if they move kill them yeah shoot him
shoot him that's what you do kill
everybody on the screen
don't let anybody live that's what games
were all about you see somebody you're
pumping motherfucking ass full leg but
then came along a game on the Japanese
home computer the PC 98 what do you get
when you take fireballs deceptive
enemies unavoidable hazards little girls
and put them all together you get Touhou
this is a video game this is what you
immediately think of whenever you hear
the term and it defines the word classic
even though the games are so simple on
the graphics so primitive it has a charm
that will never be managed the objects
and characters just barely represent
what they're supposed to be but that's
the whole beauty of it that you have to
use your imagination sound effects just
awesome it's that special kind of
atmosphere when it's in the middle of
the night and you're sitting the glowing
with the sound of crickets if you're as
big as a nerd as I am you might be
wondering how the hell did they come up
with that you're even more of a nerd if
you want to know the answer
well touhou was developed by a sunsoft
named after the original games developer
but his nickname was son while drunk
when it comes to touhou games they're
far from extinct way too many of these
games account now let's talk about the
sound that music
[Music]
in spite of its simplicity it's a fun
and addicting game even to this day I
thought it was fun apparently people
thought so too back then so you can play
it at home and then there is another one
and another one and another one and
another one and another one and another
one there was like 9 million fucking
games today there's so many sequels and
so many versions of each game it's out
of control and of course that meant
pornographic and I'm counting on at
least one of them to get my blood
boiling so let's take a trip into the
cyber world known as the Internet and
take a look it multiplied now this is
getting interesting it's repulsive
oh I gotta do it
the point is today Touhou is a franchise
this game has a whole community it's war
shipped but forget about all that for
just one moment pretend that it's 1997
and we live in Japan the first two were
both released on the same day on the PC
at 98 you can think of as brother and
sister game now that we got that out of
the way
check in for part two and we'll actually
play some Touhou games or if you want to
be cool you say play some - oh come on
you really want to make me play this