我的爸爸是森林之王
哈里森博士，站住 Dr. Harrison, stop.
你逃不掉的 You can't run forever.
博士，你无路可逃了 There's no escape, Doctor.
跟我们走吧 You're coming with us.
别用飞镖枪，我们已经让他走投无路了 Don't use your dart gun. We got him cornered.
啊！煮熟的鸭子飞了… Argh! We were so close...
爸爸 Daddy.
- 嗯？ - 爸爸 - Hmm? - Daddy.
[十二年后]
亚当·哈里森！ Adam Harrison!
嗯？哦，怎么了先生？ Huh? Oh, yes, sir?
别在留堂时睡觉 No sleeping in detention.
利用这段时间做一些有益的事 Use this time for something productive.
什么？ What?
后面是怎么回事？ What's going on back there?
太恶心了！ That's disgusting!
亚当，怎么了？ Adam, what's the problem?
看来有人在我的头发里粘了六包口香糖 It looks like someone stuck six packs of gum in my hair.
我什么都没看到 I didn't see nothing.
托尼， Tony,
到办公室去 go to the office.
别这样！ Not again!
哦！ Ow!
你死定了，打小报告的！ You're dead, snitch!
哦，哦！ Ow. Ow!
天哪，我是怎么了？ Holy crap, what's happening to me?
哦！ Oh!
看他的鞋子！ Look at his shoes!
嗯？什么…什么？ Huh? What... What?
注意点怪胎 Spaz alert.
他以前和我上过历史课 He used to be in my History class.
这就是为什么我换了班 That's why I changed classes.
他没什么朋友 He's got like no friends.
嘿，亚当，你还好吗？ Hey, Adam. Are you okay?
别跑，我又吃不了你 Don't run, I don't bite.
嗯，看看这是谁 Well, look who it is.
你怎么样了打小报告的？ How ya doing snitch?
离我远点 Leave me alone.
嘿，拖把头，你在干嘛？ Hey there, mop-top, whatcha doin'?
你要躲进管理员的壁橱里吗？ Are you on your way to the janitor's closet?
因为你看起来就像一个拖把！ 'Cause you look like a mop!
好主意！ Good one!
说真的，那算是个好主意吗？ Seriously, that counts as a good one?
饶了我吧！ Give me a break!
好球！ Good one!
太棒了 That's a good one.
放开我！ Get off me!
什么？你又要去出卖我吗？ What? You gonna rat me out again?
很难说，这要视情况而定 Hard to say. It depends on the circumstances.
答错了，打小报告的！ Wrong answer, snitch!
住手！ Stop!
好吧，已经够你受的了 Okay, you've had enough.
给，我来帮你 Here, let me help you.
看他的鞋子！真是个怪胎！ Look at his shoes! What a freak!
哦，嘿，你忘拿背包了！ Oh, hey, you forgot your backpack!
唰…唰！两分！ Cha-ching! Two points!
混蛋… Jerks...
又是那些男孩干的吗？ It was those boys again wasn't it?
不是，我跟你说过的，我和我朋友 No, I told you. I was playing soccer
踢足球时，球打在我脸上了 with my friends and the ball hit me in the face.
哦，是吗？和你哪些朋友在踢足球？ Oh, yeah? What friends of yours play soccer?
呃…英国人… Uh... The British ones...
我的伙伴们，但他们称足球为“橄榄球” My mates. But they call soccer "football."
哦，是吗？这是怎么回事呢？ Oh, do they? And how did this happen?
足球是一项危险的运动 Soccer can be a dangerous sport.
亚当，别胡闹了 Adam, quit messing around.
我们该怎样把它们弄掉呢？ What are we going to do about this?
要么把它剪掉，要么就把它咬掉 Either we chop it out, or we chew it out.
我提议咬掉 I vote chew.
啊，我建议剪掉 Ugh. I vote chop.
转过去 Turn around.
你长着这么漂亮的长发 You had such nice, long hair.
至少他们再也不会取笑我的头发了 At least they can't make fun of my hair anymore.
天哪！ Holy crap!
亚当，你要迟到了！ Adam, You're gonna be late!
我马上就下来！ I'll be down in a minute!
亚当… Adam...
这可不行 That's not gonna work.
怎么要这么久？ What's taking so long?
你没事吧？ Are you all right?
我没事！ I'm fine!
我认为你做的肉饼不太合我的口味 I guess your meatloaf didn't agree with me.
我以为你钟爱我做的肉饼 I thought you loved my meatloaf.
爱就太夸张了，我喜欢而已 Love is a strong word. I like it.
不，喜欢也太夸张了 No, like's too strong.
嘿，我讨厌你做的肉饼 Hey, I hate your meatloaf.
什么？ What?
听着，我做的肉饼是… Listen, my meatloaf is...
哦，亚当 Oh, Adam.
- 干嘛？ - 那顶帽子… - What? - That hat...
怎么了？ What about it?
那是你爸爸的 That was your father's.
哦，抱歉 Oh, sorry.
为什么你要道歉？ Why are you sorry?
我不知道 I dunno.
他死了，我不是有意想让你伤心的 He died. I didn't mean to make you sad.
他是个了不起的人 He was a great man.
我希望知道他的事 I wish I knew him.
我把你的头发剪得太草率了 I did a sloppy job on your hair.
我肯定是累糊涂了 I must have been more tired than I thought.
给，戴回去吧 Here, let's put this back on.
你戴起来很好看 It looks good on you.
快点，你上学要迟到了 Now hurry up, you're going to be late for school.
我才不信，你不喜欢我做的肉饼 I can't believe you don't like my meatloaf.
我告诉你一个秘密，妈妈 I'll let you in on a secret, Mom.
没人喜欢你做的肉糕 Nobody likes your meatloaf.
好吧，嗯，享受你的午餐吧 Okay. Well, enjoy your lunch.
是肉饼吗？ It's meatloaf, isn't it?
嗯，可能是 Mmm. Could be.
所有有权势的人都有一个共同点 All powerful men have one thing in common.
伟大的发型 Great hair.
历史上的一些伟人 HairCo toupees have been worn in secret
私下一直戴着假发 by some of the greatest men in history.
但你们不属于历史 But you're not here to be a part of our past,
你们生在未来 you're here to be part of the future.
别搞错了，先生们，头发是一项增值的行业 Make no mistake, gentlemen, hair is a growth business.
恐怕我们得先保管下你们的相机了 I'm afraid we'll need to ask you for your cameras.
嗯？ Huh?
小林先生，我必须再次强调 Mr. Kobayashi, I must insist.
哦 Oh.
哦 Ooh.
这就是魔法产生的地方 This is where the magic happens.
未来没有假发，没有，没有，没有 The future isn't toupees, no, no, no.
未来在于生长出真正的头发 The future lies in growing real hair.
我们不是在谈论令人尴尬的植发 We're not talking about embarrassing hair plugs,
无用的头皮按摩器，或者奇特的洗发水 useless scalp massagers, or fancy shampoo.
我们说的是基因工程 We're talking about genetic engineering.
操纵DNA的最新进展 State of the art DNA manipulation.
我们正临近于一项重大突破 We're on the verge of a major breakthrough
这将改变数亿人的生活… that will change the lives of hundreds of millions of people...
并且在这个过程中会给我们带来财富 And make us a fortune in the process.
比林斯利博士是我们实验研发的负责人 Dr. Billingsley is our head of experimental research and development.
啊，一个热心的年轻实习生来了 Ah, here comes one of our eager young interns.
嗯，比林斯利博士？ Uh, Dr. Billingsley?
这样我就能上赛迪特大学了，对吗？ I'm getting college cedit for this, right?
当然 Of course.
哦，好的，我只需要你在我的工作阅历表上签个名 Oh, okay. I'll just need you to sign my work experience time sheet.
站在“X”标记上 Stand on the "X."
等一下，你不是要开枪打死我吧… Hold on, you're not going to shoot me with...
哦！ Ow!
哎哟！ Ouch!
哦 Oh.
哇 Whoa.
哦！ Oh!
哦！ Ooh.
现在，你可能会有轻微的烧灼感 Now, you may experience a slight burning sensation.
但不必担心 But don't worry about it.
救我！ Help me!
正如你所看到的 As you can see,
我们仍在完善配方 we're still perfecting the formula.
一旦我们完成，人们就会为此支付任何东西 Once we do, people will pay anything for it.
真正大发特发 The real money is in big hair.
嗯，减少百分之五氟锑酸 Hmm. Reduce fluoroantimonic acid by five percent.
在这所学校中我们绝对不能容忍 We have a no fighting policy at this school,
打架事件 zero tolerance.
你打架了，你就得被退学 You fight, you're suspended!
你被退学了！ You're suspended!
你听见我的话了吗？退学！ Do you hear me? Suspended!
你真有趣 You're so funny.
嘿，你日后最好小心点，打小报告的 Hey, you better watch your back, snitch.
亚当·哈里森 Adam Harrison.
我认为这是你的包 I believe this belongs to you.
名牌上有你的名字 Nametag was on the inside.
哦，谢谢，先生！ Oh, thank you, sir!
别再把它丢到篮筐里了 Don't be throwing it into basketball hoops anymore.
什么？我为什么要把自己的包丢进篮筐里呢？ What? Why would I throw my own bag into a basketball hoop?
谁会知道你们这群孩子为什么要这么做呢？ Who knows why you kids do anything?
亚当，你就是我们所说的… Adam, you are what we call a...
米尔德丽德 Mildred.
嗯，我们这几天说的浮游生物是什么意思来着？ Uh, what are we saying instead of spazoid these days?
嗯，通常是有缺陷的人，先生 Uh, normally challenged, sir.
哦，还有，嗯… Oh, and, uh...
我该怎么解释“没有朋友的失败者”呢？ How would I say "friendless loser"?
中度社交障碍 Mid-level acquaintance deficiency.
亚当，你有中度社交障碍的缺陷 Adam, you have mid-level acquaintance deficiency.
有治疗这种缺陷的药吗？ Do they make a pill for that?
没有，先生 No, sir.
显然，我们为你做不了什么了 Apparently, there's nothing we can do for you.
这种行为需要停止 This acting out needs to stop.
但是，先生… But, sir...
在这所学校里我们不允许打架 We have a no fighting policy at this school.
绝对不能容忍，你打架了，你就得被退学 Zero tolerance. You fight, you're suspended.
被打也视为打架吗？ Getting beat up counts as fighting?
一个巴掌拍不响 A fist can't punch without a face to receive it.
没打架就不会被打 No fighting means no fighting.
哦，还有，亚当？ Oh, and, Adam?
怎么了，先生？ Yes, sir?
我们也绝不能容忍戴帽子 We have zero tolerance on hats.
别戴帽子进学校 No hats in school.
还得要理发 And get a haircut.
什么… What...
嗯？ Hmm?
嘿，哈里森，你害得我退学了！ Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended!
你应该高兴才对，你讨厌上学 You should be happy. You hate school.
我老爸会杀了我的 My dad's going to kill me.
他规定我只能打十次架 He's got a 10 strikes policy,
而这次正是第十次 and this is strike 10.
拜托，伙计们，你们也听到琼斯校长说了，不能打架 Come on, guys, you heard Principal Jones. He said no fighting.
他说不能在学校区域打架 He said no fighting on school property.
看我怎么样？ How do I look?
你是个蠢货亚当 You look like stupid Adam.
这顶帽子真烂 This hat sucks.
住手 Stop!
那你就死定了！ That's it, you're dead!
快点，抓住他！ Come on, let's get him!
快抓住他！ Come on, get him!
别让他跑了 Don't let him get away.
好了，伙计们，拜托，你们玩的够开心了 Okay, guys, come on. You've had your fun.
你不知道这是怎么回事吗？ Don't you know how this works?
我们抓住他了，伙计们！ We got him, boys!
这才是有趣的环节 This is the fun part.
放开我！ Get off me!
怎么回事… What the...
哦，哦… Oh, oh...
快追！ Come on!
我怎么了？ What is happening to me?
哦，不… Oh, no...
你总会有出来的时候的 You gotta come out sometime.
对，我们等着你出来 Yeah, and when you do, we'll be waiting.
今天是周五，整个周末他都可能带着那儿 It's Friday. He could be in there all weekend.
我们真的要在这里等三天吗？ Are we really gonna wait here for three days?
不，别管他了 Nah. Forget him.
我们去爱畜动物园看山羊吧 Let's go bug the goats at the petting zoo.
[216信箱途径 99号公路]
- 你有没有想过要告诉我什么？ - 哦！ - Were you ever going to tell me? - Oh!
亚当！你吓了我一跳 Adam! You startled me.
你说爸爸死了！ You said Dad was dead!
- 亚当… - 如果他死了，他为什么会写信给你呢？ - Adam... - If he's dead, why is he writing letters to you?
这是两周前的信！ This one is from two weeks ago!
亲爱的雪莉，我很遗憾听到 "Dear Shelly, I'm sorry to hear
亚当在学校过得不开心 "Adam is having a hard time at school."
- 真的吗？ - 不是你想的那样 - Really? - It's not what you think.
你觉得我不想见他吗？ You didn't think I'd want to meet him?
你觉得你可以一直保守着他的秘密吗？ You thought you could keep him to yourself?
亚当，你爸还活着 Adam, your dad is alive.
我只能告诉你这些 That's all I can tell you.
- 你在跟我开玩笑吗？ - 我知道很难接受 - Are you kidding me? - I know it's hard,
但你得相信我 but you've got to trust me.
相信你！你就是个骗子！ Trust you! You're a liar!
你跟我撒了一辈子的谎！ You've been lying to me every day of my whole life!
亚当，拜托… Adam, please...
我以为你是我唯一可信任的人 I thought you were the one person I could trust,
但你和其他人一样 but you're just like everybody else.
嗯 Hmm.
我恨你！ I hate you!
亚当，不，拜托… Adam, no, please...
嘿，孩子，你没事吧？ Hey, kid. You okay?
我只是想回家 Just trying to get home.
你这么大点就要搭便车吗？ Ain't you a little young to be hitchhiking?
我年纪这么小被困在路边 I'm a little young to be stranded at the side of the road,
还在倾盆大雨中感冒了 catching a cold in the pouring rain.
是啊，我想是吧，你去哪？ Yeah. I guess so. How far you goin'?
呃，八十九号公路 Uh, Route 89.
什么？你在开玩笑吗？那儿离这儿有一百英里 What? Are you kidding? That's 100 miles from here.
那你能带我走吗？ So can you take me?
外面冷得要命 It's getting awfully cold out here.
我不清楚… I don't know...
谢谢，我真的很感激你 Thanks, I really appreciate it.
嘿，我不记得我有说过‘我要带你去的 Hey, I don't remember sayin' I'd take you.
噢，拜托！如果我死于肺炎 Oh, come on. You'd hate yourself
你会恨自己的，那都是你的错 if I died of pneumonia and it was all your fault.
好吧！关门 All right! Close the door.
亚当？亚当，你醒了吗？ Adam? Adam, are you awake?
我们能谈谈吗？ Can we talk about this?
亚当？ Adam?
哦，不，不，不！ Oh, no, no, no!
嗯，这样下去你看的都是像这样的森林 Well, you don't see many forests like this anymore.
嗯，你朝任何方向走两周，看到的都是树 Huh. You walk two weeks in any direction, and all you'd see is trees.
我告诉你，孩子，你是不会想在这儿绕来绕去的 I'm telling you, you wouldn't want to get turned around out here, kid.
不，你不会迷路 No, you wouldn't.
嗯，看起来好像… Well, it looks like...
是的，就这里！终于到了！ Yes, it's here! This is it!
就这儿吗？ This is it?
我都不知道真会有人住在这里 I didn't know people actually lived out here.
是的，呃，终于到家了 Yep, uh, home sweet home.
终于到家了吗？你家的房子在哪儿？ Home sweet home? Where's your house?
我家的房子…我家的房子在那边…绕过一段路 My House... My house is over there... Back a ways.
嗯 Hmm.
不管怎样，谢谢你，再见 Anyway, thanks. See ya.
好的，照顾好自己，孩子 Okay. Take care of yourself, kid.
有人吗？ Hello?
你去哪儿了？小松鼠伙计？ Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude?
嘿，等等！回来！ Hey, wait! Come back!
这不公平 That's not fair!
朝任何方向走两周，你看到的都是树 Walk two weeks in any direction and all you'll see is trees.
哇 Wow.
有人吗？ Hello?
哇！ Whoo!
有人吗？有人在这儿吗？ Hello? Somebody there?
这可不好玩，谁在那儿？ This isn't funny. Who's there?
哇 Whoa.
她带走了我的狗，我的房子 ?? She took my dog, my house
我的卡车 ?? My pickup truck
但不管她怎么说 ?? But no matter what she say
都不能带走我的牛仔靴 ?? Can't take my cowboy boots away ??
哇！ Whoa!
天啊！那到底是什么？ Holy cow! What in the heck was that?
嗯？好吧，知道了… Huh? Well, I'll be...
不在服务区吗？拜托，你这废物！ No service? Come on, you piece of junk!
愚蠢的智能手机！ Stupid smartphone!
九一一，你有什么紧急情况吗？ 911, what's your emergency?
紧急情况就是我看见了一只大脚怪 My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot!
我在行车记录议上目睹了整个过程 I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam.
大脚怪吗？先生，这是报警电话，不是用来恶作剧的 Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for emergencies, not for prank calls.
喂？ Hello?
该死，总会有人相信我的 Dang blame it, somebody's got to believe me.
国家询问报，我能帮你什么吗？ National Enquirer, how can I help you?
别挂断电话，你要相信我 Don't hang up. You gotta believe me.
我打电话是因为我看到了一只真正的大脚怪 I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot.
请稍等，我帮你转接 Please hold, and I'll put you through
毛茸茸的怪物，沼泽生物，和不明飞行物 to Hairy Monsters, Swampthings, and UFOs.
大脚怪吗？ Bigfoot?
对，大脚怪 Yes. Bigfoot.
别钻牛角尖了，我们十年前就已经放弃了对大脚怪的搜索 It's a dead end. We gave up the search for Bigfoot 10 years ago.
恕我直言，如果这件事是真的，我们必须将它据为己有 With all due respect, if this thing is real, we have to have it.
这是我们一直在寻找的基因纽带 It's the genetic bridge we've been looking for.
哦，不，不，我不会再浪费一大笔钱在另一场徒劳的追查上 Oh, no, no. I'm not wasting a fortune on another wild goose chase.
想想看把那些头发的生长潜力植入到DNA中 Think of the hair growth potential locked in that DNA.
就不再需要喷剂和遮秃假发了 No more sprays. No more toupees.
只会有真正的头发 Just real hair.
拜托，比林斯利，你可是个科学家 Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist.
是什么让你如此肯定这不是又一次的恶作剧呢？ What makes you so sure this isn't just another hoax?
看看这张照片里的小孩 Looking at the kid in this photo,
你还会有什么的其他结论吗？ could there be any other conclusion?
嗯 Hmm.
是我想要的那个人吗？ Is that who I think it is?
我们觉得是 We think so.
那么我只有一个问题了… Then I only have one more question...
谁拍的这张照片？ Who took this photo?
那么，亲爱的，你是说你看到了大脚怪吗？ So, sugar, you say you saw Bigfoot?
- 是的，夫人 - 它会出现在报纸上吗？ - Yes, ma'am. - And it's going to be in the paper?
- 他们说会上报的 - 哦！你会出名的 - That's what they said. - Ooh! You going to be famous.
真令人兴奋，这里什么事都没发生过 It's so exciting. Nothing ever happens up here.
这对生意有好处的 This is going to be good for business.
嗯？哦，那些是什么人？ Huh? Oh, what's that?
我跟你说过什么？ What did I tell you?
- 泰迪！ - 干嘛？ - Teddy! - What?
涨价！ Raise the prices!
就出现在这儿 It happened right here.
看看刹车印 Check out them skids.
我急刹车，差点撞到我的保险杠！ I hit the brakes so hard, I almost flipped my rig!
先生… Sir...
我们找到些东西 We got something.
[哈里森] [伍德布里奇街51号]
嗯 Mmm.
有人吗？ Hello?
哈里森太太在家吗？ Mrs. Harrison?
搜查房子 Check the house.
我想我们有所发现 I think we got something.
汽车开走了，没有母亲的踪迹 Car's gone. No sign of the mother.
离我远点！救命！ Stay away from me! Help!
别再靠近我了！ Don't come any closer!
什么…你是什么人？ What... What are you?
嗯，我，呃… Well, I'm, uh...
我不知道该怎么跟你讲… I'm not sure how to break this to you...
但我是你爸爸 But I'm your dad.
爸爸？不，你不是！ Dad? No, you're not!
他在哪里？你对他做了什么？你吃了他吗？ Where is he? What did you do with him? Did you eat him?
没有，我发誓，亚当，我是你爸爸 No, I promise, Adam. I'm your dad.
别再说了！退后！ Stop saying that! And back off!
哦，放松，小刺客，别把我给吓死了 Ooh, easy, killer. Don't twig me to death.
冷静点，你没什么好害怕的 Calm down, you have nothing to fear.
你从哪儿弄来这些的？ Where did you get these?
你妈妈寄给我的 Your mother sent them to me.
我不喜欢这些照片 I hate this picture.
- 那是你吗？ - 是的 - That's you? - Yep.
这是你，我，还有你妈妈 It's you, me, and your mom.
那时你六个月大 You were six months old.
哦，伙计… Oh, man...
我爸爸是大脚怪吗？ My dad is Bigfoot?
- 是的 - 我的生活能再糟糕点吗？ - Yep. - Could my life get any worse?
嘿，亚当，你爸爸很有名，但不像摇滚明星那样的 "Hey, Adam, your dad's famous, but not like a rock star,
更像是一只藏在森林里的可怕野兽 "more like a hideous beast that hides in the forest."
可怕吗？有点夸张了吧 Hideous? That's a bit strong.
你在开玩笑吗？你可是个怪物 Are you kidding? You're a monster.
我明白你为什么要逃跑了 I can see why you ran away.
哇，我没有因为我是大脚怪而离开家 Whoa. I didn't leave because I'm a bigfoot.
我离开是因为我被人追捕 I left because I was being hunted.
- 打猎吗？ - 听着 - Hunted? - You see,
一家制药公司想把我当成实验室鼠一样来实验 a pharmaceutical company wanted to turn me into a lab rat.
我离开是为了保护你和你母亲 I left to protect you and your mother.
我们没有告诉你，是为了你的安全着想 We didn't tell you for your own safety.
你说的实验鼠是什么意思？ What do you mean, a lab rat?
你妈妈知道你跑到外面了吗？ Does your mom know you're out here?
知道，她给了我地址 Yeah. She gave me the address.
她叫我一个人… She told me to come out here...
来的 Alone.
亚当，你在骗我 Adam, you're lying to me.
你和妈妈一直都在对我撒谎 You and mom have been lying to me my entire life.
我们别无选择 We had no choice.
你不知道这对我们俩来说有多煎熬 You have no idea how hard it was on both of us.
那我呢？ What about me?
当你需要我的时候我不能在你身边，这让我伤透了心 It broke my heart that I couldn't be there when you needed me.
亚当，这很严重 Adam, this is serious.
告诉我你是怎么找到我的 Tell me how you found me.
我找到了你的来信 I found your letters.
你来这儿太冒险了 You took a big risk coming here.
你妈妈一定很担心 Your mom must be worried sick.
嗯？ Hmm?
- 这是怎么回事？ - 只是例行检查 - What's going on? - Just a routine check.
常规检查吗？在我看来不是这样的 Routine? It doesn't look that way to me.
你是雪莱·哈里森吗？ Are you Shelly Harrison?
干嘛？你是警察吗？ What? Are you a police officer?
我得请您关掉引擎然后走出车子了 I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your engine and step out of the vehicle.
嗯，好吧 Hmm. Okay.
夫人，你这是徒劳 Ma'am, it's futile.
我建议你下车吧 I suggest you get out of the car.
她把所有东西都寄给我了 She sent me everything.
而我觉得还不够，她为你感到骄傲 I couldn't get enough of it. She's so proud of you.
我一直以为妈妈把这些都扔了 I always thought Mom threw these out.
每一件都没扔掉 Not a single one of them.
那我会怎样？ So what about me?
我会变成…你这样吗？ Am I gonna be... Like you?
不会，你没什么好担心的 No. You've got nothing to worry about.
你已经十三岁了… You're already 13...
- 那又怎样？ - 嗯… - So what? - Well...
你现在已经有症状了 You'd have symptoms by now.
哦，你是说像一夜之间长出许多头发吗？ Oh, you mean like hair that grows a foot overnight?
还有撑破我鞋子的大脚吗？ Feet that blow through the ends of my shoes?
是这种事吗？ That kind of thing?
我要变成一个怪物了吗？ I'm going to be a monster?
没那么糟 It's not so bad.
怎么会没那么糟呢？ How is it not so bad?
我会像动物一样躲在森林里度过一生吗？ Spending the rest of my life hiding in the forest like an animal?
冷静，你还有别的症状吗？ Slow down. What else do you have?
你的头发，脚，耳朵什么的有变化吗？ The hair thing, the feet. What about your ears?
当肾上腺素升高时，你的听力有变化吗？ When your adrenaline's up, does your hearing change?
有时会变得非常吵 Sometimes it gets super loud.
就像偏头痛之类的 Like a migraine or something.
你最后一次刮你手上的毛是什么时候？ When's the last time you shaved your hands?
什么？从没刮过！ What? Ew! Never!
但是你刮过你后背吗？ But you shave your back?
没有，我从来没刮过任何地方 No. I don't shave anything.
这太神奇了，我的手和背是最先生出毛的地方 This is amazing. My hands and back are where it started.
到我十二岁的时候，每个周末我都在用胶带来去掉我的毛 By the time I was 12, I was waxing my back every weekend with duct tape.
但你不同 But you're different.
就像你身上拥有着所有特质，但没有长出茸毛 It's like you've got all the good stuff, but none of the fur.
这些“特质”怎么讲？ How is any of this "good stuff"?
做一个大脚怪有很多好处 There's a lot of good things about being a bigfoot.
你的腿还可以站立不是吗？ You're standing on that leg, aren't you?
你…你治好了我的腿 You... You fixed my leg.
那怎么可能呢？ How is that possible?
触摸就会愈合，快速成长的头发，大脚… The healing touch, fast growing hair, big feet...
这一切都与心境有关 It all goes with the territory.
我的天啊，你是干嘛的？ Holy moly. What are you?
某种毛茸茸的巫师吗？ Some kind of hairy wizard?
哈，没什么好兴奋的 Ha. Nothing that exciting.
我们得弄清楚你还能做到些什么 We've got to find out what else you can do.
紧握住这个 Hang on to this.
握住它干嘛？ What's it do?
哇…哇！ Whoo-hoo!
哇！ Whoa!
怎么回事？好痛！ What's going on? It hurts!
放松些… Just relax...
那也太不负责任了！你差点杀了我！ That was so irresponsible! You could've killed me!
这是肾上腺素的缘故 It's the adrenaline.
冷静点 Calm down.
深呼吸 Take a deep breath.
就这样，并且去聆听 That's it. And listen.
哇，是啄木鸟 Whoa. It's a woodpecker.
把注意力集中到那儿 Focus over there.
那是…你叫它什么来着？ That's a... What do you call it?
- 间歇泉 - 就像在我眼前似的 - A geyser. - It's like I can see it.
声音在你脑海中绘出一幅画 The sound makes a picture in your head.
海豚和蝙蝠也有类似的能力这叫做回声定位 Dolphins and bats have something similar called echolocation.
很酷吧？ Pretty cool, Huh?
我认为，嗯，蝙蝠侠很酷… I guess. Well, Batman's cool...
海豚人，没那么酷 Dolphinman, not so much.
还有你的脚…告诉我你有试过吗？ And your feet... Tell me you've tried them?
把鞋脱了，伙计 Ditch the shoes, buddy.
- 啊！ - 什么？ - Ah! - What?
很冷 It's cold.
- 尽量跟上我 - 嗯？ - Try to keep up. - Huh?
- 哇…哇！ - 等待！ - Whoo-hoo! - Wait!
哇…哇！ Whoo-hoo!
这太神奇了！ This is amazing!
感觉不错，不是吗？ Feels good, doesn't it?
是啊！这感觉太棒了… Yeah! It's the greatest feeling in the...
哇…哇！ Whoo-hoo!
哇！ Whoo!
哇…哇！哦！ Whoo-hoo! Oh!
哇… Whoo...
哎哟，伙计，哦 Ouch, buddy. Oh.
我很抱歉，我应该提醒你的 I'm so sorry. I should've warned you.
你首先得避免头撞树上 You've gotta avoid smashing head first into the trees.
我想我已经完成了一天的大脚教训了 I think I'm done with bigfoot lessons for the day.
还有一件事 There's one more thing.
是不是要用头撞碎任何东西？ Does it involve smashing head first into anything?
不，我能和动物说话 Nope. I can talk to animals.
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding?
看着 Just watch.
嘿，史提夫，过来 Hey, Steve, come over here.
那么你对她说了什么？ So what did you say to her?
我喜欢 I love it.
我只听到它啾啾叫，我可做不到 I just hear chirps. I guess I don't have that one.
试一下吧，这里的秘密是要慢慢来体验的 Give it a shot. The secret here is to slow things down.
很高兴终于见到你了，亚当 Nice to finally meet you, Adam.
你本人比照片更好看 You look better in real life than in your photo.
- 不可能 - 是的 - No way. - Yes way.
它说话了！ It works!
很…高…兴…见…到…你！ It... Is... Nice... To... Meet... You!
你不必那样讲话 You don't need to talk like that.
他们听得懂你在说什么 They understand you just fine.
我算什么？我不会说话吗？ What am I? Chopped liver?
该死，他都没介绍我！ Sheesh. He doesn't even introduce me!
树也在说话吗？ The trees talk too?
这个地方就像一部迪士尼电影！ This place is like a Disney movie!
你好…哦！ Hello... Oh!
树可不会说话，笨蛋 Trees don't talk, you stupid idiot.
那是特拉伯 That's just Traber.
你好，哦！ Enchante. Ow!
哦，好了，这是我可爱的妻子，小茶 Oh, yeah. This is my lovely wife, Weecha.
她也很欢迎你 She's also enchanted.
哦，你好 Oh. Hello.
很高兴终于见到你了，亚当 Nice to finally meet you, Adam.
你爸爸一直都在念叨着你 Your dad talks about you all the time.
每个真正的男人都得有儿子 Every real man has a son.
我的孩子也快出生了 I got kids on the way myself.
都是男孩 All boys.
我们哪会知道 We don't know that.
我能看得出来 I can tell.
最近好吗，伙计们？在里面长大变壮了对吗？好样的 How you doin', fellas? Gettin' big and strong in there? Good.
我不得不说… I have to say...
- 这孩子看起来不象一个大脚怪 - 特拉伯 - The kid doesn't look like a bigfoot. - Traber!
干嘛？我只是实话实说而已 What? I'm just calling it like it is.
你们都看看，这才是大脚怪 You've all got eyes. This is a bigfoot.
这是个男孩无疑是个人类 This is a boy. It's Humans 101.
别听特拉伯的，这没人愿听他讲话 Don't listen to Traber. Nobody here does.
你开玩笑吗？我就像这里的老大！ Are you kidding? I'm like the boss around here!
森林里的每个人怎么都在打断我讲话 Everybody in this forest hangs off my every word.
他总是那样吗？ Is he always like that?
这里不错 What a place.
我开始喜欢这里了 I'm starting to like it here.
别跑，不要背对着他 Don't run and don't turn your back to him.
哦，不，他可真大！ Oh, no. He's a big one!
小心点，爸爸！不要… Careful, Dad! Don't...
演得不错，威尔伯，满分！ Nice performance, Wilbur. 10 out of 10!
嗯，谢谢，我一直在练习 Well, thanks. I've been practicing.
你可真胡闹！我心脏病差点都出来了 You jerk! I almost had a heart attack.
没什么好害怕的 Nothing to be afraid of.
这是威尔伯 This is just Wilbur.
他是一只大泰迪熊，很可爱的 He's a big teddy bear, sweeter than a pot of honey.
我才不是 I am not!
好吧，也许我是 Okay, maybe I am.
这是我儿子，亚当 This is my son, Adam.
很高兴见到你，孩子 Pleased to meet you, kid.
山那边… Over the hill...
哦，你好 Oh, hello.
- 有两个… - 哦，慢点，蒂娜 - Two of 'em... - Wow, slow down, Tina.
别急慢慢说 Breathe through your nose.
我没时间说慢点了 I ain't got time to breathe through my nose!
我想说的是农夫有枪！ I'm talking' about rednecks with guns!
吼…吼，猎人！ Hoo-hoo, hunters!
猎人吗？我们应该躲起来吗？ Hunters? Should we hide?
没那必要 That won't be necessary.
朋友，说到吃汉堡包 I, my friend, am a connoisseur
我可是个行家 and when it comes to hamburgers,
这是一个美味的牛肉汉堡 this is a tasty piece of beef.
我以为你拿得是炸鸡汉堡 I thought you got the fried chicken.
我的意思是，不管是什么汉堡，都很好吃 My point is, whatever it is, it's delicious.
我们这已经三季没来过猎人了！ We haven't had hunters in three seasons!
蓝队三十二号，传给绿队一八〇号，抛球！ Blue 32. Green 180. Hut!
棒极了！ Yee-haw!
你会认为那是虐待动物，但她很喜欢那样 You think that'd be cruelty to animals, but she loves it.
我的意思是 My point is,
我们比他们聪明 we're smarter than them animals,
所以他们应该死定了 so they deserve to die.
那是信号 That's the sign.
这是一个狗咬狗的世界，我的朋友 It's a dog-eat-dog world, my friend,
但我不吃狗肉 but I ain't eat in' no dog.
这又让我想吃我的汉堡了 Which brings me back to my hamburger.
那是鸡肉汉堡 That would be a chicken burger.
管它什么汉堡 Whatever burger.
哦！ Oh!
我来！ I got it!
我先看到的！ I saw it first!
我们抓到他了，朋友！ We got him, my friend!
我告诉过你我们身上得沾点熊的尿液 I told you dousing ourselves in that bear urine
这会使我们不易被察觉 would make us in-detectable.
就像隐形人 Like the Invisible Man.
哦，你说的没错，伙计 Ooh, you were right about that one, buddy.
我们把它挂墙上前，要先确定下它已经死了 All we gotta do before we mount it on the wall is make sure it's dead.
我们来看看 Let's take a look.
好了，他死了 Yup. He's a goner.
我喜欢消灭自然界最强壮的动物！ I love destroying nature's most majestic creatures!
快点，过来，该自拍了！ Come on, get your butt in here. Selfie time!
我要把它上贴到脸谱网上 I'm gonna post that up on Facebook,
然后让粉丝们进来看看 and watch the likes come rollin' in.
哦，别在贴子上标注我！ Oh, don't you be tagging me!
我妻子以为我参加了社区学院的课程… My wife thinks I'm down at the community college studyin' to be an...
僵尸熊！ Zombie bear!
他是不死熊！ He's undead!
我确实打中它了！ I did poke it!
滚出去！ And stay out!
打得好，亲爱的 Nice shot, honey.
他们暂时不会再回来了 They won't be coming back for a while.
这是我见过的最有意思的事了！ That was the best thing I've ever seen!
至少你们知道如何过得快乐 At least you guys know how to have a good time.
我们非常快乐 We make the most of it.
终于有了爸爸真是太好了 It's nice to finally have a dad.
那么，儿子，我们必须弥补下失去的时光了 Well, then, son, we've got to make up for lost time.
好吧，我们要先做什么呢？ All right. Where do we start?
不知道 I don't know.
好吧，那么你能想到最适合父子间做的事是什么？ Okay, so what's the best father-son thing you can think of?
嗯…呃…想打棒球吗？ Hmm... Uh... Want to play baseball?
- 当然，何乐而不为呢？你有球吗？ - 嗯 - Sure, why not? You got a ball? - Hmm.
哇，如果我一开始就知道你必须削一个球出来 Whoa, I would have picked a different activity
我会选别的活动玩的 if I'd known you had to whittle a ball from scratch.
这就是这儿的生活方式 That's how things work around here.
必须自给自足 You have to rely on yourself.
是啊，我猜你不会在互联网上订购吧 Yeah. I guess you can't just order it off the Internet.
互联网是什么？ What's the Internet?
你从来没有听说过互联网吗？你跟我开玩笑吗？ You've never heard of the Internet? Are you kidding me?
亚当，我是在开玩笑 Adam, I'm joking.
我知道互联网是什么，来吧！ I know what the Internet is. Come on!
我空间里有很多朋友呢 I have tons of friends on My Space.
现在的网络跟以前的有所不同了 Things have changed a little bit.
等你回家时你就会明白了 You'll see when you come back.
哦，亚当，我告诉过你，我不能回去 Oh, Adam, I told you. I can't.
对不起，我懂你的感受 I'm sorry, I know how you feel.
来吧，儿子，给我看看你都学到些什么 Come on, son, show me what you got.
好的，爸 Okay, Pops.
嗯？ Huh?
喔，也许我们该玩点别的 Whoa, maybe we should try something else.
嗯 Hmm.
哇…哇！ Whoo-hoo!
哇！ Whoo!
哇，这感觉很棒 Whoa, that felt great.
啊，来吧，我跟你赛跑 Ah, come on out, I'll race you back.
好吧，老头，加油吧 All right, old man, bring it on.
我歇一会 Give me a second.
怎么了，你累了吗？ What's wrong, gettin' tired?
你想得美 You wish.
哇…哇！ Whoo-hoo!
嘿，不公平！ Hey, no fair!
你纯属作弊！ You totally cheated!
我们平局 We'll call it a tie.
哇！这是你做的吗？ Whoa! Did you make this?
当然了，你会玩吗？ Sure did. So do you play?
哦，是的，我喜欢吉他！ Oh, yeah. I love guitar!
不错，呃 Yeah, uh,
弦尽量不要压得太紧 try not squeezing so tight.
好的，留一点空间…对，对，哦！不错 Yeah, leave a little space... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Okay.
我觉得跑调了 I think it's out of tune or something.
你是真的会弹还是就为了耍酷？ Do you play or is it just to look cool?
好吧，你可以来评断 Well, you'll be the judge.
天哪！ Holy crap!
嗯，我有很多时间来练习 Well, I've had lots of time to practice.
你能教我怎么弹吗？ Can you teach me how to do that?
嗯，或许可以多教我些摇滚乐 Well, maybe a little bit more rock and roll.
当然，我非常乐意 Of course, I'd be happy to.
你得和我一起回家 You have to come home with me.
哦，亚当，我也希望自己能回去，但那不安全 Oh, Adam, I wish I could, but it's not safe.
我们可以保守秘密，没人会知道 We can keep you a secret. No one will ever know.
他们甚至不知道你还活着！ They don't even know you're alive!
海尔公司会发现我的 HairCo will find out.
我敢肯定他们一直在监视你和你妈妈 I'm sure they've been monitoring you and your mom.
他们很无情，我亲眼所见 They're relentless. I've seen it firsthand.
当时我在医学院的时候 When I was in medical school,
我就开始研究我头发生长的原因 I started studying my hair growth,
拼命想弄明白发生在我身上的事 desperately trying to make sense of what was happening to me.
我发现血液中有一种罕见的DNA突变 I discovered a rare DNA mutation in my blood
引发了尼安德特人特征的复苏 was triggering a resurgence of Neanderthal features.
每天我都变得越来越像大脚怪 Every day I was becoming more of a bigfoot.
海尔公司发现了我的实验 HairCo found out about my experiments.
起初他们想雇佣我 At first they tried to hire me
但我拒绝了，我的实验室被洗劫一空 but when I declined, my lab was ransacked,
我所有的研究都被偷了 and all my research stolen.
那时起事情真的失控了 That's when things got really out of control.
他们威胁你妈妈 They threatened your mother.
我们到哪都会被跟踪 We couldn't go anywhere without being followed.
我明白了保护你安全的唯一方法就是消失 I knew the only way to keep you safe was to disappear.
他们为什么没来跟踪我？难道我们没有相同的… Why didn't they come after me? Don't we have the same, uh...
DNA，是的，但那是你小时候 DNA. Yes, we do, but when you were younger,
遗传信息还没有被激发 the genetic mutation hadn't activated yet.
我敢肯定他们在洗劫房子时发现了一些你的遗传特质 I'm sure they found some of your genetic material when they ransacked the house.
但那时候你看起来完全正常 But back then, you'd have seemed totally normal.
那一定是他们放弃追查我们的原因 That must be why they left us alone.
也是我不能回去的原因 And it's the reason I can't come back.
太危险了，如果让他们怀疑我还活着 It's too dangerous. If they even suspect I'm alive,
他们会不惜一切代价得到他们想要的 they'll stop at nothing to get what they want.
是你 You.
你在这儿干嘛？ What are you doing here?
当然是为了全日制早餐 All day breakfast, of course.
我开玩笑的，请坐，哈里森太太 I jest. Please sit, Mrs. Harrison,
这样我们就可以来解决下你失踪孩子的问题了 so that we might solve the problem of your missing boy.
他讨厌那张照片 He hates that photo.
你指望我相信你是来帮我找孩子的吗？ You expect me to believe you're here because of my son?
哦，你明白我的意思 Oh, you got me.
我不在乎你儿子 I don't care about your son,
但是如果我们找到他，就能找到你丈夫 but if we find him, we find your husband.
我丈夫吗？ My husband?
他过世很久了，你知道的 He died a long time ago. You know that.
是的，嗯…不 Yes, well... No.
一些新的证据引起了我的注意，请读标题 Some new evidence has come to my attention. Please read the headline.
婴儿从南瓜里出生 "Baby born in a pumpkin."
另一个标题 The other headline.
大脚怪吗？真的吗？ Bigfoot? Really?
你丈夫失踪前，他一直在做一些奇怪的实验 Before he disappeared, your husband was working on strange experiments.
研究着一种我们从未见过的毛发 Studying hair growth. Hair like we've never seen.
也就是说，是大脚怪的毛发 Hair like that of say, a bigfoot.
真是太巧了，你说呢？ Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say?
你儿子碰巧出现在十年里大脚怪第一次显身的地方吗？ Your son happens to show up at the first Bigfoot sighting in 10 years?
我不认为你丈夫是在研究大脚怪 I don't think your husband was studying Bigfoot.
我觉得他就是大脚怪 I think he is Bigfoot.
哈！别再说不必为你准备美酒佳肴了 Ta-da! And you said I don't wine and dine you anymore.
有些怪怪的 Something isn't right.
我就知道你会这么说 I thought you might say that.
完美大餐 Perfect-issimo.
这是给我美丽的妻子 A beautiful meal for my beautiful wife,
和我即将出生的儿子们的美餐 and my soon-to-be-born sons.
儿子们快吃光它们，在这些垃圾里没人会吃不饱 Eat up boys, no runts in this litter!
嘘，我是认真的，这些黑车在这里干嘛？ Shh, I'm serious. What are all these black cars doing here?
哦，不 [失踪儿童 亚当·哈里森 奖金：10，000美元] Oh, no.
我知道，他讨厌那张照片 I know. He hates that photo.
那是大脚怪的妻子 That's Bigfoot's wife.
我们要找到他才能离开这儿 We're not leaving until we find him.
如果有必要可以毁掉这片森林 Tear the forest down if you have to.
该死，这看起来也太养生了吧 Yuck. Looks way too healthy.
嗯，是的，味道也不错 Well, it is. And tastes good too.
哦，你没有肉吃吗？ Ooh, don't you have any meat?
恐怕是没有 I'm afraid not.
在这儿你必须当素食主义者 You kind of have to be a vegetarian out here.
你吃掉他们中的一个会带来所有人的不断提问 You eat one of those guys and everyone starts asking questions.
哦，不，谁吃了特拉伯？ Oh, no, who ate Traber?
特拉伯在哪里？你看到特拉伯了吗？ Where's Traber? Have you seen Traber?
你可以尝试跟他们讲道理 You can try to reason with them,
但没人在意他们是否好吃 but nobody cares that he's delicious.
你要知道，我也试着想告诉他们 I am trying to tell them, you know,
在老特拉伯身上撒点盐和胡椒 a little salt and pepper on the old Traber,
那一定很棒，他们可不想听这些 it's so good. They don't want to hear it.
哦，我知道那会很尴尬的 Oh, I see how that could be awkward.
哇，好烫 Whoa, hot.
烫但是好吃，对吧？ Hot but good, right?
不…只有烫而已 No... Just hot.
你得承认 You have to admit,
总比妈妈做的肉饼好吃吧 it's better than Mom's meatloaf.
同意，那里面放的到底是什么东西？ I'll give you that. What is in that stuff anyway?
汽车轮胎，湿纸板箱和很多番茄酱 Car tires, wet cardboard boxes and lots of ketchup.
我们有麻烦了 We got a big problem.
这是什么？ What's this?
我们看到了亚当的妈妈，他们把她锁在拖车里了 We saw Adam's mom. They got her locked in a trailer.
- 雪莉？ - 妈妈？ - Shelly? - Mom?
别急，这儿有更糟的事 Hold on, it gets worse.
有很多穿西服的人朝这边来了 There are a bazillion dudes in suits heading this way.
抱歉…我… I'm sorry... I...
你把他们引到我们这儿来的 You led them right to us.
而且更糟糕的是，你把你的母亲置于危险之中！ And what's worse, you put your mother in danger!
- 我… - 亚当，你都做了些什么？ - I... - Adam, what have you done?
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to.
有因必有果 Actions have consequences.
你不该来这里 You should never have come here.
嗯，你最好做些什么 Well, you better do something.
如果他们找到大脚怪，那就完了！ If they find Bigfoot, the jig is up!
这我能解决！ I can fix this!
你要干嘛？ What are you doing?
我会告诉他们我没事，不会有事的 I'll tell them I'm okay. It'll be fine.
不，亚当，你不知道你在和谁打交道… No, Adam, you don't know who you're dealing with...
注意安全 Please be safe.
在这边，你们已经找到我了！ Over here, you found me!
我是亚当·哈里森，那个失踪的男孩 Adam Harrison, the missing boy.
我一切都好，我们都可以回家了，哦！ Everything's fine. We can all go home. Oh!
妈妈！ Mom!
哦，感谢主，感谢主，感谢主 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
对不起，妈妈，我不该跑出来的 I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't have run away.
我应该告诉你真相的 And I should've told you the truth.
森林里有一百多个特工在找爸爸 There's a hundred agents in the forest looking for Dad.
亚当，嘘，小心说话 Adam, shh, watch what you say.
别担心，他们永远都找不到他 Don't worry, they'll never find him.
他躲在附近的喷眼下 He's hiding in the tunnels near the base of the waterfall.
嗯 Hmm.
全体注意 This is an all-call.
所有特工重新规划路线去往G16区域 All agents re-route to sector G16.
重复，战利品在G16，我马上就到 I repeat, the prize is in G16. I'm on my way.
听命令，调头，抓紧时间 You heard the man, turn it around. Double time.
大脚怪就藏在这儿 The bigfoot is hiding down there.
你还在等什么？快下去！ What are you waiting for? Get down there!
我听到些动静 I hear something.
是什么？ What is it?
有人把你推进游泳池了吗？ Someone push you in the pool?
亚当！别伤害他！求你了！ Adam! Don't hurt him! Please!
带她回家，这个男孩和我一起坐车走 Take her home. The boy rides with me.
你要带他去哪儿？ Where are you taking him?
别担心，我们就跟在你后面 Don't worry, we'll be right behind you.
我们需要聊一下 We're going to have a little chat.
最后一次机会，你爸爸在哪儿？ One last chance. Where is your father?
那样你就可以把他关进笼子里了对吗？ So you can lock him in a cage?
你父亲的DNA能帮助千百万人 Your father's DNA can help millions of people.
人们只是想要一头健康的秀发 People who just want a full head of healthy hair.
所以你只需要一些DNA然后放他走吗？ So you just take some DNA and let him go?
确切的说，我们将成为合作伙伴 Not exactly. We'll be partners.
你爸爸会专门为我们工作 Your dad will work exclusively for us.
省省吧 Give me a break.
亚当，听我说… Adam, listen to me...
他不是实验鼠，他是我爸爸！ He's not a lab rat. He's my dad!
我很清楚你对此次洽谈没什么兴趣了 It's becoming clear to me that you have no interest in negotiating.
放火，伙计们 Light it up, boys.
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
疯狂是个丑陋的字眼，我喜欢“激怒这个词” Crazy is such an ugly word. I prefer "motivated."
你永远抓不住他的，外面还有大片森林 You'll never catch him. There's too much forest out there.
哦，孩子，放火不是要烧他而是你 Oh, my boy, the fire's not for him. It's for you.
很高兴和你共事 Nice doing business with you.
不！ No!
哦 Oh.
救命！救我！ Help! Help me!
爸爸！ Dad!
坚持住！ Hang on!
不！ No!
太有先见之明了 So predictable.
爸爸，快起来，求你了 Dad. Come on. Please.
爸爸！ Dad!
任务完成，再见！ Mission accomplished. So long!
醒醒，亚当 Wake up, Adam.
醒醒 Wake up.
爸爸？ Dad?
他醒了，你没事吧？ He's awake. Are you okay?
我…我觉得没事 I... I think so.
好吧，那么，照顾好自己，孩子 All right, then. Take care of yourself, kid.
等等，你们去哪儿？ Wait, where are you going?
找个新地方重新开始生活 To find a new place to start over.
你们要离开这儿了吗？ You're just going to leave?
嗯，这里似乎没多少可留给我们了，不是吗？ Well, not much left here for us, is there?
走吧，伙计 Way to go, man.
嘿！等等 Hey! Wait.
站住 Stop.
嘿，我叫你站住！ Hey, I said stop!
嗯？ Huh?
如果你想咬下我的头，那就咬吧 If you're going to bite my head off, do it.
另外，我有话要说 Other wise, I've got something to say.
我有个计划不过我需要你们的帮助 I've got a plan but I need your help.
这是你的问题，不是我们的 It's your problem, not ours.
这关系到我爸爸而不是我 This isn't about me, it's about my dad.
这是我犯的错，不应该他为此付出代价 I made the mistake, he shouldn't have to pay for it.
你想让我们现在帮你摆脱困境吗？挺不错 So you want us to bail you out now? Nice.
我也不希望发生这种事 I didn't mean for this to happen.
我只是想来找我的家人，我很抱歉 I just came out here to find my family. I'm sorry.
对不起可不会熄灭我们的森林！ Sorry isn't going to unburn down our forest!
如果我能让森林恢复原貌，我肯定会去做，可我不能 If I could take it back, I would. But I can't.
拜托，伙计们，我需要你们的帮助 Please, guys, I need your help.
当动物对抗人类时 When animals go up against humans,
赢的总是人类 humans always win.
我不想最终变成一块熊皮地毯 I'm not gonna end up a bearskin rug.
如果你遇到了麻烦大脚怪是怎么做的？ What would Bigfoot do if you were in trouble?
他一走了之了吗？ Would he just walk away?
有时候要做一件正确的事很难 Sometimes doing the right thing is hard.
我不敢保证你不会有危险 I'm not going to tell you it won't be dangerous.
不过只要我们团结一致，我们才会有唯一的机会 But the only way we stand a chance is if we work together.
求你了，大脚怪需要你们的帮助 Please, Bigfoot needs your help.
这孩子说的没错，大脚怪需要我们 The kid's right. Bigfoot needs us.
我赞同他们，我加入 I agree with them, I'm in.
好吧，我们一起加入 All right then, we're in.
哇，慢着，我们不商量一下对策吗？ Whoa, wait, we're not even going to discuss it?
嗯，我也加入，只不过被你们先说了而已 Uh, I was going to say "in" too, you just said it first.
威尔伯你怎么想的？ What do you say, Wilbur?
嗯，好的 Hmm, okay.
我们去救大脚怪吧 Let's do it for Bigfoot.
我打算看上一整天 I could watch that all day.
太难以置信了！ It's incredible.
毛发体系的分子水平异变 The structure of the hair is different at the molecular level.
哦，哦！它醒了 Oh. Oh! It's awake.
啊，早上好，我亲爱的野兽 Ah, good morning, my dear beast.
或许我该叫你…哈里森博士吧？ Or should I say... Doctor Harrison?
放开我！ Let me go!
啊，啊，啊，冷静点 Ah, ah, ah. Calm down.
否则 Or not.
退后点！ Get back!
哦，不，不，不，没必要这样做 Oh, no, no, no. There's no need for that.
你知道那机器要花多少钱吗？ Do you have any idea what that thing costs?
我保证我们还会有一个的 I'm sure we've got another one.
哦，有钱真好 Ah, the benefits of being rich.
这东西，我才不在乎 This thing here, I have no idea what it is.
不过我们还是要换掉它的 But we'll replace it too.
这里唯一有价值的是我们的新朋友 The only thing of value here is our new friend.
你别妄想从我身上得到你想要的东西 You'll never get what you want from me.
我会与你战斗到底 I'll fight you every step of the way.
不，你不会的 No, you won't.
想知道我是怎么知道的吗？ You want to know how I know?
你的家人还在外面 Your family is still out there.
这与他们无关 Leave them out of this.
恰巧，我也用不着他们 Happily. I have no use for them.
但如果你让我们生计艰难 But if you make life hard for us,
我们也会让他们的生活不得安宁 we can make life very hard for them.
如果你肯合作的话… That said, if you cooperate...
我保证好好照顾你的家人 I promise to take good care of your family.
所以，大脚怪先生，你愿意怎么做呢？ So, Mr. Bigfoot, what will it be?
好了，伙计们，看来我们得搭便车了 Well, guys, it looks like we're going to have to hitch a ride.
明白 Got it.
- 干嘛？ - 要偷偷的上车 - What? - More of a covert ride.
明白 Got it.
好的，我们等会上最后一辆拖车，大家都准备好了吗？ Okay, we'll wait for the last trailer in the convoy. Everyone ready?
我打一出生就准备好了 I was born ready.
事实上，我早产了几周 Actually, I was born a few weeks early.
我需要更多的帮助才能开始… I needed a lot of help to get started...
- 闭嘴 - 你能闭上嘴吗？ - Shut up. - Will you shut up?
- 闭嘴 - 对 - Shut up. - Yeah.
什么？ What?
好了，伙计们，机不可失 Okay, guys, it's now or never.
你确定这么做吗？ Are you sure about this?
就现在 Now.
简直疯了，哇！ This is nuts. Whoa!
哇！ Whoa!
慢点！等等我！ Wait! Hold on!
威尔伯！跑快点！ Wilbur! Run!
你觉得我没在跑吗？ What do you think I'm doing?
哇，怎么回事？ Whoa, what was that?
你为何不去看看呢？ Why you don't y'all go check it out?
哦，为什么要我去？我撒了一身拿铁咖啡！ Aw, why do I have to go? I'm covered in latte!
你在喝拿铁？ You're drinking a latte?
有何不妥吗？ What's wrong with that?
好的，我们两去看看 Fine. Let's both go.
嗯 Hmm.
没事，走吧 All right, let's roll.
抓紧了，伙计们，这将是一次漫长的旅程 Hang on tight, guys. This is going to be a long ride.
快看史提夫，他很喜欢虫子 Check out Steve. He's loving it.
太棒了 This is amazing.
他大概厌倦了啄食谋生 He probably got tired of pecking for a living.
我提取了大脚怪的DNA I've extracted the bigfoot DNA
并将它拼接到分子序列当中 and spliced it into the sequence.
那你还等什么？ So what are you waiting for?
这需要立即进行测试 This needs to be tested immediately.
带实习生过来 Send in the intern.
呃，比林斯利博士吗？嗨 Uh, Dr. Billingsley? Hi.
我…我不是有意要打扰你 I... I don't mean to bother you,
但我真的需要你在我的考勤表上签字… but I really need you to sign my time sheet...
不，又来！ No, not again!
哎哟！我得打电话给我的学术顾问 Ouch! I need to really call my academic adviser.
嗯 Hmm.
哦！哦！怎么回事？ Oh. Oh! What's going on?
我的毛发，长出来了 My hair, it's growing.
难以置信！ Incredible!
成功，但我仍在精调基因序列 It will be, but I'm still fine-tuning the genetic sequence.
我们很接近了，但我需要更多时间来研究大脚怪 We're close, but I need more time with Bigfoot.
我们离成功不远了 We're closer than we've ever been.
你得昼夜不停地工作 I want you working around the clock.
任何人都不能休息，不能回家，直到我们攻破这项实验 Nobody rests and nobody goes home until we've cracked this thing.
先生？ Sir?
格雷格，格里，你们有什么新鲜事吗？ Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys?
这家伙喝了拿铁 This guy drinks lattes.
噢，得了吧！你答应过不提的 Oh, come on. You promised to let it go.
嗯，假…装…不知道 Well, lah-di-dah.
啊！你在耍我吗？ Ah! Are you kidding me?
我们怎么去找他？这地方太大了！ How are we going to find him? This place is gigantic!
嘘，让我集中下注意力 Shh. Let me concentrate.
你还需要多长时间完成他的DNA排序？ How much time do you need to finish sequencing his DNA?
目前进展神速… The ongoing mutations are...
…我看不见他，我们得靠近点 I can't see him. We've got to get closer.
史提夫，毁掉摄像头 Steve, take out those security cameras.
我能搞定 I'm on it.
其他人，跟我来 Everyone else, come with me.
破玩意！ Piece of junk!
嗯 Hmm.
先生？ Sir?
听到了，技术支持部门吗？这里的系统出了点问题 Yeah, tech support? There's something wrong with the system here.
所有的监视器都坏了 All the monitors are on the fritz.
你有检查过它们是否都插上电源了吗？ Have you checked if they are all plugged in?
当然都插上电源了！ Of course they're plugged in!
我们把它撞碎怎么样？ What do you say we smash it down?
全程潜行 Stealth all the way.
让开，孩子，让专业人士告诉你该怎么做 Step aside, kid. Let a professional show you how it's done.
你从哪儿弄来的面具？ Where'd you get that mask?
姑娘，你还有很多地方不了解我 Girl, there's a lot you don't know about me.
舔，粘，划 Lick, stick, and cut.
哦，见鬼 Oh, shoot.
防线遭到破坏 We've got a perimeter breach!
磨尖指甲来这儿办坏事就是个错误 The wrong thing to do here would be to start pointing fingers.
小心…小心…到处都是碎玻璃 Careful... Careful... There's broken glass everywhere.
这是常规的故障检修流程 This is standard troubleshooting procedure.
百分之九十的几率，是有些东西没插电源 Ninety percent of the time, something is unplugged.
如我所说，所有的东西都插上了电源！ Like I said, everything is plugged in!
救命！技术支持部门！快下来！ Help! Tech support! Get down here right now!
对不起，先生，我在印度，我已经尽力了 I'm so sorry, sir, I am in India. There is nothing I can do.
我今天有帮到你吗？ Have I been helpful for you today?
你愿意做一下简短的服务调查吗？ Would you be willing to take a short survey?
他在那儿 There he is.
我们得穿过那扇门 We'll have to go through that door.
小心点，威尔伯，他们进来了！ Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in!
不必担心，我来搞定 Don't worry. I got it.
我们该怎么办？我们怎样才能离开这里？ What are we gonna do? How do we get out of here?
检查下储物柜看看是否有我们能用得到的东西 Check the lockers for anything we can use.
把你能拿走的东西都拿走 Take whatever you can carry.
我需要支援！得立刻拿下他们 I need more men. Get them down here now!
头彩！我戴上它很酷吧？ Jackpot! Does it make me look cool?
嘿，不公平！我要信号枪！给我，给我，给我，给我，给我！ Hey, no fair! I want the flare gun! Me, me, me me, me!
好的，拿去 Fine, take it.
什么？ What?
干嘛？ What?
也许我们应该试试别的东西 Maybe we should try something else.
不错，这个更像样点！ Yeah, that's more like it!
噢！看你把它打到哪了！ Ow! Watch where you're swinging that thing!
数到三 On three.
好了，伙计们，勿失良机 Okay, guys. It's now or never.
好的 Okay.
一 One...
二 Two...
三 Three!
开火，开火！ Fire. Fire!
继续射击！继续…哦！ Keep firing! Keep... Oh!
抓住你了，你这个小黄鼠狼 Gotcha, you little weasel.
你为何不挑一个实力相当的对手呢？ Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
来吧，傻瓜！ Bring it on, suckers!
啊！ Ha!
哦… Oh...
不！ No!
放开他 Get your hands off him.
现在怎么办？ What now?
我来对付他们，你去找你爸爸，快去，亚当，快点 I'll deal with them. You go find your dad. Go, Adam, go.
在那儿 Over there.
快点，队长！ Come on, Captain!
在那边！ Over there!
嗯？ Huh?
哇，放开我 Whoa, get off me.
嘿，威尔伯，把我丢到那边去 Hey, Wilbur, get me up there!
乐意效劳，哇！ My pleasure. Whoa!
啊！ Yee haw!
哇…哇！ Whoo-hoo!
- 不许动！ - 什么？ - Don't move! - What?
你被逮捕了 You're under arrest.
你们必须向我宣读权利 [美国法律规定嫌疑人被捕和审讯时嫌疑人有权利知道自己有沉默权！] Y'all got to read me my rights.
真是一只难缠的熊 That is one tough bear.
哦！ Oh!
爸爸！ Dad!
亚当，你怎么进来的？ Adam, how did you get in here?
说来话长，但你不必担心，我是来救你的 Long story, but don't worry, I am here to get you out.
亚当，一切都会好起来的 It's going to be okay, Adam.
你这是干嘛？ What are you doing?
我所做的一切都是为了保护你的安全 Everything I did was to keep you safe.
我没有一天不希望能和你生活在一起 Not a day went by that I didn't wish I was in your life.
我们得快点走了，快点！ We've got to hurry. Come on!
我必须让你明白 I need you to believe that.
你一直是个顽皮淘气的孩子，亚当 You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam.
幸运的是你爸爸是我的朋友 It's very lucky your father is a friend of mine,
而朋友间是不念旧仇的 and friends forgive and forget.
你先抓住我们再说吧 You're going to have to catch us first.
快点，爸爸！快跑！ Come on, Dad. Let's run!
我不打算和你一起走 I'm not going with you.
什么？ What?
我只有呆在这儿你和你妈妈才会安全 I'm staying here. You and your mother are going to be safe.
也许这样会更好 It's better this way.
你对他做了什么？ What did you do to him?
他病了，你会害死他的！ He's sick. You're killing him!
他是自愿到这儿来的，他随时都可以离开 He's here under his own free will. He can leave at any time.
我会没事的，走吧，亚当 I'll be fine. Just go, Adam.
别这么惊讶 Don't look so surprised,
你爸爸和我是搭档 we're partners, your dad and I.
- 我告诉过你我们会合作的 - 快走 - I told you we would be. - Go on, now.
不！我不会丢下你的 No! I'm not leaving without you.
你答应过不伤害他的！ You promised not to hurt him!
嗯，对我们的小客人温柔点 Hmm. Treat our young guest gently.
你爸爸该继续工作了 It's time for Daddy to get back to work.
照顾好你妈妈 Take care of your mother.
嗯 Hmm.
我做了个最美的梦 I had the most beautiful dream.
我可以把戒指从我的尾巴上拿下来 I could take the rings off my tail
然后像魔术师一样把它们套在一起 and link them together like a fancy magician.
我可以做你的助手 I could be your assistant.
你可以让我中场表演，一场，一便士 You could saw me in half, quarters, pennies,
你会拿到各种你喜欢的钱… whatever spare change you like...
哇，你中了多少飞镖？ Whoa, how many darts did you guys have?
我只能说超出了我的承受极限 Let's just say that I was over my limit.
你再也不用担心任何事了 You'll never have to worry about anything again.
相信我，你会喜欢富有的 Take it from me, you're going to love being rich.
哦，伙计，那小子出卖了我们，他拿钱跑了 Oh, man, the kid sold us out. He took the money and ran.
你就把这当成你爸爸出差了 Just think of it like he's away on a business trip,
他在为你辛苦的工作 working hard to provide for you.
但为了这次出差他回不了家了 Except he never comes home from this business trip.
噢，你父亲是个大忙人，你知道这是怎么回事 Oh, your father is a busy man. You know how it is.
嗯，我猜这是公事公办 Well, business is business, I guess.
好孩子 That a boy.
嗯？ Huh?
拦住他！抓住那小子 Stop him! Get the boy.
公事公办！ Business is business!
嗯？ Huh?
- 小心被浇湿 - 我漂亮的发型！ - Don't let it get wet! - My beautiful hair!
啊！我的假发！ Ah! My toupee!
保安！保安！关闭第四区的火警警报器再把门打开！ Security! Security! Shut down the fire alarm in sector 4 and open the doors!
保安，关闭第四区的火警警报 Security, shut down the fire alarm in sector 4.
什么？ What?
着…着火了吗？哦，不 A... A fire? Oh, no.
人员疏散！人员疏散！ Evacuate! Evacuate!
请有序地前往最近的安全出口 Please proceed to your nearest exit in an orderly manner.
那家伙搞什么鬼？ What's wrong with that guy?
保安，保安，马上关掉报警器！ Security, security. Switch off the alarm right away!
人员疏散！人员疏散！ Evacuate. Evacuate.
站住，站住，虚惊一场 Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm.
这不是演习 This is not a drill.
请立即离开该设施 Please exit the facility at once.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
常规施救，先生 Standard procedure, sir.
让我…啊！…下去！ Let me... Argh! ...go!
哦，看看谁回来了，富翁的狗腿子 Oh, look who's back. Mister sellout moneybags.
你真的认为我会把你留在这儿吗？ Did you really think I'd leave you here?
嗯 Hmm.
现在打开这些笼子，所有人都出去 Get these cages open now. Everybody out.
好的 Yeah.
从我开始吧 Feel free to start with me.
我真不敢相信你居然先给那些偶遇的人解锁而不是我 I can't believe you're unlocking all these randoms before me!
谢谢你，亲爱的 Thank you, my dear.
嗯，你好，牛仔 Mmm. Hello there, cowboy.
你犯了什么事？ What are you in for?
谋杀 Murder.
开玩笑而已，我吃了胡萝卜 Just joking. I eat carrots.
你很有趣 You're funny.
蒂娜！放我出去！ Tina! Get me out of here!
这会不是和囚犯称兄道弟的时候！ This is not the time for fraternizing with inmates!
亚当，你在干什么？ Adam, what are you doing?
快点，爸爸，我要带你出去 Come on, Dad, I'm breaking you out.
我告诉过你，我不能走，他们不会放过我的，我们将永远躲藏下去 I told you, I can't go. They'll always be after me. We'll always be hiding.
只要我们能在一起，我才不在乎 I don't care, as long as we're together.
不，我不会让你这么做的，我不走 No, I won't do that to you. I'm not leaving.
如果你不跟我走，我会告诉他们我也是大脚怪 If you don't come with me, I'll tell them I'm a bigfoot too.
你不能说 You can't.
我有你的基因，我有你疯狂的头发，我已经有了他们想要的一切 I've got your genes, I've got your crazy hair. I've got everything they need.
亚当，别这样 Adam, no.
要么我们留下，要么我们一起去 Either we both stay, or we both go.
这都取决于你 It's up to you.
可我需要我的爸爸，我不能把你丢下一个人离开 But I need my dad, and I'm not leaving here without you.
你是个固执的孩子 You are one stubborn kid.
我想我是在关心我家老头 I guess I take after my old man.
亚当人呢？你说过他就在我们后面 Where's Adam? You said he was right behind us.
你对我儿子做了什么？ What have you done with my son?
冷静点，他在路上 Calm down, he's on the way.
他很快到家，我们不会动你们一根毫毛 As soon as he gets home, we'll be out of your hair.
你一离开我就报警 As soon as you leave, I'm calling the cops.
你要怎么讲？ What are you gonna say?
你好，警察吗？我的丈夫是大脚怪 "Hello, police? My husband is Bigfoot,
他被一个邪恶的阴谋俘获了，” "and he's been captured in an evil conspiracy."
听起来很疯狂 Sounds pretty crazy to me.
你要知道，有这样背景的人 You know, someone with a story like that
可能不适合抚养孩子 probably isn't fit to raise a kid.
你竟然还敢说笑，你应该为自己感到羞耻 How dare you You should be ashamed of yourself.
听着，女士，我们只是在做我们的工作 Listen, lady, we're just doing our jobs.
厕所在哪儿？你这有浴室吗？ Now where's the can? You got a bathroom in this place?
不，我们到外面的灌木丛里去解决吧 No, we go in the bushes outside.
在楼上 It's upstairs.
辛普森！快来浴室！快点 Simpson! Come into the bathroom, right now!
呃…没关系，我等你用完再去 Uh... That's okay, I'll wait until you're done.
你能进来一下吗？ Would you get in here?
怎么了？ What's going on?
先生，我们在他们家 Sir, we're at the house.
那个男孩是大脚怪，我们有头发为证 The boy's a bigfoot. We've got the hair to prove it.
什么？好极了！计划有变 What? Fantastic! Change of plan, then.
收到 Roger that.
那可不对，你就这样对待你的客人吗？ That's not very nice. Do you treat all your guests like this?
你们绑架了我儿子 Just the ones that kidnap my son.
人员疏散，人员疏散 Evacuate, evacuate.
请及时疏散 Time to get your butts in gear.
人员疏散，人员疏散 Evacuate! Evacuate!
跟我来，伙计 Follow me, buddy.
不用再躲了，我们把这搞瘫痪就没事了 No more hiding. We're shutting this place down for good.
哦，不！快，快点！ Oh, no! Come on. Hurry!
现在怎么办？ What now?
一定有别的出口 There's got to be another way out.
爸爸，在上面 Dad, up there.
我们试试…跟我来 Let's check it out... Follow me.
亚当，注意你脚下，跟紧 Adam, watch where you step. Stay close.
继续走，我就在你后面 Keep on going, I'm right behind you.
走那边 Up there.
无路可走了，我们被困住了 There's no way down. We're trapped.
不，爸爸，快看 No, Dad. Look.
- 高空滑索！ - 高空滑索！ - Zipline! - Zipline!
啊！ Aah!
哦，该死 Oh, shoot.
你无路可逃了 One way in, one way out.
我们要回家 We're going home.
放开我，你这大傻瓜 Let me go, you big oaf.
接下来会怎样呢？ So what'll it be?
我们应该结束这些小把戏然后你要回牢房吗？ Shall we end this little charade and return you to your cell?
他不会再回去的 He's never going back there.
爸爸！ Dad!
你这个该死的畜生，你骗了我 You silly beast. You lied to me.
你并非那么特别，这个男孩有我们需要的一切 You're not so special. The boy has everything we need.
不，求你了，放过他！你答应过我的 No, please. Leave him alone. You promised.
现在已经晚了 It's too late now.
我会把你们两个都留下，不过我只需要一个 I would've kept you both, but I only need one.
不，求你了 No, please!
抱歉，儿子 I'm sorry, son.
不 No!
不 No.
啊！你这畜生！ Argh! You animal!
事实上，你才是畜生！ Really, it's you who is the animal.
我不想一语道破 I hate to break it to you,
不过那只是一支信号枪 but that's only a flare gun.
这么做对你没有任何好处，现在回到里面去 It won't do you any good. Now get back inside,
我们还有工作要做 we've got work to do.
不，你要破产了 No, you're out of business.
不！ No!
别傻站着，拉我上去！ Don't just stand there, pull me up!
不！ No!
哦，那一定很痛 Ooh, that must hurt.
爸爸！ Dad!
哦，哦… Oh, oh...
求你了，别离开我 Please, don't leave me.
触摸就会愈合，这都与心境有关 The healing touch, it all goes with the territory.
看那！他真的是大脚怪 Look at that! He really is a bigfoot.
你看，你从来不听我的，我说什么来着 You see, you never listen to me. I told you so!
你开什么玩笑？ Are you kidding?
亚当？ Adam?
爸爸？ Dad?
不管是好是坏 For the better or for the worse,
你现在好像能和我在一起了 it looks like you're stuck with me now.
爸爸，我很高兴成为一个大脚怪 You know, Dad, I'm glad to be a bigfoot.
我也是 Me too.
我不知道你是怎么做到的，但那很惊人！ I don't know how you did it, but that was amazing!
我得说，孩子，你才是真正的大脚怪！ I got to say it, kid, you're the real deal!
我是大脚怪，哇，小心伙计们！ I guess I am. Whoa, watch out guys!
你…你本该遵守协议的 You... You should have kept your end of the bargain.
本不该以这种方式结束 It did not have to end this way.
没人能对我的家人乱来 Nobody messes with my family.
嗯，我喜欢的类型 Huh, my kinda woman.
- 妈妈 - 亲爱的 - Mom. - Honey.
嗨，甜心，见到你真好 Hi, sweetheart. It's great to see you.
- 不用再躲了 - 不用再躲了 - No more hiding. - No more hiding.
看我发现了什么 Look what I found.
嘿，伙计，重金属乐！哒…哒…哒，酷！ Yo, dudes, metal! Tada da da da da da, yeah!
我的研究 My research.
我的实验室！ My lab!
我的考勤表 My time sheet.
啊，啊，嘿！好痛 Ah, ah. Hey! That hurts.
你没按小睡闹钟吗？ Don't you have a snooze button?
你上学要迟到了，快起床！ You're gonna be late for school. Now get up!
你好！ Yeah!
早上好，我帮你 Good mornin'! Allow me.
哎呀，对不起 Oops. Sorry.
弄好了 Good to go.
真恶心 Ew, gross.
嗯 Mmm.
[晨报] [独家报道：一根头发的疯狂故事] [被判入狱！]
熊皮地毯怎么样 How about a bearskin rug!
嗯，太软了 Mmm, he's so soft.
各位好啊 Hello, everyone.
哇，特拉伯，那会让我做恶梦的！ Whoa, Traber, that's going to give me nightmares!
姑娘们，别听亚当叔叔的 Girls, don't listen to Uncle Adam,
他只是在嫉妒你们把我弄的太漂亮了，现在谁来给我做指甲？ he's just jealous of how pretty you made me look. Now who's doing my nails?
你不是想要男孩嘛！ And you thought you were going to have boys.
我从来没有说过 I never said that.
浣熊一向嘴硬 That raccoon will never change.
我会习惯的 I could get used to this.
我一定会习惯的 I could definitely get used to this.
好的，习惯就好，我们还有很多早餐要做 Well, get used to it. We've got a lot of breakfasts to make up for.
哦，我得走了 Ooh, gotta go.
今晚见，伙计们 See you guys tonight.
别忘了你的午餐 Don't forget your lunch.
让我来猜猜，是肉饼吗？ Let me guess, meatloaf?
当然 But of course.
新家规，从现在起，所有饭爸爸来做 New house rule. From now on, Dad does all the cooking.
你同意了 You got a deal.
我，嗯…我不太肯定… I, uh... I'm not so sure...
嗯，嗯，好吧，我看见谁了？ Well, well, well. What do we have here?
嘿，托尼，你一个人在这里干什么？ Hey, Tony, what are you doing here all by yourself?
你的兄弟们在哪儿？ Where are your bros?
召唤骑兵，我想有些事情永远不会改变 Calling in the cavalry. I guess some things never change.
你去哪儿了，拖把头？ Where have you been, mop-top?
你知道什么？我喜欢我的头发 You know what? I like my hair.
很适合你 Good for you.
我是认真的，别来烦我了 I'm serious, leave me alone.
我们不必打架，这对你来说有好处 We don't need to fight. You're better than this.
不，我们才不 No, we're not.
好吧，你要打的 Okay, you asked for it.
你打算怎么办，把我们吹死吗？ What are you're going to do, whistle us to death?
召唤部队 Just calling in the troops.
记住，我给了你一次离开的机会 Remember, I gave you a chance to walk away.
哦 Oh.
看看我们这儿有什么，可吓坏我们了！ Look what we have here. We're terrified!
谢谢，威尔伯 Thanks, Wilbur.
帮点忙而已 Just doing my part.
姑娘们，爸爸为你们感到骄傲 Girls, Daddy is very proud of you.
你们笑什么？ What are you smiling about?
不，不是吧，我来看看他们 No. You didn't. Let's check them out.
哇，这些姑娘不好惹 Whoa. Don't mess with these girls.
她们的性格像她们的老爹 They take after their old man.
在有人举报有熊恐吓 Now you better get back inside
城中的孩子前，你们最好快回去 before somebody reports a giant bear terrorizing kids in the city.
嗨，亚当 Hi, Adam.
你好 Hi, there.
那是怎么回事？ What was that all about?
嗯，呃… Well, uh...
你想和我一起走路去学校吗？ Do you want to walk to school with me?
路上我会告诉你的 I'll tell you on the way.
我很乐意，我以为你永远不会问我 I'd love to. I thought you'd never ask.
哦，酷！ Oh. Cool.
哦，不，又来 Oh, no, not again.
哇，脚怎么了？ Whoa, what's with the feet?
你真的很与众不同，我喜欢 You're really different. I like that.
也许换双凉鞋会更好 Maybe it'd be better if I switch to sandals.
我们最好快点，我们要迟到了 We better hurry, we're going to be late.
慢点，我们时间挺充裕的 Slow down, we've got plenty of time.
我真的很想听你的故事 I really do want to hear your story.
好吧，我从哪说起呢？ Well, where do I start?