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后期： 丟丟 總監&校對：xb09
求你了 別走 Please... Don't leave.
你根本就是個拉拉 You are a full-on Lesbian.
你只是想和別人上床 You just wanna sleep with people.
讓他們都愛上你 Make them fall in love with you.
即使真愛就在眼前 珍妮也發現不了 Jenny wouldn't know what the real deal was if it bit her in the ass.
為什么這么做 Why are you doing this?
因為親自掌控的感覺很好 It makes me feel good because I'm in charge.
這會讓我想起我那噩夢般的童年 It helps me remember all this childhood shit that happens to me.
我需要幫助 I need help.
你就從切麗·杰斐樂園回來了 You're just back from Cherie Jaffe-land?
什么都沒變 我還是我 Nothing's changed. I'm still me.
你不覺得你可以 You don't think that you could
小小地改變下你的計劃么 have changed your plan a little bit?
關鍵是我沒有計劃 I don't have a plan, that's the point.
你不想跟任何人建立關系 這無可厚非 You don't wanna get involved with anybody... And that is cool.
我覺得自己沒有什么可以再付出了 I don't feel like I have anything left to give.
我知道一直以來你都拼命地 I know how hard you work to keep yourself
和世上所有的人保持距離 at a distance from everyone else.
我不想你走 I don't want you to go.
這是我公寓的鑰匙 This is a key to my appartment.
我家和行星咖啡只隔著兩條街 I live two blocks from the Planet.
阿爾文 我們還沒到那步 Arvin, it's not a done deal yet.
我很高興能幫你擔保 I'll be happy to co-sign on the loan.
可是從哪兒弄這么多該死的錢 What about the damn payment?
這真是夢想成真啊 This is a dream come true.
那位眼里閃著光芒的女士 Ladie with the flashing eyes.
謝謝你能陪我 我很感激 Thanks for keeping me company, I appreciate it.
樂意至極 It was my pleasure.
我只是不希望你受傷害 I just don't want you to get hurt.
我清楚現在的狀況 I knew, going in, what the deal was.
我比任何時候都想要這個孩子 I want this baby more than ever.
我絕不會再想她 I'm not going to think about her again.
在你告訴她 你愛的是我之前 Did you fuck all night before you told her
你們是不是做了一整晚 I was the love of your life?
你在一段法律并不承認的關系里 You gave up your autonomy
放棄了自主權 in a relationship that the law doesn't recognize.
我接到蒂娜律師的電話 I got a call from Tina's lawyer.
蒂娜 我們還能挽救這段關系 Tina, we can fix this.
海倫娜 我希望你能繼續慷慨資助藝術活動 Helena, I hope you're going to continue to support the arts.
我想不可能了 I don't think so.
你知道蒂娜懷孕了嗎 Did you know that Tina was pregnant?
貝特你不知道嗎 Bette you didn't know?
你在打我女友什么主意 What are you doing with my girlfriend?
蒂娜似乎不覺得自己是你女友 Tina doesn't seem to think she really is your girlfirend.
但寶寶出生前 我得有個決斷 I need to have some kind of resolution before the baby is born.
那是你們的寶寶 That's your baby.
我真的很高興能和你一起去 I really loved being there with you. Come here.
董事會決定買斷你的合同 The board has decided to buy out your contract.
我想搬回我們的家里去 I want to move back into our house.
歡迎來到首場公司贊助的拉拉婚禮 Welcome to the first corporate sponsored lesbian wedding.
你是我未婚妻還是我經理人 Are you my fiance Tanya, or are you my manager?
如果我又吻你了呢 So if I was to kiss you again?
你總是讓她溜走 You always let her get away.
我們得告訴朋友們 We have to tell our friends.
哦 瑪利亞 Ohhh, Maria...
我們不屬于彼此 We don't belong together.
我們不一定非要和前女友做朋友的 Don't necesseraly think we should be friend with our exs.
你還是很可愛 You're very cute.
閉嘴 Oh, shut up.
搬來和我一起住好嗎 What do you think about... Moving in with me.
什么 What?
我不知道我怎么變得這么 I didn't know I was turning into someone
總是欲求不滿 令人透不過氣 who was all smothery and needy and...
你未來的人生 一定會充滿樂趣 You're gonna have a very very interesting life.
因為我們都是非常非常有趣的人喔 Because we are some very very interesting people.
帕羅奧多 加州 1973年
天啊 它在什么地方 Oh my God, where is it?
這太可怕了 Oh no it's horrible.
你居然說它可怕 它多美啊 You say it's horrible? It's beautiful!
那地方怎么會美 It sure isn't beautiful.
多爾 那兒看起來像燒焦的窗簾 Doll, it looks like burnt curtains.
但是我他媽完了 But I'd be damned it
注定余生要被叫做性冷淡 I'm gonna be called frigid for the rest of my life,
就因為我不知道這下面到底是怎么回事 just 'cause I don't understand what I got going on down there.
小心格蘭諾拉麥片 Careful with the granola.
姑娘們 如果不是加入這個組 Girls, if it wasn't for this group,
安定片仍是我生存的唯一希望 I'd still think that Valium was my only hope for survival.
而我還依然迷信陰道高潮 And I would still believe in the myth of vaginal orgasm.
謝謝你 西格蒙德·弗洛伊德[精神學家] Thank you Sigmund Freud,
你這只自以為是的性別歧視豬 you patronizing sexist pig!
我能說嗎 雖然這只是我們的第五次聚會 Can I to say, I know this is only our fifth meeting,
但是我覺得自己跟你們 but I already feel closer to all of you
已經比跟我老公還親近了 than I already do to my own husband.
我肯定沒有丈夫能比咱們更 I sure don't know any husband that's gonna get this familiar
了解女人那些事 with a bunch of ladies wiff-waff.
你覺得呢 親愛的 What about you sweetie?
這些有激起你什么想法嗎 Is this just all to fire up for you?
哦 沒有 Oh no.
怎么了 What?
說吧 你可以告訴我們的 Come on, you can tell us.
我們是姐妹 We're your sisters.
你可以告訴我們你的感受 You can tell us how you're felling.
我不知道 I didn't know...
切特他總是草草了事 笨手笨腳的 Chet, he's just so fast.. and clumsy.
我不知道... I had no idea about the... um...
抱歉 Oh, excuse me.
我去看看她 I'm just gonna go check on her.
蘇醒吧 Revival.
你有權利生活得幸福 You have the right to be happy
獲得性滿足 And sexually fulfilled
-我應該 -你知道自己能獲得性滿足嗎 - I should... - Do you know that you can be sexually fulfilled?
我該走了 I should go.
-切特在等我 -那又怎樣 - Chet's expecting me. - So?
我有個三歲的孩子 他有時會醒 I have a three-year-old. He sometimes wakes.
被噩夢嚇醒 Night terrors.
你晚點回家又怎樣呢 And what's gonna happen if you turn up a little late?
世界會停止轉動嗎 The world is gonna stop turning?
他會克扣你的零花錢嗎 Will he dock your allowance?
我該怎么跟他解釋 What do I tell him?
告訴他女孩們今晚聊了很多 Tell him the girls had a lot to talk about tonight.
告訴他我們在改變世界 這需要時間 Tell him we're changing the world and it's gonna take some time.
告訴他爭取男女平等并非易事 Tell him it's no easy task creating equality for women
拉字至上 第三季 第1集 The L Word S03E01
"陰唇的探討" Labia Mojora
剛剛是來自泰根和薩拉樂隊的"嫉妒" That was "So Jealous" by Tegan & Sara,
我是艾麗絲·皮斯澤基 and I'm Alice Pieszecki,
你正在收聽的是KCRW的"關系圖" and you're listenning to "The Chart" on KCRW,
歡迎回來 welcome back.
今晚 我們要談談 Tonight, we are talking about
愛與感覺兩者間的聯系 the connection betwen love and the senses.
你的愛人吻了你 Your lover kisses you and
你的雙膝感到發軟 you feel a trauma in the back of your knees.
突觸[神經原相接處]收到了指令 The synapses find there sending orders
"移一下腿 挪一下胳膊 "move your legs, move your arms,
她就是你的真命天女" She's the one for you."
她就是你的夢中女孩 She's the girl of your dreams.
她是你的唯一 She's your one and only.
而你也清楚 因為... And you know because...
她的味道讓你神魂顛倒 因為... the smell of her makes your head swim, because...
每次她向你投去一瞥 You get a physical shock every time...
你都能感受到實實在在的沖擊 she sends a glance your way.
我是說 她輕撫你的耳朵... I mean, she touches your ear...
然后... and...
然后 你那兒有了感覺 And then, you feel it here.
你撫過她的全身 You touch her anywhere
自己也感受到全身的回應 and then, you feel it everywhere.
然后 ? And then, boom.
6個月后 她卻在愛撫別人 It's six month later and she's touching someone else.
你可能會說 "嘿 And you might say : "Hey,
小艾 這些戀愛和情人 Al, relationships and lovers
留給我們的只有頭痛和背叛的煎熬 leave living a labyrinth of heartache and betrayal.
比如 我第一個男友離開我 For example my, my first boyfriend left me
是因為一個撩人的 for a voluptuous...
名叫艾普麗爾的拉拉 former lesbian named April,
之后我又跟她發生了關系 who I then round up having a rebound affair with, but...
我們也可以談談嘉比 we could also talk about... Gabby.
就是我的拉拉前女友 Otherwise known as the lesbian ex,
她還是那張拉拉關系圖的源頭 the point of origin for an entire geographical sub-stratum of lesbian linkages.
當然 還有萊拉 Including, Lara.
你做什么呢 What are you making?
驚喜哦 Surprise.
六個蛋清 四分之三杯濃... Six egg whites, tree quarter cup of heavy...
奶油嗎 萊拉 我不能吃 我在訓練 cream, Lara, I can't eat this, I'm training.
當然可以 因為會新陳代謝掉嘛 Yes you can, because, with your metabolism
而且等下我還要和你一起"做運動" and the workout I'm about to give you,
所以你可以盡情享用我的早餐蛋奶酥 I think you can handle enjoy my little breakfast Souffle.
運動哈 Workout, huh?
是的 就是小廚娘萊拉 Yes, that same Lara.
我們都愛她 We love her.
萊拉這個盜賊 Lara the larcenist.
萊拉這個解放者 Lara the liberator.
萊拉 她是達娜的新歡 Lara the... the new true love of... of Dana.
是的 就是那個達娜 Yeah, I mean, Dana...
告訴我她需要一個了結 who told me she needed... she needed closure.
和萊拉的了結 Closure with Lara.
已經過去了6個月 It's six month later and...
我還在等她的了結 And I'm still waiting for her to close.
你們好 小寶貝 ? Hello, everybody ?
很高興見到你們 你好嗎 ? So glad to see you, hello ?
摩根 ? to Morgane ?
真高興見到你 你好嗎 ? So glad to see you. Hello ?
皮爾斯 ? to Pierce ?
真高興見到你 你好嗎 ? So glad to see you. Hello ?
安婕莉卡 ? to Angelica ?
真高興見到你 你們好嗎 ? So glad to see you. Hello ?
真高興見到大家 ? Everybody, so glad to see you ?
樂器時間到啦 It's time for instruments.
-今天我幫她搶個三角鐵 -好的 - I'll try to get her the triangle today. - Okay.
哦 我就是找這個 Oh, I was just looking for that.
里面肯定還有 I'm sure there's more.
沒了 這是最后一個 No, there aren't, that's the last one.
不好意思了 Sorry.
混蛋 Asshole.
好啦 每個人都拿到樂器了嗎 Okay, does everyone have an instrument?
現在大家站起來 圈圈舞時間到咯 It's time to get up for dancing a circle time.
剛才的事很抱歉 Sorry about that.
沒關系 習慣了 Huh, it happens.
尤其碰到媽媽們的時候 Specially with some of these moms.
你們倆誰是媽媽 Which one of you is the... Is the mom?
事實上 寶寶是我生的 I gave birth, actually.
哇哦 我還以為是她呢 Oh, wow, I... would have figured it was hers.
你們女兒很像她嘛 Your daughter looks a lot like her.
她不是你姐姐吧 She's not your sister, is she?
她是我的伴侶 She's my partner.
而且 And...
她今天情緒有點緊張 She's a little stressed out today.
今天有位領養中心的社工要來家訪 We're about to have a home visit from adoption social worker.
可她本來就是你們的孩子啊 But she's your baby.
是啊 但孩子不是貝特的 Yeah. I...I mean, but not Bette's.
至少法律并不承認 At least not according to the law.
所以我們打算申請 We've just to do this, huh... thing
第二父母收養 that's called a second parent adoption
這樣在法律上 她就能成為 so she can legally become
安婕莉卡的另一個母親 Angelica's other parent.
-復雜吧 -是啊 很復雜 - Complicated? - Complicated? Yeah.
這太奇怪了 我沒想到會這么尷尬 This is so weird and I didn't realised it would be so awkward.
不必尷尬 媽媽 Doesn't have to be awkward, mom,
只管告訴我發生了什么事 just tell me what's been going on
我會盡力幫你的 and I'll do my best to help you out.
我想問題是從爸爸得病時開始的 I think it started around the time Daddy got sick.
我就是 我就是沒管它 I just - I just - didn't deal. I just didn't deal.
我知道忽視這么久是我的錯 但是他... I know it's my fault for letting it go this long, but he...
他病得太重了 我需要傾注所有的注意力 he was so sick and he needed all my attention and, you know,
要是當時我能照顧下自己 if I had taken care of myself,
也不至于拖成現在這么嚴重 we would've caught it before it got this bad -
嘿嘿嘿 媽媽 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, mom.
別說得像安排葬禮似的 Let's not plan your funeral yet.
你有些什么癥狀 Now what are you symptoms?
呼吸 Breathing...
我覺得呼吸很困難 I have a hard time breathing,
還有心悸 and heart palpitations
有時候得坐下來喘氣 and sometimes I have to sit down and catch my breath.
而且 每天都頭疼 And I, um, I'm having these headaches every day.
我知道這樣肯定有原因 And I know they're connected to something
一定是什么地方出了問題 that's bad going on somewhere else -
而且我很難集中精力 and I - I - I'm having a hard time
去做任何一件事 just concentrating on any one thing.
你的血壓有點高 Well, your blood pressure's a little high,
但也不是很高 but it's not off the chart.
所以別給自己判死刑了 好嗎 Don't assume the worst, okay?
我們要做的是 Here's what we're gonna do.
我送你去做些血液檢查 I'm gonna send you for some blood work.
檢查下各項指標 We're gonna check your levels,
再做幾個測試 we're gonna run a few tests.
其實我敢打賭 你這是心理上的問題 Now, I'm actually betting that this is psychological.
你現在一個人經營咖啡店 You're under a lot of stress running
壓力難免很大 that business all by yourself.
更別提 你還一直在 Not to mention all the time
幫蒂娜照顧孩子 you're putting in helping them out with Tina's baby.
是啊 那也是貝特的孩子 不只是蒂娜的 Yeah, well it's Bette's baby, too, you know, not just Tina's.
今天休息下吧 Just call today.
周六下午 2點到6點 It's, um, 2:00 to 6:00, on Saturday.
為了慶祝她滿半歲 It's for, uh, six month.
其實也只是個借口 主要為了開個派對 It's really just an excuse to have a party.
謝謝 我會盡量去的 Thanks, I'll try and make it.
太好了 保重 Great. Take care.
再見 See ya.
干嘛邀請他啊 Why'd you invite him?
他很好啊 我喜歡他 He's sweet, I like him.
他直得跟電線桿似的 He's so... straight.
什么時候開始 你對直人有意見了 Since when did you have a problem with straight people?
我對直人沒意見 只是他太... I don't have a problem with straight people, it's just he's so...
你知道 太村兒了 you know, suburban.
我就是在郊區長大 郊區沒那么可怕 I grew up in the suburbs. Suburbs aren't that terrible.
憑什么大家都要做趕時髦的人 Why does everybody have to be a hipster?
安格斯 我有個提議 Angus. I have a proposition for you.
不知你是否有興趣 安婕莉卡半歲慶生時 Would you be interested in playing for the kids
來給孩子們彈吉他 at Angelica's six month celebration?
好啊 哪兒邀請我都去 Wow, yeah, I'll play almost anywhere I'm invited
只要能賺點外快 as long as there's a paycheck involved.
因為我的樂隊正在努力發CD My band's trying to put out our CD.
太好了 Cool.
你覺得呢 安婕莉卡 What do ya think, Angelica?
要我搖滾你的半歲生日派對嗎 Want me to rock your half-birthday party?
喜歡黑色安息日[樂隊]的奧齊[主唱]嗎 Maybe some Ozzy? Black Sabbath?
其實我覺得"公雞喔喔啼"就行了 I was actually thinking more "Cock-a-Doodle-Doo".
哦 那就這個吧 Oh, no, that's what you'll get.
謝謝 能付現金的話更好 Thanks, I could really use the cash.
棒極了 Great.
過來 Oh, c'mere.
我是權力和美貌 I am power and beauty,
從深如大海的心底 散發出太陽的溫暖 emanating the warmth of the sun through a heart as deep as the ocean.
你確定不是"深如大海的口袋"嗎 Are you sure it's not "pockets as deep as the ocean"?
可能吧 是的 口袋 It could be. Yeah. Pockets.
你剛買了些東西 Uh, you just bought something.
大部分人認為買這種東西魯莽而愚蠢 Something that most people consider reckless and foolish.
我的一項收購即將完成 但不能告訴你是什么 We are about to close on a deal, but I can't tell you what it is.
你不必說 You don't have to say.
你買了一家電影公司 You bought a movie studio.
天吶 你怎么知道的 My god, how did you know that?
這些牌無所不知 Because the cards know everything.
你未來會有段艷遇 看到了嗎 And there's a romance in your future. See?
這就是你 女皇 This is you, The Empress,
她知道如何驕縱自己 she knows how to pamper herself
她也很懂得照顧她的愛人們 but she really knows how to take care of her lovers.
還有這個 權杖騎士 代表你的愛人 And this, the Knight of Wands, that's the love interest.
那人很有創造性 也許是藝術家之類的 Uh, it's a creative person, an artist of some kind.
反復無常 尤其在性方面 Volatile and changeable, especially sexually.
在性方面多變 什么意思 Sexually changeable, what does that mean?
雙性戀還是什么 Bisexual or something?
洗牌 然后再抽三張 Shuffle and take three more cards.
雙性戀 沒錯 這人是雙性戀 Bisexual. Yeah. This person is bisexual.
他或者她 我想是她 He or she... uh... she, I think...
她將和你背對背站立 然后面對面 is going to stand back to back with you, and then face to face.
什么意思 What does that mean?
抱歉 我現在只能告訴你這么多了 I'm sorry, I... can't tell you any more right now.
另外她還開著藍色的車 深褐色頭發 Except that she drives a blue car. And she's a brunette.
好了 你們倆一個在沙發上躺會兒 Alright, now, one of you lie down on this fluffy couch
一個跟我來拿點兒東西 and the other one come and pick some material.
媽媽T 你何不乖乖躺著 Mama T, why don't you be the "lier-downer"
我去拿東西好了 and I'll go choose some materials for us?
什么 我的天 No. Please.
怎么了 What?
你也管她叫"媽媽B"嗎 Do you also call her "Mama B"?
是啊 有時候叫她"媽媽B" Uh - yeah, sometimes I do call her "Mama B".
好吧 起來 Okay, get up.
坐下 坐那兒 You go sit down. Sit down.
好了 聽著 Alright. Listen.
指導原則是這樣的 The guiding principle here is that
我們在試圖在這段長期關系中 we are trying to rekindle the sexual spark
重新點燃性愛的火花 in this long-term relationship.
"媽媽T"和"媽媽B"這種稱呼 And "Mama T" and "Mama B" do not
不會激起狂野激情的愛 make mad, passionate love to one another,
"媽媽"聽起來更適合做糕點 they make cookies.
你們在家做這些感覺集中練習時 When you do these sensate-focus exercises at home,
蒂娜要脫光光 蒙上眼睛 Tina - she'll be naked, wearing a blindfold -
哦 不可能 Oh-ho, no way.
這有什么不可能 What - what's wrong with that?
我會覺得很可笑 I'll feel ridiculous.
我可不希望別人盯著我的裸體 I don't want anybody staring down at my naked body,
還拿些橡膠皮革條逗弄我 tickling me with strips of rubber and suede. I -
首先 我不是什么"別人" Well, first of all, I'm not just anybody.
我是你的伴侶和愛人 I'm your life-partner and would-be lover,
其次 我覺得你很美 and secondly, I find you beautiful.
你不可能覺得這個又大又丑的疤 You can't possibly find this big, ugly scar
松弛的胃和下垂的乳房漂亮 and my sagging stomach and my leaky nipples beautiful.
不該是你告訴我 什么好看什么不好看 You cannot tell me what I can and cannot find beautiful.
我的意思是 我并不覺得 I mean, and I - I don't think
是你覺得自己不吸引人或者很累的原因 this is all about you feeling unattractive or tired.
事實上 我很不愿這么說 In fact, I hate to say this, but
但是法伯醫生 我覺得她仍在懲罰我 Dr. Farber, I think she's still punishing me for -
-我沒在懲罰你 -沒有嗎 - I am not punishing you! - Oh, no?
我只是太累了 I'm exhausted!
我半夜都醒著照顧安婕莉卡 I am up half the night with Angelica!
我們試試別的辦法好嗎 Look, let's try something else, alright? Uh...
我們可以試試 We could try the...
"春宮畫筆" The Lover's Paintbox.
很漂亮 優質巧克力制成 33.95美元 Beautiful. Very high-quality chocolate. $33.95.
太貴了 It's too expensive.
那這個激情性愛冰塊小工具呢 And this The Hot Sex Ice Cube Kit.
19.95美元 沒那么貴了 $19.95, not as expensive.
怎么用這個冰塊小工具 What do you do with the ice cube kit?
拿出一個小冰塊 Well, you take a cube -
它有胸部形狀和陰莖形狀的 and it could be breast-shaped, penis-shaped,
甭管什么 把冰塊放進嘴里 whatever - put it in your mouth,
讓水滴在她的陰蒂 她的乳房上 let a little water drip on her clit, on her nipples...
因為其實 造成拉拉性功能障礙的 because, really, one of the big problems
一個最大原因就是 of lesbian sexual dysfunction
對口舌刺激的反感 is aversion to oral stimulation...
而這些小冰塊物如其名 ... and those - if you pardon the pun -
是你們性愛的破冰者 are a major ice-breaker.
萬一這些都失敗了 Or, if all else fails,
不妨試著來點幽默 try a little... humor!
別這樣 偶爾的輕浮不會傷害性生活 C'mon, a little levity never hurt anybody's sex life.
好吧 那你們什么時候哄安婕莉卡睡覺 Okay, so. What time do you put Angelica down to sleep?
哦 每晚都不一樣 Oh, well, it differs every night.
我們沒有給她定時間表 We don't really have her on a schedule.
是啊 Yeah.
今晚 哄她睡著 然后把她放嬰兒床里 Tonight, get her to sleep, put her in the crib -
不 我們從不讓她自己睡 No, we don't put her down.
我們正在嘗試親密育兒法 We're practicing attachment parenting.
我們盡量保證她 We try to keep her in contact
時刻和人類身體接觸 with another human body as much as possible.
那她現在在哪兒 Where is she right now?
-輪到我了 -哦耶 - My turn. - Oh, yeah!
我不是說我父母對此很高興 I wouldn't say my parents are happy about it, necessarily,
我只是說他們 I would just say that they've...
他們接受了 用他們自己的方式 they've accepted it, sort of in their own way.
是啊 他們不再嘗試 Yeah, they don't try and fix you up
撮合你和男人在一起了 不錯了 with guys anymore, so that's good.
-是不錯 -是啊 - That's good. - Yeah.
但是 The whole, uh,
在一個墨西哥家庭里對父母出柜 coming-out-to-your-parents-in-a-Mexican-family, that stuff?
要是你敢這樣做 Mm-mmm, there's something about it.
小命就玩完了 It doesn't really play.
所以你就一直躲在柜子里 No. So you just stay in the closet.
-不 親愛的 -是的 - No, sweetheart. - Yes.
其實也不是真藏在柜子里 You don't just stay in the closet.
有些事情 我們和家人心照不宣 There are certain things that are understood, and it is understood that we do not talk about those things.
比如我有個叔叔叫博比 Like, I have this Uncle Poppy.
他把他姐姐的舞會禮服借走了一年 He borrowed his sister's prom dress one year, and uh,
他拿那舞會禮服干嘛 我們不知道 what he did with that prom dress, we don't know.
你們猜怎樣 我們也從不問 And guess what? We don't ask.
我覺得那很別扭 就這樣 I found it disconcerting, that's all.
為什么 "陰蒂"怎么了 Why? What's wrong with "clit"?
那也太露骨了 It's a little graphic.
我更希望治療師用些更中性的語言 I prefer that our therapist use a more neutral language.
那"陰蒂"讓你感覺別扭是嗎 So "clit" made you uncomfortable?
有一點兒 A little, yeah.
那"陰戶"呢 你也覺得"陰戶"有問題嗎 What about "cunt", do you have a problem with "cunt"?
這也不是我喜歡的 It's not my favorite.
事實上 我喜歡"陰部" Actually, I like "pussy".
哦 聽吶聽吶 我愛陰部 Oh. Hear! Hear! I love pussy.
寶寶在這兒呢 Excuse me.
夏恩 她又聽不懂 Shane, it's not as though she can really understand
我們講的東西 what we're talking about.
這可說不準 You don't know that.
你們在說什么 What are you - what are you talking about?
蒂娜不喜歡"陰蒂"這個詞 Well, Tina has a problem with the word "clit",
當然我也覺得不好聽 which I find somewhat troubling,
她還不太喜歡"陰戶"這個詞 and she's also not too fond of "cunt".
天啊 我愛死"陰戶"這詞了 Oh, my god, I love the word "cunt".
我都欲火焚身了 I get totally hot.
你不是吧 No - you do?!
真的 你不會嗎 Yeah! Don't you?
我 I...
你們用什么詞 Well, what words do you use?
我喜歡"陰部" "Pussy" works for me.
"海貍"有時也蠻有趣 我還喜歡"女陰" Mm-hmm. "Beaver" is also fun sometimes and I like "twat".
我真的喜歡"女陰" 你知道的 Actually, I really like "twat"! You know that.
沒錯 I know.
哦 寶貝兒 Aww, babe!
瞧 就我是在委婉語的環境里長大的 See, I just grew up in a world of euphemisms,
像是"下面" like "down there",
"陰部" "nether regions",
"私處" "private parts",
"淘氣包" "naughty bits"...
"哦 別碰你的小妹妹" "Uh oh, don't touch your no-no!"
我也是這樣的 I was the same way.
"私處" "女人的部位" "Private parts", "lady parts"...
"女人的部位" 還有"那里" "lady parts", "it".
誰想到了"小泉眼" Then who came up with "peeper"?
"小泉眼" "小泉眼" "小泉眼" Peeper! Peeper, peeper, peeper.
媽媽T 你喂會兒她吧 我覺得她餓了 Mama T, why don't you feed her for a while, I think she's hungry.
她沒餓啊 She's fine.
"小泉眼" "小泉眼" Peeper, peeper, peeper.
"摸我的小泉眼 小艾 沒人比你更拿手咯" "Touch my peeper, Al. Nobody touches my peeper like you do."
"快瞧 我們互磨小泉眼發生了什么" "Oh, look what happens to my peeper when it touches your peeper.
變得好濕啊 It's a wet peeper!"
艾麗絲 Alice...
我們得走了 We're gonna go.
真的好濕哦 It's a wet, wet peeper.
你贏了 小艾 You win, Al.
小泉眼 Peeper.
寶貝兒 跟艾麗絲阿姨打招呼 Oh, baby, say hello to Auntie Alice.
媽媽T 能不能把她放下 Mama T, can you just put her
問個好 問個好啊 Say hello! Say hello! Say hello!
你今天又嗑什么藥了 So what are you on now?
我在吃利他林[精神興奮藥] I'm on methylphenidate.
副作用可能包括 抽動穢語綜合征 Possible side effects are - include, um, Tourette's.
好吧 大家現在都有點壓力過大 It's okay. We're all a little stressed out right now.
都會好的 It's gonna be okay.
-是啊 -是啊 - Yeah - Yeah
沒錯 Totally.
蒂娜和我 今天領養中心的社工要初次家訪 Yeah, Tina and I, we have our first home visit with the adoption social worker today.
我要見卡門的母親了 Ah. I'm going to meet Carmen's mother.
還要和她全家一起吃晚飯 And have dinner with her entire family.
然后呢 And...
我要扮成直人 I'm gonna act straight.
誰壓力最大 Who wins!
你贏了 You win.
是啊 你贏了 Yeah, you win.
吸氣 目光微微向上看 Inhale, take the gaze up part-way.
呼氣 回來 四肢著地 壓低身體 Exhale, stepping back. To dandasana, lowering down.
吸氣 像抬頭的狗狗一樣 Inhale, coming into up-dog.
手臂支撐做擴胸 Opening up the chest through the arms.
呼氣 像低頭的狗狗 Exhaling back into downward-facing dog.
下面 從低頭的狗狗換成 Now let's step from down-dog,
右腳前邁 放在右手邊 the right foot up beside the right hand.
下面我們進入下一個 武士姿勢 We're going into warrior one, people, virabhardrasana.
我明白 這動作太難了 難受得要死 Oh, I know, this stuff's really hard. It kills me.
親愛的 對不起 Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
我以為做這個能讓你好受些 I thought this would be good for you.
需要我做點什么嗎 Is there anything I can do?
不 你是個好朋友 Oh, no, you're a good friend.
你真是個好姐們兒 You're a good friend!
現在 重心放在左腳上 Now, pivot on the ball of the left foot.
腳后跟踏在地上 Drop that heel to the ground.
腳趾向外45度 Turn the toes out 45 degrees.
大家都沒問題吧 Is everyone cool with that?
哦小可憐 是因為達娜嗎 Oh, you poor thing. Is it Dana?
我不知道 I don't know.
可能是新藥的緣故 It could be these new drugs I'm on.
噓 Shh!
讓肩胛的重力落在背上 Okay. And drop your shoulder blades down your back.
我就是覺得有點意外 I just... I feel a little unpredictable.
但我不知道 可能... But I don't know, maybe...
我不知不覺就這樣了 maybe it's just making me spontaneous, you know.
就像我準備 我準... Like I'm ready, I'm rea -
噓 別說話 Shhh. No talking.
好了 大家和旁邊的同伴 Okay, now, let's all partner up
組成兩人一組 with the person on the mat next to us.
你們背靠背 I want you to turn back-to-back.
挽著胳膊 And link arms.
現在 面朝房間前方的那人 Now. The person facing the front of the room,
你前傾 I want you to bend forward
然后輕輕拉伸你同伴的后背 and gently stretch your partner's back.
輕輕地 彈起和拉伸 Gently. Bounce and stretch.
艾麗絲 Alice!
好了 互換 Good, now switch.
等下 還沒背正對背 Wait, wait. We're not quite back-to-back.
好了 Okay.
哦天吶 Oh, god...
好 兩個人都拉伸完后 Okay, once you've both done the stretch,
我要你們站直 I want you to stand,
與同伴面對面 and turn to face your partners...
像這樣抓緊對方的肩膀 ... and grip one-another's shoulders like this.
然后屈膝 And bend your knees.
老天 Oh, god.
見鬼 Holy shit.
怎么了 What?
我們背對背了 然后現在面對面了 We were back-to-back and now we're face-to-face.
我知道 教練讓這么做的 Yeah, I know, that's what he said to do.
準備好了 Ready?
好了 Oookay.
這周六法亢酒吧有個交友活動 一起去吧 Saturday there's a Fuse event at Falcon. We should go.
海倫娜 我已經不記得 Helena, I can't even remember
怎么跟酒吧的女孩打招呼了 how to say hello to a girl at a bar.
我會幫你的 I'll help you.
我們先去打望一下 We'll scope the place out,
看看有沒有你喜歡的人 然后... you see anybody you like, and -
你的車是... 藍色的 Your car's... blue.
我知道... I... I know it's...
車是有點臟 但我通常都有潔癖 it's dirty, I'm usually such a neat-freak.
沒人比我更整潔了 只是... Really. You'll never meet anyone tidier than me. it's just...
自從... 達娜的事之后 Since... Dana. Yeah.
我的生活就是一坨屎 海倫娜 You know, my life is shit, Helena. Okay?
你看到我剛才的樣子了 You saw me in there.
靠這些藥物我能正常5分鐘 然后... I'm good for 5 minutes on these meds and then it - and then -
-然后就失效了 -是啊 - And then it wears off. - Yeah.
這是你用藥帶來的問題 或許你應該... That's the trouble with medication. Maybe you should just -
我應該加大劑量 I should take more.
我應該增大劑量 絕對是這樣 I should take a higher dose. Yes, of course.
只是我不清楚吃多少算是癮君子 It's the - I just - it's very - not precise, this pill-popping business, you know?
你在評判我嗎 Are you judging me?
沒事 我理解的 I mean, I would understand if you were, but...
沒有 我只是 No, I - just...
你是個好姐們兒 I - you're a good friend.
是個好姐們兒 好姐們兒 You're a good friend. Good friend.
基特 走之前能幫我把桌子收拾了嗎 Kit, can you help me with this table before you go?
她馬上就到了 She'll be here in two seconds.
老天 外面的人按什么鬼喇叭 Jesus, what is their fucking problem?
我們在這兒 沒事 Here we are, okay.
是那個社工 That's the social worker.
她需要人幫她上臺階 She needs help getting up porch steps.
我們去吧 Here you go.
我們去吧 安婕莉卡 Here we go Angelica! Here, Boo Boo.
一起去見社工啦 Let's go meet the social worker.
嗨 你來了 Hi! You made it.
你好克里女士 我是貝特·波特 Hello Miss Collie, I'm Bette Porter.
真高興見到你 It's really nice to meet you.
這是我的伴侶 蒂娜·柯納德 This is my partner Tina Kennard.
這是我姐姐 基特·波特 And this is my sister, Kit Porter.
這就是安婕莉卡 And this is Angelica.
我想你是否應該把孩子放下來 I think you may wanna put that baby down
先幫我上臺階 and help me up these steps.
我們不會把她放下 但會幫你上來的 Well, we don't really put her down, but I think we'll be okay.
不會把她放下是什么意思 What do you mean you don't put her down?
我們... Well, we're -
正在嘗試親密育兒法 - practicing attachment parenting.
我想說 合久必分 Well I say anything that can be attached, can be detached.
干嘛不先放下寶寶 So why don't you detach the baby,
讓她在嬰兒床上待會兒 put her in her crib for a few moments
以防你分心摔了我 so you don't drop me.
蒂娜和我來吧 好嗎 I think Tina and I can manage this, okay?
不管怎樣 我們沒有嬰兒床 Anyway, we don't have a crib.
我們買了 但是顯然 We bought one, but it became apparent
我們也用不到 that we weren't gonna use it,
所以就把它捐給洛杉磯東部的一家人了 so we donated it to a family in East L.A.
我在那兒工作 That's where I work.
你們有個半歲大的嬰兒 卻沒有嬰兒床 You have a six month-old baby and you don't have a crib.
我先走了 好運 媽媽們 Okay. Good luck, mommies.
靠 媽的 Oh, cunt!
操 Cunt!
嗨 達娜 Hi! Dana?
達娜 該死 操 Dana! Oh, fuck you! Fuck you!
要躲開我嗎 你想躲開我嗎 Going to get away? You think you're going to get away?
去你媽的 達娜 Oh, fuck you! Dana!
你瘋了嗎 Are you insane?!
我瘋了嗎 一切因你而起 達娜 Am I insane?! You're the one who did it, Dana! Okay!
別這樣了 小艾 Just stop it, Al!
-是你造成的 -別這樣 - You did this! - Just stop it!
不是我離開了你 聽到沒 I didn't leave you! Okay!
媽的 God!
艾麗絲 Alice - !
等下 達娜 我又有個電話 別掛 Hold on, Dana, I'm getting another call, hold on, okay!
你好 Hello?
艾麗絲 我是海倫娜 Alice? It's Helena.
我希望你第一個知道 Look, I wanted you to be the first to know -
海倫娜 Yeah, Helena -
等下 你能等下嗎 Hold - I - can you just - hold on - I'm just - I'm -
達娜在逃避我 等下 Dana's trying to get away from me, hold on.
達娜怎么了 Dana's what?
我就是... 她開始... I just - all - she start -
操 Fuck!
嘿 是我 Hey! I'm back.
我買了一家電影公司 艾麗絲 I'm buying a movie studio, Alice.
這太好了 海倫娜 這太棒了 That - that's great, Helena, that's so good,
但我現在沒空聊這個 I can't really talk right now though.
別別 我想問你個問題 很快 No - no, no. I need to ask you one quick question, Alice.
達娜 靠 Dana, fuck!
我想知道 你頭發本來是什么顏色 wondering what your natural haircolor is.
我想如果回到童年的話 I guess if I go back to childhood, it's, y'know,
我會認為自己是金發 I would consider myself a blonde...
這決定于你從哪個角度看我 Umm... It kinda depends on what angle you look at me.
我是說 這不一定 I mean, it's kind of up for interpretation.
從某個角度看 你可能舉得是... If you look at me from one angle, it could be, uh... uh...
有點臟臟的金色 you know, a light-ish dirty blonde, er...
從另一個角度看 y'know, from another angle
可能是那種淡淡的褐色 it could be sort of a - a - very pale brunette.
媽的該死 我跟丟了 God - god dammit, I lost her.
再等一下 Hold on a second?
艾麗絲 Alice??
嗨 小達 小達 Hey Dane. Dane?
你是打算沿著日落大道直走 Um, are you planning on going straight down Sunset,
還是打算拐彎 or do you think that maybe you might turn off?
達娜 Dana?
你們還沒有嬰兒安全防護措施 是嗎 You haven't exactly baby-proofed, have you?
我本身不太相信嬰兒安全防護措施 Well, I don't really believe in baby-proofing, per se,
我是說 首先它很丑 I mean first of all, it's ugly,
我很希望安婕莉卡 and I really want Angelica
能培養起對美的內在認知 to develop an intrinsic sense of beauty.
我看得出這對你很重要 Well, I can tell that's important to you, Bette.
大概就是因此 我才沒看到屋里到處散落著 Presumably, it's why I don't see an abundance of brightly colored,
一堆色彩明亮 令人興奮的塑料玩具 stimulating, interactive plastic toys strewn around the home.
正是 Exactly.
那從安全角度考慮呢 And from the point of view of safety?
克里女士 我真的相信... Well, Miss Collie, I truly believe -
叫我羅伯塔 Call me Roberta.
羅伯塔 我 Roberta. I -
我相信孩子可以通過觸覺 I believe that children can learn what's safe
來學習分辨是否安全 and what's not safe through tactile encounters.
我是說 她在這個年紀 I mean, at this age, uh,
還不能真正領會概念 she can't really grasp concepts,
她只會感受 she can only have experiences.
所以你想讓她把手放火里感受是嗎 So you're planning to let her put her hand in the fire.
這是比喻嗎 Metaphorically.
我給你個真正的比喻 貝特 I'll give you a metaphor, Bette.
你從405高架橋上 縱身躍下 Go ahead and throw yourself off the 405 overpass.
雖然疼痛無比 It'll hurt like hell,
但絕不會再有第二次 因為你已經死了 and damn straight you won't do it again because you'll be dead.
我們不是完全反感嬰兒安全防護 It's not like we're totally opposed to baby-proofing...
她還不會爬呢 I - she's not even crawling yet.
我知道 I know.
是啊 她還不會爬呢 Yeah, she's not even crawling.
我們查過水池罩和柵欄的相關資料 I've done research on pool covers and fences and -
柵欄真的很丑 貝特很討厭它們 the fences are really ugly, Bette hates them a lot.
是的 非常討厭 Yeah, really a lot.
媽 Mom?
嗨 親愛的 Hello, darling.
我們真得快點了 Now, we've really got to hurry, here.
還有一個小時就日落了 We've got one hour until sundown. So...
你能把那個帶過來放這兒嗎 here, can you take that in, and put that up there?
我想讓你幫忙把瓷器擺上 And then I'm gonna get you to get the china down.
你父親希望大家都去[猶太]教堂 Your father wants everyone to go to shul.
他說這是你在斯科基最后的晚餐 He says this is your last dinner here in Skokie.
今天佩雷茨大夫對我的最后一節治療課做完了 I had my last therapy session with Dr. Peretz today.
你知道你爸邀請克蘭一家來吃晚餐 You know your father's invited the Cranes for dinner.
馬歇爾從麻省理工學院回來了 Marshall's back from MIT.
他也要去教堂 He's gonna be at shul.
你知道我覺得最棒的是什么嗎 You know what would be really awesome,
你能否讓我繼父 if you could please ask my step-father
別安排我跟男孩相親了 to stop setting me up with guys.
特別是馬歇爾·克蘭 Especially Marshall Crane.
馬歇爾怎么了 And what's wrong with Marshall?
他是個數學天才啊 He's a mathematical genius.
沒什么 Nothing.
只是他是個男人 而我 Except for the fact that he's a man, and I -
打住 珍妮 Don't start, Jenny.
我們都知道你有病 We all know you were sick.
我的病不包括這個 That's not part of my "sickness".
這也是佩雷茨大夫告訴你的嗎 Oh! And is that what Dr. Peretz has been telling you?
佩雷茨大夫認為我的性向沒有問題 Dr. Peretz doesn't have a problem with my sexual orientation, mom.
那我恐怕得告訴你 Well, uh, then I have to tell you
我覺得佩雷茨大夫跟你一樣有病 that I think Dr. Peretz is as sick as you are.
我心里很沒底 I don't know about this.
為什么 怎么了 Why? What's wrong?
有點太快了 It's too soon.
不 聽著 沒事的 好嗎 No. I'm telling you. You're gonna be fine, okay?
他們不會那樣想的 好吧 Just - they don't think like that, alright,
所以你只需做你自己就好 so all you have to do is be yourself.
他們會愛死你的 They are going to fucking love you.
快點兒 Come on.
怎么樣 Okay?
你看起來美翻了 Yeah. You look beautiful.
好吧 Okay.
下個月的初展在斯萊特博物館進行 The show debuts next month at the Slate Museum.
主題是"反對的藝術" It's called "The Art of Dissent".
是嗎 那這種工作會有報酬嗎 I see. And does a person actually get paid for something like that?
這不是全職工作 Oh, well it's not a full-time job.
我只是因為興趣去做 I'm just doing it as a passion project
同時我也在找一份長久穩定的工作 while I'm looking for a more permanent position.
那你現在失業中是嗎 So you're unemployed.
六個月前才失業 Well, just for the last six months.
我是說 有好幾家公司邀請我了 I mean, I've been offered several positions,
但沒有一個職位讓我真正有激情 but just none that I - that I passionately wanna do.
非這樣不可嗎 Is that absolutely necessary?
不好意思 你說什么 What, I'm sorry?
嬰兒 勺子 乒呤乓啷的 The infant, the spoon, the banging and clanging,
你就不能放下消停一小會兒嗎 can you not just put it away for 15 minutes?
-媽媽T 能把... -哦 好的 - Mama T, can you just put the... - Oh, yeah.
那碗放下嗎 ...pots and pans down.
我是說孩子 I meant the baby.
你照看她一會兒吧 Why don't you just nurse her for a while?
好了 讓我回顧一下 Okay, let me just review.
沒有嬰兒安全防護措施 No baby-proofing.
失業中 卻熱情滿滿 Passionately unemployed.
把色情的 Harbors sexually-explicit,
反愛國的宣傳 偽裝成藝術 anti-patriotic propaganda masquerading as art.
男人呢 What about men?
男人 Men?
你知道我們是拉拉 對吧 You do know that we're lesbians, right?
知道 Yes.
你們向政府提交的申請書里表示得很明確 That matter was fairly explicitly touted on your petition to the state,
但正因如此 我倒是覺得男人的問題很關鍵 which is all the more reason why I find the man question critical.
安婕莉卡怎么知道男人是什么樣子 How is Angelica going to know what a man is?
她只需要打開電視 上面到處是男人 All she has to do is turn on the television, they're everywhere.
我們的孩子會看到很多男人 Our child's going to be around a lot of men.
但是 有那么一個重要的男人嗎 But will there be a significant man?
我是說 她能識別出某個特定男人的聲音嗎 I mean, is she going to know one special man's voice?
她怎么知道男人是什么感覺 I mean - how is she going to know what a man feels like?
男人是什么味道 她能不能... What he smells like? Will she ever...
用臉頰蹭到滿是胡茬的臉 rub her cheek up against a scratchy, unshaven face?
逗弄他微卷的胸毛 Play with the... little curly hairs on his chest...
或是他的后背 or his back...
這他媽是哪兒來的 Where the fuck did that come from?!
該死 天殺的 見鬼 老天啊 Shit, motherfucker! Goddammit! Jesus Christ!
好極了 Great.
我操 Well, Jesus fuck!
怎么回事 What happened?
我要進車道 結果這個又大 Well, I'm coming in the driveway and this big,
又可笑的鬼東西擋那兒了 fucking ridiculous thing's in the way!
怎么可笑了 Ridiculous, how?
那是你的車嗎 Is that your car?
你就不能把它再往前開點嗎 Because you could maybe have moved it up a little.
你前面還有10英尺的空地呢 There's like ten feet in front of you.
你認識這人 Do you know this person?
不管怎樣 對不起我碰了你的車 Anyway, whatever, I'm sorry I tapped your car.
碰 Tapped?!
蒂娜 我想都是吃那藥的緣故 Tina, I think it's these drugs I'm on,
我剛跟達娜飆車來著 I just got in a car chase with Dana.
你跟達娜飆車 You got in a car chase with Dana?
我幾乎把她追到路盡頭了 Yeah, I kinda ran her off the road.
什么 What?!
不管怎樣 女士 我不知道 Anyway, look, lady, I don't know.
我是說 你的車沒事 I mean, your car's fine,
倒霉的是我的車 不信你自己看 it's like mine got the worst of it, if you could look.
你知道嗎 其實 You know, it's like,
要是你開的車正常一點兒 就不會撞這么慘 it would have been a lot less damage if you drove a normal car.
"正常" "Normal."
她不是那個意思 She didn't mean it that way.
她現在有點辭不達意 That's not what she meant.
但愿她和孩子接觸的機會不是太多 Let's just hope she doesn't have a lot of contact with the child.
我要走了 I'll be going now.
還真不巧 我是孩兒她干媽 Uh, I happen to be the Earth Mother?
要不是我不信教 我還是她的教母呢 I would've been the godmother, but I don't believe in god.
你當然不信教 Of course you don't.
這甚至不是我的主意 是媽媽B的 Well, it wasn't even my idea, it was Mama B's.
那就對了 Of course it was.
我10天后再來 I'll be back in ten days.
你還會來 You're coming back?
每例收養我們都要做兩次家訪 We do two home-visits per case.
所以你們還有一次機會 So you'll get a second chance.
不過第一印象已經抹不掉了 But first impressions are hard to overcome.
幫個忙 還有把車挪開 Help, please, and move car!
真是個事兒媽 Oh. She's really too much.
幫個忙 該死 Help, please! Today!
-別這樣 再吃點 你太瘦了 -不不 - C'mon, eat more, you so skinny! - No no.
她太瘦了 你不給她東西吃嗎 She's so skinny, don't you feed her?
不 媽媽 用不著我給她 她自己會吃 No, mommy, I don't feed her, she feeds herself.
-給 -多漂亮的閨女啊 - Here. - Such a pretty girl, too.
你不覺得她很漂亮嗎 Don't you think she's pretty?
是啊 媽 她很漂亮 Yes, mom, she's very pretty.
謝謝 Thank you.
夏恩 卡門說你是發型師 Shane! Carmen says that you're a hairdresser?
是的 I am.
那你的頭發是誰做的 Uh... who does your hair?
我自己 Oh, I do.
這是一種發型 媽媽 It's the look, mama.
是啊 爆炸頭 Yeah. It's the bomb.
你認識我侄女伊巍嗎 Do you know cousin Evi?
不 我想不認識吧 No, I don't believe I do.
媽 這之前她沒見過咱家任何人 Mom, this is the first time she's met anyone in our family.
伊巍是個助理發型師 Evi's an assistant hairdresser.
她在市區喬斯的發型體驗館工作 She works downtown at Jose's Hair Experience.
很酷嘛 That's - that's very cool.
夏恩 你家人是住在洛杉磯嗎 Your family, Shane, they live in Los Angeles?
經常見他們嗎 You see them all the time?
你問她這么多問題干嘛 Why are you asking her so many questions, mom, please?
卡門 Carmen...
別問了 媽 Please, mom, c'mon!
事實上 我來自奧斯汀 Uh, actually, I'm from Austin.
我想我家人還在那兒吧 And I think my family are still there.
你想 你都不知道你家人在哪兒嗎 You think? Uh, you don't know where your family is?
我就是有一陣兒沒見他們了 I - I just haven't seen them in a while.
他們在說什么呢 what are they talking about?
她說她很久沒見到她家人了 She says that she hasn't seen her family in a very long time.
卡門 Carmen.
什么 Hm?
我不明白 她的家人 I don't understand. Her family...
她從小被寄養 Uh, oh, well, um... she grew up in foster care.
她沒見過她父親 So, she hasn't met her father...
也不了解她母親 And, uh, she never really knew her mother, either. So.
哦 可憐的閨女 Oh, poor girl...
我們就是你的家人了 好嗎 We're your family now. Okay? Okay?
你的家人 Your family.
謝謝 Thank you!
謝謝 謝謝 Gracias, thank you.
你好嗎 How ya doing?
嗨 你好嗎 Hi! How are you?
還好 I'm alright.
是嗎 Yeah?
書寫得怎么樣了 How's the book going?
我不知道 我想沒問題吧 I - I don't know, I think it's okay.
還不錯 就快寫完了 I think it's good, I think I'm almost done,
所以我快準備好離開這鎮子了 which means I'm gettin' ready to blow outta this town.
我一直在考慮 I've been thinking about it.
什么 What?
我想去 I wanna go for it.
少來了 你真想跟我去洛杉磯嗎 Fuck off... you wanna come to L.A. with me?
是的 Yeah.
我太高興了 I'm excited!
到這兒來干嘛 Mom, what are we doing in here?
"成人禮" 15th year celebration("quinceara" in spanish)
下周五 夏恩一定得來 Next Friday. Shane has to come.
媽媽 別啊 Mother, no, please.
什么是"成人禮" Wha - what's a quinceara?
"成人禮" 就像是甜蜜的15歲 A quinceara. It's like a - uh - sweet 15.
在墨西哥 女孩的15歲生日意味其成人
在墨西哥 這是很重要的傳統節日 In Mexico, it's a very important tradition.
我有東西要給你 And I have something for you.
這是個宗教儀式 It's this religious ceremony,
在教堂舉行一個巨大的派對 it takes place in a church, and it's a huge party with...
穿著禮服 戴著頭冠 拿著花束 gowns, and a tiara, and bouquets - and the whole thing.
我像你這么大 也這么瘦 信不信由你哦 When I was your age, I was skinny like you.
她說她曾經跟你一樣瘦 She says she used to be skinny, just like you.
您什么時候這么瘦 媽 我怎么不記得 When were you thin, mom? I don't remember that!
我去我妹妹的成人禮時穿的裙子呢 Where is the dress I wore to my sister Bego's sweet 15 celebration?
在這兒呢 多漂亮啊 Here it is! How pretty!
哦 真漂亮 Oh, that's beautiful.
是啊 Yeah!
呃 不 Eh, no...
我覺得卡門穿上會好看得多 You know, I think that it would look a lot better on Carmen.
-哦不不不 -卡門長的是這樣 - Oh, no, no, no. - No, Carmen is like this,
而你是那樣的 you like that
像我當年 Like how I was.
也許我沒這么瘦 你有男朋友了嗎 夏恩 Well, maybe not so skinny. You have a boyfriend, Shane?
還沒有 Not yet.
會有的 快穿上 我去拿針線包 Oh, you will. Put it on, I go get my sewing kit.
我媽愛死你了 My mother loves you!
我知道啊 我也愛她 I know she does. And I love her.
哦 天吶 Oh, my gosh!
但是別逼我穿這個 But please don't make me do this.
求你了 你得穿上 寶貝兒 Oh, please, you have to put it on. Oh, babe...
你干什么 她要進來了 What are you doing, she's gonna come in.
好吧 Okay.
別別別 Don't, don't, don't...
沒事的 Hey, it's okay.
你感覺真好 But you feel so good.
卡門 別逼我 Aw, Carmen, don't make me do this...
乖乖把手放進來 就當為我好嗎 Put your hands in. It's okay. Please, for me. C'mon.
額滴神吶 Oh, my goodness.
哦 簡直太美了 Oh! That is so pretty! Oh!
是啊 Oh! Yeah.
看吶 Oh, look at that. Oh...
謝謝你這么慷慨熱情 You know, but this is so generous of you, I -
但我很不好意思就這么穿走它 I kinda feel bad taking it away from you.
別開玩笑了 你是家人了 記得嗎 Ah, don't be ridiculous. You are familia now, remember?
好了 There.
大變樣哈 謝謝 That's somethin' else. Thank you.
可憐的寶貝 Poor baby.
這會讓你感覺好很多的 This is going to make you all better.
謝謝 Thank you.
好吃嗎 Good?
什么做噠 What is that?
雙份檸檬糖餅干 加了薰衣草精和迷迭香精 Double lemon sugar cookies with lavender and rosemary infusion.
特意為你試做的 Trying them out on you.
謝謝 Thank you.
好喝嗎 Good?
當然 謝謝 Yes. Thank you.
我想等我父母睡著后 I wanna wait until my parents are asleep,
再回去拿東西 when I get my stuff,
因為我不想今晚跟他們起沖突 because I don't want to start a thing with them tonight.
你是說 像少年離家出走那樣嗎 You mean, like a teenage runaway?
是啊 因為我媽對我還是那樣 Yes. 'Cause my mom still puts me in that place, you know?
我想用不了20分鐘就能收拾好 I don't think it's gonna take me more than, I don't know, 20 minutes to pack
我沒帶多少東西 because I didn't bring a lot of stuff
之前根本沒想到會在斯科基待上6個月 because I didn't think I'd be here in Skokie for six months.
然后我們再去趟我那兒 Yeah. Well, then we can swing by my place.
我家就在威爾梅特[伊利諾伊州] I'm up in Wilmette.
我們真要這么做嗎 Really... we really gonna do this?
是啊 我一直在計劃去LA Yeah. I've been planning on going to L.A.
從畢業時就開始了 from the time I got outta college.
我已經計劃兩年了 That's like two years now.
該死 你在哪兒念的大學 Fuck. Where did you go to college?
哈伯工程學院 Um, Harper College Tech.
你學的什么 What did you study?
網站設計和編程 I do website design and programming.
還有網絡管理 And network administration,
無線網絡 網頁優化 wireless networking, uh, web optimization -
你現在是在想和我上床嗎 Are you thinking about having sex with me right now?
是有這么想 It's crossed my mind.
是誰干的 Who did that to you?
我自己 I did it to myself.
你干嘛呢 What are you doing?
你有個腫塊 You have a lump.
什么 What?
就在這兒 Right there.
我知道 一直都有 沒什么 Oh, I know, it's been there forever. It's nothing.
達娜 Dana.
什么 What?
你得去檢查下 Well, you should get it checked out.
我檢查過了 I've had it checked out.
哦是嗎 Oh, you have.
是啊 它們是性感 堅韌 Yes, you - they're very sexy, sinewy,
有著肌肉纖維的乳房 吻我 fibrous breasts, now kiss me.
珍 Jen?
起來 Get up!
你他媽在干什么 What the hell do you think you're doing?
我們已經對你敞開家門 你怎么還敢這樣 How dare you treat us this way, after we opened our home to you.
你怎么敢把野男人往家里帶 How dare you bring a man back into this house!
我絕不會帶男人回來 沃倫 I would never do that, Warren.
認識下莫伊拉 I want you to meet Moira.
她住在威爾梅特 She lives over in Wilmette.
很高興見到你們 Nice to meet you.
對不起 S - sorry.
給我滾出去 Get out of here.
我正要出去 沃倫 給我幾分鐘時間 That's what I'm doing, Warren, just give me a couple of minutes.
立刻 Now.
我要你立刻出去 I want you out now.
事實上 Actually...
從我踏進這里開始 You've wanted me out of this house
你就一直想把我趕出去 from the moment I set foot in here.
到底為什么 沃倫 What is it, Warren?
是我讓你太丟臉了嗎 Am I too fucked up for you?
還是我像個怪物 Am I too perverted?
看著我 Look at me.
我是否讓你想起 你的生活有多糟糕和失控 Do I remind you of how messy and out of control your life is?
沃倫 Warren?
我根本就... I'm just...
不是你所期望的女孩 not the girl you wanted me to be.
珍妮 別說了 Jennifer, stop.
不 你才該閉嘴 你何時才能開始 No, you stop. When are you gonna start...
成為一個 being...
有血有肉的人 an actual person?
而不是這男人沉默的奴隸 And not this silent slave to this man.
你怎敢這樣冒犯你母親 Don't you dare disrespect your mother.
是啊 只有你才有這特權 That's a privilege that's reserved for you.
我不知道我們還能做什么 I - don't know what more we can do.
確實沒有 Nothing.
無論你們再為我做任何事 There's nothing more you can do for me
也無法將我變成你們希望的樣子 to make me the person that you are comfortable with.
因為我不會 Because I'm not...
嫁給 gonna marry...
那個猶太乖男孩 that nice Jewish boy.
我不會生一堆猶太乖小孩 Not gonna have those nice Jewish kids.
我不會閉嘴 也不會屈從 I'm not gonna shut up. And be subservient.
我做不到一邊收拾著餐桌 I'm not gonna set the dinner table
一邊假裝 一切都好 and pretend that bad things don't happen.
因為你越不去面對它們 Because when you don't talk about them,
它們就變得更糟 沃倫 they get worse, Warren.
我們走 Let's go.
珍妮 Jennifer?
能等一下嗎 Can you hang on a sec?
珍妮 我不明白 Jennifer, I don't - I don't understand, here.
你是在懲罰我嗎 Are you trying to punish me?
不 No...
對你 我很感激 I'm grateful, to you.
你對我已經盡心了 You did a good job with me.
我沒有要懲罰你 And I'm not trying to punish you.
這一切 都是因為你小時候的經歷嗎 Is this because of what happened when you were a little girl?
所以你才變成這樣嗎 Is that why you turned out this way?
你當初為何不保護我 Why didn't you protect me?
事情已經發生了 我也無力改變 there... there was nothing I could do to change... what happened.
我知道 媽媽 但你起碼可以安慰我 I know - Mom, but you could have comforted me,
告訴我那不是我的錯 you could've told me that it wasn't my fault.
我很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry.
對不起 I'm sorry.
謝謝你 Thank you.
謝什么 Thank you for what?
因為 Because.
這是第一次 It's the first time
你承認那些事對我是種傷害 that you've ever acknowledged what happened to me.
我得走了 I have to go.
拜 Bye.
你還有什么好看的 What are you lookin' at?
你沒注意到頭發 皮膚的變化嗎 Have you noticed any changes in your hair, skin?
哦 我的皮膚 當然 Oh - oh, my skin, definitely, it -
是出了些斑點 it's blotchy and -
以前像絲綢一樣光滑的 it used to be like silk!
你說過了 你現在有一些 And you already said that you'd been experiencing, um,
情緒波動 精力不足 mood swings, loss of energy.
啊 大衛 別他媽瞞著我了 Agh, David, do not fucking protect me.
告訴我到底怎么了 Please tell me what it is.
你知道 我寧愿知道真相 You know, I'd rather know what it is so I - I -
知道了才知道怎樣應對 I wanna know so I can deal with it!
媽 我只需要再問你幾個問題 Mom, I just need to ask you a few more questions.
你現在記憶方面有問題嗎 Now, are you having any memory problems?
對不起 我已經忘了你的問題 Excuse me, I'm sorry, I forgot the question.
好吧 那... What about, uh...
陰道干燥嗎 you know, vaginal dryness?
-什么 -對不起 媽媽 - What? - I'm... I'm sorry, mom.
但弄清這些真的很重要 But it's important that I ascertain these things.
哦 不不不 Oh, no, no, no.
我們不能談那些 我是媽媽你是兒子 We do not go there, I am you mother and you are my son.
我陰道是否干燥 絕不在我們討論范圍內 And my punaany, dry or not dry, is something we do not discuss.
我在英國有個朋友 I have a friend in England,
她女兒管那兒叫"前基部" and her daughter calls it "front bottom".
"前基部" 太詭異了 "Front bottom"? Mm, that's twisted.
我曾有個女朋友 是啊 I had a girlfriend once - yes,
記得我曾有過女朋友吧 remember when I had a girlfriend -
她管她那兒叫"美麗的粉珍珠" uh, no, but she called it her "pretty, pink pearl".
簡稱"PPP" "P-P-P".
這就不會和"多毛的噓噓"混了 Not to be confused with "hairy pee-pee."
你知道什么最可愛嗎 You know what's really lovely?
什么 Hm.
"尤尼" "Yoni".
尤尼：印度與西藏宗教中象征陰戶的符號
-惡 -哦 天吶 - Ew. - Oh, god.
那是梵語 It's Sanskrit.
不不 我喜歡 No, no. I like, like,
非梵語的臟話 比如"舌器" a non-Sanskrit trashy thing like "tongue-trap".
是的 Yeah.
或者"船里的禿驢" Or a, uh, "bald man in a boat"!
"勇士的早餐" "Breakfast of champions".
太好了 That's good.
"美食盒" "Munch box".
"尿尿" "Wee wee".
"哈哈" "Ha ha".
"呼呼" "Hoo hoo".
"咪咪" "Mimi".
"肏穴" "Fuckhole."
還有什么 What else?
"加爾各答"[三角洲地形] "Calcunta"!
嗨 基特 Hey, Kit!
怎么了 What's wrong?
發生什么事了 What's going on?
我剛發現 我進入更年期了 I just found out... I've got menopause.
哦 基特 Oh, Kit. Aw.
沒事的 不用再來例假了 No, it's okay. No more periods.
這樣去舞會時就不用再帶那些東西了 Yeah, you don't have to take Carrie to the prom anymore.
再沒有情緒波動了 徹底沒有哦 No more mood swings. Eventually.
不需要衛生棉球或護墊了 No more Tampons or pads.
不用再吃各種治痛經的藥了 No more Midol or Excedrin or Tylenol or any of that stuff.
但猴子走了 猴山就不再是猴山了 Yeah. But once the monkey goes south, that's the end of it.
不 基特 不是這樣 No, Kit, that's not true.
有很多絕經的女人性生活仍很活躍 There are a lot of menopausal women who are very sexually active.
沒錯 你還能高潮 Yeah, that's true. You can still get it on.
趁現在魅力不減當年還可以再玩玩嘛 And you are still gonna be doing the hanky-panky 'til the cows come home. Okay?
今晚回家就給自己來點激烈的性愛 Yeah. Get yourself a little... hot beef injection tonight and
感覺就會好多了 feel better.
天吶 Shit.
你可以薯片蘸醬 You can dip the chip.
猛擊盒子 Bang the box.
清掃你的煙道 Sweep our your chimney.
你可以拉緊皮革 Ah, you can stretch that leather.
撞擊丑八怪們 Bump the uglies!
低頭俯沖 Dip and dive.
抖動床單 Shake the sheets.
哦 破殼 Oh, crack the nut!
來段斯坎克舞 Get some skank on the hang-low.
騎在香腸馬上 Ride the baloney pony.
好吧 給狗狗一根骨頭 Alright. Give that dog a bone!
這就對啦 There ya go!
-對啊 -是的 - Right! - Yeah!
把牡蠣皮去了 寶貝 Shuck the oyster, baby!
在玉米卷里加點牛肉 Okay, um, um, put some beef in yo' taco!
騎著牛車去魚市 Ride that beef bus to Tuna Town.
這個夠辣 很高興你這樣說 That was so sexy. I'm glad you said that.
我想到一個 "股間的唇" I got one. "The lips between the hips".
"毛猴" "Furry monkey."
"滑縫" "Smurf crease."
"帶胡須的牡蠣" "Bearded oyster".
"泳裝點心" "Bikini biscuit".
"黑鴨子" "Cooter"?
還有 "櫻桃派" And, uh, "cherry pie".
"貓洞" "Cat flaps".
"恰恰"呢 What about "cha-cha".
"毛絨酒杯" "Hairy goblet". Mmm.
"科羅拉多大峽谷" "The Grand Canyon".
哦 還有一個 "炸魚柳夾餅" Oh, here's another one. "Fish taco".
我想到個好的 "奶油收藏家" Oh, I got a good one. "Cream collector".
"百寶袋" "Goodie bag"?
這個怎樣 "趣味奶油盒" Wait, how about this one: "box of assorted creams".
"蜜罐" Uh, "honey pot".
"防空洞" "Dugout".
"愛的手套" "Love mitten"?
"美人魚的荷包" "Mermaid's purse".
"骯臟" "惡心" "Skeeky," "skeezy".
我想到一個 我想到一個 Oh, I got one, I got one, uh -
"粉色的天鵝絨香腸包" 這很吸引人 "the pink velvet sausage wallet". That's attractive.
"小妹妹" "Nonny"?
"火腿包" "Ham wallet"?
"小點心" "甜點" "Coochie"! "Sweet spot".
"魔縫" "Power slot"?
"可卡因瓣" "Fu-fu valve".
誰會叫"可卡因瓣" I know, "fu-fu valve", who would say "fu-fu valve"?
"肉類加工場" "Pork shutters".
"百慕大三角洲" "Bermuda triangle".
"命穴" "Grab hole".
"橡膠滾軸" "Squeegee"?
"頂點的微笑" "Vertical smile".
"容器管道" "The vessel tube"?
"猴腮" "Monkey's chin".
"毛毛縫" "Chewbacca".
"內褲里的倉鼠"怎么樣 What about "panty hamster"?
"烤牛肉三明治" "Roast beef sandwich".
"駱駝趾" 這太普通了 Uh, "camel toe" - oh, that's so generic.