ladies and gentlemen Garfield and
friends
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think of a number between one and ten
the number you're thinking of a 7 it's
lunchtime
and you see any food on the table OD I
don't see any food on the table either I
hate it when this place goes
self-service no food in the refrigerator
but John was supposed to go to the
market this morning this can only mean
John is missing Bodhi judgeth listen
call the police call the FBI but but
first called pizzeria that delivered me
three four five oh I'm in the Wizards
dungeon a hum does the word lunch mean
anything to you I have to draw a card
and answer the game masters riddle
yoohoo ground control to Major John
hello if a father gave one of his sons
19 cents and the other six cents what
time would it be hmm
this is a toughie oh hi Garfield I'll
fix lunch after I figure out this riddle
we'll have to resort to more drastic
means for the last six months every time
John is phoned to have food delivered
I've secretly taped them hello this is
Jon Arbuckle I'd like to get 10 pizzas
delivered get the phone book Odie the
way Jon's playing that game we'd better
order lunch and dinner pizza in a jiffy
help you hello this is Jon Arbuckle I'd
like to get ten pizzas delivered you
have to do things like this when you
can't talk six okay
one two three four five well I'm back in
the Wizards dungeon again I should have
stayed up all night playing this game
Here I am trapped in the Wizards dungeon
again there must be a way out of here
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where are you yeah do you still seek the
treasure of the bottomless wallet of
Gorn all you have to do is solve my
riddle and the treasure is yours let me
have it one more time with if the father
gave one of his sons 19 cents and the
other six ends what time would it be 19
cents to one and six to the other hey
where'd you go I'm out here cartoonist
where you're never let me out of the
cell wizard you'll never get out to find
the bottomless wallet cartoonist and
even if you do get out venomous will
destroy you by now let me out of here
wizard come back wizard well at least
I'm safe in here
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I'm an enchanted cab and to read the
game rule enchanted captain you get me
out of here please Bernie I would expect
me to do I'm only an enchanted cat but
you might check and see if you cell
doors locked
check and see if my cell door is locked
[Applause]
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how did you know the cell door was
unlocked I'm an enchanted cat a part of
my job can you help me on my quest to
locate the bottomless wallet of Gorn the
bottomless wallet of Gorn isn't that
what the evil gamesman venomous has
vowed to destroy that's the one
well nice knowing you fella wait don't
leave me alone
don't leave me in chat okay sounds like
John's having a bad dream sequence
bitches take out barbeque pit help and a
help reporter yes I'd like five orders
of ribs and mains delivered please oh
I've got solved the riddle oh the father
gave 19 cents to one son six cents to
the other so what time was it okay which
door do I pick I'll try this
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well I'll try the second door
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master of all 85 I'll fry the third door
good morning could I interest you in a
set of encyclopedias
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offensive wooden door stop I was hoping
you meet cartoonist the only way to
defeat me is to find the bottomless
wallet
I'm trying use the fullest cartoonist
use the force don't have the force in
that case you're dead meat Oh mrs.
Ackerman he's gonna get me I'm a goner
then you better solve the riddle riddle
where are you oh come on if a father
gave one of his sons 19 cents and the
other six cents what time would it be I
don't know he's giving them a total of
25 cents therefore it would be a quarter
to to set the clock hands to a quarter
to two for dota 2
a bottomless wallet destroy it it worked
and Janet Kat how can I ever thank you
I'm hoping your wallet no matter how
much money I take out of the wallet it's
always full and some money everyone help
yourself
there's plenty more where this came from
here
if you can't wake them up just get his
wallet uh-huh I'll have some money
everyone here's something for you and
for you the wallet is never empty and
here's some food for you and you and you
don't worry I'll stop him before he
gives away his driver's license some for
you and a little for you and you and
this is a dog whistle observe it emits a
sound that can be heard only by lower
life forms such as dogs this is a dog
trumpet
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go away we don't want any scrap in the
road jack good boy
I'm like delivering the mail don't you
understand rude English big on leave
take I'm busy well okay min if you're
too busy for me to deliver your fan mail
but I'm too busy for you to deliver my
fan mail Mike hold your feathers dudes
tons of Roy lovin fan mail from my
admirers out there I love you all let
the avalanche of fan mail commence gee I
hope you didn't strain your back
carrying all that one letter this is an
insult this couldn't possibly be more
demeaning by the way it's postage due
muchas gracias man now all I got to do
is deliver weights fan mail and I'm like
out of here wait wait it gets fan mail
well I sure hope he doesn't get more
than me
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hoho very funny enjoy yourselves trample
on a poor roosters ego at least I have
one fan letter dear Roy are you still on
the show haven't seen much of you lately
this letter is right I haven't been on
the show enough lately I don't even know
what this episode is about Paul Revere
was a silversmith who lived in
Massachusetts in the year 1775 and you
say there was a war going on
oh yes the Revolutionary War the British
were controlling America at the time and
the American patriots wanted them all to
go home to England this is a poem by
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow it's about a
famous ride by Paul Revere or she's
reading that old poem this week well
this week I am reading a poem instead of
a rate and I'll even stick way he did it
and make all those duck fans happy
here we go where's my rhyming dictionary
what rhymes with orange so this is all
about how the British came to attack and
Paul Revere ran to warn the Patriots
I'll ignore that uh-huh listen my
children and you shall hear of the
midnight ride of Paul Revere on the 18th
of April and 75 hardly a man is now
alive who remembers that famous day and
year who cares
the chicks do have a point doors one
side poetry baby boy I'm trying to read
a poet in a horse I'll show you how to
read a poem hmm
listen my children because now you're
stuck do you think you're leaving your
adalah on a Tuesday in April a long time
ago hardly a soul alive does know of a
Paul Revere and his Craven who sounds
like a wait roll coming up Paul said to
his friend that the British would not
dare invade that eve and with that he
went to get in bed and he quickly took
his leave
but his loyal pet had a different view
and with courage swiftly fading he went
to find a lookout who could warn him of
him baby
my fellow should the finnish army come
attack us this night go to the old north
church give a signal with a light one of
my land two if by sea
three if they swing from a vine on a
tree or if the British invade us by
plane flying if they come on a
skateboard or three six if by camel by
bus or by rail seven have sent here by
opening quarter
eight if they swim in the water like
shrimp nine if they get here by Zeppelin
or limp tenant by skiing eleven by van
twelve with the pizza delivery man
thirteen by Bell boat I got all the new
14 if half a year by kangaroo whichever
of these or some other not named I shall
be in hiding most deeply ashamed then he
said good night and it was enough to
secure a good hiding place interrupt the
night he would shake with fear hiding
meat the bedding of Paul Revere he
remained alert didn't dare to snooze he
just hid right there buy a pair of shoes
and as time went by our most timid Waifs
got the dumb idea that he might be safe
it was then that the silly notion died
as he heard the sound of some men
outside her beneath the bed where the
floorboards creak he snuck to the wall
lots of soldier men in their coats of
red over and over with all his might
yield they're invading our town tonight
though he screamed quite loud that the
foe was here that a good and weak mr.
Paul Revere it is vital that someone
goes read the alarm to every Middlesex
village and farm for a moment it looked
like the duck would start writing
instead he returned to the place he'd
been hiding but winging then noticed a
roach near his feet he ran panicky into
the cobblestone street and since he was
out there and feeling quite skittish he
figured he'd ruin passers-by of a
British the inner shock coming he
wouldn't you been near from the red in
your coats I would say that they're here
the duck turned to run the terrified
face but he ran into Paul Revere's trash
cans and waste getting through all that
trash was enough to place one slip and
he landed on Paul Revere's horse with
him constantly pleading to stop or slow
down but don't cross the bridge into
Middlesex town he passed the North
Church and yelled loud and clear don't
mess with those lights cause the British
are here see man 15 if they come by bus
no no no that was a pogo stick
huh bitchin farm
every Patriot both from his cries of
alarm though they could not make out
when the screaming duck said in each
house they awoke and they know the rest
of the tale you thoughtlessly know how
the Patriots dumped the invaders helpful
all many heroes were cited for courage
and pluck but they all missed the
journey of Paul Revere's Duncan the end
well how'd you like it what can I say
Roy you destroyed one of the greatest
poems in American history yeah
Orson's poem was boring but yours was
just made up and besides it was based on
a silly accident that that kind of thing
never happens
all i care is it kept me on the show
this week guys isn't that the most
incredible view you've ever seen it's
one of them I'm saving it for later but
I thought I'd take it out and wire it
now love it up here in the mountains
almost wish I could live up here
it's an alphabetical sandwich oh and
alphabetical sandwich 26 ingredients all
arranged in alphabetical order
avocado Bologna corned beef deviled ham
egg feta cheese all the way down to
zucchini you know what would be great
guys yeah if I could have found
something for X instead of X ray if I
owned a mountain retreat someplace to go
on vacations there's a real estate
office let's see what it would cost
sorry about the abrupt stop guys
terrific now I have two real phurba dyes
my whole sandwich what kind of houses
are available mister a screw sam ups
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real estate people use a special
language Odie I'll translate for you
quaint starter home priced to move
it's a dump and it's sinking into
quicksand it's about to fall off the
edge of a cliff
needs TLC needs toilets lights and
ceiling five feet of water in the
basement oh he's one charming
fixer-upper requires some restoration
most likely on fire mr. Arbuckle why
don't we take a ride and I'll show you
some homes mr. escrow how big a place
can I get for this much about that size
and that's it without the phone cause I
do have one house up here aways that's
in your price range it's a house with a
lot of history that means it's haunted
and that means it's haunted wait a
minute
haunted that's ridiculous show us the
house everything okay back there guys
you do that one more time and I'm gonna
get another chauffeur fella let's see a
B Z it's perfect mr. escrow just let me
sign the contract here you go and here's
the down payment in cash I hope you
enjoy the house I love everything about
being up here even taking a deep breath
Oh what is it that's so strange about
the air up here it's clean oh don't
spill
I finally got my sandwich back and order
again let me drive you back to your
office oh not me so soon but it must be
20 miles so don't worry about me you go
enjoy your new house goodbye I was
amazed how much furniture the previous
owners left here even a TV set yeah but
it only gets one station and it's the
old Dick Clark Channel I'm gonna go
upstairs to get some sleep guys huh hope
you like your new place here
od you don't believe that story about
this place being haunted do you just
keep telling yourself there's no such
thing as ghosts good night
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no chance ah here it is 26 ingredients
all arranged alphabetically it not only
tastes good it's educational all right
all right you can have P through teeth
peanut butter quail relish salt and
tomato
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did you hear that
go see if it's safe out there
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you smell banana breath oh I wish I
hadn't looked this house is haunted or
our producers buying old Scooby Doo
scripts what is going on here I think
that should be self-explanatory
come on guys we're gonna get out of here
best idea I've heard since microwave
garlic bread and I'm gonna stop at that
real estate agents office and demand my
deposit back
mr. escrow it's me Jon Arbuckle mr.
escrow sorry but I don't know you I'd
like to speak to mr. escrow now I mean
mr. escrow I you but not the man please
I've been away for six weeks I just got
back this evening the office was locked
up tight but I was here a man sold me a
house in the hills it's him that's the
man who sold me the house I'm afraid
that's impossible
and that's my uncle Samuel he passed
away in 1973 he did yes I inherited this
business from him
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three hours and ten minutes that's
almost a new record the usual split fine
with me you know I don't know why people
say there's no money in real estate
these days
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you