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我的天 你在咳嗽吗 Oh, my God, you're, like, coughing.
- 我觉得还不错 - 嗯 是不错 - I actually like it. - Yeah, I like it.
年鉴拍照日通告 This is an announcement about Picture Day.
高一年级 九点三十分开始 Freshmen class portraits at 9:30.
甘草披萨
高三年级 午餐时开始 Juniors will be during lunch.
又没有多难 That wasn't hard.
闭嘴 贱人 Shut up, bitch.
你闭嘴 You shut up.
很有男人味哦 Feel like a man.
像个大人物 Like a giant.
樱桃炸弹来啦 Cherry bomb!
需要梳子吗 Comb?
需要镜子吗 需要梳子吗 Mirror? Comb? No?
需要镜子吗 Mirror?
需要梳子吗 Comb?
- 万岁 - 噢 - Bonzai! - Oh!
滚开 小混蛋 Fuck off, asshole.
- 该死 - 我需要 - Ugh! - I'll take it.
你叫什么名字 So what's your name?
你很健谈啊 我喜欢 Talkative. I like that.
你今天过得怎么样 How's your day going?
嗯 Yeah.
晚上一起吃饭吗 Dinner tonight?
你在约我吗 Are you asking me out?
是啊 Yes.
我不会跟你约会的 你才十二岁 I'm not going on a date with you. You're 12.
你这开上玩笑了不是 我十五岁 You're funny. I'm 15.
你多大了 How old are you?
你怎么能问这种问题 You're not supposed to ask that.
你不应该问女士的年龄 You're not supposed to ask a girl how old she is.
真烦 Annoying.
嗯 你说得对 你的年龄并不重要 You're right, it doesn't matter to me.
我们吃饭 你拿什么付钱 How are you gonna pay for dinner?
如果我答应了你 跟你去约会 If I say yes and we go on a date for dinner,
你拿什么付晚饭钱 how are you gonna pay?
你一句话总说两遍诶 You say everything twice.
- 我没有一句话说两遍 - 你有哦 你有的 - I don't say everything twice. - You do. You do.
什么叫一句话说两遍 What is this, "Say everything twice"?
回答我啊 你怎么付钱 Come on. How are you gonna pay?
你看电影吗 Do you go to the movies?
当然 Of course I go to the movies.
你看过《欢乐满堂》吗 Did you see Under One Roof?
看过 Yeah.
里面的托尼就是我演的 You're looking at Tony.
那电影里的小孩多了去了 There's, like, a million kids in that movie.
我不记得有叫托尼的小孩 I don't know a Tony.
我想跟你约饭 是想让你认识我 不是我的作品 I want you to have dinner with me, not my work.
我也没有炫耀 I'm not trying to brag,
只是你问我要怎么付饭钱 我要回答啊 but you did ask how I was gonna pay for dinner.
你真的一副演员做派 You're such an actor. You're such an actor.
你还演过什么 What else have you been in?
- 闹鬼灵屋 - 没有吧 - This House is Haunted. - No.
- 两床两卫 - 嗯 - Two Beds, Two Baths. - Mmm-mmm.
我在Merv Griffin电视秀演过三个节目 I've done three sketches on The Merv Griffin Show.
还有 你看过 Did you ever see me on the...
行了 不要再炫耀你的履历表了 All right. Don't list your whole resume, it's braggy.
我是不会跟你约会的 大哥 你才十五岁好吧 I'm not going on a date with you, man. You're 15.
你叫我大哥 "Man."
我喜欢 I like that.
孩子 这样行了吧 "Kid," how about that?
我是不会跟你约会的 孩子 你才十五岁 I'm not going on a date with you, "kid." You're 15.
不要说这是约会 这不是约会 Don't call it a date. It's not a date.
你来打个招呼就行 Just come say hello.
我喜欢你的样子 I like the way you look.
我喜欢跟你聊天 I like talking with you.
你住哪里 Where do you live?
恩西诺 Encino.
这么巧 我也住恩西诺 你家在恩西诺哪里 Encino? I live in Encino. Where in Encino?
哈特拉斯 On Hatteras.
- 哈特拉斯哪里 - 变态 - Hatteras and what? - Ugh. Creep.
哈特拉斯哪里 哈特拉斯哪里 "Hatteras and what? Hatteras and what?"
拜托 我不会告诉你我的家庭住址的 变态 I'm not telling you where I live, creep. Come on.
- 今晚我在鸡尾餐馆等你 - 随便 我不关心 - I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock tonight. - I don't care where you'll be.
我每周四都会到那家餐馆吃饭 I go there every Thursday for dinner.
你吃什么跟我没关系 对了 你父母呢 I don't care where you eat. Wait, where are your parents
- 你出来约会 你父母不管你吗 - 他们有事情要忙 - while all this is happening? - They're working.
他们很忙的 你来打个招呼嘛 They're working. Just come say hi.
闭嘴吧 Just shut up.
我给你说说我晚上要怎么过 I'll tell you what I'm doing.
六点半 我带我弟弟格雷格去快餐店吃饭 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30,
七点半他就睡了 he's in bed by 7:30.
等等 你要从恩西诺大老远跑到鸡尾餐馆去吃饭 Wait, you go all the way from Encino to Tail o' the Cock for dinner?
我家住谢奥区 I live in Sherman Oaks.
行了吧 Oh, come on.
六点半 我带我弟弟格雷格去快餐店吃饭 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30,
七点半他就睡了 he's in bed by 7:30.
然后我再到鸡尾餐馆去吃自己的 I slip around the corner to Tail o' the Cock for my dinner.
我今晚就会去那里 That's where I'll be.
我也没有逼你去的意思 I'm not trying to pressure you.
你确实在逼我去啊 You are pressuring me.
你一直在给我压力 You are. That's what you're doing.
如果你晚上想来打个招呼 If you wanna come and say hello,
如果你的日程允许的话 if it's convenient within your plans,
我很想见你 I'd love to see you.
如果我的日程允许的话 "Convenient within my plans"?
等等 你留你弟弟一个人在家没问题吗 他多大年纪 Wait, you leave your brother alone? How old is he?
八岁 九岁吧 He's eight. He's nine.
你太搞笑了吧 You're hilarious.
你连编故事都编不清楚 You can't even keep your own stories straight.
你到底是什么人啊 What are you? You're like a little...
[罗伯特古莱·迪恩马丁：美国笑星] 你以为自己是罗伯特古莱·迪恩马丁 Robert Goulet, Dean Martin or something.
- 你住哪里 - 谢奥区 - Where do you come from? - Sherman Oaks.
哈 原来是谢奥区 Ha! Sherman Oaks.
- 嗨 阿兰娜 - 嗨 辛蒂 - Hi, Alana. - Hi, Cindy.
看见这小子没有 他可是电影明星 Did you know we got a big movie star here?
加利·瓦伦丁 Gary Valentine.
你姓瓦伦丁 Your name is Valentine?
瓦伦丁 Valentine.
我是不是应该要个签名 Should I get an autograph?
不用 Don't bother.
我在这个学校这么多年 I've been right here the whole time.
我有种感觉 我命中注定认识你 阿兰娜 I get this feeling I was meant to know you, Alana.
我二十五岁了 拜托 You know I'm 25, right?
做朋友还行 但我不可能做你女朋友的 I can be your friend but I can't be your girlfriend.
违法的 That's illegal.
- 你给我希望了啊 - 闭嘴吧 - You give me hope. - Shut up.
是命运让我们在这里相见 This is fate that brought us together.
- 是命运啊 - 闭嘴 - This is fate. - Shut up.
卡片拿来 Card.
- 这里 - 我是说 - Right here. Okay. - I mean, I'm trying
- 我只是想跟你认识 - 哦哦 - to spend my time with you. - Oi, oi.
- 难道不可以吗 - 别聊天了 - Is that bad? - Stop, stop that. Oi.
把腿转过来 Turn your legs around.
不要低头 向上看 Not too down, so look up, look up. Uh...
嘴巴闭上一点 Close your mouth just a little bit.
露出一点点牙齿就够了 Just see a little bit of teeth.
就一点点牙齿 Little bit of teeth. Little bit of teeth.
像小老虎一样 行了 走吧 Go on, like a tiger. Off it. Go.
下一个 Next. Next.
我以前怎么会没见过你 怎么可能不认识你 How have I never seen you before? How have we never met?
别说了 小混蛋 Stop talking so much, slimy.
再说吧 我不确定 但是再说吧 We'll see. I doubt it, but we'll see.
我要继续工作了 你也该回去上课了 Now I gotta get back to work and you have to get back to class.
阿兰娜 不要再用时间当借口了 是命运让我们相遇 Stop using time as an excuse, Alana. Our roads took us here.
不要扯这些哲学家一样的胡话 Stop sounding like a philosophy guy,
小爱因斯坦 说不定我会去见你 Albert Einstein. Maybe I'll see you later.
我不会去见你的 I'm not gonna see you later.
下巴抬起来一点点 就这样 劳拉 Put your chin up just a little bit like that, Laura.
下巴抬起来 Chin up, chin up.
- 嗨 加利 嗨 格雷格 - 嗨 - Hey, Gary. Hey, Greg. - Hey.
我今天见到了我以后要娶回家的女孩 格雷格 I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
你当我伴郎怎么样 And you're gonna be my best man.
现在击球手已经打下去两个了 So, two down and Garvey the batter.
有事的话就到鸡尾餐馆找我 I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock if you need me.
爱你 格雷格 Love you, Greggo.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
史蒂夫这个赛季已经得到了一百一十一个打点得分 Steve finished the regular season with 111 RBIs,
比吉米·永利多三分 three more than Jimmy Wynn.
现在道奇队在第六局二比零领先 Sixth inning with the Dodgers leading two to nothing.
两个跑垒 三次打点 没有失误 Two runs, three hits, and no errors.
观众朋友们 周二的比赛 Remember, there are still tickets available
仍有余票 for Tuesday's game.
今天就可以购买 You can get them today
请前往道奇体育场售票处 at the Dodgers ticket office on Stadium Way.
支持球队全力一投 And the pitch is high, ball one.
别像个变态一样 拜托 Don't be creepy, please.
这个球中场犯规 Foul ball up the middle.
能不能别用你那大眼睛瞪我了 Will you stop with the googly eyes?
你好 唐 Excuse me, Don.
我要两杯可乐 Can I have two Cokes?
好的 加利 马上就来 Sure, Gary, you got it.
谢谢 Thank you.
别这样 Stop.
怎么了 What?
我都能听见你的呼吸 I can hear you breathing.
快停下 Stop.
- 停下呼吸吗 - 是啊 - Breathing? - Yes.
那么 阿兰娜 你有什么未来的计划吗 So, Alana, what are your plans?
我不知道 I don't know.
你对未来的设想是什么样 What's your future look like?
我不知道 I don't know.
在小脚趾照相馆的工作 你还喜欢吗 How do you like working at Tiny Toes?
我讨厌死了 I hate working at Tiny Toes.
你自己做事业吧 You should start your own business.
我应该做什么事业呢 What business should I be in?
不知道 你喜欢做什么 I don't know. What do you like?
我不知道 I don't know.
你像个演员 你应该去做演员啊 You're an actress. You should be an actress.
你是怎么当上这么红的小演员的 So how'd you become such a hotshot actor?
我就是表演家啊 I'm a showman.
- 我天生就是做这个的 - 啊 - It's my calling. - Ugh.
我不会别的 只会演戏 I don't know how to do anything else.
我命中注定做演员 It's what I'm meant to do.
我还是个孩子的时候 I mean, ever since I was a kid, I've been
- 我就唱唱跳跳的 - 拜托 - a song and dance man. - Come on.
什么叫你还是个孩子的时候 Ever since you were a kid?
唱唱跳跳 Song and dance man?
你父母呢 Where are your parents?
- 我妈妈为我工作 - 哦 那肯定的 - My mom works for me. - Oh, of course she does.
- 确实啊 - 嗯 那肯定 - Yes, she does. - That makes sense.
她在我的公关公司工作 In my public relations company.
你的公关公司 In your public relations company?
- 你有公关公司啊 - 是啊 - Because you have that? - Yes.
- 你还是演员 - 是啊 - And you're an actor. - Yes.
你还是秘密特工吧 And you're a secret agent too?
嗯 不是 我不是秘密特工 Well, no, I'm not a secret agent.
哈哈哈 好笑 That's funny.
你在逗我吗 Are you joking?
啊 我没有啊 Well, no, I'm not.
信息量真大啊 That's a lot.
嗯 是有点复杂 Gets complicated.
哦 那是 I'm sure.
有这么多事要忙 忙完还要写 那么多数学作业 是吧 And all that math homework you have to do after everything.
我妈妈现在在拉斯维加斯 My mom's in Las Vegas right now
要去忙一家庄园酒店的事务 taking care of the Hacienda Hotel,
留我一个人在家 which leaves me back here.
我们也为鸡尾餐馆和查德尼餐馆做公关 We do PR for Tail o' the Cock and Chadney's.
我喜欢查德尼餐馆 I like Chadney's.
- 你喜欢吗 - 嗯 - You like Chadney's? - Yeah.
你喜欢日本料理吗 Do you like Japanese food?
什么是日本料理 I don't really know what that is.
天皇餐馆 The Mikado?
下次我们就去天皇餐馆 I'm taking you to The Mikado next time.
还有下次 Next time?
嗯 Yeah.
那里的料理很好吃 The food's magnificent.
加利 你是个好孩子 You're sweet, Gary.
等你十六岁 你会大富大贵 住在自己买的豪宅里 You're gonna be rich in a mansion by the time you're 16.
而我到了三十岁 I'm gonna be here
也还是会在这里给小孩拍纪念册照片 taking photos of kids for their yearbooks when I'm 30.
你甚至不会记得我 You're never gonna remember me.
我不会忘记你的 I'm not gonna forget you.
你也不会忘记我 Just like you're not gonna forget me.
如果我问你要电话 你会给我吗 If I ask for your phone number, would you give it to me?
我干嘛要给你 Why should I give you my phone number?
我就能给你打电话了呀 So I can call you.
加利 我不知道 I don't know, Gary.
怎么了 Why not?
你记得住吗 How are you gonna remember it?
七位数字而已呀 It's only seven numbers.
七五八四六八六 758-4686.
- 七五六四六八六 - 你记错了 - 756-4686. - You already got it wrong.
七五八四六八六 758-4686.
[唐·里克斯：美国笑星] 行了 唐·里克斯 All right, Don Rickles.
不要不停地给我打电话 行吗 Don't call me all the time. Okay?
记住 我们不是男女朋友 We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Remember that.
我们是…你懂的 We're... You know.
嗯 I know.
- 爸爸 - 哇喔哇喔哇喔 - Hi, Dad. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
喂 喂 喂 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
怎么了 What's up?
- 什么怎么了 - 你干什么去了 - What? - What's going on?
没干什么 Nothing.
现在都几点了 What time is it now?
十点啊 10:00.
你干什么去了 What'd you do?
早上我告诉你了啊 I told you what I was gonna do this morning.
告诉我什么了 What?
我跟丽莎吃饭去了 Go to dinner with Lisa.
- 莉萨 - 嗯嗯 - Lisa? - Yeah.
莉萨是什么鬼 Who the fuck is Lisa?
爸 你认识莉萨 Dad, you know Lisa.
莉萨 Lisa?
她跟我一起在照相馆工作 Yeah, she works with me
- 一小孩 - 我不认识什么莉萨 - at Tiny Toes. - I don't know Lisa.
- 什么 - 就是莉萨啊 - What? - Yes.
你去哪儿了 Where were you?
你怎么穿成这样 你去约会了吗 Why are you dressed like that? Were you on a date?
约会搞这么长时间 Looks like it was a long date.
埃斯特 滚开 Get out of my room, Este.
他的名字是杰罗姆·H·弗里克 "His name is Jerome H. Frick.
他的朋友都叫他杰瑞 His friends know him simply as Jerry,
他有一个年轻漂亮的妻子美绪子 and his attractive young wife as Mioko.
他们的新餐馆 天皇餐馆 Their new restaurant Mikado
让您愉悦地享受日本料理 is a delightful dinery featuring foods of Japan,
这里提供货真价实的日本食材 and it should be quite authentic,
杰瑞十五年前在东京开过餐馆 for Jerry had a restaurant some 15 years in Tokyo.
除了杰瑞本人 The entire staff,
餐馆的所有员工都是日本员工 with the exception of Jerry, is Japanese,
可爱的女招待 and those 'little doll' waitresses
全部身着合体缤纷的和服为您服务 are dressed fittingly in colorful kimonos.
欢迎光临 Give it a try,
我们为您提供愉悦的就餐体验 we think you'll be delighted."
- 不错啊 安妮塔 - 嗯 那就好 - Oh, that's wonderful, Anita. - Oh, fantastic.
真的 Oh, of course.
- 写得真的很好 - 噢 - It's just wonderful. - Oh.
- 谢谢 - 不用谢 - Thank you. - Of course.
你看我们需不需要 Uh, do you think we should mention
提及一下这个宁静的氛围 something about the serenity, though?
- 嗯 - 令人愉悦的宁静 - Hmm. - The pleasant quiet?
嗯 我也希望能够多写一些内容 Yes, and I wish that we had space to include everything
因为这家餐馆实在是太美了 because it's such a beautiful restaurant,
但我们总是要有取舍的 but if we choose one thing...
哦 Right.
那好吧 Okay. Let's just...
哦 美绪子 Oh, Mioko,
你怎么看呢 how you think of this?
你对这则登报简讯有什么看法 What do you think of item for newspaper?
哦 知道了 洋子小姐 Oh, oh, Yoko-san.
她说没有提到料理本身啊 I think the cuisine is not mentioned.
- 哦 - 她不知道 - Oh. - She's wondering
有没有提到料理本身 if we mentioned the cuisine.
哦 是吗 Of co... Uh...
- 是说料理吗 - 嗯嗯，是的 - The cuisine? - Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
这里面提到料理了啊 没有吗 I think we did talk about that, didn't we?
我看一下 I might...
我之前还有一份稿 I have an earlier draft.
在这里 Here it is.
菜单上有各种各样的日式开胃菜品 "There is a complete roster of Japanese appetizers available
可以搭配美式或日式酒饮 while sipping American or Japanese spirits.
喜欢尝试新口味的人 可以选择生鱼片 For the daring, sashimi is offered.
但也不要担心 我们也提供美式料理 But don't worry, there are many American dishes too.
无论您是不是美食家 都能在这里找到快乐 Mikado is for the gourmet and the non-gourmet alike."
这个写得怎么样 What you think of that?
跟刚才讲女侍者的那一版比较 Much better talking about the cuisine
还是专注料理本身比较好 谢谢 than the waitresses. Thank you.
那太好了 我会改正的 Oh, fantastic. I will make a note of that.
- 好的 - 那我们就送去登报了 - Sure. - That's what we'll send to the paper.
谢谢光临 Thank you so much
G&G公关公司 for coming in to G and G Agency.
非常感谢你 安妮塔 Really appreciate it, Anita.
- 谢谢 - 嗯嗯 - Thank you so much. - Mmm-hmm.
- 谢谢 - 没事的 - Arigato. - Of course.
七点二十 与查利·图那有约 7:20 with Charlie Tuna.
由电脑挑选出来的那位幸运女孩 I'll make that call to the girl selected by a computer...
唉… So...
你别生我气 I'm afraid you're gonna be upset with me.
我不能陪你去纽约上杰瑞电视秀了 I can't take you to New York for The Jerry Best Show.
我得去拉斯维加斯 I have to go to Las Vegas.
- 我不会生气的 - 不生气吗 - I'm not upset. - No?
不生气 有什么可气的呢 No. Why is that bad?
没有父母或者监护人 你不能去纽约 Well, you can't go to New York without a parent or a guardian.
没有成年监护人在场的情况下 你不能做媒体节目的 They're not gonna let you do the press tour without a chaperone.
牛排味道不错 鸡肉怎么样 The Salisbury steak is delicious. How's the chicken?
好吃 Delicious.
抱歉 先生 您还需要饮料吗 Excuse me, sir, could I offer you another beverage?
您说什么 I beg your pardon?
您还需要饮料吗 Can I get you something else to drink?
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
我叫布伦达 Um, it's Brenda.
- 布伦达 - 嗯嗯 - Brenda. - Mmm-hmm.
真好听的名字 That's a beautiful name.
我要两杯可乐吧 布伦达 I'll take two Cokes, Brenda.
好的 Okay.
你是演员吗 Are you one of the actors?
是的 Yes, I am.
你好 Hola.
你好吗 Como esta?
- 我是兰斯 - 嗨 - I'm Lance. - Hi.
- 我是拉莫·阿兰娜 - 阿兰娜 - Me llamo Alana. - Alana.
好 好 Bien. Bien.
- 嗨 加利 - 兰斯 - Hey, Gar. - Lance.
这边还好吧 How's things back here?
- 旅程一路顺利吧 - 嗯嗯 - Pretty smooth ride, right? - Mmm-hmm.
从来没坐过这个航班呢 Never flown this bird before.
你们午饭吃的什么 What'd you have for lunch?
牛排 Salisbury steak.
我吃的鸡肉 I had the chicken.
这边还有牛排吗 不错 不错 They did have steak back here? Good, good.
好了 很高兴认识你 阿兰娜 All right. Well, hey, very nice to meet you, Alana.
待会下飞机见 I'll see you on the tarmac.
幸会 Charmed.
加利 你找的这个监护人太靓了吧 Wow, super-hot chaperone, Gar. Nice one.
别乱想 她是我朋友 That's my friend, don't think about that.
你在搞笑吗 兄弟 Oh, man, are you kidding? My mind's racing,
我的大脑现在高速运转 几乎在跑圈呐 doing circles around that track.
孩子们 大家好 Hello, boys.
- 露西 你好 - 嗨 露西 - Hey, Lucy. - Hi, Lucy.
嗨 马克 你好吗 Hey, Mark, how ya doing?
很好 你呢 Good. How are you?
- 嗨 提姆 - 嗨 露西 - Hey, Tim. - Hey, Lucy.
哈罗德 Harold.
我其实叫亨利 My name's Henry. you know?
- 你好 露西 - 嗨 兰斯 - How ya doing, Lucy? - Hey, Lance.
瓦伦丁 别这样 注意场合 And, Valentine, don't. Just don't in here.
[Vagina：阴道] 你干什么 你比个Ｖ干什么 是阴道的意思嘛 What's that? What is that? V? Is that for "vagina"?
你这是干什么 为什么大家都这样 Why are you doing that? Why do people keep doing that?
意思是爱与和平啦 Peace and love, baby.
闭嘴吧你 小混蛋 Oh, shut it, you little shit.
行了 别胡闹了 在台上不许出丑 Now, cut the comedy. Don't be an ass out there.
祝大家好运 Good show, everybody.
- 谢谢 露西 - 谢谢 露西 - Thank you, Lucy. - Thank you, Lucy.
宝贝 不要给你妈妈丢人 好吗 Sweetheart, do not embarrass Mommy, okay? Have fun.
大家好运 Break legs.
注意我在舞台上给出的信号 Watch for me on stage. I'll send you a signal.
我会说一个专属于你的玩笑 I'll make a joke just for you.
- 好的 - 往前看 - Okay. - Straight ahead.
不要停 She's not even stopping.
往前走 直接去舞台 Keep going straight ahead to the stage.
你去右边 To the right.
露西 今晚您能来做客我的节目 我很开心 Lucy, I wanna tell you how much we enjoyed your visit tonight.
在节目结束之前 Before you go, I'd like the audience to meet
我们有请这十八个小孩登上舞台 those wonderful 18 children...
好耶 Wonderful.
他们在《欢乐满堂》里扮演露西的孩子 ...who played the kids in Under One Roof.
他们高兴着呢 I think they'd like that.
- 他们在后台吗 - 在 - Are they back here? - Yes.
有请 And here they are!
起床咯 Rise and shine.
♪ 每天早晨 我们迎着阳光 ♪ ♪ We rise And shine every morning ♪
♪ 早早起床 ♪ ♪ Bright and early ♪
♪ 不欢迎赖床到中午的懒虫 ♪ ♪ Go somewhere else If you want to sleep Till noon ♪
♪ 骑着自行车 踩着轮滑 去打保龄球 去约会 ♪ ♪ Bicycle riding and skating And bowling and dating ♪
♪ 吉他的声音也跟不上我们的步伐 ♪ ♪ The sound of guitars Not quite in tune ♪
♪ 有时感觉我们像是在这里转啊转 ♪ ♪ Sometimes it seems like We're going 'round In circles ♪
♪ 对每一件小事念念不忘 ♪ ♪ And we get hung up On every little thing ♪
♪ 整理玩具 收拾床铺 ♪ ♪ Pick up your toys Make your bed ♪
♪ 挂掉电话 ♪ ♪ Off the telephone ♪
♪ 大家为什么都像小孩一样 ♪ ♪ Why do they act Just like children? ♪
♪ 花园里的花朵喧闹起来 ♪ ♪ It's a garden that's full Of noisy flowers ♪
♪ 这些都是你的 ♪ ♪ And they're all yours ♪
♪ 我的 ♪ ♪ Mine ♪
♪ 我们的 ♪ ♪ And ours ♪
♪ 人生就像弹球 你得蹦来蹦去 ♪ ♪ Life is a ball if you have The bounce to live it ♪
♪ 就像棒棒糖 有酸也有甜 ♪ ♪ A lollipop any flavor Sweet or sour ♪
我是那孩子的监护人 I'm his chaperone.
♪ 但不能只求索取不求付出 ♪ ♪ But you can't take Without giving That's all part of living ♪
♪ 爱要分享才能欢乐满堂 ♪ ♪ For love is to share ♪
♪ 这是你的 我的 我们的 ♪ ♪ It's yours! It's mine! It's ours! ♪
- 我是他的监护人 - 嘘 - I'm his chaperone. - Shh!
♪ 就像军舰驶向家的港湾 ♪ ♪ Just like a ship sailing home Across the ocean ♪
♪ 风平浪静的天际也可能一下变脸 ♪ ♪ Some days are calm But you know when It gets rough ♪
♪ 只有我们聚在一起 ♪ ♪ It's gonna take everybody ♪
♪ 同心协力 ♪ ♪ All hands on deck ♪
♪ 才能征服困难 ♪ ♪ If we work together We'll make it ♪
♪ 阳光 雨露 欢乐满堂 ♪ ♪ On the way There'll be sunshine There'll be showers ♪
♪ 这是你的 ♪ ♪ And there'll be yours ♪
♪ 我的 ♪ ♪ Mine ♪
♪ 大家一起来 ♪ ♪ And everybody! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! ♪
♪ 这是你的 ♪ ♪ And there'll be yours ♪
♪ 我的 ♪ ♪ Mine ♪
♪ 我们的 ♪ ♪ And ours ♪
兰斯 在好莱坞还过得习惯吧 Lance, how's things in Hollywood for you?
挺不错的 杰瑞 Oh, things are going real well, Jerry.
我刚刚得到了NBC电视台 班纳塞克 的客串角色 跟乔治比伯演对手戏 I just did a guest spot on Banacek with George Peppard for NBC.
乔治比伯很棒啊 真好 George Peppard. That's great, that's great.
- 谢谢 - 你呢 加利 - Thank you. - How about you, Gary?
上周我演了三个大麻烦 Well, last week I did Three Beavers.
[Leave it to Beaver：美国儿童情景剧] 你是说《天才小麻烦》 Leave it to Beaver?
是三个大麻烦 Three Beavers.
你叫什么名字 Hi, what's your name?
谢谢关心 杰瑞 Thank you for asking, Jerry.
我叫马戈 My name is Margo.
你好 马戈 Hi, Margo.
- 宝贝 你来了 - 你这个小混蛋 - Oh, there you are, my... - You little shit!
- 你混蛋 - 我怎么了啊 - You little prick. - What'd I do?
你以为自己很搞笑嘛 You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny?
- 让我在电视上这么多人面前出丑 - 露西 等一下 - Humiliating me in front of millions. - Lucy! Wait.
- 放开我 - 这些都是我的影迷 - Let me go. - These are my fans.
你不能这么对我 You cannot treat me like this.
你完了 我要搞死你 This is the end for you. I'm coming to get you.
你没事吧 Oh, baby, are you okay?
- 她看上去不太高兴啊 - 你们没事吧 - She didn't seem too happy. - Are you okay?
- 是不高兴 - 没事了 - No. - It's okay.
她一直都这样吗 Is she like that all the time?
差不多吧 More or less, yeah.
你还好吗 How are you doing?
- 还好 - 那就好 - Good. - Good.
我先去把这身睡衣换掉 All right, I should go get out of these pajamas.
- 好的 - 待会见 - Okay. - I'll see you.
再见 Bye.
- 谢谢你 威廉 - 谢谢 维克 - Thank you, William. - Thanks, Vic.
下楼去吧 孩子 Right down the stairs, young man.
加利 Gary?
- 加利·瓦伦丁 - 维克 - Gary Valentine. - Vic.
- 幸会 - 幸会 - Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.
你最近在做什么 What've you been up to, man?
我刚从纽约回来 去杰瑞电视秀 宣传新电影《欢乐满堂》 I was in New York on a PR trip for Under One Roof. The Jerry Best Show.
- 是哦 - 妈呀 你咋长这么大个儿了 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God, you're huge.
- 嗨 盖尔 - 喔 - Oh, hi, Gale. - Wow.
- 加利 - 很高兴见到你 - Gary. - Nice to see you.
你长了不少个头呢 You've really grown a lot, huh?
- 嗯 是 - 很好 - Yeah. - Good,
一看你就是爱吃蔬菜的好孩子 you've been eating your vegetables.
开始 And action.
全新西尔套装 有十种穿法 你可以这样穿 You can wear the new Sears 10-in-1 suit this way.
还可以这样穿 Or this way.
全新的马甲造型 Or try this all-new vest suit look.
还有其他七种搭配 Or seven other ways.
真棒 你演得还是那么好 Perfect, man, you still got it.
谢谢 加利 Thank you, Gary. Really appreciate it.
- 很感谢你今天能来 - 你最近怎么样 - Thanks for coming in. - How ya doing?
还不错 离婚了 但 Good. Divorced, but, uh...
- 让他念这个 行吗 - 也瘦了不少 不过 - Can we have him read this? - ...losing weight, so...
- 谢谢 - 不过过得也还行 - Thank you. - ...very nice. Oh.
- 你看起来挺好的 - 谢谢 - Well, you look great. - Thank you.
就直接念出来吧 How about a, uh, cold read?
好的 Sure, let's do it.
开始 And action.
“我的脸真的…” "My face is a..."
不好意思 我重新开始一次可以吗 Sorry. Can I do it one more time?
- 可以 - “我的…” - Sure. - "My fa..."
“我的脸被痘痘毁掉了 我该怎么办” "My face is a pimply mess and I don't know what to do."
好了 真的太棒了 Cut. Fantabulous!
- 你演的还是这么好 - 谢谢 维克 - You still got it, man. - Thank you. Thanks, Vic.
- 真棒 - 好了 - Really terrific. - All right.
- 谢谢你 加利 - 很高兴见到你们 - Thanks, Gary. - It was good to see you guys.
- 很高兴 - 再见 - Great to see you. - Bye, Gary.
- 再见 加利 - 再见 大家 - Bye, Gary. - Bye, you guys.
清洁先生广播秀 Mr. Clean Man Show
本周二将为您带来 with special guest brings a super soulful group
特约嘉宾 to the Earth in PV this Tuesday.
转到地球 清洁星期二先生那里 Move to Mr. Clean Tuesday at Earth.
节目热线 二六二〇 Call 262-0797.
- 好吃 - 嗯 - Yum. - Mmm.
您现在收听的是 What you're listening to
托德·伦德格伦的最新专辑 is Todd Rundgren's new album.
如果您手边有耳机的话 Now if you have a pair of headphones,
请戴上耳机调大音量欣赏 you better get 'em out and get 'em cranked up
给您更好的收听体验 'cause they're really gonna help.
- 什么 - 任何东西 - Something? - Anything? written, performed
创作和制作由托德·伦德格伦亲自操刀 and produced by Todd Rundgren,
现在唱片店 now on Bearsville Records,
磁带与唱片有售 wherever tapes and records are sold.
有鼻窦喷雾剂吗 Do you have sinus spray?
妈妈 咱们是在这里吃 Mom, do you wanna eat the burgers in the car
还是回家吃呀 or at home?
你是说离开吧 Oh, you must mean Sine-Off?
嗯 Mmm.
你想回家吗 Do you wanna go home?
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
妈妈应该做什么 跟孩子睡觉 What should Mom do? Sleep with the kids?
禁止亨丽埃塔这样做 Tell Henrietta no?
还是应该让孩子们都有自己的睡袋 Or make sure they all have their own sleeping bags?
- 应该让孩子们都有自己的睡袋 - 你的女儿今年十三岁 - Make sure they all have their own sleeping bags. - Your 13-year-old daughter
她想拥有跟同学一起的通宵聚会 wants to have a co-ed slumber party.
妈妈应该怎么做 迈克 What should Mom do, Mike?
毫无疑问地 禁止亨丽埃塔这样做 No question in my mind. Tell Henrietta no.
让他们分开睡吗 Provide separate rooms, uh-uh.
告诉亨利埃塔不要 Tell Henrietta no. That's, that's...
迈克会说 Mike would say, "Henrietta, no." Sheri?
我愿意跟孩子一起睡 I would love to sleep with the kids,
但她只有十三岁 but I think as long as she's only 13, I agree.
好吧 那我跟她说 不能办通宵聚会 We agree. I would tell her no. No, no slumber parties.
谢里同意迈克说的 All right, Sheri agrees with Mike.
这样很好 It's a good thing
你能认同我 这很好 that you agreed with me on that one.
喂 Hello?
阿兰娜在吗 Is Alana there?
她在 你是谁 Yeah. Who's this?
兰斯 Lance.
稍等一下 Yeah, hold on one second.
阿兰娜 是兰斯找你 Alana, it's Lance.
应该让他们分房间睡 I believe that you should provide separate rooms.
也不应该直接取消聚会 只是 I don't think you should call the party off, or...
喂 Hello?
兰斯 Lance?
喂 Hello?
他们可能会想别的 Well, they might try something.
听得到我说话吗 Can you hear me?
如果你要阻止他们 If you're gonna be there to stop them...
作为一个好的父母 你应该 If you're a good parent, and you're watching...
我能听到你在呼吸 I can hear someone breathing.
好吧查克 All right, Chuck,
这并不完全符合他们的观点，但 that's not exactly agreeing with them, but...
提供单独的房间 "Provide separate rooms."
玛丽娜 你觉得查克说得对吗 Marina, do you agree with Chuck?
我们又开始了 No, this is where we start again.
我们总是闹别扭 We always disagree.
我不能让她这么做 I'm going to tell
她年纪还太小 Henrietta no. I think she's too young.
我不能让她跟一个女孩过夜 And I wouldn't even let her have a girl sleeping...
电话响了 The phone's ringing.
我不同意 I don't agree with him. I agree with him.
我不在乎她知不知道 I don't care if she knows...
玛丽娜说 So Marina says,
不能开通宵聚会 "No. No co-ed slumber party." Louis?
我可以腾出房间来 Well, I think I'd provide separate rooms.
不行 No, you just can't.
她还太年轻了 You tell Henrietta no. She's too young.
那就腾出房间吧 Okay, Louis. Provide separate rooms.
路易斯要腾出房间 特雷西 你说呢 Louis says provide separate rooms. Tracy?
我觉得她还太年轻 I'd tell Henrietta no because she's too young.
迈克和谢里是唯一同意的 Mike and Sheri were the only couple
他们也认为她年纪太小 who agrees with telling Henrietta no.
你们中没有一个建议和孩子睡的 Not one of you had said, suggested sleeping with the kids.
♪ 阿门 ♪ ♪ Amen ♪
不错 Nice.
兰斯 Lance...
你准备好了吗 are you ready for nice dinner?
- 准备好了 - 那就好 - Very ready. - Good.
谢谢你邀请我来吃饭 Thank you for having me again.
那好 Wonderful.
请你为安息日白面包祈祷吧 Are you ready to do a berakhah on the challah?
哇 谢谢 Oh, wow, thank you. Uh,
我对您很敬重 但我还是要拒绝 我是无神论者 however, I must respectfully refuse. I'm an atheist.
你不是犹太人吗 You're Jewish.
哦 您说得对 Well, you're certainly right.
我出生时信奉犹太教 I was born into Judaism,
但我的人生经历 将我塑造成为一个无神论者 but my personal path has led me to atheism.
您看 世上这么多苦难 You see, I just can't believe there's a God
很难让人相信有神明保佑 when I see all the suffering in the world.
我是说越南战争 您也知道吧 Vietnam, you know?
所以 我很尊重您的习俗 但还是算了 So, with all due respect, no, sir.
谢谢邀请 但我不会念祈祷文的 I can't do the blessing, but thank you.
你的鸡巴长什么样子 What does your penis look like?
啥 What?
你 的 鸡 巴 长 什 么 样 子 What does your penis look like?
就正常的样子啊 Like a regular penis, I guess.
包皮割了吗 Is it circumcised?
割了 Yeah.
那 你 他 妈 的 就 是 犹 太 人 Then you're a fucking Jew!
你这是干什么 干什么啊 Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
他是我男朋友 He was maybe gonna be my boyfriend.
听好了 女士 Listen, young lady,
你竟敢把这种蠢货带到我家的安息日晚餐来 you don't bring this idiot to Shabbat dinner here.
爸 他是无神论者 还是个演员 Listen, Dad, he's an atheist, and an actor,
- 他很有名的 - 那他也是犹太人 - and he's famous. - But he's Jewish.
他要带我远走高飞 He was gonna take me out of here.
埃斯特 不许你这样看着我 Este, don't you even look at me.
你别盯着我看 Don't you even look at me.
- 你总是这么盯着我看 - 我没有 - You're always looking at me. - No.
- 我啥都没有说啊 - 你想干嘛 - I didn't even say anything. - What are you doing?
你想干嘛 你在想什么 What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh?
哎呀我是埃斯特 我给父母打工 我美得很 "I'm Este. I work for Mom and Dad. I'm perfect.
我做房地产经纪人哦 I'm a real estate agent.
阿兰娜的生活一团糟 Alana doesn't have her life together.
阿兰娜只会往回家带傻逼男朋友 Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time."
- 确实 - 我就知道 - I mean... - I knew it.
我就知道你又在想这些 I knew that was what you were thinking.
你就想吧 你就知道想 You're always thinking things, you thinker.
想吧 你就知道想 You thinker! You think things!
妹啊 别总是和大家吵来吵去的 Gotta stop fighting with everyone all the time.
去死吧 丹妮尔 Oh, fuck off, Danielle.
嗨 宝贝 需要点什么 Hello, baby. How can I help you?
这是什么啊 What is that?
亲爱的 这是一张水床 That is a bed made of water, sweetheart.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
加利 Gary.
加利 Gary,
进来吧 体验一下水床 won't you come in and take a closer look at it.
不会咬你的 It won't bite.
来吧 亲爱的 Come on, baby.
你看多舒服 It's nice, isn't it?
躺上来吧 Hop on.
享受一下 Groove on that.
多少钱 How much does it cost?
只卖六十九块九毛五 $69.95.
你感兴趣吗 Do you dig it?
喜欢吗 Do you love it?
有了这张床 人们再也不会睡床垫了 Nobody's gonna sleep on mattresses anymore.
床垫早就过时了 That's old hat, Jack.
呆子才睡床垫呢 That's for squares.
很多人买水床吗 Do you sell a lot of these?
没有 你是我的第一个顾客 No, you're my first customer.
水床上市很久了吗 How long has it been out?
还没几天呢 Just a couple of days.
这是当代潮流 It's modern edge.
关于睡眠和梦境的科技 Out-there, sleep and dream technology.
液体的奢侈享受 Liquid luxury for you.
你的女性朋友一定会喜欢 You can impress your lady friend.
好莱坞俱乐部少年集会 Teen-Age Fair, Hollywood Palladium.
跟你喜欢的乐队 Rock with Jericho, Crystal Fire,
一起摇滚 Nirvana, and others.
更大更好玩 这就是青少年集会 Bigger, more fun, the Teen-Age Fair.
四月二日周五 下午六点到午夜 Friday, April 2nd, 6:00 to midnight,
一直到整个复活节假期 then every day through Easter.
很容易，宝贝，但你永远不会 Easily, baby, but you'd never...
他怎么会在楼上吃东西 What do you mean he's upstairs eating?
他应该在楼下 He's gotta get down here.
让他下来接电话 Get him on the phone, man, or get him down here.
- 来吧 - 给文斯打电话 - Come on, boys. - Call Vince.
听我说 Now, I'm telling you,
现在集会还没开门 the Teen-Age Fair is not open, all right?
天呐 God Almighty.
我不知道为什么总是来这里 I don't know why I come down here all the time,
真的不知道 I really don't.
你没在听我说话 You don't listen to me.
是桑尼和雪儿 提姆 是桑尼和雪儿啊 Sonny and Cher, Tim. Sonny and Cher.
不是 没有桑尼 Nope. No Sonny.
没有人在意 Nobody cares but me.
我们还没正式开门 别乱动 好吗 We're not opening yet. Please don't touch the stuff, okay?
每一年 Every single year,
- 我们都会在这里 - 好吧 - we show up. - Okay.
我们还没开张呢 We're not open yet.
- 你是真的怪物赫尔曼吗 - 可以给我签个名吗 - So you're the real Herman Munster? - Can I have your autograph?
不行 我们还没开张 我是真正的怪物赫尔曼 No, we're not open. Yes, I'm the real Herman Munster,
现在你还不能过来 but you can't be here right now.
不能进来 You can't go through here.
走吧 Go on!
凯文 Kevin!
我有个好主意 I got a really good idea.
好 Okay.
我带了我爸的烟管来 Um, I have my dad's pipe.
我去搞点大麻给你的客户 So, we should give your customers some weed
这样应该能帮助提高销量 to help sell waterbeds.
行 这主意确实不错 Yeah, that is actually a good idea.
你能去车里拿一下灯吗 Do you mind grabbing lights from the car?
- 好的 没问题 - 谢谢 - Yeah, okay. - Thank you.
怪人 Weird-ohs.
让我看看 Let me see.
塔克小摊 Taco mini-bike.
黑光灯 Black light.
大头贴 Photo booth.
好吧 咱们来卖床吧 Okay. Let's sell some beds.
我的大明星来啦 我的大明星 There's my star. There's my star.
大家集合起来 Well, gather around, all you cool cats.
太神奇了 太神奇了 Magical. Magical.
头靠这边 脸冲这边 Head right here, facing that way.
真好 看这边 Lovely. Lovely. Look that way. Look that way.
手臂这样放 Arm like this. Arm like this.
你想成名吗 Who wants to be famous?
谁想成名 Who wants to be famous?
- 加利 你好 - 来数一数 - Hey, Gary. Gary. Hey. - Just guess the amount of...
我知道哪里能搞到迷幻药 I think I know where I can find some LSD.
你觉得迷幻药比大麻好吗 Do you think that would be better than the weed?
不用了 就抽草挺好的 No, no, no. Keep it with the grass, man.
- 大麻就很不错 - 好的 没问题 - Keep it with the grass. - All right. Okay, sounds good.
草就挺不错 Keep it with the grass.
你们去海边玩过吗 Have you guys ever been to the ocean?
- 去过啊 怎么了 - 当然去过 - Yeah, why? - Sure.
你们还记得漂浮在水上放松的感觉吗 You remember that relaxing feeling of just laying on the water?
- 躺在水上吗 - 是的 - Laying on the water? - Yeah.
有了我们湿底水床 你每晚都能享受这种感觉 Have that every night with a Soggy Bottom waterbed.
精神点 琪琪 Keep the energy up, Kiki.
洛杉矶学校联盟地区 The Los Angeles Unified School District,
世界上最棒的地区 the best district in the world.
女士们 先生们 有请帕萨迪纳小姐 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pasadena.
下一位上场的是来自伯班克中心的玛丽 Next up, from the heart of Burbank is Mary.
玛丽是伯班克小姐 Mary is Miss Burbank.
家里三代厨师 Third generation chef.
她的外婆和母亲都擅长烹饪 Her grandmother and mother love to cook.
你好啊 美女 Hello, gorgeous.
你好啊 帅哥 Hello, handsome.
你常来这里吗 Come here often?
我又不是青少年 不常来 No, 'cause I'm not a teenager.
我来帮我朋友乔乔卖耳环 I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
你的下面湿软吗 睡眠还好吗 Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
既然你这么说了 Well, now that you mention it...
是男朋友的问题让你睡不着吗 Boyfriend trouble?
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
请为决赛选手鼓掌 let's hear it for all of the finalists.
我没有男朋友 No boyfriend.
所以我没有问题 So I don't really have trouble.
哟 那挺好 Well, that's good.
让我来给你介绍一下 Let me introduce you
这是人类自内置弹簧之后 最伟大的睡眠发明 to the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring.
别忘了 我们在塔赞纳有电影放映 And don't forget, we have the movies of Tarzana.
我见过这个 真的好酷 I've seen these before. These are far out.
嗨 琪琪 Oh, hi, Kiki.
嗨 阿兰娜 你在做什么 Hey, Alana. What are you doing here?
跟这个小大卫·凯西迪混在一起 Seeing this little David Cassidy.
你呢 What are you doing here?
我为他工作 I'm working for him.
是吗 Is that so?
所以这里一共有多少波点啊 So, how many dots is it?
谁知道呢 我觉得没人愿意数 Who knows? I don't think they even counted.
- 嘿 - 哇哦 - Hey! - Whoa!
哇 Whoa. Whoa.
- 加利 - 嘿 你们干什么 - Gary. - Hey! What's going on?
- 加利 - 加利 - Gary! - Gary!
警官 Officers?
- 怎么回事 - 加利 - What's going... - Gary!
怎么回事 警官 这是怎么回事 What? Officer, what...
不 加利 不要这样 加利 No, Gary! No! No! Gary!
你们一定是搞错了 There must be a mistake.
- 加利 - 加利 你做什么了 - Gary! - Gary, what did you do?
- 警官 我没干什么啊 - 警官 他是无辜的 - Officer, what did I do? - Officers, he's innocent,
- 他只是个孩子 - 我发誓 我什么都没干 - he's a kid. - I promise I'm innocent.
- 他有人权的 - 警官 我是无辜的 - He has rights! - Officer, what did I do?
- 把你警号给我看一下 - 警官 我干什么了 - What are your badge numbers? - Officer, what did I do?
- 我要去举报你 - 我什么也没干啊 - I will be reporting you... - What did I do?
我从这里出去 第一件事就是去警局举报你 ...to the chief of police immediately when I get outside.
你们要带他去哪里 Where's he going?
加利 别担心 Gary, don't worry.
别担心 我会跟你在一起 Don't worry. I'm gonna find you, okay?
不要担心 好吗 Don't worry, okay?
一百八十七号嫌疑人身着蓝色衬衫 187. Suspect is wearing a blue shirt,
红棕色长发 嫌疑人持有武器 非常危险 long red-brown hair. Suspect is armed and dangerous.
该死 Fuck.
滚开啊 青少年 Fuck off, teenagers!
一八七 187.
嫌疑人现在在维恩路 左转上了塞尔玛路 Suspect headed south on Vine, turned left on Selma.
向南往阿盖尔去 Headed south on Argyle.
又左转进了俱乐部 Made a left into the Palladium.
嫌疑人身着蓝色衬衣 白色长裤 Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, white pants.
白人 十六岁 红棕色长发 White male, aged 16, long red-brown hair.
嫌疑人持有武器 非常危险 Suspect is armed and dangerous.
我没有十六岁 我才十五岁 I'm not 16, I'm 15.
下个月我才十六岁 My birthday is not till next month.
你等着进监狱吧 You're going to jail, big boy.
谋杀罪就得进监狱 You're going to jail for murder.
祝你在阿提卡监狱度过余生 蠢货 Have fun in Attica, dickhead.
是不是这个人 Hey, that's him?
不是 That's not him.
走吧 Come on.
快出来啊 Come on.
出来啊 Come on!
你干什么了 What did you do?
你杀人了吗 Did you murder someone, huh?
你是药贩子吗 What, do you have drugs on you?
你到底做了什么 加利 What did you do, Gary?
你还有烟管吗 Do you still have the pipe?
没有了 No, no...
我扔掉了 No, I threw it out. I threw it out.
你这个名字 湿底 听起来让人 有拉了裤子的感觉 Hey, "Soggy Bottom" sounds like someone shit their pants.
就说是嘛 I know, I know.
- 这名字不行啊 - 我知道 - That's not good. - I know.
也只有你们会觉得好笑吧 That's only funny to you guys.
人们买床垫 肯定不想听到这个名字 But when someone wants to buy a bed,
感觉穿着里面全是屎的纸尿裤 they don't wanna think about shitting or shitty diapers,
或者拉了裤子 or shit in pants.
阿兰娜 床也不只是用来睡觉的 Well, the bed's not just for sleeping, Alana.
对 不只是用来睡觉的 还是用来进行性行为的 Well, if it's not just for sleeping, I think you mean it's for sex.
湿底听起来让人一点性趣都没有 "Soggy Bottom" isn't making anyone hot or horny.
你不觉得吗 It doesn't make you hot?
不觉得 No.
这些天大家都在谈论水床 "Everybody's talking about waterbeds these days, right?
当然 它值得讨论 And, uh, it's with good reason,
因为自从发明内置弹簧垫以来 because the waterbed is the greatest thing
水床是人类睡眠历史上最伟大的发明 to happen to sleep since the invention of the inner spring."
行啊 Okay.
如果您想现在就拥有一张水床 "If you've been thinking about getting a waterbed now,
我们会为您送货上门 you can have one delivered to your very door.
现在就拿起电话 接通全世界最大的水床制造商 All you gotta do is call the world's largest manufacturer of waterbeds,
太平洋水床 Pacific Waterbeds.
他们为胖伯尼提供大号水床 They present Fat Bernie's king-size waterbeds."
我喜欢这名字 I love the name. Yeah.
原价一百的六乘七英寸大床 现在只要三十九块九毛五 "Six foot by seven foot waterbed, you got a $100 value for only $39.95.
只要三十九块九毛五 胖伯尼大水床送到您家 Thirty-nine dollars and 95 cents for your very own
赶快拿起手边的电话 king-size Fat Bernie waterbed if you act now.
拨打四五一三六三一 Call 451-3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed
我们送货到您家门口 免费安装 delivered COD right to your very door.
如不满意 十日内无理由退货 With a 10-day money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied.
你的爱人会感谢你的 Your loved one will love you for it."
不管你的爱人是男是女 有两个还是三个 Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three,
还是你只想跟心爱的人告白 or, uh, maybe you wanna tell somebody that you love them,
又无法说出口 you're not exactly sure how you're gonna do it,
那就选择一张胖伯尼的水床吧 you can tell them with a king-size Fat Bernie waterbed.
你甚至会感谢自己 Now, you'll even love yourself for it.
或许你想做的只是躺在 Maybe all you wanna do is just
胖伯尼的大水床里获得快乐 ensconce yourself in your own king-size waterbed
没有世俗的打扰 with nobody around to bother you.
这也太自恋了 是吧 That is some real narcissism, okay?
这里是KPPC帕萨迪纳电台 接下来为您播放Doors的歌曲 It's KPPC Pasadena, we've got The Doors coming up next.
你说得对 你说得对 You're right. You're always right.
胖伯尼水床店 请问您需要什么帮助 Fat Bernie's, how may I help you?
- 好的 - 糟糕 - Oh, great. - Shit. Shit.
太平洋水床是为我们胖伯尼供货的 Pacific Waterbeds presents Fat Bernie's Waterbeds.
请问您需要什么帮助 How may I help you?
- 你好 吉恩 - 你好 - Hiya, Gene. - Hi.
- 今天送什么货 - 你好 吉恩 - What do you got today? - Hi, Gene.
- 你好 - 就这些箱子 - Hello. - Just some boxes.
好的 Okay.
混蛋 Assholes!
你们自己搬 Take it.
二十 二十五 三十 Twenty, 25, 30. Just 30.
我这边有四百 I got 400. 400.
- 一百五 - 我有四百 - 150. - I have 400,
你那边呢 and then you have...
等一下 这还有很多五块 Wait a sec. What were the five?
这边五十 Fifty here.
五 十 十五 二十 二十五 三十 好了 Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. All right.
- 三十 - 这边有二十一 - 30. - There's 21.
这边二十一 Twenty-one's there.
零钱一共有多少 And then how much was the change?
等等 这边大概有十九 Wait, I think there might have been 19 there.
这点钱不够啊 Not that good of a start.
我们有二十一 No, we have 21.
没有啊 只有十九 No, we only had 19.
胖伯尼 "Fat Bernie's..."
下面画小一点 It's small on the bottom.
胖伯尼写得太多了吧 Too many "Fat Bernie's."
没事 写得小一点 可以的 Yeah, but it can be small. That's fine.
然后呢 And then...
这样吧 Let's try...
用电离雾化器辐射样本 To radiate the specimen with your ionization nebulizer.
现在，回到船上 Now, back to the ship.
你是左撇子吗 Are you left-handed?
是啊 你不知道吗 Yeah. You didn't know that?
不知道啊 No.
我以前从不认识用左手写字的人诶 I've never met anyone left-handed before.
真的吗 Really?
加利 Gary!
- 你来了 - 杰瑞 - There he is. - Jerry.
很高兴见到你 你好吗 Good to see you. How you doing?
- 你好 朋友 - 你好 - Good to see you, my friend. - Good to see you.
- 你好 - 你好 美绪子 - All right. - Hi, Mioko.
不是 这个不是美绪子了 美绪子不在了 No, no, no. Mioko is gone.
这是我新一任妻子 贵美子 This is my new wife, Kimiko.
- 你好 贵美子 - 她多漂亮 - Hi, Kimiko. - Pretty as a picture.
这位美丽的女士是谁 Who's this pretty thing?
这是我的一位女性朋友 阿兰娜 Uh, this is my lady friend, Alana.
- 你好 阿兰娜 - 我是他的商业伙伴 - How do you do, Alana? - Business partner.
幸会 A pleasure.
幸会 Nice to meet you.
杰瑞 我来是想跟你谈谈 Jerry, I want to talk to you about this, by the way.
等一下 Hold up, hold up.
咱们正式一点 坐下来谈 Let's do it right. Let's sit down
喝点什么 可以吗 and have something to drink first, okay?
- 好的 - 你们先请 - Sounds great. - After you.
谢谢 杰瑞 Thank you, Jerry.
加利 我爱你 我愿意为你做任何事 Oh, Gary, I love you, and I wanna do anything for you.
但这个广告跟我的餐馆风格不搭啊 But I just don't really think these fit in my restaurant.
我们是日本餐馆 We're Japanese,
这个水床生意太美式了 and this waterbed business is strictly American.
呃 贵美子 Uh, Kimiko,
你觉得这个水床的广告怎么样啊 what you think of this waterbed?
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
她说的啥 What did she just say?
很难说 毕竟我也不懂日语 It's hard to tell, I don't speak Japanese.
加利 我是很想帮你 Gary, I wanna help,
除了把这个广告在我的餐馆到处贴之外 让我怎么帮你都可以 but can I help without putting these out inside everywhere?
嗨 阿兰娜 Oh, hey, Alana.
嗨 弗里斯比 Hey, Frisbee.
你在这里工作吗 You work here?
很不幸 是的 你来干什么 Unfortunately. What are you doing?
帮我朋友谈水床生意 Helping my friend with his waterbed business.
- 你说加利 - 是啊 你认识他吗 - Gary? - Yeah. You know him?
认识 我爱那孩子 Yeah, I love that kid.
- 你爱他吗 - 当然 - You love him? - Uh-huh.
你怎么认识他的 How do you know him?
他是杰瑞的朋友 是这里的常客了 He's in here all the time. He's a friend of Jerry's.
哦 Yeah.
他是个可爱的小混蛋 He's cute for a little hustler.
他很聪明 很懂做生意的事情 He's also really smart and a good businessman.
是 Mmm-hmm.
你还在小脚趾照相馆工作吗 Hey, you still work at Tiny Toes?
不在了 我现在是加利的合作伙伴 No, I'm partners with Gary now.
对了 那个手撸男 Oh, the "Hand Man."
他要求你给他撸过吗 Did he try and get a hand job from you?
有 他总是问我 Yeah, he's asking all the time.
行啊 你算是接过了我的接力棒啊 Good. I'll pass the baton off to you.
再见了 弗里斯比 Okay, I'll see you later, Frisbee.
好的 帮我跟你姐姐们打招呼 Okay. Say hi to your sisters for me.
我给您形容一下 就像一张蹦床 I could describe the sensation as a soft, spongy, slow-motion trampoline
只不过有更加柔软 缓慢的波动 没那么有弹性 without the great bounce.
更性感一点 Sexier.
说得再性感一点 Sexier. Make it sexier.
但也没有 But there's no...
- 闭嘴 - 我不想 - Shut up. - I can't...
有没有实体店我可以试着躺一下的 There's no floor model for me to try?
目前还没有呢 但我们有退货政策 No, but you can get the bed
如果您不喜欢 退掉就好了 and if you don't like it, we can do a money-back guarantee.
阿兰娜 你能不能更性感一点 Alana, you have to be sexier
- 你这样说他不会买的 - 我想… - or he's not gonna buy it. - I think I just wanna
我再考虑一下吧 有需要我会打电话的 think about it for a while, then maybe I'll give you a call back.
别让他挂电话 Don't let him get off the phone.
您叫什么名字 What's your name?
呃 特德 Uh, Ted.
特德 Ted.
是我 Yes.
哦 特德 名字真好听 Oh, Ted, I love that name.
好吧 Okay...
我叫阿兰娜 My name's Alana.
你好 阿兰娜. Hi, Alana.
我来你家 为你安装水床 好不好 Can I come and install the bed for you?
什么 What?
我帮你安装 告诉你怎么用 I'd lay it down and show you how it works.
水床动起来 就像海浪 It moves in a similar way to the ocean...
里面湿漉漉的 wet inside.
可能一开始有点不习惯 但一旦你喜欢上这感觉 特德 And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted,
你就不会想问这么多问题了 I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.
你成功地把这张床卖给我了阿兰娜 Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana.
说说吧 你几时能把水床送来我家 Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?
哎哟 还挺着急 Oh, well. Eager.
你得等我下了班吧 I have to wait until my work is done.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
嗯 我的老板又老又坏 他强迫我没日没夜地工作 Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.
你跟你老板胖伯尼说清楚 你有事要先走一步 Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?
特德 你可不知道 胖伯尼可讨厌了 Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.
听起来就很讨厌啊 Sounds like it.
他把我关在这里 不让我出去 He keeps me locked up inside.
但是特德 我跟你说 But you know what, Ted?
你说 What's that?
你一定会喜欢我们的水床的 I know you're gonna love our wet beds.
- 你知道买水床还送什么吗 - 送什么 - You know what they come with? - What's that?
木头床头板 A wood headboard.
木头硬硬的 顶在墙上 And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.
听上去不错啊 That sounds great.
我们不送床头板 We don't have wood headboards.
我现在把你转给我的同事 柯克 I'm gonna hand you off to my associate, Kirk,
他会记录你的收货信息 and he's gonna take down all your information,
待会我就过去给你送货 特德 and I will be at your place later, Ted.
感谢您致电胖伯尼 祝你愉快 Thank you for calling Fat Bernie's. Have a nice day.
你承诺什么啊 我们现在还没有床呢 What are you doing? We don't have beds.
那就快去进货啊 Well, we better get some,
水床不过是塑料袋里装上水的水气球 because water in a plastic bag is a water balloon.
再加上个架子 就是床了 With a frame, it's a bed.
我们去北区伐木场 Let's just go to Northridge Lumber,
- 他们那边有很好的 - 我的脚本话术写得很好 是你自己扯远了 - they have real good... - I wrote good dialogue. You're improvising too much.
你让我说得性感一点啊 You told me to make it more sexy.
是 但我只是让你语气性感点 I told you to make it more sexy, I didn't tell you,
没让你承诺去别的男人家上他的床啊 "Go over to the guy's house and get in his bed."
加利 我跟你说过 我很擅长做戏 I told you I'm a good actress, Gary. I told you.
别让我更性感 Don't tell me to make it more sexy, man.
你要性感 我就给你更性感 If you want it more sexy, I'll make it fucking horny.
我们有着自己的想法 We just have our own dreams and ideas.
那我们就这样 And so we'll just...
不管她问什么 你就回答是 嗯 就可以 So, just say yes. To whatever she asks you, just say yes.
比如说 她问你会唱歌吗 你说会 Let's say, if she asks you if you can sing, say yes.
问你会跳舞吗 你说会 If she asks if you can dance, say yes.
唱歌跳舞我本来就会啊 I can sing, and I can dance.
我知道你会 No, I know. I know. I know.
我就是告诉你一声 如果她问到 I'm just saying that if she asks you
一些你可能不太会做的事情 if you can do something that you might not know how to do,
你也说你会 just say yes.
反正拿到角色之后 Because you can always learn how to do something
他们会找人再来教你的 once you get the part.
不管她说什么 你只要给出肯定的回答就可以了 So just say yes to whatever she asks.
问什么你都说会 Whatever she asks, just say yes.
- 说会 说会 - 行了 我知道了 - Just say yes, just say yes... - Okay, I got it.
好吧 Okay.
- 你好 珍妮丝 - 你好 加利 - Hi, Janice. - Hi, Gary.
- 玛丽 - 哦 亲爱的 - Mary. - Oh, darling.
加利告诉我 So, Gary tells me that you've been studying
你一直在跟米尔顿·法默学习表演 at Everywoman's Village with Milton Farmer.
是的 Yes.
我喜欢他对于年轻演员的调教 I love his work with young actors.
他是个厉害的人 He is a miracle worker.
你笑起来真温暖 You have a warm smile,
温暖的笑容是种力量 which is very powerful.
你这犹太人的鼻子也很显眼 And you have a very Jewish nose,
现在很流行这种长相 which is becoming very fashionable.
现在有很多工作 I am getting a lot more requests
都特别要求犹太女孩 for Jewish girls.
是吗 那太好了 Really? That's great.
不 No.
给塔图姆带好 Love to Tatum.
你擅长运动吗 Are you athletic?
你的身材很紧实 You seem to have a very firm body.
是的 Yes.
你会骑马吗 Do you know how to horseback ride?
会 Yes.
哦 你会击剑吗 Uh, do you know how to do fencing?
会的 我会击剑 Yes, I can fence.
- 篮球会打吗 - 会 - Basketball? - Yes.
- 棒球呢 - 会 - Baseball? - Yes.
- 足球会踢吗 - 会 - Soccer? - Yes.
你还会其他我不知道的运动吗 Any other sports or special skills that I should know about?
我会马伽术 I studied Krav Maga.
那是什么玩意 什么是马甲树 Well, I don't know what that is. What is "Quick Draw McGraw"?
是以色列的格斗术 士兵交战时候用的 It's martial arts from Israel. It's used in combat.
我爸爸在以色列参军 我们家人都会 My dad was in the Israeli Army. We all know it.
格斗术是跟空手道差不多的东西吗 So it's a form of karate, let's say?
更像是教你如何用铅笔捅进敌人的眼睛 It's more like, "How to use a pen to stab someone's eye out."
你他妈的挺能打啊 是不是 You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you?
我喜欢你这性格 I like that.
我能看到你的拼劲儿 I can see that.
你穿得漂漂亮亮来了 You come here trying to be all pretty for me,
但实际上 你让我想起 but really, you remind me...
一条狗 of a dog.
一条英国斗犬 Of an English pit bull dog...
让人欲火焚身 with sex appeal...
还有 and...
你那犹太大鼻子 a very Jewish nose.
除了英语 Do you know any other languages?
你还会说哪种语言 Besides English?
希伯来语 Hebrew.
- 除了希伯来语呢 - 哦 不好意思 - Besides Hebrew. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
我会西班牙语 Um... Spanish...
哦 Oh.
法语 French...
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
拉丁语 Latin...
还有葡萄牙语 And Portuguese.
[葡萄牙语] 好得很 Bueno.
好得很哟 Fantastico.
你愿意演露胸的角色吗 Would you be willing to work topless?
愿意 Yes.
不愿意 No.
如果你不愿意真空上镜 工作机会就没那么多了 You will lose out on work if you're not willing to do nudity.
你宁愿在镜头面前裸体 也不愿跟我出去约会吗 So you'd be naked in a movie, but you wouldn't make out with me?
你愿意给全世界人看你的胸 但却不让我看 You'd show the whole world your boobs, but I'm not allowed to see?
你忘了吗 是你让我无论被问到什么 都给出肯定回答的 You told me to say yes to everything, remember?
我给你眼色了 阿兰娜 我让你别同意 I told you to say no to that, Alana.
我又不知道该怎么说 Well, I didn't know what to say.
拒绝啊 Say "no!"
如果我能得到角色的话 我当然愿意裸体上镜 I would get naked in a movie if it gave me the part.
女演员在电影里裸体 这不是很正常嘛 Actresses get naked in movies all the time.
有什么问题 加利 What's wrong with that, Gary?
正是 现在电影里 Because there's too much nudity
- 女性裸体太多了 - 拜托 - in pictures right now. - Oh, come on.
你是我的朋友 阿兰娜 我们是好朋友 And you're my friend. We're friends, Alana.
而你 宁愿在电影里让陌生人看你的胸 And you'd do it in a movie,
也不愿让我看一眼 you'd show your boobs in a movie but you wouldn't show them to me!
你怎么不去问你的同龄女孩 看她们的胸呢 Why won't you ask someone your age to see their boobs?
我问的是你 Because I'm asking you!
你真的想看我的胸吗 Do you really wanna see my boobs?
想 Yes.
- 格雷格人呢 - 在他自己房间里 - Where's Greg? - He's in his room.
我能摸摸吗 Can I touch them?
不行 No.
如果你告诉别人 那就再也别想跟我说话 If you ever say anything to anyone, I'm never speaking to you ever again.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
你觉得我整天跟加利和他的朋友们混在一起 奇怪吗 Do you think it's weird I hang out with Gary and his friends all the time?
不奇怪 No.
我觉得奇怪 I think it's weird.
你爱怎么想就怎么想吧 It is whatever you think it is.
我觉得很奇怪 我整天跟加利 I think it's weird that I hang out with Gary
和他十五岁的朋友们混在一起 and his 15-year-old friends all the time.
地球有限公司公共服务 A public service from Earth Limited.
你开心吗 Are you happy?
我开心啊 你呢 Yes, I'm happy. Are you happy?
如果你开心 我就开心 If you're happy, I'm happy.
我当然开心了 Of course, I'm happy!
你真漂亮 You look so great.
是吗 Really?
哇 Wow.
我们乙烯塑料是最好的 The best kind of vinyl.
就像这个 Like, "Land-ho..."
看到这里写的了吗 as it says on the sign.
就在这里 Land ho It says "Land ho!" right there.
- 躺在上面跟漂浮一样 - 像小船一样 - You can float away on it. - Riverboat.
对你的颈椎和脊椎都有好处 Great for your back and your neck.
就像坐着船漂在水上一样 And you could just float away on a boat.
就是脊椎这里 Right on your back, or right here.
是阿拉伯进口的乙烯 And Arabian vinyl
- 最棒的乙烯塑料 - 这是最好的一种 - is the best kind of vinyl. - It's the best kind.
我们做过测试的 绝对不会漏水 Nothing will puncture. We tested it.
我们在最严酷的条件下 We tested it under, like,
做过很多种测试 the worst conditions.
这就是伯尼大床 This is our "Big Bernie."
- 这是好好睡觉 - 对吧 - It's the "Serious Sleeper." - That right? Mmm-hmm.
这个是被竞相模仿的经典设计 Um... "It's the classic design copied by all the others."
你们小心点 Guys, calm down.
不要再床上打架 Don't wrestle on the bed, okay?
我知道她喜欢懒人沙发 但那比不上水床啊 I know she likes the bean bag, but you need the Big Bernie.
迪安娜 Deanna.
停下 闭嘴 You stop! Shut up!
苏·波梅兰茨 Sue Pomerantz.
加利·瓦伦丁 Gary Valentine.
这张床是阿拉伯奇妙夜 This is our "Arabian Night,"
是我们最高端的产品 百分百阿拉伯进口乙烯 our highest-end model, and also made from 100% Arabian vinyl.
这是胖伯尼私人定制大床 This is Fat Bernie's personal king-size mattress.
有加热器 床头板 烟灰缸 He has the heater, the headboard, the side ashtrays,
- 还有台灯组 - 嗯 - and the lamp fixtures. - Hmm.
如果胖伯尼躺在水床上抽烟 And what happens if Fat Bernie falls asleep
不小心睡过去了那怎么办 while he's smoking in his waterbed?
好问题 That is a great question.
水温很低 烟是烧不过去的 Actually, the water is too cold to allow the cigarette to burn through.
- 很聪明的设计啊 - 嗯 - Oh, that's smart. - Uh-huh.
那水床睡着会不会很冷啊 So, it's cold?
在夏天 会非常凉爽 在冬天就不会了 Well, in the summer, it is, and in the winter, it isn't.
来看这个 Let me take you over here, "Land Ho, The Riverboat,"
这也是阿拉伯乙烯的 made with, also, Arabian vinyl.
欢迎光临胖伯尼 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.
那边有懒人沙发试坐 Don't forget to sit in the bean bag chair.
胖伯尼水床 懒人沙发 Fat Bernie's waterbeds, bean bag chairs.
欢迎光临 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.
你好 Hi.
欢迎光临 Welcome to Fat Bernie's.
产品都是UL认证的 These are UL approved.
他们认证了 说明我们的产品很好的 And if they say you can do it, you can do it.
嗨 加利 这是谁呀 Hi. And who is this, Gary?
加利 你好 我是经理 Gary. Hi. I'm the manager here.
- 我是阿兰娜 - 嗯 - I'm Alana. - Mmm.
阿兰娜 这是苏 Alana, Sue. Sue, Alana.
- 嗨 - 你好 - Hi. - Hello,
幸会 it's nice to meet you.
加利 我有事找你 Hey, Gary, can I steal you for a second?
关于订单 应该怎么写 你来定一下 I just wanna see how you want these orders written out.
我马上去 I'll be right there.
我现在就要结果哦 Well, I really need to know soon,
文书方面需要写清楚啊 because I really want the paperwork to be correct.
这刚开业 可别弄出什么差错 We don't wanna get it wrong on the first day, do we?
我等下就过去 I'll be right there.
没事吧 Is everything okay?
当然没事 Yes, of course.
她是你女朋友吗 Is that your girlfriend?
不 她不是我女朋友 No, that is not my girlfriend.
她看上去像我的女朋友吗 Does it seem like she's my girlfriend?
挺像的 Kind of.
不是吧 No. I mean...
她只是我的员工 No. She works for me.
她过去是我的保姆 She used to be my babysitter.
咱们来这边 我们看一下这里 Now, I'm gonna take you over here. This is the...
我嗑嗨了 I'm so high.
柯克让我嗑嗨了 Kirk got me stoned.
好吧 Okay...
加利 我好开心啊 I'm very happy, Gary.
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
我们一起做成了这件事 We did this together, didn't we?
- 嗯 是啊 - 是我们一起做成的 - Uh-huh. We did. Okay. - We did it.
你开心吗 Are you happy?
该死 Oh, shit.
回来啊 妞 Hey, come back, toots.
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卧槽 你这咋回事 Excuse me. What the fuck?
阿兰娜 Alana.
知道吗 彩虹 你对我来说是个谜 You know, Rainbow, you're a complete mystery to me.
我一点都不了解你 I don't know a word about you.
我不认识你的朋友 不知道你的父母在哪 I don't know who your friends are, if you've got parents...
阿兰娜 Alana!
我也不知道你有什么糟糕的历史 ...if you're in some kind of trouble...
你可以跟我说 You can tell me, you know.
弗兰基 我没什么神秘的 There's no mystery here, Frankie.
我来自宾夕法尼亚交际区 I come from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
[Intercourse：可以指插入性行为] 人们总开这里的玩笑 我习惯了 I know, I've heard all the jokes.
我没开玩笑 I didn't say a word.
还有更好笑的 It gets better.
在到交际区之前 You have to pass through "Faithful"
你还得经过忠诚区 to get there.
来自这样的地方 要承受的肯定不少吧 That must be quite some cross to bear.
我的父母都去世了 My parents are dead.
五年前 他们在一场车祸中丧生了 They were killed in an automobile accident five years ago.
他们都是好人 They were nice people.
在交际区其实没有发生过什么 Nothing really happens in Intercourse, you know.
在我高中毕业之后 So as soon as I graduated high school,
我带着行李和吉他 来到了加利福尼亚州 I grabbed my bag and my guitar, and I came to California.
行了 可以了 And, cut-a-rooski.
- 好的 非常棒 - 谢谢你 阿兰娜 - That was wonderful. - Thank you, Alana.
你的简历里说 你会骑马 This says you know how to ride a horse.
是的 Yes.
你还会讲葡萄牙语 And you speak Portuguese.
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
彩虹她喜欢骑马射箭 Rainbow loves horses and archery.
我们在故事支线里会扩展这个线索 That's a subplot we've been developing.
所以我们想找一些 We would wanna make sure that actresses under consideration
可以骑马射箭的女孩试镜 are capable of doing these things.
嗯 我会骑马 也会射箭 Yes, I can do both.
谢谢你 阿兰娜 谢谢你来试镜 Thank you, Alana. Thank you for coming.
刚才过去的十分钟里 我感觉 我和真正的彩虹坐在一起 I feel like I've been with Rainbow for 10 minutes,
是不是呀 杰克 don't you, Jack?
是的 Absolutely.
谢谢你 霍尔顿先生 Thank you, Mr. Holden.
知道吗 You know...
你让我想到格蕾斯 you remind me of Grace.
格雷斯·凯利吗 Kelly?
霍尔顿先生 Mr. Holden,
再要一杯马提尼吗 another martini, sir?
好的 Yes, please.
你还要吗 Another?
嗯 Sure.
- 再来三杯 - 好的 - Make it three. - Okay.
我之前从来没有喝过马提尼 I've never had a martini before.
真好喝 They're good.
雨林里 The jungle.
只有在雨林里 我才能做自己 That's where I'm most myself.
不是这丛雨林 Not this jungle.
非洲 Africa.
是的 在非洲 Oh. Yes, Africa.
我目睹我最好的两个黑人朋友 在刚果被斩首 I saw two of my best Black friends beheaded in the Congo.
我从没跟别人说过这些事 我只分享给最亲密的你 I'll tell you intimacies I've shared with no one.
别问我吉隆坡发生了什么 But don't ask me about Kuala Lumpur.
你说的是台词吗 Is this lines
还是真实发生的事情 or is this real?
你真美 You're such a delicate creature.
你就是彩虹 You are Rainbow.
我是犹太人 I'm Jewish.
你笑什么 What's funny?
说的没错 It's true.
这不是雷克斯·布鲁吗 Is that Rex damn Blau?
是谁叫我布劳 Who said Blau?
我在这里 布劳 Right over here. Blau!
杰克 Jack!
看看这个人 Wait till you meet
他可是个大人物 this character.
哇 杰克·霍尔顿本尊 Jack goddamn Holden. Bang.
你这恶魔贱种 快过来 You son of a bitch from hell, get over here.
多阳光 帅气 You shiny, golden,
高大 下贱的混蛋啊 tall, inexpensive prick.
- 天呐 - 幸会 - My goodness. - It's so good to see you.
老天保佑 There is God's...
随便想六个数字 我能猜出来 Think of any six numbers, I can guess them.
- 是吗 - 我真的能猜出来 - Okay. - I can guess them. All right.
- 好吧 - 你想的是 - Okay. - You're thinking
六 三 四 五 six, three, four, five.
- 嗨 - 亨利 - Hey. - Henri!
- 很高兴见到你 - 我也是 - Always happy to see you. - Good to see you.
- 很高兴见到你 - 你晚上要在这里坐坐吗 - Good to see you as well. - Yeah, are you staying?
当然啊 I'm great, yes. Of course.
今晚我们可以外送服务 Hey. We can always do take-out tonight.
- 他环视四周 - 不可能 - He looks around. - No way.
胡子拉碴 脏兮兮的 He's all scruffy.
亨利 场面马上就要变得有趣起来了 Interesting development to the plot, Henri.
拜托 今晚不要惹麻烦吧 Well, let's not have any trouble, please.
我不会惹麻烦的 No trouble, no trouble.
这里是鸡尾餐馆 是我的地盘 This is Tail o' the Cock, this is my place.
我要留下来 Yes, I'm staying.
我要一个四人座位 三十八号桌 It's a table for four, please. Table 38?
还是换一张桌子吧 Well, tonight you might want a different table.
- 可以吗 - 亨利 我只要三十八号桌 - What do you think? - Table 38, Henri.
正对着他们的视线 With direct sight lines.
正对面 是吗 Direct sight lines, huh? Okay.
不是吧 Oh, no.
铁路上都是汽油 Full of gas on the railroad.
你知道吗 Now, you know what I'd like to say...
你见过他骑摩托车吗 Have you ever seen him on a bike?
我看到它在打转 I see it spin.
嗯 是 Good.
我知道你知道 I know you know I knew
- 我知道你知道 - 是的 - and know I do. - No. Yeah, well...
我很耐心的 我是个很有耐心的人 I'm patient. I'm a patient man.
你放屁 The hell you are.
有种神圣的感觉 There is this kind of a biblical feeling...
但又不是 Yeah, but... It's just not.
侍者马上就来为您服务 Someone will be right over.
- 谢谢 亨利 - 谢谢你 - Thank you, Henri. - Thank you.
你要看着他 Watch, you gotta watch him.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
管他的 Oh, no. Whatever it isn't.
杰克 Jack,
你知道我在停车场上停了一辆什么吗 you know what I got out there in the parking lot right now?
- 别说了 - 嗯 - Right on. - Mmm.
650cc摩托 650cc.
想都别想 你这个老滑头 No, no. You mischievous man.
沙漠雪橇 就等你一骑了 杰克 A full desert sled. It's out there for you, Jack.
这是你专属的坐骑 It's built for you.
- 我看到它在打转 - 确实在打转 - I'm seeing it spin now. - It's spinning.
我知道 它会转回来的 I know it's spinning, and it's gotta spin back.
来吧 你想骑的 Come on, you know you want it.
- 我不想 - 你需要骑它 - No. - You know you need it.
你需要 Oh, yeah, you do.
- 是吗 - 是的 当然了 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, you bet.
加利 我看见阿兰娜了 Gary, Gary, Gary, I see Alana.
柯克 保持杀手的专注 Kirk, assassin's focus.
咬紧牙关 刺刀拿稳 Gritted teeth and fixed bayonets.
- 阿尔芒 - 你个混蛋 - Armand! - Okay. Bastard.
你们俩在说什么啊 What are you guys talking about?
- 阿曼德 - 混蛋 - Armand - Bastard.
咱们这是说什么呢 What are we doing?
雷克斯先生 有何吩咐 Yes, Mr. Rex?
阿曼德 给我从吧台拿三把靠背椅 Armand, I need three wing-back chairs from the bar,
再拿一瓶清烈酒 I need a bottle of Everclear,
从厨房拿些油脂 I need plenty of grease from the kitchen.
到后面沙地的八号洞去等着我 And I want you to meet me on the eighth hole
现在就去 快点 by the sand trap, dos minutos. Pronto.
动作快 Apurarse.
天就快黑了 We're burning daylight!
我要做些准备 待会见 I gotta do some prep. I'll see you kids later.
你看过不为荣耀吗 Did you see No Time for Honor?
- 杰克·霍尔顿演的吗 - 是 - With Jack Holden? - Yeah.
你们要点马提尼吗 Do you guys wanna order martinis?
我可以给你们点 I can get us martinis.
我现在就可以点四杯 I'll get us four martinis right now.
两个目标点之间 有一座小桥 "The Bridges span a narrow gap between two targets.
那是整个朝鲜最重要的据点 They're the most important targets in all of Korea.
防御工事自然也最严密 Consequently, they're fortified accordingly.
尽管我们到达目标只有三十秒 Although we're only over the targets 30 seconds,
感觉却像一辈子那么长 it's a lifetime."
我们要去朝鲜吗 We're going to Korea?
我不明白 I don't understand.
你说我性感 对吗 But I'm sexy, right?
在周围的山上 "Every gun imaginable
到处都藏着看不见的枪 is hidden in those mountainsides.
架着枪的是敌人 And the men behind the guns..."
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
他们知道我们从哪里来 "They know where we're coming from
知道我们要到哪里去 and where we're headed.
我们要穿过他们 We're gonna fly right between them.
低空飞行 We're gonna fly low and straight
直接来一个突袭 with no element of surprise.
而他们就在那里埋伏着 And they're just sitting there
等着我们 waiting for us,
希望我们准时到达 hoping we'll come.
这就是土桥桑的桥的故事 南希 Those are the Bridges of Toko-San, Nancy."
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
用餐的贵客们 good people of The Cock,
手里的晚餐可以先放一放 put that dinner down.
沙拉可以待会再吃 That salad can wait.
牛排放冷了也可以吃 Let that steak get cold.
今晚我们的嘉宾不用过多介绍 'Cause tonight, we have a man who needs no introduction, really.
他就是杰克·霍尔顿先生 His name is Mr. Jack Holden.
是的 That's right.
如果你看过他的电影 And if you've seen his pictures,
那你肯定知道 then you know that every goddamn one of them
杰克在每部电影里都会炫耀他的摩托绝技 has got Jack riding a motorcycle,
好像他只会 as if it's the only way
骑摩托一种交通工具似的 to travel.
不管是在雨林 还是在马尼拉 Whether he's in the jungle, or he's in Manila,
还是巴黎 or he's in Paris,
又或是里约热内卢 or if he's in Rio de Janeiro.
沙漠里可没有出租车 They don't have taxis in the desert.
谢谢你 杰克 Thank you, Jack.
在座的各位 And for those of you
不知你们是否看过一部电影叫 who perhaps may have seen a little film called,
土桥桑的桥 The Bridges of Toko-San...
是的 Yeah.
柯克 Kirk.
杰克 Jack
还有美丽的格雷斯·凯利 and the beautiful Grace Kelly.
今晚在座的大家都是幸运儿 Well, tonight, you're lucky, 'cause tonight,
土桥桑的桥要在恩西诺这里上演 we bring Toko-San right here to Encino.
没错 没错 That's right. That's right.
感谢大家 Thank you. Thank you.
请大家起立 跟我一起去八号洞 On your feet now, follow me to the eighth hole.
见证这个奇迹 Here we go.
你扮演格雷斯好吗 Would you mind to play Grace?
杰克 我不会骑摩托 Jack, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
抓紧我就行了 You just have to hold on tight.
那就走吧 Let's ride.
这才是我的好彩虹 彩虹会骑摩托的 That's my Rainbow. Rainbow rides.
火把都点起来 Fire up those torches! Now!
等等 大家排好队 Hold on, people. Single file.
排单列队伍 Single file. There we go.
就在坡那边 Okay. Right along the ridge. Right along the ridge.
谢谢大家 Thank you, good people.
好了 阿曼德 Okay, Armand,
帮我管理一下人群 will you handle that crowd for me?
好了 Okay.
行了 再来点火吧 All right, people. I need some more flame.
多点火 More flame.
天呐 God.
今晚适合展现绝技 It's a great night for a jump.
难以置信 I can't believe it!
他真的来了 他真的要表演 He came here. He's definitely gonna do it.
好想看哦 I can't wait to see this shit.
哦 他要开始了 Oh, he's gonna do it.
好了 All right.
片场安静 Can I have some quiet on the set?
音效 Roll sound.
A机位就位 Roll camera A.
B机位就位 Roll camera B.
打板 Okay. Mark it.
开机 杰克 Action, Jack.
你记得我的真名叫什么吗 Do you even remember what my real name is?
噢 Whoa.
油门踩下去 加油啊 Keep your gas. Attaboy. Attaboy.
他马上要来了 Looks like he's coming in hot.
我来了 南希 I'm coming, Nancy!
耶 Yeah!
我把丹妮尔的吉他弄坏了 I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
我把丹妮尔的吉他弄坏了 I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
哦 天呐 Oh, man.
我没事 I'm all right!
土桥桑 土桥桑 Toko-San! Toko-San!
土桥桑 土桥桑 Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San!
给他来杯酒 This man needs a drink!
- 敬鸡尾餐馆 - 敬鸡尾餐馆 - To the Cock! - To the Cock!
土桥桑 Toko-San! Toko-San!
土桥桑 Toko-San!
土桥桑 Toko-San! Toko-San!
试图让石油成为政治武器 ...decided to use their oil as a political weapon.
他们决定每周 They will reduce oil production
石油减产百分之五 by 5% a month
直到以色列撤出占领地带 until the Israelis withdraw from occupied territory.
如果阿拉伯国家信守承诺 If the Arab countries keep that pledge,
那么整年燃油产量 it would reduce their production
将会大幅下跌百分之五十 by almost 50% in one year.
通过国家领导的通报 According to some of our leaders,
阿拉伯燃油禁令实施的时候 as the Arab oil embargo continues,
燃油危机将会进一步恶化 the situation will become increasingly worse
可能会实施燃油强制分配政策 and we may be forced into a gas rationing program.
燃油的短缺 The immediate shortage
将极大地影响到每一位平民的生活 will affect the lives of each and every one of us.
不管是工厂 交通 家庭生活 还是其他工作 In our factories, our cars, our homes, our offices,
我们都将经历 we will have to use less fuel
严重的燃料短缺危机 than we are accustomed to using.
燃油危机也不一定意味着 The fuel crisis need not mean...
你知道这个燃油禁令吗 Did you know there was an oil embargo?
需要大家做出一定的牺牲 ...require some sacrifice by all.
什么东西 Wait, what?
你不明白吗 Do you understand any of this?
这种景象 Major tie-ups like these
在洛杉矶的街头已经很常见 are becoming more frequent in Los Angeles.
- 当地的汽油供应… - 怎么了 - Will your gas supplies... - Huh?
还能撑多久 ...hold out very long?
水床生产需要乙烯 加利 The beds are made from vinyl, Gary.
有石油才能有乙烯 Vinyl is made from oil.
你知道这意味着什么吗 Do you have any idea what that means?
是吗 It is?
是啊 你以为呢 Fucking duh. What did you think it was made out of?
- 你以为是金子做的吗 - 我不知道啊 - Gold? - I don't know.
我以为是 I thought it was, um...
- 变魔术变出来的吗 - 我以为是 - What? Magic? - I thought it was...
我以为是什么高科技材质 Like a scientific fabric.
我以为是橡胶 I thought it was like a rubber.
橡胶也是石油做的啊 傻瓜 Which is also made out of oil, dipshit.
已经没钱加油了 要攒钱才可以 Filled up. Have to wait till I got some money to get it filled up.
昨晚回家的时候 I tried to pump gas
我试图给车子加油 on the way home last night
几乎没有加到 and had a little success.
我身上剩的钱不多了 What little money I had on me,
现在我还有几块钱 但是周末我就不敢保证了 I got a couple of dollars' worth, but, I'm afraid for the weekend.
真像世界末日啊 格雷戈 It's the end of the world, Greggo.
大家好 Hey, fellas.
嗨 Hello.
这里谁管事 你吗 是你管事吗 Which one is in charge? Are you? Are you in charge?
是的 是我 Yeah, I'm in charge.
可以跟你谈谈吗 May I just speak with you for a second?
- 好的 - 谢谢 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks.
告诉你的人先停一下 You can tell your crew to stop.
大家先停一下 Stop for a sec, guys.
呃 Um...
我想跟你说清楚 So, this is what I wanna say to you.
呃 Um...
- 你知道我是谁吗 - 知道 - Do you know who I am? - Yeah.
你知道我女朋友是谁吗 Do you know who my girlfriend is?
芭芭拉·史翠珊吗 Barbra Streisand.
是史 翠 珊 Barbra "Streisand."
- 珊 - 嗯 是珊 - "Sand." - "Sand." Yeah, like "sands."
- 就那个珊 - 芭芭拉·史翠珊 - Like the ocean, like beaches. - Barbra Streisand.
不对 是史翠珊 No. "Streisand."
珊 "Sand."
- 史翠珊 - 史翠珊 - "Streisand." - "Streisand."
芭芭拉·史翠珊 "Barbra Streisand."
你搞我吗 Are you fucking with me?
算了 不说这个了 All right, let's get past that.
希望你永远别在她面前出丑 Hopefully, you never fucking meet her.
你觉得我可怕 她比我还 She'll fucking... You think I'm bad.
我们要去看电影 我现在得去接她 So, we're going to the movies right now and I'm on my way to pick her up,
留你们在这里安装 so I'm gonna leave you here.
我一般是不会把生人独自留在我家里的 But, I wouldn't normally leave somebody in my house when I'm not there,
但这次你们来的太他妈迟了 我也来不及了 but I have to because you guys are so motherfucking late.
- 很抱歉 我们没有汽油了 - 行了 - I'm sorry. There was no gas. - Yeah, well,
别几把找这种烂大街的几把借口 that's an excuse I'm gonna shove up your fucking penis hole, man.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
- 加利 - 加利是吧 - Gary. - Gary. Gary.
你的几把眼有多大 How big is your penis hole?
就正常人那么大啊 It's regular sized.
嗯 你怎么知道 Hmm. How would you know?
如果我把你的几把借口塞进你的几把 Imagine what that would feel like, if I shoved that excuse up there.
- 会疼死你吧 - 嗯 - That would hurt a lot, right? - Yeah.
不过我不会那么做 But that's what I'd like to do.
很抱歉 我们已经来晚了 I'm sorry, I don't wanna make you any more late
我们就不耽搁您了 您可以走了 than you already are. You can leave.
瞧瞧你这个屌气的小混蛋 Look at you, you cocky motherfucker.
我喜欢 I like it.
我们是有共同语言的 对吧 我们都是街上跑大的孩子 We speak the same language, huh? We're both from the streets.
- 是吗 - 是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我从没见过你这样的孩子 哇 I didn't see it before. That's... Wow.
二话不说 来了就干 Wow, you get right in there and you do it.
你这里有一点 Wow. You have a little, um...
你左眼里有一点点脱色 You have a tincture in your left eye.
缺乏维他命K啊 It means that you're deficient in vitamin K.
我听上去像个医生 I'm like a fucking doctor.
多吃点维他命D 吃点鱼肝油 You need to take more vitamin D and cod liver oil.
看到那辆法拉利跑车没有 You see that Daytona Ferrari?
- 看到了 - 那是我的跑车 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's mine.
加利 我的跑车油箱加满 Gary, that's filled with gas.
我会准时飙到影院去看电影 That's gonna get me to the movies on time.
因为我不是什么垃圾废物 'Cause I'm not a shithead idiot fuck-up,
我是乔恩·彼得斯 I'm Jon Peters.
我唯一的问题 就是我太喜欢尾随女孩了 My only problem in life is that I love tail too much.
我真的喜欢 I love it. I love it so much.
我太喜欢了 I love it so much.
- 那是你姐姐吗 - 不是 - Is that your sister? - No.
- 你女朋友吗 - 不是 - It's your girlfriend? - No.
我太喜欢了 总有一天我会因为这个死掉 I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day.
- 你知道我跟过多少女孩吗 - 不知道 - You know how much tail I get? - No.
全部 All of it.
全都是我的 It's all mine.
- 你喜欢芭芭拉史翠珊吗 - 喜欢 - You like Barbra Streisand? - Yeah...
- 喜欢她吗 - 嗯 - You do? - Mmm-hmm.
真的喜欢她 Do you?
嗯 Yeah.
我也喜欢 I do, too.
有时候会看腻她 但你知道的 Gets boring, but you know...
嗯 Yeah.
如果你把我家弄得一团糟 I'm gonna kill you and your family
我会杀了你和你全家 if you fuck up my house.
- 懂吗 你家养猫吗 - 没有 - Okay? Do you have a cat? - No. No.
- 养狗吗 - 没有 - You got a dog? - No.
- 有兄弟姐妹没有 - 有个弟弟 - Your brother and sister... - Brother.
有个弟弟是吧 我会当着你的面 Yeah. Your brother? I'm gonna fucking choke
掐死的弟弟 your brother out right in front of you.
我不在的时候 史蒂夫会盯着你们 Okay, Steve's gonna look after you while I'm gone.
见到你很高兴 加利 Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Gary.
我想吓吓你 I want you to be horrified.
- 好吧 - 小心点 不然你就没命了 - Okay. - Your life's on the line.
但你知道这是怎么回事 But you know from that, right?
外面的规矩就是这样的 It's the way of the streets.
史翠珊小姐 Miss Streisand?
我是史蒂夫 嗯 Hi, it's Steve. Mmm-hmm.
嗯 他已经出门了 Yes, he just left.
我想告诉你 他今天订购了一张水床 I also thought you might wanna know that he ordered a waterbed this evening.
现在就在安装呢 Right now. Mmm-hmm.
四个小孩 一个女孩 我不知道她成年没有 Four small children and a girl or a young woman.
我真的不知道她成年还是未成年 To be honest, I don't know what she is.
嗯 好的 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Okay.
嗯 肯定的 好的 史翠珊小姐 再见 Yes. Sure will. Thanks, Miss Streisand. Uh-huh. Bye.
好了 Okay.
我以前跟茱丽安德鲁斯一起合作过 I used to work with Julie Andrews.
哦 Oh.
她是个很难搞的人 She was difficult.
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
他说他要杀了格雷格 He said he was gonna kill Greg.
弄好了 我们走 We're done, let's go.
唔 Boo.
讨厌 Jerks.
我要掐死你弟弟 "I'm gonna choke your brother."
嗯 Uh-huh.
虽然没说出口 但我想说的是 I kept it inside, but what I wanted to say was,
我掐死你才对 "No, I'm gonna choke you."
- 是吗 - 我真的想这么说 - Oh, yeah? - I would've said it.
我只是想装得冷静一点 I was trying to stay cool though.
我只是 I was trying to stay...
往边上挪挪 Scooch over.
倒回去 该死的 Back it up. Oh, fuck.
回到山上去 We're going back up the hill, okay?
好 Okay.
安装还顺利吗 How'd it turn out?
不错 挺顺利的 It was good. Went well.
你们没在我家里捣乱吧 You didn't fuck up my house, did you?
没有 No.
你没事吧 看得清楚吗 You okay? Can you see okay?
- 能看清 - 嗯 你还不如 - Yeah. - Well, why don't you just...
你还不如直接倒上去 然后直走 Why don't you just back in the driveway, and then you can go straight.
史蒂夫 Steve. Steve.
都怪你 都怪你 她打过电话吗 You blew it, man. You blew it. Did she call?
没有 No.
该死的 史蒂夫 God damn it, Steve.
妈的 到底在哪儿呢 Where the fuck is the... God damn.
操他妈的该死的车里没油了 史蒂夫 There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o.
操你妈 Motherfucker.
你们两个在一起多久了 How long you guys been together?
- 我和她吗 - 嗯 - Me and her? - Yeah.
- 我们没有在一起 - 我们不是情侣 - Oh, we're not together. - We're not together.
为什么不在一起呢 Why not?
我不知道 I don't know.
说啥呢 What?
我都二十八岁了 I'm 28.
- 你说什么 - 我二十五岁 - What's that? - I'm 25.
你今年二十五岁吗 你生日什么时候 You're 25? When's your birthday?
- 十二月 - 十二月 - December. - December.
你是摩羯座吗 还是射手座 Are you a Capricorn? Sagittarius?
- 射手座 - 射手座 - Sagittarius. - Sagittarius.
十二月几号 十三号吗 December what? 13?
- 十五号 - 十五号 - Fifteen. - Fifteen.
我只猜错了两天 I was only two off.
如果你不做发型师 还能做什么工作啊 What do you wanna do if you're not gonna do hair?
你有兄弟姐妹吗 Do you have sisters, or brothers, or anything?
有姐妹 Sisters.
是姐姐还是妹妹 Are they older or younger?
姐姐 Older.
你是家里最小的孩子吗 So you're the youngest?
你爸爸呢 How about your dad?
你跟你爸爸关系好吗 Do you have a good relationship with your dad?
- 挺好的 - 你爸爸做什么的 - Yeah. - What's he do?
房地产 Real estate.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
你爸爸教的你开车吗 Did he teach you how to drive?
你开得很棒 You're really good at it.
- 谢谢 - 很好 - Thanks. - Yeah.
开车很难哦 加利就开不好 It's not easy. Gary can't do it.
慢慢来 减点速 好了就这里 All right. Just slow it down now, okay? There she is.
空间够不够 过得去吗 Okay, do you have enough room? Yeah?
- 够 - 肯定吗 - Mm-hmm. - You sure?
我觉得够 I think so.
我停到边上了 怕别人撞上 I parked on the side so no one would hit it.
来 You know what? Here.
我来吧 就算撞上了也是我的错 不是你的错 I don't want you to have to bear the burden in case we hit it.
让我拿方向盘吧 Here, why don't I take the wheel,
踩住离合 and then you just put your foot on the clutch
轻轻点着刹车 and just feather the brake.
好了 我们一起开过去 That's it. We'll do it together, okay?
我们一起来 Yeah, we'll do it together, okay? Here we go.
对 流畅 就这样 深呼吸 Oh, yeah. Smooth. Smooth, yeah. Just breathe.
行了 没问题 肯定没问题 We got it. Yeah, we got it. I think we got it.
看到了没 就这样 Look. Look, look. Over there. You see?
好了 We got it.
没问题 We did it.
好棒啊 阿兰娜 That's so good, Alana.
噢 Oh.
- 是的 没有 - 咱们一点都没撞上啊 - Yeah. No. - We didn't hit it at all.
我 I...
你真好闻啊 Oh, you smell so good. Whoo!
加利 Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary.
搞点油来 我就该走了 Get some gas, I'll be on my way.
该死 看这长队排的 Oh, shit. Look at this line, man.
就像罐头里的沙丁鱼一样 Fucking sardines packed in a can.
这里左转 Go, just make a left here.
我他妈才不要排队 I'm not fucking waiting in this motherfucker.
让那车先走 好了 All right, let that car just go past. There you go.
好了 停下吧 Okay, now, stop it.
别管他们 他们会走的 Oh, they'll... They'll move out of the way.
行了 就在这停下吧 Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, stop the car.
操你妈的 该死 God! Fuck. Son of a bitch. Fucking shit!
操你妈的 你有什么油 What you got, motherfucker?
傻逼犹太人 Fucking Chumash Territory!
这群傻逼根本不知道自己在哪里 Goddamn sons of bitches don't even know where they are.
来啊 傻逼 Yeah, motherfucker, that's right.
现在这箱油是我的了 It's my nozzle now.
走啊 咱们快点走 Go. Let's go. Let's go.
- 倒车啊 - 现在吗 - Just reverse it. - Now?
倒车 倒车 倒车 Reverse, reverse, reverse.
- 做决定吧 - 行吧 - It's your move! - Okay.
- 别激动 - 这是我的油管 - Relax. - It's my nozzle.
想要汽油吗 乔恩 Want some gas, Jon? I got your gas.
咱这儿有你的汽油哦 乔恩 I got your gas right here, Jon.
乔恩·彼得斯的法拉利哦 Jon Peters' Ferrari...
不要啊 No.
拜托 Come on.
不要这样 Oh, no.
我们在哪儿 Where are we?
我不知道 I don't know.
不行 我们没汽油了 快去推车 No, no, no, we ran out of gas. You have to push the truck.
盯着我看干嘛 快去推车啊 The fuck are you staring at? Push the truck.
愣着干嘛 What are you doing?
快上车 Get in.
抓紧 Hold on.
如果我们幸运的话 能开上文图拉大道 If we get lucky and make the light at Ventura,
我就能右拐去七十六加油站 I think I can make a right and get us to the 76 station.
如果左拐的话 美孚汽油站更近 If you make the left, the Mobil station's closer.
我要撞上停止牌了 I'm gonna blow this stop sign.
我相信你 I trust you.
天呐 阿兰娜 太帅了吧 Oh, my... Alana! Hard! Core!
帅死了 阿兰娜 Hardcore, Alana!
你们大家在后面还好吗 Fellas, you okay back there? You okay?
我们安全了 Oh, my... We did it! We... You...
阿兰娜 你做到了 我们成功了 Alana, you did it. I... We did it!
噢 Oh!
我们是怎么活着开下来的啊 How did we survive?
搞什么 What the...
这是哪里来的该死的报亭 It's a goddamn newsstand in the middle of fucking...
该死 骂的就是你 Yeah, you fucking... Yeah, that's right.
你们听说那事了吗 Did you hear that whole thing that went down
网球场上教练的事 with that other instructor
听说了吗 at the courts the other day? It was, like...
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
你们喜欢吃花生酱三明治吗 Do you like peanut butter sandwiches?
花生酱吗 Peanut butter?
- 不喜欢吃 - 不喜欢吗 - Not really. No. - No?
你是说那种绵密的 还是有果粒的 Like, creamy or nutty?
看你喜欢 However you like it.
我喜欢有果粒的 I like it a bit nutty.
你们谁反手打得好 Who's got the better backhand?
你是发球好是吧 You do. No, you have the serve.
你发球发的好 You have a bigger serve.
- 她的地面进攻打得好 - 对 - She's got a good ground game? - Yeah.
- 喂 - 布里安 - Hello? - Brian?
是我 Yes?
我是阿兰娜·凯恩 Hi, it's Alana Kane.
自己开车 Drive their own cars...
阿兰娜 Alana.
哇 嗨 你最近还好吗 Wow. Hi. How are you?
我很好 你呢 I'm good. How are you?
我也还不错 I'm doing fine.
你最近在忙什么呢 What are you doing?
没忙什么 Not much.
我打电话来是想问一下 你还在乔尔·瓦克斯竞选办公室工作吗 I was calling to see if you still work for Joel Wachs?
是啊 Yes, I sure do.
你们需要招新志愿者吗 Well, do you need volunteers?
需要啊 We always do.
你想来做吗 Do you mean you?
嗯 Yes.
阿兰娜 Alana...
来跟我们一起工作吧 我们需要你 please come and work with us. We need you.
我知道你作业做得多好 I've seen how you do your homework.
天呐 你居然还记得 Oh, my God, you remember that?
当然啊 我怎么可能忘记 Yes, of course. How could I forget?
我们需要你 We need you.
阿兰娜 Alana.
嗨 Hi.
- 你好吗 - 很好 你呢 - How are you? - Good. How are you?
我很好 很高兴再见面 I'm good. Good, it's good to see you.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you, too.
我给你介绍一下大家 Let me introduce you to everybody.
这就是我们的竞选办公室 Welcome to our campaign.
先帮我拿一下 I'm just gonna give this to you.
苔丝 这是阿兰娜 Tess, this is Alana...
- 嗨 - 这是新来的志愿者 - Hi. - ...our newest volunteer.
- 认识你很高兴 - 这是伊丽莎白 - Nice to meet you. - Over here is Elizabeth.
这里是理查德 他们正在开会 We have Richard. They're in a meeting.
这是斯宾塞 打电话的是查克 We have Spencer, Chuck's on the phone.
这个是特德 啊 他忙着呢 Let me introduce you. Hey, Ted. Ah, he's busy.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
我们办公基本都是在这里 So, here's where we're gonna be spending most of our time.
我们每天要做的是打电话 We're making phone calls.
乔尔 你是这座城市最年轻的议员 Joel, you're the youngest councilman in the city,
也是唯一一位单身的议员 you're also its only bachelor.
- 是的 - 这么问吧 - Yes. - How do you find time
你有正常的社交生活吗 for a social life?
单身的话 我就能腾出更多时间来工作 Being single means I have more time to work,
而且作为市议员 平时日程忙碌 and a councilman's schedule
基本也不可能有正常的社交生活了 pretty much ruins the social life anyways, so...
那您的爱人有意见吗 What do your dates say about that?
没有 They're not saying anything.
我根本没有爱人 I'm not going on any dates.
您大概也能想到 As you can imagine,
我的日程繁忙 it's probably pretty difficult for somebody
不可能有人愿意与我分享 to be a part of all the social events that I'm a part of.
这种忙碌的日程的 You know, keep up with my busy schedule.
不过 But, um...
我希望有一天能找到 I imagine someday soon somebody's gonna come along
一个愿意分享我的忙碌的爱人 who'll wanna share that with me, so...
您对爱情还是有憧憬的 是吧 Certainly you have some prospects?
跟你说 很多人都跟我说 I can't tell you how many times I've heard,
孩子 我给你介绍一个合适的女孩吧 "Boy, have I got the girl for you."
我也见过不少优秀的女人 And I've met some pretty magnificent women through my district residents.
但我跟他们说 But I'll tell you what I tell them,
很抱歉 但我没有时间 and that's, "I'm sorry but my time is spoken for."
- 祝你好运 - 谢谢 - Well, good luck. - Thank you.
如果您不介意的话 Let's get one photo for the paper,
瓦克斯议员 我们拍张登报的照片吧 if you don't mind, Councilman Wachs.
- 我的名字叫瓦克斯 - 哦 - It's "Wachs." - Wachs. Wachs.
如果您不介意的话 If you don't mind, let's have you... Yeah.
您跟您母亲一起站在这里 好吗 Let's have you stand with your mother over here, yeah?
给您们拍一张好看的小照片 Have a nice little picture of you guys, and...
好的 For sure.
您为他的竞选也做了不少努力 Since you're doing so much for his campaign.
把您的手放在这里 There you go. Put your hand...
女士 把您的手放在他的肩膀上 Why don't you put your hand on her shoulder? And then, ma'am,
- 您拿着电话 - 议员 - if you grab the telephone... - Councilman?
- 怎么了 - 我们来处理 - Yes? - We'll handle it, sir.
给您介绍一下 这是我的朋友阿兰娜·凯恩 Wanted to introduce you to a friend of mine. This is Alana Kane.
- 她是新来的志愿者 - 你好 - She's a volunteer. - Oh, hey.
- 是志愿者啊 - 能见到您… - Oh, volunteer. Wow. - Hi. It's an honor
- 很荣幸 - 很高兴认识你 - to meet you. - Wow, what a pleasure.
能认识你我也很荣幸 谢谢你来帮忙 No, I'm honored to meet you. Thank you for coming on board.
我很正直的 I have integrity.
我也是 Me too.
- 我知道 - 诚信最重要啊 - I know. - Honest.
- 好的 - 嗯 我也有诚信 - Okay. - Mmm-hmm. I'm that too.
这是本市的一块公共用地 政府用三万四千美元的低价买走了它 This is public land which the state bought for $34,000
我们都知道 这块地千金难买 when everyone knew it was worth millions.
山姆·约蒂和他那些有权势的朋友 Sam Yorty and his cronies would gladly destroy this beautiful
践踏着这块二十二万亩的公共山地 来获取支持率 洗钱 225,000 square acre mountain chain for favors, payoffs, and ugly houses
盖那些丑陋的高价房子 只有他们 那种富人才买的起 that only their friends can afford.
但我们可以不让他们的计划得逞 But it needn't be that way, you see.
我知道这很疯狂 I understand it's crazy,
大家都在讨论一场革命 and everybody's talking about a revolution,
其实我们不需要革命 but it doesn't have to be that.
只要身居高位的官员能记住 All that we need are people in positions of power
他们当初就职的承诺 to remember to be who they were when they were voted in.
停 这条很不错 And cut. That was great.
- 我们就用这一条吧 - 嗯 拍得不错 - I think that was the one. - That felt really good.
- 乔尔 太棒了 - 很棒 - Yeah, I mean, that was terrific, Joel. - It was great.
是很不错 It did.
准备好了吗 可以了吗 You ready? We good?
- 嗯 - 好的 - Yeah. - Good.
有的人说你太年轻 在职场上没有经验 What would you say to the people that think
你对这样的批评有什么看法 you're too young and don't have enough experience?
我想说 谢谢你们称赞我 I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."
不好意思 Sorry, sorry, just...
你能再说一遍吗 刚才没拍上 Can you say that again? We didn't get that.
来真的吗 Really?
嗯 没拍到 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
抱歉 议员 Sorry, Councilman.
一切正常吗 Everybody rolling? Good?
再来一次 One more time.
议员先生 So, Councilman,
有的人说你太年轻 在职场上没有经验 what would you say to the people that say,
你对这样的批评有什么看法 "You're too young and don't have enough experience"?
我想说 谢谢你们称赞我 I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."
我的看法是 The way I look at it...
抱歉 你们在拍吗 I'm sorry. Are you rolling? Did you...
- 你们在拍吗 - 没胶片了 - Are you rolling? - I think we rolled out.
我们休息五分钟吧 真抱歉 We're gonna need to take five. I'm so sorry.
没事的 It's okay. It's okay.
别忘了 乔尔 明天你还有活动 So, Joel, don't forget, tomorrow we got that
托鲁卡湖区议会的活动 Toluca Lake neighborhood council thing.
- 好的 - 如果你时间允许的话 - Yeah. - They'd love you there at 10,
你最好能十点钟到 if you can get there.
弹球厅的事怎么说 What's been going on with the pinball?
阿特给我打电话了 Art's calling me...
萨克斯法官跟你说了吗 Did you hear about Judge Sachs?
- 嗯 - 结束了 - I did, yeah. - It's over.
他得到了五张反对票 一锤定音了 He lost five games to nothing. So that's done.
- 就这样了吗 - 弹球厅恢复合法化 - That's it? - Pinball will be legal again
洛杉矶地区都好久没见到弹球厅了 in LA for the first time since...
- 哇喔 - 一九三九年以来就一直是不合法的 - Wow - It's been illegal since 1939.
- 你敢相信吗 - 当然了 - Can you believe it? - I can believe it.
那法律本身就是过时的歧视的 It's an outmoded discriminatory law
从一开始就是 虽然用了太长时间才把它推翻 in the first place so, of course it took this long.
如果我要给阿特打电话的话 我要百分之百地确定 If I'm gonna call Art, I need to know 100% that this thing is passing.
百分之百了 已经确定了 Oh, it's passing. It's done.
我跟法院的人确认了 I talked to all my people with the court.
已经百分之百确定了 It's over.
- 明天就会宣布了 - 那好 - Decision comes out tomorrow. - Good.
喂 我是加利·瓦伦丁 Yes, it's Gary Valentine.
我要开一家新店 我需要弹球机 I started a new company, and, um, I'm looking for some pinball machines.
不行吗 No?
好的 Okay.
谢谢你 吉米 祝你愉快 Well, thank you for picking up my call. Have a good day, Jimmy.
你想干嘛 是我想的那样吗 Are you doing what I think you're doing?
你觉得我要干嘛 What do you think I'm doing?
你打电话要找弹球机 Calling people about pinball machines.
嗯 对 That's what I'm doing.
为什么 Because?
等它正式合法了 我们就能成为第一家弹球厅 Because we could be the first place open that has them.
我们可以开胖伯尼弹球宫 Because we could start "Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace."
我告诉你 这个议员是一个伟大的人 You know, we spent the day with a great man
他真的想为这个城市做出改变 who's really trying to make a change on how this city runs,
而现在你听到的只有 and the only thing you fucking heard was,
弹球厅再次合法了 "Pinball machines are about to be legal."
我也听到其他的了 I heard other things, too.
喂 我是加利·瓦伦丁 Yello. Gary Valentine here.
谢谢你这么迅速给我回电 Don, thank you for calling me back so swiftly.
迅速 "Swiftly"?
- 你以为自己是谁啊 - 嗯 - Who are you? - Yes.
好 Yes.
能不能找个您方便的时间 Is there a time that's convenient for you, within your plans,
让我看一下弹球机呢 that I could come lay some eyes on the equipment?
- 拜托了 加利 - 好的 好的 - Give me a fucking break, Gary. - Great. Great.
我就十分钟路程 马上就到 谢谢你 I'm 10 minutes away, I'll be right over. Thank you so much, Don.
我不会开车带你去的 I'm not driving you.
很好啊 我可以自己开车去 That's great news 'cause I can drive myself.
了不起啊 男子汉 能自己开车了 You're gonna go on your own? Big man.
嗯 我能 Yes, I am.
有种就抽根烟啊 你肯定会咳得像个废物 You smoke those cigarettes, you're gonna throw up like a little bitch.
是说这些烟吗 These cigarettes?
这个吗 These ones right here?
大号烟 "King size Mayburn."
你根本不敢抽 You don't have the balls.
我比你酷 I'm cooler than you.
你别忘了 Don't forget it.
我不需要你来告诉我我酷不酷 老女人 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
- 你说什么 - 我说“女士” - What was that? - I said "milady."
- 我说“女士” - 你刚才叫我什么 - I said "milady." - What was that, then?
- 你说什么 - 我说“亲爱的女士” - What was that? - "My lady."
我不需要你来告诉我我酷不酷 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not.
你一点都不酷 你还有口臭 You're not cool, and your breath smells.
你有脸说别人吗 Says you.
你已经是个老女人了 And you're old.
我老吗 I'm old?
我不知道什么酷吗 I don't know what's cool?
让世界变得更好 不酷吗 Changing the world isn't cool?
你去问问布里安 你到底酷不酷 Go ask Brian if you're cool.
我会的 I will.
倒是你 加利 谁会觉得你酷呢 Who thinks you're cool, Gary?
你那些水床爱好者 Your waterbed fans?
还是苏·柯克和马克 Sue, Kirk, and Mark?
我朋友还有很多的 不止这几个人 I hang out with more people than that.
你连这个世界上发生的事情都不知道 You don't even know what's going on in the world.
你觉得这个世界就围着你加利·瓦伦丁转 You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine
你和你想出来的那些垃圾主意 and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
- 是啊 - 不是的 - It does. - It doesn't.
- 就是 - 就不是 世界上有更重要的事 - It does. - It doesn't. It's about more.
- 没有 - 就是有 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
阿兰娜 如果不是我 你现在还在我的学校 Alana, you would still be taking pictures
给小屁孩拍照片呢 at my high school of children if it wasn't for me.
你想的是弹球厅 You're talking about pinball machines...
而我是政治家 I'm a politician.
我要过我自己的生活 I need to get my life together.
那你过吧 So, get it together.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
出去 I'm going out.
我开车载你 Okay, I'll take you.
你是要去看弹球机吗 我带你去 Come on, you wanna go see these stupid pinball machines or what?
加利 没关系的 我可以带你去 Gary, I'm gonna take you, it's fine.
加利 Gary.
你有毛病吗 What is your problem?
我看你敢自己开车 Don't you get in that car.
你敢自己去 Don't you fucking get in that car.
该死的 加利·瓦伦丁 如果你自己去 Gary fucking Valentine, if you get in that...
我永远不会再跟你见面 I will never speak to you ever again.
别闹了 Just stop.
早上好 我是阿兰娜·凯恩 Good morning. This is Alana Kane
我是议员乔尔·瓦克斯办公室的志愿者 calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.
您方便聊聊吗 Am I catching you at a good time?
我打来是想问一下 I'm calling to ask if you've heard
您知道议员为当地腐败做出的努力吗 of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...
哦 也操你妈 Well, fuck you, then.
分析结果怎么样 So, um, what's going on with the analysis?
还是伦·巴顿的结果 Oh, yeah, that's Len Barton's thing.
虽然不值一提 不过 They're small, but...
早上好 我是阿兰娜·凯恩 Good morning. This is Alana Kane
我是议员乔尔·瓦克斯办公室的志愿者 calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.
您方便聊聊吗 Am I catching you at a good time?
我打电话来是想问 Yes, I'm calling...
- 阿兰娜 - 哦 不好意思 - Alana. - Oh, I'm so sorry,
- 我还有事 - 抱歉 - I have to go. - Oh, sorry about that.
- 嗯… - 不好意思 - Um... - Sorry.
我能跟你说件事吗 Is it okay if I tell you something?
嗯 Yeah.
呃 我这个人有一点点漫不经心 Um, I've been known to be
有一点点健忘 这个大家都知道 a little forgetful, absent-minded, and, um...
你看 我连想说什么都忘了 Look at me, I can't even remember what I'm saying.
但是自从你来这里工作 But, ever since you've gotten here,
我身边的一切都井井有条 效率很高 干劲十足 I've been very organized, capable, and inspired.
谢谢你带来的改变 So, thank you for that.
谢谢你 议员 Thank you, Councilman.
我就想告诉你这个 That's it.
早上好 我是阿兰娜·凯恩 Good morning. This is Alana Kane
我是议员乔尔·瓦克斯办公室的志愿者 calling from Joel Wachs' office.
您方便聊聊吗 Am I catching you at a good time?
我打电话来是想问 I'm calling to ask if you've heard
你知道议员为打击当地腐败做出的努力吗 of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...
那就滚吧您 Well, fuck you, then.
感谢致电乔尔·瓦克斯办公室 我是阿兰娜 您需要什么帮助 Councilman Joel Wachs' office. This is Alana. How may I help you?
- 是我啊 - 哦 嗨 - Hey, it's me. - Oh, hey.
你在干吗 What are you doing?
工作啊 你呢 Working. What are you doing?
加利来家里了 他送来了一张弹球厅的传单 Gary just came by and dropped off a flier for his Pinball Palace.
他说什么了 What did he say?
他想知道我们能不能去弹球厅开业捧场 Well, he wanted to see if we would go.
他想告诉你 他想让你去 And he wanted to make sure you knew about it.
他还说什么了 What else did he say?
我觉得 他想你了 Well, I think he misses you.
他说他想我 He said that?
没有 但是他看起来很难过 No, but he looked really sad.
好惹人爱哦 And sweet.
他还问到了布里安 He asked about Brian.
嗯 Hmm.
你就去他的弹球厅看看嘛 You should just go to his pinball store.
我还要工作呢 I can't, I'm working.
百事可乐免费供应哦 But they have free Pepsi.
一直开到午夜哦 And it's open till midnight.
- 百事可乐… - 还有乐队表演 - Pepsi... - There's a band.
免费百事可乐 丹妮尔 Free Pepsi... Danielle,
我现在在努力减免老年人地产税 I'm eliminating state property tax for the elderly,
拯救城市山地 而你跟我说什么免费百事可乐 and saving the mountains, and you're talking about free Pepsi.
布里安 你看到那个家伙没有 Brian, do you see that guy over there?
穿着十二号T恤的那个 Number 12 guy?
他是不是在监视我们 Yeah. I think he's spying on us.
他一直盯着这边看 像个变态 He keeps looking over here like a creep.
你不觉得他看起来很奇怪吗 He doesn't look weird to you?
确实有点奇怪 He does a little.
他在那里呆了一早晨了 He's been there all morning.
去跟他谈谈 Go say something to him.
别管他 Just leave him.
如果他待会还不走的话 我再去跟他聊聊 If he stays there too long, I'll say something.
好的，我也是 星期四吗 Yeah, you too. Thursday?
你想干嘛 Can I help you?
我不知道 I don't know.
你一直盯着我们办公室看 You're staring at our office.
是啊 我总得盯着点什么看吧 Yeah, my eyes need someplace to go.
你在这里做什么 What are you doing here?
等人 I'm waiting for my friend.
等谁 Who's your friend?
说了你也不认识 No one you'd know.
滚开 Move it.
离开我们的办公室 从这条街上滚开 Away from our office. Go down the street.
嗯 Well...
这是个自由国家 This is a free country...
不想让我问你难堪的问题的话 so why don't you just go on back to your little office
你还是回你办公室去吧 before I start asking you questions.
有什么问题吗 Is there a problem?
我没问题 Not from me.
离开这里 Why don't you get out of here?
嗯 哦 我马上就走 Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm on my way.
- 他说什么了 - 我不知道 - What was he saying? - I don't know.
- 胖伯尼弹球厅 - 今晚开业 - Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. - Tonight.
胖伯尼弹球厅开业 Come out to the Pinball Palace.
胖伯尼弹球厅 Come to Fat Bernie's
今晚开业 Pinball Palace tonight.
有乐队演奏 还有免费百事可乐 就在胖伯尼弹球厅 Guest band and a free Pepsi. Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
有二〇〇一 火球 狂欢时光 2001. Fireball. Jive Time.
今晚在胖伯尼弹球厅 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace, tonight.
今天放学柯克去接你 Kirk's gonna pick you up after school.
把这些传单都发出去发越多越好 Hand as many of these out as you can.
- 好的 - 我爱你 - Okay. - Okay. I love you.
胖伯尼弹球厅没有年龄限制 No age limit at Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace tonight.
日落时分 胖伯尼弹球厅正式开业 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
胖伯尼弹球厅 日落正式开业 Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
日落时分 胖伯尼弹球厅正式开业 Come to Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
我们有火球 有狂欢时刻 We got Fireball, we got Jive Time...
日落时分 胖伯尼弹球厅正式开业 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
胖伯尼弹球厅正式开业 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
日落时分 有免费百事可乐供应 Free Pepsi. Opens at sundown.
胖伯尼弹球厅正式开业 We got Fireball at Pinball Palace. Fat Bernie's.
哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 你好 柯克 - 女士们好 - Hey, Kirk. - Ladies.
加利 站到这上面来 Hi, Gary. Please step up over here.
今晚有晚餐约会吗 You have a dinner tonight, sir?
我希望有啊 I hope so. I hope so.
很好 That's great.
穿上外套 Jacket. Mmm-hmm.
兄弟 喂 Hey, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.
你这样会把机器弄坏的 You're gonna break the machine.
嘿 Hey.
冷静点 Hey, man, cool out.
嘿 你能听到我说话吗 冷静点 Hey, can you hear me? Buddy, stop!
嘿 你滚远点 别管我 Hey, I'm telling you to fuck off, man.
你给我出去 Okay. Okay, you're out of here.
你出去 You're out of here.
决定好好表现以后再进来 Come inside when you're ready to be cool.
你们这是干嘛 What is this? What is this?
自行车停到边上去 Bikes to the side.
杰克·马蒂 自行车放边上 Jack, Matty, bikes to the side.
- 这不是边上吗 - 再往边放 - They are on the side! - Bikes to the side,
你们这样把大门都堵住了 you're blocking the entrance!
把那件外套给我 Hand me that jacket.
不知道是谁的外套 Here. Don't know whose it is.
嗯 Yeah.
你能来帮忙 我很开心 I'm really glad you're here.
我跟你说过吗 I told you that?
我也很开心能来这里 I'm glad I'm here, too.
这里是瓦克斯办公室 我是阿兰娜 Councilman Wachs' office. Alana speaking.
哦 阿兰娜 我正找你呢 Oh, Alana, I'm so glad I caught you.
议员您好 Oh, hi, Councilman.
你晚上有空吗 Hi. I was wondering, if you're not too busy,
可以跟我喝一杯吗 if you could come meet me for a drink?
我吗 Me?
是啊 你 来吧 会很愉快的 Yes, you. It'll be nice, right?
我们在巴黎左岸喝一杯 怎么样 We could have a quick drink, I was thinking, Rive Gauche?
听上去不错 That sounds nice.
小酌一点 Just one small drink.
我不想占用你太多私人时间 I don't wanna keep you too long, but, um,
但是你一定要从办公室直接来 you should come straight away.
这很重要 It's important.
嗯 我直接去 Right, straight away.
谢谢 阿兰娜 待会见 Thanks so much, Alana. See you soon.
待会见 I'll see you soon.
议员忘带钱包了 The councilman forgot his wallet.
- 又忘了吗 - 嗯 - Again? - Yeah.
他这竞选是赢不了了 He's never gonna win, is he?
什么意思 What do you mean?
他真的好马虎 总是忘东西 He's a mess. Forgets everything.
不是忘记钱包 就是忘记钥匙或公文包 If it's not his wallet, it's his keys or his briefcase.
我去过他家三次 为了拿他忘记的文件 I've gone to his house three times to pick up paperwork.
不过也不能因为这个断定他不会赢啊 Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not gonna win.
- 我跟你一起去吧 - 不用了 - I'll go with you. - No.
不用 No.
不用了 No.
记得锁好门 Just finish locking up.
好的 Okay.
找到钱包了 Found it.
明天见吧 Guess I'll see you later?
嗯 Sure.
在塔赞纳见面怎么样 Wanna meet at Tarzana Bobs?
可以啊 Tarzana Bobs. Sounds good.
- 再见 - 再见 - Goodbye. - Bye.
不要再玩了 不许玩了 快滚 Stop playing. Stop playing. Leave.
- 我投币了… - 滚 滚 - But I put my money... - Leave. Leave.
- 我已经… - 这是我开的店 我说了算 - But, I... - I own the place. Leave.
- 你好 埃斯特 - 嗨 - Hello, Este. - Hey.
- 嗨 加利 - 嗨 - Hey, Gary. - Hey.
弹球厅不错 This is really great.
脚趾涂了甲油哦 Someone did their toes.
- 是我自己涂的 - 很好看 我很喜欢 - I did do my toes. - I like them. I like them.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 谢谢你们来捧场 - 盛大开业啊 - Thank you for coming. Really. - It's a big night.
你们真漂亮 You ladies look great.
谢谢 Thank you.
你跟阿兰娜谈过了吗 Did you get a chance to talk with Alana?
- 该死 - 她会来吗 - Fuck! - She gonna come?
你知道她在哪里工作 对吧 You know where she works, right?
嗯 Yeah.
你是让我去找她吗 Are you telling me to go? I...
是 Yeah.
去呀 Go.
没有 我跟她说了 我说 No, I spoke to her, and I said,
不可能的 做不到的 "No, it's not possible to do that."
- 你知道我的意思吧 - 知道 - You know what I mean? - Yeah?
- 她没事吗 - 没事的 - And she was okay? - Yeah, she was fine with it.
阿兰娜 Alana!
阿兰娜 Alana.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
这是我的老朋友 马修 I wanna introduce you to my old friend, Matthew.
很高兴认识你 Oh, nice to meet you.
- 很高兴认识你 - 这是阿兰娜 - Nice to meet you. - This is Alana.
她是我们竞选办公室的人 She works with me on the campaign.
她帮了我们很多忙 She's been such a terrific help.
- 嗯 - 我… - Mmm-hmm. - I...
是她帮我们拍的那些电视宣传片 She helped make those TV spots, actually.
正直竞选那个公告牌是我帮忙做的 Yes. I helped with the "Integrity" billboard.
除了那个 还有一百多件没你做不成的事 That and, like, 100 other things you've done.
别害羞了 Don't be shy.
重要的事情做起来总是很轻松 Things come easily when they matter so much.
我们正聊到这儿呢 It's funny, we were just talking about that.
- 是吗 - 嗯 - Really? - Yeah.
- 女士 - 嗨 - Madame. - Hi.
想喝点什么 May I get you something?
呃 一杯马提尼 Uh... A martini.
加伏特加还是金酒 Martini. Vodka or gin?
伏特加金酒都要 Vodka-gin.
要配橄榄或者青柠吗 Would you like an olive or a lime with it?
要吧 Yes.
好的 女士 Yeah, madame.
我还留在这里干嘛 Why am I even staying in this?
这里还好找吧 没迷路吧 Did you have any trouble, um, finding the place?
- 哦 没有 - 没有？ - Oh, no. - No?
没有的 我常来这里的 No, I come here all the time.
那好 That's good.
现在你还拉来一个无辜的可怜女孩给你背锅 And now, you're dragging this poor girl into it.
我们好好吃甜点 可以吗 Can we please just enjoy dessert?
冷静一点 一切都会好的 And settle down? Everything's gonna be fine.
阿兰娜的酒就要上来了 Alana's got her drink coming.
这是你的竞选标语吗 Is that your campaign slogan?
一切都会好的 "Everything is gonna be fine
只要人们不知道我的身份 一切都会好的 as long as no one finds out who I really am."
我现在经历的很多事情 你根本不理解 I'm dealing with so many things that you don't understand.
你跟我说啊 So tell me.
你知道我有多煎熬吗 每天在这里工作 Do you have any idea how uncomfortable I am all day long?
你不说 我怎么能理解你呢 I can't understand. No, because you don't tell me these things.
我只是想舒服轻松一点 The one time, the one time that I wanna feel comfortable,
而你又在这里让我难堪 you go out and make me feel uncomfortable.
我从没做过对不起你的事 乔尔 I haven't done anything to you, Joel.
好吧 Okay.
这个女孩是你叫来的 不是我 I didn't call this girl. You called her.
是 但你因为我叫她来 跟我生气 Okay, but you're upset that I called her.
我生气是因为你不在乎我 Yes, I'm upset because nothing is about me.
你不在乎我们 Nothing is about us.
差点忘了 你就知道跟我作对 Oh, yeah, I forget who I'm dealing with here.
我是马修·马歇尔 世界得围着我转 "I'm Matthew Marshall, and, uh, it's always about me."
不是的 No.
不是这样的 乔尔 No, no, Joel.
你根本不在乎我 所以我才难过 It's never about me, and that's why I'm sad.
你看 Well, look...
我们在这里一起吃晚餐 We're here, we're having dinner.
你约我出来吃饭 You asked me to come to dinner.
尽管我很累 我还是跟你一起吃饭了 I'm tired, and I'm here at dinner.
你还想要我怎么做 What more do you want from me?
我想要你 I want you to myself.
不可能事事都顺你的心意啊 Well, that's just not how the world works, is it?
我不知道 I don't know.
你成熟点吧 Well, then you need to grow up.
上午有个男的一直在办公室门外 There was a man hanging around the office earlier,
现在他又来了 and he's here now.
是的 所以我才打电话给你 That's why I called.
我不想让自己的私人生活 Um, you see, I don't think it's wise for my personal life
影响当下的当务之急 to distract from what our first priority is.
当务之急是什么 What is our first priority?
是整个社区 是我的竞选 Well, there's the community, my campaign,
是我努力工作的追求 and everything that I'm working towards.
你有你的事业 但现在我们在约会 Mmm-hmm. Yes, and that's that, and this is dinner,
我们俩又是为了什么努力呢 so what are we working towards?
阿兰娜 这样 你本来是要跟我约着喝酒 So, Alana, you came to meet me for a drink.
但你迟到了 Um, you were running late,
现在你可以带着你的男朋友 and now, you're going to be taking your boyfriend,
也就是马修 回家去了 Matthew, home.
她是该带她男朋友回他的家 Is she gonna be taking her boyfriend to his house,
还是回你的家呢 or to your house?
你声音小一点可以吗 Would you please keep your voice down?
她会带你回你自己家 She's going to be taking you to your house.
你待会儿会来吗 Are you gonna be coming there?
我们改天再谈这个 好吗 Can we just discuss this at another time? Please.
乔尔 你今天会来我家过夜吗 Are you gonna come to my house tonight, Joel?
我们改天再谈这个 行不行 Can we please just discuss this at another time?
我该不该… Do you want me to... Can't...
我要熬夜等你回来吗 Do you want me to wait up for you?
不用了 马修 No, Matthew.
谢谢你们能来 Thank you both for coming.
我们大干一场 把城市涂上红色 Let's go paint the town red.
- 谢谢你们 - 还有黑青色的伤痕 - So nice of you guys to... - And black and blue.
谢谢你 阿兰娜 你人真好 Thank you, Alana. You're very sweet.
你有男朋友吗 Do you have a boyfriend?
有 又没有 Yes and no.
我也不知道 I don't know.
他也是个烂人 对吧 Is he a shit?
是啊 Yeah.
男人都是烂人 不是吗 They're all shits, aren't they?
啊 Aw...
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, sweetheart.
你有很强烈的感情 You have a very powerful feeling.
谢谢你 马修 Thank you, Matthew.
你真是个酷小孩 你弹什么乐器 You're very cool. What do you play?
吉他 Guitar.
嗨 Hey.
加利人呢 Where's Gary?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
加利人呢 Where's Gary?
他走了 He left.
他去哪了 Where'd he go?
我不知道 I don't know.
阿兰娜小姐 晚上好 Miss Alana. Good evening.
加利在吗 Is Gary here?
没有 加利今晚没有来 No, Gary didn't come in tonight.
- 你没看到他吗 - 没有 - You haven't seen him? - No.
需要帮助吗 Do you need some help?
不用了 谢谢 亨利 No, thank you, Henri.
天呐 哎呀 Oh, my God.
大家停一下 都看这里 Everyone, everyone! May I have your attention, please?
隆重介绍 阿拉娜·瓦伦丁太太 Let me introduce to you, Mrs. Alana Valentine.
傻瓜 Idiot.
嗨 Hi.
我爱你 加利 I love you, Gary.