玛丽 玛丽
(Epic Orchestral music)(管弦乐)
(Jaws Shark attack sounds)(大白鲨袭击的声音)
(Laughing)
你应该看看你刚刚的表情！
我再给你看看另一张脸！
(Trippy Folk music)(民谣)
你又早泄了。
我不知道你无法控制自己。
这真令人沮丧
对不起，还是不行
你最好赶紧想辙.
嘿，你听见我说的了吗？
我愿意付出任何代价不让它那么快。
唉，没人想听我的祈祷
哦，空气中有一丝寒意。
嘿，我愿意付出我的灵魂来换取持久的勃起。
(Eerie sounds) (诡异的声音)
(Lightning Strike) (雷声)
这可以安排！
你到底是谁？
放松点，别担心！
我被称为“安排者”
安排个屁...
你说过要用灵魂换取不要早泄。
我可以安排。
有门！做吧!
别这么快。
我会永远被这件事所困扰吗？
绝对的
他不会来得太过分？
当然，我保证
好吧，成交
等一下，我的灵魂？
你的灵魂又不能把我操爽！
亲爱的这到底是怎么回事！
很简单，听着。
(Lighting strike)（雷声）
你可以从罐子里直接吃，或者涂在鸡巴上，或者烹调在食物里！
把它当作甜点！
也可以放在茶里喝
它总是会自我更新。
把它放在牛排上
也可以是别的任何东西上
做吧，接受它，达成协议！ 现在！
难带这不会是毫无价值的东西？
我怎么知道这不是恶作剧？
(lightning strike) （闪电）
还需要我多说吗？
来吧，我们试试看。
(mysterious bells)（神秘的钟声）
(springing)（雨后春笋）
Holy shit! 天啊!
你能看一下吗？
是的，先生，这交易合算。
先生，现在来吗？
你听到这位女士说了，这是一笔交易.
感谢上帝！
HE had nothing to do with it 祂与此事无关。
Oh Mary!
Mary,Mary!
(Evil sounds)（邪恶的声音）
Mary...
It's so good. 太爽了。
I can feel it 我能感觉到它
It's so big, all the way in 这是如此之大，完全勃起
Harder, harder 加油 加油！
Yeah the cable car goes by and I go crazy 是缆车经过的动静，快把我搞疯了
Yeah right 是的
I tell ya, I want to turn some people on to this 我告诉你，我想请一些人
Saturday night 在这个周六晚上
We'll have a party 搞个派对
You know who to invite 你知道该邀请谁吗？
I tell you what, I'll talk to you a little later alright? 我告诉你，我待会儿再跟你谈，好吗？
So long 这么久
I see you've got your hands full 我看你还真是忙得不可开交啊
Oh poor baby 哦，可怜的宝贝
Did you bang it on the desk? 你把它撞桌子上了吗？
No no, I just sprained my ankle or something 不，不，我只是扭伤了脚踝。
I love the way you are hung 我喜欢你突出重点的方式
I like it, I really like it 我喜欢，非常喜欢
Some ones gonna come in here any minute 随时会有人来的
Oh you bruised it on a desk, can I kiss it and make it better? 哦，你在桌子上擦伤了， 我可以吻它，让它好点儿吗？
(tender flute music)（笛子音乐）
(door opening)
Oh man, this place is really getting to be a drag 哦，老兄，这地方真是个累赘
Talked to the Lab today, those assholes can't do anything right 今天和实验室谈过，那些混蛋什么也做不好
Everytime you try to talk to them, they lay all this artistic bull 每次你试图和他们谈话时，他们都会把一切推到艺术上
shit on you, as if I didn't know what a good photograph was 妈的！好像我不知道什么是好照片
Oh my god 哦，我的上帝
Hey partner what's wrong with you? You don't look so well today 嘿，搭档，你怎么了？ 你今天看起来不太好。
These assholes around here, they just work you too damn hard 这些混蛋，他们就是要让你他妈的难受
You ok man? What's wrong with you? You're jumpin all over the place 你还好吗？你是怎么了？
Come on let's go have lunch 来吧，我们去吃午饭吧。
God this office is driving me crazy 老天，这办公室快把我逼疯了
Can't even smoke a joint in here for christsakes 为了基督的缘故，甚至不能在这里抽烟
I can just imagine what it would be like if you want to get laid 我可以想象的到，如果你想睡它
A major production on television 就像电视上常演的那样
God damn 该死的
Hey mother fuckers, here's your commercial 嘿，混蛋，这是你的广告
Hank, I'm busy now why don't you... 汉克，我很忙，现在你为什么不……
What the hell is wrong with you, we are supposed to go have lunch 你他妈到底怎么了，我们应该去吃午饭
Look I can't have lunch, give me a break, 看，我不能吃午饭，让我休息一下，
Get the fuck out of here 他妈的滚出去
Oh fuck you man 哦，你他妈的
You look like you are about ready to come 你看起来好像玩嗨了
Hey brother, you are too weird for me 嘿，兄弟，你对我来说太奇怪了
Oh that was great 哦，那太好了。
I'm still turned on 我还是不太适应
You know, you've really improved 你知道你真的进步了
That was fan fucking tastic 那真他妈太棒了。
and all for the price of a soul 一切为了灵魂的代价
I am gonna have a hell of a party Saturday night 星期六晚上我要举行一个该死的派对。
and you are going to come, come, come 你会来的，来吧，
Great I'll bring my sister 太好了，我带我妹妹来。
Can she appreciate the levity of the situation 她能理解各种形势的变化
to a release the tension？ 来释放紧张情绪吗？
What? 什么？
Is she a good fuck? 她操得好吗？
Backwards, sideways, and upside down 向后，侧身，倒挂
Great position 各种体位全能
(birds chirping) (小鸟喳喳叫)
I really think you should try this one 我真的认为你应该试试这个。
You have such a lovely figure 你有这样可爱的身材
Come let's try it 来吧，让我们试试吧
(Organ music)
Ham!
Hey fuck you man, huh? 嘿他妈的你混蛋，嘿？
Hey man, now look, I just got hung up a little bit this afternoon 嘿，伙计，你看，今天下午我还担心呢。
Eh, sure you did, I guess you really know you are a motherfucker 呃，当然，我想你也知道自己是个混蛋
Look I'll turn you on to something that will make you smile from ear 看看我会让你接触到一些
to ear 让你耳目一新的东西
Yeah sure you will 是的，相信你一定会的
Hey look, its gonna be Saturday at my house, everyone 嘿，看，星期六在我家
gonna be there 大伙儿都来
You know what that means 你知道这意味着什么
You can drive outwith me 你可以和我一起开车出去。
Yeah ok, ok I'll be there 好的，好吧，我会在那里
Kid outta smile a little more, you know what I mean? 孩子走时要多一点微笑， 你知道我的意思吧？
What about your sister? 你妹妹呢？
Ah, my sister swings a lot 哦 ，她犹豫要不要来呢
(Organ)
You have such lovely breasts 你的奶子真漂亮
You really shouldn't conceal them 你真的不应该藏起它们
Their not concealed now 它们现在已经不再遮遮掩掩了
How lovely 多么可爱
Oh is that something new? I don't remember that 哦，那是新东西吗？ 我不记得了。
You are so beautiful 你是如此美丽
So soft 如此柔软
Nice and soft and beautiful 漂亮，柔软，美丽
Isn't that as sweet as I am? 这不像我一样甜蜜吗？
Come on sweet heart, come here 来吧，甜心，过来
Oh you are so soft and sweet 哦，你如此温柔甜蜜
Oh touch me there 哦，摸我
Your pubic hair is like silk 你的阴毛像丝绸一样顺滑
I am still so turned on, I don't know what to do 我还是如此的激动，不知道该怎么办
Even after the best head you've ever had in your life? 即使在站在你生命中幸福的顶点之后？
Who said it was the best? 谁说这是最好的？
Who said it wasn't? 谁说不是？
It was pretty good 相当不错
You have to watch your position in that firm there 你必须注意你在公司的地位。
Don't get carried away 不要得意忘形
You can always get a new secretary 你总可以找一个新秘书。
What's this about the party? 这个派对是怎么回事？
I can't wait to get to that party 我都迫不及待想去参加了。
I am going to be fucking everything in sight 去他妈的别人的眼光
Yeah what makes you think so? 是什么让你这么想？
Yeah maybe you will be 是的，也许你会
I think I Will 我想我会
You have a nice cock too 你还有一只漂亮的公鸡
You give head so good 你给的开头太好了
You were the one telling me a few minutes ago it wasn't so good. 几分钟前你还告诉我，情况不太好。
I was just putting you on a little bit 我只是稍微给你降点儿温
Isn't that as sweet as I am? 像我这样是不是很甜蜜呀？
OH MY GOD!
Ladies, what is it that you are doing here? 姑娘们，你在这里干什么？
This is a place of business, and not that kind of business. 这可是正经商业场所，不是干这事儿的地方。
Oh why Charles 哦，为什么，查尔斯
This is one of my best customers 这是我最好的客户之一。
I shouldn't wonder 我觉得不足为奇
and you see she has a particular problem, why 并且您看她遇到了一个特殊的问题：
we were trying on some undies 我们在试穿内衣
and her little pussy is very bare of hair 她的阴毛很稀疏。
and she needs something soft 她需要一些柔软的东西
that won't cut 那就无需剪开了
You see Mr. Carlyle, 你看查尔斯先生
Charles 查尔斯
Well you can see my problem 你可以看到我的问题
I am always interested in my customers problems 我总是很热心为顾客解决问题
How is it that I may help you 我怎么能帮到你呢？
I am a little shy 我有点害羞
I've never exposed myself like this to anyone before 我从来没有对任何人这样暴露自己
Except my doctor 除了我的医生
Listen sweetie, I've seen so many of those things, 听着，亲爱的，我见过太多了，
more than your doctor, ever in his lifetime 胜过你的医生一生所见
What about this, lovely for spring don't you think? 这个怎么样，可爱春泉，你觉得呢？
See the bump? 看出来它曾经颠簸前进了吗？
I can't say that I do, here let me try a couple of fingers 我还不能确定怎么做，让我试试有几指宽
Oh I love it, so nice with your hair 哦，我喜欢，你的头发很漂亮
Oh that feels better 哦，感觉好些了
I have an idea 我有个主意
here Charles, stand up 查尔斯，站起来
Wait a minute ladies,what are you doing now? 等等，女士们，你们在干什么？
Don't be so stuffy Charles 别那么古板，查尔斯
Brother!
Be cool, 冷静点，
Mother!
Robert!
Good heavens ladies, what is it that you are doing to me? 天哪，姑娘们，你们在对我做什么？
We will be very gentle 我们会很温柔
I have to tell you something about myself 我必须告诉你一些关于我自己的事情
Would you like a cock Charles? 你想像一只公鸡一样吗，查尔斯?
Will you watch where you are driving? 你注意到车开到哪里了吗？
I am trying to but you keep distracting me 我在努力，但是你一直在分散我的注意力
I can't wait to get you and your sister together 我迫不及待地想让你和你妹妹会合
Make a little sandwich 搞个小三明治
With you in the middle? 你在中间吗？
Depends, I like to be on top 看情况，我喜欢在最上面。
You know, like the mayonaise 你知道，就像蛋黄酱一样
How long have you lived up here? 你在这里住多久了？
Charlie Sweet, I am going to give you a rare treat 查尔斯，亲爱的，我要给你一个难得的机会。
I am going to let you fuck me in the ass 我要让你操我屁股
Oh, what do you think about that? 哦，你觉得怎么样？
Oh it's so hard to get it into my tight little asshole though... 哦，把它插进我的小屁屁太难了…
Isn't that nice? 那不是很好吗？
Isn't that sweet? 不是很甜蜜吗？
That's a nice ass 真是个不错的屁股
Yes taste her little pussy 好的，再尝尝她的小屄
Oh shhh, you like that 哦，嘘，你喜欢那个
Just like Mom's 就像妈妈一样
That's not so bad, its almost just like a dickie isn't it? 还不错，它就像小孩的围嘴，不是吗?
Charles is good at this 查尔斯很擅长此道啊
He learns fast 他学得很快。
Oh Charlie I want to marry you, will you marry me? 噢，查尔斯，我想嫁给你， 你愿意娶我吗？
Oh, if Robert only saw you now,you would be in trouble 哦，如果罗伯特现在刚好看到你，你就麻烦了
Oh Charlie, look at what you have just done 哦，查理，看看你刚刚做了什么
What did I just do? 我刚才做了什么？
Now I am going to marry you for sure! 现在我一定要嫁给你！
No, no, no!
This is terrible 这太可怕了
How could I have done this? 我怎么能这么做呢?
How are you going to tell Robert? 你打算怎么告诉罗伯特?
This is terrible, how could I have done this? 这太可怕了，我怎么能这么做呢?
This is terrible
Do you want to hear something far out? 你想听点最新消息吗?
We found the love potion 我们找到了爱情魔药。
and we are celebrating with a party on Saturday 为此本周六我们搞个派对庆祝一下
Oh wow,
I want you to come 我希望你能来
I wouldn't miss it for anything 我不会错过任何东西
Here darling, try this one 亲爱的，试试这个
I would rather see something with flowers on it 我喜欢看到有花的东西
Thank god for something normal 谢天谢地
Kate we have company 凯特，我们有客人来了
You want a drink? 你想喝一杯吗？
Yeah scotch on the rocks 是的，苏格兰威士忌加冰块。
If you got it 你明白了？
Ok
Hi how you doin? 嗨，你好吗？
Ah that is the counterpart to penthouse right? 在看《阁楼》？
They have some fantastic letters in there 那里有一些很棒的文字
Yeah they do
This one is about middle aged women and young married men 这是一个关于中年妇女和年轻已婚男人的故事。
Sort of a nice change, why should the men always get the young ones? 这是一种很好的转变，为什么男人总是能得到年轻的呢?
Probably because the men write the books 可能是因为那些书是男人写的
I just can't stop getting turned on 我就是忍不住要兴奋
You are putting me on 你在和我开玩笑
It's the vision 这就是愿景
I had this vision where，I couldn't stop fucking 我有这样的愿景。我要不停的性交
But tell me, how did both of you get turned on to each other? 但是，告诉我，你们俩是怎么开始相处的?
That's an interesting story, huh? 这是个有趣的故事，是吧?
It was awhile ago, I was 16, she was about 14 有段时间了，那时我16岁，她大约14岁。
I was dating and I had this date with a 我正在约会，和一个男人，
guy, all he wanted to do is make it with me 他总想和我一起做
he ended up coming in his pants 但一完事就提裤子走人
Then I walked into our house and I heard our parents 然后我走进我们的家，听到了父母的声音。
They were really fucking away it was ah 他们真是该死，
it was the sound of bed springs, that kind of thing 是床弹簧的声音，诸如此类的动静
Well I walked in our room and uh 我走进了我们的房间。
there she was, she was lying nude 她在那里，裸体躺着。
asleep, drenched in moonlight 睡着了，浑身浸透了月光
god it was so beautiful 天啊，真是太美了。
and um 嗯
I got undressed 我脱掉衣服
walked over 走过去
she opened her eyes 她睁开眼睛。
we just looked at each other 我们凝视着对方
and we kissed, it was very natural 我们接吻了，很自然的。
we got so excited, we started rubbing each other 我们非常兴奋，开始相互磨擦
and we suddenly came 我们突然高潮了
and um 嗯
we took a bath together 我们一起洗澡。
and we learned all the other delights 我们学会了其他所有的乐趣
you know like 你知道的
tongues, things like that 用舌头，诸如此类的东西
it was a really beautiful experience 那真是一段美妙的经历。
I like men too, most of them are a little macho 我也喜欢男人，他们大多数还算有点男子气概
I like um, making love with Bonnie 我喜欢 嗯，和邦妮做爱
It's like the best of all worlds 这就像所有世界中最好的一样
Do you want your pants off? 你想脱掉裤子吗？
You wanna take them off? 脱掉吧？
I want more meat 我想吃更多的肉
I love you so much 我如此爱你
Watch the bone 看这骨头
Your balls are so good 你的蛋蛋太棒了
Can I help? 我能为您效劳吗？
No not now
You know if I trip I think I will pull one out the window 你知道，如果我去旅行， 我想我会失掉一次在窗边干你的机会。
Come on get out of here and let me work 快点离开这里，让我工作
I wonder how we are going to use this so everyone gets some 我想知道用什么办法才能让每个人都得到一些
Put it in a drink 把它放进饮料里
Why don't you make a nice big dessert 你为什么不做一道美味的大甜点呢？
Ah that's it 啊 对呀！
I'll shape it like your cock, a super cock mold that 我会像你的公鸡一样塑造它，一个超级公鸡模型。
everyone can eat. 每个人都可以吃到。
If it affects everyone like it does me 也许它能影响到每一个人，就像我一样。
Uh oh
This wind is horrendous 这风太可怕了
I couldn't get the jag out in time 我没能及时赶到。
This is the last time I ask you to drive 这是我最后一次让你开车。
Hey this is gonna be a good party 嘿，这将是一个很好的派对。
Hey save some of that 嘿，省省吧。
I haven't been to a good party in ages 我好久没参加过好点儿的派对了。
Hey we can start the party now, he's driving 嘿，我们现在可以开始派对了，他在开车
Yeah why don't you come over here and suck my cock 你为什么不过来舔我的大公鸡
Now Rookie Hopper I am sure you realize the value of a stakeout 现在， Rookie Hopper，我确信你意识到了监视的意义。
What did they teach you at the academy about this procedure? 关于这个程序，他们在学院里教了你什么?
(garbled speech) （乱码）
What did you say Rookie Hopper? 你说什么Rookie Hopper？
No sir they didn't teach us this at the academy 不，先生，他们没有教我们这个。
Well they certainly did when I was there 我在那里的时候他们确实这么做了
Continue 继续
Yes sir
Say Rookie Hopper did you hear the joke about the pervert? 你有没有听过那个变态的笑话?
Little boy asked his Daddy 小男孩问他的爸爸。
"Daddy, Daddy, whats a pervert? “爸爸，爸爸，什么是变态？”
Father answers
Shut up son, just keep suckin 闭嘴，孩子，继续吸。
You didn't find that funny did you officer Hopper? 你没有发现你Hopper警官很有趣吗？
God damn, shit, you'll get enough of that later on tonight 该死的，今晚晚些时候你们会被管够的。
Jesus can't you drive for crying out loud? Jesus，你不能大声喊出来吗?
Oh Jesus! Really? 哦，Jesus！怎么了？
I think I swallowed your cock! 我想我吞下了你的公鸡！
Freddy, get those mother fuckers! 弗莱迪，去找那些该死的混蛋！
I'll get those bastards 我去找那些杂种
Fucking cops, I told you cunts to cut it out! 该死的警察，我可告诉过你要你罢手!
Fred you passed a stop sign 弗雷德，你通过了一个停车标志。
I don't want to go to jail, I wanna go to the party 我不想进监狱，我想去参加派对。
Come on let's go! 来吧，我们走!
He's gaining on us, come on lets go 他在逼近我们，快走吧。
WATCH OUT! 小心!
FASTER FRED! GET EM! 快弗莱德！抓住他们！
Garbage cans, WATCH OUT! 垃圾桶，当心！
GET EM FRED NO THIS WAY! 让弗莱德不要这样！
Mary, you are beautiful 玛丽，你很漂亮
Oh I'll get that 哦，我会明白的
How you doin? 你好啊
You didn't have to, we have plenty 你没必要客气，我们都准备了。
Oh I just thought 哦,一点心意
You are the first to come 你是第一个来的。
It's Jane
Why don't you go into the living room, I'll be there in a minute 你为什么不进客厅，我马上就到。
Scotch right? Right 苏格兰威士忌？赖特
Can I do anything to help? 我能帮什么忙吗？
Uh no, I am almost done 呃，不必，我快做完了
Oh, what's this? 哦，这是什么？
This is a special treat for the evening 这是今晚的特色菜。
Wait and see 等着瞧吧
Oh what I could do with a cock like that 哦，我能用这样的公鸡做什么
You do alright without one 没有别人你也干得很好
What do you think about our little creations? 你觉得我们的小发明怎么样?
Oh I want it, I want it 哦，我想要，我想要
Oh, more people 哦，又来客人了
(Bongo and flute music) （邦戈和长笛音乐）
Ned Delmont?
Yes?
I'm Andre
We are here for the party 我们是来参加派对的
Oh yeah, of course, come right in 哦，是的，当然，来吧
You wanna come in too? 你也想进来吗？
Live music? That's great 现场音乐？太棒了
Drink? 喝点什么？
No thanks 不用了，谢谢
Well that is some sort of table? How does it work? 那是个工作台吗？怎么用？
You'll see, I have some magic in my hands 你很快就知道了，我手中有魔法
Can we get a good uptempo? 我们能快点吗?
Hey a drummer tonight 嘿今晚的鼓手怎么样？
It's no that I don't dig guys I just prefer women 不，我不喜欢男人，只是喜欢女人。
I sense a great change in you 我觉得你的变化很大
Why don't we slip away and get a quickie in early? 我们为什么不早点溜走呢?
Do you know that some people like to get the crap scared out of them? 你知道有人总喜欢吓唬别人吗？
Especially when they are kids 尤其是当他们是孩子的时候
Why?
I don't know, I always had to tell little wolf bane stories 我不知道，我总给他们讲小狼的故事。
When I had to babysit 当我不得不照看孩子的时候。
What kind of stories did you tell? 你都说了些什么?
You know you gotta set the mood, (scary sounds) 你知道你必须调整情绪，(可怕的声音)
I've never fucked in this room before 我以前从没在这个房间里干过。
Well there is always a first time 好吧，总有第一次。
It's such a nice night 真是个美好的夜晚。
It is pretty isn't it? 很漂亮，不是吗?
Wonderful view 奇妙的景象
Oh take it off 哦 脱掉吧
Oh you look so good in it 哦，你看起来好棒
Oh you couldn't believe it man here comes a woman cop 哦，你简直不敢相信 一个男人在那里干一个女警察
She's got a billy club, waving it in the air, 她挥舞警棍
I thought she was gonna shove it up my ass 我都以为它会落到我屁股上了
(shouting) (大喊)
She was a real hocky puck if she was anything at all 无论如何，她真是个古怪的家伙。
(shouting)
I am sure glad it's over I never thought we would get here 我很高兴事情过去了。 我从未想过我们会来到这里
I always wanted to see a scene here Boris Karloff is a child molester 我一直想在这里看到一个场景： 鲍里斯·卡洛夫成了一名儿童性骚扰者。
(Boris Karloff imitation if he was a child molester) （模仿Boris Karloff，假设他是猥亵儿童犯）
Legosi was a letch right? Come, come, come to my castle Legosi是一个好色之人，对吧？ 来吧，来吧，欢迎来到我的城堡
You know biting people on the neck 你知道喜欢咬人脖子的
Always the busty ones, you ever notice that? 总是那些胸部丰满的，你注意到了吗?
Oh yes come into my castle I want to suck your blood 哦，来吧，进入我的城堡，我想吸你的血。
Hi boss here I am for the party 你好，老板，我也要加入。
Why do we have here? 我们为什么会在这里?
What do we have here? You never wore this to the office 看看这儿有啥？ 你从来没有把这个带到办公室过
Which way does it go? 这回走那条路呢？
Isn't this sweet? 很甜蜜吧？
I think it's about time 我想是时候了。
Ok
Shut up! 安静一下！
We have made a very special delight 我们准备了非常特别的东西
For all your pleasures 为了所有人的快乐
(cheering) （欢呼）
I'll tell you something 我跟你说
It's the best god damn thing I've ever ate 这是我吃过的最好的东西。
Hey give me some of that 嘿，给我一些。
Everyone must eat some 每个人都必须吃点
A toast, a toast, a toast! 干杯，干杯，干杯!
To the best cock in the world 敬世界上最棒的公鸡。
and heres the prototype 和它的原型
I'm not really that hungry 我不太饿。
Good
It's so fucking good 真他妈的爽
I've never fucked this much before in my whole life 我这辈子从来没有这样玩过。
Hey man what are you gonna leave for, this is ridiculous 嘿，你要去哪里，这太可笑了
Yeah come on you guys， I haven't gotten to you yet 来吧，伙计，我还没干到你呢
God Damn, I want more of that 妈的，我想要更多。
More! 更多！
It's so good 太棒了
We are all together now 现在我们融为一体了
(Screaming) (尖叫)
(coughing) (咳嗽)
(lightning) (闪电)
Even though you are dead we are all one 即使你死了，我们都是一体的
Come 来吧
Come with me 跟我来
It is arranged 都安排好了