Attention all fellow deer, if you find deer-feed in the middle ofthe forest,
be a bit suspicious.
- Morning sir, how you doing? - Good.
I'm looking for a twenty gauge, maybe a couch ora western competition special.
Yeah, I think I have just what you need.
- Try this one on for size. - Thank you.
- Hey Cliff? The 12 gauge and 20 gauge shotgun shells should be here by Thursday?
Make it Tuesday with the 454 Casull.
Hi! It's a real rager, huh?
Norah!
- Norah! - What?
Norah, the restaurant's on the phone!
- You're supposed to be at work! - I'm sleeping, dad.
Hurry up!
- You're fired! - I tripped on the fucking floor.
- Just a couple questions here. It's 12 gauge? - 20 gauge.
You handed him this shotgun, you were behind the counter.
Here's yourcontract. I hate this shotgun cases, it's a real pain in the ass.
And he had shell in his pocket when he came in here.
- Inside his jacket. - He brought his own ammo.
Then he was up there.
The guy's scattered all overthis place and every glob ofhim a biohazard.
- Hey Carl, he's over here in fishing too! - Yeah, a real pain in the ass.
- Alright, thanks. - Thank you guys.
We're wrapping it up.
Three grand just to wipe the asshole up offthe floor.
Hey! You can handle this report tonight, can't you?
- I got a thing I got to do. - Is it a blonde thing or a brunette thing?
You are strong. You are powerful. You can do anything. You are a winner.
- Okay! - Aunt Norah's here!
Finally, thank you. I'm gonna be so late for class.
Oh, Fancy Corn! Fancy Corn, Fancy Corn...
- Hey! - Sorry!
Guys! Don't eat too much ofthat!
- He's gonna be hyper all night, you realize that?
Yeah, just what I need.
- Alright, how do I look? - Good.
- I'm kidding. - I love you!
And don't tell him anymore lobsterman stories, he had nightmares all week.
- Use some common sense, okay? - Okay, thank you so much. You're welcome.
He hearsthis horrible sound. This is how it goes.
Snap, snap, drag. Snap, snap, drag.
And the thing isthat he knows the lobsterman is out there, somewhere,
and he'stotally screwed, because histongue is stuck to the mailbox.
Well then, why did he lick the mailbox?
Because he has OCD and is obsessed with licking mailboxes.
Well then, why wasn't he in school?
Are you gonna let me tell the story, or you're gonna drive me crazy?
Well, maybe he didn't go to school because he had theACD.
Sorry.
You should hearthe way he goes on about his lean body mass weight index bullshit. God!
When wasthe last time you even played basketball, Mac?
He needed to be brought down a peg ortwo.
I'm sure you pulling your groin muscle really impressed him!
- I should introduce him to your sister. - Oh, yeah! Norah and a cop, that's a good idea!
I was working this scene today where this guy offed himselfin the sporting goods store.
So they brought this cleaning crew in, right?
You would not believe how much they charge forthat shit.
- With the body there? - No, the body's gone, it's just blood and stuff.
That's gross.
Yeah. If you ask me, it's a racket. You ought to get into that.
Do you think that's all I can do is cleanup other people's shit?
Come here. Come here.
You know that's not what I think.
- Will there be anything else? - Yes, please.
- Yes, sir? - Acup of coffee and your name.
- Oh, forgive me, I forgot my name tag. - Yeah, no, it's just...
- It's Emma Jean. - Emma Jean, I'm Stan.
It's nice to meet you, Stan.
- Hey, I thought your class got over at 9:30. - Why isn't he in bed?
He said he was scared. I think he's faking it though.
- Here. - No, don't.
- Take it, it's 10 dollars. - No.
I know you need it, Dad told me about you getting fired.
- Great! - What happened?
You know Norah, when are you going to grow up and start taking responsibility
and start taking some pride in how you're perceived?
Rose, you truly love it when I fuck up, okay, me screwing up gives you the hugest woody.
Take the money. Please.
There was a diner scene earlier. With a waitress.
- Any pie? - Completely pie free.
Hi, excuse me, we're all finished.
Because it's ourfirst visit we did the blinds and the appliances,
but we're gonna alternate those weekly in the future.
- And nobody mentioned anything... - Rose?
- Rose Lorkowski? - Yeah?
I'm Paula Datzman, cheerleading squad junior year!
Paula Datzman. Hi! Wow! How are you?
- Great! Well, I'm Paula Datzman-Mead now. - Oh, congratulations!
Thanks! We're expecting our second in a couple months.
God, you know I was always so envious of you. Head cheerleader, dating the quarterback...
Did you and Mac end up getting married?
No. No. You know, I heard that he married Heather Volkman.
Well, it's so great seeing you! Here, let me get your information.
- Okay. - I'll send you an invite to the baby shower.
Fantastic! Great!
Lt'll be like a big reunion. The whole gang from high school's gonna be there.
- Yeah? - So, what are you doing now?
- I just got my real estate license. - Real estate?
This is just a temporary thing until I phase over into real estate full time.
You're kidding! I'm in real estate with Long and Foster.
- Really? - Who are you with?
I haven't decided yet. Maybe I'll check out Long and Foster. They look nice.
Come on!
Shit!
- Hello. - Hello, Ms. Lorkowski.
- Yeah? - This is Mrs. Kirch from Sandy Elementary School.
- Oscar's in trouble, again. - Okay.
His teacher and the Principal are in conference and they need to speak with you immediately.
It's not just this incident.
There have been several episodes during the last year
where Oscar has engaged in disruptive behavior.
- There wasthe incident in the gym class. - I paid the damages forthat.
- And the time when he locked Jeremy Johnston... - Okay. What did he do this time?
Now it's licking.
First it wasthe pencil sharpener and then the acquarium.
It's unsanitary. And it's disturbing to the other children.
We feel that Oscar might benefit from an environment
where he could receive more specialized attention.
- What does that mean "specialized attention"? - He licked my leg.
In situations like this, we generally recommend medication.
Well, I'm not doing that.
Actually, it's not so much a recommendation as it is a requirement.
There are many drugsthat are very effective with very few side effects.
And we all feel that this is the best solution for everybody involved.
- I'm sure. Come on, Oscar.
- I'm sorry, Mom. - No, it's okay. It's not you, it'sthem.
I'll tell you one thing for sure, we are not coming back here. Okay? Okay.
We just have to figure something out.
I'lljust figure something out!
- Hi, is your daddy home? - Yeah.
- Can I talk to him? - Sure.
- Hello. - Hi, Mac. It's me.
- What are you calling here for? - I'm sorry, but I really needed to talk to you.
Look, Heather could have easily picked up.
They want to put Oscar on medication and I need to get him out ofthis school,
and get him into a private school or something. I don't know, I...
- Why don't we talk about this later? - Because I can't wait, Mac.
I need to make some money. I need to make some good money. Like now.
What about that crime scene thing I told you about?
- I know, but, do they make good money? - Yeah, it seems like they do pretty well.
And it's just like cleaning up a house, but there's blood there?
Yeah, basically, and body fluids.
Okay. So you think that you could hook me up with that, with your connections?
- Please? - Okay, alright. Yeah. Let's talk later.
Alright, gotta go, bye.
So, what do you think?
- Norah? - What!
- Norah! Are you even listening to me? - No, thank you.
What else do you have to do? You don't go to school. You don't have a job.
And you live with Dad. And no offence Dad, but do you really want to live with Dad
forthe rest of your life?
You really think you can make a ton of cash cleaning up afterdead people?
- I know I can, it's very lucrative. It's a racket! - Come on, let's have a nice pleasant dinner!
Rose, you buy generic cigarettes with couch change. How you gonna afford private school?
It's only until I get my real estate license. And I quit smoking, by the way.
- Who's going to private school? - Nobody, Dad.
- Did Oscar get kicked out again?
- Yeah. - No.
ForGod's sake! What is wrong with those people? He's an imaginative kid,
don't they have any sense at all?
- I want to have my birthday at Hinkle's! - Not Hinkle's this year.
- This year I'm taking you to Disneyland!
- Dad! - Really?
- I'm taking him to Disneyland! - Dad, don't!
I'm taking him to Disneyland! Who wants to split a combination plate?
- Hi, there! - Hi!
- Norah! - Hi, Grandpa!
- Hi. - Norah! Come on, I'm here!
- Are you sure you're okay with this? - Yeah! But this boy's gotta get back to school.
- What are you doing about school? - I'm working on it. Thank you.
- What did Mac tell you about this? - That it's a crime scene.
With blood?
- Maybe. - I hate Mac.
Hi... It was some sort of domestic disturbance kind of deal.
It was the lady who got the last word, I guess.
Course she's in jail now, so... Heard one bullet completely shot offhis ring finger.
- How long you gals been doing this kind ofwork? - Awhile.
Last one ofthe left, there.
It's fine.
I found it.
- Do you think they loved each other? - Yeah.
- Car. Things. - Yeah.
Spritz.
- It's not working well. - If you scrub and I wipe, it's gonna work.
- I'm spraying as well! - Could you spray and scrub?
More and more people are turning to wholesome foods.
You telling me this Fancy Corn stuff is some kind ofhealth food?
Well, it's a candy and it's a health food. That's what I'm telling you.
Yeah, I don't know. We don't have much more shelf space.
Right. Okay. Look at the ingredients in here, what does it say?
Look at that! Glycerol, Glyc, GI, Glu? I can't even pronounce it!
It's all chemicals. How can you call it a food ifit hasn't got any vowels in it?
Take a look at this. What does it got in it?
- High fructose. - No, no. Look at the first ingredient there, is?
- Corn. - Corn!
Corn! Can you imagine anything more healthful than corn?
It's made right here inAlbuquerque too.
You know, I've been reading that the chemicals in the water are creating hermaphroditic frog.
- Hey, do you know ifthey sell Fancy Corn here? - I don't know.
I heard the strawberry Fancy Corn gives you bionic strength.
It'strue! There's some sort of chemical in the strawberry flavoring
and that means if you eat a whole lot ofit, you get bionic strength.
- I don't believe you. - I don't care if you do or not.
I understand that. However, I don't have any room on the shelf for yourproduct.
- Yeah. Well, at least... - Like I said...
I already put in all the orders I want forthis year.
Excuse me. Do you carry something called Fancy Corn?
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! That was really something Oscar! That was really terrific!
You got the moves, you got the nerve, you're a real sharp cookie!
- No, I'm not. I'm stupid. - No, you're not!
Why you saying that you're stupid?
It'strue. The teachers want to put me in retard class.
- Who wantsto put you in retard class? - The teachers!
They don't know how to deal with somebody as intelligent as you are!
That's what the problem is! You're a very very smart kid.
- Do you get bored a lot? - Yeah!
- Do you look out the window? - All the time.
Well, see that proves how intelligent you are! They should be catering to you,
they should be doing something special foryou!
- You really think so? - I know so!
And on top ofthat, I think you're a goddamn genius!
Hi!
- You gals did a real nice job. - Thank you.
500 dollars! You can call us anytime!
Call you anytime.
It was so disgusting and the smell was just bad.
- Yeah. - I know I can't even really describe it.
And then we took all that stuff away and we even made it better.
- Yeah. - No, we made it right.
- Hey, I'm really sorry. - No, I...
No, I feel like I got you into this mess.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna pay for new real estate classes.
Okay? We can get you a license.
Get you a little picture, in the real estate section.
And then you can drive people around all day talking about...
Gosh, what would you talk about?
- Crown molding? - Oh, definitely talk about crown molding.
- Oh, my! And... - Square footage.
- Alright. - Oh, yeah. And property easements.
Oh, yeah.
- Appliances. - Yeah.
- Say it again, come on, what else? Come on. - You're crazy!
- Why did you pick Heather? - What?
- Why did you pick her? - Come on, you know it wasn't like that.
How was it like?
- Okay, ifthis is going to get all heavy, I'll... - No. Don't.
It's okay.
How long is this gonna take?
All we have to do is go in there and throw everything away. Cake.
Oh my God!
I think it just takes a little getting used to. Just give it some time.
Great! Now we're gonna have to clean that up too!
- We need to get the stink out! - What do we do with that?
Dumpster. Come on!
Oh, God! It smells bad here!
- Slow down! Fuck Rose! Just slow down! - I'm not going fast, Norah!
- You are going fast. - No, I'm not.
How could I be going fasterthan you, I'm going backward. I have the hard job.
You're in control ofit, you're the one pulling it!
- How could I be pulling it, ifl'm not... - I don't have a good grip on it, Rose!
- Here! - Fucking slow down!
Oh my God, Rose! You, fucking idiot!
Stupid. My face is burning.
You know what? You fucking do it yourself, dumb ass!
- Norah! Come on! Lt'll wash out! - Do it on your own idiot!
Where did you get those? What are you doing with those?
- I found them in the closet. - Let me take a look at them for a minute.
- No. - Let me see!
Let me look at them. They're not yours Oscar. Let me look at them!
You betterlet me hang on to these for awhile, Oscar.
- Why? - Because they belonged to your grandma.
- Ljust want to hang on to them. - But, I don't have a grandma!
Well, you used to have one, and when you had one, these were herglasses.
- I'll get you another pair. - Really?
- Yeah, I'll get you a better pairthan these. - Okay.
Do you think it like seems wrong to throw everything away, like we're erasing her, you know.
It's our job.
- I bet this is her! I bet that's her! - Probably.
Look at this. Rose, look at this!
It's her daughter, I think. Shouldn't we do something, like try and find her?
It's none of our business, Norah.
- Norah! - What? What? What?
Just give me the dust pan!
I got it.
What if she doesn't know? I mean, wouldn't you want to know ifthis was mom?
Mom was not like this. Mom never would have been like this.
- Winston? - Hi.
- Hi! I spoke with you on the phone, I'm Rose Lorkowski.
- Hey, Rose. Hi, how you doing? - Hello!
So, our situation is that we are doing some postmortem kind of specialized clean-up stuff
- and we had this really difficult... - Smelly.
Really smelly job, where this woman had died and she had been there for a while and...
- It's a decomp. - Yes, a decomp!
- Follow me! - It'sthe lingo, I guess.
You have your general purpose cleaners, yourextraction cleaners, your odor control.
Disinfectans, stain removers and shampoos.
Steamers, buffers, foggers, that kind of stuff's right here, for rent or purchase.
And quick absorbing sawdust, that's good for vomit. Personal protective gear's right there.
If you have any questions, just come find me.
- Cut it out. - What do we need?
Suits. Protective wear or something.
- Winston! - Hey, how you doing Carl?
Have you heard there's a couple of amateurs poaching iobs?
- No, I didn't. - Bruce said they did a decomp for 500 bucks!
Yeah, what do you wanna bet they threw all that shit right in the dumpster.
Well, I certainly hope not. What else you got there?
I got 5 gallons of quick dissolve, and this here.
- Have a good day. - You too, brother. See you soon, Carl!
Rose!
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ofthose. - Five.
I have that puzzle. It's a tough one.
I got lost in the fur and gave up.
- That's 68,24. - Do you like cats?
- Nice going, you freaked him out. - I asked him ifhe liked cats, he seems nice.
You wanna bring these back when you're done? Rules and regulations bio cleanup. You know.
For you. How much wasthat, again?
Turns out it's against the law to throw bio hazards in the dumpster. Who knew?
How perfect was he with the one arm?
The creepy guy, you know. I wonder ifhe was born like that?
- He wasn't creepy. - Dude, he has one arm.
- They think we're a couple ofhacks. - We are a couple ofhacks.
- Okay, here it is. Let me out here. - Why?
Because I got shit to do. Okay? I got a thing.
- I'm dropping Oscaroff at seven. - You got classtonight?
- Mortgage lenders and financing. - Mortgage lenders?
Well, Heather's pregnant again. Do you know that?
He's never gonna leave her. You're pathetic.
Wiseman.
- Why are you following me? - I'm not following you.
- You're following me! - No.
- You're following me! - No, I'm not.
- You're not? - Following you, no.
I'm sorry.
- I really thought you were following me. - That's all right.
- No. It's not moving. - Maybe if we push the alarm.
I'm sure it'll start up again in a minute.
- Again, I'm really sorry. - Don't even worry about it.
You have nice veins.
You should give blood.
Could you check ifthere's any messages for me? Room 211. Okay. Thank you.
I am strong. I am powerful. I am a fucking looser.
Sunshine Cleaning. Nice!
Yes. Thought we'd put a positive spin on things. My son drew the design.
Hey, there. That's a real nice job you did there!
- Where's your arm? - Oscar!
- That's all right! - I'm sorry.
- It's kids. - Kids.
- He's cute. - Thank you.
I was hoping that I could put some ofthese out by the register?
Sure. Put them right overthere.
This is great, but you guys might wanna consider getting out there and really marketing yourselves.
- Marketing ourselves? - Like Funeral Homes, property managers,
You know, you can get in with the insurance companies. They'll throw you a ton of work.
- Really? Insurance companies. - Oh, yeah.
That's good. That's a really good idea.
- You guys have your B.B.P. Right? - A.B.B. What?
- Your B.B.P., Blood Bom Pathogens certification. - No, I don't.
I could sign you up for the next seminar, if you like.
Yeah. I'd like.
- Okay. - Thank you!
You're welcome, Rose from Sunshine Cleaning. You gotta love that!
Sorry!
- I think you're gonna like this econo line. - Oh, yeah?
The girls have gotten into theirown business. They're doing crime scene and trauma clean-up.
It's a real growth industry.
- Sounds kind of gory. - Yeah, it can be. Can be.
We're gonna be taking some contaminated materialsto the incinerators,
so we're gonna need some space in the back.
There you go!
- How much is it? - It's 1999.
Wow! Any room to come down on that?
That's the ground floor. I'm probably gonna have to lose money on this one.
I just wanna make room for some new product.
- We can pay cash! - We have some cash.
- We have some cash we can put down. - Cash is good!
Look at all this rust here, on the thing.
- Character! - That's bullshit.
We were just at Motor Mart, down on Lomas. They had a Chevy G series for 1900 dollars.
- Power steering? - Oh, yes!
That's hard to believe!
- What'sthis? - That's a CB.
What you do with that is, you push down on that thing and hold that otherthing down
and it makes yourvoice go up in radio waves. It goes right into the heavens.
- Heaven? - Uh, huh!
- How about a test drive? - Great!
Here you go!
Let's review a few simple P.P.E. Rules again, and don't forget that's Personal Protective Equipment.
Fifty-four, fifty-five.
Oh, shit! Shit! Fuck! Shit!
Wait. You think I don't know?
You may have been hot shit in high school, but what are you now?
Nothing.
Okay, you got 20 bucks and you wanna buy 3 pizzas.
The pizzas cost 3 dollars a piece. No, let's make that 5 dollars a piece.
- You got a coupon that takes 2 dollars off. - Okay, 2 dollars.
The delivery boy shows up, he's a friend from school, he's very very poor,
so you give him a tip of 5 bucks.
- Okay, 5 bucks. - What do you end up with?
Okay, you have 2 dollars left and you spend 18.
- You just figured that out? - Yeah, it's not that hard!
There's Frank.
That's it, there's our shrimp! Looking pretty damn good!
Shove it in there. How many boxes do we got?
See? That'sthe difference between an ordinary person and a person with business acumen.
That's a good word foryou to remember: "Business acumen". We're gonna be rich, pal!
We're gonna make the money grow, because this is the smart way.
It's capital and you don't spend it. You invest it.
So that way, we can get the new SP250 and have money left over.
What are you talking about?
The binoculars grandpa's getting me for my birthday.
What binoculars grandpa's getting you for your birthday?
These binoculars. They've got some internal stabilizerthing. It's electronic.
So if you're in a speed boat or something, it won't matter.
And then when it's really cold out side, they won't freeze.
Honey, listen to me.
Sometimes grandpa promisesthings and he really wants to make it happen.
- You know? - No, he's really gonna get them!
- He has a plan. - He has a plan?
- Oh, no. - Oh, yeah!
Okay, if you say so.
Squeeze that for me.
Again.
- Don't be nervous, people do this all the time. - I'm not nervous. I'm fine.
That's the needle? It's a fucking cocktail straw!
Trust me, I'm really good at this.
- Okay. - Isn't that fun?
I think you might have oversold it.
- There's a thing tonight. It's never mind! - What?
No, it's nothing. It's just my friend.
- What is it? - You wouldn't like it.
I might like it.
- I knew you wouldn't have any fun here. - No, I'm having a good time.
- Oh no, thanks. - It's just Lambs breath, it's mellow.
Yeah, thanks.
- Straight edge? - No. I'm just...
- What? - You'll just think it's weird.
No, I like weird stuff!
Sometimes I think that when you get high orwhen you drink,
- When you alteryour consciousness... - You don't drink either?
No. Ljust think that when you do stuff like that, it weakens you psychically,
like it creates cracks, and then bad stuff can seep into those cracks,
and maybe never go away.
- It's weird. - I'm sorry.
You should probably just tell people you're a Mormon!
Maybe.
Your boyfriend is winning the necklace game.
He's not really my boyfriend.
Yeah, you just tickled my neck a little bit!
You still have yourwhole necklace.
I like the white ones.
I'm gonna try a white one.
- It's pretty good. - I need some beer.
- This is Carrie Flemming... - What are you doing?
Tragedy truck today when an out of control driver crashed into this auto shop, killing one employee.
- The driverapparently suffered a heart attack... - Hello!
- Unbelievable. - Yeah, I'm watching it now. Okay! Alright.
Dude, get off!
Guy's driving down here and has a heart attack.
Comes right through the front window at a high rate of speed
and hits one ofthe employees in here.
Poor guy's in about 5 pieces and there's quite a bit ofblood.
You guys are B.B.P. Certified, right?
We adhere to all properprocedures when handling potentially hazardous situations.
- We're very professional. - I thought you went to that thing.
I did. I'm not done yet.
It's fine, trust me. If you could get the wet-vac and the burn box!
- Are you guys all finished up in there? - Yeah.
Great, then I can handle it from here. Great!
What's a bastard? Jeremy told me I was a bastard. So, what's a bastard?
It just means your mom wasn't married when she had you. It's no big deal.
In a couple of years you're gonna find it's a free pass to cool. Right?
Probably start a band called "Bastard Son". You'll use it to impressthe chicks.
The whole bastard thing is working for you. You're the coolest bastard I know.
- Really? - Yeah!
Hello, Sunshine Cleaning.
Of course! 2327 GroveAvenue. Okay. No, we got it. Thank you. Goodbye.
- What was that? - Asuicide.
It's a good thing.
Oh, man! Okay.
Stay in the van, okay? If you get thirsty, there's some soda in the blue cooler.
- Okay, sweety? - Okay.
- Hi! Mrs. Davis? - Yes.
- We're the cleaning crew. - Yes, I wanted to give you the keys.
- Okay. - In the den, where my husband...
I had bridge, and when I...
- Do you need me to show you? - Oh, no. No. We can find it.
Okay. That's good then.
My son-in-law is coming to take me to lunch at the Howard Johnson's.
They have such nice rolls at the Howard Johnson's.
Mrs. Davis? Would you like me to sit with you for a little while?
- Yes dear, I believe I would. - Okay.
Bye.
- Is she okay? - Yeah, she'll be okay.
- Why is that lady so sad? - Herhusband died and she misses him.
Maybe we could let her use our CB and then she could talk to him.
Tengo mariscos para ustedes. At a very good price.
Cien dolares para usted. Y, amigo, I can give you a deal.
Smell these shrimp. Take a whiff ofthese shrimp.
- Oh, this one? - Yeah, it's good.
- Oh, no. - Por què no?
- Porque no. - No, dìgame.
- Hello! - Hey, it's me.
- Norah? Isthat you? - Yeah. Have you ever been trestling?
When you're at the crime scenes, are the bodies still there?
No. The bodies are gone. But it's weird, because we're like connected to them,
in this strangely intimate way and... I don't know, I guess it's weird.
I've seen a dead body once though.
- Really? - My mom.
She was in a movie ofthe week once.
- Really? - Yeah.
There was this bunch ofHollywood people, and they were filming in Old Town.
And they saw my mom and they just thought she was beautiful, and talented,
because they gave her a speaking part.
- Oh, yeah? - Do you wanna hear it?
- "I recommend the pecan pie." - I recommend the pecan pie?
- Yeah, it was her line. That was it. - That's pretty cool.
It was on TV and everything.
Me and Rose didn't see it. But Rose said that mom talked about it all the time.
I don't remember. I don't remember her much at all.
But I have a box ofherstuff. It's just things that she touched. And little things.
- How did she die? - It was a do it yourselfkind ofthing.
I think the train is coming.
Yeah, it is. Okay, this is where we climb. Up to that girder.
What was I before I was born?
What happens when we die?
- I'm not climbing up there! - Come on, this is trestling!
This is what it's all about. It's like this big pissed off God,
and he's right up in yourface like screaming at you.
He's so close, you can smell the metal on his breath!
If you already live in heaven, where do you go when you die?
Can you see everything down here?
Rose?
- Hey, beautiful! - Hi.
I started thinking that you were on a date or something.
- I got you something. - Yeah?
Yeah. It's for your business cards.
You put your cards in there and... I don't know, impress people.
- It's beautiful. - You don't like it?
Look, this thing that we've been doing, it's not...
- Let's not do that. - I don't want this anymore.
So that's it?
That's it then.
- Brown orflowery? - Brown.
You sure?
Alright, good call.
- Could you go get your stufftogether? Please. - Okay.
Thank you.
- Sunshine Cleaning. - Hello, this is Henry Schmidt at State Farm.
- State Farm? Oh! Hi! - I spoke with you about a month ago.
Yeah, what can I do for you?
We've got a house we need to turn around and our regular guys are busy in Santa Fe today.
- Thought I'd give you a call. - Today?
Yeah, the house's at Sixty TowerAvenue, inAntilope Springs.
Alright, thank you. Bye-bye. Shit!
- Blow offthe shower! - I can't blow it off! I RSVP'd.
- Just tell him we can't do it, Rose. - This is an insurance company, Norah!
They could throw us a tone ofbusiness. This is our in!
Yes, it's our in! So, don't go to the damn baby shower!
Norah, these are my old buddies from high school, it's really important for me.
Just go and get it started and I promise I will come and help you finish it up. Okay?
- Fine. Fine! - Thanks!
- Oh! Pee-ew. - Stay out here.
- But, why do I... - Because I said so. Stay here!
Dad! Daddy! Oh, shit! Dad!
Oh, shit! Damn it, you scared the shit out of me!
- I'm busy here! - Dad, what are you doing?
Those goddamn restaurant bastards wouldn't buy my shrimp!
Gave me this crap about the board of health or some bullshit.
They shut me out! They got some kind of goddamn restaurant syndicate. I'm sure ofit!
- Dad, I need you to watch Oscar, today. - I can't.
- Why? - I can't. I'm busy today!
Dad, come on! I'm kind ofin a bind right now!
Well, it's though bringing up a kid by yourself, isn't it? Try two!
I'm over here!
- Hi! - Hi!
Look, I was wondering if Oscarcould hang out here with you for a while.
Ah! I don't think...
See, I have this baby shower, and Norah has a job and my dad is incapacitated.
- So, would that be okay? - Yeah, sure!
You are a lifesaver!
- You did your hair different. - Yeah, I did. Do you like it? It's, you know.
- Yeah, I do. - Okay. Alright. You be good, okay?
You be good. And I will be back as soon as I'm done with everything. Okay.
- You good? You okay? Thank you so much! - You are welcome.
It's okay, Rose. Okay.
Alright. A Porsche, great!
Hi, it's good to see you!
Everybody here's fantastic. Hello, everybody!
So Rose, how are you doing? Are you still cleaning houses?
- No, that was just a temporary thing. - Rose has gone into real estate.
- Really? - Actually, I own my own business.
What kind? Is it a real estate business?
No. It's a biohazard removal and crime scene clean up service.
It's a real growth niche industry. It's highly competitive and technical.
And what is that exactly? Abiohazard removal whatever...
Alot oftimes, when people die, it can be kind of messy.
So, we go in and we clean up the mess and make sure that everything is clean and sanitary.
Because people don't realize the safety risks involved with the removal ofblood and body fluids.
I cannot imagine. You like doing it?
Yeah, I do.
We come into people's lives when they have experienced something profound and sad.
They've lost somebody.
And the circumstances are always different but that's the same. And we help.
In some small way we help.
- What'sthat? - That is a propeller.
And when I'm done prepping this wing, that will go on the end.
- Like that? - Yeah.
- It doesn't fly. - Right, like my helicopter.
It must be hard to build models with just one hand.
It is.
Yeah.
No, no, no! Come on, kitty!
Here kitty, kitty!
Come here, good kitty!
Come on. Did you get left behind? You are the sweetest thing.
You are the cutest thing ever.
Did you get left behind, little kitty?
Oh, shit! Okay, can you stay there and...
Come on! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck!
Please help! No! God dammit!
I've taken 5 different chocolate bars and melted them in these diapers.
You can taste, look and smell, and the first to guess all 5 correctly, wins.
Crunchy poop!
- Switch, switch! - Did you take pictures?
- Paula? - Didn't you try it?
I'm sorry, I need to go. There's somewhere that I need to be, so...
No, you can't leave now, we're just starting to play the games!
Yeah. Well, yeah.
Norah!
- Norah? What happened? - It was an accident!
- You did this? - It was an accident!
- Oh, my God! - It was an accident, Rose!
Oh, my God! Norah? What the fuck happened? Come out here. Get out ofthis car!
- How did you do this? - Rose, you've got to calm down!
I'm not going to deal with this by myself! No, I'm not going to calm down. Fuck!
- It was an accident! - Oh, my God!
Spread it out! Spread it out! People come on!
Winston! Winston!
- Sorry! - Hey, Rose. You okay?
It's just everything's really horrible right now.
- Oscar's asleep in the back. - Okay, good.
You see, Norah ruined everything. She burnt down a house.
- She burnt down a client's house! - Yeah.
- How do you know? - Carl told me.
- How does he know? - It's his job. It's what he does.
We burnt down a client's house.
- How do you get around that? - Insurance.
I thought I'd get a better rate once I was certified.
There's not a lot that I am good at.
I'm good at getting guys to want me. Not date me or marry me. But want me.
I am good at that.
And cheering. I was really good at cheering.
- Cheering is good. - Yeah, but it's not as marketable as you'd think.
- Hey, Dad. - Hi!
- Do you mind keeping an eye on Oscarfor awhile? - Yeah, sure!
I just gotta go get a couple of my shifts back.
Don't go back to being a maid. That's not a good job for you!
Dad, I need a job.
I owe like 40,000 dollars on that house and that's on top of everything else, so...
You're not gonna earn 40,000 dollars by cleaning houses.
I'll figure out something to do. I will.
- Can I make a sandwich? - Yeah, go ahead, you know where everything is.
Go make up with your sister!
- She's your sister! Go make up with her. - Dad, please.
- What'sthis? - Just open it.
- Why do you have my mom's I. D? - I found it, at work.
Me and Rose did a job awhile back, and there was a woman, who had...
We're supposed to throw everything away, but she kept these pictures of you, and I...
- This is herfanny-pack? - I couldn't throw them away.
You were following me that day.
I should have told you. I'm so stupid, ljust got scared and...
I didn't know what the situation was between you and your mom.
I don't know what went on, but ljust thought that of everybody, that...
- That I would understand. - You would understand?
My mom was a pathetic drunk.
I'm an idiot. I thought that you were interested in me.
I just wanted to do the right thing.
- Please don't. - Don't call me.
- You got that? - Yeah, it's fine.
I'm sure I'll be able to turn this around pretty quick, so...
Thank you. For everything.
Are you coming to my party?
We are having Oscar's birthday party at Hinkle's on Saturday.
- It'd be great if you came. - Sounds like a blast.
Yes!
I know what you're thinking Oscar, but the ones we saw at the store
were full of gimmicks. They didn't have the heft that these have.
They didn't have the weight. There's no history.
- Is that an old Zeiss? - Yeah.
- Some classic binoculars you got there! - Cool!
Sorry, I'm late. Oh, look at you! Birthday noogies!
- Hi, Dad. - Hi, dear.
Where are you going?
Get it together, Rose.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I know that you think that I ruined everything
and that I fucked up, really huge and I'm sorry, okay?
You know what I don't get, Norah, isthat I asked you to do one thing.
I can't even ask you to do one thing without you messing it up.
It's not like I don't have enough to deal with in my own life,
but now I have to take care of you on top ofit, and I can't.
- It'stoo much, I can't do it. - I'm not asking you to.
- This business was everything to me. - Well, why weren't you there?
I was going to be there. I told you I was gonna be there.
You couldn't just wait to burn the house down?
Yeah, but you weren't there and I couldn't do it by myself.
I should have been there but, I really wanted to go to that baby shower.
It was stupid.
I just didn't want those girls looking at me, like I was just a maid.
You're betterthan them, Rose.
- What are you gonna do now? - I don't know.
They said that I could have my old job back if I wanted.
I can put in a good word for you.
I don't need you to take care of me, anymore.
It's not your job. It neverwas.
Somebody had to take care of you.
You know what I remember about herfuneral?
My shoes. They were too small and my feet hurt. That's what I remember.
You know what I remember?
You wouldn't take your shoes off afterthat.
You wore them forever, it drove me crazy.
- I'm still mad at you. - Alright.
- Like really mad at you. - Okay.
- I hear you make model airplanes? - Yeah.
- Isthere any money in that? - No, not really.
- Honey, what did you get? - Winston gave it to me.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Are you going to open my present? - Okay.
The guy said that if you're careful, they'll last like a whole month.
- So you can't shower and shit! - That's good!
Now, these are guaranteed to make you look like a total bad ass!
- What doesthat say? - Little bastard.
- Custom made! - That's cool, Norah, it's...
I'm thinking oftaking a road trip.
- Where? - How?
In the van.
- No, I'm selling the van. - What?
Don't sell the van.
- I can't afford the payments. - Just wait a while.
Just give me a break, please!
It's your birthday! It's your birthday today! Happy birthday!
It's yourbirthday with Hinkle's fun center group! So happy birthday to you!
- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday, Oscar!
Pick up, pick up!
- Hello? - Norah, turn on the TV, channel 65.
What do you have that's sweet?
I'd recommend the pecan pie.
Alright.
One pecan pie coming up.
Hello?
Mom?
Today was Oscar's eighth birthday
and we did a big thing for him at Hinkle's.
And Winston came.
After dinner Norah and Oscar played Centipede and
putASS astheir initials and got in big trouble by the manager.
I don't know if you're in heaven or not.
But I know that you're not here.
And that istoo bad for you.
Because you really missed out.
You've missed out on some real great stuff.
I hope you can hear me.
- Hi, Dad! - Hi.
- I have to talk to you. - Okay.
I have to move in with you and Oscarforawhile.
- Why? - Just temporarily, until I get my own place.
- You lost the house. - No.
- How could you lose the house? - I didn't lose the house.
I sold the house. I had a very good business opportunity and I took it.
- I hope it's not shrimp. - No. It's nothing fly by night.
I have a good partnerwho knows the ropes, and I'm going to be working underthem.
Dad!
- Since 1963? - Yeah, it gives a sense of stability.
- People like that. - It's a lie.
It's a business lie. It's different from a life lie.
- Okay, I can live with that. - You'll be the boss.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Alright, then.
You get used to it.