翻译: 朽
校对: 史努比嘟 死不睡觉斯基
后期: 大块头要冷静
压制: 凯撒
瑞克与莫蒂
电波诚译
第一季 第三集
*最棒的圣诞 终于来到* *Last king christmas last arrived*
*在圣诞这一天到来* *On the christmas christmas*
我这火腿简直人间美味 Mmm. Jerry, you are really giving it to this ham.
圣诞快乐 嘿 Um, merry christmas. Hello?
我爸妈这么多年才来一次 My parents are coming over for the first time in years.
咱能把手里的玩意儿都收了 有点生气吗 Can we stow the gadgets and look alive?
在你爸妈面前表现的有点生气 Alive? For your parents?
呵呵 真好笑 Mm, good one.
你干嘛 Hey, man!
你干嘛 You"Hey, man!"
这个节日就是要有人情味儿 This holiday is about humanity.
是吗 我还以为是什么半神的生日之类的 You know, I thought it was about being born half-god or something.
不管怎样 所有电子设备都给我放进这个袜子里 Whatever. All electronic items are going in the stocking now.
爸 我才不会把手机给你 Dad, I'm not giving you my phone.
乖乖放进来 不然我就去注册Facebook Put it in the stocking, summer, or I'm joining facebook.
嚯嚯嚯 大家好 A-ho, ho, ho, everybody.
我看是"啧啧啧"吧 More like "Whoa, whoa, whoa."
你这是搞啥 我爸妈马上要来了 What is this? My parents are coming!
淡定 Jerry Calm down, Jerry.
这是Reuben 我一老朋友 This is Reuben, an old friend.
珍珠港 Pearl harbor.
我每年给他做一次医学诊断 I check in on him once a year and give him a little medical evaluation.
爸 真感人 Aww! Dad, that is so sweet!
呵呵 真感人 我不懂了 Yeah, it is. I don't get it.
韩国 Korea.
不用担心你的圣诞聚会 Jerry Don't worry about your C-christmas, Jerry.
我跟Reuben去我的工作间 I'll be with Reuben in my workshop
你们就好好在著名的Phil Collins所谓"天堂"里过着吧 while you guys are having another day in Phil Collins' proverbial paradise.
Phil Collins 《Another Day in Paradise》 讲述跟穷困的人们比起来我们过得就像天堂
真是不识庐山真面目 Huh. You think you know a guy.
我爸妈来啦 Okay, there's my parents.
别看电视 别玩手机 别碰电脑 Now, remember no tv, no phones, no laptops.
好好增进一下感情 就和传统的犹太人过周六一样 We are connecting this Christmas, like old-school Jews on a saturday.
犹太教的安息日
嘿 Hey, hey!
圣诞快乐 儿子 Merry christmas, son.
嗨 Uh, hi.
你有事吗 Can I help you?
Jerry 这是Jacob Jerry, this is Jacob.
你们没收到我们的短信吗 Didn't you get our text message?
没 No!
你就是Jerry吧 You must be Jerry.
这围裙很好看啊 That's a fine-looking apron.
威廉姆斯索诺玛的吗 Williams-sonoma?
美国高端家居用品零售商
我倒想呢 I wish!
不过谢谢 But thank you.
你是我父母的朋友吗 So, you're a... friend of the family?
在我们眼中 他是家人 Uh, the way we see it, he's a part of the family.
哇 Wow.
你爸和癌症擦肩而过 After your father's brush with cancer
你叔叔也走了 所以我们决定重新审视我们过去的人生 and losing your uncle, we looked at life and wondered, how have we spent it,
和剩下的时光 And how do we spend the rest of it?
我们死的时候会是什么样的 What are we going to be when we die
是充满了恐惧和怀疑 a list of fears and questions
还是过了充实的一生 or a collection of real experiences?
天啊 Joyce 真了不起 Holy crap. Joyce, that's amazing.
然后Jacob出现了 我们开始重新享受生活 Then Jacob came into our lives, and... we're learning to live again.
我们三个一起 All three of us.
酷 Cool.
来点蛋奶酒吗 Eggnog?
这才像话嘛 这爷们有围裙还有蛋奶酒 Now we are talking! This man's got the apron and the eggnog, huh?
嗨 Joyce Leonard Hi, Joyce. Leonard.
你好 Hello, there.
圣诞快乐 Merry christmas, man.
Morty 能过来一下吗 Morty, a moment of your time?
他快不行了 Morty He's in bad shape, morty.
天啊 Rick 你干了啥 Aw, geez, Rick. What'd you do?
呵呵 Morty 你把我当成什么了 Gee, thanks, Morty. W-w-what kind of monster do you think I am?
我是在救他的命 I-I-I'm sitting here trying to save the guy's life.
我需要你帮忙 I need your help.
去找Xenon Bloom博士 I want you to find Dr. Xenon Bloom.
他知道是怎么回事 He'll know what's going on.
我去哪哪哪哪儿找Bloom博士啊 Uh, w-w-w-where where do I find dr. Bloom?
Reuben In Reuben.
明尼苏达的Reuben吗 Reuben, Minne-minnesota?
桌子上的Reuben Reuben on the table, morty.
我没时间让你刨根问底了 Look, I-I-I I don't have time for you to wrap your little walnut around everything.
结束之前屏住呼吸 不然你的肺就完了 Just hold your breath until the process is over or your lungs will collapse.
什么结 What proc...
爸 Morty呢 Hey, dad, where's Morty?
在忙 He's busy.
Morty 能听见吗 Morty, can you hear me?
往北走 Head north.
Rick我这是在哪儿 Rick, where am I?
按我注射的位置 你应该在入口的南边 Depending on my aim, you should be just south of the entrance.
啥入口 Entrance to what?
欢迎 Morty Welcome, Morty.
欢迎来到人体公园 Welcome... ... to Anatomy park!
人体公园
这是我和Bloom博士一起搞的一个小副业 It's a little business venture I've been cooking up on the side with Dr. Bloom
人体内的主题公园 An amusement park inside a human body.
搞科学很费钱的 这玩意多多少少能补贴一点 Science isn't ch-cheap, morty. This should really help put a dent in the overhead.
天啊 太不可思议了 Oh, my god! This is insane!
脾山
Spleen mountain?
快来膀胱瀑布玩个痛快
就在下腹乐园
膀胱瀑布 Bladder falls?
胰之海盗 Pirates of the pancreas?
胰之海盗→ 就在腹腔乐园
你对最后一个有什么意见吗 You got a problem with that last one, Morty?
没有 Huh? No, no.
我只是看到什么就念出来而已 I'm just reading'em out loud in the order that I'm seeing'em.
好吧 我有点敏感 Okay. All right. If I sounded a little defensive,
因为胰之海盗是我的宝贝 It's because pirates of the pancreas was my baby.
我想建这个的时候遇到了不少阻力 Morty You know, I got I got a lot of pushback when I pitched it, Morty.
我现在还是有点护短 I guess I'm still a little defensive.
总之快去找Bloom博士 Let's just find dr. Bloom, all right?
我在肝脏发现了求救信号 I-I'm picking up a distress signal in the liver, Morty.
肺叶弹射
结肠漂流
鬼肝
脑皮层木马
膀胱瀑布
去肝那儿 Proceed to the liver.
前往 下腹乐园
前方到站 肝脏 Arriving at... ... liver.
小心站台间隙 Mind the gap.
灰尘见谅
这儿好恐怖啊 Rick It's really scary in here, Rick.
肝的情况不太好 The liver's under maintenance.
Reuben这几年过得很苦 Reuben's seen some rough years, Morty.
不要说三道四 Don't judge.
日子过得好的人是不会同意在自己体内修一座主题公园的 You don't agree to have a theme park built inside you if your life's going great.
鬼肝
Rick 有妖怪啊 Rick! It's a monster!
不 Morty No, no, no. Morty.
这儿唯一的妖怪只有酗酗酗酒 The only monster here is alco...... holism.
那只是个机械狼人 That is an animatronic werewolf.
你是谁 Who are you?!
快说 Answer me!
哪儿来的 Where'd you come from?
我我我外公Rick让我来的 My my my grandpa Rick sent me!
Poncho 够了 Poncho! That's quite enough.
Morty 这是Poncho Morty, that's Poncho.
这是Roger和Annie This is Roger and Annie.
我是Xenon Bloom博士 And I am Dr. Xenon Bloom.
嗨 Bloom 我是Rick Hey, Bloom, it's Rick.
到底出什么事儿了 What the hell's going on here?
我也不知道 整个安全系统都停止运作了 I don't know why, but the entire security system has shut down
似乎展品也逃出来了 and I'm afraid... the exhibits are unlocked.
展品 Exhibits?
年轻人 人体公园最吸引人的部分 Anatomy park's greatest attraction, young man,
不是音乐 食物 或者 isn't the music or the food or the...
胰之海盗 Pirates of the pancreas.
说话注意点 Watch it.
而是人体内最凶恶宏伟的病原体活体博物馆 It is, first and foremost, a living museum of humanity's most noble and ferocious diseases.
病原体 Diseases?
嘿 博士 最新消息 Hey, doc. I got news for you.
你的活体博物馆现在正式成为野生动物园了 Your living museum is officially a wild safari!
是甲肝病毒 快跑 Hepatitis A! Run!
东西要吃进嘴里去啊 Oh, the food goes in your mouth, girl.
噢 Jacob Oh, Jacob.
不好意思 Jacob I-I'm sorry, Jacob.
我还是不太明白 你和我父母 I-I guess I'm still confused about
到底具体是啥关系 怎么开始的 the precise nature and origin of your relationship with my parents.
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