? 兄弟俩 ， 兄弟俩 ， 兄弟俩 ? ? On the brothers, the brothers, the brothers ?
哇，你太棒了 Wow, you were great!
我很棒吗? 你在逗我吧? I was great? Are you kidding me?
是你太棒了 You were great!
我很高兴，我们把毕生积蓄都花在这个广告上了 I am so glad, we spent our life savings on this commercial.
那不是广告 That is not a commercial!
那就是电影 That is cinema.
呃，那口音呢? Eh, what about the accents?
那个 Is it...
是不是很严重？ Is it too much?
严重吗？ Too much?!
那太棒了 It's-a perfect!
好吧，我相信你 Okay, I'm gonna trust you.
哎哟喂...
这不是布鲁克林最出名的废物吗 If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures,
愚蠢的马里奥兄弟 the stupid Mario Brothers.
啊,太棒了 斯派克在这里 Ah, great. Spike's here.
嘿 斯派克 Hey, Spike.
是 就是我 Yeah, "It's-a me"!
哦 耶 Ooh, yeah...
告诉我 Tell me...
自从你们离开我，去开你们那愚蠢的公司之后，你们接到过一通电话吗? Have you even gotten one call, since you left me to start your dumb company?
事实上，斯派克… As a matter of fact, Spike...
我们有 We have.
哇 真的吗？ Wow, really?
呃 是的 Uh, yeah.
我们的妈妈打电话来说 Our mom called and she said,
"哦 孩子们 这是我看过的最好的广告 ” "Oh, boys! That's the best commercial I've ever seen."
然后我说:“非常感谢你，妈妈 And I said, "Thank you very much, mother.
我们对此感到非常自豪 ” We're very proud of it."
真 棒 So, boom!
祝你用这个做生意好运 白痴 Good luck running a business with this idiot.
你再这么说我兄弟，你会后悔的 Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it.
哦 是吗 Oh, yeah?
用你的小脑袋好好想想吧，马里奥 Get this through your tiny brain, Mario.
你就是个笑话 You're a joke!
永远都是 And you always will be.
你疯了吗 Are you insane?!
他的块头是你的三倍 He's three times your size!
路易吉，拜托 Luigi, come on.
你知道，你不能一直害怕 You know, you can't be scared all the time.
嗯，你迟早会被震惊的 Mmm, you'd be surprised.
你好，超级马里奥兄弟 Hello, Super Mario Brothers.
水龙头有点漏水，太好了 A drip in your faucet, that's great!
我是说 I mean, that's...
你能打电话给我们真是太好了，因为我们即刻就到 马上解决问题 That's great you called us because we can be there and we can fix it right away.
OK
马里奥，有生意了 Mario, we got one!
超级马里奥兄弟开始营业了! The Super Mario Brothers are in business!
哦 不 我们要迟到了 Oh, no! We're gonna be late.
不，我们不会的 No, we're not.
来吧，我们走 Come on, let's go.
嘿，等等 Hey, wait up!
这边走 This way!
快点 小路 大步走 Come on, Lou. Step on it.
给你 Here you go.
噢, 马里奥! 你在干什么? Aw, Mario! What are ya doing?
快下来 Get off from there!
闲人免进 You can't be here!
我知道 I know!
- 我在工作呢 - 对 对不起 - I'm workin' here! - So sorry.
- 快点，路易吉 - 我很抱歉 - Come on, Luigi. - I'm so sorry.
我尽力了 I'm trying!
我膝盖不好 I got bad knees.
我们终于赶到了 We have hit the big time.
水龙头就在楼上，走廊尽头 The drip is right upstairs, at the end of the hall.
你能修好吗 Can you fix it?
非常自信，先生 Very confident, sir.
你们要小心 别弄得一团糟 You'll be careful about making a mess.
夫人，我向你保证 Ma'am, I assure you.
我们不制造麻烦，我们解决问题 We don't make messes, we fix 'em.
这是弗朗西斯 That's Francis.
它喜欢你们 He likes you.
?妈妈，妈妈，妈妈，我的好孩子? ? Mama, mama, mama, you have your baby ?
扳手 Wrench.
我们的第一单业务完成了 And, our first job complete.
弗朗西斯在这里 Francis is here.
嘿，伙计 Hey there, pal.
马里奥 Mario!
做点什么 Do something!
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia!
呃 马里奥 Uh, Mario?
地狱猎犬要逃跑了 The hellhound is gonna escape!
不，不会的 No, it won't.
马里奥 Mario?
呃 谁是乖狗狗 Uh, who's a good puppy?
谁是好孩子 Who's a good boy?
找到问题了 Found the problem.
- 也许，今天不是太糟糕 - 你怎么这么香? - Maybe, it wasn't a bad day. - Why do you smell good?
是电视里的超级马里奥兄弟 It's the Super Mario Brothers, from the TV.
他们给最差演员颁发奥斯卡奖?
我干啥了？ What I do?
那个 呃 So, uh...
那么大家都看到广告了 So everybody saw the commercial then?
我们看了 Uh-huh, we seen it.
- 然后呢 - 我不会放弃你的日常工作 - And? - I wouldn't quit your day job.
哎呀，他已经这么做了 Oops, he already did.
那个 我觉得这太不可思议了 Well, I thought it was incredible.
它属于电影院 It belongs in a movie theater.
啊，蘑菇 Ah, mushrooms?!
大家都喜欢蘑菇，对吧 Everybody loves mushrooms, right?
我喜欢蘑菇 我要吃了 I love mushrooms; I'll take it.
马里奥，说真的 Mario, seriously...
你对那个广告有什么想法 What were you thinking with that commercial?
什么 What?!
这应该很有趣 It's supposed to be funny.
谁能把面包递给我吗? Can someone pass the bread?
是啊，但这些衣服是怎么回事? Yeah, but what's with the outfits?
水管工戴着白手套? Plumbers wearing white gloves?
没错 这是我们的标志 That's right. You gotta have a trademark.
与众不同 Gotta stand out.
别听他们的 Don't listen to them.
全世界也在嘲笑达芬奇 The world laughed at Da Vinci, too.
呃 我不确定嘲笑没有，妈 Uh, I'm not sure they did, ma.
老爹 Dad?
你觉得怎么样 What did you think?
我觉得你疯了 I think you're nuts.
你不会为了疯狂的梦想而放弃稳定的工作 You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream.
而最糟糕的是… And the worst part...
你把你兄弟也拖下水了 You're bringing your brother down with you.
多谢 老爹 Thanks, dad.
多谢你的支持 Thanks for your support.
我说什么了? What I say?
- 谢谢收听 - 纽约交通报告 - Thanks for tuning in. - NEW YORK TRAFFIC REPORT
不， 你可不能让我失望 Nah, you're not bringing me down.
你知道吗? You know what!
他们懂个屁? What do they know, huh?
不只是他们 It's not just them.
我们的一生，每个人都告诉我们，你不能做这个，你不能做那个 Our whole lives, everyone's telling us, you can't do this, you can't do that.
厌倦了自己的渺小 Sick and tired of feeling so small.
今天地下水管破裂了 A water main burst underground today.
地铁停运，布鲁克林市中心被淹 Stopping subway service and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
一切都在掌控之中，我向你保证 Everything is under control, I promise you.
- 我们很快就会解决这个问题的 - 管道故障淹没布鲁克林 - We are very close to fixing this. - PIPELINE FAILURE FLOODS BROOKLYN
- 让开 - 没事的 - Out of the way! - It's alright!
快来人哪 Somebody help!
救救布鲁克林吧 Somebody save Brooklyn!
救布鲁克林？ Save Brooklyn?
路易吉 Luigi...
这是我们的机会 This is our chance!
命运在召唤 Destiny is calling!
高中时的命中注定吗？ Destiny del Monchu from high school?
什么 What?
不 No!
跟我走 Just come on.
搞定了 I got this.
他们都没找对地方 They're not even looking in the right place.
来吧 小路 Come on, Lou.
你不会真的想要… You are not seriously considering...
马里奥 Mario!
我们得到那个压力阀那儿去 We got to get to that pressure valve.
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia!
我就知道拯救布鲁克林是个坏主意 I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
来吧 Come on.
这是什么地方? What is this place?
看起来 好多年 没人来过这里了 Looks like nobody's been down here for years.
路易吉 Luigi?
路易吉 你在里面吗 Luigi, are you in there?
路易吉 Luigi!
什么 What?
路易吉 Luigi!
马里奥 Mario!
把手给我 Gimme your hand!
一切都会没事的 It's all gonna be okay!
这怎么可能会没事 How is this gonna be okay?!
我告诉你 I'm telling you!
没有什么能伤害到我们，只要我们在一起 Nothing can hurt us, as long as we're together!
马里奥 Mario!
路易吉 Luigi!
别碰那个蘑菇! 你会死的 Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!
哦，对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
这个没问题的 That one's perfectly fine.
啊，是一个小蘑菇人 Ah, it's a little mushroom man.
一个小蘑菇人，在跟我说话 A little mushroom man, talking to me.
很高兴见到你 Pleased to meet ya!
我是奇诺比奥 I'm Toad.
呃 马里奥 Uh, Mario.
所以 这个 So this uh...
这个 这不是在做梦吧 This is, this is not a dream?
很疼，对吧? That hurt, right?
是的 Yes!
当然了 不是梦 Definitely, not a dream.
那么 那么 Then, then...
- 这地方是… - 蘑菇王国! - This place is... - The Mushroom Kingdom!
蘑菇, 真的吗? Mushrooms, really?
现在 这是命运的残酷转折 Now, that is a cruel twist of fate.
你好 Hello.
是的 其实我正在找人 Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
我兄弟 真的 My brother, in fact.
他长得和我一模一样，只是又高又瘦，而且是绿色的 He looks exactly like me, but tall, and skinny, and green.
我上次见他的时候，他正从管道里掉下去 See, last time I saw him, he was falling through a pipe.
当时有雾，我相信那里有熔岩 It was foggy and I believe there was lava.
呃 这可不太好 Uh, that is not good.
你兄弟已经登陆黑暗之地了 Your brother has landed in the Dark Lands.
他们在酷霸王的控制之下 They're under Bowser's control.
酷霸王 Bowser?
他是世上最邪恶、最可怕的生物 He's the most evil, wretched creature alive.
我要带你去见公主 I'm taking you to see the princess.
她可以帮忙 She can help.
她什么都会 She can do anything.
公主 Princess?
来吧 马里奥 Come on, Mario!
我们的大冒险现在开始了 Our big adventure begins now!
坚持住 路易吉 Hang on, Luigi.
马里奥 Mario?
你在哪里 Where are you?
你的对手是路易吉 You just got a-Luigi'd.
这边走，马里奥 This way, Mario!
公主就在那座山上 The princess is right up that hill.
对不起，各位 我们要通过 Excuse me, everybody. Coming through.
一场大冒险正在上演 Got a big adventure happening, right now.
给我们让开一条路 Clear a path for us.
- 如果我能… - 给你 - If I could just... - Here you go.
对不起 Excuse me.
对不起，各位 我们要通过 Excuse me, everybody! Coming through!
这家伙的兄弟马上就要死了 This guy's brother is going to die imminently!
请让一下道路 Out of the way, please!
只是想清理出一条通道 仅此而已 Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing.
他会没事的 He's gonna be fine.
- 摇摇菇 - 早上好! - Shake Shroom! - Morning!
很高兴见到你，伙计 Nice to see ya, bud.
这东西有用吗? Does this thing work?
是的，效果很好 Yeah, it works great.
你只要对着它吹气就行了 Hey, you just have to blow into it.
然后 上升 我们走 And... Up, we go.
等等 上升？ Wait, up?
好吧，那么 这些砖块就这样漂浮在这里? Okay, so these bricks are just floating here?
只要把自己塞进管子，我们就上路了 Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way.
这是唯一的飞行方式 伙计 The only way to fly, man.
哦，哇 我喜欢这些管子 Oh, wow. Love these pipes.
啊 拜托 Aw, come on!
我们到了 Here we are.
宫殿的门 Palace doors.
来吧 哈哈 Come on, haha.
很厉害，对吧? Pretty impressive, am I right?
站住别动， 你们两个 Hold it right there, you two.
我要见公主 I need to see the princess.
是紧急情况 It's an emergency.
什么公主? What princess?
我从没听说过什么公主 I never heard of any princess.
哦 等等 我听说过 Oh, wait. I did.
我们的公主在另一座城堡里 Our princess, though, is in another castle.
哦 是的 没错 Oh, yeah. That's right.
也许你应该去别的城堡试试 You should try another castle, maybe.
她不在这里 She ain't in this one.
好吧，他们是在耍你 Okay, so they're messing with you.
还有 And...
我不喜欢 I don't like it.
你们这些家伙，嗯… What do you guys, um...
你们想吃什么? What you wanna eat?
只要你想得到 Anything your heart desires.
走 Go!
我们要捣点乱 And we're gonna scramble it up.
入侵者 Intruder!
拦住他 Stop him!
- 入侵者 - 拦住他 - Intruder! - Stop him!
拦住他 Stop him!
委员会，请注意 Council, your attention!
酷霸王找到了超级之星 正朝我们的王国进发 Bowser has found the Super Star and is headed toward our Kingdom.
它的力量会让他天下无敌 Its power will make him invincible.
我们将被毁灭 We will be destroyed.
公主，我们该怎么办? Princess, what are we gonna do?
我不会让他伤害你们的 I will not let him hurt you.
我们要去阻止酷霸王 We are going to stop Bowser.
怎么做 How?
看看我们 Look at us...
我们很可爱 We're adorable.
我要去说服伟大的金刚军来帮助我们 I'm going to convince the great Kong Army to help us.
团结在一起 我们会消灭那个怪物的 Together, we'll annihilate that monster.
他们的疯子国王从不结盟 Their mad king doesn't make alliances.
金刚人绝不会同意 The Kongs will never agree.
我可以说服他 I can convince him.
我明天早上就动身 去丛林王国 I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom, in the morning.
祝你好运，公主 Good luck, Princess.
为了我们的荣誉 For all our sakes.
公主 Princess...
公主 我 Princess, I...
等等 放了他 Wait! Release him.
你是 Are you...
他是个人类 He's a human!
我是说 你是个人类 对吧 I mean... You are human, right?
只是，你太小了 It's just, you're so small.
等等 等等 等等 倒回去 Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back.
你从哪里来 Where did you come from?
我和我兄弟路易吉 Me and my little brother, Luigi.
我们掉出了管子 We fell down this pipe.
现在，他失踪了，在黑暗之地的某个地方 And now, he's lost, somewhere in the Dark Lands.
那么 他被酷霸王抓住 只是时间问题了 Then, it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser.
但你很幸运 But you're in luck.
我正要出发去阻止他 I'm on my way to stop him.
好吧，那就带我一起去 Well, take me with you.
那家伙是个疯子 This guy's a lunatic.
一个神经病 A psycho.
他会把你当早餐吃掉 He will eat you for breakfast.
他可能根本不会注意到 He won't even notice it probably.
因为你非常非常小 Cause you're very, very small.
你知道吗，你想怎么取笑我 就怎么取笑我 You know what, make fun of me all you want.
但你得帮我找到我兄弟 But you're gonna help me find my brother.
拜托 Please?
好吧 Okay.
让我们看看你是什么样的人 Let's see what you're made of.
你答应了？ Is that a yes?
不 No.
这是一个，“让我们看看你有几斤几两” That's a, "Let's see what you're made of".
如果你能挑战成功 If you can finish this,
你就能跟我一起去 you're coming with me.
好好看吧 Watch and learn.
太厉害了 That was amazing.
等等 Wait...
我该怎么做？ How am I supposed to do that?
这些能量块 With the power-ups.
它们赋予我们特殊的能力 They give us special abilities.
真的吗？ Really?!
继续… Go on...
快吃 Eat it.
那个 非得是蘑菇吗？ Now, this has to be a mushroom?
因为我 讨厌吃蘑菇和... Cause I just, hate mushrooms and...
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay...
你确定没有… Are you sure there's not like a...
塞进去 对 就是这样 完事了 Down the hatch! Yep, there it is. And all gone.
不好玩 Not cool!
我长高了 I'm tall.
而且变强了 And strong.
而且，你还可以跳 And, you can jump.
我明白了 没问题 I got this. No problem.
哦 对了 Oh, Yeah
当你被击中时，你就会失去力量 When you get hit, you lose the power.
好吧 Great...
来吧 再来一次 Come on, try again.
那个 Well...
我们还有很长的路要走呢，小胡子 We have a long journey ahead of us, moustache.
但我没有成功 But I didn't make it.
只差一点而已 You almost did.
没有人能十全十美 No one gets it right away.
你试了多少次? How many tries did it take you?
哦 很多次 Oh! So many...
我不擅长这个 I was not good at it.
比你还差 Worse than you.
可是你一次就通关了，不是吗? You got it right away, didn't you?
我之所以这么快，是因为我在这里长大 I got it right away, but I grew up here.
好吧 Okay.
你只是为了让我感觉好点而已 Now, you're just trying to make me feel better.
不 No!
不 No...
那你好点了吗 Is it working?
一点点 是的 A little bit, yeah.
我的军队 My army!
乌龟人 Koopas!
板栗人 Goombas!
不知道是什么东西的人 Whatever those things are.
经过多年的寻找，超级星星终于属于我们了 After years of searching for the Super Star, it is finally ours!
我现在是，世界上最强大的乌龟！ I am now, the most powerful turtle in the world!
很快，我们将抵达蘑菇王国 Soon, we will arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom.
在多年的敌对之后 Where after years of being sworn enemies,
我将在童话般的婚礼上向他们的公主求婚 I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairy tale wedding!
耶 Yeah...
他说要娶他们的公主吗 Did he say marry their princess?
她不恨你吗？ Doesn't she hate you?
当然，她讨厌我 Of course, she hates me.
但这让我更加爱她 But that makes me love her, all the more.
她的心形刘海 Her heart-shaped bangs.
她在微风中漂浮的样子 The way she floats in the breeze.
她那雷打不动的头饰 Her immovable tiara.
当她看到这颗星星的时候 And when she sees this Star...
婚礼钟声 wedding bells.
好吧，如果她说不呢 Well, what if she says no?
那么，我就用这颗星星 发动力量，摧毁蘑菇王国 Then, I will power up with this Star and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.
准备好迎接最棒的婚礼吧 Prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever.
会很棒的 It's gonna rock!
他们都指望着我们呢 They're all counting on us.
不要有压力 No pressure.
我的蘑菇头们 My toads!
我们恐怖的日子就要结束了 Our days of terror are almost over.
在金刚军的帮助下 With the help of the Kong Army,
我们会阻止… we will stop...
呃 他是谁 Uh... Who's he?
他不重要 He's not important!
紧张吗? Nervous?
谁 我吗？ Who, me?
是的 Yes...
有一点 A little.
? 我们要去冒险 ? ? We're going on an adventure ?
加油，伙计们! Come on, guys!
嘿 马里奥 Hey, Mario!
你认识这个家伙吗? You know this guy?
我们是最好的朋友 We're best friends.
我们是吗？ But are we?
超级马里奥兄弟大电影
看哪 Behold!
库巴大王 The king of the Koopas.
把门打开，否则死 Open the gates, or die.
进攻 Attack!
这只是我们愤怒的冰山一角 That is but a taste of our fury.
你服不服 Do you yield?
我不服 I do not.
我终于找到了 I finally found it.
现在，没人能阻止我了 And now, no one can stop me!
? 哦，我们是马里奥兄弟，管道是我们的游戏? ? Oh, we're the Mario Brothers and plumbing's our game ?
? 我们不像那些出名的人? ? We're not like the others who get all the fame ?
?当你的水槽出问题的时候? ? When your sink is in trouble ?
? 你可以马上给我们打电话? ? You could call us on the double ?
? 我们比其他人都快? ? We're faster than the others ?
? 你会迷上兄弟俩的? ? You'll be hooked on the brothers ?
这就是我，马里奥! It's-a me, Mario!
和路易吉 And-a Luigi!
你是否厌倦了花太多钱修水管? Are you tired of paying too much for plumbing?
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia!
这就是为什么超级马里奥兄弟会出现在这里 That's why the Super Mario Brothers are here.
- 为了拯救布鲁克林 - 还有皇后区 - Out to save Brooklyn, - and-a Queens,
还有你的钱包 and your wallet!
谢谢你们，超级马里奥兄弟 Thank you, Super Mario Bros.
看来你唯一没榨干的就是我的银行账户了 It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account.
忘掉那些昂贵的管道公司吧 Forget the expensive plumbing companies.
当你独自一人时，和超级马里奥兄弟在一起，你就是家人 So when you're just a face, with the Super Mario Brothers, you're family.
别担心 Don't worry.
我会保护你的 I will protect you.
一个蘑菇头，勇敢地加入我 A toad, brave enough to join me.
我无所畏惧 I fear nothing.
好吧，这就解决了 Well, that settles it.
你和我们一起去 You're coming with us.
让我们出发 Let's move!
? 我说，我们要去冒险? ? I said, we're going on an adventure ?
非常不可思议，是吗？ Pretty incredible, huh?
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia.
我决不会让任何人毁了这一切的 I'll never let anyone ruin this.
? 碧姬，你太酷了? ? Peach, you're so cool ?
? 用我的星星 ，我们一起统治? ? And with my Star, we're gonna rule ?
? 碧姬，你明白吗? ? Peach, understand ?
? 我会爱你 直到最后? ? I'm gonna love you 'til the very end ?
? 碧姬丝 碧姬丝 碧姬丝 碧姬丝 碧姬丝 ? ? Peaches, Peaches, Peaches-Peaches-Peaches ?
? 我爱你 ? ? I love you ?
? 碧姬丝 碧姬丝 ? ? Peaches! Peaches! ?
陛下 sire?
什么 What?
我们情报部门的报告 A report from our intelligence.
一个长着小胡子的人类来到了蘑菇王国 A mustachioed human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom.
公主一直在训练他 The princess has been training him.
他们一定在搞事，陛下 They are up to something, sire.
坐下 Sit...
跟我挤挤 Jam with me.
这个人类 This human...
他是从哪里来的？ Where did he come from?
我们 We...
不确定 aren't sure?
公主喜欢他吗 Does the princess like him?
陛下 Sire...
照照镜子 Look in the mirror!
你没什么好担心的 You have nothing to worry about.
我知道 I know that.
我从不接受威胁 I'm not threatened.
查明他是谁，以及他们在策划什么 Find out who he is, and what they're plotting!
我这就去，陛下 I'm on it, sire.
我可以掀开盖子吗 May I lift the cover?
还不行 Not yet.
痛苦是最好的老师 Pain is the best teacher.
在想你兄弟吗? Thinking about your brother?
我们从来没有分开这么久过 We've never been apart this long.
别担心… Don't worry...
我们正要去救他 We're going to save him.
你看起来不像是本地人 You don't seem, like you're from here.
我不知道我从哪里来 I don't know where I'm from.
真的吗 Really?
是的 Yep.
我最早的记忆就是 来到这 My earliest memory is arriving.
我很幸运他们找到了我 I was so lucky they found me.
他们收留了我 They took me in...
抚养我长大，就像他们自己的孩子一样 Raised me, like one of their own...
而且，当我准备好的时候 And, when I was ready...
他们立我为公主 they made me their princess.
嘿，也许，你来自我的世界 Hey, maybe, you're from my world.
外面有一个巨大的宇宙，有很多星系 There's a huge universe out there, with a lot of galaxies.
我们在黑暗之地找到了他 We found him in the Dark Lands.
把他留给我 Leave him to me.
你叫什么名字 What is your name?
路易吉 Luigi.
不确定你是否知道我是谁 Not sure if you know who I am,
但我即将迎娶给一位公主并统治全世界 but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world.
但有一个问题，路易吉 But there's one problem, Luigi.
有一个人类在和我未婚妻一起旅行 There's a human traveling with my fiancée.
有小胡子，和你一样 Has a mustache, just like you.
你认识他吗？ Do you know him?
不 No.
不 No!
啊! 硬汉一个 我懂 Ah! A tough one, I see.
也许这能让你开口 Maybe, this will get you to talk.
你以为我认识所有留小胡子 Do you think I know every human being with a mustache,
穿着一模一样的衣服，戴着一顶写着他名字的帽子的人吗？ wearing an identical outfit, with a hat with the letter of his first name on it?
因为我不知道 Because I don't.
- 你认识他吗? - 是的 - Do you know him?! - Yes!
住手 住手 Stop! Stop!
我认识他 I know him.
是的，我认识他 Yes, I know him.
是 他是我的兄弟 马里奥 Yeah. He's my brother, Mario.
他是世界上最好的人 And he's the best guy in the world!
公主们会觉得他有魅力吗？ Do princesses find him attractive?
会的 如果我们有一口好牙齿的话 They do, if we have good teeth!
让他离开我的视线 Get him out of my sight!
当这个马里奥看着我杀死他的兄弟时，我们会看到他有多坚强 We'll see how tough this Mario is, when he watches me kill his brother!
我这是在哪？ Where am I?
家 Home.
别理它 Pay him no heed.
它虽然很可爱，但是它 He is cute, but he is...
在一个疯狂的世界里，理智的人才是疯子 In an insane world, it is the sane who is called crazy.
你们在这里多久了 How long you guys been in here?
时间 Time...
就像希望，是一种幻觉 Like hope, is an illusion.
拜托，我们已经够沮丧的了 Please, we are depressed enough!
一定有办法离开这里 There's gotta be a way out of here.
无路可逃 There's no escape.
唯一的希望 The only hope,
就是死亡的甜蜜解脱 is the sweet relief of death.
不 No!
哦，你一定是在开玩笑 Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
准备好了吗？ You ready?
当然了 Sure?
什么 What...
你好吗 How you doing?
我们是来见国王的 We are here to see the king.
跟我来 Follow me.
那只大猩猩穿着一件运动服 That gorilla's wearing a sports cup.
我觉得穿着不得体 I feel underdressed.
上车 Hop in.
哦，致以全敬 请进 Oh, by all means, come in.
伟大而非凡的克兰奇刚 Great and mighty Cranky Kong.
我听说你想要我的军队 So, I heard you want my army.
是的，殿下 Yes, your Highness.
没有你的帮助的话，蘑菇王国将被毁灭 Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
你凭什么认为，你值得和世界上最伟大的军队 What makes you think, you're worthy of fighting alongside,
并肩作战 the greatest army in the world!
因为我们有真心 .Because we have heart.
有了你的力量… And with your strength...
我们能赢 We can win.
好的, 很好 Okay, fine.
就这些吗? That's it?
不，不只这些 No, that's not it.
答案是 不 The answer is no.
再见 Goodbye.
如果蘑菇王国沦陷 If the Mushroom Kingdom falls,
下一个就是丛林王国 the Jungle Kingdom is next.
没有你的军队，我们不会走的 We're not leaving, without your army.
这家伙是谁? Who is this guy?
哦，他让我开怀大笑 Oh, he makes me laugh.
好吧，硬汉 Alright, tough guy.
你这么想要我的军队 You want my army so badly.
先打败我的儿子吧， 就在伟大的金刚之环竞技场 Defeat my son, in the great ring of Kong!
给我们一点时间 Give us a second.
这真是个非常非常糟糕的主意 This is a really, really bad idea.
那你还有别的办法救我兄弟吗? Well, do you have another way to save my brother?
你们俩悄悄话说完了吗? Are you two done whispering?
这有点不礼貌 It's a little rude.
先生，一言为定 You, sir, have a deal.
我要和你儿子会打，而且要赢 I'll fight your son, and win.
我相信你会的 I'm sure you will.
我是DK I'm DK.
我是大金刚 I'm Donkey Kong.
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
嗨 老爹 Hi, dad!
不,不要 No, don't!
别这样 Don't do that!
老爹 挥手示意 Dad, wave back!
别再炫耀了 Enough with the showboating!
你什么意思 他们超喜欢的 What do you mean?! They like it!
这就是他们来这里的目的 It's what they came here for!
舞动胸肌 Dancing pecs!
好了，冷静点 Okay, simmer down.
我说了，冷静点 I said, simmer down!
说的就是你，弟弟刚 That means you, Diddy Kong!
弟 D...
对不起 Sorry.
现在 Now...
既然我想让这场战斗持续超过五秒钟 Since I want this fight to last more than five seconds,
我在竞技场周围放了能量道具 I put power-ups around the arena.
你不用客气，马里奥 You're welcome, Mario.
我不需要任何特别的东西来打断你小小身体里的每一根骨头 I don't need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body.
好了 All right.
哦 我的 Oh, my...
OK...
我猜你不会得到我的军队 Guess you're not getting my army.
这就是你们来这的目的吧 Is this what you came for?!
我爱你 DK love you, DK!
嗨 老爹 爱你 Hi, dad! Love you!
开始了 像大金刚一样吧 It is on, like Donkey Kong!
跟你一样大的大块头 要来找你麻烦了 You're about to pick on someone, your own size.
我猜，他拿错蘑菇了 I guess, he got the wrong mushroom.
起来，马里奥! Get up, Mario!
受够了吗? Had enough?
还远远不够 Not even close.
马里奥 Mario...
是我 It's-a me...
盒子 The box...
他看起来好可爱 He looks adorable.
确实如此 He really does.
哦 什么? 我是一只猫 Oh, what? I'm a cat?
你拿到了猫盒子 You got the cat box!
哦 我的 Oh, my...
哦 对不起 Oh, I'm sorry...
对不起 I'm sorry.
OK...
现在，你死定了 Now, you die.
我是一只猫 I'm a cat.
喵--- Meow.
受够了吗? Had enough?
远 远 不 够 Not even close.
我就当你说“是”了 I'll take that as a yes.
耶 Yes!
那是我最好的朋友 That's my best friend!
马里奥 马里奥 马里奥! Mario! Mario! Mario!
好了 好了 Yeah, yeah...
太不可思议了! That was incredible!
他一直把你打晕，而你却总是站起来 He kept beating you senseless, and you just kept getting back up?
你就是从不放弃 You just don't know when to quit.
我从没想过这是件好事 Well, never thought of that as a good thing.
这是很棒的事情 It's a great thing.
谢谢 Thanks.
我 I...
我让他赢了，郑重声明 I let him win, just for the record.
真的 ,吗? 你为什么要这么做? Really, though? Why would you do that?
你想知道为什么吗? You want to know why?
这就是，管好你自己的事，这就是原因 It's, mind your own business, that's why!
好吧，大猴子 Alright, giant monkey.
够了 Enough!
进去吧 Get inside!
我们找到酷霸王的飞船了 We've located Bowser's ship.
他将在日落前抵达蘑菇王国 He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom, by sundown.
你们真幸运，伙计们 Lucky for you, guys.
我有一条捷径 I got a shortcut.
我们在那里打他一个伏击战 We beat him there and ambush him.
是 我知道 Yeah, I know.
这就是为什么，我们需要卡丁车的原因 That's why, we're gonna need karts!
好吧，你们还在等什么？ Well, what are you waiting for?
去选你们的卡丁车 Pick your karts!
我讨厌你 I hate you.
敬蘑菇王国，敬我们一生中最大的一次战斗 To the Mushroom Kingdom, and the biggest fight of our lives.
我们出发 Here we go!
碧姬公主 Princess Peach...
我们开始吧 Here we are...
我想，爱情真的能让一个人走出他的壳 I guess, love really makes a guy come out of his shell.
让我们一起统治世界 Let's rule the world, together.
永远永远 Forever...
你愿意嫁给我吗? Will you marry me?
哦 是的 Oh, yes!
什么 What?!
我们找到公主和小胡子人类了 We have found the princess and the mustachioed human.
他打败了大金刚，赢得了金刚军 He has defeated Donkey Kong, and won the Kong Army.
那么，就像碧姬一样不可思议吗？ So, like Peach was super impressed?
看起来是这样，是的 It appears so, yes.
他们正朝着秘密通道前进 They are heading toward the secret passage!
哦，他们认为 可以给我一个惊喜，是吗 Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh?
这种游戏可以两个人玩 Two can play at that game.
没有人恐慌，但路就要到头了 No one panic, but the road is about to end.
那你最好踩油门系好安全带 Well then, you better step on the gas and buckle up!
在你的世界里，有像这样的东西吗? Is there anything like this, in your world?
什么 What?!
在你的世界里，有像这样的东西吗! Is there anything like this, in your world?!
没有 No...
我们不会在彩虹上开车 We don't drive on rainbows.
你接下来要跟我说什么 What are you gonna tell me next?
乌龟并不邪恶吗? That the turtles aren't evil?
不会 不会 No, no.
它们通常是宠物 They're usually pets.
不可能 No way!
是啊! 来布鲁克林吧， 我给你买只乌龟 Yeah! Come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle.
也许我会去的 Maybe, I will.
老兄，你这是在调情吗? Dude, is this you flirting?!
这真是太痛苦了! This is painful!
听着，我只是想表现得好点 Listen, I was trying to be nice.
你太尴尬了！ You are so embarrassing!
公主永远不会和你出去！ A princess would never go out with you!
是的，她会的 Yes, she would!
我敢打赌，她会的 I guarantee, she would!
伙计们！ Guys!
够了 Enough!
好吧，好吧 Alright, alright.
进攻 Attack!
这是一场伏击 It's an ambush!
防守位置 Defensive position!
马里奥 Mario...
你已经是个死人了 You're a dead man!
分开走 Split up!
马里奥 Mario!
我太可爱了，不能死 I'm too cute to die!
这就是你的为人 公主 That is how you princess!
死期到了，马里奥 Time to die, Mario.
再见 See ya!
不 No!
你，给我记着 You, can't escape me.
什么 What?
蓝色外壳 Blue shell!
不 No!
不，马里奥 No, Mario...
不 No!
不 No...
不 No!
哦 不 Oh, no!
不 No...
把你的小丑爪子从我身上拿开 Get your clown claws off of me!
再见，马里奥 Goodbye, Mario.
我们得回家去 We have to get home.
嘿，这是你的错 Hey, this is your fault!
我的错？ My fault?
- 你就是那个… - 别说了！ - You're the one... - Stop talking!
我不想在死前听到的最后一句话是你的... I don't want the last thing I hear, before I die, to be your...
马里奥 Mario...
你救了我的命 You saved my life.
是的 那个 Yeah, well...
我不会告诉任何人的 I won't tell anyone.
好，千万别 Good, please don't.
好的 Okay...
你刚才感觉到了吗？ Did you just feel something?
快游 Swim!
酷霸王正在路上 Browser's on his way.
你们必须撤离 You have to evacuate.
快点 Hurry!
离开这个城市! Get out of the city!
公主 Princess?
我们失去了军队，马里奥也走了 We lost the Army, and Mario's gone.
酷霸王来了 Bowser is coming.
到森林里去! Head into the forest!
我给你们争取点时间 I'll buy you some time.
你们听到了 You heard her!
撤离城市 Evacuate the city!
和其他人一起去吧 Go with the others.
我说过，我不会让任何人伤害你的 I said, I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.
别管它 没时间了 Just leave it! There's no time!
碧姬公主… Princess Peach...
一如既往的勇敢 Brave as ever.
如你所见，我有超级星星 As you can see, I have the Super Star.
如果你要使用它… If you're going to use it...
那就快点 Use it now!
不,公主… No, Princess...
我为你偷了这颗星 I stole this Star for us.
我想，爱情真的能让一个人走出他的壳 I guess, love really makes a guy come out of his shell.
我告诉过你这招没用的 I told you that line wouldn't work.
你做得很好 You're doing great!
碧姬丝，有了这颗星，我们就天下无敌了 Peaches, with this Star, we will be invincible.
我们可以一起统治世界，直到永远 We can rule the world together, forever.
你愿意嫁给我吗? Will you marry me?
嫁给你？ Marry you?
你疯了吗 Are you insane?!
我永远不会嫁给你 I would never marry you!
也许，你应该重新考虑一下 Maybe, you should reconsider.
不 No!
停下 Stop!
拜托 停下 Please, stop!
我会嫁给你的，只要别伤害我的蘑菇头 I'll marry you, just don't hurt my toads!
我向你保证 You have my word.
哈哈，婚礼时间到 Haha, time for a wedding!
? 生活是悲伤的? ? Life is sad ?
? 监狱是悲哀的? ? Prison is sad ?
? 生活和监狱是非常非常悲哀的 ? ? Life and prison is very, very sad ?
噢，绞肉机的鲜肉 Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
这缕阳光是谁？ Who's this ray of sunshine?
没有阳光… There's no sunshine...
只有黑暗 only darkness.
闭嘴，闭嘴，闭嘴! Shut up, shut up, shut up!
你们好, 囚犯们… Hello, prisoners...
你们虽然不配 ，但还是你被邀请参加皇家婚礼了! You don't deserve this, but you're invited to the Royal Wedding!
耶 Yay!
那里你们会被献祭 Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed.
哦 不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no.
最后的 怜悯 Finally, mercy.
马里奥 Mario...
所以，这就是结局... So, this is the end...
被鳗鱼慢慢消化，旁边还有个穿工装裤的白痴 Being slowly digested by an eel, next to an idiot in overalls.
至少，你兄弟不会因你而死 Well, at least, your brother isn't gonna die because of you.
至少，你不会死的，因为你爸爸认为你是个笑话 Least, you're not gonna die, with your dad thinking you're a joke.
是的，我爸爸觉也得我是个笑话 Yeah, well, my dad thinks I'm a joke too.
是啊 那么 Yeah, well...
你爸爸是对的 Your dad's right!
你知道吗，我感觉很糟糕 You know what, I feel bad enough.
别，别，别烦我 Just, just, leave me alone.
我从来没见过你爸爸，但他听起来还不错 I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant!
到角落里砸东西去吧，死猴子 Just go in a corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey.
我 不仅仅 只是一个 会砸东西的人 I, am, more, than a guy, who smashes things!
太神奇了 That was amazing!
现在我们扯平了 Now, we're even.
公主… Princess...
我拿到了 I got it!
干得漂亮 Great job.
如果没有花束，你就不能出去 .Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet.
太完美了 It's perfect.
为了你的荣誉，我会牺牲它们 I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.
放下囚犯们 Lower the prisoners!
亲爱的 Dearly beloved...
刺激 Drama...
你真的以为我会嫁给你吗 You really thought I'd marry you?
有点 Kinda...
我永远不会嫁给怪物 I'd never marry a monster.
那我们现在就分手 Then we are breaking up, right now!
他们一定在上面 They gotta be up there.
开火 Fire!
你想这么做吗？ You wanna do this?
是的我想 Yes, I do.
耶 Yes!
开火 Fire!
这真好玩 This is fun!
哈，废物 Ha, loser!
嘿，这是做什么的？ Hey, what does this do?
浣熊套装很酷 Cool raccoon suit.
- 真的吗？ - 一点也不 - Really? - Not at all!
- 小路 - 马里奥 - Lou! - Mario?!
我告诉过你 I told ya!
瞧 See...
只要我们在一起，一切都会好起来的 As long as we're together, everything is gonna be okay.
马里奥，你为什么看起来像只熊? 这是什么 Mario, why do you look like a bear? What is this?
你做得很好，孩子 Ya did good, kid.
让你的胸肌跳起来，这是你应得的 Make your pecs dance, you deserve it.
现在没时间了 当然，稍后可以 No time now. Definitely, later.
发射炮弹刺客，摧毁蘑菇王国 Launch the Bomber Bill and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
不 No...
嘿，这边 Hey, over here.
是你自找的 You asked for it.
哈罗 Hello...
真的吗 Really?
跟我来 Follow me.
快点 Come on...
靠近点 Little closer...
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia!
太完美了 That's beautiful.
你做对了 You make this right.
布鲁克林 Brooklyn?
马里奥 Mario?!
你差点把我的 You almost dented my...
马里奥 Mario!
你想要这个吗? Don't you want this?
你毁了我的婚礼! You ruined my wedding!
我本来就要得到幸福了 I was finally gonna be happy!
现在，我要你受苦 … Now, you will suffer...
就像我 like me!
你真以为你能阻止我吗? You really thought you could stop me?
你这个没用的，软弱的小东西 You worthless, weak little nothing.
出来战斗吧! Come out and fight!
还是你太害怕了? Or are you too scared?
和我想的一样 Just what I thought.
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia!
这就是为什么超级马里奥兄弟会出现在这里 That's why the Super Mario Brothers are here.
为了拯救布鲁克林… Out to save Brooklyn...
拯救布鲁克林… Save Brooklyn...
布鲁克林… Brooklyn...
拯救布鲁克林… Save Brooklyn...
勇往直前 Let's us go.
放开他 Leave him alone.
马里奥 Mario...
你就是不知道放弃 You just don't know when you quit.
是啊 Yeah...
这话我听过 I've been told that before.
马里奥 Mario!
星星 The Star!
不 No!
那是我的 That's mine!
小路... Lou...
没有什么能伤到我们，只要我们在一起 Nothing can hurt us, as long as we're together.
不 No!
把他们撕成碎片 Rip 'em to pieces!
哦 嘿，斯派克 Oh, hey, Spike.
路易吉 Luigi?!
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia.
碧姬丝 Peaches...
听着，这和我想象的不一样 Listen, this is not the way I pictured it,
但再给我一次机会 but give me one more chance.
恶心 不 Ew, no.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
这一点也不酷！ That is not cool!
啊，他得到了蓝色蘑菇！ Ah, he got the blue mushroom!
瞧 See...
告诉过你，我会给你买一只宠物乌龟 Told you, I'd get you a pet turtle.
不错，小胡子 Not bad, mustache.
还有路易吉，你真勇敢 And Luigi, you're so brave.
哦，谢谢 Oh, thanks.
是的，这是我的爱好 Yeah, it's kind of my thing.
啊，我的孩子们 Ah, my boys!
我的英雄们！ My heroes!
马里奥 Mario...
你太棒了！ You were amazing!
谢谢 老爹 Thanks, dad.
啊，抱抱吧 Ah, bring it in!
让我们来听听， 为了超级马里奥兄弟！ Let's hear it, for the Super Mario Brothers!
这些是我的孩子 These are my boys!
布鲁克林得救了 BROOKLYN SAVED
好了， 幸福的结局 Now, that's a happy ending.
或是这样 Or is it?
因为现在一切都结束了 Because everything's over now.
剩下的只有你和无尽的空虚 And all that's left is you and the infinite void.
有点让你想吹萨克斯 Kind of makes you want to play saxophone, huh?
? 马里奥、路易吉和一只大金刚? ? Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong, too ?
? 一千名库巴军队都无法阻止我离开你? ? A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you ?
? 碧姬公主，在队伍的最后? ? Princess Peach, at the end of the line ?
? 我会让你成为我的！? ? I'll make you mine! ?
? 碧姬丝 碧姬丝 碧姬丝 碧姬丝 碧姬丝? ? Peaches, Peaches, Peaches-Peaches-Peaches ?
? 我爱你，哦！? ? I love you, oh! ?
安静点 Quiet in there!
关灯了，小家伙 Light's out, little guy.
嘿，你不能这样对我 Hey, you can't treat me like this!
你知道我是谁吗 Do you know who I am?!
我是酷... I am Bow...