All right, all right, all right, what's it going to be?
A triple cream cup for Christopher...
A Squelchy Snorter for Otis...
A Sizzler for June Marie...
- And listen! Wonka's got a new one today. - What is it?
This is called a Scrumdidilyumptious Bar
Scrumbibilyunctious Bar? How does he do it?
My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?
Or a bird how it flies?
No sirree, you don't!
They do it because they were born to do it.
Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man
You look like you were born to be a Wonkarer
WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE
SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW
COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO
THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOV
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW
WRAP IT IN A SIGH
SOAK IT IN THE SUN AND MAKE A STRAWBERRY LEMON PIE
THE CANDY MAN?
THE CANDY MAN!
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
Me! Me!
WILLY WONKA MAKES
EVERYTHING HE BAKES
SATISFYING AND DELICIOUS
TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES
YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE DISHES
WHO CAN TAKE TOMORROW
DIP IT IN A DREAM
SEPARATE THE SORROW AND COLLECT UP ALL THE CREAM
- THE CANDY MAN - WILLY WONKA CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
AND THE WORLD TASTES GOOD
'CAUSE THE CANDY MAN THINKS IT SHOULD...
Hi, Mr. Jopeck
Ah, come along, Charlie; you're late
It's payday, Mr. Jopeck
You're right
- There you are - Thanks
- Say hello to your Grandpa Joe - Okay
Up the airy mountain
Down the rushing glen
We dare not go a-hunting
For fear of little men
Nobody ever goes in,...
and nobody ever comes out!
Charlie's late
He works too hard for a little boy
He should have some time to play
Not enough hours in the day
With the four of you bedridden for the past twenty years
it takes a lot of work to keep this family going
If only his father were alive
Soon as I get my strength back, I'm gonna get out of this bed and help him
Dad, in all the years you've been saying you're going to get out of that bed
I've yet to see you set foot on the floor
Well... maybe if the floor wasn't so cold
Hi, everybody!
Wake up; Charlie's home!
Grandpa George
Grandma Georgina
Grandma Josephine
Grandpa Joe
Is this your supper, Grandpa?
Well, it's yours too, Charlie
I'm fed up with cabbage water It's not enough!
- Charlie! - It's all we have.
What are you saying?
- How about this? - Charlie, where'd you get that?
What difference does it make where he got it? Point is: he got it
It's my first payday
Good for you, Charlie. We'll have a real banquet
Mom...?
Here's what's left. You keep it
Except for this
From now on, I'm going to pay for your tobacco
No one's going to pay for it, Charlie I'm giving it up
Come on, Dad, it's only one pipe a day
When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I've no right buying tobacco
Go on, Grandpa
Please take it
After I finished my paper route, I was in front of Wonka's
There was this strange man there
I think he was a tinker
He was standing right behind me, looking up at the factory
Just before he left he said
"Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out. "
And right he was, Charlie
Not since the tragic day that Willy Wonka locked it
Why'd he lock it?
Because all the other chocolate makers in the world were sending in spies
dressed as workers! To steal Mr. Wonka's secret recipes
Especially Slugworth... oh, that Slugworth, he was the worst!
Finally Mr. Wonka shouted "I shall be ruined!"
"Close the factory!" And that's just what he did
He locked the gates and vanished completely
And then suddenly, about three years later
the most amazing thing happened
The factory started working again, full blast!
And more delicious candies were coming out than ever before
But the gates stayed locked so that no one
not even Mr. Slugworth, could steal them
But Grandpa, someone must be helping Mr. Wonka work the factor
Thousands must be helping him
But who?
Who are they?
That is the biggest mystery of them all
- Charlie Bucket? - Yes, Mr. Turkentine?
I shall need an assistant Come and give me a hand
We have here nitric acid, glycerin...
and a special mixture of my own
Together it's horrible, dangerous stuff; blows you up
But mixed together in the right way, as only I know how, what do you think it makes?
- I don't know, sir - Of course you don't know
You don't know because only I know
If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you
And for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?
- Yes, sir - Good
Now, mixed together in the right way these three highly dangerous ingredients
Make the finest wart remover in the world
The trick is to pour them in in equal amount.
Now, Charlie, you take the nitric acid and the glycerin
And I'll take my own special mixture. You ready?
Good lad: pour
Did we do it wrong?
No, certainly not; this is for very big warts
Now what's going on out there?
You, Winkelmann, come here What's happening?
Willy Wonka's opening his factory; he's gonna let people in.
Are you sure?
It's on the radio. And he's giving truckloads of chocolate away
- Class dismissed! - No, no, it's only for five people.
Class un-dismissed.
He's hidden five Golden Tickets, and the people who find them will win the big prize
- Where's he hidden the tickets? -Inside five Wonka Bars! You gotta buy Wonka Bars to find 'em!
Class re-dismissed!
And now, details on the sudden announcement
that has captured the attention of entire world
Hidden among the countless billions of Wonka Bars
are five gold tickets
And to the five people who find them will come the most fabulous prize one could wish for
a lifetime supply of chocolate
And as if this were not enough, each winner before he receives his prize
personally escorted through the top secret chocolate factory
They're all crazy!
Sssshhh! The man's a genius!
He'll sell a million bars
Grandpa, do you think I've got a chance to find one?
One? I'm counting on you to find all five!
One's enough for me
Already we have reports coming in
that the response is phenomenal
Wonka Bars are beginning to disappear
from candy store shelves at a rate to boggle the mind.
Truly it is incredible
the way that Wonkamania has descended upon the globe
While the world searches, we watch and wait
wondering where the pursuit will lead and how long the spirit of man will hold up
under the strain
I'm still having these dreams, Doctor, and I still can't stop myself from believing them
I've told, Mr. Hofstedder
to believe in one's dreams is a manifestation of insanity
And the sooner you accept this, the sooner you will get well
But I dreamed the Archangel appeared and whispered into my ear and told me where to find a Golden Wonka Ticket
And what exactly did he say?
Well what difference does that make? This was a dream, a fantasy
- I mean, you said just now... - Shut up, Hofstedder, and tell me where the ticket is!
We began with five Golden Tickets
like five lucky bolts of lightning ready to strike without notice at any point on the map
No one knew where, no one knew when the first one would hit
But as you all know, last night we got our answer
While we in America slept, the first golden ticket was found
in the small town of Duselheim, Germany
We've been waiting several hours for the follow-up story and we're finally ready with a live report
Proud we are, for the attention of the entire world
focuses today right here in Duselheim
A community suddenly thrust into prominence
by the unexpected discovery of the first Wonka Golden Ticket
Its lucky finder is the son of our most prominent parve butcher
The boy's name? Augustus Gloop
Augustus Gloop, the pride of Duselheim, the fame of Western Germany
an example for the whole world
Augustus, how does it make you feel to be the first Golden Ticket finder?
- Hungry - Any other feelings?
Feel sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge
Mr. Gloop, would you mind saying...
Mrs. Gloop, would you care to say a few words to the television audience?
Eu sabia que ele ia achar o cupom. Seu hobby é comer.
I just knew Augustus would find a Golden Ticket. Eating is his hobby, you know
Happy Birthday, Charlie!
Here you are, Charlie
Thank you
It's terrific
We each knitted a bit: Grandma Georgina, Grandma Josephine, and me
I did the end pieces with the little tassels
And here's a little gift from Grandpa George and me
I think I know what this is
- It is: a Wonka - Open it, Charlie
Let's see that Golden Ticket
- Wouldn't that be fantastic? - It's not fair to raise his hopes
Never mind. Go on, open it, Charlie I want to see that gold
Stop it, Dad
- I've got the same chance as anybody else, haven't I? -You've got more, Charlie
because you want it more
Go on, open it
Here goes
- I got it! - Where? Where?
Let's see!
Fooled you, didn't I?
You thought I really had it
Never mind, Charlie
You'll find one
- Here, everybody have a bite - No no no, you eat it
I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy
I know, Angel We're doing the best we can
I've got every girl on the bleeding staff hunting for you
All right, where is it? Why haven't they found it?
Veruca, sweetheart, I'm not a magician!
Give me time!
I want it now! What's the matter with those twerps down there?
For five days now the entire flipping factory's been on the job
They haven't shelled a peanut in there since Monday
They've been shelling flaming chocolate bars from dawn to dusk
Make 'em work nights
Come along, come along, you girls
put a jack in it or you'll be out on your ears, every one of you!
And listen to this:
the first girl that finds a Golden Ticket gets a one pound bonus in her pay bucket!
What do you think of that?
They're not even trying
They don't want to find it They're jealous of me
Sweetheart, I can't push 'em no harder
Nineteen thousand bars an hour they're shelling
Seven hundred and sixty thousand they've done so far
You promised, Daddy!
You promised I'd have it the very first day!
You're going to very unpopular around here, Henry, if you don't deliver soon
It breaks my heart, Henrietta I hate to see her unhappy
I won't talk to you ever again
You're a rotten, mean father You never give me anything I want
And I won't go to school 'til I have it
Veruca, sweetheart, angel...
Now. There are only four tickets left in the whole world
and the whole ruddy world's hunting for them
What can I do?
I got it! I got it, Mr. Salt, here it is!
It's about time too! I want it!
Give me that ticket! It's mine!
I've found a Golden Ticket!
Thank God for that
Aye. Happiness is what counts with children. Happiness and harmony
Happiness and harmony
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the sign of our times... the symbol of the havoc
the mad craze that's sweeping the world today
Whatever corner of the globe we are in, whichever of the five continents we're on
the great search for Wonka Bars continues
We're now nearing the end of our forty-third day in the hunt for Golden Tickets
and everywhere we're beginning to see signs of anxiety
Every hour on the hour
new shipments are being sent to different points around the globe
but they're just not moving fast enough
And as time passes, the men who seek them become more and more desperate
Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days
but now I think I can safely say
that your time and money have been well spent
We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age
Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability this machine
will tell us the precise location of the three remaining
Golden Tickets
It says:
"I won't tell. That would be cheating. "
I am now telling the computer that,
if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it
the grand prize
He says:
"What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate
And it can happen right here too, unbelievable as it sounds
right here in America
Where even in the smallest town, the happiest of dreams can come true
Because folks, here she is
Miss Violet Beauregarde, finder of Wonka's Golden Ticket Number Three
from Miles City, Montana
And with her, the proud parents:
Mr. Beauregarde, a prominent local politician, a great civic leader, a philosophe
Hi, folks, Sam Beauregarde here, Square Deal Sam to you
with all of today's great giveaway bargains
The finest values you'll get anywhere in the entire country
- Now this little number right here's a four door sedan... - Come on, Dad, they don't want you!
- Violet, would you care to say a few words to the nation? - Sure I will
Here it is, Golden Ticket Number Three, and it's all mine
Well I'm a gum-chewer, normally, but when I heard about these ticket things of Wonka's
I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars instead
Now, of course, I'm right back on gum
I chew it all day except at meal times when I stick it behind my ear
- Violet... - Cool it, Mother
Now this piece of gum here is one that I've been chewing on for three months solid, and that's a world record
It's beaten the record held by my best friend Miss Cornelia Prinzmetel
and was she mad!
Hi, Cornelia, how are you sweetie?
Let me just butt in here for a moment to say that if any of you folks watching are dissatisfied with your...
- Charlie, what are you doing here? - I thought if you were ready, I'd walk you home
I wish I were, but it looks like I'm gonna be here late tonight
Oh, well, then I guess I'll be going
Well why don't you stay a minute?
Here, pull up a pile of clothes and sit down
Everything all right at school?
Yep
Good
Go on your newspaper route today?
Just finished
Good
I wanted to tell you something
They found the third ticket today
Did they?
Yeah. Well... guess I'll be going now
Is that all?
Well I thought you'd like to know
Most people are pretty interested. I know I'm interested
There are only two tickets left you know. Just two
Pretty soon just one
I wonder who the lucky ones will be
Well in case you're wondering if it'll be me, it won't be
Just in case you're wondering, you can count me out
Charlie... there are a hundred billion people in this world
and only five of them will find Golden Tickets
Even if you had a sackful of money you probably wouldn't find one
And after this contest is over, you'll be no different from the billions of others who didn't find one
But I am different. I want it more than any of them
Charlie, you'll get your chance. One day things will change
When? When will they change?
Probably when you least expect it
See you later
YOU GET BLUE LIKE EVERYONE
BUT ME AND GRANDPA JOE
CAN MAKE YOUR TROUBLES GO AWAY
BLOW AWAY
THERE THEY GO
CHEER UP, CHARLIE
GIVE ME A SMILE
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SMILE I USED TO KNOW
DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR GRIN
HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY SUNSHINE
LET THAT SUNSHINE SHOW
COME ON, CHARLIE
NO NEED TO FROWN
DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW
THE WORLD IS STILL YOUR TOY
WHEN THE WORLD GETS HEAVY
NEVER PITAPAT 'EM
UP AND AT 'EM, BOY
SOMEDAY
SWEET AS A SONG
CHARLIE'S LUCKY DAY WILL COME ALONG
'TIL THAT DAY YOU'VE GOTTA STAY IN STRONG, CHARLIE
UP ON TOP IS RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG
LOOK UP CHARLIE
YOU'LL SEE A STAR
JUST FOLLOW IT
AND KEEP YOUR DREAM IN VIEW
PRETTY SOON THE SKY IS GONNA CLEAR UP CHARLIE
CHEER UP, CHARLIE, DO
CHEER UP, CHARLIE
JUST BE GLAD YOU'RE YOU
While the rest of the world goes on searching
here in the Southwest it has actually happened
That's what I said, friends. There's only one Golden Ticket left in the entire world
because right here in our own community of Marble Falls, Arizona
is lucky winner number four
Now, the name soon to be heard around the universe is Mr. Mike Teevee
Hey, Mike, do you think we might shut that thing off?
- No, are you crazy? - He won't answer 'til the station break
Mike, the country wants to hear from you; the world is waiting...
Can't you shut up? I'm busy
Boy, what a great show
Sirvo suas refeições aqui.
I serve all his TV dinners right here He's never even been to the table
- You love to watch TV, Mike? - You bet
What about that Golden Ticket, Mike?
Hold it! I wanna catch this
- You like the killings, huh? - What do you think life's all about?
Mike, would you tell us...
Wait 'til I get a real one
Colt 45
Pop won't let me have one yet, will you, Pop
Not 'til you're twelve, son
Four down, and one to go
And somewhere out there, another lucky person is moving closer and closer
to finding the last of the most sought after prizes in history
Though we cannot help but envy him, whoever he is
and we might be tempted to be bitter in our losing
we must remember there are many more important things
Offhand I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there must be something
nd now for tomorrow's weather and...
Why'd you wake me up, Grandpa? Is something wrong?
Grandpa, that money was for tobacco
I told you, Charlie, I've given it up
Go on, open it
One ticket left. Now let's see some of that gold
No, you do it. I can't
Something tells me we're gonna be lucky this time
I've got a funny feeling inside
Which end shall I open first?
That end. Just a tiny bit
- Like this? - Now a bit more
- You finish it; I can't - No, Grandpa, you do it
All right,
here goes
You know...
I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible
Lot 403
I can personally guarantee, ladies and gentlemen
that this is the one and only, the absolutely last case of Wonka Bars
left in the United Kingdom
Shall we start the bidding at one thousand pounds? Do I hear one thousand pounds?
Fifteen hundred pounds?
Two thousand?
I have two thousand five hundred here
Four thousand pounds?
Forty-five hundred pounds!
Five thousand pou...
Your Majesty!
I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis
Doesn't seem to be anything in his papers to give us a clue
They kidnapped my husband twelve hours ago
When are we going to hear from them? What do they want?
Try to stay calm. They did it for ransom All we can do is wait to hear their demands
I'll give them anything, anything they want!
All I want is to have Harold back!
Go ahead, we're listening
What did they ask for? Whatever it is, they can have it
They want your case of Wonka Bars
Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me?
It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars
How long will they give me to think it over?
That's it, that's it!
It's all over! The Wonka Contest is all over!
The fifth and final ticket has been found
and we've got a live report coming in directly now from Paraguay, South America
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is finished The end has come
The fifth and last Golden Ticket has just been found
right here in Paraguay
The finder is lucky Alberto Minoleta
the multimillionaire owner of gambling casinos throughout South America
Here is the most recent picture of Alberto the happy finder
Turn it off
Well, that's that
No more Golden Tickets
A lot of rubbish, the whole thing
Not to Charlie it wasn't
A little boy's got to have something in this world to hope for. What's he got to hope for now?
Who's going to tell him?
Let's not wake him He'll find out soon enough
Yeah, let him sleep
Let him have one last dream
I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday
which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week
will now take place on Monday before we've learned it
But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest
Pencils ready
Today we are going to learn about...
percentages
And for an example, let's take the recent unpleasantness
Supposing that there were a thousand Wonka Bars in the world
and during the contest you each opened a certain number of them
That number is
a percent. Everyone understand?
You, Madeline Durkin, how many Wonka Bars did you open?
About a hundred
There are ten hundreds in a thousand; therefore you opened ten percent
You, Peter Goff, how many did you open?
A hundred and fifty
That's ten percent half over again, which makes fifteen percent. Charlie Bucket
- How many did you open? - Two
That's easy. Two hundred is twice one hundred...
Not two hundred
Just two
Two? What do you mean you only opened two?
I don't care very much for chocolate
Well I can't figure out just two
so let's pretend you opened two hundred
Now, if you opened two hundred Wonka Bars, apart from being dreadfully sick
you'd have used up twenty percent of one thousand
which is fifteen percent half over again, ten percent...
I'd like a bar of chocolate please
Yeah, sure
What kind?
A Slugworth Sizzler? A Wonka Scrumdidilyumptious?
- Whichever's the biggest - Try a Wonka Scrumdidilyumptious
Now that all the tickets have been found, I don't have to hide them anymore
Hey, hey, hey, take it easy
You'll get a stomach ache if you swallow it like that
- Bye - Bye now
I think I'll buy just one more, for my Grandpa Joe
Sure.
Why not try a regular Wonka Bar this time?
Fine
- All right, all right, take it easy. One at a time - Did you hear the news?
That gambler from Paraguay made up a phony ticket
That means there's one Golden Ticket still floating around somewhere
Can you imagine the nerve of that guy, trying to fool the whole world?
Aw, he really was a crook! Well this means the contest goes on forever
Hey, you've got it! You've got the last Golden Ticket!
The kid's found the last Golden Ticket!
Stand back there Leave the boy alone!
Break it up
Come on, Charlie! Hold on to that ticket!
Run for it, Charlie! Run straight home
and don't stop 'til you get there!
I congratulate you, little boy
Well done
You found the fifth Golden Ticket
May I introduce myself
Arthur Slugworth
President of Slugworth Chocolates, Incorporated
Now listen carefully because I'm going to make you very rich indeed.
Mr. Wonka is at this moment working on a fantastic invention:
the Everlasting Gobstopper
If he succeeds, he'll ruin me
So all I want you to do is to get hold of just one Everlasting Gobstopper
and bring it to me so that I can find the secret formula
Your reward will be
ten thousand of these
Think it over, will you
A new house for your family
and good food and comfort for the rest of their lives
And don't forget the name:
Everlasting Gobstopper
Look, everyone, look, I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket is mine!
You're pulling our legs, Charlie!
There aren't any more Golden Tickets
No, Grandpa, the last one was a fake; it said so in the papers
I found some money in the street, and I bought a Wonka Bar, and the ticket was in it
Look at it, Grandpa, see for yourself!
Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake!
"Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket"
"from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gates"
"at ten o'clock in the morning of the first day of October, and do not be late"
"You may bring with you one member of your own family but no one else"
"In your wildest dreams you could not imagine"
"the marvelous surprises that await you!"
Charlie, you've done it!
Grandpa? It says I can take somebody with me
wish you could go
Charlie
Ah, that's good, Charlie.
Now help me up
Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine, Charlie
Joe! Watch it, Joe!
Look at me!
Up and about...
I haven't done this in twenty years
I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE
ANYTHING BUT CATASTROPHE
BUT SUDDENLY I BEGIN TO SEE
A BIT OF GOOD LUCK FOR ME
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLE
IN MY EYE
I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SHINE
NEVER A HAPPY SONG TO SING
BUT SUDDENLY HALF THE WORLD IS MINE
WHAT AN AMAZING THING
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
It's ours, Charlie!
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN SUN UP IN THE SKY
Slippers, Charlie!
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN I WOULD FACE THE WORLD AND SAY
"GOOD MORNING! AND LOOK AT THE SUN!"
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE SLAP IN THE LAP OF LUXURY
'CAUSE I'D HAVE SAID
"IT COULDN'T BE DONE"
BUT IT CAN BE DONE
The cane, Charlie! Ah! Ahhh!
Here I go!
Watch my speed!
I NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD CLIMB OVER THE MOON IN ECSTASY
BUT NEVERTHELESS IT'S THERE THAT I'M SHORTLY ABOUT TO BE
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE MY WAY
AND WITH A GOLDEN TICKET IT'S A GOLDEN DAY
Good morning! Look at the sun!
'CAUSE I'D HAVE SAID, "IT COULDN'T BE DONE"
BUT IT CAN BE DONE
I NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD CLIMB OVER THE MOON IN ECSTASY
BUT NEVERTHELESS IT'S THERE THAT I'M SHORTLY ABOUT TO BE
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE MY WAY
AND WITH A GOLDEN TICKET IT'S A GOLDEN DAY
Stop! It says the first of October; that's tomorrow!
Jumping Crocodiles, Charlie! We've got a lot to do. Comb your hair, wash your face, polish your shoes...
- I'll take care of everything, Dad - We don't have too much time
Grandpa... on the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth
Hey, Mom, we're on TV!
Hi, everybody in Marble Falls!
Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface!
How do I look?
- You guys ready? - Yeah, you're on
Well, this is it folks. This is the big day
the historic day on which Willy Wonka has promised to open his gates and shower gifts on the five lucky winners
From all over the globe, people have gathered here waiting for the hour to strike
waiting to catch a glimpse of that legendary magician Mr. Willy Wonka
Hi, friends. Sam Beauregarde here. The next time you're in Miles City, Montana, don't forget to visit...
Cut it out, Dad; for heaven's sake, this is my show!
Hi, Cornelia sweetie, I've still got it And how's this for a stretch?
I want to go in first before anybody else
Anything you say, sweetheart
Save some room for later, Augustus liebling
Grandpa? I don't believe it. We did it; we're actually going in
We're going to see the greatest of them all: Mr. Willy Wonka!
Thank you. Thank you
Welcome, my friends
Welcome to my chocolate factory
Would you come forward please?
Veruca first! Get back, you! Come on, Veruca sweetheart!
That's Slugworth! That's the one I've told you about!
Welcome. It's nice to have you here
I'm so glad you could come
This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it
I think you will
And now would you please show me your Golden Tickets
I'm Veruca Salt
My dear Veruca, what a pleasure
And how pretty you look in that lovely mink coat
I've got three others at home
And Mr. Salt, overjoyed to see you, sir. Would you just step over there for a minute
Augustus Gloop
Augustus, my dear boy
how good to see you, and in such fine shape
And this must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop. Just over there, dear lady
- Violet Beauregarde - Darling child, welcome to Wonka's
What kind of gum you got here?
Charming, charming!
Sam Beauregarde here, Mr. Wonka
My dear sir, what a genuine pleasure
If ever you need anything in the automotive line, just call on Sam B, phone number's on the card
With Sam B, it's a guarantee
I'm Mike Teevee
Wham! You're dead!
Wonderful to meet you, Mike
And Mrs. Teevee, how do you do?
- What an adorable little boy you have - Thank you
Charlie Bucket
Well, well, Charlie Bucket, I read all about you in the papers. I'm so happy for you. And who is this gentleman?
My grandfather, Grandpa Joe
Delighted to meet you, sir
Overjoyed, enraptured, entranced
Are we ready? Yes! Good!
In we go!
Now: hats, coats, galoshes, over here
But hurry please, we have so much time and so little to see
Wait a minute! Strike that
Reverse it. Thank you
- When do I get my chocolate? - First take off your coat, Violet
Boy, what weird looking coat hangers
Little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed
And as soon as your outer vestments are in hand
we'll begin
Now
Will the children kindly step up here
Accidents? What kind of accidents?
I didn't know we had to sign anything for this tour
I can't see what it says in the bottom
Violet? You first
Sign here
Hold it!
Lemme through here, you kids Violet, baby, don't you sign anything there
What's this all about?
Standard form of contract
Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka; I use 'em myself. They're strictly for suckers
Yes, but you wouldn't begrudge me a little protection. A drop
I don't sign anything without my lawyer
- My Veruca don't sign anything either - Then she don't go in
I'm sorry, rules of the house
- I want to go in. Don't you dare stop me - I'm only trying to help you, sweetheart
Gimme that pen. You're always making things difficult
Nicely handled, Veruca. She's a girl who knows where she's going
Wait a minute, what's all that small print there at the bottom?
Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling
I assume there's an accident indemnity clause
Never between friends
Saw this in a movie once. Guy signed his wife's insurance policy
- Then he bumped her off - Clever
What about me, Grandpa?
Sign away, Charlie; we got nothing to lose
Let's go in; come on!
Patience, patience, little dear Everything has to be in order
Everyone's signed? Yes
Good. On we go!
Ninety-nine...
forty-four...
one hundred percent pure
Just through the other door please
Uh, Wonka, there's some mistake here...
There is no other door
There's no way out!
Well I know there's a door here someplace
I don't like this, Wonka; I don't like it at all!
Is this a trick or something, Wonka?
Help! Mr. Wonka, help!
I'm getting squashed! Save me!
Is it my soul that calls upon my name?
Let me out or I'll scream!
- Somebody's touching me - Now look here, Wonka...
Excuse me, question time will come at the end of the session. We must press on. Come along...
- Ah, here we are - Oh, don't be a darn fool, Wonka
That's the way we came in
It is? Are you sure?
We've just come through there
Huh. How do you like that?
- There we are... - What is this, Wonka?
Some kind of fun house?
Why, having fun?
I've had enough. I'm not going in there
Come on, Violet, we're getting out of here
Oh, you can't get out backwards You've gotta go forwards to go bac
Better press on
- Hey, the room is getting smaller! - No, it's not
- He's getting bigger - He's at it again
- Where's the chocolate? - I doubt if there is any
I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive
Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about
You're not squeezing me through that tiny door
You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka No one can get through there
My dear friends
you are now about to enter the nerve center
of the entire Wonka Factory
Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities
And some of my realities become dreams
And almost everything you will see is eatible. Edible
I mean, you can eat almost everything
Let me in, I'm starving!
Now, don't get overexcited! Don't lose your head Augustus
We wouldn't want anyone to lose that!
Yet
Now, the combination...
This is a musical lock
Rachmaninoff
Ladies and gentlemen... boys and girls...
The chocolate room
Hold your breath Make a wish
Count to three
COME WITH ME
AND YOU'LL BE
IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION
TAKE A LOOK
AND YOU'LL SEE INTO YOUR IMAGINATION
WE'LL BEGIN
WITH A SPIN
TRAVELLING IN THE WORLD OF MY CREATION
WHAT WE'LL SEE WILL DEFY
EXPLANATION
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE
SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT
WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
THERE'S NOTHING TO IT
Hurry up, Violet
This way, Grandpa
THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW
TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION
LIVING THERE YOU'LL BE FREE
IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE
SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT
WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
THERE'S NOTHING
TO IT
THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW
TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION
LIVING THERE
YOU'LL BE FREE
IF YOU TRULY
WISH TO BE
What a disgusting, dirty river
It's industrial waste, that
You've ruined your watershed, Wonka. It's polluted
It's chocolate
That's chocolate?!?
That's chocolate
A chocolate river
That's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen
Ten thousand gallons an hour
And look at my waterfall That's the most important thing
It's mixing my chocolate It's actually churning my chocolate
You know, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall
But it's the only way if you want it just right...
Grandpa, look over there across the river!
They're little men!
Jumping Crocodiles, Charlie!
Now we know who makes the chocolate
I never saw anybody with an orange face before
Funny-looking people, aren't they, Wonka?
What are they doing there?
It must be creaming and sugaring time
- Well they can't be real people - Well of course they're real people
Stuff and nonsense
No, Oompa Loompas
From Loompaland
Loompaland? There's no such place
Excuse me, dear lady...
Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography
Oh, well then you know all about it
and what a terrible country it is
Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts
And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless
they would get gobbled up right and left
A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it
And so, I said:
"Come and live with me in peace and safety"
"away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers"
"and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids"
Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing
And so, in the greatest of secrecy
I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here
Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away
All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out
I want an Oompa Loompa now!
Can it, you nit!
Mmmmm... this stuff is terrific
- Grandpa, look at Augustus - Don't worry, he can't drink it all
Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later
Oh, uh, Augustus, please, don't do that. My chocolate must never be touched by human hands
Please don't do that! Don't do that; you're contaminating my entire river
Please, I beg you, Augustus!
My chocolate!
Help!
My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate.
Don't just stand there; do something!
Help. Police. Murder.
Quick, Augustus, grab this!
What - what's happening to him?
- It looks like he's drowning - Dive in!
- Save him! - Oh, it's too late
- Too late? - Oh, he's had it now
- the suction's got him - Augustus, come back
Where is he?
Watch the pipe
How long is he going to stay down, Daddy?
- He can't swim - There's no better time to learn
There's his coat going up the pipe
Call a plumber
He's stuck in the pipe there, isn't he, Wonka?
It's his stomach that's done that
- He's blocking all the chocolate - Well, what happens now?
Oh, the pressure'll get him out. Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage
I wonder how long it's gonna take him to push through
The suspense is terrible
I hope it'll last
He'll never get out!
Yes, he will, Charlie. Watch
Remember you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun?
He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!
- Impossible, my dear lady, that's absurd! Unthinkable! - Why?
Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room; it goes to the fudge room
You terrible man
Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the fudge room, but look sharp!
Or her little boy is liable to get poured into the boiler
You've boiled him up, I know it!
"Nothing to despair", dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land
Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop
Adieu! Auf wiedersehen Gesundheit. Farewell
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
Hey, what kind of place you running here anyhow, Wonka?
What's he talking about?
Wow, what a boat
Ohhhh, looks good enough to eat
That's quite a nice little canoe you've got there, Wonka
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by
All aboard, everybody
Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca
If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid
- You sure this thing'll float, eh, Wonka? - With your buoyancy, sir, rest assured
She's very pretty, but is she seaworthy?
Nothing to worry about, my dear lady I take good care of my guests
- Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid over there, that's for sure - Everybody aboard?
You're going to love this
Just love it
Hey, Daddy, I want a boat like this A beautiful paddle boat, that's what I want
What she wants is a good kick in the pants
I think I'm gonna be seasick
- Here, try one of these - What are they?
Rainbow drops. Suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colors
Spitting's a dirty habit
I know a worse one
- What business you in, Salt? - Nuts
Hang on, where are we going?
I don't know, but I don't like the looks of that tunnel up there
Hey, Wonka, I want off!
Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way!
I don't like this ride, Daddy
We're going too fast!
We're gonna sink, I know it!
- Why doesn't he stop the boat? - Faster!
Hang on, darling! Just close your eyes and hang on tight!
- What is this, a freak-out? - Hey, this isn't funny, Wonka!
You can't possibly see where you're going, Wonka!
You're right. I can't
Boy, what a great series this would make
- This is kind of strange... - Yeah, strange, Charlie, but it's fun! Ha ha!
How much to get off the boat, Wonka?
Ugghhh... I think I'm gonna be sick.
I can take a joke, but this has gone too far
Tell that little guy to turn us around, Wonka!
Aaaaaaa! Now I am gonna be sick!
THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING
WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING
OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING
IS IT RAINING
IS IT SNOWING
IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING
Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes!
The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!
Oh, make him stop, Daddy!
- Wonka, this has gone far enough! - Quite right, sir!
Stop the boat!
- We're there - Where?
Here
A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us
All ashore!
Let me off this crate!
- Now why don't they show stuff like that on TV? - I don't know
What a nightmare
Daddy, I do not want a boat like this
Dairy cream...
Whipped cream...
- Coffee cream... - Vanilla cream...
Hair cream?
That's not French
I can't take much more of this
The Inventing Room
Now remember, no messing about
No touching, no tasting, no telling
No telling what?
You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here
Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for just five minutes
so don't touch a thing!
Inventing room?
It looks more like a Turkish bath to me
Even if Slugworth did get in here, he couldn't find anything
- You got a garbage strike going on here, Wonka? - Who does your cleaning up?
Shouldn't you be wearing rubber gloves?
You'll have the health inspectors after you, you know that, don't you
Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration
six percent electricity
four percent evaporation
and two percent butterscotch ripple
That's a hundred and five percent!
Any good?
Yes!
Excuse me...
Time is a precious thing. Never waste it
- He's absolutely bonkers - And that's not bad
IN SPRINGTIME, THE ONLY PRETTY RING TIME
BIRDS SING, HEY DING A- DING, A-DING
SWEET LOVERS LOVE THE SPRING
THE SPRING
I told you not to, silly boy
Your teeth!
Boy, that's great stuff
That's exploding candy for your enemies Great idea, isn't it
Not ready yet, though, still too weak Needs more gelignite
What's that for?
Gives it a little kick
Wonka?
Butterscotch... butter gin...
you've got something going on inside of here?
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
What's the matter? Too hot, Mr. Wonka?
Too cold. Far too cold
That's gourmet cooking for you
No! Don't. Please
Forgive me, but no one must look under there
This is the most secret machine in my entire factory
- This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth - What's it do?
- Would you like to see? - Yeah
But what's it do?
Can't you see? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers
Did you say "Everlasting Gobstoppers"?
That's right. For children with very little pocket money. You can suck 'em forever
I want an Everlasting Gobstopper
- Me too! - And me!
Fantastic invention Revolutionize the industry
You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller. Never
At least I don't think they do
- A few more tests - How do you make 'em?
I'm a trifle deaf in this ear Speak a little louder next time
- Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper? - Me! I do!
I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves
and never show them to another living soul as long as you all shall live
Agreed?
Agreed
Good. One for you, and one for you, and one for you
Eh, what about Charlie?
And one for Charlie
Hey, she's got two. I want another one!
- Stop squawking, you twit! - verybody has had one
and one is enough for anybody Now come along. Now over here
Now over here, if you'll follow me
I have something rather special to show you
Well, it's special, all right
I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one
What a contraption
Isn't she scrumptious?
She's my revolutionary, non- pollutionary mechanical wonder
Now: button, button, who's got the button?
It's over there
- Here? - Yeah
What you are witnessing, dear friends
is the most enormous miracle of the machine age
the creation of a confectionery giant!
- Finito! - That's all?
That's all?!? Don't you know what this is?
- By gum, it's gum! - Wrong!
It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world
What's so fab about it?
- This little piece of gum is a three course dinner - Bull
- No, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet - I don't care
Oh, I wouldn't do that I really wouldn't
So long as it's gum, then that's for me
Violet, now don't you do anything stupid
What's it taste like?
Madness! It's tomato soup!
It's hot and creamy I can actually feel it running down my throat! It's delicious!
Stop, don't...
Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka?
Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit
This sure is great soup
Hey, second course is coming up!
Roast beef and a baked potato! Mmmm
With sour cream?
- What's for dessert, baby? - Dessert? Here it comes
Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvelous blueberry pie that I've ever tasted!
- Holy Toledo, what's happening to your face? - Cool it, Dad!
Lemme finish
Yeah, but your face is turning blue!
- Violet, you're turning violet, Violet! - What are you talking about?
I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet
You can say that again Look what it's done to my kid!
It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always
Violet, what are you doing now?!?
- You're blowing up! - I feel funny
- I'm not surprised - What's happening?
- You're blowing up like a balloon! - Like a blueberry
- Somebody do something! Call a doctor! - Stick her with a pin
- She'll pop! - It happens every time!
- They all become blueberries - You've really done it this time, haven't you, Wonka
I'll break you for this
Oh, well, I'll get it right in the end
Help! Help!
We've got to let the air out of her, quick!
There's no air in there
- That's juice - Juice?!?
Would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once, please
- What for? - For squeezing
She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes
- Explodes?!? - It's a fairly simple operation
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
GUM CHEWING'S FINE WHEN IT'S ONCE IN A WHILE
IT STOPS YOU FROM SMOKING AND BRIGHTENS YOUR SMILE
BUT IT'S REPULSIVE, REVOLTING, AND WRONG
CHEWING AND CHEWING
ALL DAY LONG
THE WAY THAT A COW DOES
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
GIVEN GOOD MANNERS YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
I'll get even with you for this, Wonka, if it's the last thing I ever do!
I got a blueberry for a daughter...
Where is fancy bred? In the heart, or in the head?
Shall we roll on?
Thank you
Well, well, well... two naughty, nasty little children gone
Three good, sweet little children left
Hurry, please, long way to go yet
Wait a minute. Must show you this
Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls
Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it
Mmm, I got a plum
Grandpa, this banana's fantastic! It tastes so real
Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
We are the music-makers
and we are the dreamers of dreams
Come along, come along
Something very unusual in here
Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink
Yet
What's it making, Mr. Wonka?
Fizzy Lifting Drinks. They fill you with gas, and the gas is so terrifically lifting
that it lifts you right off the ground like a balloon
Oh, isn't it high! Gosh!
But I daren't sell it yet. It's still too powerful
ome on, let us try some! Please?
No, no, no. Absolutely not. There'd be children floating around all over the place
Come along now; don't hang about
You're going to be wild about this next room
Let's take a drink, Charlie; nobody's watching
A small one won't hurt us
Mmmm, not bad
Well?
Nothing's happening
You're right, Charlie. I can't understand WHYYYY...
Oh, oh, oh, I feel terribly strange...
- What do we do now, Grandpa? - I don't know, Charlie, but AAAAAA! OH, OH!
- We're in big trouble! Mr. Wonka isn't gonna like this - We can't stay up here all day!
- You're right, Charlie, but... - I'm gonna try and get down
All right, Charlie, but please... be very careful
Hey, it's fun, Grandpa! It works! Come on in, the air's fine!
- Oh, I don't know, Charlie. I haven't been swimming in twenty years, I... -Come on, give me your hand
I don't think I ought to...
Oh. Oh! This is great!
Hey, try this, Grandpa! Whee!
All right, Charlie, wait for me! Wheeeeee!
- I'm a shooting star! - I'm a rocket!
Grandpa, this is really great
Look, I'm a bird!
I feel light as a feather
Look down, Charlie
We're really high now
Watch this, Grandpa
Wonderful, Charlie
- Wow. Try it, Grandpa - Oh, I don't know, I...
Come on, Grandpa
All right
Hey, you did it, Grandpa
Ohhhh... ohhhh, I think I hit an air pocket
You can fly to the moon this way
Let's just fly south for the winter
Why not?
I'm a bird!
I'm a plane!
I'm...
going too high!
Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down!
Help!
Grandpa, the fan!
Stay away from it, Charlie; it'll chop us to bits!
We're in trouble, Charlie. I can't stop!
It's pulling me in!
I can't stop! I can't stop!
- What do we do? - Grab hold of something, quick!
There's nothing to grab on to! Help!
We're gonna get killed!
Help! Help!
Mr. Wonka, please! Turn off the fan!
Oooo, I'm going down!
Quick, Charlie, burp, burp! If you don't get down you'll be chopped into ribbons!
- Help! I can't! Help! - You've gotta burp, Charlie.
It's the only way
'Atta boy, burp again
'Atta boy, come on
Ahhhh, that's wonderful, Charlie.
Grab onto me, Charlie We're gonna be all right now
Good boy
From now on, we keep our feet on the ground
Come on, let's catch up to the others!
I know what you're thinking:
They can't be doing what they're doing
But they are. They have to
I haven't met the Oompa Loompa yet who could do it
These are the geese that lay the golden eggs
As you can see, they're larger than ordinary geese. As a matter of fact
they're quadruple size geese
which produce octuple size eggs They're laying overtime right now for Easter
But Easter's over!
Ssshhh... They don't know that.
I'm trying to get ahead for next year
What happens if they drop one of those eggs, Wonka?
An omelet fit for a king, sir
Are they chocolate eggs?
Golden chocolate eggs That's a great delicacy
But I wouldn't get too close
The geese are very temperamental That's why we have the Eggdicator
The Eggdicator. The Eggdicator can tell the difference between a good egg
and a bad egg
If it's a good egg, it's shined up and shipped out all over the world
But if it's a bad egg...
down the chute
It's an educated Eggdicator
It's a lot of nonsense
A little nonsense now and then
is relished by the wisest men
Hey, Daddy, I want a golden goose
Here we go again
All right, sweetheart, all right
Daddy'll get you a golden goose as soon as we get home
No, I want one of those!
Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose?
- They're not for sale - Name your price
he can't have one
Who says I can't?
- The man with the funny hat - I want one!
I want a golden goose!
Gooses
Geeses
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter
- It will, sweetheart - At least a hundred a day
- Anything you say - And by the way...
I want a feast
You ate before you came to the factory
I WANT A BEAN FEAST
Huh, one of those
CREAM BUNS AND DONUTS AND FRUITCAKE WITH NO NUTS
- SO GOOD YOU COULD GO NUTS - You can have all those things when you get home
No, now! I WANT A BALL
I WANT A PARTY
PINK MACAROONS AND A MILLION BALLOONS
AND PERFORMING BABOONS AND
GIVE IT TO ME
Now!
I WANT THE WORLD
I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD
I WANT TO LOCK IT ALL UP IN MY POCKET IT'S MY BAR OF CHOCOLATE
GIVE IT TO ME NOW
I WANT TODAY
I WANT TOMORROW
I WANT TO WEAR 'EM LIKE BRAIDS IN MY HAIR
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHARE 'EM
I WANT A PARTY WITH ROOMFULS OF LAUGHTERS
TEN THOUSAND TONS OF ICE CREAM
ND IF I DON'T GET THE THINGS I AM AFTER
I'M GOING TO SCREAM
I WANT THE WORKS
I WANT THE WHOLE WORKS
PRESENTS AND PRIZES AND SWEETS AND SURPRISES
OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES AND NOW!
DON'T CARE HOW I WANT IT NOW
DON'T CARE HOW I WANT IT NOOOW
She was a bad egg
Um... where's she gone?
Where all the other bad eggs go: down the garbage chute
The garbage chute
Where does it lead to?
To the furnace
- She'll be sizzled like a sausage - Well not necessarily
She could be stuck just inside the tube
Hold on!
Veruca, sweetheart
Daddy's coming!
There's gonna be a lot of garbage today
Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted
- What's that? - Veruca went first
Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?
Hmmm... well, I think that furnace is lit only every other day
so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHO DO YOU BLAME WHEN YOUR KID IS A BRAT
PAMPERED AND SPOILED LIKE A SIAMESE CAT
BLAMING THE KIDS IS A LIE AND A SHAME
YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHO'S TO BLAME
THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT SPOILED THEN YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
I don't understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits
Well, we still have each other Shall we press on?
Mr. Wonka, can't we sit down for a minute?
- The pace is killing me - My dear lady, transportation has already been arranged
Behold the Wonkamobile
A thing of beauty is a joy forever
Places, please, the dance is about to begin
Better grab a seat, they're going fast
Mr. Wonka, what's that they're filling it up with?
Oh, ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles
bubble-ade, bubble cola, double cola, double bubble burp-a-cola
And all the crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose
Few people realize what tremendous power there is in one of those things
Sorry I asked
You think Slugworth would pay extra to know about this?
Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut
Everybody set?
Is this gonna go fast, Grandpa?
It should, Charlie. It's got more gas in it than a politician
Now hold on tight. I'm gonna really open her up this time and see what she can do
Swifter than eagles...
stronger than lions...
It's getting in my eye!
Oh, it's even in my shoes!
I'm soaked! It'll never come out!
It's sticking to my gun
Oh, my dress, my hair, my face! Ohhhhhh...
I'm sending you the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka!
I'm dry cleaned!
Hey, Grandpa
what was that we just went through?
Hsawaknow
- Is that Japanese? - No, that's "Wonkawash" spelled backwards
That's it, ladies and gentlemen The journey is over
Finest bath I've had in twenty years
Let's do it again, Mr. Wonka
- You mean that's as far as it goes? - Couldn't we have walked?
If the Good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates
Now would you all please put these on
We have to be very careful
There's dangerous stuff inside
Wonkavision
my very latest and greatest invention
- It's television - Uh, it's Wonkavision
Now I suppose you all know how ordinary television works
Sure, I do. You photograph something
and then the photograph is split up into millions of tiny pieces
and they go whizzing through the air down to your TV set where they're all put together again in the right order
You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak
So I said to myself, "If they can do it with a photograph"
"why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate?"
I shall now send this chocolate bar from one end of the room to the other
It has to be big because whenever you transmit something by television
it always ends up smaller on the other end
Goggles on, please
Lights, camera
action!
You can remove your goggles
Where's the chocolate?
It's flying over our heads in a million pieces
Now watch the screen
Here it comes
There it is
Take it
How can you take it? It's just a picture
All right, you take it
It's real
Taste it; it's delicious
It's just gotten smaller, that's all.
It's perfect
It's unbelievable
It's a miracle
It's a TV dinner
It's Wonkavision
It could change the world
Mr. Wonka, can you send other things?
- Not just chocolate, I mean - Anything you like
What about... people?
People?
Hmmm... I don't really know I suppose I could
Yes, I'm sure I could I'm pretty sure I could
But it might have some messy results
Look at me; I'm gonna be the first person in the world to be sent by television!
Mike, get away from that thing!
Stop, don't, come back...
Lights, camera, action!
Mike! Where are you?
He's up there, in a million pieces!
- Mike! Are you there? - No good shouting here. Watch the screen.
Mike? Why's he taking so long?
Million pieces take a long time to put together
- Oh, where are they? - There's definitely something coming through
- Is it Mike? - Well it's hard to tell, but I...
Our little group is getting smaller by the minute
Look at me, everybody; I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television
Wow, what a wild trip that was
It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
Am I coming in clear? Hey, Mom, I said, "Am I coming in clear?"
Great. He's completely unharmed
You call that unharmed?
Wow, that was something Can I do it again?
No, there'll be nothing left
Don't worry about a thing, Mom; I feel fine
I'm famous. I'm a TV star
Wait 'til the kids back home hear about this
Nobody's gonna hear about this
Where are you taking me?
I don't want to go in there!
Be quiet
Well...
Well, fortunately small boys are extremely springy and elastic,
so I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick
To the taffy-pulling room
You'll find the boy in his mother's purse But be extremely careful
Oh, what's he saying?
No, no, I won't hold you responsible
And now, my dearest lady, it's time to say goodbye
No, no, don't speak
For some moments in life there are no words. Run along now
Adieu, adieu
parting is such sweet sorrow
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A GLUT OF TV
A PAIN IN THE NECK AND AN I. Q. OF THREE
HY DON'T YOU TRY SIMPLY READING A BOOK
OR COULD YOU JUST NOT BEAR TO LOOK
YOU'LL GET NO YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE
OOMPA
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
So much to do, so much to do, invoices and bills, letters...
I must answer that note from the queen
Mr. Wonka, what's gonna happen to the other kids?
My dear boy
I promise you they'll be quite all right
When they leave here, they'll be completely restored to their normal, terrible old selves
But maybe they'll be a little bit wiser for the wear
Anyway, don't worry about them
Eh, what do we do now, Mr. Wonka?
Oh, yes, well, I hope you enjoyed yourselves Excuse me for not showing you out
Straight up the stairs You'll find the way
I'm terribly busy. Whole day wasted. Goodbye to you both. Goodbye
What happened? Did we do something wrong?
I don't know, Charlie
But I'm gonna find out
I am extraordinarily busy, sir
I just wanted to ask about the chocolate
The lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie
When does he get it?
- He doesn't - Why not?
Because he broke the rules
What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?
Wrong, sir, wrong!
Under Section Thirty-Seven B of the contract signed by him
it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if
and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:
"I, the undersigned,
shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses
herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera...
fax mentis
incendium gloria culpam, et cetera, et cetera
Memobis quelitor della cassum!"
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!
You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks
You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized
so you get nothing!
You lose!
Good day, sir!
You're a crook!
You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are
How can you do a thing like this?
Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces
You're an inhuman monster!
I said Good Day!
Come on, Charlie, let's get out of here
I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I ever do
If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one
So shines a good deed
in a weary world
my boy...
You won!
You did it! You did it!
I knew you would; I just knew you would
Oh, Charlie, forgive me for putting you through this. Please, forgive me
Come in, Mr. Wilkinson Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson
- Pleasure - Slugworth!
No, no, that's not Slugworth He works for me
- For you? - I had to test you, Charlie
And you passed the test. You won!
- Won what? - The jackpot, my dear sir
- the grand and glorious jackpot - the chocolate?
The chocolate, yes, the chocolate, but that's just the beginning
We have to get on, we have to get on; we have so much time, and so little to do
Strike that. Reverse it
This way please
We'll take the Wonkavator
Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir
- This is the Great Glass Wonkavator - It's an elevator
It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down
but the Wonkavator can go sideways and slantways and longways and backways...
And frontways?
And squareways and frontways and any other ways that you can think of
It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of these button
Just press a button and ZING! You're off
And up until now I've pressed them all...
except one
This one
Go ahead, Charlie
Me?
There it goes
Hold on tight
I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen
Faster, faster... If we don't pick up enough speed, we'll never get through
Get through what?
- You mean we're going...? - Up and out!
But this roof is made of glass It'll shatter into a thousand pieces
- We'll be cut to ribbons! - Probably
Hold on, everybody
Here it comes
- You did it, Mr. Wonka, congratulations! - Get up. Take a look
Grandpa, our town looks so pretty from up here
Yeah, look over here, Charlie
I think I see our house
It really looks beautiful
There's my school, Grandpa
How did you like the chocolate factory, Charlie?
I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world
I'm very pleased to hear you say that
because I'm giving it to you
That's all right, isn't it?
- ou're giving Charlie the...? - I can't go on forever
and I don't really want to try
So, who can I trust to run the factory when I leave and take care of the Oompa Loompas for me?
Not a grownup
A grownup would want to do everything his own way, not mine
That's why I decided a long time ago I had to find a child
A very honest
loving child
to whom I can tell all my most precious candy making secrets
- And that's why you sent out the Golden Tickets - That's right
So the factory's yours, Charlie; you can move in immediately
- And me? - Absolutely
- What happens to the rest of... - The whole family
I want you to bring them all
But Charlie...
don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted
What happened?
He lived happily ever after