>> START THE CLOCK. MS. GOODMAN STOMACH ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIT DOWN
COMMITS FOR ECSTATIC ECSTATIC.
THANK YOU, HAPPY
ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
THAT YOU OVER TO DRINK YOURSELF?
SO UNNECESSARY THAT WE HAVE A
PRESIDENT WHO MAKES YOU WANT TO
PUKE ALL THE TIME.
[APPLAUSE]
THE WHITE HOUSE CELEBRATE
ST. PATRICK'S DAY BY SLASHING
GREEN ENERGY.
EVERYTHING ELSE WOULD THE FOURTH
BUDGET,AKES AWAY ALL THE MONEY
FROM SCIENTISTS, TEACHERS, AND
HUMAN RIGHTS WORKERS AND MEALS
ON WHEELS AND MUPPETS.
AND GIVES IT TO THE PEOPLE WHO
REALLY NEED IT, THE DEFENSE
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO GET
THE F35 TO RUN ON CALL, IT WOULD
BE A PERFECT BUDGET.
[APPLAUSE]
WERE GOING TO PUT THE COAL
MINERS BACK TO WORK.
WHAT THE FLOCK IS A --
THAT'S WHAT HE GOES AROUND THE
COUNTRY SAYING,HAT'WHAT
PASSES FOR NEWS IN THIS OF
ADMINISTRATION.
WE ARE BACK?
TOXIC.
AND THE BURGLAR TO TAKE AWAY
YOUR HEALTH CARE.
[APPLAUSE]
THIS WEEK WE FINALLY FOUND OUT
WHAT TRUMPCARE IS.
THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN, SOMETHING
TERRIFIC.
I'M GOING TO REPLACE IT WITH
SOMETHING TERRIFIC.
SO MANY QUOTES OF HIM SAYING
EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE COVERED,
IT'S GNG TO COST YOU A
FRACTION OF WHAT THE OLD ONE,
AND A BETTER COVERAGE, THAT IS
QUITE A DEAL.
EVERYBODY, FRACTION, BETTER
COVEGE.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT TO GET
SICK, THIS PLAN IS SO GOOD.
YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD A
TUMOR JUST SO YOU COULD GO TO
THE A HOSPITAL UNDER MY PLAN.
NOW WE SEE WITH THE PLAN IS.
SURPRISE, 20 MILLION PEOPLE LOSE
HEALTH AND THE RICH GET A GIANT
TAX CUT.
THIS IS THE NEW PLACE WERE
LIVING IN AMERICA.
MEALS ON WHEELS, THE NEW BUDGET
DIRECTOR SAID NOT SHOWING ANY
RESULTS.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU MEAN OTHER THAN CRIPPLES AND
VETERANS AND OLDER PEOPLE?
OLD PEOPLE, 3200 JOBS AT THE EPA
ARE GOING TO BE C.
UNDER THIS NEW BUDGET TO
CRITICAL REMEMBER DURING THE
CAMPAIGN TRUMP WAS ALWAYS SAYING
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
THIS STUFF.
[APPLAUSE]
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.
[APPLAUSE]
THE BUDGET DIRECTOR ALSO SAID
ABOUT THE NEW BUDGET THAT THE
SCHOOL MEALS PROGRAM, GONE.
I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS YOU NT
REPUBLICANS TO CARE ABOUT KIDS,
YOU'RE GOING TO JUST HAVE TO JAM
THEM BACK IN THE UTERUS.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
CLIMATE CHANGE RESEARCH.
FOR YEARS THEY SAID CLIMATE
CHANGE NEEDS MORE STUDY, NOW
ZERO.
THEY MADE A .0 DOLLARS, ZERO
CENTS IT RESEARCH FOR CLIMATE
CHANGE.
THE GREATEST CHALLENGE OF OUR
TIME AND THEIR LIKE NOTHING.
NOPE.
IF THIS IS LIKE IF YOUR CAR IS
BREAKING DN IN YOUR SOLUTION
WAS PUT BLACK TAPE OVER THE
CHECK ENGINE LIGHT.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
CUTTING PPS OUT, MOST PEOPLE
LOOK AT SESAME STREET AND THEY
SEE A SHOW THAT EDUCATES
CHILDREN, TRUMP SEES A SHOW
WHERE A LANDLORD IS BEING FORCED
TO RENT TO BLACK PEOPLE.
[APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S JUST THE POLICY PART.
OF OUR NATIONAL NIGHTMARE THAT
WE ARE LIVING THROUGH EVERY
WEEK, TWO PARTS TO THIS POLICY
AND PERSONALITY.
PERSONALITY, BECAUSE HOURS AFTER
OUR LAST SHOW A COUPLE OF WEEKS
AGO, PRESIDENT CRAZY PANTS
STARTED TWEETING ABOUT HOW OBAMA
TAPPED HIS PHONE AT TRUMP TOWER
BASED ON NOTHING, NOTHING.
THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT
HAVING TINY HANDS, IT'S EASIER
TO PULL STUFF RIGHT OUT OF YOUR
ASS.
IF [LAUGHTER]
AND EVEN THOUGH OBAMA HIMSELF
HAS SAID THIS IS BULLSHIT,
WIRETAPPING OF FORMER NATIONAL
INTELLIGENCE DIRECTOR SAID THAT,
THE FBI DIRECTOR SAID THAT, THE
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE SAID THAT,
THE CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE
INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE AND THE
SENATE FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE
AISLE SAID THIS, TRUMP ADDRESSED
ALL THESE DOUBTERS TODAY SAID I
SAW SOMEONE SAY IT ON FOX NEWS.
REALLY, I SAW SOMEONE SAT ON
FOX NEWS.
WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN -- WHAT HAS
TO HAPPEN, REPUBLICAN PATRIOTS,
BEFORE YOU ACT?
DOES THE PRESIDENT HAVE TO GET
MAKE IT A ROLLAROUND OF THE
WHITE HOUSE LAWN, START IT IF
THE GRASS GOING ROOM, ROOM, AND
MY LAWN MOWER!
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
I'M GOOD TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK
BEFORE THIS THING -- AND TRUMP
SAID THIS TODAY IN FRONT OF
UNCLE MERKEL, I LONG FOR THE
DAYS WHEN I GOT CREEPY SHOULDER
RUBS FROM GEORGE W. BUSH.
AND THEN, TH WAS GREAT
MEETING WITH HER, HE OFTEN SEE
CATES HATES HER HE'S SO GOOD AT
HIDING THE STUFF.
SITTING THERE, PEOPLE WERE
SHOUTING DON'T YOUANT SHAKE
HANDS LIKE EVERY PRESIDENT HAS
EVER DONE IN EVERY PHOTOSHOP.
NO.
NO, FUCK HER, I'M NOT GOING TO
SHAKE HER HAND.
AFTER THE MEETING, LOUSY MEETING
WITHERMACHANCELLOR BARNEY
RUBBLE.
LOW ENERGY, UNATTRACTIVE, DIDN'T
EVEN WANT TO MAKE ME POP A
TICTAC.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
DON'T START GROANING, I'LL GO
WITH 27 27 THAT'S ON YOU, I'M T
ON THE EDGE HERE, DO NOTUSH
ME.
THE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
THIS IS DRIVING, SUCH AS MEATS
DRIVING US ALL CRAZY FOR IT IF
HE STILL MISSED NOT.
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST
ADMINISTRATION EVER, THEY THINK
THE MICROWAVE OVEN IS FILMING
THEM DURING PRESS CONFERENCES
THEY DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE
THEY'RE BEING BROADCAST ON TV.
I SAW IT ON FOX NEWS.
BY THE PRESIDENT'S OWN
ADMISSION, ALL HE DS ALDAY
IS WATCH CABLE NEWS WHICH IS
NOTHING BUT COMMERCIALS FOR
ZOLOFT, PAXIL, ABILIFY, DON,
PICK ONE.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, BARNEY
FRANK AND ANDREW SULLIVAN ARE
HERE, THAT'S GOING TO BE FUN.
WE'RE GOING TO SPEAK WITH CNN'S
JAKE TAPPER, THAT'S GOING TO BE
GREAT.
FIRST UP, HE'S A SECOND TERM
UNITED STATES SENATOR FROM
RHODE LAND AND AUTHOR OF
"CAPTURED: THE CORPORATE
INFILTRATION OF AMERICAN
DEMOCRACY," SENATOR SHELDON
WHITEHOUSE.
HI, SENATOR.
VISIBLE MUSICAL.
THE MIKE ♪ ♪
, I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR A
LONG TIME, YOU'RE THE GREATEST
CHAMPION FOR DOING SOMETHING
ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE.
WHEN I SAW LAST WEEK WITH OUR
EPA DIRECTOR SAID CARBON HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH GLOBAL
WARMING, THIS IS NOT A PLACE WE
WERE EVEN WITH GEORGE W. BUSH
AND THEY WEREN'T HELPFUL ON THE
SUBJECT.
I WANTED TO START CRYING LIKE
THE OLD INDIAN IN THE AD.
WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT PEOPLE WHO
JUST WANT TO ACCEPT THE SCIENCE?
>> WE'VE GOT TO GET PEOPLE
ORGANIZED.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ONCE YOU GET OUT OF THE
MACHINERY THAT HAS BEEN DEALT BY
THE FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY TO
PROPAGATE THIS CLIMATE DENIAL
NONSENSE, YOUNG PEOPLE,
REPUBLICANS UNDER 35 THINK
CLIMATE DENIAL IS IGNORANT OR
CRAZY BY A MAJORITY.
>> Bill: EVEN SOME OLDER
REPUBLICANS.
>> JAMES BAKER, SCHULTZ,
PAULSON, THREE TREASURY
SECRETARIES ALTOGETHER SAYING
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT
IT, THE PARTY IS GOING TO GET
LEFT BEHIND IF WE DON'T.
AND WE HAVE A SOLUTION WHICH IS
A CARBON TAX.
>> Bill: SO LETE ASK YOU
ABOUT OBAMACARE, THAT WAS ALSO
BIG IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK I
GUESS IN THEIR VIEW HOPEFULLY
GOING AWAY.
TRUMP ALWAYS SAYS IT'S
IMPLODING, HE ALWAYS SAYS IT'S A
DISASTER.
I DON'T SEE A LOT OF PUSHBACK ON
THAT.
IS IT REALLY A DISASTER, THERE'S
SOME PROBLEMS BUT GIVE US THE
DEMOCRATIC VERSION OF IT BECAUSE
I DON'T THINK WE HEAR IT ENOUGH.
>> CBO JUST SAID TEN YEARS OUT
IF YOU REPEAL OBAMACARE, YOU
WILL HAVE TAKEN HEALTH INSURANCE
AWAY FROM 24 MILLION PEOPLE.
IT'S NOT MUCH OF AN IMPLOSION IF
TEN YEARS OUT IT'S GOING TO BE
COVERING 24 MILLION PEOPLE.
>> Bill: LESS.
>> IF THEY DON'T REPEAL IT.
IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE
GONE IN TEN YEARS, 24 MILLION
AMERICANS WILL BE GETTING
COVERAGE UNDER OBAMACARE, THAT'S
WORTH STICKING WITH AND IT WILL
IMPROVE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: RATES ARE GOING UP
FOR SOME PEOPLE BUT IT IS A
SMALL PERCENTAGE.
THE WAY HE TALKS IT, IT SEEMS TO
BE ACCEPTED BY SO MANY PEOPLE IN
THE MEDIA THAT IT'S A DISASTER.
I WONDER WHERE WE WOULD BE IF
THE DEMOCRATS HAD DEFENDED
BETTER.
I STILL DON'T THINK THEY'RE
DEFENDING IT PROPERLY.
[APPLAUSE]
>> I DON'T DISAGREE.
A >> Bill: YOU DON'T DISAGREE.
>> I DON'T DISAGREE, IT'S
COMPLICATED TO SHOW PEOPLE IF
IT'S HELPING TO YELL REPEAL
OBAMACARE THAT TO A CROWD THAT
HATES OBAMA ALREADY, IT'S A
SIMPLE TASK IT'S NOW INTERESTING
TO WATCH REPUBLICANS SWITCH TO
ACTUALLY GOVERNING AND TRY TO
DESIGN SOMETHING.
OVER ON THE SENATE SIDE YOU HAVE
A LOT OF REPUBLICAN SENATORS
LOOKING AROUND AND GOING YOU
WANT ME TO SET FOOT IN THAT
THING YOU'VE DESIGNED?
[LAUGHTER]
>> Bill: THEY CAUGHT THE CAR
LIKE A DOG, NOW THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT EQUATES TO DO WITH IT.
IT'S MORE POPULAR THAN EVER, WE
FOUND OUT THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE
WHO ARE TYPICAL TRUMP VOTERS
WILL BE LOSING THEIR COVERAGE.
>> MORE AND MORE PEOPLE FINDING
OUT THAT THE COVERAGE THEY HAVE
IS OBAMACARE.
THEY DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: WHO IS THE DEMOCRAT
WHO'S GOING TO EXPOSE THIS CON?
HE IS A CON MAN.
I WAS JUST QUOTING IN THE
MONOLOGUE SOME OF THE THINGS HE
USED TO SAY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN WITH YOUR HEALTH CARE
IT'S STRAIGHT OUT OF A CON MAN'S
TEXTBOOK.
LOWER PRICES, EVERYONE IS GOING
TO BE COVERED.
BETTER COVERAGE.
IT IS UP TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
TO SAY THIS IS A HUCKSTER.
THIS IS A USED CAR SALESMAN A
CARNEY BARKER, DON'T YOU GET IT.
WHO WAS THAT PERSON IS GOING TO
STEP FORWARD INTO THAT QUICK
WHAT MARKET YOU?
EVERY SENATOR LOOKS IN THE
MIRROR AND SEES A PRESIDE
IT >> NOT ME.
>> Bill: YOU DON'T WANT THAT
JOB?
>> NO.
I THINK WE ALL HAVE TO DO IT, I
THINK THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE
WHO ARE GOING TO BE INCREDIBLY
DISAPPOINTED.
THERE IS A CALLOUS DEMOCRAT
WOULD SAY LET THEM REPEAL IT.
D LET THE SUFFERING WAVE GO
OUT ACROSS COUNTRY AND THEN
THERE WILL BE A WAVE BACK THAT
SAYS WHAT DID YOU DO YOU LIAR.
>> Bill: PEOPLE WILL DIE.
A >> WE CARE THAT PEOPLE WILL
DIE AND THERE WILL BE SUFFERING,
IT'S NOT GOOD.
>> Bill: THAT'S OUR GREAT
FLAWS DEMOCRATS, WE CARE THAT
PEOPLE WILL DIE.
>> WE HAVE TO HOLD THAT OFTEN
COULD DO TO MAKE THE CASE THAT
WHAT THIS GUY SAYS OVER AND OVER
AGAIN JUST ISN'T TRUE.
IT'S NOT JUST THE INDIVIDUAL
LIFE, THERE ARE TIMES IN THE
HISTORY WHEN THE WORLD HAS TO
BELIEVE THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
IF THIS GUY HAS SQUANDERED ALL
OF HIS CREDIBILITY.
>> Bill: THAT BUS HAS SAILED.
[APPLAUSE]
YOUR BOOK IS ABOUT CORPORATE
MONEY.
>> POWER AND INFLUENCE
THROUGHOUT OUR POLITICS.
>> Bill: PEOPLE IT'S A
DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T SPEND NEARLY
AS MUCH AS HILLARY CLINTON HE
PROVED IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT,
WHAT YOU SAY TO THAT?
>> UNLESS YOU COUNT A BILLION
DOLLARS IN FREE PUBLICITY THAT
FOX NEWS GAVE HIM.
IF THEY HAD TO REPORT THAT THEY
WOULD WANT LOT MORE LIKE.
A >> Bill: THAT'S NOT WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT CITIZENS
UNITED RULING OF THE
SUPREME COURT.
>> EVEN IF IT WAS THE EXCEPTION
TO THE RULE, HE STILL CAME TO A
POLITICAL FIELD WHERE THE AGENDA
HAD BEEN DETERMINED BY MONEY IN
POLITICS.
THERE IS A REASON THAT IN 2009 A
DONALD TRUMP SET OF CLIMATE
CHANGE WOULD BE CATASTROPHIC AND
IRREVERSIBLE END OF THE SCIENCE
WAS IRREFUTABLE AND IN 2016 HE
SAID AT THE CHINESE HOAX.
WHEN IT CAME AT THE TABLE TO
LOOK AROUND AND WITH THE PARTY
LOOK LIKE HE REALIZED CLIMATE
CHANGE WAS TOTALLY OFF THE TABLE
YOU COULD NOT TALK ABOUT THAT
ANY LONGER.
MY FIRST THREE YEARS IN THE
SENATE, THERE WERE SIX
REPUBLICAN SENATORS WHO WERE
WORKING ON DIFFERENT CLIMATE
CHANGE BLS.
ALONG COMES CITIZENS UNITED IN
2010 AND FROM 2010 AFTER, THERE
HAS NOT BEEN A SINGLE
SIGNIFICANT REPUBLICAN SPONSORED
BILL ON CARBON DIOXIDE, ZERO.
THE CARDIO FLATLINED AND THAT'S
BECAUSE THE FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY
KNEW IT WAS COMING, ASKED FOR,
EXPECTED AT, WENT RIGHT TO WORK,
IT'S NOT JUST THE SPENDING BILL,
IT'S ALSO THE THREAT.
IF I'M ALLOWED TO PUNCH YOU IN
THE NOSE WITH A MILLION DOLLAR
SPEND, I'M ALLOWED TO THREATEN
TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE.
THE THREATS ARE GOING TO BE
EVERYWHERE EVEN WHERE THE MONEY
ISN'T.
TH'S PT OF THE EFFECT OF
CITIZENS UNITED IT'S SO
PERNICIOUS.
>> Bill: I HOPE YOU KEEP DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU'RE WITH A
STATE WITH 1 MILLION PEOPLE.
CALIFORNIA HAS 40 MILLION,
SOMEDAY I HOPE YOU AGREE THAT WE
SHOULD GET A LOT MORE SENATORS,
OR YOU SHOULD GET A LOT LESS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SENATOR .
YOU'RE A GOOD SPORT I APPRECIATE
THAT.
SENATOR WHITEHOUSE.
IF [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> HE IS A WRITER AT LARGE FOR
NEW YORK MAGAZINE, OUR FRIEND
ANDREW SULLIVAN IS OVER HERE.
[APPLAUSE]
16 TERM U.S. CONGRESSMAN FROM
FOURTH DISTRICT OF
MASSACHUSETTS, MY FAVORITE KERN
CONGRESSMAN BARNEY FRANK.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SETS, TWO
PANELISTS TONIGHT, I WANT TO
HEAR ABOUT THIS, WE DONE THIS
BEFORE.
ALL NEXT WEEK LIKE BILL, THAT
SOMEONE NOT SHOW UP?
NO.
[LAUGHTER]
NO, THIS IS THE WAY I WANTED,
SOMETIMES I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE
TWO.
I'M GETTING OER, M SLOWING
DOWN.
THAT'S NOT IT BUT COULD YOU
IMAGINE THE POOR THIRD PERSON
TRYING TO GET A WORD IN EDGE
WISE WITH YOU TOO?
I PITTED THE FOOL.
THERE'S TWO PARTS OF THIS EVERY
WEEK, POLICY AND PERSONALITY IS
THE WORD PERSONALITY USUALLY.
LET'S START WH THAT FIRST
BECAUSE THEIR NIGHTMARES.
WHAT IS THE PROPER RESPONSE TO
INSANITY, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
HAVE TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS.
DONALD TRUMP'S TWEETS LIKE THE
STUFF ABOUT OBAMA WIRETAPPING
HIM ARE LIKE IN ANCIENT TIMES
READING THE ENTRAILS OF A
CHICKEN.
>> CHICKENS HAD ENTRAILS.
>> Bill: THERE WAS SOME BASIS
FOR IT.
I SEE ALL DAY ON TELEVISION
PEOPLE TAKING THIS STUFF --
TH'RE COMPELLED TO TAKE STUFF
SERIOUSLY THAT IS JUST THE
RANTINGS OF A DEMENTED MANCHILD
IN FULL MAKEUP.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
WHAT IS T PPER RESPONSE TO
INSANITY?
>> WELL THE USUAL RESPONSE IS TO
POLITELY, SLOWLY EDGED OUT OF
THE ROOM.
IF YOU MET SOMEONE LIKE THIS IN
EVERYDAY LIFE.
YOU WOULD THINK THIS PERSON IS
CLEARLY MENTALLY UNSTABLE AND
SAY THINGS THAT ARE PALPABLY
UNTRUE.
WHEN HE SAYS THINGS LIKE MY
CROWD IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER
CROWD AND YOU CAN SEE, WITH YOUR
VERY EYES IT IS NOT TRUE.
THEN OF COURSE HIS PRIDE AND HIS
VANITY REQUIRES HIM NEVER TO
APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING.
IF YOU ACCEPT REALITY YOU ACCEPT
SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF
DONALD TRUMP.
DONALD TRUMP SEES NOTHING BUT
DONALD TRUMP.
>> Bill: SO HOW DO WE REACT
WHEN THE PRESIDENT IS THIS CRAZY
PERSON IN THE PARK FEEDING THE
PIGEONS?
[LAUGHTER]
>> A COUPLE WAYS, I WILL GIVE
THE MEDIA CREDIT, HE HAS FORCED
THEM AUTOMATIC HE SAID, HE SAID.
THE MEDIA IS FINALLY NOW
ACCEPTING ITS RESPONSIBILITY TO
SAY THAT'S A LOT OF CRAP.
[APPLAUSE]
I THINK TRUMP'S EXCESSES ARE
GOING TO FORCE A LOT OF PEOPLE
TO DO JOBS THEY'D RATHER NOT DO.
THE MEDIA AND THE REPUBLICANS.
WITH THE MEDIA, THEY'RE FINALLY
SAYING THIS ISN'T TRUE, HE'S
MAKING UP THIS STUFF AND THAT'S
THE RESPONSE, NOT TO LETIM
CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SAID I MADE
MISTAKES, WHEN HE SENDS OUT
THOSE TWEETS, DIVERT ATTENTION
FROM THE REAL ISSS.
HIS INABILITY TO TELL THE TRUTH,
IT'S HIS LACK OF CONTACT WITH
REALITY.
AND I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO
KEEP HAMMERING AT AT.
>> IT'S ALSO A PERNICIOUS
STRATEGY UNDERNEATH THIS, AFTER
A WHILE YOU GET SO USED TO
PEOPLE ON AUTHORITY TELUGU
THINGS AREN'T TRUE THAT YOU
DON'T BELIEVE ANYBODY IN
AUTHORITY IS TELLING THE TRUTH.
THAT'S WHY HE'S ATTACKING THE
VERACITY OF THE INTELLIGENCE
SERVICES, THE JUSTICE
DEPARTMENT, ANY ASPECT OF THE
JUDICIARY, ANYTHING ACTUALLY
FACTUAL, HE'S TRYING TO SCRAMBLE
YOUR HEAD TO.
WHEN YOUR HEAD IS SCRAMBLED,
JUST OBEY.
>> IT'S NOT WORKING.
IF YOU WERE CLEVER, IF THAT'S
WHERE HIS STRETCH I DON'T THINK
IT'S HIS STRATEGY, THIS IS A MAN
WHO IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.
HE'S IMMATURE.
HE SAYS WHATEVER HE WANTS T
SAVOR THE MOMENT.
IF HE WERE DOING IT
STRATEGICALLY HE WOULD FOCUS ON
A COUPLE OF THOSE ELEMENTS.
HE'S ATTACKING EVERYBODY.
HE'S ATTACKING THE HOUSE
REPUBLICANS.
>> Bill: THERE'S NO STRATEGY.
>> IF HE WERE CLEVER I'D BE BE
WORRIED ABOUT THAT
>> Bill: HE HAS 88% SUPPORT
FROM REPUBLICANS IN AMERICA.
>> THAT'S MY POINT.
>> THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WIN.
>> Bill: WILL IT WAS IN
NOVEMBER.
>> 88% OF REPUBLICANS ALONE WENT
UP ONE OR NOVEMBER IT WAS OTHER
PEOPLE.
WITH A SPOKESPERSON FOR FOX NEWS
HAS TO GO ON THE AIR AS THEY DID
TODAY AND SAY THE PRESIDENT IS
WRONG, WE DON'T HAVE THAT, HE IS
BY EVERY MEASURE OF THE LEAST
POPULAR PRESIDENT AT THIS STAGE
IN HIS PRESIDENCY IN HISTORY.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT
JOHN ADAMS.
A >> Bill: HE DOESN'T KNOW
THAT.
>> THE POLLS ARE RIGGED, RIGHT
WHAT'S ?
STILL AT 40%, WE SEEN THIS MAN
SAY THINGS THAT ARE CRAZY, STILL
40% SUPPORT HIM.
>> Bill: I THOUGHT MAYBE THE
POLICY PART WOULD BE BETTER.
WHEN HE WAS ELECTED A LOT OF US
SAID HE'S NOT BEHOLDEN TO THE
REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT.
HE WAS KIND OF A THIRD-PAR
CANDIDATE THAT HIJACKED THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE HAD MADE A LOT OF COMMENTS
ABOUT HEDGE FUND MANAGERS BEING
SHYSTERS AND THINGS, IT'S THE
WORST OF BOTH WORLDS.
IT'S STRAIGHT RIGHT WING, THIS
HEALTH CARE BILL IS REALLY JUST
EVIDENCE THAT THE REPUBLICANS DO
NOTHING EVER ABOUT FUNNEL MONEY
TO RICH PEOPLE.
[APPLAUSE]
>> IS ANOTHER GIANT TAX CUT
DISGUISED AS A HEALTH CARE
POLICY?
>> NO QUESTION, IT'S A TAX CUT
FOR PEOPLE IN A LOT OF AREAS
COMMITS A REDUCTION FOR PEOPLE
TO GET HEALTH CARE WHO MOST NEED
IT.
IT'S A LEVY ON PEOPLE WHO ARE IN
THE WORST SHAPE WITHOUT QUESTIO
QUESTION.
THE PATTERN OF SOUL, HE'S NOT
ABLE TO SELL IT TO THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE'S DOING A DISSERVICE.
>> Bl: WE DON'T KNOW YET,
THEY WERE SINKING SCAN.
>> THROUGH THE HOUSE, MAY BE
COMING THROUGH THE SEVENTH, NO.
HE'S DOING US THE SERVICE OF
BEING SO ILLOGICAL AND
IRRATIONAL THAT I THINK HE IS
GENERATING.
>> Bill: WHY DIDN'T DEMOCRATS
EVER GET HONEST ABOUT WHAT
OBAMACARE WAS?
IT WAS REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO EXPLAIN I
IT.
THE AVERAGE MILLIONAIRE PAID A
$37,000 MORE IN TAXES PREPARE
YOURSELF FOR PEOPLE COULD HAVE
HEALTH INSURANCE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SO HARD.
EMBRACE THAT AND THEY DON'T.
[APPLAUSE]
>> I HAVE SO I'M NOT BEING
DEFENSIVE.
TRUMP IS FINDING OUT NOW, LOOK A
PART OF RESPONSIBILITY IS WITH
THE VOTERS.
I CAN'T EDUCATE PEOPLE WHO ARE
NOT PAYING ATTENTN WHARE
BUSY ON FACEBOOK AND PLAYING
YouTube GAMES.
BEYOND THAT, THERE IS A TENDENCY
AMONG PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET A
BENEFIT, THEY ASSUME GOD WANTED
THEM TO HAVE IT AND THAT'S FINE.
WHEN THEY LOSE IT, ALL THOSE
TERRIBLE PEOPLE.
HE'S FINDING THIS OUT, A LOT OF
PEOPLE WHO HAVE BENEFITED FROM
OBAMACARE, MEDICAID RECIPIENTS
WHO H NO IDEA WHO GAVE IT TO
HIM.
BUT REPUBLICANS REALIZE THEY
KNOW WHO TOOK IT AWAY FROM THEM
THAT'S WHETHER HAVING TROUBLE.
IF YOU GO BACK, THE HEALTH CARE
BILL WAS STARTING TO GAIN IN
POPULARITY.
I HAVE TO BLAME THE PRESIDENT OF
A GENERALLY GREAT ADMIRER.
PEOPLE FORGET THE ROLLOUT OF THE
HEALTH CARE BILL WAS A DISASTER.
THE REPUBLICANS SHUTS DN TH
CONGRESS, WE WERE GETTING ON
THEM FROM THAT.
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WAS NOT
OVERSEEING THAT BETTER.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT THINGS IT WAS
WHEN THEY ROLLED OUT WHEN
MARKETPLACES, THE EXCHANGES,
WILL NOT GET SCREWED UP, WE LOST
A LOT OF CREDIBILITY AND OUR
EFFORTS TO DEFEND JUST GOT
UNDERCUTS.
IT >> Bill: IT STILL SHODN'T
BE SO HARD -- OKAY, WE OWN THAT.
TRUMP COMES ALONG AND PROMISES
THOSE THINGS I MENTIONED.
THEN COMES IN AND SAYS NO ONE
KNEW HEALTH CARE WAS SO
DIFFICULT, NO ONE KNEW.
[LAUGHTER]
IN HIS MIND HE'S THE SMARTEST
PERSON OF THE WORLD, IF HE
DIDN'T KNOW, OBVIOUSLY NOBODY
ELSE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE KNOWN.
IT SEEMS TO ME, YOU NOTICED THAT
CAP THE GOOD PARTS.
THEY STILL LIVE IN THIS WORLD
THIS FANTASY WILL COME OF THIS I
WANT A PONY WORLD, THEY'RE KEEPG
YOU CAN STAY NO LIFETIME CAP.
THERE KEEPING PRE-EXISTING
CONDITIONS, GETTING RID OF THE
STUFF THAT PAYS FOR IT.
>> THERE KEEPING THE GOOD STUFF
LOWEST INCOME PEOPLE, MEDICAID
ARE THE ONES WHO WILL GET
PENALTIES PUT THE FIGURE THEY
DON'T VOTE AND WE CAN GET AWAY
WITH IT.
>> ISN'T THIS A KIND OF
CLARIFIED MOMENT WITH MARK
FINALLY THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
SAY FOR THE FIRST TIME, WE
BELIEVE IN CUTTING TAXES, THAT
MEANS YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO
WITHOUT HEALTH CARE.
THEY ALWAYS AVOIDED THAT FROM
REAGAN ONWARD.
I WAS DELIGHTED THAT.
NOW THEY'RE UP AGAINST IT,
THAT'S WHAT I HAVE CRISIS.
HALF OF THEM HAVE THIS IDEOLOGY
THEIR FIGHTING IN THEIR OWN
DISTRICTS WHICH ARE VERY, VERY
REPUBLICAN AGAINST POSSIBLE
PRIMARY CHALLENGES.
THE OTHERS REALIZE THEIR MORE
MODERATE VOTERS ARE GOOD TO HATE
TH ANDHERE'S THIS IMPASSE.
IT MAY BE DON'T YOU THINK THAT
THIS THING DOESN'T HAPPEN AT
ALL?
>> HE IS SO BAD THA THE THIN SO
STUPID SPIRITED FORGET THE
MORALITY OF LYING, HE'S A STUPID
LIAR.
[LAUGHTER]
A GOOD LR DOESN'T SAY THINGS
THAT WILL BE A LIE ON THAT SMALL
POINT, I'LL BE THERE IN
20 MINUTES.
YOU'RE PROBABLY GOOD TO BE THERE
TWO HOURS WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME
A LIE THAT I'M GOOD TO KNOW IS A
LIE IN A HALF-HOUR?
DO A BETTER LIFE.
LIVE.
>> THE QUESTION IS DOES HE HAVE
SUCH A HOLD, THIS CHARISMATIC
HOLD ON PEOPLE.
IT'S THE FEELINGS THAT HE EVOKES
THAT SIMPLY FLOOD PEOPLE FRONTAL
CORTEX IS AND THEY DON'T NOTICE.
>> Bill: THAT'S WHAT I COMMENT
DOES.
HE SELLS TO THE CAR HE KNOWS IS
GOING TO BREAK DOWN WHEN IT GETS
OFF THE LOT, THAT'S TOMORROW'S
PROBLEM TO BE SOLVED WITH
TOMORROW'S LIE.
>> IT'S ALSO THE TECHNIQUE OF A
DICTATOR AND TYRANT WHICH IS
THIS.
THE TRUTH IS WHATEVER I SAY IT
IS, NOT ONLY THAT, BUT MY PEOPLE
TO HUMILIATE THEM HAVE TO GO OUT
AND LIE FOR ME THAT'S THE TEST
OF LOYALTY.
YOU SEE SEAN SPICER GOING OUT
THERE LIKE AN APPARATCHIK IN THE
SOVIET UNION.
>> POLITICIAN AND MAKE A MARKET
TO DEFEND THE CALL SHOWS MONDAY
LIE LIKE HE DOES.
HE'S A HARD-WORKING GUY.
SECONDLY, IT'S NOT WORKING.
SMALL PERCENTAGE IN REPUBLICANS
VOTING FOR THEM, I TAKE THIS IT
IS A SIGN.
THERE IS OVER THERE AND I HOPE
WE PUSHING THE KIND OFEAGUES WHO
ESTABLISHMENT LIBERAL AGENDA WHO
UNDERSTAND HOW ANGRY THEY MADE
PEOPLE.
THEY MADE PEOPLE ALMOST LOSE
THEIR SENSE OF PROPORTION.
>> YOU'VE GOT NO ONE WITH HIS
TALENT, YOU'VE GOT NO ONE WITH
HIS ABILITY TO BROWSE THESE
CROWDS.
USELESS CANDIDATE LAST TIME AND
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYBODY WHO IS
ABLE TO COUNTER HIM.
>> Bill: I THINK JOE BIDEN
CODE IF YOU WERE OUT THERE.
THERE ARE OTHERS.
THE DEMOCRATIC ESTABLISHMENT
TOLD JOE BIDEN NOT TO RUN,
THAT'S A DIFFERENT POINT OF YOUR
CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
I THINK HE WOULD BE A VERY
EFFECTIVE COUNTER IF HE GOT OUT
THERE AND OPERATIVE >> Bill: I
THINK HE WOULD'VE CARRIED
PENNSYLVANIA.
HERE'S THE POINT, IT'S NOT
WORKING FOR TRUMP.
HE DID A BETTER JOB ORGANIZING
AGAINSTIM TN FOR HIM, YOU
TALK ABOUT HUMILIATION IS WHAT I
THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE SEEING
MORE OF COME HE'S FORCED
REPUBLICANS, EARLIER THAN I HAD
HOPED WOULD HAPPEN REPUDIATING
HIM AND DISAGREEING WITH HIM.
YOU HAVE SEEN THE REPUBLICANS
CONGRESS A MAJOR LEADING CHIP
POSITIONS, CALLING HIM OUT ON
THE WIRETAP HE PUSHES THEM
BEYOND WHERE THEY CAN GO AND I
THINK THAT'S GOING TO BE
HELPFUL.
>> Bill: LET ME ASK ABOUT THE
BUDGETS.
I GUESS ALL BUDGETS ARE SOMEWHAT
DEAD ON ARRIVAL BUT THEY ARE
ALSO A STATEMENT OF WHAT SHOULD
HAPPEN IN THE COUNTRY, WE'VE
NEVER SEEN CUT NO SPACE BECAUSE
THEY HAVE AN IMPACT.
>> Bill: WE FOUND OUT
PRESIDENT BANNON BELIEVES
THAT --
[LAUGHTER]
THAT WE SHOULD DISMANTLED THE
ADMINISTRATIVE STATE REMEMBER
THAT QUOTE?
RATHER SHOCKING, SOUNDS LIKE HE
WANTED ANARCHY.
>> HE'S A REAL REACTION.
>> Bill: WRITES.
>> HE WANTS TO DESTROY THE
GOVERNMENT IS NOT JUST TO
DESTROY THE NEW DEAL.
THERE REALLY INTERESTING INTERG
BACK TO WOODROW WILSON TO
DESTROY ANY NOTION THAT THE
GOVERNMENT HAS A ROLE.
>> Bill: BUT THE BUDGET GIVES
MORE MONEY TO THE PENTAGON AND
MORE MONEY TO HOMELAND SECURITY.
IF THAT'S THE ADMINISTRATIVE
STATE, NOT MEALS ON WHEELS.
THOSE ARE THE PLACES OF THE
ADMINISTRATION THAT ARE OUT OF
CONTROL, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES
INTO THE BUDGET HALF OF THE
TIME,E DOT KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
DOING, WE DON'T KNOW HOW BIG
THEY ARE.
>> THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO
SPEND THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY IN
THE WAY THEY'RE GIVING IT.
IT'S PURELY SYMBOLISM.
IT'S PURELY I'M A BIGGER MACHO
MAN THAN ANYBODY ELSE.
WE SPENT MORE THAN THE NEXT
SEVEN COUNTRIES COMBINED ON
DEFENSE.
HE'S INSANE.
OUR BIG PROBLEM RIGHT NOW RIGHT
IS GROWING INEQUALITY.
EVERY GOVERNMENT, EVERY
ADMINISTRATION CONSERVATIVE OR
LIBERAL HOW DO WE RECTIFY THIS?
THEY ARE MAKING IT WORSE.
THEY ARE DELIBERATELY DOING
PERVERSE THINGS IN MOVING
RESOCES THE 8-POINT%.
>> LET ME SAY BUT DON'T LIKE
ABOUT THE MILITARY, WE SHOULD
TAKE THIS ON, FIRST OF ALL I
WANT TO HIT HIM ON HIS OWN
ITSELF CLAIMED COMPETENCE, I'M A
GREAT DEAL MAKER.
ONE OF THE THINGS HE SAID A FEW
THAT I AGREED WITH HIM WAS THAT
OTHER COUNTRIES ARE DOING TOO
LITTLE AND AMERICA IS
OVERSPENDING AND CARING THEM AND
GIVING THEM A FREE RIDE.
HE SAYS T THEM IF YOU DON'T
START PAYING MORE, I'LL CUT
BACK.
WHAT DOES HE DO?
HE ANNOUNCES A HUGE INCREASE.
ANY COUNTRY THEY'RE SAYING WHO
SEEK IT IN?
HE'S GOING TO SPEND 50 BILLION
RE WE DON'T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING.
ANY THREAT THAT HE WAS MAKING.
>> HIS MAIN DIFFERENCE WITH
REPUBLICANS WAS I'M NOT GOING TO
BE SO AGGRESSIVE AND FOREIGN
POLICY, WHAT DOES HE NEED THIS
FOR?
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MORE
AMERICA FIRST, WHY ARE WE
SPENDING ALL THIS MONEY ON
DEFENSE.
>> LET'S BE CAREFUL HERE.
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THERE
MUST BE SOME LOGIC BEHIND SAYING
WE NEED MORE AND A SUBMARINE
WARFARE TO DEFEAT THE ISLAMIC
STATE.
APPARENTLY THERE ARE SUBMARINES
IN THE DESERT THAT WE ARE NOT
YET AWARE OF.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: LET ME ASK ABOUT
SOMETHING HE WROTE ABOUT THIS
WEEK, MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE?
I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT LIBERALIS
LIBERALISM.
IT'S ONE THING IT'S SO EASY FOR
US ALL TO BE UNITED BECAUSE
OBVIOUSLY TRUMP IS THE ULTIMATE
VILLAIN.
IT'S ROCKY THREE, HE'S GOT MR. T
TO FIGHT.
I WORRIED THAT LIBERALISM IS AT
A PERILOUS POINT AND I KNOW
YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THIS AND YOU
WROTE ABOUT MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE,
YOU'RE NOT AWARE OF WHAT
HAPPENED, CHARLES MURRAY WHO HAS
BEEN A GUEST ON THE SHOW I DON'T
AGREE WITH THEM, LIBERALS DON'T.
I THINK WHAT HE TKS AUT --
ALTHOUGH HE CLAIMS TO BE A
SOCIAL SCIENTIST, HE DOES
RESEARCH, IS THINLY VEILED
RACISM.
THERE IS A WAY TO FIGHT THAT AND
THAT IS TO DEBATE HIM, TO BRING
UP POINTS THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY
LOOK UP IN BOOKS.
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE SAW AT
MIDDLEBURY COMMERCIAL THE TAPE.
THIS COULD BE ANY COLLEGE WHEN A
SPEAKER IS INVITED AND THIS IS
WHAT HAPPENS.
[CHANTING]
>> Bill: THAT'S THE FREE
SPEECH OF THE LEFT.
>> IT LEADS TO THIS CLIMATE OF
SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN.
THEY ACTUALLY ATTACKED THE CAR
AND A FEMALE PROFESSOR SUFFERED
A CONCUSSION.
THIS IS NOT AN ARGUMENT, THIS IS
A RELIGION.
THIS IS A SECULAR RELIGION.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ON CAMPUS
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE CERTAIN
THINGS OR YOU ARE A HERETIC.
WHAT YOU SAW HERE WITH THE
BURNING OF A HERETIC THEY DON'T
WANT TO HEAR OTHER IDEAS BECAUSE
IT WILL UPSET THEM, IT WILL HURT
THEIR FEELINGS.
THE POINT OF UNIVERSITY IS TO
MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, IT'S TO
SHOW YOU IDEAS THAT WILL
ACTUALLY OFFEND AND MAKE YOUR
LIFE OF THE MORE DIFFICULT SO
YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THE ANSWER TO
THEM
[APPLAUSE]
>> OUTRAGEOUS AND INDEFENSIBLE
ON EVERY LEVEL, THE PEOPLE WHO
CAN BE IDENTIFIED TO PHYSICALLY
PREVENT SOME OF HIS SPEAKING
SHOULD BE DISCIPLINED INCLUDING
EXPULSION AND THERE SHOULD BE
CRIMINAL PROSECUTION OF THOSE
THUGS WHO PHYSICALLY ATTACKED
THEM.
THE ONLY THING I WOULD DIFFER
WITH HIS I DON'T THINK THIS
REPRESENTS LIBERALISM.
THIS IS A SMALL GROUP OF YOUNGER
PEOPLE --
>> Bill: THIS IS CAMPUS.
>> MAY FINISH.
>> IT'S THE MILLENNIALS IN
GENERAL.
>> BILLS DIDN'TAY MILLENNIALS,
HE SAID LIBERALS.
I WOULD REJECT THAT AS A
DESCRIPTION OF LIBERALS I THINK
MOST WERE UNHAPPY WITH THAT
OPPOSED TO IT AND CRITICAL OF I
IT.
>> Bill: IT'S A FIGHT THAT
LIBERALS ARE HAVING, THERE IS A
DIVISION PAID >> IT'S A VERY
SMALL GROUP, I AGREE SOME
TIME ON CAMPUSES I HAVE THIS NEW
GIG WHERE THEY PAY ME TO GO AND
TALK TO STUDENTS.
I HAVE NOT FOUND -- THE PROBLEM
IS --
>> Bill: BECAUSE THEY LIKE
YOU.
>> THERE IS AN INTIMIDATION
FACTOR, IF YOU HOLD THE STUDENTS
AT MIDDLEBURY, THE MAJORITY WERE
NOT A GREAT PRINCE BECAUSE IT'S
ALSO THE FACULTY.
STUFF, TEACHING THIS STUFF AND
DOCUMENTING.
SCHOOL THERE'S SOMETHING VERY
WRONG WITH THE PARENTS IN THE
WAY THEY RAISE THEIR LITTLE
FUCKING BRATS THAT'S THE
PROBLEM.
>> WOULD'VE THROWN ONE THING.
CLEARLY IT'S OUTRAGEOUS,
VIOLATION OF CIVIL LIBERTIES AND
OUGHT TO BE REPUDIATED, I'M NOT
PREPARED TO TAKE THE ANSWER,
THEY FEEL SO STRONGLY DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND THAT.
THEY FELT SO STRONGLY THAT YOU
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IN AN
EFFECTIVE WAYS.
I'M WILLING TO BET YOU THAT A
LOT OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WERE
DOING THAT OUTRAGEOUS
SUPPRESSION OF FREE SPEECH SET
OUT THE LAST PRESIDENTIAL
ELECTION.
I PARTICULARLY RESENTED WHO WERE
NOT THERE WHEN I WAS TRAINED TO
MAKE A HARD FIGHT TO STOP WHAT
WE ARE NOW DEALING WITH TELL ME
THEY'VE GOT TO RESORT TO THESE
KINDF -- >> CLAIMING THAT THE
REAL LEADERSHIP IS WHITE SUPREM,
WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A WHITE
SUPREMACIST RUNNING FOR
PRESIDENT THAT THEY WERE NOT
EVEN INTERESTED OF THAT
WHATSOEVER BECAUSE I'D MUCH
RATHER TACKLE LIBERALSND
CONSERVATIVES.
>> Bill: LIBERALS HAVE TO BE
SO CAREFUL THESE DAYS.
I'M A BIG FAN OF RACHEL MADDOW,
I WANT HER ON THE AIR.
YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEBODY IN
THE LICK EVERYTHING THEY DO.
IS WEEK SHE HYPED, WHICH IS
OKAY, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE
OBJECTED, SHE HAD A COUNTDOWN
CLOCK, SHE'S GOT SOME OF TRUMP'S
TAX RETURNS LIKE IT WAS LIBERALS
NEW YEAR'S EVE.
[LAUGHTER]
DID YOU SEE THIS?
[APPLAUSE]
AND THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A BIG
NOTHING A BURGER, WORSE THAN A
NOTHING BURGER, IT WAS A HELP
TRUMP BERGER BECAUSE HERE'S WHAT
THE ESSENCE WAS PRETTY SHE GETS
TO PAGES THROUGH THE TRANSCRIPT
FROM DAVID KAY JOHON OF TRUMP
TRUMP'S 2005 TAX RETURNS.
HE PAID $38 MILLION OF EARNINGS
ON $150 MILLION WHICH IS WHAT
25%, WHICH IS WELL WITHIN
RESPECTFUL.
THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST TAX
RETURN WHICH HIS EVER FILED
WHICH MAKES ME THINK THIS CAME
FROM DONALD TRUMP.
AS HE SAID, HE'S ACTUALLY GOOD
ATS.
THE IF WE WANT TO WIN THIS, WE
CAN'T GET A PLATE, THIS IS
GETTING PLAYED, I'M SORRY.
>> THERE'S A GIANT CLOUD OF
SMOKE OUND RACHEL MADDOW,
LIBERALS HAVE TO BE CAREFUL TO
NOT SO FUCKING CONDESCENDING AND
SMUDGES IF THEY KNOW IT AND
START ENGAGING THE OTHER SIDE
AND PERSUADING PEOPLE.
>> I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO
TEACH BY EXAMPLE ON THAT LAST
POINT.
[APPLAUSE]
I DON'T LIKE WHAT SHE DID, FIRST
OF ALL, I DO BELIEVE THE TAX
RETURNS OUGHT TO BE SECRET, IT'S
A HUGE HYPOCRISY.
NOT FOR THE PRESIDENT, AND OF
THE BELIEFS THAT WAY.
HER JOURNALISTIC GROUP WAS
SAYING OH, THANK YOU.
I DON'T THINK THAT CRUSADING
JOURNALISM.
THE HYPOCRISY IS OF HIM CLAIMING
THAT LEAKS ARE NOW A TERRIBLE
THING DURING A CAMPAIGN.DERFUL
THIS NOTION THAT HE IS THIS
CLEVER MANIPULATOR, HE IS IN
GREATER TROUBLE AND
"THE WALL STREET JOURNAL"
YESTERDAY, KARL ROVE AND SOME
OTHER RIGHT WINGER ARE PLEADING
WITH OTHER REPUBLICANS YOU HAVE
TO BE NICER TO HIM, YOU WERE
GOING TO LOSE THIS.
IT'S NOT WORKING FOR HIM.
HE'S POLITICALLY WEAK, HE'S
HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS AGENDA.
I THINK THE PUBLIC THAT'S
INFLUENTIAL IS OVERWHELMINGLY
MOVING AGAINST HIM.
>> Bill: I HOPE SO.
ALL I'M SAYING IS LET'S NOT
WEAPON EYES RACHEL MADDOW.
I WILL BE BACK WITH YOU SOON,
RIGHT NOW HE HOST CNN'S LEAD
WITH JAKE TAPPER, GUESS WHO?
JAKE TAPPER.
♪ ♪
HOW ARE YOU?
LOOK EVERYBODY, IT'S JAKE TAPPE
TAPPER.
I'M SURE PEOPLE HAVE TOLD YOU
THIS BEFORE BUT YOU KNOW YOU
HAVE THE BEST PORN NAME EVER.
IF [LAUGHTER]
JAKE TAPPER.
>> I'M GLAD YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH
MY EARLIER WORK.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SPIRIT YOU HAVE A LOT OF NEW
FRIENDS WHICH IS GREAT YOU
DESERVE IT.
YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB OVER
THERE SPEAKING TRUTH TO CRAZY.
IT'S ONE THING TO TALK TO POWER
BUT THIS IS A DIFFERENT JOB.
TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HOW
YOU WOULD SAYOUR JOB HAS
CHANGED SINCE DONALD TRUMP, YOU
CERTAINLY IT SOUNDED DIFFERENT I
EVER SAW YOU FOR THE MANY YEARS
I'VE WATCHED YOU.
>> YOU'VE BEEN COVERING
POLITICIANS FOR A LONG TIME,
POLITICIANS LIE IT WASN'T
INVENTED ON JANUARY 20TH.
TALKING ABOUT HOW THE DEMOCRATS
WEREN'T FORTHRIGHT ABOUT
OBAMACARE, WE COULD GO BACK TO
THE IRAQ WAR AND ON AND ON.
I'VE NEVER REALLY SEEN THIS
LEVEL OF FALSEHOOD.
>> Bill: IT'S DIFFERENT.
>> JUST QUANTITATIVELY.
>> Bill: COMPLETELY NEW.
>> IT'S NOT JUST IF YOU LIKE
YOUR DOCTOR YOU CAN KEEP YOUR
DOCTOR, IT'S CONSPIRACY
THEORIES.
BASED ON NOTHING THAT MEMBERS OF
HIS OWN PARTY DISTANCING HIMSELF
STOMACH THEMSELVES FROM HIM.
AS COMBINED WITH THE ATTEMPT TO
DISCREDIT THE ENTE FOTH
ESTATE, ALL OF US EXCEPT FOR FOX
AND FRIENDS.
IT'S GOING YOU TAKE IT
PERSONALLY?
>> I DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY,
THE THING THAT OFFENDED ME THE
MOST PERSONALLY WAS WHEN HE WENT
AFTER JOHN McCAIN FOR NOT
BEING A WAR HERO, THAT BOTHERED
ME.
[APPLAUSE]
THEN WHEN SENATOR McCAIN
STARTED ASKING WHICH IS ABOUT
THE GUIMOND RATE OF THE
WHITE HOUSE SUGGESTED HOW DARE
HE -- ANYONE QUESTION THIS
MILITARY MISSION.
SENATOR JOHN McCAIN IS THE
CHAIRMAN OF THE SENATE ARMED
SERVICES COMMITTEE.
IT'S ACTUALLY LITERALLY HIS JOB
TO QUESTION A MILITARY OPERATIO
OPERATION.
THERE IS THIS EFFORTS TO
UNDERCUT THE FOURTH ESTATE,
LEGISLATIVE OVERSIGHT, THE
JUDICIAL BRANCH, SO-CALLED
JUDGES.
THREE TO 5 MILLION ILLEGAL
VOTES, TED CRUZ'S DAD HELPED
KILLED KENNEDY.
I'M LAUGHING, THIS IS JUST THE
NEWS.
THESE ARE JUST FACTS.
>> Bill: I WANT YOU AND YOU DO
CALL THAT OUT, I'M LIKE GO JAKE,
GO.
>> THAT WAS YOU.
>>ill:EAH, THAT WAS ME.
IT'S A TERRIBLE CANON OF YOUR IN
BECAUSE THE MORE YOU CALL IT UP
THE MORE HIS FANS SAY YOU BEING
BIASED.
THE MORE THEY SEE YOU DO THAT,
HE'S IN IN THE TANK FOR THE OTR
SIDE.
EVERYTHING IS SO POLITICIZED.
IF THERE IS NO TRUTH FOR ANYBODY
LEFT AND THE MORE YOU ACTUALLY
YOUR JOB WELL, THE MORE YOU
ARE NOT GIVEN CREDIT BY THE
PEOPLE WHO YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO
CONVINCE.
>> I REFUSE TO BUY TO THAT
PARADIGM, BECAUSE THE TRUTH OF
THE MATTER IS THERE IS NO BIAS
WHEN IT COMES TO FACTS AND THERE
IS NO BIAS WHEN IT COMES TO
DECENCY.
[APPLAUSE]
IT IS EMPIRICALLY INDECENT TO
MAKE FUN OF THE DISABLED.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DEMOCRAT
OR REPUBLICAN OR AN INDEPENDENT
OR WHATEVER, SOCIALIST,
LIBERTARIAN.
THAT'S JUST INDECENT.
MY CHILDREN KNOW BETTER THAN
THAT.
>> Bill: I KNOW, I THINK ABOUT
THAT BOOK EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO
KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN,
HE VIOLATES EVERY RULE.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
DON'T LIKE HIM I DON'T ACCUSE
PEOPLE OF THINGS ARE NOT GUILTY
OF, DON'T POST, PAY HER TAXES,
SERVE YOUR COUNTRY, DON'T BE A
RACIST, DON'T INSULT HANDICAP
PEOPLE OR OTHER PEOPLE WHO WERE
NOT AS LUCKY TO BE AS
GREAT-LOOKING AS YOU ARE,
DONALD, I WORDED THAT IF HALF
THE COUNTRY WANTS THIS GUY TO BE
PRESIDENT, WE DO NEED THE
U.N. TO STEP IN OR THE
UNITED FEDERATION PLANETS, I
DON'T KNOW --
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
>> I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE VOTED
FOR TRUMP NOT BEC OF THAT
STUFF BUT DESPITE THAT STUFF.
>> Bill: YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> I DON'T THINK THEY VOTED FOR
HIM, THEY HEARD THE EXCESS
HOLLYWOOD TAPE AND THOUGHT OH,
YEAH, I WANT THAT IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
I THINK THEY DIDN'T LIKE
HILLARY CLINTON FOR A WHOLE
BUNCH OF REASONS I'M NOT GOOD TO
SAY HERE BECAUSE BARNEY FRANK
WILL COME AND HIT ME.
[LAUGHTER]
THEY WANTED WASHINGTON TO DO
SOMETHING FOR THEM, IS NOT
EMPIRICALLY WRONG TO SAY
WASHINGTON ISN'T FOR THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON
DOES TOO MANY THINGS WERE
POWERFUL SPECIAL INTERESTS AND
IT'S BROKEN.
>> Bill: SOME OF IT IS JUST
ANDREW WAS TALKING ABOUT IT THEY
DISLIKE IT WHEN LIBERALS ARE
CRYING.
ANYONE WHO STICKS A FARM IN
LIBERALISM'S EYE, THAT'S A GOOD
PERSON.
>> THERE ARE SOME OF THAT IN
SOME OF HIS SUPPORTERS I THINK
THAT'S TRUE.
HE WAS ALSO STICKING HIS THUMB
ON THE EYES OF PAUL RYAN.
HE WAS ALSO STICKING HIS THUMB
-- BELIEVE ME.
JEB BUSH ISEDIP AT THIS
POINT.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
AND MRS. BUSH THAT WAS NOT A
REFERENCE TO YOU.
JUST THE BLIND PART.
HE WAS STICKING HIS FINGERS IN
THE EYES OF EVERYBODY IN THE
ESTABLISHMENT.
>> Bill: DO YOU THINK CABLE
NEWS AND NEWS AND CNN WHICH YOU
ARE A PART OF IT IS SOMEWHAT
COMPLICIT AT PUTTING HIM IN THE
WHITE HOUSE?
CABLE NEWS DID COVER HIM LIKE HE
WAS ALREADY PRESIDENT BEFORE HE
WAS THE PRESIDENT.
I WOULD SAY THAT THEY MADE QUITE
A THING OF HILLARY'S EMAILS, THE
CLINTON FORMATION, ALL THIS
BULLSHIT.
[APPLAUSE]
I AGREE WITH BARNEY THAT I THINK
THE MEDIA HAS MADE A GOOD TURN.
I THINK THEY HAVE TO OWN THAT
PATH.
>> I'M NOT THE OMBUDSMAN FOR THE
ENTIRE MEDIA.
BUT I THINK THERE'SAIR
CRITIQUES OF THE MEDIA WHEN IT
COMES TO A SPECIALLY RUNNING A
LOT OF THE TRUMP RALLIES EARLY
ON START TO FINISH, NO EDITORIAL
COMMENT JUST WHAT IS DOING HERE
AND CNN DID TT, FOX DID THAT,
MSNBC DIDN'T AND MY BOSS JEFF
ZUCKER ACKNOWLEDGED WE DID THAT
TOO MUCH EARLY ON.
I THINK SOME OF THE TOUGHEST
INTERVIEWS EARLY ON A
PRESIDENT TRUMP AND
HILLARY CLINTON FOR THAT MATTER
ONE CNN.
I KNOW YOU SAW MY INTERVIEW
COINCIDENTALLY PLUS ONE EVER DID
WITH HIM AND I PRESSED HIM ON
THE JUDGE CURIEL MATTER.
I ASKED HIM ABOUT THE
KU KLUX KLAN PITS ONE THAT'S NOT
WHAT I'M ASKING ABOUT.
HOWEVER HARD THEY WERE ON HIM,
THEY SPEND HER, HER ISSUES WERE
BULLIT.
I ASKED ONE THING ABOUT THE
CORRESPONDENTS DINNER, TRUMP IS
NOT GOING, YOU GO.
>> I GO, IT'S A COMPANY DINNER.
>> Bill: HERE'S SOME THINGS
TRUMP HAS CALLED REPORTERS,
DISHONEST, DISCREDITED,
DISASTER, DWINDLING, DON'T MAKE
THEM ADULT, CRAZY, GLUM,
NEUROTIC, MESS, BORING, BIAS, NO
TALENT TO LOSE HER GRUBBY.
THIRD-RATE SAID, FAKE, TANKING,
FRAUD, PATHETIC ABOUT ONE-SIDED
TROUBLEMAKERS, CRICKETS, AND OF
COURSE, SAID.
WHY IS SHE GOING WITH MY
QUENCHER GOING DONALD TRUMP.
>> HE DOES HAVE A WAY OF WORK.
>> Bill: THIS IS A SCANDAL
THAT HE DOESN'T GO WITH MARK >>
KNOW.
OR DO SOME OTHER BIT THAT IS NOT
GOING, IT'S A GREAT DINNER FOR
THE SCHOLARSHIP THAT IT PAYS
JOURNALISM STUDENTS COMMITS A
GREAT DINNER TO RECOGNIZE GOOD
JOURNALISM, I THINK MOST OF US
FEEL AMBIVALENT OF THE WHOLE
IDEA OF SCHMOOZING.
IT >> Bill: SCHMOOZING PEOPLE
WHO YOU'RE SUPSED TO BE --
JUST AS WELL.
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S A GREAT
AFFRONT TO DEMOCRACY THAT HE'S
NOT COMING I THINK IT'S FINE.
I'M SURE VICE PRESIDENT PENCE
WILL FILL THE ROLE WELL.
>> Bl: KEEP HOLDING THE FEET
TO THE FIRE.
I ENJOY WATCHING IT, I ALWAYS
HAVE.
IF JAKE TAPPER, THE PORN STAR.
NEW RULES, EVERYBODY, "NEW
RULES" ."
♪ ♪
"NEW RULES," STOP PRAISING
GEORGE W. BUSH FOR HIS PAINTINGS
OF WOUNDED WARRIORS, IT WOULD BE
A NICE GESTURE EXCEPT HE'S THE
ONE WHO NT THEM.
[APPLAUSE]
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE PICASSO IF
YOU FOD OU HIS SUBJECTS
LOOKED LIKE THIS BECAUSE HE
FUCKED THEM UP.
NEW RULE, CONGRESS MUST
INVESTIGATE MY THEORY THAT SNOW
STORM FORECASTS ARE JUST A
SCHEME TO SELL BREAD.
[LAUGHTER]
FORGET TRUMP AND RUSSIA I WANT
TO KNOW IFEPPERIDGE FARM EVER
MET WITH JIM CANTORE.
[LAUGHTER]
NUMERAL, NOW THAT RUSSIA SAYS
KIDS UNDER 16 CAN'T SEE THE NEW
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST MOVIE
BECAUSE IT'S TOO GAY, THEY HAVE
TO TELL ME YOU MADE TOO GAY FOR
A MUSICAL?
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
THAT'S LIKE TOO STUPID FOR
WRESTLING.
BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS ABOUT A
CHICK WHO GETS HOT FOR A WILD
ANIMAL, THAT YOU'RE OKAY WITH?
A RUSSIA, YOU'RE GOOD TO TAKE
OUR MUSICALS, ALL OF THEM,
YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THEM.
IF CONSIDER IT'S PAYBA FOR YOU
GIVING US SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER.
[APPLAUSE]
NUMERAL, ELIODORA ESTALA THE
MEXICAN-AMERICAN MEN ARRESTED
FOR HAVING SEX WITH A CHAIN-LINK
FENCE...
[LAUGHTER]
HAS TO FIND AN EASIER WAY TO SAY
FUCK TRUMP AND HIS WALL.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
NUMERAL, THESE FAKE TAMPON
FLASKS
THAT'S A REAL THING DESIGNED
SO YOU CAN SMUGGLE BOOZE INTO
PLACES THAT IT'S NOT ALLOWED
MOST COME WITH A DIRECTORY TO
AA MEETINGS BECAUSE WHO SAYS TO
THEMSELVES I DON'T WANT TO
EMBARRASS THE KIDS BY OPENLY
DRINKING A COCKTAIL AT A SCHOOL
PLAY, I'LL JUST SIT OUT OF THIS
TAMPON.
[LAUGHTER]
AND FINALLY NEUTRAL IF YOU'RE
1 OF MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO
WERE AGREEING TO WORK AND
STARTED CELEBRATING
ST. PATRICK'S DAY AT
LUNCHTIME, STOP.
PUT ON THE GREEN BEER, TAKE OFF
THE SHIP TO ME I'M KISSED FACE
T-SHIRT, AS AN IRISH
AMERICAN, I MUST SAY THE
ASSOCIATION OF MY TRIBE TO THIS
DRUNKEN SLOB BEST IS GETTING A
LITTLELD.
THEN AND THERE, PUKED THAT.
IMAGINE IF WE CELEBRATED OTHER
ETHNIC GROUPS IN THE SAME WAY WE
DO THE IRISH ON
ST. PATRICK'S DAY COME UP WITH
THE WORST STEREOTYPE IS
REINFORCED.
WHAT WHAT IF FOR COLUMBUS DAY
EVERYONE WORE WIFE BEATERS AND
MOVED BACK IN WITH THEIR MOTHER?
WHAT IF DURING BLACK HISTORY
MONTH WE ALL BOUT LOTER WITH
FOOD STAMPS?
[APPLAUSE]
WANT TO FORSAKE HER TO MY WE ALL
WENT SWIMMING IN THE BLUE JEANSR
ROSH HASHANAH WE ALL WENT
OUT FOR CHINESE AND ARGUE
ABOUT THE BILL FOR AN HOUR.
[LAUGHTER]
WHAT IF FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR BUT
WE ALL MADE SOUP OUT OF
ENDANGERED SPECIES AND THEN GOT
IN OUR CARS AND DROVE LE SHIT?
FOLKS, WHEN MY
GRGRANDPARENTS ARRIVED IN
NEW YORK FROM IRELAND THEY WERE
GREATER THAN SIGNS IN SHOP
WINDOWS THAT SAID NO IRISH NEED
APPLY, NO ONE WOULD HIRE THE
IRISH PEOPLE WHICH IS WHY THEY
HAD TO FORM RIVERDANCE.
[LAUGHTER]
AND ALL THE THINGS SAID ABOUT
MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS IN AMERICA
TODAY RE SD ABOUT THE IRISH
THERE, THEY HAVE FUNNY ACCENTS,
THE EAT WEIRD FOOD, THEY HAVE AN
ODD RELIGION.
OF COURSE IN THEIR CASE IT'S ALL
TRUE.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT BRINGS US TO SOME
INTERESTING QUESTIONS, WHY DO
LIBERALS TREAT SOME MINORITIES
AS PROTECTIVE SPECIES BUT NOT
ALL QUICK TO MARKET WE SO
LAUGHING AT THE ASIAN DRIVER
JOKE
IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG IF YOUR
PARTICULAR CULTURE TO FEEL IT
EXTRA NOT GUILT BUT A COLLECTIVE
RESPONSIBILITY, EVEN IF YOU
DIDN'T DO SOMETHING BAD,
LIBERALS FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT
REPARATIONS, I'M FOR REPARATIONS
AND I PERSONALLY NEVER OWNED
SLAVES, CHECK MY TAXES.
[APPLAUSE]
IT'S BEEN AONG TIME SINCE
ANYONE IN AMERICA HELD BLACKS IN
UNPAID SERVITUDE IF YOU DON'T
COUNT COLLEGE SPORTS.
[APPLAUSE]
IF YOU'RE UNDER 30, YOU MIGHT
NOT REMEMBER BUT IN THE 70s
AND 80s, TERRORISM WASN'T A
MUSLIM THING, IT WAS ANRISH
THING.
BACK THEN THE BOMBS WERE GOING
OFF IN BELFAST NOT BAGHDAD AND
THE VIRGINS YOU MET IN HEAVEN
WERE NAMED KEVIN AND SHAWN.
[LAUGHTER]
AND IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE A
SCENARIO WHERE THE IRISH
TERRORISTS OF THAT ERA TRIED TO
GET AMERICA INVOLVED IN THEIR
WAR BY STRIKING HERE WHERE THEY
HAD A LOT OF FINANCIAL SUPPORT
FROM IRISH-AMERICANS, AND THEN
IRISH-AMERICANS LIKE ME MIGHT
HAVE BEEN THE ONES FACING
EXTREME PRINTING.
WHAT WOULD MY REACTION HAVE
BEEN?
I CAN'T SAY FORURE BUT I DON'T
THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HOW
DARE YOU EVEN SUSPECT ME?
BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THEY WERE
SUSPECTING ME.
AS LONG AS IT WAST TH
WITCH HUNT, MY RESPONSE WOULD
HAVE BEEN THESE ARE MY PEOPLE, I
SHOULD OWN THIS A LITTLE MORE
THAN THE NONIRISH GUY, I THINK
THERE ARE A LOT OF MUSLIMS TODAY
WHO FEEL EXACTLY THAT WAY.
THEIR VOICES ARE DROWNED OUT BY
LIBERALS SCREAMING ISLAMIC
FOLDER.
THERE WAS A DRAW THE PROPHET
CONTEST IN GARLAND, TEXAS, A FEW
YEARS AGO FOR VOCATIVEITHARK
YES.
YOU EITHER BELIEVE IN FREE
SPEECH OR YOU DON'T BRIDGE THIS
IS AMERICA, WERE SUPPOSED TO.
FORTUNATELY A COUPLE OF A STINT
A DETECTIVE WHEN THEY GOT SHOT,
A LOCAL MUSLIM RESIDENT NAMED
MOHAMMED JETPURI, THE EXTREMIST
GOD WAS COMING TO THEM, YOU
DON'T JUST SHOOT PEOPLE, I'M
GLAD THEY GOT KILLED.
SEE QUESTION MAY BE MUSLIM BUT
HE'S A REAL TEXAN.
[LAUGHTER]
ANY MUSLIM-AMERICAN I EVER
TALKED TO TOLD ME THE SAME THING
EVERY IMMIGRANT SAYS THAT THEY
ARE GLAD TY LEFT THE OLD
COUNTRY BEHIND AND CAME TO A
PLACE THAT'S BETTER, FREER, LESS
BEHOLDEN TO TRADITIONS.
I SAW A NEMA GOING AROUND THE
INTERNET LAST WEEK WHEN IT WAS
INTERNATIONAL WOMAN'S DAY AND IT
SAID A WOMAN SHOULD BE
WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS.
[APPLAUSE]
LIBERALS, YOU CAN APPLAUD THAT,
OR YOU CAN PRETEND THIS IS JUST
A FASHION TREND YOU JUST CAN'T
DO BOTH PROJECTS THAT'S OUR
SHOW, I'LL BE AT THE CIVIC
CENTER AND ALL COLUMBUS CITY
APRIL 9TH AND INTO BOYD MAY 7TH.
I WANT TO THANK ANDREW SULLIVAN,
BARNEY FRANK, JAKE TAPPER, JOIN
US ON YouTube, THANK YOU FOLKS
FOLKS.
[APPLAUSE]
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