哦,男人。 Oh, man.
-我太兴奋了。-比平时还兴奋? - I am so wired. - More so than usual?
更多 Way more.
昨晚我做了一个百周年纪念的模型，还有嘉宾。 I made a model of centennial last night complete with guests.
我整晚没睡。 I stayed up all night.
我都计划好了，每个细节。 I've got the entire thing planned out, every detail.
你没睡? 你应该睡一觉。 You didn't sleep? You should have slept.
我是个怪胎，不是吗? I'm a freak, aren't I?
不，你只是太专注了。 No, you're just very... focused.
完全正确。你觉得我妈妈的红色缰绳怎么样? Exactly. So what do you think of my mom's red halter?
来参加今天的面试?有点淫荡。 For your interview today? It's a little slutty.
让我改述。你觉得布拉德会怎么看我妈妈的红色缰绳? Let me rephrase. What do you think Brad'll think of my mom's red halter?
我觉得布拉德的品味比这高。 I think Brad has better taste than that.
真的吗?好的，一会儿见。 Really? Okay, see you in a minute.
有牛奶吗? Got milk?
非常感谢。你是一个救星。 Thanks a lot. You're a lifesaver.
——欢迎你。-很抱歉。 - You're welcome. - Sorry about that.
羊奶。 It's goat's milk.
爸爸，把牛奶带回家。 Dad, bring the milk home.
来吧,爸爸。来吧。 Come on, Dad. Come on.
爸爸，我能帮你拿牛奶吗? Dad, can I take the milk off your hands?
-早上好，蔡斯-早上好，马里斯夫人。 - Good morning, Chase. - Good morning, Mrs. Maris.
妈妈，我能借你的红缰绳吗? Mom, can I borrow your red halter?
你能看看吗? Would you look at that?
他们明年就要去上大学了。 They'll be away at college next year.
时间过得真快。 Time flies.
仿佛就在昨天，他们还一起住在那间老树屋里。 Seems like only yesterday they were practically living together in that old tree house.
——爸爸,牛奶。——妈妈。 - Dad, milk. - Mom.
说真的，你俩以前什么事都在一起。 Seriously, you two used to do everything together.
发生了什么事? What happened?
初中发生了。 Junior high happened.
嘿! Hey!
嗨。你过得如何? Hi. How you doing?
——你好! - Hi!
醒醒吧，高时区。 Wake up, Time Zone High.
早上,汤姆。——早上,苏。 - Morning, Tom. - Morning, Sue.
头条新闻:百年纪念。只剩两个月了。 Our top story: Centennial. Only two months to go.
随着TZH成立100周年的临近，人们的兴奋之情与日俱增。-没错，苏。 And as the 100th anniversary of TZH approaches, - excitement mounts. - That's right, Sue.
让这种兴奋更上一层楼的是《醒醒吧，时区》特辑: And here to take that excitement up a notch is a "Wake Up, Time Zone" special:
纪念你的百年诞辰。 Centennial... your 100-year event.
再过六周，蒂莫西·佐宁创办蒂莫西·佐宁高中正好100年了。 In only six weeks, it will be exactly 100 years since Timothy Zonin founded Timothy Zonin High.
学生和校友都在准备一个难忘的百年纪念周。 And both students and alumni alike are preparing an unforgettable Centennial Week.
百年纪念委员会发言人尼科尔·马里斯期待一个巨大的十字路口我们的百年纪念盛会是为期一周的系列活动的高潮。 Centennial Committee spokesperson Nicole Maris expects a huge cro Our centennial bash is the culmination of a weeklong series of events.
这将是我们一生中最棒的一晚。 It's gonna be the greatest night of our lives.
这么大的东西一百年才出现一次。 Something this big only comes along once every hundred years.
我们在充分利用它，这样你也能充分利用它。 We're making the most of it so you can make the most of it.
高年级小品演得怎么样了? So, where are we on the senior class skit?
-我们要做雕塑吗?-是的，这是个好主意。 - Are we doing the sculpture idea? - Yes, it's a good idea.
妮可，剩下的预算怎么样了? Nicole, how's the rest of the budget looking?
- 16372美元……-很好，我们需要它。 - $16,372... - Good, we'll need it.
鲁珀特和我在做一笔大屏幕的交易。 Rupert and I are working on a deal for a jumbo screen.
——这是病了。-邀请的是家长还是校友? - It's sick. - Are parents invited or only alumni?
两者都有。传统。每个人的邀请。 Both. Tradition. Everyone's invited.
我们为什么又要这么做? Why are we doing this again?
-作为抗议。——抗议什么? - As a protest. - Of what?
——人,对吧?——羊。 - People, right? - Sheep.
检查,戴夫。我们这样做是为了抗议绵羊。 Check, Dave. We're doing this to protest sheep.
我们特别反对羊的哪一点? And what specifically about sheep do we object to?
——Chase。一般的羊群心态。 - Chase. - General herding mentality.
伙计，看看他们在下面。喝你的摩卡奇诺。 Man, look at 'em down there. Yeah, drink your mochaccinos.
跟着Céline迪翁一起唱。 Sing along to Céline Dion.
什么? What?
-怎么回事?! - What's going on?!
洒水装置。 Sprinklers.
你们。 You guys.
洒水装置。 Sprinklers.
——我们男人。-没问题。 - Us guys. - You got it.
——洒水装置。——没错。 - Sprinklers. - Exactly.
——我们这些家伙。——没错 - Us guys. - That's right.
洒水装置。 Sprinklers.
暂停使用 Suspension.
我已经死了。 I'm dead.
不是你,Ednasi。是这两个惯犯。 Not you, Ednasi. These two recidivists.
来吧。洒橙水的喷头 Come on. Sprinklers with orange water.
如果有什么要怪的，那就是学校精神 If anything's to blame, it's school spirit.
他是对的。学校精神就是罪魁祸首。 He's right. School spirit... there's your culprit.
你，把窗帘摘下来，站起来。 You, remove the shades, stand up.
-你也是，蔡斯。——我吗? - You, too, Chase. - Me?
我需要一个比较。 I need a comparison.
我总是忘记。 I always forget.
瞳孔应该更小还是更大? Are the pupils supposed to be smaller or bigger?
那要看情况了。 Well, that all depends.
我可以走了吗? Am I free to go?
我觉得你今天真的打动了他们。 I think that you really got through to them today.
当橙色的水洒在百年纪念委员会的桌子上时，我差点哭了，我笑得很厉害。 When the orange water hit the Centennial Committee table, I almost cried, I was laughing so hard.
但你从来不笑。 But you never laugh.
好吧，在心里 Well, it was on the inside.
——嗨,布莱德。-妮可，怎么了? - Hey, Brad. - Nicole, what's up?
你在干什么? What are you doing?
只是在等我爸爸。我们的月度会议。 Just waiting for my dad. Our monthly meeting.
你知道的，每四个星期五，四点保持联系。 You know, to keep in touch every fourth Friday, 4:00.
-至少计划是这样。——很好 - At least that's the plan. - That's cool.
你今天在电视上表现得很好，谈论百年纪念之类的。 You were really good on TV today, talking about centennial and all.
谢谢。 Thanks.
虽然工作量很大，但很值得。 Well, it's a lot of work, but it's worth it.
嘿，你想和我一起去鞋世界吗? Hey... do you wanna go to... down to Shoe World with me?
鞋的世界。 Shoe World.
我不能。我爸爸。 I can't. My dad.
但是他总是迟到。能帮我把薯条吃完吗? But he's always late. You wanna help me finish these fries?
我最好别碍事。 I'd better not get in the way.
我得为今晚的比赛买些新鞋。 I gotta pick up some new kicks for the game tonight.
好吧。好吧，我们在那儿见。 Okay. Well, I'll see you there.
你来了!-好极 You're coming! Right on.
老虎队暂停! It's a time-out for the Tigers!
为什么他还没问我? Why hasn't he asked me yet?
布拉德利的百年纪念日还有一个选择。 Well, there is one other option for Bradley's centennial date.
你说你对这整个地方的活动都不感兴趣，你会很乐意用吐司。 You said the whole provincial event barely registers on your radar, that you'd be happy to go with toast.
我说布拉德有吐司的魅力。 I said Brad has all the appeal of toast.
-有区别。-快看他 - There's a difference. - Come on, look at him.
是吗? Yeah?
我想说的是，这是一个过程。 All I'm saying is that there's a process.
当然，没有写下来，但我已经给出了所有合适的标志，布拉德知道规则。 Sure, it's not written down, but I have given all the appropriate signs, and Brad knows the rules.
看，这是指定戴夫。 Look, it's Designated Dave.
艾丽西娅，布拉德给我捎了个口信。 Alicia, I've got a message from Brad.
我能私下跟你谈谈吗? Can I talk to you for a second in private?
事实是，中国政府非常害怕达赖喇嘛，他们甚至宣布他的肖像为非法。 The fact of the matter is that the Chinese government is so afraid of the Dalai Lama, they actually outlawed his likeness.
雷，你什么时候能接手《醒醒，时区》开始真正的行动? So, Ray, when are you gonna take over "Wake Up, Time Zone" and get some real moves on?
都是学校精神的狗屁宣传。 It's all that school spirit bullshit propaganda.
随着百年纪念的临近，人们的兴奋之情与日俱增。 Excitement mounts as centennial nears.
雷是一个绘图家。 Ray is a plotter.
看着，你会看到的 Watch. You'll see.
总有一天我们会在教室里抬头一看，“醒醒吧，时区”会是……——活体解剖。 One day we're gonna look up in homeroom - and "Wake Up, Time Zone" will be... - Vivisection.
——完全彻底改变了。-嗨，我是Joshua Hill，来自ALF大学分会。 - Completely revolutionized. - Hi, I'm Joshua Hill, from the university's chapter of ALF.
-那是动物解放阵线——阿尔夫? - That's Animal Liberation Front. - Alf?
我想当你们看到我将要向你们展示的在我们学校的实验室里正在发生的事情时，你们就会明白为什么我们只占用你们几分钟的时间。 I think when you see what I'm about to show you what's going on in our laboratories right here on campus, you'll understand why we're taking just a few minutes of your time.
灯光 Lights.
“生物医学研究”…这是两个词的借口……-你准备好了吗?-蔡斯，我想看看 "Biomedical research"... that's the two-word excuse... - you ready to go, go, go? - Chase, I wanna see this.
当被问及实验室中发生的虐待事件时……防守! When asked about the abuses taking place in the laboratory... Defense! Defense! Defense!
塞尔登看起来没事，但这是老虎队的暂停。 Seldon appears to be okay, but it's a time-out for the Tigers.
-我希望他没有受伤。-我也是 - I hope he's not hurt. - Yeah, me, too.
我很激动地向大家报告布拉德实施了下一项计划。 I'm thrilled to report Brad's exercised the next element of protocol.
戴夫是个使者? Dave was an emissary?
他问我如果布拉德邀请你一起共度今晚你会不会同意。 He asked me if I thought if Brad asked you to share the evening and if you'd say yes.
- - - ?-所以我让他转告布拉德，你说过真正的男人工作时不用网。 - And? - And so I told him to tell Brad that you said that a real man works without a net.
——你什么?——放松。他都是你的。 - You what? - Relax. He's all yours.
社交名媛抢到了梦想的约会。 Scheming socialite snags dream date.
切斯，你非得这么近吗? Chase, do you have to get so close?
-越近越响!-这就是我想说的! - Closer is louder! - That's my point!
——我。-我们不能在上面说话。 - Mine, too. - We can't talk up there.
我们在车里聊天。 We talked in the car.
你有什么特别的想法吗? Is something in particular on your mind?
我只是不明白你明晚为什么不和我们一起去。 I just don't see why you won't come with us tomorrow night.
——阿尔夫?-别这样，这正是你的拿手好戏。 - To ALF? - Come on, it's right up your alley.
我已经告诉过你了。我不感兴趣。放弃。 I told you already. I'm not interested. Drop it.
你去吧，好吗?把这当自己的家。 Look, you go, okay? Knock yourself out.
我不明白你的意思。 I don't get you.
我是说，你半辈子都在拘留所抗议汉森或者那个便秘的打手……——指定打击。 I mean, you spend half your life in detention protesting Hanson - or the constipated hitter... - Designated hitter.
管他呢 Whatever.
但是当涉及到真正重要的事情时……什么? But when it comes to something really important... What?
你以为你是詹姆斯·迪恩吗，Chase You think you're so James Dean, Chase.
但这些所谓的反叛只是个笑话。 But all this so-called rebellion... it's a joke.
我们要分手了，不是吗? We're breaking up, aren't we?
我只是觉得我们的方向不一样。 I just think that we're headed in different directions.
仅此而已 That's all.
你嗑药了? Are you stoned?
你是认真的吗? Are you serious?
这是晚上9点 It's 9:00 p.m.
是的，就是这样。 yeah, so it is.
你一整天都没起床。 You didn't get out of bed all day.
那正确的问题应该是"儿子，你病了吗?" Then wouldn't the correct question be, "Son, are you ill?"
——是吗?——没有。 - Are you? - No.
你嗑药了? Are you stoned?
你可以告诉我。我很酷。 You could tell me, you know. I'd be cool.
我知道你会很酷的。 Yeah, I know you'd be cool.
那是什么意思? And what is that supposed to mean?
意思是我读过你的年鉴。 It means I've read your yearbook.
“穿过雾向前走。点燃蜡烛，开派对。 "Onward through the fog. Light up and party.
做爱，自由自在，我们是73届的" Have sex, be free, we're the class of '73."
你嗑药了? Are you stoned?
爸爸，直到你来到这里，看到黑光，感觉到齐柏林飞艇的海报，放心吧。 Dad, until you come in here and see a black light and felt Led Zeppelin poster, rest easy.
你保证? Promise?
我保证 Promise.
哈蒙德先生。 Mr. Hammond.
-哟，起床啦。-我们有约会。 - Yo, rise and shine. - We've got dates.
约会? Dates?
你在干什么? What are you doing?
如果保安要求，就过来做你的工作。 If security asks, just come over here and do your job.
妮可，恐怕我有些消息要告诉你。 Nicole, I'm afraid I've got some news.
是吗? Yeah?
阿多尼斯·乔克深深爱上了对手的精神领袖。 Adonis jock falls hard for rival spirit head.
翻译吗? Translation?
艾派克的啦啦队长，他上周在比赛中碰到的那个。 The cheerleader from Apex, the one he landed on last week in the game.
那个假装躲不开他的荡妇? The slut who pretended she couldn't get out of his way?
这是一个。他爱她。 That's the one. He loves her.
爱。就像我关心。 Love. Like I care.
等一下。 Wait a minute.
他要带谁去我们学校的百年纪念? Who's he taking to our school centennial?
那就是她。 That would be her.
我们在做什么? What are we doing?
我不知道。她发誓她会和朋友们在这里，你知道的，为了安全。 I don't know. She swore she'd be here with friends, you know, for safety.
她发誓吗?这小妞是谁? She swore? Who is this chick?
——女儿朱迪。-也许她得遛阿斯特罗。 - Daughter Judy. - Maybe she had to walk Astro.
女儿朱迪是她的网名。 Daughter Judy's her screen name.
我们一直在互相发邮件。她已经进入太空了。 We've been emailing each other. She's way into space.
-网络女孩很性感。-哦,是的。 - Cyber girls are hot. - Oh, yeah.
我从来没有吻过别的女孩。 I've never kissed another girl.
我从没在六年级时在滑板宫吻过Chase Hammond I've never kissed Chase Hammond at the Skate Palace in sixth grade.
Chase Hammond? 我从未用过需要电池的东西。 Chase Hammond? I never did it with anything requiring batteries.
好了，够了。 All right, that's enough.
——要走了。——什么? 等等 - Gotta go. - What? Wait, wait.
我还以为你今年不会玩"顺风车"呢。 I thought you weren't gonna do that "safe ride" shit this year.
哥们，大学看重的是课外活动。 Dude, colleges look at extracurricular activities, man.
戴夫,你在。那不是你这么做的原因。 Dave, you're in. That's not why you do it.
-哦,是吗?那么为什么呢?-你想知道为什么吗? - Oh, yeah? Then why? - You wanna know why?
这和你当篮球队经理的原因是一样的…你想成为他们中的一员。 It's the same reason you're the manager of the basketball team... you wanna be one of them.
这个“他们”是谁?喝得醉得不能开车的人? Who is this "them"? People too drunk to drive?
你和你的两个好朋友在等女孩，其中一个很可能是莱娅公主，你想离开，好让某个运动员拍拍你的头。 You're with your two best friends waiting for girls, one of them quite possibly Princess Leia, and you wanna leave so that some jock will pat you on the head.
我走了。 I'm going.
你要知道现在有一半的人都相信你在一家绅士夜总会做兼职。 You should know that half the party now believes you have a part-time job at a gentlemen's cabaret.
好像很重要似的。开车送我回家。 Like it matters. Drive me home.
你在开玩笑吧。 You gotta be kidding.
吐在我的皮革内饰上?我会照顾好你的车 Puke on my leather interior? I got your ride taken care of.
——这里。-白马王子是个混蛋。 - This way. - Prince Charming is a dick.
把青蛙带来。 Bring on the frogs.
呱呱! Ribbit!
你叫我安全搭车? You called for a safe ride?
好了，小心你的头。 Okay, watch your head.
这是我在《条子》里学的。" I learned that on "Cops."
你知道她住哪儿吗? you know where she lives?
我想我能找到。 I think I can find it.
指定戴夫，还能再坐一个人吗? Yo, Designated Dave, you got room for one more, man?
确定。 Sure.
也许我们可以给你来点薯条。 Hey, perhaps we could get you some fries with that.
是的。薯条，可乐和…来杯奶昔怎么样? Yeah. Fries, a Coke and... What about a milk shake?
给自己准备一份快乐套餐。 Get yourself a Happy Meal.
女孩在后座得到了双面男孩。 Girl gets two-faced boy in back seat.
暴力的预期。 Violence anticipated.
这是有规矩的，你知道吗? There are rules, you know?
——规则?——规则。 - Rules? - Rules.
什么规则?——老年人规则! - What rules? - Seniors rule!
如果你不打算贯彻你的提议，你不会派指定戴夫去问我是否愿意和你一起去。 You don't send Designated Dave to ask if I'll go with you if you don't plan on following through with the offer.
我本来打算这么做的。我本来打算这么做的。 I was going to. I was going to.
只是……——他只是……- - - - - -闭嘴! It's just that... - He just... - Shut up!
我不知道。…我坠入了爱河。 I don't know. I... I fell in love.
所以我听到。 So I heard.
高中的爱情是傻瓜才有的，布拉德，你没听说吗? High school love is for saps, Brad, or haven't you heard?
现在只剩我一个人在尴尬和疏离中独自一人去参加我们人生中最重要的一个夜晚? Now I'm left alone with the embarrassment and alienation of having to go stag to one of the biggest nights of our lives?
不太可能。我还是不去的好。 Not very likely. I might as well skip it.
把那东西关掉，不然我就揍你一顿! Turn that thing off or I'm gonna go Sean young on your ass!
我想她指的是西恩·潘。 I think she means Sean Penn.
这很好。肖恩·杨让我害怕。 That's good. Sean young scares me.
尽情狂欢吧，小丑们。 Yuck it up, clowns.
是啊，如果你喜欢我的羞辱，周一在时区的比赛应该是真正的"狂欢" Yeah, if you enjoy my humiliation, Monday at Time Zone should be a real "hootenin."
这是乡间音乐。 It's hootenanny.
我很抱歉。看,我…… I'm sorry. Look, I...
你能让我在这下车吗? Hey, can you just drop me off here?
但我们离你家还有几个街区。 But we're still a couple blocks away from your house.
你听到了。 You heard the man.
-好的，再见，孟。-上帝保佑 - Okay, bye, meng. - Vaya con dios.
——再见,Chase。妮可,等等 - Later, Chase. - Nicole, wait.
如果你妈妈醒着，她会看穿迪恩·马丁的伪装。 If your mom's awake, she's gonna see right through that Dean Martin impression.
我从后面偷偷地带你过去。 I'll sneak you through the back.
什么? What?
她的车不在这里。 Her car's not here.
她不在家。 She's not home.
好吧,再见。 Okay, bye.
-白痴。 - Moron.
一边眉毛。带上Georgia Ann Warner One eyebrow. Taking Georgia Ann Warner.
健康状况不佳。带走苏 Failed health. Taking Sue.
带走 Dee Vine Taking Dee Vine.
自称处女终结者 Refers to himself as the de-virginator.
放弃吧，笨蛋。 Give it up, bonehead.
莱娅公主不来了。 Princess Leia ain't coming.
带我去百周年纪念，蔡斯。 Take me to centennial, Chase.
妮可? Nicole?
-你怎么知道这个号码的?-我记得。 - How'd you get this number? - I remembered it.
带我吗? Take me?
——你喝醉了。——我绝望。 - You're drunk. - I'm desperate.
既然你这么说了。 Well, when you put it that way.
你没有被冒犯，所以别装了。 You're not offended, so don't pretend to be.
我猜……你很感兴趣。 My guess... you're intrigued.
——我?-有消息说达尔西把你甩了 - I am? - Word's out, Dulcie dropped you.
——是的,嗯…-你大概知道我的感受。 - Yeah, well... - Well, you have a tiny idea how I feel.
听着，我知道你可能根本不在乎百周年纪念或者我，没关系，但从周一开始，我在时区会被当成有史以来最大的失败者对待。 Look, I know you probably don't give a damn about the centennial or me, and that's fine, but starting Monday, I'm gonna be treated like the biggest loser ever at Time Zone.
那些假装同情我的女孩会在我背后嘲笑我的。 The same girls dishing out fake sympathy will be laughing behind my back.
他们中的一些人会出于同情而试图陷害我，但我知道每次我走进房间突然安静下来时，他们只是在谈论我的重大失败。 Some of them will try to set me up out of pity, but I'll know every time I walk in a room and it gets suddenly quiet, they were just talking about my monumental failure.
我们可以让彼此免于耻辱。 We can save each other from disgrace.
彼此?我有什么好处? Each other? What's in it for me?
如果你一定要问，那说明你没你想的那么聪明。 If you have to ask, you're not as smart as you think you are.
你得好好考虑一下，再来找我。 You need to sleep on it, get back to me.
嘿,这是达尔西。 Hey, it's Dulcie.
如果你想让我给你回电话，那就从三方面说明高中的糟糕。 If you want me to get back to you, leave three ways that high school sucks.
对同性恋的憎恶很猖獗，没有为辩论队准备的动员大会，这就导致了更大的问题，我敢肯定，动员大会具有高度法西斯主义的本质，演讲，敬礼横幅。 There's the rampant homophobia, no pep rallies for the debate team, which leads to the greater issue, I'm sure, of the highly fascist nature of pep rallies in general, speeches, saluting banners.
我想你明白我的意思了。 I think you see where I'm going with this.
最后，这很糟糕，因为当你和某人分手时，你无法摆脱他们，每天看到他们会让你难受。 And finally, it sucks because when you break up with someone, you can't escape them, and it kills you to see them every day.
达尔西，今晚打给我。 Dulcie, call me tonight.
我不在乎什么时候…… I don't care what time...
让我们商定一个容易解决的条款。 Let's agree on an easy-out clause.
很明显。 Obviously.
我们不能半途而废。 We can't do this halfway.
你知道，如果我们想让人们买，那就得让人感觉很真实。 You know, if we expect people to buy it, it's gotta feel real through and through.
这是有意义的。 That makes sense.
如果你真想把达尔西救回来，就得采取严厉措施。 If you really wanna get Dulcie back, it's gonna require some severe measures.
什么叫”严重” Define "severe."
首先，你不能穿你所有的衣服。 To start, you can't wear anything you own.
可能不会。 Probably not.
不是,…我们得帮你清理干净。 Not and... we need to clean you up.
我们谈的是什么? How up are we talking about?
听着，奇斯，要想产生影响，你就得走极端。 Listen, Chase, to make an impact, you have to go to extremes.
让我们做它。 Let's do it.
漂亮的帽子。 Nice hat.
来吧! Come on!
嗨，欢迎来到Gap。 Hi, welcome to the Gap.
——妮可?——嗨,雷。 - Nicole? - Hey, Ray.
嘿。听着，我只想让你知道我知道你完蛋了。 Hey. Look, I just want you to know that I know you're screwed.
我是说舞会的事。 About the dance, I mean.
我想说的是，如果到了紧急关头你还是没有约会，而且你真的很绝望，我会带你去的。 And, well, I guess what I'm trying to say is that if it comes down to panic time and you still don't have a date, and you're, like, really desperate, well, I'd take you.
我很荣幸。 I'd be honored.
你真好，雷，但是，那天晚上奇斯和我下车的时候，我们决定一起去。 That's sweet, Ray, but, well, when Chase and I got out of the car the other night, we kind of decided we'd go together.
Chase? 我的 Chase? Chase? My Chase?
我懂了 I got it.
这可比你在去年的青年选美大赛上打扮有趣多了，伙计。 Hey, this is funnier than you dressing up for last year's Junior Miss Pageant, man.
Ray。嘿,妮可。 Ray. Hey, Nicole.
所以我很高兴看到你走出了消沉。 So I'm glad to see you're out of your doldrums.
那头发，伙计，真是…妮可，记住我说的话。 That hair, guy, is just... Hey, so, Nicole, remember what I said.
我是认真的。如果你想要的。 I'm serious. If you want.
这很有说服力。我是一个活生生的笑话。 Well, this is real convincing. I'm a walking punch line.
但谁能笑到最后呢?放学后见，亲爱的。 But who gets the last laugh? See you after school, hon.
该死。快点,戴夫。我答应雷带他去上班。 Shit. Hurry, Dave. I promised Ray we'd take him to work.
你要给我解释一下吗? Are you going to explain this to me?
——解释什么?——这一点。你在耍什么花招? - Explain what? - This. What are you trying to pull?
什么都没有。这是个大错误。 Nothing. It's a big-ass mistake.
我以为这会让达尔西回来。 I thought it would make Dulcie come back.
真的? 怎么会? Seriously? How?
你能想到还有什么比我更让达西抓狂的事吗"学校精神小姐"妮可·马里斯? Can you think of anything that would make Dulcie freak out more than me with "Miss School Spirit" Nicole Maris?
-他还以为我在开玩笑。-那你在干什么? - He still thinks I'm joking. - So what are you doing?
要想产生影响，就得走极端。 You know, to make an impact, you have to go to extremes.
我刚才是不是听说了什么极端情况? Did I just hear something about extremes?
这真的很极端。 It's real extreme, all right.
你为什么要这么做? Why'd you do it?
是时候改变了。 Time for a change.
这不是你。 It's not you.
谁知道我是谁? Who knows who I am?
我知道 I do.
不要让妮可·马里斯改变你。 Don't let Nicole Maris change you.
我会没事的。 I'll be all right.
是的。 Yeah.
戴夫，你介意在购物中心停一下吗? Dave, do you mind stopping off at the mall?
我想买块斯沃琪。 I wanna pick up a Swatch.
妮可，你能进来一下吗，亲爱的? Nicole, can you come in here, honey?
那么，我们今天烧什么呢? So, what are we burning today?
茉莉花田改善循环? Fields of Jasmine for improved circulation?
草莓爆炸能提高脑力? Strawberry Explosion for brain power?
-你爸爸打电话来了。——为什么? - Your dad called. - Why?
他说周日中午12点在杰斐逊公园见你。 He said that he'll meet you at 12:00 noon on Sunday at Jefferson Park.
他答应过这次会来的。 He promised he'd show up this time.
所以快去支持老虎队争取州冠军吧。 So get out there and support the Tigers on their march to a state championship.
-听着，我们要去。-篮球比赛? - Look, we're going to that. - A basketball game?
这不是我们约定的。 That wasn't part of the arrangement.
一种不可避免的邪恶，蔡斯。 A necessary evil, Chase.
我们得看起来很亲密，记得吗? We have to look chummy, remember?
这样做的好处是什么呢? And the benefit of that?
我们是一条船上的。 We're in this together.
在我看来，打扮成要和朋友去舞会的样子也没关系。 From my point of view, it's okay to look like I'm going to the dance with a friend.
你不能让人以为是我雇了人带我去的。 It's not okay to look like I paid a guy to take me.
我可以得到报酬? I could be getting paid?
是啊! Yeah!
那么，它是如何比较的呢? So, how does it compare?
什么? To what?
抗议，丁香烟，手鼓…-不管你们垮掉派做什么。-我们更喜欢“不满青年”。 Protests, clove cigarettes, bongos... - whatever it is you beatniks do. - We prefer "disaffected youth."
好吧,所以…更多的活力。 Okay, so... More pep.
活力的垄断者绝对是时区的妓女。 The monopoly on pep is definitely held by Time Zone's status whores.
我们更喜欢不弱智的人。 We prefer socially non-retarded.
走吧!战斗!赢了! Go! Fight! Win!
我去拿点喝的。 I'm gonna get something to drink.
你想要点什么吗?-不用了，谢谢。 - Do you want anything? - No, but thanks.
——Pellegrino。加点料。——好的。 - Pellegrino. With a twist. - All right.
-好吧，说吧。——说什么? - All right, spill. - Spill what?
这很可爱，和你的邻居友好相处，但你把它看得太过了。 It's cute and all making nice with your neighbor, but you're taking it way above and beyond.
什么太过? Above and beyond what?
-这孩子打扮得很干净 -很吓人吧? - The boy cleans up nicely. - Pretty shocking?
也许吧。也许你还没有放弃。 Maybe. Or maybe you haven't given up.
——放弃? 一个完美的夜晚和一个梦想的约会。 - Given up?- A perfect night with a dream date.
布拉德?结束了 Brad? Over it.
蔡斯·哈蒙德的事…他只是个我们不知道的好朋友吗? So, this Chase Hammond thing... he's just this good friend we never knew you had?
对 Right.
谁知道呢?也许更多。 Who knows? Maybe more.
你怎么能对抗指定的击球手? How can you be against the designated hitter?
你是想看塞西尔·菲尔德打出第120点打点还是想看某个快速替补投手在空中挥杆? Do you wanna see Cecil Fielder gunning for his 120th RBI or some fast-ass relief pitcher swinging at air?
我认为菲尔德就是一个很好的例子。在他职业生涯的暮年，曾经他是主力打击手，现在却在花名册上。 I think Fielder is a perfect example... a past-his-prime power hitter in the twilight of his career using up a roster spot.
你知道吗?总有一天会是格里菲。 You know what? Someday that's gonna be Griffey.
我更希望看到40岁的小詹姆斯而不是那些因为扩张而来的吉姆·鲍勃。 And I would rather see Junior at 40 than some Jim Bob who made it to the show because of an expansion.
这很怀旧，但归根结底就是一个简单的问题……-游戏的纯洁性。——没错。 That's very nostalgic, but it comes down to one simple issue... - purity of the game. - Exactly.
我一直想告诉你，伙计。 I've been trying to tell you that, man.
如果你搞不懂，就退出游戏，对吧? If you can't hack it, get out of the game, right?
走吧!战斗!赢! Go! Fight! Win!
走吧!战斗…… Go! Fight...
防守! Defense! Defense! Defense!
再多一只眼睛，裁判，你就是独眼巨人了! One more eye, ref, you'd be a Cyclops!
老虎队加油! Go Tigers!
传球! Pass!
很好!老虎70-68。 And it's good! Tigers take it 70-68.
-熟练的。——什么? - Masterful. - What?
你真的让我进去了。“去!战斗!赢了!” You really had me going in there. "Go! Fight! Win!"
我哽咽。我向骗局之王屈服。 I about choked. I bow down to the king of scams.
我要感谢奥斯卡。谢谢你！谢谢你！ I'd like to thank the Academy. Thank you. Thank you.
-你还能忍受吗?-那你有什么想法? - Think you could stand anymore? - Well, what did you have in mind?
巡航宽阔的街道。 Cruising Broad Street.
我还以为你要穿夹克呢。 I thought you had to have a letterjacket for that.
那只是为了抓住拉拉队员。 That's just to nail cheerleaders.
别担心。你会很适合的。 Don't worry. You'll fit right in.
骑得不错,Chase Bad-ass ride, Chase.
每次哈雷彗星飞起来，我爸都会让我把它从车库里拿出来。 Yeah, every time Halley's Comet flies, my dad lets me take it out of the garage.
我不得不留下一个脾脏。 I had to leave a spleen on deposit.
如果艾丽西娅看到了，她会想揍你的。 Well, if Alicia sees it, she's gonna wanna jump you.
是啊，那小妞是怎么回事? Yeah, what's the deal with that chick?
据传，她睡在棺材里。 Word on the street, she sleeps in a casket.
- "坊间传闻"?-是啊，那小妞很邪恶。 - "Word on the street"? - Yeah, the chick's evil.
邪恶有点强大。 Evil's a bit strong.
对狗屁的容忍应该是有限的，但你是个男人。 Limited bullshit tolerance is more like it, but you're a guy.
你不会明白的。 You wouldn't understand.
时区……70,失败者……68. Time Zone... 70, losers... 68.
按喇叭吧，汉伯恩! Honk your horn, Hambone!
嘎,Chase Honk, Chase.
去老虎! Go Tigers!
我不明白什么? I wouldn't understand what?
好吧，当男人竞争时，这是公开的。 Well, when guys compete, it's overt.
你知道的，用大锤敲钟或者，你的引擎大小，等等。 You know, ringing a bell with a sledgehammer or loogie chucking, the size of your engine, whatever.
是吗? Yeah?
好吧，当女孩们竞争时，这就是艺术。 Well, when girls compete, it's art.
还有艾丽西娅，她是个艺术家。 And Alicia, she's an artist.
但这是唯一的 ♪ But it's the only thing ♪
♬我想做……♪ ♪ I wanna do... ♪
这是最好的部分。 This is the good part.
-♪我不想睡觉…♬-拜托，你知道你喜欢的。 - ♪ I don't wanna sleep... ♪ - Come on, you know you like it.
♪我只想继续爱你…♪ ♪ I just wanna keep on loving you... ♪
不,很糟 No, bad.
♪宝贝，我要继续♪ ♪ Baby, I'm gonna keep on ♪
-♪爱你…♪-来吧。来吧。 - ♪ Loving you... ♪ - Come on. Come on.
因为这是我唯一想做的事 ♪ 'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do ♪
我不想睡觉 ♪ I don't wanna sleep ♪
♪我只是想继续爱你。♪ ♪ I just wanna keep on loving you. ♪
Nicole.
你和蔡斯·哈蒙德是一对吗? Are you and Chase Hammond a couple?
我看见你们在一起兜风。 I saw you cruising together.
他是我的隔壁邻居。 He's my next-door neighbor.
好吧，他不是你男朋友什么的，对吧? Okay, so he's not your boyfriend or anything, right?
马里斯先生。 Mr. Maris.
疼,宝贝。 That hurts, baby.
跟我说说。 Tell me about it.
和我一起去兜风吧。 Come for a ride with me.
-最近有什么特别的男孩吗?——不太可能。 - So, any special boy these days? - Not likely.
一谈到男性，我就有严重的信任问题。 I have some pretty serious trust issues when it comes to the male sex.
我想知道它是从哪里来的。 I wonder where it comes from.
我想把这个给你。这也许比我能解释得更清楚。 I want you to have this. This might explain me better than I can.
“禅与摩托车维修艺术”? "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"?
这就能解释你为什么不常来吗? This is supposed to explain why you're never around?
一定是本好书。 Must be a hell of a book.
11月的前两周，我要去里约热内卢参加一个盛大的气球节。 First two weeks of November I am going to a huge ballooning festival in Rio.
我希望你能来。 I want you to come.
这是一次一生难得的旅行。你说呢? This is the trip of a lifetime. What do you say?
我要参加一个百年纪念活动，但是，你不会知道的。 There's this little centennial thing I'm kind of involved in, but, well, you wouldn't know anything about it.
是的,14次。 Yeah, 14 times.
——嘿,妮可?-是的。 - Hey, Nicole? - Yeah.
嗨。…我…你负责百年庆典的乐队，对吧? Hi. I'm... I'm... you're in charge of bands for the centennial, right?
我是。 I am.
——这是什么?-是触电。 - What's this? - It's the Electrocutes.
-这是城里最好的乐队。——时尚。 - It's the best band in town. - Stylish.
——谢谢。-这是你做的? - Thanks. - You made this?
是的。 Yeah.
你觉得这个乐队怎么样? So, how do you like the band?
他们棒极了，但我怀疑他们是不是喝了白兰地。 They rock, but I doubt they're up on their Brandy.
白兰地?有个姐姐很犀利。 Brandy? There's a sister with edge.
这就是委员会的方向，雷…质量与大众吸引力。 That's the direction the committee's going, Ray... quality with mass appeal.
你会说矛盾修饰法吗? Can you say oxymoron?
我的兄弟! My brothers!
看,戴夫。这是肯娃娃。 Look, Dave. It's Ken doll.
是啊，离我们这么近，你的声望不是要下降吗? Yeah, aren't you losing reputation points just being this close to us?
伙计们，我在搞史上最大的骗局，却发现了什么? Hey, guys, I'm pulling off the biggest scam of all time, and I'm catching shit?
你没有看见吗?我进入了他们的世界。 Don't you see? I've entered into their world.
你留下面包屑了吗? Did you leave bread crumbs?
在黑暗中发光。 Glow in the dark.
嘿，今晚在竞技场电击。 Hey, Electrocutes tonight at the Pit.
好的，我会去的。等 Yeah, I'll be there. Wait.
-我告诉妮可…-是的，这是个骗局，好吧-但谁在骗谁?——谁。 - I told Nicole that... - yeah, it's a scam, all right, - but who's scamming who? - Whom.
——任何男人。-考虑一下，蔡斯 - Whatever, man. - Think about it, Chase.
你有女友的所有职责，却没有任何特权。 You have all the duties of a girlfriend and none of the perks.
你没有什么额外津贴吧? You're not getting any perks, are you?
汉伯恩，你今晚会来，对吧? Hey, Hambone, you're coming tonight, right, man?
-是的，我们会去的。-好吧，伙计! - Oh, yeah, we'll be there. - All right, man!
——Hambone?-他真的进入了他们的世界。 - Hambone? - He really has entered their world.
14倍! 14 times!
说真的，你想选谁，史考莉探员还是吉莉安·安德森? No, seriously, who would you rather do, Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson?
他们是同一个人，大脑互动体。 They're the same person, brainiac.
请艾迪。 Eddie, please.
Hambone?
古怪，自恋，神经质的女演员还是持枪的，坏透了的FBI探员压抑了多年的性挫折? Flakey, self-absorbed, neurotic actress type or gun-toting, badass FBI agent with years of pent-up sexual frustration?
-差远了。——我的男人。 - Not even close. - My man.
我不会对史考莉做的事。 What I wouldn't do to Scully.
我肯定她以前也被流口水过。 I'm sure she's been drooled on before.
嫉妒了。 Jealous.
9号订单已经上了。 Order number nine is up.
9号。9号。 Number nine. Number nine.
你能相信我们篮球队的助理经理居然有自己的“x档案”网站吗? Can you believe that the assistant manager of our basketball team actually has his own "X-Files" website?
他邀请我去他家看看。 And he invited me over to his house to check it out.
他的名字叫大卫。 His name's Dave.
什么? What?
你知道,男人。指定的戴夫。 You know, man. Designated Dave.
你知道的，那个安全驾驶的，对吧? You know, the safe ride guy, right?
不，不是指定戴夫。这是普通的戴夫。 No, it's not Designated Dave. It's plain Dave.
没有“指定”。戴夫。 No "designated." Just Dave.
好吧，就是普通的戴夫。 All right, plain Dave it is.
蔡斯，我把包落在车里了。 Chase, I left my bag in the car.
帮我找到它? Help me find it?
那是怎么回事? So, what was that about?
戴夫可能救了他们一半的命，他们还在取笑他。 Dave probably saved half their lives, and they're making fun of him.
——典型的。-典型的什么? - Typical. - Typical of what?
这是更多的“我们/他们”修辞吗? Is this more "us/them" rhetoric?
-如果王冠合适的话…-别这样，蔡斯。 - Well, if the tiara fits... - Come on, Chase.
你能诚实地告诉我你从来没有取笑过那边的人吗? Can you honestly tell me you've never made fun of those people over there?
不,那是不同的。 No, that's different.
——如何?-想想看。 - How? - Think about it.
当老板或初次登台的姑娘踩到香蕉皮滑倒时，我们会笑，而不是小蒂姆。 We laugh when it's the boss or the debutante who slipped on a banana peel, not Tiny Tim.
所以你叫戴夫"小蒂姆"? So you're calling Dave "Tiny Tim"?
-别这样。-你可以把他放下来 - Don't do that. - It's okay for you to put him down.
我不需要这个，不需要你。你比这强多了。 I don't need this, not from you. You're better than this.
你为什么这么说? What makes you say that?
五年级的第一年，老师开始让我们互相写情人节卡片。 Fifth grade... the first year the teachers start making us write Valentines to each other.
-是的。-戴夫有一张卡。 - Yeah. - Dave got one card.
“我为你疯狂。爱,妮可。” "I'm bananas about you. Love, Nicole."
你是怎么记得的? How do you remember that?
-我就是喜欢。我要走了。——不。 - I just do. I'm out of here. - Don't.
听着，如果你生气地离开，我们就会倒退。 Look, if you leave mad, it sets us back.
这不会让我退缩。不知道我是怎么卷进来的。 It doesn't set me back. Don't know how I got myself into this.
到目前为止，回报微乎其微。 So far, the payback's been minimal.
一切都是关于你……你的朋友和你的地盘。 It's all about you... your friends and your turf.
——我的地盘吗?——妮可。 - My turf? - Nicole.
好吧。你是对的。 Okay. You're right.
首先,回来。 First, come back.
做一个我们都知道你能做的有魅力的人。 Be the charmer we both know you can be.
然后你想去哪我们就去哪。 And then we'll go wherever you wanna go.
无论我想要什么? Wherever I want?
莉兹，德丽娜，你们认识妮可。 Liz, Drena, you know Nicole.
是啊，从上周末的睡衣派对上。 Yeah, from the slumber party last weekend.
-我们给彼此涂了脚趾甲。-听着，你们为什么不…然后我们玩了真心话大冒险，记得吗? - We painted each other's toenails. - Look, why don't you girls just... And then we played Truth or Dare, remember?
你们俩承认在艾拉妮丝·莫莉塞特成为白金唱片之前，你们喜欢她。 You two admitted liking Alanis Morissette before the record went platinum.
-我从来都不喜欢艾伦…-你也是 - I never liked Alan... - You did, too.
-达尔西在哪里?-她可能一会儿就到。 - So where's Dulcie? - She'll probably be by later.
这疼吗? Did that hurt?
没有这个多。 Not as much as this.
乳头环,酷。 Nipple ring, cool.
把上衣脱掉。让我们看一看。 Take your top off. Let's get a look at it.
嘿,妮可。 Hey, Nicole.
想跳舞吗? Wanna dance?
是啊! Yeah!
——嗨,布莱德。——嘿,艾丽西亚。 - Hey, Brad. - Hey, Alicia.
凯西真是个甜心。 You know, Kathy really is a sweetie.
是的,她是。谢谢。 Yeah, she is. Thanks.
你知道吗，你这么说真的很酷。 You know, it's really cool that you say that.
我是说，真的，因为其他很多女孩都是彻头彻尾的贱人，你知道吗? I mean, it really is, 'cause a lot of the other girls have been complete bitches, you know?
因为妮可的事 'Cause of the whole Nicole thing.
他们只是嫉妒。而且，你的生活也更好。 They're just jealous. Besides, you're better off.
真的吗? Really?
我以为你和妮可是，非常要好的朋友。 I thought that you and Nicole were, like, really good friends.
最好，但大家都知道妮可只会空谈，很少行动。 Best of, but everyone knows Nicole's a lot of talk and very little action.
是啊，但很多女孩都是那样的。 Yeah, but a lot of girls are like that.
不是所有的女孩。 Not all girls.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
-喝点什么?——水。 - Something to drink? - Water.
奇斯，没想到会在这里见到你。 Chase, I didn't expect to see you here.
我经常来这里。 I come here a lot.
最近没有。 Not lately.
嘿。那就这样吧。 Hey. There you go.
蔡斯，这是约书亚。 Chase, this is Joshua.
-你好吗?-嗨。 - How you doing? - Hey.
我没想到你会爱上我。 I didn't expect you to fall in love.
我没想到你会掉进盖普。 I didn't expect you to fall into the Gap.
你就在那里。 There you are.
——嘿,达尔西。-开个房间。 - Hey, Dulcie. - Get a room.
熟练的。 Masterful.
我想现在我该向骗子女王鞠躬了。 I guess now I should bow down to the queen of scams.
又收到了女儿朱迪的邮件。 Got more email from Daughter Judy.
就是那个放你鸽子的人吗? The same one who stood you up?
她说她在看尼布尔的另一部电影。 She said she was at the other Nyble flick.
我们走错剧院了。 We were at the wrong theater.
那你们什么时候约会? So when's the big hookup?
我不知道。我在重新考虑。 I don't know. I'm having second thoughts.
如果她看到我，看到她脸上的反应，我想我无法承受……-你知道的，非常失望。-戴夫，这和外表无关。 I don't think I could take it if she saw me and I saw this reaction on her face... - you know, gross disappointment. - Dave, it's not about looks.
这就是牙仙刚才说的。 And that's what the Tooth Fairy was just saying.
我在给年鉴工作人员做学生调查。 Hey, I'm doing a student poll for the yearbook staff.
我们在为年鉴工作人员做学生投票。 We are doing a student poll for the yearbook staff.
酷。来吧。 Cool. Shoot.
你心目中的完美约会是什么样的? So what's your idea of a perfect date?
约会系列活动，还是约会人? Date... series of activities, or date... person?
——人。——活动。 - Person. - Activities.
——人。——好的。 - The person. - All right.
她是那种会揭穿你的鬼话的女孩。 She's the kind of girl who will call you on your bullshit.
她不怕跳舞。她主动提出付钱。 She's not afraid to dance. She offers to pay.
她不会在约会前决定要不要吻你。 She doesn't decide before a date whether she's gonna kiss you or not.
她不是很认真，也不是很讽刺，四千美元买一个大屏幕挺划算的。 She's not completely earnest, yet she's not completely ironic, Four grand is a good deal for a jumbotron.
我宁愿减少装饰品的费用，也不愿减少娱乐费用。 I'd rather take the overage out of decorations than entertainment.
我们会失去烟雾。 We'll lose the smoke.
我们有一个白兰地风格的翻唱乐队，很不错，但是很贵。 We got a Brandy-style cover band that is so right, but they cost.
妮可，我们的预算在哪里? Nicole, where are we budget-wise?
有人有电枪吗?你好,妮可? Anyone got a stun gun? Hello, Nicole?
是的。 Yeah.
我们还剩多少钱做装饰? How much money do we have left for decorations?
资料在我储物柜里。我以后再想办法。 The info's in my locker. I'll figure it out later.
好吧，我现在就去拿。 Okay, I'll go get it now.
妮可怎么了? What's up with Nicole?
-我想她恋爱了。-他们是很可爱的一对。 - I think she's in love. - Well, they are a cute couple.
她点了甜点，十分钟后就能准备好。 She orders dessert, and she can be ready in 10 minutes.
好吧，我们得把“bullshit”改成“bull”。 Well, we will have to change that "bullshit" to "bull."
那就用"自命不凡" Well, then use "pretensions."
好吧。 Okay.
你是谁? Who are you?
我听说你和蔡斯·哈蒙德是怎么回事? So, what's this I hear about you and Chase Hammond?
你听到了什么? What do you hear?
-你们是一对。 一对? - You're an item. - Item?
你从哪里得到你的消息? Where do you get your news?
母亲和女儿应该互相倾诉，亲爱的。 Mothers and daughters should confide, honey.
我们看到了一个乐队。我们要去参加舞会。 We saw a band. We're going to a dance.
我觉得他不是个好主意，妮可。 I don't think he's such a good idea, Nicole.
——为什么不呢?-首先，你们是邻居 - Why not? - You're neighbors, for one thing.
-还有一件事...-什么? - And another thing is... - Yeah?
他对你来说太高了。 He's too tall for you.
哦,妈妈。 Oh, Mom.
它会没事的。 It'll be okay.
你喜欢吗?它们是最新的。 Do you like 'em? They're the latest.
是的,他们很好。谢谢。 Yeah, they're great. Thanks.
我们明天早走。需要我打电话给你吗? We're leaving early tomorrow. You need me to call you?
不,我很好。我一点都不累。 No, I'm fine. I'm not even tired.
你想去散散步吗? Hey, you feel like a walk?
我们有些人需要美容觉，蔡斯。 Some of us require beauty sleep, Chase.
我让你去拿。 I'll let you get that.
明天见。 See you tomorrow.
Hambone.
Dickweed.
你得看看我在做什么，伙计。 You gotta see what I'm working on, guy.
更好的是，我给了你一个参与的机会。 Better yet, I'm offering you a chance to participate.
它是什么? What is it?
老兄，你得亲眼目睹才会相信。 My man, you've gotta see this to believe it.
我预定了明天一整天的编辑室。 I got the editing room reserved all day tomorrow.
…我都订了。 I'm... I'm all booked.
面包屑，我的朋友。 Bread crumbs, mi amigo.
Hasta.
看看他们，在谈论我们。 Look at 'em down there, talking about us.
说什么,埃迪? Saying what, Eddie?
你知道，“他很可爱。” You know, "He's cute."
他很甜。身材很好 He's sweet. He's built."
他精心打扮。 He primps.
埃迪准备出门的时间比我长。 Eddie takes longer to get ready to go out than I do.
他还因为我让他等而生我的气? And he gets mad at me for making him wait?
但我也在等待，好吧。 But I do my share of waiting, too, all right.
那你要让他等多久? Well, how long are you gonna make him wait?
取悦女人的关键是甜言蜜语。 The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk.
“你真漂亮。” "You're so beautiful."
“你瘦了吗?” "Have you lost weight?"
还有那三个字，总是能让我搞定一切……-“再来一杯龙舌兰?” And then there are the three words - that always seal the deal for me... - "Another tequila shot?"
拜托，妮可，我们很亲密的。菜,女孩。 Come on, Nicole, we're bonding here. Dish, girl.
Chase Hammond……大手，大脚，你知道吗? Chase Hammond... big hands, big feet, you know?
——嘿,Bo。迪。 - Hey, Bo. - It's Dee.
是的。 Yeah.
很抱歉。 Sorry about that.
-从来都不是菠——哦,真的吗? - It never was Bo. - Oh, really?
-我以为总是…-当你超重40磅，而且你的姓是Vine时，人们很快就会想到一个昵称。 - I thought it was always... - When you're 40 pounds overweight and your last name's Vine, it doesn't take people long to land on a nickname.
你父母给你起名叫迪·维因? Your parents named you "Dee Vine"?
不，迪是宫缩。我自己改的。 No, Dee's a contraction. I changed it myself.
没人说什么吗? And no one said anything?
你应该从政。 You should go into politics.
在我减肥、染头发、戴隐形眼镜之后，我就咯咯地笑着说，“哦，是啊，所以然后开始叫我迪伊。” After I dropped the weight, dyed my hair, got contacts, I just kind of giggle and say, "Oh, yeah, so and so started calling me Dee."
一直把它归罪于不在场的人很快，我就来了。 Just kept attributing it to whoever wasn't around and pretty soon, well, here I am.
Dee Vine。现在是时区小姐。 Dee Vine. And now Miss Time Zone.
为什么要和我分享这些多汁的东西? So, why share all this juiciness with me?
我们是同类,Hambone We're kindred, Hambone.
你觉得你现在更快乐了吗? You think you're happier now?
我不知道。你呢? I don't know. Do you?
仍然没有定论。 Jury's still out.
这可能是一个简短的名单，但在我成为现在的我之前，至少我知道谁关心我。 It may have been a short list, but before I became what I am now, at least I knew who cared about me.
真的在乎 Really cared.
好多了! That's much better!
哦,是啊! Oh, boy, yeah!
嘿,凯西。 Hey, Kathy.
嘿,凯西!你去过布拉德家吗? Hey, Kathy! Have you been over to Brad's?
是的。它很好。 Yeah. It's nice.
奇怪?他的家庭看起来很正常。 Weird? His family seems so normal.
你绝对猜不到他们属于末日邪教。 You'd never guess they belong to one of those doomsday cults.
你是认真的吗? Are you serious?
妮可，最好抓住袋鼠队长。 Nicole, better grab Captain Kangaroo.
我发誓，我不能带他去任何地方。 I swear, I can't take him anywhere.
-放松点，Hambone!——“晚安! - Hang loose, Hambone! - 'Night!
我还留着你七年级时写给我的那封信。 You know, I still have the letter you wrote me in seventh grade.
烧掉。 Burn it.
……你说你恨我，里面说你想再碰我的唯一办法就是得麻风病。 You said... you said you hated me, and there was something in there about how the only way you'd ever touch me again was if you came down with leprosy.
是的，很抱歉。 Yeah, sorry about that.
别。我应得的。 Don't be. I deserved it.
应该道歉的人是我。 I'm the one who should be sorry.
-切斯，你妈妈生病的时候…-求你了，妮可，我们别这样。 - Chase, when your mom got sick... - Please, Nicole, let's not do this.
我想。 I want to.
这句话我已经想了五年了。 I've wanted to say this for five years now.
你妈妈生病的时候，我不忍心去你家。 When your mom got sick, I couldn't bear to go over to your house.
这太难了。我太害怕了。 It was too hard. I was too scared.
每次见到她，每次见到你，我都忍不住想哭。 I just wanted to cry all the time every time I saw her, every time I saw you.
即使我们在一起的时候，你也不会说什么。 Even when we were together, you wouldn't say anything.
你就坐在那里。 You'd just sit there.
所以，当你开始在学校发脾气，跳绳，拉响火警时，我就装作不认识你。 So, when you started wigging out in school, skipping, pulling the fire alarms, I just acted like I didn't know you.
好了，我已经忘了。 Well, I'm over it now.
嗯,晚安 Well, 'night.
是的。 Yeah.
你忘了拿毛巾。 You forgot your towels.
谢谢。 Thanks.
——“晚安。——晚安。 - 'Night. - Good night.
上次实验作业结束后，绳索先生提醒了我。 After our last lab assignment, Mr. Rope brought this to my attention.
他们在一个又一个储物柜的搜查中找到了四个。 It seems they found four during locker-by-locker searches.
因此，从现在开始，你们的实验搭档将按字母顺序进行选择。 Consequently, your lab partners will be chosen alphabetically from now on.
你教蔡斯跳火圈了吗? So, did you teach Chase to jump through fiery hoops yet?
把球顶在鼻子上? Balance a ball on his nose?
我还在研究如何搭配袜子。 I'm still working on matching socks.
你们是非常非常可爱的一对，但我猜你经常听到这句话。 You two make a very, very cute couple, but I guess you hear that all the time.
你为什么关心这个? Why do you care?
我没有。欢迎你来找他。 I don't. You're welcome to him.
我曾经认为他有一些…我不知道…一些社会意识。 I used to think he had some... I don't know... some social consciousness.
这是动物实验吗? Is this the animal-testing thing?
我们注意到你的担忧。 Your concern is noted.
你知道他母亲的事吗? Do you know anything about his mother?
只知道她在他十二岁左右就去世了。 Only that she died when he was young... like 12 or something.
11. 你知道吗? 11. you know how?
不。 No.
癌症。 Cancer.
小白鼠医学研究…想想。 Lab rats, medical research... Think about it.
我终于下载了原版《太空入侵者》 Hey, I finally downloaded the original "Space Invaders."
我说的是1981年的图像质量。我们今晚要比赛，伙计。 I'm talking quality 1981 graphics. We gotta play tonight, man.
嗯，我不知道。我猜。 Yeah, I don't know. I guess.
让我们看看奇斯想怎么做。 Let's see what Chase wants to do.
-怎么了，伙计?-怎么了，伙计? - What's up, man? - What's up, man?
我想他今晚得在布拉德·塞尔登的派对上露面。 I think he has to make an appearance at Brad Seldon's party tonight.
哦,是的。当然，当然。 Oh, yeah. Of course, of course.
这是我们最后一次百年纪念活动。 So, this is the last pre-centennial event for us.
我们已经到了最后冲刺阶段。 We're in the home stretch.
你在实验室跟达西说什么了吗? Hey, did you say something to Dulcie in lab?
为什么? Why?
我不知道。她在我身边总是怪怪的。 I don't know. She's been freaky around me.
甚至还不错 Nice, even.
任务快完成了? Well, mission nearly accomplished then?
我猜。 I guess.
所以，我能跟你谈准入条件吗? So, can I negotiate an entrance with hand holding?
是啊! Yeah!
嘿,妮可。 Hey, Nicole.
嗨,布莱德。 Hey, Brad.
-我只是在等洗手间。-是啊，很酷。 - I was just waiting for the bathroom. - Yeah, that's cool.
-凯蒂在哪儿?——凯西。 - So where's Kitty? - Kathy.
对了,凯西。我今晚没在这儿见到她。 Right, Kathy. I haven't seen her here tonight.
她说我们的信仰不同。 She said we had different beliefs.
就是这样。你能相信吗? And that was it. Can you believe that?
我是说，我是路德教徒。 I mean, I'm Lutheran.
就像童话故事，对吧? So, it's like a fairy tale, right?
我是说，你和妮可 I mean, you and Nicole.
爱上了隔壁的女孩。 Falling in love with the girl next door.
哦,是的。正确的。 Oh, yeah. Right.
太糟糕了。 Too bad.
什么太糟糕了? What's too bad?
你知道的，你已经名花有主了。 Well, you know, that you're taken.
我是说，谁能想到在这些反抗的背后有一个伤心欲绝的人想要出来呢? I mean, who could have known that underneath all that rebellion there was a heartbreaker dying to get out?
看看她在里面。 Look at her in there.
突然间，布拉德又被炒了，她又开始a计划了 Suddenly, Brad's on the market again, and she's back to plan "A."
旧情难改。 Old crushes die hard.
我在想，你确定妮可是你的真命天子吗? I wonder, are you sure Nicole's the one?
想想看，如果布拉德没有投入那个啦啦队长的怀抱，妮可就会得到她想要的。 Just think, if Brad hadn't fallen into that cheerleader's arms, Nicole would have gotten exactly what she wanted.
也许那样我也能得到我想要的。 Maybe then I would have gotten what I wanted, too.
还记得那晚你在车里对我大吼大叫吗? Remember that night you yelled at me in the car?
记不清了。-你说的那些关于爱是毒品的东西? - Vaguely. - All that stuff that you said about love being for dopes?
你是对的。 You were right.
罗密欧，这辈子别想! Not in this lifetime, Romeo!
妮可是我的朋友。 Nicole's my friend.
妮可。 Nicole.
妮可! Nicole!
妮可。 Nicole.
你怎么能这么做? How could you do that?
我是在试探他。 I was testing him.
说实话，我觉得我帮了你一个忙。 Frankly, I think I did you a favor.
你不是在帮我 You weren't doing me a favor.
你很痛苦，你知道人们常说痛苦要有人陪伴。 You're miserable, and you know what they say about misery loving company.
你只是不想看到我开心。 You just didn't wanna see me happy.
冷静，小题大做 Chill, drama queen.
记住这不是生与死 Remember, it's not life and death.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
我不知道。 I don't know.
这很好。这很好。 That's good. That's good.
相反。 Reverse.
好吧，让我看看你的痛苦。 Okay, let me really see the pain.
你叫? You called?
是的,我叫。 Yeah, I called.
——我留下来。——为什么? - I'm staying. - Why?
我喜欢聚会。 I like to party.
我喜欢趴下。 I like to get down.
我又收到了女儿朱迪的短信。 I got another note from Daughter Judy.
是啊，她说她觉得我很有趣。 Yeah, she says she thinks I'm funny.
派对上都有谁? So, who all was at the party?
每一个人。 Everybody.
耶稣!搞什么，戴夫? Jesus! What the hell, Dave?
抱歉，但大家都没去派对。 Look, sorry, but everybody was not at the party.
我不在那里。雷没有。 I wasn't there. Ray wasn't there.
我们曾经是你的朋友如果你还记得很久以前的话。 You know, we used to be your friends if you can remember that far back.
你知道我记得什么吗，戴夫? You know what I remember, Dave?
我记得你清理埃迪·兰佩尔的储物柜因为他说他会做你的朋友。 I remember you cleaning out Eddie Lampell's locker because he said he'd be your friend.
是啊，我帮了他一个忙。 Yeah, I did the guy a favor.
我记得你去年在学生会拍卖会上买了艾丽西娅·德加萨里奥然后让她整天和她男朋友在一起。 I remember you buying Alicia DeGasario at the student council auction last year and then letting her spend the whole day with her boyfriend.
-你说对了吗?-我想说的是，戴夫，你不是生我的气;你嫉妒了。 - Do you have a point? - Yeah, my point is, Dave, you're not mad at me; You're jealous.
想被人喜欢有什么错? What's wrong with wanting to be liked?
你想让他们喜欢你吗，戴夫? You want them to like you, Dave?
让他们去死吧。 Tell them to go fuck themselves.
那样的人需要你这样的人，否则垃圾会多一倍，却没人拿出去。 People like that need people like you, otherwise there's twice as much trash and no one to take it out.
我完全听不懂了。 You're totally losing me.
别走,戴夫。 Don't go, Dave.
那里有清醒的人。 There's sober people there.
他们只是不想离开派对。 They just don't wanna leave the party.
我不能不去。 I can't not go.
这已经足够接近了。反正我也想走路。 This is close enough. I wanted to walk anyway.
来吧,宝贝。来吧。 Come on, baby. Come on.
-住手，埃迪。停止。——什么? - Cut it out, Eddie. Stop. - What?
没人会知道的。来吧。 No one's gonna know about it. Come on.
抱歉，戴夫，我本想开车送他回家，但我不能开他的车。 Sorry, Dave, I would have driven him home, but I can't drive his car.
这是一根棍子。 It's a stick.
好吧，我现在就教你怎么开手动挡。 Well, I'll show you how to drive a stick right now.
在这儿。来吧。 Here it is. Come on.
我说的是真车，艾迪，不是火柴盒。 I meant a real car, Eddie, not a Matchbox.
好吧，去你的，你这个曾经的胖婊子。 Yeah, well, kiss my ass, you once-fat bitch.
我还记得你什么都不是的时候。 I remember when you were nothing.
只是一个汗流浃背的书呆子对足球运动员流口水。 Just a sweaty little egghead drooling over football players.
现在你以为因为你是时区太太，你的屎就不会臭。-错过时区。 Now you think that because you're Mrs. Time Zone - that your shit don't stink. - Miss Time Zone.
是的,不管。闭嘴! Yeah, whatever. Shut up!
你以为你是某某小姐，但你知道吗? You think you're Miss Thing, but you know what?
你只是个有贪食症的幸运儿。 You're just a wannabe who got lucky with a case of bulimia.
你可以走了-嘿，迪伊，你没事吧? You're walking. Hey, Dee, you all right?
我想是的。埃迪,住手! I think so. Eddie, stop it!
你在想什么，戴夫? What are you thinking, Designated Dave?
这不是《书呆子的复仇》老兄。 This isn't "Revenge of the Nerds," man.
住手，艾迪，住手! Stop it, Eddie, stop!
没有放射性蜘蛛咬你。 No radioactive spider bit you.
停! Stop!
快起来，开车送我回家。 Get your ass up and drive me home.
和你…… And you...
对不起。你想离开这里吗? Sorry. You wanna get out of here?
你能把我带回派对吗，戴夫? Can you bring me back to the party, please, Dave?
-我要和苏谈谈。——好的。 - I need to talk to Sue. - Okay.
Maya Angelou……《我知道笼中鸟为何歌唱》 Maya Angelou... "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings."
-真的吗?-蔡斯，你没在听 - Really, you do? - Chase, you're not listening.
有些家长想把它从九年级的阅读清单上删掉，因为他们认为…Chase Some parents wanna take it off the ninth grade reading list because they think that... Chase.
为什么要告诉我这些? Why are telling me this?
我是你过去式的准男友，不是美国人民。 I'm your past-tense quasi-boyfriend, not the American people.
我想说的是时态和标题都是可以商量的。 Well, what I'm trying to say is that both the tense and title are negotiable.
好,10秒。 Okay, 10 seconds.
糖果……我们不应该在学校里吃，但是俱乐部里卖的东西从M&Ms巧克力豆到口气清新剂应有尽有。 Candy... we're not supposed to eat it in school, yet clubs sell everything from M&Ms to breath fresheners.
今天，我们的调查报道是“美元和证书”。 Today, our investigative report... "Dollars and Certs."
军乐队走起路来离不开它。 The marching band couldn't march without it.
没有它啦啦队员就不能欢呼……妮可…关于周五晚上…这叫做简易条款，蔡斯，因为它本来就很简单。 Cheerleaders couldn't cheer without it... Nicole... about Friday night... It's called an easy-out clause, Chase, 'cause it's supposed to be easy.
就这样? So that's it?
你还需要更多的了结吗? You need more closure than this?
不。 No.
猜不是。 Guess not.
好了，好了，好了。 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
走吧!战斗!赢了! Go! Fight! Win!
嘿! Hey!
把钥匙给我! Just give me the key!
周三八点，周四八点，周五八点零五。 Okay, we're on Wednesday at 8:00, Thursday at 8:00, Friday at 8:05.
8:05?
别急，雷·尼利。 Not so fast, Ray Neeley.
我要把罪犯带到我办公室来!现在! I want the guilty party brought to my office now! Right now!
我能告诉你吗，我从一个办公室助手那里听说他们给了雷三周的停学处分。 Can I just tell you I heard from one of the office aides they gave Ray three weeks of in-school suspension.
他们应该把他踢出去。 They should have kicked his ass all the way out.
你跟他谈过吗?他是个十足的失败者。 Have you ever talked to the guy? He is such a complete loser.
我只是觉得他会做出这种事。这头蠢驴。 It just figures that he would do something like this. Stupid-ass.
苏，他会赢得MTV大奖而你还是当地的天气预报员。 Sue, he's gonna be winning MTV Awards while you're still the local weathergirl.
现在布拉德·塞尔登又有空了，我想当个婊子也不难。 Well, I guess it's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon's available again.
不管怎样，当个婊子都很容易 It's easy to be a bitch either way.
-嗨。——嗨,布莱德。 - Hey. - Hey, Brad.
一切都好吗? - Everything all right?
听着，你觉得舞会怎么样? Listen, so about the dance... what do you think?
百年纪念周末来了。 Centennial weekend is here.
现在是你想和一个特别的人分享的时候了，因为这真的是一生只有一次的事情。 It's time you'll wanna share with a special someone because it truly is a once-in-a-lifetime event.
我代表整个百年舞会委员会，期待着你身着正装出席。 On behalf of the entire Centennial Dance Committee, we look forward to seeing you there in your formalwear.
停。好了，雷，重新开始。 That's a cut. All right, Ray, let's reset.
-你就需要这些吗?-很好，谢谢。 - Is that all you need? - Yeah, that was great, thanks.
这些将在明天播放一整天。 These will air all day tomorrow.
嘿，听起来不错。 Hey, that sounded good.
胡扯 It was bullshit.
“与特别的人分享它。”这不是现实。 "Share it with someone special." That's not reality.
蔡斯的事我很抱歉。 I'm really sorry about Chase.
我早该知道的。 I should've known better.
是我爸对我妈做的。 My dad did it to my mom.
是艾迪干的。 Eddie did it to you.
有什么意义? What's the point?
你不能放弃，妮可。 You can't give up, Nicole.
为什么不呢?我受够了……这一切。 Why not? I'm through with it... all of it.
是啊，但布拉德不是邀请你参加百年纪念了吗? Yeah, but didn't Brad finally ask you to centennial?
这就是你一直想要的，不是吗? That's what you've been wanting all along, isn't it?
这就是扭曲的部分。 That's the twisted part.
我终于得到了我想要的，但这已经不重要了。 I finally got what I wanted, but it doesn't matter anymore.
Dee，下一个轮到你了。 Dee, you're up next.
好啊,哥们。 Cowabunga, dudes.
我在考虑上大学的事。 I'm thinking about college.
你被录取了，还有什么好担心的? You're accepted. What's left to worry about?
我在想也许我应该去东海岸的学校。 I'm thinking that maybe I should go to an East Coast school.
一个没人认识我的地方。 You know, somewhere where no one knows me.
一个我不是指定戴夫的地方。 Someplace where I'm not Designated Dave.
你为什么不按计划去州立大学让指定戴夫去长岛专科学院? Why don't you go to State as planned and let Designated Dave go off to Long Island Junior College?
猜猜谁被邀请去参加百年庆典了? Hey, guess who got asked to the centennial extravaganza?
这位幸运的女士是谁? Who's the lucky lady?
女儿朱迪。 Daughter Judy.
-实际上是一次约会。——实际? - Virtually a date. - Virtually?
她会在舞会前把地址发邮件给我。 She's gonna email me her address right before the dance.
你要去吗? Are you going?
他要走了 He was going.
你是说那个可怕、畸形、扭曲的你吗? You mean the horribly freakish distorted version of your former self?
是的。 Yeah.
但现在你回来了。 But now you're back.
百年纪念周末来了。 Centennial weekend is here.
现在是你想和一个特别的人分享的时候了，因为这真的是一生只有一次的事情。 It's time you'll wanna share with a special someone because it truly is a once-in-a-lifetime event.
我代表整个百年舞会委员会，期待着你身着正装出席。 On behalf of the entire Centennial Dance Committee, we look forward to seeing you there in your formalwear.
妮可，我要去舞会了。 Nicole, I'm leaving for the dance now.
你准备好了吗? You almost ready?
好了，开始吧。 Okay, here we go.
妮可，这地方太棒了。 Nicole, this place is amazing.
我是说，你真的做到了。 I mean, you really pulled it off.
谢谢,雷。 Thanks, Ray.
谢谢你在最后一刻过来。 And thanks for coming through at the last minute.
嗯,当然。 Well, of course.
你应该在这里。这是最好的。 You deserve to be here. It's the best.
你知道吗，你看起来很美。 You know, and you look beautiful.
来吧，我们去喝潘趣酒。 Come on, let's go spike the punch.
顺便说一句，我喜欢你的头发。 By the way, I like your hair.
妮可，事情发展成这样我真的很抱歉。 Nicole, I'm honestly sorry about how things worked out.
我真以为布拉德会邀请你。 I really thought Brad was gonna ask you.
是的，但我已经有约会了。 He did, but I already had a date.
他很沮丧，所以我让他知道你很随和。 He was bummed, so I let him know you were easy.
妮可? Nicole?
爸爸? Dad?
你不是应该在里约热内卢吗? Weren't you supposed to be in Rio?
不，我就在我该在的地方。 No, I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
就这一次。 For once.
总得从某个地方开始 Gotta start somewhere.
雷，这是我爸爸。 Ray, this is my dad.
是吗?很高兴见到你。 Yeah? It's good to meet you.
很荣幸，雷。 It's a pleasure, Ray.
你一定很为妮可感到骄傲...她想出了这个点子，还把它拼在了一起。 Hey, you must be real proud of Nicole... her dreaming this up and putting it all together.
还不错，是吧? It's not bad, is it?
不，一点也不坏。 No, not bad at all.
好的,玩得开心。 Okay, have fun.
我要和其他老人一起上阳台。 I'm going up to the balcony with the rest of the aged.
明天晚上吃饭吗? Dinner tomorrow night?
7点来接我? Pick me up at 7:00?
好吧。再见。 Okay. See ya.
……现在，派对正式开始了，是时候献上毕业班百年纪念礼物了。 And now... And now, to officially get the party started, it's time for the dedication of the senior class centennial gift.
我很荣幸地为大家介绍我们的时区先生和小姐。 To share in the unveiling, I am proud to present our own Mr. and Miss Time Zone.
首先，时区先生…布拉德·塞尔登先生……由艾丽西娅·德加萨里奥陪同。 First up, Mr. Time Zone himself... Mr. Brad Seldon... accompanied by Alicia DeGasario.
现在是时区小姐...朱迪·瓦因小姐，陪同她的是… And now Miss Time Zone herself... Miss Judy Vine, accompanied by her escort...
Dave!
Dave Ednasi.
Dave!
而现在，百年来的一个时刻。 And now, a moment 100 years in the making.
我们高年级很自豪地向大家展示...我们的百年纪念雕塑。 Our senior class is proud to present... Our centennial sculpture.
女士们先生们，有请Chase Hammond Ladies and gentlemen, Chase Hammond.
电刑!你为什么不告诉我? The Electrocutes! Why didn't you tell me?
我想给你个惊喜。 I wanted it to be a surprise.
听起来不像白兰地。 They don't sound like Brandy.
太酷了。 That was pretty cool.
很高兴今晚是你来找我。 I'm glad it was you at my door tonight.
真高兴。 Real glad.
雷，我真的很开心。 Ray, I'm really having a good time.
伙计，这让我有点难以启齿。 Man, that makes this kind of tough to say.
什么? What?
这是我做过的最好的事了。 Well, it's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done.
雷，这都是骗局。 Ray, it was all a scam.
是啊，奏效了 Yeah. Well, it worked.
爸爸，你在这里做什么? Dad, what are you doing here?
跳舞。你在这里做什么? Dancing. What are you doing here?
跳舞。 Dancing.
——非常好。 - Very good.
我本来想插嘴的。 I was gonna ask to cut in.
Ray在哪里? Where's Ray?
走了。但你已经得到我的允许了。 Gone. But you've got my permission.
我相信你还能抓住他。 I'm sure you can still catch him.
其实我是想请你跳舞的。 Actually, I was gonna ask to dance with you.
真的? Really?
那么，我们要让谁吃醋呢? So, who are we making jealous?
每个人,妮可。 Everyone, Nicole.
每一个人。 Everyone.
我不知道我以前有没有被送上门来过。 I don't know that I've ever been walked to my door before.
我租了豪华轿车。 Well, I rented the limo.
我要做那个人。 I get to be the guy.
是吗? Yeah?
所以我就是那个女孩了? So, I guess that makes me the girl?
对 Right.
妮可,……我度过了一段非常愉快的时光。 Well, Nicole, I... I had a really lovely time.
——打电话给我?——是的,等等。 - Call me? - Yeah, whatever.
妈妈? Mom?
那一定是一个有趣的夜晚。 That must have been an interesting evening.
爸爸。 Dad.
Chase.
-我们应该告诉他们吗?-是的。 - Should we tell 'em? - Yeah.
-我们要同居了。-是的。 - We're moving in together. - Yeah.
显然，我们都需要思考这意味着什么。 Obviously, we all need to think about what this means.
当然,这样吧你们俩在这儿考虑一下我们到树屋里再考虑。 Sure, well... Tell you what... why don't you two think about it here and we'll go think about it in the tree house.
k - 86岩块 K-86 Rock block.
他们太棒了! They're out of this world!
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