天啊 又开始了 Oh, Lord, not today.
卡尔文 你好 Hey, Calvin, greetings...
来自未来的问候 from the future.
再见 从现在开始 Goodbye... from the now.
就是试试这个小车 Just checking out this sweet ride
好确保葛罗弗的安全 to make sure it's safe for Grover.
你摔屁股蹲了吗 Have you fallen on your ass yet?
还没有 Not yet.
好吧 我还有几分钟时间 Oh, well, then, looks like I have a few minutes.
我总是先试试玩具再给葛罗弗 Now, I always test out Grover's toys before I give them to him.
我吞过各种尺寸的乐高玩具 I've swallowed every size Lego there is
确认它们不会带来窒息风险 to make sure they're not a choking hazard.
结果发现有些会的 Turns out, some of them are.
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戴夫 我得去上班了 如果你要摔倒的话 Dave, I got to get to work, so if you're gonna fall,
就赶紧摔吧 you know, let's make it happen.
翻译 歌谣 吃冰棒 布塔 累 幽冥部落
事实上 Well, actually,
我开始掌握窍门了 I'm starting to get the hang of this thing.
比看上去容易多了 It's a lot easier than it looks!
校对 elingbow
戴夫 小心 Dave, watch out!
时间轴 西·查
兄弟你没事吧 Hey, man, are you all right?
后期 累
没事 不过 Yes, but...
你看到路上那个白痴了吗 Did you see that idiot out there?
看到了 那辆超速的车差点撞到他 Yeah, that speeding car almost hit him.
总监 纠错请发邮箱443980856@qq.com 谢谢~
你确定没事吧 Are you sure you're okay?
我没事 谢谢 Yeah, I'm-I'm fine, thanks.
很好 我上班迟到了 不过 Well, good. Well, look, I'm late for work, but, um,
非常值得 this was totally worth it.
东邻西舍 第二季 第二十一集
戴夫 Oh, hey, Dave.
卡尔文 我需要你签名 Hey, Calvin. I need your signature.
我说过了 咱们在红花餐厅 I told you, I am not autographing
那张合照我是不会签的 that picture of us at Benihanas.
不是为了那个 I'm not here for that.
但跟你说下 同桌其他人都签了字 But FYI, everyone else at the table signed it.
不好意思 戴夫 Look, I'm sorry, Dave.
我不让卡尔文签任何东西 I don't want Calvin signing anything.
我还在想办法让他退出那家破唱片俱乐部 I'm still trying to get him out of that damn record club.
三年再买二十张唱片 Three years and 20 more CDs,
就可以免会费了 and I'm scot-free.
其实 昨天那件事之后 Well, you know, actually, after yesterday,
我决定想办法对付超速驾驶 I decided to do something about all the speeders.
发现有个新的导航应用程序 It's turns out there's a new navigation app
让车子往我们街区里开以避开交通堵塞 that's sending cars down our street to beat the traffic.
知道吗 我用过这种玩意 You know, I used one of those things once.
那个蠢玩意让我开车穿过某人的后院 The stupid thing told me to drive through someone's backyard.
但好的一面是 我节省了三分钟 But on the plus side, I saved about three minutes.
我做了些调查 Well, you know, I did soem research,
如果这条街上所有人都给我签名 and the city will put in a speed bump
市里会给安装减速带 if I get a signature from everyone on the street.
你是我的第一站 You're my first stop.
也是你最后一站 And your last one.
一个白人在这个街区 A white guy going door-to-door for signatures
挨家挨户要签名 in this neighborhood?
你真可爱 戴夫 Nice knowing you, Dave.
卡尔文想说的是 What Calvin is trying to say--
这里的人都怕被骗 people around here are a little suspicious of getting scammed.
有一次德韦恩·威尔逊以为签名能免费看HBO You know? Dwayne Wilson thought he was signing up
最后进了海军陆战队 for free HBO and ended up in the Marines.
可怜的混蛋刚混成上校 Poor bastard just made colonel.
如果挨家挨户敲门行不通 Well, if door-to-door isn't gonna work,
我该怎么办 what should I do?
首先 如果你想让这里的人签名 Well, first, if you want people to sign anything around here,
你得赢得他们的信任 you got to earn their trust.
我该怎么做 Well, how do I do that?
因人而异 戴夫 Well, I mean, they're all individuals, Dave.
比如 特雷喜欢谈论体育 For example, Trey likes to talk about sports
或者抱怨亲子鉴定有时不准 and how paternity tests can be wrong sometimes.
老金小姐喜欢谈论宾果游戏牌 她的花园 And Old Miss Kim likes talking about Bingo, her garden
还有她诱人的乳波 and how her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
不管你聊什么 And whatever you do,
别问小哈彻特[小斧]她这绰号怎么来的 do not ask Little Hatchet how she got her nickname.
或者她为什么离婚 Or why she got a divorce,
不过这两个其实是一回事 but they're basically both the same story.
这么多信息我有点消化不了 Man, it sounds like I've bit off more than I can chew.
就像那次吞了乐高消防员一样 This is that Lego fireman all over again.
戴夫 请大家过来吧 Dave, just invite everybody over,
给他们点吃的 他们会签字的 give them some food, and they'll sign.
成功的关键就是 It'll only work if you do one thing.
喂他们鲶鱼和玉米面包 Feed 'em catfish and cornbread.
为什么 Why that?
因为我现在就想吃这口 Because that's what I'm in the mood for.
小葛 Hey, G-man,
你在干什么 what are you doing?
用意念踢球 Just playing soccer in my head.
我刚进球了 Hey, I just scored!
我以前经常用意念大法 Well, I used to pretend like that in my head.
不过脑子里是女孩子 不是足球 Except instead of soccer, it was girls.
但是 你从没得过分[上过床] Yeah, but you never scored.
草坪就在你面前 So, why are you just pretending to play
为什么还要假装踢球 when you got this whole lawn right here?
因为我爸差点被车撞了 Since my dad almost got hit by a car,
所以我妈不准我在街边玩 my mom won't let me play near the street.
她简直疯了 She's being crazy.
不 她不过是想谨慎一点 怕你出事 No, I just think she's being cautious and protective.
不是 她确实疯了 你看 No, she's being crazy. Watch.
葛罗弗 我跟你说了要待在门廊上 Grover, I told you to stay on the porch!
杰玛 你跑得比声音还快 Wow, Gemma. You got here before your voice did.
抱歉 我怕葛罗弗受伤 Sorry. I'm just so worried about Grover getting hurt.
你也知道 街上车来车往的 You know, with all the cars zipping up and down the street.
是啊 我们能理解 Yeah, we get it.
我们妈妈过去也是整天担心 Our mom was afraid of a lot of stuff, too.
我们的童年有一半时间都在关禁闭 We spent half our childhood locked up
就像葛罗弗被禁闭在门廊上一样 like Grover here in porch jail?
不管是地震还是有狗经过 她都把我们扔在门廊 Yeah, she put us in there for earthquakes, pit bulls,
或是没有冰淇淋的冰淇淋车开过来的时候 that guy with the ice cream truck that never had any ice cream.
我们准备去帕萨迪纳集市看看 Well, hey, we are going to check out the Pasadena fair.
我们带上葛罗弗吧 Why don't you let us take Grover with us?
可以吗 妈妈 求你了 Can I, Mom, please?
我不知道 I don't know.
你们能不能保证不做危险的事 Do you promise not to do anything dangerous?
绝对不会 Oh, absolutely.
我保证我们会 I guarantee we will have
玩得无趣 安全又无聊 a no-fun, danger-free super-boring time.
我都不知道还想不想去了 Uh, I'm not sure I want to go anymore.
小家伙 闭嘴 我们在帮你解围 Hey, zip it, kid, we're trying to break you out.
自从上次威尔逊上校从伊拉克回来 I haven't seen this much of the block in one place
就没见过这么多人聚在一起了 since Colonel Wilson got home from Iraq.
大家都很喜欢我的食物 And everyone is loving my food.
没人发现鲶鱼其实是豆腐做的 No one's even noticed that the catfish is actually tofu.
味道不对劲 This ain't right.
卡尔文 你说得对 这种方式简直是完美 Calvin, you were right. This was the perfect way
能让整条街的人商量减速带的事情 to get the whole street on board for the speed bump.
我能说什么呢 戴夫 我们都是自己人 What can I say, Dave? These are my people.
我爱他们 他们也爱我 I love them, and they love me.
闪开 沙雕 Out of the way, jackass.
-他是谁 -沃尔特 - Who's that? - Oh, that's Walter.
住在我家另一边的混蛋 That's the jerk that lives on the other side of me.
我白天从来没见过他出门 Oh, man, I've never seen him outside of the house before.
是啊 因为他只在晚上出来 Yeah, because he only comes out at night,
就像蝙蝠和吸血鬼一样 like bats and vampires.
既然大家都来了 我们开始吧 Well, now that everybody's here, let's... let's get started.
请大家注意 Okay, uh, if I could have everyone's attention, please.
画架 他是要讨论减速带还是要画减速带 An easel? Is he gonna talk about a speed bump or paint one?
戴夫喜欢做报告 Dave loves giving presentations.
有回我问他为什么 One time I asked him why,
他做了个十分钟的报告来回答 and he answered with a ten-minute presentation.
我不想占用你们太多时间 Okay, now, I don't want to take too much of your time,
所以我就直说了 so I'll just get right to it.
帕萨迪纳市 Pasadena.
圣加布里埃尔山谷中的明珠 Jewel of the San Gabriel Valley.
建立于1874年 但是 Established in 1874, but, you know,
奇怪的是 直到 oddly, not incorporated until...
你还要唠叨多久 How long is this gonna take?
我今天和一位绅士有安排 I have plans with a gentleman tonight,
我希望他的行为不要太"绅士" and I'm hoping he's not gonna be a gentleman.
是啊 Yeah.
从现在开始到周五之间 我还要装有线电视呢 And I got a cable guy coming between now and Friday.
戴夫 你最好快点 Dave, you-you may want to speed this up.
明白了 好的 Yeah, got it. Okay, uh,
跳过工业革命 skipping the Industrial Revolution,
泰坦尼克号沉没 一战 the sinking of the Titanic, uh, World War I...
汽车 The automobile.
我走了 I'm out.
就算免费吃饭也不值 It's not worth the free food.
我可以早点过来 I can come over earlier.
该走了 Got to go.
等等 大家等一下 Okay. All right, hold up, everybody.
别这样 Come on now.
我也和你们一样想躲开戴夫 I want to walk out on Dave just as much as you do,
但是 其实他有重要的事要说 but he actually has something important to say.
比这块鲜肉还重要吗 More important than this sweet piece of meat right here?
好吧 各位 Okay, all right, guys.
我们都看到了 Look, we've all seen how fast
我们街上的车跑得有多快 these cars have been going down our streets.
我觉得我们该做点什么了 And I think it's time we do something about it.
-没错 -你说得对 - That's true. - You got a point.
-确实是 -过来 戴夫 - That is true. - Hey, come on out here, Dave.
过来 过来 Come on now. Come on now.
谢谢 卡尔文 Thank you, Calvin, and, look,
我就不废话了 I'll-I'll cut right to the chase.
-引用亨利·福特的话 -这么说吧 - To quote Henry Ford... - Oh, you know what?
引用卡尔文·巴特勒的话 签字就可以走 To quote Calvin Butler, if you sign, you can leave.
那油炸泡菜怎么样 So, how's that deep-fried pickle?
很恶心 It's pretty disgusting.
有些东西就不该裹粉插在棍子上 Some things should not be battered and put on a stick.
油炸黄油 Deep-fried butter.
我们可以去坐那个云霄飞车吗 Can we go on that roller coaster?
抱歉 小伙子 我们答应了你妈 Sorry, little man. We promised your mom
不做任何危险的事 we wouldn't do anything dangerous.
而且刚才在宠物动物园已经冒过险了 And we already pushed our luck with the petting zoo.
那只侏儒山羊想吃我的外套 That pygmy goat tried to eat my jacket.
要不咱们去坐摩天轮吧 Hey, how about we go on the Ferris wheel?
摩天轮 那是这里最逊的东西了 Ferris wheel? That's the lamest ride here.
那我们可以去弹跳屋 Well, we can go back to the bounce house.
如果你保证会小心 And if you promise to be careful,
这次我们可以让你跳 this time we'll let you jump.
好吧 还是去坐摩天轮吧 Fine, we'll go on the stupid Ferris wheel.
你们真没劲 But you guys are boring.
这孩子不如以前可爱了 That kid's not as cute as he used to be.
谢谢 Thank you.
非常感谢 Oh, thank you so much.
好 请签名 Yeah, good. Oh, here you go.
你确定这不是海军陆战队招募 Now, you sure this not for the Marines?
去参加海军陆战队 You'd be a lot safer joining the Marines
都远比今晚去金小姐家安全 than going over to Miss Kim's tonight.
我知道 请为我祈祷 I know. Pray for me.
谢谢你挺我 卡尔文 Hey, thanks for backing me up, Calvin.
每个人都签了请愿书 Everyone's signing the petition.
我觉得没什么比我们的社区安全 Well, nothing's more important to me
更重要的事了 than the safety of our neighborhood.
为了保护孩子们 我做什么都可以 I'll do anything to protect these kids.
沃尔特 麻烦你 Oh, hey, Walter. If you could just sign
在最后一个位置上签字 on the last spot right there.
我很乐意 Oh, yeah, I'd... I-I'd be happy to
只要卡尔文同意把他的围栏从我的地盘上弄走 if Calvin finally agrees to move his fence off of my property.
戴夫 我尽力了 Well, Dave, we tried.
卡尔文 这是怎么回事 Hey, Calvin, what was that all about?
那个蠢货觉得我的围栏占了他家十五厘米的地 That fool thinks my fence is six inches onto his property.
是吗 Is it?
你站哪边 戴夫 Whose side are you on, Dave?
卡尔文 我们只需要沃尔特的签名 Calvin, Walter's the last signature we need
就能装减速带了 to get the speed bump.
我刚搬来那个围栏就在那了 Look, that fence has been there since I moved in,
我才不会动它呢 and I'm not moving it now.
再说了 要是这次我让了他 他只会得寸进尺 Plus, if I give in to him once, it won't stop there.
告诉你 戴夫 对别人善良就是对自己残忍 I'm telling you, Dave, kindness is a slippery slope.
卡尔文 不是这样的 Well, okay, Calvin, that's not true.
就是这样 我就跟你打了一次招呼 Oh, yes, it is. I said hello to you once,
瞧瞧咱们现在 and look at us now.
好吧 要是你不愿意挪围栏 Okay, well, if you won't move,
那我们怎么安减速带 then how are we gonna get the speed bump?
简单 等他死 Oh, that's easy. Gonna wait for him to die.
再说了 其他签名都是我帮你争取的 Hey, besides, I got you all those other signatures.
是的 但没有沃尔特的签名 Yeah, which mean absolutely nothing
这些都是白费劲 if we don't get Walter's.
抱歉 戴夫 Well, I'm sorry, Dave.
如果能让你感觉好受些 If it makes you feel any better,
我愿意在红花餐厅的合影上签名 I'll sign the picture of us at Benihana.
太迟了 It's too late.
我已经伪造了 I already forged it.
景色真不错 What a view!
看看这个 小伙子 Yeah, check this out, little man.
在这所有风景尽收眼底 You can see everything from up here.
能看到他们在云霄飞车上玩得多开心 Like how much fun they're having over there on the roller coaster!
开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
看起来一点也不欢乐 That doesn't look like much fun at all.
明天我们一定得再来一趟 We are totally coming back here tomorrow.
发生什么了 What just happened?
不知道 也许是又有游客上来了 I don't know. Hey, maybe they're just letting more riders on.
或者 Uh, or...
也许发动机刚着火了 maybe the motor just caught on fire,
操作员想用啤酒灭火 and the operator tried to put it out with his beer!
不是吧 Seriously?
别担心 小伙子 Hey, hey, look, it's okay, little man.
好吗 一切都会没事的 All right? Everything is gonna be fine.
不是没事 It's not fine.
这简直爽翻了 It's awesome!
-什么 -终于能来点刺激的了 - What? - Finally, some real fun.
不 No!
卡尔文·巴特勒 Calvin Butler.
你怎么回事 What is wrong with you?
我想说啥事没有 但你肯定不是这么想的 I would say nothing, but I'm sure you're about to tell me different.
你说得一点也没错 You're damn right I am.
戴夫刚把事情原委告诉了我 Dave just told me what happened.
不敢相信这么多年了 I cannot believe after all of these years
你还在争那个傻逼围栏 you're still fighting over that stupid fence.
为什么沃尔特这么在意那十五厘米 Why does Walter care so much about six inches?
为什么你这么在意 Well, why do you care so much?
有十五厘米呢 It's six inches.
是因为钱吗 Is it about the money?
移个围栏不会太贵吧 I mean, it can't be that expensive to move a fence.
不是那个问题 这是原则问题 No, it's not about that. It's about the principle.
就像我爸说过的一样 And it's like my father always said:
"男人的围栏不能轻易妥协" "A man's fence is a man's fence."
你爸什么时候说的 When did your father say that?
你站哪边 缇娜 Whose side are you on, Tina?
你的自尊比社区里 Is your pride more important
孩子们的安全更重要吗 than the safety of the kids in this neighborhood?
不 宝贝 别跟我说减速带这事是为了安全 Nah, babe. Don't try to make this whole speed bump thing about safety.
好吧 Okay...
马尔科姆和马蒂还小的时候 when Malcolm and Marty were little,
你竭尽全力保护他们的安全 you did everything in your power to keep them safe.
甚至连马蒂玩捉迷藏 You even used to make Marty wear a helmet
你都要他戴头盔 just to play hide-and-seek.
我整天都要他戴头盔 I made him wear that thing all the time.
那小子没有平衡感 The kid had no balance.
好吧 Okay.
当马尔科姆说他已经长大了 When Malcolm said that he was old enough
可以骑车去公园了 to take his bike to the park,
你开车尾随 you followed him in your car
确保他安全到达 just to make sure he got there safely.
我必须那么做 I had to.
他当时用小车拉着马蒂 He was pulling Marty in a wagon.
每过两个路口马蒂都会掉下来 That boy fell out every two blocks.
拜托 宝贝 Come on, babe.
你爱葛罗弗 You love Grover.
难道他不应该和我们的孩子一样享有安全吗 Doesn't he deserve to be just as safe as our boys were?
可能是吧 Yeah, I guess.
这才是我的熊爸爸 That's my big papa bear.
照顾所有的小熊仔 Taking care of all the little cubs.
你懂我的 Yeah, you know me, huh?
总是为邻居的孩子着想 Always looking out for the neighborhood kids.
-对了 -怎么了 - You know what? - What?
我想到一个好主意 That gives me an idea.
我可以廉价雇邻居的孩子来移围栏 I can underpay them to move the fence.
太棒了 Yeah!
别闹了 小伙子 You have got to cut that out, little man.
赶紧停下 You have got to stop.
再晃我就要把油炸比萨吐出来了 This rocking is not helping that deep-fried pizza stay down.
什么 你什么时候吃的 What? When did you eat that?
你们去洗手间的时候 When you guys were in the bathroom.
你俩真没劲 You two are no fun.
跟我妈半斤八两 You're just as bad as my mom.
别对她那么苛刻 好吗 Hey, look, don't be so hard on her, okay?
她只是想确保你的安全 She just wants to keep you safe.
为什么 我又不是宝宝 Why? I'm not a baby.
我知道 你妈妈对你 Yeah, I know. The only reason
过度保护的唯一原因 your mom is so overprotective
就是她太在乎你了 is because of how much she cares about you.
对 如果你看哪个孩子玩得特别开心 Yeah. I-If you see a kid having too much fun,
就说明他妈妈不爱他 that means his mom doesn't love him.
你是说过山车前面 So, that kid in front of the roller coaster
挥着胳膊的那个孩子 with his hands up in the air...
你是说那个光膀子吃玉米热狗的孩子 You mean the one eating that corn dog with no shirt on?
对 他妈妈都不知道他来了 Yeah. His mama don't even know he's here.
真悲哀 That's sad.
没错 Exactly.
所以每次你妈妈让你别跑了 So every time your mom tells you, stop running,
系鞋带 小心点 tie your shoes, or be careful,
她真正的意思是 她爱你 what she's really saying is she loves you.
我还挺幸运的 I guess I'm pretty lucky.
确实 You sure are.
也就是说等她发现你们害我被困在半空 Which means she's gonna be super mad when she finds out
她会超级生气的 you got me stuck up here.
不 她不会发现的 不会 No, she won't, no, she won't.
因为我们好得很 对吧 马蒂 Because we're fine. Right, Marty?
对 对 我们非常安全 Yeah, yeah. We-We're-we're totally safe.
这种事经常发生 This kind of thing happens all the time.
-感谢耶稣 -我们不会死了 - Oh, thank you, Jesus! - Ah, we are gonna live!
谢谢你同意这么做 卡尔文 Thanks so much for doing this, Calvin.
是缇娜让你改变主意了吗 Did Tina change your mind?
不 我早就有这打算 No. I was always gonna do it.
我只是需要确认你的决心 I just needed to know how committed you were.
你做了正确的决定 Well, you're doing the right thing,
至少我很感激 and I, for one, appreciate it.
你有多感激 Do you appreciate it enough
能让十五厘米的地给我吗 to give me six inches on your property?
抱歉 卡尔文 Sorry, Calvin.
就像我爸说过的一样 It's like my dad used to say:
"男人的围栏不能轻易妥协" "A man's fence is a man's fence."
该死 你不是金小姐 Damn. You're not Miss Kim.
沃尔特 我得跟你谈谈 Look, Walter, I need to talk to you.
你这回又要偷什么 Oh, wha-what are you here to steal now?
我的无线网络密码吗 My Wi-Fi password?
我给你个提示 I'll give you a hint.
是"卡尔文"加四个字母 It's "Calvin" and four other letters.
听着 Look, man,
我只想告诉你 如果你在戴夫的请愿书上签名 I just came over here to say if you sign Dave's petition,
我就把围栏移走 I'll move the damn fence.
很好 我本来想等你死了再签呢 Great. I was waiting for you to die.
沃尔特 真的很感激 Walter, I really appreciate it.
在特雷写的"不加入海军陆战队"下面签字就好 Just sign right under where Trey wrote "Not joining Marines."
好的 Okay.
但是你这么久才移 But actually, since it took you this long,
也许我该收你点利息 maybe I should charge you a little interest.
挪三十厘米[一脚]怎么样 How about we move that fence a full foot?
什么 What?
我看你是想吃我一脚 I got a full foot for you.
别激动 别激动 Oh, okay, all right, all right.
卡尔文 冷静 Calvin, calm down.
我们需要减速带 拜托 We need that speed bump. Please.
好吧 但我不是给你面子 All right. But this ain't for you.
我是为了孩子们 This is for the kids.
既然这样 那就移六十厘米 Well, in that case, let's move it two feet--
三十为我 三十为孩子 one for me and one for the kids.
想得美 Oh, to hell with you!
你居然有脸跟我扯这些 You know what, I can't believe you're trying to pull this crap,
这些年来 我都没跟你一般见识 after all the stuff I let you slide with over the years.
没跟我一般见识 What have you let slide?
那当然 Are you kidding me?
你知道你的旧屋顶有多少砖块 Do you know how many of your old roof tiles
滑到我家院子里了吗 have flown over into my yard?
你装的探照灯呢 And what about the floodlights you put up?
整晚都在照我的卧室 They're just shining bright all night in my bedroom.
每次我起来上厕所的时候 Every time I get up to go to the bathroom,
都感觉像在越狱 it feels like a prison break.
这不是我的问题 Not my problem.
沃尔特 其实是你的问题 A-Actually, Walter, it is.
根据《帕萨迪纳区域手册》 According to the Pasadena Zoning Manual,
这都是住宅C-1违规行为 those are both residential C-1 violations.
所以呢 So?
所以如果被城市督察发现 So, if the city inspector finds out,
你将面临巨额罚款 you're staring down the barrel of some pretty hefty fines.
是吗 He is?
是的 You are.
是的 我又看了看 Yeah, you know, and now that I'm looking around,
这个半鞍门的门槛绝对不符合规定 there's no way that this half-saddle door threshold is up to code.
封闭式有顶过道就更别提了 And don't even get me started on the enclosed breezeway,
很明显距离最近的多人住宅不到一米五 which is clearly within five feet of a multi-person dwelling.
千万别提有顶过道 Do not get him started on breezeways.
等等 咱们就别纠结这些了 Well, hold on, now, we don't have to get into all of that.
没错 不纠结 You're right, we don't.
只要你在请愿书上签字 Because you're gonna sign that petition,
我们要设置减速带来保护孩子 and we're gonna put up a speed bump to protect these kids.
明白了吗 Are we clear?
清晰明了 Crystal, baby.
好吧 你赢了 Fine. You win.
但你派对上的鲶鱼太难吃了 But that catfish at your party sucked.
把笔还给我 Give me my pen.
戴夫 很厉害嘛 Damn, Dave, that was gangsta, man.
你知道更厉害的是什么吗 Yeah, you want to hear something even more gangsta?
那些都是我编的 I just made all that stuff up.
我都不知道有顶过道是什么 I don't even know what a breezeway is.
太棒了 This is so great.
减速带肯定能让过往的车辆减速 That speed bump is really gonna slow people down around here.
是的 而且它够短 我可以绕过去 Yeah, and it's short enough that I could just zip around it.
妈妈 那我是不是又可以出来玩了 Mom, does this mean I can play outside again?
是的 但不要靠近街道 Yes. But not near the street,
天黑之后不行 没有监督也不行 not after dark, and never without supervision.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
我可以进去玩iPad吗 Can I go inside and play on my iPad?
可以 Okay.
我想什么呢 他会得腕管综合症的 What was I thinking? He could get carpal tunnel.
看看那个减速带 Look at that speed bump.
漂亮吧 Isn't she beautiful?
是啊 它让我想起了你 Yeah. It reminds me of you.
黑色 Black,
曲线 curvy...
让我想放慢脚步慢慢来 and makes me want to slow down and take my time.
现在我每次轧过去都会感到内疚 Oh, now I'm gonna feel guilty every time I run over it.
说真的 你为社区做了件好事 But, seriously, you did a good thing for the community.
你应该为自己感到骄傲 You should be proud of yourself.
很高兴你这么想 Well, I'm glad you feel that way.
因为我决定 Because I've decided...
我不会就此止步 I'm not stopping here.
怎么样 What do you think?
你要竞选市议员吗 You're running for city council?
你在开玩笑吧 Yeah. You're kidding, right?
没有 促成这件事 Nope. You know, getting this done
唤醒了我的公民责任感 really woke up my sense of civic duty.
而且我一直想在胸徽上看到自己的脸 Plus, I've always wanna see my face on a button.
如果你当选了 So, if you win,
是不是意味着你会忙政府的事 won't that mean you'll be super busy doing government stuff
没什么时间在家待着了 and won't have the time to hang around here as much?
应该是吧 I'm afraid so.
既然这样 那我投你一票 ‭Well, in that case, you got my vote.