魔幻小战士（其他译名：晶兵总动员）
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一向以领导高科技武器... GloboTech Industries, long recognized as the worldwide leader...
... 而闻名於世的全球科技公司, 现在将更上一层楼. ... in high-tech weaponry, is now reaching even higher.
在公司总裁盖尔马斯的领导下... Under the leadership of CEO, Gil Mars...
... 全球科技公司将把先进的战地应用科学 ... GloboTech engineers are blazing the trail into tomorrow's most exciting sector.
带进每个家庭. Introducing advanced battlefield technology...
使您及您的家人 ... into consumer products for the whole family.
可以在家中就可以享受到… For the first time, you and yours will enjoy the same high quality standards...
... 与美国国防部一样的高品质产品 ... as demanded by the Defense Department, at private sector prices.
全球科技公司 为您，将刀枪变成犁头 GloboTech, turning swords into plowshares for you and your family.
他来早了. He's here. He's early.
他说…好吧 He's not supposed to be here yet. He said...
猛拳、大眼，都在这里 Slamfist optimal. Good. Check.
玩具鸡！ Chickens.
我来帮你拿 Let me help you with these.
兴奋吧？ Pretty exciting, huh?
我倒觉得有点难过 I don't know. I think it's kind of sad.
把欢乐带给小孩 是大地玩具公司一向的传统 Heartland Toys has a long tradition of bringing joy to kids.
可惜盖尔马斯根本不在乎 Gil Mars won't care about that.
他满脑子只想赚钱 He's just going to care about profits.
真没意思 I think it sucks.
这就是现实呀. 也许你对我们的习俗不太了解 Welcome to Earth. You may not be familiar with our customs...
...但这本来就是一个 唯利是图的世界 ...but things work like this down here, in the real world.
我讨厌现实的世界 Well, the real world sucks.
不过也有兴奋的时候 It does have its perks.
各位好，我是凯格小姐, 是马斯先生的执行助理 Gentlemen, I'm Ms. Kegel, executive assistant to Mr. Mars.
我要做第一个欢迎你们加入 全球科技公司大家庭的人 Let me be the first to welcome you to the GloboTech family.
在马斯先生致力於 电脑、电子、电信、军火、化学及食品业之後 Just as he's done with his computer, telecommunications and food divisions...
...他决定将大地玩具公司 也纳入他的旗下 ...Mr. Mars intends to bring his own personal touch to Heartland Play Systems.
太好了 Well, that's good.
好了！ All right.
这是… These are...
其他人呢？ Where's everybody else?
已经没有其他人了 There is no longer any"everybody else".
我是赖瑞，真是荣幸能… Mr. Mars, it's an honor...
少拍马屁了 两分钟後我就记不住你名字了 Cut the kiss-ass. After I leave, I won't remember your name.
这是艾温 This is Irwin Wayfair.
你们负责设计这些玩具吗？ I'm told you two are responsible for this.
是的，那是法丘 他是喷火队的一员 Yes, sir. That's Flatchoo, he's part of the Belch Brigade.
所有的造型都是艾温的主意 Actually, the whole line was Irwin's idea.
然後经过我的琢磨以及市场行销 使它成为本公司最成功的大卖 Once I did the marketing, it was the most successful product in company history.
所以我才会买下这家公司 而你们才有机会留下来 That's why I bought the place and why you two are still onboard.
好，你们对未来有什么计划 So, let's talk about the future.
喔，是的，这是高竿兵团 他们是… Okay, these are Gorgonites. They... Hi. How are you today?
我迟到了. I'm late.
这些是我所设计的一些造型 Okay. I drew up some pictures.
你可以拿去参考 That's a picture you can have.
马斯先生，这是高竿兵团 All right, these are Gorgonites.
这一个是… And this one.
这是亚契，他是崇高的领袖 This is Archer. He's the grand, noble leader of...
这是野人， Okay, and Troglokhan...
...他是领航员 ...the navigator who navigates.
他们是来自高竿的怪兽 Okay, they're monsters from the land of Gorgon.
因为迷路而来到我们地球。 为了要回到高竿 They've come to our world and are lost. To return to Gorgon...
他们必须在地球上尽量学习 ...they have to learn all about our world.
小孩能藉此达到学习的目的 This way, kids can learn and do research...
打扰一下，你说「学习」吗？ Excuse me. Did you say"learn"?
是的，学习 Learn, yeah.
下一个 Next.
马斯先生 Mr. Mars...
让我来介绍 ...let me introduce you to...
奇普少校 ...Major...
魔鬼兵团的领袖 ...Chip Hazard, leader of the Commando Elite.
艾温，这就叫「多媒体」 你要多多利用 It's called multimedia, Irwin. Look into it.
未来的世界 The future is here.
也就是战斗的新世纪... A new age has dawned...
... 终於诞生了! ... for action!
世界上最可怕的 高科技战斗力量... The world's most awesome high-tech fighting force...
... 即将在下一世纪展开 ... is ready to battle for the next millennium.
奇普，报告！! Chip Hazard, reporting for duty!
等一等！ Wait. Hold on.
等等，停下来. 他们真能这样做吗？ Hold on, hold on. Can they really do that?
- 做什么？ - 自己走出盒子来 - Do what? - Punch out of the box.
No. No.
正如所料 I didn't think so.
放心，在法律上不会有问题 There's a disclaimer. Legal says we're completely covered.
你知道我不喜欢什么吗？ You know what I'm sick of?
我不喜欢看到广告上的 卡车在拉石茂山突然出现 Commercials showing trucks popping up on Mount Rushmore...
...然後停在林肯的头上 ...and parking on Abraham Lincoln's head.
还有那些洗发精广告居然想说服女人, And shampoo commercials that say women can look like Claudia Schiffer...
在经过洗发润丝之後就能像克劳蒂亚一样漂亮 ...after one cycle of rinse and repeat.
我希望这些玩具真的能讲话… What if these toys actually could talk?
能走动、能打斗 What if they could walk? What if they could actually kick ass?
尼克！ Nick Nitro.
我要小孩子们永远玩不腻 Toys that are so smart when kids play with them... ...they play back.
我要它们真能做出 广告上的那些动作 Toys that actually do what they do in the commercials.
很有趣的创意 That's an interesting idea.
少跟我谈电池的事 Forget the"Batteries not included" crap.
我们可以使用全球科技 出品的锂电池，永远不换电池 Put in a lifetime GloboTech lithium cell.
能使玩具能永远运转 这样绝对赢过其他的竞争者 They'll run forever. That'll piss off the guys at Eveready.
这个口号如何？ "和魔鬼兵团一比,其他的都是小孩玩意" How's this slogan?"The Commando Elite. Anything else is just a toy."
"所有的都是小孩玩意." "Everything else is just a toy."
那…那很好 That's good, too. Sure.
还有，先生 Sir?
现在的电脑能力 恐怕还达不到… You know, that kind of computing power doesn't really seem feasible...
我们已是全球科技的一员 这种技术一定没问题 Irwin, we're part of GloboTech. We can find the technology.
我们连7，000哩外的目标都能瞄准,并送它个核子弹头 Our missiles can find a bastard 7,000 miles away and stick a warhead up his ass.
这不过是小事一件罢了.它们是士兵，对不对？ 士兵需要什么？ This won't be a problem. They're soldiers. What do soldiers need?
- 帽子？ - 伪装？ - Hats? - Camouflage?
凯格小姐，你说？ Ms. Kegel?
敌人 Enemies, sir.
没错 这些恐怖的怪物就是敌人 Enemies. See, these hideous, ugly freaks are the enemy...
我们的士兵要找出它们 并把它们消灭 ...and our guys have to find them and vaporize them.
不，它们不是… No, they're not... Sir?
你不觉得这样太暴戾吗？ Don't you think that's a bit violent?
是的，但我们不称之为暴戾 而称之为动作 Exactly. So call it action, not violence.
小孩喜欢动作 所以一定能畅销 Kids love action. It sells.
你们不用担心 那些不过是玩具而已 Besides, what are you worried about? They're only toys.
这件事，从头到尾都不对 I can't believe this. This is really wrong.
和我当初设计 高竿的目的完全不同 It's a total perversion of everything I designed these Gorgonites to be!
别管你当初的目的 这是千载难逢的机会 Can it, Irwin. This is a golden opportunity.
如果成功 马斯就会对我们言听计从 If we pull this off, Mars will be eating out of our hands.
还有… By the way, gentlemen...
马斯先生希望 货品三个月後就可上市 ...Mr. Mars expects the product ready for shipment in three months.
三个月？ Three months?
No. 至少要六个月才行 要经过测试和集中… No. It takes at least six months.
要经过测试和集中… There's product testing and focus...
没问题，请告诉马斯先生 三个月准时交货 Three months is fine. Tell Mr. Mars they'll be ready then.
很好，这是你们的通行卡 All right, then. These are your security cards.
你们可以无限制取得 全球公司的最高科技资讯 They give you unlimited access to all top-secret Globo technology.
这是你们的私人密码. 请现在把它记下来 And these are your individual, secret passwords. Memorize them now.
我的居然是「新发明」 Mine's"Gizmo."
告诉过你这是秘密 I said"secret."
「禁止进入 输入密码」 密码，什么是我的密码？ Password. Password. What's my password?
新发明 Gizmo.
我要找芯片 Let's find us some chips.
「微处理芯片」
要好的芯片 Some really good chips.
「好芯片」 A lot of really good chips.
「找到一个——军用」
The X1000. The X1000.
哈罗，芯片先生 Hello, Mr. Chips.
「付款方式: —内部记帐 —外部记帐」
「500，000个X-1000微处理 转入你的帐户」
「魔鬼兵团 型号：奇普少校」
「高竿兵团 型号：亚契恶魔」
「X-1000：3D系统性的组合」
「十月庆典」
这家店不错，你看这些玩具 This looks like a nice store. Look at those toys.
奶奶，走啦 这家永远没有好玩的玩具 Come on, Grandma. This place never has anything good.
嗨，艾伦 Hey, Alan.
最近还好吗？ How's the world treating you?
- 时间不好打发吗？ - 无聊死了 - You, Joe, are the highlight of my day. - Jeez, tough break, kid.
- 换新送货车？ - 换新老板了，就是这家公司！ - New truck? - New owner. See?
不久之後 世界将被一个巨形企业所控制 Soon everything will be owned by one giant corporation.
小公司一边凉快吧 Then, it's good-bye microbreweries.
你爸爸呢？他要的货已经到了 So, where's your dad? I got his order.
他去参加研讨会 He's going out of town tonight for a seminar.
他居然会让你看店？ Wait a second. He left you in charge?
我也很惊讶 I was as surprised as you.
他终於又信任我了 或者，他根本没有选择 I think he's starting to trust me again. Or maybe he didn't have a choice.
是什么研讨会？ What's the seminar?
「如何使小企业成功」 "How to make a success of your small business."
我建议乾脆把它烧掉算了 I suggested torching the place.
不好. 纵火罪现在是重罪 Not a good idea. Arson forensics nowadays are very sophisticated.
高竿和魔鬼. "Gorgonites and Commando Elite."
那是什么东西啊？ What are those?
咱们来看看 Let's find out.
立正！ Ten-hut!
奇普少校，报告！ Major Chip Hazard, reporting for duty, sir!
Wow. Voice activated. Not bad. Wow. Voice activated. Not bad.
They move, they talk. 哇，用声音起动呀！ They move, they talk. They got a built-in, two-way radio.
他们能动、能说,并装有双向无线通信 "Buy a second commando and communicate with a friend."
「再买一个就可以和朋友通话」
立定，你是谁？ Halt! Who goes there?
你好，我是亚契 高竿兵团的密使 Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
这个怪物倒蛮有礼貌的 Awfully polite for a monster.
永远不需要换电池 真是不错的 You never have to replace the battery. That's a good thing.
你能不能先给我一套？ Hey, Joe. Do you think you could front me a set of these?
什么？ What?
先借我一套 反正你车里多得是 Sort of lend them to me. You got plenty in the truck.
那是玩具世界这个月的订货 That's Toy World's inventory for the month.
而且已经付过了 This order's paid for.
等卖完後，我就付你钱 I'll pay you back after I sell them.
你爸爸不是不肯卖战争玩具吗？ What about your dad's policy, no war toys?
没关系，等他回来时 我已经全部卖光了 Don't worry about my dad. By the time he gets back, they'll be sold.
至少让我们这个店能赚点钱 And we'll have made some money for once.
我不知道，那是… I don't know.
你从来没遇到过…... You're saying that never in your career...
难道货从卡车中掉出来这种事? ...has anything just fallen off the back of the truck?
我不喜欢你的语气 I don't like your tone.
对不起 Sorry.
太大声了 It's too loud.
好，给你一套 Okay, one whole set.
我先把文件藏起来 I'll lose the paperwork someplace.
- 希望不会有麻烦. - 保证不会 - I had better not regret this. - You won't. I swear.
你自己去卡车拿吧 And you've got to get them off the truck.
- 你知道我为你冒了多少风险. - 不会有人知道的 - I could get in trouble for this. - No one will know.
希望如此. 星期一才能正式上市 They better not. These toys don't go on sale officially until Monday.
我可能因此丢了工作. 失去房子. I could loose my job. I could loose my house.
谢谢你，我欠你一个大人情 Thanks, Joe. I owe you one.
是十二个. You owe me twelve.
你好自为之吧 Good luck, kid.
不准动！ Freeze!
我要去玩具世界 I wanted to go to Toy World.
抱歉，不可能永远顺你的心 到处看看吧 Life is full of disappointments. Go look around.
下个礼拜是他的生日 我妈叫我带他来买生日礼物 His birthday's next week. Mom said I had to take him shopping.
好呀！他喜欢什么？ Great. What kind of stuff is he into?
就是那些恐龙,突变怪物之类的玩具 任何有杀伤力的东西都好 Dinosaurs, mutants. Anything that maims, kills or destroys.
我刚进了一批… I just got in...
你就是艾伦 你就住在我家後面 You're Alan Abernathy. You moved into the house behind mine.
我听过你 I've heard about you.
- 你听过？ - 不错 - You have? - Yeah.
放学後怎么都没见到你 How come I never see you after school?
我都在这儿帮忙 I'm kind of stuck here.
这是什么样的玩具店？ What kind of toy store is this?
是我爸爸的店 他只喜欢这种玩具 It's my dad. He thinks these toys are cool.
可惜别人都不喜欢 Too bad nobody else does.
魔鬼兵团要消灭高竿兵团 The Commando Elite will rid the Earth of the Gorgonites.
我们爱好和平 不会伤害你们的 The Gorgonites are peaceful. We mean no harm.
你这个丑陋的怪物 你们要被消灭掉 Gorgonite, you are a hideous freak. You will be vaporized.
喂，你！宣示你的效忠 Civilian, declare your allegiance.
好棒哟！ Cool.
这正是我想要的！ I know what I want!
我要後面的士兵! 他们能走、能打，好厉害! I want the soldier! They're walking and fighting and they're so cool!
他们跑到哪去了？ Where'd they go?
这个怎么样？ What about this one?
我要另外一个 No, I want the other one.
就是他，我要奇普少校 Major Chip Hazard. He's the one.
- 多少钱？ - 很贵的. - How much are these? - A lot.
爸妈不可能买这么贵的给你 Mom and Dad won't buy you one of these.
会的，他们不是也买 那些笨娃娃给你吗？ Yes, they will. They buy you those stupid Gwendy dolls.
好啦，别说了 All right, Timmy.
你帮我留一个士兵 Save me one of the buff guys.
- 也帮我留个怪物 - 别做梦了 - And a monster, too. - I don't think so, brat.
- 我会找出来，替你留到明天 - 那个喷火器呢？ - I'll find it and hold it till tomorrow. - How about the flame-thrower?
- 我什么时候能拿到玩具？ - 再吵就不买了 - When will I get that toy? - Never, if you don't shut up.
再见 Say"hi" once in a while.
- 懦夫，决一死战吧 - 原来你们在这里 - Meet death with honor, coward. - There you are.
恭喜你，你已经正式卖掉了 Congratulations. You're practically sold.
你就有点难了 You, I'm not so sure about.
野人 Troglokhan.
打它 Punch-it.
糟糕，这是爸爸的机票 Oh, man! Dad's ticket!
手提箱 Okay, suitcase...
...公事包、钥匙. 钥匙到哪去了？ ...briefcase, keys. Keys. Where are my keys?
你原来放在哪里，就在哪里 Right where you left them.
我原来放在哪呢？ And where did I leave them?
我是怎么搞的，还有什么？ What is wrong with me? What else?
别这样紧张嘛 Stuart, please, try to relax.
别忘了，我们搬来这里的目的 Remember why we moved here. To get away from the stress.
就是要远离压力 To eliminate the stress.
吐气 To...
吐气 ...exhale...
没有压力 ...the stress.
妈妈，我找到生日礼物了 我要奇普少校 Mom! I know what I want for my birthday. I want a Major Chip Hazard.
- 别让你爸爸心烦 - 爸爸. - Don't upset your father. - Hi, Dad.
- 乖女儿 - 什么事？ - Hi, sweetie. - What's up?
- 艾尔他…. - 是艾德 - AI here was just telling me... - Ed.
正向我解释地球轴心运转的角度... He was telling me the angle of the Earth's tilt on its axis...
...和卫星传送的轨道有关... ...relative to the orbit of the transmission satellite...
...因此使我们没有清晰的收视率 ...restricts the placement for optimum reception.
喔，是的 Yeah.
换句话说，是被这棵树挡住了 In other words, this tree is in the way.
没错 Right. Exactly.
没问题 No problema.
喂！停下来 Knock that off!
史度, 他说要砍树，你不在意吧 Stuart, dish guy says the tree has to go. You don't mind, do you?
- 我当然在意 - 什么？ - Yes, I mind! - What?
我说「我当然在意」 这是我的树，你想干嘛？ I said,"yes, I mind!" What the hell are you doing, Phil? This is my tree!
别担心，我愿意替你砍，反正都是邻居嘛 你看那个接收器，真美，是不是？ Happy to do the work. What are neighbors for? Isn't the dish a beauty?
不，树才美. No. This tree is beautiful.
接收器只不过是 另一种科技产品 That dish is just one more piece of techno-crap...
你的周围塞满了科技废物 ...to go along with the rest of your stockpile of techno-crap!
害我们暴露在致癌症的环境下 You're already pulling so much juice, you got us living in a cancer node.
并没有资料证实… There's never been any conclusive data linking...
把那个电锯给我 Give me that saw, Phil.
史度，过来 赶飞机比较重要 Stuart, come on. Airplane now, vendetta later.
我会去查一下区域划分 但我相信我有权砍树. I'll check the zoning laws, but I think they'll prove me right.
难道他没听说过那种 放在屋顶上的接收器吗？ Hasn't he heard of the dishes that go on top of your house?
可能收不到那么多频道 Maybe they don't get as many channels.
或者这个比较便宜 He probably got a deal.
爸爸！ Dad!
你怎么回来了？你该看店的呀 Alan, you're supposed to be in the shop.
你没拿机票 我的天 You forgot your ticket.
我的机票 My ticket.
谢谢你儿子，好在有你 Thank you, son. Way to stay heads up.
有时候，我也挺有用的 Occasionally I do something right.
好，我得走了 I'm out of here.
- 小心开车 - 好，到了以後我会打电话给你 - Hurry but drive carefully. - I'll call you when I get there.
来，亲一下 Give me a smooch.
- 再见啦 - 爸爸，再见 - Bye-bye. Bye, son. - See you later, Dad.
- 你离开的时候门有没有锁？ - 有 - The door was locked when you left? - Yes.
收银机的钱有没有拿出来？ Did you empty the cash register?
一共是五十六分 还有灯也关了 Both quarters and all six pennies. And I shut off the lights.
我只是问问看嘛 Just asking.
你们怎么一点也不相信我 It's possible I make it through the entire day without screwing up.
什么东… What the...
你怎么跑进去的？ How the heck did you get in here?
该怎么说？ What was it? Halt! Who goes there?
你好，我是亚契 高竿兵团的密使. Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
你当然是罗 Sure you are.
小心，对敌人绝不仁慈 Beware. There will be no mercy.
是吗？ Is that so?
小心，对敌人绝不仁慈 Beware. There will be no mercy.
谢谢你的警告，我会很小心的 I'll be real careful. Thanks for the advice.
你好，我是亚契 高竿兵团的密使 Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
你的名字是什么？ What is your name?
我是艾伦，现在闭嘴 我有好多功课要做 I'm Alan. Now shut up. I have to do my homework.
是的，艾伦现在闭嘴 Greetings, Alan-now-shut-up.
你说什么？ What did you say?
你刚刚叫我名字，是不是？ You just said my name, didn't you?
你说呀！ Didn't you?
魔鬼兵团，立正！ Commandos! Ten-hut!
魔鬼兵团队员们，排队！ Commando Elite, fall in!
大声报名！ Sound off, soldiers!
我叫屠夫，是狙击手 远近距离都很专长 Butch Meathook, sniper. Lethal from any distance, sir!
欢迎你的加入 Good to have you aboard.
我叫尼克，破坏是我的专长 Nick Nitro. Demolition is my mission.
我曾是你父亲的部下 他是个好人 I served with your father. He was a good man.
我是火箭炮，炮兵 我已经等不及了 Brick Bazooka, artillery. Ready to go full bore, sir!
把精力留着打敌人 Save it for the enemy.
我是静电，通讯兵，随时待命 Link Static, communications. Awaiting orders, sir!
把你的配给加倍 Double up on your rations, Sparky.
我是幼兽，专精颠覆谋反 和剃刀一样的利 Kip Killagin, covert insurgent. Sharp as a razor, sir!
让我看看那个武器 Let me see that weapon.
太脆弱了 Standard issue is insufficient.
好了，你们大家听好 All right, ladies, now listen good.
我们的任务：消灭高竿兵团 Our mission: Destroy the Gorgonite enemy. Defeat him!
是的 Yes, sir!
不能对他们仁慈 There will be no mercy.
搜索整个地区，并找寻武器 Search the area and secure new arms. Commandos, fall out!
识别：艾伦现在闭嘴 状态：中断
高竿. Gorgon.
你到底是什么？ What the heck are you?
你和其他玩具不同 You're not like any toy I've ever seen.
说话呀 Come on, speak up.
你好，艾伦现在闭嘴 我是亚契，高竿兵团的密使 Greetings, Alan-now-shut-up. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
你比你的长相要聪明 I think you're smarter than you're letting on.
我相信你能把我的名字搞清楚 我叫艾伦，如此而已 I bet you're smart enough to get my name right. It's Alan. Just Alan. Got it?
艾伦，你好 Greetings, Alan.
我就知道. 走到桌子的另一边 I knew it. Walk to the end of the table.
别装蒜 Don't play dumb with me.
你知道我在说什么 You know what I'm saying.
艾伦是亚契的朋友 Alan, friend of Archer.
高竿的拥护者 安卡达的保卫者 Defender of all Gorgonites. Keeper of Encarta.
安卡达的保卫者? Keeper of Encarta?
你在玩我的电脑? You were using my computer?
如果染上病毒的话 我会杀了你 If I find a virus in there, you're headed for the microwave.
小心，对敌人绝不仁慈 Beware. There will be no mercy.
你在威胁我？ Are you threatening me?
解放高竿，对敌人绝不仁慈 The Gorgonites must be free. There will be no mercy.
士兵，没有旺盛的精力 就无法赢得战争 Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country.
我们必须要全力以赴 He won it by being all that he can be.
拼个你死我活 Damn the torpedoes or give me death!
随时要有所警觉 那是我们的职责 Eternal vigilance is the price of duty.
这样才不会反胜为败 所以记住 And to the victors go the spoils. So, remember...
你们是精英中的精英 ...you are the best of the best of the few and the proud!
只问你能为国家做些什么 而不要问国家能为你做些什么 So, ask not what your country can do for you...
我们要做出轰轰烈烈的事 ...only regret that you have but one life to live.
和高竿的战争一定会得到胜利 The war against the Gorgonites will be won!
魔鬼兵团，让我们随时准备开火 Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired!
搜索高竿兵团并且消灭他们 Search out the Gorgonites and frag them all!
进攻! Attack!
抓住他，不准让他逃脱 Get him! Jump on him!
抓住他，不准让他逃脱! Plastic at twelve o'clock!
亚契，你到底在哪里？? Archer, where are you, anyway?
我完了 I am in so much trouble.
对敌人绝不仁慈 There will be no mercy.
这就是你所指的吗？ This is what you meant?
玩具怎么会这样暴戾？ How could toys do this?
可怜的野人 Alas, poor Troglokhan.
抱歉，只能找到这些了 I'm sorry, Archer. That's all the pieces I could find.
魔鬼兵团毁了野人 The Commando Elite have destroyed Troglokhan.
不知道高竿的其他战士 和魔鬼兵团现在如何？ What about the other Gorgonites? And where are the Commandos?
嗨，我们今天关门 你没看见招牌吗？ Hi. We're closed. See the sign?
马上就好 我是来拿少校和怪物的 I'll be quick. I just came for Major Chip and the monster.
我没办法卖你那些玩具 I can't sell you them. Sorry.
拜托，只有你才有 我爸妈好不容易才答应的. But you're the only store that has them.
玩具都不见了 The toys are gone, all right?
那他呢？ Well, what about him?
不行，他是坏的 Him. He's defective...
而其他的全都被偷走了. ...and the rest were stolen.
那真糟糕 That's too bad.
艾伦... Alan...
...我们要找到高竿战士... ...we must find the...
我的天！ Oh, my God.
是谁搞的 Who did this?
还是你又在玩保险公司的把戏？ Are you pulling some kind of insurance scam?
我只做过一次 却终身背上这个罪名 I swear, I did one thing wrong. That's it! And I'm branded for life.
所以那是真的了 So, it is true.
我听说你被十所学校开除 所以你们才会搬到这里来 I heard your parents moved here because you got kicked out of ten different schools.
才没有那么糟 I did not.
是吗？ No?
只被两所学校开除 It was two.
只有两所学校？ Only two.
那么... So...
...要不要帮忙呀？ ...you need some help?
- 艾伦，我现在能讲话吗？ - 不可以 - Alan, can I talk now? - No.
真不相信 连我爸的无线电也给弄坏了 I can't believe they broke my dad's radio.
你有没有看过 「一家五口」的电视剧 Do you ever watch that show, Family of Five?
有呀 Sure.
你喜欢吗？ You like it?
还好啦 It's okay.
谢天谢地，我讨厌死它了 Thank God! Me, neither. I hate it. It's so lame.
大家都说有多好，真恐怖 I'm sick of hearing it's so great.
受不了他们的父母亲 居然会那么好 I can't stand the parents. They're so nice.
- 那是最糟糕的。这些该放到哪里？ - 就在那里 - The worst. Where do these go? - Over there.
我比较喜欢「X档案」 那类的影集 I'm more of an X- Files guy myself.
真相就在那里 "The truth is out there," Alan.
你喜欢齐柏林飞船摇滚乐团吗？ You like Led Zeppelin?
他们好棒哟 Yeah, they're the greatest.
我最喜欢这个乐团 They're my favorite band.
你和其他女孩不一样 You're not like other girls.
我知道 I know.
我们居然整理好了 比我预期的要快得多 I can't believe we've finished. It took less time than I thought.
船看起来也还好 And the boat looks great.
只有船桅被搞坏 其他地方都还好 It wasn't that messed up. The mast was the hardest part.
他不会看出来的 He'll never know.
告诉我，你当初做了什么？ So, what did you do?
别这样嘛，我听了不下十遍 Come on, Alan. I've heard the story ten times already.
你别否认 大家都说你很难对付 Don't deny it. They say you're a real terror.
是吗，我是个恐怖人物 Yeah, that's me, a real terror.
我只不过在墙上乱画 或破坏教职员厕所而已 I did some graffiti, flooded the faculty bathroom. Stuff like that.
他们却告诉我父母 说我「太顽劣」 My shrink told my parents I was"acting out."
听说在亲子日的时候 你还威胁有炸弹呢 I heard you called a bomb scare on Parents' Day.
那是被抓到以後才胡说八道的 That's when I got caught.
原来如此 Bummer.
他们判我缓刑 I got put on probation for a while.
不过那是很久以前的事 我现在完全不同了 But that was a long time ago. I'm a totally different person now.
你当然会这么讲 Sure.
不，是真的 No, really.
嗨，艾伦，都好吧？ Hey, Alan, how's it going?
爸爸！ Dad.
我正要回家，刚好经过这里 就进来打个招乎 I was on my way home from the airport. I thought I'd stop to say hello.
- 你是来突击检查的? - 没错 - And check up on me? - And check up on you.
这是我的责任 因为我是爸爸，你是儿子嘛 Of course. That's my job. Me Dad, you son, right?
- 这位是克莉丝蒂 - 你好 - This is Christy. - Hi.
- 是我们的邻居 - 你好 - From next door. - Hello.
- 发生了什么事？ - 没有呀 - Alan, what happened here? - Nothing.
什么都没发生. Nothing happened.
真的吗？ Really?
那这是怎么回事？ Then, how do you explain this?
我在掸灰，不小心把它给弄倒了 I was dusting it and it fell over.
你是用槌球棒掸灰吗？ Dusting with what, a croquet mallet?
我得走了 I should go.
喔，差点忘了我的东西 I almost forgot my stuff.
再见，艾伦 Bye, Alan.
你也回去吧，我来关门 You go home, too. I'll close up.
- 我可以关门 - 很显然的，你不行。回去吧 - I can do it. - Obviously you can't. Go home.
抱歉让你难堪. I'm really sorry about that.
我也有父母亲. 如果只有那条船被他看出来 那你算是幸运了 I have parents, too. If that's all he sees, you got off lucky.
- 这是你的玩具 - 谢谢 - Here are your toys. - Thanks.
克莉丝蒂，怎么回事 我以为你会来看我练习 What happened? I thought you were coming by practice today.
对不起，布莱 我有点别的事要做 Sorry. Something else came up.
你就是 在学校纵火的那个学生吗？ I know you. You're the kid who set his old school on fire, right?
就为了想看火烧屋的样子 Yeah, just to watch it burn.
随你怎么说 Whatever.
我们要和JV比赛 你来替我加油 We got a scrimmage with the JV. Come on, you can cheer me on.
好呀！ Great.
等会儿见 See you later.
Let's see... Let's see...
我需要什么？ What do I need?
需要钢丝锯 Coping saw.
搞什么鬼！ I don't believe it!
- 艾伦，我们必须… - 闭嘴！ - Alan, we must... - Shut up!
- 高竿兵团… - 你只会带给我麻烦 - The Gorgonites... - You're nothing but trouble.
静电向指挥所报告 Link Static to command post.
发现平民在护送 一个落单的高竿战士 Have targeted single Gorgonite with civilian escort.
正向你的位置接近 Approaching your position. Over.
静电，我们知道了 Roger, Private Static. Copy that.
火箭炮，中前方 Brick Bazooka, front and center.
是的，长官 中士，准备攻击 Prepare for assault, Sergeant.
等到能看到他眼白时才发射 Don't fire till you see the whites of his eyes.
准备将火箭炮发射出去 Prepare to fire the bazooka.
发射！ Fire!
识别：高竿 状态：饥饿 高竿警犬队 Gorgonite K9 corps.
小心，否则要你好看 Watch it. I'll have your dog tags.
你跟着我干嘛？ What are you doing here?
回家去 Go home.
我上来啦 Coming up.
一步一步的上来 Hand over hand.
高竿战士，我来啦 I'm coming for you, Gorgonite.
讨厌的坑 Damn potholes.
指挥所呼叫火箭炮 Command post to Brick Bazooka. Report.
这是指挥所，火箭炮请报告 Repeat, this is command post. Report.
火箭炮报告 Brick Bazooka reporting.
目标逃脱，已进入敌方堡垒 Target escaped en route to enemy stronghold.
长官，我已经支离破碎了 I'm pretty messed up, sir.
忍一下，我们马上到 Hold on, son. We're on our way.
「急救箱」 Wrong gauge.
尺寸不对
将A插入B槽 Insert tab A into slot B.
然後转动，直到听到卡搭声 Turn until click.
咬住子弹会好一点 Bite the bullet, pal. It'll be okay.
胶带在这里 Here's the tape.
没关系，孩子，尽量的喊 Go ahead, kid. Let it out.
识别：敌方堡垒
状态：目标
世界还真是小 It's a small world after all.
这是大地游乐系统 我能如何为你服务？ Hello, Heartland Play Systems. How may I help you?
我有点麻烦，是有关你们的… Yes, I'm having some trouble with one of your...
请告诉我玩具的名字 和问题的徽结 What is the name of the toy and the nature of the problem?
玩具的名字是高竿兵团 The toys are the Gorgonites.
已经没有高竿兵团了 There are no more Gorgonites.
嘘，还有魔鬼兵团 And the Commando Elite.
魔鬼兵团是高竿兵团的死敌 They are the mortal enemies of the Gorgonites.
问题的徽结是什么？ And what is the problem?
魔鬼兵团破坏我爸爸的玩具店 又把高竿兵团毁灭掉 The Commandos wrecked my dad's store and destroyed the Gorgonites!
本来的设计就是 由魔鬼兵团和高竿兵团打战的 The Commando Elite are designed to fight the Gorgonites.
没有打战，在他们 破坏高竿兵团後，就不见了 No, they destroyed them and now they're gone!
对不起，我们不赔偿遗失的玩具 I'm sorry, but Heartland Play Systems does not replace lost toys.
我没有遗失他们 有没有留言机？ I didn't lose them! Is there a machine I can talk to?
把我转过去 Just transfer me to a machine!
太太，谢谢你打电话来 Have a nice day, ma'am.
我不是太太 I'm not a ma'am!
请说明玩具的名字 和问题的徽结 Please state the name of your toy and nature of your problem.
你们该死的魔鬼兵团 破坏了我爸爸的玩具店 Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store...
...在毁掉高竿兵团後就跑了 你听到没有？我要告你们，听到了吗？ ...destroyed the super Gorgonites and ran off! Got it? Lawsuit! Got that?
我是艾伦，电话是 330-555-0125 Alan Abernathy, 330-555-0125.
毁灭高竿 Destroy Gorgonites.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
艾伦 Alan.
别和我讲话 Don't talk to me!
别讲 Not a word!
在星期一早上九点钟 On Monday morning, at 0900 hours...
二十五万个魔鬼兵团 和二十五万个高竿兵团 ... 250,000 Commandos and 250,000 Gorgonites will fight side by side...
将在各大玩具店上市 相信小朋友们会千方百计的 ... with children everywhere, trying to separate mommy and daddy...
要求父母亲替他们购买 ... from the money in their wallets.
赖瑞 Larry.
快，听听这个. Now, listen to this.
在以後的两个月中 将有一百多种产品陆续上市 They cover 100 merchandise licensees for the next two months.
不管你们是看电视、搭公车 You won't be able to turn on a TV, board a bus...
吃饭、换衣服，随时随地 ... open a lunch box, or put on your own underwear...
都会看到高竿兵团 和魔鬼兵团的战争 ... without seeing the Gorgonites raging war with the Commando Elite!
马斯先生，请告诉我们您的想法 What do you think of that, Mr. Mars?
这只是个开始 It's a start.
你是赖瑞 Larry.
各位，这是赖瑞 Larry, folks.
我们需要谈谈 别吵我 We have to talk.
我们有麻烦了，很紧急 We have a big problem. It's urgent.
你来这干嘛？停下来 What are you doing here? Stop it.
艾伦，330-555-0 Alan Abernathy, 330-555-0...
就在这里被截断 That's where voice mail cut him off.
- 这根本不是麻烦 - 这还不是麻烦吗？ - It's not a problem. - It's not?
上市日期是什么时候？ 是星期一 这家伙怎么拿到的？ These things go on sale Monday. How did this kid get hold of them?
这是工业间谍的活动 一句话我们控告他们 It's industrial espionage. I got two words for you: Counter suit.
控告是两个字吗？ One word: Countersuit. Two words.
是两个字, 赖瑞! It's two words, Larry!
说不定他是说实话 What if this kid's telling the truth?
如果有危险的话 那就绝不能上市 We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous.
每个零件都合乎标准 怎么会有危险 How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard.
全是标准设计、标准材料 The design is standard, the materials are standard...
标准机械，甚至… ...the mechanicals are standard. Even the...
哦 Oh.
哦，是什么意思 What's,"Oh"?
你说什么？ What?
- 你刚刚的「哦」是什么意思？ - 我只是说「喔」 - You just said,"Oh." - No, I said,"Oh."
那是表示很有趣 还是说我们完了? "Oh" like,"That's interesting" or like,"We're screwed"?
我是指…哇！ No. I mean, hey, whoa, oh.
好啦，别再谈「哦」了 我要去律师那里准备起诉的文件 Forget the"Oh". I'll go to legal to start on the countersuit.
那个「哦」一定是芯片的问题 The chips!
喔！ That's the"Oh."
These microprocessing chips. These microprocessing chips.
你从哪里弄来的芯片 它们有什么功用 What do they do and where did you get them from?
只不过是微处理芯片 我们因此而保住了工作 They microprocess. And they come from the land of I Saved Your Job.
「微处理——全球科技X-1000 承包人：国防部」
这是为国防部设计的 They were designed for the Defense Department.
你把军用芯片放在玩具里？ You put munitions chips in toys?
「高竿兵团」 Archer...
高竿兵团的密使 ... emissary of the Gorgonites.
你在哪儿？/i> Where are you?
小心，对敌人绝不仁慈 Beware. There will be no mercy.
我们迷路了 一定要找到自己的家园 We're lost. We need to find our homeland.
对，我们的家园 Yeah, our homeland.
识别：高竿兵团求救讯号
我们有麻烦了，请来救我们 We're in trouble. Please find us.
你帮我们找到了高岗 You've got to help us find Goron.
高竿？ Goron?
笨蛋，是高竿 It's "Gorgon", moron.
希望他会来.我们打不过可怕的魔鬼兵团 识别：高竿兵团求救讯号 I hope he comes. We're no match for the awesome Commandos.
除了他们 所有的都是小孩玩意. Yeah, everything else is just a toy.
来呀，进来呀 Kitty, kitty, kitty.
抓住他， Grab him! Hold him down!
把他弄倒 Get that leg!
绑起来！ String him up!
把我们想知道的告诉我们 Tell us what we want to know.
我是亚契 高竿兵团的密使 I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
亚契，你在哪儿？ Archer?
其他的高竿渣滓呢？ Where are the rest of the Gorgonite scum?
我们有办法叫你讲话的 We have ways of making you talk.
这样好了 只要告诉我们，就让你走路 Make it easy on yourself. If you tell us, we'll let you go.
最好和我们合作，省得受罪 It will go easier for you if you cooperate.
我是亚契，高竿兵团的密使 I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
好，把他丢到垃圾处理器里 All right. Let's dispose of this garbage.
那个小孩来了 It's the kid.
魔鬼兵团，退後！ Commandos, pull back! Retrograde movement!
- 借用一下 - 小鬼，那是我的 - Give me that! - That's mine, punk!
投降，高竿兵团的拥护者 Surrender, Gorgonite ally.
我要和你斗个高 You just met your match.
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
投降，或受死 Surrender or die!
军医！ Medic! Medic!
军医！ Medic!
搞什么鬼呀？ Come on out!
艾伦，怎么回事？ Alan, what the hell is going on here?
军医！ Medic!
艾伦，怎么回事？ Alan, your hand! What happened?
手怎么会受伤的？ 你到楼下做什么？ How did you cut your hand? And what are you doing down here?
没事 Mom, Dad, it's okay.
你不在的时候 我向乔买了一批玩具士兵 While you were gone, I bought some soldier toys from Joe.
我以为在你回来之前就能卖 I figured I could sell them before you got back.
至少能为店里赚些钱 And for once, I would have made the store a little money.
我知道我做错了，对不起 I know it was the wrong thing to do. I'm sorry.
终於说出来了 There, I said it.
好 Okay.
我很高兴，你能告诉我实话 I think it's very honest of you to tell the truth.
所以就拿我木工的工具做为抵押 So, you pawned my woodworking tools so you could pay Joe?
不是我，是玩具士兵拿走的 No! I'm pretty sure the toys took them.
什么？ What?
是玩具士兵 The toys.
你想把我气死吗？ Are you trying to upset me?
你故意… I mean, are you deliberately making...
- 心理学家用的那句是什么?什么计划？ - 进攻 - What was the word? Projected... - Aggression.
- 进攻计划. - 不是我！ - Projected aggression... - It's not aggression!
是玩具，他们… 他们像活的一样，你们看 It's these toys! It's like they're alive. Look.
亚契，你一定要帮我 Come on, Archer. Back me up here.
说话呀 Say something.
立定！你是谁？说话呀 Halt! Who goes there? Talk to me!
艾伦，别这样 Alan, please.
我一定得问你，你在吸毒吗？ I need to ask you this. Are you on crank?
没有！ No!
是大麻还是其他毒品？ 我们必须要知道 Then is it crystal meth, tar, smack? We need to know!
我没有吸毒品 是那些士兵搞的鬼 No, I'm not on drugs! It's these soldiers!
好了，够啦 All right, that's it! Stop it.
我是说… I mean, Alan...
我对你… ...I am...
失望透了 ...at a loss.
你！为什么你不说话？ You! Why didn't you say anything?
闭嘴，别和我讲话，别讲 Shut up! Don't talk to me! Not a word!
很聪明，真该让你被打成碎片 Wise guy. I should shred the bunch of you.
我爸认为我疯了 克莉丝蒂认为我是笨蛋 My dad thinks I'm insane. Christy thinks I'm an idiot...
等乔发现玩具被毁而我又付不出钱来的时候, 一定会打断我的腿 ...and when Joe finds out I can't pay him back, he'll break my legs.
高竿兵团并没有被毁掉 The Gorgonites are not destroyed.
什么？ What?
奇普少校仍在找寻他们.所以他们并没有被毁掉 Major Hazard seeks the location of the Gorgonite scum. They are not destroyed.
如果已被毁掉 他就不会到处找他们 'Cause if the Commandos destroyed them they wouldn't be looking for them.
他们到底在哪儿？ All right, where are they?
我的弟兄们 正在做他们最拿手的事 My Gorgonite brothers are doing what the Gorgonites do best:
就是躲起来 They are hiding.
魔鬼兵团，排队 Commando Elite, fall in!
是的，长官 Sir! Yes, sir!
我们已经和敌人接触过了 他又大、又快 We have met the enemy. He is big. He is fast.
他和高竿兵团的渣滓联合起来 He has allied himself with the Gorgonite scum.
交战的规则已经改变 静电开灯 The rules of engagement have changed. Private Static!
哇！ Damn!
这才是我们的天堂 This place is a gold mine.
天呀！ 这么多的工具和金属器具 Holy smokes. Look at all this hardware.
真要谢谢现代的卓越科技 Technological superiority.
看看那把电锯 Dibs on the chain saw.
长官，我回来报到 Falling in, sir.
让我过！ Out of the way.
长官，只有一点小伤 It's only a flesh wound, sir.
你做的已经够多了，安息吧 Rest easy. You've done your job.
放心， Did we win?
一定会赢的 We will.
虽然尼克的电池没电了 Nick Nitro's battery has run out.
但他永远活在我们的记忆中 But his memory will keep going and going and going.
我们要为他报仇. His death will be avenged.
队员们，确保我们的阵地 监听所有的通讯 Commandos, secure the perimeter! Tap all communications!
开始制造武器 我们誓死绝不甘休 Roll some armor! We got us a war to win.
要制造爆炸性武器吗？ If it launches, lacerates or detonates...
我要具有机动性且致命的武器 ...I want it mobile and I want it lethal!
明白了，长官 Sir! Yes, sir!
他们不在储藏室，也不在这里 They're not in the storeroom, they're not here.
还有，你们本该去打战的 Monsters shouldn't be hiding but fighting Commandos.
我们一定会输的 We would lose.
因为当初的程序 就是这样设计的 It is what we were programmed to do.
只能躲、只能输 这是什么选择嘛 Hide and lose? Those are some great options.
如果我是高竿战士 我会怎么做呢？ If I was a Gorgonite, where would I be?
由於会输，所以要躲起来 我一点自尊也没有 I'm hiding because I'm a loser. I've got zero self-esteem...
脑功能只有花生米那么大 ...and my brain's the size of a peanut.
我会躲到哪儿？ Where would I be?
真恐怖 This is so gross.
有人在吗？ Hello. Is anybody in there?
大眼 Ocula.
- 那是什么？t? - 他是高竿战士 - What was that? - It's the Gorgonites.
大眼 Ocula.
打它、擦它 Punch-it. Scratch-it.
真高兴我们又能在一起 不过这个垃圾箱真恐 Great to be back. But seriously, what a dump.
疯子 Insaniac.
你是真的小孩还是油画？ Are you a kid or oil painting?
亚契，你别担心 我们都躲起来. Don't worry, Archer. We was hiding.
猛拳 Slamfist.
野人还活着？ Troglokhan?
我们把他修好了 We fixed him.
我们试着把他凑起来 We tried to fix him.
那是我爸爸的无线电 My dad's radio.
仍然需要做些组合工作 Some assembly required.
难道我疯了吗？这到底是怎么回事？ 请打电话到1-800-TALK-TO-ME So am I nuts? What's going on here? Give me a call, 1-800, talk to me.
怪物 Freaky.
就像科学怪人一样 Like Frankenstein.
好在找到你们 我的腿可能保得住了 At least you're all here. Maybe Joe won't break my legs after all.
允许访问 Access approved.
让我搞清楚 Let me get this straight.
你用我的密码 去订购可能有危险的军用芯片？ You used my password to order surplus military chips that might be dangerous?
你别紧张，没关系 It's okay.
本来就该这样的 你看这是「清洁房」 That's supposed to happen. See? Clean room.
对，清洁 咱们进去吧 Clean. Let's just go in.
你还好吗？ You okay?
他就是拉夫 That's him. That's Ralph.
你是谁？你不是在这里工作的 Who are you? You don't belong here.
我是赖瑞 是由你供应我部门所需的芯片 I'm Larry Benson. You supplied my division with some microchips.
喔，你就是赖瑞 Yes. Larry Benson.
X-1000芯片比你预期的还要好，是不是？ The X1000. Worked out better than you dreamed, didn't they?
事实上，有一点问题 Actually, there was a little problem.
那是你软件的问题 Then it's with your software.
我不认为软件有问题 I don't think there's a problem with the software, Ralph.
你不认为 You don't?
X-1000芯片是最好的芯片 The X1000 is a masterpiece.
你想想看，芯片复杂到能够… Imagine a microchip...
控制飞弹的导向系统. ...sophisticated enough to control the guidance systems of ballistic missiles.
只要一装上它 就能自动使系统升级 Imagine it can be used to instantly upgrade any system it's plugged into.
像吃了聪明药一样 另外，它还有学习能力 Like a smart drug for machines. Then, imagine it can learn.
你在说什么，人工智能吗？ What are you talking about? Artificial intelligence?
不，是真正的智能 No. Actual intelligence.
只要有一点瑕疵 全部设计就都没有用 No wonder those philistines at the Pentagon didn't appreciate it.
所以五角大厦的那些笨蛋 才不知道珍惜它 One flaw and they scrap the whole project.
那么说芯片是有问题 So there is a flaw in the chips.
它们对EMP比较敏感. They're a little bit sensitive to EMP.
EMP就是电磁波吗 EMP? Electromagnetic pulse?
对，就是因核爆 而产生的电磁波 The kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device.
真不相信 玩具界的竞争也这么激烈 I doubt even the toy industry has become quite that competitive.
他们说做适当的保护层太贵了 They said,"Adequate shielding wasn't cost effective."
你想当初梅迪奇 会对米开朗基罗说… Did the Medici ever tell Michelangelo:
「抱歉，老米，大理石太贵了 还是用水泥吧」? 我可不认为 "Sorry, Mike, marble's not cost-effective. Here's a bag of cement"? I think not!
一百岁！ Gesundheit.
谢谢 Thank you.
由於芯片有学习能力 这应该不是问题吧 There shouldn't be any problem, just because the chips can learn.
你还没听清楚吗？因为它可以在主程序中学习 Am I not being clear? They learn within the boundaries of their programming.
不管程序的核心是什么 X-1000都能将它加强 Whatever the core programming, the X1000 enhances it.
所以如果有问题 那一定是软件的问题 So, if you have a problem, it's in your software.
为你模仿一下 世界之顶的詹姆斯嘉纳 世界之顶的詹姆斯嘉纳 Quick impression, Jimmy Cagney. "Top of the world, Ma."
谈谈你工作的困扰 Talk about hampering your career.
抓住他 Grab him!
看起来像真的一样 It looks so real, don't it?
揍他 Hit him.
是你的朋友吗？ Friend of yours?
我该怎么处理你们？ What am I going to do with you guys?
…221、222 Two hundred and twenty-one. Two hundred and twenty-two.
又创不了记录了 There goes the record.
别离得这么近，会把眼睛弄坏 Not so close. You'll ruin your eye.
你在看什么？ What are you looking at?
我不知道 I dunno.
喂，艾伦吗？ - Hello? - Alan?
克莉丝蒂 Christy?
你是不是不准出来了？ Are you grounded?
可以，我爸爸的气消了 No, my dad cooled off.
看来我们整理的还不错 So, we did it.
对，更好的是 我找到了遗失的玩具 Yeah, and the best part is, I found all those lost toys.
你真帮了很大的忙 You were really a big help.
没问题 Cool.
四角裤还是三角裤好？ So, Alan, boxers or briefs?
把裤子给我 Get those off your head.
怎么回事？ Hey, what's going on?
没事 Nothing.
我想我们该好好庆祝一下 Listen, I was thinking maybe we should celebrate sometime.
像去看电影之类 Go to a movie or something.
我只和年龄比我大的人约会 这不是你的问题 Alan, I only date older guys. It's nothing personal.
我现在是正式和布莱在约会. What I mean is, officially I'm going out with Brad.
那么非正式的或表面上的呢？ What about unofficially? Or superficially?
是有个既聪明 又常惹麻烦的男孩… There is one guy. But he's kind of a smart aleck and a bit of a troublemaker.
有点叫我心动 I'm sure he'd be willing to give it all up for you.
我相信 他会愿意为你牺牲一切. I know I would.
艾伦 Alan.
开工罗 It's party time!
真酷 One phat ride!
长官，通讯截听下来了 高竿兵团仍然活着，并紮营在敌人的堡垒中 Transmission intercepted. The Gorgonites are bivouacked at the enemy stronghold.
而敌人已显示出弱点来 And the enemy has revealed an age-old weakness.
我相信他会为你牺牲一切 我知道他一定会的 I'm sure he'd be willing to give it all up for you. I know I would.
记嘉奖一次 Put yourself in for a commendation.
士兵们 机会来了，要多加利用 Soldiers! We have a window of opportunity.
先把敌人引出来 再一举消灭高竿兵团 We will exploit it, drown the enemy out and crush the Gorgonites!
我们要进入敌方阵营 先将人质弄到手 We must go behind enemy lines to secure a hostage. Prepare to move out.
准备行动 Hop it, jarheads!
你们留在这里应该很安全 I guess you guys are safe as long as you stay here.
你在找什么？ What are you looking for?
高竿 Gorgon.
这是国家公园 This is a national park.
高竿岛是我们的家园 The Isle of Gorgon is our homeland.
你能帮我们找到它吗？ Will you help us find it?
它不会在那里的 I don't think you will find it in there.
艾伦 Alan...
如果高竿不在那里面 会不会在这个窗子里呢 ...if Gorgon is not in that window, is it in this one?
窗子里没有东西 There's nothing in windows.
东西是在窗子外面m. There's stuff outside them.
什么东西呢？ What stuff?
你瞧，外面 You know, outside.
像是树木、电线竿 Trees, power poles...
还有克莉丝蒂的家 ...Christy's house.
再过去呢？ And beyond that?
是购物中心 The mall.
再过去呢？? And beyond that?
是公路 The highway.
再过去呢？ And beyond that?
是一片广阔的农场 About a million acres of farm.
那再过去呢？ And what's beyond that?
不知道了 I don't know.
一定是高竿 Gorgon.
由卫星传送 一共有257个频道ls. Live, via satellite, 257 channels.
还有给听障人使用的字幕 Closed captioning for the hearing impaired...
再加上立体声立声，马上要呈现在你的眼前 ...and Dolby stereo where available, which is right here, right now!
画面真清晰，太棒了 What a great picture. It's perfect.
我觉得有点模糊 I don't know. It looks kind of fuzzy.
来调整看看 Let me try something else.
太大声了！ Oh, for pete's sake! Phil!
调亮一点也许比较好 Maybe if I tweak the brightness a little.
不对，那是浓度 皮肤的颜色完全错误 No, it's the chroma. The flesh tone's way off.
怎么会是绿色 Now it's green.
下来 Stand down, men.
我们要使这些平民失去抵抗力 We must neutralize these civilians.
我付了那么多的钱 才不要看鬼 I paid a lot. I don't want any ghosts.
识别：笨蛋 随我来 Follow me.
这是个陷阱 It's a trap, sir.
好，把它放在这里 Bring it here, soldier.
「安眠药」
化学药品的战争 Chemical warfare.
准备作战. Operation Sandman.
准备好就发射 Fire when ready, Private.
奥迪墨非是 二次大战最伟大的英雄. Audie Murphy. Our most decorated war hero.
整个地区已在控制之下 目标还没出现 No sign of the target, sir. Area is secured.
别担心，她会出现的 Don't worry. She'll be here.
识别要点：柑橘酒 我们以这里做为基地. This is where we'll engage the target.
找寻隐蔽的位置 大家埋伏好 Set up concealed positions and prepare for ambush.
哇，天呀！ Oh, man.
他们居然买了一整套 I can't believe they got me the whole set.
不要开枪 Hold your fire, men.
你居然能讲话，棒透了 你一定是领袖 Cool, you can talk. You must be the leader.
可是有一天你被杀死了 Except one day, you get shot.
然後把他晋级 And this guy gets promoted...
他变成领袖，耶！ ...and now he's the leader. Yes!
少校，这不是我的主意 It wasn't my idea, Major.
队员们，进攻 Commandos, attack!
向小孩进攻 Pile on the kid!
要做俘虏，还是要牺牲 随你选 Son, you can be a prisoner or a casualty. It's up to you.
长官，请来这边 Sir, over here.
我最讨厌做褓姆了 Oh, man, I hate babysitting.
- 什么事 - 长官，你看 - What is it, soldier? - Take a look, sir.
琴酒加苏打水
意外的发现 Bombshells, sir.
各式各样的宝贝 Fully posable.
哇，大波霸！ Hello, dolly!
美人 Sweet stuff!
受不了啦！ Hubba-hubba.
她们是後补吗？ R and R, sir?
长官，我要求休假三天 Request a 3-day pass, sir.
不准. 她们是我们的生力军， 是我们的救兵 Denied. Gentlemen, this is the new army. Those are reinforcements.
把尼克的头给我，快！ Bring me the head of Nick Nitro. Move.
你将继续为我们服务 Soldier, your memory will live on.
要命！ Damn!
太残忍 Criminy!
我看不下去了 I think I'm gonna hurl.
不能把思想浪费掉 A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
它们活了！ It's alive! It's alive!
嘿，温蒂大炮，向你报到 Hi, there. Cannon Fodder Gwendy, reporting for duty, sir.
很好 Carry on, soldier.
我能感到你的痛苦 I feel your pain.
艾伦 Alan...
魔鬼兵团在树里 ...the Commando Elite are in the trees.
树会动并不是因为魔鬼兵团 They're not moving because of the Commandos.
是因为风的关系 It's the wind.
你看 See?
我只看到你的手 I see your hand.
你可以感觉到风在吹 The wind is blowing. You can feel it.
感觉？ Feel?
抱歉，忘了你是塑胶做的 Right. Plastic. Sorry.
这有点不好描述 It's kind of hard to describe.
和天气的模式有关 风是寒冷的因素…等等 Weather patterns, wind chill factor.
看不到，并不表示它不存在t. Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
明白不? 866 这就是风 See?
Wind.
爸妈，我回来了 Mom? Dad? I'm home.
他们都睡着了 They're asleep.
- 你知道这表示什么吗？ - 表示他们随时会醒过来 - You know what that means? - They could wake up any second.
你真是辣毙了 You know, you are such a major hottie.
你真会甜言蜜语. And you are such a major sweet talker.
晚安 Good night.
我的摩托车发动不起来 我没地方去了，能进来吗 My bike won't start. I got nowhere to go. Can I come in?
都不好 No, that's not it.
不要因为我这么美而恨我 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
来点娱乐吧 Let's do something fun.
我们来做脸部保养 We'll all get facials.
我的眉毛还好吗？ Did I overpluck my eyebrows?
现在该我们玩你了. Now it's our turn to play with you.
能不能把她的头拧下来 Let's see if her head comes off.
克莉丝蒂 Christy?
喔，是个男人 Look. A man. Alley-oop.
你的肩膀真宽阔 常运动吗？ Such nice broad shoulders. Do you work out?
你是哪个星座的？ What's your sign, big boy?
造型真糟糕. Makeovers are such a blast.
发型已经过时了 That haircut is so five minutes ago.
你想甩掉我 Are you dumping me?
走开 Get off!
喂，猪头 You! Maggot!
好男人是不能打女人的 An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady.
你害怕吗？ Are you scared?
我们都很害怕 We're all scared.
只有疯子才不怕 You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.
什么事？ What?
你看到什么了？ What do you see?
你还好吧？ Ocula? Are you all right?
别担心，没事的 Settle down. You'll be okay.
投降？ "Surrender?"
小姐，微笑！ Smile, girlie.
艾伦，我现在很安全 他们没有伤害我 "Alan, I'm safe. I have not been harmed."
克莉丝蒂？ Christy?
以下声明是出自我的意愿 并没有受到威胁." "I am making this statement of my own free will and under no duress."
- 胡说. - 按照原稿念 - Yeah, right. - Stick to the script. Read it as we wrote it.
还要表现很高兴的样子 Make it snappy.
只要将以下的条件达成 "I will be released safely and unharmed...
我就能被安全释放 "...only if the following conditions are met:
第一，要高竿渣滓们投降 "One: Surrender the Gorgonite scum."
完了 That's it.
快点念，否则刺你 Faster, or we stick you.
求求你，一定要来救我 Alan, you have to help.
特写她的眼泪 Zoom in. Get those tears.
还有什么？ What else is on?
既然奇普少校要打战 我们就陪他打 If Major Chip Hazard wants a war, we'll give him a war.
艾伦，别这样做 Please, Alan, don't do this.
- 我们会害怕的 - 我们是你的朋友. - We're afraid. - We're your friends.
- 别这样对我们 - 叛徒 - Have mercy. - You are a traitor.
嗨，今晚你好吗？ 欢迎来到大纸箱里 Hi. Welcome to the big cardboard box.
「高竿兵团」
永远看不到高竿了 We'll never see Gorgon again.
- 他看起来是个好孩子 - 为什么会这样对我们 - Alan seemed so nice. - Why would he do this to us?
三个字，青春期 Three words, folks. Pu-ber-ty.
敌人已经接触了 小心前进，行动! Enemy contact. Advance with caution. Roll!
长官，对不起. Sorry, sir.
你们怎么能背叛我们？我们自由了 How could you betray us? We're free.
- 心软些 - 队员们会杀了我们 - Have mercy. - The Commandos will kill us.
先生们，它看起来象在闪光 朝纸箱前进来. Gentlemen, it looks like they blinked. Advance and envelop.
遵命 Sir! Yes, sir!
艾伦，我觉得很不安全 Alan, I'm feeling very insecure.
我对纸板过敏，拿开 I'm allergic to cardboard. Pass it on.
亚契，准备好了吗？ Are you ready, Archer?
你确信这是个好主意吗？ Alan, are you sure this is a good idea?
你这个叛徒 You traitor.
- 高竿兵团要自由 - 我不舒服 - We must be free. - I don't feel well.
艾伦，别这么做 你会後悔一辈子 Alan, don't do it. You'll be guilt-ridden.
我姑妈是被活埋的 所以我对狭小的空间有恐惧感 My aunt was buried alive. I'm very claustrophobic.
有得瞧罗 Rock and roll!
我就喜欢这种工作 I love this job!
你还好吧？ Are you all right?
我这是透明化妆 All my make-up is cruelty-free.
你常来吗？ You come here often?
带我去参加舞会，好吗？ Will you take me to the prom?
带我去参加舞会，好吗？ If you can't accessorize, pulverize.
你很不乖 You've been a bad boy.
现在要惩罚你 Now you must be punished.
小女孩，你小心点 Watch out, girls. Hissy fit.
「战争对小孩不健康」
送死吧 You're to die for.
快跑，她有短棒 Run! She's got a baton!
那根棒子很厉害 It's a baton death march.
她疯了 She's gone postal!
糟糕，指甲弄断了 Oh, I broke a nail.
最讨厌这些东西 I've always hated these things!
有点爱心嘛！ The humanity!
就要炸了 This is it, men.
敌人布署了一个假目标 Commandos, the enemy has deployed a decoy target.
回到基地去 Return to primary positions.
好玩 This is fun!
你快杀死我了 You're killing me!
你来救我啦 You rescued me.
是我的荣幸 Anytime.
咱们去把他们捉起来 Let's go get those creeps.
去把我爸妈叫起来 We have to wake my parents.
开火！ Open fire!
敌人在逃 继续追击 We have the enemy on the run. Exploit and pursue.
- 你以前常这样爬出去吗？ - 一、两次而已 - You've done this before. - Once or twice.
小心！ Watch it.
你也小心. You watch it.
我们得去求救 We got to get help.
谁有开门器？ Anyone got a garage door opener?
开战 Commandos, attack!
「什么对一无所有有益？」 Time to plant the corn.
魔鬼兵团，开始攻击 Expect no mercy, Gorgonite ally!
「什么对一无所有有益？ 你们听我说 我去骑摩托车 I'll get the bike.
快上来，快点 Get on! Hurry!
我们要紧追不舍 Hot pursuit!
大家连结起来 Interlock!
右边结合，左边结合 Right side, lock! Left side, lock!
全速前进 Ramming speed!
抓紧！ Hold on!
他们都烧焦了 They're toast.
让我骑回去，好吗？ You think I could drive home?
好主意 嗨！你怎么在这儿 Good idea.
- 你的儿子绑架了我女儿 - 嗯. - Your kid kidnapped my daughter... - Uh, oh.
...然後把我儿子绑起来 又把我和我太太迷倒 ...tied up my son and drugged me and my wife. Marion is still tripping!
恐怕要再藏起来了 Time to hide again.
更别提把我家搞得一团糟 Not to mention the damage to my house.
「魔鬼兵团」
「玩具世界」
虽然这一场输了 We have lost the battle.
但整个战争仍没有输 We will not lose the war.
这是最後一箱 That's the last of them.
星期五送来的货全在这里 I think that's all of Friday's delivery. Why did they want it back?
你也知道那些大笨蛋们 You know the clowns that make these decisions.
他们根本不在乎别人三更半夜在这里受苦受难... They don't care we're standing around freezing, in the middle of the night...
...他们只知道争权夺利 ...as long as everyone knows who's in charge.
什么企业嘛 Corporations.
右手不知道左手在搞什么鬼. Right hand doesn't know what the left hand is screwing up.
你好，你已落在我的手中 Greetings. You've been drafted.
开车！! Move!
你们都疯了吗？ Is this entire household insane?
就因为玩具会动 他就说玩具是活的 He says that toy is alive just because it moves a little.
然後呢？小仙女给你一只 会讲话的蟋蟀，拜托 What's next? The Blue Fairy drops by with a talking cricket?
他说的是真的 He's telling the truth!
他居然还替你洗了脑 He's brainwashed you, hasn't he?
别担心，我会替你请最好的医生 Don't worry, honey. We'll get you the best deprogrammer money can buy.
你不能改变程序的 You can't change programming.
哇，另外一个 Look. Another one.
我告诉过你们他们躲起来 这是他们的专长 I told you they were hiding. It's what they do.
够了，克莉丝蒂，回家 That's it. Come on, Christy.
儿子、太太，我们走，回家去 Timmy, Marion, we're out of here.
常来玩呀 Don't be a stranger, Phil.
嗨，我们是大地游乐系统的 客户意见调查员 Yes, we're with Heartland Play Systems, Consumer Satisfaction.
艾伦在吗？ Is Alan Abernathy here?
他就在那里 That's Alan, right there.
你好 你最近购买了我们的产 How you doing? We understand you acquired some of our fine products.
其中可能有些. There's a chance they might be...
...缺陷. ...defective.
好在他们不会产生任何伤害 But there's no reason to think they could do any harm.
- 他们会产生伤害 - 有问题的是魔鬼兵团 - There's reasons. - There is a problem with the Commandos.
什么问题 请记住，你将在法庭上证明你的指控 What problem? Bear in mind, you will be called into court to support your claim.
- 你的玩具差点要了我儿子的命 - 史度！ - Your toys nearly killed my son! - Stuart...
别叫我冷静下来 都是冷静惹的祸 Don't say calm down! Calm was killing me.
你去向我儿子道歉 And you! You owe my son an apology!
赖瑞，你看那是亚契 Hey, Larry. Look. It's Archer.
你好 Greetings.
我是亚契，你是谁？ I am Archer. Who are you?
我是艾温，是我设计你的 I'm Irwin. I designed you...
还有其他的高竿战士 ...and all the Gorgonites.
他是我们的创造者 He's the creator.
你们全在这儿 You're all here.
每个人都得待在某个地方 Everyone has to be somewhere.
没错，我妈妈常… That's true. My mom used to...
你们居然能够 有条有理的做叙述 Making declarative statements? Formulating inquiries?
电剪掉了 Lights out.
外面一定出事了 Something's going on out there.
奇怪，大地公司的卡车 怎么会在外面 That's weird. There's a Heartland truck outside.
- 更多魔鬼兵团吗？ - 很多、很多 - More Commandos? - A lot more.
爸爸，你自己来看 Dad, come see this for yourself.
那是奇普？ Chip?
我们不是把他杀了吗？ Dead Chip? The Chip we killed?
显然没杀死他 Maybe we didn't kill him enough.
我的天 Oh, my.
魔鬼兵团，出发 Commandos, fall out!
确保左边阵地，确保右边阵地 我们向前进! Secure the left perimeter! Secure the right perimeter! Move out!
遵命，长官 Sir, yes, sir!
排成攻击队形 Assault formation. Go!
各位，如果战争就是地狱 那就让我们给他们地狱 If war is hell, let's give them hell.
它虽然不是由我们开始 但是一定要由我们来结束 We didn't start this war, but we're damn sure going to end it.
我害怕 I'm scared.
别怕，他们不会找你的 It'll be all right. They're not after you.
他们只要杀那些怪物罢了. They just want to kill the little monster people.
没错，我们只不过被夹在当中 That's right. We're just caught up in some stupid game.
我去投降 Well, game over.
费尔先生，等一下 Mr. Fimple, wait.
不，艾伦 No, Alan.
让他去 Let him go.
亚契. Archer.
高竿兵团本来就该输的. The Gorgonites must lose.
嗨！ Hi!
我是费尔 I'm Phil Fimple.
我来和你们谈谈… I'm here to negotiate the surrender of the...
有关高竿怪物投降的事 ...Gorgonzolas.
这是我们的提议 Here's our proposal: Take them!
这个胆小鬼，他出卖了我们 He's selling us out. He's an Arnold Benedict.
不管是把开关关掉 拆掉他们或把电池拿走 Take them apart, steal their batteries, whatever it is you...
你怎么说，我就怎么做 ...people do.
那是我的音响吗？ Is that my JVC?
我们不接受投降 There will be no surrender!
对敌人绝不仁慈 所有的高竿渣滓都要死 There will be no mercy! All Gorgonite scum must die!
一路炸过去 Bomb them all the way back to preschool.
估计一共十六个高竿渣滓 Recon estimates Gorgonite scum strength at 16!
怎么会有十六个？ Sixteen? Where did they get sixteen from?
七个高竿兵团加上我们九个人. Seven Gorgonites and nine people.
你已经听到我们的提议. Well, you heard our proposal.
费尔，快进来 Phil, get in here! Hurry!
交涉失败 These negotiations are over!
我们是魔鬼兵团 We are the Commando Elite. Everything else...
所有的只是小孩玩意而已 ... is just a toy.
- 他们在做什么？ - 心理战 - What are they doing? - Psychological warfare.
是当年海军对付 巴拿马总统诺瑞加的策略 The Marines did this against Noriega.
费尔，费尔！. Phil.
我喜欢这首歌 I love this song!
费尔，把声音关小 Fimple, turn that off!
前进！ Go, go!
锁定目标，装进炮弹. Lock and load.
让他们动弹不得 Nail them!
发射 Open fire!
趴下 Get down!
一定是费尔 Fimple.
太太，你还好吧！ Honey?
史度、费尔，挡住那扇窗子 艾伦，退後 Stuart, Phil, barricade that window! Alan, get back.
退後！ Get back!
发射！ Fire!
哇！ Wow.
发射！ Fire!
小心 How are they...
艾伦，去灭火 你们两个注意旁边的窗户 Alan, put out the fires. Nerds, side windows.
玛琳、提米，躲到壁橱里. Marion, Timmy...
快点！y! ...the closet. Come on, come on. Hurry!
蹲下来 Just get in. Get down.
我也有这件外套 I have that coat.
Yes. Yes.
杀光他们 Frag 'em all!
我去打电话叫警察 I'll call the police!
费尔、克莉丝蒂 把这个推开，小心点 Phil, Christy, push this back. Careful.
发射 Fire!
修护兵 Service.
火球怎么又飞回来 Great balls of fire!
电话线断了，打得漂亮y. The phone's dead. Nice forehand, honey.
继续前进 Incoming!
我被击中了! I'm hit!
增加掩护 More shells!
攻下这座房子！ Take the house!
我们要赶快想办法阻止他们 We have to stop them before my wife gets tennis elbow.
电磁波可能有用 因为它会毁掉芯片. An electromagnetic pulse would work. That would fry the chips.
那么我们只需要核弹头了 All we need now is a nuclear warhead.
我的废物抽屉里好像没有 I doubt I'll have one in the junk drawer.
核弹头，你们在讲什么？ Nuclear warhead?
因为芯片没有防电磁波的保护层， 核子爆炸可以把他们全毁掉 The chips aren't shielded against an EMP. A nuclear blast would wipe them out.
正因此，军队才没有使用它 That's why the military never used them.
你疯啦，怎么能把 军用武器装在玩具上 What kind of moron would put military technology in toys?
就是这位先生的杰作. That would be Gizmo over here.
任何电器都能产生电磁场 可惜不强 Actually, any electrical device generates a magnetic field, just not a big one.
我们需要超强的. We'll need a big one.
炸开一个洞 Fire in the hole!
艾伦，来这边 Alan, the window.
"我虽然不知道 但是每个人都告诉我" "I don't know but I've been told Gorgonite blood runs mighty cold."
不，艾伦 No, Alan.
是那边. Way to stay heads up.
炮兵继续攻击 Continue artillery barrage!
蹲下来，掩护自己 Take cover! Stay low!
那边有个电线杆 上面有几个变压器 There's a power pole back there with two huge transformers.
能利用它来制造电磁波吗？ Could we use those to create the electromagnetic whatever?
若能引发它，就可以 We could get them to explode.
对，绝对能把芯片毁掉 That would fry their chips, for sure.
你还可以把变压器连接起来. You could connect the transformers.
在中间用金属连接 就能完成电路 We just need to put something metal between them.
这样能升高电压 直到超过负荷而爆炸 You get a nice power boost. Right up until they overload and blow up.
那只发生过一次 It only happened once!
给你们颜色看看 That's it.
这个应该可以 This should work.
不管如何，我不准你去 Forget it. You're not going out there.
- 没时间了，我一定要去 - 这样太危险. - There's no time! - It's too dangerous.
我们只有这次机会了 We've only got one chance!
我要对你负责的 叫我怎么能让你… You are my responsibility and...
爸爸，已经没有别的方法了 Dad, there's no other way!
你一定要相信我 You have to trust me.
等等 Wait.
这里黑漆漆的 It's dark in here.
大天才，因为现在是晚上 It's night, genius.
我是指，若要它超过负荷 变压器里要有电流通过才行 I mean, power has to be going through the transformers for them to overload.
我们家的电没被切掉 而且有许多电器产品 The power's on at my house and we've tons of crap to turn on.
那我们得把你家保险丝箱中的中断器打开 赖瑞，来呀 We have to wedge the breakers open in your fuse box. Come on, Larry.
我恨你 I hate you, Irwin.
你就是我们的敌人 We have met the enemy and he is you!
我喜欢在早上闻到 聚苯乙烯的味道 I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.
我的天呀！到这里来 Oh, my God. Phil, in here, in here.
锁住了 It's locked.
上楼去，哇 Up, up, up.
阳台关闭了 Balcony's closed.
快下去 Down, down, down.
降落并毁灭一切 Descend and destroy.
让我进来，费尔你这个大混蛋 Let me in. Damn it! Fimple, you freak! Let me in!
前院很平静! All quiet on the Western front yard!
去把所有的电器都打开 Go and turn on every piece of electronic equipment in your house.
这是为尼克报仇 This one's for Nick Nitro!
谁要和我们玩 Mess around with my kid, huh?
哇，扫帚，真把我吓死啦. A broomstick. I'm scared.
逮住他 Get him!
看刀 First blood!
把扫帚放到你的炮管里 让你炸成灰 Stick this in your pipe and smoke it!
爸爸，你真行 All right, Dad!
我们把他们烤焦了 We roasted them!
他们在这儿，逮捕他们 There they are. Nail 'em!
不乐观 Not good.
嘿，小鬼，你喜欢九英寸钉吗? Hey, kid! Don't you like 9-inch nails?
我被射中了，别担心 I got hit. I'm okay.
高竿兵团，我们必须帮助艾伦. Gorgonites, we must help Alan.
可是我们打不赢的. But if we fight, we will lose.
上次打战 害我躺在放射性元素中好久 Last time we fought, I woke up with AMIFM.
告诉你，战争是疯狂的 我清楚得很. War is nuts. I know what I'm talking about.
所以不能打，只能藏起来 We shouldn't fight. We should hide.
就算躲起来，我们仍然输 If we hide, we will still lose.
不能再躲了 No more hiding.
把他们钉在墙上 Nail them to the wall!
高竿兵团，开战！! Gorgonites, fight!
敲钟呀 Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
全倒 Strike!
後退 Retreat!
见见我太太，就是这个链球. Meet my wife, the old ball and chain.
我最喜欢团团转 I love working in the round.
瞧瞧，我敲到他们的头了 既然你不喜欢站着，那就坐下来 I'm knocking 'em dead. You don't like stand-up? Then sit down!
谢谢各位，祝大家晚安 Thank you and good night, ladies and germs.
怎么开这玩意 方向不对，这样好多了 How do you work this? Wrong way. That's better.
艾伦 Alan?
你该去了 You should go now.
亚契 Archer, listen.
等变压器一爆炸 你们和魔鬼兵团都会死的 When that thing explodes, you'll be fried, too.
去吧 Go.
这些送你们 Take that!
你要多加小心 Watch your back.
谢谢你. Thanks, Dad.
我会帮你的 I'm watching your back, Alan.
小家伙，你想捆什么？ What are you packing, Tiny?
捆你呀 Packing? I'm packing you!
这不是恶作剧电话 It's not a prank call. It's not.
等一等，这是恶作剧电话 No, wait. It is!
那你会叫警察来逮捕我吗？ 喂，你别挂电话 So you'll send some cops to come and arrest me? Don't hang up!
你知道该怎么做吗？ Do you know what you're doing?
当然 Yeah.
受死吧！ Die!
战争是不是和地狱一样？ Ain't war hell?
谢谢你帮我抬起来 Thanks for the lift, Punch-it.
求救！我被打中了 Mayday! Mayday! I'm hit!
要坠毁了，我要跳机 I'm going down! Ejecting!
对敌人绝不仁慈 Expect no mercy.
好玩吗？ Having fun yet?
让我来转圈圈、绕圈圈 Let's have a round and a round of applause for Archer...
把高竿的密使亚契送上去! ...emissary of the Gorgonites. You're up!
奇普少校 Major Chip Hazard.
高竿的渣滓 Gorgonite scum!
这是你我的战争 别把艾伦扯进去 Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me.
你的胆子真不小 You've got a lot of guts.
我倒要看看它是什么样子 Let's see what they look like.
和你一样都是电线和金属 They're wires and metal, the same as yours.
谁和你一样，你永远都是输家 We're nothing alike. You are programmed to lose.
可是我会学习 I'm also programmed to learn.
你永远学不了做赢家 Too bad you never learned to win.
你滚吧，学校关门啦 School's out, loser.
胜利是属於我们的 Victory is ours!
吃惊了吧 Have I got a shock for you.
你这个蠢玩具 You stupid toy!
快跑，小心呀 Run for it! Watch out!
上来吧 Get on!
难道这就是 我们成为男女朋友的模式？ Is this going to be a pattern for our relationship?
男女朋友？ Relationship?
- 这到底危不危险？ - 唔... - This isn't dangerous, is it? - Well...
他们都死了 It's dead!
你没事吧？ 还好 Are you all right?
军医 Medic!
对敌人绝不仁慈 There will be no mercy.
情况大致稳定下来 警方已控制大局 Situation is stabilizing. Local law enforcement is under control.
现在只牵涉到赔偿问题 It's just a matter of compensating those involved.
整个地区都已控制住 他可以来了 The area is secure. Bring him in.
哇！那是谁？ Who is that?
糟糕，是他 Oh, no. It's him.
乔，你还好吧？ How you doing, Joe?
- 能不能请你替我做件事？ - 你请说 - Would you do me a big favor? - Anything, sir.
把那辆标有全球科技标志的大卡车开走, 省得被那些该死的新闻记者们看到 Move your truck with the giant GloboTech logo before the news crews get here.
我恐怕没办法再开车了 I don't know, Mr. Mars, I may have trouble handling the gears.
因为近来头部受伤加上情绪的困扰 What with the critical head injury and emotional distress I've suffered lately.
- 谢谢你 - 马上就开走 - Thank you. - Right away, sir!
你听着，想打发我可不容易 Excuse me. You're not off the hook yet.
除了我家里被搞得乱七八糟 还有车库… There's the matter of the massive damage to my home, my garage...
...和电视接收系统... ...my audio-visual system...
- 很好，谢啦 - 再见 - This is good. - Bye-bye.
对不起，你这个大人物 我的房子怎么办？ Excuse me, Mr. Whoever-You-Are. What about our house?
还有我所经历的痛苦和极度的…. What about the pain and the anguish...
- 屈辱. - 对，屈辱 - Humiliation. - The humiliation.
这是无法赔偿的 I don't think even you have enough money to pay for that.
好吧，也许可以. Okay, maybe you do.
艾伦，别再惹祸了 Hey, Alan. Keep your nose clean, kid.
我会尽量 I'll try. Listen...
...我真的很抱歉. ...I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
别提了 Forget it.
玩具实在可怕 Toys is hell.
马斯先生，我想向你保证… Mr. Mars, I just wanted to assure you that...
...这件事我应该负全责 ...I take full responsibility for this.
好啦，把那个给我 Yeah, right. Give me that.
我们卖多少钱？ What were we charging for these?
79块9毛5 $79.95.
这样好了，在後面加上几个零.. Add a few zeros to the end of that number...
...然後拿去给我们的军事部门 ...and contact our military division.
我知道南美洲的一些叛民 对这项产品一定会有兴趣 I know some South American rebels who will find these toys very entertaining.
爸爸，我的生日礼物 Dad, you know my birthday?
给我衣服就好了 I just want clothes.
克莉丝蒂，回家啦 Come on, Christy.
有没有看到任何高竿战士？ Any sign of the Gorgonites?
没有. No, none of them.
克莉丝蒂，快回来 Come on, Christy.
我得走了. I better go.
真可惜 丧失了一个打广告的好机会 Too bad. This would have made a hell of a commercial.
会是亚契吗？ Archer?
亚契，你还好吗？ 立定，你是谁 Archer, are you all right? Halt! Who goes there?
你好 我是亚契，高竿兵团的密使 Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
你好 我是亚契，高竿兵团的密使. Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
你们的芯片 也像魔鬼兵团一样被毁了 Your chip got fried, just like the Commandos'.
魔鬼兵团都死了？ The Commandos are dead?
高竿兵团，我们赢了 Gorgonites, we won.
真的？ We did?
太令人吃惊了 Well, that's a pleasant surprise.
一定是卫星接收器救了你们 很聪明 The satellite dish must have shielded you guys. Pretty smart.
聪明再加上运气 Smart? We were lucky.
我真替你们高兴 I'm glad you made it, Archer.
我是说真的 I'm glad you made it, Alan.
我们自由了 Gorgonites, we are free!
艾伦，谢谢你毁了魔鬼兵团 Thank you, Alan, destroyer of Commandos.
我们自由了 We're free.
对，不是自游，是自由 Free? What about the cover charge?
我最大，让我先上船 Let me get in first. I'm big.
那我坐哪里？我待在鸟巢里好了 那里有一只死乌鸦 I'll sit in the crow's nest. Hey, there's a dead crow up here.
我是开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
你们真的决定了吗？ Are you sure you want to do this?
是的，我们该走了 Yes, Alan. It is time.
Archer, 我明白,但是... Archer, I understand why, but...
但是你们可能找不到高竿， 它可能根本… ...you may not find Gorgon. It may not even...
就算看不到 并不表示它不存在 Even if you can't see something, it doesn't mean it isn't there.
我们下水罗 Look, we're out to launch!
我已经晕船了 I'm seasick already.
艾伦，再见了 Bye-bye, Alan.
艾伦，拜拜 很高兴认识你 Bye-bye, Alan. Nice knowing you.
谁是从国外来的？ 先生，你从哪来的？ Anybody from out of town here? Where are you from, sir?
高竿 Gorgon.
出口在哪里呢？ 这玩意还在动吗？ 这是真的船还是油画？ What exit? Hello? Is this thing on? Is this a boat or an oil painting?
希望我们不会撞上冰山 I hope we don't hit an iceberg.
核子弹头? 你们在讲什么？ Nuclear warhead? What are you talking about?
这样会很过份吗？ Was that too much?
以前你怎么从没这样说过 I've never heard you say that before.