片名 《阅后即焚》
（CIA总部 弗吉尼亚州 兰利）
奥奇 快请进来 Ozzie. Come on.
帕尔默 什么事 Palmer. What's up?
你认识佩克和奥尔森吗 You know Peck and Olson.
佩克 我认识 你好 奥尔森 有所耳闻 Peck, yes, hiya. Olson, by reputation.
我是奥斯本•考克斯 I'm Osborne Cox.
你好 Yeah, hi.
你是同 他是不是 Aren't you with... isn't he...
没错 请坐 Yeah, that's right. Have a seat.
奥奇 Look, Oz, look.
虽然难以开口 There's no easy way to say this.
但还得告知你 你被开除了 We're taking you off the balkans desk.
你说什么 为什么 What? Why?
事实上 我们彻底将你从中情局开除了 In fact, we're moving you out of sig int entirely.
就是说没商量 直接让我走人 是吗 Just... no discussion? Just "you're out"?
现在就是在同你商量呢 Well, we're having the discussion now.
奥奇 没有必要不欢而散 Look, Oz, this doesn't have to be unpleasant.
帕尔默 请勿见怪 Palmer, with all due respect,
你到底在说什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
奥尔森为什么在这儿 And why is Olson here?
奥奇 Ozzie, look...
这算怎么回事 What the fuck is this?
- 肯定不是我工作能力的问题 - 奥奇 - I know it's not my work. - Ozzie.
- 我是个出色的分析师 - 好了 奥奇 - I'm a great fucking analyst. - Okay, Ozzie.
奥奇 并不是没有问题 Ozzie, things have not been going well, as you know.
你酗酒成瘾 You have a drinking problem.
我酗酒成瘾 I have a drinking problem?
不必不欢而散 This doesn't have to be unpleasant.
我们给你在州里安排了一个职位 是一个 We found something for you in State. It's a...
当然是一个级别稍低的职务 Well, it is a lower clearance level.Yes.
比不上现在 我们并没有赶尽杀绝 But it's not... look, we're not terminating you.
这真是晴天霹雳 This is an assault.
我酗酒成瘾 I have a drinking problem?
- 去你的 佩克 你是一个摩门教徒 - 奥奇 - Fuck you, Peck. You're a Mormon! - Ozzie.
近墨者黑 我们都酗酒 Next to you, we all have a drinking problem!
他妈的算什么事 我拍谁马屁拍到蹄子上了 What the fuck is this? Whose ass didn't I kiss? Huh?
说实话吧 Let's be honest! Okay...
开门见山的说明白 I mean, let us be fucking honest.
这就是变向的政治责罚 This is a crucifixion! This is political!
别告诉我不是 And don't tell me it's not!
我酗酒 可笑 I have a drinking problem!
你回来了 You're home.
亲爱的 我要告诉点事儿 别太震惊 Honey, hang on to your hat. I've got some news.
你去拿奶酪了吗 Did you pick up the cheeses?
什么 Huh?
奶酪呢 准备好了吗 The cheeses? Were they ready?
奶酪 The cheeses?
没想到你这么早回来 I didn't realize you could be home so early.
我给你留了口信 让你下班顺便去阿诺德的店里一趟 Yeah. I left a message for you To stop by Arnaud's.
马格鲁德和法瑞尔两家今晚要来做客 The Magruders and the Pfarrers are coming this evening.
法瑞尔一家 凯瑟琳怎么说的 The Pfarrers... What did Kathleen say?
什么 What?
你什么时候留的口信 When you left the message?
她说会转达的 That she would give you the message.
我不知道 今天有比这更震惊的消息 Well, I don't know, I guess we had bigger news today.
今天头等大事不是围绕着是不是 My day didn't revolve around whether...
你是说你没去拿 Do you mean that you didn't pick up the cheeses?
我没收到留言 Well, if I didn't get the message,
所以没去拿奶酪 Then I didn't pick up the cheeses.
- 该死 奥奇 - 亲爱的 听好了 - For fuck's sake, Ozzie. - But, honey, hang on to your hat.
- 现在得我去拿 - 我想告诉你 - What, now I have to go and pick them up? - I have some news to
待在这儿 穿好衣服 Stay here and get dressed.
- 亲爱的 我们得谈谈 - 现在不行 - Honey, we have to talk. - Well, not now. I mean,
他们不到一个小时就要来了 They're gonna be here in less than an hour.
那是山羊乳奶酪吗 Is that goat cheese?
没错 就是赡养乳奶酪 Cchre, yes, that is a goat cheese.
因为我有乳糖返流症 所以我不能 because I have a lactose reflux, and I can't...
你有乳糖不耐受症 You're lactose intolerant?
- 是的 但我 - 你还是有食道返流症 - Yeah, but I... - Or you have acid reflux?
- 二者是有区别的 - 我知道有区别 - They're different things. - I know what they are.
所以你是口误 So you misspoke.
感谢你纠正 Well, thank you for correcting me.
哈里 你得尝尝山羊乳奶酪 很美味的 You should try the chre, Harry. it's very good.
好的 我可以吃山羊乳奶酪 Yeah. I can eat goat cheese.
我刚跟你丈夫解释 I was just telling your husband that I have a condition
我有过敏性休克 Where I go into anaphylactic shock when I...
哈利在联邦执法局工作 Harry works in the marshals service
是吗 我在立法院工作 Oh! I'm on the legislative side.
我同议员赫比一起工作 I work with senator Hobby.
我过去在国土安全部的财政科做事 I was with treasury, dealing with homeland security.
后来才到联邦执法局的 I'm with the marshals now.
如果你不介意 他会掏出枪给你看的 If you want, he'll show you his great big gun.
有趣 枪没什么大不了的 Very funny. Gun's no big deal.
在联邦执法局20年 一直需要配枪 Twenty years of marshals service, I never discharged my weapon.
这个话题似乎 That sounds like something
该跟你的心理医生谈 You should be telling your psychiatrist.
我没有心理医生 I don't have a psychiatrist.
相比之下 我的工作太平淡无奇了 Boy, I guess my job is pretty undramatic.
我在立法部 I'm on the legislative side.
法瑞尔夫人 你做什么工作 也得配枪吗 Mrs. Pfarrer, what do you do? Do you also carry a big gun?
不 我写儿童相关的 No, I write children's...
她写小人书 She writes children's books.
奥利佛 一只住在圆形建筑里的猫咪 Yeah. Oliver, the cat who lives in the rotunda.
太棒了 我侄子侄女可喜欢了 Those are wonderful! My nieces and nephews just love them.
- 没错 - 是一个人见人爱的系列 - Oh! Yeah, - it's a beloved, beloved series.
你真该看看那些书迷写来的信件 You should see the fan mail she gets.
你确定这个是山羊乳奶酪吗 Are you sure this is goat cheese?
哈利 为何不让你妻子谈谈她的书呢 Why don't you let your wife Tell them about her own books, Harry?
- 跟我到厨房 - 抱歉 我光自己说了 - Come with me into the kitchen. - I'm sorry. Was I dominating?
该死 他知道了 是不是 地板不赖啊 God damn it. He knows, doesn't he? These are nice floors.
- 知道什么 - 我们俩的事儿 - Knows what? - About us,
- 句句话里带刺 - 别傻了 - he knows about us. Little prick. - Don't be such an ass.
他还蒙在鼓里呢 He doesn't know a thing.
这是什么牌子的 法国科宝吗 What is that, Forbo?
白痴 What a horse's ass.
真不知道为什么要来 I don't know why we see them.
她还不错啊 Well, she's all right.
她就是个冷血的 自以为是的婊子 She's a cold, stuck-up bitch.
你辞职了 You quit?
多谢相告 Well, thank you for telling me.
我想告诉你来着 Well, I tried to tell you this...
想 你想告诉我 然后呢 得了失语症了 You tried? You tried? And then what, aphasia kicked in?
不是 然后客人就来了 再然后 No. Then our guests came and then...
为什么 该死 奥奇 Why? For fuck's sake, Ozzie.
我也不知道 我厌倦了 I don't know. I just got so tired.
你厌倦了 You're tired?
是的 厌倦了总是逆流而上 Yes, of swimming against the current.
有点主见的想法在这里一无是处 Independent thought is not valued there.
他们抵触这个 反对这个 官僚主义就是 They resist it. They fight it. The bureaucracy is...
他们给你退休金或者离职费了吗 So they gave you a pension or severance or something?
我不是退休 是辞职 我不想要他们给的福利 I didn't retire. I quit. I don't want their benefits.
但靠我的福利 能帮你 是吧 But my benefits, they will do you, right?
他们会帮你度过难关 是这样想的吧 They'll see you through, is that the idea?
那不是赚钱的唯一途径 It's not like that's the only way to make money.
没错 那你准备做什么呢 Yes? Yes? Well, what're you gonna do?
做一些咨询工作 I'll do some consulting.
咨询工作 Consulting.
对 帮助别人度过难关 Yes, to help out while...
我一直想写书 I've always wanted to write.
写书 写什么书 Write. Write what?
我一直打算写一本书 I've been thinking about writing a book.
或者回忆录之类的 Or, you know, a sort of memoir.
爸爸 你没事吧 You okay there, Dad?
我不在中情局工作了 Dad, I left my job at the agency.
对不起 爸爸 I'm sorry, Dad.
现在的政府部门 Government service is not
和你那个时候比 真是今非昔比啊 The same as when you were in state.
完全变了 Things are different now.
我不知道 也许是冷战结束的关系 I don't know, maybe it's the cold war ending.
都是官僚政治 无所作为 Now it seems like it's all bureaucracy and no mission.
我在写一个回忆录 I'm writing a memoir.
肯定会有很多爆炸性内容的 I think it can be pretty explosive.
我想你不会反对吧 But I don't think you would disapprove.
你会支持我的 I don't think you would disapprove.
卡蒂无法接受这个事实 Katie's had trouble accepting it.
爸爸 但有时爱国之情需要得以升华 But sometimes there's a higher patriotism, Dad.
我了解这种人 以前遇到过 I know this kind of man. We've seen this.
考克斯夫人 你不能让这种人 Mrs. Cox, you cannot let this man
利用你 而且他肯定会的 Take advantage of you, and he will.
他会的 He will.
这就是我所担心的 Yes. This is my fear.
尽管他试图 他说 Though he's trying... well, he says
他会努力振作 但是 He's trying to pull himself together but...
没错 Yeah. Look, sure,
我有义务告诉你亡羊补牢为时未晚 I'm obliged to tell you to try to salvage things,
你应该那么做 当然有人会回心转意 And you should. It's not unheard of
也不是前所未闻 That people turn themselves around,
但目前你还没有透露你离婚的打算吧 But you haven't broached the possibility of divorce yet.
- 是的 - 很好 - No. - Well, that's good.
因为当务之急就是 Because first you should get his financials
在他察觉之前搞清楚他的财务情况 Before he's forewarned.
因为你面对的是一个 Because here is a man...
擅于欺骗的老手 Here is a man practiced in deceit.
也可以说是职业病 This was almost, you could say, it's his job,
所以这样做没什么不道德的 And there is no reason it's not improper.
预先了解一下家庭的财务状况 There is no reason you shouldn't get a picture
也没什么不合理的 Of the household finances.
书面文件 电脑文件等等 Paper files, computer files, whatever.
那是你的特权 That's your prerogative.
夫人 你也可以当回间谍 You can be a spy, too, Madam.
在他察觉风吹草动之前 就开始下手准备 Do this, before he's put on alert.
未雨绸 Before the turtle can draw in his head and his...
- 未雨绸缪 - 对 未雨绸缪 - Feet. - Feet.
希望所有事情顺利解决 And hopefully everything will work out.
他能改过自新 He will reform.
如果不能 But if not,
有备无患 Forewarned is forearmed.
年轻时 We were young and committed
初生牛犊不怕虎 And there was nothing we could not do.
很少考虑后果 We thought of the agency less...
我心目中的英雄 The principles of George Kennan,
乔治•凯南 A personal hero of mine,
就像神话中摩罗的孩子 Like the fabled Murrow's boys,
每次 At a time of...
您的电话已经接通到考克斯集团 You have reached the Cox Group.
我们暂时不能接听您的电话 We can't answer your call right...
- 你好 - 我找考克斯医生 她在吗 - Hello? - I'm looking for Dr. Cox. Is she there?
不 她不在 她的号码是5719那个 No. she isn't. Hers is the 5719 number.
这里是考克斯集团 This is the Cox Group,
但你可以打她办公室电话或者手机 But you can reach her on her portable or at her office.
（她结婚了） She's married!
（第4个） Number four.
（有一个男友） Has a boyfriend!
（第6个） And number six.
（她怀孕了） She's pregnant!
我当时应该挑起点争执的 I should try to get a run in.
奥奇 Ozzie!
（亲爱的 我去普林斯顿校友聚餐了 待会见） Honey, at Princeton reunion dinner, see you later
我们会在你的臀部 这里 抽出所有多余的脂肪 We take all the chicken fat off your buttocks, here.
还有上臂 And the upper arms.
- 你的小腹也需要抽出一点 - 好的 太棒了 - And a little off your tummy. - Yeah. Great.
还有隆胸手术 Now, we do breast augmentation
这里需要开一个小口 With a tiny incision here...
画的时候真痒痒 That marker tickles.
还有这里 ...and here.
大腿呢 大腿内侧呢 And what about the upper leg, the higher inside thigh area?
也可以进行抽脂手术 Well, we can do liposuction there, as well,
但那里主要靠锻炼 But that area will respond to exercise.
臀部和上臂脂肪堆积较多 The buttocks and upper arms begin to store more fat
一旦超过40岁 脂肪就容易堆积到那里 Once you get up around 40. The body just tells it to go there,
但大腿部位需要做均衡运动 But the thighs will respond to toning exercises.
我可以长期地锻炼我的手臂 但是 Yeah, I can work on my arms till the cows come home, but...
当然还有遗传因素的影响 Well, also, there are of course genetic factors.
- 我们利兹家族个个都大块头 - 每个人都 - The litzkes have always been big. - Well, everyone's got...
我妈妈大臀便便 足以拖动一台汽车 My mother had an ass that could pull a bus.
那真是 Wow! Well, that's a...
爸爸那边也是 尽管他一直锻炼 Father's side, too. I mean, although dad tended
想要匀称一些 To carry his weight out in front more,
- 但效果总是差强人意 - 好的 - In the gut area. Not so much. - Okay.
脸呢 灵魂之窗 And what about the face, you know, the window to the soul?
很标致 Very well put.
你眼睛是身上最完美的部分之一了 Well, your eyes are one of your best features,
我们可以做下除皱 But we can do something about the incipient crow's feet.
小皱纹而已 很小的皱纹啊 Baby crow's feet. Little chickling's feet.
小皱纹 小皱纹 小皱纹 I mean chicks. Chickie, chickie, chickie.
很标致 你能言善道啊 Yes, again, well put. You have a way with words.
我们会切开一个小口 之后拉紧皮肤 We make a small incision and then pull the skin tight,
就像拉鼓面一样 Like stretching the skin over a drum.
不太紧 我们不想做出来的不自然 Not too tight, though. We don't want that "worked-on" look.
而且依旧可以让你表情生动 You need sufficient slack for the face to remain expressive.
我可不想看起来像波里斯•卡洛弗(恐怖片的主演) Yeah, I don't wanna look like Boris Karloff.
所以说你不用做变性手术 So you don't want a sex change!
我可是个十足的女人啊 No, I'm all woman!
琳达 我们这里讨论的 So,Linda, what we're talking about here
是4个不同的手术 Is four different procedures.
抽脂术 鼻整形术 The liposuction, the rhinoplasty,
和化学蜕皮术相比 The facial tuck, which I would
我强烈推荐面部拉皮去皱手术 strongly recommend Over the chemical peel.
好的 我可不想蜕层皮下去 Yeah, I don't wanna burn anything off.
皮肤那么细嫩 为什么要蜕皮呢 And why should you, with that lovely skin?
最后呢 是隆胸手术 And lastly, the breast augmentation.
另外 我们还可以去掉接种疫苗时留下的疤痕 Now, we can also do something about the vaccine scar.
我不知道你是不是经常穿无袖装 I don't know if you wear sleeveless dresses much...
不经常穿 瞧瞧这两条粗胳膊 Not with these ham hocks!
一旦它们变得紧致 瘦小了 Yes, well, once they're nice and svelte, post-op,
你可能会改变主意 You may change your mind about that.
关于这个接种疫苗时留下的疤痕 I wanna talk about this vaccine thing.
你能给详细说下吗 I mean, can you counsel me on this?
真的那么难看吗 I mean, is it really that unsightly?
我是说 很多人都有这个疤痕 I see... I mean, a bunch of people have them.
没错 有些女人不介意 Absolutely! Some women don't mind it.
取决于个人品味 It's personal taste.
查德 Chad!
深呼吸 呼气 Big breath. Exhale.
坚持住 Hold it.
- 坚持住 收回 - 查德 - Hold and release! - Chad!
收回 And release.
太大劲了 Too much?
我觉得屁股那里的肌肉太紧了 I just felt a straining, a tightness in the front of my ass.
你那里是有点紧 Well, you are pretty tight down there.
- 你得 - 是 什么东西顶着我屁股了 - You have to... - Yes, something snapped in my ass.
查德•菲尔德海默 请到办公室来 Chad Feldheimer to the office, please.
我到办公室看看去 马上回来 I'm gonna check with my office. I'll be right back,
然后我们让你的屁股放松下来 And we're gonna work on opening those hips.
缘来是你网站给我发了一批简历 I just got a batch from bewithmedc. com.
真的吗 有没有帅哥 Oh, no. Anything good?
我不知道 正在看 怎么打开 I don't know. I'm just looking. How do I open this?
点那个 点那个 对了 Click on the... click on the... yeah...
好了 上帝啊 Okay. Oh, my god!
废人 Okay. Loser.
废人 废人 Loser. Loser.
他们真该叫废人网站 They should call this Mr. Loser. com.
你要发照片过去吗 Did you have to send in a picture?
不用 只要男人发照片 No, only the guys do.
我填写了一份简历表 I had to fill out a verbal profile,
我喜欢什么 不喜欢什么 What turns me on, what turns me off.
真想找一个有幽默感的男人 I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
那个 等等 那个不错 That guy... wait. That guy wasn't bad.
- 他吗 - 不 上一个 - Him? - No, before. Him?
- 他 - 对 他可能还行 - Him? - Yeah... he might not be a loser.
怎见得 How can you tell?
- 他穿着布里俄尼西装 - 是吗 - That's a Brioni suit. - Yeah?
没错 Shit, yeah.
他看起来像有幽默感的样子吗 Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
给他配眼镜的人倒挺有幽默感的 Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.
他是做什么的 What does he do?
州立部门 State department.
太酷了 That's cool.
他的头发 那是什么 His hair is... what is that?
假发 Plugs?
这里是我们的有氧运动区 器材很多 This is our cardio area, and we have a lot of machines,
相信我 绝不用排队 So, believe me, there's never a wait.
现在你看到的大概就是高峰时间的状况 I mean, what you see now is like our busiest time,
看起来有很多闲置的器材 And there's like a lot of machines open.
查德 Hey, Chad.
琳达 你叫他吗 Hey, Linda. Did you call that guy?
不是 查德•菲尔德海默 是我们的一个健身教练 No, not yet. Chad Feldheimer, he's one of our trainers.
我一直在网上交友 而且 I've been doing this internet dating thing, and I...
什么网站 What service?
缘来是你 Bewithmedc. com.
- 很不错 - 你也试过 - Nice. - Have you used them?
不 我两个朋友在那儿 No. Two friends did, though, and they both got hooked up
钓到了几个不错的男人 With really special guys.
难以置信 That's fantastic.
如果您说英语 请说是 If you're an English speaker, please say, "yes"...
是 Yes!
抱歉 无法识别您所说的话 I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you said.
- 如果你说英语 - 英语 - If you're an English speaker... - English.
您要接账单部还是代理 Would you like to speak to the billing department Or to an agent?
代理 Agent.
抱歉 无法识别您所说的话 I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you said.
代理 代理 Agent! Agent!
- 你好 有什么要帮忙 - 我是琳达•利兹 - Hello. Can I help you? - Yeah, hi. This is Linda Litzkes.
需要账号吗 Shall I give you my account number?
- 您已键入 我能看到 - 你看到了是吗 那好 - You keyed it in. I have it here. - You have it up? Okay.
我被告知需要预先确认那些手术 I was told that I needed pre-approval for these surgeries...
是的 这里显示没有确认 Yes, I'm showing that this procedure was not approved.
是的 被拒绝了 Yes, it was denied.
该手术只能选择一项 它不包括 This operation is an elective procedure. It's not covered by...
不 那是4个不同的手术 No, those are four different operations.
非常复杂 It's very complicated.
我要改头换面 需要一个新形象 I'm reinventing myself. This is a whole new look,
所以这不仅仅只有一项 So it's not just one thing,
而且我的医生已经全部确认了 But they're all approved by my doctor.
夫人 您医生的确认不是问题 Your doctor's approval is not the issue, Ma'am.
但这不是 夫人 But this is not... Madam.
我的工作涉及到公众 My job involves public interface.
- 这不是 - 我想你还没明白 - This is not... - I'm afraid you don't understand...
我明白了 Oh! I understand.
接你们负责人 Put your supervisor on, please.
请稍后 Hold the line.
艾伦 Alan?
琳达 Linda?
是的 Yeah.
（我们对此已经谈过无数次了） We've been over and over and over this.
（开始你说你无法承诺 后来） First you say you can't commit, and then...
（你能从树上下来吗） Would you come down from there?
（买些蜂蜜坚果回来）
我大概25岁的时候就结婚了 We were married when I was in my, what, mid-20s?
还是孩子 A kid.
我们都还是孩子 才20几岁 We were kids, 20s.
你以为会天长地久 You think it's forever.
等你变老了 你开始感觉到死亡已经靠近 You get older, you start to feel your mortality,
就以"没有时间去出轨 And you say, "there's no more time for dishonesty,
为理由 你说 我不是那种人 "for subterfuge." you say, "I'm not that person."
你所做的决定 The choices you make...
我在考虑和奥奇离婚 I'm thinking of divorcing Ozzie.
老实说 我在想 Frankly, I'm thinking...
我想我也要考虑离婚的事了 I guess that's what I should be thinking, too.
和桑迪 With Sandy.
是啊 这就是你刚才说的 Well, that's what you were just saying.
是啊 Absolutely, yes.
你说得对 你是应该甩了那个笨蛋 And you're right. You should dump that bozo.
这一点 毫无疑问 我同意 No question about it. I agree.
那么 如果我离婚了 So if I were divorced...
是啊 我应该和桑迪摊牌 Yes, I should settle things with Sandy
为了我们的将来 Because of you and me.
只是 你知道 It's just, you know...
要伤害别人 我真的于心不忍 It's hard to inflict that kind of pain, you know.
当然 你可能觉得很容易 Of course, that would be easier for you.
为什么那么说 我不明白 Why's that? I don't see that.
那是因为他是个笨蛋 Well, because he's such a dope,
而桑迪是个好女人 她是个很特别的女人 And Sandy is a good lady. She's a very special lady.
她就是个冷血的 自以为是的婊子 She's a cold, stuck-up bitch.
那有点 That's a little...
我们应该把事情搞搞清楚 You and I should get things sorted.
我一直都告诉你这不是件随便的事情 I've always told you it's more than just frivolity.
说的对 我明白 你一直都很坦白 That's right. That's understood. You've been very straight.
我也觉得我说得够清楚了 And I think I've been loud and clear.
一点儿没错 Absolutely.
这可不是说着玩儿的 Not just fun and games.
没错 Absolutely.
- 代理 - 抱歉 - Agent! - I'm sorry.
无法识别您所说的话 I didn't understand what you said.
代理 Agent!
您的电话对我们非常重要 Your call is important to us.
请等候下一位代理 Please stay on the line for the next available agent.
泰德 我能和你谈谈我们的米老鼠保健组织吗 Ted, can I talk to you about our Mickey Mouse HMO?
等一下 Uh-huh! Hang on.
这里有些超厉害的东西 This is some heavy shit.
是我的约会名单吗 Is that my date list?
不 当然不是 No, fuck.
知道吗 我在试着改变自己 而那些整形手术 You know, I'm trying to reinvent myself, and these procedures,
又贵到要死 那是什么 Which are so incredibly not cheap... What is that?
真不敢相信 好像是情报之类的东西 I can't believe this. This is like intelligence shit.
- 我看到这个很不自在 - 好像 - I'm not comfortable with this. - This is like... What is it?
真是太难以置信了 I can't believe this shit I'm seeing.
- 是马纳罗找到的 - 就在那边的地板上 - Manolo found it. - On the floor there.
是的 马纳罗在储物柜里发现了这个光盘 Yeah. Manolo found like this CD just lying in a locker,
- 储物柜的地上 女储物柜 - 就放在那里 - A locker floor, ladies' locker. - Just lying there.
我就想 是谁的音乐还是什么 I'm like, "what, someone's music or what?"
然后我就进来了 就是这些文件 老兄 And I come in here, and it's these files, man.
我看到这些觉得很不自在 I'm not comfortable with this.
说的是信 信号之类的 还有 Talking about sig...in and signals and shit and...
- 信号是密码的意思 - 它就掉在那 - "signals" means "code," you know. - It was just lying there.
这里说的是部门主管和他们的名字等等之类的 Talking here about department heads and their names and shit.
接下来就是其他的文件 就是些 数字 And then there's these other files that are just, like, numbers.
排列好的 数字和日期 数字和数字 还有日期 Arrayed. Numbers and dates and numbers and number and dates.
又是数字和 And numbers and...
伙计们 我觉得就是那个东西啦 I think that's the shit, man.
那个原始情报 The raw intelligence.
我可不想和它扯上关系 I'm not touching this.
把它丢出去 I want this out of here.
- 就那么扔出去 - 不 不行 - Just throw it out? - No. You can't do that.
你应该在女储物柜那里贴个纸条 You should put up a note in the ladies' locker room.
贴个纸条? Put up a note?
找到高度机密的玩意儿 "highly classified shit found?"
密码情报和中情局之类的 "signals intelligence shit? CIA shit?"
听着 谁的中情局机密文件丢了 这可不行 hello! did anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so.
我不知道 你想个办法出来 I don't know, you figure it out,
但是它让我觉得很不自在 But I'm not comfortable with this,
我想把它从健康体魄（健身房名字）里弄出去 And I want this out of Hardbodies.
这里可是健身中心 上帝啊 We're running a GYM here. God.
马纳罗 你没有找到这个 Manolo, you didn't find this.
我是在那边的地上找到的 I found it on the floor there.
- 是的 我知道 但是 - 就在那边的地上 - Yeah, I know, but... - Right there on the floor there.
就掉在那里 Just lying there.
- 是哈利吗 - 是 是我 - Harry? - Yeah, it's me.
- 我要纯的清酒马提尼 - 给我账单就成 - Absolut saketini, please. - Just a tab.
但只要我能拿到预支的薪水 But if I could get an advance on my salary,
我的整形手术就有戏了 I could at least get the surgery ball rolling.
打住 你知道这是家按帐册发薪水的公司吧 Whoa! There's a payroll company, you know.
他们才不会随随便便给人预支呢 They don't just advance people money.
他们不会那么做的 They just don't do that.
我的意思是 当然我可以说 好的 我同意 I mean, sure, I could say, "yes, I authorize it,"
但是对他们来说却不管用 But that's not going to mean anything to them.
那他们为什么还给我们弄个荒谬的健康计划 Then why do they have us on this cockamamie health plan?
泰德 我必须做手术 I need those surgeries, Ted.
你是个美丽的女人 你不用 You're a beautiful woman. You don't...
我对这副旧皮囊已经忍无可忍了 I have gone just about as far as I can go with this body.
我觉得你很漂亮 I think it's a beautiful...
不是虚假的好莱坞的身体 It's not a phony-baloney hollywood body.
没错 泰德 我会被好莱坞笑死的 That's right, Ted. I would be laughed out of Hollywood.
我该凸的地方不凸 该小的地方不小 I have very limited breasts, a ginormous ass,
还有个来回晃动的肚腩 And I've got this gut that swings back and forth
正面看起来就像辆带滑轮的推车 In front of me like a shopping cart with a bent wheel.
知道吗 很有男人就喜欢你这个样子 You know, there's a lot of guys like you just the way you are.
是啊 都是些废人 Yeah. Losers.
- 我不知道 这么说我也是个废人吗 - 泰德 - I don't know. I mean, am I a loser? - Ted.
我以前可不是健康体魄的经理 You know, I wasn't always a manager at Hardbodies.
告诉你吧 Let me tell you...
给你看点东西 Let me show you something.
那是你吗 Is that you?
14年前 一名希腊东正教的牧师 Fourteen years, a Greek orthodox priest.
在彻维彻斯教堂集会 Congregation in Chevy Chase.
那可是个好工作啊 发生什么事了 That's a good job! What happened?
说来话长 It's a long story.
不管怎样 Anyway,
从很多方面来说 我现在要快乐多了 In many ways, I'm a lot happier now.
我要说的是 My point is...
我要说的是 人生是个旅程 My point is, it's a journey.
这也就是我要说的 我不想一成不变 That's my point. I don't want to stay where I am.
我想有人来分享我的旅程 I want to find someone to share my journey.
那你也知道 有时候 Well, you know, sometimes,
如果你不回头看看在你身后的 if you don't look in your own back yard...
我知道 那就是我开始在网上约会的原因 I know. That's why I started this internet dating.
但是也许你不需要 But what I'm saying is maybe, you know, you don't have to...
泰德 听着 Look, Ted,
我知道你不能预支薪水给我 I know that you can't authorize an advance on my salary,
但你还是可以向上面申请的 对吗 But you could put in a request, can't you?
琳达 没用的 It's not going to do any good, Linda.
泰德 你没听说过乐观思考的力量是强大的吗 Ted, have you ever heard of the power of positive thinking?
哈利 Harry?
我是莫妮卡 It's Monica.
你好 Well, hello.
也许我以后可以常来 Maybe I can get a run in.
- 喂 - 我的上帝啊 - Hello? - Oh, my god.
我的上帝啊 Oh, my god.
- 天哪 - 你知道现在几点吗 - Oh, my god. - Do you know what time it is?
我不能给你打电话 Uh-huh. So, like, I couldn't call you
你的电话不安全 我知道那个人是谁了 On your totally unsecure phone, But I know who the guy is.
那个人 The guy?
那个人 那个神秘人 The guy, the secret guy.
他是个长官吗 So, is he high up?
我不知道他是不是长官 I don't know if he's high up.
可能是吧 我知道他名字了 不是官衔 Probably. I mean, I got his name, not his rank.
他叫什么 So what's his name?
奥斯本•考克斯 Osborne Cox.
从来没听说过 Never heard of him.
好像一副你非常了解情报部门的样子 Like you're so plugged into The intelligence community.
我只是以一个外行人的身份说 I'm just saying as a layperson...
我认为他的情报质量 I think the quality of the intelligence
决定他的等级 dictates how high up he is.
- 好的 - 不是我们能知道的 - Okay. - Not what we know.
我还 I also...
你有水吗 我需要补充水分 Do you have any water? I gotta hydrate.
我有自来水 I got tap water.
开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
你是怎么知道他是谁的 How do you know who he is?
- 通过线人 - 你说线人是什么意思 - Sources. - What do you mean sources?
除了沼泽水 You got like gatorade or
你有佳得乐或者其他什么吗 anything besides, like, maryland swamp water?
你知道我家离这里有多远吗 Do you know how far this is from my place?
你是怎么知道他的名字的 How do you know his name?
我有个书呆子朋友 爱迪•考赖格斯 I got this geek friend, Eddie Gallegos.
他是弄电脑的 帮人修电脑 He does computer stuff, hooks up people's computers
弄录象机之类的东西 And programs their vcrs and shit.
他查了这个文件 查到了数码水印 So he examines the files and pulls off the digital watermark,
能告诉我那是什么电脑创建的文件 Which tells you What computer it was created on.
对爱迪来说是小菜一碟 Fucking child's play for Eddie.
还有 And...
我还弄到了他的号码 我弄到了他的号码 I got his number, I got his number
- 老天啊 - 这还有点难度 - Oh, my god. - That was a bit more difficult.
- 我们该不该给他打个电话 - 天哪 - Shall we give him a tinkle? - Oh, my god.
为什么 Why?
因为他会想知道他的宝贝是安全的吧 because he's gonna wanna know that his shit is secure.
他会放心的 He's gonna be relieved.
可能他会因为放心而给我们回报的 He might even be so relieved that he gives us a reward.
如果他不给 我会他妈很惊讶的 I would be very fucking surprised if he did not.
非常惊讶 就像 你知道 那个好心的撒马利亚人税 Very surprised. Like, you know, the good Samaritan tax,
那根本不是个税 都是自愿的 Which is not even a tax, really, since it's voluntary.
喂 Hello?
奥斯本 是奥斯本•考克斯吗 Osborne? Osborne Cox?
是的 Yes.
你是谁 Who is this?
我 你是奥斯本•考克斯吗 This... is this Osborne Cox?
你是谁 知道现在几点吗 你是谁 Who is this? What time is it? Who are you?
我是个好心的撒马利亚人 I'm a good Samaritan.
非常抱歉现在给你打电话 I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour,
但我以为你可能会着急的 But I thought you might be worried.
着急 Worried?
关于你那份东西的安全 About the security of your shit.
你到底在说什么啊 What on earth are you talking about?
你是谁啊 Who am I speaking to?
你的文件 你的 那些资料 Your files. Your... the documents.
我知道这些资料是很敏感的 I know these documents are sensitive.
但是我很乐意 But I am perfectly willing to give
把你那些敏感的东西还给你 back to you your sensitive shit,
你知道 这也得看你要不要了 You know, at a time of your choosing.
什么资料啊 What documents are you talking about?
你是奥斯本•考克斯吗 Osborne Cox?
是 是的 我是 Yes! Yes, this is...
你好 我是奥斯本•考克斯 你他妈是谁啊 Hello, it's Osborne Cox. Who the fuck are you?
你在说什么资料 What documents are you talking about?
- 你到底是谁 - 好 - Who is that? - Okay.
贝尔格雷德的总编辑 我们都称他为斯洛伐克屠夫 "the bureau chief in belgrade we all call slovak the butcher.
他和他员工的不融洽 他的派遣 "he had very little report with his staff and his dispatches..."
是和他的员工 Report. "very little rapport
不融洽 你这个白痴 "with his staff," fucking moron!
你是怎么得到的 How did you get this?
- 奥斯本 别激动啊 - 你他妈是谁 - Don't blow a gasket, Osborne. - Who the fuck are you?
- 听我说 - 我们有 - Listen to me. - We have...
- 你真是愚蠢 - 在哪里不重要 - You’re in way over your fucking head! - it's not important where
我不知道你是谁 I don't know who the fuck you are,
但是你完全不知道自己在做点什么 But you have no idea what you're doing!
是吗 那你为什么那么紧张啊 奥斯本•考克斯 Oh! Why so uptight, Osborne Cox?
我只是个好心的撒玛利亚人 一个游客 I'm just a good Samaritan, a traveler on the road...
告诉他 我们会还给他的 Tell him we're gonna give it back.
我们只是认为他会想知道 We just thought that he would like to maybe know,
告诉他关于好心的撒玛利亚人的税的事儿 And tell him about that good Samaritan tax thing...
- 那个人又是谁 - 奥奇 发生什么事了 - Who is that? hello? - Ozzie, what's going on?
你告诉他 他是在给我们制造不便 You tell him he's inconveniencing us.
- 喂 你到底是谁 - 奥奇 发生什么事情了 - Hello! Who the fuck is this? - Ozzie, what's going on?
你知道这对我们来说可是个大麻烦 You know, this is a major inconvenience for us,
我们只是想要点回报 And we just thought a reward...
那就是要钱 是要钱吗 So it's money! So it's money!
你想要钱 那好 You want money? Okay.
- 为何不可呢 - 听我说 - Yeah, why not? - Okay. Listen to me.
我太过分了吗 Am I out of line here? Let me...
听我说 你们两个跳梁小丑 Listen to me, you two clowns.
仔仔细细地听我说 Listen to me very, very carefully.
你们完全不知道自己在做什么 我警告你们 You have no idea what you're doing, and I warn you...
你警告我们 你要警告我们 You warn us? You warn us?
- 是的 是的 我 - 你想警告我们 - Yes. Yes. I... - You warn us?
- 好啊 - 轮到你听我说了 情报先生 - Yes. - Let me tell you something, Mr. Intelligence.
- 让我 - 我们警告你 - Let me... - We warn you!
- 听着 - 我们有需要的时候会再给你打电话的 - Listen! - We will call you back with our demands!
- 喂 - 喂 - Hello? - Hello?
查德 不要 Chad! Don't...
- 不 查德 别跟他扯了 - 听我解释 - No, Chad. Don't play his game! - Let me explain
- 该怎么办 - 抱歉 - How this will work. - Sorry.
天哪 这人真神经 Geez. The nerve of that guy!
他不给我们回报 我还真奇怪 I am very fucking surprised he did not give us that reward.
到底发生什么事了 What on earth is going on?
有个白痴 有两个白痴 他们拿了我的回忆录 Some clown, or two clowns, have gotten a hold of my memoirs.
你的什么 Your what?
- 偷走了 我也不知道是怎么回事 - 你的什么 - Stolen it, or... I don't know how... - Your what?
我的回忆录 我正在写的书 My memoirs, the book that I'm writing.
上帝保佑 谁会认为那东西值钱啊 Well, why in god's name would anyone think that's worth anything?
看来他不会按我们想的那么做了 It doesn't sound like he's gonna play ball.
他会的 He'll play ball!
我们只要让他知道谁说了算 We just have to show him who's boss.
那真是 Well, that's...
他好像非常资深 He sounds very senior.
我觉得他是个高层 I think this is some senior guy
谁要是搞砸了就死定了 Who has screwed the pooch, big-time.
是的 那就是为什么我们找到他了 Yeah, that's why we got him, you know.
我们捉到他的痛脚 死穴了 We caught him with his thing caught in a big, fat wringer.
- 是的 - 而且是由我们来掌握事态发展 - Yeah. - And us in the driver's seat.
这是我们的机会 机不可失啊 This is our opportunity. You don't get many of these.
就像你在一个豪华餐厅外面滑倒了一样 You slip on the ice outside of, you know, a fancy restaurant,
- 诸如此类的事情会发生的 - 没错 - Or something like this happens. - Right.
现在刚好发生了 And right now this has happened.
是的 Yup.
的确是 It sure has.
我的手术费肯定够了 This could put a big dent in my surgeries.
很重要 Big time.
亲爱的 亲爱的 Honey! Honey!
接我的车来了 我要走了 神秘人 My car is here. I'm off, mystery man.
那是什么 What is that thing?
那可是天字一号机密 宝贝 It's top secret, baby.
有多少个城市要去 How many cities?
西雅图 费城 洛山机 芝加哥 Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago.
为什么他们老是派你去西雅图 Why do they always send you to Seattle?
那里的市场不大啊 It's not a big market.
我也不知道 有很多独立书店吧 I don't know. Lots of independent bookstores.
雨也下不停 人还能干什么 Rains all the time. What else are people gonna do?
我还能想几件事情出来 I can think of a couple of things.
你脑子里就一件事儿 You can think of one thing.
他们安排你住哪里 Where are they putting you?
上帝保佑啊 最好是半岛酒店 Christ, it better be the peninsula,
我为他们赚了那么多钱 The money I make for them.
你会好好的吧 Are you gonna be okay?
我会伤心 但是没事的 I'll be sad, but I'll be okay.
也别太伤心了 Not too sad.
就恰好 Just the right amount.
我为你疯狂 宝贝 I am crazy about you, baby.
托尼•伯奈特 托尼•莫瑞森 Tony Bennett, Toni Morrison,
泽伊•考德维尔 太不可思议了 Zoe Caldwell. It was marvelous.
我第一次能参加肯尼迪颁奖时 First time I've ever attended the Kennedy honors.
简•亚历山大是个客户 Jane Alexander is a client,
泽伊的老朋友 An old friend of Zoe's.
不管怎样 Anyway...
- 科妮 - 是的 先生 - Connie. - Yes, sir.
你能把考克斯财务报表的复印件拿进来吗 Would you bring in your copy of the Cox financials?
托尼这样唱到 好的还在后面 Tony sang the best is yet to come.
托尼•伯奈特 Tony Bennett.
我记得是在一张光碟上的 I thought I had it here on a disk.
我找不到那张碟了 I don't know where the disk is.
非常抱歉 我要从硬盘里再刻一份了 I'm sorry, I'll have to run another off my hard drive.
那好吧 All right. Okay.
我们已经起草文件了 So we've drawn up the papers,
准备和奥斯本打场硬仗 And we are prepared to execute service on Osborne,
如果你已经下定决心 考克斯夫人 if you so elect, Mrs.Cox.
既然我们已无回转 But since we are at the point of no return,
我总是在此时劝我的客户 I always urge my clients in this juncture
多花一天的时间考虑一下 To give it one more day of reflection.
哈利 Harry?
是我 琳达 It's Linda.
你好 Well, hello.
我从事保镖已经很多年了 I did the whole bodyguard thing for years.
我保护的都是国家政要 事实上是个安全部长 My guy was in State, the secretary as a matter of fact,
所以我经常出差 So I did a lot of traveling.
艾伦赛德已经离开大楼 我们叫他屁眼艾伦 "Ironside has left the building." we called him Iron ass.
当然不是当着他的面 Not to his face, of course.
也不是对着他的屁眼 Not to his ass, either!
他还算可以 私人保镖是年轻人干的 He was okay. Personal protection's a young man's game.
这味道非常棒 想尝尝吗 These are really good. You wanna try one?
是吗 里面有贝类吗 Yeah? Does that have shell food in it?
- 贝类 - 我对它过敏 - Shell food? - I got a sensitivity.
我会过敏性休克 I go into anaphylactic shock.
我的喉部会肿起来 接着就消下去 管他的 My larynx swells up and it closes... what the hell.
生活就是危险的 不是吗 Live dangerously, huh?
总不能一直戴着安全套吧 Can't always wear a condom, right?
说的对 可不能老是戴着 That's right! Not always!
我现在差不多就是管理人员了 Yeah. My job now is mostly administrative.
没有太多的外勤和私人保镖的事儿 Not so much pp, personal protection.
- 但我还是经常带着枪 - 我的天哪 - I do still carry the gun. - Oh, my god.
不是件大事儿 还没有开过火呢 No big deal. Never discharged it
干了这行20年 没有它反而觉得不安全了 In 20 years of service. Security blanket now.
我连想都没想过 当然 I don't even think about it. Of course,
你也不应该去想 You're not supposed to think about it.
当你要保护的人生命受到威胁 In a situation where your man is threatened,
职业素养就会本能介入 The training kicks in. It's muscle memory.
这就像是肌肉的记忆能力 是条件反射 Just like that. It's reflexes. It's...
十分了不得 要换着吃吗 Those are outrageous. You wanna swap?
没门 No way!
- 拿开 拿开 - 让我尝尝 - Go away. Go away. - Let me touch.
好吧 那清酒 Okay. Saki?
有着太多的权力争斗 There was a hell of a lot of political infighting
屁事不断 然后基本上 And petty, petty shit, and then basically
那老头掌握了盖博格的命门 The old man stepped on Geiberger's throat.
这地板不错 是加厚松木的吗 This is nice. Is this wide-plank pine?
差不多吧 Yeah. I guess so.
好吧 Yeah.
听着 琳达 开诚布公一下 Listen, Linda, full disclosure here.
没错 我没戴婚戒 但我已经结婚了 Yes, I am not wearing a wedding ring, but I am married.
18个月前我们同意分居时 I took the ring off about 18 months ago
我就摘掉了 When we agreed to separate,
我们同意有各自的生活 We agreed to disagree.
这大概是我们唯一可以达成一致之处了 That's about the only thing we ever agreed on.
谢谢你告诉我 哈利 我很感激 Well, thanks for telling me, Harry. I really appreciate it.
你要知道 完全坦诚是我的处世准则 You know, full transparency is my mo.
你不会半途而废吧 That's not gonna go off, is it?
我们换个房间来搞清楚吧 Well, let's get in the other room and find out.
太棒了 真令人兴奋 That's great. That's exciting.
是啊 他十分健谈 Yeah. He's very, very communicative.
容易接近 有幽默感 Very accessible. He has a sense of humor,
而且100%支持我的整形手术 And he agrees 100% about my surgeries.
- 那 - 他赞同我的臀部可以再小些 - Well... - He agrees my ass could be smaller.
当然 不是用那种刻薄的语气 I mean, not in a mean way.
是某种幽默 It comes from a place of humor.
那很好 That's good,
不过 琳达 你对他又了解多少呢 but, Linda, what do you really know about this guy?
我和你说了 他在财政部工作 I told you, he's in the treasury department.
不 我是说 But, no, I mean...
你要知道 他有可能是那种 You know, he could be one of these guys
整天网聊泡坛子的男人 That cruises the internet.
没错 我也是啊 Yeah, so am I.
这又怎么了 What's wrong with this?
不行 你不能穿这个 你得穿西装 No, you cannot wear that. You have to wear a suit.
你是说 回家去换衣服 You mean, go home and change?
当然 Yeah!
我打算骑自行车的 I was gonna ride my bike.
奥斯本•考克斯 Osborne Cox.
那么我猜 你就是那个敲诈人了 And you, I take it, are Mr. Black.
是的 Yes, I am.
你带钱来了 You have the money?
5万美金 $50, 000.
那是我们谈好的 奥斯本•考克斯 That's what was agreed upon, Osborne Cox.
好了 让我和你把话说清楚 敲诈人 All right. Let me explain something to you, Mr. Black.
你知道我是谁 我也知道你 You know who I am, I know who you are.
或许吧 Perhaps,
但表象往往不是实情 But appearances can be deceptive.
是啊 Yeah.
你现在进行的是敲诈行为 What you're engaged in is blackmail.
这是重罪 That is a felony.
这是第一点 That's for starters.
表象往往不是实情 Appearances can be deceptive.
我不过是一个心存善意 I am a mere good samaritan who...
第二 擅自传播 Secondly, the unauthorized dissemination
机密资料触犯了联邦法律 Of classified material is a federal crime.
如果你实施了你所提及的恐吓行径 If you ever carried out your proposed threat,
你会承担极其严重的后果 You would experience such a shit storm of consequences
我的朋友 My friend,
你那空无一物的小脑袋就会转的 That your empty little head would be spinning
比你后面诗音自行车的轮子还快 Faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there.
你以为那是诗音牌的 You think that's a Schwinn.
现在快他妈的把那张磁盘或是CD Now give me the fucking floppy or the CD
还是什么狗屁东西给我 Or whatever the fuck it is...
只要你把钱交出来 老龟头 As soon as you give us the money, dickwad!
混蛋 You fuck!
给我 操 Give it to me, fuck!
- 去你的 - 我知道你是谁 混蛋 - You fucker. - I know who you are, fucker!
你才混蛋 You're the fucker!
- 钱呢 - 他居然打我 - Where's the money? - He hit me!
钱在哪儿 Where's the money?
他没给我 He didn't give it to me.
上车 快上车 For... get in the car. Get in the car.
你要干吗 见鬼 What are you doing? Shit!
混蛋 你疯了 Fuck it! Fuck! Fucking lunatic!
你个弱智 You fucking morons!
龟头男 Dick!
- 这能让他好好想想 - 是啊 - That'll give him something to think about. - Yeah.
- 我就知道会这样 - 等等 我们得回去 - I knew this would happen. - Wait. Wait! We gotta go back!
- 我的自行车 - 执行B计划 - My bike! - It's on to plan B.
我只用了一把科里普托尼锁 That's just a Kryptonite lock.
这种垃圾锁用笔芯就能撬开 You can open those fuckers with a bic pen!
有些人啊 Some people.
这是哪儿 What is this?
俄国大使馆 Russian embassy.
我告诉过克拉普托金先生我有可能过来 I told Mr. Krapotkin I might be stopping by.
这有洗手间吗 Is there a men's room?
女士 你搞错了 Madam, you are mistaken.
我是文化专员助理 I am assistant cultural attach
在贵国境内是不允许国家级安全机构 The organs of State security are not allowed to function
有任何行动的 Within the borders of your country.
机构 Organs?
是的 Yes.
但如果我掌握的高度机密 But what if I had, say, secrets of a highly...
或许会使你们有些兴趣 Secrets that might interest the organs of the...
是什么 Yes?
先试试口味 That's just a taste.
- 我能问资料来源吗 - 不能 - May I ask the source of this material? - No, you may not.
- 他来自高层 - 查德 - He's very high up. - Chad!
怎么了 我只是说他官衔很高 What? I'm just saying he's high up.
用一般电脑还是苹果机 PC or MAC?
- 一般电脑 - 一般电脑 - PC. - PC.
请稍等 Could you wait, please?
我还有约呢 I do have a date.
鱼上钩了 The fish has bitten.
是啊 他貌似像那么回事儿 Yeah, he seems cool.
查德 Chad.
你们能跟我过来下吗 Could you accompany me, please?
还有更多的资料 There is more material?
多的是 There's a lot more.
但我们想先拿到报酬 But we want to be paid first.
你们难道没有思想吗 You are not ideological?
我不觉得 I don't think so.
听着 我还有约呢 所以 Look, I have a date, so...
约会 Date.
- 要入会的人排成排 成堆的毛巾 - 抱歉 泰德 - A line to check in, towels piling up. - I'm sorry, Ted.
马纳罗像个疯子一样的东奔西跑 And Manolo running around like crazy.
你鼻子怎么了 What happened to your nose?
这在 健康体魄 是不允许的 This is not acceptable at Hard bodies.
你们俩知道的更清楚 You two know better than that.
是 泰德 我很抱歉 Yes, we do, Ted. I'm really sorry.
这是绝没有理由的 This is no way...
实在是无法避免 泰德 但绝不会再发生了 It was unavoidable, Ted. It won't happen again.
但你还是不说到底怎么回事 But you won't tell me what's going on.
我们没法说 No, we can't.
我知道这确实很糟 泰德 I know this is really terrible, Ted,
但我得走了 我还有约 But I have to go. I have a date.
你变了 琳达 You're changing, Linda.
真悲哀 It's very sad.
这就我看来 Which, to my mind,
更有理由去惩罚奥奇 Is all the more reason to lower the boom on Ozzie.
这就是你的态度 Is that it? "mmm-hmm"?
我在想现在是否是一个恰当的时机 I'm wondering if it's the right time and...
这当然是个恰当的时机 Well, of course it's the right time.
哪里不合适了 Why wouldn't it be the right time?
- 你觉得怕了 - 没有 - Does this threaten you? - No.
你我之间坚如磐石 You and me, we're rock solid.
只是 我想因此我们可以更大度一些 It's just, I think that's why we can afford to be big.
我们可以想想奥奇 是否应给他一个机会 We can think about Ozzie and whether we give him a chance to
让他在你河东狮吼之前 Get himself together a little bit,
自己先调整一下 Before you hammer the hell out of him.
- 你就这么看我 河东狮吼 - 当然不是 - Is that how you see me? hammering him? - Of course not...
- 但你刚才说了 - 是啊 - No, but that was your word. - Yeah.
- 我没有吼他 - 当然没有 听着 - I don't hammer. - No, of course not. Listen,
我和他并不是什么朋友 你知道的 I'm no friend of the guy, you know that.
我觉得他就是一个自大的怪胎 I think he's an arrogant little geek.
但你知道 我们还有的是时间 But, you know, we have all the time in the world,
而他刚刚失业 And he just lost his job.
他那不是失业 是他自己不干了 He didn't lose it. He quit.
对 多数人说自己辞职 其实是被解雇 Yeah, well, most of the people in this town who quit, were fired.
我很同情他 I feel sorry for him,
我想如果他没有感到走投无路 And I think he'll be a lot easier to
会更容易应付的多 Deal with if he doesn't feel cornered.
或许 我们一直在讨论奥奇 而不是你 Maybe. Just as long as we're talking about Ozzie here, not you.
我们当然是在说奥奇 Of course we're talking about Ozzie.
亲爱的 不管你想要什么我都会做的 我是爱你的 I'll do whatever you want, baby. I adore you.
- 去买单 - 好的 - You get the check. - Okay.
是 什么事 Yeah. Yes.
他的大便里有血 Is there blood in his stool?
稍等 我这就回家 Later. I'm running home.
我爱你 亲爱的 I love you, baby.
奥奇 Ozzie?
该死的 奥奇 你把这车怎么了 God damn it, Ozzie, what have you done to the car?
好吧 好吧 All right. All right.
天啊 我真的晚了吗 Oh, my god, am I really late?
没有 还有5分钟才开始呢 No, no. It doesn't start for five minutes.
这电影你还没看过对吧 You haven't seen this yet, have you?
这个 没有 没看过 This one, no. No, I have not.
听说很棒的 I hear it's terrific.
太好了 Great.
我们已经再三反复说过了 We've been over and over and over this.
开始你说你无法负责任 然后 First you say you can't commit, and then...
你能先从那儿下来吗 Would you come down from there?
抱歉有些脏乱 我前妻正要搬出去 Pardon our dust, the ex is in the process of moving out.
- 我告诉她要尽快 可是 - 理解 - I told her to expedite things, but... - Yeah.
你知道 你得试着表现得像个成人 Yeah, you know, you try to act like an adult.
这向来不容易 Well, it's never easy.
你要下楼看看吗 你喜欢惊喜吗 You wanna come downstairs? You like surprises?
我向来喜欢新奇的体验 Well, I'm always open to new experiences.
告诉你 我从一本男士杂志广告上看到 I gotta tell you, I saw an ad for this in a gentleman's magazine,
要1200块 1,200 bucks.
1200块 我看着这东西就想 1,200 bucks. I'm looking at this thing and I think,
天啊 你一定在开玩笑 我可是沉迷此道 "Jesus, you gotta be kidding me. I'm a hobbyist.
这东西不过就是个高速铁轨 "This thing's basically nothing but speed-rail."
我觉得去家得宝商场 I figure I'd go down to home depot
自己花100块钱就可以装起来 And whip this up myself for 100 bucks.
- 到底是什么 - 是什么 - What is it? - What is it?
你坐在那儿 舒适放松 You sit down there, make yourself comfortable,
把脚踩在脚蹬上 然后 Put your feet in the stirrups and...
天啊 Oh, my god!
太棒了 That's fantastic!
不错吧 总共100块 Something, isn't it? 100 bucks all in.
不包含我的劳动力和这个假阳具的费用 Not counting my labor and the cost of the dildo.
那些东西就太贵了 Those things aren't cheap.
看 就缺那个 我没法浇塑硬橡胶 See, I lack that. I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.
俄国人 俄国人 The Russians? The Russians?
俄国大使馆 没错 The Russian embassy, yeah.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
那家伙可不难跟踪 你知道的 Hey, the guy was not hard to follow, as you know.
他们为什么去俄国人那儿 Why the fuck would they go to the russians?
为什么 Why the fuck?
抱歉 谢谢 哈尔 I'm sorry. Thank you, Hal.
没什么 Hey. No problem.
听着 奥奇 不是我这个老间谍喜欢猜疑 Look, Ozzie, I hate to be the paranoid old spook,
但那两个家伙貌似对你很感兴趣 But those two guys seem very interested in you.
你和我没怎么暧昧吧 奥奇 You haven't gone poofy on me, have you, Oz?
有什么事吗 Can I help you?
很抱歉我盯着你看 I'm sorry if I was staring,
但你很面熟 But your face looks familiar.
普林斯顿大学 73届的 It's Princeton? '73?
是啊 Yeah.
我忘了你名字了 I can't remember your name.
奥斯本•考克斯 Osborne Cox.
我觉得就是 I thought so.
见证 送达 Served and witnessed.
祝你晚上愉快 You have a real nice evening.
这是什么 What the fuck?
见鬼 真他妈的 Fuck! What the fuck?
见鬼 Fuck! Fucking...
为什么你要告诉他我们还能弄到更多情报 Why did you tell him we could get more stuff?
或许我们真能 Well, maybe we can.
那都是马纳罗发现的 所有的就那些了 That's all manolo found. That was everything.
怎么 难道我们要告诉马纳罗 What, are we gonna tell manolo
让他在衣柜地板上搜出更多的间谍内幕 To scoop some more secret spy shit off the locker floor?
- 怎么了 - 别在这儿冷嘲热讽的 也别那么消极 - what? - I don't like the snideness, nor the negativity.
- 抱歉 - 我正在想办法 - I'm sorry. - I'm just trying to work this thing.
如果我要重塑自我 就得做手术 If I'm gonna reinvent myself, I need these surgeries,
而这些手术是得花钱的 And these surgeries cost money.
- 这可不是什么娱乐游戏 - 抱歉 - And this is not just fun and games. - I'm sorry.
那我们就一起想办法 好吧 So let's figure this thing out, okay?
查德 你的浆果汁好了 Chad, your berry blast is ready.
我们知道他是谁 We know who he is.
是啊 奥斯本•考克斯 Right, Osborne Cox.
所以我们能找出他的住处 对不对 So we can find out where he lives, right?
- 差不多 - 你得换件西装 - I guess. - You should change into a suit.
- 为什么 - 这样在他家附近才不显眼 - Why? - So you don't stand out in his neighborhood.
- 这是最基本的 查德 - 他家附近 - There are certain elemental things, Chad. - His neighborhood?
是的 我们得撕掉商标 还有干洗店的标签 Yes. We should take out the labels. And the laundry marks.
干洗店的标签 Laundry marks?
这样可推诿抵赖 Deniability.
我摇我摇 Shake it down
我右摇摇 Shakes right
里程表是多少 What's the odometer say?
5英里 Five.
大概5英里还是接近5英里 我是说 About five or approximately five? I mean...
哈利 就是5英里 For fuck's sake, Harry, it's five miles.
5.2英里 5.2.
好了 我至少得跑5英里 Okay. I gotta do at least five.
5.2就好 Five and a deuce is okay.
你的精力还真让我惊叹 I'm amazed you have the energy.
开玩笑 把车停拐角 我们在后面继续干 You kidding? Pull around the corner And we'll do it in the back.
你真龌龊 You're so coarse.
不是 是车后座 不是后庭 No. Back of the car, not a rear entry situation.
混蛋 我要迟到了 Fuck! I'm late.
天啊 天啊 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
天啊 真见鬼 Oh, my god. What the fuck?
见鬼 What the fuck?
真见鬼 什么也没有 What the fuck? Nothing?
混蛋 Oh, my fuck.
我杀了个间谍 I killed a fucking spook.
你在这干什么 你个混蛋 你 What the fuck are you doing here, You fucker? You...
奥尔森 什么事 Olson, what's up?
帕尔默 什么事 Palmer, what's up?
还不确定 长官 但很糟糕 Not quite certain, sir, but it's messy.
考利玛•图说他们有些关于我们的前分析员 Kolyma Two tells us they have computer files
奥斯本•考克斯的电脑资料 From an ex-analyst of mine, Osborne Cox.
考利玛•图 Kolyma Two?
我们在俄国大使馆的人 Our man in the Russian embassy.
是由一个女人带去的 They were brought in to them by a woman...
俄国人吗 The Russians?
是的 是一个叫琳达•利兹的女人带去的 Yeah. It was brought in by a woman named Linda Litzke,
她正和一个叫哈利•法瑞尔的交往 An associate of a guy named Harry Pfarrer.
档案里是他们的照片 Picture's in the file, with Pfarrer's.
- 俄国人 - 是的 - The Russians? - Yeah.
那谁是法瑞尔 And who's Pfarrer?
一个财政部的家伙 正和考克斯的老婆打的火热 Treasury guy who has been screwing Mrs. Cox.
所以他们才能拿到这些资料 That must be how they got the files.
也许奥奇知道这些事儿 Or maybe Ozzie knows about them.
他们似乎都在一起淫乱的 They all seem to be sleeping with each other.
好了 说重点 All right. Spare me.
是 长官 但这个财政部的家伙 Yes, sir, but this treasury guy,
情况变的有点复杂 It's become complicated.
他刚在奥奇家里打死了一个人 He just shot somebody in Ozzie's house.
杀了你的分析员 Shot your analyst?
不 奥奇当时不在 No, Ozzie wasn't there.
我们负责监视的人听到一声枪响 Our man surveiling hears a gunshot,
看见他把什么东西丟进了 Sees the guy wrestle something
他的后备箱 然后跟着他 Into his car. Follows him.
发现他把尸体丟进了切萨皮克湾 He dumps a body in the chesapeake bay.
他为什么这么做 Well, what'd he do that for?
不知道 长官 Don't know, sir.
天啊 把尸体钓上来了吗 For christ sake, did anyone fish the body out?
是俄国人还是美国人 And Russian? American?
不知道 身份无迹可查 Don't know. Scrubbed of ID.
- 那这个琳达 - 琳达•利兹 - And this Linda... - Linda Litzke.
对 她是财政部的 Yeah, she's treasury?
不是 No.
我们对她还不清楚 We're fuzzy on her.
所以我们不知道他们任何一人的动机 So we don't really know what anyone is after.
是的 长官 Not really, sir.
那这个分析员 前分析员 And this analyst, ex-analyst...
考克斯 Cox.
对 他的机密等级是多少 Yeah. What's his clearance level?
3级 Three.
好 那就没事 Okay, no biggie.
那目前 先监视每个人的举动 Just, for now, Just keep an eye on everyone, see what they do.
是 长官 我们会向FBI了解那具死尸的信息 Yes, sir. And we'll interface with the FBI on this dead body.
不 天啊 不 No! No. God, no.
我可不想那些白痴掺和进来 We don't want those idiots bumbling around in this.
把尸体烧了 处理掉 Burn the body. Get rid of it.
密切关注每个人的举动 And keep an eye on everyone, see what they do.
就当一切 我不知道 Report back to me when...
符合逻辑的时候 再向我报告 I don't know, when it makes sense.
（开始） Go!
（点地 抬腿 抬腿 再点地） And tap. Up, up and tap!
（抬腿 抬腿 再点地） Up, up and tap.
我更强 我更壮 I'm bigger. I'm bigger.
我无比强大 I'm bigger than ever.
我更强 我回来 我更棒 我回来 I'm bigger. I'm back. I'm better. I'm back.
我回来 Than ever. I'm back.
我回来了 You fuckers, I'm back.
琳达 你没事吧 Linda. You okay?
我没事 泰德 很抱歉 Yeah, I'm fine, Ted. I'm sorry.
- 你看起来可不怎么好 - 没有 我 - You don't look fine. - No, no, I'm...
你又不愿跟我说怎么回事 But you won't tell me what's wrong.
你从没接受过我 琳达 You never let me in, Linda.
我知道你是好人 我只是 I know you're trustworthy. I just...
我不想殃及无辜 我的意思是 I don't want to endanger other people. I mean...
这是我自己选择的 不是 This is the path that I've chosen. It's not...
你得跟我划清界限 就像 防火墙 You have to isolate, you know, a firewall.
我不知道该怎么想 Well, I don't know what to think.
你们周五都翘班了 You both go awol on Friday.
查德今天也没有要来的样子 And today Chad doesn't even bother to come in at all.
- 我知道 泰德 - 我不能这样经营健身房 - I know, Ted. - I can't run a gym this way.
- 我知道 泰德 - 我要炒他的鱿鱼 - I know, Ted. - I'm going to have to fire him.
- 别 别 泰德 - 什么 - No, no, no. Ted, just... - What?
给我24小时 Give me 24 hours!
- 干吗 - 我也不知道 就给我24小时吧 - To what? - I don't know. Just give me 24 hours!
- 琳达 - 就给我24小时 我去搞定 - Linda... - Just give me 24 hours to solve this thing.
琳达 告诉你 Linda, I have to tell you.
刚才有个男人来打听你 A man was in here earlier, asking about you.
你是不是遇到什么麻烦了 Are you in some kind of trouble?
查德是不是在躲什么 Is Chad running away from something?
我们知道自己在干什么 泰德 我问你 We know what we're doing, Ted. Let me ask you this,
刚那个男人知道我的名字吗 Did he know my name?
知道 他在问你的情况 Well, yes, he was asking about you.
就业经历等等 真是个混蛋 Employment history, etcetera. Real jerk.
我告诉他弄丢了 I told him to get lost.
谢谢你 泰德 Thank you, Ted.
我们不想把这些透露个人信息 Well, we just don't give that out at Hardbodies.
琳达 克拉普托金先生的电话 2号线 Linda, a Mr. Krapotkin on line two.
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
是克拉普托金先生吗 Mr. Krapotkin?
- 是琳达吗 - 是的 - This Linda? - Yes?
我是兰克•拉普托金 Yes, this is Llan Krapotkin,
来自俄罗斯大使馆 in the Russian embassy, returning your call.
对 等一下 抱歉 泰德 这是私人电话 Yes, yes! Hang on. I'm sorry, Ted. This is private.
- 克拉普托金先生 - 我在 - Mr. Krapotkin? - Yes?
这样安全吗 Is this a secure line?
- 克拉普托金先生 这样安全 - 你在开玩笑吗 - Mr. Krapotkin? Is this a secure... - Are you joking?
不 我很担心我的朋友 查德 No! I'm very worried about my associate, you know, Chad.
- 你们抓了他吗 - 我们抓了他 - Do you have him? - Do we have him?
他 我不知道该怎么说 Is he... was he... well, I don't know what the term is.
他完了吗 Did he go over?
我不是很明白 他没在健身房吗 I don't understand. Is he not at Hard bodies?
我能来和你面谈一下吗 No. Look, could I come in and discuss this?
我现在很忙 I'm very busy at the moment.
我不管 我这就来了 I'm coming anyway.
你看起来有心事 You seem distracted.
有吗 Do I?
很不专心 这几天都是 Very distracted. The last few days.
工作上的事而已 Work.
你胡萝卜还没切够吗 You think that might be enough carrots?
什么 What?
做沙拉已经够了 For the salad.
你真是一个消极的人 You know, you really are a negative person.
什么 What?
为了保持乐观 I've tried to ignore it,
我一直假装看不见 To remain upbeat.
哈利 别说傻话了 Harry, stop the foolishness.
- 别说傻话了 - 对 放规矩点 - Stop the foolishness? - Yes, and behave.
我不是你的那些粗鲁肮脏的朋友 You are not speaking to one of your "shithole buddies."
喂 Hello.
亲爱的 能听见你的声音真是太好了 Honey, it's so good to hear your voice.
怎么了 哈利 Is something wrong, Harry?
没事 有事 你能回来吗 我需要你 No. Yeah. Can you come home? Baby needs you.
你回来吧 好吗 Can you please come home?
哈利 不行啊 行程都是安排好的 Harry, you know I can't just leave the book tour.
我给你看我为你做的礼物 刚完成 I can show you your present. It's finished.
哈利 我不能就这样走了 还有两天的行程 Harry, I can't just leave. There are two days left.
我还在西雅图 There's still seattle.
好吧 Yeah.
我爱你 哈利 I love you, Harry.
我也爱你 Yeah. I love you, too.
混蛋 Hey! Fucker!
混蛋 Fucker!
你给谁做事的 Who do you work for?
你是谁 你是谁 Who are you? Who are you?
你给谁做事 中央情报局还是国家安全局 Who do you work for? CIA? NSC?
- 塔迟曼•玛什 - 什么 - Tuchman Marsh! - What?
- 塔迟曼•玛什 - 塔迟曼•玛什 - Tuchman Marsh. - Tuchman Marsh?
是的 Yes.
你叫塔迟曼•玛什 Your name is Tuchman Marsh?
塔迟曼•玛什的霍普特曼•罗迪诺 Tuchman Marsh Hauptman Rodino!
- 我为他们做事 - 你为塔迟曼•玛什做事? - I work for them! - You work for Tuchman Marsh.
是的 Yes!
律师事务所吗 Is that a law firm?
不 是一个摇滚乐队 是 是律师事务所 No, a rock band. Yes, it's a law firm.
你干吗跟踪我 Well, why are you following me?
因为离婚的事儿啊 笨蛋 Divorce action, numb nuts!
是我妻子雇你的 My wife hired you?
不 你妻子找到塔迟曼•玛什 塔迟曼•玛什雇了我 No. Your wife hired Tuchman Marsh. Tuchman Marsh hired me.
我为塔迟曼•玛什做事 I work for Tuchman Marsh.
桑迪 Sandy.
天哪 成熟点儿吧 每个人都会遇到的 Jesus. Grow up, man. It happens to everybody.
在第3天的午夜 "And at midnight of the third day,
警官刚刚枕着手睡着 "Even the sergeant at arms fell asleep.
就在这时候 "And it was just then,
奥利弗打了个喷嚏 at that very moment, that Oliver sneezed."
我们能否 抱歉打断一下 Can we just... I'm sorry to interrupt.
你得让电视前的大伙儿看看这张插图 You have to let the folks at home see this illustration.
大家都看到了吗 Can we just get a shot of that?
这里 就是这里 There, there it is.
这就是奥利弗打断提案的一幕 It's Oliver interrupting the filibuster with...
- 太棒了 - 太棒了 - That's wonderful. - It's wonderful.
这本书就是《议事程序奥利弗》 The book is Point Of Order Oliver!
出自天才作家桑德拉•法瑞尔 And the talented author is Sandra Pfarrer.
接下来她会继续为大家呈现精彩表演 She'll stay with us for our next segment
给我们介绍苏丹的沙拉 When we meet the Sultan of salad.
而第二部分 And then it's part two of
是由德莫特•马尔罗尼为大家带来特别采访 our very special interview with Dermot Mulroney.
别换台哦 So keep it where it is.
那真不切实际 我们不确信能否通过 That was way out of line. We were so unbelievably clear with them,
- 这只是奥利弗警官 - 很好啊 - "It's just an Oliver segment." - That's fine.
- 戴尔和科尼真是俩傻逼 - 很好 - Del and Connie are such putzes. - That's fine.
谢谢 就这样 Thank you, we're done.
那好吧 真好 Well, okay, great.
我以为没完没了呢 I thought that would never end.
我也是 Me, too.
让我把妆卸了 Let me get this crap off my face.
见鬼 What the fuck?
女士 有什么可以帮您的吗 Yes, Madam. Can we help you?
你们这是什么山寨大使馆 What kind of Mickey Mouse embassy are you running, anyway?
我已经等了45分钟了 I've been waiting for 45 minutes!
很抱歉 夫人 有点急事耽搁了 I'm so sorry, Ma'am. An urgent matter.
查德已经失踪48小时了 Well, maybe this is an urgent matter,
这才是急事吧 Since, you know, Chad's been missing for 48 hours.
我不知道查德先生的下落 夫人 I do not know the whereabouts of Mr. Chad, Madam.
他被带走的时候正在为你们收集情报 He was gathering information for you when he was taken.
我们对所谓的 情报 不感兴趣 那根本不重要 We're not interested in such information. It was dribble.
不重要 Dribble?
想拿回您的光盘吗 夫人 Would you like your disk back, Madam?
不重要 Dribble?
你们等着瞧吧 听着 克拉普托金先生 I will give you dribble. You listen to me, Mr. Krapotkin.
我是一个美国公民 I am a US citizen,
我不会接受你这种态度的 And I will not take this kind of treatment.
我的账单由于余额不足被退回来了 My check was returned for insufficient funds.
不是 不是 女士 No. No, no, Ma'am. No.
账户里还有至少40000块呢 There're over $40, 000 in that account.
根本没有透支 The account is not overdrawn.
什么时候 When?
但是她有什么权利这样做 But how could she have access with...
那我们的储蓄 What about our savings...
那我的储蓄账户呢 What about my savings account?
不 抱歉 我不知道账号 No. No, I'm sorry. I don't know the number to my savings account,
因为无论你信不信 我不会 Because believe it or not, I don't spend my entire day
整天坐着去背那该死的号码 Sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers
该死的账户号码 白痴 To my fucking bank accounts! Moron!
不行 不行 琳达 No way. No, no way. Whoa! No way, Linda.
- 不 - 我不能那样做 泰德 - No. - Well, I can't do it, Ted.
我对电脑一窍不通 I don't know anything about computers.
琳达 整件事都太疯狂了 Linda, this whole thing is crazy.
从一开始就很疯狂 你还想再来一次 It was crazy the first time, and you want to do it again?
闯进某人的房子 Break into the man's house?
你说俄罗斯人根本不想要这玩意儿 You said the Russians didn't even want this stuff.
不能在那一棵树上吊死啊 泰德 My world is bigger than that, Ted.
还有其他人呢 There are other people.
还有中国人呢 There are the Chinese.
琳达 那手术 Linda, these surgeries...
不是 这不关手术什么事 泰德 No. It's not about the surgeries, Ted!
我们可以用这个把查德赎回来 We can use this as leverage to get chad back.
把他赎回来是什么意思 What do you mean get him back?
对于国家来说 情报就是力量 泰德 醒醒吧 Information is power, Ted. Hello!
把他赎回来是什么意思 What do you mean get him back?
你不是不知道他在哪儿吗 You don't know where he is?
有人把他抓去了 泰德 我们可以用这个 Somebody has him, Ted. We can use this to...
如果你想找回失踪人员 你得报警 You call the police if you wanna get back missing people.
不行 不行 不行 I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it!
我不能那样做 You know I can't do that.
我们讨论是无关紧要的东西 泰德 We're operating off the map here, Ted.
关键是这高于警察能管的范围 This is higher than the police. It is higher than them.
- 琳达 我 - 我需要一个有作为的人 泰德 - Linda, I... - I need a can-do person, Ted!
我恨你的消极 恨你的托辞 I hate your negativity! I hate your reasons why not!
我恨你 我恨你 I hate you! I hate you!
你们营业到几时 What will it be?
早上7点到晚上7点 Seven and seven.
- 你好 - 我是哈利 - Hello? - It's Harry.
你觉得婚姻是 然后就 You think a marriage is... and then it's...
但是都一起经历了那么多风风雨雨 But this has all been a long time coming.
是吗 对吧 Was it? Well, yeah, right.
我只是太消沉了 I'm just depressed.
我要去做点运动 我都3天没跑步了 I gotta exercise. I haven't run in three days.
活动下筋骨 Butt crunches, anything.
我能在这里待一段时间吗 You think maybe I could stay here for a little while?
我的天 别 别 Oh, my god. No, no, no, no, no.
不能什么事都扯上我 It can't always come from me.
我没那么坚强 I'm not that strong!
你不是来帮我的 哈利 You are not here for me, Harry.
我需要一个有作为的人 你看你都蔫了 I need a can-do person! You're all defeated!
我知道查德是唯一敢做的人 Chad is the only can-do person I know,
- 现在他却不见了 不见了 - 对不起 宝贝 - And now he's gone. He's gone. - I'm sorry, baby.
我会好的 我会做得更好 I'll be good. I'll be better.
我只需要做点运动 I just gotta exercise.
你有跑步机之类的吗 查德他妈的是谁 Do you have a pedestrian path or something? Who the fuck is Chad?
他是我的朋友兼同事 He's my friend from work.
你能帮我找到他 You can help me find him.
你认识一些有权势的朋友 You know law enforcement people.
你可以打个电话 You could make a call.
- 非官方的那种 - 琳达 等等 - Unofficially. - Linda, hold on.
发生什么了 他叫什么来着 What happened? What's his name?
查德•菲尔德海默 他突然就消失了 Chad Feldheimer. And he just disappeared.
都2天了 没去工作也没在家 He hasn't been at work or at home for two days!
好吧 你知道他的社保卡号码吗 Okay. You know his social security number?
- 没有 我 - 好吧 - No! I... - Okay.
你最后一次看见他是在什么地方 Where was the last place you saw him?
我也不知道 他就那样消失了 No, I don't know. He just disappeared.
好像是街上的坚宝果汁店 现在他不见了 The Jamba Juice on K street. And now he's gone.
好吧 好吧 没事的 No. Okay. Now, okay, okay.
我们会找到你朋友的 小菜一碟 We're gonna find your little buddy. It's a piece of cake.
好吧 Okay.
小菜一碟 Piece of cake.
- 好 - 非常简单 - Okay. - Very easy.
张嘴 Open your mouth, open it.
按我说的做 快点 张嘴 Do as the doctor says. Come on, open your mouth.
快 张嘴 看这里 小朋友 Come on. Open your mouth. Now look here, young man.
照我说的做 You do as I say,
否则我让你妈妈先出去 or I'm gonna ask your mother to leave the doctor's room,
你和我一起解决一下这件事情 And you and I are gonna sort it out between us.
喂 我这儿有病人 Hello? I'm with a patient.
是那个从昨天看到现在的病人吗 And it's the same fucking patient she's been with since yesterday?
你告诉考克斯医生 我有新锁的钥匙了 You tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys.
在这儿 美女 Hey, there, sunshine.
- 你看起来好些了 - 对 - You seem better. - Yeah, well,
我早上偷偷去健身房锻炼了一小会儿 I snuck in a little gym time this morning.
我们昨晚上做的小运动没有搞垮我 And our exercise last night didn't hurt.
为什么 哈利 Why, Harry.
小子 我告诉你 我通过不断用头撞墙 Boy, I tell you. I'm through banging my head against the wall.
觉得我会开始做一些对自己有益的事情 I'm gonna start doing what's right for me.
我也相信 你确实该做点对自己有益的事 I believe that, also. I think you have to do what's right for you.
对 你知道 最近我受了点刺激 Yeah. Hell, yeah. you know, I had a shock recently,
我认识到生命是有限的 And I realized that life is not infinite and
没有人能不朽 that no one is immortal.
我认为保持积极乐观的态度很重要 I think that it's very important to maintain a positive attitude.
始终积极 始终热情 Always up, always ebullient.
不要为小事斤斤计较 Don't sweat the small stuff.
- 还有 都是小事 - 都是小事 - And it's all small stuff. - And it's all small stuff.
开开胃 Just for starters.
小子 Boy.
这是我们第一次见面的地方 记得吗 Why, this is where we first met, you remember?
当然记得 Of course I do.
很难确定生命中最重要的日子 直到你 And it's hard to know what the important days are until you...
我对自己说我不会变成一个妄想狂 Now, I told myself that I wasn't going to be paranoid,
那个家伙是不是一直在看我们 But is that guy looking at us?
不是的 No. uh-uh.
你打听到查德的消息了吗 Have you found out anything about chad?
暂时没有 No, nothing yet.
我打过几个电话 估计就快有消息了 I put in a couple of calls. It shouldn't take too long.
真的吗 Really?
对 现在的数据库可多呢 开玩笑啦 Yeah. There are so many databases now it's a joke.
我还在PP的时候 搜寻人的工作 Back when I was in PP, there was still an art
还是一门艺术 但现在不是了 To finding people. But not anymore.
现在用手机 Now with cell phones?
很快就能知道每个人去哪里了 I mean, pretty soon everybody's gonna know
知道你在任何时候去了哪里 任何时候 Where you are at any given moment, any given moment.
好吧 All right.
当你离开坚宝果汁店 When you left Jamba Juice,
查德有向你提到过他会去哪里吗 Did Chad give you any idea where he might be going?
- 我知道他要去哪里 - 你知道 - I know where he was going. - You do?
乔治城奥利弗街 奥利弗街160号 Georgetown. Olive street. 160 Olive street.
是一个叫奥斯本•考克斯住的地方 It's the residence of this guy, Osborne Cox.
你是谁 Who are you?
什么 What?
你是谁 是中央情报局的 Who are you? You CIA?
国家安全局的 你是个特工 NSA? You're military?
你为谁工作 Who do you work for?
你是谁 Who are you?
我只是琳达•利兹 I'm just Linda Litzke.
哈利 Harry!
天哪 For pete's sake.
你是我妻子的情人吗 And you are my wife's lover?
不是 No.
那你在这里干什么 Then what are you doing here?
我认识你 你就是健身房那个家伙 I know you. You're the guy from the gym.
我不是来展示身材 I'm not here representing Hard bodies.
对 我非常清楚你展示什么 Yes. I know very well what you represent.
你今天展示了一种很白痴的状态 You represent the idiocy of today.
我也不展示那个 I don't represent that, either.
对 你就是健身房那家伙 Yeah. You're the guy at the gym
我还向你打听过那个白痴女人 When I asked about that moronic woman.
她不是白痴 She's not a moron.
你和那个白痴女人是一伙的 You're in league with that moronic woman.
你是白痴团体里的一员 You're part of a league of morons.
不 不是 No. No.
是的 你看 你是其中一员 Yes. You see, you're one of the morons
我这一生都在和你们对抗 I've been fighting my whole life,
我这一辈子 但猜猜怎么了 My whole fucking life. But guess what.
今天 我赢了 Today, I win.
站住 Stop!
强盗 Intruder!
站住 强盗 站住 Stop! Intruder! Stop!
等等 等一下 Wait. Wait a minute.
财政部的那个家伙在哪里 法瑞尔 Where is the treasury guy? Pfarrer?
- 现在 - 现在 - Right now? - Right now.
他被拘留在华盛顿机场 He is in a detention room at Washington dulles.
为什么 Why?
他试图搭上去委内瑞拉的飞机 He was trying to board a flight to Venezuela.
名单上有他 海关就把他抓回来了 We had his name on a hot list. CBP pulled him in.
不知他为什么想去委内瑞拉 Don't know why he was trying to go to Venezuela.
你不知道 You don't know.
不知道 先生 No, sir.
我们在委内瑞拉无法引渡 We have no extradition with Venezuela.
那我们该把他怎样 So what should we do with him?
把他弄进下一班去委内瑞拉的飞机 For fuck's sake, put him on the next flight to Venezuela.
是的 先生 好 Yes, sir. Okay.
- 那么健身房经理死了 - 是的 先生 - Okay. So the gym manager is dead. - Yes, sir.
尸体 The body is...
不见了 先生 That's gone, sir.
好的 Okay.
但是还有一个 隐患 But there was a snag.
什么 What?
分析师考克斯袭击健身房的那个家伙的时候 This analyst, Cox, was attacking the gym guy.
是在光天化日之下 就在大街上 It was in broad daylight, on the street.
我们的人不知道怎样办好 Our man did not know what to do.
他好像不得不介入了 Felt he had to step in.
然后呢 Yes?
他 He...
他向分析师开枪了 他打了考克斯 He shot the analyst. He shot Cox.
好 很不错 那他死了吗 Good. Great. Is he dead?
没有 先生 他处于昏迷之中 No, sir. He's in a coma.
他们觉得他不行了 他们觉得 They don't think he's gonna make it. They don't think...
他们很肯定他脑死亡了 They're pretty sure that he has no brain function.
好 好 如果他醒来 就有我们好受的了 Okay. Okay. If he wakes up, we'll worry about it then.
天哪 见鬼 Jesus, what a cluster fuck.
那么后面就这样了 So, that's it then?
没有人会知道真实的一切 好吧 No one else really knows anything. okay.
先生 有一个 Well, sir, there is...
什么 What?
有一个女人 健身房那个女人 琳达•利兹 There is the woman, the gym woman, Linda Litzke.
操 天哪 她在哪里 Oh! Fuck, yeah. God! Where is she?
我们抓住她了 We picked her up. We have her.
抓住她了 抓来干吗 We have her? To do what with?
她说会跟我们合作 只要支付她一些 She says she'll play ball if we pay for some,
我知道听起来有些奇怪 一些外科手术费用 I know this sounds odd, some surgeries
她想要整容 That she wants, cosmetic surgery.
她说她会接受任何条件 She says she'll sit on everything.
多少钱 How much?
有一些程序 加在一起 There were several procedures. Altogether they...
- 给她 - 是的 先生 好的 - Pay it. - Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah.
我的天哪 Jesus fucking christ!
我们学到了什么 帕尔默 What do we learn, Palmer?
我不知道 先生 I don't know, sir.
我也不知道 I don't fucking know, either.
- 我想我们学到了下次不能再犯错 - 是的 先生 - I guess we learn not to do it again. - yes, sir.
我们都做了什么 I'm fucked if I know what we did.
是的 先生 这很难说 Yes, sir, it's hard to say.
我的天哪 Jesus fucking christ.