到了吗 We there yet?
没有 No...
你这个没耐心的小婊砸 you impatient cunt.
有什么惊喜 So what's the surprise?
不告诉你 Not telling.
为什么 Why not?
因为这是惊喜啊傻逼 'Cause it's a fucking surprise.
惊喜就是不能告诉你啊 That's the whole point of a surprise.
如果告诉对方 You don't tell the other person 'cause then it just...
惊喜就毁了 it ruins the surprise.
可我不喜欢惊喜啊 But I don't like surprises.
这个你肯定喜欢 Well, you'll fucking like this one.
- 看看吧 - 你会喜欢这个的 - Yeah, we'll see. - You'll like this one.
看吧 Yeah, we'll see.
别看 Look the other way.
跑这么大老远 可不能毁了惊喜 I didn't come out this far for you to fuck it up.
闭上眼睛 扭过头 Close your eyes. Look the other way.
最好是什么好事 哥们 真的 This better be fucking good, mate, I tell you.
闭眼吧 Just close your eyes.
闭眼了 They're closed.
手拿出来 Put your hands out.
我靠 Get fucked.
- 嘿 - 不是吧 - Hey? - Fuck off.
现在喜欢惊喜了吗 Hey, you like surprises now, hey?
- 这是斯特林冲锋枪 - 不 是帕切特 - That's a Sterling. - No, that's a Patchett.
帕切特 Patchett?
是斯特林的改进型 比司登轻机枪还好 Better than a Sterling. Better than the Sten.
二战几乎就靠它赢了 Pretty much won us World War II
打爆脑袋不成问题 and it'll blow your fucking head off.
用这个干什么 What are you doing with them?
做水果沙拉 Gonna make some fruit salad.
别动 Stay.
你也别动 Stay too.
准备好了吗 You ready?
试试看 哥们 This is it, mate.
圣诞快乐咯 Merry fucking Christmas.
还有一个问题 All right, I've got another one for you.
嗯 Yeah.
你更爱爽的房事还是好吃的 Would you rather have great sex or great food?
- 好吃的 - 好无聊 - Great food. - Oh, that's boring.
民以食为天嘛 Well, you gotta eat.
但是吃饱了 Yeah, but if you're going to have the great food,
上床不爽了就 then you gotta have bad sex.
什么时候上床还能不爽 What's bad sex?
就是我和你一起的时候 Oh, that's the sex I have with you.
有趣有趣 Oh... very funny.
你要是想吃好吃的 All right, if you're gonna have the great food,
那你就必须 then you've gotta have...
和皱皱巴巴臭烘烘的老太太上床 bad sex with like some stinky, crusty old granny.
那我选择爽的房事 I'll have the great sex, then.
那你就没有好吃的了 Okay, but then you're gonna have the bad food.
没好吃的啥意思 What's bad food?
你不爱吃什么 I don't know. What's a food you don't like?
三明治 Sandwiches.
搞什么 居然不喜欢三明治 What do you... who doesn't like sandwiches?
- 老子就是不喜欢 - 什么意思 - I don't fucking like sandwiches. - What do you mean?
烤过的还行 生的不爱 I mean, toasted's all right but not fucking raw ones.
怎么有生三明治 Well, what is a raw sandwich?
没烤的啊 Well, not toasted.
就是硬面包加上凉凉的恶心东西 A bit of bread with some shit in it.
好吧 随便 Yeah, all right, fine. Okay...
要是选择爽 If you're gonna have the great sex then
那你就必须吃一辈子生三明治 you have to eat raw sandwiches for the rest of forever.
为什么不能一边吃三明治 How about I eat the sandwiches
一边爽 while I'm having the great sex?
可以啊 有何不可 Yeah, if you want. Sure, why not?
那我选择这个 All right, I'll do that then.
那样就注意不到三明治难吃了 Won't even notice.
鲍比 Bobby.
- 你好吗 - 嘿 - How you doing? - Hey.
- 你好吗 - 挺好的 - How you doing? - Yeah, good.
- 雷 达沃斯 - 你好吗 哥们 - Ray, Davros. - How you going, mate?
雷 So, Ray...
弗雷迪有没有说我为什么找你 did Freddy explain why I wanted to see you?
说了 Yeah.
你朋友怎么样了 So how is your friend?
- 好点了 - 是吗 - He's been better. - Yeah?
好 Right.
听说他昏迷了 I heard he was in a coma.
生活就是这样 不能太往心里去 That's the way it goes, eh? No hard feelings.
恐怕还得往心里去 Well, I'm afraid there are hard feelings.
其实 有好多要往心里去的 Quite a lot of hard feelings, actually.
是吗 Are there?
所以我们要聊一聊 That's why we're having this chat.
你不能随便打我的手下 You can't go around bashing my guys.
但是你们随便打我朋友啊 不是吗 But your guys can go around bashing my friends, can they?
我们并不知道 Look, we had no idea you were friends
他们打的是你朋友 with the guy that got bashed.
我知道你和弗雷迪是朋友 I know you and Freddy are friends.
弗雷迪的话 我的手下 And out of respect for Freddy, my guys wouldn't have done
要是知道就不会那么做了 what they did had they known.
如果他们明知故犯 If they did...
我会亲自把他们打进医院 I would have put them in the hospital myself.
你知道我和弗雷迪是老铁吗 Did you know Freddy and I are family?
他现在知道了 He does now.
现在知道了 He does now.
很好 Good.
那么 Well...
我们现在都了解情况了 所以 we all know where we stand now, so...
可以了 we're good.
对吧 Right?
起来 Come on. Get up.
快起来 Get up there.
以后 In the future...
如果有什么问题 if there is a problem...
不要不打招呼就动手 you won't go off half cocked.
你好好管好手下就行了 You just keep your guys in line, mate, okay?
这样我就不会替你出手了 And then I won't have to do it for you.
幸会 Nice to meet you.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
想都别想 Don't even think about it.
相信我 别动这个念头 Trust me. Don't even think about it.
传给我 Pass it to me!
快 快点 Go, go, go. Keep it moving.
出来 出来 Come out, come out.
贝拉 这边 Bella, Bella, over here.
布兰 布兰妮 Hey, Britt. Brittany.
科里 Corey.
但是虽然 But even though there are lots
锹形虫有许多种类 of different types of stag beetles,
许多正面临着失去生态环境的威胁 many are facing a loss of habitat that is threatening...
- 这什么 - 虫虫对决 - What's that? - Bug Versus Bug.
超爱 I'm obsessed with it.
昨晚讲的是两个蜘蛛 Last night they had two spiders.
一个是跳蜘蛛 They had this like, jumping spider
一个是喷液蜘蛛 and this spitting spider.
跳蜘蛛 攻击了另一只 And the jumping spider, he attacks the other one...
跳上去 他闪开了 - and jumps on him, but he misses. - Mm.
然后喷液蜘蛛 And the spitting spider,
喷出了一种 he then shoots out this kind of like...
这帮傻子做什么呢 What are these idiots doing?
聊得还挺开心 Having a good old fucking chit-chat.
艹 又来了 Oh, fuck, here we go.
- 你有病吧 傻逼 - 我有什么病 - What's your problem, dick head? - What's my problem...
我要给尝尝这个 - Ah! - I'll fucking give you one of those,
- 小傻逼 - 雷 - you fucking little turd. - Ray!
赶紧跑吧 小娘们 Yeah, you better run, you fucking cocksucker.
是吧 是吧 Hey? Hey?
胆小鬼快跑吧 Yeah, fucking run, you little bitch.
- 怎么了 - 搞什么啊 - What? - What the fuck?
进车里 亲爱的 快 Just get in the car, love. Get in.
要喝茶吗 You want a cuppa?
当然 来一杯 Uh, yeah, sure.
我们能谈谈吗 Hey, can we talk?
说吧 怎么了 Yeah, what's up?
今天和那些人发生的事 What happened today with those guys...
有点让我不能释怀 it's kind of really bothering me.
嗯 Mm.
嗯 Um...
我的意思是 我知道他们是故意找麻烦但是 I mean, I know they were being assholes but...
嗯 Mm.
你当时过于鲁莽 Like, you were really violent...
让我有些担心 and it bothers me.
我能怎么办 What was I supposed to do?
我只是 I just...
觉得你至少可以 feel like you could have...
试着和那些家伙谈谈 you could have at least tried to talk to the guy,
你知道吗 you know?
也许可以试着 Maybe tried to...
缓和局势 defuse the situation.
是啊 Yeah.
那样的话他的同伙 That would have given his partner
就从车里出来了 time to get out of the car.
然后我就得对付两个混球 And then I'm dealing with two assholes instead of one.
单打独斗 I mean, one on one...
我自然没问题 但是 yeah, sure. But, uh...
一打二 风险就有点太高了 two on one, it's just too risky.
而且你在场 我不希望你受伤 And you were there, I don't want you getting hurt, so...
当然 没错 也对 Sure. Right, yeah.
这样你满意了吗 Okay?
满意了 Yep.
谢谢你 麦克斯 谢谢你 Yeah, well, thank you, Max. Thank you.
呃 Um...
雷 Ray.
如果要算起来 How many, uh...
你估摸着你大概 how many people, if you had to guess,
打过了多少人 how many people would you say that you've assaulted?
得有一大堆 Heaps.
你对此作何感想 And how do you feel about that?
还好 他们是自找的 所以 Fine. They had it coming, so...
那他们干什么了 And what did they do?
那要看情况 Oh, it depends. Uh...
我这个人比较看重人与人之间的尊重 I mean, I'm pretty big on, just respect, so...
如果你尊重我 我也会尊重你 like, if you respect me, I respect you.
如果你要挑衅 那就没什么好说的了 You know, if you don't, we got a problem.
那我们来谈谈你近期的伤人事件 Well, let's talk about the most recent assault.
打了两个青少年的那次 The one with the two youths.
不 我就打了一个 No, well, I only bashed one of them...
而且 and um...
他们老大不小 大概都二十多了 they weren't youths. They were, like, in their 20s.
那我们就暂且叫他们年轻人 Well, let's call them young men then.
那好 Ah, yeah, so...
我当时正和我的女儿走在街上 I was walking down the street with me daughter and...
然后这两个人走过来 撞了她一下 these two guys come along, bumped into her,
她当时手上拿了个冰激淋 一撞 and she had an ice cream, and...
就掉下来了 you know, dropped her ice cream and...
然后你就打了他 So you assaulted him?
其实 Well...
不是这样 在那之后他们开始骂街 no, they started... then they started swearing...
我女儿才八岁 所以 and she's only eight, so...
所以你就打了他 So you bashed him...
当时你女儿就站在旁边 while your daughter was just standing there?
不 她不在场 No, not while she was standing there.
我之后去找的他 I bashed him later.
事后你感觉怎么样 Okay, well, how did you feel afterwards?
在这些纠纷结束之后 After it was... after it all happened?
挺好 Fine.
你享受打人的感觉吗 Do you enjoy hitting people?
我倒不会说我享受打人的感觉 I wouldn't say I enjoy hitting people.
而且我打人 You know, if I hit somebody
一般都是有充分的理由的 I generally got a pretty good reason.
你认为你的理由是正当的 And you think you had a good reason?
我刚不就是这么说的吗 Didn't I just say that?
你再给我说说理由是什么来着 So can you remind me again what that reason was?
他们犯浑 Well, they were being assholes.
这个世界上的混蛋到处都是 雷 The world is full of assholes, Ray,
你知道吗 you do realize that?
你知道为什么吗 Yeah and you know why?
为什么 Why?
因为人们对他们的行为坐视不管 'Cause people let them get away with it.
如果你进了监狱 See, if you were in jail, right?
你招惹别人 And you fucked with somebody,
你不尊重别人 you disrespect somebody,
你可能小命就没了 you can end up dead.
你的行为是由后果的 There's consequences.
但是在现实世界里 But out here in the real world...
你不用承担后果 There's no consequences.
对吗 Right?
下次那两个刺头儿再走在街上的时候 So next time these two pricks are walking down the street
心里再冒出来 我们不如 and they start thinking, "Oh, we might go
皮一把惹别人一下这种念头 and fuck with somebody."
心里就会掂量着点 They're gonna think twice about it...
这样对所有人都有好处 which is good for everybody.
所以在你看来 So in your mind...
你是维持了社会秩序 you've done society a favor.
没错 Yeah.
那么代表人类社会 Well, I guess on behalf of society,
我得谢谢你 I should say thank you.
史蒂夫 我们上次聊过之后 Steve, how are, uh...
你家里的情况怎么样 how're things at home since we last spoke?
- 进来吧 - 总算来了 - Here you go. - It's about time.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
- 嘿 - 这是布鲁斯和艾莉 - Hey. - Bruce, Ally.
你好 伙计 Gidday, mate.
- 很高兴认识你 - 你还好吗 亲爱的 - Nice to meet you. - How you going, love?
很好 多谢关心 Yeah, good. Good, thanks.
布丽特 你最好打声招呼 Britt, you wanna...
- 嗨 - 你好 布丽特 - Hi. - Hello, Brittany.
- 我是艾莉 - 很高兴认识你 - I'm Ally. - Nice to meet you.
我也一样 Nice to meet you too.
你爸爸告诉我你 Your dad tells me you're a bit of a legend
- 打篮球很厉害 - 还行吧 - on the netball court. - I'm okay.
还行 我觉得不止 Okay? I'm sure you're better than okay.
你想要来看看我的屋子吗 Do you wanna come see my room?
当然 我很乐意 领路吧 Sure, I'd love to. Lead the way.
- 就在这里 - 好的 - It's over here. - Okay.
好姑娘啊 Top shelf.
她是怎么落到你手里的 How'd she end up with you?
- 一定是走投无路了 -嗯哼 - She must be desperate. - Mm-hmm.
- 这是你做的吗 - 是的 - Did you do that? - Yeah.
太棒了 That is awesome.
- 这是帕特里克 - 你好 帕特里克 - This is Patrick. - Oh, hello, Patrick.
他的鬃毛很漂亮 很漂亮的马 Oh, he's got a lovely mane. He's very beautiful.
你要嫁给我爸爸吗 Are you gonna marry my dad?
呃 Um...
呃 Uh...
你猜怎么着 事实上我也不清楚 Do you know what? Actually, I don't know.
- 好吧 - 好吧 - Okay. - Okay.
你知不知道我爸爸之前见过真的独角兽 Did you know that my dad's seen a real unicorn before?
- 是吗 - 真的 - Has he? - Mm-hmm.
他说他是在蓝山看到的 He said he saw it in the Blue Mountains.
哇哦 Okay. Wow.
我们一定要去那找找看 We're gonna go to look for one.
是吗 Right.
你想来吗 Do you wanna come?
我当然想去 那样就太好了 Yes, I would love to come. That would be great.
那好 就这么定了 Okay, cool.
就这么定了 Okay, cool.
你去哪了 Where have you been?
去买烟了 Run out of smokes.
嗯 Mm.
那是什么味道 What's that smell?
什么味 What smell?
说不好 就是那种 I don't know, it's like a...
像是化学品 it's like a burning sort of...
燃烧的味道 chemically sort of smell.