(humming and brushing)
(spitting)
(crashing)
- Well, I guess they're staying yellow!
(violin music)
- Good morrow, my orange friend.
I'm Honeydew. My brother and I are etiquette coaches
by trade, and we are just arrived to the kitchen.
- How do you do?
- Oh, how do you do, Honeydew? (laughing)
- My name is not Honeydew, my name is Honeydon't.
- Ha, ha, ha.
You see, it is word play. I, Honeydew, demonstrate the
correct behavior, while my brother, Honeydon't,
demonstrates the incorrect behavior.
Ha, ha, do you get it? The word play?
- Yeah, I get it. Where's your brother, Honey-do-do?
(laughing)
- This orange, why, he's downright rude.
- Indeed.
- Hey, wanna watch me chew with my mouth open?
(burping)
(laughing)
- Brother, I do believe that we
have hit the etiquette motherload.
- Hey, what'd you say about my mother?
(laughing)
(burping)
- Indeed, we have Honeydew.
Let us perform the spiel.
(electronic music)
- Allow me to demonstrate the
correct behavior in regards to burping.
First, you should try to cover your mouth, and when--
- With what, my hand?
(laughing)
- The orange makes a valid point, brother.
- Shhh!
Orange, you may use any of a variety
of nearby objects to cover your burp:
a napkin, a handkerchief or--
- A squirrel? A fish? Your brother?
(loud burping)
(smashing)
- Hey!
(laughing)
- You guys are right.
Burping is way better this way!
Hey, hey Bear, come over here. I gotta burp.
- [Bear] No! Leave me alone!
(laughing)
- We're best friends.
- Brother, I believe I've failed
to get through to him.
- It's time for the Honeydon't stick.
Orange, when you behave poorly
and exhibit bad manners, do you
realize how you appear to others?
- I don't know, probably like an orange, kind of round.
(laughing)
- No, well, yes, but... uh, nevermind!
I will now demonstrate your behavior
so you may witness it as others see it.
- You're gonna do an impression of me?
- Indeed.
- Woohoo! I love impressions of me!
Do Christopher Walken next.
- I will not do Christopher Walken next!
- That doesn't even sound like Christopher Walken.
(grunting)
- Brother, please. Keep your cool.
Behave yourself.
- Ah, can we hurry this up honeydews?
I gotta take a honey-poo.
(laughing)
- Here it goes:
Hey, hey! I'm orange.
And I like making loud noises and burping.
(fake burping)
(laughing)
- That's pretty good, but it's much more like this:
(loud burping)
(laughing)
- Also, I laugh really often and really loud.
This is all behavior that inevitably
gets on other peoples' nerves.
- You tell him, Honeydon't.
- Yeah, tell him!
- What are you talking about?
I'm telling you.
- Huh?
- This is all for you, Orange.
- I thought it was for someone named Him.
- You are him!
- No, I'm an orange.
- What?
- I asked you first. (laughing)
Hey, hey honeydews, hey!
- Huh?
- Knock, knock.
(growling)
- Who's there?
- Bumblebee ghost.
- Bumblebee ghost, who?
- Honey boo! (laughing)
- That's not even how a knock knock joke works!
- Geesh, no need to be such a honey-shrew.
(laughing)
- Ugh!
- Brother, come. Let us leave this kitchen.
This orange is obviously beyond help.
- No! We can't leave him like this.
We must try harder.
- Do you guys have a pet cow?
'Cause his name would be--
- Let me guess: Honey-moo?
- No, I was gonna say Pedro,
but Honey-moo is way better.
Honey-moo! (laughing)
- Ugh! That's it!
- Brother, please, behavior yourself.
- I will not!
Never in my life have I experienced
a poorly-behaved, hopeless case as this orange.
We are good at what we do.
Are we not, brother?
- We are.
- We are and the fact that you can't be helped
is not a reflection upon our abilities
as etiquette coaches, but rather,
is a reflection upon you, Orange, you.
- I see your point.
- Really? You do?
- Yeah.
- We've done it, brother.
We've reached the unreachable.
- Huzzah!
- No, I see your point!
(slicing)
- Ahhhhhh!
(slicing)
- Ahhhhh!
- I heard yelling. What happened?
- A freres pear was just pared, Pear.
(laughing)
- Ugh, why do I even ask?
(burping)
- Oh, that was a good one. (laughing)
- Icecapades?
Listen, whichever one's the most manly,
let's just go with that.
(whipping)
- [Pear] Orange, put your tongue back in your head!
- Can do, through my eye socket. (squishing)
Ahhh!
- Listen, I'm done messing around.