他说 He said.
我就搬进去 把它变成你的家 I'll just move in and make it your home.
实际上 actually,
我可以 I can.
它叫蹲 It's called squatting.
这是违法的 That's against the law,
所以你是一个违法者 so you are a lawbreaker.
不完全是 Not really,
我现在可以在这里吃饭了我的前男友把我绑在隔壁的电箱里 I can get meal here now I had my ex boyfriend tied me into the electric box next door,
所以我可以在这个地方增加17个等离子体 so I can power up the seventeen plasmas in this place.
你也在偷电 You're stealing electricity as well.
你没有羞耻心 You have no shame.
你结婚了吗 Are you married,
先生 Mr?
是的 Yes,
我幸福地结婚了 I am happily married.
我给你做个交易 I'll make you a deal.
你让我呆在这里 直到你找到一个足够愚蠢的人来买这个地方 You let me stay here until you find someone dumb enough to buy this place,
我让你每周来一次 and I'll let you come here once a week.
事实上 In fact,
我 me.
这是疯狂的 view that's insane,
我告诉过你 I told you.
我幸福地结婚了 I am happily married.
没有人幸福地结婚 Nobody is happily married.
他只是扇了他一耳光 It was only slapped him across the face,
不是拉拽的标志 not yanked logo.
你让她又打了我一巴掌 You have her slapped me again.
每天多短的时间 Just how short a day can cut out.
我的家伙是零容忍的泽西海岸 My guy is zero Tolerance Jersey Shore.
什么是 What's ever,
是的 yeah,
不可能 no way the idea,
然而 however,
我们像我一样结婚了 we married release as I am,
然后你拿出你的大 and then you pull out your big,
我认为应该是这样的 and I think that it should go like that.
他回到了后院 He goes back yard.
这太疯狂了 That's insane,
我告诉过你我婚姻幸福 然后我说没有人幸福地结婚 I told you I'm happily married and then I say nobody's happily married,
然后他说 and then he says,
我是 I am.
然后我拍了马尔科夫过程 Then I slapped Markov process.
因为它说我先打了他 然后 Because it says that I slap him first and then,
他说 he says,
然后我说没有人会幸福地结婚 and then I say nobody is happily married,
她说 she says.
我是 I am,
哦 oh,
然后我抓住了我的时间 因为我要去找他 then I caught my time as I was going to have him.
你现在已经侵犯了它 You have assaulted it now.
所以我必须要像我组织得很好一样 so I was going to have to be like I am well organized is again again.
Ouzo Ouzo.
对于顶端 For the top,
这不是一个女孩的愿望 it's not the kind of like a girl's wish.
你知道的最后一件事 Last thing you know.
嘿 Hey,
迈克 Mike,
你能在这行吗 can you please write in the line?
我所能做的一切 至少让我面对的是生活对你的打击到底是什么 and all that I can slap makes face at least what is life slapping you really hard?
所以现在我只想提前道歉 So right now I just want to apologize in advance.
有点像二月 It's kind of a February.
她得到了一个很棒的鸡块和一个扳机 She got a great chicken nuggets and a trigger.
伯纳德应该在我后面自由加工 Bernard should free machining following me.
然后 And then,
如果你知道 if you knew it,
好了 alright,
很好 excellent.
我不知道 I didn't know it.
嗯 Well.
我觉得这很有趣 I thought that was kind of interesting.
我是你自己的 I was your own.
我是一个范围 I was a range,
当然 of course,
会变成蓝色 would make blue.
他是对的 He was right,
可能会更好 it could be better.
有这种行为吗 Did this behavior?
你想对家庭观众做评论或观察 Comments or observations you'd like to make to the home viewer.
你要我们离开吗 Do you want us to go away?
好的 Okay,
这很好 that's good.
在我们离开之前 让我们离得更近些 Let's get closer to disperse before we go away.
追求 Pursuit.
我被打瞎了 I was struck blind.
只要把雾弄出来 就能让他们找到一种似乎最受欢迎的方式 Just knock out the fog helps get them one of the way that seems to be a favorite.
很好 Excellent.
我们的地区和 Our area and.
是的 Yes,
无线电技术是一个很好的观察 radio skills as an excellent observation.
实际上 Actually,
不 no,
这些是洞穴壁画 these are cave drawings.
说什么 Put about?
给我一个在苹果内部的东西 Here give me that just gives us within Apple.
他为什么这么做 Why did he do?
我在幕后训练 I'm training behind the scene.
我是在镜头前拍摄的 I was the shooting in front of the scenes,
但是现在我的镜头切换到了这个镜头 but now the scenes over I've switched to this camera.
这是幕后的故事 Here's the behind the scenes.
如果你和色情演员一起去看戏 if you're wandering with porn actors do after the scene.
当那家伙在脸上跳来跳去 或者知道这个女孩没有带着他的精子回家的时候 After the guy hopped along on the face right or know the girl is not going home with his sperm on her face,
她正在打扫卫生 she is cleaning it up with.
红唇你知道哪里是正确的 Red lips you know where exist right.
如果她不这么做 我很抱歉 I'm sorry if she doesn't,
她只是不想说话 she just doesn't want to speak.
她最近尝到了奥地利的精液 She's recently tasted Austrian semen.
那将会是非常令人痛苦的 That's gotta be very traumatizing.
没关系 It's okay,
你走 You go,
洗个澡 谢谢你的出色工作 take a shower and thank you for a wonderful job.
是的 Yeah.
把它给我 Give it to me.
是的 Yeah.
这是一种卑鄙的行为 Flagitious.
嗯 Huh?
我想我明白了 I think I got it.
日期 Dates.
我问他你觉得现在是什么约会 I was asking him What do you think this is a date now?
为了我们 For us.
微笑 Smile.
这就是我为一磅水果所做的 This is what I do for a pound of fruit.
你在想 You're wondering,
为什么人们会像酷刑一样做爱 why do people have sex like its torture?
然而 你将会和它的时间发生性关系 Yet you're going to have sex to its hours.
对我来说 for me,
海丝特可以等一等 Hester could wait.
我总是说你想输 I'm always going to say you want to lose anymore,
所以我很抱歉 so I'm sorry.
哦 Oh,
在那里 there.
我要给一个好女孩的女孩现在在网上 Any I'll give a girl who's a good girl is now online.
你还可以留着指甲 You can still keep your nails.
你什么也没做 You did nothing.
是的 Yes,
我是日托所 I'm you know daycare,
相信我 trust me,
相信并相信很多人 trust and believe lots of guys out there.
关心的女人已经死了 你的头发已经死了 care females are dead and your hair is dead.
至少当我听到的时候 几乎是时间 At least when I hear is almost time.
他就是你这样的人 He's someone the way you do.
当它的下一群人生活的时候 As soon as its next crowd of people lives.
为什么这在非洲的周二晚上如此忙碌 而好莱坞却一直在赚钱呢 Why is this so fucking busy on African Tuesday night and Hollywood been earning close?
无家可归者的避难所离正在发生的事情很近吗 Is the homeless shelter close to what's going on?
如果你一开始就有一群人 If you start out any kind of people cavalcade,
你想告诉我们我们在哪里 you want to tell us where we are.
我们在好莱坞 We are in Hollywood.
忙碌的蜜蜂 The busy bee,
这很好 which has awesome,
为各种形状 大小和性别而关闭 closed for all shapes and sizes and genders.
这是很好的性别 It's excellent genders.
是的 Yes,
是的 yeah,
他们有适合各种大小和工作的男孩和女孩的东西 they have things for boys and girls of all sizes and jobs.
你会有她的 You're going to have her.
我想在几小时后购物 因为我要这样做 I am trying to shop after hours because I'm gonna diva like that,
我不关心别人的日程安排 and I don't care about anybody else's schedules.
显然 apparently,
这个可怜的小男孩正试图回家而不是被解雇 and this poor unsuspected boy is just trying to go home and not get fired,
显然我不关心 which apparently I don't care about,
所以我要做我想做的事 试着买衣服 买它们 so I'm just going to do what I want to do and try and clothes and buy them.
然后我为他感到难过和做爱 And then I feel sorry for him and have sex.
这才是最重要的 That's what happens important.
是的 yes.
这很有趣 Pretty much and it's kind of funny,
因为我想我之前可能已经做过了 because I think I may have actually done this before.
在其他外国电影中 In other foreign movies,
可能只有几次 maybe just a few times,
我敢肯定 在一家服装店有过性行为 I'm pretty sure that there was sex in a clothing store.
我并不是最具独创性的人 I'm not the most original guy just so you know,
不 no,
你知道那不是什么 you know what it wasn't.
确切的设置现在在其他地方 the exact setup now here somewhere else.
这真的是给我们讲了一个故事 It was a really tell us a story.
英国人在好莱坞的名字 British guys names in Hollywood.
是的 Yeah,
这是一个很脆的棕色的家伙 你站起来 搬到好莱坞去 it's a crispy brown guys and you get up and move to Hollywood.
我有一匹马 I do you have a horse,
你有性交 you had intercourse,
我承认我以前没有和这位先生发生过性行为 admitted I have not engaged in sexual activities with this gentleman before.
你担心的是 And there's something you're fearing,
或者你同意吗 or are you ok with it?
我没有恐惧 I have no fear.
哦 Oh.
哦 Oh,
是的 yeah.
他可以看看他妈的我们 He could look in the fucking us.
两者都有 Both.
你从来没见过一只俄罗斯熊 Brutish Russian bear you never seen a Russian bear might be.
我已经 I already.
直到提名都在上升 Until the nominations are moving up the ladder.
但那好 But that alright,
从字面上来说 literally,
我需要你给我一分钟的吹气工作 I need you to give me one minute blow job.
去传教士保罗 going to Missionary Paulo.
放下一个包袱 drop a load,
无论谁对新软件不感兴趣 但帕蒂学校的时代 whatever sort of who don't get excited with the new software but Patty School years,
现在是15分钟 我很喜欢 and it's fifteen minutes and I'm like well.
是的 Yeah.
回到桥上 So back to the bridge,
我喜欢你所拥有的 所以Vj I love what you have so V J.
然后 他们又回到传教士传教士的身边 然后没有一个背包落在脸上 周围挂着那些好嘴巴 但不喜欢数学 Then they stroll back up at a missionary missionary and then have no a backpack drop back down in the face hangs around what about those good mouth but didnt like math.
你们 You guys,
你们 you guys,
好的 OK,
但是我需要一个星期五的老人他们都是阳光 but I need old Man Friday they were all the sunlight.
那老人用他自己的旧东西换了 The old man traded in his old his own.
树上的数字 Figures on a tree.
好的 OK,
所以你知道 so you know,
我们在做WADA的工作 we're doing WADA V J.
有一分钟的时间影响了一分钟的传教士 One minute affected a missionary one minute to drop on the day.
20秒 Twenty seconds here,
传教士一分钟来了 在嘴巴里的同志们 missionary one minute have come the comrades in the same position in the mouth.
是的 Yeah,
除非你能把她的头往后推 unless you can put her head back further,
所以我想说 so I'm going to say there you go,
就是这样 that's it.
这就是我所说的 That's what I'm talking about.
不管怎样 你还是站了起来 So you got up that way anyway,
然后再回到宇宙 and then coming back down Universe,
我们得到了所有这些 where we got all that.
我知道这一点 I knew that lower.
玛丽亚和滚动行动 Maria and from rolling action.
伊莉莎 Eliza.
我要说 I'm going to say.
快 Quick.
这是电影的结尾 This is the end of the movie.
对我来说 这是电影里的最后一幕 I mean for me this last scene in the movie.
那么 你对这里的家有什么要说的 So what do you have to say to the home here?
别打断我 我有你知道 Don't break that I have you know,
吉姆 Jim,
女孩们 Girls,
我一直在等待你的梦想 I have been waiting your dream.
女孩和 girls and.
在我的电影里 他没有钢条 By my movie he has not steel bar.
是的 Yeah.
因为你知道你有权利祈祷 Because you know you got right to pray exactly,
我一定要买酒 I gotta buy liquor exactly.
你想要记录下来 You'd like to go on record,
如果你没有在二千零一十一个鸟类奖中获得最好的新星 saying that if you don't win best new starlet at the two thousand and eleven avian awards,
没有上帝 只有安拉 there is no God but Allah.
谢谢 Thank you.