Be very quiet.
I'm hunting rabbits.
Oh, boy, rabbit tracks!
Bugsy, pal, there's a friend here to see you.
Survival of the fittest...
and besides, it's fun.
Did someone knock?
What's up, doc?
Now I got you, you rabbit!
Say, doc, are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law?
- This ain't rabbit hunting season. - It's not?
No, it's duck hunting season.
That, sir, is an unmitigated fabrication!
It's rabbit season!
- Duck season! - Rabbit season!
- Duck season!
Rabbit season!
I say it's duck season, and I say, ''Fire! ''
Let's try that again.
Okay.
- I'll start it this time. - Right.
- Rabbit season! - Duck season!
Rabbit season!
Duck season! Fire!
Okay, this time you start it.
Whatever you say.
- Rabbit! - Duck! Fire!
What's the matter? Everything's upside down.
That's strange, can't make heads or tails of things.
Hey, you, come back here.
What do you know? No more bullets.
No more bullets?
Laughing boy, no more bullets.
No more bullets?
Here, let me see that thing.
What do you know? One bullet left.
One bullet left?
- Laughing boy, there was... - I know!
Devilishly clever.
What's up, doc?
Having any luck on those ducks? It's duck season, you know?
Just a darn minute. Where d'you get that ''duck season'' stuff?
Says so right over there on that sign. You're so smart.
You know what to do with that gun, doc.
You're despicable.
Yes, you're despicable.
And picable, and you're very definitely despicable.
How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me.
It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people.
Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't that, goodness knows.
''Filet of Duck Bordelaise. Make the butter.''
''Duck Polonaise under Glass.''
''Rabbit Au Gratin de Gelatin under Tooled Leather.''
Drool!
''Barbecued Duck Meat with Broiled Duck Milanese.''
''Chicken-Fried Rabbit with Cottontail Sauce...
''braised in Carrots.''
I'm sorry, fellas, but I'm a vegetarian.
I just hunt for the sport of it.
Oh, yeah? There's other sports besides hunting you know?
Anyone for tennis?
Nice game.
Now, you screwy rabbit, you're next.
All right, come out or I'll blast you out.
For shame, doc.
Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun.
Elephant gun?
That's right, doc.
So why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant?
You do and I'll give you such a pinch.
Just wait till I get that screwy rabbit and that screwball duck.
What's the big idea? Why don't you look where you...
How simply dreadful!
You poor little man.
Did I hurt you with my naughty gun?
Shucks, well, I...
Gypsy, you naughty bow-wow. Stop that.
Okay, rabbit, I see through that disguise.
Say your prayers.
You too, duck.
Be very quiet. We're hunting Elmers.
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