美人心計 第六集
我的天啊 My Goodness.
-這條很棒 齊格 -那太... - Good one, Ziggy. - That was--
不錯 來吧 Yeah. Get out.
-寶貝 來吧 -拿出實力 小丫頭 - Go, honey, go, go, go. - Bring it on, sister.
-棒 -天啊 空手道小明星 - Yes! - My Gosh. Karate star.
怎麼了 What?
熾烈的愛
我不該上網搜他 攪亂你的思維 I should've never Googled him or stirred you up like that.
這是我這輩子最大的問題 總愛沒事找事「不放過死去的狗」 This is my problem in life-- I can never let dead dogs lie.
但這才是問題所在 他沒死 Well, but that's the problem. He's not dead.
據我們所知 他還逍遙法外 不知在哪侵犯女人 For all we know, he's out there right now assaulting women.
我能問你一下嗎 你開車去過去時 Can I ask you, when you went on this little road trip,
你帶著槍去了嗎 did you-- did you take your gun?
-沒有 -聽起來不像沒有 - No. - You don't sound sure.
我沒帶槍 I didn't take my gun.
如果薩克森·貝克就是那個人 And had this Saxon Baker been the guy,
你會怎麼做 what would you have done?
還有其他人嗎 Were there others?
你搜索的時候 還搜到其它薩克森了嗎 Other Saxons in your Internet search?
你搬到蒙特利是為了重新開始 過好未來的日子 Listen, you moved to Monterey to start over, to build a future.
我建議你把心思放在這上面 忘掉過去 I suggest you focus on that, not the past.
你會殺了我 You're gonna kill me.
我明早得去鳳凰城 I have to go to Phoenix tomorrow morning.
我週四晚上就回來 I'll be back Thursday night.
但那部劇是首演之夜啊 But it's the play, and it's opening night.
我回來之後 就會去看 Well, I'll-- I'll see it when I get back.
這是首演之夜 It's opening night.
梅德琳會很失望 Madeline's gonna be so disappointed.
這件事對她很重要 It's a whole big thing.
我也不想你去看首映 I don't want you going to the premiere either.
什麼 What?
跟我一起去鳳凰城吧 Come to Phoenix with me.
-寶貝 -我知道"跟我一起去鳳凰城" - Baby... - I know "Come to Phoenix with me"
不是你聽過的最浪漫的事 isn't the most romantic thing you've ever heard.
但我們可以悄悄去塞多納待一晚 But we can-- we can sneak off to Sedona for a night.
我不行 No, I can't do that.
-為什麼 -因為這樣她就不會再理我了 - Why? - Because she will never speak to me again.
這對她很重要 It's a big thing for her.
梅德琳讓我有點火大了 Madeline is beginning to piss me off.
我們這樣偷偷去過二人世界的機會多難得啊 How often do we get a chance to sneak away, just the two of us?
瞧瞧你在幹什麼 Look what you're doing.
-瞧瞧 -什麼 怎麼了 - Look at it. - What? What?
你突然就說要走了 You're the one who suddenly has to leave
結果我還讓你失望了 and I am the one who disappoints.
我只是想製造浪漫 I'm just trying to be romantic.
就想浪漫一下 Just a little bit romantic here.
媽媽 Mom?
我不想 I don't want to.
離了婚就不該做朋友 Divorced people are not supposed to be friends,
不該和和氣氣 不該一起吃什麼飯... supposed to be civil, or have dinner together, or...
有時候撕破臉也沒事 You know, it's okay for things to be ugly sometimes.
這就是生活 That's, like, life.
懂了 Got it.
生活可以鬧得很難看 Life can be ugly.
我記住了 謝謝 I'll make a note of that. Thank you.
你們幹什麼呢 What you doing?
就在花園裡瞎倒騰呢 親愛的 Just puttering around in the garden, honey.
幫助事物成長進化 Trying to help things grow and evolve.
你一整天都忙什麼了 What have you been doing all day
關著房門一整天 也不出來 behind your closed door there, locked away?
-忙你的秘密項目嗎 -是啊 - Working on your secret project? - Yeah.
但很快就不是秘密項目了 Well, it won't be a secret for much longer.
我會在週三正式揭曉 My official unveiling is on Wednesday.
你在這事上沒少花心思啊 You've been working really hard on this.
現在的大學注重有熱情的項目 Well, colleges look for passion projects now, you know.
不僅僅關注 It's not just about, like,
你的學業成績 你是不是排球隊長 your GPA and being captain of volleyball.
-終於改變了 -是啊 - Finally. - Yeah.
我想謝謝你週二請我媽他們過來吃飯 I wanted to say thank you for having the dinner on Tuesday.
我知道你和我媽向來不和 I know you and Mom don't really get along
也不想合得來 or, you know, necessarily want to,
但我們一家人能時而像以前一樣聚一下 but the idea that we can all be together sometimes like we used to...
感覺挺棒的 is kind of cool.
-安 -晚安 親愛的 - Night. - Good night, sweetie.
別說話 繼續剪吧 Don't. Just cut.
我感覺自己打開了充滿暴力的"潘多拉的盒子" I feel like I just opened up a giant can of violent worms.
你跟她怎麼說的 So, how did you leave it with her?
我試著勸她消氣了 Well, I tried to diffuse her.
你能想像我勸人不要動怒的樣子嗎 Imagine me playing the role of diffuser.
我就不該管別人的閒事 I should just stay out of other people's lives.
我會跟她談的 I'll talk to her.
-你能跟她說什麼 -什麼意思 - What could you possibly say? - Excuse me?
她跟我的生活都聯繫不到一起 Well, I mean, she can hardly relate to my life.
怎麼可能跟你的生活有共鳴呢 What on earth is she gonna do to identify with yours,
你的生活那麼完美 which is just a tick north of perfect?
我的生活也不完美 梅德琳 My life isn't perfect, Madeline.
我也經歷過糟糕的事 Bad things have happened to me.
我理解她正經歷的感受 I do understand the concept.
抱歉 我說錯話了 I'm sorry. I offended you.
我聽出來了 你就讓我一邊兒待著吧 I can hear it in your voice. Just tell me to go fuck myself.
不 我不會那麼做 No, I'm not gonna do that.
我就是覺得她不是個危險的人 I just don't think she's a dangerous person.
是嗎 我開始有些擔心了 Really? I'm starting to get a little bit worried.
我回頭再打給你吧 I'm gonna have to call you back.
佩里在你身邊嗎 Is Perry there?
喂 Hello?
-喂 -我回頭再打給你 - Hello? - I'm just gonna have to call you back, all right?
好 晚安 親愛的 Okay. Night, honey.
好 Okay.
說說看 寶貝 你經歷了什麼糟糕的事 Tell me, baby, what bad things have happened to you.
好了 別看了 寶貝 我們停車了 All right, put it away, babe. We're pulling up.
等看完我最喜歡的部分 Wait, my favorite part.
齊格 你放學後可以繼續看 Ziggy, you can watch it when you get home from school.
-放下吧 -就是這段了 - Put it away. - Here it is.
我們能談談嗎 Can you come see me?
好 Yeah.
學校裡有人發起了一項請願活動 There is, evidently, a petition circulating,
要求齊格勒令停學 calling for Ziggy's suspension.
停學嗎 His suspension?
我對此非常氣憤 尼派爾先生也是 I am furious about it, as is Mr. Nippal,
我們會阻止此事 and we will get it stopped.
但與此同時... But in the meantime--
真有人簽這份請願書嗎 Are people actually signing this?
是 看起來是這樣 Yeah, it seems so.
他才六歲 He's six!
我們都不知道他有沒有欺負別人 We don't even know that he's the bully!
我知道 我也是剛得知此事 I know. I just found out about it myself.
我們一定會處理好 And we will absolutely handle it.
齊格當然不會被停學 Ziggy will of course not be suspended.
我毫不羞愧地說 是我發起了那項請願 I'm not ashamed to say I started the petition.
學校坐視不管啊 The school was doing nothing.
哈普那個女人拼了命想討好蕾娜塔 That Harper was so far up Renata's ass,
她簡直是無下限地巴結人家 she could've chewed her food for her.
-我簽了請願書 -我簽字了 - I signed the petition. - I signed it.
-我不小心簽了 -學校不是坐視不管 - I accidentally signed it. - The school was not doing nothing.
學校會撤回請願書 The petition we will get squashed.
我更擔心的是... I am more concerned--
有些家長告誡孩子 不要和齊格玩兒 some of the children have been instructed not to play with Ziggy.
-請願書是你搞的鬼嗎 -你說什麼 - Are you behind this petition? - Excuse me?
我他媽問你話呢 I asked you a fucking question.
-冷靜 -別他媽恐嚇我 - Calm down. - Don't fucking threaten me.
-是你幹的嗎 -你能把我怎麼樣呀 - Was it you? - What are you gonna do, huh?
掐我嗎 Choke me?
你幹什麼 Excuse me!
-你敢... -別打了 - Don't you...! - Stop, stop!
-天啊 人家的眼睛呀 -你是不是有病啊 - My God, my eye! - What the hell is wrong with you?!
如果他們長點心眼 If they had any sense,
那時候就會取消益智問答之夜了 they would've canceled trivia Night right then and there.
她捅了她眼睛之前 那個益智問答之夜 I had actually planned on skipping Trivia Night
我都不想去呢 until the eye gouging.
我當初真該接了雷克雅未克的那份工作 I should've taken that job in Reykjavik.
我會告死你 I'm gonna sue you!
她眼睛沒事吧 Is her eye okay?
還用說嗎 Apparently.
她不會有事的 She'll be fine.
我要盡快離開這裡 I need to get out of this town as soon as possible.
先別走 Hold on a second.
齊格很受歡迎 Ziggy is very well-liked.
克洛伊說他人緣很好 Chloe says he's popular.
就連艾瑪貝拉都跟他一起玩兒 Even Amabella plays with him.
問題出在父母身上 This is about the parents,
我不會讓你受人恐嚇而搬出蒙特利 and I'm not gonna have you bulldozed out of Monterey.
-不管怎樣 我也是 -沒錯 - Neither will I, for what it's worth. - Exactly.
-謝謝 -謝謝 - Thank you. - Thank you.
謝謝 Thanks.
很多家長說不定正暗地裡為你鼓掌呢 A lot of parents are probably applauding you right now.
這裡可不只有一個人 There's more than one person
想痛扁蕾娜塔·克萊恩呢 in this town that wants to deck Renata Klein,
絕對包括你 yours truly included.
我其實覺得這是件好事 I actually think this is a good thing.
是時候讓大家知道 It's high time that people
簡·查普曼不是什麼好惹的人了 know they shouldn't fuck with Jane Chapman.
他們也不會去招惹你家孩子 And they're not gonna mess with your kid either.
我當時帶槍去了 I had my gun.
什麼 What?
我去聖路易斯奧比斯波時 包裡帶著槍 I had my gun in my purse when I went to San Luis Obispo.
我應該不會真開槍 但我當時帶槍去了 I don't think I would've shot him, but I had it.
好吧 Okay.
我跟你說實話 Well, I'm not gonna lie.
這讓我心驚了一下 That gives me pause.
也讓我心驚了一下 Yeah, it gives me pause, too.
我覺得我要瘋了 Like, I think I'm going insane.
我依然希望他是個好人 Like, I still hope that whoever he is is a nice guy.
也許那晚只是個糟糕的誤會 That, like, maybe that night was just a bad misunderstanding,
可能那晚出了差錯 亦或是他度過了不順的一天 or a night gone wrong, or he had a bad day,
還可能是他父母出了車禍 or his parents got in a car crash.
我編造這些瘋狂的藉口 I, like, make up these crazy excuses
因為我渴望相信 because I'm so desperate to believe
齊格的父親是個好人 that Ziggy's father is actually a good person.
他最近... Well, he's been very...
頻頻示愛 affectionate.
很黏人 Very clingy.
這通常意味著他缺乏安全感 Which usually means he's feeling insecure.
或者 Or...
或者什麼 Or what?
或者意味著我掌握著權力 Or it means I have the power.
有時權力在他手上 有時在我手上 Sometimes he has it, sometimes I have it.
就像蹺蹺板一樣 It's like a seesaw.
你什麼時候會獲得權力 When do you get the power?
他打你以後嗎 After he hits you?
嗯 當他打了我 我就會占據上風 Yeah. When he hurts me, I get the upper hand.
他越打我 我上風就越大 The more he hurts me, the higher I go,
占據的時間就越久 直到... the longer I stay, until...
過去幾天 He's been...
他很... very loving...
鐘情 the last few days.
但在某個時候 他會重獲權力 But at some point, he gets the power back.
通常是在... Usually when--
我的淤傷消失的時候 when my bruises fade and--
他不再那麼有負罪感 and he doesn't feel as guilty,
他感到不安 he feels insecure.
然後一切就再次上演 And then it all happens again.
他目前人在哪 Where is he now?
鳳凰城 今早走的 He's in Phoenix. He left this morning.
你要什麼時候才會離開他 瑟萊絲特 When are you gonna leave him, Celeste?
當他把你打得夠重 When he hurts you badly enough?
當他傷害孩子的時候嗎 When... he hurts the children?
他絕不會傷孩子 He will never hurt the children--
你需要租個公寓 You need to rent an apartment.
在當地 Locally,
如果你不想妨礙你兒子的學業 if you don't want to disrupt the boys' school.
我們考慮得太超前了 We're getting way ahead of ourselves here.
我不這麼認為 No, I don't think so.
儲備好食物 Stock the refrigerator.
確保水電氣都繳了費 Make sure the utilities are paid for.
給孩子們鋪好床 Have the beds set up for the kids.
把一切都準備好 Get it all ready so we can at least remove
到時候就不用擔心你可以去哪了 "Where on God's earth would I go?" from the equation.
到時候 住所 You'll have a place,
心態和新的生活都已就位 a mindset, another life standing by
如果你到時需要 should you need it.
而... Which...
我們都知道 你會需要的 we both know you will.
我不覺得心理諮詢師應該這樣 I don't think a therapist should be this, um...
你不應該這麼做 I don't think you should be behaving like this.
我給你商業改進局的電話 I'll get you the number of the Better Business Bureau
你可以檢舉我 and you can report me.
與此同時 開始記錄家暴過程 In the meantime, start documenting the abuse.
寫下所有細節 Write everything down.
拍下你的傷 保留醫生報告 Photograph your injuries. Keep doctor reports.
這在爭奪撫養權中可能起到關鍵作用 That could be important in a custody battle.
像你丈夫這樣的男人 通常都會爭取撫養權 And men like your husband typically do go for custody.
他有資源 錢 人脈 He has the resources, the money, the contacts.
最重要的 Most importantly...
他有誓不罷休的自尊心 he has the ego to see this through.
我不懂為什麼你現在如此危言聳聽 I don't understand why you're being such an alarmist right now--
因為我很擔心 Because I'm alarmed.
你有跟別人說起家暴的事嗎 Have you told anybody else about the abuse?
沒 No.
-為什麼 -不知道 - Why not? - I don't know.
你猜下原因 If you were to guess.
或許是我很在意 Perhaps my self-worth
他人看我的眼光 is made up of how other people see me.
不好意思 我真的很震驚 I'm sorry. I-- I'm just amazed
病人能在否認的硬殼下窩藏 by patients who can harbor such profound self-awareness
如此深刻的自我意識 underneath the hard shell of denial.
找一個能吐露衷腸的朋友 Find a friend to confide in.
今天就去找 Do it today.
因為呢 Because?
因為一旦要爭奪撫養權的話 Because if there is a custody battle,
佩里的律師會問 you know what Perry's lawyer will be asking--
"你有跟任何人說起過嗎 懷特女士" "Did you ever tell anybody, Mrs. Wright?
真的嗎 你沒跟任何人說過 Really? You told nobody at all?
是因為從沒發生過嗎 Is that because it never really happened?
你只是為了贏得撫養權而捏造的這一切嗎 And you're just making all this up to win custody?
事實上 你一直堅稱 In fact, you've repeatedly maintained
佩里是個好丈夫 好父親 what a wonderful husband and father Perry is.
對嗎 懷特女士 Haven't you, Mrs. Wright?
從沒有人目睹過這所謂的家暴 Nobody's ever witnessed this alleged abuse, ever.
是嗎 懷特女士 Isn't that true, Mrs. Wright?
只有你的一面之詞 你之前說他很優秀 We only have your word. You said he was wonderful.
而現在你說他是禽獸 Now you say he's a monster.
你是之前在說謊 還是現在在說謊 Were you lying then or are you lying now?"
你是個律師 You're a lawyer.
你知道證人的重要性 You know how important it is to have a witness.
-你好 -是朱麗葉 對嗎 - Hello. - Hey. Juliette, right?
-你想幹什麼 -你想 - What do you want? - Do you want--
我只想說我很抱歉 I-- I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry.
之前我徹底失控了 出格了 I completely lost control and I stepped out of line,
我不該那麼推你的 and I should have never shoved you like that.
沒有任何藉口 我很抱歉 There's no excuses and I'm so sorry.
是啊 Yeah.
事實是 我終於意識到 The truth is is I finally realized
我一直以來的感受和你的感受是一樣的 that I've been feeling exactly what you must be feeling.
沒有比自己孩子受欺負更讓人難受的事了 對吧 There's nothing worse than your child being victimized, right?
所以我理解也完全 So, I understand and completely empathize
與你感同身受 with what you're going through.
我很確信齊格是清白的 I am as sure as any parent can be that Ziggy is innocent.
我帶他去看了兒童心理醫生 她盤問了他 I took him to a child psychologist and she examined him
檢查了他的心理 說他是個溫和的小男孩 and tested him and said that he was a gentle young boy
他做不出他被指控的那些事 who's completely incapable of doing what he's been accused of.
蕾娜塔 我已經智窮力竭了 Renata, I am at my wit's end.
我不知道還能做什麼 I don't know what to do anymore.
艾瑪貝拉仍然覺得是他在傷害她嗎 Does Amabella still say that he's hurting her?
沒 她 No. She...
說他是個貼心的孩子 says he's a sweet boy.
那迎新日的事呢 And orientation?
她沒有收回指控 不過... Well, she hasn't taken back the accusation, but...
她不想和我們深入談下去 she refuses to talk to us about anything further.
你覺得你智窮力竭 You think you're at your wit's end.
我女兒才是受傷的那個人 My daughter is the one getting hurt
而我對此無能為力 and I can't stop it.
我對此很難過 I'm so sorry.
我也是 Me, too.
謝謝你 Thank you.
寶寶又掉了一顆乳牙 Yeah, my baby lost another baby tooth.
-我放在枕頭下了 -很好 - I put it under my pillow. - Good.
根本沒有牙仙 笨蛋 是爸爸媽媽拿走的 There is no tooth fairy, idiot. It's Mom and Dad.
-你能去拿張紙巾過來嗎 -在流血嗎 - Would you please get me a tissue? - Is it bleeding?
只有一點 No, not a lot.
-這有壞小孩嗎 -爸爸 - Are there any bad teenagers in here? - Dad!
-你怎麼回來了 -孩子們 - What are you doing here? - Hey, boys.
我們今晚不是要去首映禮嗎 Don't we have a premiere to attend tonight?
你為了那部音樂劇提前回來了 You made it back for the play?
我怎麼能錯過呢 I wouldn't miss it for the world.
你是為了我嗎 You did that for me?
當然 Yeah. Of course.
謝謝 Thank you.
哇塞 Wow! Kazowie!
你說了"哇塞"嗎 Did you say "Kazowie"?
-是的 你真漂亮 -謝謝 親愛的 - I did. You look fantastic. - Thank you, honey.
有重要約會嗎 What, you got a big date or something?
沒錯 確實有 As a matter of fact, I do.
一個很重要的約會 A very big date.
祝賀你音樂劇的首場演出 Congrats on your opening night.
謝謝 親愛的 Thank you, honey.
我跟那部劇已經沒有關係了 I don't really have anything to do with it anymore.
關係可大了 You have a huge amount to do with it.
要不是你 這部戲根本不會上演 不是嗎 It wouldn't even be happening but for you. Are you kidding?
-我們走吧 -好 - Let's go. - Okay.
我看起來怎麼樣 How do I look?
-挺好的 -謝謝 - You look nice. - Thank you.
記住 你不能唱這首歌 Remember, you're not allowed to sing that one.
-好的 -你可以彈奏 但不能唱 - Okay. - You can play it, but you can't sing it.
-為什麼我不能去看那出音樂劇 -不適合小孩 - Why can't I go to the play? - It's not really for kids.
-我喜歡木偶 -我知道 - I like puppets. - I know you do.
是因為木偶做愛嗎 Is it because the puppets have sex?
-誰跟你說的 -克洛伊 - Who told you that? - Chloe.
她說男木偶把丁丁插進了女木偶 She said the boy puppet puts his penis in the girl puppet.
克洛伊說的嗎 Chloe said that?
嗯 有些惡心 Yeah, it's icky.
有時 Sometimes...
噁心的事能產生魔法 齊格 magic comes from icky, Ziggy.
不過這些三言兩語說不清 That's a longer conversation, though.
-你好 -"小冠軍"過得怎麼樣 - Hi. - How's my little champion?
-很好 -是嗎 - Awesome. - Yeah?
-這週學了新的和弦嗎 -嗯 - You learn some more chords this week? - Yeah.
你一向如此 Yeah, you always do.
-你好 -非常感謝你 - Hi! - Thank you so much.
-客氣 -我不會離開太久 - No problem. - I won't be gone too long.
親我一下 Give me a kiss.
你太美了 You look amazing.
謝謝 Thank you.
這件洋裝很美 Beautiful dress.
我們快遲到了 We're gonna be late.
別動 Stop.
別鬧了 Don't do that.
-你是說這樣嗎 -對 - What, this? - Yeah.
我以為你喜歡這樣呢 I thought you liked when I did that.
-好了啦 -怎麼 - Just, come on. - What?
-準備出門了 -遲到一會無所謂 - Get ready. - We can be a little late.
不行 No, we can't.
我見到你太興奮了 Well, I'm just very excited to see you.
能和我美麗的嬌妻待在家 To be home with my beautiful wife.
我感覺到了 Yeah, I can feel that.
是嗎 你有感覺到嗎 Yeah, you can feel that?
天啊 這招不簡單 God, that's quite a trick.
這招不簡單 It is quite a trick.
拜託嘛 寶貝 我們真該出發了 Come on, baby, please get ready. We've got to go.
-別急 我只想... -求你了 這很重要 - Calm down, I just want-- - Please, this is important.
-我們真該走了 -怎麼回事 - We've got to go. - What-- what is this?
-說真的 夠了 -怎麼了嗎 - Really, stop it. - What's wrong?
你怎麼回事 吃了藥嗎 What did you do, take a pill or something?
我當然沒吃藥 No, of course I didn't take a pill.
你的魅力足以讓我興奮 You're actually capable of arousing me
不需要吃藥 瑟萊絲特 without medication, Celeste.
-你真是胡鬧 -你說什麼 - You're being ridiculous. - I-- huh?
你說這樣算胡鬧 Is this being ridiculous? What?
糟糕 Shit.
我的天啊 寶貝 My God. Baby? Baby?
♪只在當下♪ ♪當下有愛♪ ♪Only for now♪ ♪For now there's love♪
♪只在當下♪ ♪當下要工作♪ ♪Only for now♪ ♪For now there's work♪
♪快樂只存在當下♪ ♪For now there's happiness♪
♪但只在當下♪ ♪生活只在當下♪ ♪But only for now♪ ♪For now there's life♪
♪只在當下♪ ♪當下有愛♪ ♪Only for now♪ ♪For now there's love♪
♪只在當下♪ ♪當下要工作♪ ♪Only for now♪ ♪For now there's work♪
♪快樂只存在當下♪ ♪For now there's happiness♪
她還沒發簡訊什麼的嗎 Still no text or anything?
肯定是保姆臨時不來了 She must have lost her sitter.
♪只在當下♪ ♪當下的友誼♪ ♪Only for now♪ ♪ For now there's friendship♪
♪只在當下♪ ♪Only for now♪
♪性愛只是當下♪ ♪Sex is only for now♪
♪髮型只是當下♪ ♪Your hair is only for now♪
♪這出劇也只在當下♪ ♪This show is only for now♪
♪轉瞬即逝♪ ♪只在當下♪ ♪It'll only last a while♪ ♪Only for now♪
♪但只是暫時的♪ ♪But it's only temporary...♪
太精彩了 So good.
♪生命中的一切♪ ♪Everything in life♪
♪都只存在當下♪ ♪Is only for now♪
-那我們明天見 -好 - Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. - Yes.
-恭喜你 -斯圖 謝謝捧場 - Congratulations. - Stu. Thanks for coming.
-恭喜 -兩位好 怎麼樣 - Hey, congrats. - Hey, guys. How's it going?
-梅梅 恭喜你 -謝謝 - Maddie, congratulations. - Thank you.
-太棒了 -說得好 我去拿點喝的 - Amazing. - That is a good idea. I'm gonna get us some drinks.
-好 -表演真的很棒 - Okay. - That was really great.
-雖然我不是木偶迷 但... -沒錯 - I'm not a huge fan of Muppets, but... - Right.
-艾比呢 -她趕著離開 - Where'd Abby go? - She rushed out.
她要我轉告你 她非常喜歡 She told me to tell you she loved it.
她趕著離開去哪裡 Oh. What's she rushing out to do?
-就是那個秘密項目的事 -項目 - It's the whole project, secret project. - Project.
看樣子她非常投入 Seems to be all-consuming.
我去找埃德好了 Well, I'm gonna join Ed.
-好的 -謝謝你們參加 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you for coming.
-真的很棒 -是啊 - Yeah. It was amazing. - Yeah.
-我去打給瑟萊絲特 -待會告訴我 - I'm gonna call Celeste. - Yeah, just let me know.
-梅德琳 -托麗 你好 - Madeline. - Hi, Tori. Hello.
-恭喜你 -謝謝 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
也恭喜你 喬瑟夫表現得很棒 And to you, too. Joseph was great.
我覺得整場演出很順利 And I feel like it went really well.
-是不是你 -抱歉 什麼意思 - Was it you? - I'm sorry?
你是不是喬瑟夫愛上的女人 Are you the woman Joseph is in love with?
我不知道你在說什麼 I-- I don't know what you're talking about.
我知道他一年前曾經出軌 I know he had an affair a year ago.
他撒謊時 我總能看穿 I can tell when he lies.
-那個... -他也說.. - Okay-- - He also...
他已經不愛她了 told me he was over her.
然而... Which...
我看得出 他在說謊 I can tell when he lies.
是不是你 Was it you?
我婚姻幸福 I'm happily married.
我和喬瑟夫只是朋友 I'm just friends with Joseph.
我絕不會那麼做 I would never do that.
你當時在他車上做什麼 What were you doing in his car?
你好安靜 You're kind of quiet.
我只是... I'm just...
回味這一切 reflecting on all of it.
今晚很了不起 Big night.
還以為你會驕傲地自我膨脹呢 You'd think you'd be bubbling over a bit with pride.
-你該自豪 -謝謝 親愛的 - You should be. - Thanks, honey.
不知道為什麼 I don't know, for some reason
我卻想著跟邦妮和內森吃晚餐的事 I'm just thinking about this dinner with Bonnie and Nathan.
我只是有點擔心 I'm just kind of dreading it.
-不用擔心 -嗯 - It'll be fine. - Yeah.
[瑟萊絲特·懷特來電]
終於聯繫了 她最好有個好藉口 Finally. She better have a good reason.
你去哪裡了 Where were you?
什麼 What?
-尿道斷裂 -就是啊 - A broken urethra. - I know!
你能想像嗎 Can you even imagine?
克洛伊 該上床睡覺了 寶寶 Chloe, it's time to go to bed, honey.
-再十分鐘 -不行 該睡覺了 - Give me 10! - No, time for bed right now.
克洛伊 趕緊 Chloe, now.
七分鐘 最後出價 Seven, final offer.
現在就去 I said now.
-晚安 乖乖 -晚安 - Good night, sweetie. - Good night.
我愛你 Love you.
我也愛你 Love you, too.
-晚安 小乖乖 -愛你 - Night, honeycake. - Love you.
我也愛你 I love you, too.
所以他們是在... So, it-- it happened during...
真是狂野地性愛啊 I mean, talk about wild sex.
你能想像進醫院的情景嗎 Can you imagine being in the hospital?
有夠丟臉啊 I mean, how embarrassing!
我只是無法想像 什麼樣的激情 I just can't imagine the passion it would take
可以造成尿道斷裂 to shatter a urethra in two places.
你口氣中帶有羨慕 You sound a little envious.
想要我也讓你尿道斷裂嗎 Do you want me to smash yours?
不至於要斷裂 但是你懂的 Well, not smash, but, you know.
我們從沒有過狂野性愛 We never have wild sex.
我是說 我們也不錯 I mean, we have nice sex.
我很喜歡 但... I like it, but, you know,
過程通常只持續四到六分鐘 it usually times out between four and six minutes,
既不危險 也不可能受傷 and neither of us are in any remote danger of physical injury.
-這麼說有點過分了 埃德 -抱歉 - Well, that's just kind of mean, Ed. - Sorry.
或許我真的羨慕他們 Maybe I am envious?
佩里一踏進門 然後就慾火焚身 I mean, what, Perry walks through the door and, whoosh!
多希望我們也有那種慾火 I wish we had that kind of desire.
你說的"我們"是指我吧 Well, by "We" You mean me.
你是熱情如火的人 Okay, you're a fiery person.
因此你對我的不溫不火 Which makes your tepidness
顯得特別不同 for me just more conspicuous.
我不想責怪你 I don't mean to punish you--
感覺你就在責怪我 Well, I mean, it feels like you are.
我不斷告訴自己 已婚夫婦 I tell myself all the time, like, married people, you know,
在一起久了 難免會... after a while they reach this...
性生活冷淡 很正常 sexual plateau, and that's the norm.
但是又聽說別的夫妻 Then I hear about other couples, you know,
尿道斷裂什麼的 breaking urethras, and...
但你本身也算不上如狼似虎吧 埃德 Well, it's hardly like you're some sort of raging bull, Ed.
你只有在你跨過我 The only time you touch me
去拿眼藥水的時候 才會碰我吧 is when you're reaching across me to get the Visine for--
那是因為你不想要 梅德琳 That's because you don't want it, Madeline.
我們從絕口不提 We never talk about that
是因為一旦說穿 就很難繼續假裝 because that would make it harder to pretend.
而有時候... And sometimes that's the--
婚姻幸福的精髓就在於假裝 不是嗎 the essence of a happy marriage, isn't it?
假裝的能力 The ability to pretend.
越接近益智問答之夜 In the days leading up to Trivia Night,
似乎有越來越多人想殺死對方 it just seemed more and more people wanted to kill each other.
多到數不清 It was hard to keep track.
♪萬能的神♪ ♪Lord Almighty♪
♪我感覺體溫高升♪ ♪I feel my temperature rising♪
♪越來越熱♪ ♪Higher and higher♪
♪快燒穿我的靈魂♪ ♪It's burning through to my soul♪
♪女孩女孩♪ ♪Girl, girl, girl♪
♪你讓我慾火焚身♪ ♪You gonna set me on fire♪
♪腦袋燃火♪ ♪My brain is flaming♪
♪我不知該往哪走♪ ♪I don't know which way to go...♪
你幹什麼呢 What are you doing?
克洛伊告訴艾比說 埃德在家練習 Abby told me that Chloe said that Ed was rehearsing.
據說他的表演很棒 所以... They said he's pretty good, so...
我要打敗他 I'm gonna kick his ass.
怎麼了嗎 音樂劇的事給了我啟發 I'm just-- what? I'm inspired by the whole play thing.
再加上我受夠了他的冷嘲熱諷 And besides, I'm sick and tired of his little fucking digs,
自以為很有文化 like he's the cultural shit or something.
要讓他見識一下什麼叫水準 I'm gonna show him who's evolved.
教訓一下他這個文化人 I'm gonna kick his cultural ass.
這一首如何 What about this one?
♪如果你想找麻煩♪ ♪If you're looking for trouble--♪
寶貝 我們聚餐的重點 Baby, the whole point of this dinner
在於減少矛盾 避免產生... is to try and reduce the friction that contributes to...
不良的環境 an unhealthy environment!
♪你來對地方了♪ ♪You came to the right place♪
我和梅德琳的矛盾 沒錯 Yeah, between Madeline and I.
但我和埃德之間有矛盾無所謂 But friction between Ed and I is fine.
首先 我對你的態度很失望 First of all, I'm very disappointed in your attitude.
其次 這也是最重要的一點 And second, and more importantly,
我們有更大的問題 we have a bigger problem.
艾比蓋爾的秘密項目 Abigail's secret project.
怎麼了 你知道是什麼嗎 Yeah? What about it?
她要在網上拍賣自己的初夜 She is auctioning off her virginity on the Internet.
是為國際特赦組織募捐 初衷不錯 For Amnesty International, so it is for a very good cause.
她要在網路賣掉自己的初夜 She's selling her virginity on the Internet?
初衷不錯呢 Good cause?
艾比蓋爾 Abigail!
你在抽菸嗎 You smoking?
就今晚抽一下 Just for tonight.
都15年了 為什麼不呢 It's been 15 years. Why not?
你認為我們的婚姻一直靠假裝嗎 So, you think our marriage is pretend?
我是說任何婚姻裡都有假裝的成分 No, I said that in every marriage there is pretending.
最幸福的婚姻也不例外 Even the best ones.
如果我沒聽錯 你說假裝是婚姻的精髓 You said it was the essence, if I heard you correctly.
我不是假裝愛你 I mean, I don't pretend to love you.
我知道你也不是假裝愛我 I know you don't pretend to love me.
但我喜歡假裝的是 這點你也一樣 But what I do like to pretend, as do you,
滿足現狀 is that I'm all that.
我們又要吵"穩重好男人埃迪"這事嗎 So, is this back to the "Steady Eddie" theme?
-好吧 -這就是你的意思嗎 - Okay. - Is that what we're talking about?
不 梅德琳 我才是幸運的人 No, Madeline, I'm the lucky one.
我每天醒來都能看見夢中情人 I get to wake up every day next to the girl of my dreams.
我覺得自己是個人生贏家 That makes me the winner.
但有時候 我覺得自己其實是個敗家犬 I just feel like the loser sometimes.
我知道我不是一直都是個好妻子 I know I haven't always been the best wife.
這我也覺得很抱歉 And I'm really sorry.
我有時候會很易怒... I get angry sometimes and...
我做錯了 I made a mistake.
錯得很離譜 I made a terrible mistake.
別這麼說 Don't say that.
搞什麼鬼 What the fuck!
你居然要賣掉自己的初夜 You're selling your virginity?
是的 我以為你會為我驕傲 Yeah, I thought you'd be proud of me.
為你驕傲 Proud of you?
沒錯 很多女孩 Yeah. A lot of girls
為不足為道的理由失去初夜 lose their virginity for a lot less...
所以你就要出賣自己嗎 So you're selling yourself?
以合理的價格 而且我的初衷是好的 At a worthy price, for a worthy cause!
別試圖騙我說性愛不是貨幣的一種 Don't try to tell me that sex isn't a form of currency!
這是性交易 That is prostitution!
一直以來女性都遭到剝削 Women are exploited all the time!
我們都好好聽聽對方的想法吧 Let's make sure everyone feels heard here.
我們好好談 不要吼 Let's have a conversation.
這拍賣已經開始了嗎 你掛上網了嗎 Wait, is this thing set up live? Is it already up?
沒 還沒有... No, not y...
你要去哪裡 Where are you going?
-爸爸 -大家冷靜點 - Dad! - Guys!
-住手 -拜託 - Stop! - Come on!
-你電腦在哪 -你瘋了嗎 - Where is it? - You're being crazy!
-不行 不給你 -你是認真的嗎 - No, no. You're not taking that. - Are you serious?
我絕對不會還給你 You're not taking that!
不 你告訴我說交易已經取消之前... No, until you tell me you shut it down...
-住手 -我要阻止這一切 - Stop it! - I'm not shutting it down!
放手 放手 Get off! Get off!
-她是你的女兒 -電腦還我 - She's your children. - Give my computer back!
親愛的 沒事 Oh, sweetie. Hi. It's okay.
不要吵了 Stop it!
孩子們怎麼樣了 How are the boys?
他們沒事 都入睡了 Oh, they're fine. Sound asleep.
謝謝你留到這麼晚 Thank you for staying late.
你可以回去了 You can go now.
你可以回去了 凱莉 You can go now, Kelly.
我們沒事 We're fine.
-祝你早日康復 -謝謝 - I hope you feel better. - Thank you.
晚安 Good night.
我給你拿點冰 I'm gonna get you some ice.
我沒殺了你 算你走運 You're lucky I didn't kill you.
你說什麼 What did you say?
你差點對我造成了永久性的傷害 You could have done permanent damage.
所以精子會讓卵子變成受精卵 So, the spermatozoa fertilizes the egg.
女人會下蛋嗎 Women lay eggs?
不 女人的體內有卵子 No, women have eggs inside of them,
在她們的肚子裡 in their bellies.
所以精子會在肚子裡對卵子受精 So, the sperm fertilize the egg in there,
然後就形成了寶寶 and out of that comes the baby.
你想要寶寶 所以爸爸才讓你"受驚"嗎 So, you wanted a baby and my dad "ferlitized" you?
-是受精 -讓你受精嗎 - Fertilized. - Fertilized you?
差不多就這樣 Something like that, yeah.
為什麼是差不多 What do you mean, "Something like that"?
就是這樣 你比媽媽聰明太多了 "Exactly like that." You're too smart for me.
他在哪裡 Where is he?
我也不知道 寶貝 I don't know, baby.
你和她談過了嗎 Have you spoken to her?
沒有 No.
你要和她談一下嗎 Are you going to?
-親愛的 -我要遲到了 - Hey, honey? - I'm running late.
就幾分鐘而已 拜託 Just-just take a second, please?
我認為你行為背後的初衷和理念 Listen, I think the idea behind what you're doing,
都非常崇高 it's extremely noble.
還有哪個16歲的青少年會有這樣的社會良知 What other 16-year-old even has a social conscience, you know?
所以我很為你驕傲 非常驕傲 So, I'm proud of you. I'm very proud.
但我認為還有其他途徑能實現你的目標 But I think that there are other ways to accomplish your goals.
爸 別說了 Dad, come on.
一個蒙特利的16歲白人少女 A 16-year-old white girl from Monterey
在網上拍賣自己的初夜 selling her virginity online?
沃爾夫·比利瑟「CNN資深記者」都會跟蹤報導好幾週 Wolf Blitzer would saddle that up for weeks.
這實現目標的方式 That's the way.
艾比 Abby.
謝了 Thanks.
-這事我怪你 -關我什麼事 - I blame you for that. - Me?
就怪你 是你教會她心懷天下 Yeah, you taught her to care about everything
現在她都走火入魔了 and it's just rubbed off on her.
沒那麼嚴重吧 Come on.
還說"沃爾夫·比利瑟都會跟蹤報導" "Wolf Blitzer's gonna saddle that up"?
梅德琳知道這事 準會怪我 You know, Madeline's so gonna blame me for this.
-她不會 -她一定會 - No, she's not. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. She will.
真不敢相信你吃這種垃圾食品 I can't believe you're eating that shit.
齊格 Hey, Ziggy!
猴子寶貝 Monkey baby!
♪我的寶貝♪ ♪Well, baby♪
♪若遇到挫折♪ ♪When times are bad♪
♪記得呼喚我 寶貝♪ ♪Call on me, darling♪
♪我會馬上來到你身邊♪ ♪And I'll come to you♪
♪當你遇到困難♪ ♪When you're in trouble♪
齊格 Ziggy!
♪當你感到悲傷♪ ♪And feel so sad♪
♪記得呼喚我 寶貝♪ ♪Call on me, darling♪
♪呼喚我 我會來幫忙♪ ♪I said call on me and I'll help you♪
晚餐送來了 親愛的 Dinner's here, honey.
玩伴會 真的嗎 A playdate? Really?
我們可以仔細留意他們的情況 Well, we could keep a watchful eye on them,
老師和助教做不到那麼仔細 which the teacher and an assistant can't do,
班上可有22個孩子呢 really, with 22 kids.
你還認為齊格是欺負她的惡霸嗎 Are you still convinced that Ziggy's the culprit?
我說不清了 聽了你那番話以後 I don't know, with everything you said.
所以我才和班上的每個孩子 Which is why if I schedule playdates
安排了一對一的玩伴會 with each and every child in the class,
這樣可以一個個排除嫌疑 I can eliminate suspects one by one.
你要幫克洛伊·麥肯齊和艾瑪貝拉 You're gonna schedule a playdate
安排一對一的玩伴會嗎 between Chloe Mackenzie and Amabella?
如果那個瘋女人肯答應 就排唄 If that psycho would allow it.
抱歉 我不該這麼說 Sorry, poor form.
我知道你和梅德琳是好朋友 I know you're friends with Madeline.
沒事 It's all good.
-一切都還好吧 -很好啊 - Everything okay here? - Everything's great.
你人真"好" 哈普 還會這麼問 So nice of you to ask, Harper.
學校應該為你這種行為 You know, schools should set up special commendations
設立特別表彰 for gestures like that.
也許我該發起新的請願 Maybe I'll start a petition.
發起請願 A petition.
說得好 女士們 我要去工作了 Touché. All right, I'm going to work, girls.
-回見 -再見 - See you later. - Bye.
我們只是保障自己孩子的安全 僅此而已 We just want our children to be safe, that's all.
當然 這需要眾人之力呢 Of course we do. It takes a village.
必須得互相幫助 不是嗎 Got to have each other's backs, right?
誰會幫你呢 Who's got yours?
有傳聞稱簡和蕾娜塔 There was this rumor whipping around
已經和好了 that Jane and Renata had settled their differences.
我一直都不相信 I never bought it.
我認為女人的生理構造 I believe women are chemically
注定了她們不會原諒別人 incapable of forgiveness.
很漂亮吧 It's pretty, huh?
這個公寓有兩個臥室 兩個浴室 Okay, so this is our two bedroom, two bath.
有些公寓是帶家具的 You know, some of the units come furnished,
但我個人認為那些家具都醜死了 but, personally, I think the decor is hideous.
而且那些公寓都在一樓 And they're on the ground floor,
看不到這麼美的景色 so you don't get this view.
沒事 我不介意不帶家具 No, unfurnished is fine.
這裡還在蒙特利的學區內嗎 It's definitely on the Monterey City limits?
是的 這裡是蒙特利西南部 Yeah. We're southwest Monterey.
馬上就能入住嗎 And it's available now?
你明天就能搬進來 You can move in tomorrow.
日落真漂亮 A beautiful sunset.
我能晚些時候過來 Do you think I'd be able to come back a little later
自己在這裡待一會嗎 and spend some time here by myself?
-當然 我... -有點奇怪對吧 - Yeah, I... - Probably sounds weird.
不 一點也不奇怪 No, it doesn't sound weird.
這也許是你以後要居住的地方 對吧 I mean, it's possibly where you'll be living, right?
我把鑰匙留給你 I'm just gonna leave you the key
我也會跟公司那邊說一聲 and I'll clear it with the office.
-你慢慢考慮 -太棒了 - And just take as much time as you need. - That's amazing.
-謝謝 -明天打給我 說下你的決定就好 - Thank you. - Just call me tomorrow. Let me know.
如果你覺得自己要生氣了 If you feel yourself getting angry,
就想想 這是為了艾比蓋爾 我們得和平相處 just remember it's all about getting along for Abigail's sake.
我不會發脾氣的 I'm gonna be fine.
我吃了點藥 I took a little something.
一點點啦 Just a half.
我們這麼做是好事 This is a good thing that we're doing.
車程太長了 It was such a long drive over.
-天 一切... -都很美味啊 - God, everything... - Looks so good.
是啊 Yeah.
廚師呢 不錯吧 And the chef? Not too bad.
廚娘更棒吧 The cook's even better.
梅德琳 你想再來點麵包嗎 Madeline, do you want some more bread?
好啊 太好吃了 Yes please. It's so yummy.
-謝謝 -邦妮 我很喜歡這首歌 - Thank you. - Bonnie, I love this music.
-是阿黛爾的歌嗎 -不是 是莎黛 - Is this Adele? - No. It's Sade, actually.
-我們該下載這首歌 -下了 - We should get this, honey. - We have it.
還有人想喝紅酒嗎 Red wine, anyone?
我知道魚該配白葡萄酒 但我喜歡紅酒 I know white goes with fish, but I like red.
請給我倒點 Yes, please.
一飲而盡啊 Down the hatch.
我喜歡餐桌的擺設 I love this place setting.
我喜歡有多餘的叉子和勺子 I like when there's extra forks and extra spoons,
特別是這種小叉子 especially little, tiny forks.
感覺很獨特 對吧 It feels so special, doesn't it?
我就想全都用上 I just want to use all of them.
小叉子就用來吃生蠔的 The, the little ones are for the oysters.
我很喜歡這些有創意的小杯子 And I love these really creative little cups.
陶土製品 應該從是墨西哥過來的 They're clay. I think they're from Mexico.
-嗯 -真棒 - Yeah. - That's so nice.
埃德更喜歡傳統的玻璃杯 Ed prefers more traditional glass.
用來喝紅酒 但這些... Perhaps for wine, but these are...
我其實更愛喝啤酒 但... I'm actually more kind of a beer guy, but--
你想喝啤酒嗎 我們有啤酒 Do you want some beer? We have some.
-不不不 -你確定嗎 - No, no, no! - Are you sure?
-坐下吧 -既然說到紅酒杯了 - Sit down. - Since we're talking about wine glasses,
我們就來碰個杯吧 let's have a toast!
-碰杯 -碰一下 - Toast. - Yes, toast.
-祝酒詞 -那個... - Toast. - The--
祝... To, for...
-我該說祝酒詞 -請吧 - I should make a toast. - Please.
敬內森和邦妮 To Nathan and Bonnie.
-因為我聽說... -我們都沒殺死對方呢 - Because I heard-- - And none of us killing each other.
-沒錯 -嗯 - Yeah, right. - All right.
我開玩笑呢 I'm just kidding.
你真風趣 You're so funny.
好了 這酒真好喝 All right. This is yummy wine.
-是吧 -真不錯 - Isn't it? - It's really good.
艾比蓋爾會和我們一起吃晚餐嗎 Is Abigail gonna join us for dinner?
她到時會下來一起吃甜品 She'll be down for dessert.
她說她不愛跟大人待那麼長時間 She said she can only be stuck with the grown-ups for so long.
是啊 Yeah.
我覺得她就是想讓我們培養一下感情 I think she's just wanting us to have some bonding time.
青少年啊 Teenagers.
她可能還在搞她的秘密項目呢 She's been probably working on her secret project.
我太好奇了 I'm so curious.
你們知道是什麼嗎 Do you guys know what that is?
嗯 我們剛得知了 Yeah, we just found out what it is, yeah.
不是吧 No way.
說說吧 Do tell.
寶貝 Baby?
極其非傳統 甚至有些激進 It's unconventional. It's even a little radical.
不錯 Good.
聽著 我一開始得知時 大發雷霆 Listen, when I first heard about it, I overreacted.
我就是要提醒你們一下 一定要冷靜 And I'm just gonna caution you guys to take a breath.
別著急下結論 先消化一下 Process it before jumping to a judgement.
好吧 你能說到底是什麼了嗎 Okay, can you just tell us what it is?
-挺好 -她給我看了她的網頁 - All right. - She showed me her website.
做得非常專業 It's, like, very professionally done.
艾比蓋爾 I-- Abigail is...
要拍賣自己的初夜 auctioning off her virginity
為保護性奴而籌集善款 in order to raise money to protest sex slavery.
-什麼 -是的 - What? - Yes.
真好笑 Very funny.
我不是說笑 No, I'm being serious.
她說如果一個七歲孩子能被賣為性奴 She said if a seven-year-old can be sold to sex slavery,
那麼大家都會接受 then no one would bat an eye
一個美國的白富美在網路賣掉自己 if a white, rich American girl would sell hers online.
-這是真的嗎 -這還沒開始拍賣 - This is for real? - Look, it's not gone live yet.
顯然我們也沒想讓這事發生 And we have no intention of letting that happen. Obviously.
-當然不行了 -內森 如果這是個玩笑... - Of course not, no. - Nathan, if this is some sort of joke...
這種玩笑不能開 內森 Yeah, this is not funny, Nathan.
好吧 Okay.
確實令人震驚 It's-- it's shocking.
有點令人不安 And a bit disturbing.
但我覺得重要的是... But I think it is important that we--
我們要將這件事高尚的初衷 we separate the nobility of the cause
和不適當的達成手段分開來看 from the misguided means of pursuing it, you know?
我們鼓勵她此舉的好意 We-- we champion the former
但勸她不要以這種方式來完成 and dissuade her from the latter, right?
親愛的 你沒事吧 Honey! Are you okay?
沒事 沒事 沒事 That's okay. That's okay, that's okay.
凡人都會有這種反應 That's a human reaction.
這完全... 親愛的 幫她... 謝謝 That's completely-- baby, get her-- thank you.
-你沒事吧 親愛的 -我有事 - You okay, honey? - No, I'm not.
-天啊 -親愛的 - My God! - Honey!
-親愛的 -好 - Honey! - Okay.
謝謝 謝謝 沒事沒事 Thank you, thank you. That's all right.
-給 -天啊 - Here. - My God.
-沒事 -好了 - That's all right. - All right.
你就是這麼當父親的嗎 內森 This is how you parent, Nathan?
她在你們家待了一陣子 She's been under your roof for two minutes
就成妓女了嗎 and now she's some sort of prostitute?
-我怎麼說來著 -真會"教育"孩子 - Did I tell ya? - Great parenting!
行了 大家都先別吵了 All right, let's all just settle for a minute, okay?
拜託 冷靜一下吧 Please. Let's just settle.
我們都別忘記我們生活的時代... Let's remember that we are living in the time of--
到處都是臉書和現實... of Facebook and reality--
該死 God damn it!
天啊 My...
-該死 -是蝦的原因 - Shit! - It's the shrimp.
我早聽說艾比蓋爾是個騷貨了 I had heard that Abigail was a little slutty.
有其母 必有其女唄 Knowing the mother, I wouldn't be surprised.
再見啦 Bye, guys.
-再見 -你去哪裡 - Bye. - Where are you going?
我去和簡吃晚餐 Out for dinner with Jane.
夠了 That's enough.
艾比蓋爾 Abigail.
你們吃完晚餐了嗎 You're done with dinner already?
我都不知道該從哪說起 Look, I don't even know where to begin about this,
我就直接說重點吧 so I'm just gonna go straight to the end.
這樣做不對 艾比蓋爾 This is wrong, Abigail.
大錯特錯 Completely wrong.
我敬佩你的初衷 真心的 And I salute your cause. I really do.
但然後呢 But-- but what?
敬佩我的初衷 意識到問題 這遠遠不夠 Saluting a cause, recognizing a problem, isn't not enough.
必須有所行動 A person has to do something.
有所行動也不是這麼做 親愛的 Well, this something is not that, honey.
-你的音樂劇呢 -我的音樂劇怎麼了 - What about your play? - What about my play?
那部劇的主旨是找尋生活的意義 You said it spoke to you because it was about
才引起了你的共鳴 finding a purpose in life, which I get.
活出自我 我也懂 Making your mark. I get that.
你一直教我 人這輩子活得要有意義 You're the one who always said a person's life needs to matter.
-好吧 -這都只是你胡說的嗎 - Okay-- - Was it all just bullshit?
不是 No, it's not.
我不會說什麼美好的童話故事 And I'm not gonna give you some long song and dance
讓你明白 你的身體有多麼神聖 about how precious and sacred your beautiful body is.
但身體不是用來賣的 艾比蓋爾 But it is not for sale, Abigail.
永遠都不是 Not ever.
不管初衷是什麼 不管出價多少 No matter what cause, no matter what cost.
有一天 你會再回想這個時候 And one day, you are going to look back at this--
估計很快就會這麼想了 probably pretty soon-- and think,
"我當時腦子進水了啊 "What the fuck was I thinking?
我為什麼要這麼毀自己呢" Why was I gonna fuck up my life like that?"
確信自己是對的感覺肯定很棒 Must be nice to be so right.
-我不是對的 -十全十美 - I'm not right! - So perfect.
我他媽根本也不完美 I'm not fucking perfect!
你覺得你很了解我嗎 You think you know me so well?
我也搞砸過 我也會犯錯 I fuck up, too. I make mistakes.
我犯了比這事還嚴重的錯誤 I've made mistakes bigger than this.
我去年背著埃德出軌了 Last year, I cheated on Ed.
很快就結束了 但... I ended it very quickly, but...
我生命中最看重的兩件事 The two things I value most in this life
一是我的孩子 二是我的婚姻 are my kids and my marriage.
我冒著毀掉兩者的風險出軌了 And I risked destroying both of them.
就因為我... Just because I was...
自私... selfish or...
所以別跟我說 我十全十美 So don't-- don't tell me I'm perfect, okay?
我清楚什麼是大錯 I know about fucking up.
犯下大錯 我和你爸也不會和好 And fucking up doesn't make your dad and I get back together.
犯下大錯 也不能解決你生活中的問題 Fucking up doesn't fix your life.
懂嗎 Okay?
至少你的初衷很高尚... At least what you were gonna do was for a good cause, and...
而我只是自私而已 I was just being selfish.
你還愛著埃德嗎 Do you still love Ed?
媽媽 瞧好了 Mom, watch this.
♪九月三號那一天♪ ♪三號♪ ♪It was the third of September ♪ ♪September...♪
♪我會永遠記得那一天♪ ♪That day I'll always remember♪
♪我會♪ ♪我會♪ ♪Yes, I will♪ ♪Will♪
♪因為就在那一天♪ ♪'Cause that was the day♪
♪我父親死去♪ ♪That my daddy died♪
♪我此生從未見過他♪ ♪I never got a chance to see him♪
♪只聽說他非善類♪ ♪Never heard nothin' but bad things about him♪
♪媽媽 我只靠你♪ ♪Mama, I'm depending on you♪
♪告訴我真相♪ ♪To tell me the truth...♪