>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS --
RYAN REYNOLDS,
CHRIS O'DOWD,
MUSICAL GUEST AUGUST GREENE,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW.
>> Questlove: 912, SAVANNAH.
YEAH.
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
HEY, HOT CROWD TONIGHT.
HOT CROWD.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU MADE IT.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
OH, ACTUALLY TONIGHT WAS AN
ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "BACHELOR IN
PARADISE."
YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT.
[ CHEERS ]
BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME
REALITY STARS GO AT IT ON TV,
JUST CHECK OUT OMAROSA AND
PRESIDENT TRUMP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE IT'S --
THAT WHERE IT'S JUICY RIGHT
NOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
OH, MY GOODNESS.
THE BIG STORY IS, OF COURSE,
OMAROSA.
SHE'S BEEN PROMOTING HER NEW
BOOK, "UNHINGED."
IT'S ABOUT HER TIME IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
SHE CLAIMS PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS
MENTALLY DECLINED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP WAS FURIOUS.
HE SAID, "THIS BOOK IS AN
OUTRAGE.
AND -- WAIT, WHAT WERE WE
TALKING ABOUT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, YEAH, AN OUTRAGE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
"WAIT, WHAT --" AND ON "MEET
THE PRESS" YESTERDAY, OMAROSA
PLAYED A RECORDING OF TRUMP'S
CHIEF OF STAFF, JOHN KELLY,
FIRING HER IN THE WHITE HOUSE
SITUATION ROOM.
LISTEN TO THIS.
>> WE GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE.
>> CAN I ASK YOU A COUPLE
QUESTIONS?
DOES THE PRESIDENT -- IS THE
PRESIDENT AWARE OF WHAT'S GOING
ON?
>> DON'T -- LET'S NOT GO DOWN
THAT ROAD.
THIS IS A NONNEGOTIABLE
DISCUSSION.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: TURNS OUT ANY TIME
SOMEBODY ASKS "IS THE PRESIDENT
IS AWARE OF WHAT'S GOING ON,"
KELLY SAYS, "LET'S NOT GO DOWN
THAT ROAD.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S A DEAD END.
THE PRESIDENT IS NOT AWARE OF
WHAT'S GOING ON."
EXPERTS SAID, "NOBODY'S EVER
MADE A RECORDING IN THAT ROOM."
THEN ONE GUY SAID, "THAT YOU
KNOW ABOUT."
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
THEN ON THE TODAY SHOW THIS
MORNING, OMAROSA SHARED A PHONE
CALL THAT SHE RECORDED BETWEEN
HER AND TRUMP AFTER SHE WAS
FIRED.
LISTEN TO THIS.
>> OMAROSA, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I JUST SAW ON THE NEWS THAT
YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT LEAVING.
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> GENERAL KELLY --
GENERAL KELLY CAME TO ME AND
SAID THAT YOU GUYS WANTED ME TO
LEAVE.
>> NO.
NOBODY EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT IT.
NOBODY.
>> WOW.
>> YOU KNOW, THEY RUN A BIG
OPERATION.
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
DAMN IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T LOVE YOU LEAVING AT
ALL.
>> Jimmy: WOW, TRUMP'S LIKE
YOUR FRIEND WHO PRETENDS TO BE
SAD WHEN PLANS GET CANCELED.
HE'S LIKE, "WHAT?
YOU'RE SICK.
YOU CAN'T DO BRUNCH?
OH, DAMN IT.
OH, I DON'T LOVE THAT --
[ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T LOVE THAT AT ALL.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THE BRUNCH THAT'S 40 MINUTES
AWAY FROM MY HOUSE?
OH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL?
OH, NO.
I DON'T LOVE THIS AT ALL."
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?
IN HER NEW BOOK, OMAROSA CLAIMS
THAT SHE ONCE WALKED IN ON
TRUMP IN THE OVAL OFFICE EATING
A PIECE OF PAPER.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
EATING PAPER.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THAT'S
ACTUALLY THE HEALTHIEST THING
HE'S EVER EATEN.
BUT STILL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE WAS EATING -- CHEWING ON --
[ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE SAYS THAT TRUMP ATE A PIECE
OF PAPER IN THE OVAL OFFICE.
BUT I THINK TRUMP WAS JUST
CONFUSED.
BECAUSE IT WAS A NOTE FROM AN
ANGRY STAFFER THAT SAID "EAT
ME."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
AND YOU GO --
BUT BEFORE ALL THIS GOT OUT,
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN TRIED TO KEEP
OMAROSA QUIET BY OFFERING HER
$180,000 IN HUSH MONEY.
WHEN STORMY DANIELS HEARD THAT,
SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
WHAT DID SHE HAVE TO DO FOR THE
EXTRA $50,000?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
HOLY MOLY."
BUT I SAW THAT WHILE HE WAS AT
HIS GOLF CLUB IN NEW JERSEY
THIS WEEKEND, TRUMP HAD A FEW
WORDS FOR OMAROSA.
CHECK OUT WHAT HE SAID AFTER A
A REPORTER ASKED ABOUT HER.
WATCH THIS.
>> I BETTER NOT GO ANY FURTHER.
LOW LIFE.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
>> Jimmy: THE REAL STORY IS
THAT TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
HOW WHISPERING WORKS.
HE'S LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
"I GOT A SECRET FOR YOU.
NOBODY CAN HEAR IT.
JUST YOU AND ME."
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THE PRESIDENT'S BEEN
KEEPING BUSY.
ON FRIDAY NIGHT, HE HAD DINNER
WITH THE CEO OF APPLE,
TIM COOK.
AND THIS IS NICE.
TRUMP EVEN PICKED UP THE CHECK.
BUT THEN HE ATE IT.
>> Steve: WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE JUST -- HE
EATS PAPER.
HE CAN'T HELP IT.
>> Steve: HE CAN'T HELP
HIMSELF.
>> Jimmy: HE'S JUST EATING
PAPER, YEAH.
AND FINALLY, THIS IS GOOD.
AN 11-YEAR-OLD BOY IN FLORIDA
WAS ABLE TO HACK INTO A STATE
ELECTIONS WEBSITE AND CHANGE
RESULTS IN UNDER TEN MINUTES.
SO GET READY TO MEET FLORIDA'S
NEXT GOVERNOR,
FORTNITE McDEADPOOL.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
TONIGHT.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HEY.
IT IS MONDAY.
WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK.
WE HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEK OF
SHOWS AHEAD.
ARIANA GRANDE WILL BE HERE.
>> Steve: YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: MILO VENTIMIGLIA.
MICHAEL CHE AND COLIN JOST WILL
BE HERE.
>> Steve: YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AND WE HAVE MUSIC
FROM AEROSMITH.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT'S GOING TO BE A BIG WEEK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND THEN, BE SURE TO TUNE IN ON
FRIDAY.
SET YOUR DVR.
SET YOUR TIVOS.
WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM ONE
OF THE GREATEST ENTERTAINERS OF
ALL TIME.
ONE OF THE BESTSELLING ARTISTS
OF ALL TIME.
SHE SOLD OVER 160 MILLION
RECORDS WORLDWIDE.
MAKING HER FIRST LATE NIGHT
TELEVISION APPEARANCE IN
14 YEARS, SIX-TIME GRAMMY
WINNER JANET JACKSON WILL BE
HERE!
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
JANET.
JANET JACKSON WILL BE HERE ON
FRIDAY.
OH, WE LOVE JANET JACKSON.
SHE WILL BE DEBUTING HER BRAND
NEW SINGLE "MADE FOR NOW" WITH
DADDY YANKEE.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS.
SO FRIDAY, AUGUST 17, GET
READY.
IT'S GOING TO BE FANTASTIC.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BUT FIRST, WE GOT A GREAT SHOW
TONIGHT.
>> Steve: I LOVE THIS GUY.
>> Jimmy: THIS GUY -- HE'S A
A GENIUS.
HE'S ONE OF THE MINDS BEHIND
THE GIANT "DEADPOOL" FRANCHISE.
BUT WE JUST LOVE HIM.
HE'S ACTUALLY NOW THE OWNER OF
AVIATION GIN.
I WANT TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT
THIS.
OUR BUDDY RYAN REYNOLDS IS
HERE.
>> Steve: YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: LOVE GIN.
AVIATION GIN.
RYAN AND I ARE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT THE NEW DIGITAL RELEASE
OF "DEADPOOL 2: SUPER DUPER
CUT."
AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
ONE OF OUR FAVORITE GAMES,
DRINKO, TONIGHT.
>> Steve: OH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S -- ONE OF OUR
FAVORITES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NOT ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
>> Steve: OH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S COMPLICATED.
>> Steve: THE CROWD --.
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE PLINKO.
BUT IT'S FOR --
>> Steve: DRINKO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT IT IS.
>> Steve: IT'S GOT FUN COMBOS.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I'M JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO ADD MORE AVIATION
GIN.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THEN, I'LL HAVE FUN.
YEAH.
PLUS, FROM THE NEW MOVIE
"JULIET, NAKED" AND THE
TELEVISION SERIES "GET SHORTY",
CHRIS O'DOWD IS STOPPING BY.
>> Steve: OH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S A TALENTED GUY
AS WELL.
AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM THE
GROUP AUGUST GREENE.
>> Steve: WHOA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS COMMON,
ROBERT GLASPER AND
KARRIEM RIGGINS.
THEY'RE HERE.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THAT.
WE HAVE FUN NEWS TONIGHT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S
STEVE HIGGINS' BIRTHDAY THIS
EVENING.
YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY!
HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
AND I SAW THE ROOTS THIS PAST
WEEKEND.
WE WENT TO -- WE WERE AT AN
EVENT TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE
APOLLO.
>> Steve: REALLY?
>> Jimmy: OUT IN THE HAMPTONS.
YOU GUYS PLAYED FOR EVER.
>> Questlove: EVERYBODY.
>> Jimmy: DUDE -- BUT IT WAS
FANTASTIC.
YOU PLAYED -- WHO OPENED?
IT WAS JON BON JOVI.
>> Questlove: JON BON JOVI,
STING AND SHAGGY.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, SHAGGY.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SHAGGY LIVE,
I MEAN BESIDES HERE OF COURSE.
>> Questlove: YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HE WENT FOR IT.
HE'S FANTASTIC.
HE WAS LIKE, STANDING ON
TABLES.
>> Questlove: YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND GETTING -- PEOPLE
WENT NUTS.
HE WAS SO GOOD.
>> Questlove: YEAH.
JAMIE FOXX, CHAKA KHAN AND
CHRIS MARTIN.
>> Steve: WOW.
>> Questlove: FROM COLDPLAY.
>> Jimmy: CHRIS MARTIN?
I DIDN'T SEE HIM THERE.
WHERE WAS HE?
>> Questlove: WHO IN ANOTHER
LIFE WAS JAMES BROWN.
LIKE HE --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HE HAS A SECOND CAREER AS A
A SOUL BROTHER.
>> Jimmy: I LEFT AT QUARTER
'TIL ONE.
BECAUSE I'M LIKE -- I WAS LIKE,
"I'M A DAD NOW.
I WAKE UP -- I'M GOING TO WAKE
UP IN LIKE, THREE HOURS."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT I WAS LIKE -- AT ONE POINT
I WAS LIKE, "OH, MAYBE I'LL GET
UP.
I'LL JAM OUT WITH YOU GUYS."
THEN I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T
FOLLOW ANY OF THESE PEOPLE."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THEY WERE SO GREAT.
AND I DID -- MY DAUGHTERS DID
WAKE UP AT 4:30 THE NEXT DAY.
>> Steve: OH.
>> Jimmy: NEW THING.
NO, IT'S LIKE -- SHE'S LIKE,
"HEY, CAN WE GO DOWN AND PLAY?"
AND I GO, "YEAH."
AND THEN I LOOK AT THE TIME AND
GO, "NO."
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S 4:30.
>> Steve: IN THE MORNING.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO SLEEP FOR
AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR OR
SOMETHING.
SHE'S LIKE -- SHE'S LIKE, "I'M
NOT DOING THAT."
I'M LIKE, "WELL, IT'S GOING TO
BE A STAND-OFF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL
YOU."
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND, OF COURSE, SHE WINS.
>> Steve: SHE WON.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE,
YEAH.
HEY GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY THE BEST
WAY TO EXPRESS YOURSELF IS
THROUGH A GIF.
>> Steve: REALLY?
>> Jimmy: YUP.
I ALWAYS SAY THAT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I HAVE
SAID IT.
>> Steve: YEAH.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>> Jimmy: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW
GIFS."
HERE WE GO.
♪ TONIGHT SHOW GIFS ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
FIRST UP, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
THIS GIF OF DONALD TRUMP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS GIF IS CALLED "WHEN YOU'VE
GOT FRONT ROW SEATS TO 'BOB THE
BUILDER LIVE.'" OH, YEAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: YES, YOU CAN.
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT -- NEXT IS
A GIF OF DRAKE FROM HIS NEW
MUSIC VIDEO.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HIS GIF IS CALLED "WHEN YOUR
FRIEND REPEATS YOUR JOKE LOUDER
AND IT GETS A BIG LAUGH."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S LIKE, "I JUST SAID THAT."
HERE'S A POPULAR GIF OF A DOG.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS
FROM A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LOOK AT THAT.
HIS GIF SAYS, "WHEN YOU REALIZE
THE WAITERS ARE ABOUT TO SING
YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
IT'S LIKE, "OH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
HERE COME THE -- HERE COME THE
CANDLES.
NO!"
NEXT IS A GIF OF A JUMPING
MONKEY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS GIF IS CALLED, "WHEN
YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE SHOWER
BUT YOU HAVE TO GET MORE
CONDITIONER FROM THE HALL
CLOSET."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
NEXT IS A GIF OF BLAKE FROM
"THE BACHELORETTE."
HIS GIF SAYS, "WHEN THE MEETING
IS ALMOST OVER BUT YOUR
CO-WORKER ASKS ANOTHER
QUESTION."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
REALLY?
REALLY, DALE?
NEXT IS A GIF OF ALEX TREBEK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HIS GIF SAYS "WHEN GRANDPA HAS
THREE MICHELOB ULTRAS AT AUNT
LINDA'S WEDDING."
IT'S LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
NEXT IS A VIRAL GIF OF A
A GOPHER.
>> Steve: OH.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> Jimmy: THIS GIF SAYS, "WHEN
YOU'RE DOING THE CLEANSE BUT
YOU HANGRY A-F."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
HANGRY.
>> Steve: HANGRY.
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY HERE'S A
A GIF OF WILL FROM "THE
BACHELORETTE."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HIS GIF SAYS, "WHEN YOU'RE AT A
A TED TALK AND THE EDIBLES KICK
IN."
THERE YOU GO EVERYBODY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT WAS "TONIGHT SHOW GIFS."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
RYAN REYNOLDS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE.
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT IS THE FACE OF THE
"DEADPOOL" FRANCHISE, WHICH
JUST DROPPED "DEADPOOL 2: SUPER
DUPER CUT" ON ALL DIGITAL
PLATFORMS.
HE'S ALSO THE OWNER OF AVIATION
GIN, AND I THINK HE'S BRINGING
OUT A COUPLE COCKTAILS.
PLEASE WELCOME OUR BUDDY,
RYAN REYNOLDS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HI.
>> Jimmy: YOU --
THEY LOVE YOU.
WE LOVE YOU.
>> WELL, IT'S VERY NICE TO BE
HERE.
>> Jimmy: NEW YORK LOVES YOU,
COME ON.
>> OH.
GOSH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FANTASTIC.
>> WHAT A WELCOME.
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
>> Jimmy: WE ARE SO HAPPY THAT
YOU'RE HERE.
WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
DUDE, I WANT TO GET INTO THIS
RIGHT HERE.
HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED --
AVIATION GIN?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS GOING ON?
THIS IS, LIKE, A -- IT'S AN
AMERICAN MADE GIN.
>> IT'S AN AMERI-GIN.
A LITTLE SMOOTHER THAN OUR --
IT'S BRITISH COUNTERPARTS.
A LITTLE MORE DRINKABLE.
>> Jimmy: MM.
>> UH, WOW.
I SOUND LIKE A PRO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE
ACTUALLY -- YOU'RE GOOD AT
THIS.
>> I REALLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
GIN.
IF I RAN THE COMPANY FOR REAL,
IT WOULD BE ON FIRE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO.
IT WAS -- I WAS IN VANCOUVER
AND I HAD BEEN -- I WAS
SHOOTING.
AND I WAS SHOOTING A FILM OUT
THERE.
AND I WENT TO THIS ONE
RESTAURANT, I ORDERED A
A NEGRONI.
AND THEN I WAS -- IT WAS THE
BEST NEGRONI I HAD EVER HAD IN
MY LIFE.
AND I WENT BACK THERE ABOUT
EIGHT MORE TIMES -- BEFORE I
FINALLY ASKED THE GUY, "WHAT'S
IN THIS?"
AND HE SAID IT WAS AVIATION
GIN.
SO, I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH AND
IT WON --
IT GOT, LIKE, A 97 --
IT WAS, LIKE, THE HIGHEST RATED
GIN EVER FOR THAT PARTICULAR
COMPANY.
AND IT WAS TINY.
SO, I WAS ABLE TO MEET SOME OF
THE OWNERS AND WEASEL MY WAY IN
AS AN OWNER.
AND I LOVE IT.
IT'S AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: WHERE IS THIS --
WHERE IS THIS BASED IN?
>> IT'S BASED IN PORTLAND.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
>> Jimmy: CHEERS.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NOW WHAT -- WAS THIS
JUST -- GIN AND SODA?
>> MINE'S JUST STRAIGHT GIN.
YOURS HAS LOTS OF SODA, RIGHT
THERE.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, I LOVE IT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, IT'S FANTASTIC.
>> PRETTY GREAT.
>> Jimmy: REFRESHING.
>> I KNOW.
SO, BUT, IT'S BEEN FUN.
IT'S BEEN FUN LEARNING THE,
KIND OF, THE ROPES.
YOU KNOW, THE LIQUOR INDUSTRY'S
KIND OF NOT UNLIKE THE -- YEAH,
THERE YOU GO.
KICKING RIGHT IN, HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I PUT A LITTLE SOMETHING
EXTRA IN THERE.
>> Jimmy: [ SLURRING ]
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
>> NO.
NO, YOU HANG UP.
>> Jimmy: OH --
NO, YOU HANG UP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> UH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS TASTY, MAN.
>> I KNOW.
PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: REFRESHING.
I LOVE IT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT NOW, WOULD YOU --
NOW YOU GO TO MEETINGS NOW?
ARE YOU LIKE --
>> LOADED?
YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO.
I MEAN, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU GO INTO MEETINGS AND,
LIKE, TALK ABOUT THE COMPANY?
AND, LIKE --
>> YEAH.
I KIND OF TRAVEL ALL OVER
THE -- I MEET BUYERS.
THAT SORT OF STUFF.
IT'S, LIKE, IT'S A REAL GENUINE
RESPONSIBILITY.
BUT IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT TOO
DISSIMILAR TO THE FILM
INDUSTRY.
I MEAN, IT'S ALL, SORT OF,
BASED ON RELATIONSHIPS AND
HANDSHAKES.
YOU KNOW, BUT WHAT'S WEIRD, AND
I FOUND SO IRONIC WAS THAT IT'S
A LIQUOR INDUSTRY WHERE YOU
ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE
ACCOUNTABLE.
LIKE, IN THE -- IN THE FILM
BUSINESS, YOU CAN, YOU KNOW, IF
YOU'RE WORKING ON A MOVIE, YOU
CAN GO OUT FOR A NIGHT OF
DRINKING AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
MISS WORK BECAUSE YOU FELL
ASLEEP ON A STOVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND NO ONE'S GONNA, REALLY, DO
MUCH ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE THAT'S A
A REAL STORY.
>> BUT THE LIQUOR INDUSTRY,
IT'S HARDCORE.
YEAH, YOU CAN'T -- YOU DON'T
MESS UP WITH THOSE GUYS.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T -- NO.
NO, YOU CAN'T.
>> NO, NO.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU SAID -- BUT
IT'S LIKE JUST JUMPING INTO
EVERYTHING.
LIKE, EVEN JUMPING INTO
"DEADPOOL," YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT -- WHAT IT WAS, I'M TOLD.
>> NO.
IT WAS SORT OF -- THE WHOLE
THING'S SORT OF AN AMAZING
LEARNING EXPERIENCE.
BUT I -- YOU SORT OF GOTTA
TRUST YOUR GUT ON THIS KIND OF
STUFF.
I MEAN, 11 YEARS AGO, I
REMEMBER READING A "DEADPOOL"
COMIC AND FEELING, LIKE, THIS
IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME
CONNECTION.
AND THEN A FEW YEARS LATER, I
MET MY WIFE AND I WAS LIKE, OH.
I GUESS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME
CONNECTION CAN HAPPEN TWICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN -- AND THEN WE HAD OUR
CHILDREN.
AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT
I LOVE GIN.
SO --
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S JUST A PASSION.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
OF COURSE.
>> I WENT DEEP WITH THE
PASSION.
RIGHT?
SO, THAT'S WHEN I BOUGHT -- I
BOUGHT AVIATION GIN.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC,
DUDE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT IF YOU DO
GO ON VACATION, YOU HAVE TO
HAVE AN OUT OF OFFICE E-MAIL
REPLY.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT OTHER
PEOPLE DO.
YOU'RE NOT REALLY USED TO THOSE
SCHEDULES.
>> NO.
IT'S ALL SO FORMAL.
YEAH.
SUDDENLY, I HAVE A, LIKE, A
A PSEUDO-CYBER OFFICE WHEN I
HAVE TO BE -- AGAIN, I HAVE TO
BE ACCOUNTABLE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> AND WHEN I'M -- WHEN I'M
AWAY, I HAVE TO SEND OUT
OUT-OF-OFFICE E-MAILS.
SO, IF YOU E-MAIL ME AT THE
COMPANY, YOU GET A RESPONSE
BACK, AT LEAST.
AND IT'S, YEAH, SORT OF FUN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
AND SOME PEOPLE TOLD YOU TO,
YOU KNOW, JUST KEEP IT SHORT
AND SWEET.
>> KEEP IT SHORT AND SWEET.
OUT OF THE OFFICE.
NOTHING PERSONAL.
>> Jimmy: NOT CHECKING MY
E-MAIL.
>> BE BACK -- YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> SO, I WENT DEEP.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS SIX
PARAGRAPHS LONG.
>> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT JUST COULD BE.
YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR
OUT-OF-OFFICE E-MAIL.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO, WE HIGHLIGHTED
SOME STUFF.
>> YEAH.
IT WAS -- IT WAS FUN.
>> Jimmy: IN CASE YOU WANTED
TO --
>> YEAH.
IT WAS -- IT WAS A BIT OF AN
OVERSHARE.
I ENJOYED IT.
IT WAS -- YEAH.
SO, THIS IS MY ONLY -- ONLY MY
SECOND OUT-OF-OFFICE REPLY.
AND FROM WHAT I'M TOLD IT
SHOULD BE SHORT, SWEET, AND
NEVER ONLY -- NEVER PERSONAL, I
SAID, THIS FATHER'S -- THIS IS
FOR FATHER'S DAY.
I SAID, "THIS IS THE PERFECT
TIME TO GIVE YOUR DAD THE BEST
AVIATION AMERICAN GIN."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I SAID, "WHILE MY OWN FATHER
MAY BE GONE, THE UNSPOKEN
TENSION WE SHARED IS ALIVE AND
WELL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS FATHER'S DAY, YOU MAY NOT
BE ABLE TO GIVE DAD A SECOND
CHANCE, BUT YOU CAN GIVE HIM A
A BOTTLE OF AVIATION AMERICAN
GIN.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OR, IF HE DIED BEFORE EITHER OF
YOU COULD EVEN BEGIN TO
COMPREHEND THE IMPORTANCE OF
CLOSURE, JUST GET YOURSELF A
A BOTTLE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
RYAN REYNOLDS, OWNER, AVIATION
GIN."
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I MEAN, THAT'S JUST AN
OUT-OF-OFFICE REPLY.
SHORT AND SWEET.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SHORT AND SWEET.
NOTHING TOO PERSONAL.
>> I HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW, IF YOU
E-MAIL ME AT
RYAN@AVIATIONGIN.COM, YOU
CAN -- YOU GET ONE RIGHT NOW.
I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHERE I
AM.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
IT'S TRUE.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE --
>> YEAH.
I HAVE ONE PERSONALIZED FOR
"THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVEN.
>> Jimmy: YOU WILL?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO, IF YOU E-MAIL
RYAN@AVIATIONGIN --
>> I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T GIVE MY
E-MAIL ADDRESS ON LIVE
TELEVISION.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A BIG
MISTAKE.
BUT -- YOU'RE GONNA GET EMAILS,
DUDE.
>> WORKS FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.
WORKS FOR POLITICIANS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHY NOT?
WAIT, SO, YOU HAVE THIS
HAPPENING.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT THEN -- THIS HAS
GOT TO BE EXCITING FOR YOU.
"DEADPOOL 2" IS NOW OUT ON ALL
DIGITAL PLATFORMS.
>> YEAH, IT'S PRETTY CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU ADDED -- THIS
IS WHY I LOVE, I HAD TOLD YOU,
THE FIRST MOVIE TOO.
IT WAS JUST UNPREDICTABLE AND
YOU ADDED SO MUCH JAM-PACKED
COMEDY IN THERE.
>> YEAH.
IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
>> Jimmy: IT'S INSANE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT THERE -- THERE'S
15 MINUTES OF MORE, LIKE, NEW
MATERIAL.
>> WE KIND OF HAVE A DIFFERENT
JOKE FOR ALMOST EVERY MOMENT OF
THE MOVIE.
SO, IT'S WEIRD WHENEVER WE
RELEASE THE DVD VERSION OR AT
HOME ENTERTAINMENT VERSION,
WE'RE ALLOWED TO, KIND OF,
RELEASE AN ALMOST COMPLETELY
NEW "DEADPOOL" FILM.
SO, IT'S -- FOR US, IT'S BEEN A
A BLAST.
'CAUSE WE GET TO USE ALL THE
JOKES THAT WE WISHED WE COULD
HAVE KEPT FOR THE MAIN MOVIE.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAID, LIKE, THE
ORIGINAL -- THIS IS BACK WHEN,
I THINK, ONE WAS -- MADE, LIKE,
OVER A BILLION DOLLARS.
AND YOU WERE TALKING TO ME.
YOU'RE LIKE, I GO, "WHAT'S --
DO YOU GOT ANY IDEAS FOR THE
SECOND ONE?"
YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH."
WHAT WAS IT?
OH, I THINK IT WAS THE --
>> NO, NO, NO.
AT THE TIME WE WERE -- WELL, MY
FIRST PITCH TO THE STUDIO WAS
NOT MET VERY WELL.
I -- PITCHED THEM THAT
"DEADPOOL," -- THIS IS FOR THE
SEQUEL, THAT "DEADPOOL"
WOULD -- THE WHOLE STORY OF THE
MOVIE WOULD BE DEADPOOL TRYING
TO STEAL THE BIG RED CHAIR FROM
"THE VOICE."
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND THEY WERE LIKE, "NO."
THAT'S JUST THE DUMBEST THING
EVER.
SO, NO.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE WHOLE
IDEA OF THE MOVIE.
YEAH.
>> YEAH.
BUT THE SECOND ONE, IT WAS
GREAT.
'CAUSE, LIKE, IT WAS ALWAYS FUN
TO PITCH TO THE STUDIO, 'CAUSE
WE HAVE A WHOLE SEQUENCE IN THE
MOVIE WITH -- WITH THIS TEAM.
"DEADPOOL" BUILDS THE TEAM.
THE X-FORCE.
AND THE STUDIO WAS LIKE, "YES!
LIKE, 'SYNERGY', 'AVENGERS'.
LIKE, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA
GET OUT OF THIS.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT."
AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, THEY'RE
ALL AMAZING.
THEY'RE ALL, LIKE, SUPER HUGE
STARS.
THIS IS GONNA BE -- IT'S GONNA
BE AWESOME.
BRAD PITT'S GOING TO DO IT."
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WAIT.
HOLD ON.
BACK UP.
BRAD PITT'S GONNA DO THIS?"
I WAS LIKE, "YEAH.
YEAH, HE'S PLAYING ONE OF THE
CHARACTERS."
THEY'RE LIKE, "WHICH
CHARACTER?"
I WAS LIKE, "HE'S GONNA PLAY --
HE'S GONNA PLAY VANISHER."
YOU KNOW, LIKE, "WHAT'S --
WHAT'S VANISHER'S POWER?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, HE
DOESN'T SPEAK AND HE'S
INVISIBLE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEY WERE LIKE --
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE LIKE, THAT'S
FUNNY.
>> "OKAY.
WHY IS BRAD PITT DOING?"
OH, NO.
I WAS, I WAS LIKE, "'CAUSE YOU
SEE HIM."
YOU KNOW.
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WHEN DO
YOU SEE HIM?"
I WAS LIKE, "YOU SEE HIM FOR A
A QUARTER OF A SECOND WHEN HE'S
ELECTROCUTED TO DEATH."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND -- AND YOU DID
PUT THAT -- IT'S IN THE MOVIE?
>> YEAH, IT'S IN THE MOVIE.
HE'S IN THERE FOR JUST A
A QUARTER OF A SECOND.
IT'S BRAD PITT.
HE'S -- HE'S THE VANISHER.
AND HE -- HE UNFORTUNATELY DIES
BY ELECTROCUTION.
YEAH.
REALLY, PRETTY TERRIBLE.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A
A CLIP.
HERE'S RYAN REYNOLDS IN
"DEADPOOL 2: SUPER DUPER CUT"
AVAILABLE NOW ON ALL DIGITAL
PLATFORMS.
CHECK THIS OUT.
>> YOU KNOW, HISTORICALLY,
MISCHIEF HAS BEEN MY MISTRESS.
SO, I UNDERSTAND.
BUT I LIKE TO THINK THAT -- YOU
GUYS HAVE REALLY RUBBED OFF ON
ME.
I LIKE TO THINK THAT I'VE
RUBBED OFF AROUND YOU, TOO.
A LOT.
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A
A LONG WHILE, I LIKE ME.
I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
>> I NEVER APOLOGIZED.
>> I WAS TALKING TO YOUR HEART.
>> SEE, YOU'RE NOT THE LOST
CAUSE YOU THOUGHT.
I'M PROUD.
YOU'RE EVERYTHING I KNEW YOU
COULD BE.
>> THANK YOU, COLOSSUS.
JUST TRYING TO BE THE WORLD'S
BEST X-MAN.
SORRY.
X-PERSON.
>> HMM, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH
THE SOAP.
>> IT'S FINE.
I JUST FILLED IT.
GIVE IT A FEW MORE PUMPS THERE.
NOW, EXCUSE ME.
IT'S DUST BUNNY SEASON, AND I'M
HUNTING RABBITS.
>> BYE, WADE.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S JUST JAM-PACKED WITH
COMEDY AND CHARM.
RYAN REYNOLDS, RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
RYAN AND I ARE PLAYING "DRINKO"
AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH
RYAN REYNOLDS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
RYAN IS THE OWNER OF AVIATION
GIN.
SO, WE'RE ABOUT TO FACE OFF IN
A SPECIAL EDITION OF DRINKO.
DRINKO, DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN
HOW THIS WORKS?
>> YES, I WOULD LOVE TO.
WELCOME TO DRINKO.
IN THIS GAME YOU TWO WILL TAKE
TURNS CLIMBING MY STAIRS AND
DROPPING TWO OF YOUR DISKS INTO
THE DRINKO BOARD.
THE DISKS WILL PLINK DOWN AND
LAND IN THESE PLASTIC CUPS
CONTAINING SOME OF MY FAVORITE
BEVERAGES SUCH AS MAPLE SYRUP,
CLAM JUICE, AND BACON, EGG, AND
CHEESE.
YOU MUST THEN COMBINE THOSE
MIXTURES WITH AVIATION AMERICAN
GIN TO CREATE A BRAND NEW
COCKTAIL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.
>> WOW.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> NO PROBLEM.
>> I HAVE SUCH A WEAK STOMACH.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW.
>> IT'S COOL.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GONNA PUMP ME
UP.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
RYAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: CLIMB UP THERE AND
MAKE YOURSELF A COCKTAIL.
[ CHEERS ]
>> DROP THE FIRST DISK WHENEVER
YOU'RE READY, RYAN.
[ DRUMROLL ]
>> NOT BLOOD, NOT BLOOD, NOT
BLOOD.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU LUCKED OUT.
THAT'S GOOD.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> Jimmy: TWINKIES.
>> OH.
>> Jimmy: TWINKIES YOU LUCKED
OUT.
I WANT TWINKIES.
>> I'D -- I'D INJECT A TWINKIE.
THAT'S FUN.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD.
>> DROP YOUR SECOND DISC.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD INJECT A
A TWINKIE.
>> ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES.
WHERE SHE STOPS DRINKO KNOWS.
>> NOT BLOOD, NOT BLOOD, NOT
BLOOD, NOT BLOOD, NOT --.
OH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> GRAPE SODA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> WHAT DO WE GOT?
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BEST.
TWINKIES AND GRAPE SODA.
>> OH, I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT.
PLEASE.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]
THIS IS EASY.
>> Jimmy: I'M SO MAD.
>> THAT'S LIKE 90% OF MY
CHILD'S DIET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S GREAT.
PLEASE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GRAPE SODA.
>> TWINKIES AND GRAPE SODA.
OH.
ACTUALLY THAT JUST GOT A LITTLE
DISGUSTING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST THROW A LITTLE IN THERE.
IN THERE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY, YEAH.
>> FOR A LITTLE FLAVOR.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL THIS,
JIMMY?
WE MADE A NEW DRINK HERE.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS CALLED THE --
THAT IS CALLED THE --
>> THE RUTH BADER GINS-BURG.
>> Jimmy: OH, HEY!
THAT'S A GOOD -- YEAH.
I LIKE THAT ONE.
ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: GO FOR IT, BUDDY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, JAMES.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT?
>> I WOULD RATHER DRINK SPINAL
FLUID THAN THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M STAYING AWAY FROM CLAM
JUICE AND BACON, EGG, AND
CHEESE.
>> GO FOR BLOOD.
BLOOD SOUNDS GOOD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BLOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE THAT BLOOD IS THERE.
KOMBUCHA.
I DON'T --
OH, MY GOSH.
I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT.
JIM, DROP YOUR DISK.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT, DRINKO?
>> DROP YOUR DISK.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
CALM DOWN, DUDE.
>> PUT YOUR DISK BACK IN.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, MELTED ICE CREAM.
MELTED ICE CREAM.
HERE WE GO.
>> GO, GO, GO, GO.
OH!
TWINKIES!
>> COME ON.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
>> GIVE ME A BREAK.
>> TWINKIES.
>> Jimmy: TWINKIES?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YES.
THAT WHERE I ENDED UP.
>> PLEASE.
>> Jimmy: WHOO-HOO!
COME ON, MELTED ICE CREAM.
HERE WE GO.
>> COME ON, BLOOD OR BONE
BROTH.
>> Jimmy: OH, NO.
OH, NO.
>> HORSERADISH.
>> YES!
YES.
>> HORSERADISH AND TWINKIES.
MM, MM, GOOD.
>> OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE
AMAZING.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE EXCITED FOR
ME?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: TWINKIES AND
HORSERADISH?
>> IT'S GONNA BE INCREDIBLE.
LOOK AT THIS.
[ AUDIENCE GROANS ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> MAKE SURE ALL OF IT'S IN --
OH.
WOW.
IT'S LIKE HORSERADISH BILE.
THAT'S SUPER GROSS.
OH, YEAH.
GOING TO BE GOOD.
>> Jimmy: WANT A LITTLE OF
THIS?
>> YEAH.
LEAVE ME A LOT OF THAT.
THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
THANK YOU.
♪♪♪
>> MAN UP, JIM.
>> COME ON.
YOU GOT THIS.
>> TWINKIES AND HORSERADISH.
>> YOU GOT THIS.
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THERE'S ALL KIND -- WOW.
LOOK AT THAT.
>> Jimmy: JUST DON'T EVEN LOOK
AT IT.
>> YOU BARFED UP YOUR WHOLE
CHILDHOOD.
REVOLTING.
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE
EVER BARFED ON YOUR OWN SHOW?
>> Jimmy: RIGHT -- NO.
IT ISN'T.
OH, MY GOSH.
OH, WAIT.
THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND.
WE'RE GONNA RACE TO SEE WHO
GETS TO THE TOP FIRST.
>> REALLY?
>> Jimmy: NO, BUT NOT NOW, BUT
I MEAN --
RIGHT?
WHOEVER --
>> HAS ANYONE THOUGHT TO ASK,
LIKE, WHOSE BLOOD IT IS?
>> Jimmy: HERE -- NO, I THINK
IT'S A UNICORN.
>> WHAT IS IT?
LIKE A --
>> Jimmy: UNICORN.
UNICORN.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>> LIKE A --
>> Jimmy: CARE BEAR.
CARE BEAR.
>> ARE YOU READY?
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT.
>> THREE, TWO, ONE.
DROP.
>> Jimmy: BACON, EGG, AND
CHEESE!
BACON, EGG, AND CHEESE!
>> GRAPE SODA AND KOMBUCHA.
RYAN, DRINK.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT?
>> WAIT, I THREW MINE.
I GOTTA DO ANOTHER ONE?
>> Jimmy: NO, NO.
NO, WE DON'T.
I JUST DID IT FOR FUN.
WHAT WAS IT?
WHO HAS TO DRINK IT?
ME?
OH, RYAN DOES!
THAT'S GREAT.
>> RYAN DRINKS IT.
>> NO!
>> Jimmy: YES!
DUDE, DO YOU LIKE KOMBUCHA?
>> IT'S LIKE, "WHAT DID I JUST
ORDER?"
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE FERMENTED
PICKLE JUICE.
IT'S GREAT.
>> THIS ONE'S CALLED THE "VAN
WILDER."
>> KOMBUCHA AND GRAPE SODA.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU ALREADY DID
GRAPE SODA.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
THANK YOU, DRINKO.
THROW A BLOOD IN THERE.
[ CHEERS ]
>> OH, SNAP.
>> Jimmy: THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO
PARTY.
COME ON.
>> LET'S GO WITH -- GO WITH
THE BONE BROTH.
WHAT -- WHAT'S THE WORST?
CLAM JUICE?
>> CLAM JUICE.
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ]
>> BACON, EGG, AND CHEESE?
OH!
WHERE IS -- AH!
>> PUT SOME MAPLE SYRUP IN TOO.
>> Jimmy: RYAN, ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANNA DO THIS, MAN?
>> LET'S GO ALL IN.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> OH!
>> Jimmy: THIS IS GRAPE JUICE.
>> YEAH.
GET MORE OF THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE'RE GOOD.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT!
RYAN REYNOLDS!
YOU ARE A LEGEND!
♪♪♪
RYAN REYNOLDS, EVERYBODY.
CHRIS O'DOWD JOINS US AFTER THE
BREAK.
STICK AROUND.
OH, MY GOSH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST STARS
IN A NEW MOVIE CALLED "JULIET,
NAKED," WHICH OPENS IN SELECT
THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND
EVERYWHERE AUGUST 31st.
YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM OPPOSITE
RAY RAMONO IN THE SERIES "GET
SHORTY," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT
9:00 P.M. ON EPICS.
PLEASE WELCOME, CHRIS O'DOWD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.
>> WOW.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR
BEING --
>> THAT WAS QUITE SOMETHING TO
WATCH.
I MEAN, OH, MY GOODNESS.
IT WAS LIKE AN IRISH
CHRISTENING.
>> Jimmy: I FOLLOW YOU ON -- I
FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE FUNNY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING REALLY GOT
INTO THE WORLD CUP THIS YEAR.
ARE YOU A BIG SOCCER FAN OR
FOOTBALL FAN?
>> LOVE THE WORLD CUP.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO?
>> I LOVE THE WORLD CUP.
>> Jimmy: I SAW YOU WERE
TWEETING LIVE WHEN FRANCE WON.
>> YES.
I WAS HAPPY TO SEE THEM WIN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> IT WAS GOOD.
THE LAST TIME THEY WON WAS
IN 1998, AND I WAS LIVING IN
PARIS, AND THE WHOLE THING WAS
IN PARIS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
>> AND SO, THAT WAS QUITE
EXCITING.
>> Jimmy: WHY WERE YOU IN
PARIS?
WERE YOU VACATIONING THERE?
>> YOU KNOW?
IT WAS -- IT WAS ODD.
I WENT ON A SHOW, NOT UNLIKE
THIS.
THERE IS A SHOW IN IRELAND
CALLED "THE LATE LATE SHOW,"
WHICH IS A REALLY LONG-RUNNING
TALK SHOW, AND THEY DO THIS
THING WHERE THE HOST -- DOES
KIND OF AN OPRAH THROUGHOUT THE
COURSE OF THE SHOW.
WHERE HE'S LIKE, "OH, WE'VE
GOT, LIKE, THIS STUFF AND
EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE CAN
HAVE ONE."
YOU SHOULD DO THAT, BY THE WAY.
THAT WOULD PLAY WELL.
[ CHEERS ]
WHO WANTS SOME GIN AND BLOOD?
>> Jimmy: GIN AND BLOOD, YEAH.
>> THEY DID THIS THING WHERE
THEY SAID, "OKAY, WE'VE GOT --
WE'VE GOT -- WE'VE GOT TICKETS
FOR THIS FERRY THAT ARE GOING
FROM ROSLARE, IRELAND TO
FRANCE.
TO CHERBOURG, AND WE'VE GOT
FOUR TICKETS FOR EVERYBODY IN
THE AUDIENCE, AND WE WERE KIND
OF DRUNK STUDENTS AT THE TIME.
AND SO, 16 OF US HEADED OFF ON
A FERRY TO FRANCE FOR A DAY.
WE SAID, "OKAY.
WELL, WE'LL GO FOR A DAY.
IT WAS KIND OF A BOOZE CRUISE
KIND OF A THING, AND WE ARRIVED
IN FRANCE, AND I HAD NEVER BEEN
ABROAD.
I WENT TO PARIS ON MY OWN AND
ENDED UP STAYING FOR FIVE
MONTHS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
THIS IS A GREAT STORY.
>> IT WAS KIND OF WILD.
I SUPPOSE LOOKING BACK ON IT,
BUT --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I THOUGHT, "OKAY.
WELL, I'LL GO AND SEE A COUPLE
OF THE SIGHTS, AND THEN I'LL GO
BACK ON THE TRAIN, AND GET AND
BACK ON THE FERRY AND GO HOME.
SO, I WENT TO THE EIFFEL TOWER,
AND I WAS WALKING AROUND, AND I
WAS ABOUT TO JUMP BACK ON THE
TRAIN TO GO HOME AND SOMEBODY
WENT, "CHRIS!"
AND IT WAS A GIRL THAT I KNEW
FROM HOME WHO HAD BEEN ON SOME
EXCHANGE PROGRAM, AND SHE WAS
LIKE, "OH YEAH.
I'M ABOUT TO GO HOME AS WELL,
BUT LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT."
AND -- AND SO WE WENT OUT THAT
NIGHT, AND WE WENT INTO THIS
COCKTAIL BAR ON THE
CHAMPS-ELYSEES AND IT WAS THE
WILDEST PLACE I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I WAS QUITE GREEN, I THINK, AND
HADN'T BEEN AWAY SO MUCH.
AND SO, I ASKED THEM FOR A JOB,
AND THEY KIND OF PAN ME OFF AND
SAID, "NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T HAVE -- YOU KNOW.
WE DON'T NEED ANYBODY."
AND I WAS LIKE, "BUT I'M REALLY
GOOD AT COCKTAILS."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHICH WAS NOT SO MUCH THE CASE.
I HAD NEVER DONE IT.
OBVIOUSLY NEVER -- NO.
>> Jimmy: GOOD AT DRINKING IT,
BUT NOT MAKING IT.
>> YEAH, AND THEY SAID, "WELL,
COME IN FOR AN INTERVIEW
TOMORROW."
AND SO, I SAID, "OKAY."
AND I WENT IN, AND THE GUY
DIDN'T TURN UP.
AND I WAS -- KIND OF WENT OVER
AND I WAS LIKE, "IS MARCO
HERE?"
AND THIS LADY WAS LIKE, "NO,
I'M THE DAY MANAGER.
MARCO DOESN'T WORK DURING THE
DAY."
AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT A DICK,
JUST TO TELL ME TO COME."
AND SHE SAID, "WHY ARE YOU
HERE?"
AND I SAID, "I'M SUPPOSED TO
START WORK TODAY."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND SHE SAID, "OH, GOD.
WELL, HE NEVER TELLS ME
ANYTHING."
>> Jimmy: SO SHE'S MAD HIM TOO.
>> YEAH.
AND SHE'S LIKE, "OKAY.
WELL, GRAB A T-SHIRT."
AND SO, SHE GAVE ME A T-SHIRT,
AND I GOT BEHIND THE BAR.
AND IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS A BIG
BAR, THERE WAS A BUNCH OF
PEOPLE.
AND THERE WAS ONE GUY FROM
IRELAND THERE, AND I WAS LIKE,
"DUDE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M
DOING."
AND HE'S LIKE, "THAT'S OKAY.
JUST PULL PINTS, AND I'LL MAKE
THE COCKTAILS AND WE'LL WORK IT
OUT."
AND THEN THAT NIGHT, MARCO
COMES IN, THE MANAGER FOR THE
THING, AND HE'S LIKE, "WHAT THE
HELL ARE YOU DOING BEHIND THE
BAR?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, I DID
THE INTERVIEW WITH ANNALISE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE A
A GENIUS.
YOU ARE A GENIUS.
>> WHY NOT?
THAT WAS CRAZY.
THAT'S THE KIND OF STUFF YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE 19.
YOU MISS IT.
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE 19.
GOSH.
>> YEAH, FUN TIMES.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I HAVE TO SAY
WE HAD YOUR PAL, ROSE BYRNE.
YOUR CO-STAR.
>> OH, YOU HAD HER ON.
>> Jimmy: SHE WAS ON THE SHOW.
>> DID SHE SAY NICE THINGS
ABOUT ME?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY SHE
DEFINITELY DID.
"JULIET, NAKED" IS THE NAME OF
THE FILM.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND EXPLAIN THIS
FILM.
YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH
ETHAN HAWKE AS A --
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
ETHAN HAWKE PLAYS A
A SINGER/SONGWRITER FROM THE
'80s/'90s.
KIND OF A JEFF BUCKLEY TYPE OF
FIGURE THAT I'M OBSESSED WITH.
I'M A HUGE FAN.
ROSE AND I ARE TOGETHER IN THE
FILM, AND HE RELEASES A NEW
ALBUM.
HIS FIRST IN 20 YEARS.
HE'S THIS RECLUSE.
AND WE TRACK HIM DOWN, AND IT
DOESN'T GO VERY WELL FOR ME.
>> Jimmy: NOT FOR YOU, BUT --
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: -- BUT GOES WELL --
>> THEY -- THEY GET ON GREAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
EXACTLY.
IT'S GREAT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S GOOD.
IT'S A GOOD -- LIKE, ROMANTIC
COMEDY.
JESSE PERETZ DIRECTS IT.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S
FANTASTIC.
>> IT'S A REALLY FUN MOVIE.
YEAH.
AND THE MUSIC'S GREAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GREAT IN
EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN YOU IN.
"GET SHORTY" IS ALSO YOU'RE
VERY FUNNY IN AS WELL.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS ON EPIX, AND
WE JUST HAD YOU CO-STAR
RAY ROMANO --
>> DID HE SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT
ME?
>> Jimmy: YES, HE DID.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WEIRDLY, EVERY WEEK WE HAVE
PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU.
THAT JUST TALK ABOUT YOU, AND
EVENTUALLY WE GET YOU ON THE
SHOW.
BUT HE REALLY DID.
>> RAY'S THE BEST.
>> Jimmy: HE'S ONE OF THE
FUNNIEST HUMAN BEINGS.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: LIKE, WHATEVER HE'S
EVEN SAYING.
HE JUST READ A PHONE BOOK AND
MAKE YOU LAUGH.
>> HE'S GOT THE BEST VOICE.
>> Jimmy: HE REALLY --
>> HE'S GOT A VOICE.
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE A DOG WAKING UP.
[ IMITATES RAY ROMANO ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: A DOG WAKING UP.
[ IMITATES RAY ROMANO ]
>> LET'S SEE A MOVIE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT SERIES.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE, WATCHING A
A MOVIE, BUT THAT'S WELL DONE
DIRECTED AND SHOT.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S CHRIS O'DOWD IN "GET
SHORTY."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> HEY, WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING
THIS.
>> OH, LEAST I CAN DO.
MILES. >> ELLEN.
>> WAYNE AND I HAVE BEEN
TRADING CALLS.
>> HAVE WE?
>> OH.
>> WE MET AT ZINC.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO ZINC?
OH, VERY TRENDY.
BRUSSELS SPROUTS, ALL THAT.
YOU MENTIONED AMY ADAMS WAS A
A CLIENT OF YOURS.
>> NAME DROPPING.
>> I'M A FLIM PRODUCER.
I HAVE A NEW PROJECT AT MGM AND
I TOLD WAYNE ABOUT IT AND HE
SAID IT'S A HOMERUN.
>> HMM.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
>> OH, YEAH.
YOU SAID THAT AMY WOULD LOVE TO
READ IT AND THAT I SHOULD SEND
A COPY OF THE SCRIPT OVER TO
YOUR OFFICE.
>> HEY, LOOK, MAYBE WE DID HAVE
THAT CONVERSATION.
I DON'T REMEMBER, OKAY?
>> YOU WERE WITH A DIFFERENT
GIRL?
BUT LET'S KEEP THAT BETWEEN US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: CHRIS O'DOWD,
EVERYBODY.
"GET SHORTY" AIRS SUNDAYS AT
9:00 P.M. ON EPIX.
AND "JULIET, NAKED" OPENS IN
SELECT THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM
AUGUST GREENE.
CHRIS O'DOWD!
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A SUPER GROUP
WITH US TONIGHT.
FEATURING COMMON,
KARRIEM RIGGINS AND
ROBERT GLASPER.
PERFORMING "NO APOLOGIES" FROM
THEIR SELF-TITLED ALBUM, PLEASE
WELCOME AUGUST GREENE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME ♪
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ GOVERNMENT TRIED
TO SWALLOW ME
WISH WE HAD
OUR OWN COLONY ♪
♪ BLACK SPACE ODYSSEY
WE LAND ON PROPERTY
I'M AN ANOMALY
TO THE ECONOMY ♪
♪ GET DOLLARS
WE CHASE POLICY
EAT GOD DEGREE
WATCH AMéLIE ♪
♪ UNAPOLOGETIC
NO STOPPING ME
PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ A MAN I WASN'T TOLD
HOW TO BE
IN SOME WAYS
HIP-HOP FATHERED ME ♪
♪ POPS SAID ANYTHING
IS POSSIBLY INSHALLAH
THAT'S THE ISLAM IN ME ♪
♪ PARDON ME
MY ARTERY IS MARTYRY
GO HARD TO FREE
THOSE IN POVERTY ♪
♪ PEACE IS A PART OF ME
REVOLVED IN ME
INVOLVED IN ME
I'M GOD TO BE YO ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME ♪
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME ♪
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ META META METAPHYSICAL
REPPIN IS A RITUAL
SCHOOL DAYS
I'M THE PRINCIPAL ♪
♪ STILL WANNABES
AND
LIGHT SKIN
FIELD DUES ♪
♪ DON'T QUESTION ME
NO INTERVIEWS
IT'S GONNA TAKE
A MIRACLE ♪
♪ TO CHANGE THE BLOCK
AND THAT'S SPIRITUAL
TACTICS FOR BLACK KIDS
IT'S MIND OVER MATTER ♪
♪ WHERE BLACKS IS
IT'S CAPTIVE WHERE
THE TRAP IS ♪
♪ THE GHETTO IS
RADIOACTIVE
THE STRUGGLE'S ATTRACTIVE
MADE MOVES AND BACKSLID ♪
♪ SO I COULD BACK GIVE
BACK TO JACKSON
SEE BLACKS WERE PASSION ♪
♪ BLACKS IN FASHION
IN FACT THE RASH IT
NOW IT WAS STYLE
IT WAS LOUD ♪
♪ IT WAS PROUD
ENDOWED BY THE CLOUT
OF THE PEOPLE'S PROFILE ♪
♪ REACH OUT SPEAK NOW
WE DOWN FEET DOWN
ON THE GROUND
WHERE IT'S COLD ♪
♪ FACETIME BASS LINES
GRACE FINES GREAT MINDS
INTERTWINED
ON THE ROAD NOW ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME ♪
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪ FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
FOLLOW ME ♪
I BE LIVING OUT
A PROPHECY AYY ♪
♪ LIVING NO APOLOGIES
LIVING NO APOLOGIES ♪
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
OH, MY GOODNESS.
COMMON, ROBERT GLASPER,
KARRIEM RIGGINS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AUGUST GREENE'S SELF-TITLED
ALBUM IS OUT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: OUR THANKS TO
RYAN REYNOLDS, CHRIS O'DOWD,
COMMON, ROBERT GLASPER,
KARRIEM RIGGINS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU DON'T SEE THAT.
I LOVE IT.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS."
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
I HOPE TO SEE YOU TOMORROW.
BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪