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欲望城市
（性爱专家凯莉布雷萧 并且勇于发问）
“挚爱理论”
当你在纽约处于单身状态 When you are single and live in New York,
有很多方法来填满生活 there is no end to the ways to fill your days.
博物馆 公园 戏院 演唱会 Museums, parks, theaters, concert halls,
夜总会以及数不清的餐厅 night clubs, and countless restaurants.
但住在纽约最棒的一件事 But one of the most amazing things about living in a city like New York
就是你可以在任何一晚... is that any night of the week, you can go...
去“巴黎” to Paris.
一张“两人喜悦” Joy for Two. For one.
好好欣赏 Enjoy the show.
谢谢你 Thank you.
今晚跟往常一样美好 It was one of those perfect New York nights.
该死的理查 That fucking Richard!
隔天却不太美好 Followed by a less-than-perfect New York day.
他又在我答录机里留言说“我很抱歉” He left another "I'm sorry" message on my machine.
仿佛世界上所有的“对不起” Like all the "I'm sorry's" in the world
都可以弥补 are gonna make up for the fact that
他帮别的女人口交的过错 I caught him eating another woman's pussy!
莎曼珊 Samantha.
没关系 It's okay.
不需要改变任何事 Nothing has to change.
把这当成一个大包包 Just think of this as a big purse.
米兰达 你的包包吐了 Oh, Miranda, your purse just spit up.
你考虑一下三个礼拜不回他电话 他就会明白 You'd think after three weeks of no returned calls he'd get the message.
帮别的女人口交是不被允许的 Not okay to eat another woman's pussy.
莎曼珊 布莱迪在场 Samantha. Brady!
我气炸了 夏洛特 Well, I'm pissed off, Charlotte.
那我该怎么说？ What the hell am I supposed to say?
-称它为别的女人的寿司 -好吧 -Call it sushi. Another woman's "sushi". -Fine.
理查吃了她的“寿司” Richard ate another woman's "sushi".
现在真不适合点炸鱼排和薯片 Fish and chips would have been such an unfortunate order right now.
你昨晚上哪儿去了？ What'd you do last night?
-去看电影 -跟谁？ -Went to a movie. -With who?
-我自己 -在约会夜？ -Myself. -On date night?
我们50岁时还会这么说吗 “约会夜” Are we still gonna have to call it "date night" in our 50s?
我只是觉得 I would think that all the people
别人会看着我 心里想 “那可怜的女孩” would be looking at me thinking "that poor pathetic girl."
像我现在怎么看待你一样？ Kinda like the way I'm looking at you right now?
-什么？-难道你不会一个人出门吗？ -What? -You don't go out alone?
在约会夜？ On date night?
在纽约绝不孤单 You're never alone in New York.
很适合单身 It's the perfect place to be single.
这个城市就是你的约会对象 The city is your date.
你跟这个城市约会？ You're dating the city?
大概18年了 For about 18 years.
而且越来越认真 It's getting serious.
我觉得我恋爱了 I think I'm in love.
别再听留言了 Do not check your messages again.
我没有 I'm not!
我希望你们听到 他在我答录机里留言的语气 I just wanted you to all hear his tone on my machine.
如果你这么乐在其中 干脆打给他 If you keep participating in this, you might as well just call him.
-我才没有乐在其中 -这种情况一定要停止 -I'm not participating. -This has got to stop!
很不幸你的恋情不顺利 Yes, it's tragic that you were in love and it didn't work out.
但你得挥剑斩情丝 But you have got to emotionally
继续过日子 而且越快越好 cut him out of your life and move on!
大家都知道 每个人一生中只有两个挚爱 And the sooner the better. Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life.
你从哪儿听来的？ Everyone who? Where'd you get that?
-我在杂志上看到的 -什么杂志？ -I read it in a magazine. -What magazine?
“方便理论月刊”？ "Convenient Theories for You Monthly"?
那是什么意思？ What does that mean?
意思是 去年你结婚时… It means, last year when you were married,
你还相信女人只有一个挚爱 you believed a woman only got one great love.
然后呢 “挚爱”是什么意思？ Yeah, and that phrase, "great love." What does that even mean?
那是一种会改变你 It means a love that changes you.
让你脱胎换骨的爱 That shakes you to your core.
从此你便不是原来的你了 After which you're never the same.
我说真的 爱并非取之不尽用之不竭 Seriously, there is not an unlimited amount of love in the world.
它很珍贵 It's rare.
三明治是怎么切边的？ Way to take the edge off a club sandwich.
到目前为止我有一个...崔 So far, I've only had one... Trey.
你曾有过几个？ How many great loves have you had?
-零个 -真的吗？那史蒂夫呢？ -Zero. -Really? What about Steve?
史蒂夫是朋友 不会让你脱胎换骨 Steve's a friend, not a "core shaker."
我对挚爱死心了 Well, I'm done with "great love."
-我要回到大情人怀抱 -你呢？ -I'm back to great lovers. -You?
我拒绝用那些字眼定义爱情 I refuse to define love in those limited terms.
我是不得已的 I had to.
拜托 凯莉 Oh, c'mon, Carrie.
艾登和大人物 Aidan and Big.
一个 两个 One, two.
根据你的理论 我没希望了 And according to you, I'm done.
不 那是篇放在牙医诊所的无聊文章 No, no, it was a stupid article. It was at the dentist.
不…来不及了 No, no, it's too late for that now.
你自己说的 已经结束了 You said it. It's over for me.
凯莉躺在这里 她有两个挚爱和一大堆鞋子 "Here lies Carrie, she had two loves and lots o' shoes."
去他的爱 Fuck love!
“寿司”让给你 我需要“上床” I gave you sushi, I need fuck.
一顿轻便午餐后 After a light lunch,
米兰达停下脚步来卸下重担 Miranda stopped to set down a heavy load.
要不要我帮你提？ You want me to carry him for awhile?
-不用 我只要换边就行了 -好吧 -No, no, I'm fine, I just gotta switch. -Okay. That's all right.
姊妹们 12点钟方向有一群海员 Ladies, seamen twelve o'clock.
我祈祷转过身时看见的是水手 I pray when I turn around, there are sailors,
因为她的话很不可靠 because with her you never know.
哇 Ah-ha!
我们刚遇见了第一批水手 Oh, wow, we have just spotted our first sailors.
舰队周已经开始了 Fleet week has begun.
舰队周是每年 Fleet week is that one week a year
美国海军船只入港的那一周 when the U.S. Naval ships dock,
我们美丽的城市 将变得更加迷人 and our fair city is made even fairer
因为可爱的美国水手 都外出寻欢作乐了 with cute, sweet American sailors looking for fun.
都是理查害我心烦意乱 I've been so distracted by Richard
我差点忘了最爱的节日 that I almost forgot my favorite holiday.
-这并不是节日 -应该是的 -Fleet week isn't a holiday. -Well, it should be.
足以和情人节抗衡 Sort of the antidote to Valentine's Day.
正是我需要的 我要去问清楚 This is just what I need. I'm gonna flag them down
庆祝派对的事 and find out about the big party.
等等 珍珠港我没兴趣 Hold on there, Pearl Harbor. Not interested.
我们每次去都玩得很开心 Why? We always have fun when we go.
穿着高跟鞋跑过时代广场 Me, running through Times Square in heels,
只为了找个水手亲吻 trying to find a cute sailor to kiss?
那艘船已启航 That ship has sailed.
这是双关语 Pun intended.
我们一定要去 But we have to show them a good time.
这是身为纽约女人的爱国义务 It's our patriotic duty as women of New York.
如果你想尽纽约女人的爱国义务 If you want to do your patriotic duty as New York women,
你会跟我一块去逛街 you will come shopping with me right now
到城里花点钱 and throw some much-needed money downtown.
-我要去 -我也去 -I'm in! -I'm in!
我忘了喂猫 -I forgot the snugly. -Oh!
那帮你叫计程车回家吧 Well, let's get you a cab home.
那儿有一辆 计程车 There's one! Taxi!
好吧 Okay.
我晚一点打电话给你？ Okay, so, I'll call you later.
-帮我多花点钱 -好 -Overspend for me. Okay.
我自己可以 行了 I'm okay, I got it.
再见 Bye-bye.
再见 -Bye. -Bye!
我晚一点再打给你 I'll call you later.
米兰达突然发现自己 Miranda suddenly found herself
正慢慢脱离她原本的生活 moving slowly away from her old life...
并且迅速迈向新生活 and quickly into her new one.
宝宝回来了 Oh, baby boy, pink face boy.
瞧那张大脸蛋 Look at that pink face.
来 让梅格… -Here, let Magda help. -Oh...
我自己来行了 I'm good, I've got it.
你继续...擦镜子 You just keep doing the thing...the mirror.
我会请保姆哄他睡个午觉 I'll get the baby nurse to put him down for a nap.
-在地板上？-莉娜 -On floor? -Lina!
-你放在地板上的吗？-那是我儿子？ -You put on the floor. -Is that my big boy?
你怎么会在这里？ Uh, what are you doing here?
我来找宝宝玩 I just came over to hang with B-boy.
梅格让我进来的 Magda let me in.
想不想吃三明治？ Want half a sandwich?
你从哪... Where did you get a...
史蒂夫 我不能留你 我都安排好了 Steve, I can't have you hang right now. I've got a schedule.
我得让布莱迪睡个午觉 I've got to get Brady down for a nap now,
否则今晚他就不会睡了 or he won't sleep tonight.
莉娜 Lina!
你的乳头还好吗？ Hey, how's your nipples?
什么？ Excuse me?
莉娜说有时候会痛 Lina says sometimes they get sore.
莉娜 让布莱迪午睡好吗？ Lina, would you get Brady ready for his nap?
还有 别跟史蒂夫谈我的乳头 And please don't talk to Steve about my nipples.
-谢了 -别怪她 是我问的 -Thanks. -Don't blame her, I asked.
你不经意问起我乳头的事？ You just randomly asked about my nipples?
我总是跟陌生人讨论你的乳头 Yeah, I talk about your nipples to strangers all the time.
真好笑 再见 Ha-ha, ho-ho, bye.
等等 不用这么急 Hey, hey, the bum's rush?
我是来帮忙的 I came over to help.
谢谢 但我已经请了助手 I appreciate that, but I don't need help. I've hired help.
一切都在控制中 -And we've got everything under control. -Okay, so...
谢谢你的三明治 -Thanks for the eats. -Okay!
祝你有个愉快的夜晚 麦克道格太太 Have a good evening, Mrs. MacDougal.
夏洛特意识到 或许她 Charlotte realized she may have put
已将一号挚爱抛诸脑后 great love number one behind her,
但他的名字仍在她眼前 but his name was still in front of her.
分手虽然会伤心 Breakups, bad for the heart,
对刺激经济倒有好处 good for the economy.
又是我这个坏蛋 It's the bad guy again.
我会一直打到你答应谈为止 And I'll keep calling till you agree to talk.
除非你想每天听20通留言 So unless you want 20 messages every day,
不然今晚出来喝一杯 you'll meet me tonight for a drink.
我很想你 I miss you.
我会等你 美人儿 I'll be waiting, gorgeous.
态度对了 Right sentiment...
寿司森巴 Sushi Samba.
餐厅错了 Wrong restaurant.
理查莱特？ Richard Wright?
这边请 Right this way.
你好 美人儿 Hello, gorgeous.
我以乐观的手势 帮你点了杯马丁尼 In a wildly optimistic gesture, I ordered you a dirty martini.
马丁尼？下流的混蛋 Dirty martini, dirty bastard.
我一直想这么做 Oh, I have always wanted to do that,
但我不认为我办得到 but I don't think I could pull it off.
感觉怎么样？ How did it feel?
太棒了 Fabulous.
但我今早醒来时却更加愤怒 But I woke up this morning even angrier.
我要更狠地伤害他 I need to hurt him more.
我不能在那男人身边 I can't even be around that man.
他既危险又有毒 He's dangerous and toxic.
他是男人中的炭疽病毒？ So he's "manthrax"?
自大傲慢的王八蛋 Arrogant prick.
我很好奇他本来想说什么 I wonder what he was going to say?
他能说什么？ What could he say?
说他爱我 我们属于对方 That he loves me. That we belong together.
他无意伤害我 That he didn't mean to hurt me.
人都会犯错 Well, people make mistakes.
我对艾登不忠 他给了我第二次机会 I cheated on Aidan. He gave me a second chance.
看看结果搞成什么样 And look how well that turned out!
那不一样 That was different.
对 这跟寿司的情况不同 True, it wasn't a "sushi" situation.
那是另一回事 And that's another thing.
我才不要在早餐时童言童语 I'm not doing the baby talk at breakfast.
我是为了友谊而来 I signed up for friendship,
不想听无聊的育儿经 not some PC bullshit baby brunches.
你反应过度了 Oh, you're overreacting.
布莱迪又不会天天出现 Brady won't happen every day.
最好不会 Well, he better not.
米兰达还是米兰达 Miranda's still Miranda.
她生了个宝宝 没动脑部手术 She had a baby, not a lobotomy.
她知道你跟小孩合不来 She knows you're not "child-friendly."
别自欺欺人 Don't kid yourself.
淫声浪语的日子已经过去了 The days of pussy and fuck are gone.
那天晚上 Later that night,
我想着逝去的岁月 I got to thinking about days gone by.
那段无忧无虑的时光 That carefree time when our schedules
我们的行程表和内心一样开放 were as wide open as our hearts.
那段精神包袱 分手 The time before the baggage, and break-ups,
和孩子 开始压垮我们以前的时光 and babies began to weigh us all down.
我不禁纳闷 I couldn't help but wonder,
冒险精神是否仍在我们心中摆荡？ does that sense of adventure still flicker inside of us?
或者身为无忧无虑的单身女子 Or when it comes to being carefree single girls,
我们错过那艘船了吗？ have we missed the boat?
大惊喜 Surprise!
巧克力酥 Pain au chocolat!
抱歉 我不认识你 Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know you.
我叫凯莉 我是… Um, I'm Carrie. I'm a friend of...
这位是莉娜 Hi! This is Lina.
进来吧 Come on in.
她会不会说话？ Does she speak?
不会 我真爱她 No. I love her.
我们是不是该做什么事 而我忘了记下来？ Were we supposed to do something and I forgot to write it down?
不 我放自己一天假 Nope, I had the whole day free
便想过来找你聊聊 and thought I'd stop by for a little chatty.
来 胖胖 我要坐这里 Fatty, c'mon, I gotta sit.
你饿不饿？ So are you hungry?
我带了一些巧克力酥来 I brought some pain au chocolat.
谢谢 但我现在只关心布莱迪的饮食 Oh, thanks, but the only eating I'm concerned with right now is Brady.
他似乎不想吃东西 He doesn't seem to want to eat.
也许他得了厌食症 Perhaps he's anorexic.
抱歉 什么？ Sorry, what?
-只是个蠢笑话 -什么笑话？ -Ah, it's a dumb joke. -What was it?
厌食症 Anorexic.
我已试着喂奶一小时了 No. I've been trying to feed him for an hour
他却搞不清楚... and he won't latch on...
不说了 真无聊 Stop, boring.
你最近好吗？ What's up with you?
我一直在想 Well, I've been thinking about that thing
夏洛特在咖啡店说的话 that Charlotte said in the coffee shop.
关于挚爱？ Uh-huh, about the "great loves"?
来吧 Here we go.
也许艾登和大人物... Ah, so...maybe Aidan and Big...
是我目前的两个挚爱 are my two "great loves" now.
可是那并不表示... But that doesn't mean that...
我会永远对他们有这种感觉 that I'm always gonna feel that way about them.
来 布莱迪 在这里 C'mon, Brady, it's right here.
你不想吃？ Okay, you don't want it.
好吧 Fine.
换这边 Here we go. Here we go. Here.
就在我两个挚爱的话题说到一半时 There in the middle of my two "great loves",
看见了米兰达的一对大胸部 were Miranda's two great breasts.
对不起 你说什么？ I'm sorry, what?
你胸部好大 Your breasts are huge!
不 你刚才说什么... No, what were you saying about...
我甚至记不得了 I can't even remember.
真是令人沮丧 This is so frustrating.
他终究会吃的 Oh, he'll eat eventually.
不是那件事 No, not that, this!
这真令人沮丧 This is frustrating.
我跟不上你的思绪 I can't follow your thoughts.
我满脑子都是喂奶和乳头 It's all about nursing and nipples.
亲爱的 它们正盯着我呢 Well, sweetie, they're looking right at me.
我不会变成那种 I am not gonna become one of those mothers
无法继续讨论成人话题的妈妈 who cannot carry on an adult conversation.
我不会 -I am not! -Okay.
三个星期前 我还能专心听你讲话 Three weeks ago, I would've been listening to you
幽默回应 and saying funny things back.
现在我只会一直说“什么？” And now, I'm going, "What, what?"
还听不懂厌食症笑话 I didn't even get the anorexic joke.
那很简单吧？ How easy was that?
米兰达 我只是说说 Miranda, I'm just talking.
随便说说 没啥意义 Just blah, blah. It's just words.
这不是随便说说 这是你说的话 No, they're not just words, they're your words.
而且不只是这次 And it's not just now.
莎曼珊呢 What about Samantha?
她把我弄上计程车的速度还能更快吗？ Could she have gotten me into that cab any faster?
凯莉... Carrie...
朋友对我来说...很重要 my friendships are... important to me.
我们不会离开你 Hey, we're not going anywhere.
也许生活会有一点小改变 Maybe things will have to change a little.
去你的 Fuck.
我知道 但你仍是我们的一份子 I know. But you're still one of us.
并且现在 你是胸部最大的人 Only now, you're the one with the biggest boobs.
你能相信我的乳头有多大吗？ Can you believe the size of my nipples?
拜托 我根本毫无心理准备 Please, I was not at all prepared.
我得去寻求心灵创伤辅导 I'm gonna have to go find some sort of trauma counseling.
找到了 Ah, there.
我们终于有了接触 We have contact.
好了 我要走了 Okay, I'm gonna go,
让你专心照顾霍布斯小子 and let you concentrate on Mr. Hobbes there.
你不需要离开 You don't have to go.
我现在可以听你说了 I can listen now. I can do it.
米兰达 你是个母亲 Miranda, you're a mother.
但没关系 我不会说出去 But it's okay, I won't tell anyone.
千万不要 Don't.
你一整天要做什么？ What are you gonna do all day?
先去逛古根海姆博物馆 Well, first, a trip to the Guggenheim,
然后吃午餐 接着… and then lunch, and then...
谁知道？这里是纽约 Who knows? It's New York!
-跟这城市约会？-没错 看到没有？ -A hot date with your city, huh? -Exactly, see that?
你听我说话 我们还有机智对答呢 You listened, and we had the witty repartee.
再见 Bye.
当天下午 That same afternoon,
夏洛特想去看电影 Charlotte felt like going to a movie,
她打给一位午后电影良伴 安东尼 so she called her afternoon movie friend, Anthony.
凯莉说巴黎戏院的法国片很好看 Carrie says that the French film at the Paris is amazing.
去他的法国 Fuck the French.
我没必要花一个下午看那垃圾 Like I need to spend an afternoon looking at that drippy shit.
你的帽子还不赖 That's a good hat though.
谢了 你想看什么？ Thanks! What do you want to see?
乔许哈纳特演的电影都行 Anything with Josh Hartnett.
我不认识他 I don't know who that is.
他很可爱 有个大写字母“Ｕ”的可爱 He's cute with a capital u-hoot.
他被你迷得神魂颠倒 你应该去向他要电话 He totally checked you out. You should go back and get his number.
他是个水手 He's a sailor.
我知道 I know!
快点 他要走了 Go, hurry! He's getting away.
不行 No, I can't do that!
你真不像同志 You are so not gay.
-我要跟他做些什么？ -跟他上床 -What am I gonna do with him? -Fuck him.
别老是想着公园大道 粉红衬衫和疲软不振的前夫 Put an end to that "Park Avenue pink-shirt-flaccid-pee-pee-mojo"
在那些往事中裹足不前 you've been draggin' around.
我没有裹足不前 I'm not dragging anything around.
我把信箱上的姓氏改回约克了 As a matter of fact, I changed my name back to "York" on my mailbox.
那很好 Good for you.
或许你该考虑换一个信箱 Now, maybe you should be thinking about a different box.
你上次做爱是什么时候？ When's the last time you had sex?
如果你得想 就表示太久了 If you have to think about it, it's been too long.
你上次... Well, when was the last time you...
今天早上十点半在健身房 10:30 today, at the gym.
我不只是寻找性爱 Well, I'm not looking for just sex.
我也可以只享受性爱 I can have "just sex."
我是在寻找下一个挚爱 I'm looking for my next "great love."
别超过六个月 Yeah, well, don't let it hit that six-month marker,
要不然就会加速进入更年期 'cause after that, it's just a sleigh-ride into menopause.
如果你不赶紧找个男人 阴道将会老化 I'm serious! If you don't put something in there soon, it'll grow over.
这该死的风是怎么搞的？ What is it with this friggin' wind?
当夏洛特和安东尼左转 As Charlotte and Anthony made a left,
莎曼珊发现自己来到理查莱特的住家附近 Samantha found herself in the right neighborhood, Richard Wright's.
来 谢谢 Here you go. Thank you.
一张给你 Oh, one for you.
（背叛者 骗子）
小姐 破坏公物是违法的 Uh, ma'am. It's against city law to deface public property.
这个男人说他爱我 This man said he loved me,
但我却逮到他帮别的女人口交 and I caught him eating another woman's pussy.
继续吧 小姐 Carry on, ma'am.
纽约的天气跟男人一样 New York weather, like a man,
都是难以预料的 can be unpredictable.
但那就是乐趣所在 But that's part of the fun.
纽约的博物馆也跟男人一样 And a New York museum, like a man,
有时候会关闭 当你希望他们敞开大门时 can sometimes be closed when you wish they were open.
这是我爱纽约的另一个理由 That's another reason I love New York,
就这样 just like that,
缺点也变得可爱了 it can go from bad to cute.
我想我们暂时哪儿也去不了 Well, I guess we're not going anywhere for awhile.
我喜欢雨的气味 I love the way the rain smells.
如果是法国电影 If this were a French movie,
我们会坠入爱河 然后结婚 we'd fall in love and get married.
不 我只是指出 No, I was... I was just pointing out
这在电影里会有多浪漫 how romantic this would be in a movie.
我并不想嫁给你 I don't want to marry you.
好吧 我想 Okay, I do.
我开玩笑的 No, no, c'mon, I'm kidding.
我们才刚认识 再等五分钟吧 I mean, we just met. Let's wait five minutes.
真的 我并不想结婚 Really, I don't even want to get married.
去年我订了婚 但如果我不想嫁给他... I was engaged last year, and if I didn't want to marry him...
一位坐吧台 Singles at the counter.
我希望有张桌子… Oh, I was hoping to get a table...
一个人去坐吧台 Singles, counter!
两位... Two, two!
-好 谢谢你 -两位 -Okay. Thank you. -Two, two!
下一个是谁？ Who's next?
走了几条街后 Several wet blocks later,
我决定 来碗犹太面包鸡汤暖和一下 I decided to warm up with a bowl of New York matzo ball soup.
走快一点… C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, let's go!
那经理真是混蛋 That manager's really a prick.
我忍受只是因为我习惯来这里 I put up with it, because I come here all the time.
他们都认识我 我住在附近 They know me. I live in the neighborhood.
我们单身女子得在暴风雨中找个避风港 We single gals got to have a port in the storm,
对吗？ am I right?
这是锂片 我喜欢把它洒在冰淇淋上 Lithium. I like to sprinkle it on my ice cream.
有没有试过？ You ever try it?
没有 没试过 No, can't say that I have.
你服用哪一种抗抑郁剂？ What kind of mood elevator are you on?
我没有服用 I'm not on one.
是吗？我以前跟你一样 Yeah? I used to be like you.
后来就和这家伙分手了 Then, I broke up with this guy.
那是1982年的事 他叫莫提 This was '82. Morty.
我以为会出现更好的人 Thought somebody better would come along.
一个也没有 Never happened.
我爱死这个了 Oh, I love this!
如果夏洛特说得对 If Charlotte was right,
这女人的两个挚爱 this woman's two "great loves"
是一个名叫莫提的男子 和洒着锂粉的冰淇淋 were a man named Morty, and lithium-laced ice cream.
在咖啡店的烘手机下蹲了20分钟后 After 20 minutes squatting under the coffee shop hand dryer,
我才明白我一直在骗自己 I realized I'd been kidding myself.
纽约和我之间的关系并不完美 New York and I didn't have the perfect relationship.
好了 All right!
这城市冷漠 不怀好意 It was dismissive, abusive,
而且让我觉得走投无路 and it made me feel desperate.
我的挚爱再也不会出现 I was now...fresh out of "great loves."
先生 Oh! Hey, hey, sir?
谢谢你 Thank you.
要吗？ Should I?
容我自我介绍 Allow me to introduce myself.
我名叫路易斯拉罗 My name is Louis LaRoy.
这位是比尔霍伯 以及保罗沃金斯 This is Bill Hope, and Paul Watkins,
我们想邀请你参加今晚的海军派对 and we'd like to invite you to a big Navy party tonight.
欢迎携带女性友人 Feel free to bring some girlfriends.
欢迎之至 Yeah, feel very free.
我不知道我为何犹豫 I don't know why I was fighting it.
这一定会很好玩的 This is gonna be fun!
这正是我们所需要的 Exactly what we needed.
三个单身女郎又回到城里了 Three single gals back on the town.
你们最长时间没有性生活是多久？ What's the longest you've ever gone without sex?
没吃晚餐和喝酒之前不说这些 Oh, no, you don't get that info without dinner and a drink.
我下礼拜就满六个月了 Next week will make it six months.
-注意 -谢谢 -Oh, watch it. -Thanks.
她吓倒我了 害我一时失神 She threw me and I lost my concentration.
今晚我一定要跟一个水手上床 I am gonna have sex with a sailor tonight.
-我也差点被她吓倒 -我是认真的 -She almost got me on that one. -I'm serious!
我必须上床 好摆脱麦克道格太太的身份 I have to have sex to put Mrs. Trey MacDougal behind me.
我是全新的夏洛特约克 I'm a whole new Charlotte York.
你那套挚爱理论呢？ What about the "great loves"?
也许那些只是胡扯 Maybe that was bullshit?
我扶你 Gotcha.
我们要怎么找你那位水手？ How are we gonna find your sailors?
会找到他的 We'll find them.
天佑美国 God bless America.
重点是集体行动 The important thing is to stick together
不然我们会走散 or we'll get lost.
莎曼珊 Samantha?
夏洛特 Charlotte?
好乖 There we go.
在上城 另一个女人发现自己 And uptown, another woman found herself
陷入令人困惑的肚脐处境 in a confusing navel situation.
你看 布莱迪 Look, Brady.
这是你的肚脐 There's your belly button.
帮帮我 Help me!
惊恐的20分钟后… Twenty freaked-out minutes later...
我办不到 I can't do this!
我对预期中的事物做了心理准备 I'm prepared for the expected,
但对意外毫无招架之力 but I'm not prepared for the unexpected.
我想不到会发生这种事 I can't schedule shit like this.
而且花钱请来的人又不肯帮忙 And the people that you hire won't help you with shit like this!
那只猫呢？ Where's the cat?
天啊 史蒂夫 好恶心 Oh God, Steve, it's gross!
帮帮我 好恶心 Help me, it's gross!
放轻松 All right, relax.
我会帮你 I'll give you a hand.
他或许改变不了她 He may not be a core shaker,
但史蒂夫却在她被吓得花容失色时陪在身边 but Steve was there when she was shaken to the core.
# Feelin' all right, uh-huh #
# I'm not feelin' too good myself, huh #
# Uh-huh #
# Feelin' all right, uh-huh #
# I'm not feelin' too good myself #
你在找人吗？ You looking for someone?
找我朋友 Oh, my girlfriends.
对女人而言 这派对简直就像百慕达三角洲 This party's like the Bermuda triangle for women.
那是个水手笑话 That's a little sailor joke.
你很风趣 You're funny.
让我想起我妈 You remind me of my mom.
拜拜 Buh-bye.
# Start to cry #
你好 小姐 Evening, miss.
你好 伙伴 Ahoy, matey.
领结很好看 Nice Dickie.
此时 我还是没找到夏洛特 Meanwhile, I still had not found Charlotte,
不过夏洛特已经找到一个不太绅士的军官 but Charlotte had found an officer who wasn't a gentleman.
可以看看你的胸部吗？ Show me your tits?
不行 我几乎不认识你 I can't do that, I barely know you.
好吧 那看一边就好 Okay. Then, just show me one.
这是命令 It's an order.
如果是以前 夏洛特一定会叫他吃官司 The old Charlotte would've had him court martialed,
但现在的她... but the new Charlotte...
军官... Well, officer...
时间紧迫 had a deadline.
如果是命令的话 -If it's an order. -Mm-hmm.
天啊 Oh, Jesus!
凯莉 Oh, Carrie, Carrie!
我只是来找你 我没有... I was just looking for you, I didn't...
这位是麦特库克军官 No, this is Officer Matt Cook.
我们待会见吧 I'll see you later.
好 Okay.
我办不到 我们还是聊天吧 I can't do this, let's just talk.
都听你的 小姐 It's your call, ma'am.
结果 夏洛特被困在过去 It turns out, Charlotte was caught somewhere between the old
和现在之间 and new York.
但她盘算对着陌生人 But she figured showing her boob
袒胸露背 可以换来三个月延长期 to a relative stranger bought her another three months.
# Feelin' all right #
凯莉 Carrie!
原来你在这里 夏洛特呢？ There you are. Where's Charlotte?
信不信由你 楼上的脱衣舞秀有她的份 Well, believe it or not, she's involved in a little peep show upstairs.
我开始对那女人有点敬意了 I am really starting to have a newfound respect for that girl.
今天是怎么回事？ What is it about today?
我看了米兰达的胸部 I've seen Miranda's boobs.
夏洛特的胸部 I've seen Charlotte's boob.
何不也让我看看你的胸部 好让这一切结束？ Why not just show me yours and get it over with?
我是开玩笑的 I was kidding.
我不是 那应该能帮我钓到一个水手 I wasn't. That ought to hook me a sailor.
别扯上海军性丑闻 Yeah, tail hook you one.
听着 我要走了 Look, I'm going.
不要 No!
要 Yes!
我是对的 这艘船已经开了 I was right, this ship has sailed,
不幸的是 我还在船上 and tragically, I'm still on it.
再见了 注意楼上那位豪放女 Good night. Hey, keep an eye on "boom-boom" up there.
你来了 Hey, there. You came.
我来见识过了 Yes, I came, I saw,
我要走了 I'm leaving.
别这样 我大老远 Aw, c'mon now, I've come all the way
从路易斯安那州来这里 和一个纽约美女共舞 from Louisiana to dance with a New York City girl.
我舞跳得很棒 I'm a good dancer.
# I #
# My, my, my, my #
# Oh, I #
# Can turn a gray sky blue #
# I, you see, I can make it rain #
# When I want to #
# Oh, I can build a castle From a single grain of sand #
# I, you see, I can make A ship sail on dry land, yeah #
# Unhappy am I with all Of the powers that I possess #
# Yeah #
# 'Cause girl, you're the key to my happiness #
# And I can't get next To you, babe, woo #
# No, I can't get next to you #
# I've been trying a long time, Can't get next to you #
# I, I don't know what to do Can't get next to you #
# Woo, let me tell ya... #
虽然她正漂浮在水手的汪洋中 Even though she was floating in a sea of dickies...
“你有一通新留言 以及12通旧留言” One new message, and 12 saved messages.
莎曼珊满脑子只有理查 Samantha could only think about Richard.
“你朝我脸上泼酒 Hey, you threw a drink in my face
还在我家附近张贴告示” and papered my neighborhood.
“如果不是真心爱你 我还会打电话来吗？” Would I still be calling if I didn't really love you?
“我爱你 美人儿 再给我一次机会” I love you, gorgeous. Give me another chance.
“你朝我脸上泼酒 Hey, you threw a drink in my face
还在我家附近张贴告示” and papered my neighborhood.
“如果不是真心爱你 我还会打电话来吗？” Would I still be calling if I didn't really love you?
来自路易斯安那的路易斯 Say, Louis from Louisiana.
你认为一生中会有几个挚爱？ How many "great loves" do you think you get in a lifetime?
挚爱？ "Great loves"?
正是 That is the question on deck.
好吧 Well...
也许一个吧 如果幸运的话 maybe one, if you're lucky.
我很高兴我留下来了 Well, I'm glad I stayed.
在今天诸事不顺之后 After the way this city kicked my ass today,
我需要跳那支舞 I needed that dance.
老实说 这是我第一次来纽约 Well, I have to say, this is my first trip to New York.
这里不适合我 Not for me.
垃圾 噪音 I mean, the garbage, the noise,
真不知道你怎么受得了 I don't know how you put up with it.
谢了 再见 Thanks, and good night.
等一下 Well, wait.
你一个人回家？ Going home all alone?
外面很危险 It's rough out there.
没那么糟糕 It isn't so bad.
如果路易斯说得对 If Louis was right
人只会有一个挚爱 and you only get one "great love",
那纽约可能就是我的挚爱 New York may just be mine.
我不能让任何人批评我的情人 And I can't have nobody talkin' shit about my boyfriend.
没过多久 我突然想到... A short while later, I had a thought...
也许过去就像是把我们往回拉的锚 Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back.
也许你必须摆脱过去的自己… Maybe you have to let go of who you were...
才能迎向未来的自己 ...to become who you will be.