很好... I also acted delicious...
迷晕了 Get lost.
什么？ why？
-什么？ -我说迷晕了。 -Why? -I said get lost.
继续吹 Then blow.
吹 Blow.
-走开 - 吹一下嘛 -Go away. -Just blow.
来吧 Come on.
哎哟我现在走咯 Ouch I can go now.
我该走了 I should leave.
好的 Okay.
我先走了 I'm leaving first.
弄完后给我打电话 Call me when you're done.