這個故事發生在 This is a story that takes place
一個充滿奇跡的島上 on an island full of wonder.
講述兩個迷失的靈魂尋找彼此的故事 The story of two lost souls searching for one another,
雖然他們並沒有意識到這一點 although they don't know that yet.
不信 你看 Because, you see,
不管你感覺多麼孤獨或跟周圍格格不入 no matter how alone or out of place one feels,
魔法無處不在 magic is all around us
只要你知道去那裏找 if you just know where to look.
別緊張 姑娘 Easy, girl.
嘿 當媽媽了 乖孩子 Hey, Mama. Good girl.
來吧 我們會好好照顧你的 Come on. We're gonna take good care of you.
來吧 Come on.
走吧 小狗狗們 Let's go, gang.
帶你們去動物收容所 We're going to the pound.
走啦 姑娘 你會沒事的 Come on, girl, you're okay.
來吧 姑娘 Come on, girl.
嘿 食品券 Hey, Food Stamp.
新來的女孩 New girl.
上一個租戶把租房信息放到了Airbnb上 The last tenant put the unit on Airbnb.
我們不用那個 因為我們有規矩 We don't play that 'cause we got rules.
不能轉租 不能用水床 不准養寵物 No subletting, no water beds and no pets.
- 你們都明白了嗎 - 當然 帕克德先生 - Y'all got that? - Absolutely, Mr. Packard.
我們甚至不會在床上喝水 We won't even drink water in bed.
嘿 5-C Hey, 5-C!
如果你媽媽要修洗碗機 If your mama wants her dishwasher repaired,
告訴她試試潤滑油 tell her try a little grease.
她明白我在說什麼的 She'll know what I'm talking about.
好的 帕克德先生 O-Okay, Mr. Packard.
是的 我知道這很重要 Yes, I know it's important
我不會問的 除非... and I wouldn't ask unless...
嘿 媽媽 Hey, Mom.
好吧 我明白 Yeah, okay, I understand.
好的 我會想辦法的 好的 謝謝 Yeah, I'll figure it out. Okay, yeah. Thanks.
帕克德要點小費才會修那個洗碗機 Packard wants a bribe for the dishwasher.
太好了 只要拿一疊百元鈔票就行了 Splendid! Just grab a stack of hundreds.
我想錢和金條應該放在一起呢 I think they're over there by the gold bars
艾琳姨媽把這個租金管制的公寓留給我們 that Aunt Irene left us in this rent-controlled flat.
今天過得怎麼樣 甜心 How was your day, sweetheart?
介於糟糕和惡劣之間 Somewhere between abysmal and atrocious.
這是兩個美麗的詞 Those are two beautiful words,
如果你沒有上過這麼好的學校 which you probably wouldn't use
你可能都不會用 if you didn't go to such a good school.
太好了 我將有一個史詩詞匯可以 Great! I'll have an epic vocabulary to use
用於往後幾十年的治療 in my upcoming decades of therapy.
好吧 作為學校的新生確實不容易 Okay. It is hard being the new kid at school.
那些女孩還在騷擾你嗎 Those other girls still bothering you?
基本上只有一個女孩 弗洛倫斯 It's mostly just this one girl, Florence.
- 她叫我「食品券」 - 為什麼 - She calls me "Food Stamp." - Why?
也許是因為我得了獎學金 或者我個子小 Maybe because I'm on scholarship, or I'm small,
還是因為我們剛從北部搬來 or because we just moved here from upstate.
- 我不知道 - 你跟 - I don't know. - Well, you're different
學校裏的其他孩子不一樣 to those other kids at school.
很好 That's good.
你知道 那些獨一無二的人 You know, people who are unique,
他們是改變世界的人 they're the ones that change the world.
太好了 我會告訴弗洛倫斯的 Great! I'll tell Florence that.
讓我給她媽媽打個電話 Just let me call her mother.
我們可以請他們到這裏來 我們可以一起討論這個問題 We can have them over here, and we can all talk about it.
天啊 你明白小朋友怎樣想嗎 My gosh, were you ever a child?
不明白 No.
但我也被欺負過 Um, but I was bullied, too.
你知道 你只需要學會為自己挺身而出 You know, you just have to learn to stand up for yourself.
我想我只是沒有你勇敢 Well, I guess I'm just not as brave as you.
我不想引人注目 I don't want to stand out.
我去換衣服 I'm gonna go change
然後再去收集多些罐子 and then I'll collect some more cans
為慈善活動做準備 for the charity drive.
你跟你老闆談過了芝加哥的事嗎 Oh, did you talk to your boss about the Chicago thing?
顯然 是的 Okay, so, apparently,
這個案件被提前了兩週 the case has been moved forward two weeks,
我是唯一一個律師助理... and I'm the only paralegal who...
媽媽 Mom!
我很抱歉 我只是要離開幾天 I am so sorry. I'm just gonna be gone a couple of days.
真的嗎 Really?
那麼 誰來陪我 Well, who's gonna stay with me?
我去找個可愛的保姆 是嗎 I'll get a lovely sitter. Yeah?
只是不是凱西叔叔 Just not Uncle Casey.
你在開玩笑吧 凱西叔叔 Are you kidding? Uncle Casey?
誰把綠色的 M&M巧克力豆當成蔬菜 Who thinks that green M&M's are vegetables?
不 不 這不是一個選擇題 No, no, that is not an option.
嗯 什麼...什麼了... Mmm! Wh... Wh...
來啦 Coming!
你好啊 Hey there.
抱歉 我只是想小睡一下 Sorry, I was just, uh, grabbing a little power nap,
傑克遜警官 Officer Jackson.
你在這裏搞什麼 What's this you got going on in here?
這只是暫時的 Oh, this is just a temporary thing.
在兩套公寓搬家期間 I'm in between apartments.
嗯 Hmm.
你停車超時了 Your meter's expired.
事實上 沒有 停車計價器壞了 Actually, no, the meter is broken.
事實上 沒有壞 它一直能用 Actually, no, it's working.
只是有一個袋蓋住了它 It just had this bag over the top of it.
- 哦 誰放的 - 嗯 - Oh! Who put that there? - Hmm.
這個城市的人真沒有品 This city. It is so disheartening.
我會把它處理掉的 你想把它給我嗎 I'll get rid of that. Do you want to give me that?
只是...好吧 Just to... Okay.
不 我想把這個給你 No, I want to give you this.
我們能晚點再談嗎 我要遲到了 Can we do this later? I am so late. Okay.
把它給別人吧 把它給出去 Give it to someone else! Pay it forward.
哦 Ooh.
我沒事 對不起 我得走了 I'm okay. I'm so sorry. I've got to go.
這麼晚了 So late.
啊 熱死了 熱死了 Ah! Burn. Burn.
嗨 Hi.
我是凱西·波特 來見哈林頓先生 Casey Porter here to see Mr. Harrington
關於插畫師工作的事 about the illustrator job.
嗨 好的 Hi. Yeah.
預約時間是三點半 現在是四點三 That was at 3:30 and it's... Mm, it's 4:15.
哇 他一定說的是山地時間 Wow. Pretty sure he said Mountain Time,
看來我來早了 so guess I'm early.
並沒有 抱歉 No. Sorry.
好吧 那麼 Okay, then,
這些可以免費拿嗎 are these complimentary?
很遺憾 是的 Sadly, yes.
午餐 Lunch.
白癡 Idiot!
- 嘿 - 嘿 馬利克 - Hey! - Hey, Malik.
我在為學校的籌款活動收集罐子和瓶子 I'm collecting cans and bottles for my school's fundraiser.
- 你有嗎 - 現在馬利克閃亮登場 - Do you have anything? - It's Malik the Magnificent now.
我打算去魔法學校 嘿 你想看魔術表演嗎 I'm going to magic school. Hey, do you wanna see a trick?
當然 Sure.
好吧 一副牌 Okay, a deck of cards.
哦 Ooh.
太棒了 Fantastic.
你呢 克魯爾曼太太 How about you, Mrs. Crullerman?
你有易垃罐給我嗎 Do you have any cans for me?
小可愛 這個給你 You can have this one, malyshka.
不 不 等一下 No, no! Moment.
給你 Here.
煉奶 Condensed milk?
魔法學校 祝你好運 Magic school. Good luck.
嘿 你知道 等我真的很擅長魔術的時候 你知道我要做什麼嗎 Hey. You know, when I get really good at magic, you know what I'm gonna do?
讓她消失 Make her disappear?
不 我要把她切成兩半 No, I'm gonna cut her in half.
啊 這也行 Oh. Or that.
- 嘿 賈維斯夫人 - 嗨 艾米麗 - Hey, Mrs. Jarvis. - Hi, Emily.
- 你還有罐子嗎 - 有 - Do you have any more cans for me? - I do.
帕克德知道你在他的大廈裏收集罐子嗎 Does Packard know you're collecting canisters in his edifice?
他會到監督委員會上反映的 He'll insist on a retroactive commission.
如果我們用501-C號代理監護人訴訟就沒事了 Not if we file a 501 in loco parentis.
那麼 她就有保護 Then, she's protected.
你們一定是好律師 You guys must be good lawyers.
因為我不知道你們在說什麼 Because I don't know what you're talking about.
大家好 Hey, guys!
阿隆索 給艾米麗拿罐子來 Alonso! Get the cans for Emily!
嘿 你來吧 我很忙 Hey, you do it! I'm busy.
- 我在做豆腐 - 呃 - I'm doing the tofu! - Eh!
艾米麗 過來看看 我們有原味的 調過味的... Emily, come check it out. We got regular, seasoned...
有什麼好知道的 就是水裏的白色物質 What's there to know? It's the white stuff in the water.
給你 艾米莉 Here you go, Emily.
米拉 米拉...兩年前 Mira, mira... Two years ago,
這個天才用切肉機把自己的手切了下來 genius here cuts his hand off with a meat slicer.
現在他是一個吃豆腐的素食主義者 Now he's a tofu-eating vegan.
這是一個徵兆 It was a sign.
該死的 Doggone it.
啊 滾開 Ah! Get out of here!
你在那兒啊 There you are.
來吧 Come on.
雖然你迷了路 Now, just because you're lost,
但並不意味著你就不是個寶貝 it doesn't mean that you're any less of a treasure.
你明白嗎 You understand?
你在為自己辯解 對嗎 Oh, standing up for yourself, are you?
是的 是的 我知道 Yes, yes, I know.
你是一隻狗 You're a dog.
你好 Hello.
現在 讓我們把你介紹給其他人 好嗎 Now, let's introduce you to all the others, shall we?
希望他們不會把你當錯成龍蝦 Hope they don't mistake you for a lobster.
整個街區都封了 The whole block is bonkers.
什麼 你為什麼那樣看著我 What? Why are you looking at me like that?
我說過我會找個保姆的 You know I said I was gonna get a sitter.
喲 喲 喲 Yo, yo, yo!
什麼事 家人們 What up, fam?
你答應過的 You promised.
- 我最愛的妹妹怎麼樣 - 嘿 - How's my favorite sister? - Hey.
還有我最愛的小侄女 And my favorite little niece?
錢就在這個抽屜裏 Money is gonna be in this drawer here.
還有緊急電話 And emergency numbers
這裏 here.
「911」 "911"?
相信我吧 Give me some credit.
在管理員修好之前 請不要用洗碗機 Till the super fixes it, please don't use the dishwasher.
艾米麗必須在七點九之前到學校 Emily has to be at school by 7:45.
早上 他們是什麼 農民嗎 In the morning? What are they, farmers?
媽媽星期一才回來 Ooh, Mom won't be back till Monday.
那麼 我們要做什麼 So, what are we doing?
「組織一個小團隊 去俱樂部」 "Get a little crew together? Hit up the club?"
你們年輕人不就這麼說的嗎 Isn't that what you young people say?
我們不會這麼說的 永遠不會 We don't say that. Ever.
-「被燃點了」 - 請停下 - "Get lit?" - Please stop.
都準備好了 All set to go.
現在 凱西 我真的指望了你 Now, Casey, I'm really counting on you.
你確定你能搞得掂嗎 Are you sure you can handle this?
你說得太對了 我可以 You're bloody well right I can.
你看 如果我沒有在兩歲時候搬到這裏 You see, if I hadn't moved here when I was two,
我也會帶著英國口音長大 I would've grown up with a British accent also.
亂講 垃圾 令人作嘔 Bollocks. Rubbish. Collywobbles.
你說完了嗎 Are you finished?
鄧布利多 Dumbledore.
- 我愛你 - 我愛你 - I love you. - Love you.
聽著 瑪吉 我得搞掂 好嗎 Look, Mags, I got this, okay?
有鑰匙嗎 Got the keys?
- 你才來了兩分鐘 - 我可能弄丟了 - You've been here two minutes! - I may have lost those.
好吧 這是另一套鑰匙 僅此一套 Um, okay, this is my only other set.
- 好的 - 別弄丟了。 - Okay. - Do not lose those.
- 我愛你們 - 我也愛你 - I love you guys. - Love you.
再見 Cheerio!
令人震驚 Shocking.
啊 Ah.
一切都好嗎 So, how's everything going in,
我記得你讀四年級 I'm gonna say fourth grade?
六年級 Sixth.
開玩笑的 Joking.
你的幽默感去了那裏 Where's your sense of humor?
丟了 在地鐵裏的時候 I lost it. On the subway.
我弄丟過你一次 I lost you one time.
好吧 算上大西洋城那次就是兩次 Okay, twice if you count Atlantic City.
但我把你贏回來了 But I won you back!
嘿 我會補償你的 好嗎 Hey! I'm gonna make it up to you, okay?
這週末我們要做一些超酷的事情 We're gonna do something super cool this weekend.
錢絕對不是問題 Money is absolutely no object.
只要抽屜裏有足夠的錢 As long as there's enough of it in that drawer.
這個時候怎麼會有這麼多人起來 How are there so many people up at this hour?
想喝杯咖啡嗎 Hey, you want to get a coffee?
我十二歲 不允許喝咖啡 I'm twelve. I'm not allowed to drink coffee.
- 紅牛 - 你認真的嗎 - Red Bull? - Really?
唷 當孩子真糟糕 Whew! Being a kid sucks.
哦 天啊 看 那裏有一個動物救援帳篷 Oh, my gosh. Look, there's an animal rescue tent!
我們能進去嗎 拜託了 Can we go in? Please?
直覺告訴我「當然」所以我們可能不應該這樣做 My instinct is, "Sure", so we probably shouldn't?
但是我怎樣能對你這麼可愛的孩子說不呢 But how could I say no to that little face
可愛的蛋臉和脫落的牙齒 with those cheeks and the, ah, missing tooth?
我只是想用糖給你除塵... I just want to dust you in sugar...
- 好了 好了 夠了 - 好了 好了 - Okay, okay, enough. - Okay, okay.
快點 Come on!
哇 真美麗 Wow. So beautiful.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi! - Hi.
嗨 Hi.
你有點嚇人 Well, you're kind of creepy.
啊 不好意思 Ah! Sorry!
- 哇 - 哇 - Whoa. - Whoa.
嗨 Hi.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness.
哇 凱西叔叔 有只樹懶 Whoa! Uncle Casey, there's a sloth!
嘿 我的靈魂動物 Oh. Hey. My spirit animal.
- 哇 - 別碰那個 - Whoa. - Don't touch that.
啊 Aw.
你為什麼把它放在那裏 Why would you put that there?
- 噓 起開 - 看看你 - Shoo. Go away. - Look at you!
漂亮的背包 Splendid backpack!
- 真巧 - 酷 - It matches. - Cool.
顯然你是個年輕女士 Well, you are obviously a young lady
- 純潔的味道 - 謝謝 - of immaculate taste. - Thank you.
我叫布里德韋爾 歡迎來到我的 Bridwell's the name, and welcome to my
動物救援帳篷 Tentus Animalus Rescuus.
這是「動物救援帳篷」的拉丁語嗎 Is that Latin for "Animal Rescue Tent"?
不 只是一些普通的 後面加上「我們」 No, it's just regular words with "us" on the end.
讓我看上去很聰明 Makes me sound smartus.
那麼 你在尋找什麼樣的動物呢 So, what sort of animals are you looking for?
一只喜怒無常的烏龜 一隻直立變色龍 A temperamental tortoise? A stand-up chameleon?
也許是一些小的又便宜的東西 Maybe something small, cheap and stuffed?
我全都想要 I want them all.
啊 是的 我們不是真的在找一只寵物 Ah, yeah, we're not really looking for a pet.
太好了 跟我來 Perfect! Follow me.
關於動物 找到它們的最佳時機 The thing about animals is that the best time to find them
就是當你沒刻意找它們的時候 is when you're not looking for them.
這個帳篷裏面是不是看起來比較大呢 Huh, does this tent seem bigger on the inside?
這太荒謬了 它的外面比較小 That's ridiculous! It's smaller on the outside.
那是小長頸鹿嗎 Is that a baby giraffe?
或者是長頸鬣狗 Or a long-necked hyena.
除非我講個笑話 否則我才能肯定 I can't be sure till I tell it a joke.
長頸鹿沒有幽默感 Giraffes have no sense of humor.
我們到了 Here we are.
就是這裏 This is it.
- 這裏沒有動物 - 沒錯 - There's no animals in here. - That's right.
你說你不是來找寵物的 You said you weren't looking for a pet.
對 我們不是 And we're not.
所以你不會對他感興趣 So you won't be interested in him.
誰 Who?
我的天啊 My goodness.
你是我見過的最可愛的寵物了 You're just the cutest thing I've ever seen.
看看你 Look at you.
啊 Aw.
我抓住你了 I got you.
哦 牠真可愛 Oh, he's so cute.
而且...而且這麼小 And... And so tiny.
而且是紅色的 And so red.
我喜歡牠的紅色 I love that he's red.
牠是怎樣變成這樣的 How did he get that way?
我不知道 我在公園裏發現牠想做一隻鴿子 I don't know. I found him in the park trying to be a pigeon.
我想牠失去了家人 所以有點困惑 I think he's lost his family, so he's a little confused.
可憐的傢伙 Poor guy.
- 我會成為你的家人 - 不 你不會的 - I'll be your family. - No, you will not.
拜託 凱西叔叔 Please, Uncle Casey?
牠這麼小 不會打擾任何人的 He's so tiny, he wouldn't bother anyone.
布里德維爾先生 牠能長多大 Mr. Bridwell, how big is he gonna get?
- 那要看情況了 不是嗎 - 看什麼情況 - Well, that depends, doesn't it? - On what?
看你有多愛牠 On how much you love him.
好吧 真可愛 把牠放回去 Okay. Adorable. Put him back.
求求你 看看這張小臉 Please, just look at this little tiny face.
抱歉 我是全新的有責任感的凱西 I'm sorry. I'm new, responsible Casey now,
讓你弄一只 and letting you get a little
被輻射了的微型犬不是我的職責所任 radioactive micro-dog is not responsible.
那就把牠還給我 So give him back.
不 我不會再上當了 No, I'm not gonna fall for that again.
把狗給我 Give me the dog.
小心點 Be careful.
非常感謝你給我這個機會來粉碎我侄女的夢想 Well, thank you very much for giving me the opportunity to crush my niece's dreams.
我一直想知道當壞人是什麼感覺 I always wondered what it felt like to be the bad guy.
我的榮幸 My pleasure.
順便說一句 Oh, by the way,
你知道什麼聲音 do you know what sound
豪豬接吻時發出什麼聲音嗎 porcupines make when they kiss?
「哎喲」 "Ouch!"
啊 鬣狗 Ah! Hyena.
好了 來吧 Okay, come on.
我送你去學校 不要告訴任何人 Let's get you to school. No word of this to anyone.
天啊 你把垃圾帶到來學校嗎 OMG, did you bring your garbage to school?
不 這是回收利用 No, this is the recycling.
為了籌款會 不是今天嗎 For the fund raiser? Isn't that today?
是的 但是沒有人真的這樣做 Yeah, but nobody actually does it.
學校只是想要錢 The school just wants the money.
- 我媽媽寫了張支票 - 我媽媽也是 - My mom wrote a check. - Mine, too.
典型的食品券 Classic Food Stamp.
嘿 別聽她的 Hey! Don't listen to her.
她只是脾氣暴躁的傢伙 因為一座房子落到了她邪惡的姐姐身上 She's just cranky because a house fell on her wicked sister.
我覺得你真的完成了這項工作真是太棒了 I think it's awesome you actually did the work.
真的讓你在這裏脫穎而出 Really makes you stand out around here.
這是我最不想做的事之一 It was one of the last things I was hoping to do,
但還是謝謝你 but thank you.
- 你叫歐文 對嗎 - 你知道我的名字 - It's Owen, right? - You know my name?
我大聲說出來了嗎 Did I say that out loud?
如果能讓你好受點的話 Well, if it makes you feel any better,
我也收集罐子 I collected cans, too.
真的嗎 它們在那兒 Really? Where are they?
我爸爸把它們扔了 說我看起來像亞洲版的霧都孤兒 My dad threw them away. Said I looked like an Asian Oliver Twist.
做得好 艾米麗 Oh, good job, Emily!
進來吧 我們要開始了 Come on in, we're starting.
能幫我們清理一下四號通道嗎 Can we get a cleanup on aisle four?
別擔心 艾米麗 我們會把這裏乾淨的 Don't worry, Emily. We'll get this cleaned up.
另一家公司想要有所作所為 Another company looking to make its mark
通過基因改良的農產品 through genetically-enhanced agricultural products
是萬物生實驗室和著名的不妥協 is Lyfegro and its famous uncompromising
的天才創始人 扎克·蒂耶蘭 genius of a founder, Zac Tieran.
「名人」 聽起來真不錯 "Famous". That's really nice to hear.
嘿 嗯 Hey, Em!
你今天過得怎麼樣 How was your day?
很好的交談 Good talk.
我們要揭露一些事情 We are going to reveal something
那會讓你大吃一驚的 that is going to blow your mind.
什麼都沒有 Nothing?
什麼 What?
搞什麼...嘿 是你 What the... Hey, it's you!
你怎樣進去的 How did you get in there?
你一整天都在我包裏 You were in my bag all day?
他們會認為是我偷了你 They're gonna think I stole you.
誰把你關進來的 Who put you in here?
噢 天啊 你是我見過的最可愛的小東西 Oh, my gosh, you are just the cutest thing I've ever seen.
也許你可以多待一會兒 對吧 Maybe you could stay for a little while, right?
布里德韋爾先生沒告訴我你的名字 Mr. Bridwell didn't tell me your name.
所以也許你根本就沒有 So maybe you don't have one.
起個又酷又復古的名字怎麼樣 What about something cool and old-fashioned?
比如... Like...
弗洛伊德 Floyd!
不行 好吧 No? Okay.
嗯 埃比尼澤 Um, Ebenezer!
抱歉 伊西美爾 這是聖經裏的名字 Sorry. Um, Ishmael. It's from the Bible.
不好 No.
克利福德 Clifford.
你喜歡克利福德 You like Clifford?
那就叫克利福德吧 Clifford it is.
非常適合你 Perfect for you.
噓 不 凱西叔叔會聽到的 Shh! No. Uncle Casey will hear you.
克利福德 你去了那兒 什麼... Clifford, where'd you go? What...
嘿 這是我的牙套 Hey, there's my retainer.
你餓了嗎 孩子 來吧 You hungry, boy? Come on.
好極了 Perfect.
克利福德 不 Clifford, no!
那是我的新拖鞋 克利福德 Those are my brand-new slippers. Clifford!
克利福德 不 還給我 Clifford, no, give it back.
非要這樣嗎 Really?
如果你這樣我就叫你埃比尼澤 I'm gonna call you Ebenezer if you act like this.
來吧 放下 放下 克利福德 Come on, drop it. Drop it, Clifford.
好孩子 Good boy.
克利福德 Clifford?
克利福德 你在那裏 Clifford! Where are you?
你喜歡火雞嗎 Do you like turkey, Em?
嗯 Hmm.
你去了那裏 Where'd you go?
哦 不 Oh, no.
你 You.
- 你沒有 - 我沒有 我在我的背包裏找到牠的 - You didn't. - I didn't! I found him in my backpack.
我明確地拒施了那隻狗 而你完全無視我 I specifically said no to the dog and you completely ignored me.
我發誓 牠就這樣出現了 I swear, he just showed up.
就這樣「出現」了 Oh, it just "showed up", huh?
- 那是什麼 你在幹什麼 - 空氣引號 - What is that? What are you doing? - Air quotes.
這是大人說一些不著邊際的話時會做的事情 It's a thing that grown-ups do when they say something that they don't mean.
求求你 凱西叔叔 牠就不能在這裏住一晚嗎 Please, Uncle Casey, can't he just stay for one night?
不 絕對不是 我答應過你媽媽 No! Absolutely not. I promised your mom.
不 求求你 No, please.
我不會上你這個小姑娘當的 I'm not gonna fall for your little girl powers.
好吧 就一晚 Oh! Okay, one night.
然後明天一早 And then, first thing in the morning,
他要回到動物帳篷裏 回到白天遇到的那個怪老頭身邊 he is going back to that weird old man that we met in the animal tent.
大聲說出來讓我們身臨其境 Mm, saying that out loud makes us going in there
看起來真是個糟糕的選擇 seem like such a poor choice.
為什麼 我不明白為什麼我不能留下牠 Why? I don't understand. Why can't I just keep him?
因為你不能養狗 Because you can't have a dog!
就一個晚上 就這樣 One night. That's it.
難道你不... Don't you...
我希望我們足夠強大 I wish we were big and strong,
這個世界不會傷害我們 and the world couldn't hurt us.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
克利福德 Clifford?
等等 等等 我要醒醒 這些都是我的幻覺 Wait, wait. I'm going to wake up. It's all in my head.
我在做夢 我要醒來了 I'm dreaming. I'm going to wake up
三 二... in three, two...
噢 天啊 我不是在做夢 這是真的 Oh, my gosh, I'm not dreaming. This is real.
克利福德 真的是你 Clifford, it's really you.
怎會是這樣 你怎麼這樣大了 How did this happen? How are you so huge?
我的意思是 這很瘋狂 但是很棒 I mean, it's crazy, but it's great.
我的確希望你能長大 I did wish for you to be big,
但我不是說你外表看起來很大 but I didn't mean big on the outside.
我的意思是 I meant, like,
精神上強大 mentally big.
克利福德 Clifford.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
不 我的床 No! My bed!
克利福德 不 那是我媽媽的枕頭 Clifford, no, that's my mom's pillow!
克利福德 放下 Clifford, drop it.
來吧 做個好孩子 放下 Come on, be a good boy and drop it.
還給我 Give it back!
真惡心 Ew!
上帝保佑你 Bless you.
哦 不 我的電腦 Oh, no! My computer!
別搖尾巴 坐下 孩子 坐下 Don't wag your tail. Sit, boy, sit.
克利福德 Clifford!
克利福德 Clifford, just
安靜 呆在這裏 好嗎 be quiet, stay here, okay?
噓 我馬上回來 好嗎 噓 噓 噓 Shh. I'll be right back, okay? Just shh, shh, shh.
凱西 凱西 凱西 Casey! Casey! Casey!
- 計價器壞了 - 凱西 - The meter's broken. - Casey!
已經七點半了 哈 我們上學要遲到了 It's 7:30. Huh! We're gonna be late for school.
- 凱西 - 我起來了 我起來了 我起來了 - Casey. - I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!
關於那隻狗... Um, about the dog...
你知道 我一直在想這個問題 You know, I've been thinking about that.
我不想成為←個沒用的男人 那不是我的作風 And I don't want to be the no guy. That's just not who I am.
所以如果你真想留下那個奇怪的小東西 我沒意見 So if you really want to keep that weird little thing, then it's fine with me.
- 所以我就可以留下牠了 - 你得告訴你媽媽我什麼都不知道 好嗎 - So I can keep him? - You just got to tell your mom I knew nothing about it, okay?
你把牠偷偷帶回來藏起來 我完全不知道牠在這裏 You snuck it back here, you hid it from me. I had no idea it was here.
- 我不知道她會不會相信 - 她會的 - I don't know if she's gonna believe that. - She is.
這東西很小 我完全有可能... The thing is tiny. It's completely plausible that I would...
快跑 Run!
快點 我們要離開這裏 Come on. We got to get out of here!
- 公寓裏有怪物 - 凱西 這是那隻狗... - There's a monster in the apartment! - Casey, this is the dog...
叔叔和孩子優先 Uncles and children first!
退後 退後 Stay back! Stay back.
從帳篷裏 ...from the tent.
但是昨晚... But last night it was...
- 是的 我覺得牠出了事 - 你覺得呢 - Yeah, I think something happened to him. - You think?
它還是昨晚那隻狗 He's the same dog he was last night,
牠只是長大了一點 he's just a little bit bigger.
「再大一點」 "A little bit bigger."
牠有河馬那麼大 It is the size of a hippopotamus.
聽著 他不會傷害你的 好嗎 牠很溫和 Listen, he's not gonna hurt you, okay? He's harmless.
牠還是昨晚那隻狗 He's the same dog he was last night.
別動 Stay.
天啊 是你媽媽 Oh, God. It's your mom.
我應該說什麼 What am I gonna say?
我不知道 呃 表現自然點 I don't know. Uh. Just act natural.
自然一點 Act natural.
走開別動 Shoo. Stay still.
發生了什麼事 What is happening?
好吧 Okay.
記住 要自然 Remember. Natural.
嘿 美女孩 Hey, girl.
- 是 瑪吉 - 我知道 姑娘 - It's Maggie. - I know, girl.
你為什麼一直叫我「女孩」 Why do you keep calling me "girl"?
什麼 那是我超級冷靜時說的話 What? That's just a thing that I say when I'm super chill.
我只是想打電話確認一下你們是不是在去學校途中 I just wanted to call to make sure you were on the way to school.
我們現在正步行去地鐵 克利福德 不 We're walking to the subway now. Clifford, no!
- 這次不會再失去她了 - 這可不好玩 - Not gonna lose her this time. - That's not funny.
你說得對 我們不應該拿這件事開玩笑 You're right, that incident is not something we should joke about.
- 克利福德 不 哇 - 但我們現在很安全 - Clifford, no! Whoa! - But we are being so safe right now.
那是什麼聲音 What is that noise?
沒什麼 Nothing.
我們到站了 再見 美女 But we're at our stop. Uh, bye, girl!
- 起來 - 好的 再見 - Get up. - Okay, bye.
好吧 你 坐下 Okay. You, sit.
不 別這樣說 No, don't say that!
不知怎樣的 我認為你在危機時表現好一些 Somehow I thought you'd be better in a crisis.
我們要馬上找到那個叫布里德韋爾的傢伙 We are finding that Bridwell guy immediately.
為什麼 Why?
這樣我們才可以處理牠 So we can get rid of that.
但你剛說我可以留下牠 But you just said I could keep him.
是的 那是在牠變成吸血鬼之前 Yeah, that was before he 'roided up.
拜託 Oh, come on.
怎麼會沒有這傢伙的資料 How is there nothing on this guy?
他甚至沒有出現在谷歌上 He doesn't even show up on Google.
「布里德韋爾的動物救援」...沒什麼 "Bridwell's Animal Rescue"... nothing!
你不能把該寵物給我們 然後就不上網了 You can't give people pets that go nuclear and then not be on the Internet.
即使以我的標準來看 這也太不負責任了 That is so irresponsible. Even by my standards.
哦 Oh!
- 說明牠喜歡你 - 太好了 - That means he likes you. - Oh, great.
- 是誰 - 帕克德 - Who is it? - Packard.
哦 不 是我們的瘋子管理員 我們不能在這棟樓裏養寵物... Oh, no, it's our psycho super. We can't have pets in the building...
我們會被趕出去的 we'll get evicted!
我是來修洗碗機的 I'm here to fix the dishwasher.
- 進來 - 等一下 - Coming in! - One second!
在我眼皮底下可不行 把狗藏起 Not on my watch. Hide the dog.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
我能處理好 I can handle this.
哦 也許我應該學學英國口音 Oh! Maybe I should do my English accent.
不 No!
你好 你一定是帕克德先生 Hello. You must be Mr. Packard.
你是誰 Who are you?
凱西 Uh, Casey.
瑪吉的姐姐 哥哥 Um, Maggie's sister. Brother.
- 現在不是時候 - 現在不來就不再來 - Um, this is not a great time. - It's now or never.
不可能 Never?
這到底是怎麼回事 Well, what the heck is going on in here?
哦 我們只是在做一點風水布局 Oh, we were just doing a little feng shui.
這是中國人講究的「移動東西」 It's Chinese for "moving things."
洗碗機就在那兒 The dishwasher's right there.
是的 但是隔水管在臥室的壁櫥裏 Yeah, but the water cutoff is in the bedroom closet.
- 不要...不要進去 - 不 - Don't... Don't go in here. - No.
為什麼不呢 Why not?
- 這是私人物品 - 這裏鬧鬼 - It's private. - It's haunted.
裏面有很多女孩子的東西我不想讓你看 There's a lot of girl stuff in there that I wouldn't want you to see.
是的 Yeah.
- 不過我能到 - 謝謝 凱西叔叔 - I can do it, though. - Yeah! Thanks, Uncle Casey.
只要進去然後稍微 Just get in there and give it a little...
- 你知道 他是家人 - 是的 - You know, he's family. - Yeah.
那個... So, the, um...
那麼 洗碗機 So, the dishwasher!
所以 它排水的時候會發出奇怪的辟啪聲 So, it makes, like, this weird crackling noise when it drains.
噓 Shh.
不 不 不 住手 No, no, no. Stop!
一切都在控制之中 只是關悼閥門 Everything's under control! Just shutting off the valve.
哇 Whoa!
一定是因為這些舊管子吧 Must be these old pipes, huh?
裏面到底是怎麼回事 What the heck is going on in there?
所以你現在就要進我的房間 So you are going into my room now!
好吧 Okay.
我聞到了狗的味道 I smell dog.
狗 Dog?
不可能... No, um...
只有我 我不太相信除臭劑 That is just me. I don't believe in deodorant.
為什麼要掩蓋我們天然本質呢 事實上 我們應該互相聞一聞 Why mask our natural essence? In fact, we should smell each other.
- 來吧 - 嗯 不用了 - Bring it in. - Mmm, no. No!
好吧 Okay.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
我想我找到了問題所在 Yeah, I think I found the problem.
我要訂零件 我會回去了似 I got to order a part. And I will have to return.
非常感謝你能來 Well, thank you very much for coming.
你是個超級超人 You are a super super.
噢 Ow.
- 再見 - 再見 - Bye! - Bye now!
謝謝 Thank you!
這是我見過的最瘋狂的事 This is the craziest thing I have ever seen,
我去過火人節 and I've been to Burning Man.
如果我們找不到布里德韋爾 怎樣把他還回去 If we can't find Bridwell, how are we gonna return him?
好孩子 克利福德 Good boy, Clifford.
等等 把牠還回去 Wait, return him?
我們不能拋棄他 我們是牠唯一依靠 We can't abandon him. We're all he's got.
我們只需要讓牠再次變小 We just need to make him small again.
他需要去看獸醫 He needs to see a vet.
- 獸醫 - 是的 - A vet? - Yeah.
我們不知道牠怎麼樣 We don't know what's going on with him.
如果牠真的病了怎樣辦 What if he's really sick?
如果牠還在長大呢? What if he's still growing?
如果牠長到一百英尺高怎樣辦呢 What if he grows to be a hundred feet tall?
好吧 我們帶牠去看獸醫 Okay. We'll take him to a vet.
但看完獸醫後 我們要找到布里德韋爾 我們要把牠還回去 But after that, we are finding Bridwell and we are giving him back...
哇 Whoa!
牠是巨型犬 his giant dog.
來吧 Come on.
安全帶做得不錯 Nice job with the belts.
幸運的是你媽媽在八十年代經歷了麥當娜的階段 是吧 Lucky your mom went through the Madonna phase in the '80s, huh?
麥當娜 Madonna?
我們不應該把他藏起來嗎 Uh, shouldn't we try to hide him or something?
不 這是紐約 沒人會注意到的 Nah. It's New York. No one'll even notice.
不 不 我不在乎是不是蘋果佬約翰尼 不要碰我的牽牛花 No, no. I don't care if it's Johnny Appleseed, don't touch my petunias.
- 你住在這裏 - 你以前沒見過活動房屋嗎 - You live here? - Haven't you ever seen a mobile home before?
不像這個 Not like this one.
我和女朋友分手了 還有我的大學貸款 我... My girlfriend and I broke up, and what with my college loans, I...
- 嗯 哼 - 聽著 這是個有效的 - Mmm-hmm. - Look, this is a valid,
經濟上負責任的人生選擇 financially responsible life choice
你媽媽不需要知道 好嗎 which your mother does not need to know about. Okay?
哦 你也在評判我 Oh, you're judging me as well.
- 進去 - 來吧 孩子 - In. - Come on, boy.
坐到最前面 Just down the front here.
不 哦 或者把你的大屁股貼在我床上 No, oh! Or stick your big fat butt right on my bed.
不 克利福德 No! Clifford.
克利福德 不要垂涎於他掏腰包負責任的人生選擇 Clifford, don't slobber on his financially responsible life choice.
艾米麗 Emily!
歐文 你在這裏做什麼 Owen. What are you doing here?
我以為你生了病 所以我把作業帶來給你 I thought you were sick, so I was gonna bring you your homework.
我還翹了體育課 And I also skipped P.E.
我突然意識到這讓我看起來 Which I'm suddenly realizing makes me look
比我預想的要絕望得多 a lot more desperate than I anticipated.
- 所以你沒有生病 - 沒有 我們要去看獸醫 - So you're not sick. - No, we're going to the vet.
你不需要動物嗎 Don't you need an animal for that?
狗狗 Dogzilla!
- 不用怕 - 那是狗嗎 - No! - Is that a dog?
沒關係 It's okay!
沒什麼好看的 夥計們 只有一隻大紅狗 沒什麼好怕的 Nothing to see here, folks, just a big red puppy. Nothing to be afraid of.
進去 In.
我們會盡量保持低調直到我們能讓牠再次變小 所以... We're trying to keep this quiet until we can get him small again. So...
- 噓 - 這太酷了 我要跟你們一起去 - Shh. - This is so cool. You guys got to let me come.
這是教育是你在教室裏接觸不到的 This is the kind of education you can't get in a classroom.
我看過 TED關於這個的演講 I've seen TED talks about this.
對不起 夥計 我已經夠忙了 只搞掂一個孩子 Sorry, pal. I got enough on my plate keeping one kid alive.
這是不可能的 There is no way...
好吧 我想他會和我們一起去 Okay, I guess he's coming with.
你敢 Don't you dare.
克利福德 不 不要接 Clifford, no. No fetch.
不要接 No fetch!
克利福德! Clifford!
啊 不 不 不 不 Huh? Oh, no. No, no, no!
壞狗狗 Bad doggy!
- 真是個好孩子 - 克利福德 不要 - That's a good boy! - Clifford, no!
壞狗狗 Bad dog.
哦 Oh!
他怎麼還沒穿窿 How has he not popped that yet?
啊 穿了 Ah. There we are.
克利福德 把他放下來 Clifford, put him down.
把球放下 Drop the ball.
- 把球放下 - 克利福德 放下 - Drop the ball! - Clifford, drop it.
- 難以置信 - 好孩子 - Unbelievable. - Good boy.
不 壞狗狗 壞到極點的壞狗狗 No, bad boy. Very bad boy.
牠很可愛 看這裏 He's cute. Right over here.
牠在做什麼 What is he doing?
啊 哦 Uh-oh.
- 絕了 - 不太好 - Awesome. - Not awesome.
哦 Oh!
哦 我希望我不是第二個受害者 Oh, I hope I'm not around for number two.
昨天的電視採訪 Yesterday's TV interview
- 很精彩 蒂耶蘭先生 - 謝謝 - was brilliant, Mr. Tieran. - Thank you.
我是說 我不想期望太高 I mean, I don't want to have high expectations,
但我對即將看到的成果感到興奮 but I'm excited about what I'm gonna see.
很不幸 蒂耶蘭先生 我們目前還沒有看到 Uh, well, unfortunately, Mr. Tieran, we haven't seen
我們期望的 完全由這種基因誘導的生長體徵 exactly the kind of genetically induced growth, we were hoping for.
那是一隻雙頭山羊 That's a two-headed goat.
我們在努力養活世界 而你卻製造出更多了更多吃飯的嘴 We're trying to feed the world and you're creating more mouths to feed?
- 我想你可以這樣想 - 我是這樣想的 - I guess you could look at it that way. - Oh, I am.
牠正用四隻眼睛盯著我呢 And it's looking back at me with four eyes.
這有點讓人擔憂 That's a little unsettling.
我們的目標是什麼 What's our goal?
- 養活全世界 - 閉嘴吧 - Well, to feed the world. - Stop talking.
我們的目標是通過基因工程種植巨型食物... Our goal is to grow giant food through genetic engi...
我們花了多少錢 How much money have we spent?
是不是... Is it...
四億美元 $400 million.
- 很多錢了 對不對 - 我知道 - That is so much money, huh? - I know!
- 你肯定有什麼可以展示的 對吧 - 嗯... - Surely you have something to show for it. Right? - Well...
- 到目前為止 先生 還沒有... - 我聽到的是「到目前為止」 - So far, sir, not... - I heard a "so far."
- 你聽到了「到目前為止」嗎 - 我聽到了「到目前為止」 - Did you hear "so far"? - I heard "so far".
這告訴我 我們並沒有失敗 And what that tells me is we have not failed.
我們只是到目前為止還沒有成功 We just have not succeeded so far!
- 能祈禱一下嗎 - 阿門 - Can I get an amen? - Amen!
不是你 我在和他們說話 Not you. I was talking to them.
那麼 用這四億美元 我們創造了什麼 So with that $400 million, what have we produced?
大點的雞 會拉巧克力的乳牛 還是什麼 Larger chickens, cows that poop chocolate, what?
- 為什麼不讓我給你看看 - 哦 這就是我想聽到的 好嗎 - Why don't I just show you? - Oh! That is what I like to hear, okay?
嗯 這隻羊至少有一個頭 給你發獎金 Well, this sheep at least has one head. That's a bonus.
這裏是什麼 能自動剪開的粗羊毛 And what do we have here? Thicker wool that shears itself?
聞起來像聖誕老人的皮草 還是什麼 Fur that smells like Santa Claus? What?
不完全是 Uh, not exactly.
- 我們邀請她是因為她... - 為什麼 艾伯特 - We included her because she's m... - Why, Albert?
- 她... - 她什麼 - She's m... - She's what?
她 She's...
兇狠 mean.
她很兇狠 She's mean?
她看起來讓人討厭 She's nasty.
好吧 你只是在對我撒謊 Well, now you're just lying to me.
- 沒有 - 你是說這種溫柔可愛的... - No. - You're telling me that this gentle, sweet...
很棒吧 很酷吧 Neat, huh? Kinda cool?
一點都不酷 停下 That's not cool. Stop it!
這是我的童年惡夢 This is my childhood!
蒂耶蘭先生 Mr. Tieran?
科萊特 是的 Colette. Yes.
從你的表情來看 From the look on your face,
我想你還有更多好消息 I'm assuming you have more good news.
你得看看這個 You need to see this.
那不可能是真的 That can't be real.
互聯網上到處都是 It's all over the Internet.
在曼哈頓上區有隻十英尺長的狗 There's a ten-foot dog in upper Manhattan.
哦 我的... Oh, my...
- 我聞到你的頭髮了 - 抱歉 - I smell your hair. - Sorry.
不管是什麼讓這隻狗長大 它都能讓我們的食物長大 Whatever made this dog grow could make our food grow.
然後拯救萬物生實驗室 And then save Lyfegro.
請找到牠 好的 Please find him. Yes!
牠還好嗎 Is he all right?
呃 是的 這個 當然... Eh, yeah, um, eh, well...
牠 呃...呃... He's, uh... um, well...
喔 Whoo!
你要給牠做檢查嗎 Are you gonna examine him?
是的 我是 因為我是獸醫 Yes. I am. Because I'm a veterinarian!
這是我的工作 我檢查...動物 That's what I do, I examine... animals.
我要檢查一下你的嘴巴 夥計 I'm gonna take a look inside your mouth, buddy.
別激動 你能和牠說下嗎 Oh, easy. You want to maybe tell him?
- 哦 對 克利福德 - 那不會... - Oh, yeah. Clifford. - That's not gonna...
好孩子 Good boy.
也許你對孩子們有點信心 Oh, maybe have a little more faith in the kiddies.
幹得好 夥計 Good job there, buddy.
好吧 讓我看看 All right, let me take a look there.
沒問題 酷 很好 沒問題 酷 是的 Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Yeah!
是的 它們是大紅狗嘴巴裏的大牙齒 Yes, they're large teeth on a big red dog.
這是醫學意見嗎 聽起來很嚴謹 Is that a medical opinion? It sounded very scientific.
好吧 那麼 我們為什麼不把你放在秤上呢 夥計 All right, yeah, so, why don't we get you on the scale, bud?
但是慢慢地 But slowly!
這只是 X-9000的白金版 It's just the platinum edition of the X-9000.
抱歉沒問題 Yeah, sorry about that. No problem.
我要寫... I'm just gonna write...
「重」 "heavy."
好吧 All right.
是啊 你為什麼不給牠量體溫吧 Yeah, why don't you take his temperature?
什麼 為什麼 我... What? Why? I...
- 你瞭解牠多一點 - 呃... - You know him a little better. - Uh...
- 量那裏 - 你知道的 - Where? - You know.
不 我不知道 因為我不是獸醫 No, I don't "know" because I'm not a vet.
那麼 在動物體溫發生變化的時候呢 Well, in the animal temperature-taking place?
- 也就是... - 和螺母孔這個詞同音節 - Which is... - Rhymes with "nut-hole."
- 不行 - 你不想...我們不會那樣做的 - No way. - You don't wanna... Yeah, we're not gonna do that.
別擔心 克利福德 Don't even worry about that, Clifford.
- 我為什麼不聽聽牠的心聲呢 - 是的 - Why don't I just listen to his heart? - Yes!
- 就是這個 - 就這樣做 就這樣做 - That! Yes. - Let's do that. Let's do that.
我現在要聽聽你的心臟聲 夥計 I'm gonna listen to your heart now, buddy.
好了 開始吧 All right, here we go.
哦 Oh.
是的 克利福德 克利福德 克利福德 克利福德 Yeah! Clifford, Clifford, Clifford, Clifford...
哦 對不起 Oh, sorry.
我不得不說 Well, I mean, I got to say,
除了又大又紅 這隻狗非常健康 besides being big and red, this dog is healthy as,
- 像馬一樣健康 - 你不知道是什麼讓牠長成這樣的 - well, healthy as a horse. - So you don't know what made him grow like this?
對不起 我不知道 I'm sorry, I don't.
住在有毒垃圾場附近 Live near a toxic waste dump?
在墓地上 On top of a burial ground?
- 我看過這部電影... - 好了 我們到此為止吧 - I saw this movie... - Okay, I think we're done here.
好吧 All right.
我有瘋狂的想法 把克利福德留在這裏怎樣 Crazy idea: How about we leave Clifford here
和這個專業人士呆在一起 with this professional
直到 我不知道 你媽媽回家 until, I don't know, your mom comes home?
如果牠沒有縮小到正常大小 之後你可以自行解決 就不關我的事了 And if he hasn't shrunken back to a normal size, then you can figure it out without me.
- 凱西 - 太冷血了 - Casey! - That is cold.
我為什麼不把體檢做完呢 Why don't I finish up the examination?
你們可以去另一個房間等 You guys can just go wait in the other room.
- 好的 非常感謝 - 謝謝 - All right. Thank you so much. - Thanks.
好了 我們來做簡單的部分 All right, let's do the easy part now
然後帶你離開這裏 克利福德 and get you out of here, Clifford.
你的那隻大狗真帥爆了 That's one big handsome fella you got there.
為什麼 謝謝 Why, thank you.
在這裏簽名 Sign here.
很好 很好 Very good, very good.
是啊 誰想要點心 你想要點心 Yeah, who wants a treat, huh? You want a treat?
給你 夥計 There you go, buddy.
是的 做得好 Yeah. Good job. Okay.
不 不 你會得到另一個獎勵的 No, no, you'll get another treat
過一會兒 in a little while.
過一會兒再給你 Another treat in a little while.
很快就給你 You'll get it in a little...
謝謝你 Thank you.
我不得不說 You know, I've got to say,
我從來沒見過這麼大的狗 I've never seen a dog that big before.
他昨天晚上還很瘦小 He was tiny last night.
真的嗎 Really?
- 你不會是碰巧從布里德韋爾那裏得到牠的吧 - 你怎麼知道的 - You didn't happen to get him from Bridwell, did you? - How'd you know?
親愛的 我在這個辦公室工作了二十多年了 Sweetheart, I have been working in this office for more than 20 years.
每當有人帶來一種獨特的動物 Whenever anyone brings a unique animal in,
似乎總是來自布里德韋爾 it always seems to come from Bridwell.
有一個人之前是個啞巴 This one guy couldn't speak a word
直到布里德韋爾送給他一隻鸚鵡 until Bridwell gave him a parakeet.
那隻鳥每天都不斷地重複 給他鼓勵 That bird kept repeating positive affirmations daily.
現在那傢伙能說個不停 Now the guy can't stop talking!
另一個女人 她不能走路 Another woman, she couldn't walk.
她連動都動不了 She couldn't even move!
布里德韋爾給了她一隻蜘蛛猴 Bridwell gave her a spider monkey.
- 每天晚上... - 露西爾 救命 - Every night... - Lucille, help!
按摩她的腳 ...it massages her feet,
從此以後 她都可以跳踢踏舞了 and since then, she's taken up tap dancing.
- 哇 這傢伙就像個巫師 - 你覺得他能把克利福德變小嗎 - Wow, this guy's like a wizard! - Do you think he could make Clifford small again?
你在開玩笑嗎 對於布里德韋爾這樣的人來說 這算不了什麼 Are you kidding? That's nothing for a man like Bridwell.
這傢伙能創造奇跡 The guy could perform miracles!
- 我們怎樣找到他 - 你不知道 - How do we find him? - You don't.
他更像是那種隨傳隨到的人 He's more of the there-when-you-need-him type of guy.
你會怎樣做 把他的名字默念三遍然後擦亮一盞燈 What do you do, say his name three times and rub a lamp?
真可愛 So cute.
你的電腦上有沒有他的信息嗎 Have you got any information on your computer?
- 這是什麼傻問題 - 蠢問題 - What kind of dumb question is that? - Dumb question?
他剛剛建議擦燈 He just suggested rubbing a lamp.
就是這樣 我知道怎樣找到他 That's it! I know how to find him.
布里德韋爾昨天在我們學校 他在那裏搭起了帳篷 Bridwell was at our school yesterday. He set up his tent there.
所以意味著他必須在一些文件裏填上他的信息 So that must mean he had to fill out paperwork with his info on it.
- 所以信息就在學校的電腦上 - 沒錯 - So the information is on the school's computer. - Exactly!
我們趕快去學校 弄到關於布里德韋爾的信息 然後就走 We hit the school fast, get the info on Bridwell, and we bounce.
我去給克利福德弄點吃的 I'll get Clifford something to eat.
把鑰匙放在上面安全嗎 Is it safe to leave the keys up there?
誰會想偷這個 Who's gonna want to steal this?
有時你會祈禱奇跡發生 Sometimes you pray for a miracle
拯救你的公司免於破產 to save your company from ruin,
然後你就真的明白了 and then you actually get it!
但是我們還沒抓到牠 長官 But we don't have him yet, sir.
別這樣 一隻十英高的紅狗很難藏起來的 科萊特 Oh, come on, it's hard to hide a ten-foot red dog, Colette.
這是什麼 And what is this?
- 這是身份識別芯片 - 這是身份識別芯片 - It's an I.D. chip. - It's an I.D. chip.
當這個小傢伙進入我們的新朋友體內... And when this little guy finds its way into our new large friend...
狗成了萬物生實驗室的財產 the dog becomes Lyfegro's property.
紅色成為我最喜歡的新顏色 And red becomes my new favorite color.
蒂耶蘭先生 Mr. Tieran.
- 什麼 - 先生 - What? - Sir?
- 什麼 - 看看這個。 - Yeah. - Take a look at this.
這個女孩帶著狗出現 This girl appears with the dog
- 在我們檢查圖片中有67%有她的圖像 - 哦 真不幸 - in 67% of the images that we've examined. - Oh, that's unfortunate.
現在 我根據她制服上的徽章查到了一所精英私立學校 Now, I've traced the crest on her uniform to an elite private school.
啊 真是一窩可怕垃圾 Ugh! That's a litter of terrible.
- 然後... - 好吧 - And... - Oh. All right.
「艾米麗·伊麗莎白·霍華德」 "Emily Elizabeth Howard."
找到了 Bingo!
嘿 這枚胸針真可愛 Hey, that is a lovely broach!
你能幫我換二十美元的零錢嗎 Could you break a 20?
大廳裏有個小孩在賣花生糖 我特別喜歡布里蒂 There's kids in the hall selling peanut brittle, and I got a thing for P britty.
- 花生 啊 - 是啊 - Peanuts? Ugh! - Yeah.
就在走廊盡頭 能走多遠就走多遠 Just down the hall. Far as you can go!
她不喜歡花生 She does not like peanuts.
做得好 Nice job.
我會啟動...隱身模式 I'll lift the intel... stealth mode.
他們甚至不會知道我們在這裏 They'll never even know we were here.
聽起來會更酷一些 That would've sounded so much cooler
要是你手裏沒有握著海綿寶寶的U盤的話 if you weren't holding a SpongeBob flash drive.
噓 Shh.
工作 Working.
真迷人 Charming.
你好 先生 Hello, good sir!
近來好嗎 How are you?
我猜你要麼是警監 I'm gonna guess that you're either the superintendent
或者你是紐約燈籠保護協會的成員 or you're a part of the New York Lantern Preservation Society.
- 你想打聽什麼 自作聰明的傢伙 - 好吧 - What do you want, smart aleck? - Okay.
我想打聽一下你的一個房客的資料 I need some information on one of your tenants, please.
好吧 如果你認為我會洩露一些機密信息... Well, if you think I'm gonna divulge some confidential infor...
你其客氣 There we are.
- 你想知道什麼 - 是的 - What do you need to know? - Yes.
告訴我你有沒有見過牠就行 If you could just let me know if you've seen these beings.
我就知道我聞到了狗的味道 I knew I smelled a dog.
請再加一些 And one more, please.
謝謝 Thanks.
停著 不要過來 不要過來 Stay! Stay, stay!
狗 Dog!
哦 搞什麼 Oh! What the heck?
嘿 食品券 Hey, Food Stamp.
還以為你今天不在呢 Thought you weren't here today.
嗨 弗洛倫斯 Hi, Florence.
如果你需要額外的食物帶回家 Oh, you know, if you need extra food for home,
我覺得我們可以組織一次食物募捐什麼的 I'm sure we could organize a food drive or something.
我有點趕時間 I'm kind of in a rush.
你知道這件襯衫多少錢嗎 Do you know how much this blouse cost?
對不起 這是個意外 I'm sorry. It was an accident.
你本人就是個意外 你根本就不該在這裏 You're an accident! You shouldn't even be here.
為什麼其他人都要付錢 你卻能免費 Why do you get to come here for free when everybody else has to pay?
克利福德 Clifford!
你怎樣進來的 How'd you get in here?
這就是圖片分享網站上的狗 That's the dog all over Instagram!
那是艾米麗的狗嗎 Is that Emily's dog?
來吧 我們走 Come on, let's go.
克利福德 什麼事 Clifford, what?
你在做什麼 為什麼推我 What are you doing? Why are you pushing me?
我們能摸摸牠嗎 Can we pet him?
當然 Um, sure.
這是我的狗 克利福德 This is my dog, Clifford.
- 她怎麼這樣大 - 牠太可愛了 - How is he so big? - He's so cute.
我愛她 I love him!
太完美了 Oh, this is perfect.
學校裏的最卑微的無名小卒 The biggest nobody in school
有世界上最大的怪物 has the biggest freak in the world.
- 我猜牠是個長毛的怪物... - 牠不是個怪物 - I guess freaks of a feather... - He's not a freak!
你對我說了什麼 What did you say to me?
你只是有些生氣 因為牠搶了你的風頭 You're just mad 'cause he stole all the attention from you.
哇 Whoa!
那表示牠喜歡你 Well, that means he likes you.
勁爆 Burn!
好了 該走了 Okay, time to go.
是的 肯定要走了 Yes, definitely time to go.
好吧 我們不能冒險讓帕克德見克利福德 Okay. We can't risk Packard seeing Clifford.
歐文 你待在車裏 Owen, you stay in the truck.
等一下 什麼情況... Wait a minute. What...
哦 也許給克利福德倒點水 謝謝 Oh, and maybe get Clifford some water. Thanks.
好 我們接入你的筆記本電腦 Okay, we plug into your laptop,
下載布里德韋爾的信息 然後離開這裏 download the info on Bridwell, and then get out of here.
天啊 Oh, my God.
- 鎖了 - 不讓我們住了 - No. - We're evicted?
怎可以這樣 This can't be happening.
現在真的這樣了 Now I've really done it.
這看起來很複雜 賈維斯先生 This looks very complicated, Mr. Jarvis!
我真不確定你有沒有正確理解了我剛才讀的內容 I'm not even sure if you're on the right step for what I was reading you.
你有沒有看過自已安裝的法律免責聲明 Did you even read the legal disclaimer on self-installation?
當然 賈維斯太太 我怎麼可能... Certainly, Mrs. Jarvis! In what world would I ever...
誰來救救他 誰來救救他 Somebody help! Somebody help him, please!
誰救救他 Somebody help!
克利福德 你在做什麼 Clifford! What are you doing?
- 普裏西拉 - 傑隆 求求你 - Priscilla! - Jeron, please!
- 誰去拿梯子 - 來人啊 - Somebody grab a ladder! - Somebody!
- 克利福德 - 他在往下滑 - Clifford! - He's slipping!
傑隆 拜托 Jeron, please!
等等 夥計 Hold on, man!
請幫助! Help, please!
傑隆 Jeron!
你剛剛被一隻大紅狗接住了 You just got fetched by a big red dog!
太不可思議了 That was incredible!
謝謝你 Thank you.
這是誰的大狗 Whose giant dog is this?
是艾米麗的 是艾米麗的狗 It's Emily's! It's Emily's dog.
艾米麗 你的狗剛剛救了我的命 Emily! Your dog just saved my life!
克利福德 Clifford?
艾米麗 你看到了嗎 Hey, Emily, did you see that?
這是有史以來最偉大的飛盤接球 It was the greatest Frisbee catch ever!
克利福德 好孩子 好孩子 Clifford, good boy. Good boy.
謝天謝地 Thank goodness.
這是我的狗 克利福德 那是我的凱西叔叔 This is my dog, Clifford, and that's my Uncle Casey.
等等 帕克德讓你養這隻狗嗎 Wait, Packard lets you have this dog?
不完全是 但我們正在想辦法 Um, not exactly. But we're trying to figure it out.
歐文 我們拿不到電腦 我們被鎖在外面了 Oh, Owen, we couldn't get the computer. We were completely locked out.
- 真的 - 是的。 - Really? - Yeah.
好吧 我會想辦法的 All right, I'll try to figure something out.
謝謝 Thanks.
- 你說什麼 - 什麼 - Excuse me? - Yes.
我和艾米麗能借用一下你的電腦嗎 Can me and Emily borrow your computer?
當然可以 Of course you may.
讓我拍幾張照片 Let me take some action shots
就像我正在和牠一起散步一樣 可以嗎 as I'm walking with him. Yeah?
這不是你的錯 It's not your fault.
這是我的專長 Oh, it is my specialty.
盡給你媽媽找麻煩 Screwing stuff up for your mom.
我打賭你不知道你媽媽獲得了牛津大學的獎學金 I bet you didn't know your mom got a scholarship to Oxford.
- 是嗎 - 是的 - She did? - Yeah.
她想回英國上大學 Wanted to go back to England for college.
結果我們的媽媽死了 爸爸近乎崩潰 And then our mom died, Dad went to pieces.
所以她留在這裏撫養我長大 So she stayed here to help raise me.
她犧牲了一切 She sacrificed everything.
這就是我回報她的方式「驚喜嗎 你無家可歸了」 This is how I repay her: "Surprise! You're homeless."
所就是為什麼沒人相信我 艾米 That's why no one ever believes in me, Em.
天啊 Holy cow!
夥計們 我看到文件了 Guys! I got into the file!
我發現了布里德韋爾寄給學校的信 I found a letter that Bridwell sent to the school.
但看看這個 他說他沒空的其中一天是明天 But check this out: One of the days he said he wasn't available is tomorrow.
因為他預約了去聖本尼迪克特醫院 Because he's gonna be at St. Benedict's Hospital for a prior appointment.
- 這樣我們明天就能找到布里德韋爾了 - 沒錯 - So we can find Bridwell tomorrow! - Exactly.
我馬上回來 I'll be right back.
我們已經盯上她了 We've got eyes on her.
- 賈維斯夫人 - 什麼 不 - Mrs. Jarvis! - What? No.
我說的話你一個字也沒聽進去嗎 Have you not listened to a word that I've said?
- 艾米麗 我們不要再玩這個遊戲了 結束了 - 沒結束 - Emily, we're not playing this game anymore. This is over. - No.
我們稱之為動物控制中心 動物園 嘉年華 什麼都行 We're calling Animal Control, a zoo, a carnival, whatever.
哦 你好 Oh! Hello!
你一定是艾米莉·伊麗莎白 You must be Emily Elizabeth.
你是誰 Who are you?
我是扎克·蒂耶蘭 來自萬物生實驗室 I'm Zac Tieran, from Lyfegro.
很高興見到你 It is so nice to meet you.
這是我的名片 Here's my card.
你是我的救命恩人 小姑娘 You are a lifesaver, young lady.
你找到了我們的狗 我真是感激不盡 I cannot thank you enough for finding our dog.
- 你的狗 - 我的一個門衛笨手笨腳的忘了關門 - Your dog? - One of our clumsy janitors left the gate open
這個大塊頭從就實驗室溜走了 and this large fella slipped away from the lab,
不是嗎 大塊頭 didn't ya, big guy?
好吧 Okay.
所以 So,
我肯定牠給你帶來了很大的不便 I'm sure he has been a huge inconvenience,
所以如果可以的話 so if I may,
這個給你作為補償 I would like to offer you this.
我真的開始接受這個傢伙了 I'm really coming around to this guy.
- 等一下 - 好的 - Hold on. - All right.
好吧 別等了 我們... Well, don't hold on. We...
- 能給我一分鐘嗎 - 當然 - Can I have a minute? - Sure.
- 你在做什麼 - 呃 我討厭孩子 - What are you doing? - Ugh, I hate children.
一切都解決了 克利福德回家 This fixes everything. Clifford goes home,
我們用這錢搬回公寓 we bribe our way back into the apartment,
沒人知道這一切 no one knows any of this ever happened,
當然 我會從中扣除一小部份作為保姆費 and, well, I will take a very small babysitting fee off the top.
快點 快點 快點 快點 快點 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
你在撒謊 You're lying.
- 你說什麼 什麼 - 啊 有點過了 - Excuse me? What? - Ah, that's a little strong.
你說克利福德逃跑的時候個子很大 You said when Clifford escaped he was big.
我在牠小的時候發現了牠 I found him when he was small.
哦 太奇怪了 Oh. That's weird.
一切都好嗎 艾米麗 Everything okay, Emily?
- 不要插嘴 - 我在和我的朋友艾米麗說話 - Hold your roll. - I was talking to Emily, my friend.
- 沒事 - 那就好 我是鄰里監督組織的阿隆索 - Everything's fine. - Well, good. I'm Alonso with the Neighborhood Watch.
- 我們盯你很久了 只是還沒掌握太多信息 - 哦 - We're watching you! But we're not seeing much. - Oh.
我試著對你友好 艾伯特 I tried to be nice. Albert!
對不起 Sorry.
謝謝你 Thank you.
克利福德 快跑 Clifford, run!
- 不 不 不 不 - 艾米麗 - No. No, no, no! - Emily!
抓住牠 抓住牠 Get him! Get him!
我們需要支援 馬上 We need backup, now!
克利福德 過來 孩子 過來 Clifford! Come here, boy! Come on!
- 大家來 - 我付錢給你們幹什麼 - Come, everybody! - What do I pay you people for?
進去 快 In there! Go!
- 哦 不 - 上車 快 - Oh, no. - Get into the truck! Go!
- 好的 - 快點 我們走 - Okay. - Hurry, let's go!
克利福德 快點 我們要上卡車 Clifford, come on, we got to get to the truck!
- 加油 - 加油 加油 - Come on! - Come on, come on!
幫我把門堵上 Help me block the door.
這樣就能擋住他們了 That'll hold them.
薯片 Chips!
- 不要逼我傷害你 - 阿隆索 - Don't make me hurt you. - Alonso!
勞爾 Raul!
哦 我的錯 Oh, my bad.
在那裏 There!
你在做什麼 What are you doing?
- 我要把克利福德帶走 - 你會開車嗎 - I'm getting Clifford out of here. - You know how to drive?
如果凱西都能開 又能有多難 If Casey can do it, how hard can it be?
上帝啊 Oh, Lord.
試試那個棍子什麼的 我爸爸有時會用 Try that stick thingamabobber. My dad uses it sometimes.
哇 哇 Whoa, whoa!
哇 Whoa!
好吧 不是「倒車檔」 Okay, not "R".
這既不安全又不合法 This is both unsafe and illegal!
這兩個對我說都是第一次 That's two firsts for me.
哦 Oh.
- 哦 - 不好意思 - Ow! - Sorry.
哦呼 Whew.
- 我...我肯定我們沒事 - 不 我們有事 - I... I am sure we're fine. - No, we're not fine.
不好了 不好了 We're not fine! We're not fine!
她媽媽會殺了我的 Her mother is literally gonna kill me.
這輛卡車沒有安全氣囊 This truck doesn't have airbags.
我們墜撞車時請記住這一點 Please keep that in mind while we're crashing.
警察 冷靜點 Cops! Be cool.
你在做什麼 兩隻手放在方向盤上 What are you doing? Two hands on the wheel!
兩隻手 連我都知道 Two hands! Even I know that!
兩隻手 Two hands!
- 他們來了 - 左轉 左轉 - They're coming! - Uh, take a left! Take a left!
哇 Whoa!
前面就是我家的大樓 That's my building up ahead!
車庫開著 在這裏向左轉 Garage is open. Turn left right here!
車庫就在那裏 馬上轉彎 The garage is right there! Turn now!
哇 Whoa!
好吧 我們再也不要那樣做了 Okay. Let's never do that again.
你有毒性測試報告嗎 You have the toxicity reports, right?
是艾米麗的學校 就一會兒... It's Emily's school. Just one...
好的 好的 好的 沒問題 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
你好 麥麗金夫人 Oh, hi, Mrs. McKinley.
嗨 瑪吉 我只是來想了解一下艾米麗，? Hi, Maggie. I just wanted to check on Emily,
看看她怎麼樣 see how she's feeling
- 因為她今天沒來上學 - 什麼 - since she wasn't in school today. - What?
哦 看在上帝的份上 Oh, for the love of Mike!
西沃恩 牠是我帶來的 Siobhan, he's with us.
把抹地刷放下 Put the Swiffer down.
你瘋了嗎 你開了車 Are you insane? You're driving now?
什麼讓你心煩意亂 What are you upset about?
我的屁股現在還繃緊著 I still can't get my butt cheeks to unclench!
我們在那裏 這是博物館嗎 Where are we? Is this a museum?
這只是臨時住所 It's just a pied-à-terre.
你住在這裏 You live here?
是的 Yeah.
天啊 Oh, geez.
- 輪到了你 - 什麼 我不知道該說什麼 - Your turn. - What? I don't know what to say!
除了真相 我什麼都願意相信 I'd go with anything but the truth.
嘿 姑娘 Hey, girl!
艾米麗 我剛接到學校的電話 Emily, I just got a call from the school,
他們說你今天沒去學校 and they said that you weren't there today.
什麼 亂說 美女 我當然在學校 What? That's crazy talk, girl! Of course I was at school.
- 好吧 - 你知道嗎 凱西可以解釋 - Okay. - You know what? Casey can explain.
你比我更會撒謊 You're a better liar than me.
嘿 學校辦公室裏一定是搞錯了 Hey! There must have been some confusion at the office.
我聽說學校今天的花生醬出了問題 I heard they had a peanut scare today.
肯定星期一我會把它理順的 But I will straighten it out Monday.
沒問題 No problemo.
布魯圖斯 不要 Brutus! No!
- 那是狗嗎 - 狗 - Is that a dog? - A dog?
什麼 不 不 不 What? No. No. No.
這是... It's the, uh,
洗碗機 dishwasher.
只是踢到了它 Just try kicking it.
我想他想聞一聞克利福德的... I think he wants to smell Clifford's...
你知道的 you know.
好吧 嘿 布魯圖斯 Okay. Hey, Brutus.
看 停了下來 Look, there. It stopped.
你知道的... You know...
牠說完了嗎 He done?
好孩子 Good boy.
順便問一下 你有沒有考慮過找一套新公寓嗎 By the way, have you thought about finding a new apartment?
也許是時候改變了 It might be time for a change.
抱歉 Uh, sorry.
剛檢查了我的手機電池 Just checked my phone battery.
如果電話斷了是因為手機只1%的電 It's on, like, 1% if you lose me.
布魯圖斯 Whoa! Brutus!
這可不是每天都能看到的 Well, you don't see that every day.
布魯圖斯 Brutus.
牠沒事 牠沒事 He's okay. He's okay.
真的嗎 Really?
也許是時候餵牠了 Maybe it's time to feed him.
好的 首先 非常感謝你能見我們 隊長 Okay, first of all, thank you so much for seeing us, Captain.
- 是首席官員 - 當然 當然 - Chief. - Sure, of course.
- 你是說 這隻狗是你的 - 當然 - You telling me this dog is yours? - Absolutely.
牠跑掉的時候 我們正在進行實驗 We were in the middle of an experimental trial when it escaped.
這個生物是醫學上的突變體 This creature is a medical mutant.
- 醫療突變 - 沒錯 - Medical mutant? - That's right.
我擔心這種突變 And I'm worried that this mutation
有可能會跨越物種 could potentially jump species.
跨越物種 Jump species?
我們需要抓住這隻動物 We need to capture this animal
盡快送回我的實驗室 and return it to my lab as soon as possible
否則後果將是災難性的 or the consequences could be catastrophic.
想像一下 好嗎 你要出外 Picture this, okay? You're going outside.
- 那麼大的曱甴... - 啊 - Cockroaches that size... - Ugh!
在空中飛來飛去 嗯 flying around the air! Okay?
巨型老鼠和你一起在雜貨店裏走來走去 Rats that size walking around the grocery store with you.
飛鼠 Flying rats.
- 會飛的老鼠 - 飛... - Flying rats! - Fl...
- 讓我打個電話 - 太好了 請打 - Let me make a call. - Great, make a call.
牠吃東西的時候像個動物 He eats like an animal.
牠本來就是動物 Well, he is an animal.
我說的是...他 I'm talking about... him.
什麼 What?
- 現在播報突發新聞 - 嘿 傢伙們 快看 - We take you to breaking news. - Hey, guys. Look!
我是紐約市警察局的沃特金斯局長 I'm Chief Watkins, New York City Police Department.
我們將懸賞二兩萬五千美元 We are offering a $25,000 reward
給提供任何相關的信息而捕獲 for any information leading to the capture
大紅狗 of the big red dog.
- 市民的安全... - 看看這是誰 - The safety of the citizens... - And look who's there.
...紐約 是我們最關心的問題 ...of New York is our primary concern.
我們目前正在與萬物生實驗室合作 We are currently working in conjunction with Lyfegro.
真是一張欠打的臉 That is a very slappable face.
如果你看到什麼 請及時報告 Please, if you see something, say something.
歐文 我回來了 有問題嗎 Owen! I'm home! Any questions?
爸爸 Dad!
嘿 Hey!
你是誰 Who are you?
這是凱西 那是艾米麗 Um, this is Casey and that's Emily.
- 艾米麗 - 是的 - Emily? - Yeah.
- 就是那個艾米麗 - 爸爸 - As in the Emily? - Dad!
對不起 Sorry.
他從來沒提起過你 從來沒有 He's never mentioned you. Ever.
一次也沒有 Not once.
那麼 他們能在這裏過夜嗎 他們有麻煩 So, can they spend the night? They've got a problem.
什麼問題 What's the problem?
我收回這個問題 I withdraw the question.
你爸爸是這裏的老闆 Your dad owns this place?
是的 有五百英畝 Yeah, it's, um, 500 acres.
很大的空間 很多動物 A lot of space, tons of animals.
- 對克利福德來說再合適不過了 -而且離這裏有幾千英里遠 - It's perfect for Clifford. - And it's thousands of miles away.
艾米 警察在追我們 Em, the cops are after us.
好的 再見 Okay, bye.
好了 一切都步入正軌了 Okay, so things are falling into place.
我的船運公司有一艘貨輪停靠在紐瓦克 My shipping company has a freighter docked in Newark.
明晚啟程返回香港 Leaves for Hong Kong tomorrow night.
歐文給你們看了我們在上海郊外的房子 Owen showed you our place outside Shanghai.
人手齊全 克利福德會很安全 It's fully staffed. Clifford would be safe.
我們不會把克利福德送走的 We're not gonna send Clifford away.
- 艾米麗 - 我們不能這樣做 - Emily. - We're not doing that!
謝謝你 余先生 Thank you, Mr. Yu.
你介意我和艾米麗單獨談談嗎 Would you mind if I spoke with Emily alone?
當然可以 來吧 歐文 我幫你蓋被子 Of course. Come on, Owen, I'll tuck you in.
爸爸 Dad!
我從來沒有哄他睡覺 從來沒有 I never tuck him in. Ever.
走吧 大個子 Let's go, big man.
- 晚安 - 再見 各位 - Good night. - Bye, guys.
我們正在討論那場災難 We're having words about that debacle.
災難 Debacle?
- 中國不是很遠 -真的嗎 - China's not that far away. - Really?
好吧 這是一個可怕的謊言 它是非常遙遠的 Okay, that's a terrible lie. It is very far away.
但這絕對是對牠最好的選擇 But this is definitely what's best for him.
我不在乎 I don't care.
當我一個人沒有朋友的時候是克利福德一直陪著我 Clifford came to me when I was alone and had no friends.
我生命中最美好的時光與牠一起度過 我不會拋棄牠的 He's the best part of my life. I'm not gonna abandon him.
我們別無選擇 We don't have a choice.
我們被趕了出來 We've been evicted.
而現在 根據新聞報道 And now, according to the news,
我們就像逃犯 we're, like, actual fugitives.
布里德韋爾可以幫我們 Bridwell could help us!
你聽到露西爾在獸醫辦公室說的 他能做到 You heard Lucille at the vet's office. He can do it!
我們只需要找到他 We just need to find him.
- 艾米麗... - 凱西 - Emily... - Casey,
如果你找到一個充滿愛的人 what if you found someone who was so full of love
他們讓你覺得自己無所不能 they made you feel like you could do anything?
如果你不得不放手 你會有什麼感覺 How would you feel if you had to let that go?
好吧 Okay.
我們去醫院找布里德韋爾 We'll go to the hospital, look for Bridwell.
但如果我們找不到他 或者他幫不上忙 But if we can't find him, or he can't help,
克利福德明晚就要上船了 Clifford's got to get on that boat tomorrow night.
這樣可以嗎? Deal?
成交 Deal.
我們貌似在沙發上 T骨 Looks like we're on the couch, T-bone.
這地方的房屋中價值兩千七百萬 Whoa. This place is $27 mil on Zillow?
嘿 T骨 Hey, T-bone,
歐文有姐姐嗎 does Owen have an older sister?
好吧 Okay.
只是把你當朋友隨便問問 明白 Just asking for a friend. Understood.
夥計 當我沒問 Dude. Forget I asked.
好吧 Okay.
歐文 你和克利福德待在一起 我們去找布里德韋爾 Owen, you stay with Clifford. We'll go find Bridwell.
你為什麼總是丟下我不管 Why do you always leave me behind?
因為這是一種教育 Because it's the kind of education
你不能進教室 you can't get in a classroom.
自然一點 Act natural.
克利福德 你能感覺到吧 Clifford, you sense things.
你能感覺到我和艾米麗之間的火花嗎 You sense any chemistry between me and Emily?
因為我感覺到... Because I sense...
克利福德 噁心 Clifford, gross!
這就是恐龍滅絕的原因 This is what killed the dinosaurs!
這是有規則的 There are rules!
你不能在有限的空間裏撕裂一個人 You can't let one rip in confined space!
好吧 克利福德 這其的很不好 Okay, Clifford, that was really uncool.
克利福德 上車 Clifford! Get in the truck.
你在找人嗎 Are you looking for someone?
是的 年紀大一點 銀髮 Yeah. Um, older guy, silver hair.
高個子 說話有點像謎語 Tall. Kinda speaks in riddles.
那...那是他的領帶 他戴著一個圓點花樣的蝴蝶領結 That... That's his tie! He wears a polka-dot bow tie.
- 哦 - 什麼 - Oh. - What?
那個打領帶的男人 你的朋友嗎 The man with that tie? Your friend?
他今天早上去世了 He passed away this morning.
不 No.
這是不可能的 That's impossible.
對不起 I'm sorry.
他是那麼善良和那麼神奇 He was so kind and magical.
他怎麼會死呢 How could he die?
如果有紀念活動 我可以發郵件或其他什麼的 If there's a memorial, I could email or something.
好的 謝謝 Yeah, thanks.
給你 Uh, here you go.
那克利福德呢 What about Clifford?
我簡直不敢相信 I can't believe it.
布里德韋爾是我們唯一的希望 Bridwell was our only hope.
我打賭那是衝我們來的 I bet that's for us.
沒事的 快走 It'll be fine. Come on.
我只是不敢相信布里德韋爾 I just can't believe that Bridwell is,
你知道的 you know.
我們可以回我的公寓躲起來 We can go back to my apartment and hide.
歐文 紐約警察在追我們 Owen, the New York City Police force is after us.
我們無處藏身 There's no more hiding.
如果他們找到我們 他們會把克利福德交給蒂耶蘭 If they find us, they're gonna hand Clifford over to Tieran.
那麼我們該怎樣辦 So what do we do?
- 不行 - 艾米 - No. - Em.
我不會放棄牠的 I'm not gonna give him up!
我們必須把最好給牠 We've got to do what's best for him.
我對牠來說就是最好的 I'm what's best for him.
你不是 你並不能保證牠的安全 Not if you can't keep him safe.
打電話給你的父親 Call your father.
好了 一切都安排好了 All right, everything's been arranged.
科林會陪著克利福德一起從拖船轉乘貨輪 Colin will stay with Clifford from the tug to the freighter,
直到上海 then all the way to Shanghai.
我的工作人員會在港口接牠 He'll be met at the port by my staff,
他們會把牠帶回家 and they'll bring him to the house.
快點 夥計們 我們得走了 Come on, guys, we got to get going!
余先生 我們真是太感謝你了 Mr. Yu, we can't thank you enough.
不用客氣 You're welcome.
再見了 克利福德 Bye, Clifford.
我希望有一天能再見到你 I hope to see you again someday.
好的 去車裏等著 Okay, go wait in the car.
- 我很抱歉事情變成這樣 艾米麗 - 謝謝 - I'm sorry it worked out like this, Emily. - Thank you.
嘿 Hey.
我知道你不明白 克利福德 I know you don't understand, Clifford.
只是...你在這裏不安全 It's just... It's not safe for you here.
你只是太大了 You're just too big.
如果他們找到你 他們會對你痛下狠手 And if they find you, they'll do really bad things to you.
我不能讓這種事發生 I can't let that happen.
沒有其它的狗像你一樣 There are no other dogs like you.
而人們 他們只是... And people, they just...
他們不喜歡與眾不同的東西 They don't like things that are different.
有什麼事嗎 他在做什麼 What's the matter? What's he doing?
我覺得牠是想變得矮縮小 I think he's trying to be small.
對不起我讓你失望了 克利福德 I'm sorry I let you down, Clifford.
我以為我可以救你 但我做不到 I thought I could save you and I couldn't.
我們必須強壯 堅強 We have to be big and strong.
還記得嗎 Remember?
這樣世界就不會傷害我們 So that the world can't hurt us.
你現在必須跟這些人走 You have to go with these men now.
沒事的 It'll be okay.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
真為你感到驕傲 Real proud of you.
再見 克利福德 Bye, Clifford!
我會一直愛你的 I love you with all my heart!
為了我 照顧好自己 好嗎 Be good for me, okay?
顯然 1994年該縣被起訴了 Apparently, the county was sued in 1994.
- 瑪吉 這是艾米麗嗎 - 什麼事 - Maggie! Is that Emily? - What?
導致了網絡的轟動效應 leading to the capture of this Internet sensation.
- 紐約市的全城搜索仍在繼續... - 怎麼事 - The city-wide search continues in New York City... - What's the matter?
- 為了大紅狗 - 那是我女兒 - for the big red dog. - That's my daughter.
他最後一次出現是在哈萊姆 He was last seen in Harlem.
- 你去吧 - 好的 沒問題 - You go, - yes. Yeah.
睡眠不足 是吧 Didn't get much sleep, huh?
早餐 Breakfast?
我知道你不喝咖啡 但我覺得現在是時候開始了 I know you don't drink coffee, but feels like now might be the time to start.
牠在那裏會很開心的 He's gonna be happy there.
你知道誰會不高興嗎 You know who's not gonna be happy?
我媽媽 住在貨車裏 My mom. Living in a van.
不 我想她會習慣車上生活的 Nah, I think she'll get used to the van life.
睡在地板上 在桶裏小便 Sleeping on the floor. Peeing in a bucket.
今天早上我醒來時收到了她的一些有趣短信 I woke up to some fun texts from her this morning.
是的 Yeah.
「請馬上打電話給我」 "Please call, right now."
全是大寫 驚嘆 憤怒的臉 憤怒的臉 All caps, exclamation, angry face, angry face,
槍的表情符號 gun emoji.
你覺得她是不是瘋了 Do you think she might be mad?
你差る多準備好了嗎 You want to finish getting ready?
女佣十點左右來 The maid comes around ten.
醫院發來了布里德韋爾的追悼會信息 Ah, guy from the hospital sent the info on Bridwell's memorial.
我不想看 I don't want to see it.
等一下 Wait a sec.
看起來不像布里德韋爾 That does not look like Bridwell.
可能只是他年輕時的樣子 It's probably just him when he was younger.
咩 Meh.
那不是布里德韋爾 That's not Bridwell.
不是布里德韋爾 絕對不是布里德韋爾 Not Bridwell. Definitely not Bridwell.
醫院一定把病人搞錯了 The patient in the hospital must've got the wrong guy.
那麼如果不是布里德韋爾 這就是說... So if that's not Bridwell, that means...
布里德韋爾還活著 Bridwell's alive!
那傢伙死了 這是個悲劇 但是布里德韋爾還活著 This guy's dead, which is tragic, but Bridwell's alive.
- 布里德韋爾還活著 - 是的 - Bridwell is alive! - Yeah!
為死人擊掌感覺怪怪的 Feels weird high-fiving the dead!
- 克利福德還是有希望的 - 讓我們把注意力集中在這方面 - There's still hope for Clifford! - Let's focus on that.
- 是的 - 願主保佑漢密爾頓·懷爾德 - Yes. - R.I.P. Hamilton Wilder.
- 布里德韋爾萬歲 - 是的 - Long live Bridwell! - Yes!
- 夥計們 - 歐文 布里德韋爾還活著 - Guys! - Owen, Bridwell's alive!
我在網...我探索了 Online... I researched...
我找到了...布里德韋爾...公園 I found... Bridwell... the park.
好的 再來一次 用句子 Okay. Again. With sentences.
布里德韋爾還活著 他的帳篷在曼哈頓橋公園 Bridwell is alive, and his tent is in Manhattan Bridge Park
在自由節上 at the Freedom Festival.
艾米麗 Emily!
艾米麗 快來 Emily! Come quick!
今天早上巨大的深紅色的狗 The giant crimson dog was stopped earlier this morning
- 在一艘貨船上被當局逮捕 - 你能相信嗎 - by the authorities on a freighter. - Can you believe this?
- 什麼 - 沒有人知道牠是怎樣上船的 為什麼上船 - What? - No one is certain how or why he got aboard,
但似乎有人試圖 but it seems an effort was being made
把牠送出國 to transport him out of the country.
那隻巨大的狗被送回 The enormous dog is being returned
研究牠的生物技術公司 萬物生實驗室實驗室的家 to his home at Lyfegro labs, the biotech firm that created him.
不 不 我們必須的幫幫克利福德 No! No, we have to help Clifford.
凱西叔叔 我們要救牠 他們會傷害牠的 Uncle Casey, we have to save him. They'll hurt him!
是的 我們知道 Yeah. We do.
我想我們要去拜訪一下萬物生實驗室 I guess we're paying Lyfegro a visit.
我也 我去開車 I'm in. I'll go get the van.
我們都加入 We're in.
看來哈萊姆區想要回它的大紅狗 Looks like Harlem wants its big red dog back.
- 猜猜是誰 - 讓我跟她說 - Guess who. - Let me talk to her.
- 嗨 媽媽 - 艾米麗 到底發生了什麼事 - Hi, Mom! - Emily, what on earth is going on?
- 克利福德有麻煩 - 我在從肯尼迪機場出發的出租車上 - Clifford's in trouble. - I'm in the taxi on the way from JFK.
- 沒時間解釋了 - 大家快上車 - There's no time to explain. - Everybody, get in!
- 我還有一個小時就到了... - 媽媽 我能處理好的 - I am an hour away... - Mom, I can handle this.
- 處理什麼 你才十二歲 - 我來處理 - Handle what? You're twelve years old. - I got this.
- 還有 凱西叔叔和我在一起 - 我很抱歉 - And besides, Uncle Casey's with me. - And I am so sorry,
但是 親愛的 你...艾米麗 but, my darling, you... Emily?
我要被禁足一輩子了 對不對 I'm grounded for life, aren't I?
你和我都是 You and me both.
在布魯克林碼頭 范德比爾特附近 It's in Brooklyn Yards, off Vanderbilt.
好的 我在那邊等你 Okay, I'll meet you over there.
嘿 Hey!
別擋我的路 Get out of my way.
他們應該離那隻狗遠點 They should have left that dog alone.
哦 現在他們有麻煩了 Ooh. Now they're in trouble.
好的 我們開始測牠的基因序列 All right, let's start sequencing its DNA.
好吧 好的 先生 Yeah, okay, sir.
你好 你好嗎 Hello! How are you?
誰是好孩子 沒事的 Who's a good boy? It's okay.
早上好 Good morning.
我有話要說 但我要說的都是發自內心的 I got a speech, but what I have to say comes from the heart,
如果我太情緒他了 我道歉 and I apologize if I get emotional.
我們在萬物生實驗室只有一個目標 We here at Lyfegro, we've got one mission.
那就是養活全世界 It's to feed the world.
嘿 馬克 我喜歡你的領呔 Hey, Mark, I like your tie.
我們有一個傑出的科學家團隊... We have an illustrious team of scientists...
好吧 Okay.
哇 你帶了斷線鉗 Whoa! You carry bolt cutters?
離家必備 Never leave the house without 'em.
你住卡車裏 You live in a truck.
閉嘴 歐文 Zip it, Owen.
為了證明這一點 And to prove that,
我相信你們已經看到了那隻漂亮 I'm sure you saw that beautiful,
偉大的生物走過 那就是... magnificent creature walking by, who...
兩天前戲劇性從我們實驗室逃走的 playfully escaped from our lab two days ago.
我告訴你 And I tell ya,
我們非常非常感謝的那隻大紅狗 we are very, very thankful for that big red dog.
好了 現在我們需要轉移注意力 Okay. Now we just need a diversion.
- 我們可以處理 對不對 賈維斯先生 - 是的 我們可以 賈維斯夫人 - We can handle that. Right, Mr. Jarvis? - Yes, we can, Mrs. Jarvis.
我們繞到後面去 We'll head around back.
我們會在新聞發佈會上製造一些麻煩 We'll go make some trouble at the press conference.
你們有機會 You have an opportunity
從萬物生實驗室的投資中獲得可觀的回報 to make a sizeable return on Lyfegro's investment.
- 非常感謝你 - 蒂耶蘭先生 - Thank you so much. - Uh, Mr. Tieran.
- 蒂耶蘭先生 - 是的 - Mr. Tieran! - Yes.
你能盡快解決我們對你提出的訴訟嗎 Will you please address the lawsuit that's being filed against you?
訴訟 我沒有... Lawsuit? I don't...
鎖住了 別擔心 我有辦法 It's locked. Don't worry. I got a solution.
- 我們在魔術課上學過怎樣開鎖 - 我猜你做到的 - We learned how to pick locks in magic class. - I bet you did.
我們將對蒂耶蘭先生提出集體訴訟 We'll be filing a class-action lawsuit against Mr. Tieran,
萬物生實驗室研究設備，以及所有人提起集體訴訟 Lyfegro Research Facilities,
- 還有其它的... - 夥計們 我們有麻煩了 - and any and all... - Guys, we've got bogies.
是的 我不會說法律術語 Yeah, I don't speak legalese.
我們已經任命艾米麗·伊麗莎白·霍華德為班級代表 We've already named Emily Elizabeth Howard as head class representative,
我們還附上了一項毆打指控 包括違反道德 and we've attached an assault and battery claim, inclusive of ethical violations.
- 嘿 放開我 扡你的手從她身上拿開 - 真不幸 - Hey, let me go. Get your hands off her! - This is unfortunate.
我太專注於這個了 看看這個 This is way too focused on me. Look at that!
你怎麼回事 What is the matter with you?
你會觸發火警的 You're gonna set off the fire alarm!
還有一個 只是... There's another one. Just...
- 大樓裏的保安 怎麼回事 - 快 快 快 - Security inside the building, what's going on? - Go, go, go.
- 檢查所有的門 - 是的 長官 馬上去 - Check all the doors! - Yes, sir! On it. Doing it now.
怎麼回事 What's going on?
啊 看 這是一隻可愛的綿羊 Ah, look. It's a cute sheep.
看 Look.
我們天啊 Holy sheep.
- 我不玩了 - 讓開 我了解綿羊 - I'm out. - Step aside. I know sheep.
過來 馬馬奇卡 過來媽媽這裏 對 過來 過來 Come here, mamachka. Come to mama. Yeah, come here, come here.
看到了嗎 每個人都喜歡煉奶 You see? Everybody likes condensed milk.
快去拿吧 Go get it.
是的 即使罐頭也很好吃 不是嗎 Yes, even the can tastes good, doesn't it?
三至五區安全 Sectors three through five clear.
裝貨碼頭的警報是假的 It's a false alarm at the loading dock.
收到 Copy that.
裝貨區的假警報 False alarm at the loading dock.
重置所有系統 Resetting all systems.
克利福德 Clifford!
對不起 朋友們 我們要把狗帶走 Sorry, my friends, we're taking the dog.
我有3萬伏的電壓告訴你不行 I've got 30,000 volts that says you're not.
- 我有一隻塑料手 - 但我有一隻真的 - I've got a plastic hand. - But I have a real one.
不 No!
- 哦 - 它很重 因為它密度大 托瓦里什奇 - Oh! - It's heavy because it's condensed, tovarishch.
好吧 任伺穿著白袍的人... Okay, anyone in a lab coat...
滾埋一邊 take a hike.
好吧 Okay.
哈 Huh.
克利福德 Clifford!
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
克利福德 Clifford.
克利福德 Clifford?
克利福德 Clifford!
你沒事了 You're okay!
克利福德 夥計 Clifford, buddy.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
啊 Aw!
- 嘿 夥計 我也很高興 - 我不想打斷你們 - Hey, buddy. I'm happy, too. - I don't want to break this up
因為這是我這一輩子見過最可愛的生物 because it is, like, the most adorable thing
但我們怎樣才能把牠帶到曼哈頓橋公園布里德韋爾那兒呢 I've ever seen, but how are we gonna get him to Bridwell in Manhattan Bridge Park?
聽著 你們自己走吧 不用理我 也許我能分散保安的注意力 Listen, you guys take off without me. Maybe I can distract security.
畢竟我是個魔術師 I am a magician, after all.
- 什麼 - 我們要把牠弄到卡車上去 - What? - We got to get him to the truck.
不 不 不 他們會抓住牠的 Uh, no, no, no, they'll grab him.
我們不開卡車 We're not taking the truck.
- 嘿 停下 - 打開攝像機 - Hey, stop. - Turn on the camera.
快點 跳 Come on, jump!
哇 Whoa!
快 開我的車來 Oh, come on! Get my car!
我們走 Let's go!
去公園 我在那裏等你 Head to the park. I'll meet you there.
我們需要支援 馬上 We need backup, now!
加油 克利福德 加油 孩子 Go, Clifford! Come on, boy!
嘿 你做什麼 Hey. What are you doing?
你喜歡魔術嗎 You like magic?
- 看著我消失 - 嘿 退後 - Watch me disappear! - Hey! Get back!
- 我們在萬物生實驗室 - 我能借用一下這個嗎 - We're here at Lyfegro... - Can I borrow this?
- 嘿 - 那隻狗是被萬物生實驗室偷走的 - Hey! - That dog was stolen by Lyfegro.
哦 不 小心 Oh, no! Look out!
快點 走 Come on! Go!
看起大紅狗 It looks like the big red dog
已經逃離了萬物生實驗室控制 has escaped the Lyfegro facility
目前是我所見過最奇怪的追逐中 in the strangest chase I have ever seen.
哇 輕點 快點 快點 耶 Whoa! Easy! Come on, come on! Yeah!
我看到了紅色 I see red.
轉彎 Turn!
不 不 不 不 不 拜託 No, no, no, no, no! Come on!
快 快 Go, go!
牠屬於我侄女艾米麗 He belongs to my niece, Emily.
當牠還是一隻小狗的時候 她救了牠 She rescued him when he was just a tiny puppy.
如果她媽媽在看 If her mom is watching,
我希望這一切記錄下來 我告訴她不要這樣做 I'd like it on record that I told her not to.
- 凱西 - 但是她不聽 - Casey? - But she didn't listen.
因為她一開始就知道 Because she knew, right from the beginning,
那隻狗 that that dog
是她的狗 was her dog.
現在 一家大公司 And now, a big corporation
想從一個小女孩那裏偷走一隻小狗 is trying to steal a puppy from a little girl.
我們能做點什麼嗎 Are we gonna do anything about it?
最後感謝我九年級的數學老師 比姆斯先生 And finally, to my ninth-grade math teacher, Mr. Beamus,
他告我 我將一事無成 who told me that I would never amount to anything,
我想說 I would like to point out
現在上電視的只有我 that only one of us is on TV right now.
所以 比姆斯先生 你可以吻我的... So, Mr. Beamus, you can kiss my...
哎呀 Oh, snap.
先生 那隻狗要去那裏 Sir, where is that dog going?
曼哈頓橋公園 Manhattan Bridge Park.
我們能快一點嗎 Can we go faster?
- 這邊 - 我需要搭個便車 - Over here. - I'm gonna need a ride.
看 那邊那隻狗 Look! That dog right there!
在隧道的盡頭 公園應該很近 At the end of the tunnel, the park should be really close.
- 快踩油門 - 我踩油門 我踩油門 - Just step on it. - I'm stepping! I'm stepping!
- 夥計門 艾米麗 她門電視了 - 什麼 - Guys! Emily! She's on TV! - What?
小心 兩隻手放在軚盤上 Careful! Two hands on the wheel!
- 大家都冷靜點 - 好了 好了 好了 - Everybody calm down! - Okay, okay, okay!
小心 Watch out!
長官 大紅狗往北去了 Sarge, big red dog heading north!
- 好 - 我們有警車 - Yes! - We have police security vehicles
所有人都在追逐 all chasing after
一個年輕女孩騎著一隻巨大的紅狗 a young girl riding a giant red dog.
他們回來了 快點 孩子 快點 They're back! Come on, boy, faster!
我是說 這太瘋狂了 I mean, this is crazy!
難道她不明白她贏不了嗎 快點 Doesn't she understand she can't win? Come on.
哦 不 Oh, no!
哇 Whoa!
快點 跳 Come on, jump!
哇 Whoa!
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey!
太好了 Oh, perfect.
- 是的 我們成功了 -看那隻狗 - Yes! We made it! - Look at that dog!
看看這隻狗 Look at the dog.
布里德韋爾先生 Mr. Bridwell!
我的天啊 My goodness!
有人吃了他們的菠菜 Someone's been eating their spinach.
你真熱 你需要喝一杯 You are hot! You need a drink.
到那邊那個藍色的大水槽那裏 Go over there to that big blue dunk tank over there.
- 布里德韋爾先生 - 艾米麗 - Mr. Bridwell! - Emily!
我們一直在找你 還以為你死了 We were looking for you, and we thought you were dead.
好吧 我希望不會 我剛預定了一次旅行 Well, I hope not. I just booked a safari.
但是在醫院 我們看到了你的領結 But at the hospital, we saw your bow tie.
哦 我明白 Oh, I understand.
我去那裏是為了和一個老朋友相處 Well, I went there to spend time with an old friend.
一個病入膏肓的老朋友 A very sick old friend.
他一直很喜歡那個領結 And he'd always loved that bow tie,
所以我就給了他 so I gave it to him
這樣他就能從人群中脫穎而出 so that he could stand out from the crowd up there.
布里德韋爾先生 你必須讓克利福德再次變小 否則他們會傷害牠的 Mr. Bridwell, you have to make Clifford small again or they're gonna hurt him.
小 但是是你的愛讓牠變得如此偉大 Small? But it was your love that made him so big.
沒有人可以把牠帶走 Nobody can take that away.
但牠會沒事嗎 But will he be okay?
你的愛就是牠所需要的一切 Your love is all he needs.
創建一個防線 Create a perimeter!
不要讓那條狗離開這個公園 Do not let that dog leave this park.
艾米麗·伊麗莎白·霍華德 Emily Elizabeth Howard,
為了你的安全 for your own safety,
請遠離那隻動物 please step away from the animal.
- 牠很危險 - 牠只是一隻小狗 - He's dangerous. - He's just a puppy!
那個生物屬於萬物生實驗室 是利菲格羅的財產對! That creature is the property of Lyfegro
並且對我們的城市構成威脅 and is a threat to our city!
不 牠不是 牠從來沒傷害過任何人 我發誓 No, he's not! He never hurt anyone, I swear.
把牠關在籠子裏 Lock him in a cage.
哇 你看到了嗎 牠很暴力 Whoa, you see that? He's violent!
不 牠只是害怕 No, he's just scared.
你也會這樣的 拜托 別煩牠了 You would be, too. Please, leave him alone.
布里德韋爾先生 你得做點什麼 Mr. Bridwell, you've got to do something.
我一個人不行 他們根本不聽 I can't do this on my own. They're not listening!
真的嗎 那麼 他們為什麼來 Really? Well, why have they come?
退後 退後 Back off, back off.
你以為你沒有朋友嗎 And you thought you didn't have any friends, huh?
好了 女士們先生們 立即散開 All right, ladies and gentlemen, disperse immediately.
我們走 女士們先生們 我們走 我們走 我們走 Let's go, ladies and gentlemen. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
看到人們打破規則會發生了什麼嗎 See what happens when people break the rules?
艾米麗 如果你想讓他們明白 Emily, if you want them to listen,
你最好說出來 you'd better speak.
嗯 Hmm?
- 我們去抓住那隻狗 - 不 求求你 住手 - Let's go get that dog. - No, please, stop!
不 我有話要說 No, I have something I have to say.
這裏有很多人 There's a lot of people here.
你可以的 You got this.
我叫艾米麗·伊麗莎白 My name is Emily Elizabeth,
這是我的狗 克利福德 and this is my dog, Clifford.
我知道牠比大多數狗都大 I know he's bigger than most dogs,
但牠也是最善良的 but he's also the kindest,
世界上最可愛的狗 most loving dog in the whole wide world.
牠是一個怪胎 He's a freak!
- 這很危險 - 不 牠不危險 牠只是與眾不同 - It's dangerous! - No, he's not dangerous! He's just different.
僅此而已 That's all.
我知道牠的感受 I know how he feels,
因為我知道不合群是什麼感覺 because I know what it's like to not fit in.
就因為你與眾不同 Just because you're different,
這並不意味著被嘲笑或欺負是可以的 it doesn't mean that it's okay to be teased or bullied.
我想你們很多人都知道這有多傷人 And I'm gonna guess that many of you know how much that hurts.
艾米麗·伊麗莎白 Emily Elizabeth!
有人曾經告訴我 Someone once told me
是那些獨一無二的人 it's the people who are unique,
他們是改變世界的人 they're the ones who change the world.
如果克利福德只是一隻普通的狗 我們就不會在這裏了 If Clifford was just a regular dog, we wouldn't all be here.
我們必須為牠挺身而出 We've got to stand up for him!
- 艾米麗說得對 - 是的 沒錯 - Emily's right! - Yeah, that's right!
那隻狗救了我的命 That dog saved my life!
牠沒有傷害任何人 He doesn't hurt anyone.
牠只是...他懂得愛 He just... He loves.
耶 Yeah!
如果我們能這樣互相愛彼此 And if we can love each other like this,
我們就不會再感到渺小和孤獨 none of us would have to feel small and all alone again.
對吧 克利福德 Right, Clifford?
把牠帶走是不對的 It's not right to take him away
就因為牠又大又紅 just because he's big and red.
所以 請 請讓我留下我的狗吧 So, please. Please let me keep my dog.
誰和我一起 Who's with me?
哦 哦 Oh! Oh!
太棒了 Bravo!
太棒了 太棒了 Bravo! Bravo!
真是太鼓舞人心了 艾米麗 That was so inspiring, Emily.
我都起雞皮疙瘩了 I've got chills.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness.
夥計 我真不想破壞這美好的時刻 Man, I hate to ruin this beautiful moment,
但我必須收回我的財產 but I've got to reclaim my property.
因為我們都知道這隻叫克利福德的狗 Because we all know this dog you call Clifford
屬於...萬物生實驗室 belongs to... Lyfegro.
不 牠不屬於 No, he doesn't.
女士 我很抱歉 請不要相信我的話 Ma'am, I'm so sorry. Please do not take my word for it.
牠出生時就被植入了芯片 You see, he was microchipped at birth.
是的 Yeah.
警官 你能幫個忙嗎 Officer, could you please do the honors?
- 回家去 - 他對她的所有物件動了手腳 - Go home! - He converted her property!
- 在牠的左頸上 -沒錯 左頸上 - It's in his left neck. - That's right, left neck.
哦 天啊 這真是太棒了 Oh, my gosh, this is glorious.
對不起 小姐 Excuse me, young lady.
這不是有趣的嗎 Isn't this fun?
- 這隻狗是屬於... -是的 - This dog belongs to... - Yeah.
艾米麗·伊麗莎白·霍華德 Emily Elizabeth Howard.
什麼 這不可能 What? That's impossible.
- 做得好 艾米麗 - 真是瘋了 - Good for you, Emily! - That's bonkers!
搞錯了 啊哈 搞錯了 肯定搞錯了 This is a mistake. Nah-ah. It's a mistake! It's got to be a mistake.
我們要談談市政府要寄給你的賬單了 We need to have a talk about the bill the city will be sending you.
請護送這位先生上我的車 Please escort this gentleman to my vehicle.
把你的手拿開 Get your hands off me.
來吧 科萊特 我的律師呢 Come on. Colette, where's my attorney?
- 我辭職了 - 你說什麼 科萊特 - I quit. - What? Colette!
我永遠不會離開你 先生 I'll never leave you, sir.
我不在乎你 科萊特! I don't care about you. Colette!
- 嘿 - 科萊特 回來 - Ouch. - Colette, come back here.
科技不是很神奇嗎? Isn't technology amazing?
人們說這就像魔法 People say it's quite like magic.
恕我失陪 So, if you'll excuse me,
我還有其他人需要幫助 I have some other people I need to help.
畢竟 你不是這世界上唯一 After all, you're not the only person in the world
不想養寵物的人 who isn't looking for a pet.
警官們 Officers!
收隊 Stand down!
讓開 Make way!
- 過來 克利福德 - 做得好 - Come here, Clifford! - Way to go!
過來 過來 Come, come.
- 嘿 乖女 - 媽媽 - Hey, girl. - Mom!
我勇敢的小女孩 My bold and brave little girl.
就像你教我的那樣 Just like you taught me.
哦 對了 媽媽...我們養了一隻狗 Oh, by the way, Mom... we got a dog.
是啊 我注意到了 Yeah, I noticed.
至於你 我無話可說 As for you, I have no words to...
「我愛你 我原諒你 "I love you. I forgive you.
你就是那個我一直想擁有的 You are the responsible brother
有責任心的哥哥」 that I always dreamed of having."
好吧 我們暫時就這樣定了 Okay, we'll go with that for now.
你做到了 艾米 Well, you did it, Em.
你救了牠 就像你說的一樣 You saved him, just like you said you would.
沒有我成熟可靠的叔叔 我不可能做到的 Well, I couldn't have done it without my mature and super-dependable uncle.
你還有一個叔叔 You have another uncle?
還記得你說過沒人相信你嗎 You know how you said no one believes in you?
我相信你 I believe in you.
你只需要相信自己 You just need to believe in yourself.
- 對一個四年級學生 你怎樣知道這麼多東西 - 是六年級 - How do you know so much stuff for a fourth grader? - Sixth.
我在你背後畫了個引號 I was doing air quotes behind your back.
好吧 Okay.
我們也愛你 克利福德 We love you, too, Clifford.
夥計們 Guys!
讓我們給克利福德拍張照吧 Let's take a picture of Clifford.
一齊合照 A group photo.
大家靠近點 近些 近些 Everybody scooch in. Get in, get in.
凱西 你知道嗎 凱西 騎上狗背上 Uh, Casey, you know what? Casey, just get on the dog.
- 不 不 - 是啊 是啊 那就太棒了 - No. No! - Yeah, yeah, that'd be neat.
- 騎上狗背 很好玩的 - 我不騎狗 - Get on the dog, it's fun! - I'm not getting on the dog.
如果你不乖乖聽話 我就告訴媽媽... If you don't get on the dog, I'll tell Mom about...
好了 我上去 Okay, let's get on the dog.
- 這樣就對了 - 對 上去 - There he goes. - Yeah, get up there.
別這樣 凱西 Come on, Casey.
上去 Get up there.
給你 There you go.
好的 太好了 太好了 All right. That's perfect. Perfect.
哦 不 Oh, no.
- 克利福德 不要抓取 - 哦 不 - Clifford. No fetch. - Oh, no.
- 不要抓取 - 不要 - No fetch! - No.
克利福德 Clifford!
因此 純潔 And so the pure,
善良的愛在一個女孩和她的狗之間 simple love between a girl and her dog
改變了一切 changed everything.
艾米麗和她的母親回到公寓 家時受到了歡迎，。 Emily and her mother were welcomed home,
帕克德甚至願意成為一個特別的幫手 and Packard even acquired a uniquely helpful assistant.
其他人成熟了 Other people matured.
我說的「其他人」是指凱西叔叔 And by "other people", I mean Uncle Casey,
他終於從貨車搬出來 who finally moved out of his van
並找到了一份合適的工作 and got a proper job.
於是 這個故事以兩個迷失的靈魂開始 And so, a story that began with two lost souls
以一個大家庭的團聚為結局 ends with one big family:
一個小女孩 一隻巨大的紅狗 A little girl, a giant red dog,
和一座因為他們而變得更和諧的城市 and a city that came together because of them.