在节目的注释中， In the note of the program,
晚上好。今晚的戏剧讲述的是一位隐居老人找到朋友的故事。 good evening. This evening s play is about an elderly recluse who found a friend.
到底有多好的朋友?我将允许你们自己判断。 Just how good a friend? I shall allow you to judge for yourselves.
我不相信你会因为观众的特权而受苦。 I do not believe in you suffer in an audience's prerogative.
但在我们开始之前，必须先介绍一下我们的戏。 But before we have our play must be introduced.
这不是由我来做的，而是由阿尔弗雷德·希区柯克大赛的三名决赛选手来做的。 This will be done not by me, but by the three finalists in the Alfred Hitchcock look Alike contest.
我对这次比赛缺乏热情的原因，当我告诉你我参加了比赛，但在第一轮就被淘汰了，我没能达到体重的时候就会明白了。 The reason for my lack of enthusiasm for this contest will be apparen't when I tell you that I entered and was eliminated in the 1st round, I couldn't make the weight?
现在我将把你交给。 I shall now turn you over to Ms.
白皮，他负责决赛。 White Leather, who is in charge of the finals.
现在有请第一位选手。 And now for our 1st contestant.
晚上好，女士们先生们，欢迎来到阿尔弗雷德·希区柯克一小时。 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Alfred Hitchcock Hour.
今晚，我们将呈现一个故事，但首先请我们的赞助人说句话。 This evening, we shall present a story, but 1st a word from our sponsor.
赞助商。歌手。歌手。歌手。歌手。歌手。 Sponsor. Singer. Singer. Singer. Singer. Singer.
里面发生了什么事?谁在那里？ What's going on in there? Who's there?
你不是必须杀了他吗? And didn't you have to kill him?
现在我要打断你的胳膊，你冷静地从过去的尽头走到左边。 Gerald And I'll break your arm now, you calmly walk out of the end of that past and to the left.
我向右转，我在现在的地方遇见你，再一次，请在银色的河下，我也。 I turn to the right, I meet you back at the place now, once more, please under the silver river, me too.
我的绿我爱她我只爱我们晚上和我一起唱歌。 My green I love she I just love our nightly sing together evening with me.
来和我们一起唱歌吧。好梦，我的梦。 Come and sing with us. Sweet dream, my dream.
你的声音很好听，年轻人。 You have a very nice voice, young man.
声音不好?在大海湾附近。 Doesn't have a nice voice? Off the big Bay.
有个好男孩真好。 Nice to have a nice boys.
谢谢你！我的是你的。 Thank you. That mine are yours.
它是我的。我想这就是为什么我都不记得我有过那样的坏习惯。 It's mine. I thought it why I don't even remember having a bad like that.
这里的鸟儿喜欢我的饼干屑。 The birds here just love my cookie crumbs.
但他们不喜欢巧克力片。 They don't like the chocolate chips though.
哦亲爱的。我就是吃那些东西。 Oh dear. I just eat those things.
去了。它们经常响，我得保护耳朵。 Going off. They go off so often I have to protect my ears.
他们 They're
也很敏感。尖锐的噪音和寒冷。 very sensitive too. Sharp Noises and cold.
晚安，各位。艾米女士，是救护车还是警察? Good night. Ms. Emmy fire ambulance or police?
这是警笛。艾米女士，他说再见了。 It's a police siren. Ms. Emmy he say goodbye.
我只是在想人们对彼此是精液是多么可怕。 I was just thinking how awful it is that people are semen to each other.
这是 That's
一件事。当你75岁的时候，你会看得比什么都清楚。 one thing. When you get to be 75, you see clearer than anything else.
人们对彼此有多刻薄? How mean people are at each other?
非常糟糕的事。一想到马的遭遇我就不寒而栗。 Just awful. I just shuddered to think what's happened to the horses.
马似乎从地球上消失了。 Horses just seemed to vanished from the face of the earth.
当我还是个小女孩的时候，我有一只，我有一只最可爱的小马。 When I was a little girl, I had a my, uh, I had the most adorable pony.
哦,亲爱的。我忘了他的名字，阳光。 Oh, dear. And I forgot his name, sunshine.
阳光，那是他的名字。阳光怎么样? Sunshine, that was his name. What about Sunshine?
你在说你的小马吗?哦,是的。 You talking about your pony? Oh, yes.
我有一匹小马。年代的名字。 I had a pony. S name.
我话太多了。原谅我。 I talk too much. Forgive me.
我叫乔。我叫艾米·赖斯。 My name s Joe. My name is Amy Rice.
将军您好吗?你介意我写下来吗? How do you do general? Do you mind if I write that down?
我发现如果我不把事情写下来，我有时会记不住G-E-R-L-D-G-E-L-G-R-A-L。 I find that if I don't write things down, I sometimes don't remember G-E-R-L-D-G-E-L-G-R-A-L.
杰拉尔德，谢谢你坐在这里听我说话。 Thank you, gerald, for sitting here listening to me.
你太好了。 That was very nice of you.
我很喜欢，亲爱的。那就更好了。 I enjoyed it, you dear. That makes it nicer still.
没人再听我的了。 Nobody ever listens to me much anymore.
一个老妇人能被人倾听真好。 Nice for an old woman to get listened to.
再也没有人来看我了。 Nobody ever comes to see me anymore.
我几乎总是一个人。几乎没见过活人。 I'm almost always alone. Almost never see a living soul.
我敢打赌你是个很好的厨师。 I bet you are a very good cook.
我已经有几百万年没吃过自家做的了。 I haven't had a home cooked million years.
我很想和你一起去你家吃晚饭。 I'd love to what have dinner with you at your place.
你经常问我是我做的，真是太好了。 It's often nice of you to ask me I did.
噢,是的。我的冷冻箱里碰巧有一些粪便我一直留着做特别的东西。 Oh yes. Well, I happen to have in my freezing compartments some stool me that I've been saving to some something special.
嗯，我喜欢赢。我敢邀请一个完全陌生的人共进晚餐。 Well, I love to win. I'm bold asking a total stranger to dinner.
更困了，不是吗?卷心菜，猫和猫? It's sleepier, isn't it? Cabbage, cat and cat?
哦,卷心菜。卷心菜会碎的。 Oh, cabbage. Cabbage can be broke.
是的,它是。隔壁的琼斯太太说，你没问她就拿了壶? Yes, it's. Mrs Jones from next door says, you took a pot without asking her?
我在门口想问她，但她出去了。 Well, I'm up on the door to ask her, but she was out.
有人来找我。我没有足够两个人吃的高级厨师你在哪儿? I'm having a caller. I don't have enough advanced cook for two Where are you?
琼斯夫人，我敲你的门是为了问你，我只需要今晚用。 I knocked on your door, mrs Jones to ask you, I only need it for this evening.
我没有两个人用的笔。 I don't have a pen big enough to cook for two.
我买了只鸡，那只锅是我唯一能装得下的。 I bought a chicken, and that pot is the only one it'll fit in me.
山姆，他在做饭。 Sam, he's got a dinner cooking.
你的部分归我。好吧，但别再等了。 I'll own your part. All right, but don't wait again.
艾米女士，请。除非你问，不，是谁? Ms. Emmy, please. Unless you ask, no, who is it?
吻一下戈尔迪太太。艾米女士，别告诉琼斯太太。 Kiss Missus Goldie. Ms. Emmy don't tell Missus Jones.
但是我也偷了两个洋葱。 But I stole two onions too.
现在是租金，你来这里是为了斜坡。 Now the rent, you're here for the ramp.
我把钱包放哪了? Now, where did I put my purse?
哦,明天。梅女士卡车开过来了。 Oh, tomorrow. Ms. Me The truck is coming by.
你不想处理掉这些杂志吗? Wouldn't you like to get rid of some of these magazines?
哈努卡树丛呢?嗯?圣诞树? And the Hanuka bushes? Huh? The Christmas trees?
他们说是我。你已经与现实脱节了。 They said me. You've lost your touch with reality.
我现在有了。我喜欢看着我周围的岁月这样，那样地流逝。 I have now. I like seeing the years tacked up around me this way, that way.
我知道所有这些被写下来的事情都发生过，让它们看起来更加 I know that all these things that have been written about have happened, makes them seem more
真实的。现在,等待, real. Now, wait,
当过蛇。多么高大的一个人啊。 been a snake. What a big man.
我小姐。总有一天会有人不像我这么诚实。 Ul Ms. me. Someone someday won't be as honest as I am.
谁要来吃晚饭?我的绅士吗? So who's coming for dinner? My gentlemen?
打电话的人，我在公园遇到的一个人，他长得很像我以前认识的一个人，不记得他的名字了。 Caller, someone I met in the park, someone who looks so much like someone I used to know, can't remember where his name is.
继续第三页。守夜人在去医院的路上死了，凶手卷走了十万多美元。 Continued on page three. And the night watchman died on the way to the hospital, and the murder made away with over $100000.
你知道吗，上了头条却没把你的照片放在头版真是太有趣了。 You know, it's funny to make the headlines and not even get your picture on the front page.
你在想什么?你一整天都在想一件事。 What are you thinking about? You know, you've been thinking about something all day.
我只是不喜欢你在想事情，却没有注意到我。 I just don't like it when you're thinking about something, but you're not paying any attention to me.
你在计划什么，是吗?你为什么要盛装打扮呢? You're planning something, aren't you? And why are you getting all dressed up anyway?
你要出去吗?别这样。 Are you going out? Don't look like that.
你打我之前总是这个样子。 You always look like that right before you hit me.
我没有好看的衣服穿。 I don't have anything nice to wear.
杰拉尔德。我连条漂亮的裙子都没有。 Gerald. I don't even have a nice dress.
你就不能让我花点钱买件漂亮的衣服穿吗，求你了。 Won't you just let me spend some of the money and just buy something nice to wear, please.
好吧，开始花钱吧。看起来很可疑。 Well, start spending the money. It looks suspicious.
滚下来，像老虎一样跳到我身上。 Roll off, sort of jump on me like a tiger.
我得保持冷静。 I've got to play it cool.
我不打算因为表现好而出狱后再回去。 I'm not intending on going back after I got out for good behavior.
我们结婚的时候你答应过我，你会给我带来很多美好的东西。 You promised me when we got married you'd beny lights and lights of nice things.
查尔斯，别吹口哨了。谢丽尔，别打断你的观点。 Charles, stopped that whistling. Cheryl, don't hurting your point.
都分开了。为我们加油。 And all apart. Cheer us stepping.
我们去看电影。监狱。你去哪里。 We going to movies. Jail. Where you go.
你告诉过我用了那些东西。 You told me used all those things for me.
杰拉尔德，你今晚不喜欢待在这里吗? Gerald, don't you like being here tonight?
只有一罐鱼的色调，我可以照耀我自己的阳光。 There's only a can of tone of fish I can shine my own sunshine.
莎拉，男人准备好了，你让我很开心。 Sarah, you make me happy when guys are ready.
你永远不会知道我有多爱你。 You'll never know how much I love you.
中国，请不要带走我的儿子。 Please don't take my son China.
我的阳光就在那里。真希望大蒜夫人能有电梯。 Way my sunshine right there. I wish Mrs Garlic get an elevator.
他吓到我了。我总是害怕自己会喋喋不休。 He scares Scare me. I'm always afraid I'm going to talk all over.
我太忙了。不要回头看。 I get so busy. Don't look back.
乔:我从不回头，我总是闭上眼睛。 JO I never look back, and I always close my eyes.
但我要下去了。的承诺。把火转到凳子下面。 But I'm going down. Commitment. Turn the fire under the stool.
把凳子下面的火打开。 Turn the fire on under the stool.
二，一，在这下面。二，杰克，我理解我。 Two, one, under this. Two, jack I understand me.
哦，天哪，我想你终于把煤气忘在我们身上了。 Oh, dear, at last I think you've left the gas on us.
现在我太兴奋了。 So now I'm getting too excited.
哦，眼镜，眼镜，眼镜，眼镜。好吧，现在，如果我是一个酒杯，我就没有箱子了。 Oh, glasses, glasses, glasses, glasses. Well, now, if I were a wine glass, for what I be no chest.
我想知道，胡萝卜在哪里?等待? I wondered, where that carrot? Wait?
我在找什么? What was I looking for?
的哦, Oh, of
课程。在哪里。在这里 course. Where. Here
他们是。哦, they are. Oh,
但是其中一个坏了。 but one of them is broken.
哦,但 Oh, but
你还没有粘K-K。 you haven't adhesive taken K-K.
我总是对自己有所隐瞒。 I'm always hiding things from myself.
我从来不知道东西在哪里。 I never know where anything is.
我可能在这房间里藏了一千美元，却浑然不知。 I could have a thousand dollars in this room, never even know it.
我不像以前那么机灵了。 I'm not as sharp as I used to be.
看，太好闻了。我好几年没吃过自己做的饭了。 Look, that's too Smells good. I haven't had a home cooked meal in years.
让我把人给你。 Let me have the men for you.
谢谢你。我想坐下来，让你感到温暖。 Thank you to you. I'll like to sit down, make your feel so warm.
你还得给杰拉尔德介绍一个很老的女人。 And you'll have to give Gerald a very old lady.
这是忙碌的一天。除了为你做饭，我还参加了两次盛大的葬礼。 And it's a busy day. Besides cooking for you, I went to two splendid funerals.
我的精力大不如前了。 My energy isn't what it used to be.
闭上眼睛几分钟。 Close my eyes for a few minutes.
那只猫，因为我只有10分钟，我就会变成一个小歌手。 The cat, just cause my is 10 min and I'll be fixed a little singer.
我去玩好名字。 The im go play Good name.
哦，我的天哪。哦，好吧，会没事的。 Oh my goodness. Oh, well, it'll be all right.
我什么都没闻到。嗯，我不能像以前那样清楚地看到她，但我的鼻子仍然是第一。 I didn't smell a thing. Well, I can't see her here as well as I used to, but my nose is still a number one.
父亲过去常取笑我。他说他会通过雇佣《血到普拉特街》这一集来赚钱。 Father used to tease me. Said he's going to made a fortune hiring the episode Blood down to pratt down to keep coming.
你亲爱的眼睛是蓝色的。 Come with the love like leaning in Your dear eyes are blue.
在梦中与我相见。他们让我的梦想成真。 Meet me in dreamland. Sweet dreamy dream They let my dreams come true.
你好，再来三个。我在玩钱。 Hello, one more three. I'm playing with the money.
如果我们连钱都花不了又有什么用呢? What good does it do if we can't even spend it?
嗨，亲爱的老人。它有什么用? Hi, dear old. What good does it do?
好像我们能花一分钱似的? As if we can spend a penny?
你差点烧了我的头发今天早上闻起来像鸡毛。 Oh, you almost burn my hair and it smells like chicken feathers this morning.
就像我们可以一样嗨，谢丽尔。 Do as if we can even And hi, cheryl.
我们很快就能把钱花光，在一个非常不受限制的地方 We'll be able to spend it all very soon, in a very unsustrate, where
我要把这些都登在杂志上，什么杂志上， I'm going to put it all in magazines, in what magazine,
等她死了，就等好几个小时了，我们都上不了头版了。 and then it'll all be hours when she's dead, were not even on the front page anymore.
杰拉德，这是第七页的一个小小的获奖提示。 Gerald, this is a little tiny winning mention on page seven.
零。零。零。零。零。你开始让我心烦了。 Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. You are beginning to get on my nerves.
你只会读书。 All you ever do is read.
这是非常重要的。为什么?我不知道为什么这么重要。 It is very important. Why? I don't know why it's so important.
为什么?嗯?杰拉尔德零。让我说完。 Why? Huh? Gerald Zero. Let me finish this.
这是什么?我要给你讲讲阳光，蟹黄苹果，还有我腿上的那一小块。 What is it? I have a tell you about Sunshine, the crab apple, the tiny bit my leg.
是的，你说了。还有艾米，你忘得太好了。 Yes, you did. And Amy, oh, you forgot so good.
我喜欢它。有件事我一直想跟你说，艾米阿姨。 I like it. There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about, aunt Emmy.
在某种程度上，这是一个棘手的问题。 It's a tricky subject, in a way.
不知道那晚去了哪里，什么钢琴。 Wonder where that night gone away, and what piano.
但是什么?你在说什么? But what? What you were saying?
你知道，我现在可不想伤害你的感情。 Oh, you know, I wouldn't hurt your feelings for the world now.
你知道的，不是吗?我们不会走的，对吧? You know that, don't you? We're not going away, are you?
不，不，不。别那样吓唬我。 No, oh no, no. Don't scare me that way.
谢丽尔，这是我能想到的最糟糕的事了。 Cheryl, that's the worst thing I can think of.
我想的也不是我。 And it's not me I'm thinking about it.
你你总有一天会离开的，也许比我们知道的还要早。 You you'll be going away someday, you know, perhaps sooner than we know.
我从来没有去过任何地方，除了在某些地区参加一些葬礼。 I never get to go anywhere, except to some funerals in certain areas.
我知道怎么乘有轨电车去。 I know how to get to by street car.
昨天在伦敦西区举行了一场精彩的葬礼，我没能去，因为我没到那儿。 There was a wonderful funeral on the West End yesterday, and I couldn't go because I did not get there.
啊，这就是我想说的，唯一一个你不会MS的葬礼。 Ah, now that that is exactly what I am talking about, the the one funeral you won't MS.
好吧，当那一天到来的时候，你就不用担心你以前的赌注了。 Well, when that time comes, you won't need to worry about your old ante.
她会准备好，我们要很久才会发生。 She'll be ready, and we won't happen for a long time.
我母亲5岁就快死了，父亲97岁，祖父106岁，但我感觉很好。 My mother was dying five and my father was 97, and my grandfather was 106, and I feel fine.
是的，你告诉我了，就这些。 Yes, you told me, well, that's all.
是我们在客厅喝的咖啡，对吧? It's our coffee in the parlor, right?
咖啡马上就来。我提起这个的唯一原因是我前几天读了一本关于遗嘱的书。 Bring the coffee coming up. The only reason I bring this up is because I read this book the other day about wills.
你做过吗?会吗? Have you made one? The will?
不，不，不。我不认为会有人打扰，艾米，这不是真的。 Oh no, no, no. I don't think the will anybody to bother and Emmy, that is just not true.
你有很多美好的东西。 You have a lot of wonderful things.
你的圣诞树，你的亚麻布，你的蕾丝，你的瓷器。 Your Christmas trees, your linen, your lace, your china.
听着，你不会想让高利太太在你走后进来，把所有东西都拿走吧。 Look, you don't want Mrs Goly coming in here, do you, after you ve gone, just taking everything.
你觉得她买了吗?好吧，如果没有，威尔，不，下一个你想要什么? Do you think she bought? Well, if there's no, will, no, next of can what do you want?
将军?你想要什么都可以。 General? You can have anything you want.
我不是那个意思。 I didn't mean it that way.
姑姑艾美奖。不，不，我也不想让你得到你想要的。 Aunt Emmy. No, no, neither did I-I want you to have whatever you want.
你觉得我提起这件事是为了让你最喜欢的侄子继承你的财产，这可不好，艾米阿姨。 You think I brought it up so that your favorite nephew could inherit your fortune, and that's just not nice, aunt Amy.
不,不是。是的，你说了。别生气，杰瑞，我身无分文。 No, not. Yes, you did. Don't be mad, jerry, I haven't any fortune.
爸爸。在去年六月的空难中失去了一切。 Papa. Lost everything in the crash mamas last June.
剩下的都吃完了吗?哇。 Is ate up the rest? Wow.
你知道鲁莽是什么吗? Do you know what a reckless is?
现在?一个很古怪的人，你知道，身材很高大。 Now? Somebody very eccentric, you know, statures away.
数以百万计的美元落在那里。 Millions and millions of dollars fall over the place.
我不是将军。我从没见过一百万美元。 I'm not me general. I never even saw a million dollars.
我只有一些联合天然气公司的股份和一些科罗拉多的 All I had is a few little shares of Allied Gas Corporation and some Colorado
铀。他们每隔一段时间就给我寄钱，但我靠这笔钱和我的社保生活。 Uranium. They send me money every once in a while, but I live on that and my social security.
我不是一个鲁莽的人 I'm not a reckless
不不不不不不。我有。 No, no, no, no, no. I had any.
现在，应该有一些规定，这些股票可以随时变动。 Now, there should be some provision that these stocks can go to whenever you want them to.
你在乎吗?我不要你的股票。 Do you care? I don't want your stocks.
看那里。我只想要一些小纪念品，一些我们一起度过的快乐时光的小纪念品。 Look there. All I want is some little token, some little memento of the happy hours we've spent together.
这就是我想要的。啊，爸爸，我们来看看。 That's all I want. Ah, papa, s watch.
我会把你的名字写在背面。 I'll write your name on it on the back.
我很随和。一定会有遗嘱的，你跟我来，坐在这里。 And I'm easy. There has to be a will come up, you just come with me and sit down right here.
我读过一本关于遗嘱的法律书，我认为应该有人为你起草一份合适的遗嘱。 I have read this law book about wills, and I decided that somebody ought to draw up a proper one for you.
哦，没关系。你觉得我们能在房子里找几个目击者吗? Oh, that's all right. Well, do you think we can round up a couple of witnesses in the house?
怎么啦？戈尔德女士?约翰女士:哦，那很好。 What? Ms. gold In? Ms. John Well, that's fine.
爸爸。用来管理我的事务。 Papa. Was used to manage my affairs.
又有个男人在身边真好。 Nice to have a man around again.
建议我。哦，天哪，你确实需要一个。 Advised me. Oh boy, you sure need one.
我告诉你。你将失去一切。 I tell you. You stand to lose everything.
我是赖斯，精神健全。 I am Rice, being of sound mind.
把我所有的财产，无论是真实的，私人的还是混合的，遗赠给你。 Give device and bequeath all my property, whether real, personal or mixed wheresoever located.
告诉我。你的教堂叫什么名字? To Tell me. What's the name of your church?
哦，我在圣安德鲁斯大学上学。 Oh, I go to St. Andrews.
圣安德鲁斯。很好，圣，那很好。 St. Andrews. That's fine, st. And that's nice.
第二段，现在只有两段了。 Paragraph two, there are only two paragraphs now.
如果他们不介意的话，他们都会填上这些细节。 They all fill in these details if they're okay with you.
唯一的例外是，我要给我亲爱的朋友杰拉尔德·默斯格罗夫留下一只属于爸爸的纯金手表，以及在我房间里找到的所有现金，不管其中有多少。 The sole exception to the foregoing is that I give device and bequeath to my dear friend Gerald Musgrove the following the solid gold watch, which belonged to Papa, and all the cash money found within my room, whatever some that may be.
这是为了防止你鲁莽地开始这个演讲。 That's just in case you are a reckless began this talk.
杰拉尔德哦，你要去病房? Gerald Oh, you're going to get Is the ward?
不，不，不。我不想要你的股票。 No, no, no. I don't want your stock.
我想要的只是观看和金钱。 All I want is to watch and money.
有钱吗?不，不，不。 There is any money? No, no, no.
我也不想那样。不，很长很长时间都不会了。 I don't want that either. No, not for a long, long time.
我宁愿让我可爱的小家伙埃米，在我的袜子里做饭。 I'd much rather have my sweet, dear little lad Emmy among the living, cooking down in my socks.
我母亲97岁，父亲95岁，祖母106岁。 My mother was 97, my father was 95, and my grandmother hundred six.
不，亚当，你母亲95岁，你父亲97岁，你祖父，而不是母亲，是1岁。 No Adammy, your mother was 95, your father was 97, and your grandfather, not mother, was one.
六岁了，你还好吗? Oh, six, and you feel just fine?
噢,是的。现在，如果你把那些证人都召集起来，我的证词是有效的。 Oh yeah. Now, if you're just round up those witnesses, I will will be valid.
好吧，我去叫琼斯女士。 Well, I'll go get Ms. Jones, ms.
戈尔迪，马上。五个我还不想让你从楼梯上摔下来，你说呢? Goldie right away. Five. UL I don't want you falling down those stairs yet, would you say?
莎拉?今晚没什么对我的? Sarah? Nothing at me me tonight?
1000. 引入电台休息是一项非常重要的任务，不能委托给长相比赛的选手之一伊莉斯。 1000. The introduction of the station break is far too important task to be delegated to one of the contestants in the lookerlike contest Elise.
雨伞只是让葬礼看起来更像葬礼。 The umbrellas just made the funeral seem more funeral.
将军哦，我只是喜欢葬礼，尤其是在雨中。 General Oh, well, I just love funeral, particularly in the rain.
天啊，那顶帽子真漂亮。 My But that is a saucey hat.
你喜欢黄鸡蛋吗?是的，我知道。 You do like yellow eggs? Doctor General Yes, I know.
戈尔德太太和琼斯太太从我出生起就一直在取笑我。 Mrs Gold and Mrs Jones have been ripping me since I may have a wheel.
杰罗，琼斯太太，我正骑在马上呢。 Gerow, mrs Jones, I'm on a head horse.
任何拉教堂的人 Anybody who pulls a church
卡罗不能忍受哦，亲爱的，我只是想确定一下我没有输 mouse making out a wheel Carol can't stand any Oh, dear, I just want to make sure I hadn't lost
你确定我没骗过你没有魔鬼日野餐就不叫野餐。 you sure I hadn't made you Well, picnics aren't picnics without Devil Day.
还有蚂蚁。我就是喜欢那些小东西，它们的小腿会把东西搬走。 And ants there. I just love those little things with their little legs coming carrying things away.
你认为我们会将军吗? Do you think we will general?
怎么啦？今天为你和我在乡下找些真正的蚂蚁。 What? Get some real ants in the country today for you and me.
有什么发现吗?准备好了吗?天哪，从那以后我就没来过这个国家。 Anything you got? Ready? Goodness, I haven't been in the country since.
善良,和蔼可亲。我不记得在哪里了。 Goodness, gracious. I can't remember where.
为什么我都忘了还有一个准备好了? Why have even forgotten there was one Ready?
是的，事实上，我早上7点就准备好了。 Well, yes, actually, I've been ready since 07:00 this morning.
我很兴奋。我睡不着。 I was excited. I couldn't sleep.
你知道吗?你知道，这是安眠药。 You know what? You know, it's some sleeping pills.
我可以给你拿一些。不，我很享受这种刺激。 I can get you some. No, I enjoyed the excitement.
在乡下养只猫，玩玩手机。 A cat and app or two in the country.
好了，我们走吧。现在，你去拿篮子，我去拿伞，然后我去走路。 All right, let's go. Oh, right now, you take the hamper and I'll take the umbrella, and then I'll walk general.
你知道吗，我昨天参加了一个非常棒的葬礼。雨中，所有的人都穿着黑色的衣服，看起来像黑鸟，打着伞。 You know, I went to the most wonderful funeral yesterday In the rain, there were all these people in black, looking like blackbirds, carrying umbrellas.
你怎么了?我弄错了。 You what's all? I'm made a mistake.
向下看。不要动。我就在那儿，头晕，我会好的，小课堂。 Looking down. Don't move. I'll be right there, dizzy, I'll be All right, little class.
我有这首歌。你怎么了? I've got the song. What's happening you?
好吧。你还好吗? All right. Are you all right?
我身上的每一根骨头都断了。 I broke every bone in my body.
哦，别这么说。我很好。 Oh, don't say that. I'm all right.
哦，谢天谢地。哦，谢天谢地。 Oh, thank goodness. Oh, thank goodness.
你年轻的时候。我就这样饱了。 You're young. I'm full like that.
其中一个杀死了像我这样的人。我不会阻止它的。 One killed someone like me. I won't stop it.
不，愚蠢是可以追踪的。总得有人买，那你为什么不直接拍? No, stupid is traceable. Somebody has to buy it, then, why don't you just shoot it?
但是,美好的。但这真是太棒了。 But, wonderful. But that is just wonderful.
你想让我认真点吗? You want me to be serious?
她房间里有超过10万美元。 Well, there is over $100000 in her room.
75岁一定是老年了。 75 has to be the old age.
天啊，时间终于赶上来了。 Oh man, time has finally caught up.
我要告诉你，你得穿好衣服。 I'm going to tell you you get dressed.
我想是时候让你见见我们的阿姨了。 I think it's time you finally met our aunt.
艾美奖。你在这里轻声说你爱我。 Emmy. Here you whisper that you love me.
是我，坏艾米。这是我的表妹米尔德里德。 It's me, bad Amy. This is my cousin Mildred.
她听说我对你赞不绝口，她想见见你。 She's heard me raving about you so much, she wanted to meet you.
我希望你不介意。你好，艾美阿姨。 I hope you don't mind. Hello, aunt Emmy.
我不是你的阿姨，你也不是我的阿姨，但我认识你更久了。 I'm not your aunt, or you're not my aunt either, you know, but I've known you longer.
杰拉尔德，你不打算邀请同样的人吗? Gerald aren't you going to invite the same?
噢,是的。我今晚随便给你带了郁金香谢谢你，莎拉，你一直对我很好。 Oh yeah. I brought you these tulips tonight at any Thank you, sarah, you're always so good to me.
是啊，我只有一只小鸡，杰拉德。 Yeah, I only have a tiny chicken Gerald.
没有足够的 Not enough
三。好吧，米莉·伊斯特，我有鸟，所以你不用担心。 for three. Oh, well, milly East, I have birds, so you don't have to worry.
只有一个土豆的维度只有那些眼镜 Only one potato dimension only to those glasses
我用咖啡杯喝水。 I drink out of a coffee cup.
姑姑艾美奖。你现在可别生我的气，因为 Aunt Emmy. Oh, you mustn't be mad at me now for
带她。她是一个很长的女孩。 bringing her. She's a very long girl.
她没有朋友，没有家人。 She has no friends, no family.
不。我一直在跟她说你有多可爱，多迷人，多了不起。 No. I have been telling her how sweet and charming and wonderful you are.
什么乐趣。我一点也不失望。 What fun. And I'm not at all disappointed.
你就是他说的一切。和更多。 You're everything he said. And more.
如果你想知道另一个真相，我很嫉妒。 Then if you want another truth, I'm jealous.
我的表妹是谁? The jealous What are my cousin?
你表弟，我告诉过你，亲爱的。 Your cousin, I told you, dear.
哦，好吧，这样的话，你可以用杯子，我用咖啡杯喝。 Oh, well, in that case, you can have the glass and I'll drink out of the coffee cup.
辛格，妈妈，如果你想出去散步，我让你最好醒一醒。 Singer, mom, I let you better wake up if you want to go for your walk.
我的笔睡了多久? How long my pen is sleep?
哦，大约10分钟哦，我可以走路。 Oh, about 10 min Oh, I could walk.
还记得你说过你想去街上走走，顺便逛逛吗? Remember you said you wanted to go for a walk on the street and do some window shopping?
是啊，那就太好了。 Oh, yes, well, that would be nice.
我应该再过来一下眉毛。 I ought to come over here some damn brows again.
哦,好的。我只是讨厌那些警笛。 Oh, okay. Oh, I just hate those sirens.
我忘了我的耳朵。哦，人太多了。 I forgot my ear. Oh, there are just too many people.
到处都是人。到处都能看到。 Too many people everywhere. You see so many everywhere.
哦，哦，很高兴。你这个甜心。 Oh, oh, cheerful. You candy honey.
聚会，派对聚会，派对漂亮。漂亮。你很有趣。 Party. Party. Pretty. Pretty. You're very funny.
聚会，派对漂亮。漂亮。为什么熊?我以为它们是真的。 Party. Pretty. Pretty. Why bears? I thought they were real.
将军将军，我们到了。准备好了吗? General General Here we are. Ready?
乔，等等，等等，约翰，等等我。 Joe, wait, wait, john, wait for me.
等等，下去，等等，等等。你好。她死了吗? Wait, down, wait, wait. Hello. Is she dead?
不。心跳有点快，但我很正常。 No. Heartbeats a bit fast, but I normal.
不过，我觉得那条腿断了。 I think, though, that leg is broken.
一个可怜的敌人就在这里。哦，不，不。 A poor enemy right here. Oh no, no.
你只是想睡觉。 You just want to go to sleep.
别这样，别离开我。 Come on, you don't leave me.
男孩。我已经把你的胡萝卜放进去了。 Boy. I have put your carrots into it.
真的。土豆。他们都编造得太多了。 Really. Potatoes too. They're all cooked up too much.
哦亲爱的。这太可怕了。我不能吃那个。 Oh dear. This is awful. I can't eat that.
米莉不是饼干。我和艾米，她根本不会做饭。 Milly's not the cookie. Are and Amy, she's not cook at all.
让我们更关注烹饪，而不是把东西放在锅里。 Let's more to cooking than putting things in a pot.
这是毒药。给我拿盘子里的白干酪来。 This is poison. Let's bring me some cottage cheese in a plate.
零。零。零。零。我一点也不喜欢你的表弟。 Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. I don't like your cousin at all.
她首先不是个好女孩。 She's 1st not a nice girl.
而德里奇什么也没做。 And dridge does not do anything.
你看到她是怎么给我削土豆皮的吗? Did you see how she peeled my potatoes?
对天堂的感觉?这是浪费的。 Feeling for heavenage thing? That's wasteful.
她浪费太多了。这是枕头和艾米。 She waste too much. Here's pillow and Amy.
我不是她的姨妈。我支持你。 I'm not her aunt. I'm on you.
吃你的药。真是个好女孩。 Take you pill. That's a good girl.
她也不喜欢我。这是一个振动。 She doesn't like me either. That's one vibration.
我总是能感受到不被喜欢的震动。 I've always been able to feel the vibration of not being liked.
她就是喜欢你。这简直是胡说八道。 She just adores you. That's just nonsense.
来吧。哦，看看艾米， Come on now. Oh, look at Amy,
准备睡觉时抄我的稿子。 going to sleep copying out on me.
我最近一直很烦躁。 I've been feeling awfully browsy lately.
杰拉尔德，别这么放肆。 Gerald, not up this nerve.
还在为你表妹的事生气吗，玛丽? Still mad about your cousin, mary?
在那个问题之后，你只需要对人好一点。 You've just simply got to be nice ago after that problem.
来吧，最后一个。我能和他们一起一路走下去吗? Come on with the last. Can I join them all the way and get on with town?
我不知道。护发素一号知道这是我的第二个。 I don't know. Conditioner number one knows it's my 2nd.
我们必须一点一点地做。 We have to do a little by little.
所以这看起来非常非常自然。 So it seems very, very natural.
那太好了。我们可以做到。 That's too wonderful. We can do it.
我要这样去洗手间。 I'm going to the bathroom like that.
是的,是的。我不能忍受的一件事就是浪费。 Yeah, yeah. One thing I cannot stand is waste.
从她踏进这扇门的那一刻起我就不喜欢她了。 I haven't liked her since the minute she set her feet in this door.
你应该看看她削土豆皮的样子。 You should see the way she peels potato.
她已经这样做了好几天了，浪费我的汽油，想要透支我的账单告诉我她对杂志感到满意的黄金希望。 She's been at it several days, wasting my gas, trying to run up My bill tell me the golden hope she satisfied about the magazine.
是的,女士。如果我的账单还不够高的话，因为我一直在为他们做饭。 Yes, ma'am. If my bill wasn't high enough already, with all the cooking I'd been doing for them.
乔试图阻止公然浪费是一种可怕的罪恶。 Joe tried to stop Flagrant waste is a terrible sin.
我想我现在是股东了。 I'm a stockholder now, I guess.
我不赞成浪费我们的时间。 And I don't approve of wasting our come out.
最糟糕的是让我恶心。 And the worst of it is making me sick.
你这儿有电话吗? You have a phone around here?
大厅里有吗? Are there one in the hall?
现在修好了吗，好让我准备今晚的晚餐? Is it fixed now so I can fix dinner tonight?
我准备了很好的面包卷。 I've got nice rolls that's fixed.
接线员:请帮我接警察。 Operator Give me the police, please.
歌手:谁呀?这是我们。 Singer Who is it? It's us.
进来。是这个女孩吗? Come in. Is this the girl?
我很抱歉。杰拉尔德:我告诉她她不喜欢我。 I'm sorry. GERALD I told her she didn't like me.
你为什么不阻止她?杰拉尔德:猜一个老妇人。 Why didn't you stop her? GERALD Guessing an old woman.
加油站的人说她是这么做的。 That's what the gas man said she was doing.
我只是不知道你是什么。 And I just don't know what you are.
这是我的主意。当你说“我相信那不是真的”时，那是嫉妒的想法。 It was my idea. It was jealous idea when you said, I believe that that's not true.
哦,不。那谁还得立遗嘱艾米以为我叫你闭嘴。 Oh no. Then who had to make out a will An Amy thought I told you to shut up.
持有它。我想我们最好去一趟车站，好好谈谈那些杂志。 Hold it. I think we'd better go down to the station, have a little talk The magazines.
在哪里?的杂志吗?为什么?杂志在哪里? Where? The magazines? Why? Where are the magazines?
收藏者过来把它们拿走了。 The collector came and took them away.
在哪里?但是什么收藏家呢?在哪里?别，别喊杰拉尔德，去哪儿。 Where? But what collector? Where? Do don't, don't yell Gerald do where.
戈尔迪夫人说它们是灰尘收集器，我正在失去与现实的联系，收集旧杂志和圣诞树。 Mrs Goldie said that they were dust catchers and that I was losing my touch with reality, gathering old magazines and Christmas trees.
所以今天收款员来的时候，我告诉他，把它们拿走。 So when the collector came today, I told him, take them away.
不，乔，求你了，别。 Well, no, joe, please, please don't you.
好了，我们走吧。都是杰拉尔德的错。 All right, let's go. It's that gerald S fault.
都在这里。好吧,伯爵。乔，别生我的气。 It's all here. Okay, earl. Joe, don't be mad with me.
我就把你从我的遗嘱里割出来，我就死了。 I'll cut you out of my will drop dead.
谁会给我发邮件? Who would MS. me?
一，一，2003年。三。为此，我必须记得除霜。 One, one, 2003. Three. For for that I must remember to de frost.
现在你知道冷现金这个词是怎么来的了。 Now you see how the term cold cash originated.
不幸的是，我们勇敢的女主人公第二天在一家银行被捕，她试图存入她被冻结的资产。 Unfortunately for our intrepid heroine, she was arrested the next day at a bank where she attempted to deposit her frozen assets.
艾米现在住在一所老年人监狱里，她是马正队的一员。 Ms. Amy now resides in a prison for senior Citizens, where she is on the Marjong team.
至于阿尔弗雷德·希区柯克的长相比赛，你们所有的投票都出来了，结果令人惊讶，但我们会遵守它。 As for the Alfred Hitchcock look alike contest, All of your votes are in, and the results are surprising, but we shall abide by them.
然而。获胜者将结束我这部分的节目。 Nevertheless. Here then is the winner who will close my part of the program.
直到下周。晚安，各位。 And so until next week. Good night.
歌手。歌手,歌手。短信歌手一号。 Singer. Singer, singer. SMS singer one.