你认为我以虐待为乐? Do you find me sadistic?
知道吗 小妞… You know, Kiddo...
我希望你能明白 I'd like to believe you're aware enough,
即便你落得如此下场 even now...
我绝不是什么虐待狂 to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions.
现在… At this moment...
此刻的我 this is me...
心痛不已 at my most masochistic.
比尔… Bill...
我怀的是你的孩子 it's your baby.
我看起来死透了 对吧? Looked dead, didn't I?
但我没死 Well, I wasn't.
尽管他们千方百计置我于死地 But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that.
比尔最后开的那枪让我昏迷不醒 Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma,
躺在病床上足足四年 a coma I was to lie in for four years.
醒来之后 When I woke up,
就像电影广告里说的 I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as...
我咆哮着踏上狂暴复仇之路 "a roaring rampage of revenge."
我咆哮 肆虐 I roared, and I rampaged,
我要他们血债血偿 and I got bloody satisfaction.
我杀了一堆人才来到这里 I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point,
只剩下一个 but I've only one more.
最后的那个人 The last one.
我现在正杀去他家 The one I'm driving to right now.
就剩下他了 The only one left.
等我到达目的地 And when I arrive at my destination,
就把比尔给杀了 I am gonna kill Bill.
第六章
双松教堂的大屠杀
说到双松婚礼教堂那宗惨案 Now, the incident that happened at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel...
也就是整个故事的开端 that put this whole gory story into motion...
至今为人津津乐道 has since become legend.
报纸的标题就叫做“双松教堂的大屠杀” "Massacre at Two Pines." That's what the newspapers called it.
地方新闻台的报导是 The local TV news called it,
“德州埃尔帕索市婚礼教堂大屠杀” "The El Paso, Texas Wedding Chapel Massacre."
至于事件的始末 在场人员 How it happened, who was there,
死亡人数 凶手身份 how many got killed and who killed them,
众说纷纭 莫衷一是 changes depending on who's telling the story.
事实上 In actual fact,
案发当天甚至还不是婚礼 the massacre didn't happen during a wedding at all.
只是婚礼前的排演 It was a wedding rehearsal.
我说“现在可以亲吻新娘了”的时候 Now, when we come to the part where I say, "You may kiss the bride,"
你就能亲吻新娘 you may kiss the bride.
记住不要舌吻 But don't stick your tongue in her mouth.
朋友们可能觉得好笑 This might be funny to your friends,
但双方家长会笑不出来 but it would be embarrassing to your parents.
我们会克制一下的 牧师 We'll try to restrain ourselves, Reverend.
婚礼歌曲决定好了吗? Y'all got a song?
“温柔地爱我”如何? How about "Love Me Tender"?
这首我会弹 I can play that.
好哇 Sure.
“温柔地爱我”挺好的 "Love Me Tender" would be great.
鲁弗斯很厉害 Rufus, he's the man.
鲁弗斯 你还跟谁合作过? Rufus, who was that that you used to play for?
鲁弗斯·托马斯 Rufus Thomas.
鲁弗斯·托马斯… Rufus Thomas. Rufus Thomas.
我还参加过“得瑞尔乐团” “漂流者乐团” I was a Drell. I was a Drifter.
还有“贸易船组合” “库尔伙伴” I was a Coaster. I was part of the Gang.
和“凯伊吧乐团” I was a Barkay.
他们到德州来的时候 会找我一起演奏 If they come through Texas, I done played with 'em.
鲁弗斯厉害喔 Rufus, he's the man.
我有没有漏掉什么? Have I forgotten anything?
你还没提到座位安排 Oh yes, you forgot, uh, the seating arrangements.
谢谢你 孩子的妈 Thank you, Mother.
最常见的座位安排就是 Now, the way we normally do this,
男女双方的亲友分别坐在两边 we have the bride's side, and then we have the groom's side.
但是女方这边没有任何宾客出席 But since the bride ain't got nobody coming,
而男方的宾客则来得太多 and the groom's got far too many people coming...
他们可是大老远从俄克拉何马州赶来 Well, yeah, they're coming all the way from Oklahoma.
了解 Right...
我想你们应该不反对 Well, I don't see no problem with...
让男方亲友坐到女方这边 the groom's side sharing the bride's side.
你觉得呢 孩子的妈? Do you, Mother?
我觉得并无不妥 I don't have a problem with that.
但是 新娘子 But, uh, honey, you know,
如果你这边能有人出席的话就好了 it would be good if you had somebody come.
感觉比较有诚意 You know, as a sign of good faith?
我没什么亲友 Well, I don't have anybody...
我只有汤米 except for Tommy and...
跟这几个朋友而已 my friends.
你没有家人吗? You have no family?
就快有了啊 Well, I'm working on changing that.
何莫尼太太 新娘子有我们这些家人就够了 Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family this little angel's ever gonna need.
我不太舒服 而且那婆娘快把我惹毛了 I'm not feeling very well, and this bitch is starting to piss me off.
你们再继续废话吧 我到外面透透气 So while y'all blather on, I'm gonna go outside and get some air.
不好意思 牧师 Reverend, sorry, uh...
她到外头透透气 She's gonna go out and get some air.
因为她的身体状况… Yeah. Given her delicate condition...
让她休息一会儿就好了 She just needs a few minutes to get it together. She'll be okay.
你好呀 小妞 Hello, Kiddo.
你怎么找到我的? How did you find me?
因为我厉害嘛 I'm the man.
你来这里做什么? What are you doing here?
做什么? What am I doing?
这个嘛 Well...
我刚刚在吹笛子 moment ago I was playing my flute.
现在呢 At this moment...
我正用这双老眼看着我见过最美丽的新娘 I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
你来这里做什么? Why are you here?
见你最后一面 Last look.
你不会乱来吧? Are you gonna be nice?
我这人向来爱乱来 I've never been nice in my whole life.
但我会尽量乖一点 But I'll do my best to be sweet.
我说过 I always told you...
你乖的时候最棒了 your sweet side is you best side.
这也是为什么 I guess that's why...
只有你看过我乖的样子 you're the only one who's ever seen it.
看来你已大腹便便了呢 So you got a bun in the oven.
肚子被搞大了 I'm knocked up.
真是不得了 Jeez, Louise.
那小伙子的手脚可真快 That young man of yours sure doesn't believe in wasting time, does he?
你见过汤米了? Have you seen Tommy?
穿礼服的大块头? Big guy in the tux?
就是他 Yes.
那我看过了 Then I saw him.
头发很帅 I like his hair.
你答应过你会乖的 You promised you'd be nice.
我只说会尽量乖一点 不能算答应吧 No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise.
但你说得对 But you're right.
你的年轻老公是做什么的? What does your young man do for a living?
他在当地经营一家二手唱片行 He owns a used record store here in El Paso.
原来他喜欢音乐呀? Music lover, eh?
他热爱音乐 He's fond of music.
谁不是呢 Aren't we all?
那你近来在哪里高就呢? And what are you doing for a J-O-B these days?
我在唱片行工作 I work in the record store.
这样啊 Aso.
瞬间真相大白了呢 It all suddenly seems so clear.
你喜欢你的工作吗? Do you like it?
很喜欢 你这猪头 Yeah. I like it a lot, smartass.
可以整天听音乐 I get to listen to music all day...
整天聊音乐 超棒的 talk about music all day. It's really cool.
很适合扶养女儿的环境 It's gonna be a great environment for my little girl to grow up in.
而不是飞到世界各地 杀人灭口 As opposed to jetting around the world, killing human beings,
赚进大把钞票咯? and being paid vast sums of money?
正是如此 Precisely.
我的老友… Well, my old friend...
只能说人各有志 to each his own.
但是呢 However,
他虽然抢了我的女人 all cockblockery aside...
我倒还是想认识一下你的年轻老公 I am looking forward to meeting your young man.
我的女人要嫁给谁 多少得关心一下 I happen to be, more or less, particular whom my gal marries.
你想参加婚礼? You want to come to the wedding?
但要让我坐在女方亲友席 Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
我的亲友席空无一人 You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
你向来人单势孤 Your side always was a bit lonely.
但我坚持坐在那里 But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.
知道吗 You know...
我做了关于你的美梦 I had the loveliest dream about you...
汤米来了 Oh, here's Tommy!
叫我亚琳 Call me Arlene.
你就是汤米吧? You must be Tommy!
亚琳跟我说了很多你的事 Arlene's told me so much about you.
宝贝 你还好吗? Honey, you okay?
我很好 Oh, I'm fine.
汤米 这位是我父亲 Tommy, I'd like you to meet my father.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
真是太好了 Oh, my God, this is great!
很高兴见到你 先生 I'm so glad to meet you, sir...
应该叫爸爸才对 Dad.
我叫比尔 The name's Bill.
见到你真好 比尔 Well, it's great to meet you... Bill.
亚琳之前说您不能出席 Arlene told me you couldn't make it.
惊讶吧? Surprise.
我爸总是这样 喜欢出其不意 That's my pop for ya. Always full of surprises.
说到出其不意 Well, in the surprise department...
有其父必有其女 the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
你什么时候到的? When did you get in?
刚到 Just now.
-直接从澳洲飞来这里? -那当然咯 -Did you come straight from Australia? -Of course.
爸 我跟汤米说你在伯斯开采银矿 Daddy, I told Tommy that you were in Perth mining for silver, and...
很难联络上你 no one could reach you.
幸亏有人联络上我了 Lucky for us all, that's not the case.
跟我说说 So...
这是怎么回事吧? What's this all about?
我知道婚礼排演 I've heard of wedding rehearsals,
但从来没看过穿着礼服的排演 but I don't believe I've ever heard of a wedding dress rehearsal before.
都花了那么多钱 只穿一次未免太可惜 We thought, "Why pay so much money for a dress you're only going to wear once?"
况且亚琳穿白纱的样子美极了 Especially when Arlene looks so goddamn beautiful in it.
所以打算穿个够本 So, I think we're going to try to get all the mileage we can out of it.
听说这样会触霉头 Isn't it supposed to be bad luck...
新郎最好别在婚礼前看到新娘穿白纱 不是吗? for the groom to see the bride in her wedding dress before the ceremony?
我这人比较莽撞 Well, I guess I just believe in living dangerously.
我懂你的意思 I know just what you mean.
年轻人 Son.
我们有人在赶时间 Some of us have places to be.
没错 Sure do.
我们得再排演一次 Look, we got to go through this one more time.
不如你找个位置… So, why don't you have a s...
天啊 Oh, my God.
我怎么没想到? 由你挽着新娘出场才对 What am I thinking? You should give her away!
汤米 我爸不喜欢来这套 Tommy, that's not exactly Daddy's cup of tea.
他坐在宾客席会比较自在点 I think Father would be much more comfortable sitting with the rest of the guests.
是这样吗? Really?
确实是太勉强了 That's asking a lot.
那就算了 Okay. Well, forget it.
今晚一起吃个饭 庆祝一下吧? But how about we go out to dinner tonight to celebrate?
除非让我请客 否则免谈 Only on the condition that I pay for everything.
没问题 Deal.
我们得继续排演了 We got to do this now.
我可以旁观吗? Can I watch?
当然 请坐吧 Absolutely. Have a seat.
女方宾客席是哪一边? Which is the bride's side?
这边 Right over here.
孩子的妈 开始吧 Mother, here we go!
接下来是誓词 Now son, about them vows...
比尔 Bill...
-我只想… -你没有亏欠我什么 -I just want... -You don't owe me a damn thing.
如果你决定选择他 If he's the man you want...
就去站在他身边吧 then go stand by him.
我好看吗? Do I look pretty?
美极了 Oh, yes.
谢谢你 Thank you.
怎么回事? What the hell?
别这样 比尔… No! Bill!
你是说 她连砍了88个喽啰之后 You telling me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards...
最后才把御莲给杀了? before she got to O-Ren?
不是砍了88个人 Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em.
是那些人自称“疯狂88帮” They just call themselves "The Crazy 88"
-为啥? -不晓得 -How come? -I don't know.
大概觉得听起来很酷吧 I guess they thought it sounded cool.
重点是 Anyhow,
他们全死在她的半藏武士刀下 they all fell under her Hanzo sword.
她有服部半藏的刀? She got a Hanzo sword?
他铸了一把给她 He made one for her.
他不是发过毒誓 不再铸剑? Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?
看来他破了戒 It would appear he has broken it.
日本鬼子还真会记仇 Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge, don't they?
或许是因为… Or maybe...
你总是让人恨得牙痒痒的 you just tend to bring that out in people.
我知道这个问题听起来很蠢 I know this is a ridiculous question before I ask it,
但你是否还在持续练剑? but you haven't, by any chance, kept up with your... swordplay?
我… I, um...
几年前就把剑拿去当掉了 I pawned that years ago.
你把服部半藏的剑给当了? You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?
没错 Yep.
那可是无价之宝 It was priceless.
它在埃尔帕索值不了几个钱 Well, not in El Paso, it ain't.
在这里它只换得到250美金 In El Paso, I got me $250 for it.
我在脱衣舞酒吧干保安 比尔 I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.
她想跟我干架的话 只要到酒吧来闹事 If she wants to fight with me, all she's got to do is come to the club and start some shit,
就可以打起来了 and we'll be in a fight.
我们的确很久没联络了 I know we haven't spoken in some time,
最后一次见面也闹得不愉快 and the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant,
但当务之急不是跟我赌气 but you've got to get over being mad at me,
你该怕（消音）才对 and start becoming afraid of ...,
她一定会找到这里来 把你杀了 because she is coming, and she's coming to kill you.
除非有我帮你 否则你一定会送命 And unless you accept my assistance, I have no doubt she will succeed.
我敢做敢当 绝不做缩头乌龟 I don't dodge guilt, and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance.
你我难道不能尽释前嫌? Can't we just... forget the past?
她找我们报仇也是应该的 That woman... deserves her revenge.
而我们也的确该死 And... we deserve to die.
但是话说回来 But then again...
她也一样该死 so does she.
所以只能看着办了 So I guess... we'll just see.
不是吗? Won't we?
第七章
葆拉·舒尔兹的孤坟
（大开眼界脱衣舞吧）
又迟到了 Late again.
巴德 你不会看时钟吗? Budd, can't you tell time?
又没半个客人来 There ain't nobody in here, man.
-巴德来了吗? -对 -Is that Budd? -Yeah.
叫他给老子滚进来 Tell him to get his fucking ass back here!
好的 Okay.
巴德 赖瑞有话跟你说 Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya.
来一管吧 别客气 宝贝 Take a hit. Be somebody, baby.
你找我? You looking for me?
我不晓得你以前在哪家狗屁洗车厂上班 I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here...
可以悠悠迟到20分钟 that let you stroll in 20 minutes late,
这里的规矩可不是那样 我也有开洗车厂的 but it wasn't owned by me and I own a fucking car wash.
-你要我离开吗? -别离开 乖乖待着 -Do you want me to leave? -No, I don't want you to leave. I want you to sit and wait.
赖瑞 Larry...
外头又没有半个客人 there ain't nobody out there, so...
“外头又没有半个客人” "There's nobody out there, Larry."
你到底想说什么? What's your point?
你来不来无所谓 是吗? That you're not needed here?
我的意思是 My point is...
我的工作是安保 I'm the bouncer, and...
但现在外头还没人闹 there ain't nobody out there to bounce.
你的意思是… You're saying that the reason...
我付钱找你来干活 你却在摸鱼 that you're not doing the job that I'm paying you to do...
是因为你没事可做? is that you don't have a job to do?
-不是的 -你的意思是这样吗? -No... -Is that what you're saying?
你到底想说什么? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly?
说你跟长在手肘上的屁眼一样没用吗? That you're as useless as an asshole right here?
你猜怎么着 小巴 Well, guess what, buddy.
你说服我了 I think... you just fucking convinced me.
我们来看看班表吧 Let's go to the calendar.
看班表咯 It's calendar time.
小巴的班表 Calendar time for Buddy.
你明天要上班吗? Okay. You working tomorrow?
要 Yeah.
明天没你的班 No, you're n...
你连哪天要上班都不知道 You don't even know what fucking day you work.
看吧 你明天没班 Here. You're not working tomorrow.
星期三才有班 本来有 现在没了 You're working Wednesday. Here you are. There you go.
你星期四要上班吗? Working Thursday?
-要 -现在不用了 -Yeah. -I don't think so.
星期五呢? Friday.
有排你的班呢 I don't... There's your name.
-你说是就是 -本来有你的班 -If you say so. -There used to be your name.
星期六本来也有你的班 Okay? Saturday. There used to be your name.
星期一你也不用来了 满意了吗? Monday... Here. How about that?
非得让你损失一点银子 才不会把我的话当放屁 Fucking with your cash is the only thing you kids seem to understand. Okay?
现在给我滚回去等电话 Now, I want you to go home till I call you.
直到我打给你为止 Till I call you.
回去之前先去找火箭炮 她要交代你差事 Before you leave, talk to Rocket. She's got a job for you to do.
还有 And...
帽子 the hat.
那顶蠢帽子 That fucking hat.
蠢爆了 跟你讲几次才会听… That fucking... How many times have I told you,
叫你别戴那顶蠢帽子 don't wear that fucking hat here?
要讲几次? How many?
有些客人也戴帽子 Customers wear hats.
我不是客人的老板 Well, I'm not the boss of the customers.
我是你老板 I'm the boss of you.
老板命令你 And I'm telling you...
不准戴那顶狗屎帽子来上班 that I want you to keep that shit-kicker hat at home.
正要找你 巴德 Yeah. Budd, honey, uh,
马桶又堵住了 the toilet is at it again.
屎尿流得满地 There's shitty water all over the floor.
知道了 Okay...
火箭炮 Rocket.
我去清干净 I'll clean it up.
看到了吧 Now...
这样你才会安分一点儿 对吧? that gentled you down some, didn't it?
没错 Yep.
奶子中了双倍的岩盐爆弹 任谁都无法再逞凶斗狠 Aingt nobody a badass with a double dose of rock salt dug deep in their tits.
我因为没有…奶子 Not having... tits...
像你那样的波霸美胸 as fine or as big as yours,
真无法想象会有多痛 I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting.
话说回来 Yet...
我也不想知道 I don't want to, neither.
我赢了 I win.
比尔吗? Bill.
我是他弟 臭贱人 Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch.
-巴德 -答对了 -Budd. -Bingo.
有话快说 有屁快放 And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?
我刚才抓到了那难抓的小姑娘 I just caught me the cowgirl ain't never been caught.
你杀掉她了吗? Did you kill her?
还没有 Well, not yet, I ain't.
但是她中了我的岩盐弹 I shot her full of rock salt.
现在乖得像只小猫 She's so gentle right now,
我随时可以要她的性命 I could perform her coup de grâce with a rock.
总之 Anywho...
猜猜我手里握着什么 Guess what I'm holding in my hand right now?
什么? What?
一把全新的服部半藏武士刀 A brand spanking new Hattori Hanzo sword.
跟你说喔 艾儿 And I'm here to tell ya, Elle,
这把刀利得不得了 that's what I call sharp.
要卖多少钱? How much?
很难说 毕竟… Oh, that's hard to say, being that it's...
它可是无价之宝 priceless and all.
你想怎样? What's the terms?
你明天一早赶过来 You get your bony ass down here first thing in the morning...
带着一百万现钞 with a million dollars in folding cash...
就能得到这把绝世宝刀 and I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by a man.
意下如何? Now, how do you like the sound of that?
成交 Sounds like we got a deal.
只有一个条件 One condition.
什么条件? What?
折磨她 直到她断气为止 She must suffer to her last breath.
这个嘛 Well...
亲爱的艾儿 That, Elle darling...
这点绝对不成问题 I can pretty much damn well guarantee.
那就明早见了 Then I'll see you in the morning,
百万富豪 millionaire.
再见 All right.
该起床咯 Wakey, wakey.
太阳晒屁股了 Eggs and bakey.
（葆拉·舒尔兹 生于1823 卒于1898）
挖好了 I'm done!
快拉我上去 Get me outta this hole!
看她眼睛瞪那么大 Whoa, look at those eyes.
这婆娘肯定气疯了 This bitch is furious.
我不是说了吗? What did I tell ya?
她是你见过最正点的金发妞吗? Is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?
她是你见过最正点的金发妞吧? Or... is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?
我看过更正点的 I seen better.
你还有话要说吗? You got anything to say?
白种女人最爱来“冷战”这招 White women call this "the silent treatment."
殊不知男人乐得耳根清净 And we let 'em think we don't like it.
你抓脚 我抬她的头 You grab the feet, I'll get the head.
爱乱动 Wiggle worm,
看见这个了吧? you see this?
看见了吧? You see it, don't ya?
这是防身喷雾剂 That's a can of Mace.
今晚要让你入土为安 No. You're going underneath the ground tonight.
就这样结束了 And... that's all there is to it.
我要活埋你 I wanna bury ya.
我原本打算让你… I was gonna bury ya...
带着这个入土 with this.
若你不安分一点的话 But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass...
我就整罐喷进你的眼睛 I'm gonna spray this whole goddamn can right in your eyeballs!
让你的眼珠子辣到掉出来 I'll burn 'em right outta your fucking head.
让你既瞎… Then you're gonna be blind...
又痛地… and burning...
惨遭活埋 and buried alive.
你选哪一个呢 妹子? Now, what's it gonna be, sister?
明智的选择 That's a wise decision.
谁叫你伤透了我哥的心 This is for breaking my brother's heart.
第八章
白眉的铁血试炼
很久很久以前 Once upon a time...
在中国 in China,
大约公元1003年 some believe around the year one double aught-three,
白莲教教主白眉 head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was...
有一天走在路上 walking down a road...
一边思考着 contemplating...
白眉那样武功盖世的人会思考的问题 whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite powers would contemplate,
也就是 没人知道他在想什么 which is another way of saying, "Who knows?"
有个少林武僧从路的另一头迎面走来 when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road, traveling in the opposite direction.
当两人擦肩而过时 As the monk and the priest crossed paths...
白眉莫名地大发慈悲 Pai Mei in a practically unfathomable display of generosity,
向少林武僧微微颔首 gave the monk the slightest of nods.
武僧却没有回礼 The nod... was not returned.
少林武僧是故意对白眉不敬吗? Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei?
还是碰巧没看见对方的行礼? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture?
原因至今仍是个谜 The motives of the monk remain unknown.
后人只知道 What is known...
下场是什么 were the consequences.
隔天早上 The next morning,
白眉来到了少林寺 Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin temple...
要求少林寺方丈 and demanded of the temple's head abbot...
交出项上人头 that he offer Pai Mei his neck...
以示谢罪 to repay the insult.
方丈第一个反应是先安抚白眉 The abbot, at first, tried to console Pai Mei.
没想到白眉… Only to find Pai Mei was...
已怒不可遏 inconsolable.
就此揭开了 So began...
血洗少林寺的序幕 the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple,
寺内60名僧侣 and all sixty of the monks inside,
丧命于白莲教教主白眉之手 at the fists of the White Lotus.
于是白眉的“五步穿心指”传说不径而走 And... so began the legend of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique.
敢问何谓“五步穿心指”呢? And what, pray tell, is the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique?
简单来说 Quite simply,
它是武林中最致命的大绝招 the deadliest blow in all of martial arts.
他伸出手指 He hits you with his fingertips...
分别点中你身上五个穴道 at five different pressure points on your body...
之后就放你走 and then lets you walk away.
但不出五步 But once you've taken five steps...
你便心脏爆裂 your heart explodes inside your body...
倒地而亡 and you fall to the floor, dead.
他传授你这招了吗? Did he teach you that?
没有 No.
他从不肯传授“五步穿心指” He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique.
话说回来 Now...
我向来欣赏你的一点 小妞 one of the things I've always liked about you... Kiddo...
是你超龄的聪慧 is you appear wise beyond your years.
故请听我一言 So, allow me to impart a word to the wise:
不管… Whatever...
不管白眉说什么 whatever Pai Mei says,
你都得照办 obey.
你敢露出丝毫忤逆的眼神 If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye,
他会把你眼珠挖出来 he'll pluck it out.
敢对他摆出美国人的架子 And if you throw any American sass his way...
他会把你的颈背当成树枝折断 he'll snap your back and your neck like they were twigs.
让你见不到明天的太阳 And that will be the story of you.
他答应收你为徒 He'll accept you as his student.
你怎么了? What happened to you?
-我没事 -跟他打起来了吗? -Nothing. -Get in a fight?
以武会友罢了 Friendly contest.
他怎么会答应收我为徒? Why did he accept me?
因为他已垂垂老矣 Because he's a very, very, very old man.
跟天底下所有的老不死家伙一样 And like all rotten bastards...
人老了容易寂寞 when they become old, they get lonely.
虽不至性情大变 Which has no effect on their dispositions,
却总算懂有人陪伴的珍贵 but it does teach them the value of company.
光看那些阶梯 我就想起痛苦的往事 Just seeing those steps again makes me ache.
你往后的日子可开心了 You're gonna have a lot of fun...
挑着水桶在那该死的阶梯上下来回 carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker.
我何时能再见你? When will I see you again?
这是我最喜欢的70年代灵魂乐歌曲名呢 That's the title of my favorite soul song of the seventies.
-你说什么? -没什么 -What? -Nothing.
等他说你能出师的时候就行了 When he tells me you're done.
会是什么时候呢? When do you think that might be?
亲爱的 得看你的造化了 That, my dearest, depends entirely on you.
记住了 切莫嘲讽 切莫回嘴 Now remember, no sarcasm, no backtalk.
至少撑过第一年再说 At least not for the first year or so.
先让他对你有好印象 You're gonna have to let him warm up to you.
他讨厌白人 鄙视美国人 He hates Caucasians, despises Americans,
更瞧不起女人 and has nothing but contempt for women.
也就是说 So, in your case...
你会更辛苦点 it might take a little while.
再见 Adiós.
师父
你的汉语好差
我一个字也听不懂
而且好刺耳
我没叫你说话 你就别说
你的汉语好呢? 还是你的广东话好?
我日语说得很好 I speak Japanese very well...
我没问你日本话 也没问你蒙古话
我问你会不会说广东话?
一点点 A little.
你是来学武的 不是学讲话
如果你不懂汉语
就像狗一样
我会斥喝你 命令你
用棍打你
你的师父是不是比尔呀?
是的 没错 Yes, he is.
你师傅说过你曾经学过武术
你学过些什么?
我精通“虎鹤双形拳” I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style,
博大精深的日本剑术 我亦娴熟 and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword.
日本剑道 开什么玩笑?
你所谓的剑道不值个屁…你就更加笨
你居然敢正视我?
看你的脾气都可以学武
你觉得本道的功夫跟你比如何?
不
你知道本道会杀人吗?
知道
那么你是想死咯?
不
傻瓜 真是傻瓜
本道好想看看你有多傻
起身
亏你还学过虎鹤拳
刚才走了一百来台阶就在喘了
我看你不单是傻
身体也很虚啊
对了 你会说日本话
我最恨日本人
去兵器架那边
拔那把剑
我要看下你的武功有多深
出招
如果我输给你的话
我干脆拜你为师
你看到我的功夫了吧? 试我的脚法
你的剑术只是一般入门的水平
残废也比你强
再来啊
废物
我已经给你机会展示一下你的武功 我看到了…
你一点都不会
现在我要你以虎鹤拳
和我的鹰爪拳比试一下
你和其他美国女人一样
只知道在餐馆点菜 花男人的钱
痛吗? 我问你呢?
好痛
你相不相信我
随时能砍下你的手臂?
求求你别这么做 No, please don't!
你相不相信我想怎样就怎样
如果你不想我砍你的手 动手
我没办法 I can't.
打不过吧?
是的
你以前试过这种滋味吗?
不
你的功夫和我比 简直是班门弄斧
没错
现在开始
你想不想学 我刚才和你打的这套拳?
想 Yes!
从明天开始你要练武 记住
你的手臂属于我
我会将它练得结实
你能不能做到像我这样?
我可以 但没办法那么近
那就是不行了
如果敌人离你的身体只有三寸
你要怎么对付他?
抱头鼠窜?
还是用拳打穿他?
现在开始
练拳头不应该是你怕木头
应该是木头怕你
你之所以打不穿木头
是因为你用手之前 已经认输了
如果你像狗一样吃东西
我就让你像狗一样住外面
如果你想像人一样的话
把筷子拿起来
快断吧 臭绳子 Come on, you bitch.
看好了 白眉 Okay, Pai Mei.
验收成果了 Here I come.
（咖啡厅）
可以给我一杯水吗? May I have a glass of water, please?
第九章
艾儿与我
德州葬礼都这样埋人的呀? So that's a Texas funeral?
没错 Yep.
甘拜下风 巴德 I have to give it to ya, Budd.
这种死法也太惨了 That's a pretty fucked up way to die.
活埋地点的墓碑上是什么名字? What's the name on the grave she's buried under?
葆拉 Paula...
舒尔兹 Schultz.
我能看一下刀吗? Can I look at the sword?
红色袋子里装的是我的钱吗? That's my money right there in that red bag, isn't it?
正是 It sure is.
那么刀是你的了 Well then, it's your sword now.
你刚说什么? What's that you said?
这就是百闻不如一见的服部半藏刀 So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword.
如假包换 That's a Hanzo sword, all right.
比尔说你以前也有一把? Bill tells me you once had one of these of your own.
对啊 以前有过 Yeah, once.
跟这把比起来呢? Yeah? How does this one compare to that?
要评价服部半藏刀 If you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword...
好歹也拿一把… you compare it to every other sword ever made...
不是服部半藏的刀来比 wasn't made by Hattori Hanzo.
请喝喝看吧 Here you go. Wrap your lips around that.
说说看 So...
你的感受是哪一种? which "R" are you filled with?
什么感受? What?
据说 They say...
老年人的第一大死因 the number one killer of old people...
是退休 is retirement.
有工作能做的人比较长寿 People got a job to do, they tend to live a little bit longer so they can do it.
我一直觉得杀手跟敌人的关系 I've always figured that warriors and their enemies...
也是如此 share the same relationship.
现在不需要上场杀敌了 So now that you're not gonna have to face your enemy no more on the battlefield...
你的感受是哪一种? which "R" ya filled with?
松了口气? Relief...
还是后悔? or regret?
两者都有吧 A little bit of both.
废话 Horseshit.
当然两种感受都有 I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both.
但我知道 其中一种必定比较深刻 But I know damn well that you feel one more than you feel the other.
我想知道的是 And the question was:
哪一种比较深刻? Which one is it?
后悔 Regret.
我其实还挺佩服那位老同事 You know, you gotta hand it to the ol' girl.
没人能像她那样骗过比尔 I never saw anybody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill.
比尔说她聪明绝顶 Bill thought she was so damn smart.
我说她… And I tried to tell him...
只是金发妞里比较聪明的 she was just smart for a blond.
谢啦 Thanks a bunch.
抱歉啊 巴德 I'm sorry, Budd.
我真是没礼貌 That was rude of me, wasn't it?
巴德 Budd,
认识一下我的朋友 黑曼巴蛇 I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba.
黑曼巴蛇 Black mamba,
这位是巴德 this is Budd.
买蛇之前 我上网查过 You know, before I picked that little fella up, I looked him up on the Internet.
黑曼巴蛇真是迷人的动物 Fascinating creature, the black mamba.
听好了喔 Listen to this:
非洲有种说法 "In Africa, the saying goes,
在荒野里 被大象踩到会死 被猎豹咬到会死 'In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you,
被黑曼巴蛇咬到也会死 and a black mamba can kill you.
但唯有黑曼巴蛇 But only with the mamba,'
自古以来非洲人深信不疑 and this has been true in Africa since the dawn of time,
它的致死率百分之百 'is death sure.'
因此号称“死亡化身” Hence its handle, 'Death Incarnate.'"
很酷吧? Pretty cool, huh?
它的神经毒素是自然界最强的剧毒之一 "Its neurotoxic venom is one of nature's most effective poisons,
干扰神经系统功能 造成瘫痪 acting on the nervous system, causing paralysis.
遭黑曼巴蛇咬伤者可能在4小时之内丧命 The venom of a black mamba can kill a human being in four hours,
上述是指患部为脚踝或拇指 if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb.
若被咬伤脸部或躯干 However, a bite to the face or torso...
则会在20分钟之内瘫痪并死亡 can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes."
听好咯 接下来跟你有关 Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you.
仅仅一处蛇咬 毒液份量便令人咋舌 "The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan."
我超爱“令人咋舌”这词 You know, I've always liked that word, "gargantuan."
很少有机会用得到 I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.
若不及时施打抗毒血清 "If not treated quickly with antivenom,
即便10到15毫克的毒液也能使人致命 ten to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings.
然而 黑曼巴蛇每次攻击可注入100到400毫克的毒液 However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite."
好吧 Now...
在你痛苦万分地死去之前 in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left,
让我好好地回答你刚才的问题 let me answer that question you asked earlier more thoroughly.
此时此刻 Right at this moment...
我心里真正的感受是后悔不已 the biggest "R" I feel is regret.
我后悔 Regret...
居然让我生平遇过最顶尖的杀手 that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever met...
丧命在你这瘪三手中 met her end at the hands of a bushwhacking, scrub,
你这个颓废的酒鬼废物 alkie, piece of shit like you.
死在你手中简直太侮辱她了 That woman deserved better.
比尔 Bill...
有个坏消息 I have some tragic news.
你弟弟死了 Your brother's dead.
真是太遗憾了 亲爱的 I am so sorry, baby.
她在你弟屋里放进一条黑曼巴蛇 She put a black mamba in his camper.
放心吧 亲爱的 她死了 I got her, sweetie. She's dead.
这么说吧 Let me put it this way:
想念她的时候 You ever start feeling sentimental,
就到加州巴斯托市 go to Barstow, California.
到了之后别忘了先去买束花 When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers.
再到亨廷顿墓园 弗勒街和瓜达卢佩街的交叉口 Take those flowers to Huntington Cemetery on Fuller and Guadalupe,
找到“葆拉·舒尔兹”的墓碑 放上鲜花 look for the headstone marked "Paula Schultz," and lay them on the grave.
因为长眠于墓碑底下的正是碧翠丝小妞本人 'Cause you will be standing at the final resting place of Beatrix Kiddo.
-马堤·可斯崔瑟 -有 -Marty Kitrosser? -Here.
-梅兰妮·哈豪斯 -有 -Melanie Harrhouse? -Here.
碧翠丝小妞 Beatrix Kiddo?
有 Here.
我可以在4小时内赶到 要我过去陪你吗? Look... I can be there in about four hours. Do you want me to come over?
不麻烦…如果你需要我 宝贝 我会陪在你身旁 No, no, no. You need me, baby, I'm there.
我要出发了 Okay. I'm leaving now.
你先去抽点大麻之类的 You go smoke some pot or something.
我一会儿就到 I'll be there soon.
恶心死了 Gross.
“致胞弟巴德 世间男子独爱你一人” "To my brother, Budd. The only man I ever loved.
“比尔赠” Bill."
那把是什么? What's that?
巴德的服部半藏刀 Budd's Hanzo sword.
他说他把刀当掉了 He said he pawned it.
想必他没说真话咯? Guess that makes him a liar now, don't it?
艾儿 Elle?
小碧 Bea.
有件事我一直很好奇 Something I've always been curious about.
就当作我们女生之间的悄悄话 Just between us girls...
你到底对白眉说了什么 让他气得戳掉你眼睛? what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye?
我骂他是个糟老头 I called him a miserable old fool.
不智之举 Bad idea.
你知道我后来干了什么吗? Know what I did?
我杀了那糟老头 I killed that miserable old fool.
鱼头好吃吗 糟老头? How do you like the fish head, you miserable old fool?
我在他的鱼头里下毒 I poisoned his fish heads.
你这条没人性的狗
我一定…我一定会…
我告诉他 And I told him,
对我来说 "To me,
你这糟老头发的誓 the word of an old fool like you...
一文不值 is worth less than nothing."
没错 That's right.
我杀了你师父 I killed your master.
现在要连你也一起杀掉 And now I'm gonna kill you, too.
让你死在你自己的刀下 With your own sword, no less.
用不了多久 Which, in the very immediate future,
这把刀就会变成我的了 will become my sword.
贱人 Bitch...
你也活不了多久了 you don't have a future.
死贱人 Fucking bitch!
看我杀了你 你死定了 I'll kill you! You're fucking dead!
贱人… You bitch! You bitch!
我杀了你这贱人 I'll fucking kill you, you bitch!
我杀了你 Oh, I'll get you!
我要亲手宰了你 I'm gonna kill you!
你在哪里? Where are you?
出来跟我打呀 Lemme fucking at you!
你在哪里? Where are you?
看我宰了你这贱人 I'm coming, you fucking bitch!
你死定了 You're fucking dead!
死定了 你这贱人 You're dead! You fucking bitch!
最终章
正面对决
由于缺乏父爱 Like most men who never knew their father,
比尔喜欢跟如父亲般的长者来往 Bill collected father figures.
他第一个认识的是埃斯特班·维黑奥 The first was Esteban Vihaio.
埃斯特班是拉皮条的 也是比尔母亲的友人 Esteban was a pimp and a friend of Bill's mother.
他在墨西哥阿库纳市开妓院已超过50年 He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexico, for over 50 years.
他的私人军队叫“阿库纳男孩” His army, the Acuna Boys,
都是妓女所生下的生父不详的孩子 made up of the fatherless offspring of his whores,
全阿库纳市都归他们管 ran Acuna.
他们则归埃斯特班管 He ran the Acuna Boys.
他已高龄80 Now, at the age of 80,
这位退休的老先生 it would be this retired gentleman of leisure...
能告诉我比尔的行踪 who could point me in Bill's direction.
埃斯特班·维黑奥先生吗? Señor Esteban Vihaio?
我是 Yes.
我可以坐下吗? May I join you?
叫我埃斯特班 你才可以坐下 Only on the condition that you call me Esteban.
我可以坐下吗 埃斯特班? May I join you, Esteban?
请坐 Please.
（《库拉琼的卡鲁肯》 茉莉·袁著）
你是美国人吗? Americana?
是的 Yes.
我会说一点西班牙语 如果对你比较方便的话 I speak a little Spanish, if you prefer.
用不着… No, no, no, no.
说英文就好 I prefer English.
我很久没说英文了 I haven't spoken it in a while,
我得好好把握机会 but I would relish the opportunity...
难得有像你这么美的小姐跟我聊天 to converse with such a pretty companion as yourself.
与您这样优雅的绅士为伴是我的荣幸 It's my pleasure to be in the company of such a fine gentleman as yourself.
先警告你喔 年轻的小姐 I must warn you, young lady...
人家一夸 我就得意忘形 I am susceptible to flattery.
找我有什么事吗? How may I be of service to you?
比尔在哪里? Where's Bill?
想必你就是碧翠丝 You must be Beatrix.
看得出他为何迷恋你 I can see the attraction.
还记得比尔5岁时 我带他去看电影 I remember when Bill was only five years old, I took him to the movies.
女主角是拉娜·特纳 It was a movie starring Lana Turner.
《邮差总按两次铃》男主角是约翰·加菲尔德 The Postman Always Ring Twice, with John Garfields.
每当她出现在大银幕上 And whenever she would appear on the screen,
比尔就狂吸吮大拇指 停都停不下 Bill would begin compulsively to suck his thumb to an obscene amount.
我当下就知道 And I knew from this very moment,
这小子迷恋金发尤物 this boy was a fool for blonds.
话说回来 You know...
被你这么美的女人迷得神魂颠倒 being a fool for a woman such as yourself...
也是人之常情 is always the right thing to do.
若当初我还在业界打滚时就认识你 If we had met when I was back in business...
你肯定会成为我旗下的头牌小姐 you would have been my number one lady.
你过奖了 Well, I'm flattered.
你知道就好 You goddamn well better be.
他们说你开着一辆小货车 This... I heard you were driving a truck.
我的“把妹车”抛锚了 My Pussy Wagon died on me.
妹妹不堪用了啊 The Pussy died. Hmm.
比尔朝你脑袋开枪是吗? Bill shot you in the head, no?
是的 Yes.
换作是我就不会做得那么绝 I would have been much nicer.
顶多把你毁容而已 I would have just cut your face.
原谅我无礼 You must forgive me.
请一起喝杯酒吧 Please... you have a drink with me.
克拉菈 Clara!
来了 Coming.
两杯龙舌兰 Dos añejo.
谢谢 Gracias.
刚才说到哪儿了? What were we talking about?
比尔 Bill.
比尔在哪里? Where's Bill?
他在夸特罗别墅 Bill is at the Villa Quatro,
往萨莱纳市的方向 on the road to Salina.
我待会画地图给你 I will draw you a map.
比尔就像我亲生儿子 Bill is like a son to me.
你知道我为什么帮你吗? Do you know why I help you?
不知道 No.
因为他会希望我帮你 Because he would want me to.
我才不信 Now, that I don't believe.
不然他怎能再见到你? How else is he ever going to see you again?
不准动 妈咪 Freeze, Mommy.
我们中弹了 碧比 She got us, B.B.
妈咪射中我们了 Mommy got us.
我死了 I'm dying!
我也死了… I'm dying.
倒下呀 宝贝 Fall down, sweetheart.
我们被妈咪打死了 Mommy shot us.
“快枪侠小妞”并不知道 But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know...
小碧比只是在装死 that little B.B. was only playing possum,
因为她刀枪不入 due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets.
我刀枪“入入”喔 妈咪 I am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
回来躺好啦 你还在装死耶 Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum.
杀手冷笑着 So, as the smirking killer advanced...
走向被子弹打中的尸体 on what she thought was a bullet-ridden corpse,
此时小碧比开枪反击 that's when little B.B. fired.
你死了 妈咪 You're dead, Mommy.
快倒下呀 So die.
碧比 B.B.
我早该料到 I should've known.
你才是最强的 You are... the best.
妈咪 别死啦 Oh, Mommy. Don't die.
我只是在玩而已 I was just playing.
我知道 I know.
我告诉她你在睡觉 I told her you were asleep...
但总有一天会醒来 回到她身边 but that one day you'd wake up and come back to her.
她问我 And she asked me,
我一出生 妈咪就在睡觉 "If Mommy's been asleep since I was born,
她要怎么认出我? then how will she know what I look like?"
我回答 To which I replied,
妈咪会一直梦见你呀 "Because Mommy's been dreaming of you."
我是这么回答她的 That's what I said.
你有没有梦见我? 我有梦见你喔 Did you dream of me? I dreamed of you.
我每天晚上都梦见你 宝贝 Every single night, baby. Every single night.
我等了好久 你终于醒来了 妈咪 I waited a long time for you to wake up, Mommy.
让我看看你 Now, let me look at you.
真是个漂亮的小女孩 My, my, my, what a pretty little girl you are.
你也很漂亮 妈咪 You're pretty too, Mommy.
告诉妈咪 你看到她照片时说了什么 Tell Mommy what you said when I showed you her picture.
说嘛 别害羞 Come on, shy girl.
说嘛 你记得的 Come on. You know what you said.
说呀 妈咪听了会很开心的 Come on. Tell Mommy. It'll make her feel good.
说吧 Yeah. Come on.
我说 I said... I said,
你是全世界我看过最漂亮的女生 "You're the most beautifulest woman I ever saw in the whole wide world."
没错 她的确这么说 That's the truth. That's what she said.
碧比 B.B.,
妈咪的头发是全世界最漂亮的 对吧? don't you think Mommy has the prettiest hair in the whole wide world?
没错 Yes, I do.
说漂亮还不足以形容 Matter of fact, it's better than pretty.
更胜于漂亮的词是什么? What's better than pretty?
美丽动人 Gorgeous.
很好 美丽动人 Very good. Gorgeous.
妈咪真是美丽动人 Mommy is gorgeous.
跟你说喔 宝贝 You know, sweetie,
妈咪在生爹地的气 Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy.
为什么呢? 因为你不乖吗 爹地? Why, Daddy? Were you being a bad daddy?
恐怕是吧 爹地太坏了 I'm afraid I was. I was a real bad daddy.
前几天 咱们的女儿见识了生与死 Our little girl learned about life and death the other day.
告诉妈咪埃米里欧的事吧 Wanna tell Mommy about what happened to Emilio?
我杀死它了 I killed him.
埃米里欧是她的金鱼 Emilio was her goldfish.
埃米里欧是我的金鱼 Emilio was my goldfish.
她跑进我的房间 She came running into my room,
手里握着金鱼 哭着说 holding the fish in her hand and crying,
“爹地 埃米里欧死了” "Daddy. Daddy. Emilio's dead."
我说“真的吗 太不幸了” And I said, "Really? That's so sad.
“它怎么死的” How did he die?"
你怎么说的? And what did you say?
被我踩死的 I stepped on him.
其实呢 宝贝 Actually, young lady,
你避重就轻地说 the words you so strategically used were,
“被我不小心踩死的” "I accidentally stepped on him."
我继续追问 To which I queried,
“你的脚怎么会不小心踩进埃米里欧的鱼缸里呢?” "And just how did your foot accidentally find its way into Emilio's fishbowl?"
她说“不是啦” And she said, "No, no, no.
“埃米里欧在地毯上被我踩到” Emilio was on the carpet when I stepped on him."
故事越来越精彩了 The plot thickens.
“埃米里欧怎么会在地毯上?” "And just how did Emilio get on the carpet?"
妈咪 你一定会以她为傲 And, Mommy, you would've been so proud of her.
她没撒谎 She didn't lie.
她说她把埃米里欧从鱼缸抓出来 She said she took Emilio out of his bowl...
把它放在地毯上 and put him on the carpet.
埃米里欧在地毯上怎么了呢? And what was Emilio doing on the carpet?
翻来跳去 Flapping.
然后你一脚用力踩上去 And then you stomped on him.
当你脚抬起来的时候 And when you lifted up your foot...
埃米里欧怎么了呢? what was Emilio doing then?
它不动了 Nothing.
它不再翻来跳去了吧? He stopped flapping, didn't he?
之后她告诉我 She told me later...
当她抬起脚 看见埃米里欧不动了 that the second she lifted up her foot and saw Emilio not flapping,
她知道自己做了什么 she knew what she had done.
那不正是描绘生死的最佳画面吗? Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death?
前一秒金鱼在地毯上翻跳 A fish flapping on the carpet,
下一秒金鱼不再跳了 and a fish not flapping on the carpet.
很有张力的画面 So powerful,
连不懂生死的4岁小孩都能理解 even a four-year-old with no concept of life or death knew what it meant.
你很爱埃米里欧吧? You loved Emilio, didn't you?
我也很爱妈咪 Well, I love Mommy too.
但是我对待妈咪 就像你对待埃米里欧一样 But I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
你用力踩了妈咪? You stomped on Mommy?
比那更糟 Worse.
我开枪射了妈咪 I shot Mommy.
不是像我们刚才那样假装射她 Not pretend shooting like we were just doing.
是真的开枪射她 I shot her for real.
为什么? 你好奇会变成怎样吗? Why? Did you want to see what would happen?
我知道开枪射妈咪 她会变成怎样 No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her.
但我却不知道… What I didn't know...
开枪射妈咪后 我会变成怎样 was when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
你怎么了呢? What happened?
我非常地伤心 I was very sad.
也得到了教训 And that's when I learned...
有些事 一旦做了就无法挽回 some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
妈咪怎么了呢? What happened to Mommy?
你可以问问妈咪啊 Why don't you ask Mommy?
你还好吗 妈咪? 很痛吗? You okay, Mommy? Does it hurt?
不痛的 宝贝 No, sweetie.
已经不痛了 Doesn't hurt anymore.
后来你生病了吗? Did it make you sick?
没有 No.
后来我睡着了 It made me sleep.
所以才没能陪着你 碧比 因为我睡着了 That's why I haven't been with you. B.B. I've been asleep.
但是你醒来了 对吧 妈咪? But you're awake now, Mommy. Right?
我清醒得很呢 小美女 I'm wide awake, pretty girl.
碧比 睡前要不要妈咪陪你看影片? B.B., would you like Mommy to watch a video with you before sleepy time?
妈咪 睡前要不要陪我看影片? Mommy, do you want to watch a video with me before sleepy time?
当然好 Oh, yeah! I would love to.
你要看哪一部? Which one do you wanna watch?
《刺杀大将军》 Shogun Assassin.
不行 碧比 《刺杀大将军》太长了 No, B.B. Shogun Assassin is too long.
才不会 No, it's not.
那好吧 Well, then,
让你们女生慢慢欣赏 I'll leave you ladies to it.
我小的时候 When I was little,
我父亲非常出名 my father was famous.
他是日本帝国最伟大的武士 He was the greatest samurai in the empire.
也是幕府将军的刽子手 And he was the shogun's decapitator.
共斩下131个大名的首级 He cut off the heads of 131 lords.
父亲返家后 My father would come home to Mother...
只要一见到母亲的脸 and when he would see her,
就能忘却外头的打打杀杀 he would forget about the killings.
他不惧怕将军 He wasn't scared of the shogun,
将军却怕他 but the shogun was scared of him.
也许这就是问题症结 Maybe that was the problem.
一天晚上 One night,
将军派出忍者… the shogun sent his ninjas...
我正在欣赏你的武士刀 I was just admiring your sword.
真是巧夺天工 Quite a piece of work.
说到巧手 半藏先生可好? Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?
他很好 He's good.
他的寿司手艺有进步吗? Has his sushi gotten any better?
难以置信 You know, I couldn't believe it.
你居然说得动他铸剑给你 You got him to make you a sword.
很简单 It was easy.
报上你的名字就够了 比尔 I just dropped your name, Bill.
说的也是 That'd do it.
我们势必得来一场 I suppose the idea is we...
半藏刀大对决了 对吗? cross Hanzo swords. Am I right?
这栋别墅正好有一片私人海滩 Well, it just so happens this hacienda has its own private beach.
这片海滩在月光下正好美极了 And that private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight.
而今晚又正好是满月 And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So,
这位剑客 swordfighter,
想用刀剑决斗的话 if you want a swordfight,
我建议不如就在沙滩上 that's where I suggest.
如果你想要传统一点 But if you wanna be old school about it...
你也知道我这人一向很传统 and you know I'm all about old school...
也可以等到破晓时 then we could wait until dawn and...
趁着日出 大卸对方八块 slice each other up at sunrise...
就像货真价实的… like a couple of real-life honest...
如果你不安分一点 我就射你膝盖骨 Now, if you don't settle down, I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap.
听说被打中膝盖骨可是痛得要命 And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in.
跟你闹着玩的啦 I'm just fucking with you.
关于你 以及我俩之间 Now... when it comes to you and us...
我还有几个疑问 I have a few unanswered questions.
在复仇血战到达高潮之前 So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax,
我想问你几个问题 I'm gonna ask you some questions,
希望你据实回答 and I want you to tell me the truth.
但是呢 两难的情况来了 However, therein lies a dilemma.
只要一提到我 Because when it comes to the subject of me,
你绝对不可能说出实话 I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth.
尤其是对我 Especially to me.
甚至对你自己也不诚实 And least of all, to yourself.
再加上 只要一提到我 And when it comes to the subject of me,
我也绝对不可能相信你所说的 I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.
要如何解决这两难的情况呢? How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?
我正好有个解决方式 Well, it just so happens, I have a solution.
命中目标 Gotcha!
去你的 Goddamn!
你到底用什么鬼东西射我? What the fuck did you just shoot me with?
我最伟大的发明 好吧 至少是我最喜欢的 My greatest invention. Or at least my favorite.
不准拔掉 Don't touch it,
否则我朝你脸颊再射一发 or I'll stick another one right in your cheek.
镖弹里的药剂 开始在你血管中流窜 What lies within that dart, just begging to course its way through your veins...
那是超强效的吐真剂 is an incredibly potent and quite infallible truth serum.
我将它命名为“千真万确” I call it "The Undisputed Truth."
药效是硫喷妥钠的两倍 Twice as strong as sodium pentothal,
而且没有嗑嗨了的副作用 with no druggie aftereffects.
只会感到一阵轻微的安乐感 Except for a slight wave of euphoria.
有感觉了吗? You feel it?
-安乐感吗? -对 -Euphoria? -Yeah.
没感觉 No.
真可惜 Too bad.
你也知道 As you know...
我很爱看漫画 I'm quite keen on comic books.
尤其是超级英雄的漫画 Especially the ones about superheroes.
超级英雄的传奇故事真令人着迷 I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating.
举例来说 我最爱的《超人》 Take my favorite superhero, Superman.
不是特别优秀的漫画 画风也很普通 Not a great comic book. Not particularly well drawn.
但它的故事不只是棒 But the mythology... The mythology is not only great,
简直是独一无二 it's unique.
你那鬼针剂到底什么时候才会见效? How long does this shit take to go into effect?
差不多两分钟 About two minutes.
刚好够我说完 Just long enough for me to finish my point.
超级英雄的故事一定会有两个元素 Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is,
超级英雄和另一个身份 there's the superhero and there's the alter ego.
蝙蝠侠变身前是布鲁斯·韦恩 Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,
蜘蛛侠是彼得·帕克 Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker.
主角一早醒来 他的身份是彼得·帕克 When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker.
必须披上战服才能变身成蜘蛛侠 He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man.
在这方面 超人跟其他不一样 And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone.
他不用变身成超人 Superman didn't become Superman.
他一出生就是超人 Superman was born Superman.
他每天早上醒来都是超人 When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman.
他还得变装成克拉克·肯特 His alter ego is Clark Kent.
那件胸前写着红色S字母的 His outfit with the big red "S",
是肯特夫妇捡到他时包在婴儿身上的毯子 that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him.
那些是他真的衣物 Those are his clothes.
克拉克·肯特的眼镜和西装 What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit,
才是他扮装的道具 that's the costume.
为了不被地球人认出 他才扮成那样 That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us.
克拉克·肯特是超人眼中地球人的模样 Clark Kent is how Superman views us.
克拉克·肯特的特质是什么? And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent?
软弱 He's weak...
缺乏自信 he's unsure of himself...
胆小懦弱 he's a coward.
克拉克·肯特代表了超人对全体人类的评价 Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.
碧翠丝小妞扮成汤米的太太也是一样的道理 Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
是吗? Aso.
重点来了 The point emerges.
你打算变装成亚琳 You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton.
但你生来就是碧翠丝小妞 But you were born Beatrix Kiddo.
每天早上睡醒都还是碧翠丝小妞 And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.
对了 针可以拔起来了 Oh, you can... take the needle out.
你说我是超级英雄吗? Are you calling me a superhero?
我说你是个杀手 I'm calling you a killer.
天生的好手 A natural born killer.
以前是 以后也改变不了 You always have been, and you always will be.
搬到埃尔帕索市 Moving to El Paso...
在二手唱片行上班 working in a used record store...
跟汤米一起去看电影 going to the movies with Tommy...
搜集报纸上的优惠券 clipping coupons.
都只是为了乔装成普通人 That's you... trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee.
为了融入社会 That's you trying to blend in with the hive.
但你不是普通人 But you're not a worker bee.
你是个变节的杀手 You're a renegade killer bee.
就算你喝再多啤酒 吃再多烤肉 And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate...
变成大肥婆 or how fat your ass got,
仍改变不了你的真实身份 nothing in the world would ever change that.
我的第一个问题是 First question:
你真的相信能在埃尔帕索过着平凡的日子? Did you really think your life in El Paso was gonna work?
不相信 No!
但至少我会拥有碧比 But I would've had B.B.!
别误会 Don't get me wrong.
我相信你会是好妈妈 I think you would have been a wonderful mother.
但你终究是个杀手 But you are a killer.
为了找我报仇 一路砍了那么多人 All those people you killed to get to me...
一定爽快无比吧? felt damn good, didn't they?
没错 Yes.
每杀一人都很爽吧? Every single one of them?
对 Yes.
这还只是热身 That was the warmup round.
接下来进入重头戏 Now comes the $64,000 question.
为什么怀着我的孩子还从我身边逃走? Why did you run away from me with my baby?
你还记得最后一次派给我的任务吧? Do you remember the last assignment you sent me on?
当然记得 Of course.
刺杀王莉萨 Lisa Wong.
出发当天早上 我感到一阵恶心 The morning I left, I was sick.
在飞机上还吐了 On the plane, I threw up.
我心想 So I started thinking:
我该不会怀孕了吧? Maybe I was pregnant.
“操作简易 拿掉封盖 直接排尿在吸收棉端5秒” "Easy to use. Remove cap and urinate on the absorbent end for five seconds.
“只要90秒便能得知精确的结果” "Accurate results in only 90 seconds.
“显示格上出现的线条代表验孕结果” You can read the results as soon as the line appears in the window."
-可恶 -我当时并不知道 -Fuck. -What I didn't know...
半途中 我的行踪已泄露 was that somewhere on my journey I had been spotted.
我一到洛杉矶 王莉萨立刻派出杀手 With me in L.A., it didn't take Lisa Wong long to send an assassin of her own.
哪位? Hello, can I help you?
我叫金凯伦 是饭店经理 Hello, I'm Karen Kim. I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel.
有一份迎宾礼要送给您 I have a welcome gift from the management.
谢谢 Oh, that's nice. Um...
可以把礼物放在门口吗? Can you just leave it by the door?
-你自认霰弹枪高手吗? -这种距离随便打都中 -You pretty good with that shotgun? -Not that I have to be at this range,
但称我为霰弹枪大师也不为过 but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.
告诉你 贱人 Well, guess what, bitch?
我比神枪手还准 而且已经对准你了 I'm better than Annie Oakley. And I got you right in my sight.
看我轰得你脑袋搬家 I could blow your fucking head off.
我会先射中你眉心 Not before I put one right between your eyes,
不如来谈谈吧 so let's talk.
凯伦 Karen...
我刚得知 I just found out...
就在刚刚 right now...
在你把门轰出个大洞之前 not a moment before you blew a hole through the door...
我发现我怀孕了 that I'm pregnant.
这什么招? What is this?
靠近门口的地上 On the floor by the door...
有一支验孕棒 能证明我怀孕了 is a strip that says I'm pregnant.
想骗我 Bullshit.
在其他时候 我肯定会骗你 Any other time you'd be 100 percent right.
但此时此刻 This time...
我说的是实话 you're 100 percent wrong.
我是全世界最顶尖的女杀手 I'm the deadliest woman in the world.
但此刻 But right now...
却为了肚里的孩子胆颤心惊 I'm just scared shitless for my baby.
拜托你 Please.
看一眼验孕棒 Just look at the strip.
求你了 Please.
待在原地不准动 Stay where you are and don't move.
老娘看不懂验孕棒啦 I don't know what this fucking shit means.
包装盒上面有说明 The box with the directions, it's right there.
“操作简易 拿掉封盖 直接排尿在吸收棉端” "Easy to use. Remove the cap and urinate on the absorbent end."
蓝色表示怀孕 Blue means pregnant.
我自己会读 不用你鸡婆 I'll read it myself, thank you.
就算我相信你 又怎样? Okay. Say I were to believe you. What then?
请你撤退吧 Just go home.
我也会撤 I'll do the same.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
在验孕棒显示蓝色之前 Before that strip turned blue...
我是个女人 你的女人 I was a woman, I was your woman.
是你底下的杀手 I was a killer who killed for you.
在验孕棒显示蓝色之前 Before that strip turned blue,
我可以骑摩托车跳上高速列车 I would've jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train.
只为了达成你的命令 For you.
但是在验孕棒显示蓝色后 But once that strip turned blue...
那些我都做不了了 I could no longer do any of those things.
再也做不了 Not anymore.
因为我将为人母 Because I was gonna be a mother.
你能理解吗? Can you understand that?
我理解 Yes.
但你当时为何不告诉我 现在才说? But why didn't you... tell me then, instead of now?
你一旦知道 她就成了你的女儿 Once you knew, you'd claim her.
我不想让她当你女儿 And I didn't want that.
不是你说了算 Not your decision to make.
没错 Yes.
但对我女儿来说 那是正确的决定 But it's the right decision, and I made it for my daughter.
我希望她诞生在清清白白的家庭里 She deserved to be born with a clean slate.
跟着你的话 But with you...
她会无端卷入纷扰的世界 she would've been born into a world she shouldn't have.
我当下得做出决定 I had to choose.
我选择保护她 I chose her.
五年前 You know, five years ago,
若问我世界上有哪些事绝不可能发生 if I had to make a list of impossible things that could never happen,
你朝我脑袋开枪给我致命的一击 you performing a coup de grâce on me by busting a cap in my crown...
会是我第一个想到的 would've been right at the top of the list.
但我想错了 对吧? I'd have been wrong, wouldn't I?
不好意思 I-I'm sorry.
你是真心想问吗? Was that a question?
“世上不可能发生的事” Of impossible things that could never happen,
是的 在这上头你想错了 yes, in this instance you would've been wrong.
愿闻其详 Well?
当年你失去音讯 When you never came back,
我自然以为你被王莉萨或其他人给杀了 I naturally assumed Lisa Wong, or somebody else, had killed you.
顺便声明一下 And for the record...
让爱你的人以为你死了 letting somebody think somebody they love is dead when they're not...
真的很残酷 is quite cruel.
我哀悼了整整三个月 I mourned you for three months.
到了第三个月 And in the third month of mourning you...
我发现你的下落 I tracked you down.
不是我刻意追查你的下落 I wasn't trying to track you down.
是在追踪该死的凶手 I was trying to track down the fucking assholes...
我还以为人家杀了你 I thought killed you.
后来就找到你 So I find you...
结果呢? and what do I find?
你不但没死 Not only are you not dead...
还要嫁给一个瘪三 you're getting married to some fucking jerk.
而且还怀孕了 And you're pregnant.
我一时反应过度 I overreacted.
你反应过度? You overreacted?
这也是理由吗? Is that your explanation?
我没打算辩解什么 I didn't say I was gonna explain myself.
只是交代实情 I said I was gonna tell you the truth.
如果太难懂 那我说白一点 But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal.
我是杀手 I'm a killer.
我嗜杀成性 这你也知道 I'm a murdering bastard. You know that.
谁敢伤我的心 就得付出代价 And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
你是付出了一些代价 You experienced some of them.
我的反应有那么难料吗? Was my reaction really that surprising?
是很意外 Yes. It was.
你当真如此心狠手辣? Could you do what you did?
当然是 Of course you could.
但我做梦也想不到 But I never thought...
你会对我如此狠心 you would, or could, do that to me.
很抱歉 小妞 I'm really sorry, Kiddo...
但你错估我了 but you thought wrong.
你我之间有数不清的旧帐 You and I have unfinished business.
宝贝 Baby...
你说得没错 you ain't kidding.
白眉把“五步穿心指”传授给你了? Pai Mei taught you the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique?
当然了 'Course he did.
你怎么没告诉我? Why didn't you tell me?
我也不知道 I don't know.
大概因为 Because I'm...
我很坏心吧 a bad person.
不是的 No.
你一点也不坏 You're not a bad person.
你是个很棒的人 You're a terrific person.
也是我最喜欢的人 You're my favorite person.
只不过有时候 But every once in a while...
会耍贱招罢了 you can be a real cunt.
我看起来怎样? How do I look?
你看来已经准备好了 You look ready.
（隔天早上）
原来是小花呀 Well, well, well. If it ain't the little flower.
晚安 各位美国同胞和海上的船只 Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.
来听听今天的新闻吧 Let's go to press. Flash.
你家有没有养喜鹊? Do you have a magpie in your home?
有的话真是太幸运了 If you do, you are most fortunate.
喜鹊是全世界最迷人的鸟类 The magpie is the most charming bird in all the world.
它是农夫的好朋友 He is the best friend a farmer ever had.
请温柔地善待它吧 Treat him gently. Treat him kindly.
还要记住尊重喜鹊 And always remember, the magpie deserves your respect.
谢天谢地 Thank you.
谢天谢地… Thank you. Thank you.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank you.
我来告诉你接下来要做什么 Now, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
我的头不痛啊 I ain't got no headache.
你就要头痛了 老兄 Oh yes, you have, brother.
（母狮终于和幼狮相聚）
（森林又恢复了宁静）
开拍 And, action!
卡 Cut.