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Jojo Betzler.
Ten years old.
Today you join the ranks of the Jungvolk,
in a very special training weekend.
It's going to be intense, but today
you become a man.
I swear to devote all my energies and my strength to the savior of our country -
Adolf Hitler.
I am willing and ready to give up my life for him,
so help me God.
Yes, that's right.
- Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind? - Snake mind.
- And Jojo Betzler, what is your body? - Wolf body.
- Jojo Betzler, what is your courage? - Panther courage.
- And Jojo Betzler, what is your soul? - A German soul.
Yeah, man, you're ready.
Adolf?
I don't think I can do this.
Was? Of course, you can!
Sure, you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular,
and you can't tie your shoelaces even though you're ten years old.
But you're still, the bestest, most loyal little Nazi I've ever met.
Not to mention the fact you're really good-looking.
So, you gonna get out there and you gonna have a great time, okay?
- Okay. - That's the spirit! Okay.
Heil me, man.
Heil Hitler.
Whaat? You can heil me better than that.
Heil Hitler.
Just throw it away, don't even think about that.
- Heil Hitler. - No, you're over thinking it.
- Heil Hitler. - Heil Hiteler.
Who's Hiteler? Do you even speak German?
- Heil Hitler! - That's not the heil, this is the heil -
- Heil! - Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler!
That's it, you got it. Heil Hitler! Have a great day.
Heil Hitler! You gonna be the best.
Heil Hitler! You can do it.
Heil Hitler!
? Oh, komm doch, komm zu Mir ?
? Du nimmst Mir den Verstand ?
? Oh, komm doch, komm zu Mir ?
? Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ?
? Oh, Du bist so sch?n ?
? Sch?n wie ein Diamant ?
? Ich will mit Dir gehen ?
? Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ?
- Heil Hitler, Yorki. - Heil Hitler, Jojo.
Are you ready for the best weekend ever?
- Yes, I am! - Let's go!
? Das war noch nie bei einer Anderen ?
? Einmal so ?
? Oh, Du bist so sch?n ?
? Sch?n wie ein Diamant ?
? Ich will mit Dir gehen ?
? Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ?
- Heil Hitler, guys. - Heil Hitler!
Jungvolk, welcome to the Hitlerjugend training weekend.
In which we will make men and women of you all.
My name is Captain Klenzendorf.
- You may call me Captain K. - Captain K!
And this is Sub-Officer Finkel.
This is Fr?ulein Rahm.
Hey, Heil Hitler, everyone.
So, a little about me. Who am I and why am I here,
talking to a bunch of little titty-grabbers,
instead of leading my men into battle to their glorious deaths. Great question.
I've been asking myself every day since operation "Screw up".
Where I lost a perfectly good eye in a totally preventable enemy attack.
And according to my superiors, you need two eyes to be a meaningful part of the war effort.
Can two eyed people do this?
Jesus!
Over the next two days, you, little critters, will get to experience
some of the things that my teacher in the army goes through every day.
And even though it would appear our country is on a back foot,
and there really isn't much hope in that's winning this war.
Apparently, we're doing just fine.
Anyway.
You boys have all been issued with your Deutsches Jungvolk Daggers.
These are very special and expensive weapons.
You should never be without them. And don't try to stab each other!
No stabbing!
No stabbing.
This is your first step towards being men.
Today you boys will be involved in such activities, as
marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense,
camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up.
The girls will practice important womanly duties, such as
dressing wounds, making beds, and learning how to get pregnant.
I've had 18 kids for Germany.
Such a great year to be a girl.
All right. Let's get to it.
God help me.
? When I'm lyin' in my bed at night ?
? I don't wanna grow up ?
? Nothin' ever seems to turn out right ?
? I don't wanna grow up ?
Three, two, one - swastika.
? That's always changing things ?
? Makes me wish that I could be a dog ?
? When I see the price that you pay ?
? I don't wanna grow up ?
? I don't ever wanna be that way ?
? I don't wanna grow up ?
- Now, finish him. - Don't, don't!
? The only thing to live for is today... ?
- Fangs. - Fangs, ja.
- Serpent tongue. - Serpent tongue, ja.
- Scales. - Ja, scales.
Because once upon a time a Jewish man mated with a fish.
The Aryans are 1000 times more civilized and advanced than any other race.
Now, get your things together, kids, it's time to burn some books.
? Comb their hair and shine their shoes ?
? I don't wanna grow up ?
? Stay around in my old hometown ?
? I don't wanna put no money down ?
? I don't wanna get me a big old loan ?
? Work them fingers to the bone ?
? I don't wanna float a broom ?
? Fall in love and get married then boom ?
? How the hell did it get here so soon ?
? I don't wanna grow up ?
Jews sound scary, huh?
Not to me.
If I met one, I'd kill it like that.
Like...
That.
But how would you know if you saw one? They can look just like us.
I'd feel its head for horns.
And they smell like Brussels sprouts.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the Brussels sprouts bit.
Imagine catching one and giving it to Hitler.
That'd be a sure-fire way to get into his personal guards.
Then, we would become best friends.
I thought I was your best friend.
Yorki, you're my 2nd best friend.
First place is reserved for the Führer.
So, unless you're Hitler, hiding in a fat little boy's body,
I'd be happy with 2nd place.
I guess I'm just a kid in a fat kid's body.
Case closed.
When you stand before the enemy, and have to end his life.
Which of you will have the stomach to do this?
Good.
There is no room in Hitler's army for those that lack strength.
We want hardened warriors.
Those, that are prepared to kill at will.
- Can you do this? - Yes.
Johannes.
Can you kill?
Pff, of course. I love killing.
Good.
Come here.
Don't be scared. Come on.
Good.
Kill it.
Wring its neck and kill the rabbit.
Or are you scared?
I'm not scared.
I just...
Now!
Place both hands around its neck,
and then one hard twist.
He might scream, but we'll just use the boot to finish it off.
Kill!
Good shot.
You are a coward. Just like your father.
He's not a coward, he's fighting in Italy.
Really? Well, no one has heard from him in 2 years.
He is a deserting coward.
He's scared, and so are you.
You're as scared as a little rabbit.
Scared little rabbit. Maybe we should snap your neck too?
Jojo the rabbit.
Jojo Rabbit.
Poor Jojo. What's wrong, little man?
Hi, Adolf.
Wanna tell me about that rabbit incident? What was all that about?
They wanted me to kill it.
I'm sorry. I couldn't.
Don't worry about it. I couldn't care less.
But now they call me a scared rabbit.
Let them say whatever they want. People used to say a lot of nasty things about me.
This guy is a lunatic. Look at that psycho, he's gonna get us all killed.
I'll let you in on a little secret.
The rabbit is no coward.
The humble little bunny faces the dangerous world every day,
hunting carrots for his family, for his country.
My empire would be full of all animals.
Lions, giraffes, zebras, rhinoceroses, octopuses,
Rhinoctopuses.
Even the mighty rabbit.
Cigarette?
No thanks, I don't smoke.
Let me give you some really good advice.
Be the rabbit.
The humble bunny can outwit all of his enemies.
He's brave and sneaky and strong.
Be the rabbit.
Jojo.
Are you all right, Jojo?
Who were you talking to?
Nobody.
I thought you were crying.
Are you a tear-job specialist?
No.
Case closed.
Now, it's time for Jojo
to show those stick insects
who is the real cowardly rabbit.
I'm sorry, what are you talking about?
Never mind.
Jojo, where are you going?
To be the rabbit!
Jojo Rabbit!
Hunting carrots, Jojo Rabbit!
Hey, this is amazing! We're like two human antelopes.
Now, lads.
Each of you will be given the opportunity to ignite and throw a grenade.
I will personally be supervising each of you
to make sure you don't blow your eyes out, or something.
All right. Who's first?
Klaus!
Shit!
Don't do that.
Jojo!
Feldscher, take him in.
Jojo!
Oh mein Gott, he looks like a Picasso painting.
His mother is going to kill me.
My darling cub.
Hey, kid.
My darling little cub.
Why so happy? Your son is ugly like a monster.
Hey, you're no monster!
Besides, your scars will heal and you'll get most of the movement back in your legs.
But I'll never be in Hitler's personal guards.
You're fine as you are.
I'm just happy to have you back home.
Mama lion worries about her cub, especially when papa lion isn't here.
Or Inga lion.
Grab the rabbit by the tail, wrap it around his ear.
Tie it all up and then stuff him back down the hole.
Now then, let's get on our way.
I think getting out of the house will do wonders for your recuperation.
I don't want to go out there.
What? Don't be silly. Of course, you do.
I look stupid.
People will stare.
Enjoy the attention, kid.
Not everyone is lucky enough to look stupid.
I, for one, am cursed to look incredibly attractive.
Now, you're going to pluck up your courage,
walk out that door and have an incredible adventure.
Okay?
Okay.
Field Marshall Jojo, you're our top man.
Prepare to leave the house.
Is it dangerous?
Extremely.
Heil Hitler!
Jesus!
Looking good, kid.
Frau Betzler, you're looking fetching, as usual.
It's because of you my son can't walk properly and has a messed up face.
He stole my hand grenade, just took...
Yeah, yeah...
So, you are going to look after him while I'm at work.
Make sure he has a job and feels included, got it?
Got it. Yeah, I really got it.
Good.
Guys, this is Johannes Betzler, a kid I told you about, remember?
He stole the hand grenade and blew himself up, and as a result I got demoted for negligence.
Now I get to work in this office with all these wonderful kids.
So, Jojo, I'm sure we can figure out something for you to do.
Ideas? Guys?
Okay, we need somebody to walk the clones.
Also, I think, maybe he could hand out this new propaganda,
and deliver these conscriptions.
I don't suppose I could be conscripted, could I?
Yes, that's a wonderful idea.
Yes, I give my full permission for you to send this 10 year old child into war.
Will someone get this kid a gun?
And I'll be more than happy to fight in the France.
Get in line, kid.
Okay, here's the conscriptions.
And here's the gun.
No.
Yuck!
Look.
What did they do?
What they could.
Come on.
Hey, Jojo Rabbit! Look at your face.
I'm going to war, and you are a pup man!
Jojo Rabbit!
Mama?
Field Marshall Jojo is home.
Mama?
Mama, I'm home.
Mama?
Hi.
What do you want?
Are you a ghost?
Sure. A ghost.
Don't make me run, kid!
I'm far too hungry, and you know how much we love the taste of blood.
Lost something?
I'm not a ghost Johannes, I'm something worse,
but I think you already know that, don't you?
You know what I am?
- No. - Yes.
Say it.
Say it!
A Jew.
Gesundheit.
You can't be here.
Well, your mother invited me, so, I suppose, that makes me her guest.
Not allowed!
What will you do sweet Hitlerchen?
Of course.
Go on then. Tell them.
But you know what happens if you do?
I'll tell them you helped me. And your mother too.
And we'll all be kaput.
And if you tell her you know about me.
Just one word.
I'll do the world a great big favor and cut your Nazi head off.
Got it?
Yeah.
I think I'll hold on to this.
It's pretty.
Sheesh, that was intense.
What am I going to do?
Honestly, no idea.
I mean, there could be more of them. Hundreds of them, living in your walls.
How did she get control like that?
She must've used her powers. Mind control.
Typical.
- You saw how fast she moved? - Yes.
Like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens.
And now she's got your fancy knife.
A knife!
Yeah, like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens Jack the Ripper.
You're definitely in a pickle, my friend.
What to do?
Got it!
Burn down the house and blame Winston Churchill.
Or negotiate.
Excuse me?
Little girl?
Jew girl in the wall?
Yoohoo, Jew?
Okay, well, I'll just say what I have to say, and that's this,
I'm not scared of you and I think
you should find somewhere else to live, okay?
Not okay.
Get, the hell, out of my room.
She's pretty rude, you know.
That's just my 2 pfennige.
And now she's got two knives.
I know!
How are you gonna chop up stuff?
I don't know!
And she's still up there too, that thing, that...
- Jew! - Yeah, Jew, yeah.
What are we gonna do about that Jew?
You think of something.
Now I'm the expert?
Stop offering me, damn, cigarettes! I'm ten!
Okay, sorry, I'm stressed out.
Okay, let's talk like turkeys.
You can't tell your mother or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head.
But, there's no reason this thing in the attic needs to ruin your life.
In fact, you could use her to your advantage.
How?
When someone tries to use mind powers on me.
You know what I do? Use mind powers back on them.
Remember last year, when that one-armed pirate
Von Stauffenberg tried to blow me up with a table bomb?
- Yeah, you survived. - Correct-a-mundo.
But the only reason I survived, apart from having bomb-proof legs,
is because I outwitted old Von Stauffy.
I let him think that I was dead, when in actual fact I was absolutely fine.
By pretending I was dead I drew out all the traitors.
So, what are you going to do?
- Pretend I'm dead? - Exactly.
Wait, no.
No, what I mean is this.
Make her feel safe, and then she'll drop her guard and then you will be the one in control.
Reverse psychology.
Don't complicate things.
Just use my backwards mind power trick, and everything will be fine.
I gotta go. We are having a unicorn for dinner at my place tonight.
Concentrate, Jojo.
Remember, a Jew living in your wall is better than
two Jews flying around with their bat wings, climbing down chimneys and eating innocent Nazis.
And don't give her anymore knives!
Jews.
Darling cub, why are you up?
Did you eat anything?
Sorry, I lost track of time, I was talking a long walk and having a think...
What are we going to do with these laces?
My goodness, you know, you'll have to tie them, eventually, you know.
- I heard her. - What?
Who?
Inga. Her ghost.
It's so sad for you.
You've lost your mind.
It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person.
I heard noises upstairs.
Ghosts, honestly?
You know what I heard? Rats.
Yes, we have them. Can you believe that?
Dirty animals, I've been meaning to tell you to stay away from upstairs
until I've cleared them all, okay? I don't need you getting sick.
Okay, Mama.
I'll watch out for those dirty rats.
Where are all, the goddamn, knives?
Are you going to bed too?
Yes, soon. I have to tidy some things first.
What things?
Mama things.
Boy, you have to trust me, okay? I'm the boss here, yeah?
I guess.
Good boy.
Yes, but with one eye.
Almost.
Not quite.
Great! You got it. Yeah.
You have to be more quiet, he heard noises up here.
If I have to choose between you and my son, I...
I won't know where to send you. You hear me?
He can't know. If he knows then they know.
You could reason with him.
You don't know him. He's a fanatic.
It took him 3 weeks to get over the fact that his grandfather was not blond.
I know he's in there somewhere.
The little boy, who loves to play, and runs to you because he's scared of sundown.
And thinks you invented the chocolate cake.
In the end it's only a way of
hope,
in that your only remaining child is not just another ghost.
Perhaps we all ghosts now, and we just don't know it.
Perhaps.
You've lived more lifetimes than most.
I haven't lived at all.
You're being changed.
And they say you can't live, that you won't live.
If that comes true, then they win.
They have been winning so far.
They'll never win, that's the power you have.
As long as there's someone alive, somewhere, then they lose.
They didn't get you yesterday or today, you make tomorrow the same.
Hey.
Tomorrow must be the same.
Jesus Christ!
You must stretch. Does that hurt you?
Yes.
Good. Pain is your friend.
Soon your leg will only be a little bit deformed and pointless.
I'm going to recommend another month of pool,
because your face might scare the other kids.
It's kind of ugly.
Okay, who's next?
Jojo, baby, I have to go.
See you at home.
Hi, Captain K.
Hey, if it isn't the hand grenade himself.
How's the leg, kid?
It's pretty much healed. It only 80 % hurts now.
What are you guys doing?
I'm here to teach the HG boys water warfare training.
You know, in case they ever need to go to battle in the swimming pool.
Can I ask you a question about Jews?
Oh God, why?
What should I do if I see one?
Okay, if you see a Jew, you tell us, we tell the Gestapo,
and they tell the SS, and then they go, and they kill the Jew.
And anyone who helped the Jew.
And, because, these are very paranoid times, probably some other people just in case.
It's a pretty joined up process.
Even if the Jew hypnotized someone to make them hide the Jew in the first place?
I'd be amazed if that could happen.
No, it can happen.
It happened to my uncle.
A Jew hypnotized him, and he became a massive drunk,
and a gambler, and he cheated on his wife,
and he had an inappropriate relationship with my sister,
and then he drowned in an unrelated accident.
But it was the Jew's fault.
Anyway, did you see one? A Jew?
I'm not sure I'd be able to tell if I did.
Me neither. Without their funny hats it's damn near impossible.
Someone should write a book on the subject.
That would make things so much easier.
Finky, they are drowning, come on.
I'll see you later, little man.
Okay, here's the situation.
If I tell on you, you'll be in big trouble.
And I don't think you want that.
But then you'll tell on me and my mother, and we'll be in trouble,
which I don't want.
And if you tell my mother I know, then she'll kick you out,
which you don't want.
And if I tell my mother I know, then you'll cut off my Nazi head,
which I also don't want.
So, it's a Mexican stalemate.
It's just a normal stalemate.
I have some conditions for allowing you to stay here.
- Conditions? - Yes.
Tell me everything about the Jewish race.
Okay.
We are like you, but human.
Please take this seriously.
Think of this as an exposé. I want to know all your secrets.
Kindly refrain from sitting on my sister's bed!
Boy, she doesn't need it.
You know nothing of my sister.
Inga and I were friends.
I remember you. Such a funny little boy.
Enough with the small talk. Start telling me about your kind.
Obviously, we are demons, who love money, right?
Obviously, everyone knows that.
But what people don't know is that we also allergic to food.
Cheese, bread, meat. That stuff will kill us instantly.
So, if you are thinking of ending my life, that's the fastest way.
Also biscuits - lethal.
Very funny.
Anyway, there's not enough food for you, so I don't know what are you doing to do.
Your mother managed to find me some bread.
She's kind. She treats me like a person.
But you're not. Not a proper person.
Are you?
How dare you, Jew?
You are weak, like an eyelash.
I am born of Aryan ancestry. My blood is the color of a pure red rose.
And my eyes are blue.
Break free.
Break free great Aryan. There are no weak Jews.
I am descended from those, who wrestle angels and kill giants.
We were chosen by God.
You were chosen by pathetic little man, who can't even grow a full mustache.
The stronger race, huh?
So, how is it all going with that Jew thing upstairs?
Well, she doesn't want to talk to me.
Well, you are a Nazi.
I guess.
This book is going to be harder to write than I though.
What's she doing? She's burning something.
What is she burning? What are you burning?
She can't hear you.
What are you burning?
Why so happy?
Things are changing.
The allies have taken Italy, France will be next. And soon the war will be over.
God dammit!
Why does that make you happy? You hate your country that much?
I love my country, it's the war I hate. It's pointless and stupid,
and the sooner we have peace the better.
Oh, the war will end. We will crash our enemies into dust!
And when they are destroyed, we shall use their graves as...
Okay, no more politics.
Dinner is neutral ground. This table is Switzerland.
Let's eat.
You aren't eating.
No, I am not that hungry. I might eat later.
For now, I'm just going to chew on these grapes.
Well, I'm especially hungry tonight, so, maybe, I'll just finish yours.
Don't want it to go to waste.
How was your day Johannes?
Oh, you know, just wandered around, being a deformed kid who has nothing to live for.
You are not deformed.
My face looks like a, goddamn, street map, woman.
I wouldn't expect you to understand. If my father was here, he'd get it.
Well, he's not.
I know. And instead, I'm stuck with you.
- You want your Daddy? - Yeah, I do.
Yeah.
Fine!
Don't you ever talk to your, goddamn, mother like that!
Paul, what happened?
Paul?
I yelled at the kid.
What? Go apologize.
Sorry, kid.
What? What kind of apology was that?
Sorry, kid.
Jojo.
I know you miss me, but I'm..
I'm out there, trying to make a difference in the world.
And while I'm gone, I need you to take care of my Rosie.
Can you do that?
Yes, Dad.
Thanks.
She's doing what she can.
Oh, Gosh. We made a good kid, huh?
Damn, that's good!
It reminds me of dancing with Rosie in the red salon.
You remember, honey?
Of course, I do, babe.
Hey.
Don't just sit there, kid. Come, dance with your parents.
So, I'd like you to draw a picture of where Jews live.
Where you all eat, sleep, and where the Queen Jew lays the eggs.
You really are an idiot.
Come on, we have a lot of work to do.
Tell me about your family.
I'll tell you about the Jews, but you are not privileged to know about my family.
But I need background.
Why are you hanging around with me, don't you have any friends?
Of course! Yorki.
- Yorki? - Amongst others.
- You don't have anyone. - I have Nathan.
Nathan? Who, the hell, is that?
My fiancée. I have him.
Where is he?
Fighting in the resistance. See?
He proposed to me on the banks of the Fluss.
He knelt down like a proper gentleman, recited a poem by Rilke.
And when I said yes we danced into the night.
Snore. Who's Rilke?
A great poet. Nathan's favorite.
Oh, Nathan's favorite? Yeah.
He's coming to rescue me, and then we'll go live in Paris.
You'd turn your back on Germany forever?
It turned on me first.
Well, we don't need you.
You and your stupid boyfriend can shut up and go live in
dumb-cheese-snail-baguette land.
Now, now, just because you don't have a girlfriend.
I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.
One day you'll make time.
You'll think of nothing else.
You'll meet someone, and spend your days,
dreaming of the moments you can hold them in your arms again.
That's love.
Ridiculous.
Finished.
I said to draw where Jews live.
This is just a stupid picture of my head.
Yeah, that's where we live.
Rilke.
Where are you poetry-writing dumbheads?
Yes, great thinking, Rabbit.
We'll use all of these books to make a fake floor
that she'll fall through straight into a pit full of
piranhas and lava and bacon.
She won't know what hit her.
You shush, shush me.
Let's get a book and let's go, libraries are dumb.
Yeah, this is a really good idea what we are doing right now.
If she had a heart, this would break it clean in two.
I have something to tell you.
I came across an old letter from Nathan, your fiancée.
Addressed to you.
What, the hell, are you talking about?
I'll just read it.
Dear Elsa, this is hard for me to say,
but I don't want to marry you anymore.
I found a new woman, and we love a lot, and do the tongue kiss.
It's like my favorite poet Rilke says,
We need, in love, to practice only this: letting each other go.
So, goodbye and sorry about letting you go.
From Nathan, your ex-fiancée.
P.S. I am not really in the resistance.
I was lying. I'm unemployed and quite fat now.
Don't open the door, but I, actually, forgot that there was a second letter.
Dear Elsa, I just wanted to let you know that I don't want to break up with you now.
I changed my mind because I don't want you to kill yourself over me.
Which a couple of girls have done in the past, and it's pretty stressful.
I need you to stay alive.
Thank God you've been taken care of by that kid,
who I must say is a remarkable young man beyond his years, and brave too.
And let's still get married sometime,
even though I am truly unemployed and have nothing going for me.
Yours, Nathan.
- Beethoven. - Einstein.
- Bach. - Gerschwin.
Brahms. Wagner. Mozart.
Musicians, is that all you have?
Rilke.
Of course, your favorite, Rilke. Jewish mother.
- Dietrich, then. - Houdini.
No, that's impossible!
Believe it brother. Just ask Pissaro, Modigliani,
Man Ray, Gertrude Stein, Mr. Moses, and the king of them all Jesus Christi, Amen.
You're just saying any old name now.
I've never heard of these people, and now I'm fed up.
Hey.
If you find any more of those letters, would you let me know?
Sure. Okay. Bye.
These banks used to be full of lovers.
There was dancing and singing and...
Romance.
There's no time for romance!
We're at war!
There's always time for romance.
Someday you'll meet someone special.
Why does everyone keep telling me that?
Why else tells you that?
Everyone.
Anyway, it was a stupid idea.
You're stupid.
Love is the strongest thing in the world.
I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing in the world,
followed closely by dynamite and then muscles.
Besides, I wouldn't even know it if I saw it.
Surprise, surprise. Your shoelaces are undone again.
Jojo, you'll know when that happens.
You'll feel it.
It's a pain.
In my arse, I bet.
In your tummy. Like it full of butterflies.
Yuck.
Yeah, yuck.
Come on, Shitler, let's get a move on.
Hey!
What's wrong with you? I'm worried about you, man.
Are you drunk? Again?
Come on.
Can you please untie...
You are really getting fat.
I'm not...
You know what, why don't I just leave you here, okay?
And I'll come and get you tomorrow. Okay, how about that?
You think you are adult, darling.
I'll meet you back at the house, I think, tomorrow morning.
You're growing up too fast. A ten-year old shouldn't be
celebrating war and talking politics.
You should be climbing trees, and then falling out of those trees.
But the Führer says, when we win,
it is us, young boys, who will rule the world.
The Reich is dying, we are going to lose the war,
and then what are you going to do?
Life is a gift. We must celebrate it.
We have to dance to show God we are grateful to be alive.
Well, I won't dance.
Dancing is for people, who don't have a job.
Dancing is for people who are free.
It's an escape from all of this.
Well, you are free to dance your way home.
I'll ride.
Oh, no, you don't.
No one can stop me!
? Mama, ich rufe dich an, oh Mama ?
? Doch einst kommt der Tag ?
? Wo ich Dir sag ?
? Ich bin ein grosser Mann ?
Welcome home boys. Now go home and kiss your mothers.
? Und ruhe dich aus ?
? Du hast schon genug getan ?
No news from Nathan today, I'm afraid.
He's probably doing something amazing, like reading a book or growing a beard.
What's wrong?
Do you want me to tell you about the Jews?
I don't care.
In the beginning, we used to live in caves, deep, deep in the center of the Earth.
Wait.
Scary places, full of strange and wonderful creatures all with one thing in common...
Stealing the ends of penises.
No, you idiot. The love of art.
No cutting penises off?
Do you want the story or not?
You may continue, but I know it's true, the penis thing.
Rabbis use them for earplugs.
And moving on. After many years of developing
magic and spells, we slowly moved out of the caves and into the towns.
Some of us stayed in the caves though, in animal bodies.
Which are blobs or something?
I'll draw them for you.
It'd be better with color.
Where's the horns?
Under the hair.
Where are yours?
I'm too young. They grow when you turn 21.
These days we live among normal people, but often we take over a house
and hang from the ceiling when we sleep, like bats.
And another thing is - we can read each others' minds.
Oh my God! Everyone's minds? What about German minds?
No, their heads are too thick for us to penetrate.
Like birds, our true language sounds like singing.
And we also attracted to shiny things.
Crystals, glass and gold.
Attracted to shiny things.
But also ugly things. Jews love ugliness.
That's another thing we learned in school.
You love them, yes? Ugly things?
Hi.
You two seem to be getting on well.
I was just making she was still alive.
What do you care?
I don't, I just don't want a dead person in my house.
How would you like it?
I'd love it. More dead people in my house, please.
Look, just all the time you two are spending together,
it's making me feel very uncomfortable.
You suggested it in the first place.
Did I?
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah, I did.
Besides, it's for the book.
Oh my God. You are right. I'm sorry. Did I make it weird?
It's weird now, isn't it? It shouldn't be weird between us.
None of this should be weird.
It's fine. I'm just tired. I'm going to bed.
Yeah, I was just keeping your bed warm for you,
'cause that's what real friends do.
Hey, what do you think about this uniform?
I'm not sure about the hips on the pants. Should they be bigger?
You look great.
Thank you.
Now, listen, Jojo, can I give you some really good advice?
When you see what's in her mind,
and where she's trying to make you go in your mind.
In your mind, you must go the other way.
You're getting what I'm saying? Do not let her put you in a brain prison.
That, dear Jojo, is one thing that cannot and must not ever ever happen to a German!
Do not let your German brain be bossed around!
I won't let her boss my German brain around, Mein Führer.
Try not to.
Now, I think you've got a lot of good information in your book.
It's time to show it to the world, don't you think?
Yeah.
Adolf?
Do you think I'm ugly?
Yes.
Is he asleep?
He's different.
He suspects something. He thinks Inga's ghost ends up here.
You remind me of her. You really do.
I would love to have seen her grow into a woman.
But I'll have to watch you instead.
I don't know anything about being a woman.
Is that what it is? You do things, like drink wine?
Sure, you'll drink.
Champagne if you are happy.
Champagne if you are sad.
You drive a car, gamble if you want.
Own diamonds. Learn how to fire a gun.
You can travel to Morocco. Take up lovers.
Make them suffer.
You look a tiger in the eye.
And trust without fear - that's what it is to be a woman.
How do you do that?
How do you know you can trust someone?
You trust them.
Goodnight.
All those other things. Did you do that stuff?
You know, go to Morocco, and the rest.
No, I've never looked a tiger in the eye.
Finkel, I meant we'd need dogs for when the city is attacked, not, actual
German shepherds.
Get them out of here.
Get them out of here! Now!
Now!
Move along please. Thank you.
I'm sorry for yelling at you.
- I feel so stupid. - No, no.
It's a silly name for a dog,
I should've been more clear. You're doing a great job.
Danke.
Hiya, kid.
How can we help you today, Master Betzler?
What's up? Work with me.
If someone turned in a Jew, would they get a medal or something?
Oh, Jews, Jews... You still going on about those people?
You know, I'm preparing the city for imminent invasion, right?
I'm tying the planet defense strategy.
I've got Americans to the West. Got Russians to the East.
My friend once met some Russians and they ate him.
Who's the walnuts?
Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.
What do you want to talk about?
Well, I am learning a lot about Jews.
Did you know, Jews can read each others' minds?
And when they sleep, they hang from the ceiling, like bats.
That's fascinating, where did you come by this information?
Research. I'm writing a book.
Oh, congratulations. What's it called?
"Yoohoo Jew". It's an exposé on Jews.
You could also call it "Who are you, Jew?".
What about "Jews News"?
You do have a wonderful imagination on you.
- It's real. - Yeah, of course, it's real.
When I was your age I had an imaginary friend, called Conny.
He used to wet my bed when I was asleep. He got me in so much trouble.
Hey, come here, you might like to check out what I'm working on.
As part of our preparations for the invasion, I'm redesigning my uniform.
Got the feathers for air dynamics. The sparkly color to dazzle the enemy.
The boots, purely decorative.
And this.
This is a Gatling gun, mounted with a radio,
which emits annoying music to dishearten the enemy.
This is all copyrighted, by the way.
That means you can't copy it.
Yeah, don't give me ideas, kid.
The kids are telling me that your father is away fighting?
So, it appears you are now the man of the house, how is that going?
It's okay.
Ja?
So, what jobs do you have for me today?
I only got have one, I wouldn't lie.
It's a bit of a step-down from what you used to, but
we need all hands on deck right now.
Metal for Hitler.
Pots and pans for the war effort.
Here comes the metal man, looking for your pots and pans.
Metal for Hitler.
Pots and pans.
Free Germany.
Jojo?
Yorki?
Hi!
You're a soldier now?
At your service.
But you're only 11.
I know.
- May I? - Yeah, sure.
Is that paper?
That's what I thought at first too, but it's "paper-like".
It's the latest material, invented by our top scientists.
Well, I'm impressed.
Hey, Yorki.
I caught a Jew. A real one.
A Jew?
I saw some that they caught, hiding in the Forrest last month.
Personally, I didn't see what all the fuss was about.
They weren't at all scary and seemed, kind of, normal.
I'm getting distracted. I got to go.
Bye.
Oh my God. It's so hard to run in this thing.
I found these.
You can have them. They're, probably, broken.
Doesn't mean anything.
Maybe, you can draw something for my book.
I could draw you again.
No one wants to see pictures of cripples.
You're not a cripple.
Besides, true artists don't see that stuff.
Blind artists, you mean.
It's fine. I'll just accept I'll be one of those guys who never get to kiss a girl.
You will be kissed, Jojo.
Do you want me to kiss you?
Okay.
Two things.
Thing number one.
It's illegal for Nazis and Jews to hang out like we do, let alone kiss.
Thing number two.
It'd just be a sympathy kiss, which doesn't count.
You're not a Nazi.
I'm massively into swastikas, so, I think, that's a pretty good sign right there.
You're not a Nazi, Jojo.
You're a 10-year-old kid, who likes swastikas and likes dressing up in a funny uniform,
and wants to be part of a club. But you're not one of them.
Okay.
Let's just agree to disagree, all right?
Not a Nazi.
What a dirty Jew!
Come on, hide! Hurry, go!
Heil Hitler.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am Captain Herman Deertz of Falkenheim Gestapo.
With me Herr Müller, Herr Junker, Herr Klum, and Herr Frosch.
May we come in?
Thank you so much.
Heil Hitler.
Hey, Jojo.
Hey, guys. Good to see you.
My bicycle got a flat tire, so I carried it.
Captain Klenzendorf?
Heil Hitler!
You know Freddie Finkel?
Heil Hitler.
So, did I miss anything?
No, no. We we just heil Hiltering the boy and then heil Hiltering yourself,
and then, of course, heil Hiltering Freddie Finkel,
and now we in the midst of a routine inspection.
And what brings you here, captain?
We were just passing by, and we thought we'd drop off some pamphlets for the boy.
He works for us.
I see.
And yourself?
You know how it is. Every day we take a call.
Hello, is that the Gestapo? I believe there's a Communist,
hiding behind my fridge.
We go around to investigate, it's just some mold.
So, not far off.
It's all part of the job.
Now, this is my kind of little boy's bedroom.
Oh, yes. There he is.
You and your friends may have heard a rumor that Hitler only has one ball, this is nonsense.
He has four.
So, you are volunteering at the Hitlerjugend office, yes?
Yes.
Good for you.
I wish more of our young boys had your blind fanaticism.
What on earth are those oafs up to? Why don't we go upstairs and see, yes?
Do you know where your mother is?
No.
I think she's in town.
Has she been spending much time at home?
She is quite busy.
Is she?
Well, I'm pleased to see that you're wearing your Jugend uniform, but
where is your knife?
You must always carry your DJ knife, where is it?
I...
Left...
It's here.
And who might you be?
And what are you doing in my house?
You live here too?
I'm his sister, Inga.
Heil Hitler.
I did not know you have a sister, Johannes.
Sometimes he'd prefer if I was dead.
Isn't that right, little Frankenstein?
Now, now, there's no need to attack his hideous physical deformity.
That is a war wound.
But...
Why do you have his knife?
I'm guarding my room, because he refuses to stay out of it.
What do you have hidden in there?
You know, girl's stuff.
May I?
Naturally.
You see, we deal with an inordinate number of reports,
denunciations, and general investigations, and, of course,
we are indeed interested in problems of crime and anti party sentiment.
But we still have one greater concern. That's of the Goldilocksies,
sneaking around, eating other people's food.
Sleeping in the beds, it really is quite rude.
I don't suppose I could see your papers, could I?
Papers, Miss Betzler. Quickly, please, we don't have all day.
Yes, of course.
How old are you in this photo?
They're 3 years old, I was 14.
Date of birth?
1st of May. 1929.
Correct. Thank you, Inga.
Get a new photo, you look like a ghost in this one.
Wait!
What is this?
"Yoohoo Jew".
Tell me who did this.
I did.
It's an exposé on Jews. How they think, behave,
look, it'll be a gift to the Führer.
Guys, you have to see this.
Look at this one. He has a tail.
There's one of them, hanging upside down like a bat.
This one here, it is a drawing of their heads.
And who is operating the machinery of their brains?
The Devil. It's funny 'cause it's true.
Look at this little stupid Jew. There they are with horns.
What is this?
Die Nathan, die. Ways of killing Nathan.
Nathan, being tortured by snakes. Poked with sticks.
Being fired from a cannon.
Just being cold names.
Nathan, being crushed under the wheel of penny farthing bicycle.
Who is Nathan, please?
Just some boy.
Nathan, being roasted over an open fire.
It reminds me. We must get back.
Remember, 'cause we left that guy, hanging up.
Thank you for this, you have really made my day.
I do hope you continue with it.
And, of course, if you see anything suspicious
give us a ring.
Good day.
Heil Hitler.
Nice to meet you, Inga.
Stay home, Jojo.
Look after your family. Look after this knife.
Elsa, you fooled them!
May 7th.
What?
She was born on the 7th.
Not the 1st.
He was helping us.
They'll be back.
They'll figure out she's dead, then I'll be dead.
Nobody really knows Inga died.
You could be her.
I'll tell Mama everything when she gets home.
That I know you, and that we're friends.
Jew and Nazi are not friends.
Man, that was a complete bust. Mind explaining that?
She's not...
She doesn't seem like a bad person.
I am beginning to question your loyalty to myself and the party.
You call yourself a patriot?
Yet, where is the evidence?
The German soldier was born out of necessity.
Germany depends on the passion of these young men.
Passion and readiness to fall for the Fatherland,
despite the futile efforts of ally war profiteers,
who send their ill-prepared armies, clumsily, into the lair of the wolf.
And only zealous men, who stand steadfast in the face of the enemy
will be etched in German memory forever.
And it is up to you to decide if you want to be remembered,
or disappear without a trace,
like a pitiful grain of sand into a dessert of insignificance.
To put it plainly.
Get your shit together and sort out your priorities.
You're 10, Jojo.
Start acting like it.
Did you know?
She didn't tell me much.
Only that she worked with her friends
and your father was, somehow, involved from afar.
No, he's fighting in the war.
She said he'll be home as soon as the war is over.
She didn't want to tell you anything for obvious reasons.
Because she hated me.
'Cause I'm a Nazi. I'm the enemy.
She didn't want you to know anything that could get you in trouble.
But now I have nothing.
No one.
The last time I saw my parents was at the station.
They were put on the train.
I ran.
Slowly, found my way back to the city.
A friend of my father's hid me.
Then, another friend, then friends of friends...
Till your mother took me in.
And so far I am still here.
But my parents went to a place you don't come back from.
What's the first thing you'll do when you're free?
Dance.
? Everybody's gotta live ?
? And everybody's gonna die ?
? Everybody's gotta live ?
? I think you know the reason why ?
? Sometimes the going gets so good ?
? Then again it gets pretty rough ?
? But when I have you in my arms baby ?
? You know I just can't, I just can't get enough ?
? Oh yeah ?
? Everybody's gotta live ?
? And everybody's gonna die ?
? Everybody's try to have a good time ?
? I think you know the reason why ?
? I feel like I've seen just about a million sunsets ?
? She said if you're with me I'll never go away ?
? That's when I stopped and I took another look at my baby ?
? She said if you're with me I'll never go away ?
? Because ?
? Everybody's gotta live ?
? And everybody's gonna die ?
? Everybody's gotta live ?
? Before you know the reason why ?
? Everybody's gotta live ?
? Before you know the reason why ?
Yorki?
Jojo!
Oh God.
Jojo! Oh, I've missed you!
Sorry about your mama.
I cried for ages, when I heard what happened.
What's going on out here?
The Russians, Jojo. They're coming.
And the Americans from the other way.
And England, and China.
And Africa, and India. The whole world is coming.
Help me with this ammo.
And how are we doing?
Terribly. Our only friends are the Japanese.
And just between you and me, they don't look very Aryan.
Remember that Jew, I told you about?
- Oh yeah. - I still have her.
She's, basically, my girlfriend now.
Oh, good for you, Jojo. A girlfriend.
But, you know, she is Jewish.
There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo.
There are Russians somewhere out there.
They are worse than anyone.
I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs.
I mean, like, that's bad, right?
Sex with dogs?
Yeah, the Englishmen do it too.
We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.
It's crazy. And now Hitler's gone. We're really on our own.
What?
You didn't hear?
He's dead.
He gave up and blew his brains out.
No! That's impossible.
Blew them out. His brains.
Turns out, he was hiding a lot of stuff from us.
Doing some really bad things behind everyone's backs.
I'm not sure if we'll survive attacks.
Okay. Come here.
Okay. See that American there? Just go give him a hug.
Go! Run! Let's go!
Oh, Yorki, Yorki.
Great news, you've just been promoted and you get you own pistol.
Just go and shoot anybody who looks different to us.
Okay.
Jojo, where's your uniform?
Here, put this jacket on, so they know not to shoot you.
We must kill everything that we see.
Heil Hitler!
Die, devil's tongue.
Yeah, we'll check him.
Hey! Hey!
What?
I don't understand.
Captain K.
Hiya, kid. Look at all this commotion.
What's happening?
Hysteria, my friend. We come to the end.
Party's over.
Are you scared? Don't be scared.
Look at me.
I'm sorry about Rosie, she was a good person.
An actual good person.
Okay?
It's okay, kid.
I've been meaning to tell you. I think your book is really great.
I'm sorry for laughing at it.
Very creative.
Come here, let's take a look at you.
You look good. You're okay, kid.
Now, go home. Look after that sister of yours.
Okay?
Get away!
Get away, Jew!
Get away!
What's going on?
It's a Jew!
Shut up! You know this Nazi?
He...
I don't know this dirty Jew.
- Get away, Jew! - Shut your mouth, Nazi!
- No! - Get out of here!
Go home!
- Leave him alone! - Go home!
Get out of here! Go home!
Jojo?
Yorki!
Thank God!
I thought you were dead.
No, it seems like I can never die.
I'm gonna go home to see my mother.
I need a cuddle.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
Yeah, it's, definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.
Hey, so now the war is over, at least your girlfriend will be free.
She can leave now.
Is something wrong?
I've got to go.
- Okay. - Sorry.
Hi, I'm home.
What's going on out there?
Out where?
Outside, dummy.
Jojo, what's going on?
Is it safe to come out?
Jojo, is it safe?
Can I leave?
No.
You can't leave.
Why?
You have to stay here.
Who won?
With me.
Jojo, who won? Who won the war?
We did.
Germany won the war.
I'm sorry.
Dear Elsa, I know it's hard for you at the moment.
And I know you feel like giving up.
But you have to carry on.
Me and your good friend Jojo, have devised a plan for you to escape.
So, please, listen to him.
He's gonna help you to get out of there.
And then you could come be with me in Paris.
Don't worry about Jojo.
He'll be okay.
See you in Paris. Nathan.
He's dead.
Pardon?
Nathan.
He died last year. Tuberculosis.
Well...
That's weird. Who wrote these?
Thank you, Jojo.
You've been so good to me.
Well... Thing is...
I love you.
I know you think of me as a younger brother, which is fine.
And...
You're too old anyway.
But...
Man, it's quite hot in here.
I love you too.
- As a younger brother? - Yes, as a younger brother.
Look, me and fake Nathan have found a way for you to escape.
Maybe, you can trust your younger brother?
Maybe.
Okay then.
Get your things together. We're leaving.
Jojo Betzler. Ten and a half years old.
Today, just do what you can.
Where, in a shit, do you think you're going?
- Out. - Out?
Oh no, you don't.
Now, we gonna stay in here, and you gonna tell me exactly
what's going on with you and that thing it the attic.
That thing is a girl.
You're in love with her, aren't you?
Yes.
- Admit it! - I just said yes.
I knew it!
It was never gonna work out.
And you. No, she's too old for you. And you're ugly.
No, she's gonna leave you, you that, don't you?
So, here's what's gonna happen, you little shit.
You gonna put this on, okay?
You gonna forget about that disgusting Jewy cow up there.
And you gonna come back to me, where you belong.
All right?
Put it on!
And then, we gonna pretend none of this ever happened.
You got it?
Heil me? For old time sake? Heil me, little man.
No.
- Heil me. - No.
Just a little heil. Please.
Fuck off, Hitler!
Come on.
Oh, wait.
Ready?
Yeah.
Is it dangerous out there?
Extremely.
We made it.
Probably, deserved that.
What do we do now?
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乔乔·贝茨勒。
十岁。
今天你加入了丛林军团，
在一个非常特殊的训练周末。
会很激烈，但是今天
你变成了一个男人。
我发誓将我所有的精力和力量奉献给我们国家的救世主-
阿道夫·希特勒。
我愿意并准备为他放弃我的生命，
上帝保佑我。
是的，没错。
-现在，乔乔·贝茨勒，你的心是什么？-蛇心。
-乔乔·贝茨勒，你的身体是什么？狼的身体。
-乔乔·贝茨勒，你有什么勇气？-黑豹勇气。
-乔乔·贝茨勒，你的灵魂是什么？-德国灵魂。
是的，伙计，你准备好了。
阿道夫。
我想我做不到。
曾经是。当然，你可以！
当然，你有点瘦，有点不受欢迎，
即使你十岁了，也不能系鞋带。
但你仍然是我见过的最棒、最忠诚的小纳粹。
更不用说你真的很帅了。
所以，你要出去玩得开心，好吗？
-好的。-这就是精神！好吧。
嗨，伙计。
希特勒万岁。
什么？你可以更好地帮助我。
希特勒万岁。
把它扔掉，别想了。
希特勒万岁。-不，你想得太多了。
希特勒万岁。-海尔·希特勒。
希特勒是谁？你会说德语吗？
希特勒万岁！-那不是万岁，这是万岁-
-万岁！希特勒万岁！
希特勒万岁！
就这样，你明白了。希特勒万岁！祝你有美好的一天。
希特勒万岁！你会成为最好的。
希特勒万岁！你能做到的。
希特勒万岁！
哦，多奇，多米尔
#你永远不会忘记#
哦，多奇，多米尔
* Komm，gib Mir deine Hand *
哦，杜比斯特如此舍恩
？施恩，你好吗
？我会和导演葛恩在一起
* Komm，gib Mir deine Hand *
-希特勒万岁，林雅婷。-希特勒万岁，乔乔。
你准备好迎接有史以来最棒的周末了吗？
-是的，我是！-走吧！
？这不是一场战争
？真的吗
哦，杜比斯特如此舍恩
？施恩，你好吗
？我会和导演葛恩在一起
* Komm，gib Mir deine Hand *
-希特勒万岁，伙计们。希特勒万岁！
容格沃克，欢迎来到希特勒青年训练周末。
我们会让你们成为男人和女人。
我叫克林赞多夫上尉。
-你可以叫我船长-船长！
这是芬克尔警官。
这是弗莱林·拉姆。
嘿，希特勒万岁，各位。
关于我的一点点。我是谁，为什么在这里，
和一群偷笑的小家伙聊天，
而不是带领我的人战斗到光荣的死亡。问得好。
自从“搞砸”行动以来，我每天都在问自己。
在一次完全可以预防的敌人袭击中，我失去了一只非常好的眼睛。
据我的上司说，你需要两只眼睛才能成为战争中有意义的一部分。
两眼人能做到吗？
上帝啊。
在接下来的两天里，你们这些小动物将会体验到
我的军队老师每天都经历的一些事情。
即使看起来我们的国家在退步，
赢得这场战争的希望真的不大。
显然，我们做得很好。
总之。
你们都拿到了德国军刀。
这些是非常特殊和昂贵的武器。
你不应该没有他们。不要试图刺伤对方！
不要刺伤！
不要刺伤。
这是你成为男人的第一步。
今天你们这些男孩将会参与这样的活动，比如
行军，刺刀演习，投掷手榴弹，挖沟，读图，防空，
伪装，伏击技术，战争游戏，开枪和爆炸。
女孩们将练习重要的女性职责，例如
包扎伤口，铺床，学习如何怀孕。
我已经为德国生了18个孩子。
做一个女孩是多么美好的一年。
好吧。让我们开始吧。
上帝保佑我。
#当我晚上躺在床上#
#我不想长大#
#似乎没有什么是对的#
#我不想长大#
三，二，一个万字。
？这总是在改变事情
#让我希望我能成为一只狗#
当我看到你付出的代价
#我不想长大#
#我不想变成那样#
#我不想长大#
-现在，干掉他。-别，别！
？唯一值得活下去的是今天...§s
-尖牙。-尖牙，是的。
-蛇舌。-蛇舌头，是的。
-秤。-是的，秤。
因为从前一个犹太人和一条鱼交配。
雅利安人比任何其他种族都文明和先进1000倍。
孩子们，收拾好你们的东西，该烧些书了。
？梳理头发，擦亮鞋子
#我不想长大#
#留在我的老家#
#我不想放下钱#
我不想给我一大笔旧贷款
#用手指对着骨头#
？我不想漂浮扫帚
坠入爱河并结婚然后繁荣
它怎么这么快就到了这里
#我不想长大#
犹太人听起来很吓人，是吧？
对我来说不是。
如果我遇到一个，我会那样杀了它。
喜欢...
那个。
但是你怎么知道你有没有看到？他们看起来和我们一样。
我会感觉到它的头有角。
它们闻起来像抱子甘蓝。
哦，是的，我忘了抱子甘蓝了。
想象一下抓到一个并交给希特勒。
那肯定是进入他私人警卫的方法。
然后，我们会成为最好的朋友。
我以为我是你最好的朋友。
林雅婷，你是我的第二好朋友。
第一名是留给元首的。
所以，除非你是希特勒，藏在一个胖男孩的身体里，
我很乐意获得第二名。
我想我只是一个胖孩子身体里的孩子。
结案了。
当你站在敌人面前，不得不结束他的生命。
你们谁会有这个胆量？
很好。
希特勒的军队没有给那些缺乏力量的人留有余地。
我们想要坚强的战士。
那些准备随意杀戮的人。
-你能做到吗？-是的。
约翰内斯。
你能杀人吗？
当然是Pff。我喜欢杀戮。
很好。
过来。
别害怕。来吧。
很好。
杀了它。
扭断它的脖子，杀死兔子。
还是你害怕了？
我不害怕。
我只是...
现在！
双手放在脖子上，
然后用力一扭。
他可能会尖叫，但我们只是用靴子来结束它。
杀人！
好球。
你是个懦夫。就像你父亲一样。
他不是懦夫，他在意大利打仗。
真的吗？两年来没人收到他的来信。
他是个逃兵。
他害怕，你也害怕。
你像小兔子一样害怕。
受惊的小兔子。也许我们也应该扭断你的脖子？
兔子乔乔。
乔乔兔子。
可怜的乔乔。怎么了，小家伙？
嗨，阿道夫。
想跟我说说兔子事件吗？这是怎么回事？
他们想让我杀了它。
对不起。我不能。
别担心。我一点也不在乎。
但是现在他们叫我害怕的兔子。
让他们想说什么就说什么。人们过去常常说很多关于我的坏话。
这家伙是个疯子。看看那个疯子，他会害死我们所有人的。
我会告诉你一个小秘密。
兔子不是懦夫。
谦卑的小兔子每天都面对危险的世界，
为他的家庭，为他的国家打猎胡萝卜。
我的帝国将充满所有的动物。
狮子，长颈鹿，斑马，犀牛，章鱼，
鼻蝠。
即使是强大的兔子。
香烟？
不，谢谢，我不抽烟。
让我给你一些非常好的建议。
做兔子。
谦虚的兔子能智胜所有的敌人。
他勇敢、狡猾、强壮。
做兔子。
乔乔。
你没事吧，乔乔？
你在和谁说话？
没人。
我以为你在哭。
你是泪液专家吗？
没有。
结案了。
现在，是乔乔的时候了
展示那些竹节虫
谁是真正懦弱的兔子。
对不起，你在说什么？
没关系。
乔乔，你要去哪里？
成为兔子！
乔乔兔子！
猎胡萝卜，乔乔兔子！
嘿，这太神奇了！我们就像两只人类羚羊。
伙计们。
你们每个人都将有机会点燃并投掷手榴弹。
我将亲自监督你们每个人
以确保你不会把你的眼睛弄瞎或者什么的。
好吧。谁先来？
克劳斯。
妈的。
别这样。
乔乔。
菲尔德舍尔，带他进去。
乔乔。
哦，天哪，他看起来像毕加索的画。
他妈妈会杀了我的。
我亲爱的幼崽。
嘿，孩子。
我亲爱的小宝贝。
为什么这么开心？你儿子丑得像个怪物。
嘿，你不是怪物！
此外，你的伤疤会愈合，你的腿会恢复大部分运动。
但我永远不会在希特勒的私人卫队里。
你现在很好。
我很高兴你能回家。
狮子妈妈担心她的幼崽，尤其是当狮子爸爸不在的时候。
或者因加狮子。
抓住兔子的尾巴，包在它的耳朵上。
把它绑起来，然后把他塞回洞里。
现在，让我们上路吧。
我认为出门会给你的康复带来奇迹。
我不想出去。
什么？别傻了。你当然知道。
我看起来很蠢。
人们会盯着看。
好好享受吧，孩子。
不是每个人都幸运地看起来很蠢。
就我而言，我被诅咒看起来难以置信的迷人。
现在，你要鼓起勇气，
走出那扇门，进行一次不可思议的冒险。
好吗？
好吧。
陆军元帅乔乔，你是我们的头号人物。
准备离开房子。
危险吗？
非常好。
希特勒万岁！
上帝啊。
看起来不错，孩子。
贝茨勒夫人，你看起来像往常一样迷人。
是因为你，我儿子不能正常走路，脸也乱了。
他偷了我的手榴弹，就拿走了...
是的，是的...
所以，我工作的时候你要照顾他。
确保他有一份工作并感到被包容，明白吗？
明白了。是的，我真的明白了。
很好。
伙计们，这是约翰尼斯·贝茨勒，我跟你们说过的一个孩子，记得吗？
他偷了手榴弹并引爆了自己，结果我因疏忽而被降职。
现在我可以和这些好孩子一起在这个办公室工作了。
乔乔，我相信我们能为你想出办法。
想法？伙计们。
好吧，我们需要有人来走克隆人。
另外，我想，也许他可以分发这个新的宣传材料，
并交付这些征兵。
我想我不能被征召入伍，是吗？
是的，这是个好主意。
是的，我完全允许你把这个10岁的孩子送上战场。
有人能给这孩子拿把枪吗？
我非常乐意在法国战斗。
排队吧，孩子。
好吧，这是征兵。
这是枪。
没有。
呸。
听着。
他们做了什么？
尽他们所能。
来吧。
嘿，乔乔兔子！看看你的脸。
我要去打仗，而你是个小人！
乔乔兔子！
妈妈。
陆军元帅乔乔在家。
妈妈。
妈妈，我回来了。
妈妈。
嗨。
你想要什么?
你是鬼吗？
没问题。鬼魂。
别逼我跑，孩子！
我太饿了，你知道我们有多喜欢血的味道。
丢了什么？
约翰尼斯，我不是鬼，我更糟，
但是我想你已经知道了，不是吗？
你知道我是什么吗？
-不。-是的。
说出来。
快说。
一个犹太人。
葛森海特。
你不能在这里。
嗯，你妈妈邀请了我，所以，我想，这使我成为她的客人。
不允许！
你会怎么做，亲爱的希特勒？
当然。
那就去吧。告诉他们。
但你知道如果你这么做了会发生什么吗？
我会告诉他们你帮助了我。你妈妈也是。
我们都会筋疲力尽。
如果你告诉她你了解我。
就一个词。
我会帮这个世界一个大忙，砍掉你的纳粹脑袋。
明白了吗？
是的。
我想我会坚持下去。
很漂亮。
天哪，太激烈了。
我该怎么办？
老实说，不知道。
我是说，可能会有更多。上百个，住在你的墙上。
她是怎么得到那样的控制的？
她一定使用了她的力量。精神控制。
典型的。
-你看到她移动得有多快了吗？-是的。
就像一个小犹太女杰西·欧文斯。
现在她拿了你的花式刀。
一把刀！
是的，就像一个小犹太女杰西·欧文斯·开膛手杰克。
你肯定有麻烦了，朋友。
该怎么办？
明白了。
烧掉房子，责怪温斯顿·丘吉尔。
或者谈判。
你说什么？
小女孩？
墙上的犹太女孩？
尤欧，犹太人？
好吧，好吧，我就说我想说的，就这样，
我不怕你，我想
你应该找个地方住，好吗？
不好。
滚出我的房间。
你知道，她很粗鲁。
那只是我的两年。
现在她有两把刀。
我知道！
你要怎么切碎东西？
我不知道！
她还在上面，那个东西，那个...
犹太人！-是的，犹太人，是的。
我们该拿那个犹太人怎么办？
你想到了什么。
现在我是专家了？
别给我，该死的，香烟！我十岁了！
好吧，对不起，我压力太大了。
好吧，让我们像火鸡一样说话。
你不能告诉你妈妈，否则那个犹太人会砍掉你的纳粹脑袋。
但是，阁楼上的东西没理由毁了你的生活。
事实上，你可以利用她。
怎么做？
当有人试图用意念控制我的时候。
你知道我做什么吗？对他们使用精神力量。
记得去年，当那个独臂海盗
冯·施陶芬伯格想用桌上炸弹炸掉我？
-是的，你活了下来。-正确-一个世界。
但是我活下来的唯一原因，除了有防爆腿，
是因为我智胜了老冯·斯陶菲。
我让他以为我已经死了，而实际上我完全没事。
通过假装我已经死了，我把所有的叛徒都拉了出来。
那么，你打算怎么办？
-假装我死了？-没错。
等等，不。
不，我的意思是这个。
让她感到安全，然后她会放松警惕，然后你会成为控制者。
逆向心理学。
不要把事情复杂化。
只要运用我的后脑勺力量技巧，一切都会好的。
我得走了。今晚我们在我家吃独角兽。
集中精神，乔乔。
记住，住在你墙上的犹太人比
两个犹太人挥舞着蝙蝠翅膀，爬下烟囱，吃掉无辜的纳粹分子。
别再给她刀子了！
犹太人。
亲爱的幼崽，你为什么起来？
你吃了什么吗？
对不起，我忘了时间，我在说一段很长的路，想一想...
我们该拿这些鞋带怎么办？
我的天啊，你知道，最终你得把它们绑起来，你知道。
-我听到了。-什么？
谁？
英加。她的鬼魂。
你真难过。
你疯了。
不过对我来说更难过，因为我必须和一个疯子住在一起。
我听到楼上有声音。
说真的鬼魂。
你知道我听到了什么吗？老鼠。
是的，我们有。你能相信吗？
肮脏的动物，我一直想告诉你离楼上远点
直到我把它们都清理干净，好吗？我不需要你生病。
好吧，妈妈。
我会小心那些脏老鼠。
该死的刀子都在哪里？
你也要睡觉吗？
是的，很快。我得先收拾一些东西。
什么东西？
妈妈的事情。
孩子，你要相信我，好吗？我是这里的老板，是吗？
我猜。
好孩子。
是的，但是用一只眼睛。
差不多了。
不完全是。
太好了。明白了。是的。
你得安静点，他听到上面有声音。
如果我必须在你和我儿子之间做出选择，我...
我不知道该把你送到哪里。听到了吗？
他不知道。如果他知道了，他们就知道了。
你可以和他讲道理。
你不了解他。他是个狂热分子。
他花了三个星期才忘记他祖父不是金发的事实。
我知道他在那里的某个地方。
那个喜欢玩耍的小男孩跑向你，因为他害怕日落。
认为是你发明了巧克力蛋糕。
最终这只是一种
希望，
因为你唯一剩下的孩子不仅仅是另一个鬼魂。
也许我们现在都是鬼魂，只是不知道而已。
也许吧。
你比大多数人活得更久。
我根本没活过。
你被改变了。
他们说你活不下去，你也活不下去。
如果这成为现实，那么他们就赢了。
到目前为止，他们一直在赢。
他们永远不会赢，这就是你的力量。
只要有人活着，在某个地方，他们就会输。
他们不是昨天或今天抓到你，而是你让明天变得一样。
嘿。
明天一定是一样的。
耶稣基督！
你必须伸展。这会伤害你吗？
是的。
很好。痛苦是你的朋友。
很快你的腿只会有一点变形和毫无意义。
我要推荐另外一个月的游泳池，
因为你的脸可能会吓到其他孩子。
有点丑。
好吧，下一个是谁？
乔乔，宝贝，我得走了。
在家见。
嗨，船长
嘿，如果不是手榴弹。
腿怎么样了，孩子？
差不多痊愈了。现在只疼了80 %。
你们在干什么？
我是来教HG男孩水战训练的。
你知道，万一他们需要去游泳池打仗。
我能问你一个关于犹太人的问题吗？
哦，上帝，为什么？
如果我看到了，我该怎么办？
好吧，如果你看到犹太人，你告诉我们，我们告诉盖世太保，
他们告诉党卫军，然后他们去杀了犹太人。
任何帮助犹太人的人。
而且，因为，现在是非常偏执的时期，也许其他人只是以防万一。
这是一个相当复杂的过程。
即使犹太人催眠了某人让他们把犹太人藏起来？
如果这能发生，我会很惊讶。
不，这是可能发生的。
这事发生在我叔叔身上。
一个犹太人催眠了他，他变成了一个大酒鬼，
一个赌徒，背叛了他的妻子，
他和我妹妹的关系不合适，
然后他在一次无关的事故中淹死了。
但这是犹太人的错。
不管怎样，你看到了吗？犹太人？
我不确定我是否能分辨出来。
我也是。没有他们滑稽的帽子，这几乎是不可能的。
应该有人就这个主题写本书。
那会让事情变得容易得多。
芬奇，他们快淹死了，快点。
回头见，小家伙。
好吧，情况是这样的。
如果我告发你，你会有大麻烦的。
我认为你不想那样。
但你会告发我和我妈妈，我们会有麻烦的，
这是我不想要的。
如果你告诉我妈妈我知道，她会把你赶出去，
你不想要的。
如果我告诉我妈妈我知道，那你就砍掉我的纳粹脑袋，
这我也不想要。
所以，这是墨西哥的僵局。
这只是一个正常的僵局。
我有一些条件允许你留在这里。
-条件？-是的。
告诉我关于犹太种族的一切。
好吧。
我们和你一样，但也是人。
请认真对待这件事。
把这当成一次曝光。我想知道你所有的秘密。
请不要坐在我姐姐的床上！
孩子，她不需要它。
你对我妹妹一无所知。
英加和我是朋友。
我记得你。多么有趣的小男孩。
别闲聊了。开始跟我说说你的同类。
显然，我们是恶魔，爱钱，对吗？
显然，每个人都知道。
但是人们不知道的是，我们也对食物过敏。
奶酪、面包、肉。那东西会立刻杀死我们。
所以，如果你想结束我的生命，那是最快的方法。
饼干也是致命的。
非常有趣。
不管怎样，食物不够你吃，所以我不知道你要做什么。
你妈妈设法给我找了些面包。
她很善良。她把我当成一个人。
但你不是。不是一个合适的人。
是吗？
你怎么敢，犹太人？
你很虚弱，像睫毛一样。
我出生于雅利安血统。我的血是纯红玫瑰的颜色。
我的眼睛是蓝色的。
挣脱。
挣脱伟大的雅利安人。没有软弱的犹太人。
我是那些摔跤天使和杀死巨人的人的后代。
我们是上帝选择的。
你被可怜的小个子男人选中了，他甚至不能长满胡子。
更强的种族，嗯？
楼上那个犹太人怎么样了？
她不想和我说话。
你是纳粹。
我想是的。
虽然这本书会比我更难写。
她在干什么？她在烧东西。
她在烧什么？你在烧什么？
她听不见你说话。
你在烧什么？
为什么这么开心？
事情正在改变。
盟军占领了意大利，法国将是下一个。战争很快就会结束。
该死的。
为什么这会让你开心？你那么讨厌你的国家？
我爱我的国家，这是我讨厌的战争。这既无意义又愚蠢，
我们越早获得和平越好。
哦，战争会结束的。我们会把我们的敌人碾成粉末！
当他们被毁灭的时候，我们将把他们的坟墓当作...
好吧，别再谈政治了。
晚餐是中立的。这张桌子是瑞士的。
我们吃饭吧。
你不吃东西。
不，我没那么饿。我可能晚点吃。
现在，我只想咀嚼这些葡萄。
嗯，我今晚特别饿，所以，也许，我会把你的吃完。
我不想浪费它。
约翰尼斯，你今天过得怎么样？
哦，你知道，只是四处游荡，成为一个没有生活目标的畸形孩子。
你没有变形。
我的脸看起来像，该死的，街道地图，女人。
我不指望你能理解。如果我父亲在这里，他会得到它。
他不是。
我知道。相反，我被你缠住了。
-你想要你爸爸？-是的，我知道。
是的。
好吧。
你不要这样和你的，该死的，妈妈说话！
保罗，发生什么事了？
保罗。
我对那孩子大喊大叫。
什么？去道歉。
抱歉，孩子。
什么？那是什么道歉？
抱歉，孩子。
乔乔。
我知道你想我，但我..
我在外面，努力改变世界。
我不在的时候，我需要你照顾我的罗西。
你能做到吗？
是的，爸爸。
谢谢。
她在尽力。
哦，天哪。我们是个好孩子，嗯？
该死，太好了！
这让我想起了在红沙龙和罗西跳舞。
你记得吗，亲爱的？
当然，我知道，宝贝。
嘿。
别光坐在那里，孩子。来，和你父母跳舞。
所以，我想让你画一幅犹太人居住的地方。
你们都在哪里吃饭、睡觉，犹太女王在哪里产卵。
你真是个白痴。
来吧，我们有很多工作要做。
告诉我你的家庭。
我会告诉你关于犹太人的事，但是你没有特权知道我的家庭。
但是我需要背景。
你为什么和我在一起，你没有朋友吗？
当然！林雅婷。
-林雅婷？-其中之一。
-你没有任何人。-我有内森。
内森。到底是谁？
我的未婚夫，我有他。
他在哪里？
抵抗运动中的战斗。看到了吗？
他在河岸边向我求婚。
他像一个真正的绅士一样跪下，背诵了里尔克的一首诗。
当我说“是”的时候，我们一直跳到深夜。
打鼾。里尔克是谁？
伟大的诗人。内森的最爱。
内森的最爱？是的。
他要来救我，然后我们就去巴黎生活。
你会永远抛弃德国吗？
它首先让我兴奋。
我们不需要你。
你和你愚蠢的男朋友可以闭嘴住进去
哑奶酪蜗牛面包之地。
就因为你没有女朋友。
我对女朋友来说太忙了。
总有一天你会腾出时间的。
你不会想别的了。
你会遇见某人，度过你的一生，
梦见你可以再次把它们抱在怀里的时刻。
这就是爱。
荒谬。
结束了。
我说画犹太人住的地方。
这只是我脑袋的一张愚蠢的照片。
是的，那是我们住的地方。
里尔克。
你在哪里写诗笨蛋？
是的，好主意，兔子。
我们将用所有这些书做一个假地板
她会直接掉进满是
食人鱼、熔岩和熏肉。
她不知道是什么打击了她。
你嘘，嘘我。
我们去拿本书，走吧，图书馆是愚蠢的。
是的，这是一个非常好的主意，我们现在正在做什么。
如果她有一颗心，这会把它一分为二。
我有话和你说。
我偶然发现了你未婚夫内森的一封旧信
写给你的。
你到底在说什么？
我会读的。
亲爱的艾尔莎，我很难说
但是我不想再和你结婚了。
我找到了一个新的女人，我们爱得很深，还接吻了。
就像我最喜欢的诗人里尔克说的
在爱情中，我们只需要练习这一点:放手。
那么，再见，很抱歉让你走了。
内森，你的前未婚夫
另外，我并没有真正参与抵抗。
我在撒谎。我失业了，现在很胖。
不要开门，但实际上，我忘了还有第二封信。
亲爱的埃尔莎，我只是想让你知道我现在不想和你分手。
我改变主意了，因为我不想让你为我自杀。
这是几个女孩过去做过的，压力很大。
我需要你活着。
感谢上帝你被那个孩子照顾了
我必须说，他是一个超越他年龄的非凡的年轻人，也很勇敢。
我们还是找个时间结婚吧
即使我真的失业了，也没什么可做的。
你的，内森。
贝多芬。爱因斯坦。
巴赫。-格什温。
勃拉姆斯。瓦格纳。莫扎特。
音乐家，你就只有这些吗？
里尔克。
当然，你最喜欢的，里尔克。犹太母亲。
-那么迪特里希。胡迪尼。
不，那不可能！
相信它，兄弟。问问毕沙罗，莫迪里阿尼，
曼·雷，格特鲁德·斯坦因，摩西先生，他们所有人的国王耶稣基督，阿门。
你现在只是在说一个旧名字。
我从未听说过这些人，现在我受够了。
嘿。
如果你再找到那些信，你会告诉我吗？
没问题。好吧。再见。
这些银行过去充满了恋人。
有舞蹈，唱歌，还有...
浪漫。
没有时间浪漫了！
我们在打仗！
总有浪漫的时间。
总有一天你会遇到一个特别的人。
为什么每个人都这么跟我说？
不然为什么要告诉你？
所有人。
不管怎样，这是个愚蠢的想法。
你真蠢。
爱是世界上最强大的东西。
我想你会发现金属是世界上最坚固的东西，
紧接着是炸药和肌肉。
此外，如果我看到它，我甚至不知道。
惊喜，惊喜。你的鞋带又松开了。
乔乔，你会知道什么时候发生的。
你会感觉到的。
很痛。
我猜是在我屁股里。
在你肚子里。喜欢它充满蝴蝶。
恶心。
是啊，恶心。
来吧，史特勒，我们走吧。
嘿！
你怎么了？我很担心你，伙计。
你喝醉了吗？又来了？
来吧。
你能解开吗...
你真的变胖了。
我没有...
你知道吗，我为什么不把你留在这里，好吗？
明天我会来接你。好吧，怎么样？
你认为你是成年人了，亲爱的。
我想明天早上在家里见。
你成长得太快了。一个十岁的孩子不应该
庆祝战争和谈论政治。
你应该爬树，然后从树上掉下来。
但是元首说，当我们赢了，
年轻男孩们，是我们将统治世界。
德意志帝国正在灭亡，我们将输掉这场战争，
那你打算怎么办？
生活是一份礼物。我们必须庆祝它。
我们必须跳舞向上帝表明我们对活着感到感激。
嗯，我不跳舞。
跳舞是为没有工作的人准备的。
跳舞是为自由的人准备的。
这是对所有这些的逃避。
嗯，你可以在回家的路上跳舞。
我会骑。
哦，不，你不知道。
没人能阻止我！
？妈妈，我爱你，哦，妈妈
？标签上的文件
？我在迪尔凹陷
？我是本·艾因·格罗斯曼
欢迎回家，孩子们。现在回家亲吻你的母亲。
#你和我在一起#
#你拥有葛覃#
恐怕内森今天没有消息。
他可能正在做一些惊人的事情，比如看书或者留胡子。
怎么了？
你要我告诉你关于犹太人的事吗？
我不在乎。
起初，我们曾经住在地球中心深处的洞穴里。
等等。
可怕的地方，到处都是奇怪而奇妙的生物，它们都有一个共同点...
偷阴茎的末端。
不，你这个白痴。对艺术的热爱。
不切阴茎吗？
你到底想不想听这个故事？
你可以继续，但我知道这是真的，阴茎的事。
拉比用它们做耳塞。
继续前进。经过多年的发展
魔法和咒语，我们慢慢走出洞穴，进入城镇。
我们中的一些人呆在洞穴里，动物的身体里。
哪些是斑点什么的？
我会给你画的。
最好用颜色。
号角在哪里？
在头发下面。
你的在哪里？
我太年轻了。它们在你21岁时生长。
现在我们住在普通人中间，但是我们经常接管房子
睡觉的时候像蝙蝠一样挂在天花板上。
另一件事是-我们可以读懂对方的想法。
天啊！每个人的想法？德国人的思想呢？
不，他们的头太厚了，我们穿不进去。
像鸟一样，我们真正的语言听起来像唱歌。
我们也喜欢闪亮的东西。
水晶、玻璃和黄金。
被闪亮的东西吸引。
也有丑陋的东西。犹太人喜欢丑陋。
这是我们在学校学到的另一件事。
你爱他们，是吗？丑陋的东西？
嗨。
你们俩似乎相处得很好。
我只是让她还活着。
你在乎什么？
我不想，我只是不想家里有死人。
你想要什么样的？
我很乐意。请多给我家里一些死人。
听着，你们俩在一起的时候，
这让我觉得很不舒服。
你一开始就建议了。
我有吗？
-是的。-哦，是的，我做到了。
另外，是为了这本书。
哦，我的上帝。你说得对。对不起。我让它变得奇怪了吗？
现在很奇怪，不是吗？我们之间不应该奇怪。
这些都不应该奇怪。
没关系。我只是累了。我要去睡觉了。
是的，我只是帮你暖床，
因为真正的朋友就是这样做的。
嘿，你觉得这件制服怎么样？
我不确定裤子的臀部。它们应该更大吗？
你看起来棒极了。
谢谢你。
现在，听着，乔乔，我能给你一些很好的建议吗？
当你看到她的想法时，
以及她想让你去的地方。
在你看来，你必须走另一条路。
你明白我的意思了吗？不要让她把你关在大脑监狱里。
亲爱的乔乔，这是一件不能也绝不能发生在德国人身上的事情！
不要让你的德国大脑被摆布！
元首，我不会让她摆布我的德国头脑。
尽量不要。
现在，我认为你的书中有很多好的信息。
是时候向世界展示了，你不觉得吗？
是的。
阿道夫。
你觉得我丑吗？
是的。
他睡着了吗？
他与众不同。
他有所怀疑。他认为英加的鬼魂最终会在这里。
你让我想起了她。真的。
我很想看到她成长为一个女人。
但是我只能看着你了。
我对做女人一无所知。
是这样吗？你做事，比如喝酒？
当然，你会喝的。
如果你开心，就来点香槟。
如果你难过，就喝香槟。
你开车，想赌就赌。
拥有钻石。学习如何开枪。
你可以去摩洛哥旅行。带上情人。
让他们受苦。
你看着老虎的眼睛。
无所畏惧地信任——这就是做女人的意义。
你是怎么做到的？
你怎么知道你能信任某人？
你信任他们。
晚安。
所有其他的事情。你做了那些事吗？
你知道，去摩洛哥，还有其他地方。
不，我从来没有直视过老虎的眼睛。
芬克尔，我的意思是当城市被攻击时，我们需要狗，而不是真正的狗
德国牧羊犬。
带他们离开这里。
带他们离开这里！现在！
现在！
请往前走。谢谢你。
很抱歉对你大喊大叫。
-我觉得很蠢。-不，不
对狗来说这是个愚蠢的名字，
我应该说得更清楚。你做得很好。
丹克。
你好，孩子。
贝茨勒大师，今天我们能帮你什么？
怎么了？跟我一起工作。
如果有人告发了一个犹太人，他们会得到奖章还是什么？
犹太人，犹太人...你还在谈论那些人吗？
你知道，我在为即将到来的入侵做准备，对吗？
我要把星球防御战略联系起来。
西方有美国人。俄罗斯人在东方。
我的朋友曾经遇到一些俄罗斯人，他们吃了他。
核桃是谁？
核桃只是核桃，孩子。
你想谈什么？
嗯，我学到了很多关于犹太人的知识。
你知道吗，犹太人能读懂彼此的心思？
睡觉时，它们像蝙蝠一样悬挂在天花板上。
太迷人了，你从哪里得到这些信息的？
研究。我正在写一本书。
恭喜你。它叫什么？
“犹太人”。这是对犹太人的揭露。
你也可以叫它“你是谁，犹太人？”。
“犹太新闻”怎么样？
你确实有很好的想象力。
-这是真的。-是的，当然，这是真的。
当我像你这么大的时候，我有一个想象中的朋友，叫康尼。
我睡觉的时候，他经常尿床。他给我惹了这么多麻烦。
嘿，过来，你也许想看看我在做什么。
作为我们准备入侵的一部分，我正在重新设计我的制服。
有空气动力学的羽毛。耀眼的颜色让敌人眼花缭乱。
这双靴子纯粹是装饰性的。
还有这个。
这是一把装有收音机的加特林机枪，
发出恼人的音乐让敌人沮丧。
顺便说一下，这些都是有版权的。
这意味着你不能复制它。
是的，别给我主意，孩子。
孩子们告诉我你父亲出去打架了？
看来你现在是家里的男人了，进展如何？
没关系。
是吗？
那么，你今天有什么工作给我？
我只有一个，我不会说谎。
这比你过去的生活有点退步，但是
我们现在需要全体人员。
希特勒的金属。
战争用的锅碗瓢盆。
金属人来了，在找你的锅碗瓢盆。
希特勒的金属。
锅碗瓢盆。
自由德国。
乔乔。
林雅婷？
嗨！
你现在是士兵了？
为您服务。
但你才11岁。
我知道。
-我可以吗？-是的，当然。
那是纸吗？
起初我也是这么想的，但它是“纸一样的”。
这是最新的材料，由我们的顶尖科学家发明。
嗯，我印象深刻。
嘿，林雅婷。
我抓到一个犹太人。一个真正的。
犹太人？
上个月，我看到一些他们抓到的藏在森林里的东西。
就我个人而言，我不明白有什么大惊小怪的。
他们一点也不可怕，看起来有点正常。
我分心了。我得走了。
再见。
哦，我的上帝。这东西跑起来太难了。
我找到了这些。
你可以拥有他们。它们可能坏了。
没有任何意义。
也许，你可以为我的书画些东西。
我可以再画一次你。
没有人想看残疾人的照片。
你不是瘸子。
此外，真正的艺术家看不到这些东西。
你是说盲人艺术家。
没关系。我会接受，我会是那种永远不会亲吻女孩的人。
你会被亲吻的，乔乔。
你想让我吻你吗？
好吧。
两件事。
第一件事。
纳粹和犹太人像我们一样闲逛是违法的，更不用说接吻了。
第二件事。
只是一个同情的吻，这不算数。
你不是纳粹。
我非常喜欢纳粹标志，所以，我认为，这是一个很好的标志。
你不是纳粹，乔乔。
你是个10岁的孩子，喜欢纳粹党所用的十字记号，喜欢穿有趣的制服，
想成为俱乐部的一员。但你不是其中之一。
好吧。
让我们同意不同意，好吗？
不是纳粹。
多么肮脏的犹太人！
快点，藏起来！快点，走！
希特勒万岁。
请允许我自我介绍，我是法尔肯海姆盖世太保的赫尔曼·迪尔兹上尉。
米勒先生、勇克先生、克鲁姆先生和弗罗施先生跟我来。
我们可以进来吗？
非常感谢。
希特勒万岁。
嘿，乔乔。
伙计们。很高兴见到你。
我的自行车轮胎瘪了，所以我把它带走了。
克林赞多夫上尉？
希特勒万岁！
你认识弗雷迪·芬克尔吗？
希特勒万岁。
我错过什么了吗？
不，不，我们我们只是为了打败那个男孩，然后打败你自己，
然后，当然，海勒·弗雷迪·芬克尔，
现在我们正在进行例行检查。
什么风把你吹来了，船长？
我们只是路过，我们想给这个男孩送些小册子。
他为我们工作。
我明白了。
你呢？
你知道是怎么回事。我们每天都接电话。
你好，是盖世太保吗？我相信有一个共产主义者
藏在冰箱后面。
我们四处调查，只是一些霉菌。
所以，不远了。
这都是工作的一部分。
这是我喜欢的小男孩的卧室。
哦，是的。他来了。
你和你的朋友可能听说过希特勒只有一个球的谣言，这是无稽之谈。
他有四个。
你是希特勒青年办公室的志愿者，对吗？
是的。
对你有好处。
我希望我们更多的年轻人有你的盲目狂热。
那些笨蛋到底在干什么？我们为什么不上楼看看，好吗？
你知道你妈妈在哪里吗？
没有。
我想她在城里。
她在家呆了很多时间吗？
她很忙。
是吗？
好吧，我很高兴看到你穿着你的胡根制服，但是
你的刀在哪里？
你必须一直带着你的DJ刀，它在哪里？
i...
左边的...
就在这里。
你可能是谁？
你在我家干什么？
你也住在这里？
我是他的妹妹，英加。
希特勒万岁。
我不知道你有个妹妹，约翰尼斯。
有时候他更喜欢我死了。
对吗，小弗兰肯斯坦？
现在，现在，没有必要攻击他丑陋的身体畸形。
那是战争创伤。
但是...
你为什么拿着他的刀？
我在守卫我的房间，因为他拒绝置身事外。
你在里面藏了什么？
你知道，女孩的东西。
我可以吗？
很自然。
你看，我们处理过多的报告，
谴责和一般调查，当然，
我们确实对犯罪和反党情绪问题感兴趣。
但是我们还有一个更大的担忧。那是金发女孩，
偷偷摸摸，吃别人的食物。
睡在床上，真的很不礼貌。
我想我看不到你的文件，是吗？
文件，贝茨勒小姐。快点，拜托，我们没有一整天的时间。
是的，当然。
这张照片里你多大了？
他们三岁，我十四岁。
出生日期？
5月1日。1929.
没错。谢谢你，英加。
拍张新照片，你在这张照片里看起来像个鬼。
等等。
这是什么？
“犹太人”。
告诉我是谁干的。
是的。
这是对犹太人的揭露。他们的想法，行为，
听着，这是给元首的礼物。
伙计们，你们得看看这个。
看看这个。他有一条尾巴。
其中一个像蝙蝠一样倒挂着。
这张是他们的头像。
谁在操作他们大脑的机器？
魔鬼。很有趣，因为这是真的。
看看这个愚蠢的小犹太人。它们有角。
这是什么？
去死吧内森去死吧。杀害内森的方法。
内森被蛇折磨着。用棍子戳。
被大炮发射。
只是冷嘲热讽。
内森被一便士的自行车压在车轮下。
请问内森是谁？
只是个男孩。
内森被明火烤着。
这提醒了我。我们必须回去。
记住，因为我们离开了那个人，挂了电话。
谢谢你，你真的让我开心。
我真的希望你继续下去。
当然，如果你看到任何可疑的东西
给我们打电话。
日安。
希特勒万岁。
很高兴见到你，英加。
待在家里，乔乔。
照顾好你的家人。看好这把刀。
艾尔莎，你愚弄了他们！
5月7日。
什么？
她出生在7号。
不是第一个。
他在帮助我们。
他们会回来的。
他们会发现她死了，然后我就死了。
没有人真正知道因加死了。
你可以是她。
妈妈回家后，我会把一切都告诉她。
我认识你，我们是朋友。
犹太人和纳粹不是朋友。
伙计，那是一次彻底的失败。介意解释一下吗？
她不是...
她看起来不像一个坏人。
我开始怀疑你对我自己和党的忠诚。
你称自己为爱国者？
然而，证据在哪里？
这位德国士兵是出于需要而出生的。
德国依靠这些年轻人的热情。
激情和为祖国而战的意愿，
尽管盟军战争奸商徒劳无功，
他们笨拙地派遣准备不足的军队进入狼的巢穴。
只有那些在敌人面前坚定不移的热心人
将永远铭刻在德国的记忆中。
由你来决定你是否想被记住，
或者消失得无影无踪，
就像一粒可怜的沙子变成了微不足道的甜点。
坦率地说。
收拾好你的烂摊子，整理好你的优先事项。
你10岁了，乔乔。
开始表现得像它一样。
你知道吗？
她没告诉我多少。
只是她和她的朋友一起工作
你父亲不知何故从远处卷入其中。
不，他在打仗。
她说战争一结束他就会回家。
出于明显的原因，她不想告诉你任何事。
因为她讨厌我。
因为我是纳粹。我是敌人。
她不想让你知道任何会给你带来麻烦的事情。
但现在我一无所有。
没人。
我最后一次见到父母是在车站。
他们被送上了火车。
我跑了。
慢慢地，找到了回城市的路。
我父亲的一个朋友藏了我。
然后，另一个朋友，然后是朋友的朋友...
直到你妈妈收留了我。
到目前为止，我还在这里。
但我父母去了一个你不会回来的地方。
你有空的时候会做的第一件事是什么？
跳舞。
？每个人都得活着
#每个人都会死#
？每个人都得活着
我想你知道原因
有时进展如此顺利
#然后它又变得非常粗糙#
？但是当我拥你入怀，宝贝
？你知道我只是不能，我只是不能得到足够的
哦耶
？每个人都得活着
#每个人都会死#
？每个人都想玩得开心
我想你知道原因
#我觉得我已经看过大约一百万次日落#
她说如果你和我在一起，我永远不会离开
#就在那时我停下来，再次看了看我的孩子#
她说如果你和我在一起，我永远不会离开
因为
？每个人都得活着
#每个人都会死#
？每个人都得活着
#在你知道原因之前#
？每个人都得活着
#在你知道原因之前#
林雅婷？
乔乔。
哦，上帝。
乔乔。哦，我想你了！
你妈妈的事我很抱歉。
听到发生的事情，我哭了很久。
外面发生了什么事？
俄国人，乔乔。他们来了。
另一边的美国人。
英格兰和中国。
非洲和印度。整个世界都来了。
帮我拿弹药。
怎么样了？
糟透了。我们唯一的朋友是日本人。
就在你我之间，他们看起来不像雅利安人。
还记得我跟你说过的那个犹太人吗？
-哦，是的。-我还有她。
她现在基本上是我的女朋友了。
哦，你真好，乔乔。女朋友。
但是，你知道，她是犹太人。
乔乔，有比犹太人更大的事情要担心。
外面某个地方有俄罗斯人。
他们比任何人都坏。
我听说他们吃婴儿，和狗做爱。
我是说，那很糟糕，对吧？
和狗做爱？
是的，英国人也这样做。
我们必须在他们吃掉我们和拧我们所有的狗之前阻止他们。
太疯狂了。现在希特勒走了。我们真的很孤独。
什么？
你没听到吗？
他死了。
他放弃了，把自己的脑袋轰了出去。
不要。那不可能。
把它们吹灭了。他的大脑。
原来，他对我们隐瞒了很多事情。
背着每个人做一些非常糟糕的事情。
我不确定我们是否能幸免于袭击。
好吧。过来。
好吧。看到那边的那个美国人了吗？去抱抱他。
快走。快跑。走吧。
哦，林雅婷，林雅婷。
好消息，你刚刚被提升，你有自己的手枪。
去射杀任何和我们不一样的人。
好吧。
乔乔，你的制服呢？
给，穿上这件夹克，这样他们就知道不要开枪打你了。
我们必须杀死我们看到的一切。
希特勒万岁！
去死吧，魔鬼的舌头。
是的，我们会检查他。
嘿！嘿！
什么？
我不明白。
船长k
你好，孩子。看看这些骚动。
发生什么事了？
歇斯底里，我的朋友。我们走到了尽头。
派对结束了。
你害怕吗？别害怕。
看着我。
罗西的事我很抱歉，她是个好人。
一个真正的好人。
好吗？
没事的，孩子。
我一直想告诉你。我认为你的书真的很棒。
很抱歉我笑了。
非常有创意。
过来，让我们看看你。
你看起来不错。你没事的，孩子。
现在，回家吧。照顾好你的妹妹。
好吗？
走开。
滚开，犹太人！
走开。
这是怎么回事？
是犹太人！
闭嘴。你认识这个纳粹吗？
他...
我不认识这个肮脏的犹太人。
-滚开，犹太人！-闭嘴，纳粹！
-不！-滚出去！
回家去！
-别管他！回家吧！
滚出去。回家去！
乔乔。
林雅婷！
谢天谢地！
我以为你已经死了。
不，我似乎永远不会死。
我要回家见我妈妈。
我需要一个拥抱。
没有任何意义了。
是啊，现在绝对不是当纳粹的好时机。
嘿，现在战争结束了，至少你女朋友会自由。
她现在可以走了。
出什么事了吗？
我得走了。
-好的。-抱歉。
嗨，我回来了。
外面发生了什么事？
在哪里？
出去，笨蛋。
乔乔，怎么回事？
出来安全吗？
乔乔，安全吗？
我可以走了吗？
没有。
你不能走。
为什么？
你必须待在这里。
谁赢了？
和我一起。
乔乔，谁赢了？谁赢得了战争？
是的。
德国赢得了战争。
对不起。
亲爱的埃尔莎，我知道现在对你来说很难。
我知道你想放弃。
但是你必须继续。
我和你的好朋友乔乔，为你设计了一个逃跑的计划。
所以，请听他说。
他会帮你离开那里。
然后你可以和我一起去巴黎。
别担心乔乔。
他会没事的。
巴黎见。内森。
他死了。
什么？
内森。
他去年去世了。肺结核。
良好的...
太奇怪了。这些是谁写的？
谢谢你，乔乔。
你对我太好了。
良好的...事实是...
我爱你。
我知道你认为我是个弟弟，这很好。
和...
反正你也太老了。
但是...
伙计，这里很热。
我也爱你。
-作为弟弟？-是的，作为一个弟弟。
听着，我和假内森找到了一个让你逃跑的方法。
也许，你可以信任你的弟弟？
也许吧。
那好吧。
收拾好你的东西。我们要走了。
乔乔·贝茨勒。十岁半。
今天，尽你所能。
你到底想去哪里？
-出去。-出去？
哦不，你不知道。
现在，我们要呆在这里，你要确切地告诉我
你和阁楼上的那个东西怎么了？
那东西是个女孩。
你爱上她了，是吗？
是的。
承认吧！-我刚刚答应了。
我就知道！
它永远不会成功。
还有你。不，她对你来说太老了。你很丑。
不，她会离开你，是吗？
接下来会发生什么，你这个小混蛋。
你要穿上这个，好吗？
你会忘记上面那头恶心的犹太母牛。
你会回到属于我的地方。
好吗？
穿上它！
然后，我们假装这一切都没有发生。
明白了吗？
你好吗？为了旧时光？嗨，小家伙。
没有。
-你好。-没有
只是有点嗨。拜托。
滚开，希特勒！
来吧。
等等。
准备好了吗？
是的。
外面危险吗？
非常好。
我们成功了。
可能，活该。
现在要干嘛？