我们现在应该回队里 You know we should be back at the squad right now
处理门德斯谋杀案 doing fives on the Mendez murder.
是啊 Yeah.
但是看看那美景 But look at that view.
再多待几分钟也没关系 Couple more minutes won't hurt.
- 很美 对吧 - 嗯 - It is pretty, isn't it? - Mm-hmm.
特别是想到那些为了见自由女神像一面的游客们 Especially when you consider all those who suffered for weeks
都是在渡轮上忍受了好几周 on those coffin ships just to see that face.
如果她脸上能有点微笑 It'd be nice
我是说 哪怕只是微微一笑 都会很好啊 if she had a smile, though, I mean, even just a small one.
你想想 如果是你在那儿站一整天 I mean, think about it, if you stood there all day
欢迎着各地来的游客 却没人对你说一声感谢 welcoming people and got no thanks for it,
你可能也笑不出来了 you might not smile that much either.
5-4 警探 5-4 detectives
请前往圣丹尼尔斯急诊室 respond to St. Daniels ER to interview
处理人身攻击报警 male assault complainant.
5-4 警探 收到 5-4 detectives, copy that.
你知道我还喜欢她什么吗 You know what else I love about her?
尽管她目睹了非常多糟糕的事情 就像我们警察一样 Despite all the bad stuff she's seen, just like cops,
她仍然站在那里 she's still standing.
车不错啊 Nice 4-4-2.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 三速还是四速的 - 四速 - Three speed or four? - Four.
- 噢 很棒 - 你呢 - Oh, that's the way to go. - You?
噢 我有一辆破损的SS 396 在我爸的车库里停着呢 Oh, I got a hurt SS 396 sitting in my dad's garage.
放在那儿干吗 What are you doing with it?
这几年我自己在修理那辆车 Oh, I've been working on it myself last couple years.
如果你感兴趣的话 我那有一辆雪佛兰 I got a Chevelle guy if you're interested.
皮卡等等 什么的都有 He's got a flatbed and everything.
- 真的吗 很不错吗 - 超棒的 - Really? Good guy? - Oh, the best.
绝不是什么冒牌货 No rip-off.
我们要...我们要进去了 We should be... we should be going in.
所以 嘿 很高心见到你 So, hey, nice talking with you.
嘿 你知道的 我和埃迪 Hey, you know, uh, Eddie and I,
今晚我们要带我姐姐出去吃饭 we're taking my sister out to dinner tonight.
她从弗吉尼亚过来 She came up from Virginia
准备找下租房 to go apartment hunting.
你也一起来吧 Why don't you join us?
呃 Uh, well...
你...有点为难吧 You... um, being put on the spot.
他晚上可能有事 对吧 He probably has plans, right?
谁在周四晚上有事啊 Who has plans on a Thursday night?
来吧 你会玩的开心的 Come on, it'll be great.
可以啊 Okay.
晚上7点 在Blue Smoke 不见不散 7:00 o'clock Blue Smoke.
- 好的 - 拜 - All right. - Bye.
时间太短了 我想不出有什么借口 I couldn't think of an excuse fast enough.
如果你不希望我去... If you don't want me to come...
当然不会 来吧 No, of course, come.
当然不会 Of course.
会玩的开心的 It's gonna be great.
安吉拉到了 局长 Angela's here, sir.
- 安吉拉 - 嘿 弗兰克 - Angela. - Hi, Frank.
哇哦 Wow.
很高兴见到你 Sight for sore eyes.
过来做吧 Sit with me.
嗯 Yeah.
请坐 Please.
你气色不错 You look great.
你也是 You too.
大家都还好吗 So how is everybody?
嗯 都挺不错 Oh, all good.
难以相信 I can't believe it's been,
都已经7年了 what, seven years?
至少7年了 At least.
自从乔...都快9年过去了 Almost nine years since Joe...
他生日那天我去"探望"他了 I go by there on his birthday.
悼念起他的往事 还是很温馨 Feels good to remember him.
谢谢你 安吉拉 Thank you for that, Angela.
我想告诉你 我要结婚了 I wanted you to know that I'm getting married.
那真是太棒了 恭喜你 Well, that's wonderful. Congratulations.
如果你能来参加婚礼 我会很开心 I would love for you to come to the wedding.
什么时候 When is it?
一周以后 A week from tomorrow.
哦 Oh.
我明白 I know.
这样临时通知你 我... It's short notice. I, um...
它一直放在我的包里 I've been carrying this around,
我在想是该给你 wondering should I send it,
还是算了呢 should I drop it off?
你能亲自送过来 我很开心 I'm glad you dropped it off in person.
欢迎你全家都能到场 The whole family is invited,
如果你希望他们也能去的话 if you want to extend the invitation.
我很爱那一大家子 I always loved that whole gang.
我们也很爱你 很关系你 And we love you and we care about you,
他最好能配得上你 so this guy better measure up.
- 他叫什么 - 史蒂文·凯诺内斯 - Does he have a name? - Steve Quinones.
史蒂文·凯诺内斯警探 在缉毒科工作 Detective Steve Quinones, works narcotics.
你嫁给了一个警察 You're marrying a cop.
我以前发过誓在乔之后我不会再跟警察约会 Ugh. I swore I would never date another one after Joe.
你应该得到幸福 安吉拉 You deserve happiness, Angela.
真的 I mean that.
谢谢你 弗兰克 Thank you, Frank.
我就不打扰你工作了 I should let you get back to work.
我会把你的好消息告诉大家的 And I will share the good news
会把你的邀请告诉他们 and the invitation with the family.
哦 Oh.
能来见你 我真是太开心了 I'm so glad I came to see you.
哦 Oh.
我也是 Me too.
打扰一下 医生 我们是 雷根警探 和 贝兹警探 Excuse me, Doc. Detective Reagan and Baez.
我们来调查一下被袭击的受害人 We're here to see the assault victim.
嗯 他叫马利克·纳杰瑞 Yeah, Malik Nejjari.
他就在那边 He's right down here.
他不肯告诉我们发生了什么 但是他的桡骨 He won't tell us what happened, but he's got a fractured radius,
尺骨骨折 上半身的前胸和后背都有撞伤的痕迹 fractured ulna, contusions on his upper body, front and back,
还有两根肋骨也骨折了 and two fractured ribs.
就是他 This is him.
9岁大 Nine years old.
还有很多旧伤 And he has lots of old injuries.
持续有一段时间了 This has been going on for a while.
你是说他遭到了虐待吗 You saying he's abused?
否则无法解释他的伤 There's no other explanation.
谁报的警 Who called it in?
一位教三年级的老师 Third grade teacher.
发现他伤的甚至无法写下自己的名字 Noticed he was in so much pain, he couldn't write his own name.
于是报了警 School called 911.
恩 Yeah.
嘿 马利克 Hey, Malik.
我是雷根警探 这位是我的搭档 Detective Reagan. This is my partner,
贝兹警探 Detective Baez.
这个警徽代表着 The shield means that,
如果我们问你问题 你可以相信我们 明白吗 if we ask you questions, you can trust us, okay?
你想告诉我们发生了什么吗 You want to tell us what happened?
你喜欢体育吗 马利克 You play sports, Malik?
喜欢棒球 Baseball.
我是二垒手 Second base.
哇哦 Wow.
你是大都会的球迷还是扬基球迷 You Mets or Yankees?
大都会 Mets.
看过他们糟糕的赛季之后 还是他们的球迷吗 Even after they choked season?
你还是喜欢他们 对吗 You still not giving up on them, huh?
- 他们会好起来的 - 哦 好的 - They'll come back. - Oh, okay.
医生说你骨折了 马利克 The doctor said you broke some bones, Malik.
你觉得谁是大都会最棒的投手 Who's the best pitcher on the Mets?
辛迪加 Syndergard.
那谁是大都会最棒的击球手呢 And who's the best hitter on the Mets?
塞斯佩德斯 Cespedes.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
是谁让你身上这样青一块紫一块的 And who gave you these breaks and bruises?
如果你告诉我你怎么受伤的 How about if you tell me who did this to you,
我就告诉你 我认为谁是大都会最棒的球员 I'll tell you who my favorite player is on the Mets.
怎么样 Deal?
我爸爸打的我 My dad hit me.
你爸爸用什么打你的 What'd your dad hit you with?
马利克 你还好吗 Malik, are you okay?
我儿子怎么在这里 Why is my son here?
- 你是他的父亲吗 - 是的 - You're his father? - I am.
很好 麻烦你们两个跟我们出来一下 Great. Why don't the both of you come outside with us?
我不会离开我儿子 I'm not leaving my son.
- 我要在这里陪他 - 很好 - I'll stay with her. - Good.
出来 Come on.
你打了他吗 You hit him?
发生了什... 你是谁 What's going... Who are you?
我是纽约警局的警探 I'm a detective with the NYPD.
你有没有打你的儿子 Did you hit your son?
我的儿子不关你的事 My son is none of your business.
现在关我的事了 Well, he is now.
我不需要告诉你 I don't need to talk to you.
嘿 Hey!
你在...你在干嘛 What are you... What are you doing?
- 逮捕你 - 你不能逮捕我 - Placing you under arrest. - You can't arrest me.
你触犯了一级袭击 First degree assault...
啊 Ah!
以及危害儿童安全罪 ...and endangering the welfare of a child.
我有外交豁免权 I have diplomatic immunity.
你知道吗 Do you understand?
- 嗯 我知道 - 啊 - Yeah, I understand. - Ah!
离去之人 The One That Got Away
警
察
世
家
哈山·纳杰瑞是摩洛哥的 Hassan Nejjari is a senior
一名高级外交官 diplomatic attaché from Morocco.
- 我才不管呢 - 那就别管 - I don't care. - Then don't care,
但是您必须明白... but you do have to recognize that...
这绝对不可能是 There's no mistaking this
摔倒造成的 for a trip and fall.
这点我很清楚 That much I recognize.
医生说这个孩子 Doc said the kid
是被东西打的 was hit with an object.
其中一些伤是旧伤 And some of the injuries are old ones.
听着 这些指控是对的 Look, the charges are correct.
殴打和侵害儿童的权利 Assault and endangering the welfare of a child.
这要我们有权去指控他 这些指控才成立 They would be correct if we had the authority to charge him.
我知道是怎么回事 盖瑞特 I know how this works, Garrett.
但并不意味着就应该这样 That doesn't mean it's the way it should work.
长官 她来了 Sir, she's here.
去会议室 Conference room.
啊 真准时 Yeah, right on time.
小心处理 Tread lightly.
谢谢 Thank you.
你好 Hello.
局长 Commissioner.
这位是克莉丝汀·桑德斯 副国务卿 This is Christine Sanders, Deputy Secretary of State.
盖瑞特·摩尔 Garrett Moore,
公共信息副局长 Deputy Commissioner of Public Information
这是希德·戈姆利 and Sid Gormley,
局长特别助理 Special Assistant to the Commissioner.
- 幸会 - 请坐 - Pleasure. - Please, sit down.
好吧 大家都知道我来的原因 Well, we know why I'm here.
你来是因为我要求的 You're here because I asked you here.
这件事有必要这样吗 Is-Is that how this is gonna go?
这不是违章停车罚单或是酒吧吵架 This isn't parking tickets or a nightclub brawl.
我们讨论的是一个儿童的权益 We're talking about the welfare of a child here.
这个儿童既不是美国公民 A child who is not a U.S. Citizen,
他父亲还是外国的外交官 and a child whose father is a foreign diplomat.
你有看过医院的报告吗 Have you looked at the hospital report?
是的 令人痛心 Sadly, yes.
但不管伤得怎么样 But it doesn't matter what the injuries are,
我们还是没有权限起诉这个人 we still have no jurisdiction to charge this man.
外交豁免权不应该 Diplomatic immunity should not be
是暴行的免死金牌 a free pass for brutality.
我已经要求摩洛哥政府 And I have asked the Moroccan government
取消豁免权 to waive immunity.
如果他们这样做了 而且只有这样 And if they do, and only then,
才能起诉纳杰瑞 can Mr. Nejjari be charged.
摩洛哥并没有严格的法律 Morocco doesn't have strict laws
- 反对体罚 - 是的 - against corporal punishment. - No.
我猜也没有"入乡随俗"这种条款 And there is no "when in Rome" clause, I'm guessing.
是的 No.
那么媒体会怎么报道 Then what's the morning line
放了他这件事 on them handing him over?
为这个案子 We're already getting flooded with calls
我们都被媒体的电话打爆了 from the press on this case.
我们来处理所有媒体的疑问 We will handle all press inquiries.
街头小报怎么办呢 What are the odds?
不用去管他们 好吗 They're slim, okay?
我不喜欢他们 Then I don't like 'em.
您喜不喜欢都不是问题所在 And what you like and don't like is not really the issue here.
可这关乎我和这个城市的人民 这很重要 It is to me and the people of this city. That counts.
局长 您必须释放纳杰瑞先生 Commissioner, you must release Mr. Nejjari
并且取消这次逮捕 and void this arrest.
这个案件不归您管 This case is not your business.
只要我的城市有孩子面临危险 When a child is in danger in my city,
这就关我的事 it is my business.
这不是我说了算 It's not my fine print.
这是国际惯例 It's international policy as sanctioned
得到美国政府承认的 by the United States government.
我已经接洽了摩洛哥方面 Now I have reached out to Morocco
正在调查这些指控 and I am investigating these charges.
我会告诉您后续结果 And I will let you know what comes of it.
不如这样 我自己来调查 How about I conduct my own investigation
然后告诉你我的调查结果 and let you know what comes of that?
真要这样 Really?
你们正在犯法 You're breaking the law right now.
噢 我们正在犯法 Oh, we're breaking the law?
你对一个孩子造成了严重的身体创伤 You did serious bodily harm to a child.
你的孩子 Your child!
那才是犯法 That's breaking the law.
你用什么东西打了他 What did you hit him with?
我要见我的律师 I'd like to speak to a lawyer,
还要立刻通知摩洛哥领事馆 and I'd like the Moroccan attaché notified immediately.
好吧 我想打得你哭爹喊娘 Well. Well, I'd like to beat the crap out of you,
但是好好想想 but guess what?
有时我们无法随心所欲 对吗 Sometimes we don't always get what we want, do we?
你想引起国际纠纷吗 You're going to cause an international incident,
警探 Detective.
那你想杀死一个孩子吗 And you're gonna cause the death of a child!
写下你想联系人的名字和号码 Write down the names and numbers of who
我们会帮你联系他们 you want called and we'll accommodate you.
终于有人明白该怎么做了 Finally, someone who understands how things work.
别搞错 Make no mistake,
我同意我搭档所说的 你就是一个垃圾 I do agree with my partner that you are a piece of crap.
有魅力 Charming.
纳杰瑞先生 我是地检署的艾琳·雷根 Mr. Nejjari, I'm Erin Reagan with the DA's office.
你很快就会被释放 You will be released shortly.
谢谢 Thank you.
我能和你外面说几句吗 Can I see you outside?
你到底在做什么 What the hell are you doing?
你知道这个家伙是个外交官 You know the guy's a diplomat.
我知道这个该死的家伙虐待他的孩子 I know that that guy beat the hell out of his own son
打碎了四根骨头 却有着"免死金牌" and broke four bones, and he's getting a free pass.
我老板要我来 My boss asked me to come down here
亲自搞定这事 and put a lid on it, personally.
你老板要你来 Your boss asked you to come down
保护一个虐待儿童的家伙 and defend a child abuser.
天哪 丹尼 你认为我喜欢这样 Come on, Danny, you think I'm happy about it?
你以为我不像你那样生气 You think I'm not as mad as you are
因为我们不得不让这个家伙走 that we have to let this guy go?
地检署无法起诉这个外交官 D.A.'s office cannot prosecute a diplomat.
是吗 你想让我给你看照片 Really? You want I should show you the pictures
看看这个家伙对他儿子所做的吗 of what he did to his boy?
不 我想要你放了他 马上 No, I want you to release him, now!
你就说你忘了 You could just say that you forgot that
你有一个约会 you have an appointment.
周四晚上七点吗 7 o'clock on a Thursday?
你就说你不想去吧 You just said you don't want to go.
不 I don't.
那你来就是了 Would you just come?
好吧 因为这有点怪怪的 Right, because it won't be weird,
我成了你和男朋友约会的电灯泡 me tagging along on a date with you and your boyfriend?
你我都决定我们会 You and I both decided that we are going to
保持我们的关系仅限于工作 keep our relationship professional.
是的 We did.
那这样就不会怪了 Then it shouldn't be weird.
是啊 很好 It won't be. Good.
但是我很吃惊你会和像他那样的人约会 But I am surprised you're dating someone like him.
"像他那样的人" 什么意思 "Someone like him"? What does that mean?
你懂得 我只是认为你会喜欢一个 You know, I just thought you'd go for someone
更像... 像你吗 more like... You?
一个警察 A cop.
好吧 从正反两方面看 Well, in the plus and minuses,
他不是警察实际上是件好事 the fact that he's not a cop is a plus.
因为 Because...
因为 他根本不知道罪犯是什么 Because, you know, he doesn't even know what a "perp" is.
是啊 但是他喜欢你是因为... Right. But he likes you because...
因为我是万人迷 Because who wouldn't?
你认为他们派一个正巧姓雷根的 You think it's a coincidence they picked an A.D.A.
助理检察官去处理这件事 with the last name "Reagan" to handle this?
不是 好吧 这件事气死我了 No. Well, it pisses me off.
就是说 简直是浪费时间 Well, that's just a waste of time.
为什么 Why?
因为某人在某件事上耍小聪明 Because it's not very smart to get pissed off
把上头惹毛了真的不是明智之举 about someone being smart about something.
告诉你吧 地检署希望你 I tell you what, the D.A. expects you
治治丹尼和我 to reign in Danny and me,
我们就等着看你失败 we'll just see to it that you fail.
没错 Yep.
所以我能赢的唯一方式就是失败 So the only way I can win is to fail?
正是 Exactly.
好吧 各位 从法律上说 Okay, well, guys, legally,
无法指控哈山·纳杰瑞 Hassan Nejjari cannot be charged.
所以 从法律上说 我们只能袖手旁观 So, legally, we're just supposed to sit back
看着一个小男孩被虐待吗 and allow a young boy to get abused?
有我在就不会 Not on my watch.
我总是觉得 I always thought that
外交豁免权就是个垃圾 diplomatic immunity was a crock.
拜托 爷爷 怎么了 Come on, Grandpa. What?
整个维也纳公约都是 The whole Vienna Convention?
好吧 可能不是整个公约 Well, maybe not the whole convention.
只是有些漏洞 Just the loopholes.
是啊 漏洞 我的意思是 Yeah, the loopholes. I mean, just 'cause
因为我们不能动父亲并不意味着 we can't touch the father doesn't mean
我们不能救这个男孩 we can't save the boy.
是啊 但是如果地检署拒绝起诉... Yeah, but if the D.A.'s office refuses to prosecute...
"拒绝"意味着一个选择 "Refuses" implies a choice.
所以呢 Well?
我们的儿童保护服务 Our child-protective services
是不受国际法所管辖的 are not bound by international law.
- 那是真的吗 - 我不确定 - Is that true? - I'm not sure.
这被验证过吗 Has it been tested?
我不知道 我会去查明白 I don't know. I'll find out.
好 Good.
好吧 游骑兵主场的比赛 有人要看吗 Well, Ranger home game, anyone?
等等 别急 还有一件事 Hold on, wait, we've got one more thing.
猜猜谁来我的办公室了 Guess who stopped by my office?
安吉拉·菲拉罗 Angela Ferraro.
她邀请我们下周末去参加她的婚礼 She asked us to her wedding next weekend.
和乔好过的那个安吉拉吗 Joe's Angela?
是的 而且你猜怎么着 Yeah. And you know what?
她要嫁给一个警察 She's marrying a cop.
我真为她高兴 I'm so happy for her.
我也是 Me, too.
她是个好姑娘 Such a nice girl.
- 下周末 啊 - 怎么了 - Next weekend, huh? - What?
这个请帖 你知道的 Well, it's just that this invite, you know,
看起来不像是随意结婚的请帖 对吧 it doesn't look like an invite to a shotgun wedding, does it?
看起来计划得很周详 Looks very well-planned.
那为什么在最后一刻临时邀请我们呢 So why the last-second invite for us?
或许这不是她的主意 Maybe 'cause it's not her idea.
本来没想这样 Didn't exactly wanna go there,
但是她要和一个警察结婚 but she is marrying a cop.
- 所以呢 - 所以 - So? - So...
对于一个普通的警察来说 it would be a major coup for a regular old cop
有警察局长参加他的婚礼可是一件了不起的事 to have the P.C. Come to his wedding.
好吧 Well...
我是说 他可以和 I mean, he could take photos
我们雷根一家 还有局长一起照相 with all the Reagans and the P.C.,
然后发到网上 让人们看着觉得我们是好兄弟 and post 'em online, looking like we're all buddies.
他的上司之后肯定会对他多加关注的 I'm sure his bosses would sit up and take notice.
你真的这么觉得吗 You really think so?
我自己也不愿意这么想... I kinda hate myself for thinking it...
没事 我也想到了 No, it crossed my mind.
不仅仅是想到了 It actually didn't just cross it,
我现在想的全是这件事 it, uh, pretty well stuck there.
你真的觉得我们被耍了吗 You really think we're being played?
你爸爸用什么打你了 What did your father hit you with?
马利克 Malik?
你知道的 马利克 我从来没 You know, Malik, I never did tell you
告诉过你谁是我最喜欢的大都会球员 对吧 who my favorite Met player is, did I?
对 No.
是大卫·莱特 It's David Wright.
- 我也是 - 是吧 - Me, too. - Yeah?
你知道的 其实你是可以回答我们的问题的 You know, it's okay for you to answer our questions.
你爸爸用什么打的你 What did your father hit you with?
我的棒球棒 My baseball bat.
那他为什么要打你呢 And why did he hit you?
我忘记把牛奶放起来了 I forgot to put the milk away.
我是不是有麻烦了 Am I in trouble?
不 No.
说真话是永远不会让你惹上麻烦的 小子 You're never in trouble for telling the truth, buddy.
- 你好 - 晚上好 - Hello. - Good evening.
- 嗨 - 这边走 - Hi. - Right this way.
很高兴见到你 Nice to see you.
我也一样 杰米 You, too. Jamie.
这是我的妹妹 卡洛琳 This is my sister, Caroline.
你好 Hi.
卡洛琳 这是埃迪 Caroline, this is Eddie.
很高兴 It's so nice
- 终于见到你了 - 埃迪 - to finally meet you. - Eddie!
坐吧 Have a seat.
已经点了开胃菜 喝的也快来了 Got appetizers, drinks coming, all that.
不错 Nice.
我们听说你来纽约找公寓了 So, we, uh, we heard you're in town looking for apartments.
是的 我不敢相信它们都这么贵 Yes. I cannot believe how expensive it is.
在这里租一套公寓的价钱 I could rent a whole house in Virginia
都够我在弗吉尼亚租一栋房子了 for what an apartment here costs.
好吧 你看中哪片区域呢 Yeah, well, where are you looking?
公园坡和三角地 Park Slope and Tribeca.
啊 怪不得呢 Well, no wonder.
那是最贵的街区之一 Those are two of the priciest neighborhoods.
好吧 那我应该在哪里找 Okay, so where should I look, then?
我住在布鲁克林高地 I live in Brooklyn Heights.
哦 那里其实也很贵 Ooh, that's, like, actually also very expensive.
你可以考虑一下新泽西 You should maybe think about, um, Jersey.
- 新泽西 - 新泽西 - Jersey? - Jersey?
听好了 把收款机里的钱全装到这个袋子里 现在就去 Okay, dump the whole register into the bag, now!
都闭嘴 Shut up!
把钱放到这个袋子里 现在就去 Put it in the bag! Do it now!
过去 快走 Get over there! Move!
装满那个袋子 Fill the bag!
趴在地上 就不会受伤 Stay down and you won't get hurt!
快 加快速度 Come on, hurry up!
把手机都放到桌子上 Cell phones on the table!
埃迪 你带着枪吗 Eddie, you got your gun?
没有它我不会出门 I don't leave home without it.
我说了 把手机放到桌子上 I said cell phones on the table!
好 你走左边 我走右边 Okay, you go left, I'll go right.
- 走 - 埃迪 别动 - Go. - Get down, Eddie.
你们别动 Stay down.
把钱放到袋子里 Put it in the bag!
别看着我 Don't look at me.
我们没时间在这里干耗着 We don't have all day!
快 Come on!
加快速度 Hurry it up!
快 Come on!
别动 Stop!
- 我的天呐 - 回去 - Oh, my God! - Get back!
请你别杀我 Please don't kill me!
-我说了 退回去 - 别动 警察 -I said get back! - Police. Don't move!
立即放下你的枪 Drop the gun right now!
把手放到我能看见的地方 Keep your hands where I can see 'em!
把手背过来 别反抗 Behind your back! Don't fight me.
你为什么要这么做 Why'd you do that?
我们就是想要点钱 We just wanted some money.
杰米 Jamie!
你还好吗 Are you okay?
你还好吗 You good?
我还好 Yeah.
小面积内的30个平民 30 innocent civilians in a small area,
两名罪犯带着上了膛的枪 two perps with loaded weapons,
你们两个成功地制伏了他们 and you two successfully apprehended them
没有造成严重伤害 with no serious injuries.
你们做的一切都完全正确 You did everything right.
- 谢谢你 长官 - 我要把这件事报告上级 - Thank you, sir. - I'm gonna write this up.
建议让你们都获得嘉奖 Recommend you both for a commendation.
我们只是在做本职工作 老大 Just doing our jobs, boss.
做的不错 警官们 Good work, officers.
不错 做的好 Yeah. Good, man.
我的天 你们刚刚真的是太棒了 Oh, my God, you guys were amazing.
我是说 那种真的 真的 很棒 I mean, really, really amazing.
这真的没什么 It was nothing, really.
你们轻而易举地制伏了那两个抢劫犯 You took those two robbers down like it was clockwork.
我从来见过任何像这样的事 I've never seen anything like that.
你们还好吗 Are you guys okay?
还行 我的手 还一直在抖 I mean, my hands are... they're still shaking.
我刚刚...真的是吓坏了 I was... I was so scared.
完全不知道后面会发生什么 I had no idea what was gonna happen.
嘿 相信我 我们也很害怕 Hey, trust me, we were scared, too.
你不会知道的 You would never know.
好吧 我现在真的想去喝杯酒 Well, I feel like I could use a drink.
我也是 Me, too.
我 呃 我明天还得早点上班 I, uh, see, I got to be up early for work tomorrow,
现在已经有点晚了 so it's getting kind of late.
对不起 我也不是说 现在 Sorry, I didn't mean, like, right now.
我们还得再待几个小时 We actually have to stay for a couple more hours
录个口供什么的... and do some interviews...
- 下次把 - 肯定的 - Another time. - Absolutely.
好的 All right.
好吧 Okay.
我会再联系你的 So I'll be talking to you.
哦 Oh...
真的是很高兴见到你 It was so nice to meet you.
- 保重 我是说 谢谢 - 你也一样 - Take care. I mean, thank you. - You, too.
- 干得好 - 晚安 - And great job. - Have a good night.
你也一样 You too.
好 All right.
哈 Huh.
欢迎回到警察总局 副国务卿 Welcome back to One PP, Deputy Secretary.
你这是干啥 What is this?
呃 我经常给人留下不太好的第一印象 Well, every so often, I get off on the wrong foot,
尤其是面对来自华盛顿的同僚时... 请 especially with my colleagues from Washington... Please.
我才不是你的同僚 I'm not your colleague.
所以我只是想在我们再次见面时 So I try to show a little extra courtesy
更有礼貌一些 if and when we meet again.
然而结果又怎样呢 And how much does that actually work for you?
好吧 至少我有这个想法 Well, it's the thought that counts.
谢谢你 贝克 Thank you, Baker.
我试过了 I tried.
你到底想要什么 What do you what?
这个案子不在你的管辖范围之内 局长 This case is not in your jurisdiction, Commissioner.
这整个城市都是我的管辖范围 This city is my jurisdiction.
我知道你在后面捣鼓 I know that you were behind the push
让儿童保护组织参合进来 to get Child Services involved.
为了救一个小男孩 To rescue a little boy.
去破坏外交协定 To interfere in diplomatic protocol.
为了那个男孩好 For the sake of that boy.
少废话 Cut the crap!
不是废话 桑德斯夫人 It's not crap, Ms. Sanders.
你把马利克送去寄养机构了 You remanded Malik into foster care?
不是我 是我们的制度干的 No, our system did.
现在我国和摩洛哥政府之间有一些矛盾 And now State has a problem with the Moroccan government.
那是你的事 处理好 That's your business, deal with it.
不要来找我哭诉 Don't come crying to me.
我正在处理中 I am dealing with it.
有一个为家庭法庭设立的听证会 There is a hearing set up for family court.
他们绝不会支持 They will never uphold keeping the son
让外国外交官的儿子留在寄养机构的 of a foreign diplomat in foster care,
你也不能再横插一杠 and you are going to stay out of it.
我不听命于你 I don't take orders from you.
法律的设立是有因可循的 These laws are in place for a reason.
我不制定法律 我维护法律 I do not make the laws, I uphold them.
这也绝对是你应该做的 And that is exactly what you are supposed to do, too.
纽约警局巡逻指南有2200页 The NYPD Patrol Guide is 2,200 pages.
那又如何 So?
它列举出了任何一种 So it lays out every single scenario
在工作中可能发生的情况 that could possibly happen on the job,
来制定规则 to set protocol.
这不是警察的事 This is not police business.
这正是 That is exactly what it is.
我们辖区范围内的一个未成年人 A minor in the confines of our precincts
正在持续地受到 is being serially abused by an adult
他的法定抚养人的虐待 who is charged with his care.
你眼光就这么大吗 你的辖区 Is that as wide as your thinking can go? Your precinct?
好吧 外面是更大的世界 雷根局长 Well, it is a much bigger world out there, Commissioner Reagan.
我认为你来这儿的工作已经完成了 I think your work is done here.
你在赶我走 You're throwing me out?
我在请你离开 I'm asking you to leave. This is one of those ones
这是我们求同存异中的一点 where we're going to have to agree to disagree.
好吧 我什么都没同意 Well, I'm not agreeing to anything.
那就请吧 离开吧 Then please, just leave.
谁一直在给你发短信 Who keeps texting you?
呃 卡洛琳 Uh, Caroline.
哦... Oh...
她对你有兴趣 She interested in you?
不知道 我还没和她熟到那种程度 I don't know. I haven't known her that long yet.
但我认为昨晚的突发事件 But I think the incident last night
真的征服了她 really got to her.
- 怎么征服她了 - 好吧 我们一直在应付这些事情 - Got to her how? - Well, we deal with this stuff
但是像乔什和他的妹妹那样的人们 all the time, but people like that, like, Josh and his sister,
你懂的 当他们看到有人拔出枪威胁人群的时候 you know, they're pretty shocked when they see someone
完全吓尿了 pull out a gun and threaten people.
他们不像是看到了整个事情经过 It's not like they saw anything.
他们忙着躲到桌子底下 They were too busy cowering under the table.
关于这件事乔什说了些什么 What did Josh say about it?
事发之后他一直杳无音信 Gotten radio silence from him since it happened.
你联系过他吗 Did you reach out to him?
两次 Twice.
哦 Oh.
哦 Oh?
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
呃 也许他很忙 或者他可能... Uh, maybe he's busy, or maybe he's...
只是在消化这整件事情 just processing the whole thing.
卡洛琳在处理这件事上看起来没问题 Caroline doesn't seem to be having a problem processing.
她就认为你是个英雄 She just thinks that you're a hero.
我相信乔什也把你当成英雄 I'm sure Josh thinks you're a hero, too.
那为什么我没听他说过 Then why haven't I heard from him?
因为他是个男人 Because he's a guy.
作为一个男人 It's a little intimidating, as a guy,
看到约会对象在你面前掏出一把枪 to watch your date pull out a gun
射击持枪罪犯 总会有些望而却步 and shoot an armed perp right in front of you.
他也有试图帮助 It's not like he was trying to help,
或... 或参与进来或其他的 or... or get involved or anything.
他没有枪也没经过训练 埃迪 He had no gun and no training, Eddie.
你想让他做什么 What did you want him to do?
为我骄傲 Swoon over me,
就像卡洛琳对你的反应一样 like Caroline seems to be doing with you.
儿童福利机构 There's a good chance Child Services
要把他还给他父母的可能性很大 is gonna release him back to his parents.
等等 等等 你大老远跑来 Wait. Hold on. You came all the way down here
就是为了告诉我们这个 just to tell us that?
好吧 目前 Well, right now,
唯一说马利克被虐待的人就是他自己 the only person saying Malik is being abused is Malik.
- 呃 你没开玩笑呢吧 - 还有旧伤 - Uh, hello. - And the history of injuries.
旧伤在没有进一步证明之前 A history of injuries can't be attributed to the father
不能归因于他父亲 without some corroboration.
所以 我们得找人证实马利克的故事 So, we got to find somebody to confirm Malik's story?
否则 他父母会将他受到的那些持续的伤害 Otherwise the parents can say he sustained those injuries
- 归因于各种方式 - 我知道了 - in any number of ways, - I get it.
- 因为儿童服务机构... - And because Child Services...
- ...不能进入公寓... - 我知道了 - ...can't enter the apartment... - I get it!
我们可以与学校联系 We could talk to the school.
学校一直站在儿童保护服务机构这边 School's always gonna side with Child Protective Services.
剩下的人选只有他母亲了 The only person left is the mother.
鉴于文化传统 Coming from that culture,
你真的认为 you really think
她会反驳他丈夫 she'll contradict her husband?
不 但我们别无选择 No. But what other choice do we have?
谢谢了 Thanks.
- 有什么需要帮助的吗 - 雷根警探和贝兹警探 - Excuse me. - Detectives Reagan and Baez.
需要问你几个关于纳杰瑞的家庭的问题 Need to ask you a few questions about the Nejjari family.
你知道一名优秀的门卫需要做到什么吗 You know what makes a good doorman?
守着门 You hold the door?
还有招呼计程车 收集包裹 And hail cabs, and collect packages.
还有让你们闭嘴 And keep your mouth shut.
好吧 你知道什么是一名优秀的警察吗 Well, you know what makes a good cop?
让人们说话 当他们不想说的时候 Getting people to talk when they don't want want to.
您看 我刚来这儿六个月 Look, I've only been here six months,
伙计 我不想失去工作 buddy, I don't want to lose my job.
嘿 伙计 我们不想失去那个九岁的孩子 Hey, buddy. We don't want to lose the nine-year-old kid
他几乎被他父亲打死 who was almost beaten to death by his father.
马利克是个好孩子 Malik's a nice kid.
一个浑身淤青 满身伤痕 多处骨折的好孩子 A nice kid with bruises, welts and fractures all over his body.
- 嘿 你们想从我这儿得到什么 - 我们想从你那儿得到什么 - Hey, what do you want from me? - What do we want from you?
我们希望你不要妨碍 We want you to stop obstructing
我们的调查 our investigation.
现在 你看到过 Now, have you ever seen him
他虐待这个男孩吗 abuse that boy?
没有 No.
但那位妻子-- 那就另当别论了 But the wife-- that's another story.
他殴打他的妻子 He hits his wife?
我见过她高高兴兴面带微笑地回家 Look, I've seen her come home all happy, and smiling,
一小时后带着黑眼圈离开公寓 and come out of her apartment an hour later with a shiner.
他们的住处经常传来叫喊声 There's always yelling coming from their place.
有人叫过警察吗 Anybody ever call the cops?
当然 邻居们报警 警察来了 Hell, yeah! Neighbors called. Police came.
猜猜发生了什么 Guess what happened.
什么事都没有 Nothing.
因为我们都知道他有免罪卡 'Cause we all know he's got that get out of jail free card.
嘿 Hey.
告诉我在哪儿可以弄到一张 Let me know where I can get one of those.
伙计 你刚刚得到了一张 Buddy, you just got one.
好吧 我知道 Well, I found out what the smell
车子后面是什么气味了 in the back of the car was.
原来马尔多纳多昨天晚上喝醉了 Turns out Maldonado picked up a drunk last night.
- 不要再说了... - 然后... - Don't even tell me anymore... - And then...
- 明天见 - 好的 - I'll see you tomorrow? - Yeah.
好的 Okay.
好吧 Well.
你去哪里了 Where've you been?
我的短信和电话一个都没回 Haven't responded to any of my texts or calls...
我 呃... 我不知道说些什么 I, uh... I didn't know what to say.
关于昨天晚上在餐馆里发生的事情吗 About what happened in the restaurant last night?
好吧 它... 确实让我震惊 埃迪 Yeah. It just... it really rocked me, Eddie.
是的 也确实震惊到我了 Yeah. It really rocked me, too.
但并没有让我想要 But it didn't make me want to break off
和你中断所有的联系 all communication with you.
我不是说中断所有联系 I didn't mean to break off all communication,
我只是... 我必须弄清楚我是怎么想的 I just... I had to figure out how I was feeling.
关于... Feeling...
什么的想法 about what?
我只是在做我的工作 乔什 I was doing my job, Josh.
是的 没错 你射中了别人 Right. Yeah. You shot someone,
你也可能被击中 and you could've been shot.
这工作就是这样子的 It's kind of how it works.
你更希望我只是做一些 Would you have preferred if I had just done
躲避和掩护吗 a little duck and cover?
你是说像我一样 You mean like me?
哇哦 那... Whoa. That's...
那不是我想说的 That is not what I was gonna say.
是啊 但那是你所想的 Yeah. But that's what you're thinking.
我没有想什么 I didn't expect anything.
我都睡不安稳 I haven't been able to sleep.
那是... That's...
正常的 normal.
没什么是正常的 Nothing about that's normal.
埃迪 别再说的若无其事了 Eddie, come on. Stop talking about it like it was.
你开始跟我约会的时候 就知道我是一名警察 You knew I was a cop when you started dating me.
是的 我知道 我想我只是... Yeah, I knew, I guess I just...
我不知道那意味着什么 I didn't realize what that meant.
什么意思 What does that mean?
这不适合我 Eddie This isn't for me, Eddie.
我不明白 I don't understand.
我不 呃... I don't, uh...
我不想和你在一起了 I don't want to go out with you anymore.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
嘿 警队 Hey, Sarge.
巡逻时发现这两个人在一决高下 Walked up on these two slugging it out.
这个人掏了刀子 This one pulled a knife,
不过没有用到 but, uh, he didn't use it.
哇 且慢 神奇二人组又展神威啊 Whoa, hold it. The dynamic duo are at it again.
双方都有受伤 We have injuries to both parties.
好的 All right.
我们会让他们互诉人身攻击 然后给这个拿刀的 We'll do cross complaints on the assaults, and hit this guy
罪加一条 with additional menacing
非法持械 and criminal possession of a weapon.
哇 两天抓了两组重罪犯 Wow. Two felony collars in the past two days.
你瞧瞧你 杨科 Look at you, Janko.
简直是母老虎啊 You're a man-eater.
你给我闭嘴 马拉多纳多 Just shut your face, Maldonado.
嘿 我只是 开开玩笑 Hey, I'm... just kidding around.
是 玩笑也不行 Yeah, well, don't.
别较劲啊 好吗 Take it easy, all right?
嘿 你也别较劲 马拉多纳多 Hey, you take it easy, Maldonado.
我不需要你撑腰 I don't need your help.
你能让开吗 Would you back off?
让 开 Back off!
纳杰瑞夫人 Ms. Nejjari.
马利克出什么事了吗 Did something happen to Malik?
马利克很好 我们来和你聊聊 Malik is fine. We just came to talk to you.
我想我不能和你们说话 I don't think I should be talking to you.
也行 要不我们说 你听着 行吗 Well, how about we talk and you just listen, okay?
你从哪拿到照片的 Where did you get this?
你打过911 You called 911.
那次作废了 That was voided.
是 但记录还在 这意味着 Yeah. But the record's still there, which means
我们任何时候都可以重启旧案 we can open the case any time we want.
为什么要这么做 Why are you doing this?
你们明知不能起诉我的丈夫 You know my husband can't be charged.
也许我们可以用它来证明马利克 Maybe we could use it to prove that Malik
不应该被送回到他爸爸那里 shouldn't be returned to his father.
我不能没有我儿子 他是我的全部 I can't live without my son. He's all I have.
那你可以寻求政治庇护 Well then, you could seek asylum, and you
你和你儿子可以都待在美国 and your son could both stay here.
你说的轻松 You say that like it's so easy.
没有那么难 It can be easy.
你知道我丈夫会怎么对我吗 Do you know what my husband would do to me
如果我用这种方式和他对着干 if I went against him in this way?
那你更应该这么做了 All the more reason.
我以前试过一次 逃离他的魔掌 I tried once before, to get away from him.
我们可以保护你 We could protect you.
真的吗 Really?
是真的 Yeah, really.
你们连逮捕和控诉我丈夫都做不到 You can't arrest or charge my husband,
却说要保护我吗 but you're going to protect me?
愿意跟我聊聊发生了什么事吗 Gonna tell me what's going on?
啥事都没发生 There's nothing going on.
通常马拉多纳多大放厥词的时候 Usually when Maldonado mouths off
你使个眼色 笑一笑就给他挡回去了 you put him in his place with a wink and a smile.
所以女人遇到这种事就应该这么做吗 使个眼色 笑一笑 Is that what women are supposed to do, Jamie? Wink and smile?
不是 就是一个比喻 我的意思是 No. It's... It's an expression. I just mean,
你通常能够化解干戈而不至于... you can usually defuse the situation without getting...
不至于情绪化吗 你是要说这个吗 Without getting emotional? Is that what you were gonna say?
我想说不至于大发雷霆 I was gonna say bent out of shape.
埃迪 我只是想方设法来帮忙 Eddie, I'm just trying to find a way to help.
帮什么 确切地说 你想帮我什么 杰米 What is it, exactly, that you want to help me with, Jamie?
任何让你心烦的事 With whatever's bothering you.
你帮不了我 因为很显然 问题就是 Well, you can't help me, because apparently the problem
我没有你们下面的小"兄弟" is that I don't have a penis.
很好笑吗 Is that funny?
不 No.
因为如果我是个男的 Because if I had a penis,
我放倒两个持枪抢劫犯这事儿就没问题了 it would be all right that I took out two armed robbers.
不 不 不 岂止是没问题 No. No, no. It wouldn't be all right. It would be
这是锦上添花 人们会为我喝彩 more than all right. It would be applauded.
我也会接到乔什的电话和短信 And I would be getting phone calls and texts from Josh,
想要撩我 因为他觉得我 looking to hook up, because he would be so turned on
这么英勇 果敢和了不起 让他欲火焚身 that I was so heroic and brave and awesome.
但我不是个男的 But I don't have a penis,
因此当我制伏两名持枪歹徒 so when I take out two armed perps,
是对我约会对象的男人气概的侮辱 it's an assault on my date's manhood.
不知道这么说能否安慰你 If it's any consolation,
我觉得你所做的是非常果敢 I think that what you did was brave
英勇 和了不起的 and heroic and awesome.
是啊 因为你是我的搭档 Yeah. Because you're my partner.
不是我的男朋友 You're not my boyfriend.
但如果你真是我男朋友 But if you were my boyfriend,
你也会觉得像被阉割了一样 you would feel emasculated,
因为我们这些娘们儿不应该逞英雄 because chicks, we're not supposed to be the heroes,
我们就应该是失足落难的弱女子 we're supposed to be the damsels in distress,
等候像你一样的男人来拯救 waiting to be rescued by guys like you,
而不是扮演救人的角色 not the ones doing the rescuing.
好吧 我想还是有男人会因为你的工作爱上你的 Well, I think some guys would be turned on by what you did.
这样 嘿 我们去... Look. Hey. Let's...
喝几杯 朝他的照片 go out for drinks, we'll throw darts
丢丢飞镖 at his picture...
然后就翻篇了 你说呢 ...and we'll move on. What do you say?
不了 谢谢 No thanks.
我们不能把对方 We can't keep being
当作自己的安慰奖 杰米 each other's consolation prize, Jamie.
我想要一个人待一会 I think I need to be alone.
嗯 乳蛋饼很好吃啊 爷爷 Mmm, the quiche is delicious, Pop.
谢谢 Thank you.
还以为真男人不吃乳蛋饼呢 Thought real men don't eat quiche.
你可以叫它培根鸡蛋奶酪派 You can call it bacon, egg and cheese pie.
真男人不会说 "真男人不吃乳蛋饼" Real men don't say, Real men don't eat quiche.
哦 又来了 Oh, boy.
为什么 这么说有错吗 Why? What's wrong with it?
这算性别歧视 It's considered sexist.
嘿 Hey.
扣帽子这种事学校里闹闹就算了 别带到家里 Save the name calling for campus, not at this table.
谢啦 Thank you.
不客气 实际上 You're welcome, and, actually,
《好男不吃乳蛋饼》是一本书的名字 Real Men Don't Eat Quiche is a title of a book
专门调侃诸如此类对男人的刻板印象 that pokes fun at male stereotypes like that one.
所以我爸这是在自导自演吗 So, Dad was just being meta?
- 正确 - 是什么 - Exactly. - Being what?
您甭管了 Never mind.
虽说那本书是80年代出版的 Yeah, well, that book might be
但这些刻板印象 from the '80s, but stereotypes
我觉得 还依旧盛行 like that, I think, are alive and well.
怎么说 How's that?
埃迪的新男友刚和她分手了 Eddie's new boyfriend just broke up with her
就因为餐厅的那场解救行动 because of the takedown at the restaurant.
他不能接受她是名警察 He couldn't handle the fact that she was a cop.
他不是早知道她是警察吗 Didn't he already know she was a cop?
他是知道 但更像是觉得 He knew, but it's more like
她也就是个佩枪的女人 知道怎么使而已 she's a woman who carries a gun and knows how to use it,
一旦他看到我们的真实行动 and once he saw it actually in action...
他立马就萎了 it made him shrivel up.
嗯 Hmm.
哦 但你不会介意这个 是这意思吗 Oh, but that wouldn't bother you, you're saying?
对 No.
所以如果你喜欢的女人从事无论哪一行职业 So, there's no line of work that if the woman
你都能接受 不会弃她而去 you were attracted to were in, that would put you off her?
化粪池清洁工和殡葬业者 Cesspool cleaner or undertaker.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
我也是 So am I.
哦 算了吧 Ah, come on.
咋啦 What?
你知道 这事已经 You know, this actually
发生在你杰米叔叔身上了 already happened to your Uncle Jamie...
只不过是反过来的 only in reverse.
- 是吗 -是啊 - It did? - Yeah.
- 和... - 茜德尼那次 - With the... - Sidney.
茜德尼 Sidney.
啊 Ah.
- 不是啦 -是 - No. - Yeah.
- 你未婚妻 - 我从没说过 - Your fiancee? - I never said that...
你说过 Oh, you did, too,
喝了五杯威士忌之后 after about five scotches
在PJ Clarke餐厅那天晚上 at PJ Clarke's that night.
好吧 我们能不能...翻篇啊 Okay, can we just... move on?
可以 你说了算 但这切中了你的观点 Okay. Your call, but it goes to your point.
好吧 茜德尼确实很有意见 Okay, yeah. Sidney had a problem with it when I decided
当我决定我要当警察而不当律师的时候 that I was gonna be a cop instead of a lawyer.
那不是因为性别 That's not about gender.
是关于你怎么看待别人眼中 It's about how you see your reflection
镜映出的你自己 in the person you're with.
但性别可以是个导火索 But gender can be a trigger.
尼基 你是否曾经 Nicky, have you ever been
感觉到在这个家里被区别对待或者被怠慢 made to feel different or less important in this family
就因为你是个女的呢 because you're female?
哦 当然不 Well... no.
很好 因为咱家一如既往 且永远会是 Good, 'cause this is and always will be
一个机会均等的家庭 an equal-opportunity family,
要是谁唱反调 我就会把乳蛋饼 and I will throw quiche and a hissy fit
和我的暴脾气都摔那人脸上 at anyone who says otherwise.
收到 收到 Hear, hear.
怎么样 Anything?
还在庭审中 It's still going.
马利克的证词让人心碎 Malik gave a heartbreaking testimony.
唉 妈呀 Ay, yai, yai.
你要知道 我和马利克一样大的时候 You know, when I was Malik's age,
我唯一害怕的 the only thing I was afraid of
就是在少年棒球联盟里被三振出局 was striking out in Little League.
你意识到我们是多么幸运了吧 Makes you realize how lucky we were.
恩 Yeah.
你对婚礼这件事情怎么看 So, what are your thoughts about this whole wedding thing?
有点诡异 Feels a little weird.
诡异 我也这么想 Weird, yeah. I'll say.
各种可能性 The what ifs.
乔告诉我他想在 Joe told me he wanted to get married
圣帕特里克大教堂里举办婚礼 at Saint Patrick's Cathedral,
风笛伴奏 应有尽有 bagpipes and the whole nine yards.
- 他和你说的吗 - 对 - He told you that? - Yeah.
哇 他还是那么低调 Wow. He was always so low-key.
对 除了庆祝典礼 Yeah, except for celebrations.
我的生日 他总是第一个打我电话 My birthday, he was always the first one to call.
比老爸老妈还早吗 Even before Mom and Dad?
对 早上6点 Yeah, at 6:00 a.M.
他总是想赢过他们 He always wanted to beat them to it.
他以前可总是在我生日当天凌晨5点打我电话 He used to always call me at 5:00 a.M. On my birthday.
我以为他这么做是想惹我生气 I thought he was just doing it to annoy me.
你们总是互相竞争 Well, you guys were always competing against each other.
对 Yeah.
但是现在每当我生日 But I still wake up
我还是会在凌晨5点醒过来 5:00 a.M. On every birthday.
所以我才知道你们 And that's why I know the real reason
都对这次婚礼邀请如此挖苦的原因 you guys are being all cynical about this wedding invite.
什么原因 Why?
不仅仅是你们痛苦到麻木 It's not just that you're jaded.
如果你相信这的的确确是诚挚的邀请 It's... that it's a lot more painful
那会更加刺痛内心 if you believe it's actually sincere.
你想多了 You're overthinking it.
不管怎么说 我们得在 Look, how much longer do we got to wait
这事情上等多久啊 on this thing, anyway?
心理医生正在作证 A psychologist is on the stand,
证明马利克心理创伤太过严重 testifying that Malik is too traumatized
无法回到他父亲身边 to return to his father.
法官判决马利克需要呆在寄养机构 The judge ruled that Malik is to stay in foster care
直到时机成熟 保证其安全后 until such time as it is safe
才能回家和父母团聚 to be reunited with his parents.
很好啊 That's good.
对谁而言呢 For who?
你知道我是最爱你的 You know I love you
胜过一切 more than anything.
那别离开我 拜托了 Then stay with me, please.
不行 马利克 We can't, Malik.
嘿 Hey.
我们很快就会团聚的 We'll be together soon.
与此同时 In the meantime,
我希望你能做一个好孩子 好吗 I want you to be a very good boy for me. Okay?
好的 Okay.
我希望你满意了 I hope you're happy.
我很抱歉再次打扰你了 I'm so sorry to bother you again.
哦 没有 我很抱歉 我没有回复你 Oh, no. I-I'm sorry. I haven't replied.
哦不用 我知道你的顾虑 N... no, I can only imagine what you must have thought.
我为请帖的事情道歉 I apologize for the invitation.
道歉 Apologize?
对 我的确做过头了 Yes. I really overstepped.
我...和史蒂文 I... Steve and I
在检查最后的来宾人数 were going over the final numbers,
我突然想到我还没收到你的回复 and I realized I hadn't heard back from you,
我告诉了他 他非常生气 and when I told him, he blew up.
为什么 About what?
我要求你参加婚礼 That I'd asked you to the wedding.
他说这看上去邀请你 He said it would look like you were invited
是为了给自己脸上贴金 to feather his nest,
你这么聪明 that you were smart,
肯定能看出猫腻来 and you'd see right through that.
- 他这么说的 - 我知道你不了解史蒂文 - He said that? - I know you don't
但他绝对不可能 know Steve, but he would never in a million years
会做这种事情 try to pull something like that.
我也绝对不可能这么想 And never in a million years would I think that.
非常谢谢你的谅解 Thank you for being kind.
我不是在谅解 I'm not being kind.
你和你的家人对我来说意义非凡 You and your family meant so much to me,
虽然有点古怪 但我只是想得到你们的祝福 and in an odd way, I guess I was just looking for your blessing.
我们一直祝福着你 And you have it, always.
恩 你现在不为难了 Well, you're off the hook.
我很抱歉 And I am so sorry
让你进退两难 to have put you in that position.
车子就在这儿 The car's just up here.
嗨 Hey.
你们两个在这儿干嘛呢 What are you two doing here?
确保他上飞机了 Making sure he gets on that plane,
我们就是来做这事情的 that's what we're doing here.
没那个必要 That won't be necessary.
这是我们的案子 This was our case.
我们接手了 And now we'll take it from here.
你们的航班12:45从... Your flight departs at 12:45 from...
哈山 Hassan!
枪 Gun!
- 抓住她 - 5-4 警探呼叫总局 - Grab her! - 5-4 detectives to Central.
请求救护车迅速来到国家儿童服务中心 有人中枪了 Requesting a bus forthwith to ACS. I've got a man shot.
- 你被捕... - 你们不能逮捕我 - You're under arrest for... - You can't arrest me.
- 你在说什么 - 她没说错 - What are you talking about? - She's right.
她刚刚朝那家伙开枪了 She just shot this guy.
他已经死了 He's DOA.
我有外交豁免权 I have diplomatic immunity.
那个包是我的外交信袋 And that bag is my diplomatic pouch.
根据法律 你必须还给我 By law, you must give it back to me.
她说的对 不能搜查她的包 She's right. Can't search the bag.
甚至没法起诉她 Can't even charge her with anything.
你用棒球棒打他就可以了 You should've just beat him with a bat.
在 Yeah?
嗨 Hey.
哇 稀客啊 Whoa, this is a first.
我敲门了 Notice I knocked.
知道了 Noted.
没男生的更衣室的好看 对吗 Not as nice as the men's locker room, right?
这以前不是杂物间吗 Didn't this used to be the broom closet?
怪不得 That figures.
埃迪 我一直在想你说的话 Eddie, I've been thinking about what you said,
事实上... and the thing is...
你从来不是安慰奖 you've never been a consolation prize.
对我来说肯定不是 Certainly not for me.
我知道 我之前太生气 太沮丧了 Yeah, I know. I was just really pissed and disappointed.
我觉得你把整件事情理解错了 And I think you're reading this whole thing wrong.
是吗 你觉得我理解错了吗 Really? You think I'm reading this whole thing wrong?
对 乔什和卡洛琳不奇怪 Yeah, Josh and Caroline aren't the crazy ones.
实际上 我们才奇怪 Thing is, we're the crazy ones.
我们会冲进危险之中 We're the ones that run
而别人 那些正常人都会跑得远远的 into danger when everyone else, all normal people, run away.
你也不必因为你自身 And you don't need to make apologies for who you are
或你的职业而道歉 or what you do for a living
因为你真的很棒 because who you are is really great,
如果乔什没能看出来 那么... and if Josh doesn't see that, then...
他配不上你 he doesn't deserve you.
你说得对 他不配 You're right. He doesn't.
反正我不喜欢他的车子 I didn't like his car, anyway.
我不喜欢他的胡子 I don't like his beard.
嬉皮士样子全写在脸上 Hipster written all over it.
谁希望一个嬉皮士小伙开着靓车啊 Who wants a hot hipster with cool wheels?
反正不是你 Not you.
对 No.
所以我给你... And that's why I got you...
...一份真正的安慰奖 ...A real consolation prize.
哇哦 Whoa.
- 我最屌 - 对啊 - I Kick ass - You do,
你应该自豪 and you should be proud that you do,
你男朋友也应该以你为荣 and anyone who ends up being your boyfriend should, too.
哇哦 Wow.
你死也不会穿的 对吗 You're never gonna wear that, are you?
对 No.
好吧 你要去Fireside酒吧吗 Okay. Do you want to go to the Fireside?
对 是女生之夜 Yes. It's, uh, it's ladies night.
这位女生想要位伴侣吗 Would the lady like some company?
好啊 She would.
谢谢 Hey, thank you.
别对我少女心 Ah, don't get all girly on me.
哦 大老爷们 Oh, tough guy.
我们要等爷爷吗 We waiting for Pop?
他已经到了 估计在生气我们迟到了 He's already here and probably mad we're late.
因为这家伙是警察所以他想我们参加他的婚礼 It's that whole theory about this guy wanting us
导致整个理论... at his wedding 'cause he's a cop is...
- 你们都想错了 - 对 - You guys were all wrong. - Yeah.
你们对谁都是疑神疑鬼的 You're so suspicious of everyone.
警察的职业病 It's a cop thing.
雷根家的家族病 It's a Reagan thing.
要不这样 我们只庆祝 Here's an idea, how about we just celebrate
发生在我们关心的人身上的好事 something good happening to somebody we care about?
来吧 进去了 Come on, let's go.